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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:04,843 It seems today that all you see 2 00:00:04,875 --> 00:00:08,110 Is violence in movies and sex on TV 3 00:00:08,145 --> 00:00:11,714 But where are those good old-fashioned values 4 00:00:11,748 --> 00:00:14,717 On which we used to rely? 5 00:00:14,751 --> 00:00:18,220 Lucky there's a family guy 6 00:00:18,255 --> 00:00:21,624 Lucky there's a man who positively can do 7 00:00:21,658 --> 00:00:23,259 All the things that make us 8 00:00:23,293 --> 00:00:24,660 Laugh and cry 9 00:00:24,694 --> 00:00:29,932 He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! 10 00:00:29,933 --> 00:00:31,200 - Synced and corrected by AlexandreMT - - www.addic7ed.com - 11 00:00:31,201 --> 00:00:33,235 Previously, on Family Guy... 12 00:00:33,270 --> 00:00:35,237 Hey, who wants to play "Drink the Beer"? 13 00:00:35,272 --> 00:00:37,239 - Right here. - Heh. You win! 14 00:00:37,274 --> 00:00:39,608 - All right! What do I win? - Another beer! 15 00:00:39,643 --> 00:00:42,545 More recently, and better, on Family Guy... 16 00:00:42,579 --> 00:00:45,848 All right, you ready? All right, one, two, three. 17 00:00:45,882 --> 00:00:47,183 Okay, all right. 18 00:00:47,217 --> 00:00:49,251 - Uh, okay. All right. - Easy, easy, easy, easy. 19 00:00:49,286 --> 00:00:50,653 Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa, stop, stop, stop, 20 00:00:50,687 --> 00:00:52,188 - stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. - What? What? What? 21 00:00:52,222 --> 00:00:53,923 - No, no, no, no. Twist it. - What? I am. 22 00:00:53,957 --> 00:00:55,925 - No. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. - I... I... 23 00:00:55,959 --> 00:00:57,793 Other way, other way, you're twisting it the wrong way. 24 00:00:57,827 --> 00:01:01,363 Even more recently, and not quite as good, on Family Guy... 25 00:01:01,398 --> 00:01:04,099 Jess is going to live! 26 00:01:08,305 --> 00:01:09,972 Brian, did you hear that? 27 00:01:10,006 --> 00:01:11,273 Mm-hmm. 28 00:01:11,308 --> 00:01:13,275 Stewie, I've got to get out of this. 29 00:01:13,310 --> 00:01:15,477 And now, the current, better-than-the-pilot- 30 00:01:15,512 --> 00:01:17,479 but-not-as-good- as-Star-Wars-episode 31 00:01:17,514 --> 00:01:19,348 of Family Guy. 32 00:01:21,518 --> 00:01:24,420 Sorry it took us so long to have dinner together. 33 00:01:24,454 --> 00:01:26,589 Oh, that's okay. You were busy... 34 00:01:26,623 --> 00:01:28,023 being dead. 35 00:01:31,027 --> 00:01:33,329 Did you warn this guy when he married you 36 00:01:33,363 --> 00:01:35,564 he also married your friends? 37 00:01:38,802 --> 00:01:40,970 I love his laugh! 38 00:01:41,004 --> 00:01:44,406 Ha-ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha-ha! 39 00:01:44,441 --> 00:01:46,041 Ah-ha-ha-ha! 40 00:01:50,513 --> 00:01:53,115 Oh, Meg, you have to babysit for Stewie Saturday. 41 00:01:53,149 --> 00:01:55,317 - Nope. - Okay. Chris, you have to do it. 42 00:01:55,352 --> 00:01:56,919 What? That's not fair. 43 00:01:56,953 --> 00:01:59,922 - I have a party to go to. - Sorry, Meg found pictures 44 00:01:59,956 --> 00:02:02,124 on your father's computer, and she's blackmailing us. 45 00:02:02,158 --> 00:02:05,261 She can do what she wants till we get some dirt on her. 46 00:02:05,295 --> 00:02:07,196 I didn't know it was supposed to be hard 47 00:02:07,230 --> 00:02:09,164 before I took the picture. 48 00:02:20,644 --> 00:02:22,511 Oh, hey, Peter. Be with you in a sec. 49 00:02:22,545 --> 00:02:24,680 - I'm burning the place down. - You got the bedbugs? 50 00:02:24,714 --> 00:02:27,483 That don't make sense. This isn't the Red Rock Motor Lodge 51 00:02:27,517 --> 00:02:29,184 in Montgomery, Alabama. 