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Tommy.
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The tape.
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Fuck the police!
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We'll get our own guy.
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- Let me do some digging here.
- Ah!
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Where the fuck do I find this guy?
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He's not here. Don't worry.
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He'll turn up eventually.
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Seattle. Let me guess... webcams.
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- Very good, yeah.
- They say it's
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the future of porn.
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And I would agree with them.
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I love you so much.
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There's a bunch
of camera guys sitting around
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watching us have sex.
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Do you have any idea
how humiliating it was?
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You're being way too chill.
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Every second that passes,
this tape could be spreading.
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Baby, we will get it back.
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- This'll all be fine!
- Hey, Tommy?
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You did the right thing by coming in.
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Hey, gorgeous.
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- My God.
- Just driving, baby.
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Uh.
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Fuck. Look at my beautiful husband.
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I love you!
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What's up?
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What's up? Whoo!
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Did he just honk a boat
horn with his penis?
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Yes, he did.
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The jokes, they write themselves.
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- He's never gonna go for it.
- Jay loves dick jokes.
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He did two years straight on Bobbitt.
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Do you think it's too risqué or...
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Not too risqué.
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Too obscure.
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If Uncle Jim and Aunt Susie
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in Duluth don't know about it...
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You do the shittiest Leno.
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Come in.
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Got a sec?
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It's all over town.
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They're selling it
online through a website.
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There's so many angles to it:
technology, celebrity, privacy.
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- Are you pitching a story?
- Why not?
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The Los Angeles Times
is not doing a story
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on a sex tape.
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A celebrity sex tape
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that's being commercially sold.
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I'm confounded by what aspect
of this you consider news.
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It's totally news.
Nothing like this has ever...
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I'm sorry, Alicia.
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You want to write a story
about Pam Anderson
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having sex on a boat,
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you're free to go write
for the National Enquirer.
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Oh, shit. You have it?
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- Synced and corrected by synk -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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He goes, "Are you sure
you don't want a stunt double?"
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I'm like, "Hell no.
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Put me on that motorcycle. Let's go."
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I mean, what choice do I have?
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I mean, you try finding
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a stuntman that matches my measurements.
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It feels like you and
Barb have a lot in common.
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Yeah. Well, no... well, I hope so.
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I mean, she's kind of my idol.
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What would you say is your
favorite thing about her?
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Oh, God. Good question.
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Um, I guess I would have
to say her... toughness.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah, you know, no matter
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what life throws at her
and no matter how bad it gets,
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she just... fearlessly powers through.
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Do you feel like you take
after her in that way?
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I mean, not to pat myself on
the back or anything, but yes.
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Definitely.
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You know, when something bad happens,
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all I want to do is move on,
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move past it, put it
behind me, you know?
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Does that usually work out for you?
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Bad stuff happens, you know?
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What's the point in dwelling on it?
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Tommy.
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Hey.
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What are you doing?
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I was, um...
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I was, you know...
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Baby.
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Come here.
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Oh.
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You want to know a secret?
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Yeah.
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I'm really...
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- Yeah.
- Sad.
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I know.
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Me too.
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You seem fine.
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Tommy, I'm not fine. I'm just...
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I'm distracted.
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How'd it go?
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- The Glamour interview?
- Yeah.
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It was great. We spoke
for, like, two hours.
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Wow.
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I can't believe I'm actually
gonna be in a women's magazine.
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Ooh.
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I'm so stoked for you.
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Thank you. It's exciting.
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- Hey.
- Yeah?
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I was thinking, uh,
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maybe I could make dinner later.
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I can't tonight. I'm going out.
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- You are?
- I'm sorry, baby.
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Remember, it's that...
Entertainment Weekly thingy.
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- Oh, that's tonight.
- Yeah.
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Hmm.
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- Come on.
- Hey, sure.
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- You can do it.
- Of course.
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Fuck it.
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- Of course.
- Come on.
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Refill, por favor!
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The fuck is this shit?
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It's Sleater-Kinney. So fucking good.
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Oh, shit.
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Tommy fucking Lee.
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- 'Sup, brother?
