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(Catch a Falling Star
by Block playing)
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Catch a falling star
and put it in your pocket
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Never let it fade away!
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Catch a falling star
and put it in your pocket
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(woman) You know
how some movies have
a dream sequence,
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only they don't
tell you it's a dream?
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This is so not a dream.
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It wasn't
supposed to be like this.
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I was just
trying to do my job,
and then things happened.
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My life happened.
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And now I'm here.
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Trust me,
I'm not the kind of girl
who does things like this.
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Two months ago,
you couldn't have picked me
out of a crowd.
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Hi. Call me.
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Told you. I'm over there.
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I was the youngest copy editor
at the Chicago Sun-Times.
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Josie.
Hello.
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"Theater"?
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Standard American
calls for E-R.
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Standard British, R-E.
So, unless you're
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a pompous American,
I would go with E-R.
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I had my own office,
unlimited stationery supplies
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and a dedicated assistant.
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How about this
awesome new phrase,
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"Power is powerful."
Total T -shirt, right?
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Amazing. what?
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Can I get my messages?
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Yeah.
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Hey, seriously,
last time I saw you,
did I look fat?
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OK, you hesitated.
No, it's case-closed.
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Excuse me, Merkin,
there aren't any index cards,
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so I can't do my notes...
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Hey, hey,
hey, Merkin ain't jerkin'.
He's workin'. OK?
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Take that to the bank.
It's power, baby.
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Yeah, my boss.
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I'm just a little tense.
This office is not feng shui.
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All the desks are facing,
like, evil, you know?
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Do you think
I should bleach my teeth?
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Some sunshine
around the mouth?
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Or maybe I should
just laser my gums.
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Josie! Guess who I
did it with last night.
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Roger from Op-Ed?
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Ah! who told you?
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You said yesterday,
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"I have a date with
Roger from Op-Ed tonight,
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"and I'm gonna do it
with him."
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Septuplet story.
I need it by five.
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Hopefully,
the copy's not a mess.
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"It's hoped that
it's not a mess."
"Hopefully" means "with hope".
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You have it
defining the copy, and I'm
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pretty sure the copy
doesn't have feelings.
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Hm.
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So, Anita,
you and Roger in Op-Ed.
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Oh, man, who told you?
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Roger.
Really?
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Don't make me
send you another memo
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about my policy on
interoffice dating.
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It's intra-office dating.
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And they're not dating.
They're having sex.
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Oh.
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And what exactly is
your policy, Augustus?
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That if you're
not getting any,
then no one can? Hm.
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How many times
have I fired her?
Five or six.
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Eight.
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Gus,
did you get those story ideas
that I left on your desk?
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Morning, Mr. Strauss.
The blind foster-home mother.
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That was good.
I got Cahoon on it.
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Oh, yeah, Cahoon. He's good.
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Geller,
we've been through this.
You're a great copy editor.
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Maybe my best copy editor.
You're not a reporter.
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You've used five of my ideas.
Gus, please.
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Everyone thinks he can write,
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but a journalist
gets in there, where the
bombs are falling.
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He's aggressive.
He grabs
the bull by the balls.
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You don't think I can
grab a bull's balls?
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You don't want
a reporter's life.
Trust me. They're very messy.
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And you're all
about order and control
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and getting me
my copy by five.
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I can be out of control.
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Copy by five!
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Josie, maybe Gus has a point.
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It's not gonna kill you
to relax and have some fun.
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Hey, Roger's got this friend,
Marshall, in editing.
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Maybe we could all
go on a double date.
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Marshall, "the Duke"?
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I swear to God,
Josie, come on.
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Tell me, when is the last time
you went on a real date?
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I'm concentrating
on my career now.
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Do you own any
colored underwear?
Stripes or anything?
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The right guy's out there.
I'm just not gonna
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go kiss a whole bunch
of losers to get to him.
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Yeah, but sometimes
kissing the losers
can be a really fun diversion.
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Mm-hm!
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when I finally get kissed,
I'll know.
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If you've never kissed a guy,
we have bigger problems
than underwear.
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I've kissed a guy.
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I've kissed guys.
I just haven't
felt that thing.
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"That thing"?
Is that what you kids
are calling it these days?
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That thing. That moment
when you kiss someone
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and everything
around you becomes hazy.
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And the only thing in focus
is you and this person.
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And you realize that
that person is the only person
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that you're supposed to kiss
for the rest of your life.
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And for one moment
you get this amazing gift.
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And you wanna laugh
and you wanna cry...
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cos you feel so
lucky that you found it
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and so scared
that it'll go away,
all at the same time.
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Damn, girl. You are a writer.
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(watching the wheels
by John Lennon playing)
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OK, I'm finished.
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what do you guys think?
where do you
think it should go?
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In the bedroom?
That's exactly
what I was thinking.
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Perfect.
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The meeting just began.
Let me start by saying
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I was very impressed with
that investigative piece
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that Dutton did on pesticides
in our supermarkets.
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But since
the Trib did a piece on
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the same subject,
only better, you're fired.
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Huh?
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Dutton, did you hear me?
You're fired. Out.
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Close your cubicle.
Bye-bye, Dutton.
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Hello, everybody
else still working here.
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Let's celebrate by doing
another undercover feature!
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Now,
you know that my inspiration
for these stories comes,
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of course,
from my personal life.
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I mean, who would
have thought that my foray
into the hair plugs
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would have resulted in
last month's cover story?
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"Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow."
A great story.
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Last night I'm sitting home
with my family,
having dinner...
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(Anita whispering) Roger.
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..and my younger
boy starts to choke!
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Then I realized my son
was allergic to peanuts.
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I said to myself,
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"Holy shit! I don't
even know my own kids."
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"How much do we
know about these
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"high-school kids?
what are they thinking?"
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And then it hit me.
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Boom!
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"My Semester in High School."
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You. what's your name?
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J... J... Josie.
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Jos�?
Josie Geller.
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Josie Geller,
you enroll Friday! Have fun!
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The meeting just ended.
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Josie. Josie!
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..20-minute handstand.
Freaked the yogi right out.
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Excuse me.
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Josie...
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Uh... It's really happening!
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"My first undercover feature,
by Josie Geller"!
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Josie, maybe you
should turn it down.
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why?
You don't think I can do it?
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No! It's just,
this is a lot of pressure
for your first piece.
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This is not
a half-a-page article.
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This is a major
undercover piece.
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Look what Rigfort
just did to Dutton,
and he's his cousin.
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Don't worry. I'm gonna
straighten this all out.
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You guys don't
think I can do this?
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we're not saying that.
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when you wanted to seduce
the mailroom guy,
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and you thought
you couldn't learn Spanish,
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who quizzed you
on your verbs?
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Se�orita Josie.
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Gus, when you wanted
to learn how to knit,
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who showed you how
to work the needles?
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You did.
You knit?
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Yeah.
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So this is my chance.
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I'm not holding your
job for you, Geller.
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Thank you!
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OK...
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Don't make me give you
my memo on
interoffice hugging.
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Now comes the hard part.
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Oh, my gosh.
You get to be 1 7 again.
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wow.
OK, what's the first thing
you're gonna need?
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You want Bambi? No way.
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Rob, please.
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why don't you just
borrow Mom's car?
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I can't use a minivan.
I need a cheap car.
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A vintage classic.
It's just for
a couple of months.
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A couple of months is like
ten years in Bambi life.
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It's so weird that
you name your cars.
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why? Guys name their penises.
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OK...
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You can have
my Buick LeSabre and name it
anything you want.
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Really?
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LeSabre.
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Nah, I don't think so.
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Fully loaded.
Maybe.
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wow, are those
shorts or a skirt?
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They're gaucho pants.
I got them on sale.
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Aloha. welcome!
Every customer
gets a free lei.
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Relax, Monty.
It's just my sister.
Aloha, my ass.
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Shake it easy, buddy.
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Have you talked to
the admissions lady
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from Lakeshore
Community College yet?
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No.
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But you could start
before next semester,
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talk to her about
a baseball scholarship.
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It's too late,
Josie, you know?
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I'm not going to college.
I'm not playing
baseball anymore.
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This is my life.
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This is a luau that
sells packing material.
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You had such a shot
at playing college ball.
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You let one case
of mono stop you.
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Don't you want to move
out of Mom and Dad's?
Pay your own bills?
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why?
So I can be as happy as you?
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I am happy.
Besides, you are looking at
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the newest
undercover reporter
for the Chicago Sun-Times.
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I am Josie Geller,
high-school student,
senior class 1 999.
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Uh-uh.
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You're kidding, right?
what?
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Josie, do you
remember high school?
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It was a long time ago.
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Do you remember what
they called you
in high school?
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..Grossie! Josie Grossie!
Josie Grossie! Josie...
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Josie Grossie.
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I know. I made it up.
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I didn't know it was gonna
catch on like it did.
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Oh, Josie, what's the matter?
You look nauseous.
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Nauseated. I look nauseated.
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(toilet flushes)
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(She Bop
by Cyndi Lauper playing)
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(laughter)
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Hi, Billy. I noticed
that you weren't in
math class today,
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so, um, I decided to take
some notes for you.
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(Billy continues laughing)
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This is a very bad idea.
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(Seventeen
by Jimmy Eat world playing)
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It's only in your dreams
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But it felt like it was real
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You're only
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You're only seventeen
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You're only
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You're only seventeen
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You're only
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You're only seventeen
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(Suburban Life by
Kottonmouth Kings playing)
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Hey, feeling good.
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"My name is Josie. I'm from
Scranton, Pennsylvania,
the Keystone State."
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Hold it.
where are you going?
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To high school, because
I'm a high-school student.
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I'm here with my
fellow students.
Hey, guys. Hi.
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Beeper, appears legitimate.
Computer organizer.
Recording device.
245
00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:37,398
(Josie) I can
grab bulls' balls.
246
00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:39,277
Appears legitimate.
247
00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:41,476
This is
a projectile launcher.
248
00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:47,151
That's a weapon.
249
00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:49,231
(bell rings)
250
00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:05,118
Class, today we have
the pleasure of exploring
251
00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:08,153
the pantheistic culture
of India. India...
252
00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:16,028
Hi, hello.
willkommen! Entrez, entrez.
253
00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:18,071
I'm sorry I'm late.
254
00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:21,630
well, I'm sorry
I forgot to take my
hot flash medication today.
255
00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:27,589
Please sit. Josie, right.
Mi casa es su casa.
256
00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:29,637
That is so sad.
257
00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:33,315
I know. Five chickens
had to die just so she
could look stupid.
258
00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:37,349
Josie, in my classroom,
tardiness is unacceptable.
259
00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:38,953
I'm sorry.
260
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:41,395
Not as sorry as I am.
261
00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:45,989
Ol�!
262
00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:48,594
Ten minutes in that,
you'll never be late again.
263
00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:51,069
So let's hear
something about you.
264
00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:53,310
Stand up. Stand up.
265
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,639
My name is Josie Geller.
266
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:03,757
I'm a high-school student.
I'm from...
267
00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:06,635
((I Just)
Died In Your Arms
by Cutting Crew playing)
268
00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:08,712
Billy?
269
00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:16,513
Excuse me?
You live in "Billy"?
270
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:19,194
B-Bali. Uh, Billy-Bali.
271
00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:22,551
Um, it's a suburb
of Bali proper.
272
00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:26,315
Bali?
The island nation of Bali.
273
00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:29,477
Fascinating. what did
your family do there?
274
00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:34,479
Um, we were sheep...
Sheep farmers.
275
00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:38,275
My family raised sheep.
276
00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:40,793
(laughter)
277
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,878
Note to self: research Bali.
278
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:52,472
Kill Anita for
picking out this outfit.
Find and destroy sombrero.
279
00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:55,629
(Cool Magnet
by Local H playing)
280
00:17:58,520 --> 00:18:00,590
we sit here.
Yeah.
281
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:03,274
I'm sorry. I didn't
know they were assigned.
282
00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:05,351
They're not.
283
00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:08,472
Morning, everyone.
284
00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:10,596
(girl) Morning.
285
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,672
I don't think we've met.
286
00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:18,271
I'm Sam... Coulson.
287
00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:21,352
The school has a thing about
letting you guys call me Sam.
288
00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:24,591
I'm Josie. But I'm
pretty sure the school
289
00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:26,557
would be OK with
you calling me that.
290
00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:28,995
welcome to Shakespeare's
As You Like It.
291
00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:31,071
As You Like It...
we can share.
292
00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:32,434
..is an example of
Shakespearean...
293
00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:35,114
Thank you.
294
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:40,797
..pastoral comedy.
Now, does anyone know
what that means?
295
00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:42,950
Yeah, that's what
they do to milk.
296
00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:47,272
No, Sera,
that's "pasteurize".
But it's close.
297
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,476
Parakeet?
298
00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:51,551
OK, anyone else?
299
00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:56,359
Josie.
300
00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:57,793
"Pastoral" means
set in the country,
301
00:18:57,880 --> 00:19:00,678
originally seen in
the Eclogues of Virgil.
302
00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:03,513
It's from
the Latin "pascere",
"to graze".
303
00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:06,395
(bleats like sheep)
304
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:08,675
(laughter)
305
00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:12,471
Are you sure you're 1 7?
306
00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:15,791
Yes. I'm 1 7.
307
00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:18,395
I'm 1 7. Of course.
308
00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:21,391
(Smash
by the Murmurs playing)
309
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:33,037
Excuse me.
what's in the coleslaw?
310
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,517
Thank you.
311
00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:43,753
Leave.
312
00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:47,310
Kirsten,
that bran muffin has,
like, 75 grams of fat.