52 00:02:29,219 --> 00:02:31,020 Please send the lawsuit to our lawyer, 53 00:02:31,054 --> 00:02:32,788 whose address is below. 54 00:02:32,822 --> 00:02:35,357 That's right, she's also a lawyer. 55 00:02:35,392 --> 00:02:37,493 The mystery deepens. 56 00:02:37,527 --> 00:02:39,094 I don't have bedbugs. I'm burning it down 57 00:02:39,129 --> 00:02:40,529 so I can fake my own death. 58 00:02:40,563 --> 00:02:42,197 Can you throw me that white fur coat 59 00:02:42,232 --> 00:02:44,199 - filled with HoneyBaked hams? - What? 60 00:02:44,234 --> 00:02:46,568 I just... I can't take it, Peter. 61 00:02:46,603 --> 00:02:49,238 I thought I could marry Jess, but it's awful! 62 00:02:49,272 --> 00:02:50,906 I can't live this way! 63 00:02:50,940 --> 00:02:52,207 Hey, relax. You're married now. 64 00:02:52,242 --> 00:02:54,009 You don't have to worry about nothin'. 65 00:02:54,044 --> 00:02:55,377 Everything's done for you. 66 00:02:55,412 --> 00:02:58,013 I mean, I literally don't know where socks come from. 67 00:02:58,048 --> 00:02:59,848 No idea. Do they come from trees? 68 00:02:59,883 --> 00:03:01,216 From bushes? I don't know. 69 00:03:01,251 --> 00:03:03,052 Get a hole in one, new pair shows up 70 00:03:03,086 --> 00:03:04,520 in my drawer, just like that. 71 00:03:04,554 --> 00:03:07,556 Food, too. I chucked the mustard onto the front lawn last week. 72 00:03:07,590 --> 00:03:09,091 That night, back in the fridge. 73 00:03:09,125 --> 00:03:10,626 That would be kind of nice. 74 00:03:10,660 --> 00:03:11,960 Listen, stick with me. 75 00:03:11,995 --> 00:03:13,662 We're gonna have a great adventure, 76 00:03:13,697 --> 00:03:16,732 like the astronaut who thinks the lowest number is three. 77 00:03:16,766 --> 00:03:19,601 And liftoff in five, four, 78 00:03:19,636 --> 00:03:21,170 - three... - Whoa! 79 00:03:21,204 --> 00:03:23,172 - two, one... - Oh. 80 00:03:23,206 --> 00:03:26,108 - liftoff. - Whoa! 81 00:03:30,213 --> 00:03:31,547 This is our spot, Brian. 82 00:03:31,581 --> 00:03:34,183 A place just for married guys like you and me. 83 00:03:34,217 --> 00:03:35,551 Husbands Restaurant? 84 00:03:35,585 --> 00:03:37,052 I've never seen this place before. 85 00:03:37,087 --> 00:03:39,054 - Is it new? - Nope. Been here for 30 years. 86 00:03:39,089 --> 00:03:41,223 You just can't see it until you get married. 87 00:03:41,257 --> 00:03:42,624 Watch. Take your ring off. 88 00:03:46,596 --> 00:03:48,097 - Wow! - Wearing the ring 89 00:03:48,131 --> 00:03:50,199 also makes you wear giant khaki shorts 90 00:03:50,233 --> 00:03:53,369 with a belt and a lot of keys rattling around in the pockets. 91 00:03:56,473 --> 00:03:58,607 You're right! 92 00:03:58,641 --> 00:04:00,275 What are all these keys for? 93 00:04:00,310 --> 00:04:01,677 A series of sheds. 94 00:04:01,711 --> 00:04:03,712 I got a lot of sheds back home. 95 00:04:03,747 --> 00:04:05,714 Oh. You have more than one shed? 96 00:04:05,749 --> 00:04:07,349 'Course. You always need an extra shed. 97 00:04:07,384 --> 00:04:10,486 I even got one shed that just has an extra shed in it. 98 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:13,422 - You guys talking about sheds? - Hell yes. I love my sheds. 99 00:04:13,456 --> 00:04:15,457 - Me, too. - High five on sheds. 100 00:04:15,492 --> 00:04:16,725 Sheds! 101 00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:18,293 Sheds... 102 00:04:18,328 --> 00:04:22,131 sheds... sheds... sheds... 103 00:04:25,301 --> 00:04:27,770 Are those really Tom Arnold's sweatpants in that frame? 104 00:04:27,804 --> 00:04:29,838 Yep. That's the Husbands wall of heroes. 