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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:48,046 --> 00:00:53,046 Subtitles by explosiveskull 2 00:00:53,997 --> 00:00:55,029 (DIAL TONE) 3 00:00:55,031 --> 00:00:56,798 (DIALING) 4 00:00:56,800 --> 00:00:59,300 - (RINGING) - (DIAL TONE CONTINUES) 5 00:00:59,302 --> 00:01:01,740 - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) - (DIAL TONE FADES) 6 00:01:06,010 --> 00:01:07,078 (DINGS) 7 00:01:13,852 --> 00:01:15,754 (CLEARS THROAT) 8 00:01:20,659 --> 00:01:22,524 So, it says here that you were manager 9 00:01:22,526 --> 00:01:25,429 of the Rusty Scupper Restaurant for five years. 10 00:01:25,431 --> 00:01:27,632 Hmm? Then, a bank teller 11 00:01:27,634 --> 00:01:32,539 at Bank of Oakland between 2014 to 2016? 12 00:01:33,672 --> 00:01:35,875 Oh! And you were employee of the month. 13 00:01:37,776 --> 00:01:40,545 What's that trophy in the bag there? 14 00:01:40,547 --> 00:01:44,682 Oh! Oakland High Moot Court Champion. 15 00:01:44,684 --> 00:01:46,152 I'm a salesman at heart. 16 00:01:47,220 --> 00:01:49,721 - That is intriguing. - (CHUCKLES) 17 00:01:49,723 --> 00:01:53,025 Mainly... because I was the branch manager 18 00:01:53,027 --> 00:01:58,630 at the Bank of Oakland between 2014 and 2016. 19 00:01:58,632 --> 00:02:02,266 And you, Mr. Green, you never fucking worked there. 20 00:02:02,268 --> 00:02:06,472 And the number that you gave to The Rusty Scupper Restaurant? 21 00:02:06,474 --> 00:02:08,676 Is that your friend Salvador's number? 22 00:02:09,442 --> 00:02:12,880 The same Salvador who applied for this job? 23 00:02:17,517 --> 00:02:19,819 I didn't know he applied here, too. 24 00:02:19,821 --> 00:02:22,521 Might have been helpful if his outgoing message 25 00:02:22,523 --> 00:02:25,791 didn't say, "It's Sal, bitches." 26 00:02:25,793 --> 00:02:28,594 This trophy and that plaque, did you steal 'em? 27 00:02:28,596 --> 00:02:31,331 No, uh, I... made them. 28 00:02:31,333 --> 00:02:33,732 Well, I had them... made. 29 00:02:33,734 --> 00:02:37,639 Listen, I just really, really need a job. 30 00:02:38,708 --> 00:02:42,009 (WHISPERS) Okay, Cassius Green, listen up, okay? 31 00:02:42,011 --> 00:02:43,912 This is telemarketing. 32 00:02:45,114 --> 00:02:48,381 (NORMAL VOICE) We're not mappin' the fuckin' human genome here. 33 00:02:48,383 --> 00:02:50,817 I don't care if you have experience for this. 34 00:02:50,819 --> 00:02:52,486 I'll hire damn near anyone. 35 00:02:52,488 --> 00:02:54,787 You know what this bootleg trophy tells me? 36 00:02:54,789 --> 00:02:56,957 Tells me the only thing I need to know. 37 00:02:56,959 --> 00:02:59,529 You have initiative and you can read. 38 00:03:00,364 --> 00:03:04,965 You will call as many contacts as you can during your shift, 39 00:03:04,967 --> 00:03:07,501 you will read the script that we give you, 40 00:03:07,503 --> 00:03:09,671 and you will show up tomorrow happy. 41 00:03:09,673 --> 00:03:10,937 - (CHUCKLES) - Hmm? 42 00:03:10,939 --> 00:03:13,875 Thank you. Uh, thank you so much, Mr. Anderson. 43 00:03:13,877 --> 00:03:16,881 Ah, one more thing, Cassius... "Stuss." 44 00:03:17,813 --> 00:03:19,513 "Stuss"? 45 00:03:19,515 --> 00:03:21,115 S.T.T.S. 46 00:03:21,117 --> 00:03:22,650 Stick to the Script. 47 00:03:22,652 --> 00:03:26,023 Stick to the script. Stick to the script. You got it. 48 00:03:27,358 --> 00:03:28,958 Thank you so much. 49 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:30,261 ♪ ♪ 50 00:03:41,306 --> 00:03:42,574 CASSIUS: Troit! 51 00:03:44,509 --> 00:03:45,777 Troit! 52 00:03:48,046 --> 00:03:49,148 Troit! 53 00:03:51,683 --> 00:03:54,086 (DETROIT SIGHS DEEPLY) 54 00:03:55,687 --> 00:03:57,756 CASSIUS: You ever think about dying? 55 00:04:02,260 --> 00:04:05,764 Yeah, I'm alive. Sometimes. 56 00:04:06,731 --> 00:04:08,564 No, I don't mean like right now, 57 00:04:08,566 --> 00:04:10,766 in a freak accident or something. 58 00:04:10,768 --> 00:04:14,575 I mean... when we're old, like 90. 59 00:04:15,607 --> 00:04:16,908 I think about it all the time. 60 00:04:16,910 --> 00:04:19,809 Like, what will I have done that matters? 61 00:04:19,811 --> 00:04:21,711 I just want to make sure that when I die 62 00:04:21,713 --> 00:04:23,814 I'll be surrounded by people who love me 63 00:04:23,816 --> 00:04:25,718 and who I love back. 64 00:04:26,486 --> 00:04:28,054 But what about when they die? 65 00:04:29,088 --> 00:04:30,256 What do you mean? 66 00:04:31,124 --> 00:04:34,391 I mean, like at some point we're gonna die. 67 00:04:34,393 --> 00:04:37,630 Our kids are gonna die. Our kids' kids are gonna die. 68 00:04:37,632 --> 00:04:41,133 And at some point, no one on Earth will have existed. 69 00:04:41,135 --> 00:04:42,568 And at... at some point... 70 00:04:42,570 --> 00:04:45,904 the sun will explode and everyone will have died. 71 00:04:45,906 --> 00:04:48,072 And no one will know what I'm doing, 72 00:04:48,074 --> 00:04:49,774 and what I'm doing right now won't even matter. 73 00:04:49,776 --> 00:04:53,010 Baby, baby it will always matter, okay? 74 00:04:53,012 --> 00:04:56,349 Because it matters now. This moment, these moments. 75 00:04:56,351 --> 00:04:59,418 When I kiss you... it's not for posterity's sake. 76 00:04:59,420 --> 00:05:01,588 Yeah, but... okay, you got your calling. 77 00:05:01,590 --> 00:05:03,689 Your art means something, right? 78 00:05:03,691 --> 00:05:05,492 But I'm just out here surviving; 79 00:05:05,494 --> 00:05:07,025 spinning around on the endless circle. 80 00:05:07,027 --> 00:05:09,295 - Ah, you missed your cue. - That's disgusting. 81 00:05:09,297 --> 00:05:13,198 I said, "When I kiss you, it's not for posterity's sake." 82 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:14,837 - Yeah, but... - Mmm! 83 00:05:16,737 --> 00:05:18,273 (BOTH MOAN) 84 00:05:24,714 --> 00:05:25,945 (WHIRRING) 85 00:05:25,947 --> 00:05:27,313 Oh, God! 86 00:05:27,315 --> 00:05:29,550 (PEOPLE CHATTER, LAUGH) 87 00:05:29,552 --> 00:05:32,122 - Get a room! - I got a room, muthafucka! 88 00:05:34,023 --> 00:05:35,822 I thought you said you fixed that! 89 00:05:35,824 --> 00:05:38,093 - My landlord was supposed to fix it. - (DETROIT GIGGLES) 90 00:05:38,827 --> 00:05:40,861 - (SIGHS) - CASSIUS: I gotta move. 91 00:05:40,863 --> 00:05:43,062 - DETROIT: Mmm! - CASSIUS: I like that. 92 00:05:43,064 --> 00:05:44,233 (SIGHS) 93 00:05:45,468 --> 00:05:47,567 - (KISSES) - (MOANS) 94 00:05:47,569 --> 00:05:49,773 I have to go to work anyway. 95 00:05:53,143 --> 00:05:55,643 - Don't you start work today? - Yeah. 96 00:05:55,645 --> 00:05:59,381 They said they hire anybody if you're looking for a second job. 97 00:05:59,383 --> 00:06:00,715 You could try part-time. 98 00:06:00,717 --> 00:06:01,950 (BRUSHING TEETH) 99 00:06:01,952 --> 00:06:03,417 ♪ ♪ 100 00:06:03,419 --> 00:06:06,188 WOMAN (ON TV): Everyone is talking about the Worryfree solution! 101 00:06:06,190 --> 00:06:08,489 Worryfree is a revolutionary new business 102 00:06:08,491 --> 00:06:10,191 and lifestyle model taking the world by storm! 103 00:06:10,193 --> 00:06:11,827 DETROIT: Baby, how much are they paying you? 104 00:06:11,829 --> 00:06:13,295 WOMAN: When you sign a Worryfree contract, 105 00:06:13,297 --> 00:06:16,231 you're guaranteed employment and housing for life! 106 00:06:16,233 --> 00:06:18,901 Stop worrying and get Worryfree! 107 00:06:18,903 --> 00:06:21,536 The Worryfree living quarters are state of the art, 108 00:06:21,538 --> 00:06:23,471 the Worryfree food is to die for, 109 00:06:23,473 --> 00:06:26,742 and Worryfree careers are fulfilling and satisfying! 110 00:06:26,744 --> 00:06:29,347 Cash, baby, what are they paying you? 111 00:06:30,581 --> 00:06:33,314 Uh, I think it's just commission. 112 00:06:33,316 --> 00:06:34,386 Hey, baby... 113 00:06:35,153 --> 00:06:37,356 you ever think about this Worryfree shit? 114 00:06:38,291 --> 00:06:39,989 DETROIT: Are you crazy? 115 00:06:39,991 --> 00:06:41,861 What, working on commission? 116 00:06:43,829 --> 00:06:45,529 Nice earrings. 117 00:06:45,531 --> 00:06:48,267 ♪ ♪ 118 00:06:53,371 --> 00:06:55,405 Hey, Cash! 119 00:06:55,407 --> 00:06:57,174 I got overdue house notes, dude. 120 00:06:57,176 --> 00:06:58,842 How much longer I got to wait for my money? 121 00:06:58,844 --> 00:07:00,744 Look, Serge, I just got a new job 122 00:07:00,746 --> 00:07:02,547 and I'll have some money for you soon. 123 00:07:02,549 --> 00:07:04,281 Damn it, you four months late now. 124 00:07:04,283 --> 00:07:06,684 It's like "soon" is the only fuckin' word I hear from you. 125 00:07:06,686 --> 00:07:09,356 Okay, I'm four months late, but... 126 00:07:10,290 --> 00:07:11,990 Check this out. Damn. 127 00:07:11,992 --> 00:07:13,790 God made this land for all of us, 128 00:07:13,792 --> 00:07:17,595 and greedy people like you want to hog it to yourself and your family 129 00:07:17,597 --> 00:07:19,963 and charge all the rest of us for the right to live. 130 00:07:19,965 --> 00:07:21,900 - Me and my family? - Yeah. 131 00:07:21,902 --> 00:07:23,870 Cassius, I'm your fucking uncle. 132 00:07:23,872 --> 00:07:25,803 The bank might take my fucking house. 133 00:07:25,805 --> 00:07:27,705 Four fucking months. 134 00:07:27,707 --> 00:07:29,675 I gave you that car you're driving. 135 00:07:29,677 --> 00:07:31,709 - That's a damn bucket. - SERGIO: Oh yeah? 136 00:07:31,711 --> 00:07:34,783 Give it back then! No? 137 00:07:35,983 --> 00:07:37,181 That's what I thought. 138 00:07:37,183 --> 00:07:40,255 I need my money in two weeks, asshole. 139 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:48,531 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO) 140 00:08:00,208 --> 00:08:01,742 Hey. 141 00:08:01,744 --> 00:08:03,044 Forty on two. 142 00:08:07,349 --> 00:08:10,286 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 143 00:08:24,300 --> 00:08:25,367 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 144 00:08:26,369 --> 00:08:28,269 ♪ All right ♪ 145 00:08:28,271 --> 00:08:29,403 ♪ Hell yeah ♪ 146 00:08:29,405 --> 00:08:31,070 - ♪ All right ♪ - ♪ That's right... ♪ 147 00:08:31,072 --> 00:08:32,372 MAN: What's up, man! 148 00:08:32,374 --> 00:08:34,341 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 149 00:08:34,343 --> 00:08:35,909 ♪ All right ♪ 150 00:08:35,911 --> 00:08:37,181 ♪ Hell yeah ♪ 151 00:08:38,315 --> 00:08:39,383 ♪ That's right ♪ 152 00:08:40,383 --> 00:08:41,451 ♪ Hey ♪ 153 00:08:42,419 --> 00:08:43,486 ♪ Hey ♪ 154 00:08:44,421 --> 00:08:45,488 ♪ Hey ♪ 155 00:08:46,222 --> 00:08:48,290 - ♪ Hey ♪ - (MUSIC FADING) 156 00:08:48,292 --> 00:08:49,360 ♪ Hey ♪ 157 00:08:50,294 --> 00:08:51,361 ♪ Hey ♪ 158 00:08:52,295 --> 00:08:53,363 ♪ Hey ♪ 159 00:08:54,298 --> 00:08:55,366 ♪ Hey ♪ 160 00:08:57,034 --> 00:08:59,337 (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS) 161 00:09:09,213 --> 00:09:12,881 Millions of dollars went into these walls 162 00:09:12,883 --> 00:09:16,085 just to... make sure that thousands of calls 163 00:09:16,087 --> 00:09:18,821 can go out and in at the same time 164 00:09:18,823 --> 00:09:20,523 without jamming the lines. 165 00:09:20,525 --> 00:09:21,557 (DINGS) 166 00:09:21,559 --> 00:09:22,991 Log in here. Grab a seat. 167 00:09:22,993 --> 00:09:24,596 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 168 00:09:28,666 --> 00:09:29,935 Come on. 169 00:09:30,770 --> 00:09:32,272 You studied the script? 170 00:09:33,004 --> 00:09:34,938 - Yeah. - Look, clock in, 171 00:09:34,940 --> 00:09:37,374 don't be lazy, 172 00:09:37,376 --> 00:09:38,875 and I won't have to be an asshole. 173 00:09:38,877 --> 00:09:42,478 Make a sale, this light goes on. 174 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:44,114 You do real good, 175 00:09:44,116 --> 00:09:49,320 eventually you might even be able to be a Power Caller. 176 00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:53,290 - A Power Caller? - Where the callers are ballers. 177 00:09:53,292 --> 00:09:56,696 Where they make the real money. 178 00:09:57,763 --> 00:09:59,667 They even have their own elevator. 179 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,168 Oh yeah, I saw that. 180 00:10:03,002 --> 00:10:04,537 Stick to the script. 181 00:10:20,754 --> 00:10:22,622 (KEYBOARD CLATTERS) 182 00:10:22,624 --> 00:10:24,024 (PHONE BUZZES) 183 00:10:25,927 --> 00:10:27,526 (RUMBLING) 184 00:10:27,528 --> 00:10:28,663 What the fuck? 185 00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:34,032 - Hello. - Hey, Mr. Davidson. 186 00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:36,037 Cassius Green here. Sorry to bo... 187 00:10:36,938 --> 00:10:38,339 - (DINGS) - WOMAN: Another one! 188 00:10:38,341 --> 00:10:40,941 (MAN SHOUTING) 189 00:10:40,943 --> 00:10:42,742 (KEYBOARD CLACKS) 190 00:10:42,744 --> 00:10:44,647 (MOANING) 191 00:10:45,813 --> 00:10:47,147 AMAYA: Hello? 192 00:10:47,149 --> 00:10:48,981 Uh, this is Cassius Green. Sorry to bother you. 193 00:10:48,983 --> 00:10:51,151 I just wanted to mention something else about 194 00:10:51,153 --> 00:10:53,085 an encyc... inside an encyclopedia. 195 00:10:53,087 --> 00:10:54,622 (COPIER WHIRRING WILDLY) 196 00:10:59,396 --> 00:11:00,494 (RUMBLING) 197 00:11:00,496 --> 00:11:02,062 Hello? 198 00:11:02,064 --> 00:11:04,130 - Hi, Mrs. Costello. - Yes. 199 00:11:04,132 --> 00:11:05,765 This is Cassius Green. 200 00:11:05,767 --> 00:11:09,535 I know that you've enjoyed our, uh, series on birdwatching, 201 00:11:09,537 --> 00:11:11,938 so I wanted to call and... and help you out. 202 00:11:11,940 --> 00:11:15,511 I'm sorry, young man, we don't have any money. 203 00:11:16,746 --> 00:11:18,712 My husband's in the hospital. 204 00:11:18,714 --> 00:11:21,849 He's 73. He's got stage 4 cancer. 205 00:11:21,851 --> 00:11:23,387 (CRYING) 206 00:11:26,956 --> 00:11:29,359 (COPIER WHIRRING WILDY) 207 00:11:30,094 --> 00:11:32,195 - (COSTELLO SOBBING) - Umm... 208 00:11:33,562 --> 00:11:34,631 it's... 209 00:11:36,367 --> 00:11:39,000 Oh, it's interesting that you say that, Mrs. Costello, 210 00:11:39,002 --> 00:11:40,736 because book number five in the Insight series 211 00:11:40,738 --> 00:11:44,505 is all about wellness, how to stay healthy... on your own 212 00:11:44,507 --> 00:11:46,775 without even going to the doctor, so... so... 213 00:11:46,777 --> 00:11:47,977 (MUTTERS) Damn it. 214 00:11:47,979 --> 00:11:50,148 (COPIER WHIRRING WILDLY) 215 00:11:54,153 --> 00:11:56,352 (MEN ARGUING) 216 00:11:56,354 --> 00:11:59,921 Really? You gonna stuff all those French fries in your mouth? 217 00:11:59,923 --> 00:12:01,759 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYS) 218 00:12:04,494 --> 00:12:08,499 I feel incompetent and like an asshole doing this job. 219 00:12:10,635 --> 00:12:12,071 I don't feel any different. 220 00:12:13,706 --> 00:12:14,839 Hey. 221 00:12:14,841 --> 00:12:16,739 That's that the dude from that show. 222 00:12:16,741 --> 00:12:19,609 - Hey! Hey! - Oh shit! 223 00:12:19,611 --> 00:12:21,878 That's fucking cool. I hate that show. 224 00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:24,281 But I never noticed that, uh, room. 225 00:12:24,283 --> 00:12:25,816 What... what is that? 226 00:12:25,818 --> 00:12:27,384 The VIP room. 227 00:12:27,386 --> 00:12:30,487 What the hell is a place like this doing with a VIP room? 228 00:12:30,489 --> 00:12:32,089 I used to be in there all the time. 229 00:12:32,091 --> 00:12:34,724 Well, what qualifies a person to be VIP? 230 00:12:34,726 --> 00:12:37,162 Well, you need the password. 231 00:12:37,164 --> 00:12:40,031 And this week it's "upscale elegance." 232 00:12:40,033 --> 00:12:42,267 Actually, every week is "upscale elegance." 233 00:12:42,269 --> 00:12:44,605 - I'm goin'. - Where the fuck you going? 234 00:12:46,939 --> 00:12:49,608 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS) 235 00:12:49,610 --> 00:12:50,776 Yeah! 236 00:12:50,778 --> 00:12:53,447 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 237 00:13:08,729 --> 00:13:10,663 Fuck! 238 00:13:10,665 --> 00:13:12,197 Ah! 239 00:13:12,199 --> 00:13:14,236 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYS) 240 00:13:15,837 --> 00:13:17,172 That's some baller shit. 241 00:13:19,306 --> 00:13:21,276 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 242 00:13:23,111 --> 00:13:26,813 Hey! Mr., uh, D. Imits, Cassius Green here. 243 00:13:26,815 --> 00:13:28,781 - Sorry to bother you. I just... - (LINE CLICKS) 244 00:13:28,783 --> 00:13:30,585 (MAN LAUGHING) 245 00:13:35,791 --> 00:13:36,926 Hey, youngblood. 246 00:13:39,896 --> 00:13:41,361 - What up? - Lemme give you a tip. 247 00:13:41,363 --> 00:13:43,166 Use your white voice. 248 00:13:43,898 --> 00:13:45,834 - My white voice? - Yeah. 249 00:13:46,569 --> 00:13:48,234 Man, I ain't got no white voice. 250 00:13:48,236 --> 00:13:50,404 Oh, come on, you know what I mean, youngblood. 251 00:13:50,406 --> 00:13:53,708 You have a white voice in there, you can use it. 252 00:13:53,710 --> 00:13:56,910 It's like when you get pulled over by the police. 253 00:13:56,912 --> 00:13:59,880 Oh, no. I just use my regular voice when that happens. 254 00:13:59,882 --> 00:14:02,983 I just say, "Back the fuck up off the car and don't nobody get hurt!" 255 00:14:02,985 --> 00:14:05,185 All right, man, I'm just trying to give you some game. 256 00:14:05,187 --> 00:14:07,420 You wanna make some money here? 257 00:14:07,422 --> 00:14:09,692 Then read the script with a white voice. 258 00:14:10,826 --> 00:14:13,495 Well, people say I talk with a white voice anyway, 259 00:14:13,497 --> 00:14:15,062 so why it ain't helping me out? 260 00:14:15,064 --> 00:14:17,199 Well, you don't talk white enough. 261 00:14:17,201 --> 00:14:19,167 I'm not talkin' bout Will Smith white. 262 00:14:19,169 --> 00:14:20,768 That ain't white, that's just proper. 