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PHONE RINGS
You know the Kray twins?
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Who would you back in
a fight, Gaz, Reggie or Ronnie?
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Ooh. Fists or weapons?
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Fists.
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Is Ronnie on or off his meds?
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Oh, erm, he's on.
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{\an1}HE FARTS
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God, has someone died?
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No, but it's early.
You the new sprog?
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The what? Told you, didn't I?
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Hello, love. It's Miss Gill, right?
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Yeah. Told him what?
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Why would you want to be
a prison officer?
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Cos I'm really good at
shutting up dickheads.
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Jackie Stokes. That's Gary,
Ali, and Don. Welcome to Hell.
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All right?
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Fantastic. Here, this means we can
unlock, now, Jax, right?
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Yeah, hopefully, yeah.
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We haven't had enough staff to let
the lads out the last few days.
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Right, but I were told to come in
early
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to get an induction from
the Supervising Officer?
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It won't go under, Michael.
It will, Miss.
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Well, it might have if you hadn't
stuck the pages together.
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That weren't me. It's rented.
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If you could just give it
a nudge... It's contraband.
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Oh, haven't you got more important
things to do, Miss Henry?
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I'd have to go Ron. He was
heavier.
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Yeah, but Reg was cleverer.
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Yeah, but Ron was madder,
even when he was medicated,
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and neither of them
were that bastard bright
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or they wouldn't have died in
prison.
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Nothing that can't wait.
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We gonna get out today, Miss?
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I hope so.
Can you pass us some tissue?
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I'm not touching it without gloves.
Hey. You sound like my wife.
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What have we got here?
Here. Look lively.
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Right, quick, sprog, pick a
number between one and 20.
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Why? Quick. 10? Morning, Boss.
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OK? Yeah, that chap we're
having overnight... Dolby?
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Yeah, he's gonna be late,
van got lost.
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Oh, erm...
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I'm Rose. Gill. New probationer.
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Are you chewing gum? No.
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Which could be used to make
a key or block a lock?
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I mean, I know training's short...
Yeah, look, honest I was...
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Men have been behind their doors
for two days, we need to unlock.
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I know, but... Did leave your phone
in your locker, didn't you?
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Yeah.
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Right. Come on, Swiss.
Feeding time at the zoo.
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{\an1}OFFICE PHONE RINGS
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Unlock Ones and Twos.
We'll get to all of you,
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so there's no need for banging.
Cue banging.
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{\an1}PRISONERS START BANGING
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Does get a bit lively when they
haven't been out for a while.
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It's OK to be scared, yeah?
I'm not scared.
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Sprog. Yeah, always know where
the alarms are.
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So start off there, OK?
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Sorry, Miss.
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{\an1}PRISONERS SHOUT
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Morning.
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All right, lads,
there's no need to run.
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Morning, Michael.
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Put some trousers on!
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Yeah. All right, all right.
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You, you, then you.
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Miss Henry?
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Governor Cahill?
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Oh, I won't. You've got a transfer
arriving on an overnight stay?
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Van's late, but yes.
Dolby, we're babysitting.
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Well, let's make sure he's
looked after, please.
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Any enemies that we know of?
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Oh, I know, there's a smell.
Call the Works Department.
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Yeah, I have, but...
Yeah, will do.
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Oh, and Mr Ray will visit later.
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Mr...?
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Simon Ray. New Governor Grade
overseeing staffing,
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including the Custodial
Manager post,
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so he's keen to see how
C Wing is running.
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You'll like him, Leigh.
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And he needs to like you.
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Hard man! You talking to me?
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Aye, always talking shit to anybody.
I'll chop you in half there.
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Oi! You two! Pack it in!
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Hey, hey! We only just got out, man.
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We only just got out. Give it a
rest!
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We only just got out, man.
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Was that the Number 1?
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We need to run the model wing
today, Jax.
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All right.
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Miss Stokes? Just give us a minute,
love, all right?
