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HE SNIFFS
Fuck.
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Agh!
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I don't understand
how you can burn gravy.
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No, it's not burnt. It's fine.
It smells burny.
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Maybe you're having a stroke.
DOORBELL RINGS
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Well, don't just sit there,
go and help Grandad up.
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All right. Jesus.
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OK. Last chance to marry
me before everyone gets here.
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Engage, not marry.
Last chance to engage me, then.
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You're obviously gonna say yes,
stop dragging it out, it's boring.
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Wha... Too late. They're here.
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Go easy on your dad today.
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Hey. Hello, Joshie.
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All right, old man? Hey!
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Where's Grandad? Joshie.
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Hey. Hey!
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You've let your hair
grow long. Yeah, yeah.
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Well, have a seat, Grandad,
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because we're about half an hour
away from eating. Don't mind me.
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Noah, we've got a Linda McCartney
in the freezer for Sadie.
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Right, yeah, er, Sadie won't be
joining us today, I'm afraid.
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Oh. Right, well, it would
have been nice to know that
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before we bought
the Linda McCartney.
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Sorry, I meant to text but, er...
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Is Sadie all right?
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Yeah, nothing to worry about.
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Why don't we get
your grandad a drink?
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I'll get him one. Oh,
Georgia's getting him one.
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Who's getting me one?
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Oh, thank you.
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Hey.
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You want some coffee?
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Oh, I'm gonna get hangry if
I don't eat something soon.
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Oh, no-one wants to see you hangry.
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Well, why don't you stay here,
and I'll go grab us some lunch?
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Yeah, I'll be...I'll be right back.
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And then, our day of doing
absolutely fuck-all can begin,
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I promise.
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DOOR CLOSES AND OPENS
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How's the mistress? Ooh, Georgia!
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I just meant how did
that conversation go?
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Did you nip it in the bud?
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Look, really, let's not
talk about it here, yeah.
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Oh, my God.
SHE LAUGHS
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I mean, live your life, but
Nina's gonna lose her shit.
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Then don't tell her,
and she can keep her shit.
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Hey.
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Hey, no, no, no. Hey,
Georgia, Georgia, Georgia.
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Hey, Joshie, come on,
just one. It's for Insta.
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Ah, this is from Josh,
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so you probably
already know what it is.
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Let's have a look. Ah.
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Oh, Josh, mate, thank you.
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It's an original pressing.
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You said you and Grandma used
to dance to it all the time.
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Yeah, we used to.
THEY CHUCKLE
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My present's on its way, Dad.
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Oh, it's on its way, is it?
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Babe, how many bottles do
we have left? Not enough.
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Is this too many?
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It's only, like, 60, but any more
and I worry it'll look ridiculous.
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What are you doing? I was
trying to get 80 candles,
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cos your grandad's gonna be...
Esther, it looks stupid,
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looks like a hedgehog.
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I know you're
stressed about your family,
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but you do not get to talk to me
like that. Hey.
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Hey... Oh.
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This is really good, Josh.
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Perfectly cooked.
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How's work, Josh?
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Why have you always got to
ask it like that? Like what?
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Like in that tone.
Like you already know the answer,
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and it's gonna be the most
boring thing in the world.
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I don't think he
meant anything by it.
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I just wanted to know, sue me.
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So, Esther, how's school?
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Ooh, we got this new metal detector
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and all the kids with
braces keep setting it...
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I like my job, Dad.
Like, I don't come home to Esther
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complaining about how much
I hate it. Well, not every night.
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Can we not just have
one lunch where we...?
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You were so good at music,
you could have focused on that.
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Well, you were the one
with the band. Yes, I was.
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I had a tape played by... TOGETHER:
John Peel two weeks in a row.
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WHISPERS: Who's John Peel?
Don't know.
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Then for years you taught kids how
to play Stand By Me on the guitar.
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Yes, I did because I had to
take care of you and your sister.
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Well, only until I was eight,
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and then you fucked off with
mum's mate, Tara. Uh-uh!
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Where is Sadie, Dad?
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Wild guess, she left, cos she caught
you shagging someone else, again?!
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It's more complicated than that!
I bet it wasn't!
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Everybody take a deep breath.
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Well, if nothing else,
your dad's decisive, Josh.
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Oh, come on, that is unfair,
don't you need to...
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We're having a baby.
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Um, not yet,
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but we are properly
looking into donors and stuff.
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Oh, my God. That is amazing.
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THEY CHEER
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I love babies!
THEY ALL LAUGH
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I got you a ham and cheese sandwich,
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but we can swap
if you don't fancy it.
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I wanted to get you the tuna,
I know that's your fave,
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but they didn't have it in.
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Are you OK?
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Fola, I know.
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You've been fucking Josh.
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Oh, my God.
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I...
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Fuck.
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Yeah. Fuck.
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When did it start?
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I just want to say that I'm fully
aware that I've messed things up,
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and what a shitty human being
I am, so you don't need to...
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You're not a shitty human being.
When did it start?
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Um...
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..in Finland.
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He was there, we got
drunk in the hotel bar,
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and I...I didn't even know
that he was living here.
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Right. But you did it
again when you got back home?
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You know, you and me
didn't have sex for basically
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the entire year that
we've been married.
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You and Josh had sex
when you got back home?
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Yeah, but do you
know what that's like -
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to be barely touched by
the person that you love?
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OK, I'll stop.
I'll...I'll stop right now.
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No.
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I want you to keep doing it.
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Sorry?
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You want me to keep
having sex with Josh?
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How did you find out?
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Since I overheard you and him.
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Yeah. I came home earlier
than I said, and, yeah...
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I'm sorry that you
found out like that.
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I liked it.
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Hearing you and him.
I mean, I hated it.
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But also it turned me on.
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Wow.
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OK, wow.
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So last night when we had sex...
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I'd seen you together in the street.
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I always thought that my sex drive,
or whatever, was just low.
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SHE EXHALES DEEPLY
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I'm gonna...
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..gonna...
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I didn't have any breakfast.
I'm just...
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What are you thinking?
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So, do you watch me or something?
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How does this work?
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I don't know.
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I'm freaking out a bit,
to be honest with you.
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You know, I think I could
take you being angry
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because I would've deserved that.
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So, er, what do you
call yourselves?
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What do you mean?
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Are you, like a, what, a...voyeur?
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I don't call myself anything.
It's still, it's still me.
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Is it me that you
were into last night,
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or the idea of me
with somebody else?
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Of course, it's you, don't be crazy!
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OK, yeah, let's not throw
the word crazy around
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when you're cracking one off to
your wife shagging someone else.
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That's not fair. I'm trying to be
honest, this isn't easy for me.
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It's complicated!
This is not a Facebook status
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from when you were 19, Zack!
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I don't understand
what's going through your mind!
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Neither do I!
Do you even love me?
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Of course I love you.
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Well, how can you say that?
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How can you say you love me when
you want me to fuck someone else?!
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