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For all of you who are too fucking busy,
this is what happened last week:
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Why is that man driving your car?
You let him steal it?
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No, Beto, I stole it, back when life was fun
and the world had meaning.
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My partner works for this city.
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Because we're not married, I'm not
allowed to share in his insurance benefits.
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You told the world we're gay.
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You have stumbled into
the most significant moment...
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...in the history of the gay rights movement.
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You also have dog shit on your face
and no place to live, but we can fix that.
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Look at Mickey marrying some whore
he knocked up.
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So is it true, you're getting married?
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You love me, and you're gay.
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Just admit it. Just this once admit it.
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- Are you the temp?
- Yeah, hi. Yes. Fiona Gallagher.
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The office bitches may have narc'd on you
about the porn at your desk.
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Mr. Pratt is asking for a word with you.
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- Am I fired?
- No, you're-- Ahem.
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No more naked body parts
at your desk for any reason.
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- Got it.
- And also, you're doing a great job.
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- Just who I was hoping to run into.
- I can't see you. I'm with Mandy now.
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- Who's this?
- Karen Jackson.
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- Fuck you.
- Oh, you mean like all three of us?
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You want me to ask Lip next time?
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Okay, I'm sorry, Mom. It's-- It's Lip.
He wants to meet at the park.
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- What'd you hit?
- A girl at school.
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Ah.
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How many slaves did
George Washington have sex with?
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- Carl, eat. Now.
- More than Lincoln, less than Jefferson.
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- Ian, that bruise is looking better.
- Who beat you up again?
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No one.
It's ROTC, practicing hand-to-hand.
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- Marines still fight with their fists?
- In certain situations, yes.
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Then what's the point of building nukes?
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Gross national product.
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- Can I use last night's bones to make soup?
- As long as they're not in the trash.
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- Lip hear anything new about Karen?
- Still asleep.
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- Karen or Lip?
- Both.
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Up and at them, yet again. Impressive.
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A job does that to me.
You good with Liam today?
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Me and Liam are deeply bonded bros.
Ha, ha.
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Hey, can I talk to you for a sec?
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- Uh, yeah, cool. Can you walk with me?
- Yeah.
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- See you later.
- Bye.
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- Be good for Jimmy.
- Hey, thanks.
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- How about I just give you the headline?
- Sure, newsboy. Headline away.
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Okay.
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- "Helping the world be a better place."
- Yeah, how's that?
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I'm thinking about
going back to medical school.
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- What?
- I already finished two years, one to go.
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Thinking it might be the right thing for us.
Future and all.
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Isn't med school really hard?
And expensive?
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But the payoff's great. Six figures.
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I'll take out loans.
Doesn't work out, I'll just default.
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Heh. "Dr. Jimmy," huh?
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Just spit-balling.
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Okay. Well, I'm off to sell cups
to people that use them.
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Not as exciting as medical school,
but exciting nonetheless.
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Hey.
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Okay, let's get started.
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You all know why you're here.
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You've seen his story on the news,
on Twitter feeds, on your Facebook walls.
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His is a tale of a lifetime in the closet...
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...of a brave midlife embrace
of his true nature...
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...and an acknowledgment that he is
a lightning rod for a vital civil rights issue.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Frank Gallagher.
Frank?
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Um...
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We're at, uh-- We're at a crucial time
in our nation's history.
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Whereas a nation
will either pivot toward what's right...
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...or, um...
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...stay stuck in what's wrong.
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And make no mistake,
right now, it's a horrible time to be gay.
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And I, like all of you,
have experienced it firsthand.
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Apparently I've caused a ruckus...
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...because I said that gay folks
deserve certain civil rights.
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Rights that the breeders
don't want to bestow upon me.
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Upon we. Ha, ha.
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Those breeders, all they wanna do...
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...is stop us from having the sex
that they wish they were having.
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If the kind of sex we're having
is what offends them most...
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...they should let us get married.
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Because anybody who's been married
knows that the sex is downhill from there.
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Now, we have long-- Thank you.
We have long been wronged.
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It's time for legislation
that allows our private parts...
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...to be aroused by the people
God intended to arouse them.
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And-- And it's time for that arousal
to happen within marriage.
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So get out your wallets...
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...or your man-purses, or whatever,
and give now.
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Because I hope never to be up again
this early...
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...unless it's rolling over
with a couple of you in bed.
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Thank you. I love you.
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Holy shit, you're good.
How did you get so good?
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My whole life I've been trying to convince
people to do what they don't wanna.
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The, uh-- The envelope, kind sir.
Thank you, thank you.
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Now we gotta talk about
upgrading my room.
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You can tip the front desk with some of
my recently departed hard-earned cash.
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The front desk at the Merchant Motor Inn
is behind bulletproof glass.
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It's Plexiglas. You have a queen bed
and premium channels.
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You saw what I did here.
I'm your new rainmaker.
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I can get these rump-swappers
to cough up cash night and day.
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"Rump-swappers"?
There's a slur I've never heard before.
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Okay, we'll see how
the high school speech goes.
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But until then, you're still on the clock...
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...so go shake some hands,
you little rump-swapper.
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You saucy tart, you.
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Sorry about that.
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It happens.
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Look, it's not you. I just...
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I can't get Karen getting hit by that car
out of my mind.
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Hey.
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- Hey, wait a minute. I can focus.
- I'm late for school.
