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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,850 --> 00:00:50,466 2 00:01:20,517 --> 00:01:22,382 So, it says here that you were manager 3 00:01:22,384 --> 00:01:25,287 of the Rusty Scupper Restaurant for five years. 4 00:01:25,289 --> 00:01:27,490 Hmm? Then, a bank teller 5 00:01:27,492 --> 00:01:32,397 at Bank of Oakland between 2014 to 2016? 6 00:01:33,530 --> 00:01:35,733 Oh! And you were employee of the month. 7 00:01:37,634 --> 00:01:40,403 What's that trophy in the bag there? 8 00:01:40,405 --> 00:01:44,540 Oh! Oakland High Moot Court Champion. 9 00:01:44,542 --> 00:01:46,010 I'm a salesman at heart. 10 00:01:47,078 --> 00:01:49,579 That is intriguing. 11 00:01:49,581 --> 00:01:52,883 Mainly... because I was the branch manager 12 00:01:52,885 --> 00:01:58,488 at the Bank of Oakland between 2014 and 2016. 13 00:01:58,490 --> 00:02:02,124 And you, Mr. Green, you never fucking worked there. 14 00:02:02,126 --> 00:02:06,330 And the number that you gave to The Rusty Scupper Restaurant? 15 00:02:06,332 --> 00:02:08,534 Is that your friend Salvador's number? 16 00:02:09,300 --> 00:02:12,738 The same Salvador who applied for this job? 17 00:02:17,375 --> 00:02:19,677 I didn't know he applied here, too. 18 00:02:19,679 --> 00:02:22,379 Might have been helpful if his outgoing message 19 00:02:22,381 --> 00:02:25,649 didn't say, "It's Sal, bitches." 20 00:02:25,651 --> 00:02:28,452 This trophy and that plaque, did you steal 'em? 21 00:02:28,454 --> 00:02:31,189 No, uh, I... made them. 22 00:02:31,191 --> 00:02:33,590 Well, I had them... made. 23 00:02:33,592 --> 00:02:37,497 Listen, I just really, really need a job. 24 00:02:38,566 --> 00:02:41,867 Okay, Cassius Green, listen up, okay? 25 00:02:41,869 --> 00:02:43,770 This is telemarketing. 26 00:02:44,972 --> 00:02:48,239 We're not mappin' the fuckin' human genome here. 27 00:02:48,241 --> 00:02:50,675 I don't care if you have experience for this. 28 00:02:50,677 --> 00:02:52,344 I'll hire damn near anyone. 29 00:02:52,346 --> 00:02:54,645 You know what this bootleg trophy tells me? 30 00:02:54,647 --> 00:02:56,815 Tells me the only thing I need to know. 31 00:02:56,817 --> 00:02:59,387 You have initiative and you can read. 32 00:03:00,222 --> 00:03:04,823 You will call as many contacts as you can during your shift, 33 00:03:04,825 --> 00:03:07,359 you will read the script that we give you, 34 00:03:07,361 --> 00:03:09,529 and you will show up tomorrow happy. 35 00:03:09,531 --> 00:03:10,795 Hmm? 36 00:03:10,797 --> 00:03:13,733 Thank you. Uh, thank you so much, Mr. Anderson. 37 00:03:13,735 --> 00:03:16,739 Ah, one more thing, Cassius... "Stuss." 38 00:03:17,671 --> 00:03:19,371 "Stuss"? 39 00:03:19,373 --> 00:03:20,973 S.T.T.S. 40 00:03:20,975 --> 00:03:22,508 Stick to the Script. 41 00:03:22,510 --> 00:03:25,881 Stick to the script. Stick to the script. You got it. 42 00:03:27,216 --> 00:03:28,816 Thank you so much. 43 00:03:41,164 --> 00:03:42,432 Troit! 44 00:03:44,367 --> 00:03:45,635 Troit! 45 00:03:47,904 --> 00:03:49,006 Troit! 46 00:03:55,545 --> 00:03:57,614 You ever think about dying? 47 00:04:02,118 --> 00:04:05,622 Yeah, I'm alive. Sometimes. 48 00:04:06,589 --> 00:04:08,422 No, I don't mean like right now, 49 00:04:08,424 --> 00:04:10,624 in a freak accident or something. 50 00:04:10,626 --> 00:04:14,433 I mean... when we're old, like 90. 51 00:04:15,465 --> 00:04:16,766 I think about it all the time. 52 00:04:16,768 --> 00:04:19,667 Like, what will I have done that matters? 53 00:04:19,669 --> 00:04:21,569 I just want to make sure that when I die 54 00:04:21,571 --> 00:04:23,672 I'll be surrounded by people who love me 55 00:04:23,674 --> 00:04:25,576 and who I love back. 56 00:04:26,344 --> 00:04:27,912 But what about when they die? 57 00:04:28,946 --> 00:04:30,114 What do you mean? 58 00:04:30,982 --> 00:04:34,249 I mean, like at some point we're gonna die. 59 00:04:34,251 --> 00:04:37,488 Our kids are gonna die. Our kids' kids are gonna die. 60 00:04:37,490 --> 00:04:40,991 And at some point, no one on Earth will have existed. 61 00:04:40,993 --> 00:04:42,426 And at... at some point... 62 00:04:42,428 --> 00:04:45,762 the sun will explode and everyone will have died. 63 00:04:45,764 --> 00:04:47,930 And no one will know what I'm doing, 64 00:04:47,932 --> 00:04:49,632 and what I'm doing right now won't even matter. 65 00:04:49,634 --> 00:04:52,868 Baby, baby it will always matter, okay? 66 00:04:52,870 --> 00:04:56,207 Because it matters now. This moment, these moments. 67 00:04:56,209 --> 00:04:59,276 When I kiss you... it's not for posterity's sake. 68 00:04:59,278 --> 00:05:01,446 Yeah, but... okay, you got your calling. 69 00:05:01,448 --> 00:05:03,547 Your art means something, right? 70 00:05:03,549 --> 00:05:05,350 But I'm just out here surviving; 71 00:05:05,352 --> 00:05:06,883 spinning around on the endless circle. 72 00:05:06,885 --> 00:05:09,153 - Ah, you missed your cue. - That's disgusting. 73 00:05:09,155 --> 00:05:13,056 I said, "When I kiss you, it's not for posterity's sake." 74 00:05:13,058 --> 00:05:14,695 - Yeah, but... - Mmm! 75 00:05:25,805 --> 00:05:27,171 Oh, God! 76 00:05:29,410 --> 00:05:31,980 - Get a room! - I got a room, muthafucka! 77 00:05:33,881 --> 00:05:35,680 I thought you said you fixed that! 78 00:05:35,682 --> 00:05:37,951 My landlord was supposed to fix it. 79 00:05:38,685 --> 00:05:40,719 I gotta move. 80 00:05:40,721 --> 00:05:42,920 - Mmm! - I like that. 81 00:05:47,427 --> 00:05:49,631 I have to go to work anyway. 82 00:05:53,001 --> 00:05:55,501 - Don't you start work today? - Yeah. 83 00:05:55,503 --> 00:05:59,239 They said they hire anybody if you're looking for a second job. 84 00:05:59,241 --> 00:06:00,573 You could try part-time. 85 00:06:03,277 --> 00:06:06,046 Everyone is talking about the Worryfree solution! 86 00:06:06,048 --> 00:06:08,347 Worryfree is a revolutionary new business 87 00:06:08,349 --> 00:06:10,049 and lifestyle model taking the world by storm! 88 00:06:10,051 --> 00:06:11,685 Baby, how much are they paying you? 89 00:06:11,687 --> 00:06:13,153 When you sign a Worryfree contract, 90 00:06:13,155 --> 00:06:16,089 you're guaranteed employment and housing for life! 91 00:06:16,091 --> 00:06:18,759 Stop worrying and get Worryfree! 92 00:06:18,761 --> 00:06:21,394 The Worryfree living quarters are state of the art, 93 00:06:21,396 --> 00:06:23,329 the Worryfree food is to die for, 94 00:06:23,331 --> 00:06:26,600 and Worryfree careers are fulfilling and satisfying! 95 00:06:26,602 --> 00:06:29,205 Cash, baby, what are they paying you? 96 00:06:30,439 --> 00:06:33,172 Uh, I think it's just commission. 97 00:06:33,174 --> 00:06:34,244 Hey, baby... 98 00:06:35,011 --> 00:06:37,214 you ever think about this Worryfree shit? 99 00:06:38,149 --> 00:06:39,847 Are you crazy? 100 00:06:39,849 --> 00:06:41,719 What, working on commission? 101 00:06:43,687 --> 00:06:45,387 Nice earrings. 102 00:06:53,229 --> 00:06:55,263 Hey, Cash! 103 00:06:55,265 --> 00:06:57,032 I got overdue house notes, dude. 104 00:06:57,034 --> 00:06:58,700 How much longer I got to wait for my money? 105 00:06:58,702 --> 00:07:00,602 Look, Serge, I just got a new job 106 00:07:00,604 --> 00:07:02,405 and I'll have some money for you soon. 107 00:07:02,407 --> 00:07:04,139 Damn it, you four months late now. 108 00:07:04,141 --> 00:07:06,542 It's like "soon" is the only fuckin' word I hear from you. 109 00:07:06,544 --> 00:07:09,214 Okay, I'm four months late, but... 110 00:07:10,148 --> 00:07:11,848 Check this out. Damn. 111 00:07:11,850 --> 00:07:13,648 God made this land for all of us, 112 00:07:13,650 --> 00:07:17,453 and greedy people like you want to hog it to yourself and your family 113 00:07:17,455 --> 00:07:19,821 and charge all the rest of us for the right to live. 114 00:07:19,823 --> 00:07:21,758 - Me and my family? - Yeah. 115 00:07:21,760 --> 00:07:23,728 Cassius, I'm your fucking uncle. 116 00:07:23,730 --> 00:07:25,661 The bank might take my fucking house. 117 00:07:25,663 --> 00:07:27,563 Four fucking months. 118 00:07:27,565 --> 00:07:29,533 I gave you that car you're driving. 119 00:07:29,535 --> 00:07:31,567 - That's a damn bucket. - Oh yeah? 120 00:07:31,569 --> 00:07:34,641 Give it back then! No? 121 00:07:35,841 --> 00:07:37,039 That's what I thought. 122 00:07:37,041 --> 00:07:40,113 I need my money in two weeks, asshole. 123 00:08:00,066 --> 00:08:01,600 Hey. 124 00:08:01,602 --> 00:08:02,902 Forty on two. 125 00:08:24,158 --> 00:08:25,225 ♫ Oh yeah ♫ 126 00:08:26,227 --> 00:08:28,127 ♫ All right ♫ 127 00:08:28,129 --> 00:08:29,261 ♫ Hell yeah ♫ 128 00:08:29,263 --> 00:08:30,928 - ♫ All right ♫ - ♫ That's right... ♫ 129 00:08:30,930 --> 00:08:32,230 What's up, man! 130 00:08:32,232 --> 00:08:34,199 ♫ Oh yeah ♫ 131 00:08:34,201 --> 00:08:35,767 ♫ All right ♫ 132 00:08:35,769 --> 00:08:37,039 ♫ Hell yeah ♫ 133 00:08:38,173 --> 00:08:39,241 ♫ That's right ♫ 134 00:08:40,241 --> 00:08:41,309 ♫ Hey ♫ 135 00:08:42,277 --> 00:08:43,344 ♫ Hey ♫ 136 00:08:44,279 --> 00:08:45,346 ♫ Hey ♫ 137 00:08:46,080 --> 00:08:48,148 ♫ Hey ♫ 138 00:08:48,150 --> 00:08:49,218 ♫ Hey ♫ 139 00:08:50,152 --> 00:08:51,219 ♫ Hey ♫ 140 00:08:52,153 --> 00:08:53,221 ♫ Hey ♫ 141 00:08:54,156 --> 00:08:55,224 ♫ Hey ♫ 142 00:09:09,071 --> 00:09:12,739 Millions of dollars went into these walls 143 00:09:12,741 --> 00:09:15,943 just to... make sure that thousands of calls 144 00:09:15,945 --> 00:09:18,679 can go out and in at the same time 145 00:09:18,681 --> 00:09:20,381 without jamming the lines. 146 00:09:21,417 --> 00:09:22,849 Log in here. Grab a seat. 147 00:09:28,524 --> 00:09:29,793 Come on. 148 00:09:30,628 --> 00:09:32,130 You studied the script? 149 00:09:32,862 --> 00:09:34,796 - Yeah. - Look, clock in, 150 00:09:34,798 --> 00:09:37,232 don't be lazy, 151 00:09:37,234 --> 00:09:38,733 and I won't have to be an asshole. 152 00:09:38,735 --> 00:09:42,336 Make a sale, this light goes on. 153 00:09:42,338 --> 00:09:43,972 You do real good, 154 00:09:43,974 --> 00:09:49,178 eventually you might even be able to be a Power Caller. 155 00:09:49,180 --> 00:09:53,148 - A Power Caller? - Where the callers are ballers. 156 00:09:53,150 --> 00:09:56,554 Where they make the real money. 157 00:09:57,621 --> 00:09:59,525 They even have their own elevator. 158 00:10:00,458 --> 00:10:02,026 Oh yeah, I saw that. 159 00:10:02,860 --> 00:10:04,395 Stick to the script. 160 00:10:27,386 --> 00:10:28,521 What the fuck? 161 00:10:30,622 --> 00:10:33,890 - Hello. - Hey, Mr. Davidson. 162 00:10:33,892 --> 00:10:35,895 Cassius Green here. Sorry to bo... 163 00:10:36,796 --> 00:10:38,197 Another one! 164 00:10:45,671 --> 00:10:47,005 Hello? 165 00:10:47,007 --> 00:10:48,839 Uh, this is Cassius Green. Sorry to bother you. 166 00:10:48,841 --> 00:10:51,009 I just wanted to mention something else about 167 00:10:51,011 --> 00:10:52,943 an encyc... inside an encyclopedia. 168 00:11:00,354 --> 00:11:01,920 Hello? 169 00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:03,988 - Hi, Mrs. Costello. - Yes. 170 00:11:03,990 --> 00:11:05,623 This is Cassius Green. 171 00:11:05,625 --> 00:11:09,393 I know that you've enjoyed our, uh, series on birdwatching, 172 00:11:09,395 --> 00:11:11,796 so I wanted to call and... and help you out. 173 00:11:11,798 --> 00:11:15,369 I'm sorry, young man, we don't have any money. 174 00:11:16,604 --> 00:11:18,570 My husband's in the hospital. 175 00:11:18,572 --> 00:11:21,707 He's 73. He's got stage 4 cancer. 176 00:11:29,952 --> 00:11:32,053 Umm... 177 00:11:33,420 --> 00:11:34,489 it's... 178 00:11:36,225 --> 00:11:38,858 Oh, it's interesting that you say that, Mrs. Costello, 179 00:11:38,860 --> 00:11:40,594 because book number five in the Insight series 180 00:11:40,596 --> 00:11:44,363 is all about wellness, how to stay healthy... on your own 181 00:11:44,365 --> 00:11:46,633 without even going to the doctor, so... so... 182 00:11:46,635 --> 00:11:47,835 Damn it. 183 00:11:56,212 --> 00:11:59,779 Really? You gonna stuff all those French fries in your mouth? 184 00:12:04,352 --> 00:12:08,357 I feel incompetent and like an asshole doing this job. 185 00:12:10,493 --> 00:12:11,929 I don't feel any different. 186 00:12:13,564 --> 00:12:14,697 Hey. 187 00:12:14,699 --> 00:12:16,597 That's that the dude from that show. 188 00:12:16,599 --> 00:12:19,467 - Hey! Hey! - Oh shit! 189 00:12:19,469 --> 00:12:21,736 That's fucking cool. I hate that show. 190 00:12:21,738 --> 00:12:24,139 But I never noticed that, uh, room. 191 00:12:24,141 --> 00:12:25,674 What... what is that? 192 00:12:25,676 --> 00:12:27,242 The VIP room. 193 00:12:27,244 --> 00:12:30,345 What the hell is a place like this doing with a VIP room? 194 00:12:30,347 --> 00:12:31,947 I used to be in there all the time. 195 00:12:31,949 --> 00:12:34,582 Well, what qualifies a person to be VIP? 196 00:12:34,584 --> 00:12:37,020 Well, you need the password. 197 00:12:37,022 --> 00:12:39,889 And this week it's "upscale elegance." 198 00:12:39,891 --> 00:12:42,125 Actually, every week is "upscale elegance." 199 00:12:42,127 --> 00:12:44,463 - I'm goin'. - Where the fuck you going? 200 00:12:49,468 --> 00:12:50,634 Yeah! 201 00:13:08,587 --> 00:13:10,521 Fuck! 202 00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:12,055 Ah! 203 00:13:15,695 --> 00:13:17,030 That's some baller shit. 204 00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:26,671 Hey! Mr., uh, D. Imits, Cassius Green here. 205 00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:28,639 Sorry to bother you. I just... 206 00:13:35,649 --> 00:13:36,784 Hey, youngblood. 207 00:13:39,754 --> 00:13:41,219 - What up? - Lemme give you a tip. 208 00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:43,024 Use your white voice. 209 00:13:43,756 --> 00:13:45,692 - My white voice? - Yeah. 210 00:13:46,427 --> 00:13:48,092 Man, I ain't got no white voice. 211 00:13:48,094 --> 00:13:50,262 Oh, come on, you know what I mean, youngblood. 212 00:13:50,264 --> 00:13:53,566 You have a white voice in there, you can use it. 213 00:13:53,568 --> 00:13:56,768 It's like when you get pulled over by the police. 214 00:13:56,770 --> 00:13:59,738 Oh, no. I just use my regular voice when that happens. 215 00:13:59,740 --> 00:14:02,841 I just say, "Back the fuck up off the car and don't nobody get hurt!" 216 00:14:02,843 --> 00:14:05,043 All right, man, I'm just trying to give you some game. 217 00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:07,278 You wanna make some money here? 218 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,550 Then read the script with a white voice. 219 00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:13,353 Well, people say I talk with a white voice anyway, 220 00:14:13,355 --> 00:14:14,920 so why it ain't helping me out? 221 00:14:14,922 --> 00:14:17,057 Well, you don't talk white enough. 222 00:14:17,059 --> 00:14:19,025 I'm not talkin' bout Will Smith white. 223 00:14:19,027 --> 00:14:20,626 That ain't white, that's just proper. 224 00:14:20,628 --> 00:14:22,764 - Mm-hmm. - I'm talking about the real deal. 225 00:14:23,733 --> 00:14:25,198 Okay, so like... 226 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:28,000 "Hello, Mr. Everet. Cassius Green here. 227 00:14:28,002 --> 00:14:30,736 - Sorry to bother you"... - Nah, man. Look, you got it wrong. 228 00:14:30,738 --> 00:14:34,707 I'm not talking about sounding all nasal. 229 00:14:34,709 --> 00:14:37,511 It's, like, sounding like you don't have a care. 230 00:14:37,513 --> 00:14:40,448 Got your bills paid. You're happy about your future. 231 00:14:40,450 --> 00:14:43,785 You about ready to jump in your Ferrari out there 232 00:14:43,787 --> 00:14:45,318 after you get off this call. 233 00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:48,155 Put some real breath in there. 