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*THE SIMPSONS*
Season 03 Episode 02
Episode Title: "Heartbreak Hotel"
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One month ago,
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12 couples arrived
on this tropical island.
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After an emergency balloon landing,
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a jellyfish explosion
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and the most-viewed
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cantaloupe catapult
accident of all time,
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just four couples remain.
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I'm Tag Tuckerbag,
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and this is
the greatest adventure
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to take place
in just one place.
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- The Amazing Place!
- The Amazing Place!
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The Place Show.
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The final challenge
is the Lily Pad Leap.
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They haven't done the LP Leap
since season 22,
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"Beauty versus Sexy."
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Kayla, don't step on the stem.
You'll flip the pad.
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You should know that.
You're a life coach.
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- They flipped the pad!
- They flipped the pad.
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What a noob.
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Hector and Audrey Chang,
you have won
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The Amazing Place!
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- Called it.
- Mom, you always call the winner.
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How do you know?
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Well, your father may
have Moe's and football,
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but I have being
by myself and this show.
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Do you like
adventure, bandanas
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and having your friends
see you melt down on TV?
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We want you for season 48of The Amazing Place.
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Why don't you guys
try out for that show?
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You would dominate.
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Oh, no, I couldn't.
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You know what
they say: you don't fail
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at 100% of the shots
you don't take.
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But you've watched
every episode of the show
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and listened to
the director commentaries.
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You even made us play
the terrible home game.
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- Come on, Mom.
- Just try out.
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- Come on, try out.
- Come on.
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Come on, try out.
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- Try out.
- Try out, Mom.
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- Try out!
- Try out!
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- Come on, just do it, Mom!
- Come on!
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Try out!
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- Come on.
- Mom.
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- Just try out.
- Why don't you try out?
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- Just try out.
- Come on, do it.
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I'm not trying out,
so just can it.
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I said "can it"
to my own children.
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What have I become?
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Baby, you've got to tell them sometime.
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Tell us what?
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We know all the family secrets.
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Like that Dad lost
our college funds
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investing in a chain of
chewing tobacco cafes.
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Dippin' Dens was a great idea.
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We just weren't prepared
for all the spitting.
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Well, I might as well
come clean.
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The real tragedy is now
Chaw House owns
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the entire casual chewing market.
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The truth is,
we have tried out.
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Dozens of times.
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Why should you pick usto be on The Amazing Place?
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Because we're best friends
who never bicker.
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Wee constantly at
each other's throats.
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We're motorcycle bikers.
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That's our persona.
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We have no idea
what you want.
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Just please
pick us.
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Why are you still doing this?
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We were already
on that show
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where we had to crawl
into a drainage ditch.
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That was just you,
and it wasn't a show.
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It was a police bodycam.
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That was a good show.
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After 46 rejections,
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I can take a hint.
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They don't want us.
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You know, reality shows
love a sob story,
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and we've got a storage
bin full of tears.
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And I've got a sister
who will edit them together
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while I feed the dog
marshmallows
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and see what happens.
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Ow!
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Oh, we're not here
to make friends.
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Unless I meet some
awesome guy
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who-who wants to be my friend.
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Yeah, I met this really
cool guy at the boba place,
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but he said he was moving
to Hong Kong and, uh,
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he didn't know
his number yet.
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Every reality show needs
that crazy, no-limits guy
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that just shatters
society's taboos, right?
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Well, break out
your pixelation machine,
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because I am
your bug-eating nude fatso.
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Oh, also, I'm not here to make friends.
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Oh, my God,
married kids?
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You're in the show.
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- Ew, no.
- We're here on behalf
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of some different weirdos.
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Our parents have tried
out for every season
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of The Amazing Place.
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My dad would even
record my mom
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opening your letters
in case they got picked.
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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So think what a magical
TV moment it would be
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for our mom to find out
she made it on the show.
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After losing all hope.
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When she didn't even
know she applied.
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The ultimate superfan
gets one last chance
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to make her dreams come true.
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I don't know, it sounds
a little manipulative.