263 00:14:20,770 --> 00:14:22,906 - Mm-hmm. - I'm talking about the real deal. 264 00:14:23,875 --> 00:14:25,340 Okay, so like... 265 00:14:25,342 --> 00:14:28,142 (NASALLY) "Hello, Mr. Everet. Cassius Green here. 266 00:14:28,144 --> 00:14:30,878 - Sorry to bother you"... - Nah, man. Look, you got it wrong. 267 00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:34,849 - I'm not talking about sounding all nasal. - (CHUCKLES) 268 00:14:34,851 --> 00:14:37,653 It's, like, sounding like you don't have a care. 269 00:14:37,655 --> 00:14:40,590 Got your bills paid. You're happy about your future. 270 00:14:40,592 --> 00:14:43,927 You about ready to jump in your Ferrari out there 271 00:14:43,929 --> 00:14:45,460 after you get off this call. 272 00:14:45,462 --> 00:14:48,297 Put some real breath in there. 273 00:14:48,299 --> 00:14:52,435 Breezy like... "I don't really need this money." 274 00:14:52,437 --> 00:14:54,369 - (CHUCKLES) - You've never been fired. 275 00:14:54,371 --> 00:14:56,541 (CHUCKLES) Only laid off. 276 00:14:57,275 --> 00:15:00,244 It's not really a white voice. 277 00:15:00,246 --> 00:15:02,545 It's what they wish they sounded like. 278 00:15:02,547 --> 00:15:07,784 So, it's like what they think they're supposed to sound like. 279 00:15:07,786 --> 00:15:10,086 Like this, youngblood. 280 00:15:10,088 --> 00:15:11,422 (WHITE VOICE) Hey! Mr. Kramer! 281 00:15:11,424 --> 00:15:13,724 This is Langston from Regalview. 282 00:15:13,726 --> 00:15:16,396 I didn't catch you at the wrong time, did I? 283 00:15:18,430 --> 00:15:21,399 If you're ever gonna be a Power Caller, 284 00:15:21,401 --> 00:15:25,036 you gotta know when to bag ‘em and when to tag ‘em. 285 00:15:25,038 --> 00:15:29,241 - Yeah? - Hey. Um, what's baggin' and what's taggin'? 286 00:15:29,243 --> 00:15:31,876 Bagging is when you drop the call. 287 00:15:31,878 --> 00:15:33,645 Like a dead body into a bag, 288 00:15:33,647 --> 00:15:36,814 you drop that shit 'cause it crossed the line. 289 00:15:36,816 --> 00:15:40,485 Tagging is when you claim that money. 290 00:15:40,487 --> 00:15:42,254 It's a sale. Cha-ching! 291 00:15:42,256 --> 00:15:46,057 Like when they put the tag on the body at the morgue to identify it. 292 00:15:46,059 --> 00:15:47,459 That's mine. 293 00:15:47,461 --> 00:15:50,863 Maybe you already bagged that dead body, right? 294 00:15:50,865 --> 00:15:54,233 And you're just about to walk away, skip town, 295 00:15:54,235 --> 00:15:55,867 lay low for a little while. 296 00:15:55,869 --> 00:15:59,472 But instead, you drag that heavy fucker 297 00:15:59,474 --> 00:16:03,508 on out into the alley and... then you tag it! 298 00:16:03,510 --> 00:16:05,276 Okay. Uh, I... I just... 299 00:16:05,278 --> 00:16:09,314 I feel like these metaphors have not been cleared for this pep rally. 300 00:16:09,316 --> 00:16:14,054 - Ah, okay. Diana? - Oh! Yes. (CHUCKLES) 301 00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:16,889 Uh... hi. I'm new, 302 00:16:16,891 --> 00:16:19,793 so forgive me for not knowing everyone's name yet. 303 00:16:19,795 --> 00:16:22,464 My name is Diana... 304 00:16:23,231 --> 00:16:25,467 Dee-bo-sher-ree. 305 00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:29,069 - That looks like "debauchery." - DIANA: Well, it's not. 306 00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:31,604 Uh, I am your new Team Leader! 307 00:16:31,606 --> 00:16:33,139 And I know you're looking at me going, 308 00:16:33,141 --> 00:16:34,807 "Is she a manager? I'm scared." Okay. 309 00:16:34,809 --> 00:16:37,411 "She's going to treat me like a system of motorized appendages!" 310 00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:39,514 No, that stops here, that stops right now. 311 00:16:39,516 --> 00:16:41,249 You are not employees to me. 312 00:16:41,251 --> 00:16:44,251 You are Team Members! We're a family now. You know what that means? 313 00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:47,222 It means I lean on you, you lean on me. There's a synergy. 314 00:16:47,991 --> 00:16:50,057 And you can feel that energy. I know that you can. 315 00:16:50,059 --> 00:16:52,460 People are starting to get emotional, and I love that. 316 00:16:52,462 --> 00:16:54,398 Does that mean we get paid more? 317 00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:59,235 "No." Okay, but what is capital? Right? 318 00:16:59,237 --> 00:17:01,703 I would argue that social currency now is more important, 319 00:17:01,705 --> 00:17:04,072 and don't take it from me, take it from the news. 320 00:17:04,074 --> 00:17:07,543 Take it from media, all kinds of media: digital, paper, otherwise. 321 00:17:07,545 --> 00:17:09,276 Media is changing, so is capital. 322 00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:11,746 Get with it. I don't want to scare you, but it's a new world. 323 00:17:11,748 --> 00:17:14,149 Okay, Team Members. Let's, uh... 324 00:17:14,151 --> 00:17:16,552 thank you very much, and let's all get back to work. 325 00:17:16,554 --> 00:17:20,289 Remember! Hit your contacts! Up the ante! 326 00:17:20,291 --> 00:17:22,558 Work the grid! And... 327 00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:25,228 - EMPLOYEES: Stick to the Script. - That's right. 328 00:17:25,230 --> 00:17:28,097 Any one of you can turn Power Caller 329 00:17:28,099 --> 00:17:30,503 and be rollin' in dough! 330 00:17:35,974 --> 00:17:37,743 Oh, excuse me. 331 00:17:41,111 --> 00:17:43,181 Ah. Okay. 332 00:17:44,783 --> 00:17:48,788 Nothing in this office is free, man, you gotta put money in there. 333 00:17:50,055 --> 00:17:51,589 Oh, re... really? 334 00:17:51,591 --> 00:17:52,990 It's okay, you're not missing out. It tastes like shit. 335 00:17:52,992 --> 00:17:55,061 Fuck. I thought I could get lucky, asshole. 336 00:17:55,896 --> 00:17:58,965 I was just giving you shit, man. I'm... I'm Squeeze. 337 00:17:59,698 --> 00:18:01,265 I've seen you around for a couple weeks. 338 00:18:01,267 --> 00:18:02,867 It was a good question in there. 339 00:18:02,869 --> 00:18:05,938 Cassius. People call me Cash. 340 00:18:06,673 --> 00:18:08,575 It was a really good question in there, man. 341 00:18:09,641 --> 00:18:11,609 - What, about us getting paid? - Yeah. 342 00:18:11,611 --> 00:18:13,578 I mean, I just think it's kind of silly 343 00:18:13,580 --> 00:18:15,347 that we have to be all excited. 344 00:18:15,349 --> 00:18:16,915 - I know, right? - It's bullshit. 345 00:18:16,917 --> 00:18:19,650 Exactly. I mean, you just cut straight to the chase, man. 346 00:18:19,652 --> 00:18:21,320 - That's awesome. - (BELL DINGS) 347 00:18:21,322 --> 00:18:24,189 (WHISPERS) A player gotta mob up with us for some scrill and bennies. 348 00:18:24,191 --> 00:18:25,892 Well, what the fuck does that mean? 349 00:18:27,694 --> 00:18:30,762 Uh, there's a bunch of us 350 00:18:30,764 --> 00:18:34,666 that are organizing to get us paid more. 351 00:18:34,668 --> 00:18:36,168 Get some benefits. 352 00:18:36,170 --> 00:18:39,507 We could really use your energy to jump things off. 353 00:18:40,374 --> 00:18:42,975 Yeah, look, I gotta get back to work, man. 354 00:18:42,977 --> 00:18:45,712 Hey, man, look, I'm sorry I got you like this, 355 00:18:45,714 --> 00:18:48,014 but obviously we can't talk here. 356 00:18:48,016 --> 00:18:51,516 So, grab a drink later. It's on me. 357 00:18:51,518 --> 00:18:53,855 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 358 00:19:07,170 --> 00:19:08,502 CASSIUS: Hey, lady, how much? 359 00:19:08,504 --> 00:19:10,006 (DETROIT LAUGHS) 360 00:19:10,773 --> 00:19:12,171 - Okay. - SALVADOR: So, we good? 361 00:19:12,173 --> 00:19:13,809 - Yeah. - SALVADOR: Alright. 362 00:19:17,278 --> 00:19:19,047 - DETROIT: Hey. - What up? 363 00:19:19,948 --> 00:19:21,849 - Who are you? - CASSIUS: That's Squeeze. 364 00:19:21,851 --> 00:19:24,185 - Squeeze. - He works with us at Regalview. 365 00:19:24,187 --> 00:19:25,420 Squeeze, Detroit. 366 00:19:25,422 --> 00:19:27,755 - Detroit? That's cool. - Yeah. 367 00:19:27,757 --> 00:19:30,025 My parents wanted me to have an American name. 368 00:19:30,027 --> 00:19:31,426 SQUEEZE: Nice! 369 00:19:31,428 --> 00:19:34,528 And Detroit is a brilliant visual and performance artist... 370 00:19:34,530 --> 00:19:35,964 No, my art is not twirling signs. 371 00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:37,832 ...who's about to open her first show. 372 00:19:37,834 --> 00:19:41,669 (LAUGHS) Okay, "Mr. Embarrassing Intro Guy." 373 00:19:41,671 --> 00:19:44,072 Squeeze, in high school, Cash was... 374 00:19:44,074 --> 00:19:45,640 - (TIRES SCREECH) - Shit! 375 00:19:45,642 --> 00:19:47,642 Stuck... brake. 376 00:19:47,644 --> 00:19:48,913 (CLEARS THROAT) 377 00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:52,680 Why do you always talk about what I did in high school? 378 00:19:52,682 --> 00:19:56,852 I mean, like, look at our high school football team. 379 00:19:56,854 --> 00:19:58,187 Literally. Look at 'em. 380 00:19:58,189 --> 00:20:01,157 All they do is work at the home furniture store 381 00:20:01,159 --> 00:20:02,892 and play football all day. 382 00:20:02,894 --> 00:20:04,992 It's, like, they're stuck or something. 383 00:20:04,994 --> 00:20:08,332 Man, what the hell you talkin' bout? I mean, they're friends. 384 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:13,039 Baby, can you please not talk about the sun exploding tonight? 385 00:20:14,071 --> 00:20:15,140 Okay. 386 00:20:16,442 --> 00:20:19,308 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) 387 00:20:19,310 --> 00:20:22,144 CASSIUS: Yeah, but you know, I... I just... at the end of the day 388 00:20:22,146 --> 00:20:24,815 I just don't want to be stuck in their position. 389 00:20:24,817 --> 00:20:26,516 - (THUNDER CRASHES) - CASSIUS: Ah, shit. 390 00:20:26,518 --> 00:20:28,751 D, wiper duty, please. 391 00:20:28,753 --> 00:20:31,422 Come on, man. I never get wiper duty. 392 00:20:31,424 --> 00:20:33,856 - You can wipe my ass, Sal. - (LAUGHTER) 393 00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:36,260 Oh, really? With what? My tongue? 394 00:20:36,262 --> 00:20:38,930 Well, shit, it might make your breath smell a little bit better. 395 00:20:38,932 --> 00:20:42,165 - (LAUGHS) ♪ Shitty breath, Sal ♪ - ♪ Sal ♪ 396 00:20:42,167 --> 00:20:45,606 - ♪ Shitty breath, Sal ♪ - SALVADOR: Oh God. 397 00:20:46,905 --> 00:20:48,875 ♪ The shittiest breah in Oakland ♪ 398 00:20:50,175 --> 00:20:52,846 (SALVADOR GRUNTING, SPEAKS INDISCERNIBLY) 399 00:20:53,613 --> 00:20:55,913 CASSIUS: Keeping turning, Troit. Turn. 400 00:20:55,915 --> 00:20:58,348 REPORTER (ON TV): ...the fourth day of violent protests 401 00:20:58,350 --> 00:20:59,818 at Worryfree headquarters. 402 00:20:59,820 --> 00:21:01,953 Protesters say Worryfree's method 403 00:21:01,955 --> 00:21:03,789 of lifetime labor contracts 404 00:21:03,791 --> 00:21:05,757 is a new form of slavery. 405 00:21:05,759 --> 00:21:08,026 Worryfree CEO Steve Lift 406 00:21:08,028 --> 00:21:10,229 was interviewed on Oprah today. 407 00:21:10,231 --> 00:21:12,498 No. Conclusively no. 408 00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:14,466 Our workers do not sign contracts 409 00:21:14,468 --> 00:21:15,800 under threats of physical violence 410 00:21:15,802 --> 00:21:17,603 so, therefore, the comparison to slavery 411 00:21:17,605 --> 00:21:20,439 is just ludicrous and offensive. 412 00:21:20,441 --> 00:21:23,242 We're transforming life itself. 413 00:21:23,244 --> 00:21:24,610 We're saving the economy. 414 00:21:24,612 --> 00:21:26,414 I mean, we're... we're saving lives. 415 00:21:27,282 --> 00:21:29,315 It's all highlighted in my book. I lay out the whole thing. 416 00:21:29,317 --> 00:21:31,451 REPORTER (ON TV): Many of the violent protesters 417 00:21:31,453 --> 00:21:33,185 are part of the "Left Eye Faction" 418 00:21:33,187 --> 00:21:36,289 and are identifiable by the black mark under their left eye. 419 00:21:36,291 --> 00:21:38,325 There's no employment for many people. 420 00:21:38,327 --> 00:21:41,360 Even sweat shops have been replaced by Worryfree LiveWork Centers. 421 00:21:41,362 --> 00:21:42,729 These places are prisons, 422 00:21:42,731 --> 00:21:44,363 and we're packed in there like sardines, 423 00:21:44,365 --> 00:21:47,167 fed cheap slop, and worked to the bone 14 hours a day. 424 00:21:47,169 --> 00:21:50,370 AUDIENCE (ON TV): I Got the Shit Kicked Out of Me! 425 00:21:50,372 --> 00:21:51,405 (MAN ON TV GRUNTS) 426 00:21:51,407 --> 00:21:52,841 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS) 427 00:21:53,842 --> 00:21:56,143 SALVADOR: All I'm saying is if you don't cook the spaghetti 428 00:21:56,145 --> 00:21:58,812 in the sauce with the cheese in it first, 429 00:21:58,814 --> 00:22:02,281 - that's some white shit. - That's some bullshit man. 430 00:22:02,283 --> 00:22:04,918 You don't get to decide what's black and what's white. 431 00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:07,420 Well, that-that... but that's how black folks do it, man. 432 00:22:07,422 --> 00:22:10,291 - No, nigga, I'm black. - We talked about that, man. 433 00:22:10,293 --> 00:22:12,193 You kind of black, you Lionel-Richie black. 434 00:22:12,195 --> 00:22:15,030 - (LAUGHS) - Look, I... I make my noodles, 435 00:22:15,032 --> 00:22:17,232 then I put the sauce on, then... look it, 436 00:22:17,234 --> 00:22:18,966 then I put a little, uh, Parmesan... 437 00:22:18,968 --> 00:22:20,501 it doesn't even fucking matter, alright, 438 00:22:20,503 --> 00:22:21,936 'cause pasta is from Italy. 439 00:22:21,938 --> 00:22:23,103 Italians ain't white! 440 00:22:23,105 --> 00:22:24,673 - Yes, they are, bro. - Yes, they are! 441 00:22:24,675 --> 00:22:26,440 - (LAUGHS) - Since the fuck when? 442 00:22:26,442 --> 00:22:28,709 Since the last 60 years, man. 443 00:22:28,711 --> 00:22:29,977 Spaghetti is Chinese. 444 00:22:29,979 --> 00:22:33,013 Speaking of white, I'm gonna make a toast. 445 00:22:33,015 --> 00:22:34,485 - Come on. - SAL: A'ight. 446 00:22:35,519 --> 00:22:36,821 CASSIUS: Okay. 447 00:22:38,555 --> 00:22:40,222 (ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYS) 448 00:22:40,224 --> 00:22:42,992 (WHITE VOICE) To my esteemed Regalview associates 449 00:22:42,994 --> 00:22:45,695 whom I revere with great fervor... 450 00:22:45,697 --> 00:22:47,295 What? 451 00:22:47,297 --> 00:22:51,202 ...and to my alluring and phenomenally talented fiancée... 452 00:22:53,203 --> 00:22:55,537 I'd like to dedicate this imbibing 453 00:22:55,539 --> 00:22:57,273 of intoxicating elixirs. 454 00:22:57,275 --> 00:23:00,377 Here's to becoming a Power Caller! 455 00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:02,315 (ETHEREAL MUSIC CONTINUES) 456 00:23:07,318 --> 00:23:08,584 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS) 457 00:23:08,586 --> 00:23:10,086 Cassius, how'd you do that? 458 00:23:10,088 --> 00:23:12,723 (SIGHS, NORMAL VOICE) Old man at the jobby-job. 459 00:23:12,725 --> 00:23:13,890 It's called the white voice. 460 00:23:13,892 --> 00:23:15,825 I guess I'm... a natural at it. 461 00:23:15,827 --> 00:23:18,027 That was all some puppet-master voodoo shit! 462 00:23:18,029 --> 00:23:19,496 Dude, you sounded overdubbed. 463 00:23:19,498 --> 00:23:22,232 Man, your white voice, man, it's fucking scary. 464 00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:24,134 Yeah, I've never seen that shit before. 465 00:23:24,136 --> 00:23:27,572 But I have heard about that Power Caller shit that you're talking about. 466 00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:28,606 That's a scam. 467 00:23:28,608 --> 00:23:30,210 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 468 00:23:31,010 --> 00:23:32,677 "If you work hard enough as a fry cook, 469 00:23:32,679 --> 00:23:34,844 maybe you can become a manager!" 470 00:23:34,846 --> 00:23:38,314 Or... or "If you twirl that sign really well, 471 00:23:38,316 --> 00:23:42,053 then maybe you can twirl a larger sign on a more glamorous corner." 472 00:23:42,055 --> 00:23:43,987 No, I already have the best corner, 473 00:23:43,989 --> 00:23:46,991 and the biggest sign, and the best word. "Off." 474 00:23:46,993 --> 00:23:48,727 It is the anchor to the slogan. 475 00:23:48,729 --> 00:23:50,528 - So... - So, what's the point then? 476 00:23:50,530 --> 00:23:54,065 What you think, I'm just supposed to work, eat, fuck, sleep? 477 00:23:54,067 --> 00:23:57,404 No, I'm... I'm not saying that. I'm saying what we need... 478 00:23:59,539 --> 00:24:01,574 We need a union at Regalview. 479 00:24:01,576 --> 00:24:03,142 That way, we all get paid. 480 00:24:03,144 --> 00:24:06,844 (WHITE VOICE) Okay. Okay. Well said, broham. 481 00:24:06,846 --> 00:24:08,549 I'm down. 482 00:24:14,655 --> 00:24:16,588 - Hey, Cassius. - Hey, Serg. 483 00:24:16,590 --> 00:24:19,826 Uh, look, I get paid Friday, so I'll have half your money by then. 484 00:24:19,828 --> 00:24:21,260 Even if you had all the money, 485 00:24:21,262 --> 00:24:23,462 your little four month's rent wouldn't help me. 486 00:24:23,464 --> 00:24:24,864 I owe too much. 487 00:24:24,866 --> 00:24:26,666 If I don't come up with a boatload of money 488 00:24:26,668 --> 00:24:28,336 by next month... which I won't... 489 00:24:29,104 --> 00:24:30,970 the bank is taking my shit. 490 00:24:30,972 --> 00:24:32,875 You should find a new place. 491 00:24:34,143 --> 00:24:35,042 Damn. 492 00:24:35,044 --> 00:24:37,546 It's making my diabetes act up. 493 00:24:38,513 --> 00:24:40,149 (CLICKS) 494 00:24:42,184 --> 00:24:43,451 (SIGHS) 495 00:24:43,453 --> 00:24:44,551 So, what you gonna do? 496 00:24:44,553 --> 00:24:47,020 I've been talkin' to those Worryfree people. 