105 00:04:29,873 --> 00:04:32,107 There are a lot of fat guys here. 106 00:04:32,142 --> 00:04:33,942 Well, yeah, Brian. Every man's true weight 107 00:04:33,977 --> 00:04:36,145 is at least 20 pounds heavier than how they look. 108 00:04:36,179 --> 00:04:38,914 You know how much energy it takes to hold all that in? 109 00:04:38,948 --> 00:04:40,315 You can finally let go. 110 00:04:40,350 --> 00:04:42,584 Just relax. Exhale for once. 111 00:04:42,619 --> 00:04:44,620 Exhale like you never have to attract 112 00:04:44,654 --> 00:04:46,755 a pretty woman ever again. 113 00:04:52,362 --> 00:04:54,663 Wow, that feels amazing. 114 00:04:54,697 --> 00:04:56,899 Now, let's order some food. I'm starving. 115 00:04:56,933 --> 00:04:59,334 Nice to meet you, Starving. I'm Brian. 116 00:05:13,116 --> 00:05:16,351 Oh, looks like they really want me to come to that party. 117 00:05:16,386 --> 00:05:19,488 - We're gonna have to go. - You... you have a pager? 118 00:05:19,522 --> 00:05:21,323 - Yeah. - You get paged? 119 00:05:21,357 --> 00:05:23,025 Yeah, that's how a pager works. 120 00:05:23,059 --> 00:05:24,993 Why don't you just get a phone? 121 00:05:25,028 --> 00:05:27,696 Um, you mean one of your government tracking devices? 122 00:05:27,730 --> 00:05:29,698 No, thanks. I'm using a pager. 123 00:05:29,732 --> 00:05:31,700 "Oh, you're looking at your steps?" 124 00:05:31,734 --> 00:05:34,169 No, the government's watching where you're going. 125 00:05:34,204 --> 00:05:37,172 It's not nap time, Stewie. Wake up. 126 00:05:37,207 --> 00:05:39,708 All right, we're out of here. 127 00:05:39,742 --> 00:05:41,577 Okay, Stewie's going to the party. 128 00:05:41,611 --> 00:05:44,046 - Yeah, but where's Chris going? - I have no idea! 129 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:45,881 He's completely off the grid! 130 00:05:45,915 --> 00:05:48,517 Damn it! He can't hide forever. 131 00:05:51,087 --> 00:05:53,722 Where are you? 132 00:06:02,065 --> 00:06:04,032 Boy, this really is a high school party. 133 00:06:04,067 --> 00:06:06,668 Complete with the popular kid who's clearly going to die 134 00:06:06,703 --> 00:06:08,504 in a car accident tonight. 135 00:06:08,538 --> 00:06:10,672 Hey, Jagger, can you help out at the soup kitchen 136 00:06:10,707 --> 00:06:13,475 - tomorrow at noon? - Sure. I should be alive then. 137 00:06:13,510 --> 00:06:15,043 Yeah, he gone. 138 00:06:16,079 --> 00:06:17,846 I see we're smoking. 139 00:06:17,881 --> 00:06:19,681 We're not smoking. We're vaping. 140 00:06:19,716 --> 00:06:22,017 - What's the difference? - Smoking is for losers. 141 00:06:22,051 --> 00:06:23,819 Vaping is for douchebags. 142 00:06:23,853 --> 00:06:25,821 Aw. I want to be a douchebag. 143 00:06:25,855 --> 00:06:27,689 Do you own 19 hats? 144 00:06:27,724 --> 00:06:31,360 I only have one, but it's a Stussy hat with a flat brim. 145 00:06:31,394 --> 00:06:32,761 Have a seat. 146 00:06:38,801 --> 00:06:40,869 Whoo-hoo, it's delightful! 147 00:06:40,904 --> 00:06:43,171 Chris! Chris, isn't this cool? 148 00:06:43,206 --> 00:06:46,174 Stewie, don't say my name! There's an Alexa in here! 149 00:06:47,443 --> 00:06:49,111 Sir, we have eyes on Chris. 150 00:06:49,145 --> 00:06:51,146 He's at a douchebag vaping party. 151 00:06:51,180 --> 00:06:55,117 Sooner or later, they all get sloppy. 152 00:07:01,457 --> 00:07:03,258 I got to say, Bri, the guys at Husbands 153 00:07:03,293 --> 00:07:04,693 are a little worried about you. 154 00:07:04,727 --> 00:07:06,094 They said you had four 155 00:07:06,129 --> 00:07:08,130 Scott Peterson fish sandwiches yesterday. 156 00:07:09,966 --> 00:07:11,400 Fireball? 157 00:07:11,434 --> 00:07:13,702 No, because I'm not a Skidmore freshman 158 00:07:13,736 --> 00:07:15,904 at a Lake George share-house. 