313
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:48,674
Nah-uh.
314
00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:51,069
Did I tell you that
Lisa has hemorrhoids?
315
00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:52,991
Shot right up.
Hi.
316
00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:54,513
Hi, Kristen.
317
00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:55,919
It's Kirsten.
318
00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:58,477
Oh. OK.
319
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:01,119
Oh!
320
00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:09,994
well, that'll teach me
to wear white jeans
after Labor Day.
321
00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:14,475
I don't think you're supposed
to wear white
jeans after 1 983.
322
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:18,798
Right. Right, right.
323
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:25,080
OK, so, like, what are
you guys' hopes and dreams?
324
00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:27,555
Any interests?
325
00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:29,676
Hi. I'm Guy.
326
00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:36,630
Hi. Yes, you are a guy.
Quite a guy.
327
00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:41,476
Oh, my. That rhymes.
328
00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:46,273
Yikes. Bikes!
329
00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:51,516
Are you in special ed?
330
00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:55,236
I mean, are you?
331
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:56,878
I can't believe
he just said that.
332
00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:58,712
He just said that.
333
00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:00,791
I'm just gonna go.
334
00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:04,835
Don't slip, honey.
335
00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:05,989
Off the chart.
336
00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:09,112
How old am I?
337
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:13,512
Oh, approximately
6,350 days old.
338
00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:17,309
Now, that's subject
for adjustment for
month of birth.
339
00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:21,109
OK, OK, thank you.
340
00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:23,873
(Girls Move Their Butts
by Grandmaster Slice playing)
341
00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:27,678
Hustle, hustle!
Come on, girls!
342
00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:29,796
Geller, move it!
Pick up your feet!
343
00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:33,031
Come on! A little
more commitment, Geller!
344
00:21:33,120 --> 00:21:35,873
Move it! Come on!
what is...
345
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:39,629
Must have water.
what do I look like?
A waitress?
346
00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:42,917
Now complete these sprints.
If you don't, you fail.
347
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:46,709
And if you fail gym,
you're never
getting into college.
348
00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:49,473
You guys are still
telling that lie?
349
00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:52,677
That does it, Geller.
Drop, give me 20.
No...
350
00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:54,079
(groans)
351
00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:58,032
Don't worry, Rob.
I put premium gasoline
in her.
352
00:21:58,120 --> 00:22:01,556
Josie, I told you Bambi's
a cheap, regular girl.
353
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:04,472
wait a second.
what?
354
00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:08,155
I'll call you later.
Josie... Don't hang up!
355
00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:11,510
They do it to
all the new kids.
356
00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:13,232
who's "they"?
357
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:15,834
Guy Perkins and
his amazing lemmings.
358
00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:17,433
They push your car
out of its space,
359
00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:20,114
hide it and watch
while you look for it.
360
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:23,317
I'm Aldys.
I'm Josie.
361
00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:28,071
Aldys.
That's an interesting name.
362
00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:30,760
when it's not yours.
My mom was going
363
00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:33,673
through her
Harlequin Romance phase.
364
00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:35,557
Tell me about it.
365
00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:38,200
Try being named after
a guitar-playing pussycat.
366
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:41,952
Never mind.
367
00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:45,828
would you like
to walk to Na-Na's
and get something to eat?
368
00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:52,396
Yeah.
That would be really nice.
369
00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:57,717
So, tell me, what are your
hopes and your dreams?
what do you wanna be?
370
00:22:57,800 --> 00:22:59,199
Thank you.
Thank you.
371
00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:03,671
I wanna be a professor
of medieval literature.
I wanna be a novelist.
372
00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:06,911
I wanna be
a weekend flutist,
a potter, a painter.
373
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:11,790
I wanna be an architect
and I wanna go
to Northwestern.
374
00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:13,108
I went there!
375
00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:14,349
For what?
376
00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:17,910
Um... Yes, once.
To use the bathroom.
377
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:20,793
Um... They had
a really nice facility.
378
00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:23,715
(Uncle Bill's Ride
by Mister Jones playing)
379
00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:27,628
(Josie) Oh, my God.
380
00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:32,159
(mobile phone ringing)
381
00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:36,949
Hello?
382
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:40,713
what the hell kind of story
are you pitching?
383
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:44,678
It's my dad. He worries.
Yeah, mine too.
384
00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:46,796
Hi, Dad. I miss you, too.
385
00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:48,791
You are one
sick puppy, Geller.
386
00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:52,589
It's an expos� on
cafeteria food.
Let me guess.
387
00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:54,750
"The Terrible
Truth About Coleslaw."
388
00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:57,274
The bulk of it will be
about the pimento loaf.
389
00:23:57,360 --> 00:23:59,271
Geller,
you wanna be a reporter?
390
00:23:59,360 --> 00:24:02,432
Take a look at what sells:
sex scandals,
391
00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:05,273
bribery,
people jumping off buildings.
392
00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:07,874
So unless a kid
killed himself cos
he was being paid
393
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:09,473
to have sex with
the school mascot
394
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:12,120
in a vat of coleslaw,
you got nothing.
395
00:24:12,360 --> 00:24:14,032
Call me when you do.
396
00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:23,238
They love to
disconnect the battery, too.
397
00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:28,434
Here.
Thanks.
398
00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:34,470
Just so that you know,
I think they recalled
these cars in 1 974.
399
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:36,551
Yeah, thanks.
400
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:40,189
Sure, no problem. Josie?
Yeah?
401
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:43,875
I was wondering,
how are you at calculus?
402
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,353
I'm good.
403
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:47,510
would you like to
join the Denominators?
404
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:50,836
we have these fun
pizza study groups
405
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:52,876
and go to these
all-county meets.
406
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:56,157
And I don't wanna sound
like the Godfather,
407
00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:59,232
but we could offer
you a certain amount
of protection,
408
00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:01,151
if you know what I mean.
409
00:25:02,120 --> 00:25:03,917
That sounds great.
410
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:06,312
(Three Is a Magic Number
by Blind Melon playing)
411
00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:08,510
3x10 is 30
412
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:10,716
3x9 is 27
413
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,950
3x8 is 24
414
00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:15,076
3x7 is 21
415
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:17,191
3x6 is 18
416
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,396
3x5 is 1 5
417
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:21,198
3x4 is 12
418
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:22,872
And 3x3 is 9
419
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,309
And 3x2 is 6
420
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:28,358
And 3x1 is 3 of course
421
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:30,829
Now dig the pattern
once more!
422
00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:33,559
3, 6, 9,
423
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:36,153
(dings bell)
424
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:54,997
"All the world's a stage,
And all the men and
women merely players."
425
00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:57,913
Does anyone know what
Shakespeare meant by that?
426
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:00,712
Anyone?
427
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:04,076
It's about disguise,
about playing a part.
428
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:06,310
And that's the theme of
As You Like It.
429
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:08,834
Now, does anyone know
where we can see this?
430
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:11,833
Rosalind disguises
herself as a man,
431
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:13,399
and then escapes
into the forest.
432
00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:18,031
Right. when she's in costume,
she can finally express
her love for Orlando.
433
00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:22,910
Shakespeare's point is that
when we're in disguise,
we feel freer.
434
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:26,231
we do things we wouldn't do
in ordinary life.
435
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:31,235
Brett, what happens when
you go out on the football
field in uniform?
436
00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:32,713
we kick ass!
437
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:36,759
You yell, you hit people.
You touch other guys' butts.
438
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:40,996
It's OK,
cos you're in uniform.
439
00:26:41,120 --> 00:26:43,350
See, disguise
changes all the rules.
440
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:46,916
Tell you a story.
My first season
of peewee hockey...
441
00:26:48,360 --> 00:26:52,035
well,
honestly, I was terrible.
I couldn't skate.
442
00:26:52,120 --> 00:26:53,917
I was afraid to take a hit.
443
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,638
And my dad one day
bought me this
444
00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:59,395
brand-new helmet,
signed by Gordie Howe.
445
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:04,349
Come on, guys. Gordie Howe!
446
00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:09,635
OK, he was like
the Tiger woods of hockey.
447
00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:12,035
Oh. All right.
448
00:27:12,120 --> 00:27:15,032
Every time I put
on this helmet,
I feel invincible.
449
00:27:15,120 --> 00:27:16,951
Suddenly, I skate harder.
450
00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:18,473
I check people
left and right.
451
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:22,314
I even got thrown out of
a game once for fighting.
452
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:26,473
The point here is that
disguise can be liberating,
453
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:30,439
can get you
to do things that you
never thought possible.
454
00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:32,795
And for Rosalind,
her male costume
455
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:36,276
opens the possibilities for
the great love of her life.
456
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:42,078
Josie, why don't you read
act five, scene two,
Rosalind's speech?
457
00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:53,636
"No sooner they met,
but they looked.
458
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:56,996
"No sooner they looked,
but they loved.
459
00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:59,150
"No sooner loved,
but they sighed.
460
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:02,829
"Does he notice me?
461
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:05,673
"Does he hear my heart
screaming his name?
462
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:07,113
(laughter)
463
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:11,752
"Sometimes it's so loud
I think that the gods
can hear my pain.
464
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:15,273
"His voice
is so mellifluous.
465
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:19,393
"If I could get
just one kiss."
466
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:24,275
(Heartbreaker
by Pat Benatar playing)
467
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:30,840
what have you
wanted for, like, ever,
468
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:33,639
but never,
ever thought would happen?
469
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:36,280
I'm the most
popular girl in school
470
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:38,550
and Billy Prince is
asking me to the prom.
471
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:42,519
Yes.
what?
472
00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:46,719
Billy Prince is
asking you to the prom.
473
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:48,870
why?
474
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:50,951
I don't know.
475
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:57,354
The poem.
I knew he'd like the poem!
476
00:28:57,440 --> 00:28:59,670
Billy Prince is
asking me to the prom?
477
00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:01,392
That's what I'm saying.
478
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:11,232
Oh, my God! I'm...
I'm actually speechless!
479
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:14,471
I have no words!
That's never happened to me!
480
00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:16,516
words are my life!
481
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:18,951
(bell rings)
482
00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:23,269
Just a reminder,
your papers are due
next week.
483
00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:29,797
(over PA) This is Sydney,
student body president.
484
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:32,758
No going to the library.
There's an asbestos problem.
485
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:34,637
Can I get into my locker?
486
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:38,315
(over PA) Now the prom.
Voting on the prom theme
is complete,
487
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:42,518
and the theme is...
"the Millennium"!
488
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:50,158
The prom is
going to be rufus.
what's "rufus"?
489
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:53,789
It's my new, cool,
hip word. Spread it
around like wildfire.
490
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:56,757
(group) Rufus!
491
00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:59,638
what is it with
this school and prom?
492
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:02,678
South Glen South competes
every year for best prom.
493
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:07,231
(British accent)
The theme is everything,
so whatever we pick
494
00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:08,309
has to be totally unique.
495
00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:14,233
There's a land that I see
496
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:17,478
where the children are free
497
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:20,878
Come with me, take my hand
498
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:23,713
And we'll live
499
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:27,037
In a land where
the river runs free
500
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:30,078
In a land to a shining sea
501
00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:35,195
And we'll be free
to be you and me
502
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:36,669
(Josie) what's that?
503
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:38,751
(Aldys) The old drive-in.
The Court.
504
00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:41,752
It's just a continuous
party for Guy's group.
505
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:43,599
Hey.
506
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:47,510
Alpo, the dog park
is that way.
507
00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:49,113
Go.
508
00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:50,878
Last I checked,
this was a free country.
509
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:54,350
You're not seriously trying
to hang out at the Court.
510
00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:58,228
Cheap wine coolers
and a fire in a trash can.
where do I sign up?
511
00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:01,676
why don't you go home,
fickle around
on your calculator,
512
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:02,954
whatever you do,
513
00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:04,519
and figure out
how many lifetimes
514
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:06,955
it's gonna take
you to get cool, OK?
515
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:16,236
Have you ever wanted
to go to the Court?
516
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:20,076
Are you kidding, Josie?
It's lame.
517
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:24,199
All they do is stand around
and get drunk. It's lame.
518
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:26,794
Yeah, it seems lame.
519
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:30,318
Yeah. It's very lame.
520
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:33,118
You said that.
521
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:39,709
The Court?
Josie, I am appalled.
522
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:43,679
Geez, I know. I mean, who'd
have known that these kids...
523
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:50,316
No! I am appalled because
I have a reporter in
there undercover,
524
00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:53,710
for three weeks,
and I had to read
about this in the Trib.
525
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:55,791
You're right.
526
00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:58,711
No, fold...
527
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:04,271
"1 7-year-old
Kristin Davis says
528
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:10,430
"'Yeah, everyone who's anyone
is at the Court on
Saturday night.'"
529
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:15,150
She's right. I have learned
that it is a popular place
for the kids to go.
530
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:22,993
This is where
the stories are.
531
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:27,710
You will become
friends with these people.
532
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:30,798
You will party with them.
You'll rave with them.
533
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:32,359
You'll get jiggy with them.
534
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:36,268
when they go to the prom,
you'll be in
the same damn limo!
535
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:38,351
Gus, listen.
536
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:43,952
The popular kids and I...
537
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:46,555
Do you even know these kids?
538
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:48,119
They hid my car.
539
00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:52,109
Get to know them, very well!
540
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:56,153
Your job, and my job,
depends on it!
541
00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:00,310
Um, by the way,
it's "depend" because
there's no S.
542
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:03,233
Your subject is plural.
Out!
543
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:11,914
Come on! Asses and elbows!
The news doesn't sleep,
you know!
544
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:15,834
(announcer)
A high hopper to
third base, but...