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You're fired.
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I think we just found
our Boston Rob.
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Or your Springfield Clancy.
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Huh? Huh?
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Electric bill, past due,
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Website renewal
"DippinDens.com."
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What's this?
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"Congratulations,
Marge and Homer Simpson.
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You have been selected
to compete on..."
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The Amazing Place!
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Tag Tuckerbag?
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Tag Buggernut?
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This is it.
After years of rejection,
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you two will finally compete
for a million dollars
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on The Amazing Place.
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But we didn't even
try out.
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I edited together your old auditions.
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And I gave notes
which were ignored.
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My crazy dream
is coming true.
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After you sign the amazing waivers.
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So many ways to die.
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Falling off rocks,
rocks falling on me.
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Toxoplasmosis?
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That's what ate
Handsome Tom's face.
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Just call me
Handsome Homer.
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- Bye, Mom!
- Don't get toxoplasmosis!
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Welcome to The Amazing Place.
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You're about to embark on a
test of mental toughness,
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physical strength and interviews
where you have to pretend
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that you're
in the middle of a challenge
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when it's already over.
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But first, let's kick things off
with a romantic beachside luau
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at Lover's Lagoon.
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Right after your first challenge.
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We took one item from
every person's bag
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and hid it in another
contestant's luggage.
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Everyone, find their
Suitcase Stowaway now.
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It's the ultimate Tarmac
Unpack Attack.
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Okay, Suitcase Stowaway.
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They've done this
three times before.
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Here's the secret: dump and dig.
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I found my stowaway.
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Great. Go through my other bag.
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Okay, Homie, don't panic.
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The secret is to just
take your time, and...
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I'm sorry, Homer and
Marge, you've been...
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- Don't say it.
- Shell-iminated.
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No, no. No, no, no.
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We can't be the first couple
kicked off.
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That's the ultimate humiliation.
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I never even put on a swimsuit.
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I never got to see the lagoon.
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I'm crying, and no one's
even filming me.
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We didn't even make it off
the tarmac.
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All because of
my screwup.
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I guess we're going home.
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No, you're going there.
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Huh?
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A hotel?
But we lost.
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If we let you go home
now, fans would know
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you've been kicked off
before the season airs.
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So ejected contestants
must stay at this hotel
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until every episode is
finished taping.
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So we can't go home
for a month?
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Six weeks, counting post.
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I don't know
what post is.
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Hey, save some of those
tears for the reunion show.
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You'll just put us in the back
row and won't ask any questions.
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We won't even get to hug
the winner.
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Yeah, but the runner-up's
always wandering around
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looking for someone to hug.
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That's your play.
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How could I be
such a noob?
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I could learn to love
a noob, given time.
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I already miss the kids.
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Well, there's got to be
a way we can call home
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without getting in trouble.
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If you say anything
that reveals or implies
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that you have been ejected
from The Amazing Place,
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you are subject to a fine
of up to a million dollars
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and, for residents of Georgia,
the death penalty.
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Kids, kids, how are you?
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Lisa said I can't use the bubble bath,
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but you said you bought
it for everybody.
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Forget the bubble bath.
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How's the show?
Are you winning?
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Um, I'm not supposed to say.
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That means you're dominating.
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I knew it!
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No, no, we're not dominating.
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I didn't reveal or imply that.
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Well, you can't have
gotten kicked off yet.
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You just got there.
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Mmm...
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"Your mother and I are excited
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to be part of the Amazing Place family.
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All further inquiries should
be submitted in writing
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to Don DiBusco Productions,
Burbank, California."
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What the hell are you talking about?
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This conversation is hereby terminated.
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You are each entitled to
one capful of bubble bath.
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Now, that's parenting.
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Come on, baby, it's not so bad.
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Really?
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Six weeks away from the kids,
Grampa, my sisters, your job.
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With nothing to do but
eat free room service
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and watch dopey movies on
demand while they keep us quiet
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with an endless
supply of free booze.
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It's a nightmare.
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It is. It truly is.
