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ANGRY WOMAN: I don't care!
Just get out!
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Go on, get out! And give me my books
back!
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(DOOR SLAMS)
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(TYRES SCREECH)
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(LOUD IN-CAR MUSIC)
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(TYRES SQUEAL OUTSIDE/
RECORDING PLAYS)
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'Free yourself from negativity
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'and allow only positive thoughts.'
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(SNORING)
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'You are a beautiful delicate
flower.'
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(BRAKES SQUEAL)
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Oh, my...!
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Oh! My dahlias!
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(SINGS HAPPILY)
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What?! My fish!
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Roy?
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Morning! Have you been urinating
on my thing-me-bobbies again?
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Didn't you hear the joyriders?
It was like Silverstone out there!
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What's that got to do with
my thing-me-bobbies?
I was up half the night.
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I got caught short, didn't I?
Well, could you not, please?
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It keeps the foxes away.
Roy, it's two days away from
my first open gardens competition
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and I'm not going in for best urinal!
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What are you going for?
I'm going for Zen.
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Obviously. Obviously(!)
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Eugh!
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So, what's with all the sludge
and the Zen gubbins?
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Have you been at the self-helps
again?
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No, I have not!
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I'm just trying to detox my life
and be at one with Nature.
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And win the garden competition.
Actually,
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I am trying to encourage Chi to flow
into my life.
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To bring harmony and peace.
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It's about wind and water.
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After drinking that, I'm not surprised!
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And what about the crabbiness?
Is that all part of the purge?
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You may mock, but just you watch.
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No incomer has ever won Best in Show.
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My inner peace will transform
my outer garden.
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So you do want to win? I have to say
I think a garden designer and a few
grand would be a better bet.
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Spirulina, kale, garlic, spinach,
lemon, two grapes. Get it in you.
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Eughh!
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Rank! No!
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Criminal, it is!
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I'd bring back national punishment,
I would.
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Someone's been attacking
the gardens, apparently.
Joyriders from Birmingham.
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Since when have joyriders been
interested in gardens in Carsely?
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Why don't you tell us, Agatha, since
you are our very own Miss Marple!
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Are you saying I'm old?
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Would I?!
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Maybe you can help us, Agatha.
The vicarage was dug up.
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And my dahlias. Mrs Jones's dahlias
were ruined. Ruined.
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James's roses decapitated.
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And Mary's greenhouse - smashed.
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Seedlings scattered everywhere.
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Not to mention the village green.
And Bernie's garden was trashed.
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And his poor goldfish - poisoned,
they were. It's such a shame.
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I won my very first one
at Carsely Fair five years ago.
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What about your garden, Agatha?
Was it vandalised?
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No.
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Oh. That's strange, considering
you're in competition, too.
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Well, supposedly.
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Why don't you all just cancel
the whole garden thing?
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Alright. Maybe not. We cannot be
beaten by acts of vandalism.
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As Chair of the Events Committee,
the show must go on!
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Starting, of course, with tomorrow
night's open day launch concert
at the White Horse.
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I'm doing cheap cider all night.
I'll be there!
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Oh, we all will, to see the star
attraction, the voice of Carsely
herself,
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our very own super-talented
Miss Berenice Chilton!
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It's just a couple of songs, Bernie!
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No, no, no, darling. It's more
than that. Much more than that.
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(PEOPLE CHATTER)
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It's them wasters from Birmingham.
Bermin'am. You know.
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What are you gonna do about it?
Yeah. What are you gonna do
about it?
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I've contacted my colleagues
in the Midlands area,
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but without a number plate... Ah.
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GY54 WU... F... E.
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E. E.
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(E).
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E. E.
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Oh! Get in!
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Aghh! GET IN!
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Mary had a bit of a dig.
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Mary?
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Mary! Quite contrary! How does
your garden grow? Very poetic(!)
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Not got your own key?
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Maybe she's round the back.
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Is that what you two do, then?
Read books to each other?
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The Joy of Juniper.
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Actually, I'm returning them.
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(KNOCKS LOUDLY)
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Mary?
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(Mary!)
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Are you OK?
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Why would anyone do that?
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Why kill someone like that?
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Maybe to humiliate them?
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How did she die?
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Looks like she was strangled.
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Possibly with garden wire,
before she was, you know...
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planted.
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We're gonna need some formal
statements, and no funny business,
please.
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And no investigating!
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Clear?
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We're aware it must be particularly
difficult for you at this time.
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Actually, Mary and I weren't seeing
each other any more.
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She dumped me, last night.
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That's why I was returning her books.
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What happened?
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She was worried about not winning
the Open Day.
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I said that it wasn't really meant
to be a competition, and...
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...I've never seen anything like it.
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She went ballistic. Threw me out of
the house, there and then.
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I have to ask, can you account for
your movements this morning?
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Come on, Bill. I came round the
corner and found him knocking at the
door
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shouting her name up at the window.
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He's not going to do that if he's
planted her out the back, is he,
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not unless he's really strange!
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You're not really strange, are you?
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What time did you leave here
last night?
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Um...
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...midnight-ish.
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Actually, there was someone across
the road.
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I didn't think much of it at the
time. Who? What did they look like?
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Um... male.
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I couldn't really see his face.
Hands in his pockets.
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He turned away as soon as I looked.
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He was wearing red shoes.
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I think I know what's going on.
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I doubt that very much.
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It could be anything. It could be
something to do with Mary's past.
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For once, just let the police do
their job!
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I would, if I thought they were
capable of doing anything!
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There's something about the attack
on Mary's garden. It's not like the
others. The police have missed it!