- Yo, big fan, man.
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Ah, thanks, bro.
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- Yo.
- Oh, that tape.
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That's the best thing you've put out
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since "Girls, Girls, Girls," yo.
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"Girls, Girls, Girls."
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That was 1987.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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And you think that's
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the best thing I've done in nine years?
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- Oh, no. No, no.
- Sounded like you said...
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- That's not what I meant.
- No, that's what you said.
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- You fuck!
- Hey, hey, hey!
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You fuck! Get off me!
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Get off me, you motherfucker!
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We start tonight with the latest antics
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from Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee.
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The notorious bad boy rocker
got himself thrown out
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of The Viper Room early this morning
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after getting into an
alleged altercation
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with a pair of men in
the club's restroom.
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Eyewitnesses said Lee,
the hubby of Baywatch babe
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Pamela Anderson, appeared
to be highly intoxicated
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as he was forcibly
removed from the infamous
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Sunset Strip nightclub
by security personnel.
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This is not helpful.
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Everything he does reflects on you.
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If he is a train wreck, you are
a train wreck by association.
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I understand.
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Classy A-list actresses
do not have this stuff.
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You don't see Hard Copy doing
a story on Sandra Bullock's
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husband getting tossed
out of The Viper Room.
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No. No, I get it.
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I'll talk to him. It won't happen again.
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I hope not, for your sake, Pammy.
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What was it about anyway?
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- Um...
- The fight?
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What?
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Um, well, it's nothing.
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- Um...
- Pamela?
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It's nothing. It's nothing. It's...
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Is there something I should know about?
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Jesus.
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I mean, it's super underground.
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I mean, barely anybody knows about it.
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How many copies have they sold?
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I don't know.
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I mean, 20, 50.
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Has anybody written about it yet?
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Oh, you mean press? No.
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- I don't think so.
- You don't think?
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I mean, I haven't exactly
combed through newsstands.
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- Did you do a web search?
- No.
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A bunch of publications
are on there now.
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Started, like, three months ago.
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The whole paper, in computer form.
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That's crazy.
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Look, I mean, I... I somehow
doubt they're writing
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about a sex tape.
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Maybe not The New York Times.
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Star Magazine has a website,
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National Enquirer, USA Today.
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You can search through
all of them at once.
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Any mention of the tape from
any publication with a site.
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I can't look. I can't look.
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- All clear.
- Oh, God.
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- Thank God.
- No news.
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Just the links to the video.
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That's good.
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Wait.
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Links?
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Oh, no.
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It's spreading.
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There's a half dozen
different websites selling it.
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Well, maybe he's got
a bunch of fucking websites.
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With, um... different prices,
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different addresses,
different cover art.
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People are making copies.
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- We'll figure it out, baby.
- "Figure it out."
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Tommy, you just...
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God, you just don't fucking get it!
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- Get what?
- It's too late!
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Train's left the station.
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Okay, so what do you want from me?
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What do I want? I
wanted you to handle it.
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Well, I did my best, all right?
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I did the best I fucking possibly could.
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You sure about that?
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What the fuck's that supposed to mean?
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Maybe, on some level, you
wanted this to happen.
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- Excuse me?
- Maybe you like the attention.
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- That's insane.
- Yeah, or maybe you're scared.
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- Oh, I'm scared.
- Yeah, of me.
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You're scared of me and my career!
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Oh, my God, that's right,
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'cause you're about to blow up, right?
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Right? And I'm fucking your shit up.
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And I'm scared of getting left behind!
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Oh, my God. That is fucked up, Pamela.
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That is seriously fucked up
that you would even...
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Even think that.
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I'm not saying you'd do it on purpose.
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- So then what, subliminal?
- Yeah, maybe.
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All I do is root for you!
I want you to be huge!
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I want you to be the
biggest fucking movie star
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in the entire fucking world.
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Thank you. Thank you, thank you.
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- I fucking hope so.
- You hope so?
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Yeah.
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- You hope so.
- Yeah.
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Jesus Christ.
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By the way, I sold 100
million fucking albums!
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Fuck!
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- What's up, Rose?