234 00:14:48,157 --> 00:14:52,293 Breezy like... "I don't really need this money." 235 00:14:52,295 --> 00:14:54,227 You've never been fired. 236 00:14:54,229 --> 00:14:56,399 Only laid off. 237 00:14:57,133 --> 00:15:00,102 It's not really a white voice. 238 00:15:00,104 --> 00:15:02,403 It's what they wish they sounded like. 239 00:15:02,405 --> 00:15:07,642 So, it's like what they think they're supposed to sound like. 240 00:15:07,644 --> 00:15:09,944 Like this, youngblood. 241 00:15:09,946 --> 00:15:11,280 Hey! Mr. Kramer! 242 00:15:11,282 --> 00:15:13,582 This is Langston from Regalview. 243 00:15:13,584 --> 00:15:16,254 I didn't catch you at the wrong time, did I? 244 00:15:18,288 --> 00:15:21,257 If you're ever gonna be a Power Caller, 245 00:15:21,259 --> 00:15:24,894 you gotta know when to bag ‘em and when to tag ‘em. 246 00:15:24,896 --> 00:15:29,099 - Yeah? - Hey. Um, what's baggin' and what's taggin'? 247 00:15:29,101 --> 00:15:31,734 Bagging is when you drop the call. 248 00:15:31,736 --> 00:15:33,503 Like a dead body into a bag, 249 00:15:33,505 --> 00:15:36,672 you drop that shit 'cause it crossed the line. 250 00:15:36,674 --> 00:15:40,343 Tagging is when you claim that money. 251 00:15:40,345 --> 00:15:42,112 It's a sale. Cha-ching! 252 00:15:42,114 --> 00:15:45,915 Like when they put the tag on the body at the morgue to identify it. 253 00:15:45,917 --> 00:15:47,317 That's mine. 254 00:15:47,319 --> 00:15:50,721 Maybe you already bagged that dead body, right? 255 00:15:50,723 --> 00:15:54,091 And you're just about to walk away, skip town, 256 00:15:54,093 --> 00:15:55,725 lay low for a little while. 257 00:15:55,727 --> 00:15:59,330 But instead, you drag that heavy fucker 258 00:15:59,332 --> 00:16:03,366 on out into the alley and... then you tag it! 259 00:16:03,368 --> 00:16:05,134 Okay. Uh, I... I just... 260 00:16:05,136 --> 00:16:09,172 I feel like these metaphors have not been cleared for this pep rally. 261 00:16:09,174 --> 00:16:13,912 - Ah, okay. Diana? - Oh! Yes. 262 00:16:13,914 --> 00:16:16,747 Uh... hi. I'm new, 263 00:16:16,749 --> 00:16:19,651 so forgive me for not knowing everyone's name yet. 264 00:16:19,653 --> 00:16:22,322 My name is Diana... 265 00:16:23,089 --> 00:16:25,325 Dee-bo-sher-ree. 266 00:16:26,594 --> 00:16:28,927 - That looks like "debauchery." - Well, it's not. 267 00:16:28,929 --> 00:16:31,462 Uh, I am your new Team Leader! 268 00:16:31,464 --> 00:16:32,997 And I know you're looking at me going, 269 00:16:32,999 --> 00:16:34,665 "Is she a manager? I'm scared." Okay. 270 00:16:34,667 --> 00:16:37,269 "She's going to treat me like a system of motorized appendages!" 271 00:16:37,271 --> 00:16:39,372 No, that stops here, that stops right now. 272 00:16:39,374 --> 00:16:41,107 You are not employees to me. 273 00:16:41,109 --> 00:16:44,109 You are Team Members! We're a family now. You know what that means? 274 00:16:44,111 --> 00:16:47,080 It means I lean on you, you lean on me. There's a synergy. 275 00:16:47,849 --> 00:16:49,915 And you can feel that energy. I know that you can. 276 00:16:49,917 --> 00:16:52,318 People are starting to get emotional, and I love that. 277 00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:54,256 Does that mean we get paid more? 278 00:16:56,124 --> 00:16:59,093 "No." Okay, but what is capital? Right? 279 00:16:59,095 --> 00:17:01,561 I would argue that social currency now is more important, 280 00:17:01,563 --> 00:17:03,930 and don't take it from me, take it from the news. 281 00:17:03,932 --> 00:17:07,401 Take it from media, all kinds of media: digital, paper, otherwise. 282 00:17:07,403 --> 00:17:09,134 Media is changing, so is capital. 283 00:17:09,136 --> 00:17:11,604 Get with it. I don't want to scare you, but it's a new world. 284 00:17:11,606 --> 00:17:14,007 Okay, Team Members. Let's, uh... 285 00:17:14,009 --> 00:17:16,410 thank you very much, and let's all get back to work. 286 00:17:16,412 --> 00:17:20,147 Remember! Hit your contacts! Up the ante! 287 00:17:20,149 --> 00:17:22,416 Work the grid! And... 288 00:17:22,418 --> 00:17:25,086 - Stick to the Script. - That's right. 289 00:17:25,088 --> 00:17:27,955 Any one of you can turn Power Caller 290 00:17:27,957 --> 00:17:30,361 and be rollin' in dough! 291 00:17:35,832 --> 00:17:37,601 Oh, excuse me. 292 00:17:40,969 --> 00:17:43,039 Ah. Okay. 293 00:17:44,641 --> 00:17:48,646 Nothing in this office is free, man, you gotta put money in there. 294 00:17:49,913 --> 00:17:51,447 Oh, re... really? 295 00:17:51,449 --> 00:17:52,848 It's okay, you're not missing out. It tastes like shit. 296 00:17:52,850 --> 00:17:54,919 Fuck. I thought I could get lucky, asshole. 297 00:17:55,754 --> 00:17:58,823 I was just giving you shit, man. I'm... I'm Squeeze. 298 00:17:59,556 --> 00:18:01,123 I've seen you around for a couple weeks. 299 00:18:01,125 --> 00:18:02,725 It was a good question in there. 300 00:18:02,727 --> 00:18:05,796 Cassius. People call me Cash. 301 00:18:06,531 --> 00:18:08,433 It was a really good question in there, man. 302 00:18:09,499 --> 00:18:11,467 - What, about us getting paid? - Yeah. 303 00:18:11,469 --> 00:18:13,436 I mean, I just think it's kind of silly 304 00:18:13,438 --> 00:18:15,205 that we have to be all excited. 305 00:18:15,207 --> 00:18:16,773 - I know, right? - It's bullshit. 306 00:18:16,775 --> 00:18:19,508 Exactly. I mean, you just cut straight to the chase, man. 307 00:18:19,510 --> 00:18:21,178 That's awesome. 308 00:18:21,180 --> 00:18:24,047 A player gotta mob up with us for some scrill and bennies. 309 00:18:24,049 --> 00:18:25,750 Well, what the fuck does that mean? 310 00:18:27,552 --> 00:18:30,620 Uh, there's a bunch of us 311 00:18:30,622 --> 00:18:34,524 that are organizing to get us paid more. 312 00:18:34,526 --> 00:18:36,026 Get some benefits. 313 00:18:36,028 --> 00:18:39,365 We could really use your energy to jump things off. 314 00:18:40,232 --> 00:18:42,833 Yeah, look, I gotta get back to work, man. 315 00:18:42,835 --> 00:18:45,570 Hey, man, look, I'm sorry I got you like this, 316 00:18:45,572 --> 00:18:47,872 but obviously we can't talk here. 317 00:18:47,874 --> 00:18:51,374 So, grab a drink later. It's on me. 318 00:19:07,028 --> 00:19:08,360 Hey, lady, how much? 319 00:19:10,631 --> 00:19:12,029 - Okay. - So, we good? 320 00:19:12,031 --> 00:19:13,667 - Yeah. - Alright. 321 00:19:17,136 --> 00:19:18,905 - Hey. - What up? 322 00:19:19,806 --> 00:19:21,707 - Who are you? - That's Squeeze. 323 00:19:21,709 --> 00:19:24,043 - Squeeze. - He works with us at Regalview. 324 00:19:24,045 --> 00:19:25,278 Squeeze, Detroit. 325 00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:27,613 - Detroit? That's cool. - Yeah. 326 00:19:27,615 --> 00:19:29,883 My parents wanted me to have an American name. 327 00:19:29,885 --> 00:19:31,284 Nice! 328 00:19:31,286 --> 00:19:34,386 And Detroit is a brilliant visual and performance artist... 329 00:19:34,388 --> 00:19:35,822 No, my art is not twirling signs. 330 00:19:35,824 --> 00:19:37,690 ...who's about to open her first show. 331 00:19:37,692 --> 00:19:41,527 Okay, "Mr. Embarrassing Intro Guy." 332 00:19:41,529 --> 00:19:43,930 Squeeze, in high school, Cash was... 333 00:19:43,932 --> 00:19:45,498 Shit! 334 00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:47,500 Stuck... brake. 335 00:19:49,672 --> 00:19:52,538 Why do you always talk about what I did in high school? 336 00:19:52,540 --> 00:19:56,710 I mean, like, look at our high school football team. 337 00:19:56,712 --> 00:19:58,045 Literally. Look at 'em. 338 00:19:58,047 --> 00:20:01,015 All they do is work at the home furniture store 339 00:20:01,017 --> 00:20:02,750 and play football all day. 340 00:20:02,752 --> 00:20:04,850 It's, like, they're stuck or something. 341 00:20:04,852 --> 00:20:08,190 Man, what the hell you talkin' bout? I mean, they're friends. 342 00:20:09,358 --> 00:20:12,897 Baby, can you please not talk about the sun exploding tonight? 343 00:20:13,929 --> 00:20:14,998 Okay. 344 00:20:19,168 --> 00:20:22,002 Yeah, but you know, I... I just... at the end of the day 345 00:20:22,004 --> 00:20:24,673 I just don't want to be stuck in their position. 346 00:20:24,675 --> 00:20:26,374 Ah, shit. 347 00:20:26,376 --> 00:20:28,609 D, wiper duty, please. 348 00:20:28,611 --> 00:20:31,280 Come on, man. I never get wiper duty. 349 00:20:31,282 --> 00:20:33,714 You can wipe my ass, Sal. 350 00:20:33,716 --> 00:20:36,118 Oh, really? With what? My tongue? 351 00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:38,788 Well, shit, it might make your breath smell a little bit better. 352 00:20:38,790 --> 00:20:42,023 - ♫ Shitty breath, Sal ♫ - ♫ Sal ♫ 353 00:20:42,025 --> 00:20:45,464 - ♫ Shitty breath, Sal ♫ - Oh God. 354 00:20:46,763 --> 00:20:48,733 ♫ The shittiest breah in Oakland ♫ 355 00:20:53,471 --> 00:20:55,771 Keeping turning, Troit. Turn. 356 00:20:55,773 --> 00:20:58,206 ...the fourth day of violent protests 357 00:20:58,208 --> 00:20:59,676 at Worryfree headquarters. 358 00:20:59,678 --> 00:21:01,811 Protesters say Worryfree's method 359 00:21:01,813 --> 00:21:03,647 of lifetime labor contracts 360 00:21:03,649 --> 00:21:05,615 is a new form of slavery. 361 00:21:05,617 --> 00:21:07,884 Worryfree CEO Steve Lift 362 00:21:07,886 --> 00:21:10,087 was interviewed on Oprah today. 363 00:21:10,089 --> 00:21:12,356 No. Conclusively no. 364 00:21:12,358 --> 00:21:14,324 Our workers do not sign contracts 365 00:21:14,326 --> 00:21:15,658 under threats of physical violence 366 00:21:15,660 --> 00:21:17,461 so, therefore, the comparison to slavery 367 00:21:17,463 --> 00:21:20,297 is just ludicrous and offensive. 368 00:21:20,299 --> 00:21:23,100 We're transforming life itself. 369 00:21:23,102 --> 00:21:24,468 We're saving the economy. 370 00:21:24,470 --> 00:21:26,272 I mean, we're... we're saving lives. 371 00:21:27,140 --> 00:21:29,173 It's all highlighted in my book. I lay out the whole thing. 372 00:21:29,175 --> 00:21:31,309 Many of the violent protesters 373 00:21:31,311 --> 00:21:33,043 are part of the "Left Eye Faction" 374 00:21:33,045 --> 00:21:36,147 and are identifiable by the black mark under their left eye. 375 00:21:36,149 --> 00:21:38,183 There's no employment for many people. 376 00:21:38,185 --> 00:21:41,218 Even sweat shops have been replaced by Worryfree LiveWork Centers. 377 00:21:41,220 --> 00:21:42,587 These places are prisons, 378 00:21:42,589 --> 00:21:44,221 and we're packed in there like sardines, 379 00:21:44,223 --> 00:21:47,025 fed cheap slop, and worked to the bone 14 hours a day. 380 00:21:47,027 --> 00:21:50,228 I Got the Shit Kicked Out of Me! 381 00:21:53,700 --> 00:21:56,001 All I'm saying is if you don't cook the spaghetti 382 00:21:56,003 --> 00:21:58,670 in the sauce with the cheese in it first, 383 00:21:58,672 --> 00:22:02,139 - that's some white shit. - That's some bullshit man. 384 00:22:02,141 --> 00:22:04,776 You don't get to decide what's black and what's white. 385 00:22:04,778 --> 00:22:07,278 Well, that-that... but that's how black folks do it, man. 386 00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:10,149 - No, nigga, I'm black. - We talked about that, man. 387 00:22:10,151 --> 00:22:12,051 You kind of black, you Lionel-Richie black. 388 00:22:12,053 --> 00:22:14,888 Look, I... I make my noodles, 389 00:22:14,890 --> 00:22:17,090 then I put the sauce on, then... look it, 390 00:22:17,092 --> 00:22:18,824 then I put a little, uh, Parmesan... 391 00:22:18,826 --> 00:22:20,359 it doesn't even fucking matter, alright, 392 00:22:20,361 --> 00:22:21,794 'cause pasta is from Italy. 393 00:22:21,796 --> 00:22:22,961 Italians ain't white! 394 00:22:22,963 --> 00:22:24,531 - Yes, they are, bro. - Yes, they are! 395 00:22:24,533 --> 00:22:26,298 Since the fuck when? 396 00:22:26,300 --> 00:22:28,567 Since the last 60 years, man. 397 00:22:28,569 --> 00:22:29,835 Spaghetti is Chinese. 398 00:22:29,837 --> 00:22:32,871 Speaking of white, I'm gonna make a toast. 399 00:22:32,873 --> 00:22:34,343 - Come on. - A'ight. 400 00:22:35,377 --> 00:22:36,679 Okay. 401 00:22:40,082 --> 00:22:42,850 To my esteemed Regalview associates 402 00:22:42,852 --> 00:22:45,553 whom I revere with great fervor... 403 00:22:45,555 --> 00:22:47,153 What? 404 00:22:47,155 --> 00:22:51,060 ...and to my alluring and phenomenally talented fiancée... 405 00:22:53,061 --> 00:22:55,395 I'd like to dedicate this imbibing 406 00:22:55,397 --> 00:22:57,131 of intoxicating elixirs. 407 00:22:57,133 --> 00:23:00,235 Here's to becoming a Power Caller! 408 00:23:08,444 --> 00:23:09,944 Cassius, how'd you do that? 409 00:23:09,946 --> 00:23:12,581 Old man at the jobby-job. 410 00:23:12,583 --> 00:23:13,748 It's called the white voice. 411 00:23:13,750 --> 00:23:15,683 I guess I'm... a natural at it. 412 00:23:15,685 --> 00:23:17,885 That was all some puppet-master voodoo shit! 413 00:23:17,887 --> 00:23:19,354 Dude, you sounded overdubbed. 414 00:23:19,356 --> 00:23:22,090 Man, your white voice, man, it's fucking scary. 415 00:23:22,092 --> 00:23:23,992 Yeah, I've never seen that shit before. 416 00:23:23,994 --> 00:23:27,430 But I have heard about that Power Caller shit that you're talking about. 417 00:23:27,432 --> 00:23:28,464 That's a scam. 418 00:23:28,466 --> 00:23:30,068 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 419 00:23:30,868 --> 00:23:32,535 "If you work hard enough as a fry cook, 420 00:23:32,537 --> 00:23:34,702 maybe you can become a manager!" 421 00:23:34,704 --> 00:23:38,172 Or... or "If you twirl that sign really well, 422 00:23:38,174 --> 00:23:41,911 then maybe you can twirl a larger sign on a more glamorous corner." 423 00:23:41,913 --> 00:23:43,845 No, I already have the best corner, 424 00:23:43,847 --> 00:23:46,849 and the biggest sign, and the best word. "Off." 425 00:23:46,851 --> 00:23:48,585 It is the anchor to the slogan. 426 00:23:48,587 --> 00:23:50,386 - So... - So, what's the point then? 427 00:23:50,388 --> 00:23:53,923 What you think, I'm just supposed to work, eat, fuck, sleep? 428 00:23:53,925 --> 00:23:57,262 No, I'm... I'm not saying that. I'm saying what we need... 429 00:23:59,397 --> 00:24:01,432 We need a union at Regalview. 430 00:24:01,434 --> 00:24:03,000 That way, we all get paid. 431 00:24:03,002 --> 00:24:06,702 Okay. Okay. Well said, broham. 432 00:24:06,704 --> 00:24:08,407 I'm down. 433 00:24:14,513 --> 00:24:16,446 - Hey, Cassius. - Hey, Serg. 434 00:24:16,448 --> 00:24:19,684 Uh, look, I get paid Friday, so I'll have half your money by then. 435 00:24:19,686 --> 00:24:21,118 Even if you had all the money, 436 00:24:21,120 --> 00:24:23,320 your little four month's rent wouldn't help me. 437 00:24:23,322 --> 00:24:24,722 I owe too much. 438 00:24:24,724 --> 00:24:26,524 If I don't come up with a boatload of money 439 00:24:26,526 --> 00:24:28,194 by next month... which I won't... 440 00:24:28,962 --> 00:24:30,828 the bank is taking my shit. 441 00:24:30,830 --> 00:24:32,733 You should find a new place. 442 00:24:34,001 --> 00:24:34,900 Damn. 443 00:24:34,902 --> 00:24:37,404 It's making my diabetes act up. 444 00:24:43,311 --> 00:24:44,409 So, what you gonna do? 445 00:24:44,411 --> 00:24:46,878 I've been talkin' to those Worryfree people. 446 00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:50,115 They sent me a brochure. It don't sound that bad. 447 00:24:50,117 --> 00:24:52,350 Three hots and a cot, like we used to say. 448 00:24:52,352 --> 00:24:54,986 - Oh, hell no, sir. Come on. - No, don't... don't do that. 449 00:24:54,988 --> 00:24:56,857 Look, we'll figure something out. 450 00:24:57,859 --> 00:24:59,492 Yes, I'm so sorry to bother you. 451 00:24:59,494 --> 00:25:01,461 Yeah, well, let me tell you. I got a special for you. 452 00:25:01,463 --> 00:25:04,363 Look, you bring a chick home to your apartment. 453 00:25:04,365 --> 00:25:06,265 It's clean. It's stylish. 