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Fuck Marc, what a frigh t!
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How was your day?
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What do I do with this guy in my house?
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Well. And you?
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Like always.
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Since I met this interesting girl
two weeks ago...
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...who I almost ran over by the way.
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lt has not happened again,
nothing special.
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Oh yeah? And what was so interesting?
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Well... l do not know...
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That thing that arouses in you
the interest to know her...
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...further.
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Idiot! All are equal,
they only think of fucking.
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I went to buy ice cream.
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Not knowing your tastes,
l have chosen the classics.
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Chocolate or strawberry?
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Chocolate is good.
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Ok, but do not take it as a
substitute for sex...
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God, I cannot. I have to get rid of him...
But... How do I tell him?
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Thank you sweetheart.
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Honey? l called him honey?
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Look, l cannot, sorry.
You had better go home.
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What? Now what's wrong?
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It was not a good idea for you to come
to my house so soon.
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But you are the one who suggested l came!
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You see we're already arguing.
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Please, look... go home.
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And, if it is any comfort to you:
l'm very bad in bed...
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...yes, very bad, I do not enjoy it,
do you hear? I-do-not-enjoy-sex.
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Agate?
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What? Sorry, what did you say?
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What if we go to bed?
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Yes, yes. Sure.
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*
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*
*
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God . What's up?
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Are you a virgin?
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I really like you AGATE and I really
think you have something very special.
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But l really don't know what
problem you have with me.
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No, look Marc, it is not you.
I'm not able to enjoy it as I would like.
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It's...
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I feel a barrier that is. . .
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It has happened to me many times that...
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...each time I have more fear of sex.
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Well, I promise I'll find a way
to help you overcome this barrier.
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l love you.
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A disorder involving the inability
to enjoy pleasure, we call it anhedonia...
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...it is associated with
a schizoid character called hebephrenia.
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You have not noticed anything, right?
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Look Marc, as a sexologist I am telling you that the girl
you've met lives only in her mind most of time,
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where she creates a fantasy world
that isolates her from reality.
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But physical pleasure, in any field, not just sex,
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she does not perceive it or
it does not meet her idealised expectations.
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She needs to achieve pleasure with her body,
and not with her mind, for pleasure.
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You have to surprise her,
awaken your senses.
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See, hear, touch, smell and taste...
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And a good way to wake them up, is...
through food.
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What is this surprise?
Are we going shopping?
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Did you know that the colours
and flavours of food can change your mood?
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Idiot.
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But what were you doing
to not hear the doorbell?
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Nothing, cooking!
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Nothing or cooking, which is it?
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Do not get tired of sticking your nose
in where it is not wanted?
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Come, walk with me!
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Mum, Dad!
What are you doing here?
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Your father is to blame for us turning
up without warning.
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I do not know what has gotten
into my head today but I want...
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Hello!
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Mum, Dad... This is my boyfriend Marc.
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Hi Marc, l saw you were... cooking.
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Yeah, yeah, do you want to stay for dinner?
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Shit, just messing.
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Perfect, so we have time to
get to know this... young man.
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What were you making?
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Well... we were about
to put a cock in the oven.
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A hen, well... I do not really know
if it's a chicken or cock, how do you know?
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We will put it in the oven.
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This... this control will not work!
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Daughter, a phone is vibrating.
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Dad! Stop that, will you? Take it.
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Better go to the kitchen
to start preparing the... chicken.
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Your father has been very strange
over the last few days.
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Really? And you tell me now, okay Mum?
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You made me angry!
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Are you crazy?
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And then there's the plant.
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What about the plant, Mother?
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Does it seem normal that after 53 years of marriage
your father does not want my plants in the house?
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You are old!
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At least I still like having sex.
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Sure the plant to be glad of my sight.
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You see, what I said?
Now does nothing but give me bad answers.
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Can you tell what's wrong?
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Agate, you got a minute?
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Right back, mom.
Can you be quiet for a while, Dad?
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I've left a hundred.
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Are you crazy?
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What happens now?
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l don't know, they are very strange.
Follow...
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Again!
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What?
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Leave it and I'll take care of it.
Take that off and get the chicken in the oven.
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Oooohhh. l better remove this.
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What about this, what is it?
Something will, l say.
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Leads to the oven... the oven control.
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We need it for the chicken, may l?
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Oven on!
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What wonderful new technology...
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Sorry Mum!
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So... the postman.
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Look daughter!
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I'm going to prepare some snacks
while the chicken is cooking.
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Leave it and I'll take care of it.
Talk to your father.
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And bring some wine!
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And now what's the matter with him?
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Daughter, I have something important
to tell you.