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We can give each other head
in the shed behind the field at lunch.
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It is hard to turn down "head in the shed,"
but, uh, I might not make it there by lunch.
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Gonna stop by the hospital,
I'll see if Karen's okay.
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She's in a coma.
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Oh, I know, I just...
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...wanna show some support.
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She won't even know that you're there.
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Still, it's the right thing to do.
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You want me to come with?
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No, I'm cool.
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What's wrong?
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- Nothing.
- Your brow is furrowed.
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Oh, that's its natural state.
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Actually, yeah, my boyfriend just kind of
sprung some news on me as I was leaving.
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What's your guy want?
Night out with the boys? New pickup truck?
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Actually, he's thinking about
going back to medical school.
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Wow, you're dating a doctor?
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New K Cups came in.
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Woo-hoo! Ha, ha.
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I need me my French Vanilla Supreme.
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Hells yeah.
And a Black Tiger for The Con-Woman.
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We gotta celebrate,
Fiona's fiancé is gonna be a doctor.
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- He's not my fiancé.
- Yet.
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Ah, put your hooks in him, girl.
Doctors are rich.
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All right, K Cups are in. Fantastic.
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We're celebrating Fiona's
impending marriage to a doctor.
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Oh, wow, really?
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I-- No, not really.
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Well, what flavor's your K Cup poison?
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- Never had one.
- What?
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Let us usher you across
the workplace coffee frontier.
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- She ain't gonna need a workplace.
- She'll have servants bringing her coffee.
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Okay, come on now, stop.
No, seriously, keep going.
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Don't do that one.
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Morning, Mandy.
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Why does Lip give a fuck
whether that bitch Karen is alive or dead?
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It's a mystery.
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- What was all that about?
- You, Karen, the unfathomable male soul.
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- Heh. Why aren't you in school?
- Skipping.
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Debs, we need at least one person
in this family to not turn cynical...
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...and my money's been on you.
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I made soup for Sheila.
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Nice. I'm gonna drop by the hospital.
I'll take it for you.
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And take the credit for doing something
nice when you actually did nothing?
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To be fair, at that point,
I will have carried it all the way over there.
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You're taking Mandy for granted.
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- Why, what'd she tell you?
- She's kind, she's devoted.
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She's not someone whose feelings
you can ignore.
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So stop being a dope and put her feelings
first every once in a while.
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School is a time to experiment
with your minds and with your genitalia.
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Now, the human genitalia to me
is like a homing device.
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God's compass. Huh?
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And each of us has it
and it guides us to our destined homes.
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Now, our devices don't work...
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...if we try to point them in a direction
that they don't wanna go in, heh.
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He needs to tone it down, please.
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I laugh for a point, because let people chow
down on the nether region of their choice.
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Male, female, consenting animals--
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Mason Preparatory Academy,
thank you so much for hearing our story.
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Thank you, you're terrific.
You guys are terrific.
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- I'm sorry.
- What the hell was that?
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It's the hotel. I need a mini-fridge.
I need a hot plate--
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- Um, excuse me, excuse me?
- I tried to take a nap--
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That was the most honest speech
I've ever heard.
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I just texted my dad and he told me
I could donate $1000 to the cause.
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- Um, who do I make the check out to?
- The Certitude Commission.
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Okay.
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Kill the Phenobarbital and paralytics.
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Excuse me? Excuse me, hi.
I'm sorry, I know--
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Good morning. I know you're really busy,
but what--? What are you killing?
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The swelling appears to have gone down.
I'm killing the meds that induce the coma.
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Oh, okay. Excuse me. I'm sorry.
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- What does that mean?
- I'm removing some of her meds.
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- Okay. I'm sorry--
- Hey.
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Yes?
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I'm a nice guy.
Patient, not usually a violent dude.
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If you try to leave without telling us what's
going on in words we can understand...
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...I will lift your tiny body over my head
and throw you out the window.
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Your wife has sustained
serious trauma to her brain.
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You said that you're removing the meds
that induced the coma.
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Does that mean
she's gonna wake up soon?
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- One possibility.
- What are the others?
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That she won't wake up soon.
Or that she won't wake up ever.
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But if she does wake up,
will she be okay?
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We won't know how much damage there is
until she wakes.
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Well, can we help her wake up?
Can she hear us in there?
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Nobody knows. And I don't want to
get myself thrown out the window.
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Sweetie, time to wake up.
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Bacon, lettuce and tomato, on white.
Just like your other favorite meat.
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- Nothing? Been brewing that line for weeks.
- Mom's period day is tomorrow.
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- Oh.
- You didn't know that?
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Come on, I only got so much
in the hard drive.
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Remembering your mom's menstrual cycle
is not a top priority.
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- Want me to go get a pee stick?
- Honestly?
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No, no, lie to me.
I hear it make marriages thrive.
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Eat.
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I'll get a pee stick. We'll call your mom,
and we'll watch her take a piss.
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It'll be fun.
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Mickey getting married,
does that make sense to you?
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What sense needs to be made?
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Someone's pregnant,
someone got them pregnant...
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...and that's why marriage was invented.
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They been going out long?
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Who knows, I wasn't in on the courting,
or the fucking.
214
00:14:28,360 --> 00:14:31,159
- So where'd they meet?
- She works at Garden Springs Spa.
215
00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:34,074
If you call jerking off random dudes
working.
