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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:49,582 --> 00:00:53,348 MY BEST FRIEND 2 00:02:12,198 --> 00:02:14,132 Yes. 3 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:16,191 Of course. 4 00:02:17,937 --> 00:02:19,905 Yes. 5 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:21,964 Yes, of course. 6 00:02:22,542 --> 00:02:26,774 No, trust me. Now's the time to sell. 7 00:02:26,846 --> 00:02:31,078 All the collectors will be at the antique fair. 8 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:35,986 It's only a first estimate. 9 00:02:36,055 --> 00:02:39,752 Sorry, I'll have to call you back. 10 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:42,158 My client just got here. 11 00:03:25,905 --> 00:03:27,497 Please be seated. 12 00:03:31,911 --> 00:03:34,744 Today the Lord welcomes you home 13 00:03:35,949 --> 00:03:38,008 Patrick 14 00:03:38,084 --> 00:03:40,211 but you aren't alone. 15 00:03:41,020 --> 00:03:43,716 Your family and friends - 16 00:03:43,790 --> 00:03:47,021 all your friends - are with you. 17 00:03:47,093 --> 00:03:48,958 The loyalty, 18 00:03:49,028 --> 00:03:52,225 the kindness that you always showed 19 00:03:52,732 --> 00:03:54,666 to all your friends 20 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:58,431 they're here today to commemorate it. 21 00:04:02,875 --> 00:04:04,968 For those who wish, 22 00:04:05,044 --> 00:04:07,945 there is a memorial book to sign. 23 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:12,244 Thank you, madame. 24 00:04:16,556 --> 00:04:18,547 Thank you, madame. 25 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:22,926 Thank you for coming. Patrick liked you. 26 00:04:22,996 --> 00:04:25,487 And I liked him. 27 00:04:25,565 --> 00:04:28,227 He was an outstanding collector. 28 00:04:29,302 --> 00:04:33,762 Which reminds me. He mentioned a bureau that might interest me. 29 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:37,970 - The Majorelle? - That's it. Could I see it? 30 00:04:38,044 --> 00:04:40,512 Come to the house whenever you like. 31 00:04:40,580 --> 00:04:43,947 - Life goes on, right? - Life goes on. 32 00:04:44,017 --> 00:04:46,713 I'll come by tomorrow. Be strong. 33 00:05:04,771 --> 00:05:06,762 Hi, how are you? 34 00:05:09,709 --> 00:05:11,870 Hi, George. 35 00:05:12,512 --> 00:05:14,503 - Hello. - The sale's started! 36 00:05:14,580 --> 00:05:16,810 Sorry. They went the whole hog. 37 00:05:16,883 --> 00:05:21,547 - Sorry. How was it? - Funereal. Let me see the catalogue. 38 00:05:21,621 --> 00:05:24,681 Which number? How high would you go? 39 00:05:24,757 --> 00:05:26,588 - 15? - 20. 40 00:05:26,659 --> 00:05:30,527 - It's only a lamp. - We'll sell it for twice that. 41 00:05:30,596 --> 00:05:33,827 Sold to the lady at the back for 17,000 euros. 42 00:05:33,900 --> 00:05:36,892 Now, a small change of program. 43 00:05:36,969 --> 00:05:39,665 Lot 211 has been withdrawn, 44 00:05:39,739 --> 00:05:44,335 so we'll pass straight to Lot 212. 45 00:05:49,749 --> 00:05:53,480 Which 16th-century French agronomist... 46 00:05:53,553 --> 00:05:55,544 Hi, Roger! 47 00:05:57,690 --> 00:06:00,488 ...introduced silk manufacture? 48 00:06:01,594 --> 00:06:04,085 He launched the silk industry 49 00:06:04,163 --> 00:06:09,328 that flourished throughout France. 50 00:06:11,070 --> 00:06:12,970 Olivier de Serres! I know it. 51 00:06:13,039 --> 00:06:15,030 Button it, bookworm. 52 00:06:16,442 --> 00:06:19,878 - Olivier de Serres! - There's no mayo on my egg. 53 00:06:19,946 --> 00:06:22,414 It's a hard-bald egg! 54 00:06:23,983 --> 00:06:27,646 - You know why it's called "mayonnaise"? - He's at it again! 55 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:32,384 It was named after Port Mahon, captured by France in 1755. 56 00:06:32,458 --> 00:06:34,517 Mahon, mahonnaise... 57 00:06:34,594 --> 00:06:36,994 Bruno! You're a bore! 58 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:39,031 I'm not. It's interesting. 59 00:06:39,098 --> 00:06:42,192 Eat it while it's hot. 60 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:46,103 This Greek terracotta vase 61 00:06:46,172 --> 00:06:48,663 from the 5th century B.C. 62 00:06:48,741 --> 00:06:51,437 Is a moving relic of a friendship. 63 00:06:52,078 --> 00:06:53,841 The inscription says, 64 00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:58,043 "He who commissioned it, grieving for his dearest friend, 65 00:06:58,117 --> 00:07:01,143 "filled this vase with tears 66 00:07:01,220 --> 00:07:04,087 "and placed it in his tomb." 67 00:07:04,157 --> 00:07:07,422 Starting price, 50,000 euros. On the phone? 68 00:07:07,493 --> 00:07:10,053 60,000. 69 00:07:10,129 --> 00:07:11,027 70. 70 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:12,428 - 70,000. - 80,000. 71 00:07:12,498 --> 00:07:15,661 - 80,000. - 90,000. 72 00:07:15,735 --> 00:07:16,724 90,000. 73 00:07:16,803 --> 00:07:19,169 Anything on the phone? 74 00:07:19,238 --> 00:07:21,069 I'm bid 90,000. 75 00:07:21,140 --> 00:07:23,438 100,000. 76 00:07:23,509 --> 00:07:24,942 110,000. 77 00:07:25,011 --> 00:07:27,502 120,000. 78 00:07:27,580 --> 00:07:29,377 Any more bids? 79 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:30,541 150,000! 80 00:07:30,616 --> 00:07:35,417 150,000. 150,000 for the gentleman. 81 00:07:35,488 --> 00:07:37,422 160,000. 82 00:07:39,358 --> 00:07:40,552 No more bids? 83 00:07:40,626 --> 00:07:42,491 - 170! - Stop it! 84 00:07:42,562 --> 00:07:45,360 - You bid, madame? - No, sorry. 85 00:07:45,431 --> 00:07:48,366 The gentleman's bid stands at 170,000. 86 00:07:48,434 --> 00:07:50,561 170,000... 87 00:07:50,636 --> 00:07:52,331 180,000. 88 00:07:52,405 --> 00:07:53,463 You're out, sir? 89 00:07:53,539 --> 00:07:56,736 Yes, sir? 190,000! 90 00:07:59,078 --> 00:08:00,978 200,000. 91 00:08:02,882 --> 00:08:05,350 200,000 euros! 92 00:08:05,418 --> 00:08:07,147 200,000 euros? 93 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:10,314 No? 200,000. Any more bids? 94 00:08:10,756 --> 00:08:12,781 200,000 for that gentleman. 95 00:08:13,459 --> 00:08:15,620 Sold for 200,000. 96 00:08:15,695 --> 00:08:18,528 Congratulations. A fine purchase. 97 00:08:19,398 --> 00:08:22,094 Moving on to the next lot... 98 00:08:27,807 --> 00:08:29,468 228,700 euros! 99 00:08:29,542 --> 00:08:31,874 Including commission. 100 00:08:33,646 --> 00:08:35,204 �tienne Delamotte. 101 00:08:35,281 --> 00:08:39,308 - The TV producer. - Here, I'm an antiques collector. 102 00:08:39,385 --> 00:08:41,910 Fran�ois Coste, dealer. 103 00:08:41,988 --> 00:08:44,218 1930s, Deco and tribal art. 104 00:08:44,290 --> 00:08:46,952 - So why do you want my vase? - Yours? 105 00:08:47,026 --> 00:08:50,621 - It belongs in my collection. - You should have bid up. 106 00:08:50,696 --> 00:08:52,755 You think you can buy everything? 107 00:08:52,832 --> 00:08:55,494 - It's the law of the market. - The market! 108 00:08:55,568 --> 00:08:57,661 - Have a heart! - How much? 109 00:08:57,737 --> 00:09:00,570 - What? - For a heart. How much? 110 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:03,438 Did you bring packaging for the vase? 111 00:09:03,509 --> 00:09:06,034 - No. Why? - It's very fragile. 112 00:09:06,112 --> 00:09:09,172 Then deliver it to my place. 113 00:09:09,248 --> 00:09:10,579 OK. 114 00:09:11,417 --> 00:09:14,318 - Your place? - Where would it go in the gallery? 115 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:16,685 Tell me you bought it for a collector. 116 00:09:16,756 --> 00:09:19,623 - I bought it for me. - With the gallery's money? 117 00:09:19,692 --> 00:09:23,856 I had to have it. A sudden urge. 118 00:09:23,930 --> 00:09:26,228 We're partners 50-50, remember. 119 00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:29,359 Relax, we'll work something out. 120 00:09:29,435 --> 00:09:31,494 - You want to ruin us? - It's not that bad. 121 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:36,270 - And if the bank gets tough? - We'll manage. Don't we always? 122 00:09:38,044 --> 00:09:40,205 See you this evening. 123 00:09:51,490 --> 00:09:53,185 12, Rue de Solferino. 124 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:54,783 - Good evening. - What? 125 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:56,520 Good evening. 126 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,757 Good evening. I'm in a hurry. 127 00:10:02,134 --> 00:10:07,037 Solferino. A battle on June 24, 1859. France defeated Austria. 128 00:10:07,106 --> 00:10:09,870 The Red Cross began as a result. 129 00:10:10,910 --> 00:10:12,400 How about that? 130 00:10:12,478 --> 00:10:14,878 There, on Avenue Frochot, 131 00:10:14,947 --> 00:10:17,415 Auguste Renoir had his studio. 132 00:10:17,984 --> 00:10:20,418 There, at No.15, 133 00:10:20,486 --> 00:10:23,250 was the Caf� du Croissant, 134 00:10:23,322 --> 00:10:26,655 where Jaur�s was assassinated on July 31, 1914, 135 00:10:26,726 --> 00:10:30,162 the eve of World War One. 136 00:10:30,229 --> 00:10:32,561 He was eating a strawberry tart. 137 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:34,361 That's important. 138 00:10:34,433 --> 00:10:36,765 It is indeed. 139 00:10:38,904 --> 00:10:41,805 Wait till you hear what happened today. 140 00:10:41,874 --> 00:10:44,468 We met at the auction to buy a lamp. 141 00:10:44,543 --> 00:10:47,774 He made us buy an insanely expensive Greek vase. 142 00:10:47,847 --> 00:10:51,749 - Is he up on Greek antiques? - Not at all. What possessed him? 143 00:10:57,923 --> 00:11:02,292 Eiffel's grandfather was German. If he hadn't changed his name, 144 00:11:02,361 --> 00:11:06,263 the Eiffel Tower would be called the B�nickhausen Tower. 145 00:11:06,699 --> 00:11:08,064 I'll get out here. 146 00:11:08,134 --> 00:11:10,898 - This isn't Rue de Solferino. - Never mind. 147 00:11:10,970 --> 00:11:13,438 I'll walk the rest. 148 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,406 - 16 euros. - Fine. 149 00:11:15,474 --> 00:11:17,066 - Keep the change. - Thanks. 150 00:11:17,143 --> 00:11:19,634 - Can I have a receipt? - Yes. 151 00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:26,879 By the way, Renoir's studio wasn't on Avenue Frochot. 152 00:11:26,952 --> 00:11:29,284 It was Toulouse Lautrec. 153 00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:32,119 - It was? I'll check. - Do. 154 00:11:42,768 --> 00:11:45,760 - Your friends are here. - Good, thanks. 155 00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:48,597 Hello, everybody. 156 00:11:48,674 --> 00:11:50,107 Hello. 157 00:11:50,176 --> 00:11:52,269 The client says, 158 00:11:52,344 --> 00:11:55,609 "It's an old daub from our country house, 159 00:11:55,681 --> 00:11:57,615 "near Pont-Aven." 160 00:11:57,683 --> 00:12:00,151 I look at the signature. "P. Go." 161 00:12:00,219 --> 00:12:03,382 - Who was this Mr. Go? - Chinese? 