454 00:25:06,267 --> 00:25:07,966 Of course, it is. She's already seen that 455 00:25:07,968 --> 00:25:09,569 from the guy she was with two weeks ago. 456 00:25:09,571 --> 00:25:11,370 And then her eyes move over 457 00:25:11,372 --> 00:25:13,205 to those brown leather bad boys 458 00:25:13,207 --> 00:25:16,509 from the Insight Encyclopedias, Intellectual Edition. 459 00:25:17,946 --> 00:25:19,611 - It's fuck time! Do you know what I mean? - Yeah! 460 00:25:19,613 --> 00:25:21,917 Yeah! Holla, holla, holla, holla, holla! 461 00:25:22,685 --> 00:25:24,385 Oh, yeah? 462 00:25:24,387 --> 00:25:26,221 Spin Doctors. Classic! 463 00:25:26,223 --> 00:25:28,688 Tim, I want to chop it up more, 464 00:25:28,690 --> 00:25:30,757 but I gotta get to my squash game. 465 00:25:30,759 --> 00:25:33,660 Was that Visa or Mastercard? 466 00:25:33,662 --> 00:25:36,266 God, this voice shit is crazy. 467 00:25:41,469 --> 00:25:42,503 Yeah! 468 00:25:42,505 --> 00:25:44,271 - ♫ Oh yeah... ♫ - Oh! 469 00:25:44,273 --> 00:25:46,239 ♫ All right ♫ 470 00:25:46,241 --> 00:25:47,242 Yeah! 471 00:25:47,244 --> 00:25:49,544 - Yes! Tell that bitch "yes"! Yes! - Yes! 472 00:25:49,546 --> 00:25:52,113 - Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! - Hey! Hey! Hey! 473 00:25:52,115 --> 00:25:54,949 ♫ All right, oh yeah... ♫ 474 00:25:54,951 --> 00:25:57,054 ♫ That's right ♫ 475 00:25:58,287 --> 00:25:59,321 ♫ Hey ♫ 476 00:25:59,323 --> 00:26:00,322 Where's the wine at? 477 00:26:00,324 --> 00:26:02,457 Power Calling all you motherfuckers! 478 00:26:05,728 --> 00:26:07,396 Yeah! 479 00:26:07,398 --> 00:26:08,863 Baby, yes! 480 00:26:08,865 --> 00:26:11,100 Oh yeah! Oh yeah! 481 00:26:11,102 --> 00:26:14,370 Woo! Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 482 00:26:14,372 --> 00:26:15,537 Yes! 483 00:26:19,477 --> 00:26:21,143 I... I should probably get back to work, man. 484 00:26:23,146 --> 00:26:25,848 You're stoked, man! 485 00:26:25,850 --> 00:26:28,150 You're doin' so fucking good with the voice thing. 486 00:26:28,152 --> 00:26:30,620 But hit more contacts per hour. 487 00:26:30,622 --> 00:26:31,987 Mm-hmm. 488 00:26:31,989 --> 00:26:35,295 Oh. They're talkin' about you, bro. 489 00:26:36,296 --> 00:26:38,194 You're on your way. 490 00:26:38,196 --> 00:26:39,896 Pah! 491 00:26:39,898 --> 00:26:42,466 To where, heaven? 492 00:26:42,468 --> 00:26:44,500 Almost. 493 00:26:44,502 --> 00:26:47,941 PC, baby. Power Caller. 494 00:26:49,842 --> 00:26:51,444 Oh, uh... 495 00:26:55,615 --> 00:26:58,383 - Did you hear what he just said? - Yeah, yeah, I heard him, man. 496 00:26:58,385 --> 00:27:00,719 He told me the exact same shit three months ago. 497 00:27:00,721 --> 00:27:02,455 Nice earrings. 498 00:27:03,623 --> 00:27:05,593 Thanks. Made 'em myself. 499 00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:14,798 ♫ Copulation ♫ 500 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:16,968 ♫ An equation... ♫ 501 00:27:27,013 --> 00:27:28,413 What kind of world is it 502 00:27:28,415 --> 00:27:30,585 when this is the most popular show in America? 503 00:27:31,618 --> 00:27:34,787 They say 150 million people watch this every night. 504 00:27:34,789 --> 00:27:36,020 Mmm. 505 00:27:36,022 --> 00:27:37,923 I, personally, love seeing 506 00:27:37,925 --> 00:27:40,291 a muthafucka get beat down and humiliated. 507 00:27:41,261 --> 00:27:43,565 Makes... makes me feel warm inside. 508 00:27:44,831 --> 00:27:47,066 I got the muthafucking T-shirt. 509 00:27:47,068 --> 00:27:48,836 - Oh! - Check this. 510 00:27:48,838 --> 00:27:50,304 Oh! 511 00:27:50,306 --> 00:27:54,507 - I'm gonna go dance, man. - Alright. Yeah, motherfucka. 512 00:28:03,150 --> 00:28:05,484 Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm! No. 513 00:28:05,486 --> 00:28:06,688 Give me the good stuff. 514 00:28:07,688 --> 00:28:10,191 Give me the good stuff. 515 00:28:12,195 --> 00:28:13,263 Yeah. 516 00:28:16,131 --> 00:28:18,401 That's what I'm talking about. 517 00:28:19,135 --> 00:28:21,569 So, why you ain't dancing' man? 518 00:28:21,571 --> 00:28:24,239 Motherfucker, I'm too old for that shit. 519 00:28:25,609 --> 00:28:29,176 Man look, what happened to just doing the muthafucking dog, 520 00:28:29,178 --> 00:28:31,212 Umf-umf-umf-bow-wow. 521 00:28:31,214 --> 00:28:34,349 You know I'm freakin, you know what I'm saying? 522 00:28:34,351 --> 00:28:38,320 Shit, now you got to dislocate your muthafucking shoulder. 523 00:28:38,322 --> 00:28:40,958 Damn, what the fuck I look like doin that shit. 524 00:28:41,792 --> 00:28:42,957 You, uh... 525 00:28:42,959 --> 00:28:45,630 Hey. Power Callers, right? 526 00:28:46,496 --> 00:28:48,829 They make a shit ton of money, man. 527 00:28:48,831 --> 00:28:50,933 I'm talking about, like, bins 528 00:28:50,935 --> 00:28:54,168 and expensive house payment type of money. 529 00:28:54,170 --> 00:28:56,038 How the fuck is that even possible? 530 00:28:56,040 --> 00:29:00,542 If you selling the bullshit we selling, it's impossible. 531 00:29:00,544 --> 00:29:03,513 But they not selling the bullshit we selling. 532 00:29:03,515 --> 00:29:05,282 So, I guess comparing to what we doing 533 00:29:05,284 --> 00:29:08,752 to what they're doing is like apples to oranges. 534 00:29:08,754 --> 00:29:12,091 More like apples and the Holocaust. 535 00:29:15,593 --> 00:29:17,025 Alright. Bye. 536 00:29:24,938 --> 00:29:26,937 Don't look into the light. 537 00:29:26,939 --> 00:29:28,472 Fuckin' asshole. 538 00:29:30,008 --> 00:29:31,908 - What up bro? - What's up man? 539 00:29:31,910 --> 00:29:33,777 - Good man. - Aw, that hurt. 540 00:29:33,779 --> 00:29:35,411 It's all good. I've been telling 541 00:29:35,413 --> 00:29:37,581 everybody how you've been kicking all types of ass at work. 542 00:29:37,583 --> 00:29:40,184 Yea. I mean it's crazy. I'm finally... 543 00:29:40,186 --> 00:29:41,819 feel like I'm good at something. 544 00:29:41,821 --> 00:29:43,087 I'm feeling myself. 545 00:29:43,089 --> 00:29:45,255 - Word. - I'm a fucking monster at this. 546 00:29:47,227 --> 00:29:49,159 Man. That's awesome, man. 547 00:29:49,161 --> 00:29:50,594 Fucking dope man. That's awesome. 548 00:29:50,596 --> 00:29:52,333 Yeah... whoa! 549 00:29:53,133 --> 00:29:55,900 - Hey, Sugar Foot. Hey. - Hey, Lovely. 550 00:29:55,902 --> 00:29:58,137 - Can I get that? - Who invited you? 551 00:29:58,139 --> 00:29:59,838 Who asked you? 552 00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:01,406 I was hoping you'd pop up earlier. 553 00:30:01,408 --> 00:30:02,807 I thought you were coming by. 554 00:30:02,809 --> 00:30:05,409 Oh, to your gallery? I thought you said don't come. 555 00:30:05,411 --> 00:30:06,945 Your friends were helping you out. 556 00:30:06,947 --> 00:30:10,248 Baby, that's what I said. But don't listen to what I say. 557 00:30:10,250 --> 00:30:12,450 Listen to what I want. 558 00:30:12,452 --> 00:30:14,219 - I'm confused. - Yeah, I know you are. 559 00:30:14,221 --> 00:30:16,154 But are you gonna pick me up on Friday? 560 00:30:16,156 --> 00:30:18,157 - That's what I want. - Is cash green? 561 00:30:18,159 --> 00:30:19,761 Yeah. Cash is green. 562 00:30:22,095 --> 00:30:24,365 - Can I get a light? - No. 563 00:30:26,099 --> 00:30:28,333 Those are nice earrings. 564 00:30:28,335 --> 00:30:31,306 Wait, baby. I didn't know you changed your earrings. 565 00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:36,511 Detroit, I didn't know you made earrings of your ex-boyfriends. 566 00:31:11,481 --> 00:31:13,114 Alright, everybody. 567 00:31:13,116 --> 00:31:15,383 This is a pretty amazing turnout. 568 00:31:15,385 --> 00:31:17,550 I hope you guys all know that we're in this together. 569 00:31:17,552 --> 00:31:20,387 That this is all of us, ride or die. 570 00:31:20,389 --> 00:31:22,391 You know what today is? 571 00:31:22,393 --> 00:31:24,158 Today is the warning shot. 572 00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:26,163 Telling them that we stand united. 573 00:31:26,996 --> 00:31:28,896 If we get this right today, 574 00:31:28,898 --> 00:31:30,331 not only will it be our floor 575 00:31:30,333 --> 00:31:32,734 but it will be every other floor in Regalview and beyond. 576 00:31:32,736 --> 00:31:36,739 A twenty-minute work stoppage during prime calling time. 577 00:31:36,741 --> 00:31:39,074 I'll give the call. Sal what's the call? 578 00:31:39,076 --> 00:31:41,109 Fuck you, pay me. 579 00:31:41,111 --> 00:31:43,211 The other... other one. 580 00:31:43,213 --> 00:31:44,680 Phones down. 581 00:31:44,682 --> 00:31:46,415 Phones down. 582 00:31:46,417 --> 00:31:48,151 Okay? 583 00:31:48,153 --> 00:31:50,753 We hang up the phones. Put down our headsets. 584 00:31:50,755 --> 00:31:52,955 Now, they're gonna single some of us out. 585 00:31:52,957 --> 00:31:55,459 - Threaten our jobs. - Fuck that. 586 00:31:55,461 --> 00:31:58,126 - Yes, fuck that. - Fuck that. 587 00:31:58,128 --> 00:31:59,362 - Fuck that. - Yeah, fuck. 588 00:31:59,364 --> 00:32:02,766 We ride for anyone they try to fire. 589 00:32:02,768 --> 00:32:04,267 We fight 590 00:32:04,269 --> 00:32:07,370 because we make the profits and they don't share. 591 00:32:07,372 --> 00:32:09,839 If we're gonna give them our day, 592 00:32:09,841 --> 00:32:13,543 we need to have enough to cover our basic necessities. 593 00:32:13,545 --> 00:32:15,782 - Human decency. - Yeah. 594 00:32:16,815 --> 00:32:18,851 Is anyone not down? 595 00:32:20,486 --> 00:32:21,519 Speak now. 596 00:32:21,521 --> 00:32:23,523 Nah, fuck that, Squeeze! We're ready! 597 00:32:24,491 --> 00:32:25,559 Hmm? 598 00:32:26,325 --> 00:32:29,793 Yeah. Uh, one for all. All for one. 599 00:32:29,795 --> 00:32:32,398 Yeah! I brought all types of weapons. 600 00:32:33,533 --> 00:32:37,101 Alright, folks. Let's meet back here at 3:00 PM. Okay? 601 00:32:37,103 --> 00:32:39,937 - Don't. It's not that serious. - Okay, alright cool. 602 00:32:39,939 --> 00:32:42,941 - It's like serious, but it's not that... - But I'm ready though. 603 00:33:19,281 --> 00:33:21,581 Thanks, Mr. Goldberg. 604 00:33:21,583 --> 00:33:25,319 As always, we'll be getting that out to you right away. 605 00:33:25,321 --> 00:33:26,687 By the way... 606 00:33:26,689 --> 00:33:29,359 Regalview management... 607 00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:33,663 you are hereby warned. 608 00:33:34,564 --> 00:33:37,667 We will not be overlooked. 609 00:33:41,070 --> 00:33:43,006 Fucking God... 610 00:33:44,405 --> 00:33:48,676 Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! 611 00:33:48,678 --> 00:33:50,748 Phones down! 612 00:33:52,649 --> 00:33:54,985 Fuck you! Fuck you! 613 00:33:55,919 --> 00:33:56,987 And fuck you! 614 00:33:58,220 --> 00:33:59,821 Fuck you, Regalview! 615 00:33:59,823 --> 00:34:03,557 Fuck you, Regalview! Fuck you, Regalview! 616 00:34:03,559 --> 00:34:07,294 Fuck you, Regalview! Fuck you, Regalview! 617 00:34:07,296 --> 00:34:09,229 Fuck you, Regalview! 618 00:34:09,231 --> 00:34:12,968 Fuck you, Regalview! Fuck you, Regalview! 619 00:34:12,970 --> 00:34:14,636 Fuck you, Regalview! 620 00:34:14,638 --> 00:34:18,306 Fuck you, Regalview! Fuck you, Regalview! 621 00:34:18,308 --> 00:34:19,807 Fuck you, Regalview! 622 00:34:19,809 --> 00:34:23,478 Fuck you, Regalview! Fuck you, Regalview! 623 00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:25,346 Fuck you, Regalview! 624 00:34:25,348 --> 00:34:27,917 Fuck you, Regalview! 625 00:34:35,728 --> 00:34:36,996 Oh man! 626 00:34:44,802 --> 00:34:46,739 Out, out, out, out, out, out, out. 627 00:34:55,045 --> 00:34:56,278 Alright, hey look, 628 00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:57,982 I know you're gonna threaten to fire me. 629 00:34:57,984 --> 00:34:59,616 And go ahead whatever. I don't care anymore 630 00:34:59,618 --> 00:35:01,185 cause we're gonna take this fuckin place... 631 00:35:04,256 --> 00:35:06,691 Pack up your shit and get out. 632 00:35:06,693 --> 00:35:10,194 Well, fuck you and fuck you and fuck you! 633 00:35:10,196 --> 00:35:11,562 - What? No... - Fuck you! 634 00:35:11,564 --> 00:35:14,064 - Fuck you! - No, no, no, no, no, no Mr. Green. 635 00:35:14,066 --> 00:35:16,466 You're starting to sound a little paranoid here. 636 00:35:16,468 --> 00:35:18,903 We're the bearers of good news. 637 00:35:18,905 --> 00:35:20,037 Great news. 638 00:35:20,039 --> 00:35:22,007 Great mothafuckin' news. 639 00:35:22,009 --> 00:35:24,143 Great motherfucking news. 640 00:35:24,145 --> 00:35:25,677 Power Caller. 641 00:35:25,679 --> 00:35:27,813 - What the fuck... - Yeah, we just got the call. 642 00:35:27,815 --> 00:35:29,648 They think you're A-1 material. 643 00:35:29,650 --> 00:35:32,117 You're going upstairs my compadre. 644 00:35:32,119 --> 00:35:35,152 Yes. You are getting a promotion. 645 00:35:35,154 --> 00:35:37,389 9:00 AM tomorrow morning. 646 00:35:37,391 --> 00:35:39,724 - Do you have a suit? - Of course he does. 647 00:35:39,726 --> 00:35:44,228 Powerful, young, strong, intelligent Power Caller. 648 00:35:44,230 --> 00:35:46,265 - But, but they, um... - Oh, God. 649 00:35:46,267 --> 00:35:47,834 They're gonna do what they're gonna do. 650 00:35:47,836 --> 00:35:49,669 You're not going against their actions. 651 00:35:49,671 --> 00:35:52,305 All their issues are down here. Not up there. 652 00:35:53,807 --> 00:35:56,042 Two very different kinds of telemarketing. 653 00:35:56,044 --> 00:35:59,715 But, but, oh, okay, um... 654 00:36:04,519 --> 00:36:07,486 This is your moment. Don't waste it. 655 00:36:07,488 --> 00:36:10,025 Woo woo! Woo woo! Woo woo! 656 00:36:13,295 --> 00:36:14,563 Okay. 657 00:36:18,500 --> 00:36:19,632 Maybe you're right. 658 00:36:19,634 --> 00:36:21,002 The big money. 659 00:36:21,004 --> 00:36:24,603 The top fucking tier of telemarketing. 660 00:36:24,605 --> 00:36:29,375 Making history with legends like Hal Jameson. 661 00:36:29,377 --> 00:36:31,046 Bad ass. 662 00:36:35,751 --> 00:36:38,855 Oh, it's a really good batch, so I hope you like France. 663 00:36:39,990 --> 00:36:41,423 You should have some. 664 00:36:42,892 --> 00:36:45,228 - Should I just drink it right now? - Yes! 665 00:36:46,229 --> 00:36:48,896 Oh, yes! 666 00:36:50,901 --> 00:36:53,200 - Because we didn't have any cups. - Power Caller. 667 00:36:53,202 --> 00:36:55,472 - Yeah! - Yes! 668 00:36:57,975 --> 00:36:59,241 Power Caller, baby. 669 00:36:59,243 --> 00:37:01,810 - Power Caller, man! - Power Caller! 670 00:37:01,812 --> 00:37:03,481 Power Caller. Power Caller. 671 00:37:16,094 --> 00:37:20,196 Wow, you really are ready, aren't you? 672 00:37:20,198 --> 00:37:22,231 Hey, Ms. D. Yeah. 673 00:37:22,233 --> 00:37:26,271 Wow, oh okay, well let's do this, mu-tha-fuck-ah. 674 00:37:28,606 --> 00:37:30,108 I've always wanted to say that. 675 00:37:33,045 --> 00:37:34,343 Okay. 676 00:37:34,345 --> 00:37:36,979 I would be remiss if I didn't bring up your pink shirt. 677 00:37:36,981 --> 00:37:40,416 I think it's extraordinary and sexy. 678 00:37:40,418 --> 00:37:42,852 You know, 35% of men who wear pink 679 00:37:42,854 --> 00:37:46,223 are more likely to start a franchise. 680 00:37:46,225 --> 00:37:47,993 - Is that so? - Yeah. 681 00:37:47,995 --> 00:37:51,795 - Oh. - Wow. Damn. 682 00:37:51,797 --> 00:37:54,866 - This is crazy. - Oh, I'm sorry. 683 00:37:54,868 --> 00:37:56,603 So clumsy. 684 00:38:15,222 --> 00:38:16,787 Almost done... 685 00:38:16,789 --> 00:38:18,559 this job's crazy right? 686 00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:29,770 Do you need help with that? 687 00:38:38,212 --> 00:38:39,281 Okay. 688 00:38:40,814 --> 00:38:43,015 It's very secure. It's very... 689 00:38:43,017 --> 00:38:44,618 Welcome, Power Caller. 690 00:38:44,620 --> 00:38:47,419 Today is your day to dominate the world. 691 00:38:47,421 --> 00:38:49,788 You are Regalview's elite brigade. 692 00:38:49,790 --> 00:38:53,526 Take your place alongside legends like Hal Jameson. 693 00:38:53,528 --> 00:38:55,729 You call the shots. 