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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,919 --> 00:00:04,586 For those of you who were too busy... 2 00:00:04,754 --> 00:00:06,797 ...here's what happened last week on Shameless. 3 00:00:06,965 --> 00:00:08,674 When do you want me to come back in? 4 00:00:08,883 --> 00:00:10,676 - Never! - That girl you're with... 5 00:00:10,885 --> 00:00:13,762 ...you'll knock her up. You'll get a job at Best Buy, from that point on... 6 00:00:13,930 --> 00:00:16,265 ...you won't be able to hold a job because you'll know the truth. 7 00:00:16,474 --> 00:00:18,017 You never lived up to your potential. 8 00:00:18,184 --> 00:00:19,977 I'm gonna give the baby up for adoption. 9 00:00:20,186 --> 00:00:22,146 How much can we get for the baby? 10 00:00:22,355 --> 00:00:24,565 I introduce you to a pool of parents that want to adopt. 11 00:00:24,774 --> 00:00:26,608 - So you're a broker? - I'm gay! 12 00:00:26,818 --> 00:00:29,403 You're pretending to date Mandy so you can fuck her brother. 13 00:00:29,571 --> 00:00:30,696 - I'm not doing this. - Doing what? 14 00:00:30,905 --> 00:00:34,491 Figure out that chick on my sofa wearing your wedding ring and then we'll talk. 15 00:00:34,701 --> 00:00:37,369 - Don't give up on me. - Doing anything this afternoon? 16 00:00:37,579 --> 00:00:39,329 - We need a coach. - Fiona go to the games? 17 00:00:39,539 --> 00:00:40,914 - Never misses one. - Call me "Coach." 18 00:00:41,666 --> 00:00:42,875 Who's your friend? 19 00:00:43,084 --> 00:00:45,085 Heard you could help me, need an alibi. 20 00:00:45,295 --> 00:00:46,628 - How much? - Fifteen hundred. 21 00:00:46,796 --> 00:00:49,923 - What are you doing? - Sending cash to my sons. 22 00:00:50,133 --> 00:00:53,510 That will make Frank very happy. 23 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:56,430 - Frank gets none. - You and Monica are over, Frank. 24 00:00:56,639 --> 00:00:59,975 - Me and Monica are getting married. - She's still married to me! 25 00:01:00,185 --> 00:01:04,438 I have never, ever had any intention of getting back together with you, Frank! 26 00:01:04,606 --> 00:01:05,939 - Expelled? - You win. 27 00:01:06,149 --> 00:01:08,400 School or leave. What are you doing? 28 00:01:08,610 --> 00:01:11,278 I'm not going back to school, so that means I'm leaving. 29 00:01:11,488 --> 00:01:13,655 - Goodbye, Sheila. - Goodbye, Peg. 30 00:01:16,576 --> 00:01:18,952 Frank, your mother's passed. 31 00:01:19,871 --> 00:01:21,288 Mom died. 32 00:01:22,665 --> 00:01:24,416 Lip, come back! 33 00:02:50,128 --> 00:02:52,004 Lip? 34 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:02,097 Debbie? 35 00:03:11,399 --> 00:03:12,858 Lip? 36 00:03:13,902 --> 00:03:15,861 Good morning, sweetheart. 37 00:03:16,738 --> 00:03:18,155 Mom. 38 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:23,327 - We don't have any money. - Mimosa? 39 00:03:25,914 --> 00:03:27,539 Hello. 40 00:03:27,749 --> 00:03:28,999 What? 41 00:03:30,001 --> 00:03:31,210 When? 42 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:35,964 Okay, well, how much is that going to cost? 43 00:03:38,426 --> 00:03:41,011 I have to call you back with an answer. 44 00:03:41,179 --> 00:03:42,512 Thank you. 45 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:46,850 - Grammy died? - Honey, I am so sorry. 46 00:03:47,018 --> 00:03:50,229 She was my mother. I'm the one who's hurting here. 47 00:03:50,438 --> 00:03:53,148 Yeah, well, that was the Cook County Hospital Morgue. 48 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:54,942 Claim her body or they're gonna cremate her. 49 00:03:55,151 --> 00:03:58,237 I am done running around trying to please that woman. 50 00:03:58,446 --> 00:04:02,199 - Grammy died? - Debbie! Oh, Liam! 51 00:04:02,408 --> 00:04:05,577 Look at you, my little brown bear. 52 00:04:05,787 --> 00:04:08,038 Oh, look how big you are! 53 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:11,333 - How long is she staying? - Only forever and a day! 54 00:04:11,542 --> 00:04:14,878 - Are my camo pants still in the dryer? - Ian! 55 00:04:16,756 --> 00:04:19,883 - What is she doing here? - I asked your mother to come home. 56 00:04:20,051 --> 00:04:21,301 You live here now too? 57 00:04:21,511 --> 00:04:23,136 - I made breakfast. - No, thanks. 58 00:04:23,304 --> 00:04:26,765 Your mom spent a lot of time making that breakfast. Sit down and eat it. 59 00:04:26,933 --> 00:04:28,308 - This is bullshit. - Ian. 60 00:04:28,518 --> 00:04:31,645 - Wait. - Gonna wash his mouth out with soap. 61 00:04:31,813 --> 00:04:33,730 You can wash mine out. I wanna fart bubbles. 62 00:04:33,898 --> 00:04:36,942 - Oh, Carlie! - Mom? 63 00:04:37,151 --> 00:04:39,403 You're so big! 64 00:04:39,612 --> 00:04:41,989 Come on, I made you breakfast. Sit down and eat. 65 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:44,783 Where's Lip? 66 00:04:50,623 --> 00:04:53,500 My mom showed up today. She just came out of nowhere. 67 00:04:53,668 --> 00:04:56,336 - She staying? - Never does. 68 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:59,089 Lip playing hookey today? 69 00:04:59,257 --> 00:05:02,426 He dropped out of school, so Fiona gave him the boot. 70 00:05:02,593 --> 00:05:04,261 I think he's staying with Karen. 71 00:05:04,470 --> 00:05:08,890 See, Karen's like cancer. You kill it in one spot, it pops up in another. 72 00:05:12,228 --> 00:05:14,438 - You okay? - Yeah. 73 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:18,025 How's Mickey holding up in juvie? 74 00:05:18,192 --> 00:05:22,404 He called me a fuck-twat, so he seems okay. You should visit him. 75 00:05:22,613 --> 00:05:26,116 He's a little pissed at me for something. He thinks I pussied out. 76 00:05:26,284 --> 00:05:28,285 - Did you? - Kind of. 77 00:05:30,705 --> 00:05:32,831 - You're lucky your mom's dead. - Yeah. 78 00:05:33,041 --> 00:05:37,961 So weird how someone's here and then they're just gone. 79 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:40,839 I know. What happens to their soul? 80 00:05:41,049 --> 00:05:44,051 Maybe it's like what happened to Karen in utero. 81 00:05:44,260 --> 00:05:47,637 She was a twin, and then she just absorbed the other one. 82 00:05:47,847 --> 00:05:51,808 Whoa. So you mean, like, maybe Peggy's soul got absorbed by us? 83 00:05:51,976 --> 00:05:53,852 Maybe. 84 00:05:55,104 --> 00:05:59,566 Rats! it says in order to have a hospice license... 85 00:05:59,734 --> 00:06:03,528 - ...I have to get a nursing degree. - University of River Phoenix. 86 00:06:03,696 --> 00:06:06,448 - It's all online. Seen the ads on TV. - Huh. 87 00:06:10,828 --> 00:06:13,163 Hey, hey! 88 00:06:13,331 --> 00:06:16,666 Karen, I know it's your choice... 89 00:06:16,834 --> 00:06:19,169 ...but I just want to go on record as saying... 90 00:06:19,337 --> 00:06:21,880 ...I think you should consider keeping the baby. 91 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:25,050 And Jody. No offense, Lip. 92 00:06:25,259 --> 00:06:26,885 - None taken. - Since Frank bailed... 93 00:06:27,095 --> 00:06:29,429 ...can I dump his Speed Stick and English Leather... 94 00:06:29,597 --> 00:06:31,973 ...and put my stuff back in the medicine cabinet? 95 00:06:32,141 --> 00:06:34,684 Sweetheart, both of you, come, sit down. 96 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:38,980 Sweetie... 97 00:06:39,190 --> 00:06:44,986 ...your grandmother's passing has taken quite a toll on Frank. 98 00:06:45,196 --> 00:06:47,406 He just needs some time alone. 99 00:06:47,615 --> 00:06:49,324 He packed a duffle bag and left. 100 00:06:49,534 --> 00:06:52,744 Sometimes when people love each other very much... 101 00:06:52,912 --> 00:06:56,123 ...they need time apart so when they come back together... 102 00:06:56,332 --> 00:06:58,792 ...their love is even stronger. 