162 00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:07,825 A Chinese painter in 19th-century Brittany? 163 00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:10,225 "P. Go" was shorthand for Paul Gauguin. 164 00:12:11,997 --> 00:12:15,558 Who's she? Haven't we met before? 165 00:12:15,634 --> 00:12:17,864 You never notice people. Marianne. 166 00:12:17,937 --> 00:12:21,168 I introduced you at that opening. 167 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:24,539 Right! Do you know her well? 168 00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:27,971 - Very well. She's my girlfriend. - Your girlfriend? 169 00:12:28,047 --> 00:12:30,743 We're together. 170 00:12:30,816 --> 00:12:32,215 You're kidding! 171 00:12:32,284 --> 00:12:34,275 No. 172 00:12:35,221 --> 00:12:38,019 Sorry. I'd never have guessed. 173 00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:39,523 Guessed what? 174 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:41,560 That I like women. 175 00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:46,663 Don't you ever wonder what I do outside work? 176 00:12:46,732 --> 00:12:50,862 - I respect your privacy. - You don't give a fuck about other people. 177 00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:54,394 - Do you really think so? - Yes, but it doesn't matter. 178 00:12:56,308 --> 00:13:00,540 - You look grim. Birthday blues? - No, I went to a funeral. 179 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,205 Patrick Bourgoin's. 180 00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:04,215 Why? You couldn't stand him. 181 00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:06,774 A little unfinished business... 182 00:13:06,852 --> 00:13:11,346 Guess how many we were, including his widow. Seven! 183 00:13:11,423 --> 00:13:13,948 Well, there'll be fewer at yours. 184 00:13:14,026 --> 00:13:15,516 What? 185 00:13:15,594 --> 00:13:16,925 There'll be nobody. 186 00:13:16,996 --> 00:13:18,623 - You're joking. - No. 187 00:13:18,697 --> 00:13:20,597 Why did he say that? 188 00:13:20,666 --> 00:13:23,692 - Because you have no friends. - No friends? 189 00:13:23,769 --> 00:13:27,398 No. How could you? You only like things. 190 00:13:31,443 --> 00:13:33,411 I get it. You're all teasing! 191 00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:36,471 Catherine's right. You have no friends. 192 00:13:36,549 --> 00:13:39,746 My appointment diary is full. 193 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,810 Lunches lined up for three weeks! 194 00:13:41,887 --> 00:13:44,549 We're talking friends, not contacts. 195 00:13:44,623 --> 00:13:46,591 Real friends you can rely on. 196 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:49,025 - Like a best friend? - For instance. 197 00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:51,793 Who's yours? 198 00:13:51,864 --> 00:13:55,391 I have lots! Present company, to start with. 199 00:13:55,467 --> 00:13:59,403 A best friend isn't a crowd. So? Who is it? 200 00:13:59,471 --> 00:14:01,496 Why should you know him? 201 00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:05,135 I don't carry him around in my breast pocket. 202 00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:07,008 OK, but who is it? 203 00:14:07,079 --> 00:14:10,537 What is this? The Inquisition? 204 00:14:11,050 --> 00:14:15,453 - Does he even exist? - Of course he does! 205 00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,887 - I don't think so. - Want to bet? 206 00:14:17,957 --> 00:14:20,152 Stop it. You can't bet on that. 207 00:14:20,226 --> 00:14:23,457 - He won't let go. - Same as you! 208 00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:25,588 Relax. She didn't mean it. 209 00:14:25,664 --> 00:14:27,291 It's a serious accusation! 210 00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:30,028 Accusation? Don't overdramatize. 211 00:14:31,070 --> 00:14:34,562 You'll meet my best friend. What do you bet? 212 00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:39,468 The vase. 213 00:14:40,279 --> 00:14:42,372 - The vase? - Your Greek vase. 214 00:14:42,448 --> 00:14:47,283 If I don't meet your best friend by the end of this month, it's mine. 215 00:14:47,353 --> 00:14:50,516 And if I win? Because I will. 216 00:14:50,589 --> 00:14:53,456 - You keep the vase. - Bet? 217 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:57,222 Bet. You have ten days. 218 00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:00,866 Bertrand, obviously best friend. 219 00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:10,231 Let's put Jean-Louis. 220 00:15:11,610 --> 00:15:14,101 - What are you doing? - Nothing. 221 00:15:17,783 --> 00:15:20,377 R�mi, perfect. 222 00:15:20,452 --> 00:15:22,420 Should I stay or go home? 223 00:15:23,188 --> 00:15:24,621 Yes. 224 00:15:24,690 --> 00:15:26,681 Yes what? 225 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:30,786 This is a rare visit. We barely even talk on the phone. 226 00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:35,664 We've talked at least twice a week and had lunch three times this year. 227 00:15:35,734 --> 00:15:38,032 You're keeping count? 228 00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:39,570 - How are you? - OK. 229 00:15:39,638 --> 00:15:42,835 - How's Nathalie? - Natasha. We're separated. 230 00:15:42,908 --> 00:15:44,205 I know. 231 00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:47,245 It's a shame. I liked Natasha. 232 00:15:48,547 --> 00:15:51,710 - Where do we put the bureau? - In the gallery. 233 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:54,412 - And the settee? - No, the storeroom. 234 00:15:54,486 --> 00:15:56,784 - How old are your kids now? - Nine and twelve. 235 00:15:56,855 --> 00:16:00,347 - Studying what? - Nothing special yet. 236 00:16:01,894 --> 00:16:03,452 Go ahead. 237 00:16:03,529 --> 00:16:07,397 - Why have you come? - To ask after you. Isn't it natural? 238 00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:10,924 No. You never asked before. 239 00:16:11,003 --> 00:16:15,633 - Remember our trip to Sicily? - We happened to be at the same hotel. 240 00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:17,699 And wasn't it fun? 241 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:23,381 The first time we met at an auction, I felt I'd always known you. 242 00:16:23,449 --> 00:16:25,883 - Didn't you? - I can't remember. 243 00:16:25,951 --> 00:16:29,284 Isn't it weird? We don't see each other for months, 244 00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:32,449 but we pick up exactly where we left off. 245 00:16:32,524 --> 00:16:35,015 Oh? And where was that? 246 00:16:35,394 --> 00:16:37,828 Bertrand, what are you and I? 247 00:16:37,896 --> 00:16:40,262 Dealers. 248 00:16:41,033 --> 00:16:43,365 Yes, I don't mean... 249 00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:47,897 - Go on. - More than that, we're 250 00:16:48,707 --> 00:16:51,198 friends. You're my best friend. 251 00:16:52,077 --> 00:16:55,342 - Have you regressed to childhood? - No. Why? 252 00:16:55,414 --> 00:16:57,575 Could have fooled me! 253 00:16:57,649 --> 00:17:01,983 You sound like a schoolkid, not an adult who steals my clients. 254 00:17:02,054 --> 00:17:05,785 Don't get me wrong. I just wanted to ask you... 255 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,223 OK. 256 00:17:07,292 --> 00:17:10,022 Why didn't you say so? How much? 257 00:17:10,095 --> 00:17:14,054 - I'm not here to borrow money. - It's nothing new. 258 00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:18,263 I always pay you back. Good reckonings make good friends. 259 00:17:18,337 --> 00:17:21,329 Good reckonings make good reckonings. 260 00:17:23,909 --> 00:17:27,470 You disappoint me, Bertrand. You were top of my list. 261 00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:29,707 You even had a list? 262 00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:31,875 A list of friends? 263 00:17:32,451 --> 00:17:36,046 I'll save you the effort of asking the others. 264 00:17:36,121 --> 00:17:39,249 They'll all say the same thing. 265 00:17:39,324 --> 00:17:41,986 NESCAF� BREAK... AMONG FRIENDS 266 00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:11,722 I'm looking for a book. I'm not sure of the name. 267 00:18:11,790 --> 00:18:15,351 I can't find it on the shelves. It's about 268 00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:18,388 how to make friends. 269 00:18:18,464 --> 00:18:21,592 - How To Make Friends? - Yes. 270 00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:23,362 Marc! 271 00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:24,796 Marc! 272 00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:27,338 - How To Make Friends! - What? 273 00:18:27,406 --> 00:18:29,533 How To Make Friends! 274 00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:32,771 Do we have any left? For this gentleman. 275 00:18:33,745 --> 00:18:36,908 You're looking for How To Make Friends? 276 00:18:36,982 --> 00:18:38,643 Yes. 277 00:18:38,717 --> 00:18:41,379 It's on order. Shall I put one aside? 278 00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:42,545 Yeah. 279 00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:45,215 What name? 280 00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:47,155 Fran�ois Coste. 281 00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:54,659 Honest to God! 282 00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:02,273 Excuse me. Are you two friends? 283 00:19:04,343 --> 00:19:06,903 - Yes. - How did you do it? 284 00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:08,776 - Do what? - Become friends. 285 00:19:08,847 --> 00:19:10,872 I don't understand. 286 00:19:10,949 --> 00:19:12,416 Me neither. 287 00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:15,715 How did you meet? What do you have in common? 288 00:19:15,787 --> 00:19:19,917 What do you argue about, if you do? Do you? 289 00:19:20,859 --> 00:19:22,520 Excuse me! 290 00:19:22,594 --> 00:19:24,221 You didn't answer me. I'm serious. 291 00:19:24,296 --> 00:19:27,595 Will you leave us alone? 292 00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:29,657 You should get help! 293 00:19:46,084 --> 00:19:49,611 "Friend." The most common word in the book, 294 00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:52,589 but the rarest thing in reality. 295 00:19:52,658 --> 00:19:56,492 The Greeks and Romans idolized friendship. 296 00:19:56,562 --> 00:20:00,521 Over the centuries, other values displaced it, 297 00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:04,057 but in today's insecure world, where our jobs, families, 298 00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:07,503 and governments no longer protect us, 299 00:20:07,573 --> 00:20:10,770 friendship is back in a big way. 300 00:20:10,842 --> 00:20:13,037 It stands like the last beacon 301 00:20:13,111 --> 00:20:18,105 in a sky that has lost its sun and not yet found its stars. 