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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,228 --> 00:00:21,856 Uh, did you just get a mysterious envelope 2 00:00:21,939 --> 00:00:23,941 and casually toss it aside without even opening it? 3 00:00:24,025 --> 00:00:26,194 - Mm-hmm. - Fuck, you're cool. 4 00:00:26,277 --> 00:00:27,653 Okay, I already know what's inside. 5 00:00:27,737 --> 00:00:29,322 It's my invite to Kappa's pre-rush brunch 6 00:00:29,405 --> 00:00:31,574 - later this afternoon. - How can you be sure? 7 00:00:31,657 --> 00:00:35,077 Because as a future Kappa, I know how Kappas think. 8 00:00:35,161 --> 00:00:36,746 And I also might've heard two girls 9 00:00:36,829 --> 00:00:39,081 in my Lit seminar talking about the envelope color. 10 00:00:39,165 --> 00:00:40,541 "Mykonos sky blue." 11 00:00:40,625 --> 00:00:43,336 Interesting. I think of it as more of 12 00:00:43,419 --> 00:00:45,421 a "Sonic the Hedgehog" blue. 13 00:00:45,505 --> 00:00:48,341 - Wait, Kappa invited you, too? - Sure did. 14 00:00:48,424 --> 00:00:50,843 Got it last night. What? Are you surprised? 15 00:00:50,927 --> 00:00:53,805 Of course I'm surprised. You wear sneakers with dresses. 16 00:00:53,888 --> 00:00:55,848 Leighton, I'm gonna tell you what I told Whitney. 17 00:00:55,932 --> 00:00:58,017 That sororities have a long history 18 00:00:58,100 --> 00:01:00,394 of exclusionary behavior that promote 19 00:01:00,478 --> 00:01:02,313 this kind of woman-on-woman warfare. 20 00:01:02,396 --> 00:01:04,816 And that's why I will be abstaining from Greek life. 21 00:01:04,899 --> 00:01:07,235 Yeah, absolutely. Preach. I'm totally on the same page. 22 00:01:07,318 --> 00:01:09,070 - Did you get an envelope? - No, I did not. 23 00:01:09,153 --> 00:01:10,029 Me neither. 24 00:01:17,703 --> 00:01:19,747 Hey, can I give you some unsolicited feedback 25 00:01:19,831 --> 00:01:21,290 on what you're wearing? 26 00:01:21,374 --> 00:01:23,167 Oh, my God, of course. I love when people do that. 27 00:01:23,251 --> 00:01:26,671 It's just Kappa is the most exclusive sorority on campus. 28 00:01:26,754 --> 00:01:29,215 And this rush brunch is your first opportunity 29 00:01:29,298 --> 00:01:30,758 to show them that you fit in. 30 00:01:30,842 --> 00:01:32,552 Okay, so what's wrong with what I'm wearing? 31 00:01:32,635 --> 00:01:33,761 It's jeans and sneakers. 32 00:01:33,845 --> 00:01:35,221 And that is such a cute outfit 33 00:01:35,304 --> 00:01:36,973 for, like, grocery shopping. 34 00:01:37,056 --> 00:01:39,183 I'm just saying there's still time to run home and change. 35 00:01:39,267 --> 00:01:40,935 Oh, my God. Maybe you should change. 36 00:01:41,018 --> 00:01:42,395 I look good. 37 00:01:42,478 --> 00:01:44,063 You look like the perfume lady at Bloomingdale's. 38 00:01:44,146 --> 00:01:46,023 That is the meanest thing you could've said to me. 39 00:01:46,107 --> 00:01:48,359 I just-- I think you're overthinking it. 40 00:01:48,442 --> 00:01:50,403 The invite said to dress casual. 41 00:01:53,865 --> 00:01:56,576 This is what Kappa means by casual. 42 00:02:02,206 --> 00:02:04,542 Yeah, this is some "Get Out" shit right here. 43 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:08,379 ♪ Turn up heat, turn up fire ♪ 44 00:02:08,462 --> 00:02:12,383 ♪ Turn up heat, turn up fire ♪ 45 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:14,760 Hey, Mr. G, I think you need to 46 00:02:14,844 --> 00:02:18,764 chugga chugga, chugga chugga chill out. 47 00:02:21,684 --> 00:02:25,354 - That's so funny, right? - I love that catchphrase. 48 00:02:25,438 --> 00:02:27,732 Chugga chugga chill out. 49 00:02:27,815 --> 00:02:30,568 No, the sketch is about how catchphrases are lame. 50 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:32,194 No one would actually laugh at someone saying 51 00:02:32,278 --> 00:02:35,615 chugga chugga chill out. 52 00:02:36,532 --> 00:02:39,452 Forget it. Look, this guy, Danny Marawitz, 53 00:02:39,535 --> 00:02:42,246 he's a comedy legend. He's also a "Catullan" alum, 54 00:02:42,330 --> 00:02:44,123 and he's going to be at this big alumni dinner 55 00:02:44,206 --> 00:02:45,124 they're throwing tonight. 