All language subtitles for Hawaii five-0 s09 e03

("Hot in Herre"
by Nelly playing)

♪ Hot in ♪

♪ So hot in here ♪

♪ So hot in ♪

♪ Ah, oh! ♪

♪ With a little bit of, uh, uh ♪

♪ And a little bit
of, uh, uh ♪

♪ Just a little bit of,
just a little bit of ♪

♪ Just a little bit of,
just a little bit of ♪

♪ I was like, good gracious,
ass is bodacious, uh ♪

♪ Flirtatious,
trying to show patience ♪

♪ I'm waiting for the right time
to shoot my steez, you know ♪

♪ Waiting for the right time
to flash them keys ♪

♪ Then, uh, I'm leaving,
please believe in ♪

♪ Oh, me and the rest
of my heathens ♪

♪ Check it, got it locked at
the top of the Four Seasons ♪

♪ Penthouse, rooftop,
birds I'm feeding... ♪

SHANNON (over radio): Hey, it's
the Hawaiian 105 Kolohe Krew,

Shannon Scott and Mele Apana,

with you on this
Aloha Saturday.

MELE: Hey, for those of you
keeping track,

it's day number five
of this epic heat wave,

and it looks like
it's gonna be another scorcher!

SHANNON: You know,
I got 9:00 a.m. on the clock

and a hundred on the mercury,
and it's-- ooh--

it's getting even hotter
and hotter.

MELE:
I know, baby, but don't count on

running that AC all day
because city officials

are predicting even more...

Trust me, dude,
I'd do the same if I could.

MELE:... as the electric grid
is, you know...

SHANNON: Pushed to the max!
MELE: Pushed to the max!

SHANNON:
So stay indoors, stay hydrated,

but most importantly,

stay tuned right here to (horn honking) Da
Kolohe Krew on Hawaiian 105...

MELE:
K-I-N-E.

("Heat Wave" by Martha
and the Vandellas playing)

♪ Whenever I'm with you... ♪

Hey, genius, we're all
in the same traffic here!

(horn honking)

Oh, no, that's great.
Keep doing it. Keep honking.

Is that working out for you?
We moving? Great.

♪ Could it be the devil in me? ♪

♪ Or is this the way
love's supposed to be? ♪

♪ It's like a heat wave ♪

(horns honking)

♪ I can't keep from crying ♪

♪ It's tearing me apart ♪

♪ Whenever he calls my name ♪

♪ Soft, low,
sweet and plain... ♪

ANNOUNCER: ...this quarter, they
need to score on this drive.

Hey.

Comfortable?
Yeah. Um...

Hope you don't mind.

I-I didn't know that you were
gonna come in on a Saturday,

so I-I thought I'd stop by
and catch up on some paperwork.

You know? Gets a little bit
crazy during the week.

Your AC's broken, isn't it?

Yeah, you got me, uh...

There ain't no AC
at McGarrett's house.

The best you're
gonna get there is

you open up
the front door and back door

and you pray to God
for a draft to come through.

Yeah, well, I was hoping to camp
out here, too, but McGarrett

just called as I was coming in;
HPD is completely stretched thin

with 9-1-1 calls.
They need us to help out, so...

You know, it makes sense.
Crime spikes during heat waves.

Can we not pretend that that
is some well-established fact?

Well, it-it is.

What, you never heard of that?
It-it's because...

Could you be more of a
condescending jerk right now?

Okay, short tempers, all right?

Sometimes, when it gets
a little bit hot,

people get a little bit...
(grunts)

So, how's that? Huh?

It's good, huh?

Yes, I like that a lot.
Thank you.

All right, let's go. Duty calls.

Uh, yeah, okay,
just give me a minute.

I'm just gonna
finish something up here.

All right, well, I'll wait.
Let's go.

Actually, why-why don't
you just meet me downstairs?

(stammers)

I'll be real quick, two seconds.

You're not wearing pants,
are you?

(chuckles softly)

Underwear?

Oh, my God.

No. No. No.