159 00:07:15,939 --> 00:07:17,806 Or am I? 160 00:07:20,009 --> 00:07:21,443 Man, Skidmore's the best! 161 00:07:21,477 --> 00:07:23,478 You said it, Pete. Race you to the raft? 162 00:07:23,513 --> 00:07:24,680 You're on! 163 00:07:24,714 --> 00:07:26,148 Yeah, let's go! 164 00:07:26,182 --> 00:07:28,684 But the water was too shallow. 165 00:07:28,718 --> 00:07:31,286 Bryce broke his neck and never walked again. 166 00:07:31,321 --> 00:07:33,455 This put an end to off-campus drinking 167 00:07:33,489 --> 00:07:35,290 and lake house rentals. 168 00:07:35,325 --> 00:07:36,491 I was just fine. 169 00:07:36,526 --> 00:07:38,293 I landed on Bryce. 170 00:07:39,996 --> 00:07:41,964 He's starting to smell. 171 00:07:41,998 --> 00:07:43,432 He needs a bath. 172 00:07:43,466 --> 00:07:45,367 He doesn't like baths. 173 00:07:45,401 --> 00:07:48,103 And I see you lost the alcohol argument. 174 00:07:48,137 --> 00:07:49,805 Can't you hear them talking about you? 175 00:07:49,839 --> 00:07:52,174 Yeah. I'm a dog, I can hear everything. 176 00:07:52,208 --> 00:07:55,143 By the way, the Stranger Things monster just farted. 177 00:07:55,178 --> 00:07:58,647 Whew! Must have been that fat chick I ate. 178 00:07:58,681 --> 00:08:01,516 - Time for dinner, guys. - Awesome. I'm starving. 179 00:08:02,518 --> 00:08:04,319 Oh! 180 00:08:04,354 --> 00:08:05,654 Oh... 181 00:08:05,688 --> 00:08:07,356 Holy crap! Brian, you okay? 182 00:08:12,528 --> 00:08:14,229 Keep it down up there! 183 00:08:15,865 --> 00:08:17,933 Holy crap, Hal, what's wrong with you? 184 00:08:17,967 --> 00:08:20,202 You love it. 185 00:08:26,701 --> 00:08:27,881 How does it look, Doc? 186 00:08:27,883 --> 00:08:30,151 I'm sorry to say you have hip dysplasia. 187 00:08:30,185 --> 00:08:31,652 What's that? 188 00:08:31,687 --> 00:08:33,754 I'm not re what dysplasia is, but I do know 189 00:08:33,789 --> 00:08:36,324 you don't often see a "Y" that far up in a word. 190 00:08:36,358 --> 00:08:38,259 I took the liberty of X-raying my own hip 191 00:08:38,293 --> 00:08:40,494 to show you what a normal one looks like. 192 00:08:40,529 --> 00:08:42,963 Why does it look like there's a Batmobile in your colon? 193 00:08:42,998 --> 00:08:44,465 Just keep your eyes on the hips. 194 00:08:44,499 --> 00:08:45,866 So, what's the next step? 195 00:08:45,901 --> 00:08:48,803 I was hoping, whenever the Bat-Signal goes up in the sky, 196 00:08:48,837 --> 00:08:51,305 - this thing will just drive out. - Uh, no. For Brian. 197 00:08:51,340 --> 00:08:53,507 Ah. Well, wouldn't hurt to lose some weight. 198 00:08:53,542 --> 00:08:56,344 And he won't be able to walk until his hip heals. 199 00:08:56,378 --> 00:08:58,512 He'll need someone to take care of him. 200 00:08:58,547 --> 00:08:59,947 I'll take care of him. 201 00:08:59,981 --> 00:09:02,683 Like you took care of me when I was sick. 202 00:09:02,718 --> 00:09:04,819 Come back in a week, we can check your pfft-pfft. 203 00:09:04,853 --> 00:09:05,986 What is that? 204 00:09:06,021 --> 00:09:07,788 That's the sound a blood pressure machine makes. 205 00:09:07,823 --> 00:09:09,857 I do impressions for the doctor talent show. 206 00:09:09,891 --> 00:09:11,659 Do you know what this is? 207 00:09:11,693 --> 00:09:13,794 Braaap! Braaap! 208 00:09:13,829 --> 00:09:15,529 An MRI? 209 00:09:15,564 --> 00:09:18,132 Yes! Adding that to my set. 210 00:09:22,971 --> 00:09:24,505 Oh, my God. 211 00:09:24,539 --> 00:09:26,674 - Where there's smoke, there's... - Just me vaping. 212 00:09:26,708 --> 00:09:28,809 Stewie, if Mom and Dad see you with that thing, 213 00:09:28,844 --> 00:09:29,977 they'll kill me. 214 00:09:30,011 --> 00:09:31,212 Get rid of it! 215 00:09:31,246 --> 00:09:33,047 No way. It's awesome. Watch this. 216 00:09:39,588 --> 00:09:41,555 I'm not good at the football part. 217 00:09:41,590 --> 00:09:43,557 It smells like raspberry. 