56 00:02:45,207 --> 00:02:46,667 I want to chat him up 57 00:02:46,751 --> 00:02:48,461 and convince him to be my mentor. 58 00:02:48,544 --> 00:02:51,005 Oh, Bela, I'm sure he'd love to be your mentor. 59 00:02:51,088 --> 00:02:52,423 You're the funniest person I know. 60 00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:54,091 It's like I live with Bugs Bunny. 61 00:02:54,175 --> 00:02:56,344 I know you mean that as a compliment, so thank you. 62 00:02:56,427 --> 00:02:57,970 Hey, wait, actually, do you want to 63 00:02:58,054 --> 00:03:00,932 - come with me as my plus one? - Uh, yeah. I'd love to. 64 00:03:01,015 --> 00:03:02,308 Okay, cool. 65 00:03:02,391 --> 00:03:03,851 So if people like this Danny guy are going, 66 00:03:03,935 --> 00:03:05,519 it's probably going to be pretty fancy, right? 67 00:03:05,603 --> 00:03:09,440 - Fancy as shit. - Oh, so like pantyhose fancy. 68 00:03:09,523 --> 00:03:12,026 Kimberly, nothing is ever pantyhose fancy. 69 00:03:12,109 --> 00:03:14,946 Okay, well, I only brought one dress with me to college. 70 00:03:15,029 --> 00:03:17,073 I'm sure it's fine. Is it black? 71 00:03:18,574 --> 00:03:19,992 It's mustard. 72 00:03:21,243 --> 00:03:22,662 Maybe we just go shopping. 73 00:03:22,745 --> 00:03:25,331 ♪ Way too cool ♪ 74 00:03:25,414 --> 00:03:28,084 Okay, fresh rosemary sprig in my drink. 75 00:03:28,167 --> 00:03:29,502 I can get on board with this. 76 00:03:29,585 --> 00:03:30,836 See? Kappa's living up to the hype. 77 00:03:30,920 --> 00:03:32,797 Oh, do you see that blonde girl? 78 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:34,674 That's super creative. 79 00:03:34,757 --> 00:03:36,467 There's like 15 blonde girls over there. 80 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:38,260 Okay, first off, half of them are bronde. 81 00:03:38,344 --> 00:03:40,805 No, I am talking about that one right there, Quinn Cannon. 82 00:03:40,888 --> 00:03:42,390 She went to Spence. She was like three years 83 00:03:42,473 --> 00:03:44,892 above me, and now she's president of Kappa 84 00:03:44,976 --> 00:03:47,311 and queen of the entire Essex social scene. 85 00:03:47,395 --> 00:03:50,356 Quinn Cannon is exactly who I want to be in three years. 86 00:03:50,439 --> 00:03:53,067 Okay, I am going to go mingle. Are you good on your own? 87 00:03:53,150 --> 00:03:55,361 - I most definitely am not. - You'll be fine. 88 00:03:55,444 --> 00:03:57,029 All right, I can text you details 89 00:03:57,113 --> 00:03:58,739 about who you're talking to, if you need. 90 00:03:58,823 --> 00:04:00,574 I've done extensive research on every single girl here. 91 00:04:00,658 --> 00:04:01,993 And if you need any help, 92 00:04:02,076 --> 00:04:03,911 just start talking about celery juice. 93 00:04:03,995 --> 00:04:08,040 ♪ Baby I am low like everywhere I go I will ♪ 94 00:04:08,124 --> 00:04:10,960 Hey, you're Maura, right? 95 00:04:11,502 --> 00:04:15,339 Yeah. You must be Nico's sister, Leighton. 96 00:04:15,423 --> 00:04:16,590 How you liking Essex? 97 00:04:16,674 --> 00:04:18,426 I've been busy balancing schoolwork 98 00:04:18,509 --> 00:04:20,261 and extracurriculars and finding ways 99 00:04:20,344 --> 00:04:22,138 to apply the knowledge I gained last summer 100 00:04:22,221 --> 00:04:24,932 while interning for Dahlia Lithwick at Slate. 101 00:04:25,016 --> 00:04:26,642 Wow. 102 00:04:26,726 --> 00:04:28,894 I feel like I'm interviewing you for a job. 103 00:04:28,978 --> 00:04:32,273 - Did you rehearse this? - No. 104 00:04:33,399 --> 00:04:35,234 Wait, your name is Ashley, too? 105 00:04:35,317 --> 00:04:36,527 I just met an Ashley. 106 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:39,405 Yeah, but I spell it A-S-H-L-E-E. 107 00:04:39,488 --> 00:04:42,700 I know. What were my parents smoking? 108 00:04:44,827 --> 00:04:46,370 Allie VanLandingham. 109 00:04:46,454 --> 00:04:48,914 You were the senior social chair at Choate, right? 110 00:04:48,998 --> 00:04:51,125 Um, yeah. How did you know that? 111 00:04:51,208 --> 00:04:53,002 I mean there's only three Choate Kappas. 