- Hi, Tommy.
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- They're all here.
- Are they?
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- Even Vince?
- Believe it or not.
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Whoo!
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You're in B.
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B?
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Fucking stripped down.
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You know, raw, almost
like kind of punk rock
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but with kind of, like,
a blues boogie vibe.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, I like that.
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Early Aerosmith.
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Yeah. That's what I was thinking.
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Yo. Fuck's this studio B shit?
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A's booked, man.
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By who?
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Hi. Hi.
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Hey. Who the fuck are you guys?
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Third Eye Blind.
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Well, I got bad news for
you, Third Eye Blind.
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Studio A is Motley Crue room.
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Really? That's funny,
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'cause we're booked into
it for the next six weeks.
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- By who?
- Our label.
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- Who the fuck's your label?
- Elektra.
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Elektra.
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Hmm, that's...
263
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That's our label, Nikki.
264
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- Fuck, man.
- Yeah, what the fuck?
265
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:31,806
They book these ass clowns
in the big room over us?
266
00:15:31,806 --> 00:15:34,267
Guess so.
267
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,309
Sorry, man.
268
00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:38,479
Doesn't matter.
269
00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:45,903
The hottest toy this season
270
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is something called Tickle Me Elmo.
271
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Apparently millions of children
are dying to get their hands
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on the doll which gives off
a high-pitched giggle
273
00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:51,951
when you touch it.
274
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Children touch it, and
it giggles with glee.
275
00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:54,912
I thought there was
already something that fit
276
00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:56,914
that description: Michael Jackson.
277
00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:59,083
Funny, I think
we already did it, though.
278
00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:00,543
- What else?
- Julia Roberts
279
00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:01,919
and Lyle Lovett are filing for divorce.
280
00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:03,546
Apparently the breakup is mutual.
281
00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:06,883
Lyle wanted his freedom, and
Julia finally bought glasses.
282
00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:09,177
That's good. That's funny. What else?
283
00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:13,764
A tape of Pamela Anderson
and Tommy Lee is going around
284
00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:15,892
depicting the two of
them engaged in all sorts
285
00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:17,894
of X-rated sex acts.
286
00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:19,812
Pamela offered no comment on the matter.
287
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:22,106
Not because she refused
but because she still
288
00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:24,025
doesn't have the
feeling back in her jaw.
289
00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:26,485
What tape?
290
00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:29,530
There's this sex tape.
It's all over the place.
291
00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:32,241
People are making copies
of it, playing it at parties.
292
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:33,868
Oh, yeah, where? In Laurel Canyon?
293
00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:34,869
Hey, it's bigger than you think.
294
00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:36,037
A lot of people know about it.
295
00:16:36,037 --> 00:16:37,163
Who knows about it?
296
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,706
Uncle Jim and Aunt Susie in Duluth?
297
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,626
I mean maybe not them, but...
298
00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:43,127
But who?
299
00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:45,296
Oh, cat's got his tongue.
300
00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:46,672
All right, let's come
up with more stuff.
301
00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:48,007
Come on, you guys are writers.
Let's go, what else?
302
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,550
All right, uh, Attorney
General Janet Reno says
303
00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:51,510
the FBI's closing in
on the Unabomber.
304
00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:08,152
- Hello.
- Uh, Mr. Lee?
305
00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:09,737
- Who's this?
- Hi.
306
00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:12,490
Um, uh, hello. Hi, my
name is Alicia Krentz.
307
00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:13,950
I'm with the Los Angeles Times.
308
00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:16,786
The L.A. Times. What do you want?
309
00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:19,830
Um, I don't know if you've
been getting my messages,
310
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:22,583
but I've been trying to reach
you for about a week now.
311
00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:24,669
Okay.
312
00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:27,713
I was hoping to talk
to you about the tape.
313
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,131
You want to talk about the tape?
314
00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:31,509
If you have a couple minutes,
315
00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:33,469
I'd love to just get your opinion.
316
00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:35,137
My opinion on getting fucking burgled
317
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:36,931
and having to deal
with assholes like you?
318
00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:39,100
Fuck off!