216
00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:35,435
She pretty?
217
00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:40,635
Oh, on the dead-eyed Russian hand-whore
scale, I'd say she'd rate about a seven.
218
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:50,713
- You have Sweet'N Low?
- I do not.
219
00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:56,197
It's okay, I always keep some in my wallet.
Just have to replace this one.
220
00:14:56,920 --> 00:15:00,277
I feel so honored to be invited
to your mistress' porch.
221
00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:02,636
When will you invite me inside for scones?
222
00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:06,396
Uh, no time soon. I'm thinking about
taking a little vacation to Michigan.
223
00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:08,870
I hope not to commandeer
a shipment of cars.
224
00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:11,509
I'm thinking of going back
to medical school.
225
00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:13,120
Heh. In Michigan?
226
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:16,956
Hey, I quit before I could finish,
and I only have a couple semesters left.
227
00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:18,998
So not a vacation?
228
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:23,511
- Not exactly, no.
- Why the step-stutter? Why not tell me?
229
00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:26,639
It's "stutter-step," okay?
I was testing the waters first.
230
00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:31,113
It's good for me and for you.
Out of trouble, keeping my nose clean.
231
00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:34,233
- In Michigan?
- Yes.
232
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:38,917
I mean, we can go up there, drive around.
Great food. Excellent cheese. Truth.
233
00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:41,237
- Good luck convincing her to move.
- Fiona?
234
00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:42,993
Estefania. Your wife.
235
00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:51,113
But if I do, you're onboard?
236
00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:53,840
- Why is it you think I am in charge, huh?
- Charge.
237
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,151
I am not the one who is in charge.
Are you?
238
00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:58,630
- You're in charge. Heh.
- Charge.
239
00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:02,510
I go where I'm supposed to go
and do what I'm supposed to do.
240
00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:05,593
Okay, if I do those things,
I stay out of trouble.
241
00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:11,357
I suggest you do the same.
242
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,434
Hey.
243
00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:30,514
Hi.
244
00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:40,754
Chicken soup.
245
00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:43,196
Oh.
246
00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:44,635
Oh.
247
00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:10,754
Hey, Busy Beaver.
You know the phrase "speed kills"?
248
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:13,156
- It's true.
- Trying to get through this stack.
249
00:17:13,320 --> 00:17:16,518
- Another stack just replaces this stack.
- Where's the next stack?
250
00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:18,791
Embrace the science of slow.
251
00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:21,680
Should have thought of that
before you made me mainline K Cups.
252
00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:24,674
Got a Jet Fuel, two Black Tigers
and a Butter Toffee in me.
253
00:17:24,840 --> 00:17:26,593
I feel like I did an eight ball.
254
00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:30,800
Don't raise the level of expectation
for when Maria comes back from sick leave.
255
00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:32,474
Science of slow.
256
00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:35,439
- I'm gonna grab some lunch. Wanna join?
- Brown-bagging it.
257
00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:39,514
My treat. You'll pay me back when your
doctor man starts his own practice.
258
00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:42,400
- Come on, come on.
- Okay.
259
00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:45,916
Hey, if it isn't Liberace.
260
00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:48,515
Liberace was rich.
261
00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:50,433
Go ahead, go ahead and mock...
262
00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:54,594
...but I have found a constituency
willing to reward me for my talents.
263
00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:55,995
Larceny and vomiting?
264
00:17:56,160 --> 00:18:00,040
Oratory. I'll have a Maker's Mark.
Make it the-- Oh, come on.
265
00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:04,160
You haven't paid your tab in months, Frank.
Oh! Good for you.
266
00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:06,471
- Let me give you some change.
- Five bucks?
267
00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:08,552
You're lucky we don't charge interest.
268
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:11,679
- Haven't seen you this cleaned up in ages.
- Uh, Christmas 2008.
269
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:13,638
Your mom made dinner for you and me.
270
00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:16,235
Then she went away
and you and I made a videotape.
271
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:18,915
You remember that? You still have it?
That was hot.
272
00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:22,960
I went six or seven rounds.
That's close to my personal best.
273
00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:24,310
Frank Gallagher?
274
00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:27,634
Uh, never heard of him.
275
00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:32,352
Allow me to introduce myself.
Alistair Huddleston. Can I buy you a drink?
276
00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:34,635
Make it two.
277
00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:54,839
- To men.
- I work for Return to Paradise Project.
278
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:58,550
We're a transformational ministry,
specializing in conversion therapy.
279
00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:02,031
We return homosexuals
to healthy heterosexual lifestyles.
280
00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:03,469
Why would you go do that?
281
00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:06,075
We believe that homosexuality is curable.
282
00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:09,790
Though some find pleasure in it,
homosexuality is an addiction.
283
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:13,277
- An addiction that tears families apart.
- I have a gay son.
284
00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:16,911
Never worry about him impregnating
some skanky neighborhood slut...
285
00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:19,720
...and bringing home
her unplanned-for half-breed.
286
00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:22,236
I wish I'd known I was gay back then.
287
00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:25,871
I could've risen high in any one of
the many fields dominated by gays.
288
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:30,353
Entertainment. Politics. Broadcasting.
Tennis.
289
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:33,029
You're working for Abraham Paige's
agenda?
290
00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:35,874
I am cleaning up. Helping the oppressed.
291
00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:39,477
They're addicted, not oppressed.
