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I hope the prize in that cereal box is
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the key to your own apartment.
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Well, good morning to you, too.
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Well, it will be once you get dressed.
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Come on, we're going
down to the scrapyard.
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I got to find a new door
handle for my truck.
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Hey, man, I don't want
to spend my weekend
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at the dump with you.
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Week end? You don't have a job.
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When did your week even start?
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Morning, Dad.
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You're here, too?
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Don't you have cereal at your place?
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Of course I do. I'm a grown man.
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Then what are you doing here?
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Oh, I came to drop off my laundry
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before I head over to
the comic book store.
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See, that's what's wrong
with you young lions today.
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Instead of getting out in the world
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and hunting for yourselves,
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you'd rather mooch off the pride.
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When I was your age,
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I washed my own clothes.
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I made my own...
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Fruity Puffs.
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Oh, really, Mufasa?
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Why don't you go and
whip us up some more,
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'cause we almost out.
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Oh, I'm gonna whip up on
something, all right.
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Man, I wish your new job
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had given us more time to move.
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Every one of these boxes
is so unorganized.
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Ugh, I know. Look at this.
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Baseball gloves, silverware, passport.
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It's like we're running from the mob.
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I got Christmas lights, running shoes,
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and, oh... your toothbrush.
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Oh, thank God.
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Wait, I found it in my running shoe.
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I've been unpacking for five days.
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At this point, I don't care.
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Oh, no.
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Gemma!
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Oh, no!
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, my...
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Oh! What did you do?!
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I didn't do anything!
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How do we turn it off?
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I don't know. I need a wrench.
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Where's the wrench?
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Check my other shoe.
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Would you hurry up and
put your shoes on?
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We got to get to the scrapyard.
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Man, why are you in such a hurry?
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Look, I don't want to run into Dave
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and get another, "Hey, neighbor."
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Oh, man, I love those.
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They're like little hugs for my soul.
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Yeah, man, what is your problem?
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Dave's just being polite.
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Well, I hate polite.
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I like "leave me alone."
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So tie your shoe up.
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Loop it, swoop it and pull it through.
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Uh, hey, Pop, do I swoop
it and then I loop it?
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No, no, no. Personally,
I loop, then I swoop.
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Oh, so it's like a swoop-de-loop?
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Swoop it, loop it, both
of y'all are stupid.
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Malcolm, let's go.
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Hey, neighbor.
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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
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All right. Well, the main
water valve is shut off.
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Oh, thank you.
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Do you know what the problem is?
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Yeah, you bought a old-ass house.
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Anything more specific?
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Well, it looks like the pipe
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that takes the water
upstairs is cracked.
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It's gonna need to be replaced.
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Well, do you know a good
plumber around here?
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There's no such thing as a good plumber.
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I mean, for real.
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A grown man that dreams
of splashing around
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in another man's used
water... is freaky.
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I don't know, they make
pretty good money.
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Well, compared to you a lemonade
stand makes good money.
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Besides, you don't need a plumber
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for a simple job like this.
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Hey, you know what, Pop?
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As much as I was truly
looking forward to today,
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you could fix it for him.
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Could you? That would be amazing.
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I could, but, uh...
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Malcolm and I already
have big plans for today.
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Oh, yeah.
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We going to the dump.
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Well, I'd hate to ruin a
father and son dump day.
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Come on, Pop.
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Look, he's our neighbor.
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Now, what would Jesus do?
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Boy, Jesus was a carpenter.
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He didn't know nothing
about no damn pipes.
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Calvin, I-I don't have a
clue what I'm doing here.
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It'd be great if you could help me out.
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Fine.
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See ya!
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Oh, no, you're gonna help.
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Oh...
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Pop, now my shoes are wet.
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Well, if you would have tied 'em faster,
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we wouldn't even be here.
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Thank you so much for bringing these.
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The only thing I could
find to dry off with
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was Grover's stuffed animal.
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Judging from the smile on
his face, he liked it.
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Oh, look at this place.
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I'm so sick of living in all this mess.
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Oh, don't worry, they'll fix the pipe,
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you'll unpack, and before you know it,
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you'll be enjoying your beautiful home.
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Yep, this is where your split pipe is.
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I'm gonna go drown
myself in the basement.
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Wait, hold on. Wait, wait.
Calvin will fix it, okay?
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Why don't you just come to our house
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and take a shower?
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Oh, that would be so great.
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Please tell me you have a corkscrew.
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Damn, girl, it's only 10:00 a.m.
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I knew I liked you.
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That's so cool they smashed
a hole in our wall.
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When I grow up, I want to be a plumber.
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Future freak.