545
00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:19,833
Yeah, baby! Mm! whoo!
546
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:25,040
Rob! You're making a mess.
Can you do this
at Mom and Dad's?
547
00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:28,749
No, it's their turn
to do the Franklin Mint
potluck dinner.
548
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:30,717
But I made a pizza.
549
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:32,791
I can't do it.
550
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:35,876
what?
551
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:39,191
Damn! These are
high-school girls?
552
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:42,431
we got some underage hotties
on our hands here.
553
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:46,036
Gus wants me to be friends
with them, the popular kids.
554
00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:48,395
It's impossible.
why?
555
00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:51,517
You know what it was like
for me in high school.
556
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:55,229
All I wanted was
to be accepted.
557
00:33:56,960 --> 00:34:02,239
And they just tortured me.
I can't go back to
South Glen South.
558
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:06,235
You're at South Glen South?
They have a killer
baseball team.
559
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:10,518
Focus, please.
560
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:12,591
OK, OK.
561
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:17,430
You're an adult now, Josie.
You're successful.
562
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:21,559
You graduated at
the top of your class.
You work for a newspaper.
563
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:25,838
You wash your hair now.
You're not Josie Grossie
anymore.
564
00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:30,232
Don't you know how much
I just wanted to be you
in high school?
565
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:34,916
Just for one day
to know what it was
like to be popular.
566
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,389
It's not that hard, Josie.
567
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:40,790
All you need is
the right person,
568
00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:43,110
one person to think
you're cool, and you're in.
569
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:45,316
Everyone will be too
scared to question it.
570
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:46,753
Is that true?
571
00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:50,196
Yeah,
it's a little-known fact.
572
00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:56,073
Don't you want to show 'em?
Gus, Billy Prince, yourself.
573
00:34:56,160 --> 00:35:00,199
Don't you want to show 'em
the cool kids don't
freak you out anymore?
574
00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:04,398
That you can go in there
and be friends with them
and get your story?
575
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:06,710
Yes, desperately.
576
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:09,553
Plus, if you quit now,
you're no better than me.
577
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:10,789
Better than I.
578
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:12,558
That's the spirit.
579
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:15,791
So let's hear it.
"I'm not Josie Grossie
anymore."
580
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:18,269
I'm not Josie Grossie
anymore.
581
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:20,910
That's it. Now scream it.
582
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,878
I'm not Josie Grossie
anymore!
583
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:31,871
That's good.
584
00:35:33,240 --> 00:35:35,151
(Here we Go
by Stakka Bo playing)
585
00:35:43,240 --> 00:35:45,959
Josie the Pussycat.
586
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:48,514
George?
what are you doing here?
587
00:35:48,720 --> 00:35:52,395
Ah. Get in the van.
Go, go.
588
00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:58,391
welcome to the love shack.
589
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:04,273
All right.
590
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:05,952
George, what's going on?
591
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:08,031
A little surveillance.
592
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:12,918
what are you doing?
Hidden camera.
593
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:13,989
wings?
594
00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:15,399
Yeah.
595
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:19,553
That's great, but I
really should talk to Gus
about this first.
596
00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:23,519
(over speaker)
Geller, stop being
a pain in the ass.
597
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:24,555
Gus?
598
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:28,872
No, it's
the great and powerful Oz.
You're in way over your head.
599
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:33,317
Here's how it's gonna work.
I review the tapes,
I find your story.
600
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:37,951
All right.
Battery, transmitter.
Plug it in.
601
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:40,354
Man.
602
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:42,271
There we go.
Good luck to you.
603
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:44,794
I don't believe
this. George?
Hm?
604
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:47,792
How are you so cool?
605
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:53,512
It's hard work.
Herbs, berries.
I'll be watching you.
606
00:36:56,920 --> 00:37:00,879
All right, let's get
this party started. Yeah.
607
00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:06,395
Come on, picture, come on.
There. Oh...
608
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:09,836
There. Ooh,
they didn't look that good
when I went to high school.
609
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:13,677
Kirsten, Kristin, Gibby!
what's up, girlfriends?
610
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:17,958
Ooh.
611
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:19,234
I'm OK.
612
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:20,833
That's gonna leave a mark.
613
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:24,117
"And so it is
Rosalind in disguise
614
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:29,115
"who is best
able to see through
the disguises of others.
615
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:32,431
"To say to Phoebe 'Mistress,
know thyself.'
616
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:34,676
"To look at love
from every angle.
617
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:39,590
"And to realize, finally,
that she is in
love with Orlando.
618
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:44,515
"To free both hearts,
not in judgment
but in equality. "
619
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:46,909
(Mr. Coulson)
That's really well written.
620
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:49,275
Showtime's over.
621
00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:52,238
Come on, move it.
Back to work.
622
00:37:53,720 --> 00:37:56,314
Gus, have you ever
been in love?
623
00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:58,879
Leave.
624
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:00,279
Oh, give it up, Gus.
625
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:03,193
Come on. I'm just
making conversation.
626
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:07,031
Love...
627
00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:12,717
who knows what that is?
Deadlines, circulation...
That I understand.
628
00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:18,108
You know, you should go out
every now and then.
629
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:22,518
If you put on
a couple of new ties,
girls would be all over you.
630
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:26,791
(chuckles) Anita?
what?
631
00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:29,155
Leave me alone.
632
00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:31,800
I've got enough
work here to
last me all night.
633
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:35,917
I don't have
anything to do tonight,
634
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:39,715
so if you would
like some help,
I would love to help you.
635
00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:46,310
No Roger from Op-Ed?
636
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:48,391
Nope.
637
00:38:59,960 --> 00:39:04,556
Excuse me, do you guys think
that we could work out
some kind of schedule,
638
00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:06,676
and I could work around it?
639
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:09,593
Hey. where's your sweatshirt?
640
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:12,194
Oh, I must have
forgotten it.
641
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:14,510
I have an extra
in my locker.
I'll go get it.
642
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:17,797
So, I'll see you tonight,
7.30, Na-Na's, right?
643
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:19,996
OK, right, 7.30.
Yeah.
644
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:22,275
(British accent)
I'm late for lab.
645
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:23,839
Ozomatli? Oh, yes.
646
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:26,878
This band is so good.
Have you heard
this band play?
647
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:28,518
I'll get my mom's car
and I'll drive.
648
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:30,670
This is gonna
be rufalicious!
649
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:35,709
No, Jason,
it's not a stick of gum.
It's "rufus". "Rufus."
650
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:53,630
(Cumbia de los Muertos
by Ozomatli playing)
651
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:09,519
You drinking tonight?
652
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:10,874
Uh, no.
653
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:15,272
I'm not 21. I'm 1 7, and I
still attend high school.
654
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:20,999
Two of you?
655
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:42,348
Josie! Josie.
Hi.
656
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:45,193
Out on a school night?
657
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:47,555
The bathroom was disgusting.
658
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:49,596
I'd like you to meet Lara.
659
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:51,432
His girlfriend.
660
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:54,876
She's visiting from New York.
Josie's one of my students.
661
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:56,632
How are you?
what?
662
00:40:56,720 --> 00:40:58,870
Hi, there!
663
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:01,918
I'm sorry.
I can't even think in here.
664
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:03,956
No offence.
I know you love this.
665
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:08,272
I just hope you get it
all out of your system
before you move to New York.
666
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:12,234
My firm has season tickets
to the Met.
667
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:14,754
Oh, well, I love baseball!
668
00:41:15,240 --> 00:41:17,231
(laughs)
669
00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:21,195
Nice to meet you.
670
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:23,709
Nice to meet you, too.
671
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:39,039
we are tomorrow.
Hello, I'm tomorrow.
672
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:43,875
Cos when we get the money
and the power,
the women come to me.
673
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:47,748
Do what I'm doin'. You know,
if you ain't movin',
no movement.
674
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:49,193
write that down.
675
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:52,917
welcome to my
little humble abode,
you know?
676
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:55,878
Let me just
handle my business.
677
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:58,554
wait a minute.
Got something funky.
678
00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:00,915
(Cumbia de los Muertos
by Ozomatli playing)
679
00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:17,237
That was great, you guys.
That was great.
680
00:42:20,240 --> 00:42:22,310
(Cut Chemist Suite
by Ozomatli playing)
681
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:29,072
Excuse me? Can I sit there?
682
00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:32,789
Yeah. we accept all people.
we are all about the love.
683
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:34,393
Come on and have a seat.
684
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:35,879
Thank you so much.
685
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:39,875
How are you?
Very well. How are you?
686
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:42,679
I'm feeling good.
I feel real good.
687
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:46,116
we have a special cake
for you.
688
00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:48,395
Have some cake.
689
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:53,713
It's a special cake,
a ganja cake.
It has vitamin A, vitamin B,
690
00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:56,912
vitamin T, H and C.
It's good for you.
Eat it up.
691
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:58,956
what?
692
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:03,392
Is that...? No, girl,
put it back. Just say no.
693
00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:04,789
Mm!
694
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:06,428
Good, huh?
695
00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:09,154
That is delicious.
You know,
I love chocolate.
696
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:13,116
She gonna get
tore off the floor!
697
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:20,191
Firecracker.
He was a firecracker!
698
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:24,318
Firecracker.
699
00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:28,031
Man, I don't love her.
700
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:31,917
whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
701
00:44:04,240 --> 00:44:05,719
I know this woman.
702
00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:07,392
She's my superior.
703
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:19,514
what is that?
704
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:23,192
(Ozomatli member)
Let me hear you say "yeah"!
705
00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:45,239
I'm telling you,
Rob, I think
I really did it.
706
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:48,273
I think I'm totally in!
I was so cool!
707
00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:52,070
You know what's
a weird word?
"Fork."
708
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:55,076
Oh! Did I tell you about
the new friends I made?
709
00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:57,754
I made friends with
a whole table of Rastafari.
710
00:44:58,040 --> 00:45:00,110
Not just one.
A whole table!
711
00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:04,878
Oh, my God.
Someone ate my entire pie.
712
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:07,871
I don't know
how that happened.
713
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:16,148
(snoring)
714
00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:33,039
(Me, MySelf and I
by De La Soul playing)
715
00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:37,109
Hi, Guy!
716
00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:38,918
Guys, Guy's guys!
717
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:40,319
Hey, loser.
718
00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:42,351
Oh, my God.
Loser!
719
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:54,515
what is going on up here?
720
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:56,989
Everybody goin' nuts?
721
00:45:58,840 --> 00:45:59,989
Loser!
722
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:04,989
Loser.
723
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:30,111
All right,
all right,
look up, girl.
724
00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:31,519
Jo-Jo, look up.
725
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:34,630
"Loser." See?
"Loser." Look!
726
00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:36,269
Hello?
727
00:46:37,240 --> 00:46:38,229
Yes!
728
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:44,595
Oh, my God!
729
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:49,037
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
730
00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:51,874
whoa, calm down.
Just wash it off.
we're all cool.
731
00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:56,395
what are you doin'?
732
00:46:56,720 --> 00:46:57,994
(vomits)
733
00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:00,390
I see you had
wheaties for breakfast.
734
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:02,399
(Josie vomits)
735
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:06,750
Bleuch. It's like
the All-Humiliation Network.
736
00:47:07,080 --> 00:47:08,718
(toilet flushes)
737
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:23,155
(Like a Prayer
by Madonna playing)
738
00:47:23,240 --> 00:47:27,518
when you call my name
It's like a little prayer
739
00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:31,832
I'm down on my knees
I wanna take you there
740
00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:33,791
In the midnight hour...
741
00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:35,359
(phone rings)
742
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:39,199
Hello?
743
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:40,395
Oh, hi, Billy.
744
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,116
OK, I'll be out
in a jiffer.
745
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:46,555
Have fun.
746
00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:48,119
OK, thanks.
Bye-bye!
747
00:47:56,800 --> 00:47:57,789
Hi, Billy!
748
00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:07,790
write a poem
about this, geek!
749
00:48:21,240 --> 00:48:23,515
(Mom) Josie?
Is that you, honey?
750
00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:49,196
(Rob) Josie, get up.
751
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:51,311
Josie, are you OK?
752
00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:53,669
Josie.
753
00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:55,715
Are you crazy?
754
00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:57,029
what are you doing here?
755
00:48:57,400 --> 00:48:59,516
I just registered.
Check it out.
756
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:02,670
Manufactured
at the Tiki Post.
757
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:04,274
Can you do that?
758
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:05,429
I just did.
759
00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:09,432
Jose, this is it.
760
00:49:09,960 --> 00:49:11,279
This is my ninth inning.
761
00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:14,352
The game isn't over.
I just thought it was.
762
00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:17,113
See, if I get
on the South Glen
baseball team,
763
00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:18,952
the right scout sees me,
764
00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:21,713
I'm in the minors.
It's game time!
765
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:23,358
But you're 23 years old.
766
00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:26,153
Yeah, with the reading
comprehension
of a 1 5-year-old.
767
00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:28,633
Plus, I'm popular.
768
00:49:28,720 --> 00:49:30,472
You wanna be popular.
769
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:32,437
I recognize a cry for
help when I see one.
770
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:34,113
Hear one.
771
00:49:34,240 --> 00:49:35,514
whatever.
772
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:37,592
That is so like you.
773
00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:40,274
You know,
you can't just
come in here
774
00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:42,555
and be popular
in just one day.
775
00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:45,713
Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob!
776
00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:10,275
I'm the coleslaw
king of the world!
777
00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:13,117
Dude, you rock, man.
778
00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:17,439
He is so hot.
779
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:20,999
Hi.
Hey.
780
00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:24,078
I'm Tracy. I'm 1 6.