112 00:04:53,085 --> 00:04:55,755 You, Madison, and Sheridan. It's all on the website. 113 00:04:55,838 --> 00:04:57,465 Stalker much? 114 00:04:57,548 --> 00:05:00,342 It--it's public information. 115 00:05:00,426 --> 00:05:04,263 Yeah, but I spell it A-S-H-L-E-I-G-H. 116 00:05:04,346 --> 00:05:06,682 A-S-H-L-E-Y-E. 117 00:05:06,766 --> 00:05:10,978 I spell it A-S-H-L-I-E. 118 00:05:11,062 --> 00:05:12,730 Do you like celery juice? 119 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:14,273 I have it every single morning. 120 00:05:14,356 --> 00:05:16,233 Oh, my God. 121 00:05:16,317 --> 00:05:19,153 Kappa girls are we and everywhere we are. 122 00:05:19,236 --> 00:05:22,156 We wear the sacred letters, K-B-R. 123 00:05:22,239 --> 00:05:24,617 Go, Kappa Beta Rho! 124 00:05:24,700 --> 00:05:27,119 Oh, my God, there's such good stuff in the Kappa hashtag. 125 00:05:27,203 --> 00:05:28,537 - Mm. - Would it be crazy 126 00:05:28,621 --> 00:05:31,457 - if we made one together? - Uh-- 127 00:05:31,540 --> 00:05:33,000 Hey, sorry. I got to go. 128 00:05:33,084 --> 00:05:35,002 Yeah, no, of course. I'll see--I'll see you later. 129 00:05:38,005 --> 00:05:39,965 Your sneakers are so cool. 130 00:05:40,049 --> 00:05:42,093 And you actually play a varsity sport? 131 00:05:42,176 --> 00:05:43,344 That's so impressive. 132 00:05:43,427 --> 00:05:44,804 Whitney, what's your phone number? 133 00:05:44,887 --> 00:05:46,931 We want to add you to our Kappa memes chain. 134 00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:50,309 This has been so great, but I have a team bus to catch. 135 00:05:50,392 --> 00:05:53,062 It was nice meeting you, and I look forward to 136 00:05:53,145 --> 00:05:55,523 seeing you all on "Selling Sunset" one day. 137 00:05:55,606 --> 00:05:57,066 She's so fun. 138 00:05:57,149 --> 00:05:58,442 ♪ You only wish you could be ♪ 139 00:05:58,526 --> 00:05:59,944 Oh, this one's so pretty. 140 00:06:00,027 --> 00:06:02,780 This looks like something Shania Twain would wear. 141 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:04,824 Kimberly, no. Please let me fix you. 142 00:06:04,907 --> 00:06:06,534 - I'm trying so hard. - Okay. 143 00:06:06,617 --> 00:06:08,994 So, have you met up with hot-ass Nico 144 00:06:09,078 --> 00:06:10,579 for any more French lessons yet? 145 00:06:10,663 --> 00:06:12,873 No. Not since he bailed on me last time. 146 00:06:12,957 --> 00:06:14,250 I'm not sure it'll be an ongoing thing. 147 00:06:14,333 --> 00:06:15,668 But did you text him? 148 00:06:15,751 --> 00:06:17,378 It's fine. I don't want to bother him. 149 00:06:18,462 --> 00:06:21,132 Wait, wait, wait, wait. This is the dress. 150 00:06:21,215 --> 00:06:22,591 Fire emoji. 151 00:06:22,675 --> 00:06:24,677 Head exploding emoji. Tongue hanging out emoji. 152 00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:27,054 - You got to try this one out. - This is beautiful. 153 00:06:27,138 --> 00:06:29,974 Oh, it's way too expensive. 154 00:06:30,057 --> 00:06:31,600 Kimberly, if you don't wrap your beautiful body 155 00:06:31,684 --> 00:06:33,227 in this dress, it will be a slap in the face 156 00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:35,354 - of hot feminists everywhere. - I can't afford this. 157 00:06:35,437 --> 00:06:36,856 This will use up way too much 158 00:06:36,939 --> 00:06:38,566 of my "for emergencies only" credit card. 159 00:06:38,649 --> 00:06:41,902 So, just leave the tags on and return it tomorrow. 160 00:06:44,446 --> 00:06:45,531 ♪ I got style ♪ 161 00:06:45,614 --> 00:06:48,367 ♪ Hey, hey, hey yeah ♪ 162 00:06:48,450 --> 00:06:52,121 ♪ I got my estimate hey, hey, hey yeah ♪ 163 00:06:52,204 --> 00:06:53,998 Look at my big tits. 164 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:57,209 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, yeah ♪ 165 00:06:57,293 --> 00:06:59,170 Hey, over here. 166 00:06:59,253 --> 00:07:00,171 Hey. 167 00:07:03,632 --> 00:07:04,884 Hey, my God. 168 00:07:04,967 --> 00:07:06,719 I am so excited to get out of town with you. 169 00:07:06,802 --> 00:07:08,804 Me too. I kind of love hotels. 