497 00:24:47,022 --> 00:24:50,257 They sent me a brochure. It don't sound that bad. 498 00:24:50,259 --> 00:24:52,492 Three hots and a cot, like we used to say. 499 00:24:52,494 --> 00:24:55,128 - Oh, hell no, sir. Come on. - No, don't... don't do that. 500 00:24:55,130 --> 00:24:56,999 Look, we'll figure something out. 501 00:24:58,001 --> 00:24:59,634 Yes, I'm so sorry to bother you. 502 00:24:59,636 --> 00:25:01,603 Yeah, well, let me tell you. I got a special for you. 503 00:25:01,605 --> 00:25:04,505 (WHITE VOICE) Look, you bring a chick home to your apartment. 504 00:25:04,507 --> 00:25:06,407 It's clean. It's stylish. 505 00:25:06,409 --> 00:25:08,108 Of course, it is. She's already seen that 506 00:25:08,110 --> 00:25:09,711 from the guy she was with two weeks ago. 507 00:25:09,713 --> 00:25:11,512 And then her eyes move over 508 00:25:11,514 --> 00:25:13,347 to those brown leather bad boys 509 00:25:13,349 --> 00:25:16,651 from the Insight Encyclopedias, Intellectual Edition. 510 00:25:16,653 --> 00:25:18,086 (BOTH LAUGH) 511 00:25:18,088 --> 00:25:19,753 - It's fuck time! Do you know what I mean? - Yeah! 512 00:25:19,755 --> 00:25:22,059 Yeah! Holla, holla, holla, holla, holla! 513 00:25:22,827 --> 00:25:24,527 Oh, yeah? (LAUGHS) 514 00:25:24,529 --> 00:25:26,363 Spin Doctors. Classic! 515 00:25:26,365 --> 00:25:28,830 Tim, I want to chop it up more, 516 00:25:28,832 --> 00:25:30,899 but I gotta get to my squash game. 517 00:25:30,901 --> 00:25:33,802 Was that Visa or Mastercard? 518 00:25:33,804 --> 00:25:36,408 - (ROCK MUSIC PLAYS) - (MUTTERS) God, this voice shit is crazy. 519 00:25:38,008 --> 00:25:41,609 (BOTH LAUGH) 520 00:25:41,611 --> 00:25:42,645 (NORMAL VOICE) Yeah! 521 00:25:42,647 --> 00:25:44,413 - ♪ Oh yeah... ♪ - Oh! 522 00:25:44,415 --> 00:25:46,381 ♪ All right ♪ 523 00:25:46,383 --> 00:25:47,384 Yeah! 524 00:25:47,386 --> 00:25:49,686 - Yes! Tell that bitch "yes"! Yes! - Yes! 525 00:25:49,688 --> 00:25:52,255 - Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! - Hey! Hey! Hey! 526 00:25:52,257 --> 00:25:55,091 ♪ All right, oh yeah... ♪ 527 00:25:55,093 --> 00:25:57,196 - (CASSIUS GRUNTS) - ♪ That's right ♪ 528 00:25:58,429 --> 00:25:59,463 ♪ Hey ♪ 529 00:25:59,465 --> 00:26:00,464 Where's the wine at? 530 00:26:00,466 --> 00:26:02,599 Power Calling all you motherfuckers! 531 00:26:02,601 --> 00:26:05,868 (SHOUTS INDISCERNIBLY) 532 00:26:05,870 --> 00:26:07,538 Yeah! 533 00:26:07,540 --> 00:26:09,005 Baby, yes! 534 00:26:09,007 --> 00:26:11,242 Oh yeah! Oh yeah! 535 00:26:11,244 --> 00:26:14,512 - Woo! Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo! - (LAUGHING) 536 00:26:14,514 --> 00:26:15,679 - Yes! - (GRUNTS) 537 00:26:15,681 --> 00:26:17,183 (LAUGHS) 538 00:26:18,552 --> 00:26:19,617 (MUSIC STOPS) 539 00:26:19,619 --> 00:26:21,285 I... I should probably get back to work, man. 540 00:26:21,287 --> 00:26:23,286 - (LAUGHS) - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 541 00:26:23,288 --> 00:26:25,990 (WHISPERS) You're stoked, man! 542 00:26:25,992 --> 00:26:28,292 You're doin' so fucking good with the voice thing. 543 00:26:28,294 --> 00:26:30,762 But hit more contacts per hour. 544 00:26:30,764 --> 00:26:32,129 Mm-hmm. 545 00:26:32,131 --> 00:26:35,437 Oh. They're talkin' about you, bro. 546 00:26:36,438 --> 00:26:38,336 You're on your way. 547 00:26:38,338 --> 00:26:40,038 Pah! 548 00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:42,608 To where, heaven? 549 00:26:42,610 --> 00:26:44,642 Almost. 550 00:26:44,644 --> 00:26:48,083 PC, baby. Power Caller. 551 00:26:49,984 --> 00:26:51,586 Oh, uh... 552 00:26:55,757 --> 00:26:58,525 - Did you hear what he just said? - Yeah, yeah, I heard him, man. 553 00:26:58,527 --> 00:27:00,861 He told me the exact same shit three months ago. 554 00:27:00,863 --> 00:27:02,597 Nice earrings. 555 00:27:03,765 --> 00:27:05,735 Thanks. Made 'em myself. 556 00:27:08,103 --> 00:27:10,538 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYS) 557 00:27:12,606 --> 00:27:14,940 ♪ Copulation ♪ 558 00:27:14,942 --> 00:27:17,110 ♪ An equation... ♪ 559 00:27:17,112 --> 00:27:18,781 (MUSIC CONTINUES IN BACKGROUD) 560 00:27:27,155 --> 00:27:28,555 What kind of world is it 561 00:27:28,557 --> 00:27:30,727 when this is the most popular show in America? 562 00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:34,929 They say 150 million people watch this every night. 563 00:27:34,931 --> 00:27:36,162 Mmm. 564 00:27:36,164 --> 00:27:38,065 LANGSTON: I, personally, love seeing 565 00:27:38,067 --> 00:27:40,433 a muthafucka get beat down and humiliated. 566 00:27:40,435 --> 00:27:41,401 (LAUGHS) 567 00:27:41,403 --> 00:27:43,707 Makes... makes me feel warm inside. 568 00:27:44,973 --> 00:27:47,208 I got the muthafucking T-shirt. 569 00:27:47,210 --> 00:27:48,978 - SQUEEZE: Oh! - Check this. 570 00:27:48,980 --> 00:27:50,446 - Oh! - (LAUGHS) 571 00:27:50,448 --> 00:27:54,649 - I'm gonna go dance, man. - Alright. Yeah, motherfucka. 572 00:27:54,651 --> 00:27:56,687 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 573 00:28:03,292 --> 00:28:05,626 Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm! No. (CHUCKLES) 574 00:28:05,628 --> 00:28:06,830 Give me the good stuff. 575 00:28:07,830 --> 00:28:10,333 Give me the good stuff. 576 00:28:12,337 --> 00:28:13,405 Yeah. 577 00:28:16,273 --> 00:28:18,543 That's what I'm talking about. 578 00:28:19,277 --> 00:28:21,711 So, why you ain't dancing' man? 579 00:28:21,713 --> 00:28:24,381 Motherfucker, I'm too old for that shit. 580 00:28:24,383 --> 00:28:25,749 (CHUCKLES) 581 00:28:25,751 --> 00:28:29,318 Man look, what happened to just doing the muthafucking dog, 582 00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:31,354 Umf-umf-umf-bow-wow. 583 00:28:31,356 --> 00:28:34,491 You know I'm freakin, you know what I'm saying? 584 00:28:34,493 --> 00:28:38,462 Shit, now you got to dislocate your muthafucking shoulder. 585 00:28:38,464 --> 00:28:41,100 Damn, what the fuck I look like doin that shit. 586 00:28:41,934 --> 00:28:43,099 You, uh... 587 00:28:43,101 --> 00:28:45,772 Hey. Power Callers, right? 588 00:28:46,638 --> 00:28:48,971 They make a shit ton of money, man. 589 00:28:48,973 --> 00:28:51,075 I'm talking about, like, bins 590 00:28:51,077 --> 00:28:54,310 and expensive house payment type of money. 591 00:28:54,312 --> 00:28:56,180 How the fuck is that even possible? 592 00:28:56,182 --> 00:29:00,684 If you selling the bullshit we selling, it's impossible. 593 00:29:00,686 --> 00:29:03,655 But they not selling the bullshit we selling. 594 00:29:03,657 --> 00:29:05,424 So, I guess comparing to what we doing 595 00:29:05,426 --> 00:29:08,894 to what they're doing is like apples to oranges. 596 00:29:08,896 --> 00:29:12,233 More like apples and the Holocaust. 597 00:29:15,735 --> 00:29:17,167 Alright. Bye. 598 00:29:17,169 --> 00:29:18,872 - (HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING) - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 599 00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:27,079 Don't look into the light. 600 00:29:27,081 --> 00:29:28,614 Fuckin' asshole. 601 00:29:28,616 --> 00:29:30,148 (BOTH LAUGH) 602 00:29:30,150 --> 00:29:32,050 - What up bro? - What's up man? 603 00:29:32,052 --> 00:29:33,919 - Good man. - Aw, that hurt. 604 00:29:33,921 --> 00:29:35,553 It's all good. I've been telling 605 00:29:35,555 --> 00:29:37,723 everybody how you've been kicking all types of ass at work. 606 00:29:37,725 --> 00:29:40,326 Yea. I mean it's crazy. I'm finally... 607 00:29:40,328 --> 00:29:41,961 feel like I'm good at something. 608 00:29:41,963 --> 00:29:43,229 I'm feeling myself. 609 00:29:43,231 --> 00:29:45,397 - Word. - I'm a fucking monster at this. 610 00:29:45,399 --> 00:29:47,367 (BOTH GROWLING PLAYFULLY) 611 00:29:47,369 --> 00:29:49,301 Man. That's awesome, man. 612 00:29:49,303 --> 00:29:50,736 Fucking dope man. That's awesome. 613 00:29:50,738 --> 00:29:52,475 Yeah... whoa! 614 00:29:53,275 --> 00:29:56,042 - Hey, Sugar Foot. Hey. - Hey, Lovely. 615 00:29:56,044 --> 00:29:58,279 - Can I get that? - Who invited you? 616 00:29:58,281 --> 00:29:59,980 Who asked you? 617 00:29:59,982 --> 00:30:01,548 I was hoping you'd pop up earlier. 618 00:30:01,550 --> 00:30:02,949 I thought you were coming by. 619 00:30:02,951 --> 00:30:05,551 Oh, to your gallery? I thought you said don't come. 620 00:30:05,553 --> 00:30:07,087 Your friends were helping you out. 621 00:30:07,089 --> 00:30:10,390 Baby, that's what I said. But don't listen to what I say. 622 00:30:10,392 --> 00:30:12,592 Listen to what I want. 623 00:30:12,594 --> 00:30:14,361 - I'm confused. - Yeah, I know you are. 624 00:30:14,363 --> 00:30:16,296 But are you gonna pick me up on Friday? 625 00:30:16,298 --> 00:30:18,299 - That's what I want. - Is cash green? 626 00:30:18,301 --> 00:30:19,903 Yeah. Cash is green. 627 00:30:22,237 --> 00:30:24,507 - Can I get a light? - SAL: No. 628 00:30:26,241 --> 00:30:28,475 Those are nice earrings. 629 00:30:28,477 --> 00:30:31,448 CASSIUS: Wait, baby. I didn't know you changed your earrings. 630 00:30:33,182 --> 00:30:36,653 SAL: Detroit, I didn't know you made earrings of your ex-boyfriends. 631 00:30:37,622 --> 00:30:38,890 (ALL CHUCKLING) 632 00:30:42,826 --> 00:30:45,430 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 633 00:31:11,623 --> 00:31:13,256 SQUEEZE: Alright, everybody. 634 00:31:13,258 --> 00:31:15,525 This is a pretty amazing turnout. 635 00:31:15,527 --> 00:31:17,692 I hope you guys all know that we're in this together. 636 00:31:17,694 --> 00:31:20,529 That this is all of us, ride or die. 637 00:31:20,531 --> 00:31:22,533 You know what today is? 638 00:31:22,535 --> 00:31:24,300 Today is the warning shot. 639 00:31:24,302 --> 00:31:26,305 Telling them that we stand united. 640 00:31:27,138 --> 00:31:29,038 If we get this right today, 641 00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:30,473 not only will it be our floor 642 00:31:30,475 --> 00:31:32,876 but it will be every other floor in Regalview and beyond. 643 00:31:32,878 --> 00:31:36,881 A twenty-minute work stoppage during prime calling time. 644 00:31:36,883 --> 00:31:39,216 I'll give the call. Sal what's the call? 645 00:31:39,218 --> 00:31:41,251 Fuck you, pay me. 646 00:31:41,253 --> 00:31:43,353 The other... other one. 647 00:31:43,355 --> 00:31:44,822 Phones down. 648 00:31:44,824 --> 00:31:46,557 Phones down. 649 00:31:46,559 --> 00:31:48,293 Okay? 650 00:31:48,295 --> 00:31:50,895 We hang up the phones. Put down our headsets. 651 00:31:50,897 --> 00:31:53,097 Now, they're gonna single some of us out. 652 00:31:53,099 --> 00:31:55,601 - Threaten our jobs. - Fuck that. 653 00:31:55,603 --> 00:31:58,268 - Yes, fuck that. - LANGSTON: Fuck that. 654 00:31:58,270 --> 00:31:59,504 - SAL: Fuck that. - MAN: Yeah, fuck. 655 00:31:59,506 --> 00:32:02,908 We ride for anyone they try to fire. 656 00:32:02,910 --> 00:32:04,409 We fight 657 00:32:04,411 --> 00:32:07,512 because we make the profits and they don't share. 658 00:32:07,514 --> 00:32:09,981 If we're gonna give them our day, 659 00:32:09,983 --> 00:32:13,685 we need to have enough to cover our basic necessities. 660 00:32:13,687 --> 00:32:15,924 - Human decency. - MAN: Yeah. 661 00:32:16,957 --> 00:32:18,993 Is anyone not down? 662 00:32:20,628 --> 00:32:21,661 Speak now. 663 00:32:21,663 --> 00:32:23,665 Nah, fuck that, Squeeze! We're ready! 664 00:32:24,633 --> 00:32:25,701 Hmm? 665 00:32:26,467 --> 00:32:29,935 Yeah. Uh, one for all. All for one. 666 00:32:29,937 --> 00:32:32,540 Yeah! I brought all types of weapons. 667 00:32:33,675 --> 00:32:37,243 Alright, folks. Let's meet back here at 3:00 PM. Okay? 668 00:32:37,245 --> 00:32:40,079 - Don't. It's not that serious. - SAL: Okay, alright cool. 669 00:32:40,081 --> 00:32:43,083 - SQUEEZE: It's like serious, but it's not that... - SAL: But I'm ready though. 670 00:32:43,085 --> 00:32:44,354 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 671 00:32:48,189 --> 00:32:49,791 (OMINOUS MUSIC) 672 00:33:19,423 --> 00:33:21,723 CASSIUS (WHITE VOICE): Thanks, Mr. Goldberg. 673 00:33:21,725 --> 00:33:25,461 As always, we'll be getting that out to you right away. 674 00:33:25,463 --> 00:33:26,829 By the way... 675 00:33:26,831 --> 00:33:29,501 SQUEEZE (SHOUTING): Regalview management... 676 00:33:31,502 --> 00:33:33,805 you are hereby warned. 677 00:33:34,706 --> 00:33:37,809 We will not be overlooked. 678 00:33:41,212 --> 00:33:43,148 Fucking God... 679 00:33:44,547 --> 00:33:48,818 Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! 680 00:33:48,820 --> 00:33:50,890 Phones down! 681 00:33:52,791 --> 00:33:55,127 JOHNNY: Fuck you! Fuck you! 682 00:33:56,061 --> 00:33:57,129 MAN: And fuck you! 683 00:33:58,362 --> 00:33:59,963 Fuck you, Regalview! 684 00:33:59,965 --> 00:34:03,699 GROUP (CHANTING): Fuck you, Regalview! Fuck you, Regalview! 685 00:34:03,701 --> 00:34:07,436 Fuck you, Regalview! Fuck you, Regalview! 686 00:34:07,438 --> 00:34:09,371 Fuck you, Regalview! 687 00:34:09,373 --> 00:34:13,110 Fuck you, Regalview! Fuck you, Regalview! 688 00:34:13,112 --> 00:34:14,778 Fuck you, Regalview! 689 00:34:14,780 --> 00:34:18,448 Fuck you, Regalview! Fuck you, Regalview! 690 00:34:18,450 --> 00:34:19,949 Fuck you, Regalview! 691 00:34:19,951 --> 00:34:23,620 Fuck you, Regalview! Fuck you, Regalview! 692 00:34:23,622 --> 00:34:25,488 Fuck you, Regalview! 693 00:34:25,490 --> 00:34:28,059 Fuck you, Regalview! 694 00:34:28,061 --> 00:34:29,829 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) 695 00:34:31,197 --> 00:34:33,133 ♪ ♪ 696 00:34:35,870 --> 00:34:37,138 MAN: Oh man! 697 00:34:44,944 --> 00:34:46,881 Out, out, out, out, out, out, out. 698 00:34:55,187 --> 00:34:56,420 Alright, hey look, 699 00:34:56,422 --> 00:34:58,124 I know you're gonna threaten to fire me. 700 00:34:58,126 --> 00:34:59,758 And go ahead whatever. I don't care anymore 701 00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:01,327 cause we're gonna take this fuckin place... 702 00:35:01,329 --> 00:35:03,499 (BOTH SNICKERING) 703 00:35:04,398 --> 00:35:06,833 Pack up your shit and get out. 704 00:35:06,835 --> 00:35:10,336 Well, fuck you and fuck you and fuck you! 705 00:35:10,338 --> 00:35:11,704 - ANDERSON: What? No... - Fuck you! 706 00:35:11,706 --> 00:35:14,206 - Fuck you! - No, no, no, no, no, no Mr. Green. 707 00:35:14,208 --> 00:35:16,608 You're starting to sound a little paranoid here. 708 00:35:16,610 --> 00:35:19,045 We're the bearers of good news. 709 00:35:19,047 --> 00:35:20,179 Great news. 710 00:35:20,181 --> 00:35:22,149 Great mothafuckin' news. 711 00:35:22,151 --> 00:35:24,285 Great motherfucking news. 712 00:35:24,287 --> 00:35:25,819 Power Caller. 713 00:35:25,821 --> 00:35:27,955 - What the fuck... - ANDERSON: Yeah, we just got the call. 714 00:35:27,957 --> 00:35:29,790 They think you're A-1 material. 715 00:35:29,792 --> 00:35:32,259 You're going upstairs my compadre. 716 00:35:32,261 --> 00:35:35,294 Yes. You are getting a promotion. 717 00:35:35,296 --> 00:35:37,531 9:00 AM tomorrow morning. 718 00:35:37,533 --> 00:35:39,866 - Do you have a suit? - Of course he does. 719 00:35:39,868 --> 00:35:44,370 Powerful, young, strong, intelligent Power Caller. 720 00:35:44,372 --> 00:35:46,407 - But, but they, um... - Oh, God. 721 00:35:46,409 --> 00:35:47,976 They're gonna do what they're gonna do. 722 00:35:47,978 --> 00:35:49,811 You're not going against their actions. 723 00:35:49,813 --> 00:35:52,447 All their issues are down here. Not up there. 724 00:35:52,449 --> 00:35:53,947 (CLICKING TONGUE) 725 00:35:53,949 --> 00:35:56,184 ANDERSON: Two very different kinds of telemarketing. 726 00:35:56,186 --> 00:35:59,857 But, but, oh, okay, um... 727 00:36:04,661 --> 00:36:07,628 This is your moment. Don't waste it. 728 00:36:07,630 --> 00:36:10,167 Woo woo! Woo woo! Woo woo! 729 00:36:13,437 --> 00:36:14,705 Okay. 730 00:36:18,642 --> 00:36:19,774 Maybe you're right. 731 00:36:19,776 --> 00:36:21,144 JOHNNY: The big money. 732 00:36:21,146 --> 00:36:24,745 The top fucking tier of telemarketing. 733 00:36:24,747 --> 00:36:29,517 Making history with legends like Hal Jameson. 734 00:36:29,519 --> 00:36:31,188 Bad ass. 735 00:36:33,223 --> 00:36:34,389 (CHAMPAGNE CORK POPS) 736 00:36:34,391 --> 00:36:35,891 (LAUGHING) 737 00:36:35,893 --> 00:36:38,997 Oh, it's a really good batch, so I hope you like France. 738 00:36:40,132 --> 00:36:41,565 You should have some. 739 00:36:41,567 --> 00:36:43,032 (JOHNNY LAUGHS) 740 00:36:43,034 --> 00:36:45,370 - Should I just drink it right now? - ANDERSON: Yes! 741 00:36:46,371 --> 00:36:49,038 Oh, yes! 742 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:50,141 (LAUGHTER) 743 00:36:51,043 --> 00:36:53,342 - Because we didn't have any cups. - Power Caller. 744 00:36:53,344 --> 00:36:55,614 - Yeah! - Yes! 745 00:36:58,117 --> 00:36:59,383 Power Caller, baby. 746 00:36:59,385 --> 00:37:01,952 - JOHNNY: Power Caller, man! - ANDERSON: Power Caller! 747 00:37:01,954 --> 00:37:03,623 Power Caller. Power Caller. 748 00:37:05,559 --> 00:37:06,860 ♪ 749 00:37:15,135 --> 00:37:16,234 (DIANA LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) 750 00:37:16,236 --> 00:37:20,338 Wow, you really are ready, aren't you? 751 00:37:20,340 --> 00:37:22,373 Hey, Ms. D. Yeah. 752 00:37:22,375 --> 00:37:26,413 Wow, oh okay, well let's do this, mu-tha-fuck-ah. 753 00:37:27,348 --> 00:37:28,746 (CHUCKLES) 754 00:37:28,748 --> 00:37:30,250 I've always wanted to say that. 755 00:37:33,187 --> 00:37:34,485 Okay. 756 00:37:34,487 --> 00:37:37,121 I would be remiss if I didn't bring up your pink shirt. 757 00:37:37,123 --> 00:37:40,558 I think it's extraordinary and sexy. 758 00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:42,994 You know, 35% of men who wear pink 759 00:37:42,996 --> 00:37:46,365 are more likely to start a franchise. 760 00:37:46,367 --> 00:37:48,135 - Is that so? - Yeah. 761 00:37:48,137 --> 00:37:51,937 - Oh. - Wow. Damn. 762 00:37:51,939 --> 00:37:55,008 - This is crazy. - Oh, I'm sorry. 763 00:37:55,010 --> 00:37:56,745 So clumsy. 