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It seems today that all you see
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Is violence in movies and sex on TV
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But where are thosegood old-fashioned values
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On which we used to rely?
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Lucky there's a family guy
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Lucky there's a manwho positively can do
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All the things that make us
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Laugh and cry
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He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy!
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Previously, on Family Guy...
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Hey, who wants to play "Drink the Beer"?
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- Right here.
- Heh. You win!
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- All right! What do I win?
- Another beer!
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More recently, and better,on Family Guy...
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All right, you ready?
All right, one, two, three.
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Okay, all right.
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- Uh, okay. All right.
- Easy, easy, easy, easy.
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Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa, stop, stop, stop,
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- stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
- What? What? What?
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- No, no, no, no. Twist it.
- What? I am.
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- No. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no.
- I... I...
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Other way, other way,
you're twisting it the wrong way.
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Even more recently, and notquite as good, on Family Guy...
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Jess is going to live!
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Brian, did you hear that?
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Mm-hmm.
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Stewie, I've got to get out of this.
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And now, the current,
better-than-the-pilot-
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but-not-as-good- as-Star-Wars-episode
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of Family Guy.
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Sorry it took us so long
to have dinner together.
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Oh, that's okay. You were busy...
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being dead.
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Did you warn this guy
when he married you
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he also married your friends?
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I love his laugh!
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Ha-ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
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Ah-ha-ha-ha!
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Oh, Meg, you have to babysit
for Stewie Saturday.
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- Nope.
- Okay. Chris, you have to do it.
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What? That's not fair.
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- I have a party to go to.
- Sorry, Meg found pictures
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on your father's computer,
and she's blackmailing us.
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She can do what she wants
till we get some dirt on her.
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I didn't know it was supposed to be hard
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before I took the picture.
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Oh, hey, Peter. Be with you in a sec.
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- I'm burning the place down.
- You got the bedbugs?
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That don't make sense. This
isn't the Red Rock Motor Lodge
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in Montgomery, Alabama.
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Please send the lawsuit to our lawyer,
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whose address is below.
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That's right, she's also a lawyer.
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The mystery deepens.
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I don't have bedbugs.
I'm burning it down
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so I can fake my own death.
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Can you throw me that white fur coat
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- filled with HoneyBaked hams?
- What?
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I just... I can't take it, Peter.
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I thought I could marry Jess,
but it's awful!
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I can't live this way!
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Hey, relax. You're married now.
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You don't have to worry about nothin'.
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Everything's done for you.
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I mean, I literally don't know
where socks come from.
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No idea. Do they come from trees?
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From bushes? I don't know.
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Get a hole in one, new pair shows up
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in my drawer, just like that.
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Food, too. I chucked the mustard
onto the front lawn last week.
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That night, back in the fridge.
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That would be kind of nice.
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Listen, stick with me.
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We're gonna have a great adventure,
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like the astronaut who thinks
the lowest number is three.
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And liftoff in five, four,
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- three...
- Whoa!
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- two, one...
- Oh.
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- liftoff.
- Whoa!
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This is our spot, Brian.
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A place just for married guys
like you and me.
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Husbands Restaurant?
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I've never seen this place before.
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- Is it new?
- Nope. Been here for 30 years.
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You just can't see it
until you get married.
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Watch. Take your ring off.
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- Wow!
- Wearing the ring
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also makes you wear giant khaki shorts
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with a belt and a lot of keys
rattling around in the pockets.
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You're right!
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What are all these keys for?
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A series of sheds.
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I got a lot of sheds back home.
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Oh. You have more than one shed?
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'Course. You always need an extra shed.
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I even got one shed that
just has an extra shed in it.
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- You guys talking about sheds?
- Hell yes. I love my sheds.
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- Me, too.
- High five on sheds.
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Sheds!
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Sheds...
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sheds... sheds... sheds...
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Are those really Tom Arnold's
sweatpants in that frame?
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Yep. That's the Husbands wall of heroes.
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There are a lot of fat guys here.
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Well, yeah, Brian.
Every man's true weight
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is at least 20 pounds heavier
than how they look.