170 00:07:08,888 --> 00:07:10,472 Aw, that's so cute but you're not going to 171 00:07:10,556 --> 00:07:11,807 like this one. It's pretty gross. 172 00:07:11,891 --> 00:07:13,392 Well, I'm sure you'll like it more than 173 00:07:13,475 --> 00:07:15,144 crashing on your couch for another night. 174 00:07:15,227 --> 00:07:17,229 It's got to be so weird for you being around Michelle 175 00:07:17,313 --> 00:07:18,689 since you told her you're leaving her. 176 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:20,232 Let's not think about that right now. 177 00:07:20,316 --> 00:07:21,984 Let's just think about all the hot hotel sex 178 00:07:22,067 --> 00:07:24,361 - we'll be having tonight. - Mm. 179 00:07:26,071 --> 00:07:28,574 Okay, okay. Bus is ready. We got to go. 180 00:07:28,657 --> 00:07:30,492 And hide your boner. Damn, bro. 181 00:07:31,243 --> 00:07:32,536 Wait, let me carry your bag in front of it. 182 00:07:32,620 --> 00:07:34,288 Just tuck it up behind your belt. 183 00:07:36,165 --> 00:07:37,541 Come on. 184 00:07:37,625 --> 00:07:41,295 All right, everybody. Let's get on the bus. 185 00:07:41,378 --> 00:07:45,925 ♪ Keep me unavailable keep me unavailable ♪ 186 00:07:46,008 --> 00:07:47,593 ♪ More than I can tell your friends ♪ 187 00:07:47,676 --> 00:07:49,094 Leighton Murray. 188 00:07:49,178 --> 00:07:51,430 Were you leaving without even saying hi to me? 189 00:07:51,513 --> 00:07:52,848 Oh, yeah, sorry. I just-- 190 00:07:52,932 --> 00:07:55,059 Well, I knew you were really busy and I-- 191 00:07:55,142 --> 00:07:57,019 I was really vibing with the other girls. So-- 192 00:07:57,102 --> 00:07:58,604 Yeah, I saw. 193 00:07:58,687 --> 00:08:01,106 Look, everyone here is equally obsessed with Kappa. 194 00:08:01,190 --> 00:08:02,399 They're just better at hiding it. 195 00:08:02,483 --> 00:08:04,610 Let's go inside and get a drink. 196 00:08:04,693 --> 00:08:07,947 So, you might major in math? Wow. 197 00:08:08,030 --> 00:08:10,532 - I know it's lame. - No, it's refreshing. 198 00:08:10,616 --> 00:08:12,826 If I had to talk to another fucking marketing major, 199 00:08:12,910 --> 00:08:14,954 I was going to rip my ears off. 200 00:08:15,037 --> 00:08:16,664 Hey, do you Cory in Theta? 201 00:08:16,747 --> 00:08:20,042 Uh, yeah. Nico got Covid from him. Why? 202 00:08:20,125 --> 00:08:21,835 Well, according to my boyfriend, 203 00:08:21,919 --> 00:08:23,963 he has a huge crush on you. 204 00:08:24,046 --> 00:08:27,508 - Yes, I have heard that. - Would you be into him? 205 00:08:27,591 --> 00:08:29,843 Yeah, no, 100%. He's--he's so cute. 206 00:08:29,927 --> 00:08:31,178 I knew it. 207 00:08:31,262 --> 00:08:33,430 I'm texting him right now that you like him. 208 00:08:33,514 --> 00:08:35,307 ♪ I love it, I love it ♪ 209 00:08:35,391 --> 00:08:38,143 ♪ I can feel it in my heart ♪ 210 00:08:38,227 --> 00:08:39,603 ♪ I love it, I love it ♪ 211 00:08:39,687 --> 00:08:41,605 ♪ Talk to me, talk to me ♪ 212 00:08:41,689 --> 00:08:43,941 ♪ I am here. I love it, I love it ♪ 213 00:08:43,824 --> 00:08:44,920 ♪ Ready for your love ♪ 214 00:08:44,921 --> 00:08:45,693 What's up? 215 00:08:45,776 --> 00:08:47,319 Once we get to the hotel you're gonna want to eat 216 00:08:47,403 --> 00:08:48,737 some crackers or something, 217 00:08:48,821 --> 00:08:50,155 'cause the team's going out hard tonight. 218 00:08:50,239 --> 00:08:51,740 But don't we have a game tomorrow? 219 00:08:51,824 --> 00:08:54,827 It's fine. The team we're playing is awful. 220 00:08:54,910 --> 00:08:56,370 I'm telling you, 221 00:08:56,453 --> 00:08:59,039 tonight's the best team bonding night of the year. 222 00:08:59,123 --> 00:09:00,666 You're gonna love it. 223 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:03,127 All right, ladies. I need to speak with you. 224 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:05,504 - So, all eyes on me. - Way ahead of you, handsome. 225 00:09:07,381 --> 00:09:08,841 Coach Woods and I know that there was a lot 226 00:09:08,924 --> 00:09:10,801 of sneaking out last year after curfew. 