781
00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:25,513
I'm a gymnast.
782
00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:27,272
I don't have a boyfriend.
783
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:28,469
Cool.
784
00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:31,349
Josie?
785
00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:34,474
where were you last night?
I was really worried.
786
00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:35,629
what?
787
00:50:35,760 --> 00:50:37,876
You know,
last night at 7.30?
788
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:41,436
Na-Na's? I kept calling you,
but I just got your machine.
789
00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:44,592
I don't even know
your parents' line.
I was really worried.
790
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:47,630
I'm sorry.
I must have forgot.
791
00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:52,236
Maybe you should forget
about sitting with us, too.
792
00:50:56,880 --> 00:50:59,348
Let's make some
money for the prom!
793
00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:02,551
(Brett) Mr. Coulson! Oh!
794
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:05,835
(Standing By
by willis playing)
795
00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:22,272
watch your step.
796
00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:24,753
where's your partner?
797
00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:26,831
I don't have one.
798
00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:29,718
Lonely ride
in bucket five!
799
00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:30,915
Single!
800
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:32,991
(Josie) Do you have
to yell it like that?
801
00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:34,354
Sure, I do.
802
00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:37,031
Thank you.
watch your step.
803
00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:38,989
Is this seat taken?
804
00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:42,679
Thank you.
805
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:47,318
Thank you.
You're welcome.
806
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:51,035
whoa!
807
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:53,714
(Mr. Coulson) whoa.
808
00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:55,279
Are you scared?
809
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:57,510
Uh, well,
I'll tell you
something here.
810
00:51:58,440 --> 00:52:02,274
I hope this doesn't
undermine my position as
an authority figure, but...
811
00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:05,510
I'm a little
afraid of heights.
812
00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:08,349
You're afraid of
the Ferris wheel?
813
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:11,792
Actually,
it's the plunging
headfirst
814
00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:14,115
into the crowd part
that kind of gets me.
815
00:52:14,200 --> 00:52:18,034
I bet if you had
your Gordie Howe helmet
on you'd feel better.
816
00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:20,313
Hey, you remember
that story?
817
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:22,231
I remember
everything you say...
818
00:52:23,080 --> 00:52:24,991
in your classroom.
819
00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:29,109
If the bucket's a-rocking,
don't come a-kn-kn-knocking!
820
00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:31,875
Yeah! Yeah!
821
00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:34,152
Boys.
I know.
822
00:52:34,240 --> 00:52:36,595
(youth) Mr. Coulson
rocks my world!
823
00:52:38,720 --> 00:52:41,393
I'd like to tell you that
we all grow out of it.
824
00:52:41,480 --> 00:52:42,469
It's a lie.
825
00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:44,710
Some of us will
always be rattling cages.
826
00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:47,072
why do you do that?
827
00:52:48,320 --> 00:52:50,959
I don't know.
828
00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:54,589
what's scary is that
when you get older,
it gets more confusing.
829
00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:58,230
I mean, you know Lara,
my girlfriend you
met at the club?
830
00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:00,199
we've been going out
for five years,
831
00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:03,039
and now she wants me
to move to New York.
832
00:53:03,920 --> 00:53:06,275
And, you know,
I mean, I should do it.
833
00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:08,675
You know,
make the commitment
and grow up.
834
00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:11,271
I know we have
our differences.
835
00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:16,752
I shouldn't be talking about
this stuff with you.
I'm sorry.
836
00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:20,634
It's nice to have
someone to talk to.
837
00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:24,758
Yeah, same here.
838
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:29,868
when you're my age,
839
00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:32,952
guys will be
lined up around
the block for you.
840
00:53:35,720 --> 00:53:38,393
You have to say that
cos you're my teacher.
841
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:44,110
Actually, I shouldn't
say that because
I'm your teacher.
842
00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:46,315
Oh.
843
00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:52,077
Josie Geller? No way.
844
00:53:52,360 --> 00:53:53,429
(Rob) Yeah.
845
00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:55,192
She dated
the drummer from
the Big Bad Voodoo Daddys?
846
00:53:55,680 --> 00:53:57,716
I've always wanted to
be a drummer. Always.
847
00:53:58,360 --> 00:54:00,874
And then she dumped him
for the drummer...
848
00:54:02,680 --> 00:54:04,477
All right, that's it.
849
00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:07,516
Just water
and Ex-Lax till prom.
850
00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:09,755
It's all about hydration.
851
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:13,078
Did you guys
know that Josie's dad
invented Ex-Lax?
852
00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:15,995
She's, like, the heiress
to the Ex-Lax fortune.
853
00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:17,115
Shut up.
854
00:54:17,560 --> 00:54:19,039
No, it's true.
855
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,389
She spends all of
her extra time
with her family
856
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:24,675
on a yacht in
the South of France.
857
00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:25,829
wow.
858
00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:28,999
(cheering)
859
00:54:36,040 --> 00:54:38,031
Quick hands,
quick hands.
Here we go.
860
00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:39,269
who's a winner?
861
00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:42,591
Focus. Good work, good work.
Easy, easy. Good work.
862
00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:45,037
Thanks for showing
me that new grip.
863
00:54:45,520 --> 00:54:46,999
It totally
changed my swing, man.
864
00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:48,229
No problem.
865
00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:49,514
Hey, what's goin' on?
866
00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:51,676
You guys know
Josie Geller?
867
00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:52,875
I know her.
You mean Loser?
868
00:54:53,640 --> 00:54:55,312
Nah, man,
she's cool.
869
00:54:55,400 --> 00:54:57,277
I used to go
out with her, man.
870
00:54:57,360 --> 00:54:58,429
what?
871
00:54:58,520 --> 00:55:00,112
She dumped me.
we're still good friends.
872
00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:01,395
Really?
873
00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:02,754
Hey, wait.
Like, how good?
874
00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:04,673
Good friends.
Good good?
875
00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:05,875
She is amazing.
876
00:55:11,240 --> 00:55:12,753
All right, guys.
877
00:55:13,160 --> 00:55:16,232
As you've probably noticed,
this certainly isn't English.
878
00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:20,155
Um...
we've combined a few classes
today here for the seminar.
879
00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:23,159
Hopefully,
the speaker will be
here any minute now.
880
00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:28,112
Hi.
Hey! Oh, hi.
881
00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:30,835
Uh...
You're here for
the sex talk?
882
00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:34,390
well... I like a man
who gets right to the point.
883
00:55:35,200 --> 00:55:36,235
Are you Pam?
884
00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:37,919
If you say so.
885
00:55:38,520 --> 00:55:39,555
OK.
886
00:55:40,680 --> 00:55:43,592
This is Pam Kitterman.
She's leading us in
our sex discussion.
887
00:55:43,680 --> 00:55:45,557
what? what?
Yes. Come on.
888
00:55:45,720 --> 00:55:47,153
No, I'm... what?
889
00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:49,475
I am not...
Oh, I am.
890
00:55:49,560 --> 00:55:50,913
Right, that's correct.
891
00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:53,510
Hi, I'm Pa...
I'm Pam. Hi.
892
00:55:54,320 --> 00:55:55,639
Um, sex...
893
00:55:57,200 --> 00:56:02,115
well, yes, sex...
Um, what do
you say, you know?
894
00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:05,839
Uh... you like a guy,
you do it with him.
895
00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:07,956
Sometimes he calls,
sometimes he doesn't.
896
00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:10,238
whoo!
(nervous chuckle)
897
00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:14,589
Oh.
898
00:56:14,680 --> 00:56:15,874
Hi.
899
00:56:15,960 --> 00:56:16,915
what are you doing here?
900
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:18,797
I came by to say hello.
901
00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:21,349
Oh, my God,
your teacher is
such a fox!
902
00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:22,629
He's coming back.
903
00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:26,236
Um, why don't we
talk about that later?
904
00:56:26,440 --> 00:56:29,955
And I just wanna say
that the burning
sensation is totally normal.
905
00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:31,629
Ew!
906
00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:34,078
Sex is really fun.
907
00:56:35,560 --> 00:56:38,154
when you're old enough,
908
00:56:38,240 --> 00:56:40,117
which none of you are.
909
00:56:40,320 --> 00:56:41,799
I should know.
910
00:56:42,560 --> 00:56:45,916
Cos when you lose it to
some guy named Junior
with bad breath
911
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:50,437
in the back of a van,
you're gonna wish
you'd listened to your mom
912
00:56:50,520 --> 00:56:52,875
when she said
"Nobody will buy
the ice-cream truck
913
00:56:52,960 --> 00:56:55,838
"when you're handin' out
the Popsicles for free."
914
00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:00,673
Any questions?
915
00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:11,070
Oh, I know it's hard.
I mean, difficult.
Difficult.
916
00:57:11,160 --> 00:57:14,038
But safe sex is
really important.
917
00:57:14,360 --> 00:57:17,352
OK, so just imagine
918
00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:20,432
that the bananas
are the real thing.
919
00:57:20,880 --> 00:57:24,509
In a land called
Every Man's Fantasy.
920
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:27,392
God, I can't do this.
921
00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:32,873
(Josie) Maybe because
we're not supposed to be
having sex with bananas.
922
00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:36,636
Do you really think she
hooked up with Rob?
923
00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:38,233
They're so different.
924
00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:40,197
Sometimes opposites attract.
925
00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:42,357
You know what, though?
926
00:57:42,640 --> 00:57:44,358
I feel like I'm
really ready to do it.
927
00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:48,591
You know, like,
have sex for the first time.
928
00:57:51,720 --> 00:57:52,869
It's a big deal.
929
00:57:53,080 --> 00:57:54,069
I know.
930
00:57:54,160 --> 00:57:55,718
Just make sure
you've found
the right person.
931
00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:57,518
You know,
Adelie penguins,
932
00:57:58,240 --> 00:58:01,869
they spend their whole lives
looking for that
one other penguin.
933
00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:04,390
And when they
meet them, they know.
934
00:58:05,040 --> 00:58:08,112
And they spend the rest
of their lives together.
935
00:58:08,280 --> 00:58:09,395
But I'm not a penguin.
936
00:58:09,680 --> 00:58:10,874
It's an analogy.
937
00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:14,353
(girls chuckle)
938
00:58:14,720 --> 00:58:16,039
Excuse me.
939
00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:17,799
I have to go die now.
940
00:58:21,160 --> 00:58:23,993
(over PA) Hey, kids,
Sydney here.
Bad news about the prom.
941
00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:27,270
East Glen East is gonna
do "Millennium", too.
942
00:58:30,080 --> 00:58:31,718
what? Oh, my God.
943
00:58:35,440 --> 00:58:37,476
(Mr. Coulson)
Calm down.
Calm down!
944
00:58:37,560 --> 00:58:39,232
Calm down! Sit!
945
00:58:42,120 --> 00:58:43,678
Let's focus, all right?
946
00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:46,593
It's prom theme.
All we need is a new idea.
947
00:58:47,200 --> 00:58:49,475
Ooh! How about
"Under the Sea"?
948
00:58:50,560 --> 00:58:51,879
(boy) Yeah, right.
949
00:58:51,960 --> 00:58:52,995
It's been done.
950
00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:54,115
How about "the '80s"?
951
00:58:54,680 --> 00:58:56,079
(class boos)
952
00:58:56,720 --> 00:58:58,517
what do you think we are?
Amateurs?
953
00:59:02,160 --> 00:59:03,957
All right.
All right.
954
00:59:04,560 --> 00:59:05,549
Josie.
955
00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:09,312
That's not a theme.
956
00:59:09,920 --> 00:59:11,876
Thank you. No.
957
00:59:13,560 --> 00:59:15,630
OK,
Josie will have the answer.
958
00:59:26,840 --> 00:59:29,832
How about
"Meant for Each Other"?
959
00:59:30,280 --> 00:59:32,475
Famous couples
throughout history.
960
00:59:37,600 --> 00:59:38,999
Absolutely.
961
00:59:39,080 --> 00:59:40,433
Absolutely!
962
00:59:41,200 --> 00:59:42,553
Oh, we love it.
963
00:59:42,680 --> 00:59:43,795
That is so brilliant.
964
00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:46,997
(Heaven Tonight
by Hole playing)
965
00:59:56,320 --> 00:59:59,392
Here comes a sign
in the form of a girl
966
00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:04,156
She's the finest,
sweetest thing in the world
967
01:00:04,240 --> 01:00:07,915
Oh, take you
to Heaven tonight
968
01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:12,557
I feel the horses
coming galloping
969
01:00:12,640 --> 01:00:14,232
In the summer ends
970
01:00:14,320 --> 01:00:16,959
Take you to Heaven tonight
971
01:00:17,040 --> 01:00:20,555
Oh, 'cause I love you
972
01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:22,870
For what you are
973
01:00:25,040 --> 01:00:26,996
(Josie and Sam laugh)
974
01:00:27,400 --> 01:00:31,552
Tonight, tonight we'll ride
975
01:00:31,640 --> 01:00:34,518
I'll give it to you
976
01:00:34,600 --> 01:00:38,434
we'll go to Heaven tonight
977
01:00:39,920 --> 01:00:43,037
Tonight
978
01:00:45,240 --> 01:00:46,798
Here, try these.
979
01:00:51,880 --> 01:00:54,553
No, Gus, listen.
It is a great story.
980
01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:56,836
They keep the tags on,
981
01:00:56,920 --> 01:00:59,593
and then they
return the clothes
after they've worn them.
982
01:00:59,680 --> 01:01:00,635
(click/dial tone)
983
01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:01,829
Gus?
984
01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:03,717
Hi.
what's up?
985
01:01:03,920 --> 01:01:06,388
I was just looking
at this cardigan.