694 00:38:55,731 --> 00:38:58,398 What...? 695 00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:00,534 You are in your sexual prime. 696 00:39:00,536 --> 00:39:03,005 The top of the reproductive pile. 697 00:39:04,741 --> 00:39:06,606 Alright, does it do that every time━ 698 00:39:06,608 --> 00:39:10,911 Welcome to the Power Calling Suite, Mr. Green. 699 00:39:10,913 --> 00:39:12,980 White Voice at all times here. 700 00:39:12,982 --> 00:39:16,119 Yes, I almost forgot. 701 00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:20,189 Good luck. 702 00:39:22,425 --> 00:39:23,859 Nice suit, by the way. 703 00:39:23,861 --> 00:39:25,493 You've been selected, Mr. Green, 704 00:39:25,495 --> 00:39:29,164 because you have the potential to be a great telemarketer. 705 00:39:29,166 --> 00:39:30,432 The potential. 706 00:39:30,434 --> 00:39:32,133 Do you know what we sell up here? 707 00:39:32,135 --> 00:39:34,769 - Oh, I heard it's a... - Ah, we sell power. 708 00:39:34,771 --> 00:39:37,406 Firepower. Manpower. 709 00:39:37,408 --> 00:39:41,642 When U.S. weapons manufacturers sell arms to other countries 710 00:39:41,644 --> 00:39:45,180 who do you think, Mr. Green, makes that call at the precisely perfect time? 711 00:39:45,182 --> 00:39:47,819 - Which is of course, dinner. - We do. 712 00:39:48,652 --> 00:39:50,686 Before a drone drops a bomb 713 00:39:50,688 --> 00:39:53,121 on an apartment building in Pakistan 714 00:39:53,123 --> 00:39:55,190 who drops the bomb ass sales pitch 715 00:39:55,192 --> 00:39:56,427 you may ask, Cassius? 716 00:39:57,429 --> 00:39:58,795 We do. 717 00:39:58,797 --> 00:40:03,532 Okay, so you said firepower, manpower? 718 00:40:03,534 --> 00:40:05,201 Worryfree is our biggest client. 719 00:40:05,203 --> 00:40:09,673 We help thousands of companies utilize Worryfree workers 720 00:40:09,675 --> 00:40:12,711 to improve their efficiency. 721 00:40:13,646 --> 00:40:16,379 So, wait, are you telling me you sell slave labor 722 00:40:16,381 --> 00:40:17,747 to companies over the phone? 723 00:40:17,749 --> 00:40:20,887 God damnit. You are a sharp one. 724 00:40:41,442 --> 00:40:43,477 Hey, what the fuck are you doing? 725 00:40:45,612 --> 00:40:47,314 Dave, stop him. 726 00:40:48,614 --> 00:40:49,882 Shit! 727 00:40:54,420 --> 00:40:56,020 Left Eye, bitches! 728 00:40:56,022 --> 00:40:58,657 Worryfree has resuscitated America. 729 00:40:58,659 --> 00:41:00,325 Workers live in space efficient dwellings 730 00:41:00,327 --> 00:41:02,760 in the same facilities where production occurs. 731 00:41:02,762 --> 00:41:04,896 They make anything and they make everything. 732 00:41:04,898 --> 00:41:07,967 Lifetime contracts so no wages needed. 733 00:41:08,769 --> 00:41:13,805 They make automobiles for what it used to cost to make bicycles. 734 00:41:13,807 --> 00:41:15,675 Okay, but see I don't know if I can... 735 00:41:15,677 --> 00:41:17,376 Sugar on top, white voice. 736 00:41:17,378 --> 00:41:19,111 Yeah, but what I'm saying is I don't know 737 00:41:19,113 --> 00:41:20,713 if I'm gonna be able to s... sell... 738 00:41:21,917 --> 00:41:23,786 Here's the starting salary. 739 00:41:28,957 --> 00:41:30,091 Hmm? 740 00:41:33,261 --> 00:41:36,196 Well, man, I'm gonna have to get me some new suits. 741 00:41:36,198 --> 00:41:38,063 You'll be working here until late. 742 00:41:38,065 --> 00:41:41,134 We need you in the mix right away. 743 00:41:48,677 --> 00:41:50,177 Hey baby, what's your sign? 744 00:41:50,179 --> 00:41:52,115 I haven't heard that one before. 745 00:41:53,682 --> 00:41:55,081 Yo, that was crazy yesterday. 746 00:41:55,083 --> 00:41:57,050 That was like that scene in Norma Rae. 747 00:41:57,052 --> 00:41:58,753 You know, the one when she's like on the table. 748 00:41:58,755 --> 00:42:00,189 Yeah, yeah. 749 00:42:00,956 --> 00:42:03,993 Yeah, Regalview is scared shitless. We'll win. 750 00:42:05,628 --> 00:42:07,063 Can I check that out? 751 00:42:08,463 --> 00:42:09,533 Yeah. 752 00:42:13,236 --> 00:42:14,939 Oh, okay. 753 00:42:21,912 --> 00:42:23,812 Okay. Bravo. 754 00:42:23,814 --> 00:42:25,379 Where'd you learn how to do that? 755 00:42:25,381 --> 00:42:26,515 Down in L.A. 756 00:42:27,283 --> 00:42:30,752 We organized the first sign twirlers union there. 757 00:42:30,754 --> 00:42:32,754 Oh, okay. 758 00:42:32,756 --> 00:42:34,123 Is that what you do? 759 00:42:34,125 --> 00:42:36,525 You just go from place to place stirring up trouble? 760 00:42:36,527 --> 00:42:40,165 Trouble's already there. I just help folks fix it. 761 00:42:41,166 --> 00:42:44,634 Yeah, that's what I do with my art too, you know. 762 00:42:44,636 --> 00:42:46,302 Expose the bullshit. 763 00:42:46,304 --> 00:42:49,672 - It's not exactly the same thing. - It's pretty much the same. 764 00:42:49,674 --> 00:42:51,608 I haven't seen your stuff so I can't... 765 00:42:51,610 --> 00:42:53,612 I'm not gonna show you my stuff. 766 00:42:54,878 --> 00:42:58,218 So how does it work with, uh... 767 00:42:59,651 --> 00:43:01,119 with you and Cassius? 768 00:43:02,722 --> 00:43:04,591 You know, you sound like a radical. 769 00:43:05,691 --> 00:43:07,025 He's... I don't know. 770 00:43:09,495 --> 00:43:10,997 He's what? 771 00:43:17,202 --> 00:43:18,569 He's real. 772 00:43:18,571 --> 00:43:20,937 He's not that fake-ass bougie gallery world. 773 00:43:20,939 --> 00:43:23,276 So, that's how it works. 774 00:43:28,014 --> 00:43:30,417 Well, you're rubbing him off right. So... 775 00:43:31,284 --> 00:43:34,085 He helped with the work stoppage. So... 776 00:43:34,087 --> 00:43:36,389 Your fire is rubbing off on him. 777 00:43:37,322 --> 00:43:38,491 I like it. 778 00:43:39,759 --> 00:43:41,458 I'm going. 779 00:43:41,460 --> 00:43:44,094 You look like you're done here if you need a ride. 780 00:43:44,096 --> 00:43:47,968 Nah, Cassius' on the way. But thank you. 781 00:43:55,543 --> 00:43:57,077 Nice work. 782 00:44:07,789 --> 00:44:10,556 Hey girl. We gotta go! 783 00:44:10,558 --> 00:44:11,657 Thank you. 784 00:44:54,737 --> 00:44:56,637 You okay? 785 00:44:56,639 --> 00:44:57,772 Yeah. 786 00:44:57,774 --> 00:45:00,408 - Did you get into an accident? - No. 787 00:45:00,410 --> 00:45:02,478 How about robbed or something else crazy like that. 788 00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:05,714 So, I don't think you flaked and left me on a corner for an hour. 789 00:45:05,716 --> 00:45:08,315 Yeah, I know. Look baby I was gonna talk to you about it earlier 790 00:45:08,317 --> 00:45:10,286 but I didn't know if it would be a for sure thing or not. 791 00:45:10,288 --> 00:45:13,654 But, as of today I'm a Power Caller. 792 00:45:13,656 --> 00:45:16,259 Does that mean you can pay me back my $80? 793 00:45:17,361 --> 00:45:19,328 Hell, yes, baby, of course I can. 794 00:45:19,330 --> 00:45:22,664 Stop Cassius. Stop, it's freaky. 795 00:45:22,666 --> 00:45:24,302 What do they sell? 796 00:45:25,036 --> 00:45:27,672 Am I finally gonna be able to see your show? 797 00:45:28,639 --> 00:45:31,541 Baby, this is beautiful. 798 00:45:31,543 --> 00:45:34,276 And big. 799 00:45:34,278 --> 00:45:35,581 Africa. 800 00:45:36,847 --> 00:45:39,950 Oh, really, is that what this is? 801 00:45:39,952 --> 00:45:42,584 Yeah, I mean they're big because they're Africa. 802 00:45:42,586 --> 00:45:46,123 So, I added the sculptures from last year. 803 00:45:46,125 --> 00:45:48,859 Oh, okay. Well, if nobody shows up 804 00:45:48,861 --> 00:45:50,629 at least it'll look full. 805 00:45:51,397 --> 00:45:53,330 Can I... can I ask a question? 806 00:45:53,332 --> 00:45:55,867 Why did you choose Africa? 807 00:45:56,868 --> 00:46:02,373 I wanted to talk about a life shaped by exploitation. 808 00:46:02,375 --> 00:46:06,377 About fighting for a say in our own lives. 809 00:46:06,379 --> 00:46:09,648 About how beauty, love, and laughter 810 00:46:09,650 --> 00:46:13,050 thrive and flourish under almost any circumstances... 811 00:46:13,052 --> 00:46:14,385 Right. 812 00:46:14,387 --> 00:46:16,454 How Capitalism basically started 813 00:46:16,456 --> 00:46:19,124 by stealing labor from Africans 814 00:46:19,126 --> 00:46:21,226 and about how you're nodding 815 00:46:21,228 --> 00:46:22,559 like you're listening but you're not. 816 00:46:22,561 --> 00:46:26,097 Oh, no sorry baby. I was receiving that. 817 00:46:26,099 --> 00:46:29,300 I was just had a long day and... 818 00:46:29,302 --> 00:46:30,936 - it's work. - It's okay. 819 00:46:30,938 --> 00:46:32,670 You really want to hit this? 820 00:46:32,672 --> 00:46:33,841 Yes. 821 00:46:41,048 --> 00:46:44,015 Ah... yes, okay. I'm listening now. 822 00:46:44,017 --> 00:46:47,287 Capitalism in Africa is booming. 823 00:46:47,289 --> 00:46:50,156 Shh. I'm done talking. 824 00:46:50,158 --> 00:46:52,792 I just want to marinate in this. 825 00:46:52,794 --> 00:46:55,294 This is major for me, Cash. 826 00:46:55,296 --> 00:46:57,797 What I want to do is I want sit here, 827 00:46:57,799 --> 00:46:59,733 hit this weed 828 00:46:59,735 --> 00:47:01,804 and just be here. 829 00:47:02,704 --> 00:47:05,471 Alright guys. That felt good the other day, right? 830 00:47:05,473 --> 00:47:07,039 - Yes. - Yes. Good, man. 831 00:47:07,041 --> 00:47:09,108 Like I've known y'all my whole life, you know. 832 00:47:09,110 --> 00:47:11,043 Don't forget that. Okay? 833 00:47:11,045 --> 00:47:13,114 Remember each other's faces. 834 00:47:13,116 --> 00:47:16,183 Cassius? What's up man? Where you been? 835 00:47:16,185 --> 00:47:17,784 What's up with the suit? 836 00:47:17,786 --> 00:47:19,318 I got promoted. 837 00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:21,087 What does that mean? Are you a manager now? 838 00:47:21,089 --> 00:47:23,524 That means I'm a Power Caller now. 839 00:47:23,526 --> 00:47:26,394 - About to be paid. - We're all trying to get fucking paid. 840 00:47:26,396 --> 00:47:28,562 - Yeah. - But we're gonna do it as a team. 841 00:47:28,564 --> 00:47:31,064 - Are you on the team? - Yeah, I guess I'm still on your little team 842 00:47:31,066 --> 00:47:32,700 but I'm playing from the bench. 843 00:47:32,702 --> 00:47:34,468 The bench where you sit and get your bills paid. 844 00:47:34,470 --> 00:47:36,638 You know my uncle is about to lose his house. 845 00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:38,906 Cash, I'm sorry about your uncle, man, 846 00:47:38,908 --> 00:47:40,207 but that don't mean sell out. 847 00:47:40,209 --> 00:47:42,176 I'm not selling y'all out. 848 00:47:42,178 --> 00:47:44,578 My success has nothing to do with you, alright. 849 00:47:44,580 --> 00:47:46,315 You just keep doing whatever it is 850 00:47:46,317 --> 00:47:48,618 that you're fucking doing and I'll root for you. 851 00:47:48,620 --> 00:47:50,485 From the sidelines. 852 00:47:50,487 --> 00:47:52,989 And try not to laugh at that stupid ass smirk on your face. 853 00:47:52,991 --> 00:47:54,458 We don't need this. 854 00:47:56,127 --> 00:47:58,060 - Are you doing alright? - Yeah, I'm doing good. 855 00:47:58,062 --> 00:47:59,460 - How you doing? - Fantastic. 856 00:47:59,462 --> 00:48:01,429 - Fantastic? - I hope you have a good day. 857 00:48:01,431 --> 00:48:02,730 I hope you have a better week. 858 00:48:02,732 --> 00:48:05,067 I hope your month is full of successful days. 859 00:48:05,069 --> 00:48:07,636 And a lot of great ventures. I hope you just come up, brother. 860 00:48:07,638 --> 00:48:09,439 I hope your whole fucking year is spectacular. 861 00:48:09,441 --> 00:48:12,408 - Oh, you hope my year is spectacular? - Yeah. 862 00:48:12,410 --> 00:48:13,910 You got something you want to say to me? 863 00:48:13,912 --> 00:48:15,814 You got something you want to say? 864 00:48:18,916 --> 00:48:21,885 - You smell great. - You smell great. What is that? 865 00:48:21,887 --> 00:48:23,419 Burberry. What you got on? 866 00:48:23,421 --> 00:48:25,387 - I forgot. It's just deodorant. - Smells expensive. Okay. 867 00:48:25,389 --> 00:48:26,622 - Yeah. Good. - We smelling good. 868 00:48:26,624 --> 00:48:28,358 Some good smelling brothers out here. 869 00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:30,026 You're an awesome man and I appreciate you. 870 00:48:30,028 --> 00:48:32,327 - I hope you find yourself. - Yeah, we should go out. Get drinks. 871 00:48:32,329 --> 00:48:33,630 - You want to get drinks? - Yeah! 872 00:48:33,632 --> 00:48:35,132 - How many drinks? - Two. Three. 873 00:48:35,134 --> 00:48:36,400 - Three? Five? - Four! Five! 874 00:48:36,402 --> 00:48:37,900 - Six? Eight? - Seven! Nine! 875 00:48:37,902 --> 00:48:39,103 - Ten? On me? - All of them! 876 00:48:39,105 --> 00:48:40,270 It's on me, no, it's on me now! 877 00:48:40,272 --> 00:48:41,571 - It's on you? - Yeah, it's on me now. 878 00:48:41,573 --> 00:48:43,908 - Alright. Alright! - Yeah, it's on me! 879 00:48:43,910 --> 00:48:45,645 - It's on you now. - Now! 880 00:48:47,879 --> 00:48:48,948 Walk! 881 00:49:10,769 --> 00:49:12,503 Greetings, Cassius Green. 882 00:49:12,505 --> 00:49:15,106 I hope you did not masturbate today. 883 00:49:15,108 --> 00:49:17,675 We need you sharp and ready to go. 884 00:49:17,677 --> 00:49:21,247 I detect the pheromones percolating out of your pores. 885 00:49:21,249 --> 00:49:23,049 They say to others around you: 886 00:49:23,051 --> 00:49:27,286 "Hold my penis while I piss on your underestimated expectations." 887 00:49:27,288 --> 00:49:30,022 Mr. Green, I am a computer 888 00:49:30,024 --> 00:49:33,725 but I wish I had hands to caress your muscular brain. 889 00:49:33,727 --> 00:49:36,596 Cassius Green, you've been assigned a Worryfree campaign. 890 00:49:36,598 --> 00:49:38,698 Brush up on that Chapter Six stuff. 891 00:49:38,700 --> 00:49:40,801 Excuse me. 892 00:49:41,870 --> 00:49:44,069 And give them that radiant voice of yours 893 00:49:44,071 --> 00:49:45,972 in the next half hour. 894 00:49:45,974 --> 00:49:47,206 2:00 PM. 895 00:49:47,208 --> 00:49:49,709 Almost breakfast time in Japan. 896 00:49:49,711 --> 00:49:53,382 Oh okay. Ah, doodily doodily doodily doo. 897 00:50:10,133 --> 00:50:11,767 - Moshi moshi. - Mr. Son. 898 00:50:11,769 --> 00:50:13,868 Cassius Green of Worryfree calling. Sorry to bother you. 899 00:50:13,870 --> 00:50:16,437 I'm calling about who is assembling your phone. 900 00:50:16,439 --> 00:50:18,473 Now I know they're being made in China. 901 00:50:18,475 --> 00:50:19,841 I'm a big fan of yours. 902 00:50:19,843 --> 00:50:21,642 I've been following you since you were with Takashi. 903 00:50:21,644 --> 00:50:24,645 I cheered literally when I found out you acquired Tanrio, 904 00:50:24,647 --> 00:50:27,747 which is why I'm calling you and not Phonarolla. 905 00:50:27,749 --> 00:50:28,818 Mm-hmm. 906 00:50:31,453 --> 00:50:33,489 Our team of dedicated workers 907 00:50:33,491 --> 00:50:36,257 will make twice as many phones at half the cost. 908 00:50:36,259 --> 00:50:38,293 You'll double up your market share 909 00:50:38,295 --> 00:50:39,695 over these bastards. 910 00:50:43,701 --> 00:50:46,436 Power Callers, our very own Cassius Green 911 00:50:46,438 --> 00:50:48,336 just made our client, Worryfree, 912 00:50:48,338 --> 00:50:49,804 upwards of ten million dollars 913 00:50:49,806 --> 00:50:52,608 in one call on his first day, none the less. 914 00:50:52,610 --> 00:50:55,543 - Oh, it's not that much. - Indeed one for the history books. 915 00:50:55,545 --> 00:50:57,382 Cheers! 916 00:50:59,149 --> 00:51:00,984 Excuse me for a second. 917 00:51:00,986 --> 00:51:02,484 What can I do for you, chum? 918 00:51:02,486 --> 00:51:04,019 Yes, I have a question. 919 00:51:04,021 --> 00:51:07,156 I've just achieved a sort of miraculous financial endeavor. 920 00:51:07,158 --> 00:51:10,026 I'm also in a financial bind. 921 00:51:10,028 --> 00:51:12,294 I'm gonna need a cash advance. 922 00:51:12,296 --> 00:51:13,565 Hmm. 923 00:52:49,865 --> 00:52:52,633 This is where the magic happens, baby. 924 00:52:52,635 --> 00:52:55,369 MTV spots Worryfree edition. 925 00:52:55,371 --> 00:52:58,174 Hole puncher Jim Ellman. 