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♪ I was up late night ballin' ♪
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♪ Countin' up hundreds by the thousand ♪
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♪ I was up late night ballin' ♪
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♪ Countin' up hundreds
by the thousand. ♪
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You see, Curtis,
you never really
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get an episode of SportsCenter
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until you've seen it
for the third time.
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Can I freshen up that
appetizer platter for you?
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Nah, I better go check in
on my wife.
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She's having a hard time
adjusting to hotel living.
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Just let me clean.
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Sweetie, I'm worried about you.
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You just sit around all day changing
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the combination on the room safe.
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Do you want to put something
in the room safe?
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I don't deserve valuables.
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It's my fault we're stuck here.
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All I deserve
is to sit alone
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and watch the TV channel
that's about the hotel.
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Forgot your toothbrush?
No problem.
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Sundries gift shop has all the
toiletries every traveler needs.
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Sundries is awesome.
I got this shirt there.
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Look, I know you're miserable,
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but let me show you
how great this place can be.
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It's just a stupid chain hotel.
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Darling, take my hand, and
you'll see it's so much more.
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♪ Well, since you blew the challenge ♪
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♪ And we're not allowed to tell ♪
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♪ We're getting
all expenses paid at ♪
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♪ Airport Hotel ♪
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♪ The pillow's so foamy, baby ♪
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00:11:29,006 --> 00:11:30,852
♪ Order food on the phone-y ♪
256
00:11:30,929 --> 00:11:33,050
♪ We'll eat Toblerone-y,
257
00:11:33,127 --> 00:11:35,244
so don't cry ♪
258
00:11:35,546 --> 00:11:38,117
♪ For breakfast they have bagels ♪
259
00:11:38,194 --> 00:11:40,295
♪ Cream cheese but no lox ♪
260
00:11:40,372 --> 00:11:45,145
♪ A mini pack of cereal,
make a bowl out of the box ♪
261
00:11:45,222 --> 00:11:47,502
♪ The pool's so chlorine-y, baby ♪
262
00:11:47,579 --> 00:11:49,354
♪ The towel's so teeny ♪
263
00:11:49,431 --> 00:11:53,846
♪ No lifeguard to be seen-y,
we could die ♪
264
00:11:54,210 --> 00:11:56,490
♪ No job, no kids, no Flanders ♪
265
00:11:56,567 --> 00:11:58,559
♪ Choice of bar soap or bath gel ♪
266
00:11:58,636 --> 00:12:00,248
♪ Small ketchup's friends ♪
267
00:12:00,325 --> 00:12:01,918
♪ With tiny mustard ♪
268
00:12:01,995 --> 00:12:04,041
♪ Airport Hotel ♪
269
00:12:04,405 --> 00:12:07,856
♪ Now that I've shown you,
baby, they'll leave us alone ♪
270
00:12:07,933 --> 00:12:10,785
♪ Yeah, baby,
toilet's got a phone, yeah ♪
271
00:12:10,862 --> 00:12:12,780
♪ Don't know why. ♪
272
00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:17,962
Might the lady
enjoy a movie
273
00:12:18,039 --> 00:12:21,328
whose title doesn't appear
on the bill?
274
00:12:29,801 --> 00:12:32,592
Maybe being trapped here isn't
so bad.
275
00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:35,450
I'm not even worried about
what the kids are up to.
276
00:12:35,527 --> 00:12:39,667
- Come on, dig. Dig.
- We're hot.
277
00:12:39,744 --> 00:12:42,136
You can go for a nice, cool swim
278
00:12:42,213 --> 00:12:44,071
after you finish digging
my pool.
279
00:12:44,148 --> 00:12:46,611
I'm telling Patty and
Selma what you're doing.
280
00:12:46,688 --> 00:12:48,426
What? We want a pool.
281
00:12:48,503 --> 00:12:50,619
I just got my first wax
in years.
282
00:12:50,696 --> 00:12:53,601
Hurt so much they had
to give me an epidural.
283
00:12:57,325 --> 00:12:58,959
Haw-haw!