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Okay, buddy, this is a great
learning opportunity.
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Feel free to ask anything.
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There are no dumb questions.
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So, how we gonna cut that section out?
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That's the dumbest question
I ever heard in my life.
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We gonna take a saw and make two cuts,
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and then remove the broken section.
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Yeah, see, now they're gonna take a saw
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and make two cuts and remove
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the broken section.
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Hey, Dave, Dave, that's distracting.
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Oh, okay, I'm sorry.
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All right, and then,
we're gonna patch in
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a new piece of galvanized pipe.
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See, then they're going
to patch in a new piece
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of galvanized...
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Dave.
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Got it, got it, got it.
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And to protect the floor,
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we're gonna lay some tarp out
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right here, okay?
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You guys got this, it's good.
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Grover, let's go outside
and play some catch.
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You know, that's a good idea.
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You should do that.
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That's a good idea.
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You should do that.
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I had no idea our house
was in such bad shape.
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I mean, we bought it because
it was so close to my new job,
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and it was in our price
range... Is that your wig?
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It'd be weird if it wasn't.
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Just, I didn't know you wore a wig.
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For the money I spend, you better not.
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I mean, you know, some days I do.
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It just makes my life easier.
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Okay, in there is a bathrobe
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and here is a towel and a washcloth.
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Why would I need a washcloth?
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To wash yourself with.
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It's in the name: wash cloth.
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I just take the soap
and rub it on my body.
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That's nasty.
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I mean, you're getting
the soap all dirty.
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Soap can't get dirty. It's soap.
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Wait a minute, do white
people not use washcloths?
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I don't know any who do.
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Do black people use washcloths?
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I don't know any who don't.
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- Wow.
- Really?
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Okay, go stand over there,
square your feet to me.
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Glove up, get ready, here it comes.
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Okay. That was great.
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So close. You know what?
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This time, try moving.
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All right, here we go.
Let's do it again.
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Feet square to me, glove up.
Get ready, here it comes.
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Great catch!
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Now let's let go of the butterfly
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and focus on the ball this time.
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I need you to go next door
and get my pipe threader.
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I'm looking at YouTube,
and HandyRandy79 says
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there's a faster way we can do this.
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Hey there, plumbing pal.
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Corroded pipes put a damper on your day?
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Well, let's go flush
those problems away.
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Freak!
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Look, I don't know, Pop,
he's got a lot of views.
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See? There you go.
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Wanting to take the easy way out.
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Well, maybe you just like making things
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harder than they need to be.
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I'm not doing it the hard way, son.
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I'm doing it the right way.
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The only time that success
comes before work
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is in the dictionary.
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Nobody uses a dictionary anymore.
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Boy, would you just go get
what I asked you for?
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Why do you shoot down all my ideas, man?
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You act like I've never
done anything in my life.
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Well, that's because you act
like you know everything
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because you watched some video.
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Well, you know, if you
wasn't such a dinosaur,
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we would have ordered
your truck handle online,
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that pipe would have been fixed,
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and I would have been
home playing Fortnite,
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eating Fruity Puffs like
a fully evolved man.
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So I'm a dinosaur?
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Yes. A big old stubborn-ass-asaurus.
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All right, well, I tell you what.
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How about you and Hammy Rammy
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fix it your damn self?
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Whoa, whoa, wait, Pop.
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I mean, I can't do this on my own.
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I don't know what I'm doing.
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Well, neither do I.
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I mean, I'm a dinosaur.
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My arms too short to grab tools.
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Okay, here comes another one.
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Oh! Ten in a row!
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You're amazing.
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Are you just saying that?
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No, you are.
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I mean, you caught ten baseballs
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and the butterfly.
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Who I'm sure will one day
make a full recovery.
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Oh, hey, Calvin, how's it going?
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It's going great for me. I'm
going to the scrapyard.
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Are you guys done?
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I quit.
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Malcolm says he can do it with YouTube.
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Can he?
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You better hope so.
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I bet-I better hope so?
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Uh, c-can you watch Grover for a second?
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Oh, and, um,
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if he asks, the
butterfly's taking a nap.
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Want to play catch?
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Sure. You any good?
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I'm amazing.
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Eh, you got a lot of swag
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for a kid named after a Muppet.
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All right, little man.
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G-Go on back, get ready.
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Let's see what you got.
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- Okay. You ready?
- Yeah.
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All right, here it goes.
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- Oh...
- Ow!
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You said you were amazing.
That's on you.
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00:11:18,580 --> 00:11:21,000
Who knew?
263
00:11:32,050 --> 00:11:33,990
Hmm...