No. No.

That's my chair!

Radiator's fried.

Call for a tow.

Today? In this heat?
We'll be here for hours.

Hey. You can't leave me in here.

Please.

I can't breathe.

You said it yourself.
It's gonna be a while.

WENDALL: I guess we can't
just let her bake in there.

(sighs)

(woman coughing)

There. Don't move.

She needs water.

I'll go knock on the door.

[Hawaii Five-O
theme song plays]

♪ Hawaii Five-O 9x03 ♪
Mimiki Ke Kai Ahuwale Ka Papa Leho
(When the Sea Draws Out the Tidal Wave,
the Rocks Where the Cowries Hide are Exposed)
Original Air Date on October 12, 2018

== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man

♪ ♪

You're starting
with the salmon?

Yeah, I'm starting
with the salmon.

It was closest
to the door.

Right, but it's half
the price of the fillet.

You don't think
we should get

the most expensive items
on ice first?

So should I start
with the lobster?

Sure. Maybe. I don't know.

Prioritize.
You know what I mean?

Oh, oh, okay. So then,
should I go lobster, fillet,

tuna, salmon, crab, or

should I go
lobster, fillet,

crab, tuna, salmon?

And then, what about the, uh,
wagyu meatballs?

- Where do they go? - Wagyu meatballs?
-Yeah. Where do they go?

Wagyu meatballs
go in the trash

with the rest of the inventory
unless you stop yapping

and start bringing food out here.
- Why is everything

a life or death with you?

It's not life and death.
It's not life and death.

Everything, it's the
end of the world.

Power went out
a half an hour ago.

Yeah, so what's your point?

My point is that we have
a beautiful commercial freezer.

Okay? We paid a lot of money
for it. You heard the salesman.

We got 24 hours; the stuff
will keep temperature

if the power goes out.

Salesman?
Like a salesman never lies?

All I'm saying is
we don't know

how long these blackouts
are gonna last.

Well, then it's good
we have ice.

Lots of it, right?

(horn honks outside)

(straining):
Hey, Kamekona.

Looks like I'm just in time
for the wet T-shirt contest.

(grunts)

Hi, Kamekona. Nice hat.

You know it.
I'm calling it the KameCooler.

- Ah.
- If you want to preorder one,

Kickstarter's going live
next week.

I don't know what that means.

Who are these two?

Hired muscle.

You think I was gonna do
manual labor in this heat?

That's great.
Freezer's that way, boys.

Not for you, for me.

Boys, freezer's that way.

What?

I've been stockpiling ice
for the past few weeks.

DANNY:
Ah. Well, that explains

why there's half
a glacier in there.

STEVE: Okay, whatever. As long
as you leave enough for us to

fill these coolers. We're trying
to save our perishables here.

Usually I'll say this
is a "you" problem.

Seeing that
I'm a partner

in this venture, I'll help
you guys out this one time.

Oh, that's very generous.
Thank you.

KAMEKONA: Just know,
this act of charity

is cutting into
my profits today.

This kind of weather?

Huge spike in the customers
at the shave ice truck.

And I'm the only game in town

with enough product
to meet the demand.

A smart businessman
always plans ahead.

They don't call me
the Oracle of Oahu for nothing.

Excuse me, who calls you
the Oracle of Oahu?

These two, for starters.

They don't count;
they're indentured servants.

Smart. You need
to hydrate today.

STEVE: Yeah, uh, I
wouldn't worry about him.

He's been on that thing
like a baby with a bottle.

Maybe you should get yourself a
bottle because you're sweating

like an animal.
Maybe if you move

with just a little urgency
instead of sitting down

every two minutes watering
yourself like a plant,

you'd actually break a sweat.

DANNY:
That's kind of funny.

You should do some comedy,
some stand-up here.

I think, maybe,
like, at the end

of the night, when we want
people to leave.

That's good, that's funny, too.

I'm supposed to be
the silent partner in this.

You two should try it sometime.

He doesn't know how to be
silent. Are you kidding me?