103 00:07:00,461 --> 00:07:02,587 - Okay. - Thanks for the talk, Mrs. Jackson. 104 00:07:02,755 --> 00:07:03,797 Sure. 105 00:07:06,217 --> 00:07:12,222 Karen, is Lip going to stay overnight again tonight? 106 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:14,933 He's just a friend, needs a place to stay. 107 00:07:15,143 --> 00:07:20,730 Lip is very nice, but I hope you see what a catch Jody is. 108 00:07:20,940 --> 00:07:23,692 - Jody's an idiot. - Give it time. 109 00:07:23,860 --> 00:07:28,029 "Then the window draws full upon your mind. 110 00:07:28,197 --> 00:07:33,452 There, beyond the sway of curtains, men walk." 111 00:07:33,661 --> 00:07:36,246 Maya Angelou said that. 112 00:07:37,707 --> 00:07:41,960 I'm pretty sure she wasn't talking about Jody, but thanks, Mom. 113 00:07:45,339 --> 00:07:46,923 Okay. 114 00:07:59,187 --> 00:08:01,271 Are you really gonna do this every morning? 115 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,607 - Do what? - Show up, try to woo me? 116 00:08:03,816 --> 00:08:05,734 - I'm looking for Lip. - Uh-huh. 117 00:08:05,902 --> 00:08:08,487 - I can't be friends with your brother? - No, you can't. 118 00:08:08,696 --> 00:08:09,863 We gonna have a funeral? 119 00:08:10,031 --> 00:08:11,323 - No. - Who died? 120 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:13,074 Grammy. 121 00:08:13,242 --> 00:08:16,077 Wow. I'm sorry, guys. 122 00:08:16,245 --> 00:08:19,414 A funeral requires a body and your father hasn't picked her up yet. 123 00:08:19,582 --> 00:08:21,541 So she's laying somewhere all alone? 124 00:08:21,751 --> 00:08:24,377 We can have a memorial. Don't need a body for that. 125 00:08:24,545 --> 00:08:25,879 I spy doughnuts. 126 00:08:26,047 --> 00:08:29,132 Hey. Hey, check it out, Steve. It's a bloody butthole. 127 00:08:29,884 --> 00:08:33,386 - Heh, heh, heh. Awesome, dude! - School. Let's go. 128 00:08:33,554 --> 00:08:36,223 - Lunch? - Shit. 129 00:08:36,432 --> 00:08:38,183 We already had that for breakfast. 130 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:41,353 Sometimes astronauts have breakfast three times a day. 131 00:08:41,562 --> 00:08:43,730 Lip never came back after he blew out of here. Check Karen's. 132 00:08:43,940 --> 00:08:46,024 - Karen's? isn't she married? - Aren't you? 133 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:48,527 - Technicality. - Goodbye. 134 00:08:48,694 --> 00:08:51,696 - Oh, such sweet sorrow. - You gonna drive us? 135 00:08:51,864 --> 00:08:53,949 - Absolutely. - No, he's not. I mean it. 136 00:08:54,158 --> 00:08:56,159 Stop coming around. 137 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:00,497 Who was that? 138 00:09:00,706 --> 00:09:02,707 Are you gonna be here when we get home? 139 00:09:02,875 --> 00:09:04,918 - Absolutely. I told you so. 140 00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:06,962 Shut up, you didn't believe her either. 141 00:09:07,171 --> 00:09:11,341 Know what I think? I think we should paint your room a new color today. 142 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,552 Here, go. Now. 143 00:09:14,262 --> 00:09:16,096 - Have fun at school. - Carl, here. 144 00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:20,642 I got this. 145 00:09:33,197 --> 00:09:34,614 So where is Lip? 146 00:09:34,782 --> 00:09:37,701 Really? That's what you want to ask me? 147 00:09:37,868 --> 00:09:39,744 He's always been your favorite. 148 00:09:39,954 --> 00:09:44,291 - That's not true, Fiona. - That's right, you're your favorite. 149 00:09:46,335 --> 00:09:49,588 So, uh, Bob throw you out or you walk out on her too? 150 00:09:49,755 --> 00:09:52,841 Your father came to me. He needed me. Told me you needed me too. 151 00:09:53,009 --> 00:09:54,926 He lied. We don't. 152 00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:58,305 I'm sorry. I'm here now. I want to try and start over. 153 00:09:59,015 --> 00:10:00,724 Will you let me? 154 00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:10,567 Lip dropped out of school. 155 00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:13,486 I told him, back in school or he couldn't live here. 156 00:10:13,696 --> 00:10:16,031 - You threw him out? - He left. 157 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:17,657 He's family, Fiona. 158 00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:21,328 Lip chose to leave this family. That sound familiar? 159 00:10:23,539 --> 00:10:27,375 Look at my two girls together in the kitchen. 160 00:10:27,585 --> 00:10:29,002 I don't know which is prettier. 161 00:10:29,211 --> 00:10:31,671 I don't have time. I gotta get Liam dressed. 162 00:10:31,839 --> 00:10:34,007 - Where are you taking him? - He comes to work. 163 00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:35,550 That's silly. Leave him home. 164 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:36,968 - With who? - His mother. 165 00:10:37,178 --> 00:10:40,513 Come on, let me prove to you I can take care of him. Please? 166 00:10:42,224 --> 00:10:44,643 - You're gonna be home all day? - Absolutely. 167 00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:48,146 You're not gonna leave with him? Run off, join the circus? 168 00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:51,608 I just want to take care of my baby, Fiona. 169 00:10:56,447 --> 00:10:58,198 Thank you. 170 00:10:58,366 --> 00:11:00,825 We're gonna have so much fun, my little brown bear. 171 00:11:00,993 --> 00:11:04,871 Milk and water from the sippy cup, juice he can only have watered down. 172 00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:07,707 - Got it. - He's gotta drink it from a big boy cup. 173 00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:11,753 I'm gonna drink a beer from a big boy cup. Want to watch? 174 00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:20,512 You know, I saw Choady sneaking out when we came in. 175 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,430 My mom lets him in when I'm not home. 176 00:11:22,598 --> 00:11:24,516 It's like having a wet Labrador. 177 00:11:24,725 --> 00:11:26,184 Fucking clueless. 178 00:11:27,895 --> 00:11:30,980 So how long are you planning on staying? 179 00:11:31,899 --> 00:11:34,067 - What do you mean, here? - Mom wants to know. 180 00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:36,945 Says I have to charge you rent. 181 00:11:37,154 --> 00:11:38,613 Your mom wants me to pay rent? 182 00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:41,908 - Well, how much? - A hundred a week. 183 00:11:42,743 --> 00:11:44,703 What about dead Daddy's insurance money? 184 00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:46,579 My check's tied up at the claims department. 185 00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:48,415 I could stay in the basement. 186 00:11:48,624 --> 00:11:51,960 Could knock $20 off, but still gonna have to charge you. 187 00:11:54,004 --> 00:11:58,007 - Fuck you, Karen. - Isn't that how we got into this mess? 188 00:11:58,217 --> 00:12:01,302 You know what? Fuck me going on any more adoption interviews. 189 00:12:01,470 --> 00:12:05,390 Good luck signing off on an adoption without the biological father's signature. 190 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:09,352 I'll get Frank to go with me. Might not even have to cut him in. 191 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:10,729 Hm. 192 00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:24,617 Always pleasantly surprised we don't find dead hookers... 193 00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:26,786 - ...cut up in the toilets. - There's still time. 194 00:12:26,954 --> 00:12:29,038 - Where's Liam? - Monica dumped Bob... 195 00:12:29,206 --> 00:12:31,833 ...and showed up on our doorstep to play house. 