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Jesus, I'm raising five kids
and I didn't miss last week.
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What's your excuse?
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(CLATTERING)
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(SIGHS)
Carl!
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I tried to get your drugs,
but V has her cabinet locked up.
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And she's making me buy them now.
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- I may have found a liver.
- Really? Where?
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Your older sister, Sammi.
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A transplant? Oh, Frank.
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- I want to give you my liver.
- Really?
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- You okay?
- I could be better. You know, it's...
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- Different?
- Different, yeah.
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The Gallaghers moving up
the food chain.
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- So when do you plan on doing it?
- How do I start?
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Bam, you drop trou
and expos-ay some sex-ay.
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Does this make you cray?
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Uh... Um.
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So I invited my brother out
to dinner with us tonight.
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- They have single malt flights.
- Oh, no, no, no. Not tonight.
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Get it so I can drink vicariously
through you.
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- Here we go. Almost there, brother.
- Right by your right hand. Okay?
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Yeah.
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I'm not telling him, ever.
This did not happen.
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Oh, yes it did.
And it's gonna happen again, addict.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYS)
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You let some dude finger you
last night on the L?
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You make it sound so filthy.
And he's not just any dude.
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- No, he's your boyfriend's brother.
- I know.
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- Your boss's brother.
- I know, okay? I can't explain it.
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I can. Remember Shawn?
Did speedballs in front of Carl?
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You stayed with him for what,
five months?
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And then it was Jason, right?
Jason with the anger issues.
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I mean, if you consider
stabbing a guy for jumping the line
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- at the Cracker Barrel an issue.
- Yeah, I get it.
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And then there was Jimmy Steve.
The lying, married car thief.
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Fi, this job is a good thing
for you.
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It was a mistake, okay? It's over.
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It better be. I can't be over here
Dr. Phil-ing your ass.
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- I got to go to the Alibi.
- This early?
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Yeah, it saves Kev
from having to pay Kate overtime.
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Is he still freaking out
about the babies?
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And the bar.
Payroll taxes are due next week.
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Business license
has to be renewed, utilities.
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- Has anyone seen my lip gloss?
- Well, hi, Debs.
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- Carl!
- What?
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You're supposed
to make Liam breakfast.
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- It's not my job.
- It is your job.
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Relax, relax.
Here, more nutritious than makeup.
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Made a big sale yesterday.
Ten thousand units.
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"Congrats, Fiona! Great job!
We're so proud of you!"
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What?
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He's still not talking to you.
Lunch.
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You know, I used to be your sister,
not just an ATM.
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- I like that top. You look cute.
- Not trying to look cute.
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- I could walk you to school today.
- I'm not in the first grade.
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We just haven't
talked that much lately.
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And maybe that's my fault.
I haven't been around as much.
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- Yeah, don't you have to get to work?
- I can be late. Hey.
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Whatever you're going through,
guess what? I did too.
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Got plenty of time to grow up.
It's okay to just be a kid.
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- (DOOR CLOSES)
- (SIGHS)
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Careful you don't pass out
with all the blood rushing
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from your big head
to your little head.
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- (BOTH LAUGHING)
- Ow...
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I was beginning to wonder
when I'd get your motor revving.
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(CHUCKLING)
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Okay, I'm gonna go see
if they're ready yet.
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(EXHALES)
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Um...
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How soon do I go under the knife?
The transplant. How soon?
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Uh, assuming your donor
passes the cross match
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and oral glucosamine tests
without issue, then...
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She'll pass. She's my daughter.
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Then we'll have everything we need
from a medical standpoint.
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What does that mean?
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You don't have health insurance.
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That's what the ER is for.
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They don't do transplants in the ER.
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We're gonna have to put you
on a wait list
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with one of the few doctors
who perform transplants pro bono.
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Unfortunately,
that list is pretty long.
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- Weeks?
- More like years.
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- Years?
- A couple, unless it's dire.
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Dire? Well, um, I'm dying.
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So are the thousands of others
on the pro bono list.
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How much?
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If I pay for the operation myself,
how much?
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Transplant surgery
is a very complicated procedure
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involving more
than a dozen specialties
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and many different departments
of the hospital.
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Okay, it's a shakedown.
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Our glorious health care system
at work.
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How much?
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All in, 150 grand,
give or take 10,000.
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Ready.
The tests will be done by four.
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Come get me, and we'll celebrate.
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My daughter and I are very close.
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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- Three bucks a shot.
- Since when?
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00:08:02,066 --> 00:08:04,568
It ain't our fault
you got a herd of kids on the way.
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And it's not our fault that Stan
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never took care of the asbestos
upstairs.
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But guess who has to pay for it?
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Asbestos isn't so bad.
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I got lots of it in the ceiling
at my house, and look at me.
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VERONICA: Tell that to the city.
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If we don't get it removed,
they're gonna shut us down.
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- Removal company wants six grand.
- Might as well be six million.
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Fucking candy striper giving a look
like I'm a fucking degenerate.
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Egyptian royals, Incas, King Arthur,
they all kept it in the family.
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We probably still would if Oedipus
hadn't ruined it for all of us.
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So fine, cast the first stone.
But let me ask you.
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If we all came from just Adam
and Eve in the beginning,
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well, you do the math.
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Frank, can you please keep the
nonsense rambling down to a minimum?
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Some of us have problems
that we're trying to figure out.
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When you need 150 grand
just to live,
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we'll talk about problems.
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You could burn your house down
for the insurance money.
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That's what my Uncle Doris did.
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Yeah, and he almost burned down
the entire neighborhood.
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Too much accelerant.
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But they never got the charges
to stick.
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Jewish lightning.
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The most inspired of our Hebrew
brethren's contribution to society.
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You don't even own the damn house.
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What about Sheila's house?
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You could split the dough with her.
She got insurance?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I saw the policy
when I was looking for Eddie's will.
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Frank, if you're gonna smoke that,
at least give me a hit.
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She's never gonna go for it.
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Well, wait, wait.
Who says we have to tell her?
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Frank, you are not gonna burn down
that nice woman's house.
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No, not burn down.
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She's got liability.
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One big accident,
and her insurance has to pay up.
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- Cartesian dualism.
- Descartes.
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- Categorical...
- Imperative. Kant.
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- We're gonna ace this test, bro.
- All right.
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We got to jet. You ready to go?
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I got to grab my pants
out of the dryer.
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- Right now?
- Yeah. I'll be right behind you.
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All right.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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What the fuck?
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Yo! You at least leave me
some quarters?
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Fuck.
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Ron?
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Hey, Sheila?
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Sheila?
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(STRAINING)
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(GRUNTING)
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Cock suck, fuck,
motherfuck, fuck, fuck!
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- You're disrupting the midterm.
- Oh, sorry, I'm a few minutes late.
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Six minutes.
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Yeah, I know. I just got locked out
of my dorm room.
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Right, because this chick,
she pulled my laundry
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out of the dryer early,
and my jeans are still wet.
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I'm not asking for the time I missed,
just the time I have left.
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- It doesn't work that way.
- Why not?
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I'm not gonna argue about this.
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Look, I studied my ass off
for this test, okay?
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Just let me in,
and I will prove it to you.
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I'm sorry.
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Don't be a fucking prick.
Just let me take the damn test.
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(WOMAN WHIMPERING)
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What the fuck is this?
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How many blowjobs
did you give yesterday?
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Ten blowjobs.
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- How many tugs?
- Five.
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That's on top of two guys
who shelled out for a belly ride.
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You send her home
with a measly 200 bucks?
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Sasha sets the price.
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00:13:10,207 --> 00:13:13,502
Well, Sasha needs to find out
my wife's a hooker, not a slave.
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(WOMAN CHUCKLES)
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Okay? Okay.
Now this is happening.
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Out! Get out! Let's go!