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What do you mean? Well, it didn't
affect her chances of winning
the competition, did it?
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What are you on about?
Her greenhouse was attacked!
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Greenhouse panes can be fixed
overnight. Her seedlings were never
part of the exhibit anyway.
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But the rest of her garden
still looks stunning!
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I really can't do this!
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James, all I'm saying is we need to
talk to everyone whose garden was
assaulted
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and that obviously includes you.
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You, most of all.
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Why me most of all? Because you were
the one who... You know.
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Because you were the one who was
intimate with her and so you'd know
Mary better than anyone else.
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And if we can figure out who Mary
was, we can figure out why she was
killed.
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And if we know why she was killed,
we can find out who killed her!
No! Stop!
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Aw. Nice to see you two getting on.
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Here you go.
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For your blood sugar levels,
before you kill someone.
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If you'd left that hole, you'd have
won for the holiest garden
in the competition!
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Did you want something, Agatha?
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Just to talk about Mary,
but if now's not a good time...
What did you want to know?
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Well...
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You know, just...
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What did you know about her?
Were you close to her? Not very.
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You know, the truth is,
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we weren't close at all.
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She was a horror to me with her
remarks. Said it was a pity
I'd let myself go!
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But she wouldn't say that in front
of people. No, she was sweetness
and light, then!
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She was just constantly criticising me!
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"Have you not been to the States,
Sarah? Such a country girl, Sarah!"
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Sorry!
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Sorry. You must think I'm a
despicable human being! No, no, no.
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Not at all.
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That stamping's a bit weird, though.
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(BLADE WHIRRS)
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I couldn't stand the woman!
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Really? What was it about her
that annoyed you?
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The stupid cow told me I was too old!
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Too old to run the Ladies' Society,
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too old to do yoga, too old -
get this -
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too old to look after myself!
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My hat!
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Ah! Launch Concert tomorrow night?
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Bye! Another time.
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Mary clearly knew how to press
people's buttons and touch a nerve!
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A bit cold, if you ask me.
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It was like she was always acting.
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No warmth, no emotion.
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There we go. Enjoy!
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Thanks. Right. Where now?
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Hey, Bernie. I'm sorry about
what happened to your fish.
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Oh, thank you. Me, too!
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But at the end of the day,
they're only fish.
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Can I ask you something, Bernie?
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Was Mary ever nasty to you?
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I mean, did she ever say anything
untoward about you?
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Or your fish?
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I can't say she was.
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She was always sweetness and light,
to me. We used to talk music.
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Music? Yeah.
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Well, must press on.
Leaflets to distribute
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for the Open Day Launch Concert.
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I think it's great what you're doing
for Berenice.
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It's never too late
to follow your dream.
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Here. You must come.
It's your kind of thing.
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Well, she obviously wasn't nasty
to Bernie, then, was she?
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You know Mary tried to get the gig
cancelled? No, I did not. Why?
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Noise pollution. Well, she lived
opposite, didn't she?
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Well, that explains why she tried to
rip the leaflet down.
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Seems a bit OTT, though, doesn't it?
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Oh, hey Columbo!
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What have you got for us, then?
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Death confirmed as strangulation.
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But not with garden wire.
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Something metal, but thinner.
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But I'd better go. I have to meet
Mary's next of kin -
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her daughter, Beth.
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Since when did Mary have a daughter?
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Oh. A student at Oxford.
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Something of a socialite,
by all accounts.
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Right.
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(MOBILE RINGS)
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Aggie. How you doing?
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Roy, shut up and listen.
'Grumpiness kicked in then.'
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Next you'll be barking an order at
me to do something for you.
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I'm actually phoning with some
insider knowledge on a potential
client you may be interested in,
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but if you're going to be
like that... Whoa, just teasing!
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Check out Oxford "It Girl"
Beth Fortune.
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Red shoes!
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It's him! What?
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Watch out, Bill!
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He's got a gun!
Quick - get it off him!
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Get off me! What are you doing?
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Come on!
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Jonah, what are you doing here?
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You know him?! Yeah, of course
I know him! He was my fiance!
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Who the hell are you?
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Neighbourhood Watch.
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No, I didn't have anything to do
with Mrs Fortune's death.
No, I didn't see anything,
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and no, I've got nothing more to add.
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Then if you don't mind, I'd really
like some time to grieve.
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Alone.
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OK. That's all for now, but I may
need some... Everything you need
is on here.
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Mobile, social media, blog.
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And...?
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Camper van out by the water tower.
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Thank you.
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Who badly wanted to win the garden
competition
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and whose garden, technically,
wasn't sabotaged?
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Mary. So you think she sabotaged
the gardens so she could win
the competition.
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Correct. And then,
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one of her green-fingered rivals,
243
00:17:05,146 --> 00:17:08,305
bish, bash, bosh,
244
00:17:08,306 --> 00:17:11,025
murdered her, in revenge.
245
00:17:11,026 --> 00:17:15,425
Yeah, but trees and plants is one
thing, isn't it, but why would
she kill Bernie's fish?
246
00:17:15,426 --> 00:17:18,665
Well, maybe because his pond was his
garden's crowning glory.
247
00:17:18,666 --> 00:17:20,785
Or because she was crackers.
248
00:17:20,786 --> 00:17:24,785
"Cos she was crackers." I don't
know. I need to talk to James,
249
00:17:24,786 --> 00:17:28,385
because he was the one who was
closest to her.
250
00:17:28,386 --> 00:17:31,145
I need to find out what was going on
inside his head,
251
00:17:31,146 --> 00:17:33,425
her head, anyone's head.