218 00:09:43,592 --> 00:09:45,860 Yeah. It's basically the same as eating fruit. 219 00:09:45,894 --> 00:09:48,929 - Vaping isn't bad for you? - It can't be bad for you 220 00:09:48,964 --> 00:09:50,998 if Stephen Dorff gave up acting for it. 221 00:09:51,032 --> 00:09:53,567 It does seem like they're making it for kids. 222 00:09:53,602 --> 00:09:56,337 This flavor is... "baby formula." 223 00:09:56,371 --> 00:09:58,038 Let me try. 224 00:10:00,075 --> 00:10:01,409 Yummy. 225 00:10:01,443 --> 00:10:02,843 Watch this. 226 00:10:07,149 --> 00:10:09,183 Like the movie The Ring. 227 00:10:09,217 --> 00:10:10,551 Awesome! 228 00:10:14,256 --> 00:10:15,589 Come back here, you. 229 00:10:16,758 --> 00:10:19,226 Giggity, giggity, crabbity, giggity. 230 00:11:35,637 --> 00:11:37,137 E-liquid, please. 231 00:11:37,172 --> 00:11:39,073 Anything that tastes like a Fruit Roll-Up. 232 00:11:39,107 --> 00:11:40,274 Good, all good. 233 00:11:40,308 --> 00:11:41,342 - Good. - All good. 234 00:11:41,376 --> 00:11:42,643 No worries, all good? 235 00:11:42,677 --> 00:11:44,311 - We're good. - Good, all good. 236 00:11:44,346 --> 00:11:45,346 Here you go. 237 00:11:45,380 --> 00:11:46,480 You good? You all good? 238 00:11:46,515 --> 00:11:47,982 - All good here. - Yep, we're good. 239 00:11:48,016 --> 00:11:49,950 Good, all good. 240 00:11:49,985 --> 00:11:52,653 This whole vaping thing was a very smart move. 241 00:11:52,687 --> 00:11:54,955 It tastes great and I don't feel violently ill 242 00:11:54,990 --> 00:11:57,191 as long as some of this vapor is in my lungs. 243 00:11:57,225 --> 00:11:59,260 Plus, when you wake at night shaking 244 00:11:59,294 --> 00:12:01,128 because you haven't had any in three hours, 245 00:12:01,162 --> 00:12:03,230 it's so easy to vape more. 246 00:12:03,265 --> 00:12:05,199 Let's face it, this is the most fun we've had 247 00:12:05,233 --> 00:12:08,702 since Mom got hooked on coffee and bought that Alpuccino maker. 248 00:12:08,737 --> 00:12:12,239 Hoo-ah! 249 00:12:15,844 --> 00:12:18,345 Thank you for having us over for dinner. 250 00:12:18,380 --> 00:12:21,482 Sometimes it's been difficult to cook 251 00:12:21,516 --> 00:12:23,884 with all the other things I have to do for Brian. 252 00:12:23,919 --> 00:12:26,086 Oh, don't listen to her, I'm so easy. 253 00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:28,022 I do have to go to the bathroom, though. 254 00:12:30,392 --> 00:12:32,192 Jess really has been amazing. 255 00:12:33,695 --> 00:12:36,230 She even set up surgery for me to have my hip fixed. 256 00:12:38,266 --> 00:12:40,134 Uhp, don't get fooled. 257 00:12:41,403 --> 00:12:42,870 I don't know what I'd do without her. 258 00:12:42,904 --> 00:12:45,039 I think I've really found true love. 259 00:12:45,073 --> 00:12:47,541 Well, that's lovely. 260 00:12:47,576 --> 00:12:49,677 You know, I don't think we've said grace yet. 261 00:12:49,711 --> 00:12:51,211 - Oh, yeah. - Bless us, oh Lord, 262 00:12:51,246 --> 00:12:52,880 for these thy gifts, which we are about to receive. 263 00:12:52,914 --> 00:12:54,748 Get out of there, Mountain Dew. 264 00:12:58,753 --> 00:13:00,554 I'm here for Brian Griffin. 265 00:13:00,589 --> 00:13:01,755 Well, this is it, Jess. 266 00:13:01,790 --> 00:13:03,557 See you after my hip surgery. 267 00:13:03,592 --> 00:13:05,559 He won't be needing this anymore. 268 00:13:05,594 --> 00:13:06,694 Thanks. 269 00:13:06,728 --> 00:13:08,162 Good-bye, Brian. 270 00:13:08,196 --> 00:13:09,930 You mean "see you soon," right? 271 00:13:09,965 --> 00:13:11,565 Wait, why won't I need my collar? 272 00:13:14,636 --> 00:13:16,604 So, what's this? 273 00:13:16,638 --> 00:13:18,238 Kind of like a pre-op? 274 00:13:18,273 --> 00:13:20,107 Are all these dogs having hip surgery? 