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Yes. Put it on and let's go.
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Hey, come on,
you deserve better than this.
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I don't care if you're mid-pump.
Come with me.
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You want to get paid a little more
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for putting a stranger's dick
in your mouth?
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- Come on, ladies. Move, move.
- (OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
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You can clean it off later.
I don't care if it's sticky. Go!
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Come on. Come on, get out.
Let's fucking go.
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Yes, yes, yes, put that on.
Fuck me. Hi, guys. Let's go!
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Look at all
your happy customers, huh?
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No one's getting laid
till they get paid.
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I tell Sasha.
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Yeah, tell him to go fuck himself.
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Are you kidding me?
This is barely a sprain.
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Oh, like you've got
a medical degree.
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Hey, I handled enough
personal liability claims
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to know what
a six-figure payout looks like.
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00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:06,305
This is two grand tops.
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00:14:06,472 --> 00:14:08,140
I need 150.
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00:14:08,307 --> 00:14:11,560
Well, then you better bring me
a mangled femur, or lose an eye.
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00:14:11,727 --> 00:14:12,853
Better yet, lose both eyes.
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00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:15,522
You know, you walk in,
empty sockets, we got us a winner.
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- Jesus, Frank.
- What?
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Jesus. I'm sorry.
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00:14:23,447 --> 00:14:26,742
- It does this sometimes.
- Would you just go on? Get out.
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The hospital needs
at least 50,000 down
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before they'll even schedule
the operation.
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They take down payments?
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What are they gonna do if you don't
pay up the rest, repo the liver?
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Lou, I'm dead without this.
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Fifty grand? Okay, we're talking,
like, partial paralysis.
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Burns over at least 30 percent
of your body.
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00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:48,138
Hey, if you don't have the stones
to hobble yourself,
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find someone who'll do it for you.
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(SHOOTING, SHOUTING
FROM VIDEO GAME)
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You're just the man I'm looking for.
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- What happened to you?
- I need your help.
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Took a hammer to V's stash,
stole some pills. They're upstairs.
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No, no, no, not that...
They're upstairs?
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I'll get them later.
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I want you to break my leg.
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(CHUCKLES)
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I need the insurance money.
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It's the only way I'll be able
to pay for the transplant.
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You want me to hurt you?
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It's life or death.
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If you love me, son, you'll do this.
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Can I put it on YouTube?
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Sh...
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No.
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Just one push.
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What if I land on my head?
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00:15:47,698 --> 00:15:50,534
Just stick your leg over the track
and let it get run over.
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- What about the third rail?
- What's a third rail?
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Fucking Obamacare.
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00:16:04,298 --> 00:16:05,674
What kind of a system do we live in?
235
00:16:05,841 --> 00:16:08,218
You have to cripple yourself
to stay alive.
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00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:11,805
- I could get the sledgehammer.
- No, that's all right.
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00:16:11,972 --> 00:16:14,141
Mrs. Jesudian has a table saw.
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00:16:14,308 --> 00:16:16,935
Forget it.
Where are those perk-me-ups?
239
00:16:17,102 --> 00:16:18,479
You said life or death.
240
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:21,565
Kev has an old lawn mower.
It could run over your foot.
241
00:16:21,732 --> 00:16:24,693
You're a good man, son.
The pills?
242
00:16:24,860 --> 00:16:26,069
Under the bed.
243
00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:30,157
(FRANK SIGHS)
244
00:16:30,824 --> 00:16:34,077
So, yeah, Matty and I spent
the whole night like that, spooning.
245
00:16:34,244 --> 00:16:36,538
You see Billy Fergus?
Ellie said he's here.
246
00:16:36,705 --> 00:16:39,458
It was really sweet.
He made me breakfast.
247
00:16:39,625 --> 00:16:42,085
Wake me up
when you get to the good part.
248
00:16:42,252 --> 00:16:44,379
You clean out your cabbage patch
with Purell afterwards?
249
00:16:44,546 --> 00:16:46,215
What?
250
00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:47,674
It keeps you
from getting knocked up.
251
00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:50,052
Gets the little swimmers so drunk,
they can't find the egg.
252
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:54,223
Um... No.
Well, sex, we didn't have it.
253
00:16:54,389 --> 00:16:57,935
- Matt said that we should...
- I got your frappucino, Holly.
254
00:16:58,101 --> 00:16:59,478
It better be caramel.
255
00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:02,773
Okay, go.
256
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:06,401
- Who's that?
- Sam? Seth?
257
00:17:06,568 --> 00:17:08,612
Who cares?
I tell him what to do, he does it.
258
00:17:08,779 --> 00:17:09,780
Why?
259
00:17:09,947 --> 00:17:12,324
He thinks I'll maybe give him
a quickie in the bathroom.
260
00:17:12,491 --> 00:17:15,452
He's lucky
I let him be seen near me.
261
00:17:15,619 --> 00:17:17,746
There's Billy. How do I look?
262
00:17:17,913 --> 00:17:20,332
- Slutty.
- Thanks.
263
00:17:20,499 --> 00:17:25,504
Wait, Holly. Is it bad that Matty
said it wasn't the right time?
264
00:17:25,671 --> 00:17:27,756
He said that?
"It's not the right time"?
265
00:17:27,923 --> 00:17:29,216
What does it mean?
266
00:17:29,383 --> 00:17:31,468
I don't know.
I've never had a guy say that.
267
00:17:38,267 --> 00:17:40,310
Yeah, I know I promised it to you.
268
00:17:40,477 --> 00:17:43,146
Look, I'm gonna get you your money.
269
00:17:43,272 --> 00:17:44,523
(PHONE RECEIVER CLATTERS)
270
00:17:44,648 --> 00:17:45,816
Liquor distributor?
271
00:17:45,983 --> 00:17:49,778
No, it's Stan's son asking for
his monthly $500 that I don't have
272
00:17:49,945 --> 00:17:51,488
for a bar that's in the black.
273
00:17:51,655 --> 00:17:54,283
Or the red, or whatever one it is
where you're totally fucked!
274
00:17:54,449 --> 00:17:56,159
Are you gonna pay
for something else?
275
00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:58,120
- Trying to get me drunk?
- You're already drunk.
276
00:17:58,287 --> 00:17:59,746
I got bills. Pay for something.
277
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:02,583
Hey, line up a shot
for the Abe Lincoln of mouth whores.
278
00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:03,792
Excuse me?
279
00:18:03,959 --> 00:18:06,336
I emancipated my wife
and her fellow cum guzzlers.
280
00:18:06,503 --> 00:18:08,880
Gonna do to the Russians
what they've been doing to my girls.
281
00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:11,008
- Bring them to their knees.
- MAN: Why?
282
00:18:11,174 --> 00:18:13,051
Your wife wouldn't even be
in this country
283
00:18:13,218 --> 00:18:15,470
if the Russians
hadn't smuggled her in originally.
284
00:18:15,637 --> 00:18:17,598
That gives them the right
to pay her next to nothing, huh?
285
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,266
We're thirsty.
286
00:18:19,433 --> 00:18:21,518
Good thing there's a sink
in the fucking bathroom, huh?
287
00:18:21,643 --> 00:18:23,228
(SPEAKS RUSSIAN)
288
00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:28,317
- Well, how do they get away with it?
- Get away with what?
289
00:18:28,483 --> 00:18:30,152
Forcing them to work for so cheap.
290
00:18:30,319 --> 00:18:32,529
Guns and beatings, mostly.
291
00:18:32,696 --> 00:18:34,698
I mean, look, what choice
do they have? They got no ID.
292
00:18:34,865 --> 00:18:37,326
They barely speak the language.
They're fresh off the boat.
293
00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:40,454
Sasha can pay them
whatever the fuck he wants.