252
00:17:33,426 --> 00:17:37,585
And what about the daughter
and the boyf? Do we rule them out?
253
00:17:37,586 --> 00:17:39,785
Au contraire!
254
00:17:39,786 --> 00:17:42,986
We rule no-one out,
me and you not withstanding.
255
00:17:44,986 --> 00:17:47,666
Then there's the joyriders.
How do they fit in?
256
00:17:48,666 --> 00:17:50,505
No idea!
257
00:17:50,506 --> 00:17:52,665
But do you know what's really annoying?
258
00:17:52,666 --> 00:17:54,546
I've run out of melons.
259
00:17:56,226 --> 00:17:58,505
(LAPTOP BLEEPS)
260
00:17:58,506 --> 00:18:00,585
At last!
261
00:18:00,586 --> 00:18:02,625
Tell me about Beth Fortune.
262
00:18:02,626 --> 00:18:05,625
The usual, really.
Beautiful spoilt brat.
263
00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:09,065
Boarding school, American father,
lives off Daddy's allowance.
264
00:18:09,066 --> 00:18:12,466
Hangs out at all the fashionable
clubs, goes to the exclusive
parties.
265
00:18:13,546 --> 00:18:15,305
Is that it? No dirt?
266
00:18:15,306 --> 00:18:18,145
Nope. Now, about this PR job.
267
00:18:18,146 --> 00:18:20,505
She's gonna need some very good PR.
268
00:18:20,506 --> 00:18:23,305
Think column inches,
think double-page spreads,
269
00:18:23,306 --> 00:18:26,985
think viral, think Beth Fortune -
possible murderer.
270
00:18:26,986 --> 00:18:28,465
What?!
271
00:18:28,466 --> 00:18:31,586
(MUSIC BLARES/TYRES SQUEAL)
272
00:18:34,386 --> 00:18:37,426
(BRAKES SCREECH OUTSIDE)
273
00:18:39,306 --> 00:18:42,785
RECORDING: ..to melt away
and be replaced by peace...
274
00:18:42,786 --> 00:18:44,946
harmony...
275
00:18:45,426 --> 00:18:48,025
James, I need to talk to you
about Mary.
276
00:18:48,026 --> 00:18:51,585
Can't it wait? It's going to have
to, I'm afraid.
277
00:18:51,586 --> 00:18:54,185
Excuse me? I have to talk to James
about my mother.
278
00:18:54,186 --> 00:18:55,785
In private.
279
00:18:55,786 --> 00:18:58,545
Without some rugby player
hanging around.
280
00:18:58,546 --> 00:19:01,025
What gives you the right to talk to
him before me?
281
00:19:01,026 --> 00:19:03,425
I think I deserve an explanation.
282
00:19:03,426 --> 00:19:06,186
After all, he was going to marry
my mother.
283
00:19:09,706 --> 00:19:11,946
You'd better come in.
284
00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:21,945
Hello!
285
00:19:21,946 --> 00:19:23,825
Everything alright?
286
00:19:23,826 --> 00:19:26,466
Does this face look like everything
is alright?
287
00:19:30,346 --> 00:19:32,426
Interesting look you're going for.
288
00:19:32,826 --> 00:19:34,785
What exactly... Zen.
289
00:19:34,786 --> 00:19:36,546
Zen.
290
00:19:38,826 --> 00:19:40,865
I could give you... Bill, I'm fine!
291
00:19:40,866 --> 00:19:42,825
What do you want?
292
00:19:42,826 --> 00:19:45,225
Nothing, just catching up.
293
00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:49,225
The joyriders were out in force
again last night. Uh-huh.
294
00:19:49,226 --> 00:19:51,145
One of the bins got hit.
295
00:19:51,146 --> 00:19:53,625
We found a bit of yellow paint,
so at least we've got a lead.
296
00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:57,145
I thought you already had a lead,
some address in Birmingham.
297
00:19:57,146 --> 00:19:58,945
Drew a blank.
298
00:19:58,946 --> 00:20:01,945
Turns out the car was registered
to someone with an alibi
299
00:20:01,946 --> 00:20:07,265
and there was footage of their
red car in the drive all night,
300
00:20:07,266 --> 00:20:10,065
so the Boggles must have remembered
it wrong.
301
00:20:10,066 --> 00:20:12,745
The Boggles? They gave me
the registration number.
302
00:20:12,746 --> 00:20:16,345
So, as well as getting registration
numbers, did they see anything else
303
00:20:16,346 --> 00:20:20,345
like maybe what happened to
Mad Marrying Mary Fortune?
304
00:20:20,346 --> 00:20:23,505
No, but I did do some digging
on her marriage, actually.
305
00:20:23,506 --> 00:20:26,745
Barry Fortune, American real estate.
306
00:20:26,746 --> 00:20:28,865
Did you know Mary started out
as a singer?
307
00:20:28,866 --> 00:20:30,665
A singer?
308
00:20:30,666 --> 00:20:33,225
Sacrificed her career so she could
get married.
309
00:20:33,226 --> 00:20:35,905
And when her husband filed for divorce,
310
00:20:35,906 --> 00:20:38,626
she tried to commit suicide.
311
00:20:41,746 --> 00:20:44,505
Whatever you're plotting, forget it.
312
00:20:44,506 --> 00:20:46,105
I'm not plotting!
313
00:20:46,106 --> 00:20:47,946
Just thinking.
314
00:20:49,426 --> 00:20:52,425
You did search Mary's house,
didn't you? Yes, Agatha!
315
00:20:52,426 --> 00:20:55,826
We searched the house.