302 00:20:18,183 --> 00:20:23,348 Many books explain how to make friends at work, for your advantage, 303 00:20:23,922 --> 00:20:26,755 cultivating people for their usefulness. 304 00:20:26,825 --> 00:20:28,793 True friendship is the opposite. 305 00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:30,953 It is priceless. 306 00:20:31,029 --> 00:20:36,194 Small gifts can foster friendship. They can never buy it. 307 00:20:36,268 --> 00:20:38,031 Love is sometimes sold, 308 00:20:38,837 --> 00:20:41,704 but friendship, never! 309 00:20:41,773 --> 00:20:43,866 The best way to find a friend... 310 00:20:43,942 --> 00:20:47,207 Are you looking for friendship too? 311 00:20:47,279 --> 00:20:49,110 I've tried everything. 312 00:20:49,181 --> 00:20:52,173 The want ads, Dial-A-Friend, 313 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,684 the internet... 314 00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:55,913 On Ionely evenings... 315 00:20:57,756 --> 00:21:00,691 Make him feel valued! 316 00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:02,989 Make him feel unique, 317 00:21:03,061 --> 00:21:06,360 the most important person in the world. 318 00:21:13,572 --> 00:21:15,540 JESUS IS YOUR FRIEND 319 00:21:45,404 --> 00:21:46,837 No sign of the vase. 320 00:21:47,939 --> 00:21:49,770 They phoned to apologize. 321 00:21:49,841 --> 00:21:52,469 - What's taking so long? - Paperwork. 322 00:21:52,544 --> 00:21:55,206 The import permit was missing. 323 00:21:58,684 --> 00:22:00,447 Tell me, Fran�ois. 324 00:22:00,519 --> 00:22:02,453 Why's it so important to you? 325 00:22:02,521 --> 00:22:05,649 To you too. We bet it, remember? 326 00:22:05,724 --> 00:22:07,419 So let's talk about it. 327 00:22:09,227 --> 00:22:11,695 - Am I intruding? - Louise! 328 00:22:13,265 --> 00:22:14,892 Hi. 329 00:22:14,966 --> 00:22:16,399 I'll call a cab. 330 00:22:16,468 --> 00:22:18,902 - We're viewing a studio. - She's leaving me! 331 00:22:18,970 --> 00:22:22,770 I'm only staying in Paris until I get my degree. 332 00:22:22,841 --> 00:22:24,968 Doesn't Bordeaux have a university? 333 00:22:25,043 --> 00:22:27,273 Yes, but it's not the Louvre School. 334 00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:29,439 Will the studio be OK? 335 00:22:30,115 --> 00:22:33,915 - You won't be living in it. - So why ask my opinion? 336 00:22:33,985 --> 00:22:36,954 - You'll be paying. - No kidding! 337 00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:38,853 Fran�ois. 338 00:22:38,924 --> 00:22:41,256 No taxis available. 339 00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:45,690 - I've got my bus pass. - I don't. 340 00:22:45,764 --> 00:22:47,527 Leave it to me. 341 00:23:04,583 --> 00:23:05,880 Hello. 342 00:23:05,951 --> 00:23:10,183 - We can't go on meeting like this! - You called me. Where to? 343 00:23:10,255 --> 00:23:14,191 - Rue des Francs-Bourgeois, please. - Francs-Bourgeois, here we come. 344 00:23:14,259 --> 00:23:17,695 A very old street. The Revolutionaries renamed it... 345 00:23:17,763 --> 00:23:20,698 - We don't care. - We do! 346 00:23:20,766 --> 00:23:22,165 Tell us. 347 00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:25,567 Rue des Francs-Citoyens. "Bourgeois" was pass�. 348 00:23:25,637 --> 00:23:29,539 They got it wrong. The Francs-Bourgeois weren't bourgeois. 349 00:23:29,608 --> 00:23:32,168 Just like the Earl of Sandwich 350 00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:34,610 didn't invent the sandwich, 351 00:23:34,679 --> 00:23:37,671 and a black box is actually orange. 352 00:23:40,952 --> 00:23:43,045 - It's getting bad. - Leave me alone! 353 00:23:43,121 --> 00:23:45,749 You really ought to see a doctor. 354 00:23:45,824 --> 00:23:47,348 - Need a specialist? - No! 355 00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:49,257 - Why? - A client of mine 356 00:23:49,327 --> 00:23:52,922 consults a top asthma doctor. 357 00:23:52,998 --> 00:23:55,694 - I could get his name. - I see. 358 00:23:55,767 --> 00:23:57,359 You set this up! 359 00:23:57,436 --> 00:23:59,961 - Me? - You two knew each other! 360 00:24:00,739 --> 00:24:02,400 - Let me out. - Drive on. 361 00:24:02,474 --> 00:24:04,066 - Let me out! - Drive on! 362 00:24:07,946 --> 00:24:09,937 Sweetheart! 363 00:24:19,691 --> 00:24:21,352 Don't sweat it. It happens. 364 00:24:21,426 --> 00:24:23,189 What happens? 365 00:24:23,261 --> 00:24:25,388 Lovers' tiffs. With your age gap... 366 00:24:26,097 --> 00:24:30,193 An age gap between parent and child is pretty essential. 367 00:24:30,268 --> 00:24:32,463 I apologize. 368 00:24:37,242 --> 00:24:40,006 You were right about Avenue Frochot. 369 00:24:40,745 --> 00:24:44,237 Jean Renoir, the painter's son, lived there. My mistake. 370 00:24:46,351 --> 00:24:48,080 Which crime writer's pen name was Gom Gut? 371 00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:51,122 It was... 372 00:24:51,189 --> 00:24:54,750 - Do you know or not? - I know. I'm just a bit nervous. 373 00:24:54,826 --> 00:24:56,054 Well? 374 00:24:56,127 --> 00:25:01,565 He was Belgian, born in 1903, died in Lausanne in 1989... 375 00:25:01,633 --> 00:25:06,002 - He created Maigret. - That's not the answer. 376 00:25:06,071 --> 00:25:08,505 It's coming back... 377 00:25:08,573 --> 00:25:10,541 Georges Simenon! 378 00:25:10,609 --> 00:25:12,509 Sorry. 379 00:25:12,577 --> 00:25:16,206 Which country won the 1954 World Cup? 380 00:25:16,281 --> 00:25:17,839 1954? 381 00:25:17,916 --> 00:25:20,646 Hungary lost 3-2... 382 00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:24,712 Helmut Rahn scored the winning goal. 383 00:25:24,789 --> 00:25:27,053 Give me the country, not a full replay. 384 00:25:27,125 --> 00:25:30,117 Which Frenchman acted in The Man Who Knew Too Much? 385 00:25:31,930 --> 00:25:34,194 - Trick question? - No. 386 00:25:34,266 --> 00:25:37,497 Yes. Hitchcock filmed it twice, right? 387 00:25:37,569 --> 00:25:41,096 The 1956 version. 388 00:25:41,172 --> 00:25:45,370 - In 1934 it was Pierre Fresnay. - That's not the answer. 389 00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:48,536 It's on the tip of my tongue! 390 00:25:48,613 --> 00:25:52,743 He acted in Saints Alive. He wrote gardening books! 391 00:25:53,051 --> 00:25:55,542 Mr. Balanchine, we'll call you. 392 00:25:55,620 --> 00:25:57,485 I blew it, right? 393 00:25:57,556 --> 00:26:01,356 - We have more candidates to see. - Of course. Thank you. 394 00:26:06,531 --> 00:26:08,829 It was Daniel G�lin! 395 00:26:11,636 --> 00:26:13,228 Goodbye. 396 00:26:13,872 --> 00:26:17,069 - Didn't we try him before? - More than once. 397 00:26:17,142 --> 00:26:19,702 - He knows it all. - Who cares? 398 00:26:19,778 --> 00:26:22,212 For a show called Know-It-All? 399 00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:27,445 - He's the man who knew too much. - By far. See how he fell apart with us? 400 00:26:27,519 --> 00:26:30,079 Imagine him with a live audience. 401 00:26:31,623 --> 00:26:33,250 Monsieur Coste? 402 00:26:33,325 --> 00:26:37,318 - Your delivery. - I was getting worried. 403 00:26:37,395 --> 00:26:40,887 - Where do you want it? - Through there. 404 00:26:49,774 --> 00:26:51,139 Sign, please. 405 00:26:52,243 --> 00:26:55,872 I often wonder why they call you porters Savoyards. 406 00:26:55,947 --> 00:26:57,505 No idea, sir. 407 00:26:57,582 --> 00:26:59,516 Here... 408 00:26:59,584 --> 00:27:01,211 Thanks. 409 00:27:01,286 --> 00:27:03,777 - Thank you. Bye. - Bye. 410 00:27:23,541 --> 00:27:25,600 - Hi, Dad. - Hi, son. 411 00:27:25,677 --> 00:27:27,406 - Hi, Ma. - Hi, dear. 412 00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:29,743 Tell us, how did it go? 413 00:27:29,814 --> 00:27:35,343 - Some pretty good fares. - But did they pick you for Know-It-All? 414 00:27:35,420 --> 00:27:37,581 I don't think so. 415 00:27:39,157 --> 00:27:42,217 How come? Didn't you answer right? 416 00:27:42,293 --> 00:27:45,057 - Did you take your tranquilizers? - I don't like to. 417 00:27:45,130 --> 00:27:49,157 They make me feel all hot and cold. 418 00:27:49,234 --> 00:27:52,328 Can't they make allowances for nerves? 419 00:27:52,404 --> 00:27:53,701 Thank you. 420 00:27:54,339 --> 00:27:56,330 Night, Ma. 421 00:27:57,242 --> 00:28:00,302 See you, son. Get home safely. 422 00:28:02,747 --> 00:28:04,738 Drive carefully! 423 00:28:25,170 --> 00:28:27,400 What can I say? 424 00:28:43,488 --> 00:28:45,513 - Can we go? - We just got here! 425 00:28:45,590 --> 00:28:47,922 I can't bear all these people. 426 00:28:47,992 --> 00:28:50,984 - Can't you make an effort? - No. 427 00:28:51,062 --> 00:28:54,896 - I can see why you have no friends. - Don't you start. 428 00:29:05,310 --> 00:29:06,834 - Sorry! - It's occupied! 429 00:29:07,545 --> 00:29:09,342 Sorry to phone you so late... 430 00:29:09,414 --> 00:29:12,144 Our helpline is open 24 hours. 431 00:29:12,217 --> 00:29:14,276 How can I help you? 432 00:29:14,352 --> 00:29:16,786 Not me. A friend. 433 00:29:16,855 --> 00:29:21,690 A friend? It's OK, most people who call Dial-A-Friend are like you. 434 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:24,388 - Like me? - They have no friends. 435 00:29:24,462 --> 00:29:27,989 I have plenty of friends! I even made a list. 436 00:29:28,066 --> 00:29:29,397 - No! - No what? 437 00:29:29,467 --> 00:29:31,765 I wasn't saying "No" to you. 438 00:29:31,836 --> 00:29:33,827 What's your idea of the perfect friend? 439 00:29:33,905 --> 00:29:36,965 I don't care. I just need one by the 31 st. 440 00:29:37,041 --> 00:29:38,872 Why's that? 441 00:29:39,878 --> 00:29:41,436 I just have to. 442 00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:14,802 Can I help? 443 00:30:17,248 --> 00:30:19,443 Why do you always refuse help? 444 00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:25,817 - What are you looking for? - A piece of paper. A list. 445 00:30:26,558 --> 00:30:28,549 It's personal. 446 00:30:31,462 --> 00:30:33,555 And what are we? 447 00:30:33,631 --> 00:30:36,361 What do you mean? 448 00:30:36,434 --> 00:30:39,096 Where are you and I going? 449 00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:48,240 Fine. 450 00:30:48,313 --> 00:30:51,714 We'll talk when you're less busy. Good night. 451 00:30:52,383 --> 00:30:54,374 Good night. 452 00:31:04,195 --> 00:31:06,823 - Right, go. - No! 453 00:31:31,189 --> 00:31:33,487 Mr. Coste? Someone to see you. 454 00:31:33,558 --> 00:31:35,583 - Who is it? - Mr. Ballanchain. 455 00:31:35,660 --> 00:31:40,097 - I don't know him. - He knows you. Says it's important. 456 00:31:40,164 --> 00:31:41,756 See ya, pal. 457 00:31:41,833 --> 00:31:44,233 - Thanks for the help. - Anytime. 458 00:31:45,737 --> 00:31:48,672 - Sorry to bother you. - You're Mr. Ballanchain? 