294
00:18:40,621 --> 00:18:43,457
Not anymore. Now they got me.
295
00:18:47,544 --> 00:18:49,421
- I'll be right back.
- Where are you going?
296
00:18:49,588 --> 00:18:52,507
I'm gonna... pick something up
from the Home Depot.
297
00:18:52,674 --> 00:18:53,925
- Now?
- (PHONE RINGING)
298
00:18:55,719 --> 00:18:57,721
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
299
00:18:57,971 --> 00:18:59,056
Sasha wants meeting.
300
00:18:59,222 --> 00:19:01,099
What did I tell you, huh?
301
00:19:01,266 --> 00:19:03,352
Russians waving
the white flag already.
302
00:19:03,518 --> 00:19:05,437
You do know what happened to Lincoln
in the end, right?
303
00:19:05,604 --> 00:19:07,648
You kidding? I could barely
get through the opening credits.
304
00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:17,032
(PHONE RINGING)
305
00:19:19,910 --> 00:19:21,203
Okay.
306
00:19:21,370 --> 00:19:23,705
- You knew you had a test?
- Yes, but I got locked out of my...
307
00:19:23,872 --> 00:19:25,040
A midterm?
308
00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:27,167
Yeah, yeah.
I was only a few minutes late.
309
00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:30,587
And you knew what time
the midterm was scheduled to begin?
310
00:19:30,754 --> 00:19:32,214
Yeah.
311
00:19:32,381 --> 00:19:34,716
Yet you weren't there on time.
312
00:19:34,883 --> 00:19:36,718
I think that's been established.
313
00:19:38,512 --> 00:19:39,721
And everyone else was?
314
00:19:40,806 --> 00:19:43,183
I don't know. I didn't count heads.
315
00:19:45,644 --> 00:19:49,272
Look, um, I just want a chance
to take the test.
316
00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:51,775
You can take ten points off,
whatever you have to do.
317
00:19:51,942 --> 00:19:55,070
It really wasn't my fault
that I was late.
318
00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:58,407
Okay. I mean, stuff just happens
sometimes, right?
319
00:20:00,492 --> 00:20:01,785
Okay, listen, you know,
320
00:20:01,952 --> 00:20:04,996
what if a student needed CPR
or was choking,
321
00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:08,208
and I stopped to save his life?
I mean, what then?
322
00:20:09,292 --> 00:20:11,586
Well, instead
of some hypothetical dying student,
323
00:20:11,753 --> 00:20:14,506
I'd suggest we consider a live one.
324
00:20:14,673 --> 00:20:17,676
- Jay Santos.
- Who?
325
00:20:17,843 --> 00:20:19,803
Runner up for the Glind Scholarship
you received
326
00:20:19,970 --> 00:20:22,514
that allowed you
to attend this university.
327
00:20:22,681 --> 00:20:25,475
I don't know where Jay Santos is,
but if he were here,
328
00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:27,477
I'm sure of one thing.
329
00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:29,396
He would've been on time
for his midterm.
330
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:33,066
Think of this
as a learning experience, Philip.
331
00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:37,237
Things do happen, so we have
to anticipate that they might.
332
00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:39,573
I'm sure next test,
you'll leave plenty of extra time
333
00:20:39,740 --> 00:20:41,491
and arrive early.
334
00:21:14,608 --> 00:21:16,693
(ALARM BLARING)
335
00:21:16,902 --> 00:21:18,195
(SHOUTS)
336
00:21:28,246 --> 00:21:29,414
Hey!
337
00:21:34,586 --> 00:21:35,921
Hey!
338
00:21:40,383 --> 00:21:42,135
(PEOPLE SHOUTING)
339
00:21:54,648 --> 00:21:55,982
Come on!
340
00:22:14,709 --> 00:22:17,587
(PANTING)
341
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:30,058
(SHOUTING FROM OUTSIDE)
342
00:22:31,601 --> 00:22:33,353
(COCKS GUN)
343
00:22:33,478 --> 00:22:35,438
(TRUCK REVERSE BEEPING)
344
00:22:39,067 --> 00:22:41,194
(WOMAN SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
345
00:22:45,323 --> 00:22:46,783
- Sasha.
- Huh?
346
00:22:47,909 --> 00:22:49,953
- Oh.
- Wait, you're Sasha?
347
00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:53,081
You are smaller
than I thought you would be. Hmm.
348
00:22:53,248 --> 00:22:55,166
Ditto.
349
00:22:56,877 --> 00:23:00,422
Okay, look, it's 20 percent raise on
bumping uglies, 30 percent on BJs,
350
00:23:00,589 --> 00:23:02,382
and whatever happens in the ass
stays in the ass.
351
00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:04,050
I don't know what that means.
352
00:23:04,217 --> 00:23:07,095
That means the ladies pocket tips
for extras, not you.
353
00:23:07,304 --> 00:23:09,806
Hmm. You a tough negotiator?
354
00:23:09,973 --> 00:23:11,224
You need girls.
355
00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:12,893
True.
356
00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:15,228
Hey...
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
357
00:23:19,524 --> 00:23:22,903
They grew up near Chernobyl,
so got a discount.
358
00:23:26,239 --> 00:23:27,240
Come on.
359
00:23:28,283 --> 00:23:29,576
I'm flexible on those numbers.
360
00:23:29,743 --> 00:23:31,995
Your girls are tired
and stretched out.
361
00:23:32,162 --> 00:23:33,496
Go fuck yourself.
362
00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:39,753
Hi.
363
00:23:42,631 --> 00:23:44,674
- Big birthday coming up.
- (GASPS)
364
00:23:44,841 --> 00:23:45,884
You remembered.
365
00:23:46,009 --> 00:23:48,845
Well, you put it in my calendar.
Huge letters, double underline.
366
00:23:49,012 --> 00:23:51,014
What do you want to do to celebrate?
367
00:23:51,181 --> 00:23:52,849
I was thinking of low keying it
this year.
368
00:23:53,016 --> 00:23:54,643
Really? For the big 3-0?
369
00:23:54,809 --> 00:23:56,144
(LAUGHING)
Asshole.
370
00:23:56,311 --> 00:23:57,312
4-0?
371
00:23:57,479 --> 00:24:00,774
Said the boyfriend who apparently
never wants to get laid again.
372
00:24:02,150 --> 00:24:03,777
- What's he doing here?
- What else?
373
00:24:03,944 --> 00:24:06,821
He's putting his greatest talent
to work.
374
00:24:06,988 --> 00:24:10,075
- Which is?
- Weaseling money out of my dad.
375
00:24:10,241 --> 00:24:12,994
- So birthday.
- (CELL PHONE CHIMES)
376
00:24:16,331 --> 00:24:18,667
Uh, sorry, what?
377
00:24:18,833 --> 00:24:21,544
MIKE: I mean, I could jump out of
a cake in nothing but a thong.
378
00:24:23,964 --> 00:24:26,257
Sorry, it's one of the kids.
379
00:24:26,424 --> 00:24:30,428
- Everything okay?
- Yeah, I just...
380
00:24:30,595 --> 00:24:33,556
I'll let you deal with whatever's
going down at Chez Gallagher.
381
00:24:33,723 --> 00:24:36,226
Let me know what you wanna do,
and we'll make it happen.
382
00:24:36,393 --> 00:24:38,645
All right.
383
00:24:42,983 --> 00:24:44,234
Hey.
384
00:24:50,991 --> 00:24:53,660
Right in here. Here we go, guys.
385
00:24:55,996 --> 00:24:58,873
- Who are they?
- Told you, had to run an errand.
386
00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:00,792
This is what you picked up
at Home Depot?
387
00:25:00,959 --> 00:25:04,254
Mickey's not as dumb as he looks.
Illegals are desperate for work.
388
00:25:04,421 --> 00:25:07,716
And a few bucks is a fortune
for these guys. It's a win-win.