196 00:12:32,042 --> 00:12:35,336 She insisted on watching Liam, probably got his tongue in an outlet. 197 00:12:35,504 --> 00:12:36,880 Shit, I'm sorry. 198 00:12:37,047 --> 00:12:39,966 First thing she did was bust my balls for kicking Lip out. 199 00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:44,512 - You didn't kick him out. - Feel like I have, giving an ultimatum. 200 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:49,225 I miss him. Especially with Monica home. Lip has my back in that fight. 201 00:12:49,393 --> 00:12:53,104 This is the kind of shit I'm afraid of happening if Kev and I have a kid. 202 00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:56,733 - The little fuckers gang up on you. - I've seen this movie before. 203 00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:59,277 Monica comes home long enough to reunite with Frank... 204 00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:01,946 ...gets knocked up with another kid, then splits. 205 00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:06,075 Not this time. Not gonna let her ruin Debbie and Carl's lives too. 206 00:13:06,243 --> 00:13:10,663 Trash can is a foot away, people! Why you gotta be such nasty pigs!? 207 00:13:10,831 --> 00:13:15,668 Human nature. Given the choice, people usually do the wrong thing. 208 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,257 I can't take it anymore. I'm gonna run home... 209 00:13:21,425 --> 00:13:24,385 ...check on Liam before the ground floor. Not a lot of trust in Monica. 210 00:13:24,553 --> 00:13:27,514 Might be nice to have time for an actual life while she's around. 211 00:13:27,723 --> 00:13:30,600 Ain't you just the queen of silver linings? 212 00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:33,978 - Live a little while you can. - Ugh. 213 00:13:38,275 --> 00:13:40,693 - What? - Where'd you disappear to? 214 00:13:40,861 --> 00:13:43,655 Didn't know I had to report, but if you must know, school. 215 00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:48,159 Right. Look, I'm sorry about that shit that happened earlier. 216 00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:50,411 Give me the rest of the day to find a new place? 217 00:13:50,579 --> 00:13:53,081 - Fine. - And, um... 218 00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:58,086 I wanna go on the rest of the adoption meetings with you. 219 00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:03,174 I'd kind of like to have a say in where this kid might end up. 220 00:14:03,384 --> 00:14:07,804 Go if you fucking want to go. I don't need help or handouts from anyone. 221 00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:15,478 Hey, Ron. I need to talk to you. 222 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:18,606 What the hell are you doing here? My wife's inside. 223 00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:21,192 Thing is, I'm kind of pregnant and it's yours. 224 00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:24,028 - What!? - I want an abortion, I can't afford it. 225 00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:26,698 I can't apply for a credit card, because I'm not 18. 226 00:14:27,908 --> 00:14:29,242 Hang on. 227 00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:43,089 We had fun though, didn't we? 228 00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:48,261 Sometimes when I see the word "hospice" on the screen... 229 00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:53,057 ...I pronounce it "ho spice" in my head. Isn't that silly? 230 00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:56,769 Sometimes I do that with "butt ermilk." 231 00:14:57,980 --> 00:15:01,190 But "ermilk" is not really a word. 232 00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:04,903 Did you hear what you just said? 233 00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:07,697 You said, "Buttermilk's not really a word." 234 00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:09,532 Oh. I did, didn't I? 235 00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:16,164 Did you hear that? 236 00:15:16,373 --> 00:15:18,666 Hearing a lot of weird noises the last few days. 237 00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:22,462 So have I. Don't think I'm crazy... 238 00:15:22,671 --> 00:15:26,174 ...but sometimes I think Eddie's spirit is still in this house. 239 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:39,187 Eddie? 240 00:15:49,239 --> 00:15:53,409 Mom had a huge chunk of cash lying around before she kicked it. Ah! 241 00:15:53,577 --> 00:15:56,120 - How much? - Seventy-five large. Oh! 242 00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:58,164 - I think it's at Sheila's. - Get it! 243 00:15:58,374 --> 00:15:59,749 Get it and give it to me. 244 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,876 - Yeah? Okay. - Yes. 245 00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:06,756 Jesus Christ! Really? In the kitchen? 246 00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:09,217 I thought you were working, honey. 247 00:16:09,426 --> 00:16:12,345 - Where's Liam? - He's sleeping. 248 00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:17,100 I'll remind you this is our house and we can make love in any room we want to. 249 00:16:17,267 --> 00:16:21,396 - Your kids eat off that table! - Let's fuck in her room next. 250 00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:35,493 C sounds like "sss" 251 00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:39,455 When it begins words like "circle" 252 00:16:39,623 --> 00:16:42,166 Circle doesn't start with an S? What the fuck? 253 00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:43,334 Like "cat" 254 00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:45,503 Cat! I know that shit! That's a cat! 255 00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:48,798 - You ordering shit off the TV again? - Just a little bit of this. 256 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,466 Just a little bit of this. 257 00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:52,719 - I'll see you after work. - All right. 258 00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:57,724 Bitch Karen's trying to make me pay rent. Can you believe that? 259 00:16:57,891 --> 00:17:00,184 Wanna play "Saints Row: The Third" before my shift? 260 00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:03,479 - You got it? - Hell, yeah, I got it. Waited in line. 261 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:06,274 Hey, cool if I stay at your place a couple of days? 262 00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:08,151 Shit, yeah! 263 00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:12,572 Kevin. Kitchen. 264 00:17:18,662 --> 00:17:21,497 Lip isn't staying with us. We're not getting in the middle... 265 00:17:21,665 --> 00:17:23,249 ...of this Gallagher shitstorm. 266 00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:27,086 - You guys are taking Fiona's side? - Fiona would have our asses. 267 00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:30,381 What if we adopt Lip as our own? 268 00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:32,133 Wouldn't that change everything? 269 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:37,013 - Shit, V, I'm kidding! Damn, calm down. - Go home, Lip. 270 00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:41,142 I'm sorry, dude, you can't stay here. 271 00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:44,854 What the fuck, man? 272 00:17:50,694 --> 00:17:52,361 Thanks for all your help, Kev. 273 00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:55,531 Don't come running next time you want your taxes done... 274 00:17:55,699 --> 00:17:57,700 ...or your liquor commission test taken... 