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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:37,724 Good evening sir. - Good evening, Carole. 2 00:02:38,720 --> 00:02:42,406 Here are Saturday's invitations. Could you post them later on? 3 00:02:42,840 --> 00:02:47,129 Does that mean that I have the weekend off? 4 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:55,651 But of course, Carole. You know that our club doesn't want any Peeping Toms. 5 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:18,561 Aha, Countess X. Is she a new acquaintance of yours? 6 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:23,002 Yes and no. Nobody in our club knows her very well. 7 00:03:23,480 --> 00:03:26,802 But she seems to be rather notorious. 8 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:25,008 We're all hoping that she'll make it. 9 00:04:25,320 --> 00:04:28,563 They say she's very pretty and always up for a bit of fun. 10 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:33,569 In a rather extraordinary way. 11 00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:54,450 What a shame that I can't stay. 12 00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:57,410 But Carole, you know that ifs a private club. 13 00:04:57,520 --> 00:04:59,682 Oh, your lordship... 14 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:59,005 I don't regret hiring you. 15 00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:54,721 Did you hear that? 16 00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:57,082 'What do you mean? 17 00:22:57,320 --> 00:23:00,767 A sort of groaning, by a person. - Really? 18 00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:05,084 As long as it isn't the baroness. 19 00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:50,844 Countess X will not be receiving this invitation. 20 00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:56,483 But... 21 00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:02,003 But there will be a countess X at the baron's party. 22 00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:21,487 What a wonderful night, isn't it? - Such a shame the countess couldn't make it. 23 00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:23,330 Hopefully she'll come later. 24 00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:25,807 Have you heard the strange rumors about her? 25 00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:31,924 The mysterious countess... - I hope she'll come soon. 26 00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:35,768 I have to admit that I only came to see the countess. 27 00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:40,848 I'm sure she'll be here. I also want to get to know her. They say shes rather special. 28 00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:42,929 Do you think she'll come? 29 00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:45,646 Don't worry. People like that enjoy being waited on. 30 00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:50,841 I've heard that she's rather open-minded. 31 00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:52,246 Tell me more. 32 00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:55,284 It would seem that she dances naked on the tables at parties. 33 00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:56,322 You're joking. 34 00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:59,922 She's from South America. That explains it. 35 00:25:00,120 --> 00:25:02,168 That would be something. 36 00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:05,602 No problem. We'll just ask her to dance for us. 37 00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:08,241 I hope she knows how to behave. 38 00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:11,802 A bit of lawlessness would liven the evening up a bit. 39 00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:15,330 Look. Here she is. 40 00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:18,804 On foot? Has she left her driver at the gate? 41 00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:17,764 My friends, I've only just arrived. But I'm so glad to be here. 42 00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:20,163 Let me catch my breath. 43 00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:23,599 Baron, your guests are most charming. 44 00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:25,602 It's such an honour to meet them. 45 00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:28,765 We've heard a lot about your dancing act. 46 00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:31,686 Is it true that you dance naked for everyone? 47 00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:36,289 We'd love to see it. - I've heard that ifs fantastic. 48 00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:41,290 We couldn't wait to meet you. 49 00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:45,646 Please choose your favourite music. Anything you like. 50 00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:48,969 I don't think you can refuse. 51 00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:54,241 Countess, our guests would love to see you dance. - Please dance for us? 52 00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:58,646 Dance naked? Have I done that before? 53 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:02,368 But of course. You all know it. 54 00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:05,291 All right then, if you insist. But I'm not sure... 55 00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:09,446 Great. Of course. Please come with me. 56 00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:16,847 I'll dance here. 57 00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:19,328 Please be seated in half a circle. 