275 00:13:21,142 --> 00:13:22,576 Where do you think you are? 276 00:13:22,611 --> 00:13:25,212 This isn't a doctor's office, this is the pound. 277 00:13:25,246 --> 00:13:26,747 You're being euthanized. 278 00:13:26,781 --> 00:13:29,383 What? Jess is having me put down? 279 00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:31,752 Oh, my God, this can't be happening! 280 00:13:31,786 --> 00:13:34,355 Did you also eat a kid? 281 00:13:42,521 --> 00:13:44,255 Look, there's been a horrible mistake. 282 00:13:44,290 --> 00:13:45,657 You've got the wrong dog. 283 00:13:45,691 --> 00:13:48,359 Says right here I got to euthanize Brian Griffin, 284 00:13:48,394 --> 00:13:50,161 and you're him. 285 00:13:50,195 --> 00:13:52,397 You wouldn't kill a singing dog, would you? 286 00:13:52,431 --> 00:13:54,666 Hello, my baby, hello, my honey 287 00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:57,001 Hello, my ragtime gal. 288 00:14:11,383 --> 00:14:15,086 Oh, now you're getting euthanized for sure. 289 00:14:22,861 --> 00:14:24,262 Hi, honey. 290 00:14:24,296 --> 00:14:26,364 Mommy needs money for scratchers. 291 00:14:26,398 --> 00:14:29,767 What the... what kind of brazen thievery is this? 292 00:14:31,470 --> 00:14:33,371 Where'd you get this? 293 00:14:33,405 --> 00:14:35,373 Chris Griffin! You get in here! 294 00:14:36,475 --> 00:14:37,709 What is this? 295 00:14:37,743 --> 00:14:39,610 Um... robot penis? 296 00:14:39,645 --> 00:14:41,546 Seriously, I'm absolutely jonesing right now, 297 00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:42,780 so give it back. 298 00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:44,082 I know what this is. I watch Bravo. 299 00:14:44,116 --> 00:14:45,450 - I'm not doing it. - You are too young 300 00:14:45,484 --> 00:14:46,884 - to be doing this. - Maybe it's his and he's just 301 00:14:46,919 --> 00:14:48,252 - too dumb to hide it. - And if that's not bad enough, 302 00:14:48,287 --> 00:14:49,787 you leave it out for Stewie to get his hands on it? 303 00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:51,923 I don't know, Mom, I'm not my brother's keeper. 304 00:14:51,957 --> 00:14:54,158 - He's just a baby. - Babies are stupid like that! 305 00:14:54,193 --> 00:14:55,426 I'm taking it... 306 00:14:55,461 --> 00:14:57,762 and you are grounded, mister. 307 00:14:57,796 --> 00:15:00,398 Now look what you did, you little son of a bitch. 308 00:15:00,432 --> 00:15:01,466 She has my vaporizer. 309 00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:02,734 You have to get it back. 310 00:15:02,768 --> 00:15:04,235 That's your problem. 311 00:15:04,269 --> 00:15:06,938 You lost your vape pen, I didn't lose mine. 312 00:15:06,972 --> 00:15:09,674 Well, I guess you win. 313 00:15:20,686 --> 00:15:22,987 Hey. 314 00:15:36,168 --> 00:15:38,403 Oh, tastes so good, like skin berries. 315 00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:40,371 I'm alive with pleasure. 316 00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:52,550 It's possible we've taken this too far. 317 00:15:52,584 --> 00:15:55,353 I'll just go down and get yours back. 318 00:15:56,955 --> 00:16:00,024 I will never forget this day. 319 00:16:03,061 --> 00:16:05,229 Mom, I need to talk to you. 320 00:16:05,264 --> 00:16:07,598 Technically, that was not my vape pen, 321 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:10,701 but I do need it back because it belongs to a friend of mine. 322 00:16:10,736 --> 00:16:12,537 We accidentally switched jackets, 323 00:16:12,571 --> 00:16:15,106 not unlike that episode of The Brady Bunch when Greg... 324 00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:20,445 Oh, damn it, Chris, why do your lies have to take so damn long? 325 00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:22,380 You're smoking the vape pen? 326 00:16:22,414 --> 00:16:24,182 No, I'm sneaking a real cigarette 327 00:16:24,216 --> 00:16:26,284 like frustrated mothers are supposed to do. 328 00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:28,352 You're such a hypocrite! 