389
00:25:07,882 --> 00:25:10,844
- What's your name again? Nombre?
- Mi nombre? Paco.
390
00:25:11,011 --> 00:25:13,888
Paco, get behind the bar.
Grab a mop, okay?
391
00:25:14,055 --> 00:25:16,683
You two, come with me.
392
00:25:16,850 --> 00:25:20,729
You guys know what asbestos is?
Good. Come on.
393
00:25:20,895 --> 00:25:23,481
- (OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
- Tell them to shut the fuck up!
394
00:25:23,648 --> 00:25:24,941
You take jobs away!
395
00:25:25,066 --> 00:25:26,901
Yeah, I know.
And I will think of something!
396
00:25:27,068 --> 00:25:29,279
They say you are stupid,
fucking idiot!
397
00:25:29,446 --> 00:25:32,157
- Well, what did you say back?
- That you also have small dick!
398
00:25:33,241 --> 00:25:37,120
Jesus Christ, what happened to a
man's home being his fucking castle?
399
00:25:37,287 --> 00:25:40,957
Three things. This is my home.
You do have a small dick.
400
00:25:41,124 --> 00:25:43,251
And you started this
all because you thought your wife
401
00:25:43,418 --> 00:25:45,462
is worth more
than a couple of bucks a lay.
402
00:25:45,628 --> 00:25:47,672
Let me tell you from experience.
She's not.
403
00:25:47,797 --> 00:25:49,632
(YELLING IN RUSSIAN)
404
00:25:49,758 --> 00:25:53,344
I don't know what the fuck
you're saying! Oh, my God!
405
00:25:53,511 --> 00:25:55,013
I don't know what that means!
406
00:25:55,180 --> 00:25:58,558
Look, don't worry! We'll get a dick
in you as soon as we can!
407
00:25:58,725 --> 00:26:00,060
Fuck.
408
00:26:01,728 --> 00:26:03,063
Hi.
409
00:26:04,230 --> 00:26:06,274
Uh, is Mandy home?
410
00:26:07,609 --> 00:26:10,612
- Dad? Dad?
- FRANK: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
411
00:26:10,779 --> 00:26:13,448
You seen my happy pills?
I can't find them anywhere.
412
00:26:13,615 --> 00:26:15,533
Look what I got.
413
00:26:15,700 --> 00:26:17,243
Bullitt?
414
00:26:17,410 --> 00:26:19,996
Stole it from the store while the
checkout guy was huffing out back.
415
00:26:20,163 --> 00:26:21,623
You said it was your favorite.
416
00:26:21,790 --> 00:26:27,253
Two keys to cinematic gold.
Steve McQueen and fast cars.
417
00:26:27,420 --> 00:26:30,673
You know, people said
I resembled him as a young man.
418
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:34,052
Get comfortable.
I heated you up some soup.
419
00:26:34,219 --> 00:26:37,931
You really know
how to take care of your old man.
420
00:26:38,098 --> 00:26:39,849
Thank you, son.
421
00:26:47,607 --> 00:26:51,111
- FRANK: Carl, what are you doing?
- Almost ready. Just killing a roach.
422
00:26:52,987 --> 00:26:54,322
Big fucking roach.
423
00:27:01,204 --> 00:27:04,124
- (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
- He's so nice and I really like him.
424
00:27:04,290 --> 00:27:06,251
I think it's time we take it
to the next level.
425
00:27:06,417 --> 00:27:08,628
- How old are you now?
- Thirteen.
426
00:27:08,795 --> 00:27:10,046
What took you so long?
427
00:27:10,213 --> 00:27:12,674
This is why I came to you.
You get it.
428
00:27:12,841 --> 00:27:14,676
Fiona wants me
to stay a little girl forever.
429
00:27:14,843 --> 00:27:16,386
So, what's stopping you?
430
00:27:16,553 --> 00:27:19,180
He said he wasn't ready.
What does that mean?
431
00:27:19,347 --> 00:27:20,390
He's older?
432
00:27:20,598 --> 00:27:22,809
- Mm-hm, he's 20.
- Wow.
433
00:27:22,976 --> 00:27:25,645
- Thanks.
- He doesn't wanna get in trouble.
434
00:27:25,812 --> 00:27:27,355
He needs to know
that you're totally cool with it
435
00:27:27,522 --> 00:27:29,065
and won't go running
to the cops afterwards.
436
00:27:29,232 --> 00:27:31,609
- The cops?
- Statutory rape.
437
00:27:31,776 --> 00:27:33,611
Some old school shit left over
438
00:27:33,778 --> 00:27:36,239
from when women wore corsets
and didn't carry mace.
439
00:27:37,073 --> 00:27:40,076
- Hmm?
- Sure you're ready?
440
00:27:40,243 --> 00:27:43,288
- So let him know.
- But how?
441
00:27:43,454 --> 00:27:47,375
- Hey, babe, I'm out.
- Watch.
442
00:27:49,544 --> 00:27:52,714
Oh, again?
I'm gonna be late for work.
443
00:27:52,881 --> 00:27:54,966
Oh, come on, girl.
444
00:27:56,092 --> 00:27:58,303
It's okay. I don't think
I'd be able to do that.
445
00:27:58,469 --> 00:28:02,432
- So just send him a selfie.
- A selfie?
446
00:28:02,599 --> 00:28:06,269
You know, a picture?
447
00:28:08,771 --> 00:28:10,315
Okay.
(CHUCKLES)
448
00:29:14,337 --> 00:29:16,798
(SCREAMING)
449
00:29:21,094 --> 00:29:25,056
- What do you think you're doing?
- Making ramen. Want some?
450
00:29:25,223 --> 00:29:28,434
- I told you to stop texting me.
- Did you?
451
00:29:28,643 --> 00:29:32,563
Uh-huh. What part of stop
do you not understand?
452
00:29:33,398 --> 00:29:35,108
What are you doing here?
453
00:29:35,275 --> 00:29:38,611
Trying to get it through
your thick skull that this is over.
454
00:29:39,487 --> 00:29:41,823
- Is it?
- Yes.
455
00:29:42,991 --> 00:29:46,911
Well, I mean, you could've...
(CLEARS THROAT)
456
00:29:47,161 --> 00:29:50,873
You could've called, or texted.
457
00:29:53,251 --> 00:29:55,795
Or used Facebook.
458
00:30:01,759 --> 00:30:05,471
- I'm not on Facebook.
- No?
459
00:30:46,846 --> 00:30:48,389
(KNOCKING)
460
00:30:48,514 --> 00:30:50,850
MIKE: Yo, Robbie, it's me.
461
00:30:52,060 --> 00:30:54,520
- Did you know he was coming over?
- No.
462
00:30:54,687 --> 00:30:56,689
MIKE: I hear you moving around
in there. Come on, open up.
463
00:30:56,856 --> 00:31:00,943
Oh, my God.
What are you doing?
464
00:31:01,110 --> 00:31:04,697
- Mike's at the door.
- Oh, well, don't answer it.
465
00:31:06,866 --> 00:31:08,534
- MIKE: Robbie.
- Coming!
466
00:31:11,579 --> 00:31:13,623
(DOOR OPENING)
467
00:31:18,086 --> 00:31:19,295
- Hey.
- Hey.
468
00:31:19,462 --> 00:31:20,713
Were you in the neighborhood?
469
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:22,590
Yeah, sorry.
I probably should have called.
470
00:31:22,757 --> 00:31:25,176
That's all right.
471
00:31:25,343 --> 00:31:26,969
What's up?
472
00:31:27,762 --> 00:31:29,597
Wanted to know what you went
and saw Dad about today.
473
00:31:29,764 --> 00:31:31,682
None of your damn business.
474
00:31:31,849 --> 00:31:33,976
How much you ask him for, Robbie?