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{\an1}PRISONER WOLF-WHISTLES
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{\an1}LAUGHTER
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{\an1}HE YELLS
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{\an1}KLAXON BLARES
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What the fuck is that, Yogi?
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Oh, has it always been that shape?
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Hey, hey! Calm down. Do not resist.
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Everyone, back in your cells.
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Lock down the ones and twos.
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Look at her.
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I mean I'm all for equality - well,
actually, that's bollocks, I'm not -
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what's she gonna do when it
kicks off?
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Like, they're putting us all at
risk
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for the sake of political
correctness.
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This used to be a man's job
for a reason.
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You used to have to go to
the gym every day for a reason.
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What number did you pick, Sprog?
Erm, ten, but I don't know why.
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You had 18. What was Swiss?
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Six. Jax had 19...
What were it for? And why "Swiss"?
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It's a bet, you know, how many
minutes before it all kicked off.
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Before the alarm, actually.
Anyone back 'em to make it past 20?
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Me. Easy to be cynical.
Oh, I didn't know what...
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Prisons aren't full of bad people,
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they're full of people who've done
bad things.
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Keep Yogi behind his door for now.
Any idea what it was over, Boss?
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They both do Thursday Home Ec.
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Yogi says he saw Minto taking
the piss
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out of his lemon drizzle cake
through the window during bang-up.
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One landing at a time, yeah?
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We're unlocking again?
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You got something better to do?
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No, but when do I get my induction?
What do you wanna know?
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Well, I don't know
what I don't know, so...
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It's Cat B prison, four main wings
holding a thousand adult males.
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C Wing takes prisoners
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doing anything from a three weeks
to five years,
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plus those nobody else wants. OK?
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I could have got all that on
the internet.
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Exactly, you'll be able to get the
whole qualification there soon.
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Could you re-read PSO 1600
while you're online?
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Once you've drawn your baton,
you've already lost.
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Do you know what? I'm thinking of
getting me a bit of a heroin habit.
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You know, shift a few pounds for
the beach?
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I've been in the job 20 years,
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what does Governor Ray
think he'll see
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that isn't in my record? Your tits?
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Look, all you can do is show him
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you're the best masochist
for the job,
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which you know you are.
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So did you end up, er,
stopping over again last night?
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Well, by the time I'd written up
the ACCTS...
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Yeah, no, I get it. But, you know,
if they ever catch you...
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Who's gonna catch me? I'm in charge,
for now.
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You know what'll happen if I don't
get Custodial Manager, Jax. I'm out.
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They can get two gum-chewing robots
for one pain-in-the-arse like me.
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Look, fuck that. Right?
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We make today as dull as my sex life
and then tonight,
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you and me finally have that drink
to celebrate, eh?
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Thank you.
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Good morning, Mr Dolby
and Mr Bilal.
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I'm SO Henry
and this is Miss Stokes.
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Everyone on C Wing starts with
a clean slate.
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I don't care what you did out there,
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only what you do in here.
You behave and you'll be fine.
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Fuck about, and we'll be all over
you like scabies.
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So, my advice... Keep it.
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Fine.
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So I'm not talking about
the prison years,
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I'm talking about when they actually
ran the East End and that.
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Are you left-handed?
Are you trying to put me off?
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No, cos, erm, left-handers die
about three years earlier
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than right-handers, you know.
That's a true fact.
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So how long have
you got left now, then?
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What, in hours or in minutes?
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Hey, do you know what I've missed
the most?
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Shot!
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What's up?
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Are you OK?
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Do I know you, Miss? No.
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What's your first name?
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You're thinking of someone else...
Where are you from?
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She said you're wrong,
fella, so jog on.
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Never tell 'em anything
about yourself.
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Especially not this parasite.
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Mr Campbell. Miss...?
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You already know her name, Google.
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Cloudy today, Miss Gill. 60% chance
of rain after tea.
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Prick's obsessed with
the weather, never goes outside.
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You got a boyfriend? Mr Campbell?