329 00:16:28,387 --> 00:16:29,954 At least vaping is healthy. 330 00:16:29,988 --> 00:16:31,522 Oh, don't be an idiot. 331 00:16:31,557 --> 00:16:34,025 Vaping is just as bad, and you look like a douchebag. 332 00:16:34,059 --> 00:16:36,327 No, I don't. I look cool. 333 00:16:36,361 --> 00:16:37,962 Go ahead. 334 00:16:37,996 --> 00:16:39,530 Hold it to your mouth. 335 00:16:42,468 --> 00:16:45,603 Oh, my God, I'm a douchebag. 336 00:16:48,774 --> 00:16:50,007 It's okay, Chris. 337 00:16:50,042 --> 00:16:51,876 Your secret's safe with me. 338 00:17:05,924 --> 00:17:07,191 Hey, what's up, Jess? 339 00:17:07,226 --> 00:17:08,693 I came to see how Brian's... 340 00:17:08,727 --> 00:17:10,094 Hoo-ah! 341 00:17:10,128 --> 00:17:12,129 Sorry, I'm just making an Alpuccino. 342 00:17:12,164 --> 00:17:13,498 Oh. 343 00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:14,765 Well, anyway, I was just wondering... 344 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,367 Hoo-ah! 345 00:17:16,401 --> 00:17:18,035 Sorry, my mom wanted one, too. 346 00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:19,403 Oh, that's-that's fine. 347 00:17:19,438 --> 00:17:21,038 - So is Brian... - Can I get you one? 348 00:17:21,073 --> 00:17:22,139 Uh, sure. 349 00:17:22,174 --> 00:17:23,374 Is Brian going to, uh... 350 00:17:23,408 --> 00:17:24,909 Hoo-ah! 351 00:17:24,943 --> 00:17:26,244 When is Brian coming back? 352 00:17:26,278 --> 00:17:27,378 Oh, never. 353 00:17:27,412 --> 00:17:28,713 I'm having him euthanized. 354 00:17:28,747 --> 00:17:30,081 Euthanized? 355 00:17:30,115 --> 00:17:31,449 Oh, my God! 356 00:17:38,323 --> 00:17:39,690 Come on, come on. 357 00:17:51,103 --> 00:17:53,971 Euthanize, euthanize, euthanize... 358 00:17:57,276 --> 00:17:58,476 Oh, my God! 359 00:17:58,510 --> 00:18:00,011 I got to do something! 360 00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:08,553 Damn it. Now I have to do that with every dictionary here. 361 00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:10,788 Hold on, Brian, hold on. 362 00:18:16,461 --> 00:18:18,396 Don't worry, buddy. I'm on my way. 363 00:18:26,538 --> 00:18:30,408 I'm warning you, if you kill me, the Internet's gonna freak out. 364 00:18:35,647 --> 00:18:37,448 Please, it can't end like this. 365 00:18:37,482 --> 00:18:39,116 There has to be something I can do. 366 00:18:39,151 --> 00:18:41,018 Well, for 200 bucks, I'll strangle you 367 00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:44,255 with my bare hands and stare into your eyes as you die. 368 00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:46,157 What? I'm not paying for that. 369 00:18:46,191 --> 00:18:47,758 I meant I'll pay you. 370 00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:49,794 Stop! That's my dog! 371 00:18:49,828 --> 00:18:51,162 Oh, Peter, thank God. 372 00:18:51,196 --> 00:18:52,730 You got here just in time. 373 00:18:52,764 --> 00:18:54,865 You want to make $200? 374 00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:56,133 I do. 375 00:18:56,168 --> 00:19:00,538 It's... beautiful. 376 00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:04,609 What the hell are you doing here? 377 00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:06,043 Brian, I can explain. 378 00:19:06,078 --> 00:19:08,512 Explain what? How you brought me here to have me killed? 