Compared to you, I'm a monk.
(phone ringing)

A monk-- your phone's loud.

Even your phone's loud.

McGarrett.

(tires screech)

(indistinct
police radio chatter)

Pua.

Who were the officers?

Sergeant Skip Wendall
and Lieutenant Pete Avea.

All right, well,
what do you think so far?

Far as we can
piece together,

the officers were transporting
a female perp, Tracy Benson,

back to the station
when their car overheated.

Looks like they pulled over,
Benson somehow got loose,

shot them both
with Avea's service weapon.

Okay, who's the third body?

Motorcyclist.

We believe he stumbled
onto the crime scene.

Then the shooter used
his bike to get away.

I pulled the registration,
got an APB out on the bike.

STEVE: What do we know
about this Benson?

Taking out two cops like this,

while she's handcuffed?

That's not within the skill set
of your average perp.

No, it's not.

Which is why it's strange
she came back completely clean.

No priors.

Okay, what did she get
picked up for this morning?

Assault charge.

Apparently,
she got into it

with the superintendent
at her building.

DANNY:
It doesn't make sense.

No priors,
she would've made bail.

She'd be out in a couple hours.

Why was she so desperate
to escape custody

that she guns down
two cops in cold blood?

(phone ringing)

Go for Dog.

You better be
in the parking lot.

I'm standing on the first tee,
and it ain't getting any cooler.

Oh, sorry, man.

I just assumed that it was off.

You'd have to be out of
your damn mind to play golf

in weather like this today.

Well, I guess when some of us
say we're going to be somewhere,

our word actually
means something.

Bruddah, why don't you
come join me?

I'm up to my pits in ice.

Beth just made
a fresh batch of lemonade.

Come on, bruddah,
this is a big tub.

I hard pass.

Are you sure?

Listen, you know there's
no shame in tapping out

when Mother Nature's got you
by the short and curlies.

Nobody want to hear about
your short-- good-bye.

Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa,
where you going?

Well, your-your buddy
canceled, so I just assumed...

You assumed wrong.

Do you know how hard it is
to get a tee time out here

on a Saturday at this
hoity-toity little club?

I will play the round by myself,
thank you very much.

But, sir, the-the heat.

There's-- Look around,
there's no one else out here.

Well, that's perfect.

Means I can take
my sweet-ass time.

Mr. Grover, I really think
you should reconsider.

Uh, playing in these conditions
just isn't safe.

I'll tell you what ain't safe,

you and all this
yakity-yakity-yakity

while Mr. Grover's trying
to line up his shot.

(monitor beeping steadily)

Mr. Dresden, my name's
Steve McGarrett

with the Five-O
Task Force.

We need to ask you a couple
questions about your tenant,

Tracy Benson.

Mr. Dresden,
can you hear me, sir?

Uh, the doctors had to sedate
him because of the pain.

He's, uh, he's pretty out of it.

Mrs. Dresden?

Can you tell us what happened
to your husband?

Our tenant, Tracy,
went crazy and attacked him.

And I want to press charges.

What?

Is she saying something
different? Well, she's lying.

You want to have a seat?

MRS. DRESDEN:
They had her in handcuffs.

How did she
get away?

STEVE: In order
to get her back,

we're gonna need your help,
Mrs. Dresden.

So can you tell us
what may have caused

Miss Benson to attack
your husband the way she did?

All I know,
I was getting ready for work

and I heard shouting downstairs.

Tracy was upset about

our air conditioning
in her apartment.

I rushed downstairs

to find her standing
over my husband,

punching and kicking him.

And when I screamed for help,
she left.

Okay, wait, I'm sorry,
y-you're saying that-that

she did this to your husband

because of something to do
with her air conditioner?

We've had service people
in and out all week.

Of course
the tenants

blame the super
when their AC breaks down,

but it's not his fault.

The units
are just old.

To me, it still seems
a bit extreme, no?

It's the heat.
It makes people do crazy things.

Have you ever had
problems with, uh,

with Miss Benson
in the past?