284
00:13:00,164 --> 00:13:02,978
The fitness center only
had an old NordicTrack,
285
00:13:03,055 --> 00:13:04,937
but it felt good to work out.
286
00:13:05,014 --> 00:13:07,911
I sat on a yoga ball and
drank cucumber water.
287
00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:10,243
It's nice to know
I can still do that.
288
00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:12,199
Mm, maybe we should peek in.
289
00:13:12,276 --> 00:13:15,434
I am kind of curious to see
what's going on in the show.
290
00:13:15,511 --> 00:13:17,459
Really? You sure
you can handle it?
291
00:13:17,536 --> 00:13:18,632
Oh, yeah.
292
00:13:18,709 --> 00:13:23,051
I'm still in a great mood after
reading that free USA Today.
293
00:13:24,823 --> 00:13:27,748
Look, they're
editing our episode.
294
00:13:27,825 --> 00:13:30,836
There I am, looking for
that Suitcase Stowaway.
295
00:13:30,913 --> 00:13:33,340
I never found it, did I?
296
00:13:33,417 --> 00:13:35,944
Great. Go through my other bag.
297
00:13:36,021 --> 00:13:39,593
Hey, that's
me looking for that thing.
298
00:13:39,670 --> 00:13:42,329
Okay. Marge's vitamins, Marge's pajamas,
299
00:13:42,406 --> 00:13:44,019
Marge's giant chocolate bar.
300
00:13:44,096 --> 00:13:47,141
I didn't pack
a giant chocolate bar.
301
00:13:48,793 --> 00:13:50,273
What Marge doesn't know
302
00:13:50,350 --> 00:13:53,607
is that her husband just ate
her Suitcase Stowaway.
303
00:13:53,684 --> 00:13:56,898
This ultimate "didgeri-don't"
will send them packing.
304
00:13:56,975 --> 00:13:57,950
Whoa!
305
00:13:58,028 --> 00:14:01,588
I'm not the one who screwed up.
You are.
306
00:14:01,665 --> 00:14:02,850
I'm so sorry.
307
00:14:02,927 --> 00:14:04,283
I know you're gonna need
some space,
308
00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:06,141
so I'll sleep on the couch.
309
00:14:46,956 --> 00:14:48,818
What a dump.
310
00:14:49,206 --> 00:14:50,526
What's that from?
311
00:14:50,603 --> 00:14:52,750
- What?
- "What a dump."
312
00:14:52,827 --> 00:14:53,926
How would I know?
313
00:14:54,003 --> 00:14:57,296
We wouldn't be in this dump
if you weren't such a flop.
314
00:14:57,601 --> 00:14:59,614
I'm tired, dear. It's late.
315
00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:01,974
A chocolate flop.
316
00:15:02,051 --> 00:15:04,196
Yes, a chocolate flop.
317
00:15:04,273 --> 00:15:06,387
That's what you keep braying
at everybody.
318
00:15:06,464 --> 00:15:07,867
I don't bray!
319
00:15:07,944 --> 00:15:10,200
All right,
you don't bray.
320
00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:12,649
I do not bray!
321
00:15:12,726 --> 00:15:14,130
I said you didn't bray.
322
00:15:14,207 --> 00:15:15,175
Make me a drink.
323
00:15:15,252 --> 00:15:17,536
- Haven't you had enough?
- Make me a drink.
324
00:15:17,613 --> 00:15:18,859
Yes, dear.
325
00:15:20,424 --> 00:15:23,309
And lay out some mixed nuts.
We've got guests.
326
00:15:23,386 --> 00:15:26,039
- We've got what?
- Guests. Guests!
327
00:15:26,116 --> 00:15:28,096
You know, what's-their-names.
328
00:15:28,234 --> 00:15:29,403
I don't know their names.
329
00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:31,395
They just got eliminated
from the show.
330
00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:34,971
It took them five weeks,
not five minutes.
331
00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:38,092
Go answer the door.
332
00:15:38,169 --> 00:15:40,604
All right, love, whatever love wants.