And we can pay you more.
292
00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:43,831
- How much more?
- Stipend, room, board.
293
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:47,152
And substantial speaking fees
upon completion of therapy.
294
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,357
Whoa, ha, ha. I draw the line at therapy.
295
00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:54,072
Frank, without the therapy, there's no cure.
I want to be able to say we cured you.
296
00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:58,872
Gay is who I am now.
Gay is who I shall be.
297
00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:02,158
Frank, you once walked
the true path of heterosexual love.
298
00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:05,119
If I were to redirect you
back onto that path...
299
00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:07,795
...you'll be a more compelling speaker
for our cause.
300
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:11,397
You'll have been singed by the fires of hell,
but lived to tell.
301
00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:13,637
Our therapy works.
302
00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:17,999
It starts with aversion techniques,
conditioning you to avoid gay-sex triggers.
303
00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:22,154
Clinical fornication would start once
you've practiced some of those techniques.
304
00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:25,000
Sorry, uh, "clinical fornication"?
305
00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:27,271
We house you in the Delacroix Hotel...
306
00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:31,070
...and deliver women to you
to have sex with until you're cured.
307
00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:35,270
Uh, I'm sorry, I interrupted you.
308
00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:38,592
We feel this is a lesser sin
than sodomy.
309
00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:41,157
I grant that this seems unconventional...
310
00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:44,279
...but new ideas are necessary
to counter unwavering plagues.
311
00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:46,796
We're paving a road back to God...
312
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:50,476
...and the devil has erected obstacles
that call for rule-bending...
313
00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:52,990
...in service of a greater good.
314
00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:57,799
Throw in some walking around money
and I'll give it a shot.
315
00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:27,557
That whore that Mickey's marrying...
316
00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:31,470
...is an actual whore that works at
Garden Springs Spa.
317
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:34,598
Family discounts on Handy J's.
318
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:38,470
Terry made Mickey fuck her
to fuck the gay out of him.
319
00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:41,394
- What? When?
- After he caught us together.
320
00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:43,756
Dude, how did I not know this shit?
321
00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:45,400
I didn't tell you.
322
00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:47,240
Well, did it work?
323
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:53,678
I mean, he might have...
324
00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:57,959
...faked it once or twice,
but he wants to be with me.
325
00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:03,275
I know what he felt with me.
326
00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:06,717
You can't fake that.
327
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:11,637
And now this chick is pregnant.
328
00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:23,350
Ian. My brother.
329
00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:28,993
You need to get out there
and fuck someone new, okay?
330
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:34,116
And someone in his early 20s,
not some old dude like Kash or Ned.
331
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:35,634
Fuck you.
332
00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:38,713
All right, seriously.
Go into a gay bar...
333
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:41,270
...make your need known...
334
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:43,553
...and have at it.
335
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:52,269
Mandy's upset you're upset about Karen.
336
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:56,195
- How many people is Mandy talking to?
- She cares about you.
337
00:22:56,360 --> 00:23:01,640
Why? I don't know.
You can be a real shithead.
338
00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:04,519
Hmm.
339
00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:10,719
How did we get this mixed up with
two people from the Milkovich family?
340
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:12,360
Um...
341
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:14,633
Bad parenting.
342
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:16,914
Yeah.
343
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:37,994
Prime rib for two?
344
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:41,676
Right there. Yeah. Oh. Oh, yeah.
345
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:49,117
And here you go.
346
00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:53,519
Mr. Gallagher, please excuse
my informality, but I saw you on TV.
347
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:56,639
And on behalf of
the entire gay community...
348
00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:59,713
...I wanna thank you for putting yourself
in the crosshairs of this issue.
349
00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:02,270
I mean, it's courageous and inspiring.
350
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:06,912
Whatever you need while you're here,
please do not hesitate to ask.
351
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:08,560
- Ketchup.
- What?
352
00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:13,351
- Ketchup.
- Oh, absolutely. Yes. Um...
353
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:15,190
My name is Jesus.
354
00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:18,273
Do you need me to sign you up
for any spa treatments or...?
355
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:20,352
Well, I'm wide open tomorrow.
356
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:23,871
Chockablock me some massages
from sunup to sundown.
357
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:25,156
Throw in a facial.
358
00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:26,549
Okay, will do.
359
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:29,597
Ketchup?
360
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:31,035
Oh, right.
361
00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:34,910
Is it possible that my teeth will
spontaneously straighten on their own?
362
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:38,790
Uh, Jimmy's going back to medical school.
We can ask him to help.
363
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:41,429
- I need alcohol.
- Is your mom not pregnant again?
364
00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:45,480
Can't find her. Went to her house,
her work. She's avoiding me.
365
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:47,597
- Must be bad news.
- Well, think positive.
366
00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:49,638
I've done that for the past two months.
367
00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:52,071
Every time she pees on the stick
it's bad news.
368
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:55,438
Then I get depressed thinking about
my husband banging my mom...
369
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:58,832
...because we selfishly want to have
a baby with some of our DNA.
370
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:03,119
Maybe my mom can't get pregnant anymore
and we've crossed this line for no reason.
371
00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:06,034
Every time I'm reminded
it's not me banging my husband.
372
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:09,233
It's not me peeing on a stick
or that gets to have the baby.
373
00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:12,075
V. Your mom wouldn't do this
if it wasn't for you.