Not at all. Uh... Tracy's quiet.

She keeps to herself
and she pays her rent on time.

She's a good tenant.

You know where she works?

I don't think she has a job;
at least she didn't list one

on her rental application.

DANNY: Okay,
so she has no job,

but she pays her rent on time.

She said she was
in a car accident

a couple years ago and there was
an insurance settlement.

I guess it was enough money
where she didn't have to work.

Okay.

So, using the
Social Security Number

you got off
the rental application,

I was able to run
Tracy Benson's finances.

First off, there's no record
of any insurance settlement.

So she lied about how she was
making the rent. What else?

All of her credit cards
and bank accounts

were closed three years ago,
because that's when she died.

What?
Say that again.

Tracy Benson died in 2015.

The death certificate
was issued in New Mexico.

This woman is using
a dead person's identity.

Explains why
she was so desperate

to get away from the cops.

We know that she's
hiding out on the Island,

living under an assumed name,

and whatever it is
she's wanted for is bad enough

she didn't mind adding
"cop killer" to the list.

Thank you, Jerry,
and stay cool today.

It's kind of hot out.
Stay hydrated.

Stay hydrated, Jerry.

Oh, you don't
have to worry about me.

I'm working on
a killer smoothie recipe

I got off this nutrition
subreddit I follow.

About to fire up
the ol' Vitamix.

That's good. See? Everyone
takes it seriously, except you.

Aw, crap.
What happened?

Uh, nothing, I'm good.
Bye, Jerry.

Oh, yeah. There she is.
That's good.

What?

Just getting the optimal
"vent to armpit" angle.

(chuckles) Why don't you
wind the window down

and get a cross-breeze going?

Maybe because it's 105 degrees.

Yeah, see, I
don't mind it.

I-I think, uh, being
hot's a state of mind.

(scoffs)
Says the man with no pants.

See, that's exactly my
point, because we adapt,

you know, if not
physically, then mentally.

- See, watch, I'm gonna wind...
- Do not!

Do not even think
about doing that.

And don't get used
to driving my car, either.

Why not?

McGarrett always
drives around Danny's car.

(chuckles)

- Oh, so you're McGarrett now?
- I-I didn't say that.

God, it was just a matter
of time, wasn't it?

I mean, you lived together,

went on that SEAL rescue mission
together. Of course.

Hey, there are worse people
to model myself after.

You're right.

100%.

Do I still just call you Junior,
or is it McGarrett Junior now?

Okay, then, what?
If I'm McGarrett,

then you're Detective Williams.

(laughs) Okay, no, I am not.

- Yeah, see, you just sounded like him.
- No, I did not.

Yeah, you sure did.
No, I do not.

- Come on, say something he would say.
- No, get out of here.

Give me your best impression,
come on.

- Just drive the car. Shut up and drive the...
- Give me your best impression.

(straining): "You're not--

"Come on, Steve.
Wh-What the hell are you doing?

"Huh? Doors are for knocking,
not kicking down.

"Baboon monkey.

"Jersey's the best. Everything
about Hawaii's terrible.

"Th-The weather, Th-the, um,
the-the-the beaches,

"the food. Oh...
(stammers)

"Anyone who puts
pineapple on pizza

should get the death penalty."
(laughs)

(phone chimes)
That was good.

Okay, look at this.

Alert from HPD.
Liliha area.

Shots fired at 329 Alewa Drive.
Home invasion in progress.

Let's go.
Okay, that's us.

(tires screeching)

Hey!

Five-O!
Drop your weapon!

I'm the one who called you guys!

This is my place!

Where's the intruder?

Intruders!

I been holding them off
until you guys arrived.

Let's move.

Thank God you're here.

He's crazy!

We just wanted to cool off,
that's all.

We thought
he was out of town,

but he got back
and he pulled a gun on us.

I just want to go home.

All right. It's okay.

I have to go to the bathroom.

Okay. Come on, get out.

- (gunshot)
- (screaming) - Hey!