275 00:17:57,868 --> 00:18:00,203 ...or get your tongue stuck to a frozen pole. 276 00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:09,337 I like to wash her late in the day. 277 00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:13,341 In the sun, the water can dry too fast and leave spots. 278 00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:15,259 Good to know. 279 00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:19,222 - She send you? - No, she doesn't know I'm here. 280 00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:23,392 She needs you, Bob. 281 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:25,853 You're the best thing that ever happened to her. 282 00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:29,315 I don't want shit to do with that bitch anymore. 283 00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:33,903 Especially now that her snatch is on that nasty old lrish cock of Frank's. 284 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:37,156 - Pass. - You don't love her? 285 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,327 Love ain't got nothing to do with it. 286 00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:44,705 Living with Monica was like living with a black hole. 287 00:18:44,873 --> 00:18:47,917 It drained my spirit and my bank account. 288 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:52,421 Bitch spent all my money on meditation retreats... 289 00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:55,675 ...and unfinished, half-assed home renovations. 290 00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:58,386 Thank the good Lord Frank showed up when he did. 291 00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:02,515 Frank came looking for her? 292 00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:05,476 Crying like a little bitch about his dead mama. 293 00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:08,354 Shit, they're pathetic. Both of them. 294 00:19:10,774 --> 00:19:12,567 Monica's your problem now. 295 00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:17,572 Presenting his and her lordship, Frank and Monica Gallagher. 296 00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:20,032 Holy shit. 297 00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:25,246 About time. You still got an open tab running, bitch. 298 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:29,876 - How are you, baby? - Better without your bad influence. 299 00:19:30,085 --> 00:19:31,836 Oh, please, give me a break. 300 00:19:32,045 --> 00:19:34,589 - Hey, Monica. - Aw, Gus! 301 00:19:34,756 --> 00:19:37,842 - Wow. New tattoo? - Yeah, a good one! 302 00:19:38,051 --> 00:19:42,138 - Kev, you remembered. - Irish Car Bomb, how could I forget? 303 00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:45,474 - I'll have one of those too. - You can't handle an lrish Car Bomb. 304 00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:48,436 You look good, Moni. Back on your meds? 305 00:19:48,645 --> 00:19:52,648 Hell, no. That crap makes me all foggy and gets me fat. 306 00:19:52,816 --> 00:19:56,027 Besides, I am not bipolar. 307 00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:00,156 Give me a dollar. 308 00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:06,662 Here you go, Frank. 309 00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:13,628 Dance with me. 310 00:20:13,795 --> 00:20:17,840 I go out walkin' after midnight 311 00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:20,092 Out in the moonlight 312 00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:22,637 Just like we used to do 313 00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:25,598 When they're good, they're good. 314 00:20:25,807 --> 00:20:27,725 I'm betting two weeks. Three, tops. 315 00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:31,520 For you 316 00:20:32,147 --> 00:20:34,148 I walk for miles 317 00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:36,609 Oh, I love you, baby. 318 00:20:37,110 --> 00:20:39,111 Oh. 319 00:20:39,988 --> 00:20:42,114 She's in a better place, Frankie. 320 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:49,664 Searching for you 321 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,666 I stop to see a weeping willow 322 00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,597 You are going in tonight. 323 00:21:06,807 --> 00:21:09,350 Come in! Take your coat off! 324 00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:12,603 - Take all your clothes off! - Stay a while. Ha, ha, ha. 325 00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:15,856 - Are you kidding me? - Oh, my baby! 326 00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:17,900 Like a library in here! 327 00:21:20,862 --> 00:21:21,904 How the stars stole the night 328 00:21:22,072 --> 00:21:25,658 I lost my virginity to this song at a concert in an Andy Gump. 329 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:30,496 Take this somewhere else! It's a school night, kids are asleep. 330 00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:33,207 Oh, come on, you know Carl can sleep through anything. 331 00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:36,294 Hey, everybody, found some chips and semi-hard doughnuts. 332 00:21:36,503 --> 00:21:38,879 Semi-hard can still knock you up! 333 00:21:39,047 --> 00:21:40,715 Ba de ya 334 00:21:40,882 --> 00:21:42,800 Say, do you remember 335 00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:45,428 Ba de ya Dancing in September 336 00:21:45,595 --> 00:21:50,516 I want to do something with my life. So shut the fuck up and let me sleep. 337 00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:53,686 Do not talk to your mother like that, you little fucker. 338 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:57,148 - Unh! Jesus! - Apologize to him. 339 00:21:57,357 --> 00:21:59,984 - What? - Apologize. 340 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:05,614 - Uh, sorry. - What is going on? 341 00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:08,075 Grab your earplugs, go back to bed. 342 00:22:13,874 --> 00:22:17,084 - Debbie! Hi, honey! - Debs, now. 343 00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:20,296 - Deb, you wanna come play? - Yeah. 344 00:22:20,505 --> 00:22:23,507 - No. Monica's gotta go. - Bug off, Beezus. 345 00:22:23,675 --> 00:22:26,927 She's your mother, Fi. You only get one. 346 00:22:27,095 --> 00:22:29,472 It's like I'm watching a hurricane head for shore. 347 00:22:29,681 --> 00:22:33,517 You had Monica for years before she took her little "sabbatical." 348 00:22:33,727 --> 00:22:38,606 - Give Debbie some Mommy time. - Why am I always compromising? 349 00:22:39,524 --> 00:22:42,068 Nights like tonight are legend. 350 00:22:42,235 --> 00:22:47,198 A memory Debs can carry with her always. Don't screw her out of that. 351 00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:49,784 Might be the only one she gets. 352 00:22:49,993 --> 00:22:51,744 Only blue talk and love Remember 353 00:22:51,912 --> 00:22:54,955 Great! Come on, everybody! 354 00:22:55,165 --> 00:22:56,207 - Me? - Yeah, you. 355 00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:02,880 Say, do you remember 356 00:23:03,173 --> 00:23:06,550 - Look out. Don't fall! - Oh, my God! 357 00:23:08,136 --> 00:23:10,137 Twenty minutes, Deb, then back in bed. 358 00:23:10,305 --> 00:23:11,680 All right, back down we go! 359 00:23:14,101 --> 00:23:17,561 Ba de ya Say, do you remember 360 00:23:17,729 --> 00:23:21,482 You wouldn't be screaming like that. What about your knee--? 