986
01:01:06,600 --> 01:01:08,079
Isn't it cool?
Oh, yes.
987
01:01:15,840 --> 01:01:18,354
Oh, my God.
Like, there goes
another lemming.
988
01:01:19,080 --> 01:01:22,516
I can't believe
that I could be happy
989
01:01:22,600 --> 01:01:26,229
Summer will come again
I could be happy
990
01:01:26,320 --> 01:01:29,869
Oh, stop your crying
You could be happy
991
01:01:29,960 --> 01:01:33,589
Go to Heaven
when you make me happy
992
01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:40,880
Good play!
Good play!
993
01:01:41,920 --> 01:01:43,239
Go, sexy boy!
994
01:01:43,320 --> 01:01:45,038
You guys,
victory dance.
995
01:01:45,120 --> 01:01:46,269
Oh, yeah.
996
01:01:46,360 --> 01:01:48,999
(Rob) Rager party, tonight
at my house, baby. Yeah!
997
01:01:49,080 --> 01:01:50,559
Yeah! whoo!
998
01:01:50,640 --> 01:01:52,198
Great play, Rob.
999
01:01:52,280 --> 01:01:55,317
You might be just
what South Glen needs
to win State this year.
1000
01:01:56,520 --> 01:01:58,431
will I play in
the championship game?
1001
01:01:58,520 --> 01:02:00,112
You'll start at shortstop.
1002
01:02:00,200 --> 01:02:02,077
I don't wanna put
extra pressure on you,
1003
01:02:02,160 --> 01:02:04,276
but some pro
scouts will be there.
1004
01:02:04,360 --> 01:02:06,271
Thanks, Coach Romano.
1005
01:02:06,480 --> 01:02:07,549
You're welcome.
1006
01:02:07,640 --> 01:02:09,710
Just glad to be
part of a team again.
1007
01:02:13,280 --> 01:02:15,794
Josie, you have
totally transitioned.
1008
01:02:16,720 --> 01:02:18,199
Transitioned?
1009
01:02:18,480 --> 01:02:19,833
Yeah, you crossed over.
1010
01:02:19,920 --> 01:02:21,194
Into our group.
1011
01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:22,349
It's hard.
1012
01:02:22,440 --> 01:02:25,512
People go through high school
trying to transition
and never make it.
1013
01:02:25,600 --> 01:02:26,874
wannabes.
1014
01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:32,835
Guy is totally
crunching on you.
1015
01:02:40,280 --> 01:02:42,157
Do I wanna be crunched?
1016
01:02:42,480 --> 01:02:43,674
By Guy?
1017
01:02:44,520 --> 01:02:45,748
Oh, yeah.
1018
01:02:46,720 --> 01:02:48,836
(Peppy Rock by BTK playing)
1019
01:02:55,400 --> 01:02:56,549
Josie!
1020
01:02:57,120 --> 01:02:58,155
Hi.
1021
01:02:58,640 --> 01:03:00,232
"Splendiferous"?
1022
01:03:00,360 --> 01:03:01,588
Totally!
1023
01:03:03,480 --> 01:03:06,199
I'm not going to her again.
She calls that a pedicure?
1024
01:03:11,680 --> 01:03:12,669
She wants me.
1025
01:03:15,360 --> 01:03:16,554
(sobbing)
1026
01:03:16,640 --> 01:03:17,709
(Rigfort) Bye. Out.
1027
01:03:17,800 --> 01:03:21,156
Night. Bye. Miss Haskell
is gone and forgotten.
1028
01:03:21,320 --> 01:03:26,553
Next: Sack races
at the company picnic,
yes or no?
1029
01:03:29,960 --> 01:03:31,473
Sorry I'm late.
1030
01:03:31,560 --> 01:03:33,152
I love that top.
Thank you.
1031
01:03:33,240 --> 01:03:34,229
So cute.
1032
01:03:34,320 --> 01:03:35,389
It's all about horseshoes.
1033
01:03:35,480 --> 01:03:37,835
Excuse me,
I'm trying to get
to a tennis game.
1034
01:03:37,920 --> 01:03:40,957
what is the status
of your story?
1035
01:03:41,320 --> 01:03:43,959
Oh, great.
Totally rufus.
1036
01:03:44,560 --> 01:03:46,312
Is there
something I could see?
1037
01:03:46,400 --> 01:03:47,913
(mouths) Rufus?
1038
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:50,319
I have some notes.
1039
01:03:51,680 --> 01:03:54,877
I don't need your notes.
I need your story.
1040
01:03:55,720 --> 01:03:57,631
Though I must speak
for all of us here.
1041
01:03:57,720 --> 01:04:00,757
I have seen your tapes.
Compelling stuff.
1042
01:04:01,440 --> 01:04:04,512
But I want
the story in two weeks.
1043
01:04:04,600 --> 01:04:06,238
Two weeks,
Miss Geller.
1044
01:04:06,360 --> 01:04:08,954
Or I'll rufus you
right outta here.
1045
01:04:09,040 --> 01:04:11,190
I think you're gonna
be a great reporter.
1046
01:04:11,280 --> 01:04:15,273
But if you aren't,
you and Gus are fired.
1047
01:04:17,320 --> 01:04:19,709
Next order of business:
1048
01:04:19,800 --> 01:04:21,791
marketing department,
yes or no?
1049
01:04:24,480 --> 01:04:25,595
(Never You Mind
by Semisonic playing)
1050
01:04:28,520 --> 01:04:29,919
Party's at Rob's!
1051
01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:47,949
Josie.
1052
01:04:51,680 --> 01:04:52,954
Hello, you guys.
1053
01:04:55,560 --> 01:04:56,549
Hi.
1054
01:04:56,640 --> 01:04:58,756
I'm Rob's prom date.
1055
01:04:58,840 --> 01:05:00,273
Really?
Yeah.
1056
01:05:00,360 --> 01:05:02,157
Oh, my God. wow!
1057
01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:07,470
Yeah. Yeah,
she's 1 6 years old, Rob.
1058
01:05:07,600 --> 01:05:09,477
I know, and a gymnast.
1059
01:05:10,160 --> 01:05:14,551
It's totally illegal,
and I'll tell you why.
The following reasons are...
1060
01:05:16,720 --> 01:05:17,755
Hi.
1061
01:05:18,240 --> 01:05:19,229
Hi.
1062
01:05:19,320 --> 01:05:20,673
Hey, dude.
1063
01:05:21,600 --> 01:05:23,795
I gotta talk to you.
1064
01:05:23,880 --> 01:05:24,915
Please come here.
1065
01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:28,037
I'll see you
around the cellblock,
Mrs. Robinson.
1066
01:05:33,040 --> 01:05:36,157
Hey, Rob.
what do you wanna be
when you grow up?
1067
01:05:37,160 --> 01:05:38,309
Ball player.
1068
01:05:38,400 --> 01:05:41,790
No, I know,
but, I mean,
what if you don't make it?
1069
01:05:42,320 --> 01:05:44,834
I mean,
you don't wanna be
working at the mail place
1070
01:05:44,960 --> 01:05:46,951
for the rest
of your life.
1071
01:05:47,120 --> 01:05:49,190
It's OK for an after-school
job and all,
1072
01:05:49,280 --> 01:05:52,829
but "Hi, I'm Rob,
and I run the Tiki Post"?
1073
01:05:55,200 --> 01:05:56,679
Totally lame!
1074
01:06:02,360 --> 01:06:05,796
what is this?
Like a lemon-meringue pie
color or something?
1075
01:06:05,880 --> 01:06:07,677
It's... Ugh.
1076
01:06:09,560 --> 01:06:11,039
You know what?
1077
01:06:11,640 --> 01:06:13,676
Maybe we should go
into another room.
1078
01:06:13,760 --> 01:06:15,955
I've checked every
one of these rooms.
1079
01:06:16,040 --> 01:06:19,635
There's, I mean,
serious couples in there.
1080
01:06:19,720 --> 01:06:21,438
This is fine.
This is fine.
1081
01:06:29,880 --> 01:06:31,950
Someone's gettin'
hooked up!
1082
01:06:32,080 --> 01:06:33,399
Yeah, baby!
1083
01:06:36,840 --> 01:06:38,319
(Guy chuckles)
1084
01:06:40,920 --> 01:06:41,955
wow.
1085
01:06:42,800 --> 01:06:45,075
Rob's sister is a loser.
1086
01:06:46,760 --> 01:06:47,875
Yeah.
1087
01:06:51,080 --> 01:06:52,911
Um...
Please come here.
1088
01:06:53,800 --> 01:06:56,439
I need to talk to you
about something.
1089
01:06:59,800 --> 01:07:01,438
It's a comfy bed.
1090
01:07:01,560 --> 01:07:02,549
OK.
1091
01:07:02,640 --> 01:07:04,756
Feel it.
It's nice.
It's nice.
1092
01:07:07,200 --> 01:07:08,269
Uh...
1093
01:07:09,760 --> 01:07:11,591
I know that you've
probably already heard
1094
01:07:11,680 --> 01:07:14,114
that I want to
ask you out to prom.
1095
01:07:16,720 --> 01:07:19,314
But there's
something different
about asking in person.
1096
01:07:21,520 --> 01:07:24,717
I know that we
didn't hit it off
in the beginning.
1097
01:07:25,440 --> 01:07:27,556
And I really...
1098
01:07:27,640 --> 01:07:28,709
Yes.
1099
01:07:30,320 --> 01:07:31,435
Yes.
1100
01:07:34,040 --> 01:07:35,519
That's rufus.
1101
01:07:37,760 --> 01:07:40,558
Uh... where do I
pick you up?
1102
01:07:40,640 --> 01:07:42,471
How do we arrange this?
what do I do?
1103
01:07:43,360 --> 01:07:46,557
we can meet
here at Rob's,
1104
01:07:46,640 --> 01:07:49,632
and we can all share
a limousine together.
1105
01:07:53,320 --> 01:07:54,639
Thank you.
1106
01:07:58,640 --> 01:08:00,437
Have a good evening.
1107
01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:02,479
And thank you.
1108
01:08:06,720 --> 01:08:09,234
(At My Most Beautiful
by R.E.M. playing)
1109
01:08:14,560 --> 01:08:16,391
Hey, Jose.
Hey, Rob.
1110
01:08:16,480 --> 01:08:18,152
Lookin' good, guys.
1111
01:08:18,800 --> 01:08:21,075
Josie, Robster,
rufus kegger.
1112
01:08:21,200 --> 01:08:22,952
Man, you were wasted.
1113
01:08:23,480 --> 01:08:25,436
This is so unbelievable.
1114
01:08:25,640 --> 01:08:29,633
I've waited my
whole life to fit in,
and I finally feel like I do.
1115
01:08:29,840 --> 01:08:30,955
You do.
1116
01:08:31,040 --> 01:08:32,189
(Gibby) Hey, Rob.
1117
01:08:32,280 --> 01:08:35,477
Hey, Josie,
who did Archie date?
Betty or Veronica?
1118
01:08:35,760 --> 01:08:37,193
Both.
See?
1119
01:08:37,680 --> 01:08:39,875
I always liked Betty better.
1120
01:08:40,240 --> 01:08:41,434
Really?
1121
01:08:41,520 --> 01:08:43,397
Yeah,
Betty was so
fun and spunky.
1122
01:08:43,480 --> 01:08:45,710
I mean,
Veronica had
the great legs.
1123
01:08:45,800 --> 01:08:48,553
She was too moody.
Very high-maintenance.
1124
01:08:48,920 --> 01:08:51,832
You can't refuse to
sell me a ticket to prom.
1125
01:08:51,920 --> 01:08:52,989
Listen, Alpo.
1126
01:08:53,080 --> 01:08:55,036
we can do
whatever we want to.
1127
01:08:55,400 --> 01:08:57,675
Like, I get it.
You guys don't know
how to count change.
1128
01:08:58,480 --> 01:08:59,879
Oh, my God.
I'll make it easy.
1129
01:08:59,960 --> 01:09:01,313
Here's the money.
I'm taking the ticket.
1130
01:09:05,160 --> 01:09:06,513
Oh, my God.
1131
01:09:07,240 --> 01:09:08,912
She was mocking us.
1132
01:09:09,040 --> 01:09:09,950
Did you see that?
1133
01:09:10,080 --> 01:09:11,593
we gotta
make her dog food.
1134
01:09:11,680 --> 01:09:12,669
She is going down.
1135
01:09:14,560 --> 01:09:15,709
There.
1136
01:09:21,160 --> 01:09:24,072
Oh. I got you a meeting
with the admissions guy
from Dartmouth.
1137
01:09:24,840 --> 01:09:26,159
Dartmouth?
1138
01:09:26,480 --> 01:09:29,438
But I wasn't
gonna go to college.
1139
01:09:29,560 --> 01:09:31,596
No, I pulled some strings,
1140
01:09:32,160 --> 01:09:33,673
and I got him to
look at your writing,
1141
01:09:33,760 --> 01:09:35,193
and he agreed
to meet with you.
1142
01:09:37,120 --> 01:09:38,792
You believe in me
that much?
1143
01:09:39,880 --> 01:09:41,199
Of course I do, Josie.
1144
01:09:41,320 --> 01:09:44,437
You owe it to yourself,
to your writing,
to go to college.
1145
01:09:45,400 --> 01:09:47,277
You are a great writer.
1146
01:09:48,280 --> 01:09:50,589
You just have to
find your story.
1147
01:09:53,040 --> 01:09:54,519
He is your story.
1148
01:09:54,760 --> 01:09:56,591
You're crazy. No!