374
00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:16,553
Kev's only doing this because he loves you.
There'd be no baby without you.
375
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:19,320
They all love you so much.
This is all about you.
376
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:22,716
So you're gonna get some wine,
get the stick...
377
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:26,516
...get your mom in the bathroom,
and if you get bad news...
378
00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:30,157
...get drunk.
And we'll figure out what comes next.
379
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:32,992
Who needs root beer float coffee?
380
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:34,429
All of us.
381
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:39,030
I love you.
382
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:41,755
- Call me with the news.
- Thank you.
383
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:43,952
Debs, Carl, bedtime.
384
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:45,395
See these?
385
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:48,151
Can you buy me braces
like you paid for Carl's?
386
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:50,756
Debbie, they don't look so bad.
387
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:54,874
Shut up. Yeah, "not that bad" means
one going this way and one going that way.
388
00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:56,395
They add character.
389
00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:59,957
Red hair, freckles and crooked teeth.
I don't need more character.
390
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:04,160
Things are a little tight right now.
I'll make it happen. Soon. Promise. Okay?
391
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:09,079
So...
392
00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:13,480
Medical school, huh?
393
00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:21,917
I put in a ton of work and I just got thinking
I should go back and finish what I started.
394
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,196
- I think it's great.
- Really?
395
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:30,992
Yeah. You're smart.
You care about people.
396
00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:38,116
You're a good person. Getting Carl braces,
Debbie braces. Taking care of Liam.
397
00:26:38,360 --> 00:26:40,875
Mm. Mm.
398
00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:44,272
Look how much you care for all of us,
without getting much in return.
399
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:46,870
Hey, I get plenty in return.
400
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:49,154
I'm behind you all the way.
401
00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:50,356
- Really?
- Mm-hm.
402
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:52,796
Because I'm gonna need it.
Plenty of work, plenty of hours.
403
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,559
So where would you go?
404
00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:57,355
University of Chicago? Northwestern?
405
00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:02,356
Northwestern could work.
Just gotta check into it.
406
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:04,516
Plenty of options.
407
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:07,793
Doctor Jimmy, that'd be something, huh?
408
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:10,514
Heh. Doctor.
409
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:14,034
Hmm.
410
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:26,555
Hey.
How's your room, Frank?
411
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:28,353
Amenities need to be amended.
412
00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:31,473
Mini-bottles are too mini.
Need to get the big boys here.
413
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:36,800
Will do. I've brought some media that needs
to be viewed before we begin conversion.
414
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:40,596
Okey-dokey.
I'll get started on this one, pronto.
415
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:43,633
You have, uh, been married before?
416
00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:46,918
Still am, but she never
really floated my boat.
417
00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:52,280
I did my husbandly duty to keep her happy
but it was always without pleasure or joy.
418
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:54,955
- Kids.
- A few.
419
00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:58,631
So you have committed the loving act
of heterosexual copulation?
420
00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:03,278
It was always under the influence, frankly.
Had to, to get the plumbing to work.
421
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:04,749
You just got sidetracked.
422
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:10,160
With your history of female contact, we can
begin clinical fornication stage immediately.
423
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:14,673
I doubt it'll work, but I'll give it
my best efforts if you think it might help.
424
00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:21,279
Hello, cuppers!
425
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:27,150
My great-great-grandfather fought in
the War Between the States.
426
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:30,359
He came back from that war
with one goal in mind.
427
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:34,037
To invent a disposable cup
so he wouldn't have to wash...
428
00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:37,956
The same stupid cup every doggone time.
429
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:40,356
Good news.
We have received approval...
430
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:41,914
Fiona, you play softball?
431
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:43,952
- Uh, no.
- Never?
432
00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:45,998
Shh. Uncle Matt's talking.
433
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:49,597
Nice job, Vinny Pitaro.
All right, Vinny.
434
00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:51,160
There he is. Ha, ha.
435
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:55,479
So we have a team called the Cuppers.
I need you on the squad for tonight's game.
436
00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:57,552
- Really, I'm terrible.
- Oh.
437
00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:00,838
'Twas back before
the millennium when I last donned me cleats.
438
00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:04,551
- What accent is that?
- Bad British, I think. Ahem. Yeah. Heh.
439
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:07,190
...thousands of cups at many a tailgate.
440
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:08,914
Go get them, Cuppers!
441
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:12,352
The league's co-ed. We need more ladies
or we're going to forfeit.
442
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:17,153
All right, I get it. You're a doctor's wife.
You gotta keep up appearances.
443
00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:19,039
Can't have fun or a life.
444
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:24,634
Okay, fine. Text me where the field is and
if I feel like blowing out a knee, I'll be there.
445
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:28,396
All right. You're not gonna want to miss it.
We pop a pony keg of Bud after.
446
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:31,835
- Just saying.
- Just saying.
447
00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:35,876
Excuse me, do you know where
I might be able to find Frank Gallagher?
448
00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:38,351
Best bet, nearest jail or gutter.
449
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:45,276
Would you tell him Abraham is looking for
him and he can reach me at that number?
450
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:49,038
Uh, I remember best
when I'm tipped to do so.
451
00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:58,951
Mr. Abraham, I will see to it
that he gets your message.
452
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:00,914
Thank you.
453
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:11,480
- Frank, this is Scotty.
- Hi, Frank.
454
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:15,115
Can you excuse us just one second?