58 00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:25,601 Shall we move this chair? 59 00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:31,164 Have a seat. 60 00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:36,769 Why don't you all take a seat? 61 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:38,531 I'll be back in two minutes. 62 00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:40,647 Just a minute. 63 00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:24,561 Who would like a glass of Champagne? 64 00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:40,888 Friends, I think we're going to have a wonderful evening. 65 00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:46,161 Certainly. What with her class and sensuality... 66 00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:50,489 Music. 67 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,810 Does the Champagne taste a bit odd? 68 00:31:57,160 --> 00:32:00,209 No, ifs very nice. I'm getting rather excited. 69 00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:15,405 Isn't she lovely? 70 00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:52,323 Isn't she beautiful? 71 00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:59,325 This evening is turning out to be rather strange. 72 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,890 Relax. Why don't you let your hair down? 73 00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:15,686 It was years ago that somebody kissed me like that. 74 00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:21,321 It must be the Champagne. 75 00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:42,682 Who would like some more? 76 00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:59,125 Oh yes... - Lovely... 77 00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:15,128 This Veuve-Cliquot is excellent. 78 00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:19,444 And at just the right temperature. 79 00:34:48,240 --> 00:34:52,609 Friends. Thanks to the countess and her complete surrender... 80 00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:55,406 we're just as in love as when we got married. 81 00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:59,487 We're going to celebrate this, in front of you. 82 00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:02,519 And because we think that you are just as liberal as we are... 83 00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:05,922 we're going to make love. Okay? 84 00:35:48,720 --> 00:35:52,122 I'm very pleased with how the evening is turning out. 85 00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:57,204 I'm glad that you are my partner. 86 00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:38,561 You suck really well. Put it in your mouth. 87 00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:43,602 Let your hair down. 88 00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:51,605 Keep sucking. 89 00:52:57,320 --> 00:53:00,324 Put it all the way in. 90 00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:10,730 Lick the head. 91 00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:17,327 And my balls. 92 00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:26,089 Suck my fat cock. 93 00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:32,284 All the way. 94 00:54:03,400 --> 00:54:06,802 Carry on. 95 00:54:14,320 --> 00:54:18,211 Suck it all the way down. 96 00:54:24,840 --> 00:54:27,081 Suck. 97 00:57:20,920 --> 00:57:22,081 What's going on here? 98 00:57:22,200 --> 00:57:23,929 Group therapy, milady. 99 00:57:25,960 --> 00:57:29,043 I didn't expect that of them. 100 00:57:29,360 --> 00:57:33,729 They are like that. And they're from a good background. 101 00:57:34,040 --> 00:57:38,284 Very good. 102 00:57:41,480 --> 00:57:43,881 Let me go. 103 01:09:35,480 --> 01:09:40,930 Countess, dear countess. 104 01:09:41,200 --> 01:09:46,161 Come here, with my partner. Come on, I insist. 105 01:09:54,280 --> 01:09:59,241 She's very charming, you'll see. Take your time. 106 01:16:02,480 --> 01:16:04,608 Why are you dressed? 107 01:16:04,760 --> 01:16:07,525 I think you should too. - Why? 108 01:16:07,880 --> 01:16:11,327 We'd better get out of here. 109 01:16:11,520 --> 01:16:13,010 And who might you be? 110 01:16:13,160 --> 01:16:15,083 I am countess X. - How do you do? 111 01:16:15,360 --> 01:16:18,250 I wasn't invited, but I came anyway. 112 01:16:18,440 --> 01:16:19,930 And you, who are you? 113 01:16:20,120 --> 01:16:22,088 I gather that you're pretending to be me? 114 01:16:28,640 --> 01:16:30,608 Baron... something strange is going on! 115 01:16:33,200 --> 01:16:35,328 My jewels! - Quick! 116 01:16:52,000 --> 01:16:56,961 Stop the thief! 117 01:16:59,440 --> 01:17:03,161 Stop the thief! 118 01:18:01,520 --> 01:18:06,651 We've outsmarted them - But who are you? 119 01:18:07,280 --> 01:18:09,647 I'm a burglar too. 120 01:18:10,280 --> 01:18:14,001 I saw you putting something in the glasses. 121 01:18:14,600 --> 01:18:16,523 But I didn't drink it. 122 01:18:16,800 --> 01:18:20,805 But you never said a word. - That's right. 123 01:18:21,000 --> 01:18:26,006 And then I took your spoils. 124 01:18:26,960 --> 01:18:29,406 And now we have all the jewels. 125 01:18:30,680 --> 01:18:32,444 And all the money. 126 01:18:35,600 --> 01:18:37,728 Shall we share it? 127 01:18:41,120 --> 01:18:43,407 Shall we work together'? 128 01:18:45,760 --> 01:18:47,171 WW not? 129 01:18:47,800 --> 01:18:51,282 I have an invitation to a posh party. 130 01:18:51,440 --> 01:18:53,442 Saturday night. 131 01:18:55,640 --> 01:18:59,247 I still have some aphrodisiac left. 132 01:19:31,360 --> 01:19:32,930 By the way, what's your name? 133 01:19:33,720 --> 01:19:38,681 I'm Axel the Penny thief, the thief with a thousand faces.9798

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