926 00:53:06,549 --> 00:53:08,750 This was the scene yesterday 927 00:53:08,752 --> 00:53:11,252 at the Regalview Telemarketer's strike. 928 00:53:11,254 --> 00:53:13,054 The striking Regalview workers 929 00:53:13,056 --> 00:53:15,489 are joined by other telemarketers, 930 00:53:15,491 --> 00:53:18,326 phone operators and university students 931 00:53:18,328 --> 00:53:20,096 from all over the area. 932 00:53:22,967 --> 00:53:25,334 After a long day of hearty-ass work, 933 00:53:25,336 --> 00:53:26,668 you feel me? 934 00:53:26,670 --> 00:53:27,936 We ready to eat. 935 00:53:27,938 --> 00:53:30,274 This is where we get our grub on. 936 00:53:33,110 --> 00:53:35,276 Mm-mm! 937 00:53:35,278 --> 00:53:36,681 Yum. 938 00:53:38,581 --> 00:53:40,849 Swimming through the vat of hyena urie 939 00:53:40,851 --> 00:53:42,786 is not as bd as it sound! 940 00:53:43,688 --> 00:53:44,921 What do we want!? 941 00:53:44,923 --> 00:53:47,357 We want enough money to pay our rent! 942 00:53:47,359 --> 00:53:49,026 Yeah! Yeah! 943 00:53:49,028 --> 00:53:53,328 We want enough money to not et Cup ‘O Noodles every night! 944 00:53:53,330 --> 00:53:54,464 Yeah! Yeah! 945 00:53:54,466 --> 00:53:56,198 We are sick and tired of no.. 946 00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:58,734 We want to be able to go see our doctor 947 00:53:58,736 --> 00:54:00,736 if we get drunk one night! 948 00:54:00,738 --> 00:54:02,805 Yeah! Yeah! 949 00:54:02,807 --> 00:54:07,111 When we hook up with someone without using any protection! 950 00:54:07,113 --> 00:54:08,645 Okay. Okay, yea! 951 00:54:08,647 --> 00:54:13,050 And we think we might have contracted chlamydia or gonorrhea! 952 00:54:13,052 --> 00:54:16,019 Or any one of those crazy STDs that you've never heard f 953 00:54:16,021 --> 00:54:19,257 that you find on Self-Diagnosis.com! 954 00:54:26,199 --> 00:54:27,364 Fuck Regalview! 955 00:54:28,567 --> 00:54:30,102 Fuck Regalview! 956 00:54:31,404 --> 00:54:34,772 Fuck Regalview! Fuck Regalview! 957 00:54:34,774 --> 00:54:36,441 Fuck Regalview! 958 00:54:36,443 --> 00:54:38,944 Fuck Regalview! Fuck Regalview! 959 00:54:38,946 --> 00:54:40,680 And fuck chlamydia, too. 960 00:54:40,682 --> 00:54:44,149 Although strikers have kept most replacement workers 961 00:54:44,151 --> 00:54:45,685 from breaking the strike 962 00:54:45,687 --> 00:54:49,354 every morning, Starkwater security agents successfully escort 963 00:54:49,356 --> 00:54:53,091 Regalview's elite Power Callers into the building. 964 00:54:53,093 --> 00:54:54,827 For more on the Regalview strike, 965 00:54:54,829 --> 00:54:56,560 let's go to the studio. 966 00:54:56,562 --> 00:54:59,033 This is Ken Baget. Chanel 3 news. 967 00:55:05,406 --> 00:55:07,206 Hey baby. Good morning. 968 00:55:07,208 --> 00:55:08,907 No. Please, no. 969 00:55:08,909 --> 00:55:11,344 Stop with that stupid voice, Cassius. 970 00:55:12,947 --> 00:55:15,850 Didn't even realize I was doing it. 971 00:55:17,819 --> 00:55:19,755 That's a problem, you know. 972 00:55:20,621 --> 00:55:21,890 Sorry. 973 00:55:23,860 --> 00:55:25,662 How long you been up? 974 00:55:27,495 --> 00:55:28,764 I'm not up. 975 00:55:33,169 --> 00:55:35,903 But I saw your TV debut. 976 00:55:35,905 --> 00:55:37,407 Oh, shit. 977 00:55:40,410 --> 00:55:43,676 - Cash, baby... - Can we not. Please. 978 00:55:43,678 --> 00:55:46,214 Look, I quit when the strike jumped off 979 00:55:46,216 --> 00:55:49,016 because being with you made it awkward for me. But... 980 00:55:49,018 --> 00:55:50,784 Cassius! 981 00:55:50,786 --> 00:55:52,953 You abandoned your friends. 982 00:55:52,955 --> 00:55:55,589 Baby, I thought they'd do a couple of stoppages and... 983 00:55:55,591 --> 00:55:57,324 It's one thing to take the promotion, 984 00:55:57,326 --> 00:55:59,094 but now you're a full out scab. 985 00:55:59,096 --> 00:56:01,362 Come on, baby, the Power Callers ain't on strike! 986 00:56:01,364 --> 00:56:03,063 No, but they should be. 987 00:56:03,065 --> 00:56:05,333 I'm so tired of talking to you about this. 988 00:56:05,335 --> 00:56:06,634 You are crossing the picket line. 989 00:56:06,636 --> 00:56:07,835 I can't ride with you. 990 00:56:07,837 --> 00:56:09,639 Oh, you can't ride with me now! 991 00:56:09,641 --> 00:56:11,106 But you was riding with me all around over... 992 00:56:11,108 --> 00:56:13,843 Alright, fine. Well, no more. 993 00:56:13,845 --> 00:56:16,244 Baby, what are you asking me to do? 994 00:56:16,246 --> 00:56:18,414 Are you asking me to quit the fattest job I ever had? 995 00:56:18,416 --> 00:56:19,881 But Cassius, it's not fat! 996 00:56:19,883 --> 00:56:22,454 It is morally emaciated. 997 00:56:23,188 --> 00:56:25,387 You sell fucking slave labor, Cassius! 998 00:56:25,389 --> 00:56:26,990 What the fuck isn't slave labor? 999 00:56:26,992 --> 00:56:28,624 Oh my god! Side-stepping. 1000 00:56:28,626 --> 00:56:30,829 - You side-step more than the fucking Temptations. - What isn't? 1001 00:56:34,132 --> 00:56:35,766 Fuck you, man! 1002 00:56:35,768 --> 00:56:36,900 Fuck you, alright! 1003 00:56:36,902 --> 00:56:38,134 Fuck you ‘cause I'm doing something 1004 00:56:38,136 --> 00:56:39,502 that I'm really fucking good at. 1005 00:56:39,504 --> 00:56:40,937 I'm really good at it and I'm important. 1006 00:56:40,939 --> 00:56:42,138 I'm making shit happen. 1007 00:56:42,140 --> 00:56:43,607 And you don't appreciate the shit 1008 00:56:43,609 --> 00:56:44,808 cause you already fucking had it. 1009 00:56:44,810 --> 00:56:46,442 And you're talking to me about slave labor? 1010 00:56:46,444 --> 00:56:48,277 What is Squeeze and them gonna do about slave labor? 1011 00:56:48,279 --> 00:56:49,745 What does Squeeze have to do with this? 1012 00:56:49,747 --> 00:56:51,183 They ain't gonna do shit. 1013 00:56:51,951 --> 00:56:53,549 And you ain't gonna do shit neither 1014 00:56:53,551 --> 00:56:56,252 by selling fucking art to rich people. 1015 00:56:56,254 --> 00:56:57,458 Fuck it. 1016 00:57:01,260 --> 00:57:02,996 Gimme the damn covers! 1017 00:57:03,862 --> 00:57:05,162 - What you doing? - Taking them. 1018 00:57:05,164 --> 00:57:06,764 - I'm cold. - I'm not playing Cassius. 1019 00:57:06,766 --> 00:57:08,365 - You're being greedy. - Don't play with me Cassius. 1020 00:57:08,367 --> 00:57:12,038 You don't even need all those covers. It's not necessary. 1021 00:57:23,651 --> 00:57:26,352 The whole reason I went to work for Regalview 1022 00:57:26,354 --> 00:57:28,790 was to make myself more interesting to you. 1023 00:57:31,091 --> 00:57:34,162 Cassius, the old you was way more interesting. 1024 00:57:37,897 --> 00:57:39,698 If you go to work today at Regalview 1025 00:57:39,700 --> 00:57:41,169 crossing the picket line... 1026 00:57:43,169 --> 00:57:44,771 we're done. 1027 00:57:47,543 --> 00:57:49,779 Elbows and assholes, people! Let's go! 1028 00:57:54,416 --> 00:57:57,117 Chisels or dynamite, Cassius. You pick. 1029 00:57:57,119 --> 00:57:59,119 Yeah, agreed. I just have to follow up 1030 00:57:59,121 --> 00:58:00,823 on this lead I've been working on. 1031 00:58:13,035 --> 00:58:15,903 This motherfucker right here... 1032 00:58:15,905 --> 00:58:18,171 is on fire! 1033 00:58:18,173 --> 00:58:20,707 Let's give it up for the boy wonder! 1034 00:58:22,778 --> 00:58:24,779 Yeah, yeah! Some for the homeys. 1035 00:58:24,781 --> 00:58:26,113 And some for me! 1036 00:58:26,115 --> 00:58:28,582 Bag them, tag them, rag them! 1037 00:58:28,584 --> 00:58:30,049 I trained her. I trained her. 1038 00:58:30,051 --> 00:58:34,188 We hunted mammoths! Yeah! 1039 00:58:34,190 --> 00:58:38,128 Douse him. Douse our winner with champagne. 1040 00:59:03,021 --> 00:59:04,687 Scabs won't pass! 1041 00:59:04,689 --> 00:59:07,490 Scabs won't pass! Scabs won't pass! 1042 00:59:07,492 --> 00:59:09,091 Scabs won't pass! 1043 00:59:09,093 --> 00:59:11,996 Scabs won't pass! Scabs won't pass! 1044 00:59:13,832 --> 00:59:15,100 Move! 1045 00:59:18,635 --> 00:59:20,004 I said get back! 1046 00:59:21,707 --> 00:59:23,907 Have a cola and smile, bitch! 1047 00:59:29,549 --> 00:59:31,782 Thank you very much, Miss Welcrott. 1048 00:59:31,784 --> 00:59:33,951 I'll talk to you soon. Mm-hmm. 1049 00:59:33,953 --> 00:59:35,355 Okay, bye. 1050 00:59:36,788 --> 00:59:38,320 You, my friend, 1051 00:59:38,322 --> 00:59:42,259 you are the best decision I've made in quite a long time. 1052 00:59:42,261 --> 00:59:43,860 I have to pat myself on the ass for that. 1053 00:59:43,862 --> 00:59:46,664 Thank you, Mister... 1054 00:59:46,666 --> 00:59:48,733 Feels good to be appreciated. 1055 00:59:48,735 --> 00:59:51,803 Don't call me Mr..., Cassius. 1056 00:59:51,805 --> 00:59:53,204 Call me... 1057 00:59:53,206 --> 00:59:55,407 Million-dollar question for you, Cassius. 1058 00:59:55,409 --> 00:59:57,809 Do you like to party? 1059 00:59:57,811 --> 01:00:00,144 I like parties. 1060 01:00:00,146 --> 01:00:01,713 What are you doing tonight? 1061 01:00:01,715 --> 01:00:03,180 Oh, I got this thing. 1062 01:00:03,182 --> 01:00:05,349 Well my girlfriend, ex-girlfriend... 1063 01:00:05,351 --> 01:00:06,486 Fudge all that. 1064 01:00:13,393 --> 01:00:14,859 Hmm! 1065 01:00:14,861 --> 01:00:16,929 Steve Lift is throwing his yearly party. 1066 01:00:16,931 --> 01:00:18,330 Wants to see our new star there. 1067 01:00:18,332 --> 01:00:19,966 Wants to talk to you, Cassius. 1068 01:00:19,968 --> 01:00:22,036 I have been waiting years for this invite. 1069 01:00:22,803 --> 01:00:25,270 Even Jay and Bey can't get this invite. 1070 01:00:26,373 --> 01:00:29,040 Hell yeah. I just got to do this other thing. 1071 01:00:29,042 --> 01:00:30,542 You go to your other thing. 1072 01:00:30,544 --> 01:00:33,313 And I'll be there waiting. Pick you up. 1073 01:00:33,315 --> 01:00:36,052 This is the kind of party that could change your life. 1074 01:00:53,568 --> 01:00:55,670 Beauty, love, and laughter. 1075 01:00:59,808 --> 01:01:03,710 I realize you were asking about specific... that one. 1076 01:01:03,712 --> 01:01:05,247 Yes... 1077 01:01:13,189 --> 01:01:17,126 You know what, will you please excuse me just one minute? 1078 01:01:25,068 --> 01:01:26,434 - Hey. - Hey. 1079 01:01:26,436 --> 01:01:28,903 I wouldn't miss this for the world, you know. 1080 01:01:28,905 --> 01:01:30,639 It's beautiful. 1081 01:01:30,641 --> 01:01:32,673 - You're beautiful. - Cash... 1082 01:01:32,675 --> 01:01:33,976 I love you too... 1083 01:01:33,978 --> 01:01:36,711 but I can't hang with what I see in you now. 1084 01:01:36,713 --> 01:01:38,447 What happened to your head? 1085 01:01:38,449 --> 01:01:39,517 Oh, um... 1086 01:01:40,617 --> 01:01:42,751 Oh, just... shaving... 1087 01:01:42,753 --> 01:01:45,488 Alright, I have to go get ready for my performance. 1088 01:01:45,490 --> 01:01:47,424 You should really stay and see it, okay? 1089 01:01:47,426 --> 01:01:49,325 Okay, but I can only stay for a little while, baby, 1090 01:01:49,327 --> 01:01:51,794 cause there's this party I got to get back to. It's important. 1091 01:01:51,796 --> 01:01:53,296 A Slave auctioneers party? 1092 01:01:53,298 --> 01:01:56,098 - Hey. - Yo, what's up? 1093 01:01:56,100 --> 01:01:57,232 Thank you for coming. 1094 01:01:57,234 --> 01:01:59,468 I wouldn't miss this for the world. 1095 01:01:59,470 --> 01:02:01,370 You always know just what to say, huh? 1096 01:02:01,372 --> 01:02:03,506 I literally just said that. 1097 01:02:03,508 --> 01:02:05,607 I hope you stay. 1098 01:02:05,609 --> 01:02:07,343 Yo, is the reason why you don't call me no more 1099 01:02:07,345 --> 01:02:11,347 is cause you sell out or cause you're just a star? 1100 01:02:11,349 --> 01:02:13,016 What are you talking about? 1101 01:02:13,018 --> 01:02:15,054 Eleven million views, man! 1102 01:02:15,788 --> 01:02:17,320 What the fuck? 1103 01:02:17,322 --> 01:02:19,190 You're like the Ariana Grande of disloyal niggas. 1104 01:02:19,192 --> 01:02:21,757 Have a cola and smile, bitch! 1105 01:02:25,498 --> 01:02:27,498 You could really help us out right now. 1106 01:02:27,500 --> 01:02:29,465 We got them by the balls, but they're holding out. 1107 01:02:29,467 --> 01:02:31,501 We got the info on how much this is costing them. 1108 01:02:31,503 --> 01:02:35,272 You flipping sides could turn the tide. 1109 01:02:35,274 --> 01:02:37,876 Don't be the leaf that floats down the river. 1110 01:02:37,878 --> 01:02:39,713 Be the stone that splits the stream. 1111 01:02:41,448 --> 01:02:42,280 Is that Tupac? 1112 01:02:50,356 --> 01:02:53,725 Welcome, friends! Gather around, 1113 01:02:53,727 --> 01:02:55,529 Form a semi-circle. 1114 01:02:56,697 --> 01:03:01,733 Tonight, we will have a transformative experience. 1115 01:03:01,735 --> 01:03:03,335 In those containers, 1116 01:03:03,337 --> 01:03:05,636 there are broken cell phones, used bullet casings, 1117 01:03:05,638 --> 01:03:08,206 and water balloons filled with sheep's blood. 1118 01:03:08,208 --> 01:03:11,009 Cellphones can only work with the mineral Coltan, 1119 01:03:11,011 --> 01:03:13,578 which is found in Africa's Congo. 1120 01:03:13,580 --> 01:03:18,049 The profit involved in this has created hardship and wars. 1121 01:03:18,051 --> 01:03:19,951 I will stand here. 1122 01:03:19,953 --> 01:03:21,421 If you feel so moved, 1123 01:03:21,423 --> 01:03:24,157 you may throw the items in the containers at me. 1124 01:03:24,159 --> 01:03:25,892 While I'm standing here, 1125 01:03:25,894 --> 01:03:27,394 I will be reciting excerpts 1126 01:03:27,396 --> 01:03:32,832 from the timeless Motown-produced movie entitled 1127 01:03:32,834 --> 01:03:34,300 "The Last Dragon". 1128 01:03:34,302 --> 01:03:38,004 I'll recite those lines Angela says to Eddie Arcadian 1129 01:03:38,006 --> 01:03:40,243 as she leaves him. 1130 01:03:42,211 --> 01:03:43,513 Let's begin. 1131 01:03:52,121 --> 01:03:54,522 "And in the end, Eddie, you know what? 1132 01:03:54,524 --> 01:03:58,259 "You're nothing but a misguided midget asshole 1133 01:03:58,261 --> 01:04:00,594 "with dreams of ruling the world. 1134 01:04:00,596 --> 01:04:03,964 "Yeah, and also from Kew Gardens. 1135 01:04:03,966 --> 01:04:08,169 And also getting by on my tits." 1136 01:04:08,171 --> 01:04:09,440 Bravo! 1137 01:04:13,311 --> 01:04:16,477 "And in the end, Eddie, you know what? 1138 01:04:16,479 --> 01:04:20,383 "You're nothing but a misguided midget asshole 1139 01:04:20,385 --> 01:04:22,483 "with dreams of ruling the world. 1140 01:04:22,485 --> 01:04:24,186 "And also from Kew Gardens. 1141 01:04:24,188 --> 01:04:27,791 And also getting by on my tits." 1142 01:04:33,031 --> 01:04:37,167 "And in the end, Eddie, you know what? 1143 01:04:37,169 --> 01:04:39,835 "You're nothing but a mis... 1144 01:04:39,837 --> 01:04:43,540 "misguided midget asshole 1145 01:04:43,542 --> 01:04:47,042 "with dreams of ruling the world. 1146 01:04:47,044 --> 01:04:50,112 "Yeah, also from Kew Gardens. 1147 01:04:50,114 --> 01:04:52,382 And also getting by on my tits." 1148 01:04:52,384 --> 01:04:54,817 Hey, hey, hey! Stop! 1149 01:04:54,819 --> 01:04:56,186 What the fuck is this? 1150 01:04:56,188 --> 01:04:57,787 Why would you subject yourself to this? 1151 01:04:57,789 --> 01:05:00,224 It's a part of the show, Cassius. 1152 01:05:00,226 --> 01:05:02,258 You of all people should understand, right? 1153 01:05:02,260 --> 01:05:04,461 - Stick to the script. - No. 1154 01:05:04,463 --> 01:05:07,197 Don't you have a party to get to, Cash? 1155 01:05:07,199 --> 01:05:08,500 Go! 1156 01:05:09,702 --> 01:05:11,504 Go, Cash. 1157 01:05:21,381 --> 01:05:23,550 Let's begin again. 1158 01:05:25,519 --> 01:05:27,854 "And in the end, Eddie..." 1159 01:05:48,375 --> 01:05:49,541 Well, I guess you're all wondering 1160 01:05:49,543 --> 01:05:50,912 why I've called this meeting! 1161 01:05:59,820 --> 01:06:00,786 Hey. Hey. 1162 01:06:00,788 --> 01:06:03,623 Fucking Sexy chocolate motherfucker! 