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You know how much energy
it takes to hold all that in?
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You can finally let go.
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Just relax. Exhale for once.
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Exhale like you never have to attract
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a pretty woman ever again.
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Wow, that feels amazing.
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Now, let's order some food.
I'm starving.
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Nice to meet you, Starving. I'm Brian.
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Oh, looks like they really
want me to come to that party.
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- We're gonna have to go.
- You... you have a pager?
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- Yeah.
- You get paged?
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Yeah, that's how a pager works.
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Why don't you just get a phone?
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Um, you mean one of your
government tracking devices?
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No, thanks. I'm using a pager.
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"Oh, you're looking at your steps?"
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No, the government's
watching where you're going.
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It's not nap time, Stewie. Wake up.
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All right, we're out of here.
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Okay, Stewie's going to the party.
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- Yeah, but where's Chris going?
- I have no idea!
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He's completely off the grid!
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Damn it! He can't hide forever.
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Where are you?
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Boy, this really is a high school party.
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Complete with the popular kid
who's clearly going to die
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in a car accident tonight.
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Hey, Jagger, can you
help out at the soup kitchen
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- tomorrow at noon?
- Sure. I should be alive then.
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Yeah, he gone.
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I see we're smoking.
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We're not smoking. We're vaping.
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- What's the difference?
- Smoking is for losers.
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Vaping is for douchebags.
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Aw. I want to be a douchebag.
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Do you own 19 hats?
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I only have one, but it's a
Stussy hat with a flat brim.
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Have a seat.
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Whoo-hoo, it's delightful!
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Chris! Chris, isn't this cool?
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Stewie, don't say my name!
There's an Alexa in here!
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Sir, we have eyes on Chris.
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He's at a douchebag vaping party.
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Sooner or later, they all get sloppy.
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I got to say, Bri, the guys at Husbands
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are a little worried about you.
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They said you had four
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Scott Peterson
fish sandwiches yesterday.
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Fireball?
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No, because I'm not a Skidmore freshman
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at a Lake George share-house.
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Or am I?
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Man, Skidmore's the best!
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You said it, Pete. Race you to the raft?
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You're on!
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Yeah, let's go!
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But the water was too shallow.
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Bryce broke his neck
and never walked again.
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This put an end to off-campus drinking
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and lake house rentals.
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I was just fine.
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I landed on Bryce.
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He's starting to smell.
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He needs a bath.
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He doesn't like baths.
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And I see you lost the alcohol argument.
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Can't you hear them talking about you?
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Yeah. I'm a dog, I can hear everything.
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By the way, the Stranger Thingsmonster just farted.
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Whew! Must have been
that fat chick I ate.
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- Time for dinner, guys.
- Awesome. I'm starving.
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Oh!
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Oh...
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Holy crap! Brian, you okay?
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Keep it down up there!
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Holy crap, Hal, what's wrong with you?
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You love it.
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How does it look, Doc?
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I'm sorry to say you have hip dysplasia.
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What's that?
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I'm not re what dysplasia is,
but I do know
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you don't often see a "Y"
that far up in a word.
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I took the liberty
of X-raying my own hip
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to show you what
a normal one looks like.
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Why does it look like there's
a Batmobile in your colon?
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Just keep your eyes on the hips.
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So, what's the next step?
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I was hoping, whenever the
Bat-Signal goes up in the sky,
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- this thing will just drive out.
- Uh, no. For Brian.
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Ah. Well, wouldn't hurt
to lose some weight.
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And he won't be able to walk
until his hip heals.
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He'll need someone to take care of him.
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I'll take care of him.
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Like you took care of me
when I was sick.
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Come back in a week,
we can check your pfft-pfft.
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What is that?
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That's the sound
a blood pressure machine makes.
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I do impressions
for the doctor talent show.
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Do you know what this is?
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Braaap! Braaap!
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An MRI?
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Yes! Adding that to my set.
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Oh, my God.
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- Where there's smoke, there's...
- Just me vaping.