227 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:12,177 And I just want to make it clear that 228 00:09:12,261 --> 00:09:13,637 that's not gonna happen again, okay? 229 00:09:13,721 --> 00:09:15,514 - I have a question. - Okay, what is it? 230 00:09:15,597 --> 00:09:18,517 How'd you get so fine? 231 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:19,810 Okay, I get it. 232 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:21,353 There's some weird jokes among you girls 233 00:09:21,437 --> 00:09:23,689 that I'm, like, attractive or whatever, 234 00:09:23,772 --> 00:09:28,152 but I am your coach, and I deserve respect. Okay? 235 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:29,528 All right, so when we get to the hotel-- 236 00:09:29,611 --> 00:09:31,030 Take your shirt off! 237 00:09:31,113 --> 00:09:32,698 No, I'm not going to take my shirt off. 238 00:09:32,781 --> 00:09:34,867 And you can't talk to me like that, okay? 239 00:09:34,950 --> 00:09:37,870 - Okay, Daddy. - No, do not call me Daddy. 240 00:09:37,953 --> 00:09:40,205 I'm not your sexy Daddy. 241 00:09:40,289 --> 00:09:42,916 - Put me to bed, Daddy. - Oh, come on. 242 00:09:46,462 --> 00:09:48,922 ♪ Movin' I can see that ♪ 243 00:09:49,006 --> 00:09:50,591 ♪ I can see that ♪ 244 00:09:50,674 --> 00:09:52,217 Oh, man. So many "Catullan" alums showed up. 245 00:09:52,301 --> 00:09:54,136 Oh, my gosh there's a helium balloon arch. 246 00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:55,429 I've always wanted to walk under one. 247 00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:57,181 - Me too. - Can you take a picture 248 00:09:57,264 --> 00:09:58,891 - of me with it? - Yeah, sure. 249 00:09:58,974 --> 00:10:02,061 ♪ Movin' I can't see it ♪ 250 00:10:02,144 --> 00:10:04,229 Yes, girl. Yes. 251 00:10:04,313 --> 00:10:07,232 So hot. Oh, my God, you look so fucking hot. 252 00:10:20,871 --> 00:10:23,415 Hey, uh, so that's Ryan, the nice editor. 253 00:10:23,499 --> 00:10:25,417 And that's Eric, the mean editor. 254 00:10:25,501 --> 00:10:27,336 Oh, and that's Peter Cook, class of '84. 255 00:10:27,419 --> 00:10:28,962 He wrote like all of Greg's funny lines 256 00:10:29,046 --> 00:10:30,631 on "Dharma and Greg," just in case you talk to him 257 00:10:30,714 --> 00:10:33,092 - and that comes up. - He's good at Greg, got it. 258 00:10:33,175 --> 00:10:35,386 Oh, hey, isn't that the chugga chugga guy? 259 00:10:35,469 --> 00:10:36,720 Yeah. 260 00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:39,932 Hey, do you mind mingling with the other plus ones for a bit? 261 00:10:40,015 --> 00:10:41,642 I'm going to go talk to him 262 00:10:41,725 --> 00:10:43,310 and I don't want you watching as I make love to his ego. 263 00:10:43,394 --> 00:10:44,728 Of course, don't worry about me. 264 00:10:44,812 --> 00:10:46,980 I'm gonna hobnob like it's my hob job. 265 00:10:47,064 --> 00:10:49,900 - Yeah, please don't. - I won't try to be funny. 266 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,193 I'll just, like, talk to old ladies 267 00:10:51,276 --> 00:10:52,778 about recent "Jeopardy!" episodes. 268 00:10:52,861 --> 00:10:54,279 Perfect. Okay. 269 00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:00,577 Oh, thank you. 270 00:11:05,958 --> 00:11:09,169 Lila, Canaan. Hey, how are you guys? 271 00:11:09,253 --> 00:11:12,005 - Uh, Kimberly? - How cool is this? 272 00:11:12,089 --> 00:11:13,674 Have you guys seen the seafood tower? 273 00:11:13,757 --> 00:11:18,470 - It has three tiers. - Wait, so you're a guest here? 274 00:11:18,554 --> 00:11:21,140 - And we're, like, serving you? - Yeah, that's weird. 275 00:11:21,223 --> 00:11:23,642 Oh, no, no. I'm barely a guest. 276 00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:25,060 I'm my roommate's plus one, 277 00:11:25,144 --> 00:11:26,687 and I'm just here on a technicality. 278 00:11:27,563 --> 00:11:29,064 Those look good. 279 00:11:29,148 --> 00:11:32,276 Would you like one of my coconut shrimp? 