333
00:15:40,772 --> 00:15:43,281
Get the door. The door!
334
00:15:43,358 --> 00:15:44,416
I'm getting the door.
335
00:15:44,493 --> 00:15:47,293
You don't have to bray
like some subhuman monster.
336
00:15:47,370 --> 00:15:49,275
Oh, go to hell!
337
00:15:51,452 --> 00:15:55,093
Hi! Hi, there.
Come on in.
338
00:15:55,170 --> 00:15:57,605
- This is, um...
- Honey.
339
00:15:57,682 --> 00:15:59,640
And this is Nick.
340
00:15:59,717 --> 00:16:02,105
Oh, I thought his name
was what's-his-name.
341
00:16:02,182 --> 00:16:04,415
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
342
00:16:04,492 --> 00:16:06,646
Just ignore Homer,
old sourpuss.
343
00:16:06,723 --> 00:16:07,984
That's me.
344
00:16:08,062 --> 00:16:11,377
Hey, sourpuss,
why don't you mix them a drink?
345
00:16:11,454 --> 00:16:12,766
Yes, dear.
346
00:16:15,499 --> 00:16:16,891
I love your room.
347
00:16:16,968 --> 00:16:19,206
We have the exact
same paintings.
348
00:16:22,552 --> 00:16:26,731
You were this close to winning
The Three-Legged Chase.
349
00:16:26,808 --> 00:16:31,610
You were right in ther Nick,
right at the meat of things.
350
00:16:31,687 --> 00:16:33,265
There's no limit to you, is there?
351
00:16:33,342 --> 00:16:36,356
And how would you have played
the Three-Legged Chase?
352
00:16:36,433 --> 00:16:38,396
Why don't I show you?
353
00:16:38,473 --> 00:16:42,011
- Don't encourage her.
- Encourage me.
354
00:16:48,193 --> 00:16:51,230
Inside, outside, inside, outside,
355
00:16:51,307 --> 00:16:55,532
in, out, in, out, in, out, in, out.
356
00:16:57,373 --> 00:16:59,470
You can sit around
with the minibar gin
357
00:16:59,547 --> 00:17:00,566
runninout of your mouth.
358
00:17:00,643 --> 00:17:04,134
You can tear me apart like the
box the shower cap came in.
359
00:17:04,211 --> 00:17:06,435
That's perfectly okay,
that's all right.
360
00:17:06,512 --> 00:17:08,220
You can stand it.
361
00:17:08,297 --> 00:17:09,810
I cannot stand it!
362
00:17:09,887 --> 00:17:11,704
You can stand it
363
00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:13,915
You married me for it.
364
00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:17,181
- Our son is dead.
- No, he isn't.
365
00:17:17,258 --> 00:17:20,043
- We have no son!
- Yes, we do!
366
00:17:20,868 --> 00:17:22,574
Oh, yeah, Bart.
367
00:17:23,859 --> 00:17:26,630
Man, last night sure
was a searing portrait
368
00:17:26,707 --> 00:17:28,363
of a marriage in turmoil.
369
00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:32,658
It's still in turmoil,
you chocolate-gobbling dream killer.
370
00:17:32,735 --> 00:17:36,812
Attention, everyone, gather
by the bowl of mini yogurts.
371
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:39,433
For the first time ever
on The Amazing Place,
372
00:17:39,510 --> 00:17:42,168
two eliminated contestants
will be brought back
373
00:17:42,245 --> 00:17:43,830
to compete in the finale.
374
00:17:45,014 --> 00:17:47,171
But here's the catch,
to get back in,
375
00:17:47,248 --> 00:17:50,066
you have to dump your loved
one for another partner.
376
00:17:50,143 --> 00:17:51,832
So, if your spouse screwed up,
377
00:17:51,909 --> 00:17:54,003
this is your chance
to cut them loose.
378
00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:56,548
It's the Dead Weight Drop.
379
00:17:57,948 --> 00:17:59,970
I choose Nick.