379 00:19:08,547 --> 00:19:09,847 Well, you're no better. 380 00:19:09,881 --> 00:19:11,515 You could have saved my life in the restaurant, 381 00:19:11,550 --> 00:19:13,417 but you let me choke to death. 382 00:19:13,452 --> 00:19:15,853 Okay, fine. I probably could have done more 383 00:19:15,887 --> 00:19:17,188 to save your life. 384 00:19:17,222 --> 00:19:19,357 I was just so unhappy being married, I... 385 00:19:19,391 --> 00:19:23,027 I guess I felt letting you Che was my only way out. 386 00:19:23,061 --> 00:19:24,328 God, that sounds awful. 387 00:19:24,363 --> 00:19:25,763 Maybe I did deserve to die. 388 00:19:25,797 --> 00:19:28,399 W-Well, and I should've kept taking care of you, 389 00:19:28,433 --> 00:19:30,868 instead of bringing you here to have you killed. 390 00:19:30,902 --> 00:19:34,772 Maybe I deserve to be with someone who let me die. 391 00:19:34,806 --> 00:19:38,009 Maybe we deserve each other. 392 00:19:38,043 --> 00:19:40,544 It does seem like we're meant for each other. 393 00:19:40,579 --> 00:19:44,048 I mean, gosh, maybe that's what true marriage is... 394 00:19:44,082 --> 00:19:46,150 two people who want each other to die. 395 00:19:46,184 --> 00:19:47,818 Now you're getting it. 396 00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:50,454 So much beauty. 397 00:19:55,434 --> 00:19:57,633 Oh, Brian, I'm sorry that Jess died 398 00:19:57,635 --> 00:19:58,935 during the commercial break, 399 00:19:58,970 --> 00:20:01,338 but it was a very nice funeral service. 400 00:20:01,372 --> 00:20:03,306 Yeah, it's sad. 401 00:20:03,341 --> 00:20:06,509 She was the love of my life, my heart, my... 402 00:20:06,544 --> 00:20:07,577 Hoo-ah! 403 00:20:07,612 --> 00:20:10,680 I took that from her apartment. 404 00:20:10,715 --> 00:20:13,183 So, Chris, I hear you been doing some vaping. 405 00:20:13,217 --> 00:20:14,651 So douchey. 406 00:20:14,685 --> 00:20:16,386 Mom, you told him? 407 00:20:16,420 --> 00:20:18,588 - We had a deal. - Thanks a lot, Peter. 408 00:20:18,623 --> 00:20:20,357 You promised you wouldn't say anything. 409 00:20:20,391 --> 00:20:21,992 Oh, I'm supposed to keep your secret 410 00:20:22,026 --> 00:20:23,994 after you lied to me about sneaking cigarettes? 411 00:20:24,028 --> 00:20:26,496 What the hell, Chris? You told him, too? 412 00:20:26,530 --> 00:20:28,632 - No, I didn't. - Brian told me. 413 00:20:28,666 --> 00:20:31,134 Are you serious, Peter? You said you wouldn't say anything. 414 00:20:31,168 --> 00:20:32,702 I promised Meg I wouldn't tell anyone. 415 00:20:32,737 --> 00:20:34,871 Oh, good job with that, dick. 416 00:20:34,905 --> 00:20:36,706 Chris, the only reason I told him 417 00:20:36,741 --> 00:20:38,475 was he promised he'd keep his mouth shut. 418 00:20:38,509 --> 00:20:40,010 Oh, nice job, Chris. 419 00:20:40,044 --> 00:20:41,411 I should've known not to trust someone 420 00:20:41,445 --> 00:20:42,879 who kisses his own brother. 421 00:20:42,913 --> 00:20:44,814 What? Wh-Who told you that? 422 00:20:44,849 --> 00:20:46,783 - Don't look at me. - Meg told me. 423 00:20:46,817 --> 00:20:49,819 How does it feel, Meg, you frigging town crier? 424 00:20:49,854 --> 00:20:51,921 - You're such a bitch. - She's a bitch? 425 00:20:51,956 --> 00:20:54,090 Meg, you said you wouldn't tell Stewie's secret. 426 00:20:54,125 --> 00:20:55,558 Stewie, you told Dad? 427 00:20:55,593 --> 00:20:57,060 I had to get it off my chest. 428 00:20:57,094 --> 00:20:58,395 I didn't think he'd understand me. 429 00:20:58,429 --> 00:21:00,930 I understand pieces now and then. 430 00:21:00,931 --> 00:21:03,937 - Synced and corrected by AlexandreMT - - www.addic7ed.com - 31545

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