280 00:11:33,986 --> 00:11:36,196 I'm good. I just had something. 281 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:40,909 And do you want to put your little stick on my trash tray? 282 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:45,330 No. I'm going to hold on to it for a bit. 283 00:11:45,414 --> 00:11:47,666 I'm gonna take a lap. 284 00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:02,473 Excuse me, you're Danny Marawitz, right? 285 00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:04,349 - Mm-hmm. - I'm Bela Malhotra. 286 00:12:04,433 --> 00:12:06,101 I'm a "Catullan" hopeful. 287 00:12:06,185 --> 00:12:07,519 I'm jealous. 288 00:12:07,603 --> 00:12:08,979 I'm just here admiring pictures of myself 289 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,356 without a receding hairline. 290 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:12,691 Well, if it's more hair you want, 291 00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:14,359 I waxed my arms this morning. 292 00:12:14,443 --> 00:12:16,153 So there's basically an Elvis wig in my garbage can. 293 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:17,446 I'm sorry, that was gross. 294 00:12:17,529 --> 00:12:18,614 I'm just nervous to talk to you. 295 00:12:18,697 --> 00:12:20,657 That's really funny. 296 00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:24,620 - What's your name again? - Uh, Bela Malhotra. 297 00:12:24,703 --> 00:12:26,163 Well, good luck, Bela. 298 00:12:26,955 --> 00:12:30,209 Gentlemen, don't hit me up for money please. 299 00:12:40,802 --> 00:12:41,970 Leighton? 300 00:12:43,555 --> 00:12:45,516 Did you buy a chair? 301 00:12:45,599 --> 00:12:48,185 Yes. If I'm going to be here for 100 hours, 302 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:51,063 I'm not spending them on a couch that's older than I am. 303 00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:53,774 Oh, my God, you know, you can't-- 304 00:12:53,857 --> 00:12:55,609 And before you jump on my dick, 305 00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:58,320 my shift is over in ten minutes and I've done a bunch of work. 306 00:12:58,403 --> 00:13:00,572 I restocked the tampons in the bathroom. 307 00:13:00,656 --> 00:13:02,407 I restocked the tampons in the couch room. 308 00:13:02,491 --> 00:13:04,409 And I even gave a girl a pamphlet 309 00:13:04,493 --> 00:13:06,703 on the prison industrial complex. 310 00:13:06,787 --> 00:13:08,956 Okay, um, if you want to shave off some hours, 311 00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:10,415 I could really use your help tonight. 312 00:13:10,499 --> 00:13:13,377 It's a panel on the ABCs of the LGBTs. 313 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:16,255 - You'll hate it. - Yeah, I can't. 314 00:13:16,338 --> 00:13:18,632 I have a--I have a thing. 315 00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:21,468 - A date? - Yes. 316 00:13:21,552 --> 00:13:24,596 Ooh, this'll be so much fun. Okay, let me guess your type. 317 00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:27,599 His name, Gareth. His dad, the "Monopoly" man. 318 00:13:27,683 --> 00:13:29,768 And his hobbies, they include sailing 319 00:13:29,851 --> 00:13:31,603 and benefiting from generational wealth? 320 00:13:31,687 --> 00:13:33,605 You forgot belittling waiters, but yes. 321 00:13:33,689 --> 00:13:35,023 Otherwise, that's about right. 322 00:13:35,107 --> 00:13:36,775 Well, that sounds like my personal nightmare. 323 00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:38,652 - Mm. - Condoms on your way out 324 00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:40,654 - if you want them. - Yeah, no thank you. 325 00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:42,322 I do not hook up on the first date. 326 00:13:42,406 --> 00:13:44,491 Whatever you say. 327 00:13:50,539 --> 00:13:52,416 - Hey. - Hey. 328 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:54,376 I know I was being weird before, 329 00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:57,254 but that was because of something else. 330 00:13:57,337 --> 00:14:00,173 - And I'd love a Sprite, please. - Okay, sure. 331 00:14:00,257 --> 00:14:01,967 One Sprite. 