459 00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:51,709 - At your service. - Ballanchain, as in "ball and..." 460 00:31:51,776 --> 00:31:57,271 No, it's Balanchine. Like the choreographer. 461 00:31:57,348 --> 00:32:01,444 Sorry about your daughter. I shot my mouth off. 462 00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:04,718 - Is she here? - You came to see her? 463 00:32:04,789 --> 00:32:09,658 - No. You left this in my taxi. - Ah! I searched everywhere. Thanks. 464 00:32:09,727 --> 00:32:12,719 I guessed it was a list of clients or... 465 00:32:13,564 --> 00:32:15,555 Nice place. 466 00:32:17,201 --> 00:32:21,035 Business slow? Your shop seems pretty empty. 467 00:32:21,105 --> 00:32:25,405 It's not a shop, it's a gallery. Of antiques. 468 00:32:25,476 --> 00:32:28,309 I'm into old stuff too. 469 00:32:28,379 --> 00:32:30,404 I love a good flea market. 470 00:32:30,481 --> 00:32:33,973 I also collect. Panini stickers. 471 00:32:36,020 --> 00:32:38,614 1958-78. 472 00:32:39,557 --> 00:32:43,789 I have them all except one. Pel� the King. 473 00:32:43,861 --> 00:32:46,591 If you or a colleague sees one... 474 00:32:48,132 --> 00:32:50,862 - Anyone you know. - We might. 475 00:32:50,935 --> 00:32:55,099 I just learned a new fact. Why are they called Savoyards? 476 00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:58,304 - No idea. - 'Cause they come from Savoy! 477 00:32:58,376 --> 00:33:00,401 Napoleon III started it 478 00:33:01,145 --> 00:33:04,080 when he annexed Savoy to France. 479 00:33:04,148 --> 00:33:05,979 Isn't that amazing? 480 00:33:06,050 --> 00:33:08,041 I'll be off. 481 00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:11,111 See you, maybe. 482 00:33:40,218 --> 00:33:42,049 Wait! 483 00:33:44,555 --> 00:33:46,045 Can I ask you a question? 484 00:33:46,124 --> 00:33:49,025 Any subject except hard rock. It's not my thing. 485 00:33:49,093 --> 00:33:52,392 Not that. Did you know those Savoyards before? 486 00:33:52,463 --> 00:33:54,021 We just met. 487 00:33:54,098 --> 00:33:57,397 - And the dachshund? - First time I saw it. Why? 488 00:33:57,468 --> 00:34:00,164 - What are you doing for lunch? - Eating. 489 00:34:00,238 --> 00:34:01,865 Good! Me too. 490 00:34:04,942 --> 00:34:07,137 Can I ask you something? 491 00:34:07,211 --> 00:34:10,647 Sure, if it's up my street. 492 00:34:10,715 --> 00:34:13,548 I'm trying to find some friends. 493 00:34:13,618 --> 00:34:16,985 I mean I'm looking for old friends 494 00:34:17,055 --> 00:34:21,082 who would help me out of a jam. 495 00:34:21,159 --> 00:34:25,027 And who, if I should pass away, 496 00:34:25,963 --> 00:34:28,124 would attend my funeral. 497 00:34:29,567 --> 00:34:31,899 You'd be there, for one! 498 00:34:33,438 --> 00:34:36,339 Why do you need to find them? 499 00:34:36,407 --> 00:34:38,466 I have my reasons. 500 00:34:38,543 --> 00:34:41,910 What's the point of having a crowd at your funeral? 501 00:34:46,250 --> 00:34:50,084 Some people can't play sports. I can't make friends. 502 00:34:50,154 --> 00:34:52,019 Right. So? 503 00:34:53,324 --> 00:34:55,724 I want to be like you. 504 00:34:55,793 --> 00:34:58,421 - Like me? - Yes. I've noticed. 505 00:34:58,496 --> 00:35:01,863 You mix well, even with strangers. How do you do it? 506 00:35:03,334 --> 00:35:06,030 I don't know. 507 00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:08,334 You have to be sociable. 508 00:35:08,406 --> 00:35:11,569 - Meaning? - If you don't know, forget it. 509 00:35:12,210 --> 00:35:14,644 Don't you think I'm sociable? 510 00:35:16,214 --> 00:35:19,115 Not really. No offense! 511 00:35:19,884 --> 00:35:21,943 Teach me to be sociable! 512 00:35:22,019 --> 00:35:26,353 - It can't be taught. - There must be a trick to it. 513 00:35:26,424 --> 00:35:28,790 Teach me, please. I'll pay you. 514 00:35:30,061 --> 00:35:31,722 You're joking! 515 00:35:31,796 --> 00:35:34,765 No, I'm not. I never joke. 516 00:35:34,832 --> 00:35:37,426 That's your first mistake. 517 00:35:38,936 --> 00:35:41,268 OK, let's try. 518 00:35:42,373 --> 00:35:45,342 That's a big bag. Is someone meeting you off the train? 519 00:35:45,409 --> 00:35:48,105 My grandson. He's a real cutie. 520 00:35:48,179 --> 00:35:50,147 Not as cute as his grandma! 521 00:35:50,214 --> 00:35:51,704 What's his name? 522 00:35:51,782 --> 00:35:54,808 - Erwan. - That's Breton for Yves. 523 00:35:54,886 --> 00:35:56,319 Right! 524 00:35:56,387 --> 00:35:59,481 - You know Brittany? - A bit. Where are you from? 525 00:35:59,557 --> 00:36:00,717 Paimpol. 526 00:36:00,791 --> 00:36:03,316 # I love Paimpol, its cliffs 527 00:36:03,394 --> 00:36:06,989 - # Its church, the pilgrimage... - I don't know it. 528 00:36:07,064 --> 00:36:09,862 # But above all, I love the girl from Paimpol 529 00:36:09,934 --> 00:36:13,802 # Who waits for me in Brittany 530 00:36:20,645 --> 00:36:22,806 There you go, my dear. 531 00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:24,347 Your bag. 532 00:36:24,415 --> 00:36:27,873 - Are you always so jolly? - Smile and the world smiles with you. 533 00:36:27,952 --> 00:36:30,443 - Goodbye. - Goodbye, madame. 534 00:36:30,521 --> 00:36:33,319 Did you like lesson one? 535 00:36:33,391 --> 00:36:35,859 Come with me. I need a toaster. 536 00:36:38,863 --> 00:36:42,026 Stand here and tell me where I go wrong. 537 00:36:44,669 --> 00:36:46,193 Good afternoon. 538 00:36:46,270 --> 00:36:47,703 I'm looking for a toaster. 539 00:36:48,506 --> 00:36:52,169 - What do you recommend? - This one's good. 540 00:36:54,946 --> 00:36:56,038 Hello. 541 00:36:56,113 --> 00:36:59,708 - Can I help? - I need a toaster that defrosts. 542 00:36:59,784 --> 00:37:02,947 - This one's best. - Does it defrost? 543 00:37:05,022 --> 00:37:08,287 - Did you see this one? - I like this one. 544 00:37:08,359 --> 00:37:11,522 Dear me! I can't decide. 545 00:37:11,596 --> 00:37:14,565 I'll think about it. Thanks. Goodbye. 546 00:37:17,101 --> 00:37:20,537 - See? They liked me. - Naturally. You're a customer. 547 00:37:20,605 --> 00:37:23,005 But we hit it off. Don't deny it. 548 00:37:23,074 --> 00:37:25,065 You really don't get it. 549 00:37:25,142 --> 00:37:27,804 My parents would love one of these. 550 00:37:27,878 --> 00:37:30,438 - I'll buy it for them. - No. No. 551 00:37:30,514 --> 00:37:33,108 - Watch your braking distance. - What? 552 00:37:33,184 --> 00:37:35,914 We're on the meter, not the wheel of fortune. 553 00:37:38,689 --> 00:37:41,522 There are plenty of ways to be sociable. 554 00:37:41,592 --> 00:37:43,526 Just stay on your toes. 555 00:37:43,594 --> 00:37:45,585 And smile. 556 00:37:50,635 --> 00:37:52,466 Hello. 557 00:37:53,904 --> 00:37:55,735 Madame. 558 00:37:57,842 --> 00:38:01,403 - They all look miserable. - So cheer them up! 559 00:38:07,218 --> 00:38:09,049 Hello! 560 00:38:13,157 --> 00:38:15,318 An espresso, please. 561 00:38:18,529 --> 00:38:21,020 - Roger! - No. It's on me. 562 00:38:24,335 --> 00:38:26,997 This whole round is on me. 563 00:38:47,958 --> 00:38:49,949 I blew it again. 564 00:38:50,761 --> 00:38:53,059 What went wrong? 565 00:38:53,397 --> 00:38:55,695 - You said, "It's on me." - Yes. 566 00:38:55,766 --> 00:38:58,735 - Who is "me"? - Me! 567 00:38:58,803 --> 00:39:03,831 They don't know you. You can't buy people drinks until they know you. 568 00:39:03,908 --> 00:39:06,342 It's weird. For you, it's automatic. 569 00:39:06,410 --> 00:39:08,776 I thought I'd got it. 570 00:39:08,846 --> 00:39:12,077 There's nothing to get. Just be yourself. 571 00:39:12,149 --> 00:39:13,707 Sociable, smiling... 572 00:39:13,784 --> 00:39:15,843 OK, to sum it up. 573 00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:17,785 Sociable, smiling. 574 00:39:17,855 --> 00:39:21,018 And sincere. Sincerity's essential. 575 00:39:21,092 --> 00:39:23,526 The magic formula! I knew it! 576 00:39:23,594 --> 00:39:25,459 Three Ss. Sociable. 577 00:39:25,529 --> 00:39:27,224 Smiling. 578 00:39:27,298 --> 00:39:28,959 Sincere. 579 00:39:29,300 --> 00:39:30,665 If you like. 580 00:39:30,735 --> 00:39:32,635 - No? - Yes... 581 00:39:35,506 --> 00:39:37,599 Sociable, smiling, sincere. 582 00:39:37,675 --> 00:39:40,200 I'll watch you. 583 00:40:32,363 --> 00:40:37,596 - "Live and learn," my dad says. - Why should I be sociable with strangers? 584 00:40:37,668 --> 00:40:39,863 Who do you want to be sociable with? 585 00:40:39,937 --> 00:40:44,237 - People I know. Friends. - I didn't think you had any. 586 00:40:44,308 --> 00:40:46,503 One is all I need. 587 00:40:46,577 --> 00:40:48,943 Is there nobody you could call at 3am? 588 00:40:49,013 --> 00:40:51,140 Nobody! 589 00:40:51,215 --> 00:40:54,116 - Even if you had a big problem? - I don't. 590 00:40:54,185 --> 00:40:57,120 You do. You have nobody to call at 3am! 591 00:40:57,188 --> 00:41:00,157 - Where next? - Nowhere. I've had enough. 592 00:41:00,224 --> 00:41:03,352 - Shall I run you back? - I need a walk. 593 00:41:03,427 --> 00:41:05,452 - What do I owe? - Pay me tomorrow. 594 00:41:05,529 --> 00:41:07,724 I said I've had enough. 595 00:41:07,798 --> 00:41:10,232 You can't just give up and walk away. 596 00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:12,462 Someone's waiting for you somewhere. 597 00:41:12,536 --> 00:41:14,834 Who? Where? 598 00:41:14,905 --> 00:41:17,305 Me, tomorrow, outside your door. 599 00:41:18,242 --> 00:41:20,574 What if I don't answer? 600 00:41:20,644 --> 00:41:22,669 I'll wait. I'm a taxi driver. 601 00:41:26,750 --> 00:41:29,241 Our cash flow's still tight. 602 00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:31,811 The bank is threatening... 603 00:41:34,792 --> 00:41:37,454 - What's the matter? - Nothing. 604 00:41:39,396 --> 00:41:42,490 I have to say you're slacking off. 605 00:41:42,566 --> 00:41:44,932 Missing appointments, cruising town in a taxi... 606 00:41:45,002 --> 00:41:48,460 I know you hate driving in Paris, but still. 607 00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:51,940 Lost your bet? 608 00:41:52,009 --> 00:41:53,670 No! 609 00:41:55,846 --> 00:41:59,111 - Only three more days. - I know. 610 00:42:03,888 --> 00:42:07,016 - Eating out tonight? - Yes, with friends. 611 00:42:07,091 --> 00:42:10,527 - Want to come? - No, I'm going out too. 612 00:42:11,495 --> 00:42:14,760 I'd hate to think of you all alone at home. 613 00:42:45,129 --> 00:42:47,529 What are you doing in the dark? 614 00:42:48,365 --> 00:42:50,162 I'm with my friend. 615 00:42:51,168 --> 00:42:52,157 Who? 616 00:42:53,037 --> 00:42:54,766 My only friend. 617 00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:58,031 Are you drunk? 618 00:42:59,376 --> 00:43:02,573 - Where were you? - Get off my case. 619 00:43:02,646 --> 00:43:05,740 I care about you, that's all. 620 00:43:05,816 --> 00:43:07,340 That's new. 621 00:43:07,418 --> 00:43:10,319 That's a mean thing to say, darling. 622 00:43:15,993 --> 00:43:17,585 Achilles and Patroclus. 