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Boss wants you, Sprog.
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This is Miss... Gill.
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Miss Gill, she'll be your
Key Worker.
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I haven't had Key Worker training.
Well, you learn by doing.
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Right, but I'm actually supposed
to be shadowing someone.
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OK.
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Come on.
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Will I get a single, Miss?
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I can't share, cos I'm
claustrophobic. You're in prison.
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Fucking nightmare, innit, Miss?
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Mr Shah, no kick-offs or fuck-ups
today, OK? OK, boss. OK? OK.
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"Yes. Yes, boss."
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We've got a visitor coming
and he might want a tour,
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so get all the cleaners at it,
extra wombles out here.
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Oh, and I don't want to see any
zombies off their heads on spice.
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What, ever? No, not...
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Well, yes, preferably,
but especially not today.
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Who's coming?
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Works Department.
"Persistent foul odour."
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That'll be the Albanians.
Perfect timing. Follow me.
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What are you after?
Looking for a single.
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Oh, could be your lucky day.
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Don't tell me - the ring is
to stop women bothering you.
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What about 82 on the threes?
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No. I can sense you're about to ask
why
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and if you start asking that,
you're fucked.
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Miss Henry says 82 is out of action,
so...
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What, we can't question her?
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Well, if you want,
but only cons get answers.
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Now, you could try it on with her.
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We used to think she was a bit of a
crack-snacker.
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Now we reckon she's
a nun or something,
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living in the community.
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She don't talk about anything else
but work.
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Who's the cell for?
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New remand is claustrophobic.
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Is he fuck. He's after a single.
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Listen, Sprog. You've got
the whole wing sizing you up,
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trying to work out whether
you're gonna be a hard bitch
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or a soft touch
and whether they can turn you.
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How do you think most of the drugs,
tech, takeaways get in here?
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Is it... chucked over the wall?
Officers.
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And you'd best decide which sort
you're gonna be,
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because if you give this lot an
inch, they won't just take a mile,
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they'll take you halfway round
the fucking world
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and you'll be finished
before you've even started.
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Can I have a word, Boss? Do I look
like a mental health nurse?
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Trust no one.
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Including you? Better.
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Stick him in with one of
the benefit frau...
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Sorry, sorry, asylum seekers.
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And remember, they put themselves
behind these doors.
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Miss?
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I fucked up my menu sheet, Miss.
I meant to order chicken
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but I ticked vegetarian by accident.
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I won't eat it, and canteen's not
until Friday.
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Will you have a word
with the kitchen for me, please?
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Name's Caplan. Erm, no. Sorry.
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Mr Bilal, come with me please.
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You have got to dress properly on
the landing.
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Go back to your cell and change.
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00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:31,920
Who's the new man?
242
00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:35,600
That depends.
Have you got any coffee?
243
00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:37,280
You can have whatever's left.
244
00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:40,320
Familiar, is he?
Was you in the army?
245
00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:44,400
Name's Dolby.
246
00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:48,560
He's here from a C Cat on
a lie-down for his mum's funeral.
247
00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:52,680
Can't cope on the out, can they,
248
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:55,240
no one telling 'em when to have
a shit or get a haircut.
249
00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:58,680
Most of 'em say they felt safer
in Iraq than they do in here.
250
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:13,800
We've got shit. Well, keep looking.
251
00:17:13,840 --> 00:17:16,480
Miss Henry, can I talk to you?
No, we've got shit.
252
00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:21,680
It's not human or rodent,
beyond that.
253
00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:26,320
Well, I should report this.
Have you been cleaning properly?
254
00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:39,280
Why did he say "told you"
when I came in the office?
255
00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:40,720
Oh. Yeah, cos he said
256
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:44,560
the new probationer would be a
girl... woman, you know
257
00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:46,720
and you make it 50-50
if you stay... If I stay?
258
00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:49,600
Yeah, cos half of all new recruits
leave in the first two years.