264
00:11:37,730 --> 00:11:40,530
Damn.
265
00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:42,160
Mama?
266
00:11:42,230 --> 00:11:43,670
I came to pick up my laundry, and...
267
00:11:43,730 --> 00:11:46,200
Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
268
00:11:46,270 --> 00:11:48,770
Oh, my God, please don't tell Tina.
269
00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:50,140
Tell me what?
270
00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:02,380
Girl...
271
00:12:02,450 --> 00:12:04,020
I am so sorry, I...
272
00:12:04,090 --> 00:12:06,320
I don't know what I was thinking.
273
00:12:09,860 --> 00:12:13,060
Ha, ha, ha.
274
00:12:16,730 --> 00:12:20,370
Wow. Okay, 'cause that really
could've gone either way.
275
00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:22,070
Okay...
276
00:12:22,140 --> 00:12:23,500
So you're not mad?
277
00:12:23,570 --> 00:12:25,310
Of course not.
278
00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:27,370
Nobody can resist Lola.
279
00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:28,710
You named her?
280
00:12:28,780 --> 00:12:30,710
I name all my girls.
281
00:12:35,990 --> 00:12:38,520
This is even better than the washcloth.
282
00:12:40,990 --> 00:12:43,220
Can we be done playing catch?
283
00:12:43,290 --> 00:12:46,760
Done? We haven't started playing catch.
284
00:12:46,830 --> 00:12:50,760
So far, we've just been playing miss.
285
00:12:50,830 --> 00:12:53,200
Let me show you something, all right?
286
00:12:53,270 --> 00:12:55,740
See, now, this is the best part.
287
00:12:55,810 --> 00:12:57,840
You get to eat it.
288
00:12:57,960 --> 00:13:00,120
I want to quit baseball.
289
00:13:00,190 --> 00:13:03,260
Why? Just because you got hit one time?
290
00:13:03,330 --> 00:13:05,500
How many times do I have to get hit?
291
00:13:07,630 --> 00:13:10,570
Look, trust me, you don't want to quit.
292
00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:13,270
All right? Then you'll go
through life just being a punk.
293
00:13:13,340 --> 00:13:14,510
What's a punk?
294
00:13:14,570 --> 00:13:16,270
Well, someone who quits things
295
00:13:16,340 --> 00:13:17,470
when they get hard.
296
00:13:17,540 --> 00:13:20,510
Oh. So you're a punk.
297
00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:23,659
You know, I'm-a chalk that up to you
298
00:13:23,660 --> 00:13:25,660
getting hit in the head.
299
00:13:26,220 --> 00:13:28,290
I mean, because you
quit fixing the pipe.
300
00:13:28,350 --> 00:13:30,790
Well, that's different. You know...
301
00:13:30,860 --> 00:13:32,260
How?
302
00:13:37,330 --> 00:13:39,260
Man, give me my popsicle back.
303
00:13:41,170 --> 00:13:43,100
Ready?
304
00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:46,100
Okay, turn it on!
305
00:13:46,170 --> 00:13:48,810
Turn it off! T-Turn it off!
306
00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:50,640
Turn it off!
307
00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:55,880
You okay?
308
00:13:55,950 --> 00:13:57,820
That went inside my mouth.
309
00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:02,320
I thought we had it this time.
310
00:14:02,390 --> 00:14:06,120
You know what, I can't do this, Dave.
311
00:14:06,190 --> 00:14:07,490
You should call a plumber.
312
00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:09,960
W-What? What are you talking about?
313
00:14:10,030 --> 00:14:11,960
We're so close.
314
00:14:12,030 --> 00:14:13,459
You know, look, let's
just take a breather,
315
00:14:13,460 --> 00:14:14,529
and we'll try again.
316
00:14:14,530 --> 00:14:16,470
No, I don't know why I
thought I could fix this.
317
00:14:16,540 --> 00:14:18,240
You know, guess my dad was right.
318
00:14:18,300 --> 00:14:20,840
I guess I do take the easy way out.
319
00:14:20,910 --> 00:14:25,080
Well, taking the easy way out
is what you're doing right now.
320
00:14:25,140 --> 00:14:26,880
And what's that supposed to mean?
321
00:14:26,980 --> 00:14:28,650
Well, you're quitting,
322
00:14:28,710 --> 00:14:31,120
even though you are so close.
323
00:14:31,180 --> 00:14:32,896
And you have all the tools
you need right here.
324
00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:35,250
You're just, you're missing one thing.
325
00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:41,090
Your confidence.
326
00:14:43,630 --> 00:14:46,760
Dave, how corny can you get?
327
00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:48,730
Well, I'd show you, but...