What did I say?!

Put the gun down!

Place it on the roof now!

Not until I see them in cuffs!
All of them!

Put the gun down right now.

They're the ones
who broke into my property.

You won't do
something about it,

- I will.
- I'm not gonna warn you again.

Okay, buddy?
This guy's out of it.

- You think?
- Sir?

What's your name?

I'm Junior.

Makaio.

Makaio. Okay.

Hey, Makaio, can you tell me,
are you on any medication?

Cholesterol meds.

And something for my anxiety--
sertraline.

But don't make this about me!

No, I'm not, okay?
Makaio, did you know

that some anxiety medications
can increase heat sensitivity?

Are you messing with me?

Don't mess with me.
I'm warning you.

I'm not. It's true. Okay?

It causes dehydration,
and-and some cases,

heat stroke,
and, buddy,

I-I think that's what's
happening to you right now.

Are you feeling
light-headed?

(stammers) A little bit, but...

All right, then all you need
to do is get out of the sun.

Makaio,
can you do that?

All you need to do
is put down the shotgun

and come inside.

Simple.

(screaming)

(gunshot)
(people screaming)

(indistinct radio chatter)

That was good work back there.

How did you know
all that stuff?

About the meds?

Uh, my sister.

She was on them for a bit.

And, uh, she got
really disoriented once.

I-In heat. Not nearly
as bad as this, but... yeah.

Got it.

Hey, Junes, I-I know
you don't really talk

about your sister
or what happened,

and that's totally fine.

But just know if-if
you ever wanted to...

Well, thank you. Appreciate it.

You're welcome.

Hey, is that someone
in your car?

BOTH:
Hey!

(tires screeching)

Thank you.

So, dispatch says
we're gonna have to wait an hour

for another vehicle.

Do you have any idea how
much I hate you right now?

That's not fair, okay?

We were responding to a call,
and I had no time

to take the key out
of the cup holder.

Oh, no, no, of course
not, 'cause that

would've taken
all of two seconds.

Okay, come on.

You can continue berating me
on the walk back to HQ.

Wait, what? Hold on, hold on,
hold on. You said "walk"?

I thought you said
we were waiting for a squad car.

No. I said
it was gonna take an hour.

But why stand here and waste
time when we can walk there

in 30 minutes? Jog, 15.

What, you got something
against exercise?

Who in their right mind
would exercise in this heat?

(whoops):
Ooh-whee!

(laughs) Hey!

How you like them apples?
(laughs)

(whoops)

Hey, what's the matter with you?
You don't look so hot.

Oh, I am hot.

I am very hot, Mr. Grover,
but I will manage.

Well, I'll tell you what.
I'm a good sport.

Hang on a second.
Let me get that for you.

Oh, uh, Mr. Grover,
I... I really think

you should just consider
calling it a day.

What the hell for?

In fact, you know,
I-I'd be happy

to, you know, pull some strings,

get you back out here
for a complimentary round.

Really?

That sounds like a
mighty generous offer.

But, see,
the thing is this, Gary.

This heat is doing wonders
for my knee.

As a matter of fact,

my whole body
hasn't felt this loose in years.

Bottom line,
I'm not going anywhere.

I'm having the round of my life.

Well, if it's all the same
to you, sir,

I think I'm gonna
duck out of here.

Whoa, wait a second, now.

I need you to stay here.

Why? You think I'm some
kind of good luck charm?

This heat got you losing
your damn mind?

You ain't getting no credit
for this. This is all me.

But if you think
anybody's gonna believe

that I shot a round
like I'm shooting today

without eyewitness
corroboration,

then I guess you don't know
my friends or my family.

Bottom line is y-you're
gonna have to talk

to a lot of
people today.

Thanks, buddy.

Come along, Noonan.

♪ ♪

MAN: You don't think I know
what you're doing there?

Make a selection.

♪ Your lovin' is fly, so fly ♪

♪ No lie, no lie... ♪

Yo, I need some ice.
Cooler's empty.

