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Previously on "You"...

Your old phone, which I have,

is still logged into the cloud,

and that means
I'm still logged into to you.

- I'm a poet.
- Get off the stage.

Laugh it up.

Did you move here
to be something?

I did, but it's not working out.

Do you think I'm unremarkable?

Unremarkable people don't worry

about being unremarkable.

- So good to see you, hon.
- You too, Dad.

The addict part was true
I see, but he never died.

He's here. He's alive.

Could be helpful
to write about him.

Benji was the worst
kind of poison.

The peanut allergy was real.

Guess Benji is gonna die
an honest man.

Claudia and Ron.

I gotta come home
to you bitching at...

- It's not okay to yell.
- Grown-ups do it all the time.

Grown-ups are assholes.

I told this guy, "Stay away
from my girlfriend's kid."

- He seems a little neglected.
- That's it, I...

All right, all right, all right.

This is a lovely collection.

- That's funny.
- There's a book missing.

Joe was looking at it.

I, of course, never had any
intention of keeping the book.

If Peach still has a problem,

I won't let her get
in the way of us, Beck.

I won't.

[upbeat oldies music]

♪ ♪

♪ There she goes ♪

Good morning.

This is my favorite time of day,

when it's just the two of us.

[mumbles]

♪ My lover passing by ♪

Were you watching me sleep?

♪ For she is my baby ♪

♪ She is my baby ♪

Creeper.

♪ There she goes ♪

I love our little routine.

Always the same but never stale.

- Sex...
- [moans]

- Showers, more sex.
- [moans]

Breakfast, avocado salted,
bacon crispy, every day.

♪ I love her so ♪

Your father
was never consistent,

and you're still healing
from that, with my help.

Mmm.

Uh, do you mind
if I keep working?

- I just have tons...
- Eat, work.

I'll fold the laundry.

That's right, Beck,
I even do your damn laundry.

I protect your time.

I let you focus on your work.

And guess what.

Now that I've made
our mornings sacred,

you're actually writing.

Free of distraction.

[loud clatter]
Mostly.

Hear your bitching every night!

Ron and Claudia again?

If the goddamn dishes
ever got done,

I wouldn't be
stuck doing goddamn...

[loud clatter]
You watch it!

Can't you say something?

I don't like to mess
with other people's lives.

Maybe you should?

Anyway, I gotta get to class.

The worst thing about
our mornings?

They always end.

I pass the time by counting down

to the next moment I see you.

You're teaching me
to be more patient,

and god knows I need the help
when it comes to your friends.

For some reason we share
our nights with your friends,

and appointment viewing
like "The Bachelor."

How can self-respecting
women tolerate this crap?

Sometimes, I swear, I'm the
only real feminist you know.

It's either a full Brazilian,
or like full bush,

and it's like,

"Listen, my snooch
is the third bowl of porridge.

I mean, meet me halfway lady."
It's like insane.

That's hilarious.

These girls are even
more tedious in person.

Lynn is a dark cavern
where conversations go to die.

- That's hilarious.
- What personality she has

is only activated by
low-calorie girly cocktails,

which is doubtless
why she drinks so much.

Annika's decided I'm
so amazing... which, true...

But joining Team Joe
is just the latest move

in her cold war
with queen bitch herself,

Peach goddamn Salinger.

Oh, hope you didn't start
the fun without me.

Oh, we did.

Annika, thank God for
that chest of yours,

otherwise you'd be
spilling guac all over

that Himalayan blanket
I got Beck.

So goes the endless
merry-go-round of food issues.

Peach snipes at Annika's body.

Annika rubs her assets
in Peach's face,

which as defense mechanisms go
beats the hell out of crying.

I can get you some paper towels.

- Wait up, I need a refill.
- No, no.

I got it, I'll take care of you.

No, no, it's all right,
I could use the company.

Oh, this is so much more fun
than girl's night classic.

You know, when it was
just us girls?

Peach has it out for me.

Probably shouldn't have
stolen her copy of "Oz,"

or maybe I shouldn't
have returned it.