328
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:52,000
I'd need both hands.
329
00:14:56,980 --> 00:15:00,180
Mm.
330
00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:02,550
You know who grew up
in this neighborhood?
331
00:15:02,620 --> 00:15:04,180
Jackie Robinson.
332
00:15:04,250 --> 00:15:05,350
Who's that?
333
00:15:05,420 --> 00:15:06,950
"Who is that?"
334
00:15:07,020 --> 00:15:10,020
What do they teach you kids at school?
335
00:15:10,090 --> 00:15:13,090
This week, we learned a new yoga pose.
336
00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:15,790
Wow.
337
00:15:15,860 --> 00:15:19,630
Every child left behind.
338
00:15:19,700 --> 00:15:21,690
Well, Jackie Robinson was
339
00:15:21,700 --> 00:15:24,400
the first black baseball player
to play in the major leagues.
340
00:15:24,470 --> 00:15:26,100
Now, had he been a quitter,
341
00:15:26,170 --> 00:15:28,440
the sport wouldn't be what it is today.
342
00:15:28,510 --> 00:15:30,810
Did you know Jackie Robinson?
343
00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:33,480
How old do you think I am?
344
00:15:33,550 --> 00:15:37,310
I don't know. A lot?
345
00:15:39,650 --> 00:15:44,420
Look, my point is, nothing
worthwhile in life comes easy.
346
00:15:44,490 --> 00:15:46,420
You know, Malcolm and I, we used to
347
00:15:46,490 --> 00:15:48,430
stay out here till it got dark,
348
00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:51,800
you know, just throwing
the ball back and forth.
349
00:15:51,860 --> 00:15:53,900
Turned him into a
pretty good ballplayer.
350
00:15:53,970 --> 00:15:55,830
Am I a pretty good ballplayer?
351
00:15:55,900 --> 00:15:57,400
No, you straight trash.
352
00:15:58,870 --> 00:16:01,610
Now, come on, man.
353
00:16:01,670 --> 00:16:05,510
I'm just saying, if you keep
practicing, you can get better.
354
00:16:05,580 --> 00:16:08,110
Maybe I could be the
next Jackie Robinson.
355
00:16:08,180 --> 00:16:11,620
Sure. Yeah, you'll open
doors of opportunity
356
00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:13,150
to white men everywhere.
357
00:16:15,020 --> 00:16:17,020
Come on, man, let's get
back to playing baseball.
358
00:16:17,090 --> 00:16:18,220
Let's do it.
359
00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:20,220
This time, can I try hitting?
360
00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:21,460
Sure.
361
00:16:21,530 --> 00:16:24,830
Couldn't be much worse
than your catching.
362
00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:26,960
All right.
363
00:16:27,030 --> 00:16:28,600
I want you to set up now.
364
00:16:28,670 --> 00:16:30,270
I'm gonna toss the ball to you,
365
00:16:30,340 --> 00:16:32,500
and I want you to swing hard, all right?
366
00:16:32,570 --> 00:16:34,510
Swing like a man, not a mouse.
367
00:16:34,570 --> 00:16:36,470
- All right.
- You ready?
368
00:16:36,540 --> 00:16:37,840
Here we go.
369
00:16:37,910 --> 00:16:39,940
Oh!
370
00:16:41,210 --> 00:16:44,850
Get me another popsicle.
371
00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:47,700
Oh, my God.
372
00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:49,450
I love being a brunette.
373
00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:51,820
Who says blondes have more fun?
374
00:16:51,890 --> 00:16:53,890
I do.
375
00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:56,330
Hee-hee!
376
00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:59,900
Hey, hey, look, I'm the
man in the mirror.
377
00:16:59,970 --> 00:17:02,570
Oh, you know what? That
is your daddy's favorite.
378
00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:04,450
As a matter of fact, I
think I was wearing that
379
00:17:04,470 --> 00:17:05,640
the night we made you.
380
00:17:05,700 --> 00:17:09,210
Okay. Gross.
381
00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:10,810
This is so fun.
382
00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:12,180
I needed a good laugh.
383
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:13,940
Oh, if you really want a laugh,
384
00:17:14,020 --> 00:17:17,310
you got to try on Kiki.
385
00:17:17,380 --> 00:17:21,150
I totally wanted to, but I
wasn't sure if it was okay.
386
00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:24,520
Oh, sure, but first, you got
to say Black Lives Matter.
387
00:17:24,590 --> 00:17:28,160
Of course Black Lives Matter.
388
00:17:28,230 --> 00:17:30,190
Boy, stop messing with her.
389
00:17:30,260 --> 00:17:33,100
He's joking. But good answer, girl.