1163 01:06:04,491 --> 01:06:07,025 - Oh yeah! - Cool guy. 1164 01:06:07,027 --> 01:06:08,261 You're coming with me. 1165 01:06:08,263 --> 01:06:09,828 I know you're loving the new digs. 1166 01:06:09,830 --> 01:06:12,901 Or even better, I'm digging the new love. 1167 01:06:14,068 --> 01:06:15,468 Stick around because... 1168 01:06:15,470 --> 01:06:16,636 I think a lot of these bitches 1169 01:06:16,638 --> 01:06:18,104 are gonna be getting naked later. 1170 01:06:18,106 --> 01:06:20,607 You know, I mean, your parties are the stuff of folklore. 1171 01:06:20,609 --> 01:06:22,642 You got to meet the man of the hour though. 1172 01:06:22,644 --> 01:06:25,211 Hey Cassius Green. It's a pleasure to meet you. 1173 01:06:25,213 --> 01:06:27,214 An honor even, sir. 1174 01:06:27,216 --> 01:06:29,281 It's okay, he's friendly. He's friendly. 1175 01:06:29,283 --> 01:06:30,651 Oh, yeah, how you doing man? You alright? 1176 01:06:30,653 --> 01:06:32,019 I'm really well, thank you. 1177 01:06:32,021 --> 01:06:34,422 Thank you for inviting us, Mr. Lift. It's amazing. 1178 01:06:34,424 --> 01:06:36,925 Just don't call me "Mister." 1179 01:06:36,927 --> 01:06:39,226 Oh, uh... Steve. 1180 01:06:39,228 --> 01:06:40,931 I never said "Steve." 1181 01:06:42,833 --> 01:06:43,901 Sir. 1182 01:06:47,069 --> 01:06:49,404 - I'm fucking kidding with you, man. - Ow! Ow! 1183 01:06:49,406 --> 01:06:51,105 You can call me whatever you want, 1184 01:06:51,107 --> 01:06:52,639 you keep closing those deals. 1185 01:06:52,641 --> 01:06:55,610 You must be like a fucking genius. 1186 01:06:55,612 --> 01:06:57,079 I'd love to pick your brain 1187 01:06:57,081 --> 01:06:58,814 because we need people like you over at WorryFree. 1188 01:06:58,816 --> 01:07:01,852 People who can comprehend the big picture, you know? 1189 01:07:02,586 --> 01:07:05,088 It's people like you that are gonna save this nation. 1190 01:07:05,090 --> 01:07:06,354 I mean look don't get me wrong; 1191 01:07:06,356 --> 01:07:07,990 we still need the workers to do the work. 1192 01:07:07,992 --> 01:07:09,158 Per se. 1193 01:07:09,160 --> 01:07:10,658 But we also need people like you. 1194 01:07:10,660 --> 01:07:12,162 People that can be trusted. 1195 01:07:12,930 --> 01:07:16,564 People that can analyze the challenge and adapt. 1196 01:07:16,566 --> 01:07:18,836 Like a cunning racoon. 1197 01:07:19,870 --> 01:07:21,538 Like a snake. 1198 01:07:21,540 --> 01:07:23,609 Or like a tardigrade! 1199 01:07:27,245 --> 01:07:28,513 Thanks... 1200 01:07:30,482 --> 01:07:32,817 Go, I'll lock up. 1201 01:07:34,453 --> 01:07:35,920 Great performance tonight, D! 1202 01:07:37,355 --> 01:07:38,822 I told you, you didn't have to do that. 1203 01:07:38,824 --> 01:07:41,159 No, it's my pleasure. It was good. 1204 01:07:45,264 --> 01:07:48,734 So, you gonna tell me what you thought about the show now? 1205 01:07:50,269 --> 01:07:52,639 It was, uh... 1206 01:07:53,840 --> 01:07:55,240 fiery. 1207 01:07:55,242 --> 01:07:57,474 Fiery? The fuck? 1208 01:07:57,476 --> 01:07:59,110 That's what you thought? That's it? 1209 01:07:59,112 --> 01:08:01,178 It was fiery. It was great. 1210 01:08:01,180 --> 01:08:03,784 Alright. Shh, you can tell me later. 1211 01:08:09,355 --> 01:08:11,790 So now, I gotta climb over the side of this overturned jeep 1212 01:08:11,792 --> 01:08:13,292 cause I got to pry the AK out 1213 01:08:13,294 --> 01:08:14,759 from under the crushed bloody body 1214 01:08:14,761 --> 01:08:17,429 of my now inconveniently deceased guide, right? 1215 01:08:17,431 --> 01:08:19,063 And just as I get this thing out I spin around. 1216 01:08:19,065 --> 01:08:20,799 And this fucking thing starts to charge and it... 1217 01:08:27,642 --> 01:08:29,574 Fucker took two mags to the head. 1218 01:08:29,576 --> 01:08:31,145 Turned that bitch into a trophy. 1219 01:08:33,348 --> 01:08:34,847 What about you, Cash? 1220 01:08:34,849 --> 01:08:37,182 You ever had to bust a cap in anybody's ass? 1221 01:08:38,486 --> 01:08:40,853 - Green, no... - Shut the fuck up! 1222 01:08:40,855 --> 01:08:43,021 I'm talking to the man of the hour here. 1223 01:08:43,023 --> 01:08:44,559 Come on man, have a seat. 1224 01:08:45,860 --> 01:08:47,062 Come on. 1225 01:08:47,829 --> 01:08:51,197 I want to hear about some of that Oakland gangster shit, man. 1226 01:08:51,199 --> 01:08:53,198 - Oaktown. - Just right here? 1227 01:08:53,200 --> 01:08:54,899 - Just sit down? - Yeah. 1228 01:08:54,901 --> 01:08:56,771 Well... 1229 01:08:56,773 --> 01:09:02,142 Luckily, I have not had to put a cap in anyone's ass. 1230 01:09:02,144 --> 01:09:03,710 Or head or anything. 1231 01:09:03,712 --> 01:09:07,481 So, I don't have any cool stories, sorry. 1232 01:09:07,483 --> 01:09:11,183 Alright, well I mean give us something. Right? 1233 01:09:11,185 --> 01:09:14,087 These boring cunts are at every single one of my parties. 1234 01:09:14,089 --> 01:09:16,789 You're different, man. Make an impression. 1235 01:09:16,791 --> 01:09:18,525 At least take off the white voice. 1236 01:09:18,527 --> 01:09:20,628 And I know you can bust a rap, right? 1237 01:09:20,630 --> 01:09:22,263 No, actually I can't. 1238 01:09:22,265 --> 01:09:23,866 Bullshit. Come on. Bullshit. 1239 01:09:23,868 --> 01:09:25,165 I can't, man. 1240 01:09:25,167 --> 01:09:27,735 I mean I can listen to rap, well, but I just can't rap. 1241 01:09:27,737 --> 01:09:29,236 It's actually embarrassing. 1242 01:09:29,238 --> 01:09:30,539 I don't know. I think he's lying. 1243 01:09:30,541 --> 01:09:31,739 I think you can rap. 1244 01:09:31,741 --> 01:09:33,474 I think you should rap. 1245 01:09:33,476 --> 01:09:35,075 Rap, rap, rap... 1246 01:09:35,077 --> 01:09:38,547 Rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap. 1247 01:09:38,549 --> 01:09:40,348 Rap, rap, rap. 1248 01:09:40,350 --> 01:09:43,952 Rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap. 1249 01:09:43,954 --> 01:09:45,520 Rap, rap, rap. 1250 01:09:45,522 --> 01:09:49,058 Rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap. 1251 01:09:59,669 --> 01:10:02,073 My name is Cash. I like to... 1252 01:10:04,109 --> 01:10:05,209 Smash! 1253 01:10:11,282 --> 01:10:14,152 I come from the land of dope. 1254 01:10:14,953 --> 01:10:17,089 Somebody got something to smoke? 1255 01:10:24,129 --> 01:10:25,427 Nigger shit. Nigger shit. 1256 01:10:25,429 --> 01:10:26,662 Nigger, nigger, nigger, shit. 1257 01:10:26,664 --> 01:10:27,930 Nigger shit. Nigger shit. 1258 01:10:27,932 --> 01:10:29,399 Nigger, nigger, nigger, shit. 1259 01:10:29,401 --> 01:10:30,699 Nigger shit. Nigger shit. 1260 01:10:30,701 --> 01:10:31,968 Nigger, nigger, nigger, shit. 1261 01:10:31,970 --> 01:10:33,503 - Nigger shit. Nigger shit. - Yeah! 1262 01:10:33,505 --> 01:10:35,006 Nigger, nigger, nigger, shit. 1263 01:10:35,008 --> 01:10:37,040 Nigger shit. Nigger shit. Nigger, nigger, nigger, shit. 1264 01:10:37,042 --> 01:10:39,543 Nigger shit. Nigger shit. Nigger, nigger, nigger, shit. 1265 01:10:39,545 --> 01:10:42,279 Nigger shit. Nigger shit. Nigger, nigger, nigger, shit. 1266 01:10:42,281 --> 01:10:44,949 - Yeah! - Nigger shit. Nigger shit. Nigger, nigger, nigger, shit. 1267 01:10:44,951 --> 01:10:47,485 Nigger shit. Nigger shit. Nigger, nigger, nigger, shit. 1268 01:10:47,487 --> 01:10:50,221 Nigger shit. Nigger shit. Nigger, nigger, nigger, shit. 1269 01:10:50,223 --> 01:10:52,923 Nigger shit. Nigger shit. Nigger, nigger, nigger, shit. 1270 01:10:52,925 --> 01:10:55,626 Nigger shit. Nigger shit. Nigger, nigger, nigger, shit. 1271 01:10:55,628 --> 01:10:57,198 Nigger shit. Nigger shit. 1272 01:11:00,568 --> 01:11:03,334 Nigger shit. Nigger shit. Nigger, nigger, nigger, shit. 1273 01:11:03,336 --> 01:11:06,571 Nigger shit. Nigger shit. Nigger, nigger, nigger, shit. 1274 01:12:06,668 --> 01:12:08,535 Go through that big ass foyer. 1275 01:12:08,537 --> 01:12:10,137 Go through the door next to the stairs. 1276 01:12:10,139 --> 01:12:12,940 Go down the other stairs. Hang a left. 1277 01:12:12,942 --> 01:12:15,310 Go to the end of the hallway. 1278 01:12:15,312 --> 01:12:16,712 Then make a right. 1279 01:12:16,714 --> 01:12:18,846 You'll see it. 1280 01:12:18,848 --> 01:12:21,048 Big magenta color doors. At the end of the halls. 1281 01:12:21,050 --> 01:12:22,617 Steve Lift will be waiting for you. 1282 01:12:22,619 --> 01:12:23,888 He wants you in there. 1283 01:12:25,421 --> 01:12:29,724 Look here, young blood. We don't cry about the shit that should be. 1284 01:12:29,726 --> 01:12:32,227 We just thrive on what is and what is... 1285 01:12:32,229 --> 01:12:33,732 opportunity. 1286 01:12:34,898 --> 01:12:36,968 This could be big, Cassius. 1287 01:12:38,335 --> 01:12:40,268 Don't do that thing. 1288 01:12:40,270 --> 01:12:43,041 - What thing? - That thing where you fuck it up. 1289 01:12:45,742 --> 01:12:47,211 Please, though. 1290 01:14:03,723 --> 01:14:05,058 Heads up. 1291 01:14:06,125 --> 01:14:09,128 This place is fucking nuts, man. 1292 01:14:09,130 --> 01:14:11,097 Thank you. I will accept your backhanded compliment. 1293 01:14:11,099 --> 01:14:14,068 Please. Take a seat, Mr. Cassius Green. 1294 01:14:18,473 --> 01:14:21,040 - How's your head, you alright? - No, it's perfect. 1295 01:14:21,042 --> 01:14:23,642 Well, here, in this lair 1296 01:14:23,644 --> 01:14:25,110 we do no line before its time. 1297 01:14:25,112 --> 01:14:27,247 And for you, my friend, it is time. 1298 01:14:27,249 --> 01:14:31,184 Cause you are rolling with the big dogs now. 1299 01:14:31,186 --> 01:14:32,589 Fuck it! 1300 01:14:42,431 --> 01:14:45,165 Fuck! It's strong, man! 1301 01:14:45,167 --> 01:14:48,436 Oh yeah. I have a proposition for you, Cash. 1302 01:14:48,438 --> 01:14:51,905 I will listen to your proposition, Stevie. 1303 01:14:51,907 --> 01:14:55,809 I want you at WorryFree. 1304 01:14:55,811 --> 01:14:57,780 I see something in you. 1305 01:14:57,782 --> 01:14:59,281 I think that you are more 1306 01:14:59,283 --> 01:15:01,015 than just the world's greatest telemarketer 1307 01:15:01,017 --> 01:15:02,617 since Hal Jameson. 1308 01:15:02,619 --> 01:15:04,687 You know what that's very interesting. 1309 01:15:04,689 --> 01:15:05,720 Boring, though. 1310 01:15:05,722 --> 01:15:07,621 I want to talk about the dollars 1311 01:15:07,623 --> 01:15:09,057 and zeros and the commas and shit. 1312 01:15:09,059 --> 01:15:10,625 Cocky. I like it. 1313 01:15:10,627 --> 01:15:12,494 Watch this little video proposal we put together 1314 01:15:12,496 --> 01:15:14,228 and you'll understand everything. Alright? 1315 01:15:20,038 --> 01:15:21,837 You know, I kind of got to piss. 1316 01:15:21,839 --> 01:15:23,238 So, could we, like, kind of watch this 1317 01:15:23,240 --> 01:15:24,707 after I get back from the bathroom? 1318 01:15:24,709 --> 01:15:25,978 No. 1319 01:15:30,948 --> 01:15:32,782 Hell, I got to piss, man. 1320 01:15:32,784 --> 01:15:34,384 Okay fine. Out the door, 1321 01:15:34,386 --> 01:15:36,485 halfway down the hallway, jade door. 1322 01:15:36,487 --> 01:15:37,890 Jade door, okay. 1323 01:15:51,436 --> 01:15:52,604 Okay... 1324 01:15:55,307 --> 01:15:56,376 Wow... 1325 01:15:57,343 --> 01:15:58,411 Alright... 1326 01:16:01,479 --> 01:16:03,447 Shit... 1327 01:16:03,449 --> 01:16:04,651 One stall. 1328 01:16:05,718 --> 01:16:08,887 Hey, you on your way in or out, man? 1329 01:16:08,889 --> 01:16:10,424 Can you help me? 1330 01:16:12,826 --> 01:16:15,526 No. No, I can't. Sorry. 1331 01:16:15,528 --> 01:16:17,762 Please. Could you help me? 1332 01:16:17,764 --> 01:16:20,968 Fucked up, man. I'm really hurt. 1333 01:16:23,937 --> 01:16:27,308 Oh, shit. Okay. 1334 01:16:28,642 --> 01:16:30,176 Just hold on, man. 1335 01:16:36,884 --> 01:16:39,919 Please... help me. 1336 01:16:39,921 --> 01:16:42,955 Help me! Help me! 1337 01:16:47,561 --> 01:16:50,562 No, no, no, no, no, no! Don't touch me. 1338 01:16:50,564 --> 01:16:52,967 - Help us! - Help me! 1339 01:16:58,841 --> 01:17:00,239 Hey, what the fuck! 1340 01:17:00,241 --> 01:17:03,044 What the fuck, man! 1341 01:17:04,079 --> 01:17:06,913 - I said the jade door. - That is the jade door. 1342 01:17:06,915 --> 01:17:08,114 No, that's an olive door. 1343 01:17:08,116 --> 01:17:09,616 That's very clearly an olive door. 1344 01:17:09,618 --> 01:17:10,884 That's a jade door. 1345 01:17:10,886 --> 01:17:12,419 Look, you got to get me the fuck out of here. 1346 01:17:12,421 --> 01:17:15,688 Okay, calm, calm. This is a big misunderstanding. Okay? 1347 01:17:15,690 --> 01:17:17,390 Let's just take a deep breath and calm down. 1348 01:17:17,392 --> 01:17:18,724 We're gonna go back to my office. 1349 01:17:18,726 --> 01:17:20,161 I'm gonna explain everything to you, alright? 1350 01:17:20,163 --> 01:17:21,395 Wait, do you still have to pee? 1351 01:17:21,397 --> 01:17:23,597 I mean, I pissed on myself, man. 1352 01:17:23,599 --> 01:17:25,332 So, no I don't have to pee. 1353 01:17:25,334 --> 01:17:26,967 Look, I got to get the fuck out of here. 1354 01:17:26,969 --> 01:17:28,371 No, no, no, no, no, no... 1355 01:17:30,807 --> 01:17:32,405 Here's the deal. 1356 01:17:32,407 --> 01:17:35,210 I can't let you leave without explaining everything. Alright? 1357 01:17:35,212 --> 01:17:36,578 And if you'd even seen the video 1358 01:17:36,580 --> 01:17:38,512 before you went in there you wouldn't even be scared. 1359 01:17:38,514 --> 01:17:41,284 What the fuck was that thing in there, man? 1360 01:17:42,384 --> 01:17:43,454 It's... 1361 01:17:46,857 --> 01:17:48,656 the video is gonna show you everything. 1362 01:17:48,658 --> 01:17:50,060 Don't worry about it. 1363 01:17:56,733 --> 01:17:59,469 There's a lot of production value in this. 1364 01:18:09,180 --> 01:18:11,681 Since the dawn of time, 1365 01:18:11,683 --> 01:18:14,884 or least since before anyone cares to remember 1366 01:18:14,886 --> 01:18:17,422 we have used our wits to survive. 1367 01:18:19,623 --> 01:18:21,891 But what has allowed us to thrive 1368 01:18:21,893 --> 01:18:24,160 was our use of tools. 1369 01:18:24,162 --> 01:18:26,498 A natural development. 1370 01:18:28,934 --> 01:18:31,099 But what are tools 1371 01:18:31,101 --> 01:18:33,103 if not extensions of the appendages 1372 01:18:33,105 --> 01:18:34,507 with which we were born? 1373 01:18:35,908 --> 01:18:39,079 Humans have modified ourselves throughout history. 1374 01:18:40,244 --> 01:18:43,045 We train ourselves to fight. 1375 01:18:43,047 --> 01:18:45,081 We work out. 1376 01:18:45,083 --> 01:18:46,582 We study. 1377 01:18:46,584 --> 01:18:49,253 Worryfree is carrying forward this lineage 1378 01:18:49,255 --> 01:18:52,825 of natural developments that began in prehistoric time. 1379 01:18:56,596 --> 01:18:59,834 We realize that human labor has its limitations. 1380 01:19:02,869 --> 01:19:06,004 And, so, our scientists have discovered a way. 1381 01:19:06,006 --> 01:19:09,140 A chemical change to make humans stronger, 1382 01:19:09,142 --> 01:19:11,210 more obedient, more durable 1383 01:19:11,212 --> 01:19:14,513 and therefore more efficient and profitable. 1384 01:19:14,515 --> 01:19:17,315 We are proud to announce to our shareholders 1385 01:19:17,317 --> 01:19:22,120 that a new day in human productivity is dawning. 1386 01:19:22,122 --> 01:19:24,155 Our workforce of Equisapiens 1387 01:19:24,157 --> 01:19:25,557 will make Worryfree 1388 01:19:25,559 --> 01:19:28,696 the most profitable company in human history. 1389 01:19:29,964 --> 01:19:31,564 And you, our shareholders, 1390 01:19:31,566 --> 01:19:34,199 will be a part of that history. 1391 01:19:34,201 --> 01:19:37,203 See? It's all just a big misunderstanding. 1392 01:19:37,205 --> 01:19:40,405 This ain't no fucking misunderstanding, man! 1393 01:19:40,407 --> 01:19:44,878 So, you making half-human, half-horse fucking things 1394 01:19:44,880 --> 01:19:46,246 so you can make more money? 1395 01:19:46,248 --> 01:19:47,548 Yeah, basically. 1396 01:19:47,550 --> 01:19:50,182 I just didn't want you to think I was crazy. 1397 01:19:50,184 --> 01:19:51,785 That I was doing this for no reason. 