361 00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:29,281 Out of my seat. 362 00:23:31,493 --> 00:23:33,994 What? This seat? You gotta have this seat? 363 00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:37,998 All right, I'll take... 364 00:23:38,166 --> 00:23:40,501 it's all yours, pal. 365 00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:53,055 Shh. 366 00:23:54,891 --> 00:23:58,352 Mom hid the money in here somewhere. 367 00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:03,274 - Be "vewy" quiet. - What? 368 00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:05,234 I'm hunting "wabbits"! 369 00:24:11,741 --> 00:24:13,742 Just the house... 370 00:24:13,910 --> 00:24:16,287 ...settling. 371 00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:18,497 The wind. it's just... 372 00:24:18,665 --> 00:24:21,834 ...the wind settling the house. 373 00:24:27,215 --> 00:24:28,215 Karen? 374 00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:31,927 Ooh. Smells like Bengay in here. 375 00:24:36,516 --> 00:24:38,267 Karen? 376 00:24:39,895 --> 00:24:44,690 Look inside the cushions. Mom was always a big cushion hider. 377 00:24:44,858 --> 00:24:45,900 Okay. 378 00:25:00,790 --> 00:25:02,541 No. 379 00:25:11,009 --> 00:25:12,301 Go, go, go, go. 380 00:25:12,469 --> 00:25:13,511 What? 381 00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:18,140 No! No! No, no! Wait! Wait, wait, wait! 382 00:25:19,851 --> 00:25:21,685 Eddie? 383 00:25:22,437 --> 00:25:24,980 Is that you? 384 00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:30,861 I don't know exactly what it is... 385 00:25:32,864 --> 00:25:35,032 ...that you want... 386 00:25:35,784 --> 00:25:39,036 ...but I'm... I'm here... 387 00:25:39,204 --> 00:25:41,747 ...to talk. 388 00:25:43,875 --> 00:25:46,877 Can you talk, Eddie? 389 00:25:48,088 --> 00:25:51,799 That's a silly question, isn't it? 390 00:25:51,967 --> 00:25:57,137 Because if you couldn't, you wouldn't be able to tell me. 391 00:26:12,195 --> 00:26:13,612 Hey, professor. Got a minute? 392 00:26:13,780 --> 00:26:16,824 I got a classroom full of freshmen staring at a smartboard. 393 00:26:16,992 --> 00:26:19,285 I was just wondering if you had any work for me. 394 00:26:19,452 --> 00:26:20,744 Work, after school? 395 00:26:20,912 --> 00:26:24,790 Oh, no. I, uh... l dropped out. I got a baby on the way. 396 00:26:24,958 --> 00:26:28,127 I was wondering if you'd hook me up as a TA or something. 397 00:26:28,295 --> 00:26:30,379 Can't do shit without a diploma. 398 00:26:30,547 --> 00:26:32,881 Well, tell them I'm an idiot savant or something. 399 00:26:33,049 --> 00:26:37,219 I'll tell them you're an idiot. Call me when you graduate with a 4.5 GPA. 400 00:26:39,097 --> 00:26:43,183 Wow, so under the liberal beard lives an uptight bourgeois prick. 401 00:26:44,311 --> 00:26:48,105 You think I like being a soothsayer and watching your Jerry Springer fate? 402 00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:51,859 Congratulations, you're a high school dropout with a pregnant girlfriend. 403 00:26:52,027 --> 00:26:54,862 The thing that's missing for you is a job at Mickey D's. 404 00:26:55,030 --> 00:26:57,197 If you work hard, you may get your picture... 405 00:26:57,365 --> 00:27:00,659 ...with the dead eyes in the employee of the month frame over the register. 406 00:27:00,827 --> 00:27:03,454 Huh? That'd be fun, wouldn't it? 407 00:27:03,955 --> 00:27:06,498 Go back to school! 408 00:27:22,849 --> 00:27:25,768 Good boy. Yum. 409 00:27:26,519 --> 00:27:29,271 - What's this? - No more room for another Gallagher. 410 00:27:29,439 --> 00:27:33,776 Birth control. You either hop on the ortho bandwagon or leave. 411 00:27:33,943 --> 00:27:37,571 It's okay to take it with your shrink meds. I checked. 412 00:27:41,576 --> 00:27:43,535 That the same speech you gave Lip? 413 00:27:43,703 --> 00:27:45,704 Same speech, different outcome. 414 00:27:45,872 --> 00:27:47,706 - Thanks. - No biggie. 415 00:27:47,916 --> 00:27:50,250 If they haven't shut down our Planned Parenthood... 416 00:27:50,460 --> 00:27:52,670 ...they'll make you an appointment to get your RX. 417 00:27:52,837 --> 00:27:53,921 No. 418 00:27:54,089 --> 00:27:58,842 Thanks for everything, for taking care of my kids, my house, my husband. 419 00:28:00,887 --> 00:28:02,346 We all did it. 420 00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:05,057 No, you did it, Fi. 421 00:28:05,725 --> 00:28:09,228 And I know what a huge sacrifice it must have been. 422 00:28:09,396 --> 00:28:13,565 And I can probably never make it up to you, but I want to try. 423 00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:16,110 Thanks. 424 00:28:17,821 --> 00:28:22,741 So the whole Bob thing was just a phase or what? 425 00:28:35,004 --> 00:28:37,756 Are you sure you're not going to need these? 426 00:28:37,924 --> 00:28:39,758 Not lately, but who knows? 427 00:28:39,926 --> 00:28:41,593 What about the guy who came by yesterday? 428 00:28:42,053 --> 00:28:43,137 Steve. 429 00:28:43,304 --> 00:28:46,306 I remember him. He's cute. 430 00:28:46,474 --> 00:28:48,142 I would totally hit that. 431 00:28:48,309 --> 00:28:49,727 Ew. Mom. 432 00:28:49,894 --> 00:28:50,978 No, I'm not going to. 433 00:28:51,146 --> 00:28:53,897 You better not. I'm already up against a hot Brazilian. 434 00:28:54,065 --> 00:28:55,190 He's got a girlfriend? 435 00:28:55,358 --> 00:28:57,317 - Wife. - Fiona! 436 00:28:57,485 --> 00:29:00,362 - Oh, you're going to judge me? - Heh, heh. 437 00:29:01,281 --> 00:29:02,448 So... 438 00:29:02,615 --> 00:29:04,491 ...how are we going to get rid of her? 439 00:29:06,077 --> 00:29:07,119 Yeah. 440 00:29:09,831 --> 00:29:12,458 She's gone. She's gone! 441 00:29:20,842 --> 00:29:22,426 Wow, this is nice. 442 00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:24,386 - Estefania's dad. - Huh. 443 00:29:24,554 --> 00:29:28,515 Hey, you realize you guys basically have the same name, right? 444 00:29:29,225 --> 00:29:32,436 I can get you back into my sister's lap if you let me stay here. 445 00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:33,896 How long you need to stay? 446 00:29:34,063 --> 00:29:35,689 Just until I'm back on my feet. 447 00:29:35,857 --> 00:29:38,358 Well, I always saw myself living with a Gallagher. 448 00:29:38,526 --> 00:29:40,486 I just always thought it'd be Fiona. 449 00:29:40,653 --> 00:29:43,363 You put me up for a bit, it'll piss her off so much... 450 00:29:43,531 --> 00:29:46,158 ...she'll be at your doorstep in a heartbeat. 451 00:29:47,368 --> 00:29:48,702 Listen... 452 00:29:48,870 --> 00:29:51,330 ...maybe in exchange for staying here you can help? 453 00:29:51,498 --> 00:29:53,665 I'm putting together a pretty big deal. 454 00:29:53,833 --> 00:29:55,209 Yeah, I... I don't know. 455 00:29:55,376 --> 00:29:57,419 Last time I helped you out with a deal... 456 00:29:57,587 --> 00:29:59,421 ...I ended up handcuffed to a bench. 457 00:29:59,589 --> 00:30:01,131 You know how to hack a voice-mail? 458 00:30:01,299 --> 00:30:02,716 Probably. For the right price. 459 00:30:05,261 --> 00:30:06,470 Hi. Oh, right. 460 00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:08,388 Remember me? Lip. 461 00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:10,766 Oh. That's... 462 00:30:10,934 --> 00:30:14,978 There's a robe in the bathroom. You can use the robe. 463 00:30:15,313 --> 00:30:16,480 Jesus! 464 00:30:17,273 --> 00:30:18,732 - Oh. Bye-bye. - Okay. 465 00:30:20,568 --> 00:30:23,654 Shit, man. I gotta be somewhere. You got a key? 466 00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:26,990 I'll leave one for you at the front desk. Here. 467 00:30:27,158 --> 00:30:29,368 I'll do my best, Mr. Murdoch. 468 00:30:30,161 --> 00:30:32,246 Hearing from you was a wonderful surprise. 