319
00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:01,747
It was stolen... the tape.
320
00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:04,292
It was in a safe stolen
from their house.
321
00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:06,627
It's not clear if whoever
took it was targeting the tape
322
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:08,170
or if they just happened
to stumble upon it,
323
00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:11,007
but either way, it was
definitively stolen.
324
00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:12,216
They did not want this out there,
325
00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:14,176
and they certainly did not want it sold.
326
00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:15,636
Speaking of which, there's more
327
00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:17,096
than the one site selling it now.
328
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,557
Pirated copies are sprouting
up all over the web.
329
00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:22,893
Bootlegs of a stolen celebrity sex tape.
330
00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:25,771
I get your reluctance, given
the admittedly tawdry nature
331
00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:29,108
of it all, but I am telling you, Bert,
332
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,526
this is news.
333
00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:51,172
Bob, when you have a minute,
you really should see this.
334
00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:58,346
Is this for real?
335
00:18:58,346 --> 00:19:00,931
It's the realest thing
you've seen in a long time.
336
00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:11,817
Everything's gonna be okay.
337
00:19:17,031 --> 00:19:18,991
The tape is gonna go away.
338
00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:27,500
And Barb Wire's gonna be
the biggest movie in the world.
339
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:32,838
Tommy's new album's gonna be
the biggest album in the world.
340
00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:47,103
And we're gonna
get pregnant again.
341
00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:59,126
And we're gonna have a long
and happy marriage
342
00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:02,993
and a beautiful family.
343
00:20:07,081 --> 00:20:11,752
Everything's gonna be
beautiful and perfect...
344
00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:13,379
forever.
345
00:20:22,096 --> 00:20:24,140
Pamela!
346
00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:26,851
- Pamela!
- Whoa.
347
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:31,188
- Hey, what?
- Bob Guccione,
348
00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:32,857
- he's got the tape.
- Wait, what?
349
00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:34,442
- Fucking shit never ends.
- Wait.
350
00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:35,860
What are you talking about?
351
00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:38,779
Mickey just called
me, and Donna's best friend
352
00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:41,115
Kimberly was Penthouse
Pet of the Month last December,
353
00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:42,992
and she heard from
somebody at the mansion
354
00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:44,410
he's got ahold of it.
355
00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:47,496
- Well, where did he get it?
- No idea, but all I know
356
00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:49,457
is, we're suing the shit out of him.
357
00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:51,125
- Suing him for what?
- For what he's gonna do.
358
00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:53,210
- What's he gonna do?
- Um, if I had to guess,
359
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:54,754
fucking running pictures.
360
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:58,048
- What? No... from the tape?
- I mean, think about it.
361
00:20:58,048 --> 00:20:59,467
He'd do anything to stick it to Hef,
362
00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:02,219
and what better way than
running a bunch of porno shots
363
00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:05,181
of Hef's golden girl,
Ms. Playboy herself?
364
00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:06,724
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
365
00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:09,018
Maybe somebody just gave it to him,
366
00:21:09,018 --> 00:21:10,561
and he watched it, that's it.
367
00:21:10,561 --> 00:21:12,396
You know, he might not
be planning anything.
368
00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:14,148
I thought you were the
one that was obsessed
369
00:21:14,148 --> 00:21:15,399
with shutting this shit down.
370
00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:17,193
I am, I am, I am. God, I am.
371
00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:19,820
I just... Come on, suing Penthouse
372
00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:21,238
when we just... We don't even...
373
00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:23,324
Let's just talk to a lawyer, right?
374
00:21:23,324 --> 00:21:25,784
- Get a professional opinion.
- A lawyer.
375
00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:27,620
Yeah. Let's just see what they say.
376
00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:29,872
Who knows? Maybe I'm wrong.
377
00:21:29,872 --> 00:21:31,749
Tommy's absolutely right.
378
00:21:31,749 --> 00:21:33,834
This calls for swift preemptive action.
379
00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:35,544
We file an invasion of privacy lawsuit
380
00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:37,213
against Guccione and the magazine
381
00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:39,757
while simultaneously
requesting injunctive relief.