764 00:37:59,548 --> 00:38:01,016 (BEEPING) 765 00:38:15,364 --> 00:38:16,929 Almost done... 766 00:38:16,931 --> 00:38:18,701 this job's crazy right? 767 00:38:27,942 --> 00:38:29,912 Do you need help with that? 768 00:38:38,354 --> 00:38:39,423 Okay. 769 00:38:40,956 --> 00:38:43,157 It's very secure. It's very... 770 00:38:43,159 --> 00:38:44,760 ELECTRONIC VOICE: Welcome, Power Caller. 771 00:38:44,762 --> 00:38:47,561 Today is your day to dominate the world. 772 00:38:47,563 --> 00:38:49,930 You are Regalview's elite brigade. 773 00:38:49,932 --> 00:38:53,668 Take your place alongside legends like Hal Jameson. 774 00:38:53,670 --> 00:38:55,871 You call the shots. 775 00:38:55,873 --> 00:38:58,540 - What...? - (CHUCKLES) 776 00:38:58,542 --> 00:39:00,676 You are in your sexual prime. 777 00:39:00,678 --> 00:39:03,147 The top of the reproductive pile. 778 00:39:04,883 --> 00:39:06,748 Alright, does it do that every time━ 779 00:39:06,750 --> 00:39:11,053 (USING WHITE VOICE) Welcome to the Power Calling Suite, Mr. Green. 780 00:39:11,055 --> 00:39:13,122 White Voice at all times here. 781 00:39:13,124 --> 00:39:16,261 (IN WHITE VOICE) Yes, I almost forgot. 782 00:39:18,662 --> 00:39:20,331 Good luck. 783 00:39:22,567 --> 00:39:24,001 Nice suit, by the way. 784 00:39:24,003 --> 00:39:25,635 You've been selected, Mr. Green, 785 00:39:25,637 --> 00:39:29,306 because you have the potential to be a great telemarketer. 786 00:39:29,308 --> 00:39:30,574 The potential. 787 00:39:30,576 --> 00:39:32,275 Do you know what we sell up here? 788 00:39:32,277 --> 00:39:34,911 - Oh, I heard it's a... - Ah, we sell power. 789 00:39:34,913 --> 00:39:37,548 Firepower. Manpower. 790 00:39:37,550 --> 00:39:41,784 When U.S. weapons manufacturers sell arms to other countries 791 00:39:41,786 --> 00:39:45,322 who do you think, Mr. Green, makes that call at the precisely perfect time? 792 00:39:45,324 --> 00:39:47,961 - Which is of course, dinner. - We do. 793 00:39:48,794 --> 00:39:50,828 Before a drone drops a bomb 794 00:39:50,830 --> 00:39:53,263 on an apartment building in Pakistan 795 00:39:53,265 --> 00:39:55,332 who drops the bomb ass sales pitch 796 00:39:55,334 --> 00:39:56,569 you may ask, Cassius? 797 00:39:57,571 --> 00:39:58,937 We do. 798 00:39:58,939 --> 00:40:03,674 Okay, so you said firepower, manpower? 799 00:40:03,676 --> 00:40:05,343 Worryfree is our biggest client. 800 00:40:05,345 --> 00:40:09,815 We help thousands of companies utilize Worryfree workers 801 00:40:09,817 --> 00:40:12,853 to improve their efficiency. 802 00:40:13,788 --> 00:40:16,521 So, wait, are you telling me you sell slave labor 803 00:40:16,523 --> 00:40:17,889 to companies over the phone? 804 00:40:17,891 --> 00:40:21,029 God damnit. You are a sharp one. 805 00:40:41,584 --> 00:40:43,619 Hey, what the fuck are you doing? 806 00:40:45,754 --> 00:40:47,456 Dave, stop him. 807 00:40:48,756 --> 00:40:50,024 Shit! 808 00:40:54,562 --> 00:40:56,162 Left Eye, bitches! 809 00:40:56,164 --> 00:40:58,799 Worryfree has resuscitated America. 810 00:40:58,801 --> 00:41:00,467 Workers live in space efficient dwellings 811 00:41:00,469 --> 00:41:02,902 in the same facilities where production occurs. 812 00:41:02,904 --> 00:41:05,038 They make anything and they make everything. 813 00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:08,109 Lifetime contracts so no wages needed. 814 00:41:08,911 --> 00:41:13,947 They make automobiles for what it used to cost to make bicycles. 815 00:41:13,949 --> 00:41:15,817 (NORMAL VOICE) Okay, but see I don't know if I can... 816 00:41:15,819 --> 00:41:17,518 Sugar on top, white voice. 817 00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:19,253 Yeah, but what I'm saying is I don't know 818 00:41:19,255 --> 00:41:20,855 if I'm gonna be able to s... sell... 819 00:41:20,857 --> 00:41:22,057 (CHUCKLES) 820 00:41:22,059 --> 00:41:23,928 Here's the starting salary. 821 00:41:29,099 --> 00:41:30,233 Hmm? 822 00:41:31,434 --> 00:41:33,401 (CHUCKLES IN WHITE VOICE) 823 00:41:33,403 --> 00:41:36,338 (WHITE VOICE) Well, man, I'm gonna have to get me some new suits. 824 00:41:36,340 --> 00:41:38,205 You'll be working here until late. 825 00:41:38,207 --> 00:41:41,276 We need you in the mix right away. 826 00:41:41,278 --> 00:41:42,346 (CHUCKLES) 827 00:41:48,819 --> 00:41:50,319 Hey baby, what's your sign? 828 00:41:50,321 --> 00:41:52,257 I haven't heard that one before. 829 00:41:53,824 --> 00:41:55,223 Yo, that was crazy yesterday. 830 00:41:55,225 --> 00:41:57,192 That was like that scene in Norma Rae. 831 00:41:57,194 --> 00:41:58,895 You know, the one when she's like on the table. 832 00:41:58,897 --> 00:42:00,331 Yeah, yeah. 833 00:42:01,098 --> 00:42:04,135 Yeah, Regalview is scared shitless. We'll win. 834 00:42:05,770 --> 00:42:07,205 Can I check that out? 835 00:42:08,605 --> 00:42:09,675 Yeah. 836 00:42:13,378 --> 00:42:15,081 Oh, okay. 837 00:42:19,251 --> 00:42:20,320 (LAUGHING) 838 00:42:22,054 --> 00:42:23,954 Okay. Bravo. 839 00:42:23,956 --> 00:42:25,521 Where'd you learn how to do that? 840 00:42:25,523 --> 00:42:26,657 Down in L.A. 841 00:42:27,425 --> 00:42:30,894 We organized the first sign twirlers union there. 842 00:42:30,896 --> 00:42:32,896 Oh, okay. 843 00:42:32,898 --> 00:42:34,265 Is that what you do? 844 00:42:34,267 --> 00:42:36,667 You just go from place to place stirring up trouble? 845 00:42:36,669 --> 00:42:40,307 Trouble's already there. I just help folks fix it. 846 00:42:41,308 --> 00:42:44,776 Yeah, that's what I do with my art too, you know. 847 00:42:44,778 --> 00:42:46,444 Expose the bullshit. 848 00:42:46,446 --> 00:42:49,814 - It's not exactly the same thing. - It's pretty much the same. 849 00:42:49,816 --> 00:42:51,750 I haven't seen your stuff so I can't... 850 00:42:51,752 --> 00:42:53,754 I'm not gonna show you my stuff. 851 00:42:55,020 --> 00:42:58,360 So how does it work with, uh... 852 00:42:59,793 --> 00:43:01,261 with you and Cassius? 853 00:43:02,864 --> 00:43:04,733 You know, you sound like a radical. 854 00:43:05,833 --> 00:43:07,167 He's... I don't know. 855 00:43:09,637 --> 00:43:11,139 He's what? 856 00:43:12,907 --> 00:43:14,342 (HORN HONKING) 857 00:43:17,344 --> 00:43:18,711 He's real. 858 00:43:18,713 --> 00:43:21,079 He's not that fake-ass bougie gallery world. 859 00:43:21,081 --> 00:43:23,418 So, that's how it works. 860 00:43:28,156 --> 00:43:30,559 Well, you're rubbing him off right. So... 861 00:43:31,426 --> 00:43:34,227 He helped with the work stoppage. So... 862 00:43:34,229 --> 00:43:36,531 Your fire is rubbing off on him. 863 00:43:37,464 --> 00:43:38,633 I like it. 864 00:43:39,901 --> 00:43:41,600 I'm going. 865 00:43:41,602 --> 00:43:44,236 You look like you're done here if you need a ride. 866 00:43:44,238 --> 00:43:48,110 Nah, Cassius' on the way. But thank you. 867 00:43:55,685 --> 00:43:57,219 Nice work. 868 00:44:05,996 --> 00:44:07,929 (CAR HORN HONKS) 869 00:44:07,931 --> 00:44:10,698 Hey girl. We gotta go! 870 00:44:10,700 --> 00:44:11,799 Thank you. 871 00:44:11,801 --> 00:44:13,070 (ELECTRONIC MUSIC) 872 00:44:54,879 --> 00:44:56,779 You okay? 873 00:44:56,781 --> 00:44:57,914 Yeah. 874 00:44:57,916 --> 00:45:00,550 - Did you get into an accident? - No. 875 00:45:00,552 --> 00:45:02,620 How about robbed or something else crazy like that. 876 00:45:02,622 --> 00:45:05,856 So, I don't think you flaked and left me on a corner for an hour. 877 00:45:05,858 --> 00:45:08,457 Yeah, I know. Look baby I was gonna talk to you about it earlier 878 00:45:08,459 --> 00:45:10,428 but I didn't know if it would be a for sure thing or not. 879 00:45:10,430 --> 00:45:13,796 But, as of today I'm a Power Caller. 880 00:45:13,798 --> 00:45:16,401 Does that mean you can pay me back my $80? 881 00:45:17,503 --> 00:45:19,470 (WHITE VOICE) Hell, yes, baby, of course I can. 882 00:45:19,472 --> 00:45:22,806 Stop Cassius. Stop, it's freaky. 883 00:45:22,808 --> 00:45:24,444 What do they sell? 884 00:45:25,178 --> 00:45:27,814 Am I finally gonna be able to see your show? 885 00:45:28,781 --> 00:45:31,683 Baby, this is beautiful. 886 00:45:31,685 --> 00:45:34,418 And big. 887 00:45:34,420 --> 00:45:35,723 Africa. 888 00:45:36,989 --> 00:45:40,092 Oh, really, is that what this is? 889 00:45:40,094 --> 00:45:42,726 Yeah, I mean they're big because they're Africa. 890 00:45:42,728 --> 00:45:46,265 So, I added the sculptures from last year. 891 00:45:46,267 --> 00:45:49,001 Oh, okay. Well, if nobody shows up 892 00:45:49,003 --> 00:45:50,771 at least it'll look full. (CHUCKLES) 893 00:45:51,539 --> 00:45:53,472 Can I... can I ask a question? 894 00:45:53,474 --> 00:45:56,009 Why did you choose Africa? 895 00:45:57,010 --> 00:46:02,515 (FADING) I wanted to talk about a life shaped by exploitation. 896 00:46:02,517 --> 00:46:06,519 About fighting for a say in our own lives. 897 00:46:06,521 --> 00:46:09,790 (MUFFLED) About how beauty, love, and laughter 898 00:46:09,792 --> 00:46:13,192 thrive and flourish under almost any circumstances... 899 00:46:13,194 --> 00:46:14,527 (NORMAL VOICE) Right. 900 00:46:14,529 --> 00:46:16,596 (MUFFLED) How Capitalism basically started 901 00:46:16,598 --> 00:46:19,266 (NORMAL VOICE) by stealing labor from Africans 902 00:46:19,268 --> 00:46:21,368 and about how you're nodding 903 00:46:21,370 --> 00:46:22,701 like you're listening but you're not. 904 00:46:22,703 --> 00:46:26,239 Oh, no sorry baby. I was receiving that. 905 00:46:26,241 --> 00:46:29,442 I was just had a long day and... 906 00:46:29,444 --> 00:46:31,078 - it's work. - It's okay. 907 00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:32,812 You really want to hit this? 908 00:46:32,814 --> 00:46:33,983 Yes. 909 00:46:41,190 --> 00:46:44,157 CASSIUS: Ah... yes, okay. I'm listening now. 910 00:46:44,159 --> 00:46:47,429 Capitalism in Africa is booming. 911 00:46:47,431 --> 00:46:50,298 Shh. I'm done talking. 912 00:46:50,300 --> 00:46:52,934 I just want to marinate in this. 913 00:46:52,936 --> 00:46:55,436 This is major for me, Cash. 914 00:46:55,438 --> 00:46:57,939 What I want to do is I want sit here, 915 00:46:57,941 --> 00:46:59,875 hit this weed 916 00:46:59,877 --> 00:47:01,946 and just be here. 917 00:47:02,846 --> 00:47:05,613 SQUEEZE: Alright guys. That felt good the other day, right? 918 00:47:05,615 --> 00:47:07,181 - CROWD: Yes. - SAL: Yes. Good, man. 919 00:47:07,183 --> 00:47:09,250 Like I've known y'all my whole life, you know. 920 00:47:09,252 --> 00:47:11,185 Don't forget that. Okay? 921 00:47:11,187 --> 00:47:13,256 Remember each other's faces. 922 00:47:13,258 --> 00:47:16,325 SAL: Cassius? What's up man? Where you been? 923 00:47:16,327 --> 00:47:17,926 What's up with the suit? 924 00:47:17,928 --> 00:47:19,460 I got promoted. 925 00:47:19,462 --> 00:47:21,229 What does that mean? Are you a manager now? 926 00:47:21,231 --> 00:47:23,666 That means I'm a Power Caller now. 927 00:47:23,668 --> 00:47:26,536 - About to be paid. - SQUEEZE: We're all trying to get fucking paid. 928 00:47:26,538 --> 00:47:28,704 - SAL: Yeah. - But we're gonna do it as a team. 929 00:47:28,706 --> 00:47:31,206 - Are you on the team? - Yeah, I guess I'm still on your little team 930 00:47:31,208 --> 00:47:32,842 but I'm playing from the bench. 931 00:47:32,844 --> 00:47:34,610 The bench where you sit and get your bills paid. 932 00:47:34,612 --> 00:47:36,780 You know my uncle is about to lose his house. 933 00:47:36,782 --> 00:47:39,048 Cash, I'm sorry about your uncle, man, 934 00:47:39,050 --> 00:47:40,349 but that don't mean sell out. 935 00:47:40,351 --> 00:47:42,318 I'm not selling y'all out. 936 00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:44,720 My success has nothing to do with you, alright. 937 00:47:44,722 --> 00:47:46,457 You just keep doing whatever it is 938 00:47:46,459 --> 00:47:48,760 that you're fucking doing and I'll root for you. 939 00:47:48,762 --> 00:47:50,627 From the sidelines. 940 00:47:50,629 --> 00:47:53,131 And try not to laugh at that stupid ass smirk on your face. 941 00:47:53,133 --> 00:47:54,600 We don't need this. 942 00:47:56,269 --> 00:47:58,202 - Are you doing alright? - Yeah, I'm doing good. 943 00:47:58,204 --> 00:47:59,602 - How you doing? - Fantastic. 944 00:47:59,604 --> 00:48:01,571 - Fantastic? - I hope you have a good day. 945 00:48:01,573 --> 00:48:02,872 I hope you have a better week. 946 00:48:02,874 --> 00:48:05,209 I hope your month is full of successful days. 947 00:48:05,211 --> 00:48:07,778 And a lot of great ventures. I hope you just come up, brother. 948 00:48:07,780 --> 00:48:09,581 I hope your whole fucking year is spectacular. 949 00:48:09,583 --> 00:48:12,550 - Oh, you hope my year is spectacular? - Yeah. 950 00:48:12,552 --> 00:48:14,052 You got something you want to say to me? 951 00:48:14,054 --> 00:48:15,956 You got something you want to say? 952 00:48:19,058 --> 00:48:22,027 - You smell great. - You smell great. What is that? 953 00:48:22,029 --> 00:48:23,561 Burberry. What you got on? 954 00:48:23,563 --> 00:48:25,529 - I forgot. It's just deodorant. - Smells expensive. Okay. 955 00:48:25,531 --> 00:48:26,764 - Yeah. Good. - We smelling good. 956 00:48:26,766 --> 00:48:28,500 Some good smelling brothers out here. 957 00:48:28,502 --> 00:48:30,168 You're an awesome man and I appreciate you. 958 00:48:30,170 --> 00:48:32,469 - I hope you find yourself. - Yeah, we should go out. Get drinks. 959 00:48:32,471 --> 00:48:33,772 - You want to get drinks? - Yeah! 960 00:48:33,774 --> 00:48:35,274 - SAL: How many drinks? - CASSIUS: Two. Three. 961 00:48:35,276 --> 00:48:36,542 - Three? Five? - Four! Five! 962 00:48:36,544 --> 00:48:38,042 - Six? Eight? - Seven! Nine! 963 00:48:38,044 --> 00:48:39,245 - Ten? On me? - All of them! 964 00:48:39,247 --> 00:48:40,412 It's on me, no, it's on me now! 965 00:48:40,414 --> 00:48:41,713 - It's on you? - Yeah, it's on me now. 966 00:48:41,715 --> 00:48:44,050 - Alright. Alright! - Yeah, it's on me! 967 00:48:44,052 --> 00:48:45,787 - It's on you now. - LANGSTON: Now! 968 00:48:48,021 --> 00:48:49,090 Walk! 969 00:48:52,793 --> 00:48:53,928 (BEEPING) 970 00:48:57,131 --> 00:48:58,400 (MUZAK PLAYING) 971 00:49:04,473 --> 00:49:05,807 (GEARS WHIRRING) 972 00:49:10,911 --> 00:49:12,645 ELECTRONIC VOICE: Greetings, Cassius Green. 973 00:49:12,647 --> 00:49:15,248 I hope you did not masturbate today. 974 00:49:15,250 --> 00:49:17,817 We need you sharp and ready to go. 975 00:49:17,819 --> 00:49:21,389 I detect the pheromones percolating out of your pores. 976 00:49:21,391 --> 00:49:23,191 They say to others around you: 977 00:49:23,193 --> 00:49:27,428 "Hold my penis while I piss on your underestimated expectations." 978 00:49:27,430 --> 00:49:30,164 Mr. Green, I am a computer 979 00:49:30,166 --> 00:49:33,867 but I wish I had hands to caress your muscular brain. 980 00:49:33,869 --> 00:49:36,738 Cassius Green, you've been assigned a Worryfree campaign. 981 00:49:36,740 --> 00:49:38,840 Brush up on that Chapter Six stuff. 982 00:49:38,842 --> 00:49:40,943 CASSIUS (WHITE VOICE): Excuse me. 983 00:49:42,012 --> 00:49:44,211 And give them that radiant voice of yours 984 00:49:44,213 --> 00:49:46,114 in the next half hour. 985 00:49:46,116 --> 00:49:47,348 2:00 PM. 986 00:49:47,350 --> 00:49:49,851 Almost breakfast time in Japan. 987 00:49:49,853 --> 00:49:53,524 Oh okay. Ah, doodily doodily doodily doo. 988 00:50:10,275 --> 00:50:11,909 - Moshi moshi. - Mr. Son. 989 00:50:11,911 --> 00:50:14,010 Cassius Green of Worryfree calling. Sorry to bother you. 990 00:50:14,012 --> 00:50:16,579 I'm calling about who is assembling your phone. 991 00:50:16,581 --> 00:50:18,615 Now I know they're being made in China. 992 00:50:18,617 --> 00:50:19,983 I'm a big fan of yours. 993 00:50:19,985 --> 00:50:21,784 I've been following you since you were with Takashi. 994 00:50:21,786 --> 00:50:24,787 I cheered literally when I found out you acquired Tanrio, 995 00:50:24,789 --> 00:50:27,889 which is why I'm calling you and not Phonarolla. 996 00:50:27,891 --> 00:50:28,960 Mm-hmm. 997 00:50:31,595 --> 00:50:33,631 Our team of dedicated workers 998 00:50:33,633 --> 00:50:36,399 will make twice as many phones at half the cost. 999 00:50:36,401 --> 00:50:38,435 You'll double up your market share 1000 00:50:38,437 --> 00:50:39,837 over these bastards. 1001 00:50:39,839 --> 00:50:41,272 (CHUCKLES) 1002 00:50:41,274 --> 00:50:42,676 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1003 00:50:43,843 --> 00:50:46,578 Power Callers, our very own Cassius Green 1004 00:50:46,580 --> 00:50:48,478 just made our client, Worryfree, 1005 00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:49,946 upwards of ten million dollars 1006 00:50:49,948 --> 00:50:52,750 in one call on his first day, none the less. 1007 00:50:52,752 --> 00:50:55,685 - Oh, it's not that much. - Indeed one for the history books. 1008 00:50:55,687 --> 00:50:57,524 - Cheers! - (CHEERING) 1009 00:50:59,291 --> 00:51:01,126 Excuse me for a second. 1010 00:51:01,128 --> 00:51:02,626 What can I do for you, chum? 1011 00:51:02,628 --> 00:51:04,161 Yes, I have a question. 1012 00:51:04,163 --> 00:51:07,298 I've just achieved a sort of miraculous financial endeavor. 1013 00:51:07,300 --> 00:51:10,168 I'm also in a financial bind. 1014 00:51:10,170 --> 00:51:12,436 (NORMAL VOICE) I'm gonna need a cash advance. 1015 00:51:12,438 --> 00:51:13,707 Hmm. 1016 00:51:15,007 --> 00:51:16,743 (ELECTRONIC MUSIC) 1017 00:52:30,988 --> 00:52:32,189 (BELLS TOLLING) 1018 00:52:38,161 --> 00:52:39,230 (YAWNS) 1019 00:52:48,739 --> 00:52:50,005 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING ON TV) 1020 00:52:50,007 --> 00:52:52,775 This is where the magic happens, baby. 1021 00:52:52,777 --> 00:52:55,511 ANNOUNCER: MTV spots Worryfree edition. 1022 00:52:55,513 --> 00:52:58,316 Hole puncher Jim Ellman. 