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Stewie, if Mom and Dad
see you with that thing,
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they'll kill me.
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Get rid of it!
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No way. It's awesome. Watch this.
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I'm not good at the football part.
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It smells like raspberry.
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Yeah. It's basically the same
as eating fruit.
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- Vaping isn't bad for you?
- It can't be bad for you
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if Stephen Dorff gave up acting for it.
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It does seem like they're
making it for kids.
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This flavor is... "baby formula."
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Let me try.
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Yummy.
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Watch this.
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Like the movie The Ring.
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Awesome!
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Come back here, you.
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Giggity, giggity, crabbity, giggity.
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E-liquid, please.
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Anything that tastes like
a Fruit Roll-Up.
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Good, all good.
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- Good.
- All good.
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No worries, all good?
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- We're good.
- Good, all good.
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Here you go.
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You good? You all good?
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- All good here.
- Yep, we're good.
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Good, all good.
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This whole vaping thing
was a very smart move.
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It tastes great
and I don't feel violently ill
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as long as some of this vapor
is in my lungs.
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Plus, when you wake at night shaking
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because you haven't had any
in three hours,
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it's so easy to vape more.
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Let's face it, this is
the most fun we've had
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since Mom got hooked on coffee
and bought that Alpuccino maker.
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Hoo-ah!
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Thank you for having us over for dinner.
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Sometimes it's been difficult to cook
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with all the other things
I have to do for Brian.
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00:12:23,919 --> 00:12:26,086
Oh, don't listen to her, I'm so easy.
253
00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:28,022
I do have to go to the bathroom, though.
254
00:12:30,392 --> 00:12:32,192
Jess really has been amazing.
255
00:12:33,695 --> 00:12:36,230
She even set up surgery for me
to have my hip fixed.
256
00:12:38,266 --> 00:12:40,134
Uhp, don't get fooled.
257
00:12:41,403 --> 00:12:42,870
I don't know what I'd do without her.
258
00:12:42,904 --> 00:12:45,039
I think I've really found true love.
259
00:12:45,073 --> 00:12:47,541
Well, that's lovely.
260
00:12:47,576 --> 00:12:49,677
You know, I don't think
we've said grace yet.
261
00:12:49,711 --> 00:12:51,211
- Oh, yeah.
- Bless us, oh Lord,
262
00:12:51,246 --> 00:12:52,880
for these thy gifts,
which we are about to receive.
263
00:12:52,914 --> 00:12:54,748
Get out of there, Mountain Dew.
264
00:12:58,753 --> 00:13:00,554
I'm here for Brian Griffin.
265
00:13:00,589 --> 00:13:01,755
Well, this is it, Jess.
266
00:13:01,790 --> 00:13:03,557
See you after my hip surgery.
267
00:13:03,592 --> 00:13:05,559
He won't be needing this anymore.
268
00:13:05,594 --> 00:13:06,694
Thanks.
269
00:13:06,728 --> 00:13:08,162
Good-bye, Brian.
270
00:13:08,196 --> 00:13:09,930
You mean "see you soon," right?
271
00:13:09,965 --> 00:13:11,565
Wait, why won't I need my collar?
272
00:13:14,636 --> 00:13:16,604
So, what's this?
273
00:13:16,638 --> 00:13:18,238
Kind of like a pre-op?
274
00:13:18,273 --> 00:13:20,107
Are all these dogs having hip surgery?
275
00:13:21,142 --> 00:13:22,576
Where do you think you are?
276
00:13:22,611 --> 00:13:25,212
This isn't a doctor's office,
this is the pound.
277
00:13:25,246 --> 00:13:26,747
You're being euthanized.
278
00:13:26,781 --> 00:13:29,383
What? Jess is having me put down?
279
00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:31,752
Oh, my God, this can't be happening!
280
00:13:31,786 --> 00:13:34,355
Did you also eat a kid?
281
00:13:42,521 --> 00:13:44,255
Look, there's been a horrible mistake.
282
00:13:44,290 --> 00:13:45,657
You've got the wrong dog.