455
00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:21,073
I'm not going to stop fucking men
to start fucking women who look like men.
456
00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:23,516
This is a ministry, not a brothel.
457
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:28,113
The volunteers who are ready
are teamed with others who are ready.
458
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:30,670
Thanks for being here
and doing this with me.
459
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:33,833
Scotty's been with us for six months
of hard, devoted work...
460
00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:37,112
...trying to overcome her lesbian tendencies.
Help each other.
461
00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:40,034
Been a long road.
But I want to be right with God.
462
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:41,993
As does Frank. Don't you, Frank?
463
00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:44,915
It's always good to have God in your corner.
464
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:48,511
The goal of this stage is
to stimulate one another...
465
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:52,594
...and to see if stimulation
can lead to copulation and orgasm.
466
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:55,315
Okay, uh, you're anxious to go.
467
00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:58,240
I'm going to slip out
before you slip off anything else.
468
00:30:58,480 --> 00:30:59,800
Is this really happening?
469
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:04,671
God willing. Last time Alistair brought a
man in, he left in tears after I got undressed.
470
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:06,400
Last time I shave everything.
471
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:10,996
Scotty has been taking birth control,
but as a precaution against STDs...
472
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:14,677
...please use the condoms
I've provided for you in the bathroom.
473
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:18,715
Be like Adam and Eve, discovering one
another the first time in the Garden of Eden.
474
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:23,955
Naked, discovering, bringing to each
other the pleasure God intended for them.
475
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:29,952
No shame, no guilt, no knowledge
of things that distract us from God's love.
476
00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:32,474
Oh.
477
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,993
Well, I must say,
you have amazing cans.
478
00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:53,799
- Shawna used to say that.
- Shawna?
479
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:58,159
Someone I'm trying to forget.
Will you please help me forget her?
480
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:09,636
Well, hello down there.
481
00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:16,836
- God wants this for us.
- You know what? Maybe he's right.
482
00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:22,155
If you were supposed to be a lesbian
and I was supposed to be gay, he'd be limp.
483
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:24,955
And look, my loaf of bread riseth.
484
00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:27,880
- Ever felt one of those before?
- Never one this old.
485
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:34,431
Thanks. Heh. It's like a hickory tree.
Gets stronger each year.
486
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:49,953
- Hey.
- Hey.
487
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:52,989
- You okay?
- Yeah.
488
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:55,709
- You weren't at school today.
- Uh, no, I didn't make it.
489
00:32:57,480 --> 00:32:58,834
Karen?
490
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:03,357
She's in pretty bad shape.
491
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:06,272
You going over there later tonight?
492
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:08,034
Uh...
493
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:12,118
I don't know. Not really sure.
494
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:15,758
You want me to come over later?
495
00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:18,954
I missed you last night.
496
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:21,280
Sure.
497
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:26,112
Yes. Please.
498
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:31,400
Okay. See you later.
499
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:33,715
Okay.
500
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:42,952
- How's it going up there?
- Fine.
501
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:46,637
Because I haven't seen your face
for a while and you're not saying much.
502
00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:49,753
- It's fine.
- Well, I got an appointment I've got to make.
503
00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:52,600
So, what can we do
to get you where you need to be?
504
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:53,996
Trying.
505
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:56,396
Is there anything I can do to hurry it up?
506
00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:58,193
Not sure.
507
00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:04,271
What if you were to imagine
that I'm Angelina Jolie?
508
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:10,436
- Because, you know, I've got people that--
- Shut up please, Angie.
509
00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:13,792
I just want someone
510
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:16,395
That I can talk to
511
00:34:16,720 --> 00:34:21,431
I want you just the way you are
512
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:26,629
I need to know that you will always be
513
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:28,837
She hates that song.
514
00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:37,435
I'm sorry. I'm really...
Look, I know you're here all day.
515
00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:39,757
And you're just trying to wake her up.
516
00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:44,034
I just think, if you want to wake her up,
do shit she likes, not shit she hates.
517
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:45,720
She hates that.
518
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:47,758
What do you think she would like?
519
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:51,630
I don't know. Uh, something else.
520
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:54,520
I'm gonna go get some coffee.
521
00:34:54,720 --> 00:34:58,430
- No, Jody, look, I didn't mean to--
- No. You're right.
522
00:34:59,720 --> 00:35:01,279
You've been a good friend to her.
523
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:12,274
Any progress at all?
524
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:18,272
Well, she flicks her toes sometimes.
The doctor thinks it could just be reflexes.
525
00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:20,394
Right.
526
00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:23,470
I'm sorry.
527
00:35:23,720 --> 00:35:28,556
Don't be sorry. I've often thought Jody's
musical repertoire could use updating.
528
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:34,392
No, I'm sorry I, uh, wasn't very nice to Karen.
529
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:36,672
The last time I saw her.
530
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:42,557
Actually, I, uh, kind of ended it.
531
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:45,754
And, uh, I didn't do it very well.
532
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:49,471
I don't want that to be
the last she heard from me.
533
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:51,069
It won't be.
534
00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:55,830
We're thinking positive.
535
00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:59,676
It makes a difference. She's gonna wake up.
536
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:03,995
And you didn't make her sad, Lip.
537
00:36:04,240 --> 00:36:06,596
She was so happy
when she got that text from you.
538
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:11,477
She knew you were texting to make up.