259
00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:52,000
That's a true fact.
260
00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:53,560
Most do this for their CV,
261
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:57,360
then apply for the police for better
pay.
262
00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:58,600
Erm, why are you doing it?
263
00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:02,000
Just making my way through
the Shit Jobs List -
264
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:04,640
call centre, phone shop,
estate agents.
265
00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:07,400
Every single one of them's
got a cock like him.
266
00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:12,480
Gaz is all right. You know,
he's got your back.
267
00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:14,320
I bet he's the sort of bloke
268
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:16,720
that wears the collar up
on his polos, in't he?
269
00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:20,520
He is, yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, I do that.
270
00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:26,400
Is that your real watch? Yeah.
271
00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:30,040
Yeah, you need to get yourself
a proper one, you know,
272
00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:32,600
cos prison's like Vegas, you know,
there's no clocks.
273
00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:33,640
Right.
274
00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:39,320
Is that why the SO hates me,
because she thinks I won't stay?
275
00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:41,480
Could be anything, to be honest.
276
00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:44,880
I mean, no one really knows
Miss Henry, you know.
277
00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:47,000
People say that she prefers
the prisoners to us
278
00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:50,720
but to be fair, you know, a lot of
these guys are all right,
279
00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:52,840
although I'm into true crime
and that, so...
280
00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:54,040
Is that why you're here?
281
00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:56,240
Plus there's hardly any training,
282
00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:59,440
you don't need qualifications and...
exciting, innit?
283
00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:00,840
{\an1}MUFFLED TANNOY ANNOUNCEMENT
284
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:05,760
Does anyone understand that?
Yeah, it's time for roll-count.
285
00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:08,240
Right. Skanky minger.
286
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:10,040
What did you say?
287
00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:11,840
Skanky minger.
288
00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:14,720
Right, you can be my first nicking.
How do I nick him?
289
00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:17,200
You don't. He's new in,
probably don't speak English.
290
00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:19,960
They'll have just told him what
to say and lied about what it means.
291
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,880
Just don't let them see that you're
rattled. I'm not fucking rattled.
292
00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:24,320
Go on, then.
293
00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:29,280
Here, someone's burgled my
toilet seat.
294
00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:33,200
Oh, fella. How are you burning that
without a lighter?
295
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:37,680
Hey, I'm the victim here.
Registered disabled.
296
00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:42,160
Right, come on, let's go. Boss?
Listen, I'm coming back, OK?
297
00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:45,040
Yeah, but boss, I need... Deep
breath. That's it, hold on there.
298
00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:47,840
Miss Gill? Can I have a word,
please?
299
00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:49,720
{\an1}MAN WHEEZES
300
00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:54,280
All right, love. Doing well. Better?
That's it. All right.
301
00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:59,880
He's claustrophobic. Did you check
his Cell Sharing Risk Assessment?
302
00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:03,560
You trust them till they give you
cause not to, all right?
303
00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:06,360
Now, find him a single
before I fucking report you. Go.
304
00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:12,560
Pest Control, yes.
305
00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:16,960
Well, no, I need someone now.
I'll wait.
306
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,000
{\an1}KNOCKING AT DOOR
307
00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:23,480
Google's loo seat got jacked.
Is works still about?
308
00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:24,960
C Wing, yes. It is urgent.
309
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:29,480
Did you say loo seat?
310
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:31,480
I know.
Why would anyone nick a loo seat?
311
00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:33,920
Spin the wing. What?
312
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:36,240
Spin them. Now.
313
00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:56,080
No-one steals a toilet seat,
314
00:20:56,120 --> 00:21:00,360
unless they need to make a weapon
fast. Someone is desperate.
315
00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:02,600
Yeah, you, to get this job
so you can stay here.
316
00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:04,800
Let's just focus on finding
the thing, all right,
317
00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:07,000
so this Ray bloke don't turn up
to a stabbing,
318
00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:09,480
we can go back to mothering
the fuckers tomorrow.