283
00:13:45,691 --> 00:13:48,359
Says right here I got
to euthanize Brian Griffin,
284
00:13:48,394 --> 00:13:50,161
and you're him.
285
00:13:50,195 --> 00:13:52,397
You wouldn't kill
a singing dog, would you?
286
00:13:52,431 --> 00:13:54,666
Hello, my baby, hello, my honey
287
00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:57,001
Hello, my ragtime gal.
288
00:14:11,383 --> 00:14:15,086
Oh, now you're getting
euthanized for sure.
289
00:14:22,861 --> 00:14:24,262
Hi, honey.
290
00:14:24,296 --> 00:14:26,364
Mommy needs money for scratchers.
291
00:14:26,398 --> 00:14:29,767
What the... what kind
of brazen thievery is this?
292
00:14:31,470 --> 00:14:33,371
Where'd you get this?
293
00:14:33,405 --> 00:14:35,373
Chris Griffin! You get in here!
294
00:14:36,475 --> 00:14:37,709
What is this?
295
00:14:37,743 --> 00:14:39,610
Um... robot penis?
296
00:14:39,645 --> 00:14:41,546
Seriously, I'm absolutely
jonesing right now,
297
00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:42,780
so give it back.
298
00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:44,082
I know what this is. I watch Bravo.
299
00:14:44,116 --> 00:14:45,450
- I'm not doing it.
- You are too young
300
00:14:45,484 --> 00:14:46,884
- to be doing this.
- Maybe it's his and he's just
301
00:14:46,919 --> 00:14:48,252
- too dumb to hide it.
- And if that's not bad enough,
302
00:14:48,287 --> 00:14:49,787
you leave it out for Stewie
to get his hands on it?
303
00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:51,923
I don't know, Mom,
I'm not my brother's keeper.
304
00:14:51,957 --> 00:14:54,158
- He's just a baby.
- Babies are stupid like that!
305
00:14:54,193 --> 00:14:55,426
I'm taking it...
306
00:14:55,461 --> 00:14:57,762
and you are grounded, mister.
307
00:14:57,796 --> 00:15:00,398
Now look what you did,
you little son of a bitch.
308
00:15:00,432 --> 00:15:01,466
She has my vaporizer.
309
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:02,734
You have to get it back.
310
00:15:02,768 --> 00:15:04,235
That's your problem.
311
00:15:04,269 --> 00:15:06,938
You lost your vape pen,
I didn't lose mine.
312
00:15:06,972 --> 00:15:09,674
Well, I guess you win.
313
00:15:20,686 --> 00:15:22,987
Hey.
314
00:15:36,168 --> 00:15:38,403
Oh, tastes so good, like skin berries.
315
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:40,371
I'm alive with pleasure.
316
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:52,550
It's possible we've taken this too far.
317
00:15:52,584 --> 00:15:55,353
I'll just go down and get yours back.
318
00:15:56,955 --> 00:16:00,024
I will never forget this day.
319
00:16:03,061 --> 00:16:05,229
Mom, I need to talk to you.
320
00:16:05,264 --> 00:16:07,598
Technically, that was not my vape pen,
321
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:10,701
but I do need it back because
it belongs to a friend of mine.
322
00:16:10,736 --> 00:16:12,537
We accidentally switched jackets,
323
00:16:12,571 --> 00:16:15,106
not unlike that episode
of The Brady Bunch when Greg...
324
00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:20,445
Oh, damn it, Chris, why do your
lies have to take so damn long?
325
00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:22,380
You're smoking the vape pen?
326
00:16:22,414 --> 00:16:24,182
No, I'm sneaking a real cigarette
327
00:16:24,216 --> 00:16:26,284
like frustrated mothers
are supposed to do.
328
00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:28,352
You're such a hypocrite!
329
00:16:28,387 --> 00:16:29,954
At least vaping is healthy.
330
00:16:29,988 --> 00:16:31,522
Oh, don't be an idiot.
331
00:16:31,557 --> 00:16:34,025
Vaping is just as bad,
and you look like a douchebag.
332
00:16:34,059 --> 00:16:36,327
No, I don't. I look cool.