1398 01:19:51,787 --> 01:19:54,120 Because this isn't irrational. 1399 01:19:54,122 --> 01:19:55,688 Oh. 1400 01:19:55,690 --> 01:19:56,923 Cool. Alright. 1401 01:19:56,925 --> 01:19:58,225 Cool. No, I understand. 1402 01:19:58,227 --> 01:20:00,060 I just I just got to leave now, man. 1403 01:20:00,062 --> 01:20:02,061 So, please get the fuck out of my way. 1404 01:20:02,063 --> 01:20:03,163 We haven't finished the movie. 1405 01:20:03,165 --> 01:20:04,498 Call me about that next week, please. 1406 01:20:04,500 --> 01:20:06,199 And then we'll talk about it. 1407 01:20:06,201 --> 01:20:08,303 Sit in that chair 1408 01:20:08,305 --> 01:20:10,338 and we're gonna watch this movie. 1409 01:20:10,340 --> 01:20:12,409 And then I'm gonna make you a proposal. 1410 01:20:13,310 --> 01:20:14,778 Come on. 1411 01:20:20,850 --> 01:20:23,049 Our worker modification process 1412 01:20:23,051 --> 01:20:25,188 is simple and rather quick. 1413 01:20:31,027 --> 01:20:33,062 It works for 70% of humans 1414 01:20:33,064 --> 01:20:35,333 who take the fusing catalyst. 1415 01:20:50,681 --> 01:20:52,081 And, see, this is how we begin 1416 01:20:52,083 --> 01:20:53,815 the process of the transformation. 1417 01:20:53,817 --> 01:20:55,484 They take what's called the fusing catalyst. And what happens is... 1418 01:20:55,486 --> 01:20:57,353 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait a minute, man. 1419 01:20:57,355 --> 01:21:00,289 What the fuck did you give me to snort? Huh? 1420 01:21:00,291 --> 01:21:02,158 What the... what the fuck was that? 1421 01:21:02,160 --> 01:21:03,458 - Wait, what? - What did I snort?! 1422 01:21:03,460 --> 01:21:04,728 Cause I'm, I'm not even fucking high. 1423 01:21:04,730 --> 01:21:06,729 You're not what? Wait, wait wait. Wait. 1424 01:21:06,731 --> 01:21:09,564 No, I don't give a fuck about that anymore, alright? 1425 01:21:09,566 --> 01:21:10,966 I don't give a fuck about that shit. 1426 01:21:10,968 --> 01:21:12,202 If you had me snort some shit 1427 01:21:12,204 --> 01:21:13,369 that's gonna have me mutated man 1428 01:21:13,371 --> 01:21:15,171 I want you to fucking shoot me! 1429 01:21:15,173 --> 01:21:18,440 Cash. What you snorted was 100% Peruvian, man. 1430 01:21:18,442 --> 01:21:20,311 I need you to be a little bit more particular, man. 1431 01:21:20,313 --> 01:21:23,213 You know, they got fucking horses in Peru, probably. 1432 01:21:23,215 --> 01:21:26,182 - Motherfucker! - You're gonna get semantic on me? 1433 01:21:26,184 --> 01:21:27,351 No, I'm not getting semantic. 1434 01:21:27,353 --> 01:21:28,686 You're the one that's being semantic 1435 01:21:28,688 --> 01:21:30,553 if you refer to the fucking horses as a 100%. 1436 01:21:30,555 --> 01:21:32,189 Fuck that. It doesn't even matter. 1437 01:21:32,191 --> 01:21:33,457 Was it coke? Was it not coke? 1438 01:21:33,459 --> 01:21:36,327 - What was it? - Cash. It was coke. 1439 01:21:36,329 --> 01:21:38,396 Calm down, man. 1440 01:21:38,398 --> 01:21:40,230 You're... I wouldn't just give you 1441 01:21:40,232 --> 01:21:41,964 the fusing catalyst without telling you. 1442 01:21:41,966 --> 01:21:44,235 I'm not evil. Okay? 1443 01:21:44,237 --> 01:21:45,704 The reason you're not high 1444 01:21:45,706 --> 01:21:48,507 is because your adrenaline is pumping so hard right now 1445 01:21:48,509 --> 01:21:49,941 that to be perfectly honest 1446 01:21:49,943 --> 01:21:52,843 you're starting to harsh both of our mellows. Okay? 1447 01:21:52,845 --> 01:21:55,914 So, sit down and just take a breath, man. 1448 01:21:55,916 --> 01:21:57,016 It's fucking adrenaline. 1449 01:21:57,018 --> 01:21:58,916 Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. 1450 01:21:58,918 --> 01:22:01,085 It's fine, okay. Just breathe. 1451 01:22:01,087 --> 01:22:02,855 Okay? 1452 01:22:02,857 --> 01:22:04,889 Fucking bitch... 1453 01:22:04,891 --> 01:22:06,657 Okay? 1454 01:22:06,659 --> 01:22:10,899 Now, the proposal that I want to make you is this... 1455 01:22:11,733 --> 01:22:14,599 That is the future of labor. Okay? 1456 01:22:14,601 --> 01:22:16,669 They're bigger. They're stronger. 1457 01:22:16,671 --> 01:22:18,371 They hopefully gripe a lot less. 1458 01:22:18,373 --> 01:22:22,375 And also, soon, I'm gonna have millions of them. 1459 01:22:22,377 --> 01:22:23,541 Fucking crazy... 1460 01:22:23,543 --> 01:22:25,243 They're gonna form their own society. 1461 01:22:25,245 --> 01:22:27,179 They'll probably form their own culture. 1462 01:22:27,181 --> 01:22:28,915 Then maybe they want to organize. 1463 01:22:28,917 --> 01:22:30,316 Maybe they want to rebel. 1464 01:22:30,318 --> 01:22:33,586 And that's why we need someone on the inside 1465 01:22:33,588 --> 01:22:37,123 who represents Worryfree's needs. 1466 01:22:37,125 --> 01:22:39,395 Someone they can relate to. 1467 01:22:40,294 --> 01:22:42,394 To manage it. 1468 01:22:42,396 --> 01:22:44,064 For fucking horse people. 1469 01:22:44,066 --> 01:22:46,233 No. No. 1470 01:22:46,235 --> 01:22:51,304 The Equisapien Martin Luther King, Junior. 1471 01:22:51,306 --> 01:22:53,873 But one that we create. 1472 01:22:53,875 --> 01:22:55,642 One that we control. 1473 01:22:55,644 --> 01:22:58,779 So, you want to... want to have a false leader 1474 01:22:58,781 --> 01:23:00,815 for these fucking horse people. 1475 01:23:00,817 --> 01:23:03,318 But at the same time, he works for you? 1476 01:23:03,320 --> 01:23:05,789 Yeah. Keeps shit simple. 1477 01:23:08,491 --> 01:23:10,557 Well, why the fuck did you choose me? 1478 01:23:10,559 --> 01:23:12,025 Out of everybody you could have chose, 1479 01:23:12,027 --> 01:23:13,093 why did you pick me? 1480 01:23:13,095 --> 01:23:15,497 - For what? - Cash. Cash. 1481 01:23:15,499 --> 01:23:19,033 You are awesome. 1482 01:23:19,035 --> 01:23:21,602 I've never seen anyone go through the ranks 1483 01:23:21,604 --> 01:23:23,638 at Regalview like you did. 1484 01:23:23,640 --> 01:23:27,075 And I want someone like that at Worryfree. 1485 01:23:27,077 --> 01:23:28,509 Someone hungry. 1486 01:23:28,511 --> 01:23:30,579 Someone who'll fucking shank their own friend in the back 1487 01:23:30,581 --> 01:23:32,914 if it means getting what they want. 1488 01:23:32,916 --> 01:23:36,052 Now, look, I can see that you're freaked out. 1489 01:23:36,054 --> 01:23:38,119 And that you want to say no. 1490 01:23:38,121 --> 01:23:41,058 But I wouldn't do that before you see what I'm offering. 1491 01:23:48,333 --> 01:23:49,732 No, man. No, no. 1492 01:23:49,734 --> 01:23:51,268 There's no fucking amount of money 1493 01:23:51,270 --> 01:23:52,902 that will make me do that shit. 1494 01:23:52,904 --> 01:23:54,138 Two things. 1495 01:23:54,140 --> 01:23:56,039 One: it's a short-term contract. 1496 01:23:56,041 --> 01:23:57,874 Five years. Done. 1497 01:23:57,876 --> 01:23:59,910 Then we give you the diffuser antidote 1498 01:23:59,912 --> 01:24:01,210 special sauce serum 1499 01:24:01,212 --> 01:24:02,711 and you're back to normal. 1500 01:24:02,713 --> 01:24:06,183 And the second one, and I want you to remember this. 1501 01:24:06,185 --> 01:24:08,688 You're gonna have a horse cock. 1502 01:24:10,289 --> 01:24:14,024 What the fuck is a special antidote sauce serum. What the f... 1503 01:24:14,026 --> 01:24:15,593 It sounds like you made that shit up, man. 1504 01:24:15,595 --> 01:24:16,727 That shit ain't real. 1505 01:24:16,729 --> 01:24:19,529 No, it's real. And so is my offer. 1506 01:24:19,531 --> 01:24:22,366 Five years as our man amongst horses. 1507 01:24:22,368 --> 01:24:25,071 For one hundred million dollars. 1508 01:24:26,405 --> 01:24:28,238 Just go sleep on it. Okay? 1509 01:24:28,240 --> 01:24:31,978 And after that, holla at your boy. Okay. 1510 01:24:32,713 --> 01:24:35,883 Get out in that party and go fuck something. 1511 01:25:04,845 --> 01:25:08,049 Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. 1512 01:25:10,484 --> 01:25:13,188 Fuck! Fuck! 1513 01:25:24,600 --> 01:25:26,870 Where's my cell phone? 1514 01:25:34,143 --> 01:25:36,443 San Francisco Chronicle, good morning. 1515 01:25:36,445 --> 01:25:38,379 Um... Eric. Eric Arnold, please. 1516 01:25:38,381 --> 01:25:39,649 One moment. 1517 01:25:40,483 --> 01:25:42,081 Hello. 1518 01:25:42,083 --> 01:25:45,019 Okay, Eric Arnold. My name is Cassius Green. 1519 01:25:45,021 --> 01:25:47,522 I have some important information. 1520 01:25:47,524 --> 01:25:48,991 Some very, very important information 1521 01:25:48,993 --> 01:25:51,926 that I think you would really, really be interested in. 1522 01:25:51,928 --> 01:25:55,930 - Okay, shoot. - Okay, uh... alright. 1523 01:25:55,932 --> 01:25:59,000 They turning motherfuckers into horse-people. 1524 01:25:59,002 --> 01:26:02,437 Horse... half-horse, half-human people that work. Alright. 1525 01:26:02,439 --> 01:26:04,539 Look, they have you snort some fucking coke, 1526 01:26:04,541 --> 01:26:06,008 and, well, it's not really coke, 1527 01:26:06,010 --> 01:26:08,043 but you snort it and it has your nostrils get all big 1528 01:26:08,045 --> 01:26:09,744 and then you get a horse dick and shit. 1529 01:26:09,746 --> 01:26:13,114 And listen... listen, you got to get this story out here, man, 1530 01:26:13,116 --> 01:26:15,050 because look, you put... 1531 01:26:15,052 --> 01:26:16,018 Jake? 1532 01:26:16,020 --> 01:26:19,055 What you talking about? No. Cassius. 1533 01:26:19,057 --> 01:26:20,890 Cassius Green. 1534 01:26:24,361 --> 01:26:26,060 The first thing we're gonna do 1535 01:26:26,062 --> 01:26:29,033 is cut a little nib into the cola can. 1536 01:26:34,072 --> 01:26:38,677 Voila! "Have a cola and smile, bitch," wig! 1537 01:26:41,647 --> 01:26:44,650 Fuck! Where the fuck is my cellphone?! 1538 01:26:46,918 --> 01:26:48,485 And the strangest thing 1539 01:26:48,487 --> 01:26:49,953 to happen in advertising history 1540 01:26:49,955 --> 01:26:52,122 Soda Cola has announced working with Cynthia Rose, 1541 01:26:52,124 --> 01:26:54,892 the foul-mouthed heroine with perfect aim 1542 01:26:54,894 --> 01:26:57,795 from the "Cola-and-Smile-Bitch" YouTube clip. 1543 01:26:57,797 --> 01:26:59,629 Rose reportedly signed for an amount of money 1544 01:26:59,631 --> 01:27:01,365 that could buy four white babies. 1545 01:27:01,367 --> 01:27:03,968 The strike breaker who's hilariously pegged in that clip 1546 01:27:03,970 --> 01:27:05,102 has been revealed to be named... 1547 01:27:05,104 --> 01:27:06,704 - Cassius Green. - Cassius Green. 1548 01:27:06,706 --> 01:27:09,039 Alright Doc, now I'm, uh... 1549 01:27:09,041 --> 01:27:10,642 I got a little worried, you know. 1550 01:27:10,644 --> 01:27:12,610 Because I was looking at it maybe from up here. 1551 01:27:12,612 --> 01:27:14,611 But that it might be different. 1552 01:27:14,613 --> 01:27:16,049 Is it bigger? 1553 01:27:18,617 --> 01:27:20,619 No. No, it's the same size. 1554 01:27:20,621 --> 01:27:22,086 I mean, I'm glad you're feeling yourself. 1555 01:27:22,088 --> 01:27:24,322 Is that why you tried to booty call me last night? 1556 01:27:24,324 --> 01:27:27,858 I didn't try to booty call you. I lost my phone. I told you. 1557 01:27:27,860 --> 01:27:29,695 It doesn't matter. I got a new one. 1558 01:27:29,697 --> 01:27:31,162 What is up with you, Cash? 1559 01:27:31,164 --> 01:27:33,631 You called me at 3:23. You left a video message. 1560 01:27:33,633 --> 01:27:34,799 I didn't check it, 1561 01:27:34,801 --> 01:27:35,901 cause I assumed it was lude as fuck 1562 01:27:35,903 --> 01:27:37,103 and I wasn't trying to do that... 1563 01:27:37,105 --> 01:27:38,306 Can I see that? 1564 01:27:39,539 --> 01:27:40,908 Come on. 1565 01:27:48,616 --> 01:27:52,652 We're hurting! We're hurting! 1566 01:27:52,654 --> 01:27:54,354 Help us! Help us! 1567 01:27:54,356 --> 01:27:56,688 Get back in there. Get in there. 1568 01:27:56,690 --> 01:27:58,192 Help us! 1569 01:27:59,794 --> 01:28:01,462 We're hurting! 1570 01:28:02,230 --> 01:28:04,398 Security code cleared. 1571 01:28:04,400 --> 01:28:05,931 Love of Christ. 1572 01:28:05,933 --> 01:28:08,034 If your beautiful perversions don't shut the fuck up, 1573 01:28:08,036 --> 01:28:10,839 I will turn you all into glue! 1574 01:28:11,773 --> 01:28:13,375 I found my phone. 1575 01:28:24,320 --> 01:28:25,886 I don't know, Cash... 1576 01:28:25,888 --> 01:28:28,622 You got to do something. People got to know. 1577 01:28:28,624 --> 01:28:30,859 Right? Honey, you got to tell them, right? 1578 01:28:30,861 --> 01:28:32,162 Yeah. Yeah I mean... 1579 01:28:33,063 --> 01:28:34,829 - Why did you show... - I don't know, alright. 1580 01:28:34,831 --> 01:28:36,298 I snorted something that was... 1581 01:28:36,300 --> 01:28:37,565 I thought it was activated 1582 01:28:37,567 --> 01:28:39,234 but it turned out it was just coke... 1583 01:28:39,236 --> 01:28:41,268 But why did you focus on your dick, though? 1584 01:28:41,270 --> 01:28:42,437 They have big nostrils 1585 01:28:42,439 --> 01:28:44,138 you could have just asked me to check your nostrils. 1586 01:28:44,140 --> 01:28:46,143 - Okay check ‘em, check ‘em. - Okay, okay. 1587 01:28:47,376 --> 01:28:48,677 Yeah, they look bigger. 1588 01:28:48,679 --> 01:28:50,244 - No, they don't. - I think that's just cause... 1589 01:28:50,246 --> 01:28:52,146 - Yeah. You're flaring them. - No, I'm not flaring them. 1590 01:28:52,148 --> 01:28:53,649 - You are, you are. - No, I'm not. 1591 01:28:53,651 --> 01:28:55,286 Just relax them a little bit so I can see. 1592 01:28:56,554 --> 01:28:59,755 Okay. Look, listen. They're normal size. They look normal size. 1593 01:28:59,757 --> 01:29:01,425 They look normal size. 1594 01:29:23,815 --> 01:29:24,915 I need you to know... 1595 01:29:24,917 --> 01:29:27,317 I want to be clear... 1596 01:29:27,319 --> 01:29:28,919 this can't happen again. 1597 01:29:28,921 --> 01:29:30,720 I'm not going back. 1598 01:29:30,722 --> 01:29:33,356 I'm not going to be a fucking Power Caller. 1599 01:29:33,358 --> 01:29:35,224 That's a good decision. 1600 01:29:35,226 --> 01:29:36,425 But I... 1601 01:29:36,427 --> 01:29:38,295 - I still have problems with all this. - I'm not... 1602 01:29:38,297 --> 01:29:40,563 Only something happening to you turned you against them. 1603 01:29:40,565 --> 01:29:42,331 Okay. But I know how they view me. 1604 01:29:42,333 --> 01:29:44,269 How I look in the eyes 1605 01:29:44,271 --> 01:29:46,171 of fucking Worryfree and Regalview. 1606 01:29:46,173 --> 01:29:49,774 They just view me as another one of their fucking creatures 1607 01:29:49,776 --> 01:29:52,913 to control and to manipulate. And that's not me. 1608 01:29:54,780 --> 01:29:56,048 Good. 1609 01:29:57,450 --> 01:29:58,519 Good. 1610 01:30:01,454 --> 01:30:03,523 That doesn't change what I said about us. 1611 01:30:05,859 --> 01:30:07,993 And also, I kind of messed around 1612 01:30:07,995 --> 01:30:09,227 with somebody last night. 1613 01:30:09,229 --> 01:30:10,999 What? Wait... 1614 01:30:11,732 --> 01:30:13,664 what do you mean you kind of... 1615 01:30:13,666 --> 01:30:15,367 I need you to explain that one 1616 01:30:15,369 --> 01:30:16,668 cause I don't understand 1617 01:30:16,670 --> 01:30:20,374 what you mean by you kind of messed around with somebody. 1618 01:30:21,308 --> 01:30:24,510 - I mean did you... - Everything but. 1619 01:30:24,512 --> 01:30:25,644 Everything but. 1620 01:30:25,646 --> 01:30:26,845 You see, that's almost worse than 1621 01:30:26,847 --> 01:30:28,379 anything I can imagine in my mind. 1622 01:30:28,381 --> 01:30:32,822 - Everything but. So, did you... - Cassius we were broken up. 1623 01:30:33,755 --> 01:30:35,621 Okay? It's over. 1624 01:30:35,623 --> 01:30:38,359 It's me and you that shouldn't have messed around tonight. 1625 01:30:48,636 --> 01:30:50,840 You want to know who it was? 1626 01:30:52,608 --> 01:30:54,340 Do you plan on fucking 1627 01:30:54,342 --> 01:30:57,279 or "everything but"-ting with that person again? 