1023 00:53:03,421 --> 00:53:05,124 - (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) - (GOOFY MUSIC) 1024 00:53:06,691 --> 00:53:08,892 REPORTER: This was the scene yesterday 1025 00:53:08,894 --> 00:53:11,394 at the Regalview Telemarketer's strike. 1026 00:53:11,396 --> 00:53:13,196 The striking Regalview workers 1027 00:53:13,198 --> 00:53:15,631 are joined by other telemarketers, 1028 00:53:15,633 --> 00:53:18,468 phone operators and university students 1029 00:53:18,470 --> 00:53:20,238 from all over the area. 1030 00:53:23,109 --> 00:53:25,476 After a long day of hearty-ass work, 1031 00:53:25,478 --> 00:53:26,810 you feel me? 1032 00:53:26,812 --> 00:53:28,078 We ready to eat. 1033 00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:30,416 This is where we get our grub on. 1034 00:53:33,252 --> 00:53:35,418 Mm-mm! 1035 00:53:35,420 --> 00:53:36,823 Yum. 1036 00:53:38,723 --> 00:53:40,991 Swimming through the vat of hyena urie 1037 00:53:40,993 --> 00:53:42,928 is not as bd as it sound! 1038 00:53:43,830 --> 00:53:45,063 What do we want!? 1039 00:53:45,065 --> 00:53:47,499 We want enough money to pay our rent! 1040 00:53:47,501 --> 00:53:49,168 CROWD: Yeah! Yeah! 1041 00:53:49,170 --> 00:53:53,470 We want enough money to not et Cup ‘O Noodles every night! 1042 00:53:53,472 --> 00:53:54,606 CROWD: Yeah! Yeah! 1043 00:53:54,608 --> 00:53:56,340 We are sick and tired of no.. 1044 00:53:56,342 --> 00:53:58,876 SQUEEZE (ON TV): We want to be able to go see our doctor 1045 00:53:58,878 --> 00:54:00,878 if we get drunk one night! 1046 00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:02,947 CROWD: Yeah! Yeah! 1047 00:54:02,949 --> 00:54:07,253 When we hook up with someone without using any protection! 1048 00:54:07,255 --> 00:54:08,787 Okay. Okay, yea! 1049 00:54:08,789 --> 00:54:13,192 And we think we might have contracted chlamydia or gonorrhea! 1050 00:54:13,194 --> 00:54:16,161 Or any one of those crazy STDs that you've never heard f 1051 00:54:16,163 --> 00:54:19,399 that you find on Self-Diagnosis.com! 1052 00:54:19,401 --> 00:54:20,836 (CROWD MURMURING) 1053 00:54:26,341 --> 00:54:27,506 Fuck Regalview! 1054 00:54:27,508 --> 00:54:28,707 (CROWD CHEERING) 1055 00:54:28,709 --> 00:54:30,244 Fuck Regalview! 1056 00:54:31,546 --> 00:54:34,914 CROWD (CHANTING): Fuck Regalview! Fuck Regalview! 1057 00:54:34,916 --> 00:54:36,583 Fuck Regalview! 1058 00:54:36,585 --> 00:54:39,086 Fuck Regalview! Fuck Regalview! 1059 00:54:39,088 --> 00:54:40,822 SAL: And fuck chlamydia, too. 1060 00:54:40,824 --> 00:54:44,291 REPORTER: Although strikers have kept most replacement workers 1061 00:54:44,293 --> 00:54:45,827 from breaking the strike 1062 00:54:45,829 --> 00:54:49,496 every morning, Starkwater security agents successfully escort 1063 00:54:49,498 --> 00:54:53,233 Regalview's elite Power Callers into the building. 1064 00:54:53,235 --> 00:54:54,969 For more on the Regalview strike, 1065 00:54:54,971 --> 00:54:56,702 let's go to the studio. 1066 00:54:56,704 --> 00:54:59,175 This is Ken Baget. Chanel 3 news. 1067 00:55:00,144 --> 00:55:01,212 (TV TURNS OFF) 1068 00:55:05,548 --> 00:55:07,348 (WHITE VOICE) Hey baby. Good morning. 1069 00:55:07,350 --> 00:55:09,049 No. Please, no. 1070 00:55:09,051 --> 00:55:11,486 Stop with that stupid voice, Cassius. 1071 00:55:11,488 --> 00:55:13,087 (CLEARS THROAT) 1072 00:55:13,089 --> 00:55:15,992 (NORMAL VOICE) Didn't even realize I was doing it. 1073 00:55:17,961 --> 00:55:19,897 That's a problem, you know. 1074 00:55:20,763 --> 00:55:22,032 Sorry. 1075 00:55:24,002 --> 00:55:25,804 How long you been up? 1076 00:55:27,637 --> 00:55:28,906 I'm not up. 1077 00:55:33,311 --> 00:55:36,045 But I saw your TV debut. 1078 00:55:36,047 --> 00:55:37,549 Oh, shit. 1079 00:55:38,549 --> 00:55:39,817 (GROANS) 1080 00:55:40,552 --> 00:55:43,818 - Cash, baby... - Can we not. Please. 1081 00:55:43,820 --> 00:55:46,356 Look, I quit when the strike jumped off 1082 00:55:46,358 --> 00:55:49,158 because being with you made it awkward for me. But... 1083 00:55:49,160 --> 00:55:50,926 Cassius! 1084 00:55:50,928 --> 00:55:53,095 You abandoned your friends. 1085 00:55:53,097 --> 00:55:55,731 Baby, I thought they'd do a couple of stoppages and... 1086 00:55:55,733 --> 00:55:57,466 It's one thing to take the promotion, 1087 00:55:57,468 --> 00:55:59,236 but now you're a full out scab. 1088 00:55:59,238 --> 00:56:01,504 Come on, baby, the Power Callers ain't on strike! 1089 00:56:01,506 --> 00:56:03,205 No, but they should be. 1090 00:56:03,207 --> 00:56:05,475 I'm so tired of talking to you about this. 1091 00:56:05,477 --> 00:56:06,776 You are crossing the picket line. 1092 00:56:06,778 --> 00:56:07,977 I can't ride with you. 1093 00:56:07,979 --> 00:56:09,781 Oh, you can't ride with me now! 1094 00:56:09,783 --> 00:56:11,248 But you was riding with me all around over... 1095 00:56:11,250 --> 00:56:13,985 Alright, fine. Well, no more. 1096 00:56:13,987 --> 00:56:16,386 Baby, what are you asking me to do? 1097 00:56:16,388 --> 00:56:18,556 Are you asking me to quit the fattest job I ever had? 1098 00:56:18,558 --> 00:56:20,023 But Cassius, it's not fat! 1099 00:56:20,025 --> 00:56:22,596 It is morally emaciated. 1100 00:56:23,330 --> 00:56:25,529 You sell fucking slave labor, Cassius! 1101 00:56:25,531 --> 00:56:27,132 What the fuck isn't slave labor? 1102 00:56:27,134 --> 00:56:28,766 Oh my god! Side-stepping. 1103 00:56:28,768 --> 00:56:30,971 - You side-step more than the fucking Temptations. - What isn't? 1104 00:56:34,274 --> 00:56:35,908 Fuck you, man! 1105 00:56:35,910 --> 00:56:37,042 Fuck you, alright! 1106 00:56:37,044 --> 00:56:38,276 Fuck you ‘cause I'm doing something 1107 00:56:38,278 --> 00:56:39,644 that I'm really fucking good at. 1108 00:56:39,646 --> 00:56:41,079 I'm really good at it and I'm important. 1109 00:56:41,081 --> 00:56:42,280 I'm making shit happen. 1110 00:56:42,282 --> 00:56:43,749 And you don't appreciate the shit 1111 00:56:43,751 --> 00:56:44,950 cause you already fucking had it. 1112 00:56:44,952 --> 00:56:46,584 And you're talking to me about slave labor? 1113 00:56:46,586 --> 00:56:48,419 What is Squeeze and them gonna do about slave labor? 1114 00:56:48,421 --> 00:56:49,887 What does Squeeze have to do with this? 1115 00:56:49,889 --> 00:56:51,325 They ain't gonna do shit. 1116 00:56:52,093 --> 00:56:53,691 And you ain't gonna do shit neither 1117 00:56:53,693 --> 00:56:56,394 by selling fucking art to rich people. 1118 00:56:56,396 --> 00:56:57,600 Fuck it. 1119 00:57:01,402 --> 00:57:03,138 Gimme the damn covers! 1120 00:57:04,004 --> 00:57:05,304 - What you doing? - Taking them. 1121 00:57:05,306 --> 00:57:06,906 - I'm cold. - I'm not playing Cassius. 1122 00:57:06,908 --> 00:57:08,507 - You're being greedy. - Don't play with me Cassius. 1123 00:57:08,509 --> 00:57:12,180 You don't even need all those covers. It's not necessary. 1124 00:57:18,719 --> 00:57:19,988 (EXHALES SHARPLY) 1125 00:57:23,793 --> 00:57:26,494 The whole reason I went to work for Regalview 1126 00:57:26,496 --> 00:57:28,932 was to make myself more interesting to you. 1127 00:57:31,233 --> 00:57:34,304 Cassius, the old you was way more interesting. 1128 00:57:38,039 --> 00:57:39,840 If you go to work today at Regalview 1129 00:57:39,842 --> 00:57:41,311 crossing the picket line... 1130 00:57:43,311 --> 00:57:44,913 we're done. 1131 00:57:44,915 --> 00:57:46,183 (CROWD SHOUTING ANGRILY) 1132 00:57:47,685 --> 00:57:49,921 Elbows and assholes, people! Let's go! 1133 00:57:54,558 --> 00:57:57,259 Chisels or dynamite, Cassius. You pick. 1134 00:57:57,261 --> 00:57:59,261 (WHITE VOICE) Yeah, agreed. I just have to follow up 1135 00:57:59,263 --> 00:58:00,965 on this lead I've been working on. 1136 00:58:13,177 --> 00:58:16,045 This motherfucker right here... 1137 00:58:16,047 --> 00:58:18,313 is on fire! 1138 00:58:18,315 --> 00:58:20,849 Let's give it up for the boy wonder! 1139 00:58:20,851 --> 00:58:22,918 (CHEERING) 1140 00:58:22,920 --> 00:58:24,921 Yeah, yeah! Some for the homeys. 1141 00:58:24,923 --> 00:58:26,255 And some for me! 1142 00:58:26,257 --> 00:58:28,724 Bag them, tag them, rag them! 1143 00:58:28,726 --> 00:58:30,191 I trained her. I trained her. 1144 00:58:30,193 --> 00:58:34,330 We hunted mammoths! Yeah! 1145 00:58:34,332 --> 00:58:38,270 MANAGER: Douse him. Douse our winner with champagne. 1146 00:58:41,807 --> 00:58:43,209 ♪ 1147 00:59:03,163 --> 00:59:04,829 CROWD (CHANTING): Scabs won't pass! 1148 00:59:04,831 --> 00:59:07,632 Scabs won't pass! Scabs won't pass! 1149 00:59:07,634 --> 00:59:09,233 Scabs won't pass! 1150 00:59:09,235 --> 00:59:12,138 Scabs won't pass! Scabs won't pass! 1151 00:59:13,974 --> 00:59:15,242 Move! 1152 00:59:18,777 --> 00:59:20,146 OFFICER: I said get back! 1153 00:59:21,849 --> 00:59:24,049 WOMAN: Have a cola and smile, bitch! 1154 00:59:24,051 --> 00:59:25,883 (CROWD SHOUTING, INDISTINCT) 1155 00:59:25,885 --> 00:59:27,154 (SCREAMS) 1156 00:59:29,691 --> 00:59:31,924 CASSIUS (WHITE VOICE): Thank you very much, Miss Welcrott. 1157 00:59:31,926 --> 00:59:34,093 I'll talk to you soon. Mm-hmm. 1158 00:59:34,095 --> 00:59:35,497 Okay, bye. 1159 00:59:36,930 --> 00:59:38,462 You, my friend, 1160 00:59:38,464 --> 00:59:42,401 you are the best decision I've made in quite a long time. 1161 00:59:42,403 --> 00:59:44,002 I have to pat myself on the ass for that. 1162 00:59:44,004 --> 00:59:46,806 Thank you, Mister (BEEP). 1163 00:59:46,808 --> 00:59:48,875 Feels good to be appreciated. 1164 00:59:48,877 --> 00:59:51,945 Don't call me Mr. (BEEP), Cassius. 1165 00:59:51,947 --> 00:59:53,346 Call me (BEEP). 1166 00:59:53,348 --> 00:59:55,549 Million-dollar question for you, Cassius. 1167 00:59:55,551 --> 00:59:57,951 Do you like to party? 1168 00:59:57,953 --> 01:00:00,286 I like parties. 1169 01:00:00,288 --> 01:00:01,855 What are you doing tonight? 1170 01:00:01,857 --> 01:00:03,322 Oh, I got this thing. 1171 01:00:03,324 --> 01:00:05,491 Well my girlfriend, ex-girlfriend... 1172 01:00:05,493 --> 01:00:06,628 Fudge all that. 1173 01:00:13,535 --> 01:00:15,001 Hmm! 1174 01:00:15,003 --> 01:00:17,071 Steve Lift is throwing his yearly party. 1175 01:00:17,073 --> 01:00:18,472 Wants to see our new star there. 1176 01:00:18,474 --> 01:00:20,108 Wants to talk to you, Cassius. 1177 01:00:20,110 --> 01:00:22,178 I have been waiting years for this invite. 1178 01:00:22,945 --> 01:00:25,412 Even Jay and Bey can't get this invite. 1179 01:00:25,414 --> 01:00:26,513 (CHUCKLES) 1180 01:00:26,515 --> 01:00:29,182 Hell yeah. I just got to do this other thing. 1181 01:00:29,184 --> 01:00:30,684 You go to your other thing. 1182 01:00:30,686 --> 01:00:33,455 And I'll be there waiting. Pick you up. 1183 01:00:33,457 --> 01:00:36,194 This is the kind of party that could change your life. 1184 01:00:37,328 --> 01:00:39,530 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 1185 01:00:53,710 --> 01:00:55,812 DETROIT (WHITE VOICE): Beauty, love, and laughter. 1186 01:00:59,950 --> 01:01:03,852 I realize you were asking about specific... that one. 1187 01:01:03,854 --> 01:01:05,389 Yes... 1188 01:01:13,331 --> 01:01:17,268 You know what, will you please excuse me just one minute? 1189 01:01:25,210 --> 01:01:26,576 - Hey. - (NORMAL VOICE) Hey. 1190 01:01:26,578 --> 01:01:29,045 I wouldn't miss this for the world, you know. 1191 01:01:29,047 --> 01:01:30,781 It's beautiful. 1192 01:01:30,783 --> 01:01:32,815 - You're beautiful. - Cash... 1193 01:01:32,817 --> 01:01:34,118 I love you too... 1194 01:01:34,120 --> 01:01:36,853 but I can't hang with what I see in you now. 1195 01:01:36,855 --> 01:01:38,589 What happened to your head? 1196 01:01:38,591 --> 01:01:39,659 Oh, um... 1197 01:01:40,759 --> 01:01:42,893 Oh, just... shaving... 1198 01:01:42,895 --> 01:01:45,630 Alright, I have to go get ready for my performance. 1199 01:01:45,632 --> 01:01:47,566 You should really stay and see it, okay? 1200 01:01:47,568 --> 01:01:49,467 Okay, but I can only stay for a little while, baby, 1201 01:01:49,469 --> 01:01:51,936 cause there's this party I got to get back to. It's important. 1202 01:01:51,938 --> 01:01:53,438 A Slave auctioneers party? 1203 01:01:53,440 --> 01:01:56,240 - Hey. - Yo, what's up? 1204 01:01:56,242 --> 01:01:57,374 DETROIT: Thank you for coming. 1205 01:01:57,376 --> 01:01:59,610 I wouldn't miss this for the world. 1206 01:01:59,612 --> 01:02:01,512 You always know just what to say, huh? 1207 01:02:01,514 --> 01:02:03,648 I literally just said that. 1208 01:02:03,650 --> 01:02:05,749 I hope you stay. 1209 01:02:05,751 --> 01:02:07,485 Yo, is the reason why you don't call me no more 1210 01:02:07,487 --> 01:02:11,489 is cause you sell out or cause you're just a star? 1211 01:02:11,491 --> 01:02:13,158 What are you talking about? 1212 01:02:13,160 --> 01:02:15,196 Eleven million views, man! 1213 01:02:15,930 --> 01:02:17,462 What the fuck? 1214 01:02:17,464 --> 01:02:19,332 SAL: You're like the Ariana Grande of disloyal niggas. 1215 01:02:19,334 --> 01:02:21,899 Have a cola and smile, bitch! 1216 01:02:21,901 --> 01:02:22,970 (CARTOON SOUND EFFECTS) 1217 01:02:25,640 --> 01:02:27,640 You could really help us out right now. 1218 01:02:27,642 --> 01:02:29,607 We got them by the balls, but they're holding out. 1219 01:02:29,609 --> 01:02:31,643 We got the info on how much this is costing them. 1220 01:02:31,645 --> 01:02:35,414 You flipping sides could turn the tide. 1221 01:02:35,416 --> 01:02:38,018 Don't be the leaf that floats down the river. 1222 01:02:38,020 --> 01:02:39,855 Be the stone that splits the stream. 1223 01:02:41,590 --> 01:02:42,422 Is that Tupac? 1224 01:02:42,424 --> 01:02:43,692 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS) 1225 01:02:50,498 --> 01:02:53,867 (WHITE VOICE) Welcome, friends! Gather around, 1226 01:02:53,869 --> 01:02:55,671 Form a semi-circle. 1227 01:02:56,839 --> 01:03:01,875 Tonight, we will have a transformative experience. 1228 01:03:01,877 --> 01:03:03,477 In those containers, 1229 01:03:03,479 --> 01:03:05,778 there are broken cell phones, used bullet casings, 1230 01:03:05,780 --> 01:03:08,348 and water balloons filled with sheep's blood. 1231 01:03:08,350 --> 01:03:11,151 Cellphones can only work with the mineral Coltan, 1232 01:03:11,153 --> 01:03:13,720 which is found in Africa's Congo. 1233 01:03:13,722 --> 01:03:18,191 The profit involved in this has created hardship and wars. 1234 01:03:18,193 --> 01:03:20,093 I will stand here. 1235 01:03:20,095 --> 01:03:21,563 If you feel so moved, 1236 01:03:21,565 --> 01:03:24,299 you may throw the items in the containers at me. 1237 01:03:24,301 --> 01:03:26,034 While I'm standing here, 1238 01:03:26,036 --> 01:03:27,536 I will be reciting excerpts 1239 01:03:27,538 --> 01:03:32,974 from the timeless Motown-produced movie entitled 1240 01:03:32,976 --> 01:03:34,442 "The Last Dragon". 1241 01:03:34,444 --> 01:03:38,146 I'll recite those lines Angela says to Eddie Arcadian 1242 01:03:38,148 --> 01:03:40,385 as she leaves him. 1243 01:03:42,353 --> 01:03:43,655 Let's begin. 1244 01:03:52,263 --> 01:03:54,664 "And in the end, Eddie, you know what? 1245 01:03:54,666 --> 01:03:58,401 "You're nothing but a misguided midget asshole 1246 01:03:58,403 --> 01:04:00,736 "with dreams of ruling the world. 1247 01:04:00,738 --> 01:04:04,106 "Yeah, and also from Kew Gardens. 1248 01:04:04,108 --> 01:04:08,311 And also getting by on my tits." 1249 01:04:08,313 --> 01:04:09,582 WOMAN: Bravo! 1250 01:04:11,384 --> 01:04:12,652 (APPLAUSE) 1251 01:04:13,453 --> 01:04:16,619 "And in the end, Eddie, you know what? 1252 01:04:16,621 --> 01:04:20,525 "You're nothing but a misguided midget asshole 1253 01:04:20,527 --> 01:04:22,625 "with dreams of ruling the world. 1254 01:04:22,627 --> 01:04:24,328 "And also from Kew Gardens. 1255 01:04:24,330 --> 01:04:27,933 And also getting by on my tits." 1256 01:04:30,069 --> 01:04:31,337 (CROWD CHEERS) 1257 01:04:33,173 --> 01:04:37,309 "And in the end, Eddie, you know what? 1258 01:04:37,311 --> 01:04:39,977 "You're nothing but a mis... 1259 01:04:39,979 --> 01:04:43,682 "misguided midget asshole 1260 01:04:43,684 --> 01:04:47,184 "with dreams of ruling the world. 1261 01:04:47,186 --> 01:04:50,254 "Yeah, also from Kew Gardens. 1262 01:04:50,256 --> 01:04:52,524 And also getting by on my tits." 1263 01:04:52,526 --> 01:04:54,959 CASSIUS: Hey, hey, hey! Stop! 1264 01:04:54,961 --> 01:04:56,328 What the fuck is this? 1265 01:04:56,330 --> 01:04:57,929 Why would you subject yourself to this? 1266 01:04:57,931 --> 01:05:00,366 (NORMAL VOICE) It's a part of the show, Cassius. 1267 01:05:00,368 --> 01:05:02,400 You of all people should understand, right? 1268 01:05:02,402 --> 01:05:04,603 - Stick to the script. - No. 1269 01:05:04,605 --> 01:05:07,339 Don't you have a party to get to, Cash? 1270 01:05:07,341 --> 01:05:08,642 Go! 1271 01:05:09,844 --> 01:05:11,646 Go, Cash. 1272 01:05:21,523 --> 01:05:23,692 (WHITE VOICE) Let's begin again. 1273 01:05:25,661 --> 01:05:27,996 "And in the end, Eddie..." 1274 01:05:29,365 --> 01:05:30,633 (SNORTING) 1275 01:05:38,173 --> 01:05:39,876 (OMINOUS MUSIC) 1276 01:05:48,517 --> 01:05:49,683 Well, I guess you're all wondering 1277 01:05:49,685 --> 01:05:51,054 why I've called this meeting! 1278 01:05:51,988 --> 01:05:53,122 (LOUD CHEERS) 1279 01:05:54,057 --> 01:05:55,158 (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1280 01:05:59,962 --> 01:06:00,928 Hey. Hey. 1281 01:06:00,930 --> 01:06:03,765 Fucking Sexy chocolate motherfucker! 1282 01:06:03,767 --> 01:06:04,631 (LAUGHING) 1283 01:06:04,633 --> 01:06:07,167 - Oh yeah! - Cool guy. 1284 01:06:07,169 --> 01:06:08,403 You're coming with me. 1285 01:06:08,405 --> 01:06:09,970 I know you're loving the new digs. 1286 01:06:09,972 --> 01:06:13,043 Or even better, I'm digging the new love. 1287 01:06:14,210 --> 01:06:15,610 Stick around because... 