623 00:43:18,829 --> 00:43:21,389 From the Iliad. Legendary friends 624 00:43:21,832 --> 00:43:24,164 through thick and thin. 625 00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:31,831 Good night. 626 00:44:06,043 --> 00:44:07,635 Good morning. 627 00:44:07,711 --> 00:44:09,941 - You're looking better today. - Yes. 628 00:44:10,014 --> 00:44:12,676 - You were right. I've found him. - Found? 629 00:44:12,750 --> 00:44:16,447 My best friend. Right underneath my nose. 630 00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:19,045 His name is Luc. 631 00:44:19,123 --> 00:44:20,488 Luc Lebinet. 632 00:44:22,426 --> 00:44:23,586 So, where to? 633 00:44:23,661 --> 00:44:25,652 Nogent-sur-Marne. 634 00:44:25,729 --> 00:44:27,196 This is it! 635 00:44:27,831 --> 00:44:29,924 - If you say so. - I'm sure. 636 00:44:30,701 --> 00:44:32,293 My long-Iost buddy. 637 00:44:36,306 --> 00:44:38,240 That's the place. 638 00:44:38,308 --> 00:44:42,972 He'll be so surprised. My best friend at age 11. 639 00:44:43,047 --> 00:44:45,607 Look, that's him. Lebinet. 640 00:44:45,683 --> 00:44:48,379 - A childhood friend? - Yeah. 641 00:44:48,452 --> 00:44:50,215 They're the most loyal. 642 00:44:52,423 --> 00:44:54,254 Lebinet. 643 00:44:57,861 --> 00:45:00,352 Funny, he's hardly changed. 644 00:45:05,269 --> 00:45:08,670 - Why not talk to him? - I want him to think it's chance. 645 00:45:08,739 --> 00:45:12,140 - What do we do? - Follow them. 646 00:45:21,385 --> 00:45:23,285 Thanks. 647 00:45:23,353 --> 00:45:24,820 Thanks for everything. 648 00:45:24,888 --> 00:45:26,150 Shouldn't I wait? 649 00:45:26,223 --> 00:45:29,715 No. He's bound to invite me home for a long chat. 650 00:45:30,627 --> 00:45:32,288 Bye. 651 00:45:57,254 --> 00:45:59,552 Lebinet! 652 00:45:59,623 --> 00:46:02,353 Incredible. Remember me? 653 00:46:02,426 --> 00:46:03,757 No. 654 00:46:03,827 --> 00:46:07,228 Coste. Fran�ois Coste! Carnot Junior High. 655 00:46:07,297 --> 00:46:09,731 Sixth grade. 656 00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:12,064 Coste? Yeah, right. 657 00:46:12,136 --> 00:46:13,626 Goodbye. 658 00:46:13,704 --> 00:46:16,036 Lebinet! 659 00:46:16,940 --> 00:46:18,407 - Sir? - I have nothing. 660 00:46:18,475 --> 00:46:20,238 Luc! 661 00:46:20,310 --> 00:46:22,938 Wait! Wait for me. 662 00:46:23,013 --> 00:46:26,107 You bought quiche? My favorite food! 663 00:46:26,183 --> 00:46:29,949 You used to call me "Quichie" at school, remember? 664 00:46:30,020 --> 00:46:31,214 It's a sign! 665 00:46:31,288 --> 00:46:34,553 Let's eat it together. You can introduce me to your family. 666 00:46:34,625 --> 00:46:36,957 Get lost! 667 00:46:39,229 --> 00:46:41,220 Luc! 668 00:46:42,232 --> 00:46:45,861 We were best friends. You can't have forgotten! 669 00:46:46,870 --> 00:46:48,235 I haven't forgotten. 670 00:46:48,305 --> 00:46:51,638 We were worst enemies. I thought you were a creep. 671 00:46:51,708 --> 00:46:54,802 Everybody did. The whole class loathed you. 672 00:46:54,878 --> 00:46:57,312 You were a smug little shit then, 673 00:46:57,381 --> 00:46:59,781 and I see you still are. 674 00:46:59,850 --> 00:47:01,943 C'mon. He's not your sort. 675 00:47:02,019 --> 00:47:03,987 Schmuck! 676 00:47:04,054 --> 00:47:07,353 - You waited? - I smelled a rat. 677 00:47:07,424 --> 00:47:10,052 Childhood friendships don't last. 678 00:47:10,127 --> 00:47:12,493 Sit in the front. 679 00:47:22,773 --> 00:47:26,504 Same old story. You meet people, get close to them, 680 00:47:26,577 --> 00:47:28,602 then they're gone. 681 00:47:28,679 --> 00:47:30,476 Friendship's a myth. 682 00:47:30,547 --> 00:47:34,643 Look who's talking. You make friends with everyone. 683 00:47:34,718 --> 00:47:37,846 Everybody's the same as nobody. 684 00:47:37,921 --> 00:47:41,049 Believe me. We're always alone. 685 00:48:05,949 --> 00:48:07,883 Monsieur Coste? 686 00:48:07,951 --> 00:48:10,442 - Hello. - Voil�. 687 00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:14,889 Fill in the amount you want, my friend. 688 00:48:15,792 --> 00:48:17,657 I'm not selling. 689 00:48:17,728 --> 00:48:20,561 I'm set on having that vase. 690 00:48:20,631 --> 00:48:23,191 I'm set on keeping it, my friend. 691 00:48:24,468 --> 00:48:26,959 - You don't understand. I'm offering... - No, no, no. 692 00:48:27,037 --> 00:48:29,665 You don't understand. I said no. 693 00:48:30,807 --> 00:48:33,833 You really don't deserve it. 694 00:48:43,987 --> 00:48:46,751 Aren't Sundays a drag? 695 00:48:49,493 --> 00:48:52,394 Statistically, more people die on Sundays. 696 00:48:52,462 --> 00:48:56,330 How do you stay alive on Sundays? 697 00:49:30,133 --> 00:49:33,967 Why did the damn ref allow so much injury time? 698 00:49:34,905 --> 00:49:37,339 Is it the subway that's bugging you? 699 00:49:37,407 --> 00:49:39,170 Got out of the habit? 700 00:49:39,242 --> 00:49:42,268 Me too, but parking is hell at the stadium. 701 00:49:47,084 --> 00:49:48,915 Remember the three Ss. 702 00:49:48,986 --> 00:49:52,149 - Sociable... - Smiling, yeah... 703 00:49:54,624 --> 00:49:55,989 Dickheads! 704 00:50:11,174 --> 00:50:14,541 Aren't you hungry? Let's grab a bite. 705 00:50:14,611 --> 00:50:17,079 I eat with my parents on Sundays. 706 00:50:17,147 --> 00:50:19,672 Oh, well. Next time. 707 00:50:19,750 --> 00:50:22,446 - No, you can come too. - You think so? 708 00:50:22,519 --> 00:50:25,886 - Won't they... - You're kidding. We'll take potluck. 709 00:50:26,757 --> 00:50:28,952 - Where do they live? - The suburbs. 710 00:50:29,026 --> 00:50:30,493 There's a direct subway. 711 00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:32,152 Subway? No way. 712 00:50:32,229 --> 00:50:34,561 - No? - No. 713 00:50:35,832 --> 00:50:39,734 - It was close back there. - The subway's always close! 714 00:50:43,373 --> 00:50:45,671 - Thanks. - Bye. 715 00:50:48,545 --> 00:50:50,672 Your suburb's pretty. 716 00:50:50,747 --> 00:50:53,045 Why wouldn't it be? 717 00:50:53,116 --> 00:50:55,516 They live here and I live there. 718 00:50:55,585 --> 00:50:59,487 - You can't cut the cord? - It's them, not me. 719 00:50:59,556 --> 00:51:03,117 - Drove my wife crazy. - So, you're married? 720 00:51:03,193 --> 00:51:05,491 Me, yes. Her, not so much. 721 00:51:05,562 --> 00:51:08,156 - How about you? - Divorced. 722 00:51:09,132 --> 00:51:10,861 My fault, naturally. 723 00:51:10,934 --> 00:51:12,401 You live alone? 724 00:51:12,469 --> 00:51:14,835 Yes, it depends. 725 00:51:14,905 --> 00:51:17,100 Depends on the evening. 726 00:51:18,141 --> 00:51:22,134 She lays her eggs, safe from storm and foe... 727 00:51:24,915 --> 00:51:27,349 Evening. 728 00:51:27,417 --> 00:51:28,543 - Evening. - Evening. 729 00:51:28,618 --> 00:51:31,553 Fran�ois Coste, our dinner guest. 730 00:51:31,621 --> 00:51:35,955 The famous Fran�ois? Bruno talks a lot about you. 731 00:51:36,493 --> 00:51:38,085 My friend Fran�ois. 732 00:51:40,163 --> 00:51:42,859 My friend Bruno. 733 00:51:44,034 --> 00:51:45,797 Bruno, my friend. 734 00:51:47,737 --> 00:51:50,604 Catherine. I'm afraid you've lost your bet. 735 00:51:50,674 --> 00:51:53,768 I'm about to have dinner with my best friend. 736 00:51:53,844 --> 00:51:56,711 Take care, talk to you later. 737 00:51:58,482 --> 00:52:01,144 - I hope you like quiche. - I could eat it every day. 738 00:52:01,218 --> 00:52:03,118 - Here, Fran�ois. - Thanks. 739 00:52:03,186 --> 00:52:04,813 You've cheered me up. 740 00:52:04,888 --> 00:52:07,618 Smile and the world smiles with you. 741 00:52:07,691 --> 00:52:10,023 - Here, son. - Thanks. 742 00:52:10,093 --> 00:52:13,722 - Did you tape Thalassa for me? - Sure. 743 00:52:13,797 --> 00:52:16,960 - Bruno's a champion mastermind. - Future champion. 744 00:52:17,033 --> 00:52:19,024 Quiz games, you know? 745 00:52:19,102 --> 00:52:22,094 On TV. Not cereal boxes. 746 00:52:22,172 --> 00:52:24,732 We coach him, see. We train him. 747 00:52:24,808 --> 00:52:29,108 Bruno, get out some good wine to toast your friend. 748 00:52:29,179 --> 00:52:31,704 How did he get so addicted to facts? 749 00:52:31,781 --> 00:52:34,614 As a kid he collected newspaper articles. 750 00:52:34,684 --> 00:52:37,949 "True or False?" "Amazing Facts!" "Did You Know?" 751 00:52:38,021 --> 00:52:41,286 He followed all the game shows on the radio and TV. 752 00:52:41,358 --> 00:52:44,156 Some kids idolize rock stars. 753 00:52:44,227 --> 00:52:47,196 His idols were Alex Trebek and Robert Robinson. 754 00:52:47,831 --> 00:52:51,232 Not that it helped him pass his exams. 755 00:52:51,301 --> 00:52:54,896 He knew a lot more than the teachers, but 756 00:52:56,106 --> 00:52:58,131 he fell apart. Nerves. 757 00:52:58,708 --> 00:53:02,109 He has nice manners. What does he do? 758 00:53:02,179 --> 00:53:04,773 - He's a dealer. - In what? 759 00:53:04,848 --> 00:53:07,646 - Art, furniture... - Aunt Jacky's! 760 00:53:07,717 --> 00:53:09,617 I don't think... 761 00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:11,080 Father! 762 00:53:11,154 --> 00:53:15,318 I think there's some valuable stuff, but you're the expert. 763 00:53:17,060 --> 00:53:19,119 Voil�! 764 00:53:20,897 --> 00:53:22,922 Yes, yes, yes. 765 00:53:25,402 --> 00:53:27,996 Interesting, this art deco table. 766 00:53:28,071 --> 00:53:29,971 I could easily sell it for you. 767 00:53:30,574 --> 00:53:33,099 You could? What's it worth? 768 00:53:33,176 --> 00:53:35,235 About 10,000. 769 00:53:35,312 --> 00:53:38,179 - Francs or cents? - Euros. 770 00:53:41,618 --> 00:53:44,519 Let me think about it. 771 00:53:47,257 --> 00:53:49,987 There! 772 00:53:50,060 --> 00:53:51,527 - Thanks. - My pleasure. 773 00:53:51,595 --> 00:53:54,257 Your trip wasn't wasted. 774 00:53:56,366 --> 00:54:00,359 I haven't had such a happy time in ages. So glad to have met you. 775 00:54:00,437 --> 00:54:01,836 Us too! 776 00:54:01,905 --> 00:54:04,135 You're very sociable. 777 00:54:04,207 --> 00:54:05,902 - Really? - Yes. 778 00:54:05,976 --> 00:54:07,705 Really very sociable. 779 00:54:11,681 --> 00:54:14,309 You have nice parents. 780 00:54:14,384 --> 00:54:16,284 Yeah. 781 00:54:16,353 --> 00:54:19,618 - What are yours like? - They're dead. 782 00:54:19,689 --> 00:54:22,385 Shit. I'm sorry. 783 00:54:22,459 --> 00:54:25,587 You have your daughter, though. 784 00:54:25,662 --> 00:54:29,758 I'm worried about Louise. She's allergic to dust, 785 00:54:29,833 --> 00:54:33,234 but, as you saw, she refuses to seek treatment. 786 00:54:33,303 --> 00:54:35,203 Girls that age are touchy. 787 00:54:36,006 --> 00:54:39,271 Like, if she wears makeup, she must have a boyfriend. 788 00:54:40,076 --> 00:54:43,102 But don't ever ask. Let her confide in you. 789 00:54:43,179 --> 00:54:46,671 Her, confide? Not in me, anyhow. 790 00:54:46,750 --> 00:54:49,218 She never even calls me "Dad." 791 00:54:49,286 --> 00:54:53,052 - What does she say? - Nothing. She says nothing. 