382
00:21:39,757 --> 00:21:41,926
- Injunctive relief?
- The judge makes sure
383
00:21:41,926 --> 00:21:43,761
they don't publish
any images from the tape,
384
00:21:43,761 --> 00:21:45,596
and if they defy that order, then...
385
00:21:45,596 --> 00:21:47,806
We bring down the shit hammer.
386
00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:50,142
Okay, um, yeah, but the tape,
387
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:51,644
it's stolen property.
388
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:52,770
I mean, wouldn't it be illegal
389
00:21:52,770 --> 00:21:54,230
for him to run pictures from it?
390
00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:56,482
You think that scumbag
gives a fuck about legal?
391
00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:58,150
He could always play
the First Amendment card.
392
00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:00,027
Freedom of speech. Freedom of the press.
393
00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:02,363
Totally, he loves that shit.
394
00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:05,324
I'm just... I'm concerned.
395
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:07,034
What... what...
396
00:22:07,034 --> 00:22:08,828
What's your concern, Pamela?
397
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:17,086
My concern is,
398
00:22:17,086 --> 00:22:19,004
if he's not planning
to do anything and we sue,
399
00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:21,048
he could suddenly decide
to do it to get back at us.
400
00:22:21,048 --> 00:22:23,300
Plus, if we sue, it puts
all this attention on the tape.
401
00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:25,010
It could turn it
into something way bigger
402
00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:26,887
than it would have been,
and it kills off any chance
403
00:22:26,887 --> 00:22:28,722
of the whole thing, you know,
staying underground
404
00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:31,725
and just kind of
fizzling out on its own.
405
00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:35,104
You know?
406
00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:40,651
Yeah.
407
00:22:40,651 --> 00:22:42,361
You need to sue.
408
00:22:58,210 --> 00:22:59,962
If you don't defend your rights...
409
00:22:59,962 --> 00:23:02,506
It'd be a dangerous precedent to set.
410
00:23:02,506 --> 00:23:04,425
You'd effectively be
letting them dictate
411
00:23:04,425 --> 00:23:06,677
what you can and cannot print.
412
00:23:08,762 --> 00:23:10,806
This is about freedom of speech.
413
00:23:14,143 --> 00:23:16,979
The First Amendment.
414
00:23:16,979 --> 00:23:19,440
Nobody's robbing Bob Guccione
415
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:23,319
of his God-given right
to free expression.
416
00:23:23,319 --> 00:23:25,904
Pull 20 frames, the nastiest bits,
417
00:23:25,904 --> 00:23:28,115
and draw up a press release.
418
00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:30,659
Penthouse has the
Pamela Anderson sex tape
419
00:23:30,659 --> 00:23:31,994
and is publishing stills.
420
00:23:31,994 --> 00:23:34,705
They want chicken, let's
play some fucking chicken.
421
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:45,507
Yes?
422
00:23:45,507 --> 00:23:47,760
Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee
are suing Penthouse.
423
00:23:48,886 --> 00:23:51,013
Guccione's planning
to run images from the tape
424
00:23:51,013 --> 00:23:52,389
in the magazine.
425
00:23:55,184 --> 00:23:56,602
Now is it news?
426
00:24:32,054 --> 00:24:33,847
Oh, honey, how could you not tell me?
427
00:24:33,847 --> 00:24:36,517
I would have told you
in no uncertain terms,
428
00:24:36,517 --> 00:24:38,227
do not do it.
429
00:24:38,227 --> 00:24:39,436
Well, the lawyers...
Every single one of them...
430
00:24:39,436 --> 00:24:40,437
- Said to sue.
- Of course they did.
431
00:24:40,437 --> 00:24:41,522
They're lawyers.
432
00:24:41,522 --> 00:24:43,524
And Tommy. Tommy did too.
433
00:24:43,524 --> 00:24:44,650
Another alpha male.
434
00:24:44,650 --> 00:24:46,110
We had to defend our rights.
435
00:24:46,110 --> 00:24:47,861
It sets a bad precedent.
436
00:24:47,861 --> 00:24:49,071
Who told you that,
437
00:24:49,071 --> 00:24:51,782
the one in the red tie
or the blue paisley?