You should've seen her light up.
539
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:13,030
Text?
540
00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:15,914
The night of the accident
when she came to meet you.
541
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:22,834
I honestly think that she was so excited
she just forgot to look both ways.
542
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:24,918
Do you have Karen's phone here?
543
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:26,800
Um...
544
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:33,433
It could be with her things. I think, um...
545
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:13,035
That's enough, girls.
Walk away, Rene.
546
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:15,599
Walk away.
547
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:20,559
- I've been looking all over for you.
- Cell phone died. Didn't leave me a charger.
548
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:22,075
How'd you find me?
549
00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:26,160
I know people, Frank.
I put the word out, they call.
550
00:37:26,720 --> 00:37:31,078
I got you a better hotel. This is for
the Embassy Suites. North State Street.
551
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:37,955
Finish your drink, head over, get dressed.
There's clean polos and khakis in the closet.
552
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:41,511
Your next gig is at
the Oscar Wilde Bookstore. Tonight.
553
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:43,080
- Okay.
- Look sharp.
554
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:50,158
Hey, I've been trying to find you.
555
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:52,477
- I've been avoiding you finding me.
- Momma.
556
00:37:52,720 --> 00:37:56,270
I'm not feeling well. And when I don't
feel well, it's usually bad news.
557
00:37:56,480 --> 00:37:58,278
No, it could be good news.
558
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:01,917
Last two times you felt fine and it was bad,
maybe this time it's good.
559
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:03,674
No, I don't think so.
560
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:10,833
Momma, I really appreciate all you've done
and continue to do for me.
561
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:13,680
Ugh, give me the stick.
562
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:17,999
- Can I go with you this time?
- No.
563
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:21,272
Bathrooms have doors.
I'll do the whizzing, you do the waiting.
564
00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:22,874
Keep your hopes in check.
565
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:27,911
Everyone grab your jackets. Might be cold.
I don't want to wait for you.
566
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,832
- Hey.
- Hey.
567
00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:34,119
Hungry? Spaghetti and bread.
I made them leave you some.
568
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:36,437
Sure, thanks. How was work?
569
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:41,391
Good. Great actually.
I, uh, got invited to play softball tonight.
570
00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:43,472
Heh. Do you even own a glove?
571
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:46,754
It's Chicago-style softball.
You don't need a glove.
572
00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:49,316
- Look at you, trying to fit in.
- Hmm.
573
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:51,551
I'm hoping they keep me around for a while.
574
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:55,476
Come with? Should be fun. We can grab
a drink after, you can meet everyone.
575
00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:56,796
Cool.
576
00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:00,789
Hey, I may have to spend some more time
in, uh, Michigan.
577
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:05,916
- What?
- Med school. Admissions called.
578
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:09,431
Said I have to finish up there
or I lose a bunch of credits.
579
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:14,558
I can apply for schools here,
but I'd basically have to start over.
580
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:17,514
Lose all the work I've already done.
581
00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:20,232
It's only for a year.
582
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:25,559
I know it's a fly in the ointment. But they're
being really cool. Letting me re-enroll.
583
00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:29,916
- There's no other option?
- Not really.
584
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:32,797
- Not really, or no?
- No.
585
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:38,080
Wow, that's...
586
00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:40,716
Wow.
587
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:42,593
- You can come with me.
- To Michigan?
588
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:45,116
- It's not that far.
- The kids?
589
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:47,471
- Sure, if you want.
- If I want?
590
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:50,070
Yes, yes, of course, them too.
591
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:58,595
Look, there's details to sort through, but all
doable details. Totally doable details.
592
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:02,040
Uh-huh. Uh...
593
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:05,517
I have to get ready for softball.
594
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:16,750
Attention, people.
Kevin is gonna be a daddy.
595
00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:25,080
Really? Really?
596
00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:27,199
Look at the stick, people!
597
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:29,839
Oh, my God. Are you serious?
598
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:35,873
Look at the stick. Look at this stick.
599
00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:41,071
Be aware, for the rest of the night,
I am stirring cocktails with this stick.
600
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:14,195
Frank, where the hell are you?
Call me.
601
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:21,719
Hey, I can't believe you texted me
for a second go round.
602
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:24,879
- Maybe I made a mistake coming back.
- No, no, come on.
603
00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:29,672
We are heteros trapped in the demonic
obsession of same-sex sin.
604
00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:33,556
We must rid ourselves of the gay.
We just have to keep practicing.
605
00:41:37,720 --> 00:41:40,713
Let's go, Mike.
Come on, bring us home.
606
00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:42,560
Fiona's so into softball, huh?
607
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:45,559
We need more of that, Connie.
Mike, end this thing!
608
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:48,958
Yeah, Mike. We don't have enough beer
for extra innings.
609
00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:51,072
Yeah!
610
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:02,194
Oh, my God!
611
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:09,114
Beer! Get some beer!
612
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:11,397
Should we be planning for the worst?
613
00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:16,271
She's been through a tremendous trauma.
But I've seen miracles. They do happen.
614
00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:19,549
Just keep engaging with her.
615
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:23,237
Doing things she likes
that might trigger her unconscious.
616
00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:26,077
Let her know you're here.
617
00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:34,554
Sheila.
618
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:38,237
You should go home tonight.
Get some sleep.
619
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:44,514
Sheila. I think we need to start
taking turns getting shut eye in a real bed.