But all that's behind me, Beck.

If I just keep being
the perfect boyfriend,

you'll realize that life
is so much healthier

away from this toxicity.

Joseph, I was thinking about
thinning out my library,

and I thought
I'd ask the expert.

What's a book like this worth?

She's still trying to build
a case that I'd be willing

to swipe the damn thing.

Well, it's printed
by Riley in Britain.

An original, a rarity.

Mm.

Guess I better act quick,
before some desperate person

tries to steal
my little beauty away.

The real tragedy would be
not appreciating what you have.

If I were you,
I'd hold on to her forever.

But what do I know?
I'm just a book store clerk.

[intense music]

I'm trying, Beck.
I am.

But your friends
bring out the worst in me.

- Scoot, scoot.
- Okay.

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And then Rastish taught me this.

[strums chord]

D minor.
Goose bumps, babe.

[bell jingles]

Hi Joe!

This place is...

musty.

Hi!
[laughs] Hi!

Annika, what brings
you to Mooney's?

Your website,

and the deep sadness it evokes.

I mean, did you do this
in MySpace?

I've been telling Joe
we need to modernize.

Joe, I have
3.6 million followers,

and I get 12k
for a selfie in glasses.

But I'm willing
to do Mooney's for free,

out of the kindness
of my big-ass heart.

- All right, let's do it.
- Yay!

If you need some authentic
Russian folk vibes, I can, uh...

Thank you, but I got this.

Smart bitches get their brains
juiced at Mooney's.

# stacked.

If you ever wonder what it
takes to become an influencer,

specifically a body-positive
Insta-celeb, be shameless.

Annika's turning her
curves into an empire,

inspiring the ladies, arousing
the gentlemen, everyone wins.

It would be genuinely empowering

if it weren't so clearly
a rebellion against

being Peach's, quote,
"Fat friend from prep school."

And what's this?

Thank you,
Annika's private Facebook.

Hello nose job.

And just like that,

I know how to repay Annika
for her kindness.

Annika, why the hell
is this not on your Insta?

Oh my god,
because it's mortifying.

I mean, I'm adorkable,
but Peach.

Phew.

Lucky she is not on Facebook.

It is cute, though.

Do you run everything
you post by Peach first?

Hell no.

You're right, screw it.

This is the ultimate throwback.

I just need a brilliant caption.

How about, "Bitches being
our most authentic selves."

Joe, it's like
you're in my brain.

No, I just know her audience.

Team Joe, one.
Peach, zero.

You'd be proud of me, Beck.
I'm a good friend.

Hi Allison,
you wanted to see me?

Guinevere, please, sit.

I understand that some things
are harder than others

to write about.

Our own families are usually
the top of the list.

- I'm glad you stuck with it.
- Thank you.

My lit agent's assistant
just got promoted,

and may be able to connect you
with some jobs for hire.

Personal essays, reviews.

- I'm in. I am so in.
- Thank you, Allison.

I'll forward
her contact info to you.

Okay.

And Beck, I was sorry to read
about your father's passing.

[mellow pop music]

♪ I still want to ♪

♪ Make this last forever ♪

Peach tried hard to get you
for a girls' night,

but you picked me.

Joe, two.
Peach, bupkis.

Whoa!

I think you might be
a little overdressed for sushi.

No, no, you're underdressed
for the celebration

I have planned.

♪ ♪

The theme of our evening
is Fitzgerald and Zelda.

Ooh.

Which one of us is Zelda?

Me, obviously.

We begin at the Palm Court,

where our literary
couple famously danced

in the plaza fountain...

Where a burger costs 30 bucks.

Shh, shh, shh, shh.

You're gonna want to be
in something a little jazzier.

[laughs]

We will be sitting
in the very both

where F. Scott
conceived of Gatsby.

That seems fake.

And then after we've snarked
about our $50 goat cheese cake,

a horse-drawn carriage

will take us to an even
more exclusive club...

No way.

Where Zelda herself
danced the night away.