438
00:24:51,782 --> 00:24:53,909
Well, you try saying no
to a roomful of men.
439
00:24:53,909 --> 00:24:55,786
Honey, I do it all day long.
440
00:24:55,786 --> 00:24:57,955
Yeah, well, you know what?
441
00:24:57,955 --> 00:24:59,623
I guess it's easier for some women.
442
00:24:59,623 --> 00:25:01,959
No. It's not easy for any woman.
443
00:25:01,959 --> 00:25:04,795
We are programmed from birth
to say yes to men,
444
00:25:04,795 --> 00:25:07,256
but it is a skill you gotta learn.
445
00:25:08,983 --> 00:25:13,246
I mean, this is just... ugh.
446
00:25:14,138 --> 00:25:16,457
It's buried toward the back. I mean...
447
00:25:17,224 --> 00:25:20,102
maybe nobody will even see it.
448
00:25:20,102 --> 00:25:22,062
Right?
449
00:25:33,991 --> 00:25:36,660
- The hell?
- You believe that?
450
00:25:55,971 --> 00:25:57,389
Guys?
451
00:26:03,228 --> 00:26:04,646
Cut!
452
00:26:04,646 --> 00:26:07,357
Okay, I need this to move
a little bit this way.
453
00:26:09,443 --> 00:26:11,445
- Ah!
- Okay, I can move myself.
454
00:26:13,655 --> 00:26:14,865
Great.
455
00:26:22,498 --> 00:26:23,916
You want some?
456
00:26:30,339 --> 00:26:32,424
It was the right move.
457
00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:35,636
He was gonna do it
whether we sued or not.
458
00:26:39,056 --> 00:26:41,433
Least now there's a
chance of stopping him.
459
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:46,980
Will you please say something?
460
00:26:57,449 --> 00:26:59,576
You're seriously not gonna say anything?
461
00:27:00,869 --> 00:27:02,663
- Come on.
- Please don't.
462
00:27:09,878 --> 00:27:10,921
I'm trying.
463
00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:14,842
I feel like nothing I do
is good enough for you.
464
00:27:15,676 --> 00:27:18,178
I mean, I can't win.
465
00:27:18,178 --> 00:27:20,097
What do you want from me?
466
00:27:20,097 --> 00:27:21,765
- What else do you...
- Don't. Just shut up.
467
00:27:21,765 --> 00:27:23,058
Shut up! Shut up!
468
00:27:23,058 --> 00:27:25,227
Just shut up!
469
00:27:31,859 --> 00:27:36,238
It's one stupid little article!
470
00:27:36,238 --> 00:27:38,991
I can be bad.
471
00:27:38,991 --> 00:27:41,034
Oh!
472
00:27:41,034 --> 00:27:43,161
It's my first time.
473
00:27:44,788 --> 00:27:46,540
Oh, you want to see a little more?
474
00:27:46,540 --> 00:27:48,250
I can show you a little bit.
475
00:27:49,459 --> 00:27:51,086
Oh, yes.
476
00:27:51,086 --> 00:27:54,089
You want me to be your bitch?
477
00:27:54,089 --> 00:27:56,216
I mean, what if I take it off?
478
00:28:25,829 --> 00:28:27,122
No.
479
00:28:29,333 --> 00:28:30,542
Fuck Seattle.
480
00:28:39,676 --> 00:28:41,470
- This is Pam.
- And this is...
481
00:28:41,470 --> 00:28:43,013
No, Tommy! Seriously.
482
00:28:43,013 --> 00:28:45,015
- This is Pam.
- Please leave a message!
483
00:28:46,850 --> 00:28:48,310
Hey, Pamela, it's Gail.
484
00:28:48,310 --> 00:28:51,396
I just tried your cell.
Listen, give me a call.
485
00:28:51,396 --> 00:28:53,273
It's about Glamour.
486
00:28:53,273 --> 00:28:55,275
I just got a call from my person there.
487
00:28:56,818 --> 00:28:58,528
Just, um...