Sorry. Just sold
the last two bags.

I'll give you 20
bucks for those.

Pass.

Forty.

Still a no.

Next.

Yo, bruh,
wait up a minute.

Hey, I'm talking to you.

Dude, it's pretty weird that you
keep handcuffs in your moped.

I'm with Five-O.

Cool. Wait. Really?

Please. I got to get home.

You're not going anywhere. I am
totally pressing charges.

You don't understand.

My wife is six months pregnant,

and heat sent her
into contractions.

Doctor said I got
to keep her cool

until the ambulance comes.

Hold on. That's what
you needed the ice for?

911 said it could take over
an hour for them to get there.

Sounds like we have
extenuating circumstances.

What are the chances
he's not making that up?

Someone check my pocket.

Check my phone. I'll show you.

Oh.

Well...

What do you need the ice for?

Margaritas.

Let him go.

He can have the ice.

It already melted.

FLIPPA:
Please tell me you have it.

Relax, cuz.

Like the good
book sayeth,

"The iceman cometh."

Just in time.
We're running low,

and the line keeps
getting longer.

Seems our competition's
completely tapped out.

What?

Call that a captive market.
You know what we do next?

Hells to the yeah.
We sell a crap ton of shave ice.

No, knucklehead.
We'll raise the prices.

Ain't price gouging illegal?

Are you sure we're related?

Just saying, you sure you want

to take advantage
of customers like that?

No, we're not taking
advantage of the customers.

Taking advantage
of the market conditions,

which dictates the price points.

In this case,
determined by the heat wave,

which I might point out
is a cosmic event.

Are you saying

the universe wants us
to overcharge people?

It's the natural order
of things, bruh.

(people groaning)

You can't do that.

That's taking advantage
of your customers.

Bro, you don't like it,
you can move along.

In that case,
you take credit cards?

Sure do.

STEVE:
Not too shabby.

Very nice.

Maybe there's
no insurance money,

but this woman
definitely has money somehow.

Danny.

Is it cool in here?

Yes, it is.

The AC works.

What was she so worked up about?

(grunts)

♪ ♪

Danny.

Yeah. I got a print.

I got something, too.

What?

What are you doing in there?
Something in there?

No, but there was.

Judging by the dust pattern,
it was removed very recently.

Insurance money.

Maybe.

All right. Let's see if
this print can help identify

our fake Tracy Benson.

STEVE: Okay, our perp's
real name is Allison Ross.

She was part of a crew

that were hitting banks in Texas
and Oklahoma three years ago.

Look at this.

DANNY:
These guys are pros.

Yeah, but according
to this report,

their luck
eventually ran out.

One of their robberies
went sideways

when they killed
a security guard.

Now, the whole crew got wrapped
up and eventually arrested.

But Ross escaped
during a prison transfer

along with half a million
dollars in cash

that was never recovered.
Right.

So that explains how
she was paying rent.

Well, also it might explain

what was in that air duct
until this morning.

So, super's wife said that they
were servicing the ACs all week.

Someone shows up to the house
when Ross isn't home.

Super lets him in.

AC unit guy goes
looking through the duct,

finds half a million dollars
in cash.

And Ross comes home.

Finds her money's missing.

Goes ballistic on the super,
almost puts him in a coma.

Now she's on the run again.

All right, so
there's a good chance

there's an AC repairman out
there with a big bag of cash.

Yeah, and we better find him
before she does.

MAN (recorded):
Thank you for calling

Oahu HVAC Repair.

Please continue to hold,

and one of our operators
will be with you shortly.

Liar. Liar!

Ten minutes ago he said that.

WOMAN:
Service. How may I assist you?

Thank God.
Hey, hi.

This is Steve McGarrett
with the Five-O Task Force.

Listen, you sent a technician
out to a job this morning,

3429 Kapulani Drive.

Who was that?

Look like that job
went to Francis Konani.

Great. How do we get
in touch with him?

I can give you his number,

but he hasn't been
answering his phone.