[phone buzzes]

Oh, that's weird.

Annika never calls.

[buzzing continues]

Hey Annika.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's wrong?

What video?

I've got a bad feeling, Beck.

"Click on my profile."
Hmm.

I have black guys.

That's they... like, they see me,

and they're like,
"Damn, girl," you know?

Where are the white guys

that want a girl
with a big butt?

- Posted anonymously?
- Yikes.

This looks old, but casual
racism is evergreen,

and the Internet is
turning against Annika

at the speed of outrage.

Of course, I can come over.

But the timing, Beck.

A video from college, today,

in response to Annika
taking a stand against Peach?

Connect the damn dots.

- I have to go.
- Annika's having like...

- Okay, go.
- Be with your friend.

Help her push
Peach out a window.

I'll text you tomorrow.

I made a mistake,

underestimated Peach,
her cruelty.

Today it's Annika.
Tomorrow it could be you.

Us.

Beck, I may never be able
to prove your best friend

is capable of destroying you
with a flick of her wrist,

but that won't stop me
from trying.

I'm sorry
I'll miss you this morning,

but this is what it's come to.

I'm running.
I'm a runner now.

Until yesterday I put all
my effort into avoiding Peach.

But you know what they say,

"Keep your friends close,
and your enemies..."

Keep losing your enemies,

because you're so
goddamn out of shape.

Why does my kidney hurt?
This is torture.

But I have to know
what we're up against.

I need to get into her head.

So exhibit A,

Peach starts every day
by punishing her own body.

Sadomasochist? Orthorexic?
Jury's still out.

Exhibit B,
Peach is loathed at work.

Jaden, the Jacobsen chairs
you ordered are knockoffs,

and the specs on
the Vanderbilt townhouse

were supposed to be
at my office by seven A.M.

It's 6:50.

- Entitled? Nepotized?
- We're getting warmer.

She doesn't go anywhere
without that laptop.

If only I could see inside.

Exhibit C in our tour
of Peach's psyche,

gauche, demented.

If this is the fruit
of Peach's imagination,

there's no telling what
horrors she's capable of.

Well, at least
I have your old phone,

so I sometimes get
a little warning

before miss
congeniality appears.

[bell jingles]

Hey. Is Joseph here?

Yeah, he's, uh,
somewhere working.

Morning Joseph!

Anyways, what's the big news?

Okay, so I don't want to be
tacky and steal the spotlight

from Annika's
meltdown last night,

but, um, my professor is
hooking me up with an agent.

Beck!

That's amazing
and surprising, but...

Shit!
I'm so mad at myself.

What do you mean?

You know, with my family
and everything,

I have agency connections,

so I was gonna call
a friend, Roger Stevens.

Roger Stevens?

Doesn't he rep, like,
famous writers?

You mean like, Pulitzer winners,

Booker Prize finalists,

67% of the Time's
Best Sellers list?

Yeah, Beck,
I'd say Roger Stevens

has repped some famous writers,

which, no offense,
begs the question,

why would he be interested
in an MFA student?

You can write for magazines,
totally, you know?

That's legit, honest work.
Like, what Annika does.

But Roger doesn't
sell articles, you know?

He represents real authors.

So it just depends on
who you want to be.

I mean, if you can introduce us.

Happy to, yeah.

He and I know each other
from when he was a counselor

at my Jew camp, so...

You know what?

Joseph!

Joseph!
Joseph?

I didn't know you were
here, Peach, hey.

We are gonna need you
to shut this place down

tomorrow night
for a private party.

You know, it's perfect.

Roger is obsessed with
the sad and gritty New York.

I'll take care of everything,
if you can just,

you know, clean up a little.

- You're amazing. Thank you.
- Of course.

You don't owe me anything, okay?

Happy to.

Oh, but you do, Beck.

But what am I supposed to do,

root for your failure?

That's not love.
It's not me.

"Wuthering Heights," huh?

It's a near perfect cover

for "Juvenilia: The Prosecution
of Minors in New York State."