475
00:31:34,143 --> 00:31:37,188
Can I get you a drink?
Let me get you a drink.
476
00:31:37,355 --> 00:31:39,649
You know the money he gives you
comes right out of the company
477
00:31:39,816 --> 00:31:42,151
that I bust my ass
to make profitable?
478
00:31:42,318 --> 00:31:43,528
That makes it my business.
479
00:31:43,694 --> 00:31:45,238
I got a Red Bull
and a half a Sprite,
480
00:31:45,405 --> 00:31:46,864
but I can't vouch for how long
it's been in there.
481
00:31:47,031 --> 00:31:49,700
Dad takes the money he gives you
out of his retirement account.
482
00:31:49,867 --> 00:31:53,162
- Got water, but not the fancy kind.
- Whatever's fine, I don't care.
483
00:31:53,329 --> 00:31:55,456
Well, you sure you just don't want
to look in the fridge?
484
00:31:55,623 --> 00:31:58,793
- All right, that's fine.
- Oh, wait. Got a bottle.
485
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:00,586
Bubbles.
I know what you like, right?
486
00:32:01,671 --> 00:32:04,132
Listen,
I know you think that they're rich,
487
00:32:04,298 --> 00:32:07,176
but they don't have nearly as much
as you think they do.
488
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:16,060
Hey.
489
00:32:19,522 --> 00:32:22,817
- You look good.
- Yeah, my boyfriend thinks so.
490
00:32:22,984 --> 00:32:25,862
- Boyfriend, huh?
- What are you doing here?
491
00:32:27,363 --> 00:32:28,698
Just saying hi.
492
00:32:30,950 --> 00:32:33,953
You know I smashed up a bunch
of car windows at school today?
493
00:32:35,413 --> 00:32:39,208
- Hammer?
- No, it was a pipe bender, actually.
494
00:32:39,375 --> 00:32:44,964
Got chased by the cops.
Well, campus security, but still...
495
00:32:45,131 --> 00:32:47,717
- Did they catch you?
- What do you think?
496
00:32:49,051 --> 00:32:52,722
Anyway, it made me think of you.
497
00:32:52,889 --> 00:32:55,766
Random destruction
makes you think of me?
498
00:32:55,933 --> 00:33:00,521
Yeah, it was, uh...
It was beautiful.
499
00:33:03,858 --> 00:33:05,193
What do you want?
500
00:33:06,903 --> 00:33:08,738
I don't know. I, um...
501
00:33:10,114 --> 00:33:12,325
I almost called you
a couple of times.
502
00:33:12,492 --> 00:33:15,870
I figured you were doing
your own thing.
503
00:33:17,580 --> 00:33:19,123
I just missed you.
504
00:33:22,877 --> 00:33:24,629
Is your boyfriend here?
505
00:33:29,926 --> 00:33:32,178
Hey, who are all those chicks
in your living room?
506
00:33:32,345 --> 00:33:34,222
- Hookers.
- Hookers?
507
00:33:34,388 --> 00:33:37,642
- Mickey's wife. Long story.
- Okay.
508
00:33:46,734 --> 00:33:48,694
(BOTH GRUNTING)
509
00:33:51,739 --> 00:33:54,408
Man, I almost forgot
how good this feels.
510
00:33:57,119 --> 00:33:58,955
Oh, God.
511
00:34:00,623 --> 00:34:01,999
(GRUNTS)
512
00:34:06,712 --> 00:34:08,381
(PANTING)
513
00:34:11,384 --> 00:34:13,010
Shit.
(CHUCKLES)
514
00:34:13,219 --> 00:34:17,056
Sorry. I didn't mean
for that to be a sprint.
515
00:34:17,223 --> 00:34:20,184
Not getting any
from the white bread sorority sluts?
516
00:34:20,351 --> 00:34:22,311
It's not the same.
517
00:34:25,606 --> 00:34:27,900
You got any cash on you?
518
00:34:28,067 --> 00:34:30,236
Yeah, yeah.
There might be something down there.
519
00:34:30,403 --> 00:34:31,737
I don't know,
I'm not exactly raking it
520
00:34:31,904 --> 00:34:33,823
in bussing dishes
at the student union.
521
00:34:33,990 --> 00:34:36,033
Yeah,
I need the morning-after pill.
522
00:34:37,785 --> 00:34:39,120
Or not.
523
00:34:39,245 --> 00:34:41,080
I think I'm ovulating.
My tits are sore.
524
00:34:42,081 --> 00:34:44,083
I could have just used
one of those condoms.
525
00:34:44,250 --> 00:34:46,836
The Kenyatta's Trojan Magnums
would have slipped right off
526
00:34:47,003 --> 00:34:48,212
of your skinny, little,
white Johnson.
527
00:34:48,379 --> 00:34:49,964
Ouch. Harsh.
528
00:34:51,048 --> 00:34:54,510
- Six bucks?
- Yeah.
529
00:34:54,677 --> 00:34:58,431
So skip the pill.
530
00:34:58,598 --> 00:35:01,392
Fuck you. You know how much
an abortion costs now?
531
00:35:01,559 --> 00:35:03,477
No, roll the dice.
532
00:35:03,644 --> 00:35:05,563
You know, it wouldn't be
the worst thing in the world,
533
00:35:06,647 --> 00:35:09,400
having a little ghetto rug rat
running around.
534
00:35:11,110 --> 00:35:15,406
- That's not funny.
- I'm serious.
535
00:35:17,408 --> 00:35:20,161
Yeah, that's just what I need.
Raising your bastard kid in the hood
536
00:35:20,328 --> 00:35:23,372
while you bang co-eds
in the back of a robotics lab.
537
00:35:24,498 --> 00:35:27,418
Not gonna be any co-eds
or any robotics lab.
538
00:35:27,585 --> 00:35:29,128
Why?
539
00:35:29,295 --> 00:35:33,758
Well, the place is bullshit.
540
00:35:34,884 --> 00:35:37,053
It's just like I said it would be.
541
00:35:37,219 --> 00:35:38,721
- I'm bailing.
- You're quitting?
542
00:35:38,888 --> 00:35:41,641
You know how hard I worked
to get you in there?
543
00:35:41,807 --> 00:35:42,808
Then you go.
544
00:35:42,975 --> 00:35:46,687
I don't think they'd accept
my 1 .2 GPA.
545
00:35:46,854 --> 00:35:50,232
- You can't just bail.
- Drop it, okay?
546
00:35:50,399 --> 00:35:52,318
You came to me, asshole.
547
00:35:52,485 --> 00:35:55,905
Look, I'm sorry, all right?
I felt like shit.
548
00:35:56,072 --> 00:35:58,908
I thought this would be fun,
not an interrogation.
549
00:36:00,284 --> 00:36:02,328
So what, whenever you feel
like shit or wanna quit,
550
00:36:02,495 --> 00:36:05,373
you figure you're gonna hop on the L
and come and knock me up?
551
00:36:05,539 --> 00:36:09,293
That was my mistake.
It won't happen again.
552
00:36:11,462 --> 00:36:13,547
- Shithead.
- Skank.
553
00:36:48,457 --> 00:36:51,877
- You know, I hate being the bad guy.
- But you're so good at it.
554
00:36:52,002 --> 00:36:54,672
All right,
think about what I said, yeah?
555
00:36:54,839 --> 00:36:56,799
- Mm-hm.
- All right. Thanks.
556
00:36:59,385 --> 00:37:02,513
- You serious? Come on.
- All right. Bye.
557
00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:04,682
- Later.
- Later.
558
00:37:07,435 --> 00:37:11,272
- You're a motherfucker.
- Wanna pick up where we left off?
559
00:37:11,439 --> 00:37:14,942
- What is wrong with you?