I tried calling
because he missed

all his other
appointments today.

(quietly): You might take
an early retirement, too,

if you found half a million
in an air vent.

Okay. What about an address
for him, please?

Let me look that up.

Funny.
You're the second person today

that has called here
for that information.

Who's the first?

A woman.

I think she said
she was his niece.

She's visiting from the mainland
and wanted to surprise him.

(siren wailing)

TANI: Do you think
it's humanly possible

to just run out of sweat?

It was a drunk driver.

What?

My sister.

He ran a red light.

He was speeding and...

he hit her directly
on the driver's side.

Junes, I'm so sorry.

I feel so stupid.

I-I said I'd be here
if you wanted to talk,

and now I don't even...

I don't know what to say.

Nah.

You don't have to say anything.

(ice cream truck music playing)

(gasps) Oh.

(scoffs)

Just when I thought I
had you figured out,

you go and do
something like that.

What?

You're mixing sorbet
with ice cream.

It's unnatural.

Who does that?

It all ends up
in the same stomach.

Besides, you're in
no position to lecture.

What are you talking
about? I got vanilla.

Exactly.

See? You're playing it safe.
I like to live on the edge.

(phone ringing)

Yeah?

You're kidding.

No, that's great.
Thank you.

My car was ditched at the beach.

Somebody called it in.

See? You got your car back
and you got ice cream.

I-I call that
a win-win, right?

Yeah, well, let's see
what condition it's in.

If he used it as a toilet,

you're paying
to get it detailed.

Fair enough.

Ooh.

All right, keep it together,
baby boy.

Keep it together.

(panting)

Now, you let this miserable game
torment you your whole life.

But today, today is the day
that all ends.

All I got to do is
sink you one more time,

and that's 72.

That's par.

Line it up. Here we go.

Come on.

Get in there, get in
there, get in there!

Yes, sir! That's what
I'm talking about!

That's what
I'm talking about! Yes!

You see that, Gary?

Hell no!

Come on, now.

Wakey-wakey.

Wakey-wakey-wakey.

Wakey-wake.

Wake your ass up.

Now...

Now, I just sank
a 30-foot putt.

Six feet of break
from right to left.

You saw that, right?

(stammers)

Wait, wait.
Just one thing.

Before you say
anything else, remember...

my bragging rights,

plus the extremely generous tip
that I will give you,

all hinge on the next words
that come out of your mouth.

So... what do you say?

Uh, uh...

(high-pitched):
"That was great, Mr. Grover.

"I saw the whole thing.

"Right to left, six feet.

That was amazing."

Good. That's good.

That's good.

(siren wailing)

(tires screeching)

DANNY:
That's the bike Allison stole.

Still here.

Excuse me.
Excuse me.

Excuse me.

The power went out
a few hours ago.

The stairs are that way.

Let me guess,
he's on the top floor?

At least you're hydrated.

STEVE:
Danny! Danny!

DANNY:
Clear.

Mr. Konani, can you hear me?

Is he alive?

Barely.

Where's the woman
who did this to you?

(weakly):
She's gone.

Gone.

Get an ambulance.

Ambulance is on the way.

Okay. He said she's been gone
for a couple hours.

That motorcycle's
still downstairs.

Maybe she stole a car, huh?

Danny, unless she's still
in this building.

Right. The lady said
the power's out.

Elevator.

STEVE:
No power. No air.

That box has got to be
hot as an oven.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Singing don't worry ♪

♪ About a thing ♪

Okay, I got it cleared out.

Good.
Let's get her inside.

♪ 'Cause every little thing ♪

♪ Is gonna be all right ♪

♪ Don't worry ♪

♪ About a thing ♪

♪ 'Cause every little thing ♪

♪ Is gonna be all right ♪

♪ Rise up this morning ♪

♪ Smiled with the rising sun ♪

♪ Three little birds ♪

♪ On my doorstep ♪

♪ Singing sweet songs ♪

♪ Of melodies pure and true ♪

♪ Singing, this is
my message to you ♪

♪ This is my message to you. ♪

What happened?