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May l know what you said to your Mum?
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What do you want to tell me Dad?
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Daughter. Your father, after 53 years...
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...says he hates me.
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I have him my whole life,
and what do l have to show for it?
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Bastard!
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Wretched was the day I married you!
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Daughter...
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l've been a wimp all my life.
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I never told you how much you want for
your mother not to bother...
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Because... by getting jealous.
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She always saw you as a competitor.
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It was like a barrier between you and me.
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But it's over, I cannot take any more.
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You see?
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I am blackmailing you, for comfort.
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Here's to the family!
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Daughter, this guy is a gem!
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and he has a pint... exquisite.
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Now that we're all together...
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Your mother and l want to give you some news.
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Dearest daughter... future son.
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After 53 years of marriage...
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l'm going to divorce your mother.
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Water, Water!
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lt smells like burning!
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Marc, bring some water!
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Turn it off, turn it off!
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It is off!
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Daughter, your mobile again.
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Yes Mum, again. And this time
I'll take it. Be right back.
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Daddy please give me that!
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Take it daughter, but it is off.
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Get out of here there is too much smoke.
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l'm going home.
I have run out of patience!
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Well, I'm staying! l'm not going back to
sleep in the same bed with you!
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No, no, no, Dad, not today.
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Go home, both of you, and we'll talk later.
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But...
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You are not going to
leave Mum alone in this state.
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No buts.
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Come on, raisin!
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Goodbye son!
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See you tomorrow!
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Take my hand Mum.
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Do you not see?
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Sorry about the chicken Agate.
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But how can you be so insensitive?
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I'm sorry Marc.
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Agate?
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Fuck! Agate, can you open the door?
I'm peeing.
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Agate, please open the door,
l need to take a piss!
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Just a moment, wait!
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What are you doing, you asshole?
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Agate...
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Agate...
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Agate, is...
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Move it!
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Asshole!
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l think you're wrong Marc.
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Agate he wants to be with you...
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...and have sex.
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We are on track Marc.
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You have to get used to her mood swings.
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She is testing you subconsciously.
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She needs to know she can trust you.
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And you need to surprise her.
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Surprise is the wind that fuels the passion.
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Call and repeat what you told me.
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Please wait!
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Have you come to take me shopping again?
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I do not have to apologise...
What l did was for you and for you only.
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Agate, l'll give it a try. Stop and listen.
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Tonight I want it to be different.
l want to take you to a special place.
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You better like me.
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lnglourious heels.
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A 'Diet of Sex'?
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Trust me.
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Namaste, namaste.
Welcome. My name is Hardik.
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Good evening. We have
a reservation for Agate.
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Yes, yes, of course.
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Our special guests for tonight.
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We have a very rich menu already
prepared for you.
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You do not have to choose anything.
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Try... Come, come, come...
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Come in, come in...
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Come, come. Get comfortable.
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Please... Nice huh?
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Oh, no, no no.
Better without shoes.
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To be comfortable.
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''King prawn butterfly'' and ''Pakora''.
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Mmm. First time trying Indian food, right?
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Best eaten with your hands.
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Because eating with a fork is
like caressing with gloves.
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But first thanks for the food.
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Namaste
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Yesterday is only a dream...
and tomorrow a vision.
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So, pay attention to today
because it is life.
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The real life of life!
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Thank you .
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lt is a Hindu proverb.
Have a great meal.
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Ahh...
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Hardik, means ''full of love''.
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But in English also ''hard penis''.
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Hardik, do you also eat without drinking?
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But clueless. Now l bring
''Nimbu Pani'', an aphrodisiac for love.
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So! Not here.
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We can do it, this place is for that.
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what? You brough t me here for that!
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No, Agatha. I just want to help you overcome
your barriers to pleasure, that was what I promised.
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And finally, tea with cinnamon.
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For digestion and passion.
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Different faces.
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Miss, l see big ball of love within you.
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In India we say:
if you squeeze oranges you get orange juice.
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Well, l will not bother you anymore.
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Namaste
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Agate, l've enjoyed it,
but if you want us to go.
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Come on.
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Are you not going to work?
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No, I have taken the day off.
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Shall l give you a hand with the Cupcakes?
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What are you doing?
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How are your parents?
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I want to get rid of her.
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Your mother?
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No, the plant!
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God . What's up?
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I never told you how much you want for
your mother not to bother...
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I'm not able to enjoy it as l would like.
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She always saw you as a competitor.
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l feel a barrier that is...
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She was like a barrier between you and me.
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GLORIA WOODCOCK
Sexologist.
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You're a dream.
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I hope not.
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Your case is easily solved.
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Call and say that you are leaving here.
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