319
00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:15,200
No posters on the outside walls.
320
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:18,320
Why do the shit jobs pay
the shittest
321
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:20,400
and the best jobs
pay the best, Swiss?
322
00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:24,800
Turn around, please.
Top half back on, bottom half off.
323
00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:26,240
Oh, come on, Boss.
324
00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:28,200
You are allowed one kettle.
325
00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:32,080
What am I meant to cook in?
The same one I make coffee with?
326
00:21:32,120 --> 00:21:35,480
Boss? I'm sorry, your call is
important to us
327
00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:39,040
but all of our operators are busy
dealing with other customers.
328
00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:48,960
Oh, yes!
329
00:21:51,120 --> 00:21:52,600
Miss Gill, come on.
330
00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:54,120
What are you doing?
331
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:59,560
All right, on your feet, Caplan.
Come on, you know the drill.
332
00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:12,960
Fantastic.
333
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:19,440
You never finished saying what
you've missed most. Carpets.
334
00:22:34,360 --> 00:22:37,040
It's the ones that you don't find
that you need to worry about.
335
00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:39,240
This is fuck-all like Vegas.
336
00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:44,600
Really, Childs? Miss Henry...
Boss.
337
00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:47,400
We found an empty cell
on the search. Where?
338
00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:49,840
67 on the Twos, but the board said
it's empty for painting.
339
00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:52,520
Yeah. Wing painter's job never got
filled, we ran out of paint.
340
00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:55,160
If I give it a clean,
can I put Bilal in there?
341
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:59,160
We've got a zombie. Caplan,
again, completely fraggled.
342
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:00,640
Isn't he already in debt?
343
00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:03,840
Word is, he had extra portions
of chicken to sell for spice.
344
00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:05,720
They sell their food?
Yeah. Fish is the money
345
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:07,280
but everything's worth something.
346
00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:10,160
Except those little brown biscuits,
bourbons, no one likes them.
347
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:13,360
Where'd he get extra chicken from?
Today of all days.
348
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:14,400
It were me.
349
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:21,800
I didn't believe Bilal
and I were wrong,
350
00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:26,720
so I trusted Caplan and I called the
kitchen. Look, I'm sorry.
351
00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:29,480
I'm really sorry. It's just, there's
so much to take in
352
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:32,640
and it never ends and it's the
longest I've been away from my phone
353
00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:33,680
since I was, like, ten.
354
00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:37,240
Sort Bilal, now.
355
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:40,520
Put him in that single.
And stay out of my sight.
356
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:45,400
What do you want done with Caplan?
357
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:46,840
And Childs.
358
00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:48,320
Hide him.
359
00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:52,240
Where? Anywhere, just keep him out
of the way till bang-up.
360
00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:54,840
I'll handle Childs. Roll-count.
361
00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:56,400
Fucking hell.
362
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:06,000
One month left on a three-stretch,
you've never been any trouble,
363
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:08,520
so I have to ask myself,
what could make Steven Childs
364
00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:10,560
need a weapon in such a hurry
that he'd do this?
365
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,720
All I can come up with is,
366
00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:23,360
I can't be the only one who knows
about Dolby.
367
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:31,480
You're from Hull.
Dolby taught swimming in Hull.
368
00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:33,600
His name's not fucking Dolby.
369
00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:39,160
It's Coleman.
370
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:43,040
I haven't seen him since I was 11.
371
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:46,520
I knew him straight away,
372
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:48,080
smelt him.
373
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:52,000
He can change his name
and he can run off to the army
374
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:54,480
but he can't change what he is,
or what he did.
375
00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:57,200
Did you know?
376
00:24:57,240 --> 00:25:00,680
That his past had
caught up with him?
377
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:08,160
Did they give him a new name?
378
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:12,400
Only a tiny number
of offenders get new identities.
379
00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:19,040
You know, I'm in here because
of what he did
380
00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:20,840
as much as he is.
381
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:24,960
Fucking swimming.