1149
01:09:57,080 --> 01:09:59,275
No. No.
1150
01:09:59,480 --> 01:10:02,278
what do you mean, no?
It's got it all.
1151
01:10:02,600 --> 01:10:05,876
Sex, intrigue, immorality
in the education system.
1152
01:10:06,080 --> 01:10:07,229
He's my teacher.
1153
01:10:07,320 --> 01:10:09,038
Yeah, that's the best part.
1154
01:10:09,120 --> 01:10:11,793
"Student-teacher relations:
how close is too close?"
1155
01:10:11,880 --> 01:10:14,075
we're gonna blow
the lid off it!
1156
01:10:14,160 --> 01:10:15,718
There's no lid.
1157
01:10:16,120 --> 01:10:18,714
There's nothing
going on between Sa...
1158
01:10:18,800 --> 01:10:20,358
Mr. Coulson and me.
1159
01:10:20,960 --> 01:10:23,554
Everyone is
in here every day,
watching you two.
1160
01:10:23,640 --> 01:10:25,471
It's like
The Young and the Restless.
1161
01:10:25,560 --> 01:10:27,676
Rigfort is
salivating over it.
1162
01:10:27,760 --> 01:10:29,751
You pitched this
to Rigfort?
1163
01:10:30,600 --> 01:10:32,716
Josie, this isn't a joke.
1164
01:10:32,800 --> 01:10:35,075
You heard Rigfort.
Both our asses
are on the line.
1165
01:10:35,160 --> 01:10:37,071
Now, this is the story.
1166
01:10:37,840 --> 01:10:39,910
Call me when
you've got it.
1167
01:10:56,520 --> 01:10:57,839
(doorbell)
1168
01:11:01,160 --> 01:11:02,513
Josie, you look so...
1169
01:11:02,920 --> 01:11:04,069
Rufus?
1170
01:11:04,760 --> 01:11:07,320
Yes, exactly.
Major rufus.
1171
01:11:08,560 --> 01:11:09,788
what are you
supposed to be?
1172
01:11:10,360 --> 01:11:11,395
Duh!
1173
01:11:14,840 --> 01:11:16,796
Tom Cruise,
Risky Business.
1174
01:11:16,880 --> 01:11:18,154
(laughs)
1175
01:11:19,360 --> 01:11:20,713
That's nice.
1176
01:11:24,080 --> 01:11:26,275
Thank you for
everything, Rob.
1177
01:11:27,840 --> 01:11:29,876
It's all really happening,
1178
01:11:30,280 --> 01:11:32,510
and I know it's
because of you.
1179
01:11:39,800 --> 01:11:41,597
My wallet. Shit.
1180
01:11:42,400 --> 01:11:43,799
where are you
gonna put it?
1181
01:12:11,800 --> 01:12:13,916
Come on, beautiful.
Let's go.
1182
01:12:28,200 --> 01:12:29,519
Hey, how you doin'?
1183
01:12:29,600 --> 01:12:30,749
Hello?
1184
01:12:31,280 --> 01:12:34,352
If you don't hurry,
we'll miss the whole thing.
1185
01:12:34,960 --> 01:12:36,359
we'll talk.
1186
01:12:36,560 --> 01:12:39,074
(Nowhere Slow
by Home Grown playing)
1187
01:12:42,120 --> 01:12:45,590
Oh, my God.
You totally ripped off
my Malibu Barbie idea!
1188
01:12:46,120 --> 01:12:48,031
Uh-uh.
I'm Disco Barbie.
1189
01:12:48,160 --> 01:12:49,593
And I'm Evening Gown Barbie.
1190
01:12:52,080 --> 01:12:54,992
(gasps) Josie, darling,
you look rufus.
1191
01:12:55,080 --> 01:12:56,877
who are you guys?
1192
01:12:56,960 --> 01:12:59,633
Don't tell me.
You're Medieval Barbie?
1193
01:12:59,720 --> 01:13:00,869
Get over it.
1194
01:13:00,960 --> 01:13:02,916
we're Rosalind and Orlando.
1195
01:13:04,600 --> 01:13:05,669
Shakespeare?
1196
01:13:07,520 --> 01:13:09,317
Look, I get to
have a sword.
1197
01:13:10,040 --> 01:13:13,316
Oh, my God,
that is so awesome.
1198
01:13:14,080 --> 01:13:15,559
Rad! That is so rad.
1199
01:13:15,640 --> 01:13:16,959
(Rob) I want a sword.
1200
01:13:17,080 --> 01:13:19,469
(Bitter
by The Pietasters playing)
1201
01:13:20,200 --> 01:13:22,634
(Rob) All right,
look at this place!
1202
01:13:22,720 --> 01:13:24,392
(Josie) Beautiful.
1203
01:13:24,480 --> 01:13:26,994
Come on,
let's dance.
I'm Tom Cruise.
1204
01:13:36,080 --> 01:13:38,310
This is the most
beautiful prom
I've ever been to.
1205
01:13:38,800 --> 01:13:41,075
work, Merk,
work, Merk, work it.
1206
01:13:45,880 --> 01:13:47,029
Great.
1207
01:13:50,640 --> 01:13:51,709
what are you doing?
1208
01:13:51,800 --> 01:13:54,872
Practicing my
surprised face for when
they name prom court.
1209
01:13:56,920 --> 01:13:59,673
Oh, sorry, there's
no room at this table.
1210
01:14:01,040 --> 01:14:02,712
It's just
too bad for them.
1211
01:14:05,120 --> 01:14:06,633
wait, I forgot.
1212
01:14:07,880 --> 01:14:09,359
A little surprise for you.
1213
01:14:09,640 --> 01:14:10,959
Did I miss the crowning?
1214
01:14:11,040 --> 01:14:12,598
No, but I'm
closing the pool.
1215
01:14:12,680 --> 01:14:14,716
Josie's odds are 3-1,
1216
01:14:14,800 --> 01:14:18,031
and even money that
that kid pokes
himself with the sword.
1217
01:14:26,200 --> 01:14:27,269
whoa!
1218
01:14:28,400 --> 01:14:30,152
OK, maybe we
should sit down.
1219
01:14:30,240 --> 01:14:31,468
OK.
1220
01:14:31,560 --> 01:14:32,834
OK. whoa.
1221
01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:36,877
Are you having fun yet?
1222
01:14:36,960 --> 01:14:38,791
Uh, yeah.
Good.
1223
01:14:38,880 --> 01:14:39,949
Definitely.
1224
01:14:40,040 --> 01:14:41,553
Guess what.
what?
1225
01:14:41,640 --> 01:14:43,676
Gibby gave me champagne!
1226
01:14:43,760 --> 01:14:44,988
That's nice.
1227
01:14:45,080 --> 01:14:46,195
Yeah.
1228
01:14:47,400 --> 01:14:49,595
Rob? I've been thinking.
1229
01:14:51,640 --> 01:14:53,153
And I think...
1230
01:14:53,560 --> 01:14:55,073
I mean, I know
1231
01:14:56,040 --> 01:14:57,553
you're the one.
1232
01:14:58,760 --> 01:14:59,795
Oh.
1233
01:15:00,760 --> 01:15:02,113
My penguin.
1234
01:15:02,640 --> 01:15:04,631
I want you to
be my first.
1235
01:15:05,800 --> 01:15:09,076
Once the floor
stops spinning,
let's have sex.
1236
01:15:09,440 --> 01:15:11,556
You're gonna hurt yourself.
Put that down.
1237
01:15:15,120 --> 01:15:16,473
All right.
1238
01:15:18,440 --> 01:15:19,668
Tell you what, Tracy.
1239
01:15:19,760 --> 01:15:20,875
what?
1240
01:15:22,200 --> 01:15:23,679
I'm flattered,
1241
01:15:24,240 --> 01:15:25,912
but I say
1242
01:15:26,560 --> 01:15:28,915
I'm gonna go
get some more punch,
1243
01:15:29,080 --> 01:15:31,594
then we'll go on
the dance floor
and boogie.
1244
01:15:32,720 --> 01:15:33,755
That's good.
1245
01:15:33,880 --> 01:15:35,438
(Rob) No! Uh-oh!
1246
01:15:36,160 --> 01:15:37,639
Help! I'm stuck.
1247
01:15:37,760 --> 01:15:38,795
(Sera) Brett!
1248
01:15:39,880 --> 01:15:41,950
(group)
The Denominators
are here!
1249
01:15:42,720 --> 01:15:43,789
whoo!
1250
01:15:46,840 --> 01:15:49,479
(group) Make way
for the Denominators!
1251
01:15:50,960 --> 01:15:52,234
You guys,
what is the one thing
1252
01:15:52,360 --> 01:15:54,590
that could ruin
my senior prom?
1253
01:15:54,800 --> 01:15:58,952
That you would trip
on your Barbie heels
and I'd be named prom queen.
1254
01:16:00,640 --> 01:16:01,868
Did I just
say that out loud?
1255
01:16:02,960 --> 01:16:04,075
whoo!
1256
01:16:13,560 --> 01:16:15,198
So, who are you
supposed to be?
1257
01:16:15,280 --> 01:16:16,918
Other than freaks?
Yeah.
1258
01:16:17,320 --> 01:16:19,311
we're DNA.
Double helix?
1259
01:16:19,960 --> 01:16:22,428
But I guess you'd
actually know that
if you passed bio.
1260
01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:27,434
No, no,
don't touch the hydrogen.
It's rented.
1261
01:16:27,800 --> 01:16:29,233
Yo, yo,
ladies and gentlemen,
1262
01:16:29,320 --> 01:16:32,676
give it up for Mr. Coulson
and Miss Knox!
1263
01:16:32,800 --> 01:16:33,994
(cheers)
1264
01:16:35,760 --> 01:16:37,876
OK, OK, enough.
1265
01:16:38,840 --> 01:16:40,751
Our 1999 prom court.
1266
01:16:41,440 --> 01:16:43,351
And the princesses are,
1267
01:16:44,760 --> 01:16:45,954
Miss Kristin Davis...
1268
01:16:49,040 --> 01:16:51,952
Miss Kirsten Leosis
and Miss Gibby Zarefsky.
1269
01:16:57,120 --> 01:16:58,872
And the princes are:
1270
01:16:59,480 --> 01:17:01,232
Mr. Thomas Salamey...
1271
01:17:03,600 --> 01:17:05,352
Mr. Jason way...
1272
01:17:06,200 --> 01:17:08,031
and Mr. Rob...
1273
01:17:08,840 --> 01:17:10,034
Mr. Rob.
1274
01:17:10,880 --> 01:17:12,108
Mr. Rob!
1275
01:17:12,200 --> 01:17:13,952
(Miss Knox) Mr. Rob.
1276
01:17:15,440 --> 01:17:16,759
That's me!
1277
01:17:17,680 --> 01:17:18,908
Yeah!
1278
01:17:19,640 --> 01:17:20,868
whoo!
1279
01:17:24,400 --> 01:17:28,109
(Miss Knox) Next up,
South Glen 's prom king,
1280
01:17:29,160 --> 01:17:30,559
Guy Perkins.
1281
01:17:39,560 --> 01:17:41,596
And this year's prom queen.
1282
01:17:43,920 --> 01:17:45,273
Ladies and gentlemen...
1283
01:17:45,840 --> 01:17:48,832
(Look who's Perfect Now
by Transister playing)
1284
01:17:49,920 --> 01:17:51,399
Josie Geller!
1285
01:17:58,880 --> 01:17:59,949
Yeah!
1286
01:18:24,120 --> 01:18:25,792
I knew you could
do it, girl.
1287
01:18:33,040 --> 01:18:35,235
And as is custom,
the king and the queen
1288
01:18:35,320 --> 01:18:37,515
will now have
their first dance.
1289
01:18:38,920 --> 01:18:41,559
(Erase/Rewind
by The Cardigans playing)
1290
01:19:01,000 --> 01:19:03,116
I never made it
to my prom.
1291
01:19:03,200 --> 01:19:04,394
Really?
1292
01:19:05,280 --> 01:19:07,669
I only made it to
the parking lot.
1293
01:19:11,840 --> 01:19:13,956
Tell me what
you're thinking.
1294
01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:17,309
I was thinking
about Shakespeare,
1295
01:19:18,040 --> 01:19:20,508
how he described
a night like this.
1296
01:19:22,720 --> 01:19:28,636
"Look how the floor of heaven
is thick inlaid with
patines of bright gold."
1297
01:19:30,200 --> 01:19:32,316
what are you
thinking about?
1298
01:19:34,320 --> 01:19:35,548
My sword.
1299
01:19:37,720 --> 01:19:38,755
Oh.
1300
01:19:42,280 --> 01:19:44,236
Josie,
you rock my world.
1301
01:19:45,280 --> 01:19:48,829
You're, like,
the most amazing girl
that I've ever dated.
1302
01:19:52,200 --> 01:19:54,839
You're so fun to be with.
You're smart,
1303
01:19:55,400 --> 01:19:56,799
you're crazy.
1304
01:19:56,880 --> 01:19:58,199
You are...
1305
01:19:59,160 --> 01:20:00,832
You rock my world.
1306
01:20:02,880 --> 01:20:04,757
You said that already.
1307
01:20:05,720 --> 01:20:06,789
Yeah.
1308
01:20:07,520 --> 01:20:11,638
Erase and rewind
1309
01:20:11,720 --> 01:20:16,635
'Cause I've been
changing my mind
1310
01:20:16,720 --> 01:20:21,077
I've changed my mind
1311
01:20:34,400 --> 01:20:36,277
Is this chocolate? OK.
1312
01:20:38,960 --> 01:20:39,995
Hey.