We found nothing significant.
316
00:20:57,666 --> 00:20:59,425
That's because you're men!
317
00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:01,466
Men can't see for looking!
318
00:21:14,066 --> 00:21:17,545
Hard at it already? Well, I haven't
got much time.
319
00:21:17,546 --> 00:21:20,865
I'm turning my dahlia bed into hardy
perennials
320
00:21:20,866 --> 00:21:23,506
and hoping the judges won't mark me
down.
321
00:21:24,466 --> 00:21:26,145
What are you doing?
322
00:21:26,146 --> 00:21:28,186
Begonias.
323
00:21:28,786 --> 00:21:30,745
Begonias?
324
00:21:30,746 --> 00:21:34,666
Hmm. Very... shrewd.
325
00:21:38,186 --> 00:21:39,785
TOGETHER: Morning, Agatha.
326
00:21:39,786 --> 00:21:41,626
Morning!
327
00:21:45,346 --> 00:21:47,266
Are you alright, Agatha? Bad back.
328
00:21:48,226 --> 00:21:50,105
I'm just not sure I can do it, Bernie.
329
00:21:50,106 --> 00:21:52,705
I gave up on music years ago.
330
00:21:52,706 --> 00:21:54,665
What if I can't cut it?
331
00:21:54,666 --> 00:21:57,145
No, you'll be fine!
Tonight's only the beginning.
332
00:21:57,146 --> 00:21:59,026
You're gonna knock 'em dead!
333
00:22:02,826 --> 00:22:04,305
Ooh!
334
00:22:04,306 --> 00:22:06,626
(DONKEY BRAYS)
Sorry!
335
00:22:19,186 --> 00:22:20,746
Oh!
336
00:22:47,626 --> 00:22:49,706
Oh! Ooh!
337
00:23:10,626 --> 00:23:12,866
Big goal!
338
00:24:37,426 --> 00:24:39,626
Hello?
339
00:24:47,586 --> 00:24:49,546
Hello?
340
00:24:53,386 --> 00:24:55,466
Hello?
341
00:25:06,466 --> 00:25:08,306
Aghh! Aghh!
342
00:25:09,066 --> 00:25:11,385
I come in peace!
343
00:25:11,386 --> 00:25:13,626
I just want to talk about Beth.
344
00:25:16,466 --> 00:25:19,106
We had something special, you know?
345
00:25:20,026 --> 00:25:22,386
And then she finished it.
346
00:25:23,186 --> 00:25:25,225
What did Beth's mother make of you?
347
00:25:25,226 --> 00:25:27,065
How did you get on with her?
348
00:25:27,066 --> 00:25:28,945
I never met her.
349
00:25:28,946 --> 00:25:31,985
Beth and her didn't really see
each other.
350
00:25:31,986 --> 00:25:36,025
Well, that's a bit odd, considering
you live quite nearby, isn't it?
351
00:25:36,026 --> 00:25:38,865
And Beth's got her speedy soft-top
set of wheels!
352
00:25:38,866 --> 00:25:41,105
Get that from her daddy's allowance,
did she?
353
00:25:41,106 --> 00:25:44,225
Yeah, until he pulled it.
Oh. When and why did he do that?
354
00:25:44,226 --> 00:25:45,825
A few weeks back.
355
00:25:45,826 --> 00:25:48,945
Just after Beth told him she wanted
to be a blogger, not a lawyer!
356
00:25:48,946 --> 00:25:50,465
Oh.
357
00:25:50,466 --> 00:25:52,905
So what did she intend to do for money?
358
00:25:52,906 --> 00:25:56,266
No offence, but you don't strike me
as a daddy's boy with a trust fund!
359
00:25:57,426 --> 00:25:59,105
No way!
360
00:25:59,106 --> 00:26:01,306
I'm knee-deep in a student loan.
361
00:26:02,626 --> 00:26:06,465
But there was an inheritance thing
her mother was gonna give her
when she hit 21.
362
00:26:06,466 --> 00:26:09,145
Was there, now? With conditions
attached.
363
00:26:09,146 --> 00:26:11,385
What sort of conditions?
364
00:26:11,386 --> 00:26:14,786
Approval of lifestyle choices, perhaps?
365
00:26:15,426 --> 00:26:17,065
Like boyfriends?
366
00:26:17,066 --> 00:26:19,146
I'm not sure, to be honest.
367
00:26:19,586 --> 00:26:21,865
And when does Beth turn 21?
368
00:26:21,866 --> 00:26:23,786
Next week.
369
00:26:46,826 --> 00:26:48,786
Can we talk?
370
00:26:49,946 --> 00:26:51,546
So...
371
00:26:52,666 --> 00:26:54,625
You were gonna get married, were you?
372
00:26:54,626 --> 00:26:56,265
It was news to me!
373
00:26:56,266 --> 00:26:58,385
It's like I just told Beth.
374
00:26:58,386 --> 00:27:00,585
Marriage was never mentioned.
375
00:27:00,586 --> 00:27:03,266
I can't see why Mary would have said
that.
376
00:27:04,266 --> 00:27:07,225
To be honest, we barely scratched
the surface, really.
377
00:27:07,226 --> 00:27:09,905
Oh, that's what they call it
these days, is it? I'm serious.
378
00:27:09,906 --> 00:27:13,545
We connected over history
and gardening.
379
00:27:13,546 --> 00:27:15,305
So... Don't!
380
00:27:15,306 --> 00:27:17,825
She came across very strongly
at the beginning
381
00:27:17,826 --> 00:27:20,545
and gave the impression that she
only wanted to have a good time.