382
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:28,520
Shall I, shall I tell you what he
really taught me
383
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:31,000
about power and trust? If you like.
384
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:35,040
Have you ever talked about what
happened to you?
385
00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:36,120
I don't need to talk.
386
00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:40,200
I'm not going to punish you,
you're so close to release, but...
387
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:41,720
But I weren't gonna hurt him.
388
00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:44,040
You need to stay behind your door
until he leaves us.
389
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:45,800
No, I know, I know what I need.
390
00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:48,760
I need five minutes on my own with
him.
391
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:51,000
Well, no, I was only gonna use that
to threaten him.
392
00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:53,200
I swear to you. I swear to you!
Please, Miss Henry.
393
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:57,160
All right. If you'd asked me any
other day, then maybe.
394
00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:59,640
But I can't, Steven. I just can't.
395
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:02,120
Yeah, but you can trust me.
396
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:05,800
No. It's not personal,
I just can't today.
397
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:27,440
Oh!
SHE COUGHS
398
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:30,720
Oh, jeez.
399
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:52,800
Oh, my God!
400
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:57,120
What? You OK? Look in there.
401
00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:59,360
Ugh!
402
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:06,560
What the fuck?
403
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:07,680
I hate toads.
404
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:10,520
It's not a toad.
It's an African bullfrog.
405
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:14,600
Little fucker stinks. This whole
cell's gonna need fumigating.
406
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:19,360
Where am I going to put Bilal?
You all right, mate?
407
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:33,920
Go on.
408
00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:40,120
{\an1}PRISONERS CHAT
409
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:41,840
The only thing he could use
to keep afloat
410
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:42,960
was the biggest package,
411
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,800
so he's had to hang on to
a shit-ton of brown
412
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:47,800
till the feds came and rescued him!
413
00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:52,360
Hey. You ever drink in The Crown?
414
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:55,000
You don't fucking know me, OK?
415
00:27:56,800 --> 00:28:00,160
Are you coming in or going out?
Pick one and fucking move.
416
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:02,640
All right, come.
417
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:04,800
Go! Miss Gill.
418
00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:07,600
We talk to the men on this wing
with respect.
419
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:09,720
Why, because we're outnumbered?
420
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:14,760
Because they've already been judged,
that's not your job. What is?
421
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:17,080
You've given me no help.
Mr Ray?
422
00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:18,680
Anywhere more private?
423
00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:34,760
{\an1}HE SHOUTS
424
00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:56,480
I was eight when you started here.
425
00:28:56,520 --> 00:29:01,320
Oh. I've probably spent more
of my life in prison...
426
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:06,000
..er, than outside.
427
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:14,000
You're in a somewhat
tricky position, aren't you,
428
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:19,440
given the vacant CM role effectively
makes your current one redundant.
429
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:24,760
So if you don't get the job...
430
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:27,520
Has a decision been made?
431
00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:31,560
Well, that's why I'm here.
Oh, no, not to deliver it.
432
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:35,080
Sorry - today I simply wanted
to put a face to the name,
433
00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:37,800
given that the job appears
to be yours to lose.
434
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:40,760
You seem to be running
a pretty tight ship.
435
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:45,280
One thing.
436
00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:47,360
On your application to join
the service,
437
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:51,240
in the background section
you've listed Father as Unknown
438
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:54,840
and Mother, Ruth Henry, Deceased.
439
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:59,440
But... I can't find
a birth certificate.
440
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:03,280
Oh, maybe it got lost?
441
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:04,800
I'll need a replacement copy
442
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:07,000
in order to confirm your
appointment,
443
00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:08,600
vetting requirements etc.
444
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:10,360
Of course, yeah.
445
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:13,760
Good. Soon as you like.
446
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:15,480
I'm not entirely sure where...
447
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:18,320
Between us, there are those who'd
prefer
448
00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:23,360
the more experienced staff to make
way now for a new generation.