488
00:28:58,528 --> 00:28:59,988
Yeah... yeah, just call me.
489
00:29:02,157 --> 00:29:04,368
Oh, speaking of Bob Dole,
yesterday the senator
490
00:29:04,368 --> 00:29:07,496
attacked President Clinton's
record on crime, yeah.
491
00:29:07,496 --> 00:29:09,581
Yeah, he said Clinton
talks like Dirty Harry
492
00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:11,625
- but acts like Barney Fife.
- Night, babe.
493
00:29:11,625 --> 00:29:12,834
Yeah, apparently this is Dole's way
494
00:29:12,834 --> 00:29:14,544
of connecting with the youth vote.
495
00:29:16,171 --> 00:29:17,714
Let's see. What else is going on?
496
00:29:17,714 --> 00:29:18,882
Oh, yeah, I don't know
if you guys heard about this.
497
00:29:18,882 --> 00:29:20,300
You heard about this?
498
00:29:20,300 --> 00:29:21,510
Apparently there's a
love tape going around
499
00:29:21,510 --> 00:29:24,054
of Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee.
500
00:29:24,054 --> 00:29:25,472
Mm, yeah.
501
00:29:25,472 --> 00:29:27,683
Yeah, a video showing
the two of them doing
502
00:29:27,683 --> 00:29:30,894
all sorts of X-rated things
to each other on a boat.
503
00:29:30,894 --> 00:29:32,604
Mm-hmm, apparently they spend most
504
00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:34,773
of the video completely naked, yeah.
505
00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:36,733
Or as Pam likes to call it, work attire.
506
00:29:38,110 --> 00:29:39,361
Yeah, boating safety experts
507
00:29:39,361 --> 00:29:41,321
are praising Pam for the tape.
508
00:29:41,321 --> 00:29:43,949
In it, she sports not one
but two flotation devices.
509
00:29:43,949 --> 00:29:46,243
Big ones. Real big ones.
510
00:29:46,243 --> 00:29:47,619
She'll float. She'll float forever.
511
00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:48,996
We got a great show for you tonight.
512
00:29:48,996 --> 00:29:50,205
The Goo Goo Dolls are
here. Stick around.
513
00:29:50,205 --> 00:29:51,748
We'll be right back.
514
00:29:57,504 --> 00:29:59,673
Well, we had this conversation.
515
00:29:59,673 --> 00:30:01,216
Look, we filed a continuance,
516
00:30:01,216 --> 00:30:02,884
so we don't have to deal
with that right now.
517
00:30:06,263 --> 00:30:07,931
Hold on one second.
518
00:30:07,931 --> 00:30:09,099
Lorraine?
519
00:30:09,099 --> 00:30:11,018
- Yeah?
- Is this the only page?
520
00:30:11,018 --> 00:30:13,270
Uh, yes. Why?
521
00:30:14,521 --> 00:30:16,189
I gotta call you back.
522
00:30:22,112 --> 00:30:25,866
Um, okay.
523
00:30:25,866 --> 00:30:29,703
"Pursuant to rules 26 and
30 of the California rules
524
00:30:29,703 --> 00:30:32,456
of civil procedure,
you are hereby notified
525
00:30:32,456 --> 00:30:35,584
tat on April 24, 1996,
at 10:00 a.m.
526
00:30:35,584 --> 00:30:37,419
counsel for defendants
will take the deposition
527
00:30:37,419 --> 00:30:40,255
"of Pamela Anderson Lee
528
00:30:40,255 --> 00:30:42,716
upon oral examination."
529
00:30:45,135 --> 00:30:46,803
What? Why is it just me?
530
00:30:48,513 --> 00:30:51,308
Maybe they come separate.
531
00:30:51,308 --> 00:30:52,976
I don't know why they need
to talk to either of us.
532
00:30:52,976 --> 00:30:54,561
We're the fucking plaintiffs.
533
00:30:54,561 --> 00:30:56,480
What's there to say? That's our shit.
534
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:57,522
Quit it.
535
00:30:58,815 --> 00:31:02,027
Doesn't matter. We're in this together.
536
00:31:12,553 --> 00:31:16,553
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