382
00:27:20,546 --> 00:27:22,265
Thank you.
383
00:27:22,266 --> 00:27:24,625
But then she'd suddenly be
very proprietorial.
384
00:27:24,626 --> 00:27:26,865
Don't you just hate that(!)
385
00:27:26,866 --> 00:27:30,385
All charm and warmth one minute,
catty the next.
386
00:27:30,386 --> 00:27:32,025
Oh, really?
387
00:27:32,026 --> 00:27:34,105
I thought that was just a girl thing.
388
00:27:34,106 --> 00:27:36,705
When she dumped me,
389
00:27:36,706 --> 00:27:38,385
she was brutal.
390
00:27:38,386 --> 00:27:40,945
I've never heard insults like it!
391
00:27:40,946 --> 00:27:43,026
Really personal. Like what?
392
00:27:43,426 --> 00:27:46,345
Oh. You're not talking about sex,
are you?
393
00:27:46,346 --> 00:27:48,185
No, that bit was fine.
394
00:27:48,186 --> 00:27:52,585
She said I was unpredictable,
demanding and really manipulative.
395
00:27:52,586 --> 00:27:55,185
Are we talking about sex now?
Does it matter, Agatha?
396
00:27:55,186 --> 00:27:56,705
No. No.
397
00:27:56,706 --> 00:27:59,186
I mean, she was hardly...
398
00:28:00,546 --> 00:28:03,385
I don't want to speak ill
of the dead. Well...
399
00:28:03,386 --> 00:28:07,226
I am prepared to make an exception,
just this once.
400
00:28:09,066 --> 00:28:11,505
She was cold, detached.
401
00:28:11,506 --> 00:28:13,145
There was no... Warmth?
402
00:28:13,146 --> 00:28:16,225
No warmth or emotion there? Exactly.
403
00:28:16,226 --> 00:28:19,385
Did you know that she tried to
commit suicide when her marriage
ended?
404
00:28:19,386 --> 00:28:21,825
God, how awful.
405
00:28:21,826 --> 00:28:23,705
I had no idea.
406
00:28:23,706 --> 00:28:25,665
And that she was
on anti-depressants.
407
00:28:25,666 --> 00:28:28,945
Mary never mentioned anything.
408
00:28:28,946 --> 00:28:30,625
It's like Beth.
409
00:28:30,626 --> 00:28:32,585
She barely mentioned her at all.
410
00:28:32,586 --> 00:28:35,105
And yet she said that she moved here
to be near her.
411
00:28:35,106 --> 00:28:39,345
Her boyfriend said they weren't
close, and yet clearly there was
some money thing going on.
412
00:28:39,346 --> 00:28:44,105
How did Beth seem to you?
Insecure. Covers it with front.
413
00:28:44,106 --> 00:28:48,026
Gets that from her mother, maybe.
Mary clearly had her issues.
414
00:28:49,026 --> 00:28:51,705
So perfect on the surface,
and yet underneath,
415
00:28:51,706 --> 00:28:54,946
she was just as messed up
as the rest of us.
416
00:28:57,746 --> 00:29:00,186
I feel ashamed I didn't know her
better.
417
00:29:01,986 --> 00:29:03,785
I should have.
418
00:29:03,786 --> 00:29:06,026
Her death wasn't your fault.
419
00:29:15,746 --> 00:29:19,625
♪ So many lessons that I have learned
420
00:29:19,626 --> 00:29:23,305
♪ They leave that impression
it's time to return
421
00:29:23,306 --> 00:29:26,305
♪ I'll walk the wilderness
422
00:29:26,306 --> 00:29:32,146
♪ And find my way back home. ♪
423
00:29:32,786 --> 00:29:35,305
(APPLAUSE)
424
00:29:35,306 --> 00:29:39,265
Brava! Brava! Brava! Brava! Brava!
Thank you!
425
00:29:39,266 --> 00:29:42,306
I'm gonna take a short break
and I'll be back in a while.
426
00:29:45,346 --> 00:29:48,625
Bernie's gonna give himself
a heart attack if he's not careful!
427
00:29:48,626 --> 00:29:51,785
How could that Mary say that
that was noise pollution?
428
00:29:51,786 --> 00:29:54,985
But it was alright for her to blast
out classical music all day! I know.
429
00:29:54,986 --> 00:29:59,225
It's ridiculous, isn't it? She said
Berenice had a voice like
a strangled parakeet!
430
00:29:59,226 --> 00:30:02,346
I mean... That sounds like Mary.
431
00:30:03,186 --> 00:30:06,625
You know Mary used to be a singer
herself? Apparently.
432
00:30:06,626 --> 00:30:09,585
Why did she do her nut, then,
about the gig here
433
00:30:09,586 --> 00:30:11,985
and apply to the council
for the noise abatement thing?
434
00:30:11,986 --> 00:30:13,986
What a total loon!
435
00:30:14,826 --> 00:30:17,066
God rest her soul, obviously.
436
00:30:18,706 --> 00:30:21,146
Same again? Yeah, I'll have one.
Please.
437
00:30:25,026 --> 00:30:27,386
I prefer acid techno, myself!
438
00:30:30,506 --> 00:30:33,906
How did you hear about Mary
complaining? Mick told me.
439
00:30:34,986 --> 00:30:38,466
Mind out the way. Boggles coming
through. Mind your backs!
440
00:30:40,506 --> 00:30:42,585
Spitting mad, he was, as well.
441
00:30:42,586 --> 00:30:44,345
Mad enough to kill her?
442
00:30:44,346 --> 00:30:46,265
Mick?! You're joking!