620
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:46,553
- I think--
- Please don't say that.
621
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:49,599
- I'm not saying she's not gonna wake up.
- Jody.
622
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:53,629
I'm just saying it's a marathon,
not a sprint.
623
00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:58,351
We gotta start taking care of ourselves.
For Karen.
624
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:03,318
You're a prince, Jody.
625
00:43:04,240 --> 00:43:06,800
- Stop.
- You're like a prince.
626
00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:14,560
I, um... I think that you're her prince.
627
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:21,839
When she was a little girl, I would read
to her from this old, old book of fairy tales.
628
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:26,355
They're dark, the old ones.
They're twisted and scary.
629
00:43:27,240 --> 00:43:31,553
She would hold my hand
and squeeze it really tight.
630
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:36,352
When the witches
and the poisoned apples...
631
00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:42,549
And wait for the kiss of true love. And
when it came, she would smile and say:
632
00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:49,197
"Mama, read it again."
And she grew up. And I took her prince.
633
00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:51,720
You're hers.
634
00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:21,553
All right, Cuppers. Good game, guys.
Thanks for having me.
635
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:24,076
What? No, you've had like
half a beer.
636
00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:27,352
- Pound the rest, girl.
- Actually, that would be half-pounding. Heh.
637
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:28,756
Uncle Matt's rules.
638
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:32,874
All Cuppers get to come in two hours late
the day after a softball victory.
639
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:36,511
- Uncle Matt encourages drunkenness.
- Yeah, please. Drink with us.
640
00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:39,957
I told my brother I'd only stay for a second.
Little ones gotta be in bed.
641
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:43,915
- How many of those kids are yours?
- I birthed none yet am responsible for all.
642
00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:46,675
Wait until you marry the doctor,
you'll have your own Irish brood.
643
00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:52,358
Uh, go Cuppers. See you tomorrow.
Finish that.
644
00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:54,757
- Thank you. Bye.
- Bye.
645
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:56,195
That must be the doctor.
646
00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:57,680
- Mm-hm.
- Heh.
647
00:44:58,280 --> 00:44:59,794
- Did I do that out loud?
- Yeah.
648
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,878
All right, guys, come on, stop staring.
649
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:04,237
- Amateurs. Come on.
- Why? Were we staring?
650
00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:09,038
- How was the game?
- Walk off win. I scored.
651
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:14,914
You knew, didn't you?
652
00:45:15,720 --> 00:45:16,915
Knew what?
653
00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:20,917
Michigan. You knew you were gonna
have to move back from the beginning.
654
00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:23,470
- What? No.
- Please don't be the guy who lies.
655
00:45:23,720 --> 00:45:29,796
- Please. Don't be that guy.
- Yes. Probably. Not for sure, but yes.
656
00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:31,270
- I'm tired, dude.
- Fiona.
657
00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:32,874
- Fiona.
- What?
658
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:39,675
I need a change.
659
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:43,397
- From me?
- You know that's not what I meant.
660
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:47,877
I only know what you wanna tell me,
when you decide you wanna tell me.
661
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:49,873
I love you.
662
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:53,793
Great.
663
00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:58,794
Debbie needs braces,
I'm making espressos.
664
00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:02,238
You're selling cups. It's a year.
665
00:46:02,520 --> 00:46:06,480
Stop saying it like a year is nothing.
Like nothing can happen in a year.
666
00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:09,639
Like being away from each other
for a year wouldn't matter.
667
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,196
Other people do it.
668
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:21,871
I'm tired. I gotta get up
early in the morning. Selling cups.
669
00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:24,520
Fiona.
670
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:28,912
I'm gonna be a great doctor.
671
00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:34,999
I'm not arguing that.
672
00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:51,954
Are you awake?
673
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:32,798
Give it to me, Rihanna.
Yeah, go.
674
00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:36,274
Open the door.
675
00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:38,638
- Go. Almost there.
- Aah!
676
00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:43,472
Oh, my God.
677
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:46,277
I can explain.
678
00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:48,358
Reparative therapy?
679
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:49,914
Jesus, get her out of here.
680
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:52,676
But I can fix him, I can try harder.
681
00:48:52,880 --> 00:48:55,076
- I can do it.
- Get her out.
682
00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:59,110
You let yourself be brainwashed
by Alistair Huddleston...
683
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:02,432
...and his
Return to Paradise Project lunatics?
684
00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:06,276
I thought she was a he. She was wearing
Pendleton plaid and combat boots.
685
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:10,520
Paul Bunyan's blue ox would have
been fooled. All she needed was an ax.
686
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:12,240
Jesus, lock the door.
687
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:15,240
I'm gay. Jesus, wait. I'm gay.
688
00:49:15,480 --> 00:49:17,711
I'm completely 100 percent gay.
689
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,720
Good.
Now you're going to prove it.
690
00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:23,958
Boys.
691
00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:29,360
I like to watch.
692
00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:31,796
Oh, boy.
693
00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:35,751
I mean, oh, boy.
694
00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:39,478
So when you say you went down...
695
00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:41,353
I went down and I went to town.
696
00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:44,991
I chowed down on her like I was
drinking from a cup of ambrosia.
697
00:49:45,240 --> 00:49:47,630
And she came. She came to.
698
00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:50,273
You gotta get the word out.
699
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:52,398
I've found the cure to comas.
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