380
00:18:00,912 --> 00:18:02,671
That's got to sting, Homer.
381
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,793
I'm just glad
my friends and family
382
00:18:04,870 --> 00:18:07,900
are never going to see me
humiliated like this.
383
00:18:11,828 --> 00:18:14,201
This is it, the final challenge:
384
00:18:14,358 --> 00:18:15,772
Mango Tango.
385
00:18:15,849 --> 00:18:18,613
First, pick and peel
enough fresh mango
386
00:18:18,690 --> 00:18:20,773
to make six mango-ritas,
387
00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:24,054
which you must then carry
across a log bridge.
388
00:18:24,131 --> 00:18:27,810
But under the bridge is a pack
of mango-loving monkeys,
389
00:18:27,887 --> 00:18:29,425
which can only be soothed
390
00:18:29,502 --> 00:18:32,015
with music played on a pennywhistle.
391
00:18:32,092 --> 00:18:34,671
Also, there will be a Kia Sportage
in the background
392
00:18:34,748 --> 00:18:36,972
that we couldn't figure out
how to fit into the challenge.
393
00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:40,007
Your Mango Tango starts now.
394
00:18:40,084 --> 00:18:42,663
And Marge draws first fruit.
395
00:18:43,627 --> 00:18:45,540
I'll make the mango-ritas.
396
00:18:45,617 --> 00:18:47,020
Great teamwork.
397
00:18:47,097 --> 00:18:49,782
Could this be a million-dollar puree?
398
00:18:49,958 --> 00:18:52,439
I'll handle those monkeys.
399
00:18:58,308 --> 00:19:01,389
It's the ultimate
groovy chill-out flute jam.
400
00:19:01,466 --> 00:19:04,351
Look, the monkeys are mellowing.
401
00:19:04,755 --> 00:19:07,621
This is our Kia Sporge Moment.
402
00:19:09,658 --> 00:19:11,489
I did it.
403
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:14,196
We won. Without Homer.
404
00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:17,117
Marge and Nick,
405
00:19:17,194 --> 00:19:20,441
I want to congratulate you
on winning The Amazing Place.
406
00:19:20,518 --> 00:19:23,337
- Yay!
- I want to, but I can't.
407
00:19:24,701 --> 00:19:28,375
Because you failed to salt
the rims of your mango-ritas,
408
00:19:28,489 --> 00:19:31,196
rendering them mango-nothings.
409
00:19:31,751 --> 00:19:34,787
I screwed up a recipe?
410
00:19:34,864 --> 00:19:38,476
So get out of the way of the
actual winners, Shawn and Barry.
411
00:19:38,553 --> 00:19:39,556
Hey!
412
00:19:39,634 --> 00:19:42,712
Our rims are super salty.
413
00:19:46,062 --> 00:19:48,657
Hey! Hey, hey, come on.
Oh!
414
00:19:49,430 --> 00:19:52,137
I am such a noob.
415
00:19:53,302 --> 00:19:56,070
I am such a noob.
416
00:19:56,154 --> 00:19:58,334
What a noob.
417
00:19:58,411 --> 00:20:00,748
- Total noob.
- Classic noob.
418
00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:04,850
Homie, I was such a jerk.
How can I make it up to you?
419
00:20:04,927 --> 00:20:07,118
Sweetheart, you already have.
420
00:20:07,199 --> 00:20:09,730
I am such a noob.
421
00:20:11,214 --> 00:20:14,162
I've screwed up so many
times in our marriage,
422
00:20:14,239 --> 00:20:17,225
and people always
feel so sorry for you.
423
00:20:17,302 --> 00:20:21,188
But with this epic noob blunder,
I'm the one they pity.
424
00:20:21,271 --> 00:20:25,156
Oh... pity. Oh...
425
00:20:25,482 --> 00:20:27,341
Is this how
you feel all the time?
426
00:20:27,418 --> 00:20:31,149
Uh, kind of.
I just never let myself enjoy it.
427
00:20:31,226 --> 00:20:34,665
Oh, pity feels good.
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