[somber music]

♪ ♪

I hear what goes on
when Ron gets drunk.

I get it.

You want options,
legally defensible options.

Maybe you're trying to
figure out what would happen

if you took a swing at Ron?

Put yourself between him
and your mom?

Well, screw the book, I can
tell you what will happen.

Best case, you hurt him.

Worst case, he hurts you back.

Someone at school
will see what he did to you.

Next thing you know,
CPS is at your door,

you have 30 minutes
to pack a bag.

Your mom loses custody.

You get punted from group home
to group home to group home,

until you're 18,
or you get fed up

and see if you can hack it
on the streets.

Maybe you can do that.
I couldn't.

♪ ♪

Read this, instead.
"The Count of Monte Cristo."

It's another Dumas, and we'll
talk when you're done.

What's it about?

Revenge, but more importantly,

living with the enemy.

♪ ♪

♪ Just clap your hands now ♪

♪ Never did I ever ♪

♪ Mean to make a mess ♪

So he gives the Pulitzer
back, and he's like,

"I'll have to trust you,

I wrote the whole thing
on acid."

Hi.

I thought you said
this would be casual?

- Oh.
- Come on, I'll introduce you.

Wait, I need to get
a drink first.

Don't be nervous.

Just be yourself.

I can't be myself.

I mean, the only reason
an agent like Roger Stevens

would even be interested in me
are my stupid essays

about my stupid dead dad,
who is very much alive.

Okay, so don't be yourself,
be more interesting.

You know, half the authors
you've ever read

made up personas.

You know the Fitzgerald
and the fountain story

is tourism-fueled bullshit,

so give this guy
a version of Beck,

birthed by the same formidable,

creative mind
that put those words to paper.

Fitzgerald.

And Zelda.

♪ Just clap your hands now ♪

Oh, Roger,
this is Guinevere Beck,

the writer I was
telling you about.

Guinevere, my lady, I love it.

It's so old-fashioned, mwah.

- Just call me Beck.
- A lady, I am not.

Well, I am going to go check
on the pear water.

Be back.

So, how long have
you known Peach?

- Since her Adderall days.
- You?

Uh, you know, since
I started selling her Adderall.

Ah.

- Hard not to stare, right?
- Roger keeps it tight.

I guess the book business isn't
always so pale and flaccid.

Did Beck tell you
I started jogging?

Fun.

Runner's high
is better than sex,

and for some may last longer.

Touché, bitch.

Honestly, I'm starting
to think people who run

just hate themselves.

No, it's all about
the music, Joseph.

Find the right song, and the
whole thing becomes effortless.

Like Roger and Beck.

[chuckles]

Can I be honest?

She's lucky she has me.

Beck rarely knows
what's best for her.

I couldn't agree more.

[tense music]

♪ ♪

Of course, password protected.

It's too risky.
Peach is already paranoid.

♪ ♪

So, these are the humans that
made a creature like Peach.

God forbid a hair's out of place

for the country club crowd.

Bingo, diary.

Food diary.

Christ, is there no end
to the neurosis?

Hello. How old were you
when this was taken, Beck?

And what is Peach doing with it?

♪ ♪

Hello, Joe.

Sorry I'm so wet.

[groans softly, exhales]

♪ Come on baby ♪

♪ If you feel this way
all around ♪

- Your friend is feisty.
- Can she write?

There's potential.

She's not quite there,
yet, though.

MFA programs are such a scam.

Want me to give your friend
some advice?

If she wants to be a real
writer, she should drop out.

I'm working on it.

Just, you know,
be gentle turning her down.

It sucks to be right, Beck.

Peach is trying
to sabotage your career,

and I have to know why.

[tense music]

♪ ♪

Password.
123456.

Babygirl.

Babygirl, really?

In any case, I doubt
Peach is that stupid,

so I'm outsourcing to someone
who's known her longer.

Hey Annika, how you holding up?