332 00:14:04,386 --> 00:14:05,971 What are you doing? 333 00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:07,306 Oh, sorry. Is that not enough? 334 00:14:07,389 --> 00:14:08,557 Fine, here. 335 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,017 What the hell is wrong with you? 336 00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:11,226 It's a Sprite. 337 00:14:11,310 --> 00:14:13,061 I'm sorry. I don't know what to do. 338 00:14:13,145 --> 00:14:15,063 Don't worry about it. Keep your money. 339 00:14:15,147 --> 00:14:18,150 No one else here is tipping anyway, so... 340 00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:19,901 Hold on, I have an idea. 341 00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:23,989 Wow, a bartender on full scholarship, 342 00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:26,658 and he makes a mean martini! 343 00:14:26,742 --> 00:14:29,202 Here is a 20. 344 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,830 - What the hell? - When people know 345 00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:34,166 we're on financial aid, they tip more. 346 00:14:34,249 --> 00:14:36,001 Okay, I get that you're trying to help, 347 00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:37,628 but there's no way that's going to work, so-- 348 00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:39,755 - I'll take a martini. - Hmm. 349 00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:43,925 Coming right up. 350 00:14:44,009 --> 00:14:47,846 And Kappa's basically Theta's sister sorority, so-- 351 00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:49,681 You know, it would be great if Nico and me-- 352 00:14:49,765 --> 00:14:50,766 Yeah. 353 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:53,894 I'm sorry, am I boring you? 354 00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:59,399 Hey, I got to ask you, what is this? 355 00:14:59,483 --> 00:15:01,068 What do you mean? 356 00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:03,362 When I saw you this summer, and then with your brother 357 00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:06,365 a couple weeks ago, you know, you kind of seemed into me. 358 00:15:06,448 --> 00:15:08,158 And then, I don't know, whenever 359 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,868 I'd try to hit you up, you ghost me. 360 00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:12,245 And then all of a sudden you want to go to dinner? 361 00:15:12,329 --> 00:15:14,331 Something just kind of seems off with you. 362 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,750 I--I just got to school like a month ago. 363 00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:18,877 I'm sorry I don't hit you up to dry hump me every night. 364 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:21,546 Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's not what I meant at all. 365 00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:24,675 No, I know. I'm sorry. I just--I'm sorry. 366 00:15:27,886 --> 00:15:30,722 Look, Cory, I really like you. 367 00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:34,601 Do you, Leighton? 'Cause sometimes I think-- 368 00:15:44,069 --> 00:15:45,529 Should we go back to your place? 369 00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:47,030 I could talk about Kappa some more. 370 00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:51,243 I would love that. 371 00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:52,494 It was great chatting with you, too. 372 00:15:52,577 --> 00:15:53,578 - You as well. - Thank you. 373 00:15:53,662 --> 00:15:55,080 My pleasure. 374 00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:57,749 Dude, I am networking my hot little ass off. 375 00:15:59,376 --> 00:16:01,753 Excuse me? Can I have your attention please? 376 00:16:01,837 --> 00:16:03,338 Oh, that's Danny. 