443
00:30:46,266 --> 00:30:48,745
Well, it's possible, isn't it?
He's got a motive.
444
00:30:48,746 --> 00:30:51,705
You know what neighbourhood disputes
are like.
445
00:30:51,706 --> 00:30:53,385
We can't rule him out.
446
00:30:53,386 --> 00:30:56,625
Yeah, we can, cos the timeline
doesn't match. Why not?
447
00:30:56,626 --> 00:30:59,625
So, Mary was killed at 11-ish,
right.
448
00:30:59,626 --> 00:31:01,665
After I saw you at the food market,
449
00:31:01,666 --> 00:31:04,545
I'd already dropped Kyra off
at her friend Bella's house by then.
450
00:31:04,546 --> 00:31:06,346
So...
451
00:31:07,226 --> 00:31:10,705
...by 11-ish... I was upstairs
shagging him.
452
00:31:10,706 --> 00:31:12,265
What?!
453
00:31:12,266 --> 00:31:14,545
I thought you held a candle for Bill?
454
00:31:14,546 --> 00:31:17,505
Well, there's only so much
candle-holding a woman can do.
455
00:31:17,506 --> 00:31:20,345
Am I the only person in this village
not getting any?
456
00:31:20,346 --> 00:31:24,705
Just because you're not getting any,
doesn't mean the rest of us have to
act like nuns, does it?
457
00:31:24,706 --> 00:31:27,985
Anyway, he's fit. If you like
that sort of thing.
458
00:31:27,986 --> 00:31:31,025
Oh, but don't mention it to Bill.
459
00:31:31,026 --> 00:31:33,786
I wouldn't want him to think
that I put it about!
460
00:31:50,006 --> 00:31:53,086
Look. Gemma, look.
What are they doing?
461
00:31:54,046 --> 00:31:55,765
God, you are rusty, aren't you?
462
00:31:55,766 --> 00:31:57,845
But she dumped him!
463
00:31:57,846 --> 00:31:59,445
Could have fooled me!
464
00:31:59,446 --> 00:32:01,365
Well, that's exactly what she's done.
465
00:32:01,366 --> 00:32:03,766
She's fooled everyone.
466
00:32:06,446 --> 00:32:08,725
I'm sorry - what is your problem?
467
00:32:08,726 --> 00:32:11,525
It's called a kiss. It's a young
person's thing.
468
00:32:11,526 --> 00:32:15,406
Oh, you think you're so smart,
don't you?
469
00:32:16,206 --> 00:32:19,726
You see, Beth here, she's played
everyone.
470
00:32:21,886 --> 00:32:24,845
Your mother's murder was all about
money, wasn't it?
471
00:32:24,846 --> 00:32:27,245
Daddy pulled your allowance,
472
00:32:27,246 --> 00:32:30,845
but that's no problem cos you
were about to get a load more
from your mother, weren't you?
473
00:32:30,846 --> 00:32:33,325
But there were certain conditions.
474
00:32:33,326 --> 00:32:37,445
Maybe that any suitors needed
Mother's approval.
475
00:32:37,446 --> 00:32:39,405
Is that why she had this one followed?
476
00:32:39,406 --> 00:32:41,045
What are you talking about?
477
00:32:41,046 --> 00:32:43,285
I didn't care what she thought.
478
00:32:43,286 --> 00:32:45,165
Really?
479
00:32:45,166 --> 00:32:47,565
I think you murdered your mother.
480
00:32:47,566 --> 00:32:51,565
And did it in such a way that it
pointed the finger of suspicion
481
00:32:51,566 --> 00:32:54,045
at all our green-fingered friends
482
00:32:54,046 --> 00:32:58,045
so that you could get your hands on
not just your 21st birthday money,
483
00:32:58,046 --> 00:33:00,805
but every penny that your mother owned.
484
00:33:00,806 --> 00:33:04,445
And now free and liberated from all
her tyranny
485
00:33:04,446 --> 00:33:09,606
you've hurled yourself back into
his big, bulging biceps!
486
00:33:12,246 --> 00:33:15,206
(CRUNCHES CRISP)
487
00:33:24,366 --> 00:33:26,165
No takers, then?
488
00:33:26,166 --> 00:33:28,686
(SILENCE CONTINUES)
489
00:33:30,406 --> 00:33:32,205
Beth came to see me this morning.
490
00:33:32,206 --> 00:33:34,285
She'd just been to see her mother's
lawyers
491
00:33:34,286 --> 00:33:38,726
and very kindly asked for her entire
inheritance to be donated to
the village appeal.
492
00:33:39,846 --> 00:33:42,166
All of it?
493
00:33:42,846 --> 00:33:45,565
Not really a huge fan of
materialism, to be honest.
494
00:33:45,566 --> 00:33:48,205
Plus, sadly, me and my mum were
never that close
495
00:33:48,206 --> 00:33:50,926
so it would just seem wrong
taking her money now.
496
00:33:52,806 --> 00:33:54,565
So how come she took you back?
497
00:33:54,566 --> 00:33:57,326
I promised to stop shagging about.
498
00:34:12,126 --> 00:34:14,685
I mean, how was I supposed to know
that Beth was a saint?
499
00:34:14,686 --> 00:34:16,645
What is wrong with young people
these days?
500
00:34:16,646 --> 00:34:18,885
Don't they want to milk
their parents for money?
501
00:34:18,886 --> 00:34:21,886
Do you think we should go in?
It's the second half now.
502
00:34:23,046 --> 00:34:26,685
Hang on a sec. What did Bill say
about how Mary was killed?