333
00:16:36,361 --> 00:16:37,962
Go ahead.
334
00:16:37,996 --> 00:16:39,530
Hold it to your mouth.
335
00:16:42,468 --> 00:16:45,603
Oh, my God, I'm a douchebag.
336
00:16:48,774 --> 00:16:50,007
It's okay, Chris.
337
00:16:50,042 --> 00:16:51,876
Your secret's safe with me.
338
00:17:05,924 --> 00:17:07,191
Hey, what's up, Jess?
339
00:17:07,226 --> 00:17:08,693
I came to see how Brian's...
340
00:17:08,727 --> 00:17:10,094
Hoo-ah!
341
00:17:10,128 --> 00:17:12,129
Sorry, I'm just making an Alpuccino.
342
00:17:12,164 --> 00:17:13,498
Oh.
343
00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:14,765
Well, anyway, I was just wondering...
344
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,367
Hoo-ah!
345
00:17:16,401 --> 00:17:18,035
Sorry, my mom wanted one, too.
346
00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:19,403
Oh, that's-that's fine.
347
00:17:19,438 --> 00:17:21,038
- So is Brian...
- Can I get you one?
348
00:17:21,073 --> 00:17:22,139
Uh, sure.
349
00:17:22,174 --> 00:17:23,374
Is Brian going to, uh...
350
00:17:23,408 --> 00:17:24,909
Hoo-ah!
351
00:17:24,943 --> 00:17:26,244
When is Brian coming back?
352
00:17:26,278 --> 00:17:27,378
Oh, never.
353
00:17:27,412 --> 00:17:28,713
I'm having him euthanized.
354
00:17:28,747 --> 00:17:30,081
Euthanized?
355
00:17:30,115 --> 00:17:31,449
Oh, my God!
356
00:17:38,323 --> 00:17:39,690
Come on, come on.
357
00:17:51,103 --> 00:17:53,971
Euthanize, euthanize, euthanize...
358
00:17:57,276 --> 00:17:58,476
Oh, my God!
359
00:17:58,510 --> 00:18:00,011
I got to do something!
360
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:08,553
Damn it. Now I have to do that
with every dictionary here.
361
00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:10,788
Hold on, Brian, hold on.
362
00:18:16,461 --> 00:18:18,396
Don't worry, buddy. I'm on my way.
363
00:18:26,538 --> 00:18:30,408
I'm warning you, if you kill me,
the Internet's gonna freak out.
364
00:18:35,647 --> 00:18:37,448
Please, it can't end like this.
365
00:18:37,482 --> 00:18:39,116
There has to be something I can do.
366
00:18:39,151 --> 00:18:41,018
Well, for 200 bucks, I'll strangle you
367
00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:44,255
with my bare hands and stare
into your eyes as you die.
368
00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:46,157
What? I'm not paying for that.
369
00:18:46,191 --> 00:18:47,758
I meant I'll pay you.
370
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:49,794
Stop! That's my dog!
371
00:18:49,828 --> 00:18:51,162
Oh, Peter, thank God.
372
00:18:51,196 --> 00:18:52,730
You got here just in time.
373
00:18:52,764 --> 00:18:54,865
You want to make $200?
374
00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:56,133
I do.
375
00:18:56,168 --> 00:19:00,538
It's... beautiful.
376
00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:04,609
What the hell are you doing here?
377
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:06,043
Brian, I can explain.
378
00:19:06,078 --> 00:19:08,512
Explain what? How you brought me
here to have me killed?
379
00:19:08,547 --> 00:19:09,847
Well, you're no better.
380
00:19:09,881 --> 00:19:11,515
You could have saved my life
in the restaurant,
381
00:19:11,550 --> 00:19:13,417
but you let me choke to death.
382
00:19:13,452 --> 00:19:15,853
Okay, fine.
I probably could have done more
383
00:19:15,887 --> 00:19:17,188
to save your life.
384
00:19:17,222 --> 00:19:19,357
I was just so unhappy
being married, I...