Well, I lost all my sponsors,

'cause they're all
a bunch of pussies,

a third of
my Instagram followers,

and the only person who tweeted
in my defense was a Kardashian,

so, I mean, honestly, where
is the witch hunt for the guy

who saw blackout drunk girl

and decided to whip
out his camera?

- Where's Beck?
- At my place.

She's revising
one of her pieces.

She's been slammed.

Not too busy to party
with Peach though,

but hey, that's Peach.

Beck's her favorite puppy.

Puppy?

She treats her
like a pet, right?

Every day, it's just like,
"Beck-alicious this,"

and, "Beck-alicious that."

And you know
Beck secretly loves it.

The two of them
are so co-dependent.

I'm sorry, I know
she's your girlfriend.

You know, in Beck's defense,
she really is writing.

I'm pushing her
to make her deadlines.

Well, aren't
you boyfriend of the year?

- I try.
- Yeah.

Hey, did Peach ever
have any real pets?

Lame segue.
I need the password.

Um, Dalloway.

Dalloway?

Yeah, a purebred
Bichon Frise, obviously.

Yeah, Peach was, like,
devastated when she ran away.

I'm sorry, I just need
to work through this out loud.

It's like,
you know who gets away

with a self-deprecating joke
that's a little risqué?

And by risqué, she means racist.

The fat girl.

Everybody laughs,
because she is harmless,

and drunk, and funny,
but like in a fat way.

But you know who gets crucified
for that same, risqué joke?

Again, to be clear, racist.

The former fat girl
who is actually just

embracing her body.

I mean, girls won't
let girls just be.

[phone buzzes]

- Thank god.
- This was a huge mistake.

Sorry, it's Beck.

Hey, what's up?

So, um, Peach is here.

As in here, in your apartment.

Something about a stolen laptop.

Why don't you just save us
all the embarrassment

and tell me where it is?

Is it in the kitchen?
Is it under the sofa?

Some little hidey hole
where you squirrel away

- all your stolen goods?
- Stolen goods?

Okay, slow down, I don't know
what you're talking about.

Yes, you do. Last night
you left halfway through.

- Where did you go, Joseph?
- Probably to take a piss.

Peach, believe it or not,
I can afford my own computer.

- Beck, help me out.
- I don't know.

What do you mean you don't know?

- I don't know.
- I mean, of course you didn't...

I just... please, don't put me
in the middle of this.

Okay, Peach,
if your laptop is stolen,

I believe you,
but the people at the party

weren't exactly strapped
for cash, so I don't know.

I mean, is there,
like, some other,

more personal reason
someone would mess with you?

Oh, my God, Peach. Weren't
you just saying last week

that you were feeling
unsafe in your own home?

Whoa.

I mean, you run out
in the open every morning.

You're very pretty,
you're a Salinger.

What if someone's
creeping on you?

It wouldn't be the first time.

It wouldn't?

Hallelujah.

Let's just say that James
Franco and I didn't end well.

We should call the police.

And what are they gonna do?

Interrogate every single
one of Peach's friends?

Good luck convincing them
it's not just misplaced.

I'm sorry, I have to ask,

have you tried
"Find My Computer" yet?

It's just this little GPS...

I don't need you to mansplain
"Find My Computer."

- I know how to do it.
- All right.

[beeping]

Peach, isn't that your place?

She didn't really think
I'd be dumb enough

to bring her laptop
here, did she?

Classy apology.

Joe, stop it.

- Stop what?
- That was some bullshit, Beck.

And you didn't exactly
rush to my defense.

What was I supposed to do?

You two are always sniping
at each other.

And breaking into
each other's places,

but that's not the point.

She has it out for me
from the first day we met.

- No she hasn't.
- Are you blind?

Maybe you can't see it, but
Peach is next level vindictive.

You know what,
if you hate my friends so much,

why do you hang out with them?

Because you force me to.

If I didn't, I wouldn't see you.

You know what,
I don't have time for this.

I was supposed to send
my pages to Roger Stevens,

like, an hour ago.

He doesn't care, he doesn't
care, he doesn't care.

He doesn't care!

He's never going to sign you.