- I didn't ask him to come over.
560
00:37:15,109 --> 00:37:16,777
Plus, you got off on it
as much as I did.
561
00:37:16,944 --> 00:37:20,030
- Excuse me?
- Game recognizes game.
562
00:37:20,197 --> 00:37:21,824
We're nothing alike.
563
00:37:21,991 --> 00:37:24,660
- (CELL PHONE RINGING)
- Hold on.
564
00:37:26,829 --> 00:37:29,290
Oh, you mind if I take this?
It's my girlfriend.
565
00:37:31,792 --> 00:37:35,588
Don't ever come near me again.
566
00:37:48,684 --> 00:37:50,144
(CAR ALARM CHIRPS)
567
00:37:55,941 --> 00:37:57,193
(SIGHS)
568
00:38:03,407 --> 00:38:05,117
(SCREAMING)
569
00:38:05,284 --> 00:38:09,330
- What the fuck did you do to me?
- I saved your life.
570
00:39:14,770 --> 00:39:15,896
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
571
00:39:22,528 --> 00:39:23,946
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
572
00:39:29,159 --> 00:39:33,998
(WHIMPERING)
Oh, Jesus!
573
00:39:34,164 --> 00:39:38,377
- Ready?
- Wait, wait. Okay.
574
00:39:38,502 --> 00:39:41,005
(SCREAMING)
575
00:39:41,213 --> 00:39:44,717
Oh, God. Fuck. God.
576
00:39:47,011 --> 00:39:49,805
- Help! Help! Someone, please, help!
- Oh, God.
577
00:39:49,972 --> 00:39:53,434
- My dad's fallen. He can't get up!
- Oh, my God.
578
00:39:53,559 --> 00:39:56,312
(COUGHING)
579
00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:59,899
No, it's okay, it's okay.
Just get it out. Get it out.
580
00:40:00,983 --> 00:40:02,234
- Hey!
- Hey, man.
581
00:40:02,401 --> 00:40:04,236
- Look who it is! Lip!
- How you doing?
582
00:40:04,403 --> 00:40:06,906
How you doing, man?
Straight from the ivory tower.
583
00:40:07,072 --> 00:40:08,324
- Nice shiner.
- Oh, yeah. Yeah.
584
00:40:08,490 --> 00:40:10,117
What, a professor clock you
for being a smart ass?
585
00:40:10,284 --> 00:40:12,411
Oh, no. I got in a fight.
I could use a beer.
586
00:40:12,578 --> 00:40:15,164
Yeah, yeah, and an ice pack.
Take a seat.
587
00:40:17,458 --> 00:40:19,960
(KNOCKING)
588
00:40:20,127 --> 00:40:22,338
MATTY: Oh, the door's open.
589
00:40:26,383 --> 00:40:29,178
- I'll be out in a sec.
- Okay.
590
00:40:36,268 --> 00:40:39,229
Hey, you. How you doing?
591
00:40:39,396 --> 00:40:43,692
Oh, Debbie, Debbie, Debbie.
Debbie, stop. Stop.
592
00:40:45,110 --> 00:40:49,114
- Am I not doing it right?
- No, what? What has gotten into you?
593
00:40:50,908 --> 00:40:53,702
Why did you ask me over?
I thought you liked the picture.
594
00:40:53,869 --> 00:40:55,412
I mean, I deleted it.
595
00:40:58,290 --> 00:41:00,501
Well, why?
596
00:41:01,543 --> 00:41:05,923
Debbie, you're awesome.
I have a great time with you, but...
597
00:41:06,090 --> 00:41:08,592
No, no, it's okay.
I'm not gonna run to the cops.
598
00:41:08,759 --> 00:41:13,389
Yeah, this isn't about the cops.
Maybe a little, but it's you.
599
00:41:14,556 --> 00:41:18,060
No. That came out wrong.
600
00:41:24,650 --> 00:41:28,696
- Don't you want to?
- Sure, yeah. Yeah, someday.
601
00:41:28,862 --> 00:41:33,367
- Well, why not now?
- Because you're 13.
602
00:41:35,119 --> 00:41:37,788
- So?
- You're just too young.
603
00:41:38,831 --> 00:41:41,709
I'm not a little girl. I'm ready.
604
00:41:41,875 --> 00:41:46,588
- I know you think you are, but...
- (SCOFFS)
605
00:41:50,134 --> 00:41:55,264
Debbie, Deb, no.
Please stay. Deb.
606
00:41:59,810 --> 00:42:01,311
LIP: It's 50 grand a year
607
00:42:01,478 --> 00:42:05,357
for four years of frat parties,
you know, intellectual circle jerks,
608
00:42:05,524 --> 00:42:07,818
speed reading 300-year-old novels
609
00:42:07,985 --> 00:42:10,112
that'll be forgotten
the second the test is over,
610
00:42:10,279 --> 00:42:11,947
all because, you know, we're told
611
00:42:12,114 --> 00:42:15,034
we can't succeed in the world
without a piece of paper.
612
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:18,871
You know, and it's bullshit.
Bill Gates dropped out. Steve Jobs.
613
00:42:19,038 --> 00:42:20,706
That's that center
for the Blackhawks?
614
00:42:21,790 --> 00:42:25,294
Yeah, you know,
it just all one big collegiate scam.
615
00:42:25,461 --> 00:42:27,546
I'm glad that place didn't turn you
into an elitist prick.
616
00:42:27,713 --> 00:42:31,216
No, still a Southside prick
like all the rest of you.
617
00:42:31,383 --> 00:42:34,511
Jesus Christ, Russian whores
know how to run their mouths
618
00:42:34,636 --> 00:42:37,973
when there ain't some dude's junk
jammed in there.
619
00:42:38,515 --> 00:42:40,684
Weren't you supposed to be
at college or some shit?
620
00:42:40,851 --> 00:42:42,686
Nope, packing up my Kant
and Milton Friedman.
621
00:42:42,853 --> 00:42:45,022
I'm done with all that crap.
622
00:42:47,733 --> 00:42:49,318
Why'd you go over there
in the first place?
623
00:42:49,485 --> 00:42:50,986
To tell him to knock it off.
624
00:42:51,153 --> 00:42:53,363
- Could have called.
- You're taking his side?
625
00:42:53,530 --> 00:42:56,075
Please, you wanted a hit,
you little smack head.
626
00:42:56,241 --> 00:42:58,911
- I did not.
- Really?
627
00:42:59,078 --> 00:43:00,204
Did you get that little tingle
628
00:43:00,370 --> 00:43:02,915
when you stepped up
to his front door?
629
00:43:03,082 --> 00:43:04,708
Maybe.
630
00:43:04,875 --> 00:43:08,045
What do you want me to say,
that I'm self-destructive?
631
00:43:08,212 --> 00:43:11,799
That liars and thieves and addicts
turn me on?
632
00:43:11,965 --> 00:43:14,468
That I don't know how to do
a normal relationship?
633
00:43:14,635 --> 00:43:16,428
Was that so hard?
634
00:43:18,138 --> 00:43:19,431
The worst part
635
00:43:19,598 --> 00:43:22,226
is I keep checking my phone
to see if he's texted.
636
00:43:23,310 --> 00:43:26,396
I mean,
what the fuck is wrong with me?
637
00:43:28,899 --> 00:43:31,860
Who the hell broke into my pills?
638
00:43:34,947 --> 00:43:37,199
You were joking, right,
about not going back to college?
639
00:43:39,993 --> 00:43:42,538
Serious. I'm done.
640
00:43:42,704 --> 00:43:45,290
I was hoping you were blowing off
some steam.
641
00:43:45,457 --> 00:43:48,710
Well, the truth is,
it's not only up to me.
642
00:43:48,877 --> 00:43:50,587
My grades suck.