1288 01:06:15,612 --> 01:06:16,778 I think a lot of these bitches 1289 01:06:16,780 --> 01:06:18,246 are gonna be getting naked later. 1290 01:06:18,248 --> 01:06:20,749 You know, I mean, your parties are the stuff of folklore. 1291 01:06:20,751 --> 01:06:22,784 You got to meet the man of the hour though. 1292 01:06:22,786 --> 01:06:25,353 (WHITE VOICE) Hey Cassius Green. It's a pleasure to meet you. 1293 01:06:25,355 --> 01:06:27,356 An honor even, sir. 1294 01:06:27,358 --> 01:06:29,423 It's okay, he's friendly. He's friendly. 1295 01:06:29,425 --> 01:06:30,793 Oh, yeah, how you doing man? You alright? 1296 01:06:30,795 --> 01:06:32,161 I'm really well, thank you. 1297 01:06:32,163 --> 01:06:34,564 Thank you for inviting us, Mr. Lift. It's amazing. 1298 01:06:34,566 --> 01:06:37,067 Just don't call me "Mister." 1299 01:06:37,069 --> 01:06:39,368 Oh, uh... Steve. 1300 01:06:39,370 --> 01:06:41,073 I never said "Steve." 1301 01:06:42,975 --> 01:06:44,043 Sir. 1302 01:06:47,211 --> 01:06:49,546 - I'm fucking kidding with you, man. - Ow! Ow! 1303 01:06:49,548 --> 01:06:51,247 You can call me whatever you want, 1304 01:06:51,249 --> 01:06:52,781 you keep closing those deals. 1305 01:06:52,783 --> 01:06:55,752 - (CHUCKLES) - You must be like a fucking genius. 1306 01:06:55,754 --> 01:06:57,221 I'd love to pick your brain 1307 01:06:57,223 --> 01:06:58,956 because we need people like you over at WorryFree. 1308 01:06:58,958 --> 01:07:01,994 People who can comprehend the big picture, you know? 1309 01:07:02,728 --> 01:07:05,230 It's people like you that are gonna save this nation. 1310 01:07:05,232 --> 01:07:06,496 I mean look don't get me wrong; 1311 01:07:06,498 --> 01:07:08,132 we still need the workers to do the work. 1312 01:07:08,134 --> 01:07:09,300 Per se. 1313 01:07:09,302 --> 01:07:10,800 But we also need people like you. 1314 01:07:10,802 --> 01:07:12,304 People that can be trusted. 1315 01:07:13,072 --> 01:07:16,706 People that can analyze the challenge and adapt. 1316 01:07:16,708 --> 01:07:18,978 Like a cunning racoon. 1317 01:07:20,012 --> 01:07:21,680 Like a snake. 1318 01:07:21,682 --> 01:07:23,751 Or like a tardigrade! 1319 01:07:27,387 --> 01:07:28,655 Thanks... 1320 01:07:30,624 --> 01:07:32,959 Go, I'll lock up. 1321 01:07:34,595 --> 01:07:36,062 WOMAN: Great performance tonight, D! 1322 01:07:37,497 --> 01:07:38,964 I told you, you didn't have to do that. 1323 01:07:38,966 --> 01:07:41,301 No, it's my pleasure. It was good. 1324 01:07:43,169 --> 01:07:44,306 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 1325 01:07:45,406 --> 01:07:48,876 So, you gonna tell me what you thought about the show now? 1326 01:07:50,411 --> 01:07:52,781 It was, uh... 1327 01:07:53,982 --> 01:07:55,382 fiery. 1328 01:07:55,384 --> 01:07:57,616 Fiery? The fuck? 1329 01:07:57,618 --> 01:07:59,252 That's what you thought? That's it? 1330 01:07:59,254 --> 01:08:01,320 It was fiery. It was great. 1331 01:08:01,322 --> 01:08:03,926 Alright. Shh, you can tell me later. 1332 01:08:09,497 --> 01:08:11,932 So now, I gotta climb over the side of this overturned jeep 1333 01:08:11,934 --> 01:08:13,434 cause I got to pry the AK out 1334 01:08:13,436 --> 01:08:14,901 from under the crushed bloody body 1335 01:08:14,903 --> 01:08:17,571 of my now inconveniently deceased guide, right? 1336 01:08:17,573 --> 01:08:19,205 And just as I get this thing out I spin around. 1337 01:08:19,207 --> 01:08:20,941 And this fucking thing starts to charge and it... 1338 01:08:20,943 --> 01:08:22,845 (IMITATES MACHINE GUN FIRE) 1339 01:08:27,784 --> 01:08:29,716 Fucker took two mags to the head. 1340 01:08:29,718 --> 01:08:31,287 Turned that bitch into a trophy. 1341 01:08:33,490 --> 01:08:34,989 What about you, Cash? 1342 01:08:34,991 --> 01:08:37,324 You ever had to bust a cap in anybody's ass? 1343 01:08:37,326 --> 01:08:38,626 (LAUGHING) 1344 01:08:38,628 --> 01:08:40,995 - Green, no... - Shut the fuck up! (BEEP) 1345 01:08:40,997 --> 01:08:43,163 I'm talking to the man of the hour here. 1346 01:08:43,165 --> 01:08:44,701 Come on man, have a seat. 1347 01:08:46,002 --> 01:08:47,204 Come on. 1348 01:08:47,971 --> 01:08:51,339 I want to hear about some of that Oakland gangster shit, man. 1349 01:08:51,341 --> 01:08:53,340 - Oaktown. - Just right here? 1350 01:08:53,342 --> 01:08:55,041 - Just sit down? - Yeah. 1351 01:08:55,043 --> 01:08:56,913 Well... 1352 01:08:56,915 --> 01:09:02,284 Luckily, I have not had to put a cap in anyone's ass. 1353 01:09:02,286 --> 01:09:03,852 Or head or anything. 1354 01:09:03,854 --> 01:09:07,623 So, I don't have any cool stories, sorry. 1355 01:09:07,625 --> 01:09:11,325 Alright, well I mean give us something. Right? 1356 01:09:11,327 --> 01:09:14,229 These boring cunts are at every single one of my parties. 1357 01:09:14,231 --> 01:09:16,931 You're different, man. Make an impression. 1358 01:09:16,933 --> 01:09:18,667 At least take off the white voice. 1359 01:09:18,669 --> 01:09:20,770 And I know you can bust a rap, right? 1360 01:09:20,772 --> 01:09:22,405 (NORMAL VOICE) No, actually I can't. 1361 01:09:22,407 --> 01:09:24,008 Bullshit. Come on. Bullshit. 1362 01:09:24,010 --> 01:09:25,307 I can't, man. 1363 01:09:25,309 --> 01:09:27,877 I mean I can listen to rap, well, but I just can't rap. 1364 01:09:27,879 --> 01:09:29,378 It's actually embarrassing. 1365 01:09:29,380 --> 01:09:30,681 I don't know. I think he's lying. 1366 01:09:30,683 --> 01:09:31,881 I think you can rap. 1367 01:09:31,883 --> 01:09:33,616 I think you should rap. 1368 01:09:33,618 --> 01:09:35,217 Rap, rap, rap... 1369 01:09:35,219 --> 01:09:38,689 CROWD (CHANTING): Rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap. 1370 01:09:38,691 --> 01:09:40,490 Rap, rap, rap. 1371 01:09:40,492 --> 01:09:44,094 Rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap. 1372 01:09:44,096 --> 01:09:45,662 Rap, rap, rap. 1373 01:09:45,664 --> 01:09:49,200 Rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap. 1374 01:09:49,202 --> 01:09:50,270 ♪ 1375 01:09:59,811 --> 01:10:02,215 My name is Cash. I like to... 1376 01:10:04,251 --> 01:10:05,351 Smash! 1377 01:10:11,424 --> 01:10:14,294 I come from the land of dope. 1378 01:10:15,095 --> 01:10:17,231 Somebody got something to smoke? 1379 01:10:24,271 --> 01:10:25,569 Nigger shit. Nigger shit. 1380 01:10:25,571 --> 01:10:26,804 Nigger, nigger, nigger, shit. 1381 01:10:26,806 --> 01:10:28,072 Nigger shit. Nigger shit. 1382 01:10:28,074 --> 01:10:29,541 Nigger, nigger, nigger, shit. 1383 01:10:29,543 --> 01:10:30,841 CROWD: Nigger shit. Nigger shit. 1384 01:10:30,843 --> 01:10:32,110 Nigger, nigger, nigger, shit. 1385 01:10:32,112 --> 01:10:33,645 - Nigger shit. Nigger shit. - CASSIUS: Yeah! 1386 01:10:33,647 --> 01:10:35,148 Nigger, nigger, nigger, shit. 1387 01:10:35,150 --> 01:10:37,182 Nigger shit. Nigger shit. Nigger, nigger, nigger, shit. 1388 01:10:37,184 --> 01:10:39,685 Nigger shit. Nigger shit. Nigger, nigger, nigger, shit. 1389 01:10:39,687 --> 01:10:42,421 CROWD: Nigger shit. Nigger shit. Nigger, nigger, nigger, shit. 1390 01:10:42,423 --> 01:10:45,091 - CASSIUS: Yeah! - Nigger shit. Nigger shit. Nigger, nigger, nigger, shit. 1391 01:10:45,093 --> 01:10:47,627 Nigger shit. Nigger shit. Nigger, nigger, nigger, shit. 1392 01:10:47,629 --> 01:10:50,363 Nigger shit. Nigger shit. Nigger, nigger, nigger, shit. 1393 01:10:50,365 --> 01:10:53,065 CROWD: Nigger shit. Nigger shit. Nigger, nigger, nigger, shit. 1394 01:10:53,067 --> 01:10:55,768 Nigger shit. Nigger shit. Nigger, nigger, nigger, shit. 1395 01:10:55,770 --> 01:10:57,340 CASSIUS: Nigger shit. Nigger shit. 1396 01:11:00,710 --> 01:11:03,476 CROWD: Nigger shit. Nigger shit. Nigger, nigger, nigger, shit. 1397 01:11:03,478 --> 01:11:06,713 Nigger shit. Nigger shit. Nigger, nigger, nigger, shit. 1398 01:11:06,715 --> 01:11:08,250 (CROWD CHEERING) 1399 01:11:11,987 --> 01:11:13,789 (LIGHT PIANO MUSIC) 1400 01:11:32,641 --> 01:11:33,911 (MOANING) 1401 01:12:06,810 --> 01:12:08,677 (NORMAL VOICE) Go through that big ass foyer. 1402 01:12:08,679 --> 01:12:10,279 Go through the door next to the stairs. 1403 01:12:10,281 --> 01:12:13,082 Go down the other stairs. Hang a left. 1404 01:12:13,084 --> 01:12:15,452 Go to the end of the hallway. 1405 01:12:15,454 --> 01:12:16,854 Then make a right. 1406 01:12:16,856 --> 01:12:18,988 You'll see it. 1407 01:12:18,990 --> 01:12:21,190 Big magenta color doors. At the end of the halls. 1408 01:12:21,192 --> 01:12:22,759 Steve Lift will be waiting for you. 1409 01:12:22,761 --> 01:12:24,030 He wants you in there. 1410 01:12:25,563 --> 01:12:29,866 Look here, young blood. We don't cry about the shit that should be. 1411 01:12:29,868 --> 01:12:32,369 We just thrive on what is and what is... 1412 01:12:32,371 --> 01:12:33,874 opportunity. 1413 01:12:35,040 --> 01:12:37,110 This could be big, Cassius. 1414 01:12:38,477 --> 01:12:40,410 Don't do that thing. 1415 01:12:40,412 --> 01:12:43,183 - What thing? - That thing where you fuck it up. 1416 01:12:45,884 --> 01:12:47,353 Please, though. 1417 01:12:54,193 --> 01:12:55,428 ♪ 1418 01:13:03,804 --> 01:13:05,306 (LAUGHING) 1419 01:13:13,346 --> 01:13:14,482 (SIGHS HEAVILY) 1420 01:13:25,461 --> 01:13:26,996 (EERIE MUSIC) 1421 01:14:03,865 --> 01:14:05,200 Heads up. 1422 01:14:06,267 --> 01:14:09,270 This place is fucking nuts, man. 1423 01:14:09,272 --> 01:14:11,239 Thank you. I will accept your backhanded compliment. 1424 01:14:11,241 --> 01:14:14,210 Please. Take a seat, Mr. Cassius Green. 1425 01:14:18,615 --> 01:14:21,182 - How's your head, you alright? - No, it's perfect. 1426 01:14:21,184 --> 01:14:23,784 Well, here, in this lair 1427 01:14:23,786 --> 01:14:25,252 we do no line before its time. 1428 01:14:25,254 --> 01:14:27,389 And for you, my friend, it is time. 1429 01:14:27,391 --> 01:14:31,326 Cause you are rolling with the big dogs now. 1430 01:14:31,328 --> 01:14:32,731 Fuck it! 1431 01:14:42,573 --> 01:14:45,307 Fuck! It's strong, man! 1432 01:14:45,309 --> 01:14:48,578 Oh yeah. I have a proposition for you, Cash. 1433 01:14:48,580 --> 01:14:52,047 I will listen to your proposition, Stevie. 1434 01:14:52,049 --> 01:14:55,951 I want you at WorryFree. 1435 01:14:55,953 --> 01:14:57,922 I see something in you. 1436 01:14:57,924 --> 01:14:59,423 I think that you are more 1437 01:14:59,425 --> 01:15:01,157 than just the world's greatest telemarketer 1438 01:15:01,159 --> 01:15:02,759 since Hal Jameson. 1439 01:15:02,761 --> 01:15:04,829 You know what that's very interesting. 1440 01:15:04,831 --> 01:15:05,862 Boring, though. 1441 01:15:05,864 --> 01:15:07,763 I want to talk about the dollars 1442 01:15:07,765 --> 01:15:09,199 and zeros and the commas and shit. 1443 01:15:09,201 --> 01:15:10,767 Cocky. I like it. 1444 01:15:10,769 --> 01:15:12,636 Watch this little video proposal we put together 1445 01:15:12,638 --> 01:15:14,370 and you'll understand everything. Alright? 1446 01:15:14,372 --> 01:15:16,041 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING ON TV) 1447 01:15:20,180 --> 01:15:21,979 You know, I kind of got to piss. 1448 01:15:21,981 --> 01:15:23,380 So, could we, like, kind of watch this 1449 01:15:23,382 --> 01:15:24,849 after I get back from the bathroom? 1450 01:15:24,851 --> 01:15:26,120 No. 1451 01:15:31,090 --> 01:15:32,924 Hell, I got to piss, man. 1452 01:15:32,926 --> 01:15:34,526 Okay fine. Out the door, 1453 01:15:34,528 --> 01:15:36,627 halfway down the hallway, jade door. 1454 01:15:36,629 --> 01:15:38,032 Jade door, okay. 1455 01:15:51,578 --> 01:15:52,746 Okay... 1456 01:15:55,449 --> 01:15:56,518 Wow... 1457 01:15:57,485 --> 01:15:58,553 Alright... 1458 01:16:01,621 --> 01:16:03,589 Shit... 1459 01:16:03,591 --> 01:16:04,793 One stall. 1460 01:16:05,860 --> 01:16:09,029 Hey, you on your way in or out, man? 1461 01:16:09,031 --> 01:16:10,566 Can you help me? 1462 01:16:12,968 --> 01:16:15,668 No. No, I can't. Sorry. 1463 01:16:15,670 --> 01:16:17,904 Please. Could you help me? 1464 01:16:17,906 --> 01:16:21,110 Fucked up, man. I'm really hurt. 1465 01:16:24,079 --> 01:16:27,450 Oh, shit. Okay. 1466 01:16:28,784 --> 01:16:30,318 Just hold on, man. 1467 01:16:32,288 --> 01:16:33,355 ♪ 1468 01:16:37,026 --> 01:16:40,061 Please... help me. 1469 01:16:40,063 --> 01:16:43,097 Help me! Help me! 1470 01:16:43,099 --> 01:16:44,367 (SCREAMING NEIGH) 1471 01:16:47,703 --> 01:16:50,704 No, no, no, no, no, no! Don't touch me. 1472 01:16:50,706 --> 01:16:53,109 - Help us! - Help me! 1473 01:16:54,376 --> 01:16:55,779 (SHOUTING, INDISTINCTLY) 1474 01:16:58,983 --> 01:17:00,381 Hey, what the fuck! 1475 01:17:00,383 --> 01:17:03,186 - What the fuck, man! - (GUN COCKS) 1476 01:17:04,221 --> 01:17:07,055 - I said the jade door. - That is the jade door. 1477 01:17:07,057 --> 01:17:08,256 No, that's an olive door. 1478 01:17:08,258 --> 01:17:09,758 That's very clearly an olive door. 1479 01:17:09,760 --> 01:17:11,026 That's a jade door. 1480 01:17:11,028 --> 01:17:12,561 Look, you got to get me the fuck out of here. 1481 01:17:12,563 --> 01:17:15,830 Okay, calm, calm. This is a big misunderstanding. Okay? 1482 01:17:15,832 --> 01:17:17,532 Let's just take a deep breath and calm down. 1483 01:17:17,534 --> 01:17:18,866 We're gonna go back to my office. 1484 01:17:18,868 --> 01:17:20,303 I'm gonna explain everything to you, alright? 1485 01:17:20,305 --> 01:17:21,537 Wait, do you still have to pee? 1486 01:17:21,539 --> 01:17:23,739 I mean, I pissed on myself, man. 1487 01:17:23,741 --> 01:17:25,474 So, no I don't have to pee. 1488 01:17:25,476 --> 01:17:27,109 Look, I got to get the fuck out of here. 1489 01:17:27,111 --> 01:17:28,513 No, no, no, no, no, no... 1490 01:17:30,949 --> 01:17:32,547 Here's the deal. 1491 01:17:32,549 --> 01:17:35,352 I can't let you leave without explaining everything. Alright? 1492 01:17:35,354 --> 01:17:36,720 And if you'd even seen the video 1493 01:17:36,722 --> 01:17:38,654 before you went in there you wouldn't even be scared. 1494 01:17:38,656 --> 01:17:41,426 What the fuck was that thing in there, man? 1495 01:17:42,526 --> 01:17:43,596 It's... 1496 01:17:46,999 --> 01:17:48,798 the video is gonna show you everything. 1497 01:17:48,800 --> 01:17:50,202 Don't worry about it. 1498 01:17:52,303 --> 01:17:53,839 (ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYS) 1499 01:17:56,875 --> 01:17:59,611 STEVE: There's a lot of production value in this. 1500 01:18:03,482 --> 01:18:04,550 (CHIRPING) 1501 01:18:09,322 --> 01:18:11,823 NARRATOR (ON TV): Since the dawn of time, 1502 01:18:11,825 --> 01:18:15,026 or least since before anyone cares to remember 1503 01:18:15,028 --> 01:18:17,564 we have used our wits to survive. 1504 01:18:19,765 --> 01:18:22,033 But what has allowed us to thrive 1505 01:18:22,035 --> 01:18:24,302 was our use of tools. 1506 01:18:24,304 --> 01:18:26,640 A natural development. 1507 01:18:29,076 --> 01:18:31,241 But what are tools 1508 01:18:31,243 --> 01:18:33,245 if not extensions of the appendages 1509 01:18:33,247 --> 01:18:34,649 with which we were born? 1510 01:18:36,050 --> 01:18:39,221 Humans have modified ourselves throughout history. 1511 01:18:40,386 --> 01:18:43,187 - We train ourselves to fight. - (GROANS) 1512 01:18:43,189 --> 01:18:45,223 - We work out. - (MAN GROANS) 1513 01:18:45,225 --> 01:18:46,724 We study. 1514 01:18:46,726 --> 01:18:49,395 Worryfree is carrying forward this lineage 1515 01:18:49,397 --> 01:18:52,967 of natural developments that began in prehistoric time. 1516 01:18:56,738 --> 01:18:59,976 We realize that human labor has its limitations. 1517 01:19:03,011 --> 01:19:06,146 And, so, our scientists have discovered a way. 1518 01:19:06,148 --> 01:19:09,282 A chemical change to make humans stronger, 1519 01:19:09,284 --> 01:19:11,352 more obedient, more durable 1520 01:19:11,354 --> 01:19:14,655 and therefore more efficient and profitable. 1521 01:19:14,657 --> 01:19:17,457 We are proud to announce to our shareholders 1522 01:19:17,459 --> 01:19:22,262 that a new day in human productivity is dawning. 1523 01:19:22,264 --> 01:19:24,297 Our workforce of Equisapiens 1524 01:19:24,299 --> 01:19:25,699 will make Worryfree 1525 01:19:25,701 --> 01:19:28,838 the most profitable company in human history. 1526 01:19:30,106 --> 01:19:31,706 And you, our shareholders, 1527 01:19:31,708 --> 01:19:34,341 will be a part of that history. 1528 01:19:34,343 --> 01:19:37,345 See? It's all just a big misunderstanding. 1529 01:19:37,347 --> 01:19:40,547 This ain't no fucking misunderstanding, man! 1530 01:19:40,549 --> 01:19:45,020 So, you making half-human, half-horse fucking things 1531 01:19:45,022 --> 01:19:46,388 so you can make more money? 1532 01:19:46,390 --> 01:19:47,690 Yeah, basically. 1533 01:19:47,692 --> 01:19:50,324 I just didn't want you to think I was crazy. 1534 01:19:50,326 --> 01:19:51,927 That I was doing this for no reason. 1535 01:19:51,929 --> 01:19:54,262 Because this isn't irrational. 1536 01:19:54,264 --> 01:19:55,830 Oh. 1537 01:19:55,832 --> 01:19:57,065 Cool. Alright. 1538 01:19:57,067 --> 01:19:58,367 Cool. No, I understand. 1539 01:19:58,369 --> 01:20:00,202 I just I just got to leave now, man. 1540 01:20:00,204 --> 01:20:02,203 So, please get the fuck out of my way. 1541 01:20:02,205 --> 01:20:03,305 We haven't finished the movie. 1542 01:20:03,307 --> 01:20:04,640 Call me about that next week, please. 1543 01:20:04,642 --> 01:20:06,341 And then we'll talk about it. 1544 01:20:06,343 --> 01:20:08,445 Sit in that chair 1545 01:20:08,447 --> 01:20:10,480 and we're gonna watch this movie. 1546 01:20:10,482 --> 01:20:12,551 And then I'm gonna make you a proposal. 1547 01:20:13,452 --> 01:20:14,920 - Come on. - (PATTING CHAIR) 1548 01:20:18,956 --> 01:20:20,190 (MUSIC PLAYS ON TV) 1549 01:20:20,992 --> 01:20:23,191 NARRATOR (ON TV): Our worker modification process 1550 01:20:23,193 --> 01:20:25,330 is simple and rather quick. 