Peach is setting you up to fail.

I heard them talking
at the party.

Roger thinks MFAs are a waste
time, and Peach said herself

she thinks that
you are not ready.

I'm sorry,
I know the truth hurts,

but I have to set you free.

You are an asshole.

You know, if you don't
believe in me, just say so.

Don't come up with some
bullshit conspiracy theory.

No, Beck. Wait, no,
I'm telling the truth.

You're allowed to be
jealous of Roger.

I get it, you're a guy, boo-hoo.

He's young and successful.

- No, that's not...
- No, no, no, no, no.

I don't care. The last thing
I would've expected you to be

was unsupportive.

[tense music]

Our first fight.

It was worse than
I could have imagined,

and it's all thanks to Peach.

I want to punish her
for coming between us,

but I can't.
I'm not that guy.

I'm an understanding,
supportive boyfriend.

I'm barely clever enough
to have gotten away with this.

The last piece
of the Peach puzzle,

proof that she has it out
for you.

Here we go.

Dalloway.

God, even the dog
is pretentious.

Thanks for nothing, Annika.

"Beck-alicious this
and Beck-alicious that."

There's no way this works,

but also, please work.

Okay.
Officially skeeved.

Not sure what I'm looking for,

but I'll know it when I...

Oh, GB.

Guinevere Beck?

The hell?

Is this blackmail?

No, there's too much of this,
going too far back.

I know what it's like to be
in love with you, Beck.

This is not
what love looks like.

This isn't how love behaves.

This is the work of a sick mind.

Let's call it what it is,
perversion.

Now I understand why Peach
is setting you up for failure.

She's not threatened by you.
She's obsessed with you.

Oh! You know I love you
forever, right?

She wants to watch you,
have you, control you,

like she controls
every other piece of her life.

She wants you all to herself.

Mwah!

Beck, you've got a stalker.

Stop me if you've heard
this one before.

A girl grows up in a strict,
old money family,

where any deviations
from tradition are punished.

Two choices, be like them,
or be excommunicated.

No love, no money.

At some point
she makes a friend.

That's you, Beck.

She develops a harmless crush,
and it's 2018.

So who gives a shit
if she's gay, or bi, or pan,

or just a mortal in the presence

of your dangerous
and exceptional pheromones?

I'll tell you, who.

Her family, and she knows it,

so she takes her normal
healthy feelings

and crushes them, nurses them
in a dark, secret place

for years until they mutate

into an obsession, a sickness,

and now your best friend
is a stalker and a sociopath,

and... oh God, a liar.

Runner's high is a myth.

Why the hell did
I take up jogging again?

I'm in hell, Beck.

Even if I could share the
proof, you'd never believe me,

and now you're not
even talking to me,

which means, you're in trouble.

Look at you,
like a little literary hooker.

Get in.

Hey.

Oh.

I so appreciate
you reading my stuff.

Thank you
for being down to ride.

I've got this Met benefit
lunch downtown this afternoon.

I figured you and I could
just bang it out.

Hey, office hours are
better without the office.

Well said.

Hey, speaking of, these essays?
These poems?

Loved, loved, loved every page.

Oh, my God, really?

Fathers are the worst.

It's like their job
is to mess us up.

What if we all just had
two moms, right?

There'd be no wars, none.

Oh, I know, right?

Okay.

I'm gonna be real with you.

I think some of your stuff
is problematic.

Wait, what do you mean?

Addiction is a disease,

and you want to put
your dead dad on trial

for being a victim?

I think the one
you're talking about,

it's... it's meant
to be about forgiveness.

[laughs]

Ah, I'm sorry, that is my bad.

I skimmed.

[both chuckle]

So what's your thing?

Like, is it like daddy
like daughter?

Ouch! Shit.

- What the hell?
- What are you doing?

Will you relax?

Here, take one of these.

- No, I don't...
- I don't take anything.

Jesus, no wonder I couldn't
get through your stuff.

Peach was right,
you have a lot to learn.

Do you think sobriety created
Joyce Carol Oates, sweetheart?