643
00:43:50,754 --> 00:43:52,464
But the only reason
I'm going back there
644
00:43:52,631 --> 00:43:54,299
is to pack my shit and split.
645
00:43:54,466 --> 00:43:58,178
- So you quit. Then what?
- I'll figure it out.
646
00:43:58,846 --> 00:44:00,097
(SCOFFS)
647
00:44:01,223 --> 00:44:03,559
What?
648
00:44:03,725 --> 00:44:06,353
- Grow a pair.
- Excuse me?
649
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:09,982
You heard me. Tough it out, man.
What are you, a pussy?
650
00:44:10,149 --> 00:44:13,026
It's like I said.
It's not only up to me.
651
00:44:13,193 --> 00:44:14,987
You're resourceful.
You'll figure it out.
652
00:44:15,154 --> 00:44:18,282
Look, Kev,
this is the first good day I've had
653
00:44:18,448 --> 00:44:19,658
since I left for that shithole.
654
00:44:19,825 --> 00:44:23,704
Lip, do you want to end up like me?
655
00:44:23,871 --> 00:44:25,080
Clawing for every penny,
656
00:44:25,247 --> 00:44:27,541
praying that you can figure out
some way to support your family?
657
00:44:27,708 --> 00:44:29,209
Because that's what
I'm going through.
658
00:44:29,376 --> 00:44:31,461
I got bills up to my ass
and let me tell you something.
659
00:44:31,628 --> 00:44:32,754
It fucking sucks.
660
00:44:32,921 --> 00:44:35,716
Well, you're resourceful.
You'll figure it out.
661
00:44:38,844 --> 00:44:41,638
All right. College is a racket, huh?
662
00:44:41,805 --> 00:44:43,891
Well, guess what?
663
00:44:44,057 --> 00:44:45,851
There's no one better
at beating the system than you.
664
00:44:46,018 --> 00:44:49,730
Hell, man, you got them to give you
four fucking years for free.
665
00:44:49,897 --> 00:44:51,648
Why don't you get your damn diploma,
666
00:44:51,815 --> 00:44:54,318
spit in their faces
and have a fucking future?
667
00:44:54,484 --> 00:44:59,907
Kev, I am trying to drink my beer,
enjoy being back home.
668
00:45:00,073 --> 00:45:02,034
This isn't your home.
It's where you grew up.
669
00:45:03,660 --> 00:45:04,786
It's not where
you're supposed to be.
670
00:45:04,912 --> 00:45:07,831
And what, now you're the arbiter
on where everybody's supposed to be?
671
00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:11,585
Yeah, maybe,
if I knew what arbiter meant.
672
00:45:11,752 --> 00:45:13,462
I'm getting pretty damn tired
of everybody telling me
673
00:45:13,629 --> 00:45:15,422
where I should be
and what I should be doing.
674
00:45:15,589 --> 00:45:18,508
Then stop making them have to!
Grow the fuck up!
675
00:45:21,386 --> 00:45:23,138
Um...
676
00:45:23,305 --> 00:45:25,182
- Thanks for the beers, Kev.
- Yeah, you're welcome.
677
00:45:26,475 --> 00:45:29,353
- GFY.
- Yeah, TGIF.
678
00:45:31,355 --> 00:45:32,481
(DOOR CLOSES)
679
00:45:41,740 --> 00:45:43,617
Is Holly here?
She's not answering her phone.
680
00:45:43,784 --> 00:45:45,786
She left with some guy.
Had a nose ring.
681
00:45:45,953 --> 00:45:47,412
Made him look like a prize bull.
682
00:45:51,917 --> 00:45:53,126
You wanna go somewhere?
683
00:45:54,962 --> 00:45:58,006
- Where?
- Bathroom, with me.
684
00:46:00,384 --> 00:46:04,513
- Yes or no?
- Okay.
685
00:46:13,563 --> 00:46:17,442
Okay, son, I can take it from here.
686
00:46:19,152 --> 00:46:22,364
Go. Vamanos. Hasta luego.
687
00:46:34,584 --> 00:46:35,961
(KNOCKING)
688
00:46:40,299 --> 00:46:42,592
- Oh, fuck, don't!
- Frank?
689
00:46:42,759 --> 00:46:47,139
- It's just me.
- (EXHALES) Come on.
690
00:46:51,268 --> 00:46:54,521
- Lights on or off?
- Off, please.
691
00:46:56,440 --> 00:47:01,194
- So have you done this before?
- Um... Yeah.
692
00:47:01,361 --> 00:47:02,529
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
693
00:47:02,696 --> 00:47:04,197
Me, too.
694
00:47:09,578 --> 00:47:13,290
So, uh...
how do you want to do it?
695
00:47:14,541 --> 00:47:17,836
Um, however you've done it before.
696
00:47:18,003 --> 00:47:21,882
Okay, or we could do it
how you've done it before.
697
00:47:24,718 --> 00:47:28,638
- I'm gonna take my shirt off now.
- Cool.
698
00:47:34,269 --> 00:47:36,521
- I'm sorry.
- What's wrong?
699
00:47:36,688 --> 00:47:39,608
I can't do this. I can't do this.
700
00:47:40,692 --> 00:47:44,780
That's okay.
I think I already did.
701
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:13,517
Sorry I didn't come get you
after your tests.
702
00:48:13,683 --> 00:48:15,769
I had the accident.
703
00:48:15,936 --> 00:48:17,896
When you never came back,
I thought maybe you turned out
704
00:48:18,063 --> 00:48:19,731
to be like all the other men
in my life.
705
00:48:19,898 --> 00:48:21,316
Not a chance.
706
00:48:23,193 --> 00:48:26,363
- How's the pain?
- It's okay.
707
00:48:26,530 --> 00:48:27,864
Now that I'm here with you.
708
00:48:30,325 --> 00:48:32,160
Did they schedule the transplant?
709
00:48:32,327 --> 00:48:36,456
I'll have the money soon
as Liberty Mutual cuts the check.
710
00:48:36,665 --> 00:48:39,626
Um... Good news
and bad news.
711
00:48:40,544 --> 00:48:42,003
(CHUCKLING)
712
00:48:42,129 --> 00:48:43,880
Okay, good?
713
00:48:44,047 --> 00:48:47,717
I sent Chuckie to the neighbor's
so we can be alone tonight.
714
00:48:48,969 --> 00:48:52,597
Great.
Uh, what's the bad?
715
00:48:54,015 --> 00:48:57,561
- We're not a match.
- What?
716
00:48:57,727 --> 00:49:00,856
The transplant lady said
my white blood cells attacked yours.
717
00:49:01,982 --> 00:49:07,446
- Why the fuck did they do that?
- Oh, I don't know. I'm so sorry.
718
00:49:07,612 --> 00:49:09,948
- Sorry? What the hell does...?
Good does that do me?
719
00:49:10,115 --> 00:49:12,200
I need a liver,
not a goddamn apology.
720
00:49:12,367 --> 00:49:14,661
- Frank.
- Do you know what I've been through?
721
00:49:14,828 --> 00:49:18,457
I shattered my leg in six places.
I stopped drinking.
722
00:49:18,623 --> 00:49:20,250
I know you're disappointed...
723
00:49:20,375 --> 00:49:23,753
Just one small piece of liver,
that's all I need.
724
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:28,425
But no. Thank you, God.
Thank you for the cosmic fuck you.
725
00:49:28,592 --> 00:49:31,845
- Even my own daughter isn't a match.
- What?
726
00:49:32,012 --> 00:49:33,513
Anything else you wanna throw at me?
727
00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:36,766
How about a flesh-eating virus, huh?
Wanna toss that in?
728
00:49:36,933 --> 00:49:38,560
What did you say?
729
00:49:40,437 --> 00:49:43,773
- What?
- Your... daughter?