Got victimized by an angry mob.

I guess the heat make people
do crazy things.

Yeah, yeah. Or, uh, I overheard
that you tripled your prices.

STEVE: Yeah, I tell you
what else is crazy.

It's crazy
you didn't see this coming.

You being the Oracle
of Oahu and all.

FLIPPA:
I tried to warn him.

But he kept going on about
"market forces."

Well, it looks like
the market forces

kind of turned
against you today.

That's what you get for
price gouging, Kamekona.

GROVER:
What's good, fellas?

(laughs)

How's everybody enjoying
all this beautiful

Hawaiian weather?

No.

What's wrong, baby?

Well, a lot of things,
but right now, your happiness

in this heat is making me upset
for some reason.

What's wrong? You've been
drinking some of Kamekona's

ice-cold hater-Ade?

(laughs)

You'd be smiling, too,
if you did what I just did.

Well, I just came
from the golf course,

where I shot the game
of my life:

seventy-two.

You know what that means, right?

Means I shot par.

Par.

Lou, I've seen you play golf,
remember that?

Four years ago, you dropped

a lucky 75-foot putt, and you're
still talking about it.

Figured you'd have
something smart to say.

I got something--
Yo, my man!

Yeah.

Hey, where did you get
that ice from?

Uh, they, uh, had a two-for-one
offer at the stand back there.

Here you go, sir.

Thank you, my boy.

Gentlemen, this here's Gary.

Gary and I go back...
what, about 18 holes?

Our friendship is deep.

Gary's also
my personal caddy.

So if you have any doubt to
the veracity of my score card,

why don't you direct
your cynical,

silly questions at my man here.

What happened
to your face, Gary?

(mouth full): You have
the right to remain silent.

Now, please tell these gentlemen
about what you saw today

when you witnessed
the king of swing,

and leave
no detail out.

Okay. Uh, so, first...

Oh, oh, wait a second.

I'm sorry. Um, TANI and Junior,
where they at?

They're gonna be a while.

Yeah, last we heard,
they had car trouble.

Perfect. You can hear it twice.

Out. Now.

I'm really sorry, okay?

I shouldn't have done
that. I was desperate.

What, you never
heard of a taxi?

Not for the wheels, for the AC.

You stole my car

for the air conditioning?

First off, I didn't know
you guys were cops.

Also, technically,

I didn't steal anything.

Stealing is defined as intent

to deprive someone permanently
of their property.

I just wanted to borrow it
for a little while.

Now I returned it.

So we good?

Get in.

(siren whoops)

Air conditioning.

Never heard
that one before.

(siren whooping)

Hey, uh,

you know, since we
got it back safely,

I think we can forget
the whole, you know,

forgetting the keys in
the cup holder thing, right?

Oh, you mean, you don't
want me to make fun of you

about it every day for
the rest of your life?

'Cause that's happening.

(engine stops, car beeping)

No.

Are you kidding me?
(sighs)

Yeah, he left the AC on
the whole time.

He must have totally
drained the battery.

Back out into the heat then.

We're gonna have to tow the car.

Well, I have an idea of
what we can do while we wait.

What?

♪ ♪

(both whooping)

Hey, tsunami warning!
Bring it.

- Okay.
- Let's go.

(laughing)

(yells)

Feels so good.

Yeah, feels so good.

♪ ♪

♪ I'm singin' in the rain ♪

(whooping)

♪ Just singin' in the rain ♪

♪ What a glorious feeling ♪

♪ I'm happy again ♪

♪ I'm laughin' at clouds ♪

♪ So dark up above ♪

♪ The sun's in my heart ♪

♪ And I'm ready for love ♪

♪ Let the stormy clouds chase ♪

♪ Everyone from the place ♪

♪ Come on with the rain ♪

♪ I've a smile on my face ♪

♪ I walk down the lane ♪

♪ With a happy refrain ♪

♪ Just singin',
singin' in the rain. ♪

== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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