You have a problem.

Well, you're a judgy
little bitch.

Could you pull over?

This book is crap.

He waits 24 years
to get justice?

What kind of message is that?

A smart one,
it's all about the long game.

My mom needs help now.

Sometimes putting yourself
between two people

is a surefire way
to make things worse.

I promise you, we're
not going to let anything

happen to you or your mom.

It's too late.

[somber music]

♪ ♪

Beck-ish, I got your SOS.

Oh, sweetie, what's wrong?
Come here.

- You set me up.
- Excuse me?

Your friend, Roger Stevens,
was an asshole and a freak.

He doesn't want to sign me.
He never wanted to sign me.

This whole thing was
just designed to humiliate me.

Okay, calm down
and tell me what happened.

- He didn't even read my stuff.
- He was a rude, entitled douche,

who only wanted
to get high and...

I wish I was exaggerating...
Bang me in a limo.

God, and you sent me there!

I had no idea
that he was using again.

I mean, he's been clean
since 9/11.

Beck, when it happened,
he was in an airport.

- I don't give a shit!
- You threw me under the bus.

"She's got a lot to learn?"

Go to hell.
Joe was right.

You live to cut down
your friends.

Hey, I don't know what
your boyfriend told you...

- Don't lie to me, Peach.
- I'm not stupid, I'm not Annika.

Oh, come on, Annika
may not remember the night

she went on that rant, but I do.

Junior year, Marcy House.

I was there.
We were both there.

Are you accusing me
of sabotaging Annika?

And me, and anyone else
who edges into your spotlight.

You would rather pick apart
your friends than maybe admit

that you're not being your
most amazing self right now.

It is exhausting
being your friend.

I don't know what to say.

I mean, it was a favor, Beck,

and I don't need to love
your self-absorbed poetry

in order to be kind to you.

Where are you going?

Beck!

Beck?

Come back!

[Robot Koch's "Nitesky"]

♪ ♪

♪ No one knows ♪

♪ What it's like ♪

[knocking]

♪ You and me ♪

♪ ♪

♪ You and I ♪

♪ Underneath ♪

Can I come in?

♪ The night sky ♪

♪ You and me ♪

♪ You and I ♪

♪ ♪

[sighs]

I owe you an apology.

You were right.

About Peach's douche bag agent,

about Peach.

I told you so, I told you so.

I'm so sorry.

How do you see things
so clearly?

I mean, things I can't
even see for myself?

Oh, you must hate me.

- Are you kidding?
- I loathe you.

Get out of here,
you trash goblin!

[laughs] Whatever.

This place is a dump.

Oh, is it honesty o'clock?

Because I've been saving up

some intense
constructive criticism.

No, no, no, no,
I can't handle it.

Back to secrets and lies,
please.

♪ It'll come
right back to you ♪

[phone buzzes]

- Oh, ignore that.
- You think?

[phone buzzes]

I'm sorry, this is
gonna keep happening.

She needs to get
the message now.

You need to stop calling me.

Peach?

I just wanted to say
you're right.

I'm a bitch.
I'm sorry.

- Peach?
- What's going on.

Nothing, I just...

took some pills.

Which pills?

All of them.

[tense music]

Peach?

♪ ♪

Oh, no.

Joe, I need towels and...

And there's a Naloxone
spray in the guest bathroom.

- Which one is that?
- It's downstairs.

[tense music]

♪ ♪

That's good, get it all out.

Where's, uh...
Where's the nasal spray?

Oh, shit, it must have
come out in the hallway.

It's fine, it's fine,
I'll get it.

- You sure?
- Yeah.

♪ ♪

- No way.
- Peach logged her own suicide?

200 milligrams Ibuprofen,
15 milligrams Wellbutrin.

There isn't enough in her system

for a light buzz,
let alone an OD.

I see you spying, Joseph.

You can't prove
I wrote it all down.

Jesus, Beck.

This whole thing is an act.

A trap.
Tell me you see it.

I'll call the hospital.