469 00:30:32,413 --> 00:30:34,540 - Oh. - I thought we'd lost you for good. 470 00:30:34,707 --> 00:30:39,002 Well, my recently deceased husband was born-again... 471 00:30:39,170 --> 00:30:42,756 ...so we went to that church with all the guitars and the minister with... 472 00:30:42,924 --> 00:30:45,592 ...the Hawaiian shirt. We clapped a lot. 473 00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:48,428 Well, I'm just so glad that you accepted my invitation. 474 00:30:48,596 --> 00:30:52,099 Actually, there was a favor I wanted to ask. 475 00:31:05,738 --> 00:31:07,281 Someone else home? 476 00:31:07,949 --> 00:31:09,283 No. 477 00:31:10,910 --> 00:31:14,663 Do you believe in evil spirits, Father? 478 00:31:15,498 --> 00:31:21,670 I believe people can become harassed by evil spirits as a result of evil actions. 479 00:31:21,838 --> 00:31:25,591 Until they repent, those spirits linger. 480 00:31:32,891 --> 00:31:38,312 Well, any idea how one might cast them out of one's house... 481 00:31:38,479 --> 00:31:42,232 ...before one opens a hospice business? 482 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:45,110 Well, in Matthew 5:22... 483 00:31:45,278 --> 00:31:48,155 ...Jesus says that we need to repent... 484 00:31:48,323 --> 00:31:51,617 ...forgive and love. 485 00:31:51,784 --> 00:31:56,204 Is there someone you need to forgive? 486 00:31:56,956 --> 00:31:59,541 Anything you need to repent? 487 00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:02,377 - Unh. - Relax. 488 00:32:02,629 --> 00:32:04,630 Come on, my man. 489 00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:07,424 - Go to the light! - Unh! 490 00:32:07,592 --> 00:32:09,343 Nothing comes to mind. 491 00:32:09,510 --> 00:32:11,470 But I'll pray on it. 492 00:32:16,017 --> 00:32:17,434 Jody! My man! 493 00:32:17,602 --> 00:32:18,894 Hey, Frank. 494 00:32:19,062 --> 00:32:22,189 Just missed lunch. Just getting something from the Kash And Grab. 495 00:32:22,357 --> 00:32:23,899 Headed there myself. 496 00:32:24,525 --> 00:32:27,486 Really sorry about your mom, man. Must be tough. 497 00:32:27,654 --> 00:32:31,990 It is. There's so much I still want to say to her. So many questions. 498 00:32:32,158 --> 00:32:35,035 She loved you, Frank. Just didn't know how to say it. 499 00:32:35,203 --> 00:32:36,954 Yes, I know that now. 500 00:32:37,121 --> 00:32:39,498 Also know she was sitting on a big pile of money. 501 00:32:39,666 --> 00:32:41,792 Wanted me to act as an executor of her will. 502 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:43,585 Any idea where she kept the cash? 503 00:32:43,753 --> 00:32:46,254 - In the cushions. - Heh, heh, heh. Yeah! I knew it! 504 00:32:46,422 --> 00:32:48,090 But then she divided it up. 505 00:32:48,257 --> 00:32:52,094 Gave Sheila a grand to say thanks and had me mail the rest. 506 00:32:52,261 --> 00:32:54,096 What? Mail it? 507 00:32:54,263 --> 00:32:55,514 Where? To who? 508 00:32:55,682 --> 00:32:57,474 - "Whom." - What? 509 00:32:57,642 --> 00:32:59,184 - "To whom." - "To whom" the fuck... 510 00:32:59,352 --> 00:33:01,186 ...did she mail the fucking money? 511 00:33:01,354 --> 00:33:03,230 They were all Gallagher names. 512 00:33:03,398 --> 00:33:06,149 - Wyatt, Clayton, I think. - My fucking brothers? 513 00:33:06,317 --> 00:33:08,694 Where were they at the bitter end? 514 00:33:08,861 --> 00:33:10,779 No, that was--! That bitch! 515 00:33:10,947 --> 00:33:12,155 Shit! 516 00:33:12,323 --> 00:33:13,365 Talk to you later. 517 00:33:13,533 --> 00:33:14,866 Fuck! 518 00:33:15,034 --> 00:33:16,368 Goddamn it! 519 00:33:18,079 --> 00:33:21,915 Oh, shit, Carl! I might have shrunk your jersey. 520 00:33:22,083 --> 00:33:24,584 Oh, hi. I thought you were Carl. 521 00:33:24,752 --> 00:33:27,212 Mom, this is Little Hank. 522 00:33:27,380 --> 00:33:28,422 That's your mom? 523 00:33:28,589 --> 00:33:30,215 Hey, handsome. 524 00:33:30,383 --> 00:33:33,677 I made some cookies. They're on the table. 525 00:33:33,845 --> 00:33:35,595 Did you pick up Grammy's body yet? 526 00:33:35,763 --> 00:33:38,473 No, not yet, honey. it's expensive. 527 00:33:38,975 --> 00:33:40,100 I have some money. 528 00:33:40,268 --> 00:33:41,685 No. 529 00:33:41,853 --> 00:33:43,562 Look at you. 530 00:33:43,730 --> 00:33:46,440 Like living with a slutty Doris Day. 531 00:33:47,358 --> 00:33:50,318 - Oh. - Did you have any luck finding it? 532 00:33:50,486 --> 00:33:55,115 Nope. Not even in her box of horrors. Mom sent it to my brothers. 533 00:33:55,283 --> 00:33:59,911 Deb, I made you a matching cheer outfit. It's up on your bed. 534 00:34:00,079 --> 00:34:01,329 Grammy's body? 535 00:34:01,497 --> 00:34:02,998 Not too cute in a cheer outfit. 536 00:34:03,166 --> 00:34:05,709 - Where is she? - They've got her on ice, honey. 537 00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:07,586 There's no rush. 538 00:34:07,754 --> 00:34:11,506 Heard a girl's mom's the best way to tell how a girl's gonna look. 539 00:34:11,674 --> 00:34:15,218 You're going to be a fucking fox, man. 540 00:34:17,388 --> 00:34:19,014 Hey, sweetie. 541 00:34:19,182 --> 00:34:20,724 I made some cookies. 542 00:34:20,892 --> 00:34:23,935 Oh, so now we're square for you abandoning us and everything. 543 00:34:24,103 --> 00:34:25,228 Hey! 544 00:34:25,396 --> 00:34:27,272 Are you coming with us to Carl's game? 545 00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:28,815 I'm going to Carl's game. 546 00:34:28,983 --> 00:34:32,027 I always go to Carl's games because I actually give a shit. 547 00:34:32,195 --> 00:34:36,990 Ian Clayton Gallagher, I told you, do not talk to your mother like that. 548 00:34:38,242 --> 00:34:40,368 You haven't claimed your mom's body... 549 00:34:40,536 --> 00:34:42,579 ...and you tell me how to treat mine? 550 00:34:44,874 --> 00:34:46,541 He's got a point. 551 00:34:46,709 --> 00:34:50,378 Your dad told me about the kid in the store. 552 00:34:50,546 --> 00:34:54,132 It must be sad having someone you care about in jail. 553 00:34:54,300 --> 00:34:57,677 But you should never feel ashamed about what or who you are. 554 00:34:57,845 --> 00:35:01,431 - I'm not. - When I was with Roberta, I was proud. 555 00:35:01,599 --> 00:35:06,103 It wasn't a perfect relationship, but we were never ashamed. 556 00:35:07,772 --> 00:35:10,023 Maybe you should have been. 557 00:35:11,859 --> 00:35:16,947 So how about after Carl's game, I take you out? 558 00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:18,573 Cheer you up. 559 00:35:22,286 --> 00:35:23,870 Maybe. 560 00:35:45,268 --> 00:35:47,769 Less ogling, more hacking. 561 00:35:47,937 --> 00:35:50,230 I'm in the voice mailbox, Need to figure out... 562 00:35:50,398 --> 00:35:52,774 ...how to copy the messages without people being able to tell... 563 00:35:52,942 --> 00:35:55,694 ...they were listened to. Wanna tell me what this is about? 564 00:35:55,862 --> 00:35:57,070 Less you know, the better. 565 00:35:57,238 --> 00:36:01,283 Now I'm off to lead a pack of tiny testosteroned animals to victory. 566 00:36:01,450 --> 00:36:03,410 Got to warm them up and give them my best speech... 567 00:36:03,578 --> 00:36:05,829 ...about hearts and eyes, or some shit. 568 00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:07,956 - Where go? - The game. 569 00:36:08,124 --> 00:36:10,500 - Football. - I go. 570 00:36:10,668 --> 00:36:12,794 Uh, Lip, you mind bringing Este later? 571 00:36:12,962 --> 00:36:14,087 What do you think? 572 00:36:14,255 --> 00:36:17,215 Lip will bring you later. You go con Lip. 573 00:36:17,383 --> 00:36:18,925 Ah, yes. I come on Lip. 574 00:36:19,093 --> 00:36:22,053 With! You come "with" Lip. 575 00:36:22,221 --> 00:36:24,097 Okay? 576 00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:34,417 Come on, Carl! Ready! 