503
00:34:26,686 --> 00:34:30,326
That it wasn't garden wire,
it was metal, but thinner.
504
00:34:31,286 --> 00:34:33,245
Like a guitar string?
505
00:34:33,246 --> 00:34:36,606
Maybe it's not just the notes
she strangles!
506
00:34:43,686 --> 00:34:46,565
You disappeared!
507
00:34:46,566 --> 00:34:49,245
You went out the back. You could
have come back for an encore!
508
00:34:49,246 --> 00:34:51,286
You could have done another six songs.
509
00:34:57,726 --> 00:35:00,086
(OWL HOOTS)
510
00:35:06,526 --> 00:35:09,125
Good night. Sleep well.
Thanks, Bernie!
511
00:35:09,126 --> 00:35:13,165
Thank you. Absolutely marvellous.
Good night. Night-night!
512
00:35:13,166 --> 00:35:15,246
(POLICE SIREN)
513
00:35:18,126 --> 00:35:20,645
Suspects heading south
down Carsely Lane.
514
00:35:20,646 --> 00:35:22,766
Very fast!
515
00:35:23,366 --> 00:35:25,326
Very fast indeed!
516
00:35:31,246 --> 00:35:33,006
Someone's coming!
517
00:36:00,846 --> 00:36:03,445
No-one two-times me, you loser!
518
00:36:03,446 --> 00:36:05,525
Mick? Never mind him!
519
00:36:05,526 --> 00:36:09,285
Just tell me one thing. How did you
feel when Mary Fortune tried to
cancel your gig?
520
00:36:09,286 --> 00:36:12,485
Did she? She doesn't know.
I didn't mention it to her.
521
00:36:12,486 --> 00:36:14,005
Oh. OK.
522
00:36:14,006 --> 00:36:18,885
Was Mary Fortune ever rude to you
about your singing? No. Why?
523
00:36:18,886 --> 00:36:21,365
What is this? Important is what
it is.
524
00:36:21,366 --> 00:36:25,245
A dig, a rude remark, a nasty
comment. "Voice like a strangled
parakeet"?
525
00:36:25,246 --> 00:36:31,286
Ring any bells? No. What, did she
say that? Well, she never said
anything to me.
526
00:36:40,326 --> 00:36:43,566
Hello! How you doing? Hello!
527
00:36:44,646 --> 00:36:46,525
Please, have a look.
528
00:36:46,526 --> 00:36:49,206
(GENERAL CHATTER)
529
00:37:06,046 --> 00:37:08,525
Just the one, please.
A pound, please.
530
00:37:08,526 --> 00:37:10,926
Thank you.
531
00:37:16,166 --> 00:37:19,446
(DIALS A NUMBER)
532
00:37:22,366 --> 00:37:24,765
You didn't catch the joyriders,
did you?
533
00:37:24,766 --> 00:37:27,165
No. They just disappeared
into thin air.
534
00:37:27,166 --> 00:37:29,725
Hmm. Somewhere down there, maybe?
535
00:37:29,726 --> 00:37:31,805
Yeah. How did you know?
536
00:37:31,806 --> 00:37:35,205
Car keys. I should have realised it
earlier, Bill.
537
00:37:35,206 --> 00:37:39,365
Why do you think we all take it
in turns to take the Boggles out
on day trips?
538
00:37:39,366 --> 00:37:42,085
Because they don't have a car?
Exactly.
539
00:37:42,086 --> 00:37:45,365
Well, Sarah took them to Birmingham
last week and they said they got
lost.
540
00:37:45,366 --> 00:37:49,205
Only they didn't. They went shopping
and then they made their own way
home.
541
00:37:49,206 --> 00:37:53,846
And last night, they were in the pub
with a set of car keys.
542
00:37:56,166 --> 00:37:59,686
(CAR ENGINE REVS)
543
00:38:03,246 --> 00:38:05,445
(REVVING INCREASES)
544
00:38:05,446 --> 00:38:07,325
Give her another blast, Mrs B.
545
00:38:07,326 --> 00:38:09,406
Ah!
546
00:38:12,206 --> 00:38:17,686
Well, I always wanted to be a fast
and furious speed freak. Freak.
547
00:38:18,646 --> 00:38:21,605
Never too late! Brum-brum!
548
00:38:21,606 --> 00:38:23,886
...To follow your dream.
549
00:38:25,606 --> 00:38:27,885
They're going like hotcakes!
They've gone so well.
550
00:38:27,886 --> 00:38:29,925
We've sold so many! Good stuff!
551
00:38:29,926 --> 00:38:32,166
Agatha, hello!
552
00:38:32,886 --> 00:38:35,365
Awfully fond of Berenice,
aren't you, Bernie?
553
00:38:35,366 --> 00:38:39,245
Oh, she's a lovely girl. Just needs
her confidence building, that's all.
554
00:38:39,246 --> 00:38:42,085
Last night did her a power of good.
555
00:38:42,086 --> 00:38:44,445
With her new guitar that you got
for her.
556
00:38:44,446 --> 00:38:46,485
Oh, well. It was a special occasion.
557
00:38:46,486 --> 00:38:48,525
Yes, that Mary tried to stop happening.
558
00:38:48,526 --> 00:38:52,965
Oh, and when she compared Berenice
to a strangled parakeet!
559
00:38:52,966 --> 00:38:55,245
You couldn't handle that, could you?
560
00:38:55,246 --> 00:38:57,365
I don't know what you mean!
561
00:38:57,366 --> 00:38:59,325
I mean, you could cope with the fish,
562
00:38:59,326 --> 00:39:01,805
but anyone being horrible
about Berenice...