1313
01:20:40,080 --> 01:20:41,115
Hi.
1314
01:20:42,600 --> 01:20:45,512
wow, you make a really
beautiful prom queen.
1315
01:20:45,760 --> 01:20:46,954
Really?
1316
01:20:47,600 --> 01:20:49,272
Thanks. So do you.
1317
01:20:50,480 --> 01:20:52,869
I always feel like
kind of a goofball
in these penguin suits,
1318
01:20:52,960 --> 01:20:54,996
Iike I'm at
my own wedding.
1319
01:20:58,080 --> 01:21:00,071
Do you...
Do you wanna...
1320
01:21:04,000 --> 01:21:05,035
OK.
1321
01:21:07,480 --> 01:21:08,629
Hello.
1322
01:21:09,680 --> 01:21:11,272
Aldys, I figured
that since it's prom,
1323
01:21:11,880 --> 01:21:14,030
Iet's put all
the shit behind us.
1324
01:21:14,120 --> 01:21:16,793
I would love nothing more
than to dance with you.
1325
01:21:17,320 --> 01:21:20,198
(Please, Please, Please,
Let Me Get what I want
by the Smiths playing)
1326
01:21:22,480 --> 01:21:23,799
All right.
1327
01:21:24,680 --> 01:21:28,150
That's, of course,
if it's OK with the rest
of the double helix.
1328
01:21:28,840 --> 01:21:30,068
Yes? OK.
1329
01:21:52,640 --> 01:21:55,950
You know, it's funny.
Proms always make
me a little sad.
1330
01:21:56,040 --> 01:21:57,234
They're so final,
you know?
1331
01:21:57,320 --> 01:22:00,118
Graduation,
everyone scattering,
moving on.
1332
01:22:02,320 --> 01:22:04,276
Is your girlfriend here?
1333
01:22:05,520 --> 01:22:07,397
No. No, I'm alone.
1334
01:22:09,320 --> 01:22:12,676
In fact,
we broke up last week.
1335
01:22:13,840 --> 01:22:14,989
Really?
1336
01:22:15,400 --> 01:22:17,675
That's funny
because, actually,
1337
01:22:17,760 --> 01:22:19,955
"prom" comes from
"promenade",
1338
01:22:20,080 --> 01:22:21,877
and you can't
promenade alone, can you?
1339
01:22:23,840 --> 01:22:26,035
You're amazing,
Josie Geller.
1340
01:22:56,240 --> 01:22:58,993
Have you thought about
Dartmouth any more?
1341
01:23:00,840 --> 01:23:01,875
Yes.
1342
01:23:04,800 --> 01:23:07,712
And there's something
that I wanna tell you.
1343
01:23:15,960 --> 01:23:18,030
No, no, no.
Not now, not now!
1344
01:23:22,960 --> 01:23:25,155
There's something
I wanna tell you, too.
1345
01:24:04,600 --> 01:24:06,352
No! No!
1346
01:24:16,640 --> 01:24:19,108
I knew it!
You are a loser!
1347
01:24:19,480 --> 01:24:21,311
You ruined everything!
1348
01:24:21,440 --> 01:24:24,034
You so do not
deserve to be prom queen!
1349
01:24:25,520 --> 01:24:27,556
Let me tell you something.
1350
01:24:27,800 --> 01:24:31,190
I don't care about being
your stupid prom queen.
1351
01:24:32,040 --> 01:24:33,917
I'm 25 years old!
1352
01:24:34,400 --> 01:24:37,517
I'm an undercover reporter
for the Chicago Sun-Times.
1353
01:24:37,640 --> 01:24:40,279
And I have been
beating my brains out,
1354
01:24:40,840 --> 01:24:43,035
trying to impress you people!
1355
01:24:43,840 --> 01:24:47,469
Let me tell you something,
Gibby, Kirsten, Kristin.
1356
01:24:48,200 --> 01:24:51,715
You will spend your lives
trying to keep others down
1357
01:24:51,800 --> 01:24:54,519
because it makes you
feel more important!
1358
01:24:55,720 --> 01:24:56,948
why her?
1359
01:24:57,520 --> 01:25:00,273
Let me tell you
something about this girl.
1360
01:25:00,360 --> 01:25:02,112
She is unbelievable.
1361
01:25:02,840 --> 01:25:06,469
I was new here,
and she befriended me,
no questions asked.
1362
01:25:07,360 --> 01:25:12,150
But you,
you were only my friend
after my brother Rob
1363
01:25:13,280 --> 01:25:16,192
posed as a student
and told you to like me.
1364
01:25:17,880 --> 01:25:19,359
Robby Rob?
Ew.
1365
01:25:20,200 --> 01:25:23,431
All of you people,
there is a big
world out there.
1366
01:25:23,520 --> 01:25:25,158
Bigger than prom,
1367
01:25:25,480 --> 01:25:26,833
bigger than high school,
1368
01:25:28,080 --> 01:25:31,868
and it won't matter
if you were the prom queen
1369
01:25:33,720 --> 01:25:35,517
or the quarterback
of the football team
1370
01:25:37,560 --> 01:25:40,313
or the biggest nerd
in school.
1371
01:25:42,600 --> 01:25:44,397
Find out who you are
1372
01:25:45,240 --> 01:25:47,435
and try not to
be afraid of it.
1373
01:25:48,840 --> 01:25:50,193
Excuse me.
1374
01:25:58,560 --> 01:26:02,030
whoo! whoo! Yeah!
1375
01:26:03,480 --> 01:26:05,038
wow, that was
just like Carrie.
1376
01:26:05,120 --> 01:26:07,634
I thought she was
gonna kill us all.
1377
01:26:09,360 --> 01:26:11,635
All right, you guys.
Go, Rams!
1378
01:26:12,600 --> 01:26:13,828
All right.
1379
01:26:13,920 --> 01:26:17,515
Can somebody take
the Alpo girls outside
and hose 'em off?
1380
01:26:18,440 --> 01:26:20,670
South Glen,
class of 1999,
1381
01:26:21,120 --> 01:26:23,031
are you ready to party?
1382
01:26:32,440 --> 01:26:34,670
we lost the feed.
Gus is goin' nuts.
1383
01:26:34,760 --> 01:26:36,113
He's calling
every five minutes.
1384
01:26:36,200 --> 01:26:38,077
Did you get the story?
1385
01:26:38,160 --> 01:26:39,388
No.
1386
01:26:39,480 --> 01:26:41,596
Tell me you got
something on Coulson.
1387
01:26:41,680 --> 01:26:42,715
No!
1388
01:26:51,960 --> 01:26:53,632
I'm just gonna go.
1389
01:27:04,720 --> 01:27:08,474
So... Surprise.
1390
01:27:10,880 --> 01:27:12,916
"Surprise",
you were doing
a story on me?
1391
01:27:13,040 --> 01:27:14,871
No, I couldn't.
1392
01:27:15,000 --> 01:27:18,436
I mean, "surprise",
I was hoping...
1393
01:27:18,520 --> 01:27:19,635
what?
1394
01:27:20,040 --> 01:27:22,395
what?
You were hoping what?
That I'd be happy?
1395
01:27:22,480 --> 01:27:25,313
Because suddenly
I was allowed to be
attracted to you?
1396
01:27:25,760 --> 01:27:27,352
You were attracted to me?
1397
01:27:27,440 --> 01:27:28,509
Goddamn it.
1398
01:27:28,600 --> 01:27:30,238
You set me up
for a story.
1399
01:27:30,320 --> 01:27:31,673
No, I... I...
1400
01:27:32,200 --> 01:27:33,872
Just drop the act.
1401
01:27:34,480 --> 01:27:35,515
OK?
1402
01:27:36,680 --> 01:27:39,717
I mean, every word
out of your mouth
has been a complete lie.
1403
01:27:41,360 --> 01:27:42,998
I don't know you at all.
1404
01:27:43,080 --> 01:27:45,753
Look, if we
could just spend
some time together,
1405
01:27:45,840 --> 01:27:48,070
you could
get to know me again.
1406
01:27:54,280 --> 01:27:56,396
wait, please
don't walk away.
1407
01:27:59,080 --> 01:28:01,674
I just can't look
at you the same way.
1408
01:28:20,480 --> 01:28:21,549
Rob.
1409
01:28:22,760 --> 01:28:24,352
Hey, Josie.
1410
01:28:24,440 --> 01:28:26,874
I came by to check on you.
I was worried about you.
1411
01:28:27,320 --> 01:28:28,799
Really?
1412
01:28:28,880 --> 01:28:31,075
No, not really.
1413
01:28:32,880 --> 01:28:34,233
Not really, Josie.
1414
01:28:35,400 --> 01:28:37,630
How could you
do this to me?
1415
01:28:37,720 --> 01:28:39,790
I helped you.
I got you everything
you wanted.
1416
01:28:39,880 --> 01:28:42,917
And you repay me by
blowing everything
1417
01:28:43,000 --> 01:28:45,150
two days before
the championship!
1418
01:28:45,240 --> 01:28:46,719
I wasn't even thinking.
1419
01:28:46,840 --> 01:28:48,398
No, you weren't.
1420
01:28:49,640 --> 01:28:51,949
Did it occur to you
that the only time
1421
01:28:52,040 --> 01:28:53,473
I've been happy in
the past five years
1422
01:28:53,560 --> 01:28:57,758
is when I'm playing ball,
when I'm part of a team?
1423
01:28:57,840 --> 01:29:00,195
Josie, it's not even
about playing.
1424
01:29:00,280 --> 01:29:01,793
I taught those guys things.
1425
01:29:01,880 --> 01:29:04,235
I helped 'em.
My life had meaning.
1426
01:29:04,760 --> 01:29:05,829
I...
1427
01:29:06,760 --> 01:29:08,273
Just forget about it.
1428
01:29:08,360 --> 01:29:11,352
It's over.
Back to the Tiki Post.
Totally lame.
1429
01:29:13,320 --> 01:29:15,550
"Josie Geller
Blows Her Cover."
1430
01:29:16,440 --> 01:29:18,192
And we were scooped.
1431
01:29:18,880 --> 01:29:21,030
we've got nothing. Zippo.
1432
01:29:22,760 --> 01:29:26,309
Josie,
you totally and completely
screwed both of us.
1433
01:29:28,840 --> 01:29:31,638
Maybe I could
talk to Rigfort.
1434
01:29:31,760 --> 01:29:33,352
Tell him the whole story.
1435
01:29:33,440 --> 01:29:35,715
You know,
I'll tell you a story, OK?
1436
01:29:36,640 --> 01:29:39,438
It's about this
shy copy editor
1437
01:29:39,560 --> 01:29:43,030
who makes a total mockery
of herself and her boss
1438
01:29:43,120 --> 01:29:47,033
when she completely
botches her first
assignment as a reporter.
1439
01:29:51,160 --> 01:29:53,390
we are not screwed.
1440
01:29:54,480 --> 01:29:56,311
Yes, I made a mistake.
1441
01:29:56,760 --> 01:29:58,876
But we will
have a story, OK?
1442
01:29:59,160 --> 01:30:02,789
You will have
an amazing story.
1443
01:30:09,880 --> 01:30:11,074
Please.
1444
01:30:13,000 --> 01:30:14,877
Oh, please.
Oh, please.
1445
01:30:15,120 --> 01:30:17,953
(Closer to Myself
by Kendall Payne playing)
1446
01:30:28,440 --> 01:30:30,396
Excuse me, gentlemen,
1447
01:30:30,480 --> 01:30:34,268
I suggest you cover up
what you don't want seen.
1448
01:30:34,360 --> 01:30:35,679
Thank you.
1449
01:30:41,400 --> 01:30:43,072
Coach Romano?
Yeah?
1450
01:30:43,320 --> 01:30:45,470
I'm Josie Geller
from the Chicago Sun-Times.
1451
01:30:45,560 --> 01:30:47,596
I have a favor
to ask you.
1452
01:30:47,680 --> 01:30:50,240
Do you know
the sports guy,
Jim Lakin?
1453
01:30:50,680 --> 01:30:52,352
Sure, everybody
tries to get Big Jim
1454
01:30:52,440 --> 01:30:54,670
to come watch
their games. why?
1455
01:30:55,160 --> 01:30:58,436
what if I told you
that I can guarantee you
that Big Jim
1456
01:30:58,520 --> 01:31:02,149
and every other
reporter in the area
would cover your game?
1457
01:31:03,120 --> 01:31:06,556
I'd say you
could have whatever
you wanted, young lady.
1458
01:31:08,720 --> 01:31:11,359
Someone once told me
that to write well,
1459
01:31:11,440 --> 01:31:13,715
you have to
write what you know.
1460
01:31:13,800 --> 01:31:15,472
This is what I know.
1461
01:31:15,560 --> 01:31:17,630
I am 25 years old,
1462
01:31:17,720 --> 01:31:20,280
and I have never really
kissed a guy.
1463
01:31:21,240 --> 01:31:24,232
A geek to the core,
most of my childhood
was spent
1464
01:31:24,320 --> 01:31:27,232
doing extra homework
I requested from the teacher.
1465
01:31:28,360 --> 01:31:30,157
High school was
more of the same.
1466
01:31:30,240 --> 01:31:34,631
Then, at 1 7,
it seemed as if my luck
was about to change.
1467
01:31:34,720 --> 01:31:37,553
The cutest guy asked me
to the senior prom.
1468
01:31:38,240 --> 01:31:41,391
But it turned out
he invited me
as a cruel joke,
1469
01:31:41,480 --> 01:31:43,391
and I have
never fully recovered.
1470
01:31:44,080 --> 01:31:47,390
Yes, it is embarrassing
to share this with the world.