792 00:54:53,123 --> 00:54:55,591 I can't get through to her. 793 00:54:55,659 --> 00:54:57,786 Is she the only one? 794 00:54:58,795 --> 00:55:01,229 - Want to put it down? - I'm OK. 795 00:55:01,298 --> 00:55:03,823 We can keep going... 796 00:55:04,834 --> 00:55:07,132 - Can you lift it? - You lift! 797 00:55:07,203 --> 00:55:09,831 Lift your end. Go on. 798 00:55:10,707 --> 00:55:12,572 Higher. 799 00:55:13,543 --> 00:55:15,010 Damn! 800 00:55:15,078 --> 00:55:18,514 - Sorry. - Don't worry about it. 801 00:55:18,581 --> 00:55:20,742 Don't worry? It's a period piece. 802 00:55:21,318 --> 00:55:22,910 - Isn't it? - Sure. 803 00:55:22,986 --> 00:55:25,079 - Early Woolworths. - You mean... 804 00:55:26,489 --> 00:55:28,821 - It's not worth a fart? - Not even that. 805 00:55:28,892 --> 00:55:31,986 - You paid 10,000. - To make your father happy. 806 00:55:32,762 --> 00:55:34,627 You pay to make people happy? 807 00:55:34,698 --> 00:55:36,598 You don't? 808 00:55:37,634 --> 00:55:39,966 - Where do we put it? - There. 809 00:55:57,220 --> 00:55:58,847 Voil�. 810 00:55:58,922 --> 00:56:03,950 Your place isn't potluck. It's the jackpot! 811 00:56:04,894 --> 00:56:07,658 Make yourself at home. 812 00:56:07,731 --> 00:56:09,426 Here's to friendship. 813 00:56:09,499 --> 00:56:12,696 It's unique. 5th century B.C. 814 00:56:12,769 --> 00:56:15,761 A man had it made in memory of his best friend. 815 00:56:15,839 --> 00:56:18,137 He was inconsolable. 816 00:56:18,208 --> 00:56:20,574 He filled it with his tears. 817 00:56:20,643 --> 00:56:22,634 No shit. 818 00:56:22,712 --> 00:56:25,010 That's Achilles and Patroclus. 819 00:56:25,081 --> 00:56:27,606 The Iliad. Achilles and Patroclus. 820 00:56:27,684 --> 00:56:31,313 Like Danny Wilde and Brett Sinclair in The Persuaders! 821 00:56:31,388 --> 00:56:33,720 Yeah, kind of. 822 00:56:35,759 --> 00:56:38,387 - Time I went home. - Don't be silly. 823 00:56:38,461 --> 00:56:40,554 We've drunk too much. 824 00:56:40,630 --> 00:56:42,461 I have room for friends. 825 00:56:42,532 --> 00:56:44,727 I'm sure you do 826 00:56:44,801 --> 00:56:46,826 have room. 827 00:56:57,147 --> 00:57:00,048 - Evening. - Evening. 828 00:57:00,984 --> 00:57:05,114 Sorry to just turn up, but you stopped returning my calls. 829 00:57:05,188 --> 00:57:10,251 Yes. Sorry. I've been up to my neck. 830 00:57:11,294 --> 00:57:13,194 Can I come in? 831 00:57:13,263 --> 00:57:15,254 Yeah. 832 00:57:17,634 --> 00:57:20,626 - Am I troubling you? - Not at all. 833 00:57:21,671 --> 00:57:24,799 - Going down-market? - It was a gift. 834 00:57:28,011 --> 00:57:29,774 - You're not alone? - Yes. 835 00:57:29,846 --> 00:57:33,304 Actually, no. Louise had an attack. I dialed a friend... 836 00:57:33,383 --> 00:57:36,409 I mean, I dialed a doctor. 837 00:57:36,486 --> 00:57:38,818 I prefer your silences. 838 00:57:39,756 --> 00:57:42,418 But if you call me, I'll answer. 839 00:57:57,440 --> 00:57:59,305 - Fran�ois? - Yes? 840 00:58:00,210 --> 00:58:03,236 - Good night. - Good night. 841 00:58:03,313 --> 00:58:07,443 I think friendship is the greatest thing. 842 00:58:07,517 --> 00:58:09,747 True friendship. 843 00:58:09,819 --> 00:58:11,912 It's always pure and open. 844 00:58:12,922 --> 00:58:14,890 Anyway... 845 00:58:16,125 --> 00:58:18,286 See you tomorrow. 846 00:58:21,164 --> 00:58:24,133 We hung out, went to a soccer game, 847 00:58:24,200 --> 00:58:27,829 took the subway and had dinner with his parents. 848 00:58:27,904 --> 00:58:31,305 He's leading you astray! What does he do? 849 00:58:31,374 --> 00:58:34,400 - Drives a taxi. - Don't give me that. 850 00:58:34,477 --> 00:58:38,846 We've been friends since we were 11. He became a taxi driver, so what? 851 00:58:38,915 --> 00:58:41,110 And it's useful. I call, he comes. 852 00:58:41,184 --> 00:58:44,915 The plumber comes when I call, but he's not my best friend. 853 00:58:44,988 --> 00:58:48,219 I warn you, I won't settle for a stand-in. 854 00:58:48,291 --> 00:58:51,454 What will it take to convince you? 855 00:58:51,528 --> 00:58:53,325 What's a best friend to you? 856 00:58:53,396 --> 00:58:55,830 I don't know. Let's say... 857 00:58:55,899 --> 00:58:58,163 Someone who'd take risks for me. 858 00:58:58,234 --> 00:58:59,826 What kind of risks? 859 00:58:59,903 --> 00:59:01,871 Have you seen the time? 860 00:59:02,805 --> 00:59:05,296 - A big risk? - Yeah, a big risk. 861 00:59:06,209 --> 00:59:10,441 - What's the acid test? - I'll let you answer that. 862 00:59:10,513 --> 00:59:12,879 - Good night. - Good night. 863 00:59:25,895 --> 00:59:28,295 Morning, miss. 864 00:59:28,364 --> 00:59:32,801 - I know you, right? - Yes, I'm your dad's taxi driver. 865 00:59:32,869 --> 00:59:34,530 He's catching up on sleep. 866 00:59:34,604 --> 00:59:37,835 Great soccer game. He cheered his head off. 867 00:59:38,808 --> 00:59:41,106 - Who? - Your father. 868 00:59:42,078 --> 00:59:44,512 - My father, a soccer fan? - Yeah! 869 00:59:45,515 --> 00:59:48,006 Does he eat butter? 870 00:59:48,985 --> 00:59:51,351 No idea. 871 00:59:53,856 --> 00:59:57,189 - I was up all night. - One night is nothing. 872 00:59:57,260 --> 01:00:02,698 The sleeplessness record is held by Randy Gardner from San Diego. 873 01:00:02,765 --> 01:00:04,790 In 1965, at 17, 874 01:00:04,867 --> 01:00:07,859 he went 264 hours without sleep. 875 01:00:12,208 --> 01:00:13,971 - You're a student, right? - Yeah. 876 01:00:14,043 --> 01:00:16,409 - Of what? - Asian archaeology. 877 01:00:16,479 --> 01:00:19,346 Ruins, the memory of civilizations... 878 01:00:19,415 --> 01:00:22,043 - Do you know... - Do you ever stop talking? 879 01:00:22,118 --> 01:00:25,815 My wife... My ex says I do it so people won't hear me. 880 01:00:34,030 --> 01:00:37,864 There are pecans in this. Very bad for you. 881 01:00:37,934 --> 01:00:40,266 I've eaten it all my life! 882 01:00:40,336 --> 01:00:41,997 Good reason to stop. 883 01:00:42,071 --> 01:00:45,768 Pecans can cause respiratory allergies. 884 01:00:45,842 --> 01:00:48,675 You care about my health? 885 01:00:48,745 --> 01:00:50,542 Your father does. 886 01:00:50,613 --> 01:00:53,081 He's really worried. 887 01:00:53,149 --> 01:00:55,879 - Did he tell you? - Are you surprised? 888 01:00:55,952 --> 01:00:57,442 A bit. 889 01:00:57,520 --> 01:01:00,114 What's funny about it? 890 01:01:00,757 --> 01:01:03,021 It's true. 891 01:01:03,092 --> 01:01:04,389 How are you? 892 01:01:04,460 --> 01:01:06,428 I made you breakfast. Sleep well? 893 01:01:06,496 --> 01:01:09,021 - I need to talk to you. - OK. 894 01:01:14,437 --> 01:01:17,565 How would you define a true friend? 895 01:01:17,640 --> 01:01:21,770 - Someone who'll go to the limit for you. - Such as? 896 01:01:21,844 --> 01:01:24,938 Lend you his cab if yours breaks down... 897 01:01:25,014 --> 01:01:27,107 Don't you have... 898 01:01:33,156 --> 01:01:36,023 Don't you have a clearer definition? 899 01:01:36,092 --> 01:01:38,993 What's your definition? 900 01:01:39,062 --> 01:01:40,689 A friend 901 01:01:40,763 --> 01:01:43,231 is someone who'll take risks for me. 902 01:01:43,299 --> 01:01:45,893 - That's not much clearer. - It is. 903 01:01:45,968 --> 01:01:50,200 If I had big money problems, my friend would help me out. 904 01:01:50,273 --> 01:01:55,210 As it happens, I do. I'm deep in debt. 905 01:01:55,278 --> 01:01:57,473 - And? - Can I trust you? 906 01:01:57,547 --> 01:02:00,141 - Friends don't ask that. - You're right. 907 01:02:00,216 --> 01:02:05,210 In my business, sometimes I have to resort to certain schemes. 908 01:02:05,288 --> 01:02:08,382 - Schemes? - Scams, if you prefer. 909 01:02:08,458 --> 01:02:11,859 The question is, who can I ask? 910 01:02:11,928 --> 01:02:15,694 - You can ask me. - Even if it's illegal? 911 01:02:17,233 --> 01:02:19,827 - It's like a loan. - Like how? 912 01:02:19,902 --> 01:02:22,962 An art theft. My vase. 913 01:02:23,039 --> 01:02:25,906 - You're gonna steal your vase? - No, you are. 914 01:02:25,975 --> 01:02:28,375 - And do what with it? - Keep it. 915 01:02:28,444 --> 01:02:31,504 When the insurance pays up, I'll take it back. 916 01:02:32,849 --> 01:02:35,374 You said a friend would go to the limit. 917 01:02:35,451 --> 01:02:37,942 Yes, but that's the limit. 918 01:04:00,102 --> 01:04:01,797 There! 919 01:04:02,872 --> 01:04:04,635 Surprise! 920 01:04:04,707 --> 01:04:08,165 Well done. You can put the vase down. 921 01:04:08,244 --> 01:04:11,270 Meet Bruno, my best friend. 922 01:04:11,347 --> 01:04:13,941 Sociable, smiling, sincere! 923 01:04:14,016 --> 01:04:16,541 A masterpiece of a best friend. 924 01:04:16,619 --> 01:04:20,020 - That's your surprise? - Nobody got hurt. Right, Bruno? 925 01:04:20,089 --> 01:04:22,853 - What the fuck's going on? - Just a joke. 926 01:04:22,925 --> 01:04:26,656 - A joke? - See what a risk my best friend took? 927 01:04:26,729 --> 01:04:30,130 Faking a theft for the insurance? 928 01:04:30,199 --> 01:04:32,190 How's that for friendship? 929 01:04:32,268 --> 01:04:34,566 On his part, yes. But yours? 930 01:04:34,637 --> 01:04:37,834 - Be a sport. I won the bet, right? - What bet? 931 01:04:37,907 --> 01:04:40,740 Nothing. I'll explain. Champagne? 932 01:04:41,244 --> 01:04:43,144 No, thanks. 933 01:04:44,247 --> 01:04:47,239 Poor Fran�ois. You lost before you started. 934 01:04:47,850 --> 01:04:52,150 By making such a stupid bet, you proved you had no friends. 935 01:04:52,221 --> 01:04:54,985 You never did and never will. 936 01:04:56,659 --> 01:04:58,559 Tell her, Bruno. 937 01:04:59,095 --> 01:05:01,757 Tell her you're my best friend. 938 01:05:04,834 --> 01:05:07,598 Don't be like that. It was for fun. 939 01:05:08,804 --> 01:05:10,999 For fun? 940 01:05:20,650 --> 01:05:23,517 Where are the tears? 941 01:05:47,810 --> 01:05:50,301 It's not your fault. He stinks. 942 01:06:26,749 --> 01:06:29,582 We've always covered your overdrafts, 943 01:06:29,652 --> 01:06:33,679 but, as I said to your partner, this deficit is excessive. 944 01:06:33,756 --> 01:06:35,815 I'll cover it. 945 01:06:35,891 --> 01:06:38,917 We can't simply take your word for it. 946 01:06:38,995 --> 01:06:40,826 Take my share of the business. 947 01:06:40,896 --> 01:06:42,955 That should cover it easily. 948 01:06:43,032 --> 01:06:46,661 - And your partner? - She'll manage the gallery solo. 949 01:06:49,605 --> 01:06:53,166 - You realize what this means? - Yes. 950 01:06:53,242 --> 01:06:55,608 It's the price I have to pay. 951 01:07:11,494 --> 01:07:13,985 Mind if I join you? 952 01:07:20,870 --> 01:07:22,861 I had a call from Mom. 953 01:07:22,938 --> 01:07:25,805 She asked if you were OK. I said no. 954 01:07:25,875 --> 01:07:27,968 Was I right? 955 01:07:35,251 --> 01:07:38,687 I'm taking a field course for my degree. 956 01:07:39,588 --> 01:07:41,385 It'll last a year. 957 01:07:41,457 --> 01:07:43,755 Where? 958 01:07:43,826 --> 01:07:45,555 Cambodia. 959 01:07:46,495 --> 01:07:49,464 - The Angkor temples. It's a dig. - A dig? 960 01:07:49,532 --> 01:07:51,193 With your dust allergy? 