1628 01:30:58,448 --> 01:30:59,516 No. 1629 01:31:01,717 --> 01:31:04,421 Nah. No, I don't want to know, then. 1630 01:31:06,989 --> 01:31:09,059 No, I don't want to know. 1631 01:31:37,187 --> 01:31:39,623 I have absolutely no idea what this is about. 1632 01:31:40,457 --> 01:31:42,958 Maybe it's saying that capitalism dehumanizes them. 1633 01:31:42,960 --> 01:31:45,328 Maybe the artist is being literal. 1634 01:31:45,330 --> 01:31:48,498 Maybe Worryfree is turning workers into horses. 1635 01:31:48,500 --> 01:31:50,435 And literally fucking them? 1636 01:32:02,746 --> 01:32:03,880 Hey, bro. 1637 01:32:03,882 --> 01:32:05,213 Ain't you the dude from the clip 1638 01:32:05,215 --> 01:32:06,816 that got hit in the head with the can? 1639 01:32:06,818 --> 01:32:09,186 No. No, everybody thinks that's me, man. 1640 01:32:09,188 --> 01:32:11,288 - But that's not me. - What's wrong with your head then? 1641 01:32:11,290 --> 01:32:12,890 Man, everybody thinks that's... 1642 01:32:12,892 --> 01:32:14,324 That's you, that shit is funny! 1643 01:32:14,326 --> 01:32:17,596 - What the fuck, man?! - For you lyin'! 1644 01:32:28,407 --> 01:32:29,608 That's alright. 1645 01:32:30,877 --> 01:32:32,146 Happen to the best of us. 1646 01:32:36,850 --> 01:32:38,118 Walk it off. 1647 01:32:47,159 --> 01:32:48,492 This is Cassius Green 1648 01:32:48,494 --> 01:32:50,495 from "Have-A-Cola And-A-Smile-Bitch" fame. 1649 01:32:50,497 --> 01:32:52,299 I want to be on your show tomorrow. 1650 01:32:53,466 --> 01:32:57,705 "Have a Cola and smile, Bitch" 1651 01:33:08,483 --> 01:33:11,483 "I Got the Shit Kicked Out Of Me" 1652 01:33:11,485 --> 01:33:14,653 Today, YouTube sensation Cassius Green is here. 1653 01:33:14,655 --> 01:33:16,921 You had 500 million people 1654 01:33:16,923 --> 01:33:18,357 watch you get pegged to the noggin 1655 01:33:18,359 --> 01:33:20,460 and get utterly humiliated. It was effin hilarious. 1656 01:33:20,462 --> 01:33:22,295 The way your hair went up like that... 1657 01:33:24,032 --> 01:33:25,931 The whole world is laughing ‘til they pissed. 1658 01:33:27,268 --> 01:33:30,203 Well, I got a new clip that I need you to play 1659 01:33:30,205 --> 01:33:32,037 and the only reason I came on the show 1660 01:33:32,039 --> 01:33:33,940 was because you agreed to show this clip 1661 01:33:33,942 --> 01:33:36,176 to your 150 million viewers. 1662 01:33:36,178 --> 01:33:38,077 Well, if you want some ass, you have to bring some ass. 1663 01:33:38,079 --> 01:33:39,746 So, we'll get ready for an ass whipping, 1664 01:33:39,748 --> 01:33:41,079 then jump in the shit tank. 1665 01:33:41,081 --> 01:33:42,583 Then we'll play your clip. 1666 01:34:02,405 --> 01:34:04,739 Could you play my clip now, please? 1667 01:34:04,741 --> 01:34:06,073 Okay. 1668 01:34:06,075 --> 01:34:09,044 Is it as crazy as the cola-and-a-smile-bitch clip? 1669 01:34:09,046 --> 01:34:10,512 Not possible. 1670 01:34:11,849 --> 01:34:13,981 It's crazy, Mary. 1671 01:34:13,983 --> 01:34:16,618 - It's fucking crazy. - Woo-hoo. 1672 01:34:16,620 --> 01:34:18,087 Let's roll the clip. 1673 01:34:18,089 --> 01:34:21,022 Help us. We're hurting! 1674 01:34:21,024 --> 01:34:22,958 We're hurting! 1675 01:34:22,960 --> 01:34:25,828 If you beautiful perversions don't shut the fuck up, 1676 01:34:25,830 --> 01:34:28,696 I will turn you all into glue! 1677 01:34:30,502 --> 01:34:32,369 As a Power Caller for Regalview, 1678 01:34:32,371 --> 01:34:35,103 Worryfree was my premier client. 1679 01:34:35,105 --> 01:34:37,240 This is just incontrovertible proof 1680 01:34:37,242 --> 01:34:39,375 of Worryfree's evil practices. 1681 01:34:39,377 --> 01:34:42,411 They're turning humans into grotesque horse-people. 1682 01:34:42,413 --> 01:34:44,347 And I want the world to know 1683 01:34:44,349 --> 01:34:47,349 that... that... that they're manipulating humanity 1684 01:34:47,351 --> 01:34:48,951 for the sake of profit. 1685 01:34:48,953 --> 01:34:50,586 Now, we cannot let this go on. 1686 01:34:50,588 --> 01:34:52,921 You have to call your congressman, alright. 1687 01:34:52,923 --> 01:34:54,323 Call your local politicians 1688 01:34:54,325 --> 01:34:56,726 and let them know we will not stand for this. 1689 01:34:56,728 --> 01:34:58,095 It's been one day 1690 01:34:58,097 --> 01:35:00,296 since the viral celebrity leak to the world, 1691 01:35:00,298 --> 01:35:03,333 new scientific achievements made by Worryfree 1692 01:35:03,335 --> 01:35:05,435 and their genius CEO, Steve Lift, 1693 01:35:05,437 --> 01:35:08,337 which caused Worryfree stocks to sky rocket 1694 01:35:08,339 --> 01:35:11,242 at a rate faster than any other company in history. 1695 01:35:11,244 --> 01:35:12,876 House and Senate leaders 1696 01:35:12,878 --> 01:35:14,444 joined Lift in ringing the bell 1697 01:35:14,446 --> 01:35:17,080 to celebrate the record stock market rally 1698 01:35:17,082 --> 01:35:18,550 Worryfree's success has created. 1699 01:35:18,552 --> 01:35:19,619 Fuck you! 1700 01:35:20,553 --> 01:35:25,155 We are all sinners, but in every sinner lies a winner. 1701 01:35:25,157 --> 01:35:27,358 The Lord lifted you from the whore house, 1702 01:35:27,360 --> 01:35:29,895 you from flop house, you from drop house... 1703 01:35:33,133 --> 01:35:35,499 - Fuck! Fuck! - Out devil! 1704 01:35:35,501 --> 01:35:36,570 Fuck! 1705 01:35:46,279 --> 01:35:48,683 No. No. We're just doing dutch. 1706 01:35:52,886 --> 01:35:55,157 - Thanks for calling, man. - Yeah. 1707 01:35:55,991 --> 01:35:57,591 Look, I betrayed you. 1708 01:35:59,027 --> 01:36:00,892 I know it's not gonna change anything, 1709 01:36:00,894 --> 01:36:02,395 but I wanted to say I'm sorry. 1710 01:36:02,397 --> 01:36:06,802 - I acted stupid, I was... - Man, hey, we... we good. 1711 01:36:07,603 --> 01:36:10,036 Alright, but all you got to do is just... 1712 01:36:10,038 --> 01:36:11,571 just do right from now on, man. 1713 01:36:11,573 --> 01:36:13,307 Yeah, I know and that's what... 1714 01:36:13,309 --> 01:36:16,142 I tried to change it. I tried to stop it. But it's... 1715 01:36:16,144 --> 01:36:17,509 it's just right in front of their faces. 1716 01:36:17,511 --> 01:36:20,280 They're turning human beings into monstrosities 1717 01:36:20,282 --> 01:36:21,514 and nobody gives a fuck. 1718 01:36:21,516 --> 01:36:23,250 Most people that saw you on that screen 1719 01:36:23,252 --> 01:36:25,785 knew calling their congressman wasn't gonna do shit. 1720 01:36:25,787 --> 01:36:26,986 If you get shown a problem, 1721 01:36:26,988 --> 01:36:28,455 but have no idea how to control it, 1722 01:36:28,457 --> 01:36:30,724 then you just decide to get used to the problem. 1723 01:36:30,726 --> 01:36:34,897 Yeah, and that's why our plan for tomorrow... 1724 01:36:35,932 --> 01:36:37,898 is important. 1725 01:36:37,900 --> 01:36:39,200 ‘Cause if we stop them 1726 01:36:39,202 --> 01:36:42,268 from crossing the picket line this time we win. 1727 01:36:42,270 --> 01:36:45,139 - That's a good plan. - Yeah. 1728 01:36:45,141 --> 01:36:47,644 Tomorrow we show ‘em how to give fucks. 1729 01:36:52,082 --> 01:36:53,613 Ain't that about a... 1730 01:36:53,615 --> 01:36:56,585 - Happy Halloween - Look at that shit. You see that shit? 1731 01:36:56,587 --> 01:36:59,688 What the fuck is that about? What the fuck, man. 1732 01:36:59,690 --> 01:37:01,593 That's what I'm talking about. 1733 01:37:05,795 --> 01:37:09,601 - Get back in there! - We're hurting! Help us! 1734 01:37:16,339 --> 01:37:18,509 Security code cleared. 1735 01:37:25,084 --> 01:37:26,583 Fuck you, Regalview! 1736 01:37:26,585 --> 01:37:28,918 Fuck you, Regalview! Fuck you, Regalview! 1737 01:37:28,920 --> 01:37:31,454 None of the strikers here at the Regalview strike 1738 01:37:31,456 --> 01:37:33,388 will tell us why they're all wearing 1739 01:37:33,390 --> 01:37:36,959 their Cola-And A-Smile-Bitch wigs. 1740 01:37:36,961 --> 01:37:38,561 Although the strikers have been 1741 01:37:38,563 --> 01:37:40,730 extremely militant over the past weeks, 1742 01:37:40,732 --> 01:37:43,933 they've not been able to stop the Stackwater juggernaut 1743 01:37:43,935 --> 01:37:45,602 from breaking through the lines. 1744 01:37:45,604 --> 01:37:48,606 Scabs won't pass! Scabs won't pass! 1745 01:37:48,608 --> 01:37:51,674 Scabs won't pass! Scabs won't pass! 1746 01:37:51,676 --> 01:37:55,012 Scabs won't pass! Scabs won't pass! 1747 01:37:55,014 --> 01:37:57,013 Elbows and assholes, people! 1748 01:37:57,015 --> 01:37:58,284 Let's move! 1749 01:37:59,351 --> 01:38:02,151 Scabs won't pass! Scabs won't pass!... 1750 01:38:08,494 --> 01:38:11,429 Scabs won't pass! Scabs won't pass! 1751 01:38:11,431 --> 01:38:14,265 Scabs won't pass! Scabs won't pass! 1752 01:38:14,267 --> 01:38:15,899 Scabs won't pass! 1753 01:38:15,901 --> 01:38:18,970 Scabs won't pass! Scabs won't pass! 1754 01:38:23,877 --> 01:38:25,143 Oh! 1755 01:38:32,820 --> 01:38:34,953 The infamous Cassius Green, 1756 01:38:34,955 --> 01:38:37,857 former Power Caller and strike line crosser, 1757 01:38:37,859 --> 01:38:39,593 has switched sides. 1758 01:38:44,265 --> 01:38:46,535 - Yeah, man! - Yeah! 1759 01:39:00,315 --> 01:39:02,949 Looks like the Calvary's arrived, folks. 1760 01:39:22,272 --> 01:39:23,872 Get the fuck back! 1761 01:39:23,874 --> 01:39:25,475 This way! This way! 1762 01:39:27,743 --> 01:39:28,743 Come on! 1763 01:39:34,117 --> 01:39:35,150 Over here! Over here! 1764 01:39:39,154 --> 01:39:41,056 This is when the magic happens. 1765 01:39:41,058 --> 01:39:42,894 Get them here quick. 1766 01:39:50,268 --> 01:39:51,770 Hey, Cassius. 1767 01:40:14,191 --> 01:40:15,892 Look out! Look out! 1768 01:40:15,894 --> 01:40:17,795 Hey! Hey! 1769 01:40:21,999 --> 01:40:23,636 Let me out! 1770 01:40:26,271 --> 01:40:27,940 Hey! 1771 01:40:47,293 --> 01:40:49,094 Hold your ground! 1772 01:40:53,398 --> 01:40:56,036 Yes! Yes! 1773 01:41:33,774 --> 01:41:34,842 Wow! 1774 01:41:36,877 --> 01:41:37,977 Thank you. 1775 01:41:37,979 --> 01:41:40,280 We. Are Honored. 1776 01:41:40,282 --> 01:41:43,282 To. Be. In. Your. Presence. 1777 01:41:43,284 --> 01:41:46,219 Dude. I'm from East Oakland. 1778 01:41:46,221 --> 01:41:47,653 Talk regular. 1779 01:41:47,655 --> 01:41:49,456 My name is DeMarius. 1780 01:41:49,458 --> 01:41:50,723 Thanks for breaking us out. 1781 01:41:50,725 --> 01:41:54,796 Oh, I'm Cassius. Cassius Green. 1782 01:41:55,631 --> 01:41:56,900 No problem. 1783 01:41:59,467 --> 01:42:01,268 Worryfree is here. 1784 01:42:01,270 --> 01:42:03,640 Hey. Same struggle. 1785 01:42:04,606 --> 01:42:05,874 Same fight. 1786 01:42:08,645 --> 01:42:11,181 Equisapiens! Let's be out! 1787 01:42:17,788 --> 01:42:20,824 Equisapiens, thank you so much! 1788 01:42:24,727 --> 01:42:25,962 Hey! 1789 01:42:28,164 --> 01:42:30,000 Master mind. 1790 01:43:05,203 --> 01:43:06,703 Are you serious right now? 1791 01:43:06,705 --> 01:43:08,571 Serious as kicking the can. 1792 01:43:08,573 --> 01:43:09,972 Don't... don't play with me, Cash 1793 01:43:09,974 --> 01:43:11,642 cause that's some serious shit. 1794 01:43:11,644 --> 01:43:14,177 No, man. That's yours. 1795 01:43:14,179 --> 01:43:16,547 And I've got a car that'll do me just fine 1796 01:43:16,549 --> 01:43:18,685 til I get back to work at Regalview. 1797 01:43:21,688 --> 01:43:23,487 Plus, I wanted to say I'm sorry. 1798 01:43:23,489 --> 01:43:25,992 Cash, man. Look. 1799 01:43:26,725 --> 01:43:29,128 Just saying sorry is fine. 1800 01:43:31,396 --> 01:43:33,531 This is good. This is perfect. 1801 01:43:33,533 --> 01:43:35,031 This is the perfect apology. 1802 01:43:35,033 --> 01:43:37,938 I don't want disrespect you. You know this is cool, I'm... 1803 01:43:41,207 --> 01:43:42,275 Hey! 1804 01:43:45,512 --> 01:43:46,948 So, uh... 1805 01:43:47,815 --> 01:43:49,014 now that we won that strike 1806 01:43:49,016 --> 01:43:50,883 you cool coming back to work with us 1807 01:43:50,885 --> 01:43:54,252 lowly regular telemarketers. 1808 01:43:54,254 --> 01:43:55,786 Well, if the new and glorious 1809 01:43:55,788 --> 01:43:57,956 telemarketers union will have me. 1810 01:43:57,958 --> 01:43:59,993 You got to start fighting somewhere. 1811 01:44:01,227 --> 01:44:03,095 - Huh? - Alright, bro. 1812 01:44:03,097 --> 01:44:04,699 - Be good. - Mm-hmm. 1813 01:44:05,565 --> 01:44:07,368 Kiss already, huh? 1814 01:44:15,910 --> 01:44:18,880 So, what about being part of something important, huh? 1815 01:44:19,914 --> 01:44:20,979 Oh shit. 1816 01:44:20,981 --> 01:44:23,182 It looks like the sun is about to explode. 1817 01:44:23,184 --> 01:44:24,216 Oh my god... 1818 01:44:24,218 --> 01:44:25,286 Come here, sugar. 1819 01:44:28,589 --> 01:44:30,859 We are a part of something important. 1820 01:44:31,626 --> 01:44:33,263 Changing the world. 1821 01:44:35,665 --> 01:44:37,399 Before the sun explodes. 1822 01:44:42,036 --> 01:44:43,137 Well... 1823 01:44:43,139 --> 01:44:45,538 I couldn't come back to the exact same thing 1824 01:44:45,540 --> 01:44:47,876 after all that, right? 1825 01:44:57,787 --> 01:44:59,219 What happened? 1826 01:45:02,125 --> 01:45:03,728 What, Cash? 1827 01:45:40,664 --> 01:45:41,765 What? 1828 01:45:42,601 --> 01:45:45,034 I'm Cassius Green calling on behalf of 1829 01:45:45,036 --> 01:45:47,503 stomp a mud hole in your ass.com. 1830 01:45:47,505 --> 01:45:49,406 Sorry to bother you but... 1831 01:46:19,906 --> 01:46:21,341 ♫ Oh, yeah ♫ 1832 01:46:22,442 --> 01:46:23,577 ♫ Alright ♫ 1833 01:46:24,509 --> 01:46:25,579 ♫ Hell, yeah ♫ 1834 01:46:26,512 --> 01:46:27,581 ♫ That's right ♫ 1835 01:46:28,514 --> 01:46:29,583 ♫ Oh, yeah ♫ 1836 01:46:30,518 --> 01:46:31,586 ♫ Alright ♫ 1837 01:46:32,319 --> 01:46:35,422 ♫ Hell, yeah, that's tight ♫ 1838 01:46:36,489 --> 01:46:39,294 ♫ Hey, Hey ♫ 1839 01:46:40,227 --> 01:46:41,296 ♫ Hey ♫ 1840 01:46:42,229 --> 01:46:43,331 ♫ Hey ♫ 1841 01:46:44,264 --> 01:46:45,332 ♫ Hey ♫ 1842 01:46:46,267 --> 01:46:47,335 ♫ Hey ♫ 1843 01:46:48,269 --> 01:46:50,902 ♫ Hey, Hey ♫ 1844 01:46:50,904 --> 01:46:52,370 ♫ I'm Boots Riley, they ain't merc'd me yet ♫ 1845 01:46:52,372 --> 01:46:54,174 ♫ Gon' get shit popping like Percocet ♫ 1846 01:46:54,176 --> 01:46:56,142 ♫ Got pent up anger that ain't surfaced yet ♫ 1847 01:46:56,144 --> 01:46:58,245 ♫ Two stepping like the boss dispersed the check ♫ 1848 01:46:58,247 --> 01:47:00,178 ♫ Imagine this hymn is a hand grenade ♫ 1849 01:47:00,180 --> 01:47:02,147 ♫ Asphalt sheet rock serenade ♫ 1850 01:47:02,149 --> 01:47:03,951 ♫ Jack and Coke is the marinade ♫ 1851 01:47:03,953 --> 01:47:06,152 ♫ But we sober up quick at the barricades ♫ 1852 01:47:06,154 --> 01:47:08,088 ♫ Joint in my mouth, pass the fire ♫ 1853 01:47:08,090 --> 01:47:10,188 ♫ Everything out they mouth is a pacifier ♫ 1854 01:47:10,190 --> 01:47:12,058 ♫ I'm not preaching, ask the choir ♫ 1855 01:47:12,060 --> 01:47:14,160 ♫ The green one, the red one, pass the wire ♫ 1856 01:47:14,162 --> 01:47:16,129 ♫ Camel toe, camouflage with fashion ♫ 1857 01:47:16,131 --> 01:47:18,165 ♫ Passing the shell codes on to the assassin ♫ 1858 01:47:18,167 --> 01:47:20,067 ♫ Dash in security, mall expansion ♫ 1859 01:47:20,069 --> 01:47:22,372 ♫ Whatever I wear, know I'm here to be clashing ♫ 1860 01:47:23,439 --> 01:47:24,507 ♫ Oh, yeah ♫ 1861 01:47:25,440 --> 01:47:26,508 ♫ Alright ♫ 1862 01:47:27,442 --> 01:47:28,511 ♫ Hell, yeah ♫ 1863 01:47:29,445 --> 01:47:30,513 ♫ That's tight ♫ 1864 01:47:31,446 --> 01:47:32,515 ♫ Oh, yeah ♫ 1865 01:47:33,248 --> 01:47:36,318 ♫ Alright, Hell, yeah ♫ 1866 01:47:37,052 --> 01:47:38,320 ♫ That's tight ♫ 1867 01:47:39,055 --> 01:47:42,259 ♫ Hey, Hey ♫ 1868 01:47:42,992 --> 01:47:46,196 ♫ Hey, Hey ♫ 1869 01:47:46,964 --> 01:47:50,101 ♫ Hey, Hey ♫ 1870 01:47:50,867 --> 01:47:53,868 ♫ Hey, Hey ♫ 1871 01:47:53,870 --> 01:47:55,470 ♫ We came ♫ 1872 01:47:55,472 --> 01:47:56,872 ♫ To bleed ♫ 1873 01:47:56,874 --> 01:47:58,943 ♫ Electricity ♫ 1874 01:48:01,578 --> 01:48:04,680 ♫ We came to bleed ♫ 1875 01:48:04,682 --> 01:48:06,551 ♫ Electricity ♫138979

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