390
00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:37,170
All right, let her rip.
391
00:17:41,970 --> 00:17:43,910
We good?
392
00:17:45,810 --> 00:17:48,050
We good!
393
00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:49,580
We're good?
394
00:17:49,650 --> 00:17:51,350
- We good!
- We fixed the pipe!
395
00:17:51,420 --> 00:17:52,880
- We fixed the pipe.
- Ah!
396
00:17:52,950 --> 00:17:54,650
I've never felt more like a man.
397
00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:56,920
- We did it, man.
- We did it.
398
00:17:56,990 --> 00:18:00,220
This has got Handsy Randsy
written all over it.
399
00:18:03,660 --> 00:18:05,470
So how'd things go with Grover?
400
00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:06,530
What did you guys do?
401
00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:09,420
Well, we continued to
work on his catching.
402
00:18:09,490 --> 00:18:11,450
And then he hit a double.
403
00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:13,290
Really?
404
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:16,860
Yeah, one inch to the left,
it would've been a triple.
405
00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:21,430
Well, we just finished up,
and... check this out.
406
00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:23,330
Malcolm did an incredible job.
407
00:18:24,700 --> 00:18:26,600
Hmm.
408
00:18:31,540 --> 00:18:33,540
Yeah, it's a'ight.
409
00:18:33,610 --> 00:18:35,880
I think it's a little bit
410
00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:37,556
- better than that.
- Oh, no, no.
411
00:18:37,580 --> 00:18:39,510
That's cool. "A'ight" is my Dad's way
412
00:18:39,580 --> 00:18:42,150
of saying I did a great job and
he's sorry he can't say that
413
00:18:42,220 --> 00:18:44,820
so he says "a'ight."
414
00:18:44,890 --> 00:18:46,220
A'ight.
415
00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:50,270
Hey, I'll come back tomorrow and
help you patch up that hole.
416
00:18:50,290 --> 00:18:52,060
Oh, yeah. Great. Uh,
w-what do I owe you?
417
00:18:52,130 --> 00:18:54,010
Oh, nothing, man. The thing
is, we're neighbors.
418
00:18:54,030 --> 00:18:55,160
Next time, you get me.
419
00:19:00,470 --> 00:19:01,900
Did you see that?
420
00:19:01,970 --> 00:19:03,700
Yeah. I just saw my broke son
421
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,910
turn down perfectly good money.
422
00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:09,350
Really? Because I just saw somebody
423
00:19:09,380 --> 00:19:11,810
who must've been raised
by a pretty good dad.
424
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:21,490
I mean, Tina did have a little
something to do with it,
425
00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:23,160
I guess.
426
00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:25,750
So Grover's starting to
get better at baseball?
427
00:19:25,780 --> 00:19:26,840
What'd you do?
428
00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:28,100
Well, I stopped
429
00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:30,530
telling him he was amazing,
and made him earn it.
430
00:19:32,020 --> 00:19:34,230
I could probably do a
little bit more of that.
431
00:19:34,300 --> 00:19:35,900
- Mm-hmm.
- Although,
432
00:19:35,970 --> 00:19:39,870
a little positive reinforcement
never hurt, either.
433
00:19:39,940 --> 00:19:42,210
Yeah, maybe not.
434
00:19:43,810 --> 00:19:46,410
Look at us.
435
00:19:53,090 --> 00:19:56,190
Two dads,
436
00:19:56,260 --> 00:20:00,030
you know, solving problems together.
437
00:20:02,220 --> 00:20:05,730
But, you know, like, in our own ways.
438
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:07,730
Calvin?
439
00:20:10,180 --> 00:20:11,540
A'ight.
440
00:20:15,120 --> 00:20:17,090
Hey, baby, have you seen my, uh...
441
00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:19,990
Whoa.
442
00:20:20,060 --> 00:20:23,160
Well, all right.
443
00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:25,780
I ain't seen Coco since
we got kicked out
444
00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:28,080
of that Jodeci concert.
445
00:20:28,150 --> 00:20:29,690
Where you been, girl?
446
00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:33,920
Mm. I have been waiting for you, Shaft.
447
00:20:33,990 --> 00:20:35,390
- Oh. Okay.
- Mm-hmm.
448
00:20:35,460 --> 00:20:37,960
Uh-huh, uh-huh. Ooh!
449
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,030
- Ooh, yes.
- Uh-huh.
450
00:20:41,370 --> 00:20:42,700
I'm a bad mutha...
451
00:20:42,770 --> 00:20:44,070
Shut your mouth.
452
00:20:48,700 --> 00:20:53,700
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