961 01:07:51,267 --> 01:07:53,599 It's gone. I'm cured. 962 01:07:55,571 --> 01:08:00,065 It wasn't dust, it was food. Your friend saw it at once. 963 01:08:00,776 --> 01:08:02,300 My friend? 964 01:08:02,378 --> 01:08:05,347 Of course. You have no friends. 965 01:08:10,753 --> 01:08:13,153 At the time, I thought 966 01:08:14,090 --> 01:08:17,548 "He's started to care about other people." 967 01:08:19,595 --> 01:08:21,688 But you hadn't. 968 01:08:28,003 --> 01:08:29,994 Poor Bruno. 969 01:08:30,873 --> 01:08:33,205 He fell for it. 970 01:09:06,442 --> 01:09:09,673 - Sorry to burst in on you. - It's a pleasure. Come in. 971 01:09:09,745 --> 01:09:11,713 Hello. 972 01:09:11,780 --> 01:09:15,511 I'm worried about Bruno. I haven't heard from him. 973 01:09:15,584 --> 01:09:19,520 Neither have we. It's been a week. Our boy's unhappy. 974 01:09:19,588 --> 01:09:22,716 Did you know his best friend betrayed him? 975 01:09:22,791 --> 01:09:24,588 You heard about it? 976 01:09:24,660 --> 01:09:28,118 And how! He'd known Jean-Claude since school. 977 01:09:28,197 --> 01:09:30,597 - Jean-Claude? - The boy next door. 978 01:09:30,666 --> 01:09:32,964 His oldest friend. And closest. 979 01:09:33,035 --> 01:09:36,004 They were inseparable. Until 980 01:09:36,071 --> 01:09:38,266 J-C ran off with Bruno's wife. 981 01:09:39,108 --> 01:09:42,100 - Didn't he tell you? - He still isn't over it. 982 01:09:42,178 --> 01:09:44,738 - Losing his wife or his friend. - Both! 983 01:09:44,813 --> 01:09:47,543 He trusted them. It was a terrible blow. 984 01:09:47,616 --> 01:09:49,743 These wounds heal slowly. 985 01:09:49,818 --> 01:09:51,911 He's still fragile. 986 01:09:51,987 --> 01:09:54,649 It was touch and go. 987 01:10:08,671 --> 01:10:10,662 Isn't it cute? 988 01:10:10,739 --> 01:10:14,766 He's been collecting facts since he was little. 989 01:10:22,418 --> 01:10:27,219 His dream is to be on a TV show, but they never pick him. 990 01:10:27,289 --> 01:10:29,883 He's unlucky there, too. 991 01:10:36,432 --> 01:10:39,924 To you, I'm just a fox like any other fox. 992 01:10:40,636 --> 01:10:43,901 But if you tame me, we'll need each other. 993 01:10:44,707 --> 01:10:47,335 You'll be unique in the world for me. 994 01:10:47,409 --> 01:10:50,207 And I'll be unique in the world for you. 995 01:10:50,279 --> 01:10:51,940 THE LITTLE PRINCE 996 01:10:54,650 --> 01:10:56,743 Morning, sir. 997 01:11:22,478 --> 01:11:25,447 Found your friend? 998 01:11:25,514 --> 01:11:29,075 What's this? A fake? 999 01:11:29,151 --> 01:11:31,381 No, that's the real one. 1000 01:11:32,388 --> 01:11:35,357 - I don't follow. - The delivery was late, right? 1001 01:11:35,424 --> 01:11:37,358 Actually, it wasn't. 1002 01:11:37,426 --> 01:11:40,827 I was having a replica made. 1003 01:11:40,896 --> 01:11:42,557 A perfect copy, right? 1004 01:11:42,631 --> 01:11:45,361 Whatever for? 1005 01:11:45,434 --> 01:11:47,095 The copy? 1006 01:11:49,938 --> 01:11:52,964 To protect us from the bank. And I was right. 1007 01:11:53,042 --> 01:11:56,239 Your stupid stunt nearly cost us the gallery. 1008 01:11:56,312 --> 01:11:58,507 200,000 euros in smithereens! 1009 01:11:58,580 --> 01:12:01,140 Your trick backfired on you. 1010 01:12:01,850 --> 01:12:04,648 You've learned a lesson. We're even. 1011 01:12:04,720 --> 01:12:06,984 - I lost the bet. - Forget it. 1012 01:12:07,056 --> 01:12:08,683 It never mattered. 1013 01:12:09,458 --> 01:12:11,824 Did Bruno know it was a fake? 1014 01:12:13,095 --> 01:12:16,030 No, and he thought his best friend was real. 1015 01:12:21,236 --> 01:12:25,263 You asked about the acid test. There isn't one. 1016 01:12:26,909 --> 01:12:30,606 I forget who said, "There's no love, only tests of love." 1017 01:12:30,679 --> 01:12:32,909 But the exact opposite is true. 1018 01:12:32,981 --> 01:12:36,144 There's no test. There's only love. 1019 01:12:36,218 --> 01:12:38,948 - It hurt me. - What did? 1020 01:12:39,855 --> 01:12:42,289 Your indifference. 1021 01:12:42,358 --> 01:12:45,350 What else would you have wanted? 1022 01:12:45,427 --> 01:12:48,157 I'd have liked to be your friend. 1023 01:12:55,003 --> 01:12:56,903 Excuse me. 1024 01:12:56,972 --> 01:13:00,464 - Mr. Delamotte's office? First floor. - Thanks. 1025 01:13:04,713 --> 01:13:06,943 You were right. I didn't deserve it. 1026 01:13:07,015 --> 01:13:09,950 - Yes? - It's Delamotte. 1027 01:13:10,018 --> 01:13:14,114 I've just received your package. 1028 01:13:14,189 --> 01:13:15,781 I don't understand. 1029 01:13:15,858 --> 01:13:17,985 Simple. You wanted it, it's yours. 1030 01:13:18,060 --> 01:13:21,052 But at what price? 1031 01:13:21,130 --> 01:13:24,031 - I assume you... - Only what I paid for it. 1032 01:13:24,099 --> 01:13:27,535 - Plus a small favor. - I see. 1033 01:13:27,603 --> 01:13:29,696 A favor one can only ask a friend? 1034 01:13:29,772 --> 01:13:32,366 No, I wouldn't ask you that. 1035 01:13:33,142 --> 01:13:35,906 - Bruno! - Are you in there? 1036 01:13:35,978 --> 01:13:38,469 - Bruno! - Bruno! 1037 01:13:38,547 --> 01:13:41,277 - Everybody's looking for you. - I can't! 1038 01:13:42,084 --> 01:13:45,986 - It's your life's dream. - I'll never make it. 1039 01:13:46,054 --> 01:13:49,148 - You will. Be brave. - No! 1040 01:13:49,224 --> 01:13:52,591 On the count of three, I'll break the door down! 1041 01:13:52,661 --> 01:13:54,526 One! Two! 1042 01:13:54,596 --> 01:13:56,826 Wait! 1043 01:13:56,899 --> 01:13:59,527 - What's the matter? - Your tranquilizer. 1044 01:13:59,601 --> 01:14:02,900 - You know it makes me... - Tranquil. Come on. 1045 01:14:02,971 --> 01:14:04,666 Time to go now. 1046 01:14:14,249 --> 01:14:16,581 - Which one? - In gray. 1047 01:14:18,187 --> 01:14:20,917 Mr. Balanchine? �tienne Delamotte. 1048 01:14:20,989 --> 01:14:23,787 I produce the show. Good luck. 1049 01:14:23,859 --> 01:14:26,191 No harm in it. 1050 01:14:26,261 --> 01:14:28,752 - The same to you all, naturally. - Thank you. 1051 01:14:28,831 --> 01:14:33,791 Bruno was picked out of a hat to fill in, they said. Is that right? 1052 01:14:33,869 --> 01:14:35,962 That's right. 1053 01:14:36,038 --> 01:14:39,132 Everybody on set! Showtime! 1054 01:14:41,543 --> 01:14:43,101 You're on, son. 1055 01:14:49,251 --> 01:14:50,309 Good evening. 1056 01:14:50,385 --> 01:14:54,617 Good evening and welcome to Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. 1057 01:14:54,690 --> 01:14:59,354 Hopefully one of you will answer all the questions, using three lifelines 1058 01:15:04,299 --> 01:15:08,167 and end up winning one million euros! 1059 01:15:08,237 --> 01:15:12,105 The fastest finger takes the hot seat. That means Bruno! 1060 01:15:12,174 --> 01:15:14,540 Bruno! 1061 01:15:19,715 --> 01:15:22,183 Bruno was not just the fastest, 1062 01:15:22,251 --> 01:15:25,914 he was the only finger on the button. 1063 01:15:25,988 --> 01:15:27,615 Feeling a draft? 1064 01:15:27,689 --> 01:15:30,817 - It's chilly in here. - Hot chili, or cold? 1065 01:15:30,893 --> 01:15:32,884 Let's go. 1066 01:15:36,231 --> 01:15:37,892 Steady! 1067 01:15:37,966 --> 01:15:40,093 Steady, Bruno. 1068 01:15:46,141 --> 01:15:48,302 You live near Paris. 1069 01:15:48,377 --> 01:15:51,904 You drive a taxi. Who's with you here tonight? 1070 01:15:52,981 --> 01:15:54,608 M-m-my... 1071 01:15:54,683 --> 01:15:56,878 Your m-m-my? No? 1072 01:15:59,988 --> 01:16:02,650 - My dad and mom. - Your parents, right. 1073 01:16:02,724 --> 01:16:06,182 You're nervous being on TV. Take it easy! 1074 01:16:06,261 --> 01:16:08,456 It's seeing you for real... 1075 01:16:09,331 --> 01:16:14,030 When I was a kid, I came home for lunch to watch you in Tic-Tac-Toe. 1076 01:16:14,102 --> 01:16:15,296 That dates us! 1077 01:16:15,370 --> 01:16:18,897 You know the game has three milestones... 1078 01:16:28,483 --> 01:16:31,475 If you win a lot, which I hope you do, 1079 01:16:31,553 --> 01:16:34,044 how will you spend it? 1080 01:16:34,122 --> 01:16:38,354 The usual dream? A beautiful house, a world cruise? 1081 01:16:38,427 --> 01:16:39,985 - Both. - Both. 1082 01:16:40,062 --> 01:16:42,189 A house on a desert island. 1083 01:16:42,264 --> 01:16:45,233 - You have no ties here? - No. 1084 01:16:45,300 --> 01:16:47,666 You're not married, then? 1085 01:16:47,736 --> 01:16:49,431 No... Yes, I think. 1086 01:16:49,504 --> 01:16:52,200 How's that? 1087 01:16:52,274 --> 01:16:55,107 I am. It's my final answer. 1088 01:16:55,744 --> 01:16:58,736 Here we have a very sociable contestant. 1089 01:17:01,016 --> 01:17:03,712 For 200 euros. 1090 01:17:03,785 --> 01:17:07,915 A person who leaves in a hurry is said to 1091 01:17:07,990 --> 01:17:09,981 A, take a bow, 1092 01:17:10,058 --> 01:17:11,787 B, take a hint, 1093 01:17:11,860 --> 01:17:13,885 C, take a dive, 1094 01:17:13,962 --> 01:17:15,361 D, or take a powder? 1095 01:17:15,430 --> 01:17:17,261 Take a powder. 1096 01:17:17,332 --> 01:17:20,824 Powder is right! Congratulations. 1097 01:17:26,975 --> 01:17:29,671 - Bruno? - I have a hunch, but... 1098 01:17:29,745 --> 01:17:32,805 - First thought best thought. - But fools rush in. 1099 01:17:32,881 --> 01:17:35,111 Yes. 1100 01:17:35,183 --> 01:17:37,481 Use a lifeline? You have three. 1101 01:17:37,552 --> 01:17:38,814 No! Yes... 1102 01:17:38,887 --> 01:17:42,254 Sorry, is that yes or no? 1103 01:17:42,324 --> 01:17:43,621 No... 1104 01:17:43,692 --> 01:17:46,752 I'll go for C. "The Citroen Song." 1105 01:17:47,195 --> 01:17:51,723 It's my final... You should do a question on famous last words. 1106 01:17:52,901 --> 01:17:54,960 - Sorry, what? - For example, 1107 01:17:55,037 --> 01:17:57,972 Elvis Presley's last words were: 1108 01:17:58,040 --> 01:18:00,167 "I'm gonna read on the john." 1109 01:18:00,242 --> 01:18:02,005 It's true! 1110 01:18:02,077 --> 01:18:04,307 It's worth a thought, Bruno. Thanks. 1111 01:18:04,379 --> 01:18:06,404 Thanks a lot. 1112 01:18:06,481 --> 01:18:08,176 The correct answer 1113 01:18:08,250 --> 01:18:09,444 is 1114 01:18:09,518 --> 01:18:10,678 answer 1115 01:18:10,752 --> 01:18:13,550 C, for Citroen! 1116 01:18:15,691 --> 01:18:17,682 Well done. 1117 01:18:22,631 --> 01:18:26,123 I think it's A. The diplodocus. 1118 01:18:26,201 --> 01:18:29,170 Of course it is. Right answer! 1119 01:18:29,237 --> 01:18:30,761 I know it's Scooby-Doo. 1120 01:18:30,839 --> 01:18:33,831 And you're right. Scooby-Doo is correct. 1121 01:18:33,909 --> 01:18:36,309 My guess is B, 1122 01:18:36,378 --> 01:18:38,869 Chicken Victoria. 1123 01:18:38,947 --> 01:18:40,539 It's your final answer? 1124 01:18:40,615 --> 01:18:44,574 Chicken Final is my answer, Victoria. 1125 01:18:44,653 --> 01:18:47,019 Sorry. 1126 01:18:47,089 --> 01:18:52,083 Bruno, if your answer is right, you have won - 1127 01:18:52,160 --> 01:18:53,650 come what may - 1128 01:18:53,729 --> 01:18:55,924 48,000 euros. 1129 01:18:57,499 --> 01:19:00,195 The right answer 1130 01:19:00,268 --> 01:19:01,735 is 1131 01:19:04,706 --> 01:19:07,038 Chicken Victoria! 