1551 01:20:31,169 --> 01:20:33,204 It works for 70% of humans 1552 01:20:33,206 --> 01:20:35,475 who take the fusing catalyst. 1553 01:20:47,753 --> 01:20:48,921 (EERIE MUSIC) 1554 01:20:50,823 --> 01:20:52,223 STEVE: And, see, this is how we begin 1555 01:20:52,225 --> 01:20:53,957 the process of the transformation. 1556 01:20:53,959 --> 01:20:55,626 They take what's called the fusing catalyst. And what happens is... 1557 01:20:55,628 --> 01:20:57,495 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait a minute, man. 1558 01:20:57,497 --> 01:21:00,431 What the fuck did you give me to snort? Huh? 1559 01:21:00,433 --> 01:21:02,300 What the... what the fuck was that? 1560 01:21:02,302 --> 01:21:03,600 - Wait, what? - What did I snort?! 1561 01:21:03,602 --> 01:21:04,870 Cause I'm, I'm not even fucking high. 1562 01:21:04,872 --> 01:21:06,871 You're not what? Wait, wait wait. Wait. 1563 01:21:06,873 --> 01:21:09,706 No, I don't give a fuck about that anymore, alright? 1564 01:21:09,708 --> 01:21:11,108 I don't give a fuck about that shit. 1565 01:21:11,110 --> 01:21:12,344 If you had me snort some shit 1566 01:21:12,346 --> 01:21:13,511 that's gonna have me mutated man 1567 01:21:13,513 --> 01:21:15,313 I want you to fucking shoot me! 1568 01:21:15,315 --> 01:21:18,582 Cash. What you snorted was 100% Peruvian, man. 1569 01:21:18,584 --> 01:21:20,453 I need you to be a little bit more particular, man. 1570 01:21:20,455 --> 01:21:23,355 You know, they got fucking horses in Peru, probably. 1571 01:21:23,357 --> 01:21:26,324 - Motherfucker! - You're gonna get semantic on me? 1572 01:21:26,326 --> 01:21:27,493 No, I'm not getting semantic. 1573 01:21:27,495 --> 01:21:28,828 You're the one that's being semantic 1574 01:21:28,830 --> 01:21:30,695 if you refer to the fucking horses as a 100%. 1575 01:21:30,697 --> 01:21:32,331 Fuck that. It doesn't even matter. 1576 01:21:32,333 --> 01:21:33,599 Was it coke? Was it not coke? 1577 01:21:33,601 --> 01:21:36,469 - What was it? - Cash. It was coke. 1578 01:21:36,471 --> 01:21:38,538 Calm down, man. 1579 01:21:38,540 --> 01:21:40,372 You're... I wouldn't just give you 1580 01:21:40,374 --> 01:21:42,106 the fusing catalyst without telling you. 1581 01:21:42,108 --> 01:21:44,377 I'm not evil. Okay? 1582 01:21:44,379 --> 01:21:45,846 The reason you're not high 1583 01:21:45,848 --> 01:21:48,649 is because your adrenaline is pumping so hard right now 1584 01:21:48,651 --> 01:21:50,083 that to be perfectly honest 1585 01:21:50,085 --> 01:21:52,985 you're starting to harsh both of our mellows. Okay? 1586 01:21:52,987 --> 01:21:56,056 So, sit down and just take a breath, man. 1587 01:21:56,058 --> 01:21:57,158 It's fucking adrenaline. 1588 01:21:57,160 --> 01:21:59,058 Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. 1589 01:21:59,060 --> 01:22:01,227 It's fine, okay. Just breathe. 1590 01:22:01,229 --> 01:22:02,997 Okay? 1591 01:22:02,999 --> 01:22:05,031 Fucking bitch... 1592 01:22:05,033 --> 01:22:06,799 Okay? 1593 01:22:06,801 --> 01:22:11,041 Now, the proposal that I want to make you is this... 1594 01:22:11,875 --> 01:22:14,741 That is the future of labor. Okay? 1595 01:22:14,743 --> 01:22:16,811 They're bigger. They're stronger. 1596 01:22:16,813 --> 01:22:18,513 They hopefully gripe a lot less. 1597 01:22:18,515 --> 01:22:22,517 And also, soon, I'm gonna have millions of them. 1598 01:22:22,519 --> 01:22:23,683 Fucking crazy... 1599 01:22:23,685 --> 01:22:25,385 They're gonna form their own society. 1600 01:22:25,387 --> 01:22:27,321 They'll probably form their own culture. 1601 01:22:27,323 --> 01:22:29,057 Then maybe they want to organize. 1602 01:22:29,059 --> 01:22:30,458 Maybe they want to rebel. 1603 01:22:30,460 --> 01:22:33,728 And that's why we need someone on the inside 1604 01:22:33,730 --> 01:22:37,265 who represents Worryfree's needs. 1605 01:22:37,267 --> 01:22:39,537 Someone they can relate to. 1606 01:22:40,436 --> 01:22:42,536 To manage it. 1607 01:22:42,538 --> 01:22:44,206 For fucking horse people. 1608 01:22:44,208 --> 01:22:46,375 No. No. 1609 01:22:46,377 --> 01:22:51,446 The Equisapien Martin Luther King, Junior. 1610 01:22:51,448 --> 01:22:54,015 But one that we create. 1611 01:22:54,017 --> 01:22:55,784 One that we control. 1612 01:22:55,786 --> 01:22:58,921 So, you want to... want to have a false leader 1613 01:22:58,923 --> 01:23:00,957 for these fucking horse people. 1614 01:23:00,959 --> 01:23:03,460 But at the same time, he works for you? 1615 01:23:03,462 --> 01:23:05,931 Yeah. Keeps shit simple. 1616 01:23:08,633 --> 01:23:10,699 Well, why the fuck did you choose me? 1617 01:23:10,701 --> 01:23:12,167 Out of everybody you could have chose, 1618 01:23:12,169 --> 01:23:13,235 why did you pick me? 1619 01:23:13,237 --> 01:23:15,639 - For what? - Cash. Cash. 1620 01:23:15,641 --> 01:23:19,175 You are awesome. 1621 01:23:19,177 --> 01:23:21,744 I've never seen anyone go through the ranks 1622 01:23:21,746 --> 01:23:23,780 at Regalview like you did. 1623 01:23:23,782 --> 01:23:27,217 And I want someone like that at Worryfree. 1624 01:23:27,219 --> 01:23:28,651 Someone hungry. 1625 01:23:28,653 --> 01:23:30,721 Someone who'll fucking shank their own friend in the back 1626 01:23:30,723 --> 01:23:33,056 if it means getting what they want. 1627 01:23:33,058 --> 01:23:36,194 Now, look, I can see that you're freaked out. 1628 01:23:36,196 --> 01:23:38,261 And that you want to say no. 1629 01:23:38,263 --> 01:23:41,200 But I wouldn't do that before you see what I'm offering. 1630 01:23:48,475 --> 01:23:49,874 No, man. No, no. 1631 01:23:49,876 --> 01:23:51,410 There's no fucking amount of money 1632 01:23:51,412 --> 01:23:53,044 that will make me do that shit. 1633 01:23:53,046 --> 01:23:54,280 Two things. 1634 01:23:54,282 --> 01:23:56,181 One: it's a short-term contract. 1635 01:23:56,183 --> 01:23:58,016 Five years. Done. 1636 01:23:58,018 --> 01:24:00,052 Then we give you the diffuser antidote 1637 01:24:00,054 --> 01:24:01,352 special sauce serum 1638 01:24:01,354 --> 01:24:02,853 and you're back to normal. 1639 01:24:02,855 --> 01:24:06,325 And the second one, and I want you to remember this. 1640 01:24:06,327 --> 01:24:08,830 You're gonna have a horse cock. 1641 01:24:10,431 --> 01:24:14,166 What the fuck is a special antidote sauce serum. What the f... 1642 01:24:14,168 --> 01:24:15,735 It sounds like you made that shit up, man. 1643 01:24:15,737 --> 01:24:16,869 That shit ain't real. 1644 01:24:16,871 --> 01:24:19,671 No, it's real. And so is my offer. 1645 01:24:19,673 --> 01:24:22,508 Five years as our man amongst horses. 1646 01:24:22,510 --> 01:24:25,213 For one hundred million dollars. 1647 01:24:26,547 --> 01:24:28,380 Just go sleep on it. Okay? 1648 01:24:28,382 --> 01:24:32,120 And after that, holla at your boy. Okay. 1649 01:24:32,855 --> 01:24:36,025 Get out in that party and go fuck something. 1650 01:24:42,131 --> 01:24:43,199 (OMINOUS MUSIC) 1651 01:25:04,987 --> 01:25:08,191 (WHISPERING) Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. 1652 01:25:10,626 --> 01:25:13,330 (SHOUTS) Fuck! Fuck! 1653 01:25:24,742 --> 01:25:27,012 Where's my cell phone? 1654 01:25:28,979 --> 01:25:30,012 (DIAL TONE) 1655 01:25:30,014 --> 01:25:31,082 (BEEPING) 1656 01:25:32,282 --> 01:25:33,350 (LINE RINGING) 1657 01:25:34,285 --> 01:25:36,585 WOMAN (ON PHONE): San Francisco Chronicle, good morning. 1658 01:25:36,587 --> 01:25:38,521 Um... Eric. Eric Arnold, please. 1659 01:25:38,523 --> 01:25:39,791 One moment. 1660 01:25:40,625 --> 01:25:42,223 ERIC (ON PHONE): Hello. 1661 01:25:42,225 --> 01:25:45,161 Okay, Eric Arnold. My name is Cassius Green. 1662 01:25:45,163 --> 01:25:47,664 I have some important information. 1663 01:25:47,666 --> 01:25:49,133 Some very, very important information 1664 01:25:49,135 --> 01:25:52,068 that I think you would really, really be interested in. 1665 01:25:52,070 --> 01:25:56,072 - Okay, shoot. - Okay, uh... alright. 1666 01:25:56,074 --> 01:25:59,142 They turning motherfuckers into horse-people. 1667 01:25:59,144 --> 01:26:02,579 Horse... half-horse, half-human people that work. Alright. 1668 01:26:02,581 --> 01:26:04,681 Look, they have you snort some fucking coke, 1669 01:26:04,683 --> 01:26:06,150 and, well, it's not really coke, 1670 01:26:06,152 --> 01:26:08,185 but you snort it and it has your nostrils get all big 1671 01:26:08,187 --> 01:26:09,886 and then you get a horse dick and shit. 1672 01:26:09,888 --> 01:26:13,256 And listen... listen, you got to get this story out here, man, 1673 01:26:13,258 --> 01:26:15,192 because look, you put... 1674 01:26:15,194 --> 01:26:16,160 Jake? 1675 01:26:16,162 --> 01:26:19,197 What you talking about? No. Cassius. 1676 01:26:19,199 --> 01:26:21,032 Cassius Green. 1677 01:26:21,034 --> 01:26:22,102 (DIAL TONE) 1678 01:26:24,503 --> 01:26:26,202 WOMAN (ON TV): The first thing we're gonna do 1679 01:26:26,204 --> 01:26:29,175 is cut a little nib into the cola can. 1680 01:26:34,214 --> 01:26:38,819 Voila! "Have a cola and smile, bitch," wig! 1681 01:26:41,789 --> 01:26:44,792 Fuck! Where the fuck is my cellphone?! 1682 01:26:47,060 --> 01:26:48,627 REPORTER: And the strangest thing 1683 01:26:48,629 --> 01:26:50,095 to happen in advertising history 1684 01:26:50,097 --> 01:26:52,264 Soda Cola has announced working with Cynthia Rose, 1685 01:26:52,266 --> 01:26:55,034 the foul-mouthed heroine with perfect aim 1686 01:26:55,036 --> 01:26:57,937 from the "Cola-and-Smile-Bitch" YouTube clip. 1687 01:26:57,939 --> 01:26:59,771 Rose reportedly signed for an amount of money 1688 01:26:59,773 --> 01:27:01,507 that could buy four white babies. 1689 01:27:01,509 --> 01:27:04,110 The strike breaker who's hilariously pegged in that clip 1690 01:27:04,112 --> 01:27:05,244 has been revealed to be named... 1691 01:27:05,246 --> 01:27:06,846 - Cassius Green. - Cassius Green. 1692 01:27:06,848 --> 01:27:09,181 Alright Doc, now I'm, uh... 1693 01:27:09,183 --> 01:27:10,784 I got a little worried, you know. 1694 01:27:10,786 --> 01:27:12,752 Because I was looking at it maybe from up here. 1695 01:27:12,754 --> 01:27:14,753 But that it might be different. 1696 01:27:14,755 --> 01:27:16,191 Is it bigger? 1697 01:27:18,759 --> 01:27:20,761 No. No, it's the same size. 1698 01:27:20,763 --> 01:27:22,228 I mean, I'm glad you're feeling yourself. 1699 01:27:22,230 --> 01:27:24,464 Is that why you tried to booty call me last night? 1700 01:27:24,466 --> 01:27:28,000 I didn't try to booty call you. I lost my phone. I told you. 1701 01:27:28,002 --> 01:27:29,837 It doesn't matter. I got a new one. 1702 01:27:29,839 --> 01:27:31,304 What is up with you, Cash? 1703 01:27:31,306 --> 01:27:33,773 You called me at 3:23. You left a video message. 1704 01:27:33,775 --> 01:27:34,941 I didn't check it, 1705 01:27:34,943 --> 01:27:36,043 cause I assumed it was lude as fuck 1706 01:27:36,045 --> 01:27:37,245 and I wasn't trying to do that... 1707 01:27:37,247 --> 01:27:38,448 Can I see that? 1708 01:27:39,681 --> 01:27:41,050 Come on. 1709 01:27:48,758 --> 01:27:52,794 We're hurting! We're hurting! 1710 01:27:52,796 --> 01:27:54,496 Help us! Help us! 1711 01:27:54,498 --> 01:27:56,830 MAN (ON VIDEO): Get back in there. Get in there. 1712 01:27:56,832 --> 01:27:58,334 - (ALARM BLARING) - Help us! 1713 01:27:59,936 --> 01:28:01,604 We're hurting! 1714 01:28:02,372 --> 01:28:04,540 ELECTRONIC VOICE: Security code cleared. 1715 01:28:04,542 --> 01:28:06,073 STEVE (ON VIDEO): Love of Christ. 1716 01:28:06,075 --> 01:28:08,176 If your beautiful perversions don't shut the fuck up, 1717 01:28:08,178 --> 01:28:10,981 I will turn you all into glue! 1718 01:28:11,915 --> 01:28:13,517 I found my phone. 1719 01:28:19,022 --> 01:28:20,357 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1720 01:28:24,462 --> 01:28:26,028 I don't know, Cash... 1721 01:28:26,030 --> 01:28:28,764 You got to do something. People got to know. 1722 01:28:28,766 --> 01:28:31,001 Right? Honey, you got to tell them, right? 1723 01:28:31,003 --> 01:28:32,304 Yeah. Yeah I mean... 1724 01:28:33,205 --> 01:28:34,971 - Why did you show... - I don't know, alright. 1725 01:28:34,973 --> 01:28:36,440 I snorted something that was... 1726 01:28:36,442 --> 01:28:37,707 I thought it was activated 1727 01:28:37,709 --> 01:28:39,376 but it turned out it was just coke... 1728 01:28:39,378 --> 01:28:41,410 But why did you focus on your dick, though? 1729 01:28:41,412 --> 01:28:42,579 They have big nostrils 1730 01:28:42,581 --> 01:28:44,280 you could have just asked me to check your nostrils. 1731 01:28:44,282 --> 01:28:46,285 - Okay check ‘em, check ‘em. - Okay, okay. 1732 01:28:47,518 --> 01:28:48,819 Yeah, they look bigger. 1733 01:28:48,821 --> 01:28:50,386 - No, they don't. - I think that's just cause... 1734 01:28:50,388 --> 01:28:52,288 - Yeah. You're flaring them. - No, I'm not flaring them. 1735 01:28:52,290 --> 01:28:53,791 - You are, you are. - No, I'm not. 1736 01:28:53,793 --> 01:28:55,428 Just relax them a little bit so I can see. 1737 01:28:56,696 --> 01:28:59,897 Okay. Look, listen. They're normal size. They look normal size. 1738 01:28:59,899 --> 01:29:01,567 - (WHIMPERING) - They look normal size. 1739 01:29:03,536 --> 01:29:04,634 (CRYING) 1740 01:29:04,636 --> 01:29:05,906 (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS) 1741 01:29:23,957 --> 01:29:25,057 I need you to know... 1742 01:29:25,059 --> 01:29:27,459 I want to be clear... 1743 01:29:27,461 --> 01:29:29,061 this can't happen again. 1744 01:29:29,063 --> 01:29:30,862 I'm not going back. 1745 01:29:30,864 --> 01:29:33,498 I'm not going to be a fucking Power Caller. 1746 01:29:33,500 --> 01:29:35,366 That's a good decision. 1747 01:29:35,368 --> 01:29:36,567 But I... 1748 01:29:36,569 --> 01:29:38,437 - I still have problems with all this. - I'm not... 1749 01:29:38,439 --> 01:29:40,705 Only something happening to you turned you against them. 1750 01:29:40,707 --> 01:29:42,473 Okay. But I know how they view me. 1751 01:29:42,475 --> 01:29:44,411 How I look in the eyes 1752 01:29:44,413 --> 01:29:46,313 of fucking Worryfree and Regalview. 1753 01:29:46,315 --> 01:29:49,916 They just view me as another one of their fucking creatures 1754 01:29:49,918 --> 01:29:53,055 to control and to manipulate. And that's not me. 1755 01:29:54,922 --> 01:29:56,190 Good. 1756 01:29:57,592 --> 01:29:58,661 Good. 1757 01:30:01,596 --> 01:30:03,665 That doesn't change what I said about us. 1758 01:30:06,001 --> 01:30:08,135 And also, I kind of messed around 1759 01:30:08,137 --> 01:30:09,369 with somebody last night. 1760 01:30:09,371 --> 01:30:11,141 What? Wait... 1761 01:30:11,874 --> 01:30:13,806 what do you mean you kind of... 1762 01:30:13,808 --> 01:30:15,509 I need you to explain that one 1763 01:30:15,511 --> 01:30:16,810 cause I don't understand 1764 01:30:16,812 --> 01:30:20,516 what you mean by you kind of messed around with somebody. 1765 01:30:21,450 --> 01:30:24,652 - I mean did you... - Everything but. 1766 01:30:24,654 --> 01:30:25,786 Everything but. 1767 01:30:25,788 --> 01:30:26,987 You see, that's almost worse than 1768 01:30:26,989 --> 01:30:28,521 anything I can imagine in my mind. 1769 01:30:28,523 --> 01:30:32,964 - Everything but. So, did you... - Cassius we were broken up. 1770 01:30:33,897 --> 01:30:35,763 Okay? It's over. 1771 01:30:35,765 --> 01:30:38,501 It's me and you that shouldn't have messed around tonight. 1772 01:30:47,710 --> 01:30:48,776 (CASSIUS EXHALES DEEPLY) 1773 01:30:48,778 --> 01:30:50,982 You want to know who it was? 1774 01:30:52,750 --> 01:30:54,482 Do you plan on fucking 1775 01:30:54,484 --> 01:30:57,421 or "everything but"-ting with that person again? 1776 01:30:58,590 --> 01:30:59,658 No. 1777 01:31:01,859 --> 01:31:04,563 Nah. No, I don't want to know, then. 1778 01:31:07,131 --> 01:31:09,201 No, I don't want to know. 1779 01:31:11,635 --> 01:31:12,703 (HORN HONKS) 1780 01:31:19,278 --> 01:31:20,646 ♪ 1781 01:31:26,685 --> 01:31:27,787 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 1782 01:31:37,329 --> 01:31:39,765 MAN: I have absolutely no idea what this is about. 1783 01:31:40,599 --> 01:31:43,100 Maybe it's saying that capitalism dehumanizes them. 1784 01:31:43,102 --> 01:31:45,470 Maybe the artist is being literal. 1785 01:31:45,472 --> 01:31:48,640 Maybe Worryfree is turning workers into horses. 1786 01:31:48,642 --> 01:31:50,577 And literally fucking them? 1787 01:31:54,780 --> 01:31:56,216 ♪ 1788 01:32:02,888 --> 01:32:04,022 Hey, bro. 1789 01:32:04,024 --> 01:32:05,355 Ain't you the dude from the clip 1790 01:32:05,357 --> 01:32:06,958 that got hit in the head with the can? 1791 01:32:06,960 --> 01:32:09,328 No. No, everybody thinks that's me, man. 1792 01:32:09,330 --> 01:32:11,430 - But that's not me. - What's wrong with your head then? 1793 01:32:11,432 --> 01:32:13,032 Man, everybody thinks that's... 1794 01:32:13,034 --> 01:32:14,466 That's you, that shit is funny! 1795 01:32:14,468 --> 01:32:17,738 - What the fuck, man?! - For you lyin'! 1796 01:32:23,843 --> 01:32:26,280 - (GRUNTS) - (JEERING) 1797 01:32:28,549 --> 01:32:29,750 MAN: That's alright. 1798 01:32:31,019 --> 01:32:32,288 Happen to the best of us. 1799 01:32:34,523 --> 01:32:35,758 (MEN LAUGHING) 1800 01:32:36,992 --> 01:32:38,260 Walk it off. 1801 01:32:43,866 --> 01:32:44,897 (PHONE DIALING) 1802 01:32:44,899 --> 01:32:46,167 (LINE RINGING) 1803 01:32:47,301 --> 01:32:48,634 This is Cassius Green 1804 01:32:48,636 --> 01:32:50,637 from "Have-A-Cola And-A-Smile-Bitch" fame. 1805 01:32:50,639 --> 01:32:52,441 I want to be on your show tomorrow. 1806 01:32:53,608 --> 01:32:57,847 (SINGING) "Have a Cola and smile, Bitch" 1807 01:32:59,082 --> 01:33:00,517 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDS) 1808 01:33:08,625 --> 01:33:11,625 CROWD: "I Got the Shit Kicked Out Of Me" 1809 01:33:11,627 --> 01:33:14,795 Today, YouTube sensation Cassius Green is here. 1810 01:33:14,797 --> 01:33:17,063 You had 500 million people 1811 01:33:17,065 --> 01:33:18,499 watch you get pegged to the noggin 1812 01:33:18,501 --> 01:33:20,602 and get utterly humiliated. It was effin hilarious. 