577 00:37:34,585 --> 00:37:37,045 - Yeah! I'll take two. 578 00:37:37,213 --> 00:37:39,130 Your family's pretty cool, Red. 579 00:37:39,298 --> 00:37:41,675 Carl! All right, let's go! Come on, boys! Yes! 580 00:37:48,182 --> 00:37:49,307 Whoo! 581 00:37:55,356 --> 00:37:57,565 Lip! Come on and sit down! 582 00:37:58,150 --> 00:37:59,734 Come on, sit with us! 583 00:38:00,861 --> 00:38:03,655 I'm off the boat for one minute and there's a mutiny? 584 00:38:03,823 --> 00:38:05,323 No one told you to get out. 585 00:38:05,491 --> 00:38:07,659 - Actually, you did. - Don't be mad at Fiona. 586 00:38:07,827 --> 00:38:09,327 - Come on. - Hey, Monica, shut up. 587 00:38:09,495 --> 00:38:12,289 Like most of my life, this has nothing to do with you. 588 00:38:12,456 --> 00:38:13,498 - I sit? - What? 589 00:38:13,666 --> 00:38:16,293 - Yes, sit. Wherever's fine. - You babysitting now? 590 00:38:16,460 --> 00:38:17,752 Roommate. 591 00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:19,129 You're living at Steve's? 592 00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:21,298 Yeah, no curfews, no ultimatums. 593 00:38:21,465 --> 00:38:23,925 No befriending the enemy behind my back. 594 00:38:24,093 --> 00:38:26,761 She just showed up. What was I supposed to do? 595 00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:29,055 Oh, really? 596 00:38:29,223 --> 00:38:31,474 Oh, you're just going to storm off like a baby? 597 00:38:31,642 --> 00:38:34,394 Too bad there's no door you can slam! 598 00:38:34,562 --> 00:38:36,104 Your son's a real prick. 599 00:38:36,272 --> 00:38:37,480 Hut! 600 00:38:39,275 --> 00:38:41,443 That's what I'm talking about! 601 00:38:41,652 --> 00:38:44,321 Yes! All right, nice effort out there, D'Shawn! 602 00:38:44,488 --> 00:38:47,324 Try throwing the ball to someone on your team next time! 603 00:38:47,491 --> 00:38:48,783 Lip's living with you? 604 00:38:48,951 --> 00:38:52,829 He was sleeping on the El. Kid had nowhere else to go. 605 00:38:53,372 --> 00:38:56,333 They're ten. Have them run the ball, for chrissake. 606 00:39:03,924 --> 00:39:06,301 You're going out, you're going out! Go, go! 607 00:39:06,469 --> 00:39:08,219 Come on! The kid rocks! 608 00:39:08,387 --> 00:39:09,971 - My friend, Flying Crow... - Yeah? 609 00:39:10,139 --> 00:39:15,101 ...says smudging is a surefire way to get rid of evil spirits in a house. 610 00:39:18,689 --> 00:39:21,274 Begone, spirits. 611 00:39:22,943 --> 00:39:24,569 In the name... 612 00:39:24,737 --> 00:39:28,114 ...of our Savior, Jesus Christ... 613 00:39:28,282 --> 00:39:32,202 ...we ask that you leave. 614 00:39:33,037 --> 00:39:38,541 And you don't want to piss him off, so just go, okay? 615 00:39:48,344 --> 00:39:49,969 I really am... 616 00:39:50,471 --> 00:39:53,932 ...so sorry about all of this with Karen. 617 00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:56,184 And her throwing you out. 618 00:39:56,352 --> 00:39:59,854 I feel so responsible for her behavior. 619 00:40:00,022 --> 00:40:01,398 Don't. 620 00:40:01,565 --> 00:40:04,192 It's not your fault. She's going through a hard time. 621 00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:06,236 Yes, but even so... 622 00:40:06,404 --> 00:40:08,405 ...you deserve better. 623 00:40:08,572 --> 00:40:11,116 You're a good man, Jody. 624 00:40:13,577 --> 00:40:15,745 We should pray on it. 625 00:40:16,622 --> 00:40:17,956 Yeah. 626 00:40:47,778 --> 00:40:49,571 Why didn't you get your own fries? 627 00:40:49,738 --> 00:40:52,198 Well, because I want to eat yours. 628 00:40:52,366 --> 00:40:53,366 So... 629 00:40:53,534 --> 00:40:56,369 ...I was minding my own business, listening in on Estefania's phone call. 630 00:40:56,537 --> 00:40:59,914 Turns out she's totally in love with some other guy. 631 00:41:00,082 --> 00:41:02,125 You know, she's playing Steve. 632 00:41:02,793 --> 00:41:05,712 - So? - You think I should tell him about it? 633 00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:07,422 What's in it for you if you do? 634 00:41:07,590 --> 00:41:09,257 Well, it's not about me. 635 00:41:09,425 --> 00:41:10,967 If there's no money involved... 636 00:41:11,135 --> 00:41:13,261 ...don't get other people's shit on your shoes. 637 00:41:13,429 --> 00:41:17,390 So you're saying if I was rich, then you'd consider keeping the kid with me? 638 00:41:17,558 --> 00:41:19,559 How rich? Because if you were that rich... 639 00:41:19,727 --> 00:41:21,978 ...there's no way you'd still want this kid. 640 00:41:22,146 --> 00:41:25,648 You may think you do now, but in the long run? 641 00:41:27,151 --> 00:41:28,276 - Hi. - Hi. 642 00:41:28,444 --> 00:41:30,069 I'm Alana. This is Jeff. 643 00:41:30,237 --> 00:41:35,366 Hi. Sorry I got started without you guys. I have to keep the little guy fed. 644 00:41:35,534 --> 00:41:37,160 So you're 17? 645 00:41:37,328 --> 00:41:38,870 Oh, yeah, we both are. 646 00:41:39,038 --> 00:41:40,497 So what do you drive? 647 00:41:40,664 --> 00:41:42,373 - Your cars. - Um... 648 00:41:42,958 --> 00:41:45,293 I drive a Lexus... 649 00:41:45,461 --> 00:41:47,545 ...and Alana's got a Volvo. 650 00:41:47,713 --> 00:41:51,174 Two cars. You guys are flush. 651 00:41:56,805 --> 00:41:58,473 Uh, is Lip here? 652 00:41:58,641 --> 00:42:00,433 No, Lip no home. 653 00:42:00,601 --> 00:42:02,185 Nice surprise. 654 00:42:02,353 --> 00:42:03,770 - Throw him out. - What? 655 00:42:03,938 --> 00:42:06,105 He needs to be in school. 656 00:42:07,274 --> 00:42:10,026 I'm not his father. More importantly, you're not his mother. 657 00:42:10,194 --> 00:42:12,987 If I was, I would've beaten him black and blue. 658 00:42:13,155 --> 00:42:16,324 You don't always have to be responsible for everyone, Fiona. 659 00:42:16,492 --> 00:42:18,826 - Excuse me? - Monica's back. 660 00:42:18,994 --> 00:42:20,328 Enjoy it. 661 00:42:20,496 --> 00:42:22,163 Take the GED. 662 00:42:22,331 --> 00:42:24,666 - Read a book. - Fuck you. 663 00:42:24,833 --> 00:42:26,251 Truth? 664 00:42:26,418 --> 00:42:29,712 I took in the bear cub looking to rile the adult female. 665 00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:32,006 Hoping she'd charge over here. 666 00:42:32,675 --> 00:42:35,802 Dangerous. She might rip your head off. 667 00:42:35,970 --> 00:42:37,554 Hasn't yet. 668 00:42:38,222 --> 00:42:40,265 Truth? I'm here to see Estefania. 669 00:42:40,432 --> 00:42:42,141 Really? 670 00:42:42,309 --> 00:42:43,768 Hey, Este! 671 00:42:43,936 --> 00:42:46,396 Fiona wants to take you out tonight. 672 00:42:46,564 --> 00:42:50,984 - Drinking. Dancing. Con Fiona. - Ah! 673 00:42:53,904 --> 00:42:55,405 You are such an asshole. 674 00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:57,907 Enemies closer, right? 675 00:42:58,075 --> 00:42:59,867 He can't stay here. 676 00:43:00,035 --> 00:43:02,036 Promise me you'll kick him out. 677 00:43:18,470 --> 00:43:19,804 What the hell was that about? 678 00:43:19,972 --> 00:43:21,139 You. 679 00:43:24,476 --> 00:43:26,185 Me and Bob used to come here. 680 00:43:26,353 --> 00:43:30,523 It's a great mix of gay, lesbian, bi and cool breeders. 681 00:43:30,691 --> 00:43:34,402 It's, uh... it's a little weird being out with you. 682 00:43:34,570 --> 00:43:36,654 No shame, baby. 683 00:43:36,822 --> 00:43:40,116 See? But don't even think about coming out at school. 684 00:43:40,284 --> 00:43:42,368 Someone in that neighborhood will knife you. 685 00:43:42,536 --> 00:43:45,913 - Think I'll get carded? - No, you're the bread and butter here. 686 00:43:46,081 --> 00:43:48,833 They need fresh meat to keep the old guys coming in. 687 00:43:49,001 --> 00:43:53,004 Ooh. Three o'clock, that guy is totally checking you out. 688 00:43:54,465 --> 00:43:55,965 You're kidding, right? 689 00:43:56,133 --> 00:43:58,009 Oh, shit! Nine o'clock! 690 00:43:58,177 --> 00:44:00,094 'Cause tomorrow morning 691 00:44:00,262 --> 00:44:03,473 That kind of takes your mind off the kid in juvie, right? 