1132 01:19:07,109 --> 01:19:08,906 48,000 euros! 1133 01:19:08,977 --> 01:19:14,279 Bruno, this is a unique moment in the history of the game. 1134 01:19:14,349 --> 01:19:17,318 We've reached - you've reached - 1135 01:19:17,385 --> 01:19:20,650 the top of the pyramid to face the final question 1136 01:19:20,722 --> 01:19:22,622 for one million euros 1137 01:19:22,691 --> 01:19:26,320 without using even one of your lifelines! 1138 01:19:27,796 --> 01:19:31,527 Ready? This question is worth one million euros. 1139 01:19:32,634 --> 01:19:35,398 Which painter did not take part 1140 01:19:35,470 --> 01:19:40,066 in the first exhibition of Impressionists in 1874? 1141 01:19:41,243 --> 01:19:43,143 C�zanne? 1142 01:19:43,211 --> 01:19:45,202 Renoir? 1143 01:19:45,280 --> 01:19:48,010 Manet? Monet? 1144 01:19:48,083 --> 01:19:49,948 Fuck! 1145 01:19:50,018 --> 01:19:52,486 - Sorry. - It's OK. 1146 01:19:52,554 --> 01:19:56,012 - It's a tough question. - Worth a million euros! 1147 01:19:56,091 --> 01:19:59,959 You're a brilliant contestant, but if you're in doubt... 1148 01:20:00,028 --> 01:20:02,724 - I'm not. - I'm impressed. No pun intended. 1149 01:20:02,798 --> 01:20:05,858 - I've no idea. I quit. - No, no, no. 1150 01:20:05,934 --> 01:20:09,301 You're allowed to use a lifeline. 1151 01:20:09,371 --> 01:20:13,569 - I know, but I'd rather... - Quit with three unused lifelines? 1152 01:20:13,642 --> 01:20:16,805 No, that would be idiotic. 1153 01:20:16,878 --> 01:20:19,972 I'll use the 50:50. 1154 01:20:20,048 --> 01:20:26,078 Good! That's sensible. Computer, please remove two wrong answers. 1155 01:20:28,056 --> 01:20:30,786 You're left with Manet and Monet. 1156 01:20:32,060 --> 01:20:34,290 That clears the air. Manet or Monet? 1157 01:20:34,362 --> 01:20:36,387 It does? 1158 01:20:36,464 --> 01:20:39,024 - I'll Ask the Audience. - OK. 1159 01:20:39,100 --> 01:20:41,295 Audience, get ready to vote, 1160 01:20:41,369 --> 01:20:44,497 but only if you know the answer. 1161 01:20:44,573 --> 01:20:47,303 Ready, go! 1162 01:20:55,884 --> 01:20:57,408 Oh, dear. 1163 01:20:57,485 --> 01:21:00,716 52:48. Just as I feared. 1164 01:21:00,789 --> 01:21:03,223 The audience is deeply split. 1165 01:21:04,392 --> 01:21:07,088 Let me recap. 1166 01:21:07,162 --> 01:21:10,154 Either you quit now and keep 300,000 euros, 1167 01:21:10,232 --> 01:21:12,200 a very tidy sum, 1168 01:21:12,267 --> 01:21:18,297 or you pick an answer and run the risk of falling back to 48,000. 1169 01:21:18,807 --> 01:21:23,972 But you still have one more lifeline. 1170 01:21:25,480 --> 01:21:28,005 - Phone. - Phone a Friend, of course. 1171 01:21:28,083 --> 01:21:30,313 Phone a Friend! 1172 01:21:31,186 --> 01:21:33,154 - I'd better quit. - Wait! 1173 01:21:33,221 --> 01:21:36,349 Please sit down. Why quit now? 1174 01:21:36,424 --> 01:21:38,517 - I've won a lot. - I know! 1175 01:21:38,593 --> 01:21:42,051 More than I could ever earn in a taxi. 1176 01:21:42,998 --> 01:21:48,265 You must have a friend who can help you. 1177 01:21:56,611 --> 01:21:59,671 Nobody can help. I have no friends. 1178 01:22:05,353 --> 01:22:07,685 Your Bruno is gold dust! 1179 01:22:07,756 --> 01:22:11,351 The ratings are sky high. He's touched people's hearts. 1180 01:22:11,426 --> 01:22:13,291 Well, Bruno? 1181 01:22:16,498 --> 01:22:19,899 I'll phone a friend. 1182 01:22:21,436 --> 01:22:23,904 - Are you sure? - Yes. 1183 01:22:23,972 --> 01:22:27,339 You look a little bit upset. 1184 01:22:27,409 --> 01:22:29,400 Not because of the game. 1185 01:22:29,477 --> 01:22:31,707 Who do we phone? 1186 01:22:33,181 --> 01:22:34,512 Fran�ois. 1187 01:22:34,582 --> 01:22:36,243 Right. Phone your friend. 1188 01:22:36,318 --> 01:22:39,344 He's no friend, but he may know the answer. 1189 01:22:39,421 --> 01:22:41,582 Listen. Don't worry. 1190 01:23:05,280 --> 01:23:08,272 - Yes? - Hello, this is Jean-Pierre Foucault. 1191 01:23:09,050 --> 01:23:11,746 - Who? - He's pulling your leg. 1192 01:23:11,820 --> 01:23:13,788 I'm here with Bruno. 1193 01:23:13,855 --> 01:23:17,757 - I guess you're watching Millionaire. - No. 1194 01:23:17,826 --> 01:23:23,492 Even so, we need you for the million-euro question. 1195 01:23:23,565 --> 01:23:26,363 Here's your friend Bruno. 1196 01:23:26,434 --> 01:23:28,595 Yes, here's Bruno. 1197 01:23:30,472 --> 01:23:32,667 Hello, Fran�ois. 1198 01:23:35,543 --> 01:23:38,706 - I didn't think you'd call. - Me neither. 1199 01:23:39,147 --> 01:23:42,378 You weren't top of my list of friends. 1200 01:23:42,450 --> 01:23:46,079 I guess not. Still, I'm glad we can talk. 1201 01:23:46,154 --> 01:23:47,815 It's not about that. 1202 01:23:47,889 --> 01:23:52,588 I have a question on art. I hope you can answer it. 1203 01:23:52,660 --> 01:23:54,992 Are you listening? 1204 01:23:57,899 --> 01:23:59,764 - Are you still there? - Yes. 1205 01:23:59,834 --> 01:24:03,668 I'd like to thank you for helping my daughter. 1206 01:24:03,738 --> 01:24:07,333 - Not at all. - Although I should have done it. 1207 01:24:07,409 --> 01:24:11,709 Right. You were too busy with your bet. 1208 01:24:11,780 --> 01:24:15,648 If criticism's all I get, I may as well hang up. 1209 01:24:15,717 --> 01:24:17,309 Be my guest. 1210 01:24:17,385 --> 01:24:21,788 - Do we hit the clock? - No! Let it run. I'm the boss! 1211 01:24:21,856 --> 01:24:25,087 You're angry, sure. I stabbed you in the back. 1212 01:24:25,160 --> 01:24:27,890 But I didn't know your other friend did too. 1213 01:24:27,962 --> 01:24:30,863 - Don't give me "friend." - Just let me say... 1214 01:24:30,932 --> 01:24:32,456 Be quiet. 1215 01:24:32,534 --> 01:24:35,469 You are - you were - my only friend. 1216 01:24:36,337 --> 01:24:38,862 Don't make me cry. 1217 01:24:38,940 --> 01:24:42,637 In The Little Prince. The fox says: 1218 01:24:42,710 --> 01:24:44,905 "If you tame me, we'll need each other." 1219 01:24:44,979 --> 01:24:50,144 You'll be unique for me. And I'll be unique for you." 1220 01:24:51,152 --> 01:24:53,347 How did you know that? 1221 01:25:00,995 --> 01:25:03,623 Tell me you're not too angry. 1222 01:25:04,699 --> 01:25:07,031 I need to hear you say it. 1223 01:25:08,970 --> 01:25:10,961 I'm not too angry with you. 1224 01:25:11,039 --> 01:25:13,530 I was at the time, but... 1225 01:25:15,944 --> 01:25:20,745 Sorry to barge in on your privacy, Bruno, 1226 01:25:20,815 --> 01:25:23,579 but maybe we should get back to the question? 1227 01:25:23,651 --> 01:25:26,176 Of course. 1228 01:25:26,254 --> 01:25:28,688 Fran�ois, here's the question. 1229 01:25:28,756 --> 01:25:31,156 Which one of these two painters 1230 01:25:31,226 --> 01:25:37,790 did not take part in the Impressionist exhibition of 1874? 1231 01:25:37,866 --> 01:25:40,630 Manet or Monet? 1232 01:25:40,702 --> 01:25:43,637 - You understand the question? - Yes. 1233 01:25:44,672 --> 01:25:46,333 So? 1234 01:25:46,407 --> 01:25:48,637 It was Manet. 1235 01:25:48,710 --> 01:25:51,611 - Not a shadow of a doubt? - Not a shadow. 1236 01:25:52,380 --> 01:25:54,439 OK. Bye. 1237 01:25:55,517 --> 01:25:57,348 Bye. 1238 01:25:57,418 --> 01:26:00,444 Hold it. You might want to thank him. 1239 01:26:00,522 --> 01:26:03,184 Hello, Fran�ois? 1240 01:26:03,258 --> 01:26:05,556 I... Hello? 1241 01:26:09,130 --> 01:26:11,462 So? 1242 01:26:13,701 --> 01:26:16,033 I'll go for 1243 01:26:16,104 --> 01:26:19,471 answer C. Manet. 1244 01:26:20,708 --> 01:26:23,040 It's my final answer. 1245 01:26:24,179 --> 01:26:29,344 If it's wrong, Bruno, you've lost 952,000 euros 1246 01:26:29,417 --> 01:26:31,112 and won only 48,000. 1247 01:26:31,186 --> 01:26:34,212 But if you're right, 1248 01:26:34,289 --> 01:26:38,453 you've won a million euros. 1249 01:26:40,995 --> 01:26:45,557 The answer, for a million euros, is 1250 01:26:47,235 --> 01:26:50,568 Manet! You were right! One million euros! 1251 01:27:08,556 --> 01:27:11,650 A million euros! Well done. 1252 01:27:40,255 --> 01:27:41,882 ONE YEAR LATER 1253 01:27:42,890 --> 01:27:45,882 Thank you, friends. 1254 01:27:45,960 --> 01:27:49,828 - Happy birthday. - Isn't that... 1255 01:27:51,232 --> 01:27:52,460 Thank you. 1256 01:27:52,533 --> 01:27:54,933 - It's a beauty! - Blow! 1257 01:27:55,003 --> 01:27:57,198 Magnificent. 1258 01:28:00,675 --> 01:28:03,269 Happy birthday, Fran�ois. 1259 01:28:03,878 --> 01:28:06,711 Thank you. Thank you very much. 1260 01:28:06,781 --> 01:28:08,942 Excuse me. 1261 01:28:10,084 --> 01:28:12,746 Could I have the bill, please? 1262 01:28:12,820 --> 01:28:15,914 It's already been paid by that gentleman. 1263 01:28:40,315 --> 01:28:42,476 Happy birthday, Fran�ois. 1264 01:28:44,519 --> 01:28:46,817 Thank you. 1265 01:28:51,059 --> 01:28:53,118 What are you doing here? 1266 01:28:53,194 --> 01:28:55,719 It's as good as anywhere. 1267 01:28:59,334 --> 01:29:01,302 Even your slice of heaven? 1268 01:29:02,136 --> 01:29:04,001 It was a slice of hell. 1269 01:29:05,973 --> 01:29:08,441 And your million? 1270 01:29:08,910 --> 01:29:13,142 It goes fast, especially if you're not in the habit. 1271 01:29:15,350 --> 01:29:18,217 So, you're back driving a taxi? 1272 01:29:19,520 --> 01:29:21,351 It's what I do best. 1273 01:29:27,495 --> 01:29:29,929 I brought you a gift. 1274 01:29:34,102 --> 01:29:36,662 - Should I open it? - Sure. 1275 01:29:41,175 --> 01:29:43,507 - Like it? - Yes. 1276 01:29:48,750 --> 01:29:51,548 - Who's that? - Dad's best friend. 1277 01:29:59,026 --> 01:30:02,518 I thought we had to watch our braking distance. 1278 01:30:12,673 --> 01:30:15,437 I see your daughter is back. 1279 01:30:19,414 --> 01:30:21,678 As if you didn't know. 1280 01:30:22,717 --> 01:30:25,379 I had no idea. 1281 01:30:26,587 --> 01:30:30,580 So, you came here tonight by chance? 1282 01:30:30,658 --> 01:30:33,855 Absolutely by chance, yes. 1283 01:30:36,898 --> 01:30:38,263 - Why? - No reason. 1284 01:30:38,332 --> 01:30:41,824 It's a happy coincidence, that's all. 1285 01:30:46,774 --> 01:30:49,470 - Want to hear the best bit? - Go on. 1286 01:30:49,544 --> 01:30:52,411 - Remember your vase? - That you demolished. 1287 01:30:52,480 --> 01:30:53,777 Yeah. 1288 01:30:53,848 --> 01:30:57,511 You said it was unique, right? 1289 01:30:57,585 --> 01:31:01,043 Well, we had drinks with the producer after the show, 1290 01:31:01,122 --> 01:31:02,919 and there was your vase. 1291 01:31:02,990 --> 01:31:06,084 - My vase? - No, but one exactly like it. 1292 01:31:06,160 --> 01:31:07,957 Are you sure? 1293 01:31:08,029 --> 01:31:10,463 I looked. It was the spitting image. 1294 01:31:10,531 --> 01:31:14,831 - Do those vases come in pairs? - Not normally, no. 1295 01:31:14,902 --> 01:31:20,067 See? Maybe you paid a fortune for a fake. 1296 01:31:20,141 --> 01:31:22,439 Don't you believe me? 1297 01:31:22,510 --> 01:31:25,604 You don't? How much do you bet? 1298 01:31:25,680 --> 01:31:28,843 - No more bets! - Just a friendly bet? 1299 01:31:28,916 --> 01:31:31,248 OK, a friendly bet! 91065