385
00:19:19,391 --> 00:19:23,027
I guess I felt letting you Che
was my only way out.
386
00:19:23,061 --> 00:19:24,328
God, that sounds awful.
387
00:19:24,363 --> 00:19:25,763
Maybe I did deserve to die.
388
00:19:25,797 --> 00:19:28,399
W-Well, and I should've kept
taking care of you,
389
00:19:28,433 --> 00:19:30,868
instead of bringing you here
to have you killed.
390
00:19:30,902 --> 00:19:34,772
Maybe I deserve to be
with someone who let me die.
391
00:19:34,806 --> 00:19:38,009
Maybe we deserve each other.
392
00:19:38,043 --> 00:19:40,544
It does seem like we're meant
for each other.
393
00:19:40,579 --> 00:19:44,048
I mean, gosh, maybe that's what
true marriage is...
394
00:19:44,082 --> 00:19:46,150
two people who want each other to die.
395
00:19:46,184 --> 00:19:47,818
Now you're getting it.
396
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:50,454
So much beauty.
397
00:19:55,434 --> 00:19:57,633
Oh, Brian, I'm sorry that Jess died
398
00:19:57,635 --> 00:19:58,935
during the commercial break,
399
00:19:58,970 --> 00:20:01,338
but it was a very nice funeral service.
400
00:20:01,372 --> 00:20:03,306
Yeah, it's sad.
401
00:20:03,341 --> 00:20:06,509
She was the love of my life,
my heart, my...
402
00:20:06,544 --> 00:20:07,577
Hoo-ah!
403
00:20:07,612 --> 00:20:10,680
I took that from her apartment.
404
00:20:10,715 --> 00:20:13,183
So, Chris, I hear
you been doing some vaping.
405
00:20:13,217 --> 00:20:14,651
So douchey.
406
00:20:14,685 --> 00:20:16,386
Mom, you told him?
407
00:20:16,420 --> 00:20:18,588
- We had a deal.
- Thanks a lot, Peter.
408
00:20:18,623 --> 00:20:20,357
You promised you wouldn't say anything.
409
00:20:20,391 --> 00:20:21,992
Oh, I'm supposed to keep your secret
410
00:20:22,026 --> 00:20:23,994
after you lied to me
about sneaking cigarettes?
411
00:20:24,028 --> 00:20:26,496
What the hell, Chris? You told him, too?
412
00:20:26,530 --> 00:20:28,632
- No, I didn't.
- Brian told me.
413
00:20:28,666 --> 00:20:31,134
Are you serious, Peter? You said
you wouldn't say anything.
414
00:20:31,168 --> 00:20:32,702
I promised Meg I wouldn't tell anyone.
415
00:20:32,737 --> 00:20:34,871
Oh, good job with that, dick.
416
00:20:34,905 --> 00:20:36,706
Chris, the only reason I told him
417
00:20:36,741 --> 00:20:38,475
was he promised he'd keep
his mouth shut.
418
00:20:38,509 --> 00:20:40,010
Oh, nice job, Chris.
419
00:20:40,044 --> 00:20:41,411
I should've known not to trust someone
420
00:20:41,445 --> 00:20:42,879
who kisses his own brother.
421
00:20:42,913 --> 00:20:44,814
What? Wh-Who told you that?
422
00:20:44,849 --> 00:20:46,783
- Don't look at me.
- Meg told me.
423
00:20:46,817 --> 00:20:49,819
How does it feel, Meg,
you frigging town crier?
424
00:20:49,854 --> 00:20:51,921
- You're such a bitch.
- She's a bitch?
425
00:20:51,956 --> 00:20:54,090
Meg, you said you
wouldn't tell Stewie's secret.
426
00:20:54,125 --> 00:20:55,558
Stewie, you told Dad?
427
00:20:55,593 --> 00:20:57,060
I had to get it off my chest.
428
00:20:57,094 --> 00:20:58,395
I didn't think he'd understand me.
429
00:20:58,429 --> 00:21:00,930
I understand pieces now and then.
430
00:21:00,931 --> 00:21:03,937
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