692 00:44:03,641 --> 00:44:05,600 You betterjump right in 693 00:44:05,768 --> 00:44:07,310 Tomorrow morning 694 00:44:07,478 --> 00:44:09,354 He's in there because of me. 695 00:44:10,147 --> 00:44:12,440 So let's keep it rocking till daylight 696 00:44:12,608 --> 00:44:14,609 Gotta live like we got one night 697 00:44:14,777 --> 00:44:16,486 One night, one night 698 00:44:17,404 --> 00:44:19,614 I'm sorry you're hurting, baby. 699 00:44:20,115 --> 00:44:22,116 'Cause you know we just got one life 700 00:44:22,284 --> 00:44:24,035 One life, one life 701 00:44:24,203 --> 00:44:25,536 Gotta live like we got one night 702 00:44:25,704 --> 00:44:27,914 Wanna dance? 703 00:44:28,082 --> 00:44:30,875 We're falling in love on the dance floor 704 00:44:31,043 --> 00:44:32,335 Okay, okay. 705 00:44:32,503 --> 00:44:35,421 We will make this last forever 706 00:44:36,256 --> 00:44:38,424 Oh, whoa The future is so bright 707 00:44:38,592 --> 00:44:40,301 Here's to shirking responsibilities... 708 00:44:40,469 --> 00:44:43,971 ...not working for the man and the women we love. 709 00:44:44,139 --> 00:44:45,932 All right. 710 00:44:50,479 --> 00:44:52,522 Does Fiona talk about me? 711 00:44:52,690 --> 00:44:55,316 Are you going to break your happy home with Estefania? 712 00:44:55,484 --> 00:44:56,818 I'm not in love with her... 713 00:44:56,985 --> 00:44:59,195 ...but I shit myself every time I think about... 714 00:44:59,363 --> 00:45:01,197 ...what her dad would do if I dumped her. 715 00:45:01,365 --> 00:45:03,241 She doesn't love you either. 716 00:45:03,409 --> 00:45:05,785 She's got this other guy, a fucking... 717 00:45:06,203 --> 00:45:08,538 ...Marco somebody. 718 00:45:10,290 --> 00:45:11,708 Are you fucking kidding me? 719 00:45:11,875 --> 00:45:13,626 No, I heard them on the phone. 720 00:45:13,794 --> 00:45:15,211 It was pretty hot and heavy. 721 00:45:16,296 --> 00:45:18,923 Sneaky bitch. 722 00:45:19,925 --> 00:45:22,593 She's such a fucking bitch. How do you put up with her? 723 00:45:22,761 --> 00:45:24,429 - Estefania? - No, fucking Fiona. 724 00:45:24,596 --> 00:45:25,888 Yeah, you know what? 725 00:45:26,056 --> 00:45:29,767 She was right to kick you out of the house. You should be in school. 726 00:45:29,935 --> 00:45:32,103 Well, maybe I'll enroll again in May... 727 00:45:32,271 --> 00:45:35,481 ...just in time to take your wife to prom. 728 00:45:40,028 --> 00:45:41,320 Okay. 729 00:45:41,488 --> 00:45:43,281 I'm gonna change. 730 00:45:43,449 --> 00:45:45,450 - My clothes. - Okay. 731 00:45:46,827 --> 00:45:47,910 Okay. 732 00:45:49,413 --> 00:45:52,415 Why don't you just donate her to science? 733 00:45:52,583 --> 00:45:54,375 I don't want her. 734 00:45:54,543 --> 00:45:58,337 Listen. Please don't throw her away. 735 00:45:58,505 --> 00:46:02,550 L... How much would it cost to bury her? 736 00:46:04,428 --> 00:46:05,636 That much? 737 00:46:05,804 --> 00:46:10,975 I'm just so wasted right now. Can we talk about this tomorrow? 738 00:46:11,143 --> 00:46:12,435 Please. 739 00:46:12,603 --> 00:46:14,979 Thank you. 740 00:46:21,820 --> 00:46:24,739 My mother. Even dead, she's a pain in the ass. 741 00:46:24,907 --> 00:46:26,616 Hey, you guys! 742 00:46:26,784 --> 00:46:28,117 Wow. 743 00:46:28,952 --> 00:46:30,411 - Hey! - Hey! 744 00:46:30,579 --> 00:46:32,497 Who is this? 745 00:46:32,664 --> 00:46:34,290 That is Steve's wife. 746 00:46:34,458 --> 00:46:35,917 Oh, the Brazilian! 747 00:46:36,084 --> 00:46:38,211 We brought doughnuts and a bucket of chicken. 748 00:46:40,005 --> 00:46:43,257 - Look what the cat drug in. - Hey, what are you doing? 749 00:46:43,425 --> 00:46:44,884 - Hi! - Hey! 750 00:46:45,052 --> 00:46:47,261 Girl, you really got me goin' 751 00:46:47,429 --> 00:46:50,056 This is not okay. 752 00:46:50,224 --> 00:46:51,474 - Aw, come on! - Oh, Fi! 753 00:46:51,642 --> 00:46:53,100 Fi, would you just...? 754 00:46:54,436 --> 00:46:55,853 - Now it is! - Ah! 755 00:46:56,396 --> 00:46:58,022 Till the morning We dream so long 756 00:46:58,190 --> 00:46:59,357 Dance with your mama! 757 00:46:59,525 --> 00:47:01,192 Anybody ever wonder 758 00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:02,401 Hey! 759 00:47:02,569 --> 00:47:05,196 - Why the hell weren't we invited? - Oh, ho! 760 00:47:05,614 --> 00:47:07,448 Vodka, lemonade, blender. 761 00:47:07,616 --> 00:47:10,743 - Hello! - Everybody shut up! 762 00:47:10,911 --> 00:47:11,994 Hey! 763 00:47:12,162 --> 00:47:14,956 Debbie would like to take this opportunity... 764 00:47:15,123 --> 00:47:18,835 ...to say a few words about Grammy Gallagher. 765 00:47:20,546 --> 00:47:25,424 I guess what I'm going to say is that Grammy will be missed. 766 00:47:25,592 --> 00:47:28,970 And if she's watching right now... 767 00:47:29,137 --> 00:47:31,430 ...I want her to know that we love her. 768 00:47:37,145 --> 00:47:39,063 - To Grammy! - Grammy! 769 00:47:39,231 --> 00:47:40,648 - Hey! - Grammy! 770 00:47:41,233 --> 00:47:43,067 The show goes on all night 771 00:47:44,570 --> 00:47:46,487 Till the morning we dream so long 772 00:47:46,655 --> 00:47:49,991 Anybody ever wonder When they would see the sun up 773 00:47:50,158 --> 00:47:52,952 Just remember when you come up The show goes on 774 00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:56,831 All right, already The show goes on all night 775 00:47:56,999 --> 00:47:58,708 I love this. 776 00:47:58,876 --> 00:48:03,129 Being back with you guys. It's like the best rush in the world. 777 00:48:03,297 --> 00:48:05,464 Just remember when you come up The show goes on 778 00:48:05,632 --> 00:48:09,927 Yeah, so no matter what you been through No matter what you into 779 00:48:10,095 --> 00:48:13,431 No matter what you see When you look outside your window 780 00:48:13,599 --> 00:48:16,726 Brown grass or green grass Picket fence or barbed wire 781 00:48:16,894 --> 00:48:20,187 Never ever put them down You just lift your arms higher 782 00:48:20,355 --> 00:48:23,065 Raise 'em till your arms tired Let 'em know you're there 783 00:48:23,233 --> 00:48:26,485 That you struggling and survivin' That you gonna persevere 784 00:48:26,653 --> 00:48:27,945 Yeah, ain't nobody leavin 785 00:48:32,868 --> 00:48:35,411 But did you know That when it snows 786 00:48:35,579 --> 00:48:37,496 My eyes become large 787 00:48:37,664 --> 00:48:42,877 And the light that you shine can be seen 788 00:48:44,171 --> 00:48:45,588 Mom! 789 00:48:48,008 --> 00:48:49,884 Mom? Can I come in? 790 00:48:50,052 --> 00:48:53,471 No, honey! Not right now! I have to... 791 00:48:53,639 --> 00:48:55,765 I'm busy with something! 792 00:48:56,516 --> 00:48:58,517 And now that your rose is in bloom 793 00:49:39,726 --> 00:49:41,268 Where the hell did you go? 794 00:49:41,436 --> 00:49:42,937 Don't be mad. 795 00:49:43,438 --> 00:49:47,733 I went ahead and paid for your mom's ashes. 796 00:49:47,901 --> 00:49:50,736 You need the closure, baby. 797 00:49:53,490 --> 00:49:56,492 I can't believe she's really gone. 798 00:50:17,764 --> 00:50:19,473 Your mother... 799 00:50:20,267 --> 00:50:21,600 ...was a real cunt. 800 00:50:21,768 --> 00:50:22,810 Amen. 801 00:50:22,978 --> 00:50:24,854 Breakfast of champions, I see. 802 00:50:26,565 --> 00:50:28,858 I paid you! I paid you, Terry! 803 00:50:30,402 --> 00:50:31,986 Shit! 804 00:50:32,154 --> 00:50:33,404 What the fuck, Milkovich! 805 00:50:33,572 --> 00:50:36,824 Get the fuck off me, you crazy bitch. This ain't about you. 806 00:50:36,992 --> 00:50:38,492 Frank! What did you do? 807 00:50:38,660 --> 00:50:40,286 Why is it always my fault? 808 00:50:40,454 --> 00:50:44,373 - My little princess. - Leave him alone! 809 00:50:44,541 --> 00:50:48,711 My Mandy's pregnant! And this little shit is going to pay! 810 00:50:50,255 --> 00:50:51,422 Attaboy. 61542

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