1471
01:31:47,600 --> 01:31:49,158
But it would be
hard to explain
1472
01:31:49,240 --> 01:31:51,629
what I learned
and how I learned it
1473
01:31:51,720 --> 01:31:54,029
without sharing this
humiliating history.
1474
01:31:55,920 --> 01:31:59,071
I received an assignment,
my first as a reporter,
1475
01:31:59,560 --> 01:32:03,394
to go back
to high school and find out
about kids today.
1476
01:32:04,720 --> 01:32:07,154
what I ended up finding
was myself,
1477
01:32:07,880 --> 01:32:10,394
and that high school
hasn 't changed.
1478
01:32:11,280 --> 01:32:14,829
There's still that
one teacher who marches
to her own drummer.
1479
01:32:15,920 --> 01:32:18,036
Those girls are still there,
1480
01:32:18,120 --> 01:32:20,111
the ones that,
even as you grow up,
1481
01:32:20,200 --> 01:32:24,159
will remain
the most beautiful girls
you have ever seen close up.
1482
01:32:25,880 --> 01:32:29,714
The smart kids,
who everyone else
knew as the brains,
1483
01:32:29,840 --> 01:32:32,957
but I just knew them
as my soul mates,
1484
01:32:33,040 --> 01:32:36,032
my teachers, my friends.
1485
01:32:38,520 --> 01:32:41,080
And there's still
that one guy,
1486
01:32:41,200 --> 01:32:43,191
with his
mysterious confidence,
1487
01:32:43,280 --> 01:32:46,397
who seems so perfect
in every way.
1488
01:32:46,480 --> 01:32:49,950
The guy you get up
and go to school for
in the morning.
1489
01:32:50,480 --> 01:32:53,313
South Glen
would not have been
the same without him.
1490
01:32:53,400 --> 01:32:56,676
High school
would not have been
the same without him.
1491
01:32:57,640 --> 01:33:00,473
I would not have
been the same
without him.
1492
01:33:03,960 --> 01:33:08,272
I lived a lifetime of regret
after my first
high-school experience.
1493
01:33:08,560 --> 01:33:12,553
And now, after my second,
my regrets are down to one.
1494
01:33:13,960 --> 01:33:17,669
A certain teacher
was hurt on my path
to self-discovery,
1495
01:33:18,080 --> 01:33:21,277
and, although this article
may serve as a step,
1496
01:33:21,520 --> 01:33:24,398
it in no way makes up
for what I did to him.
1497
01:33:25,240 --> 01:33:28,437
To this man,
you know who you are,
1498
01:33:30,160 --> 01:33:31,639
I am so sorry.
1499
01:33:33,080 --> 01:33:35,196
And I would like to
add one more thing...
1500
01:33:35,280 --> 01:33:36,315
(knock on door)
1501
01:33:36,400 --> 01:33:37,753
Movers.
1502
01:33:37,880 --> 01:33:39,438
Hang on a second.
1503
01:33:39,520 --> 01:33:41,750
I think I am
in love with you.
1504
01:33:42,480 --> 01:33:44,391
And so I propose this,
1505
01:33:44,480 --> 01:33:46,072
as an ending
to this article,
1506
01:33:46,160 --> 01:33:49,311
and perhaps a beginning to
the next chapter of my life,
1507
01:33:49,400 --> 01:33:51,231
I, Josie Geller,
1508
01:33:51,320 --> 01:33:54,039
will be at the state
championship baseball game,
1509
01:33:54,120 --> 01:33:57,874
where my friends,
the South Glen Rams,
are playing for the title.
1510
01:33:57,960 --> 01:33:59,837
I will stand on
the pitcher's mound
1511
01:33:59,920 --> 01:34:02,753
for five minutes,
prior to the first pitch.
1512
01:34:03,480 --> 01:34:05,994
If this man
accepts my apology,
1513
01:34:06,560 --> 01:34:08,551
I ask him to come kiss me
1514
01:34:09,160 --> 01:34:11,071
for my first real kiss.
1515
01:34:11,720 --> 01:34:13,631
Look over here!
1516
01:34:13,720 --> 01:34:15,233
Josie! Josie!
1517
01:34:17,800 --> 01:34:19,392
Thank you all for coming.
1518
01:34:19,480 --> 01:34:20,993
(Anita) Josie!
1519
01:34:21,080 --> 01:34:24,550
Oh, my God. There's so
many people here.
1520
01:34:24,640 --> 01:34:28,110
They're behind you.
They feel like
they know you.
1521
01:34:28,720 --> 01:34:31,393
It's romantic,
and they wanna be
a part of it.
1522
01:34:31,720 --> 01:34:33,756
I'm glad that
you guys are.
1523
01:34:38,080 --> 01:34:39,433
Oh, Anita!
1524
01:34:41,520 --> 01:34:44,717
Sweet Jesus,
I had no idea there'd be
this many TV crews here.
1525
01:34:45,040 --> 01:34:46,632
You held up your
end of this bargain.
1526
01:34:46,720 --> 01:34:48,472
Now get out there
and get him!
1527
01:34:48,560 --> 01:34:49,754
(smacks)
1528
01:34:51,800 --> 01:34:53,916
(crowd) Josie!
Josie! Josie!
1529
01:34:56,040 --> 01:34:58,076
Josie! Josie!
Josie! Josie!
1530
01:35:13,600 --> 01:35:17,115
Josie! we love you!
1531
01:35:18,440 --> 01:35:19,759
Thank you.
1532
01:35:21,760 --> 01:35:24,638
May I have
five minutes on
the clock, please?
1533
01:35:34,040 --> 01:35:35,075
Hi!
1534
01:35:39,280 --> 01:35:41,430
wieners!
I got hot wieners.
1535
01:35:41,520 --> 01:35:43,078
Hi, Mr. Rigfort.
1536
01:35:43,560 --> 01:35:45,755
Get in your own row!
1537
01:35:45,840 --> 01:35:46,909
I got wieners here.
1538
01:35:47,000 --> 01:35:48,194
Give 'em to me.
1539
01:35:48,280 --> 01:35:49,838
Thank you, Gus.
1540
01:35:52,320 --> 01:35:53,833
Have a wiener.
1541
01:35:54,440 --> 01:35:55,998
I love this.
1542
01:35:56,160 --> 01:36:00,438
Sun-Times readers
out here en masse,
1543
01:36:00,520 --> 01:36:03,830
relating personally to
one of our reporters.
1544
01:36:04,360 --> 01:36:06,157
It's amazing,
isn't it?
1545
01:36:59,640 --> 01:37:01,198
Eight, seven...
1546
01:37:38,400 --> 01:37:40,038
That is so wrong.
1547
01:38:13,080 --> 01:38:14,069
wait.
1548
01:38:15,760 --> 01:38:16,795
Mr. Coulson!
1549
01:38:18,120 --> 01:38:19,439
(cheering)
1550
01:38:21,760 --> 01:38:24,228
(Don't worry, Baby
by the Beach Boys playing)
1551
01:38:48,000 --> 01:38:50,912
well, it's been
building up inside of me
1552
01:38:51,000 --> 01:38:53,798
For, oh, I don't
know how long
1553
01:38:53,880 --> 01:38:55,518
Yeah, Mr. Coulson!
1554
01:38:55,680 --> 01:38:56,749
Yeah!
1555
01:38:56,840 --> 01:38:58,910
I don't know why
But I keep thinking
1556
01:38:59,000 --> 01:39:03,312
Something's bound to go wrong
1557
01:39:03,400 --> 01:39:10,078
But she looks in my eyes
And makes me realize
1558
01:39:10,160 --> 01:39:15,280
And she says
Don't worry, Baby
1559
01:39:16,840 --> 01:39:20,628
Everything will
turn out all right
1560
01:39:21,360 --> 01:39:23,749
Don 't worry, Baby
1561
01:39:29,120 --> 01:39:30,678
Sorry I'm late.
1562
01:39:32,200 --> 01:39:34,430
It took me forever
to get here.
1563
01:39:38,840 --> 01:39:40,637
I know what you mean.
1564
01:39:44,760 --> 01:39:51,472
She makes me come alive
And makes me wanna drive
1565
01:39:51,560 --> 01:39:57,078
when she says
Don't worry, Baby
1566
01:39:58,680 --> 01:40:02,229
Everything will
turn out all right
1567
01:40:03,000 --> 01:40:05,150
Don 't worry, Baby
1568
01:40:16,920 --> 01:40:18,273
All right.
1569
01:40:19,720 --> 01:40:20,948
Attagirl.
1570
01:40:21,840 --> 01:40:24,229
All right,
let's play ball, kids!
Come on!
1571
01:40:26,680 --> 01:40:29,831
She told me
Baby, when you race today
1572
01:40:29,960 --> 01:40:34,476
Just take along
my love with you
1573
01:40:34,560 --> 01:40:37,438
And if you knew
how much I loved you
1574
01:40:37,520 --> 01:40:41,433
Baby, nothing
could go wrong with you
1575
01:40:42,280 --> 01:40:46,114
Oh, what she does to me
1576
01:40:46,200 --> 01:40:49,510
when she makes love to me
1577
01:40:51,600 --> 01:40:53,750
(Innocent Journey
by Sonichrome playing)
1578
01:40:59,040 --> 01:41:02,669
Love is an innocent,
innocent journey
1579
01:41:02,760 --> 01:41:06,469
Love is the cancer,
love ain't benign
1580
01:41:06,560 --> 01:41:09,870
Love is what keeps you
going all the time now
1581
01:41:10,000 --> 01:41:13,356
Love it, don't leave it,
don't leave it behind
1582
01:41:13,440 --> 01:41:15,476
Love is for free
1583
01:41:17,040 --> 01:41:19,315
when people like me
1584
01:41:20,920 --> 01:41:25,391
Crossing the seas,
to look for that someone
1585
01:41:27,960 --> 01:41:30,155
Love is for free
1586
01:41:31,320 --> 01:41:33,788
when people like me
1587
01:41:35,280 --> 01:41:36,918
Set their sights on you
1588
01:41:37,000 --> 01:41:38,638
I'll know what to do
1589
01:41:38,720 --> 01:41:42,429
Love is what I came for
Love is what's in store for
1590
01:41:42,520 --> 01:41:45,956
Love is an innocent,
innocent journey
1591
01:41:46,040 --> 01:41:49,476
Love is a cancer,
love ain 't benign
1592
01:41:49,560 --> 01:41:53,269
Love is what keeps you
going all the time now
1593
01:41:53,360 --> 01:41:56,750
Love it, don 't leave it,
don 't leave it behind
1594
01:42:18,440 --> 01:42:20,874
Love is for free
1595
01:42:22,080 --> 01:42:24,196
when people like me
1596
01:42:25,600 --> 01:42:30,276
Crossing the seas,
looking for that
special someone
1597
01:42:32,880 --> 01:42:35,075
Love is for free
1598
01:42:36,440 --> 01:42:38,351
I've got eyes to see
1599
01:42:40,040 --> 01:42:41,678
Looking for someone
1600
01:42:41,800 --> 01:42:43,552
Love could come along
1601
01:42:43,640 --> 01:42:45,312
Love is what
you're waiting for
1602
01:42:45,400 --> 01:42:47,436
Love is what you came for
1603
01:42:47,520 --> 01:42:50,830
Love is an innocent,
innocent journey
1604
01:42:50,920 --> 01:42:54,310
Love is the cancer,
love ain 't benign
1605
01:42:54,400 --> 01:42:58,029
Love is what keeps you
going all the time now
1606
01:42:58,120 --> 01:43:03,148
Love it, don 't leave it,
don 't leave it
1607
01:43:03,280 --> 01:43:06,909
Love it, don 't leave it,
don 't leave it behind
1608
01:43:13,760 --> 01:43:16,672
(Until You Loved Me
by the Moffatts playing)
1609
01:43:31,200 --> 01:43:33,953
Monday morning
came too soon
1610
01:43:35,800 --> 01:43:39,395
I think about you now
Layin ' in my room
1611
01:43:40,320 --> 01:43:44,711
Hearing everything you said
1612
01:43:44,800 --> 01:43:48,509
I play it back
A hundred times in my head
1613
01:43:49,360 --> 01:43:53,319
Then I slip into a dream
1614
01:43:53,400 --> 01:43:57,234
The feelin ' inside
Is ten stories high
1615
01:43:57,320 --> 01:44:01,472
Never knew what love was
Until you loved me
1616
01:44:01,560 --> 01:44:06,475
Never knew what love was
Oh, yeah
1617
01:44:06,560 --> 01:44:10,155
'Cause it feels
so good sometimes
1618
01:44:10,240 --> 01:44:15,109
Don 't you know
it feels so bad sometimes,
1619
01:44:15,200 --> 01:44:18,317
The way you loved me,
loved me
1620
01:44:19,680 --> 01:44:22,797
The way you loved me,
loved me
1621
01:44:43,960 --> 01:44:48,476
You know that I want you
1622
01:44:48,560 --> 01:44:51,757
You know that I need you
1623
01:44:51,840 --> 01:44:56,118
Never knew what love was
Until you loved me
1624
01:44:56,200 --> 01:45:00,671
Never knew what love was
Oh, yeah
1625
01:45:00,760 --> 01:45:04,673
'Cause it feels
so good sometimes
1626
01:45:04,760 --> 01:45:09,470
Don't you know
it feels so bad sometimes
1627
01:45:09,560 --> 01:45:12,597
The way you loved me,
loved me
1628
01:45:14,240 --> 01:45:17,198
The way you loved me,
loved me
1629
01:47:24,880 --> 01:47:25,869
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