730
00:49:46,276 --> 00:49:49,905
- I didn't say that.
- Yes, you did.
731
00:49:51,448 --> 00:49:55,410
No. Oh, fuck it.
What's the use?
732
00:49:55,577 --> 00:49:58,413
Hate me now, hate me later,
you all hate me eventually.
733
00:49:58,580 --> 00:50:00,874
And for what?
What did I ever do to you?
734
00:50:01,041 --> 00:50:03,919
You're my dad?
735
00:50:04,085 --> 00:50:08,423
- I almost put you in my mouth.
- I didn't ask you to do that.
736
00:50:08,590 --> 00:50:11,801
You dry-humped my thigh
for half an hour yesterday.
737
00:50:11,968 --> 00:50:13,887
Dry-humping is not incest.
738
00:50:17,724 --> 00:50:20,018
- Shit.
- Get out.
739
00:50:20,185 --> 00:50:22,604
What are you yelling about?
I'm the one not getting a liver.
740
00:50:22,687 --> 00:50:27,150
(PROLONGED SCREAMING)
Get out!
741
00:50:27,317 --> 00:50:29,611
Jesus. God Almighty. Okay.
742
00:50:29,778 --> 00:50:34,199
- Get out! Now! Now!
- Okay, okay, okay. No, I'm going!
743
00:50:34,366 --> 00:50:38,703
- All right. Jesus! Jesus!
- Freak! Fucking sick!
744
00:50:39,246 --> 00:50:40,830
(SCREAMING)
745
00:50:42,541 --> 00:50:44,584
And stay out!
746
00:50:47,212 --> 00:50:48,964
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
747
00:50:49,130 --> 00:50:52,676
You guys all done? Muy bien.
Where did you dump the asbestos?
748
00:50:52,842 --> 00:50:55,387
You know what? Don't tell me.
It's better that I don't know.
749
00:50:56,846 --> 00:50:59,015
Here you go.
One for each of you.
750
00:50:59,182 --> 00:51:01,560
Don't send it all back home, okay?
Thanks, amigos.
751
00:51:01,726 --> 00:51:05,146
Hey, Paco, get a round of half shots
for my friends here.
752
00:51:05,313 --> 00:51:06,648
Make sure it's half shots, okay?
753
00:51:06,815 --> 00:51:08,275
- Yo, Kev.
- Yeah?
754
00:51:08,441 --> 00:51:10,819
- You clean out that apartment yet?
- Yeah, just got it cleaned out.
755
00:51:10,986 --> 00:51:12,862
I'm gonna set up some flyers
and see if I can rent it out.
756
00:51:13,029 --> 00:51:15,365
I know how you can make
a boatload more. Rent it by the hour.
757
00:51:16,616 --> 00:51:17,867
Look, I got the labor force already.
758
00:51:18,034 --> 00:51:19,786
All I need is clientele
and a location.
759
00:51:19,953 --> 00:51:21,162
You got both.
760
00:51:24,165 --> 00:51:26,084
(DEBBIE SOBBING)
761
00:51:26,293 --> 00:51:27,961
Debbie?
762
00:51:30,380 --> 00:51:32,215
Hey.
763
00:51:32,382 --> 00:51:35,093
What's going on?
764
00:51:35,260 --> 00:51:36,386
(LOCK CLICKS)
765
00:51:38,805 --> 00:51:41,683
- Hey, you okay?
- (SOBBING)
766
00:51:41,850 --> 00:51:45,895
What's going on? Come on, open up.
Talk to me, please.
767
00:51:52,944 --> 00:51:58,199
- Hey, what's going on?
- My boyfriend.
768
00:51:58,366 --> 00:52:02,621
- I messed up.
- How?
769
00:52:06,750 --> 00:52:12,380
You screwed up.
That just proves you're a Gallagher.
770
00:52:12,547 --> 00:52:14,215
(SOBS, COUGHS)
771
00:52:19,012 --> 00:52:21,640
Let me let you in
on a little secret.
772
00:52:23,183 --> 00:52:25,644
I don't know what the hell
I'm doing either.
773
00:52:25,810 --> 00:52:28,063
Who doesn't know that?
774
00:52:30,774 --> 00:52:32,609
I just wish I could skip the part
775
00:52:32,776 --> 00:52:35,362
where I don't know
the right thing to do
776
00:52:35,528 --> 00:52:38,990
and get to the part where I do.
777
00:52:40,659 --> 00:52:42,327
Me, too.
778
00:52:59,260 --> 00:53:01,054
Thank you.
779
00:53:02,806 --> 00:53:04,599
Water?
780
00:53:11,481 --> 00:53:14,984
My kingdom for a lobe, amigo.
781
00:53:15,151 --> 00:53:17,987
My kingdom for a lobe.
782
00:53:22,784 --> 00:53:25,161
Didn't expect to see you again.
783
00:53:28,248 --> 00:53:33,962
Do you know how many nights
I laid awake, year after year
784
00:53:34,129 --> 00:53:37,257
wondering where you were,
if you ever thought about me?
785
00:53:40,885 --> 00:53:43,930
Did you? Ever?
786
00:53:45,974 --> 00:53:47,142
No.
787
00:53:50,395 --> 00:53:52,272
I will now, though.
788
00:53:54,566 --> 00:53:56,526
I'm sorry.
I should've told you sooner.
789
00:53:56,693 --> 00:54:00,238
I just didn't want to ruin
what we had together.
790
00:54:16,129 --> 00:54:19,132
- Ow.
- (BOTH CHUCKLING)
791
00:54:22,010 --> 00:54:26,097
- Come on, buy me a fucking beer.
- Hey, hey.
792
00:54:26,264 --> 00:54:28,808
I need a beer for my daughter here.
793
00:54:44,407 --> 00:54:48,495
- I want a retest.
- How long have you been out here?
794
00:54:48,661 --> 00:54:52,999
A couple of hours.
I didn't wanna miss you.
795
00:54:53,166 --> 00:54:55,293
I wish you'd shown this concern
for punctuality yesterday.
796
00:54:55,460 --> 00:54:57,712
Is that your goal,
to graduate students
797
00:54:57,879 --> 00:54:59,172
who can punch a clock?
798
00:54:59,339 --> 00:55:01,674
My goal is to graduate students
who can manage
799
00:55:01,841 --> 00:55:03,927
the organizational demands
of the real world.
800
00:55:04,093 --> 00:55:05,303
Okay, listen, listen.
801
00:55:05,470 --> 00:55:08,598
I understand all of the demands
of the real world.
802
00:55:08,765 --> 00:55:11,100
Okay,
it's just the demands of this place
803
00:55:11,267 --> 00:55:13,144
that are taking me some time
to figure out.
804
00:55:13,311 --> 00:55:14,729
But I'm getting there.
805
00:55:14,896 --> 00:55:19,359
I just need someone to say,
"Fuck it.
806
00:55:19,526 --> 00:55:21,402
This kid deserves a break."
807
00:55:22,487 --> 00:55:23,905
I take it that's me.
808
00:55:27,492 --> 00:55:31,913
- You got a blue book?
- Yeah. Right here.
809
00:55:32,080 --> 00:55:35,583
- Pen?
- Yeah, I got three, just in case.
810
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:38,044
Then fuck it.
811
00:55:51,766 --> 00:55:54,143
That's my high school graduation.
812
00:55:54,310 --> 00:55:58,523
- Nice mullet.
- (CHUCKLING) Yeah.
813
00:55:58,690 --> 00:56:01,651
Oh, first wedding.
814
00:56:01,818 --> 00:56:05,154
I wish I could have been there
to walk you down the aisle.
815
00:56:06,155 --> 00:56:07,991
You're here now.
816
00:56:12,620 --> 00:56:14,622
Ignore that.
817
00:56:41,149 --> 00:56:43,151
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