449
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:27,440
Oh, what's needed are new ideas,
not new people...
450
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:32,000
As Custodial Manager, I'll finally
be able to make some changes,
451
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:35,120
rather than just make it through
the day.
452
00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:36,600
Let's hope it works out.
453
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:39,480
Great to meet you, Leigh.
454
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:01,560
Miss.
455
00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:19,000
I can't open me locker, Miss.
They ain't give me no key.
456
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:29,080
Charlie wasn't even in the Firm.
It's out of Reg and Ron.
457
00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:30,200
Where's Miss Gill?
458
00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:34,440
Er, I only just got back from
praying about a minute ago.
459
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:49,880
Just give me a second, all right?
460
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:52,280
Miss Gill. Have you seen her? No.
461
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:54,080
What's up?
462
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:04,200
Look, forget about
Rose bloody Gill.
463
00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:09,440
Tell me about Governor Ray.
Right, what exactly did he say?
464
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:12,320
He's not made a decision yet.
Apparently, the job's mine to lose.
465
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:15,840
OK, that's good. "Yours to lose",
I mean, that's fucking good, right?
466
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:17,640
Now, if this ain't cause
467
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:21,240
to finally get you out on the lady
petrol, I don't know what is.
468
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:24,240
I can't now, I need to go home.
Right, let's do that.
469
00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:26,880
I've only waited seven years for
an invite round your gaff, so...
470
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:29,840
No, the kitchen still isn't
finished and...
471
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:32,240
Oh, will you fucking cheer up?
472
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:34,920
Look, all this Ray has done is let
you know he's watching,
473
00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:39,440
so all we have to do is run the wing
exactly like we have today.
474
00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:42,640
I'm not doing this job for him.
475
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:44,840
I forgot that today.
476
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:23,960
{\an1}DOOR OPENS
477
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:30,200
Follow me.
478
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:31,240
Where to?
479
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:35,560
Shower. I don't need a shower.
Yes, you do.
480
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:41,240
What are you looking at?
481
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:44,840
You used to watch us in
the shower, Mr Coleman.
482
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:55,120
You're trying to remember me.
But you don't, do you?
483
00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:58,240
The Chief Screw's out there.
484
00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:00,480
You, you said
that I was your favourite,
485
00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:02,960
but you don't even...
486
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:13,960
How can you not remember,
when to me, you...
487
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:19,040
What do you want?
488
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:28,160
I didn't tell anyone.
489
00:35:29,240 --> 00:35:30,600
Not even my dad.
490
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:37,320
Then when I where 18,
I made myself tell him.
491
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:41,520
He wouldn't believe me.
492
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:47,560
He's never looked at me
the same way again.
493
00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:51,320
I said, what do you want?
494
00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:53,640
For you to admit that it happened.
495
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:17,680
Of course I remember you, Steven.
496
00:36:58,040 --> 00:36:59,840
Out you come now, please.
497
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:13,000
So, what did he want from you?
498
00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:14,920
Just wanted to know
if I remembered him.
499
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:16,480
And?
500
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:21,840
Said I did, though.
501
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:24,880
And a deal's a deal, right?
502
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:27,760
So when do I get my biscuits?
Later.
503
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:29,880
Need some assistance down here now!
504
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:33,480
And I don't want fucking Bourbons!
505
00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:36,040
Clear the landings.
Behind your doors!
506
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:41,640
Ignore them, OK, keep looking at me.
Keep looking at me.
507
00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:44,200
Are you OK? Yeah, we're fine, we're
all fine, aren't we?
508
00:37:44,240 --> 00:37:46,640
I'm not fucking fine. Shut up.
What is it? What's up, mate?
509
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:49,680
It's too late. You're too late.
What do you mean?
510
00:37:49,720 --> 00:37:53,440
I asked you all. Every one of yous.
Asked us what?
511
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:55,680
Yeah. Now you listen.
Now it's too late.
512
00:37:55,720 --> 00:37:58,840
I'm sorry if you haven't been
listened to, but we're here now. No!