563
00:39:01,806 --> 00:39:04,445
I mean, just what was Mary's problem?
564
00:39:04,446 --> 00:39:06,725
Was it jealousy?
565
00:39:06,726 --> 00:39:10,365
I wasn't aware there was a problem.
566
00:39:10,366 --> 00:39:14,205
I think "strangled parakeet"
was really putting it mildly.
567
00:39:14,206 --> 00:39:16,325
What? Well, I don't think so.
568
00:39:16,326 --> 00:39:18,445
Giving tone-deaf birds a bad name,
eh, Bill?
569
00:39:18,446 --> 00:39:21,325
Absolutely. Enough to make your ears
bleed.
570
00:39:21,326 --> 00:39:24,525
You should have heard what they were
saying in the pub last night.
571
00:39:24,526 --> 00:39:29,285
Well, they're wrong. I think you
need to stop giving people like
Berenice false hopes.
572
00:39:29,286 --> 00:39:31,125
I'm not. She's very talented.
573
00:39:31,126 --> 00:39:34,285
Much fairer to be straight with her
and put her out of her misery,
574
00:39:34,286 --> 00:39:37,725
like the talentless no-hoper
that she is.
575
00:39:37,726 --> 00:39:41,445
In fact, do you know what? I'm going
to go and tell her right now.
576
00:39:41,446 --> 00:39:43,806
No, you mustn't! You can't!
Watch me!
577
00:39:46,606 --> 00:39:48,645
Was that your fear with Mary?
578
00:39:48,646 --> 00:39:51,445
Is that what you thought
she was going to do?
579
00:39:51,446 --> 00:39:53,605
Come on, Bernie, admit it.
580
00:39:53,606 --> 00:39:56,965
You strangled her with a guitar string.
581
00:39:56,966 --> 00:39:59,285
Mary was poison!
582
00:39:59,286 --> 00:40:02,285
Why? Because she was a thwarted
singer?
583
00:40:02,286 --> 00:40:05,605
She was bitter and twisted
that she never made it.
584
00:40:05,606 --> 00:40:07,885
As soon as she discovered
I was a music teacher,
585
00:40:07,886 --> 00:40:10,405
she never stopped talking about
her singing!
586
00:40:10,406 --> 00:40:13,085
How she'd given it up to get married,
587
00:40:13,086 --> 00:40:15,365
like she was the only one who ever
had a dream.
588
00:40:15,366 --> 00:40:18,725
She'd have done anything she could
to crush Berenice's hopes.
589
00:40:18,726 --> 00:40:22,525
And you couldn't have that.
Berenice's confidence would never
have recovered.
590
00:40:22,526 --> 00:40:26,526
And she deserves the chance to feel
good about herself.
591
00:40:29,766 --> 00:40:33,565
We all do. Well, maybe Mary did,
too.
592
00:40:33,566 --> 00:40:37,645
Instead of which, you planted her.
593
00:40:37,646 --> 00:40:40,845
Bernie Spott... In my day...
I am arresting you... we stood up
to bullies.
594
00:40:40,846 --> 00:40:45,365
...for the murder of Mary Fortune.
That's what she was, a bully! But
no-one said anything!
595
00:40:45,366 --> 00:40:49,925
Anything you say can be used...
It's alright. Don't worry.
I'll be fine!
596
00:40:49,926 --> 00:40:52,726
You'll get over it, dear.
Come on, now.
597
00:40:56,926 --> 00:40:59,045
And now the moment you've all been
waiting for.
598
00:40:59,046 --> 00:41:02,085
We find out the winner of this
year's best garden.
599
00:41:02,086 --> 00:41:05,246
The award for best garden goes to...
600
00:41:08,246 --> 00:41:11,806
...joint winners, Sarah Bloxby
and Mrs Josephs.
601
00:41:17,046 --> 00:41:19,086
Congratulations.
602
00:41:31,006 --> 00:41:32,925
Well done, darling!
603
00:41:32,926 --> 00:41:37,285
And now we have an award
for best original garden.
604
00:41:37,286 --> 00:41:42,525
The recipient of this year's award
for most original garden is...
605
00:41:42,526 --> 00:41:44,846
Agatha Raisin!
606
00:41:46,766 --> 00:41:48,366
Yes!
607
00:41:50,646 --> 00:41:53,126
Are you sure? OK, Beth, do you want
to get out, now?
608
00:41:55,206 --> 00:41:57,206
Thank you!
609
00:41:59,566 --> 00:42:01,445
There's nice for her!
610
00:42:01,446 --> 00:42:03,245
Love you, green fingers!
611
00:42:03,246 --> 00:42:04,845
Woo!
612
00:42:04,846 --> 00:42:07,325
Thank you all very much for taking
part...
613
00:42:07,326 --> 00:42:09,885
Photographers, this way, please.
Do your thing, babe.
614
00:42:09,886 --> 00:42:12,006
OK. Get as much as you want.
615
00:42:23,846 --> 00:42:25,805
The "It Girl" with a conscience.
616
00:42:25,806 --> 00:42:30,646
"A global blogging sensation who
gave her inheritance to the church."
Gold dust!
617
00:42:32,206 --> 00:42:34,165
A lot of fuss, though, isn't it,
all that?
618
00:42:34,166 --> 00:42:37,365
You don't miss it, do you,
all that shenanigans?
619
00:42:37,366 --> 00:42:39,045
Nah. Been there, done that.
620
00:42:39,046 --> 00:42:41,725
What I really miss is...
621
00:42:41,726 --> 00:42:45,206
Chips? Oh! Mmm!
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