No, they'll put
a 72-hour hold on me.

I'll be committed.

Exactly.

Beck, if this is real,
she needs to go to a hospital.

If this is real?

Did you even try
to find the Naloxone?

Joseph.

Joe, will you wait outside?

Yeah.

Thank you for saving me.

Joe does have a point.

You should get a check-up.

What if instead
you just stay the night,

just in case anything happens.

Whatever you need.

Beck, what I said
about her faking it...

- Oh, please, Joe, stop.
- She could have died.

We're not that lucky.

You two had one fight.

She tries to off herself
like that?

It doesn't add up.

This isn't the first time

Peach has tried to kill herself.

You're kidding.

I've talked her off
of a ledge more times

than I can count.

So when she needs me,
she really needs me.

[somber music]

♪ ♪

I understand.

I understand that I'm too late.

There's too much history.

I understand, without
a shadow of a doubt,

Peach wins.

♪ ♪

How is a normal guy
supposed to compete

with a rich, unstable stalker,

who would rather fake
her own suicide

than be apart from you?

Your whole life is braided
with Peach's, inseparable,

now and forever,
until she drags you

into her own personal
Grey Gardens.

Right now she's probably
sinking her claws deeper.

♪ ♪

[loud clatter]

- You can't do anything!
- Are you listening to me?

You think wrecking this place
is going to solve our problems?

Are you high again?

[shouting continues
indistinctly]

♪ ♪

Another person I failed to help.

I thought I could
better myself for you.

I couldn't.

♪ When you make
your mistakes ♪

♪ Oh the hunter you see ♪

I tried to be
the perfect boyfriend,

the perfect friend
to your friends,

and it wasn't enough,
so to hell with it.

It's freeing, in a way,

to know so definitively
where I stand,

where you stand,

to know for certain what
I have to do to protect you.

And just like that
everything clicks into place.

My feet, runner's high,
it is pretty great,

and I remember this is
why I took up jogging.

♪ For the hunter he seeks ♪

♪ With his devilish pride... ♪

[tense music]

♪ ♪

- Uh oh.
- She's dead.

Of course she's dead, she fell.

That's right, she fell.

An accident.

Happens all the time,
she was running and she fell

into a rock,
over and over again.

Okay, let's be real,
she was attacked.

Someone attacked her,

but maybe they had
a good reason, right?

You ever think
of that, detective?

Shit! Detectives are real,
and DNA is a thing,

and I just hit
the girl with a rock.

God, the sound,
I would never hurt a woman.

But she, she was at a
dangerous, flesh-hungry harpy.

She forced my hand.

That's on her and her family
for screwing her up.

I had to, Beck.
I had to.

I knew you'd never forgive me,
but she gave me no choice.

I'm not a bad person.
She was going to ruin you.

But you're safe now,
thanks to me.

I just want you
to live your best life.

It's brave, what I do for you.
It's not easy, it's hard.

Sometimes it makes me sick.
I'm brave.

How many guys are
willing to do anything

for the person they love?

Honestly, Beck,
you're lucky to have me.

[tense music]

It's over.
What's done is done,

and now there's nothing
standing between me and... Paco.

Paco, what did you do?

I couldn't take another night.

I didn't know how many sleeping
pills would knock him out.

Well, Beck,
you asked me to help Paco,

but turns out you're
going to save him because

it's thanks to you that
I know exactly what to do.

We need towels, and does
your mom have any Naloxone?

It would be in the bathroom
cabinet, a nasal spray, fast.

Do I call 911?

No, not if you want
to see your mother again.

[tense music]

♪ ♪

[retching, coughing]

You freak. You freak.

♪ ♪

[door slams]

The universe has a funny way
of keeping us humble.

That beating was karmic,
I know it.

[phone buzzes]

I did a bad thing today,
but for a good reason,

and if there's
any justice in the world

you are the reward
for all my suffering.

Hey you.

Oh, Joe, thank God.

Peach was attacked in Central
Park in broad daylight.

I'm headed to the ER now.

She's alive?