513
00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:00,680
You didn't ask me.
514
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:06,720
You didn't ask me.
515
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:09,480
Just give us a chance, eh?
516
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,560
It's too late. It's not.
You're one of them.
517
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:16,760
I'm not. Right?
518
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:21,160
I'm just another body,
like you, another problem.
519
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:24,560
I'll fuck up or fuck off any minute
now
520
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:26,400
and then another problem will turn
up,
521
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:28,800
so I'm not worth bothering with.
522
00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:32,840
Look, just give us a chance.
523
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:35,360
That's only fair, in't it?
524
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:41,720
They took apple crumble off
the menu.
525
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:43,440
Oh, for fuck's sake.
526
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:48,440
It was on the sheet yesterday,
but they took it off.
527
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:50,040
No reason. Why?
528
00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:51,760
I don't know, but I'll find out.
529
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:55,000
I will. I promise.
I promise I will find out.
530
00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:57,760
But I need you to put that down.
531
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:12,200
Oh, here he is. Swiss.
532
00:39:12,240 --> 00:39:14,160
Nowhere to be seen
when the fighting starts.
533
00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:26,640
You told Tanush you're like him.
534
00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:31,520
You know, once you put that
uniform on, you are one of us.
535
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:33,960
Got to remember that, right?
536
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:37,120
However well you get on with the
men,
537
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:40,480
always remember they hate you. Yeah?
Yeah.
538
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:45,720
You did well in there, though.
Didn't she?
539
00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:49,800
Move Bilal out of Cell 82.
It's dangerous, there's no electric.
540
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:51,560
Made a new friend, have we?
541
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:54,080
Reminds me of that last time
I tried online dating.
542
00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:56,000
And when you've found out from
the kitchen
543
00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:59,600
why they took apple crumble off the
menu, go to Seg and tell Tanush.
544
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:04,320
What, now? Do you usually keep
your promises? Yeah. Then yeah.
545
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:05,800
Got a friend, have you?
546
00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:08,280
See, the little things are only
little
547
00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:11,000
if you can still do something about
the big fuckers
548
00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:14,240
and this lot can't, so...
So unless you know you can deliver,
549
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:16,880
it's best not to promise.
Better to say, "I'll look into it."
550
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:18,960
Or just no. Yeah, because a no can
become a yes,
551
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,560
but go the other way and you are
fucked.
552
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:23,400
Bilal can clean out this one's cell
and move in there.
553
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:24,960
Have you got a little friend?
554
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:26,240
Now, please.
555
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:29,280
Ribbit!
556
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:33,000
Not all frogs say that, you know.
No? No.
557
00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:36,960
Oh. Well, what do they say?
"You really need a girlfriend"?
558
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:40,440
No, but they need to blink in order
to swallow.
559
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:41,880
Yeah, that's a true fact.
560
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:44,280
Yeah, I went out with
a bloke who done that.
561
00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:47,640
Or is it toads?
He was a bit of a fucking toad...
562
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:52,120
Yes, Mr Carpenter,
I've made a friend. Fantastic.
563
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:04,920
Yeah. Bye. See you tomorrow.
564
00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:08,720
Go on, then.
565
00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:15,640
You don't want to go?
566
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:25,440
You don't want to go.
567
00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:46,640
But why's it got to stay here?
568
00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:50,600
Because it's home.
It didn't want to go.
569
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:53,320
If that's a bullfrog,
erm, it's non-native,
570
00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:55,560
so you shouldn't be releasing
it anyway.
571
00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:57,880
There you go then.
572
00:43:57,920 --> 00:43:59,680
You work some mad hours.
573
00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:02,160
Admin to do. I'm not drawing keys.
574
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:16,240
PRISONER: Anyone seen my toad?
575
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:30,320
You in or what?
576
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:32,720
Yeah, I'm in.
577
00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:34,920
Right, then, game on.
578
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:29,000
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