1813 01:33:20,604 --> 01:33:22,437 The way your hair went up like that... 1814 01:33:22,439 --> 01:33:24,172 - (CARTOON SOUND EFFECT) - (AUDIENCE LAUGHS) 1815 01:33:24,174 --> 01:33:26,073 The whole world is laughing ‘til they pissed. 1816 01:33:26,075 --> 01:33:27,408 (AUDIENCE LAUGHS) 1817 01:33:27,410 --> 01:33:30,345 Well, I got a new clip that I need you to play 1818 01:33:30,347 --> 01:33:32,179 and the only reason I came on the show 1819 01:33:32,181 --> 01:33:34,082 was because you agreed to show this clip 1820 01:33:34,084 --> 01:33:36,318 to your 150 million viewers. 1821 01:33:36,320 --> 01:33:38,219 Well, if you want some ass, you have to bring some ass. 1822 01:33:38,221 --> 01:33:39,888 So, we'll get ready for an ass whipping, 1823 01:33:39,890 --> 01:33:41,221 then jump in the shit tank. 1824 01:33:41,223 --> 01:33:42,725 Then we'll play your clip. 1825 01:33:42,727 --> 01:33:43,960 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDS) 1826 01:33:43,962 --> 01:33:45,962 - (BLOWS LANDING) - (GRUNTING) 1827 01:33:45,964 --> 01:33:47,633 ♪ 1828 01:33:54,705 --> 01:33:55,873 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 1829 01:34:02,547 --> 01:34:04,881 Could you play my clip now, please? 1830 01:34:04,883 --> 01:34:06,215 Okay. 1831 01:34:06,217 --> 01:34:09,186 Is it as crazy as the cola-and-a-smile-bitch clip? 1832 01:34:09,188 --> 01:34:10,654 Not possible. 1833 01:34:10,656 --> 01:34:11,989 (AUDIENCE LAUGHS) 1834 01:34:11,991 --> 01:34:14,123 It's crazy, Mary. 1835 01:34:14,125 --> 01:34:16,760 - It's fucking crazy. - Woo-hoo. 1836 01:34:16,762 --> 01:34:18,229 Let's roll the clip. 1837 01:34:18,231 --> 01:34:21,164 Help us. We're hurting! 1838 01:34:21,166 --> 01:34:23,100 We're hurting! 1839 01:34:23,102 --> 01:34:25,970 If you beautiful perversions don't shut the fuck up, 1840 01:34:25,972 --> 01:34:28,838 I will turn you all into glue! 1841 01:34:28,840 --> 01:34:29,908 (AUDIENCE GASPS) 1842 01:34:30,644 --> 01:34:32,511 As a Power Caller for Regalview, 1843 01:34:32,513 --> 01:34:35,245 Worryfree was my premier client. 1844 01:34:35,247 --> 01:34:37,382 This is just incontrovertible proof 1845 01:34:37,384 --> 01:34:39,517 of Worryfree's evil practices. 1846 01:34:39,519 --> 01:34:42,553 They're turning humans into grotesque horse-people. 1847 01:34:42,555 --> 01:34:44,489 And I want the world to know 1848 01:34:44,491 --> 01:34:47,491 that... that... that they're manipulating humanity 1849 01:34:47,493 --> 01:34:49,093 for the sake of profit. 1850 01:34:49,095 --> 01:34:50,728 Now, we cannot let this go on. 1851 01:34:50,730 --> 01:34:53,063 You have to call your congressman, alright. 1852 01:34:53,065 --> 01:34:54,465 Call your local politicians 1853 01:34:54,467 --> 01:34:56,868 and let them know we will not stand for this. 1854 01:34:56,870 --> 01:34:58,237 REPORTER: It's been one day 1855 01:34:58,239 --> 01:35:00,438 since the viral celebrity leak to the world, 1856 01:35:00,440 --> 01:35:03,475 new scientific achievements made by Worryfree 1857 01:35:03,477 --> 01:35:05,577 and their genius CEO, Steve Lift, 1858 01:35:05,579 --> 01:35:08,479 which caused Worryfree stocks to sky rocket 1859 01:35:08,481 --> 01:35:11,384 at a rate faster than any other company in history. 1860 01:35:11,386 --> 01:35:13,018 House and Senate leaders 1861 01:35:13,020 --> 01:35:14,586 joined Lift in ringing the bell 1862 01:35:14,588 --> 01:35:17,222 to celebrate the record stock market rally 1863 01:35:17,224 --> 01:35:18,692 Worryfree's success has created. 1864 01:35:18,694 --> 01:35:19,761 Fuck you! 1865 01:35:20,695 --> 01:35:25,297 We are all sinners, but in every sinner lies a winner. 1866 01:35:25,299 --> 01:35:27,500 The Lord lifted you from the whore house, 1867 01:35:27,502 --> 01:35:30,037 you from flop house, you from drop house... 1868 01:35:30,039 --> 01:35:31,874 (PREACHER CONTINUES, INDISTINCT) 1869 01:35:33,275 --> 01:35:35,641 - Fuck! Fuck! - Out devil! 1870 01:35:35,643 --> 01:35:36,712 Fuck! 1871 01:35:46,421 --> 01:35:48,825 SQUEEZE: No. No. We're just doing dutch. 1872 01:35:53,028 --> 01:35:55,299 - Thanks for calling, man. - Yeah. 1873 01:35:56,133 --> 01:35:57,733 Look, I betrayed you. 1874 01:35:59,169 --> 01:36:01,034 I know it's not gonna change anything, 1875 01:36:01,036 --> 01:36:02,537 but I wanted to say I'm sorry. 1876 01:36:02,539 --> 01:36:06,944 - I acted stupid, I was... - Man, hey, we... we good. 1877 01:36:07,745 --> 01:36:10,178 Alright, but all you got to do is just... 1878 01:36:10,180 --> 01:36:11,713 just do right from now on, man. 1879 01:36:11,715 --> 01:36:13,449 Yeah, I know and that's what... 1880 01:36:13,451 --> 01:36:16,284 I tried to change it. I tried to stop it. But it's... 1881 01:36:16,286 --> 01:36:17,651 it's just right in front of their faces. 1882 01:36:17,653 --> 01:36:20,422 They're turning human beings into monstrosities 1883 01:36:20,424 --> 01:36:21,656 and nobody gives a fuck. 1884 01:36:21,658 --> 01:36:23,392 Most people that saw you on that screen 1885 01:36:23,394 --> 01:36:25,927 knew calling their congressman wasn't gonna do shit. 1886 01:36:25,929 --> 01:36:27,128 If you get shown a problem, 1887 01:36:27,130 --> 01:36:28,597 but have no idea how to control it, 1888 01:36:28,599 --> 01:36:30,866 then you just decide to get used to the problem. 1889 01:36:30,868 --> 01:36:35,039 Yeah, and that's why our plan for tomorrow... 1890 01:36:36,074 --> 01:36:38,040 is important. 1891 01:36:38,042 --> 01:36:39,342 ‘Cause if we stop them 1892 01:36:39,344 --> 01:36:42,410 from crossing the picket line this time we win. 1893 01:36:42,412 --> 01:36:45,281 - That's a good plan. - Yeah. 1894 01:36:45,283 --> 01:36:47,786 Tomorrow we show ‘em how to give fucks. 1895 01:36:49,520 --> 01:36:50,788 (PEOPLE CHEERING) 1896 01:36:52,224 --> 01:36:53,755 Ain't that about a... 1897 01:36:53,757 --> 01:36:56,727 - Happy Halloween - Look at that shit. You see that shit? 1898 01:36:56,729 --> 01:36:59,830 What the fuck is that about? What the fuck, man. 1899 01:36:59,832 --> 01:37:01,735 That's what I'm talking about. 1900 01:37:02,635 --> 01:37:03,970 (INDISTINCT GRUNTING) 1901 01:37:05,937 --> 01:37:09,743 - MAN: Get back in there! - HORSES: We're hurting! Help us! 1902 01:37:13,244 --> 01:37:14,513 (BEEPING) 1903 01:37:16,481 --> 01:37:18,651 ELECTRONIC VOICE: Security code cleared. 1904 01:37:25,226 --> 01:37:26,725 CROWD (CHANTING): Fuck you, Regalview! 1905 01:37:26,727 --> 01:37:29,060 Fuck you, Regalview! Fuck you, Regalview! 1906 01:37:29,062 --> 01:37:31,596 None of the strikers here at the Regalview strike 1907 01:37:31,598 --> 01:37:33,530 will tell us why they're all wearing 1908 01:37:33,532 --> 01:37:37,101 their Cola-And A-Smile-Bitch wigs. 1909 01:37:37,103 --> 01:37:38,703 Although the strikers have been 1910 01:37:38,705 --> 01:37:40,872 extremely militant over the past weeks, 1911 01:37:40,874 --> 01:37:44,075 they've not been able to stop the Stackwater juggernaut 1912 01:37:44,077 --> 01:37:45,744 from breaking through the lines. 1913 01:37:45,746 --> 01:37:48,748 CROWD (CHANTING): Scabs won't pass! Scabs won't pass! 1914 01:37:48,750 --> 01:37:51,816 Scabs won't pass! Scabs won't pass! 1915 01:37:51,818 --> 01:37:55,154 Scabs won't pass! Scabs won't pass! 1916 01:37:55,156 --> 01:37:57,155 Elbows and assholes, people! 1917 01:37:57,157 --> 01:37:58,426 Let's move! 1918 01:37:59,493 --> 01:38:02,293 Scabs won't pass! Scabs won't pass!... 1919 01:38:02,295 --> 01:38:04,698 - (GRUNTING) - (WHISTLE BLOWING) 1920 01:38:08,636 --> 01:38:11,571 CROWD: Scabs won't pass! Scabs won't pass! 1921 01:38:11,573 --> 01:38:14,407 Scabs won't pass! Scabs won't pass! 1922 01:38:14,409 --> 01:38:16,041 Scabs won't pass! 1923 01:38:16,043 --> 01:38:19,112 - (WHISTLE BLOWING) - Scabs won't pass! Scabs won't pass! 1924 01:38:19,114 --> 01:38:20,683 (GRUNTING) 1925 01:38:24,019 --> 01:38:25,285 Oh! 1926 01:38:25,287 --> 01:38:26,822 (CROWD CHEERING) 1927 01:38:30,192 --> 01:38:31,462 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 1928 01:38:32,962 --> 01:38:35,095 REPORTER: The infamous Cassius Green, 1929 01:38:35,097 --> 01:38:37,999 former Power Caller and strike line crosser, 1930 01:38:38,001 --> 01:38:39,735 has switched sides. 1931 01:38:44,407 --> 01:38:46,677 - Yeah, man! - Yeah! 1932 01:38:51,881 --> 01:38:55,753 (REPORTER CONTINUES, INDISTINCT) 1933 01:39:00,457 --> 01:39:03,091 Looks like the Calvary's arrived, folks. 1934 01:39:03,093 --> 01:39:04,596 (GRUNTING) 1935 01:39:08,098 --> 01:39:09,633 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 1936 01:39:13,503 --> 01:39:14,771 (SCREAMING) 1937 01:39:22,414 --> 01:39:24,014 Get the fuck back! 1938 01:39:24,016 --> 01:39:25,617 This way! This way! 1939 01:39:27,885 --> 01:39:28,885 Come on! 1940 01:39:28,887 --> 01:39:30,622 - (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) - (BLOWS LANDING) 1941 01:39:34,259 --> 01:39:35,292 Over here! Over here! 1942 01:39:35,294 --> 01:39:36,562 (ALARMS BLARING) 1943 01:39:39,296 --> 01:39:41,198 This is when the magic happens. 1944 01:39:41,200 --> 01:39:43,036 SQUEEZE: Get them here quick. 1945 01:39:44,170 --> 01:39:45,272 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 1946 01:39:50,410 --> 01:39:51,912 MAN: Hey, Cassius. 1947 01:39:59,251 --> 01:40:01,418 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 1948 01:40:01,420 --> 01:40:02,689 (GROANS) 1949 01:40:05,925 --> 01:40:08,162 - (SCREAMING) - (BLOWS LANDING) 1950 01:40:14,333 --> 01:40:16,034 MAN: Look out! Look out! 1951 01:40:16,036 --> 01:40:17,937 Hey! Hey! 1952 01:40:17,939 --> 01:40:19,006 (WOMAN GRUNTS) 1953 01:40:22,141 --> 01:40:23,778 Let me out! 1954 01:40:26,413 --> 01:40:28,082 Hey! 1955 01:40:28,849 --> 01:40:30,416 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 1956 01:40:30,418 --> 01:40:31,686 (ENGINE REVVING) 1957 01:40:33,154 --> 01:40:34,656 (BODIES THUDDING) 1958 01:40:35,623 --> 01:40:37,125 - (ENGINE IDLING) - (TIRES SCREECHING) 1959 01:40:40,195 --> 01:40:41,296 (TIRES SQUEALING) 1960 01:40:43,632 --> 01:40:44,900 (GEARS CLANKING) 1961 01:40:47,435 --> 01:40:49,236 MAN: Hold your ground! 1962 01:40:53,540 --> 01:40:56,178 CASSIUS: Yes! Yes! 1963 01:40:58,280 --> 01:40:59,349 (LOUD BANG) 1964 01:41:03,251 --> 01:41:04,320 (BLOWS LANDING) 1965 01:41:07,089 --> 01:41:08,156 (MEN GRUNTING) 1966 01:41:11,693 --> 01:41:13,096 (MAN SCREAMING) 1967 01:41:15,999 --> 01:41:17,166 (METAL SCRAPING) 1968 01:41:23,072 --> 01:41:24,642 (HEAVY CLANKING) 1969 01:41:33,916 --> 01:41:34,984 Wow! 1970 01:41:37,019 --> 01:41:38,119 Thank you. 1971 01:41:38,121 --> 01:41:40,422 We. Are Honored. 1972 01:41:40,424 --> 01:41:43,424 To. Be. In. Your. Presence. 1973 01:41:43,426 --> 01:41:46,361 Dude. I'm from East Oakland. 1974 01:41:46,363 --> 01:41:47,795 Talk regular. 1975 01:41:47,797 --> 01:41:49,598 My name is DeMarius. 1976 01:41:49,600 --> 01:41:50,865 Thanks for breaking us out. 1977 01:41:50,867 --> 01:41:54,938 Oh, I'm Cassius. Cassius Green. 1978 01:41:55,773 --> 01:41:57,042 No problem. 1979 01:41:58,009 --> 01:41:59,607 (HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING) 1980 01:41:59,609 --> 01:42:01,410 Worryfree is here. 1981 01:42:01,412 --> 01:42:03,782 Hey. Same struggle. 1982 01:42:04,748 --> 01:42:06,016 Same fight. 1983 01:42:08,787 --> 01:42:11,323 Equisapiens! Let's be out! 1984 01:42:13,859 --> 01:42:15,394 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING, CHEERING) 1985 01:42:17,930 --> 01:42:20,966 WOMAN: Equisapiens, thank you so much! 1986 01:42:24,869 --> 01:42:26,104 Hey! 1987 01:42:28,306 --> 01:42:30,142 Master mind. 1988 01:43:05,345 --> 01:43:06,845 Are you serious right now? 1989 01:43:06,847 --> 01:43:08,713 Serious as kicking the can. 1990 01:43:08,715 --> 01:43:10,114 Don't... don't play with me, Cash 1991 01:43:10,116 --> 01:43:11,784 cause that's some serious shit. 1992 01:43:11,786 --> 01:43:14,319 No, man. That's yours. 1993 01:43:14,321 --> 01:43:16,689 And I've got a car that'll do me just fine 1994 01:43:16,691 --> 01:43:18,827 til I get back to work at Regalview. 1995 01:43:21,830 --> 01:43:23,629 Plus, I wanted to say I'm sorry. 1996 01:43:23,631 --> 01:43:26,134 Cash, man. Look. 1997 01:43:26,867 --> 01:43:29,270 Just saying sorry is fine. 1998 01:43:31,538 --> 01:43:33,673 This is good. This is perfect. 1999 01:43:33,675 --> 01:43:35,173 This is the perfect apology. 2000 01:43:35,175 --> 01:43:38,080 I don't want disrespect you. You know this is cool, I'm... 2001 01:43:41,349 --> 01:43:42,417 Hey! 2002 01:43:45,654 --> 01:43:47,090 So, uh... 2003 01:43:47,957 --> 01:43:49,156 now that we won that strike 2004 01:43:49,158 --> 01:43:51,025 you cool coming back to work with us 2005 01:43:51,027 --> 01:43:54,394 lowly regular telemarketers. 2006 01:43:54,396 --> 01:43:55,928 Well, if the new and glorious 2007 01:43:55,930 --> 01:43:58,098 telemarketers union will have me. 2008 01:43:58,100 --> 01:44:00,135 You got to start fighting somewhere. 2009 01:44:01,369 --> 01:44:03,237 - Huh? - Alright, bro. 2010 01:44:03,239 --> 01:44:04,841 - Be good. - Mm-hmm. 2011 01:44:05,707 --> 01:44:07,510 DETROIT: Kiss already, huh? 2012 01:44:16,052 --> 01:44:19,022 So, what about being part of something important, huh? 2013 01:44:20,056 --> 01:44:21,121 Oh shit. 2014 01:44:21,123 --> 01:44:23,324 It looks like the sun is about to explode. 2015 01:44:23,326 --> 01:44:24,358 Oh my god... 2016 01:44:24,360 --> 01:44:25,428 Come here, sugar. 2017 01:44:28,731 --> 01:44:31,001 We are a part of something important. 2018 01:44:31,768 --> 01:44:33,405 Changing the world. 2019 01:44:35,807 --> 01:44:37,541 Before the sun explodes. 2020 01:44:42,178 --> 01:44:43,279 Well... 2021 01:44:43,281 --> 01:44:45,680 I couldn't come back to the exact same thing 2022 01:44:45,682 --> 01:44:48,018 after all that, right? 2023 01:44:57,929 --> 01:44:59,361 What happened? 2024 01:44:59,363 --> 01:45:00,433 (MOANS) 2025 01:45:02,267 --> 01:45:03,870 What, Cash? 2026 01:45:05,202 --> 01:45:06,272 (MOANING) 2027 01:45:07,807 --> 01:45:09,942 ♪ 2028 01:45:15,814 --> 01:45:17,282 ♪ 2029 01:45:20,052 --> 01:45:22,488 (PHONE RINGING) 2030 01:45:28,994 --> 01:45:30,497 (CONTINUES RINGING) 2031 01:45:40,806 --> 01:45:41,907 What? 2032 01:45:42,743 --> 01:45:45,176 CASSIUS (ON VIDEO): I'm Cassius Green calling on behalf of 2033 01:45:45,178 --> 01:45:47,645 stomp a mud hole in your ass.com. 2034 01:45:47,647 --> 01:45:49,548 Sorry to bother you but... 2035 01:45:49,550 --> 01:45:50,618 (STATIC) 2036 01:45:51,851 --> 01:45:53,051 (DISTANT THUDDING) 2037 01:45:53,053 --> 01:45:54,388 (ALARM BLARING) 2038 01:46:00,293 --> 01:46:01,662 (ROARS) 2039 01:46:03,663 --> 01:46:04,932 ♪ 2040 01:46:04,934 --> 01:46:09,934 Subtitles by explosiveskull 2041 01:46:20,048 --> 01:46:21,483 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 2042 01:46:22,584 --> 01:46:23,719 ♪ Alright ♪ 2043 01:46:24,651 --> 01:46:25,721 ♪ Hell, yeah ♪ 2044 01:46:26,654 --> 01:46:27,723 ♪ That's right ♪ 2045 01:46:28,656 --> 01:46:29,725 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 2046 01:46:30,660 --> 01:46:31,728 ♪ Alright ♪ 2047 01:46:32,461 --> 01:46:35,564 ♪ Hell, yeah, that's tight ♪ 2048 01:46:36,631 --> 01:46:39,436 ♪ Hey, Hey ♪ 2049 01:46:40,369 --> 01:46:41,438 ♪ Hey ♪ 2050 01:46:42,371 --> 01:46:43,473 ♪ Hey ♪ 2051 01:46:44,406 --> 01:46:45,474 ♪ Hey ♪ 2052 01:46:46,409 --> 01:46:47,477 ♪ Hey ♪ 2053 01:46:48,411 --> 01:46:51,044 ♪ Hey, Hey ♪ 2054 01:46:51,046 --> 01:46:52,512 ♪ I'm Boots Riley, they ain't merc'd me yet ♪ 2055 01:46:52,514 --> 01:46:54,316 ♪ Gon' get shit popping like Percocet ♪ 2056 01:46:54,318 --> 01:46:56,284 ♪ Got pent up anger that ain't surfaced yet ♪ 2057 01:46:56,286 --> 01:46:58,387 ♪ Two stepping like the boss dispersed the check ♪ 2058 01:46:58,389 --> 01:47:00,320 ♪ Imagine this hymn is a hand grenade ♪ 2059 01:47:00,322 --> 01:47:02,289 ♪ Asphalt sheet rock serenade ♪ 2060 01:47:02,291 --> 01:47:04,093 ♪ Jack and Coke is the marinade ♪ 2061 01:47:04,095 --> 01:47:06,294 ♪ But we sober up quick at the barricades ♪ 2062 01:47:06,296 --> 01:47:08,230 ♪ Joint in my mouth, pass the fire ♪ 2063 01:47:08,232 --> 01:47:10,330 ♪ Everything out they mouth is a pacifier ♪ 2064 01:47:10,332 --> 01:47:12,200 ♪ I'm not preaching, ask the choir ♪ 2065 01:47:12,202 --> 01:47:14,302 ♪ The green one, the red one, pass the wire ♪ 2066 01:47:14,304 --> 01:47:16,271 ♪ Camel toe, camouflage with fashion ♪ 2067 01:47:16,273 --> 01:47:18,307 ♪ Passing the shell codes on to the assassin ♪ 2068 01:47:18,309 --> 01:47:20,209 ♪ Dash in security, mall expansion ♪ 2069 01:47:20,211 --> 01:47:22,514 ♪ Whatever I wear, know I'm here to be clashing ♪ 2070 01:47:23,581 --> 01:47:24,649 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 2071 01:47:25,582 --> 01:47:26,650 ♪ Alright ♪ 2072 01:47:27,584 --> 01:47:28,653 ♪ Hell, yeah ♪ 2073 01:47:29,587 --> 01:47:30,655 ♪ That's tight ♪ 2074 01:47:31,588 --> 01:47:32,657 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 2075 01:47:33,390 --> 01:47:36,460 ♪ Alright, Hell, yeah ♪ 2076 01:47:37,194 --> 01:47:38,462 ♪ That's tight ♪ 2077 01:47:39,197 --> 01:47:42,401 ♪ Hey, Hey ♪ 2078 01:47:43,134 --> 01:47:46,338 ♪ Hey, Hey ♪ 2079 01:47:47,106 --> 01:47:50,243 ♪ Hey, Hey ♪ 2080 01:47:51,009 --> 01:47:54,010 ♪ Hey, Hey ♪ 2081 01:47:54,012 --> 01:47:55,612 ♪ We came ♪ 2082 01:47:55,614 --> 01:47:57,014 ♪ To bleed ♪ 2083 01:47:57,016 --> 01:47:59,085 ♪ Electricity ♪ 2084 01:48:01,720 --> 01:48:04,822 ♪ We came to bleed ♪ 2085 01:48:04,824 --> 01:48:06,693 ♪ Electricity ♪ 153678

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