377 00:16:03,422 --> 00:16:05,841 I am gonna get in his eyeline and laugh really hard. 378 00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:11,096 Uh, my time at "The Catullan" changed my life. 379 00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:13,765 And I've spent the last 20 years trying to change it back. 380 00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:17,185 But seriously, there is no better place 381 00:16:17,269 --> 00:16:18,437 to launch a comedy career. 382 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:20,021 With the skills you'll learn here 383 00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:21,565 and the connections you'll make, 384 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,775 soon you'll be working in writer's rooms with 385 00:16:23,859 --> 00:16:26,528 other funny guys and their marginally funny girlfriends 386 00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:29,072 they've hired through nepotism. 387 00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:31,116 But jokes aside, 388 00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:34,745 I think it's great that there are some female writers now. 389 00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:36,621 Like this girl right here. 390 00:16:36,705 --> 00:16:38,290 I had the chance to chat with her earlier, 391 00:16:38,373 --> 00:16:40,459 and I honestly think that people like her 392 00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:43,295 are the future of comedy. 393 00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:45,464 A young Indian woman? 394 00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:46,798 Soon she'll be the only one of us 395 00:16:46,882 --> 00:16:48,300 who can sell a television show. 396 00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:50,761 Let me guess, about a quirky ethnic woman 397 00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:53,096 trying to balance her love life and her career. 398 00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:54,806 Yeah, that's compelling. 399 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,522 - Hey, hey. - You want? Oh, shoot. 400 00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:06,151 Wait, wait you need one. You need one. 401 00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:07,068 Go, go. 402 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:11,990 Okay, okay, where are we going? 403 00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:13,325 A mini-golf course that shares 404 00:17:13,408 --> 00:17:15,160 a parking lot with a McDonald's. 405 00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:17,788 God damn, that sounds amazing. 406 00:17:22,751 --> 00:17:25,337 Okay. Thank you. 407 00:17:33,136 --> 00:17:35,096 - Hump that dino. - Yo, babe. 408 00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:36,640 - Yeah, baby. - Yeah, I got it. 409 00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:40,185 This is 1000% going on my Tinder profile. 410 00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:41,520 Okay, look. 411 00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:42,729 - Okay, it's lit. - Uh-huh. 412 00:17:42,813 --> 00:17:44,356 - Okay, all right. - Thank you. 413 00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:47,192 - What was that? - What? Nothing. 414 00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:49,903 Oh, shit. 415 00:17:51,488 --> 00:17:53,573 You're hooking up with Coach Dalton. 416 00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:01,039 He may have hilarious catchphrases, 417 00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:02,582 but that guy was such a jerk. 418 00:18:02,666 --> 00:18:04,918 I really hated everything he said. 419 00:18:05,794 --> 00:18:07,754 Hey, thanks for being a good sport. 420 00:18:07,838 --> 00:18:09,381 Anything for the laugh, right? 421 00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:12,384 You're an asshole. 422 00:18:12,467 --> 00:18:15,637 Easy, honey. Don't get upset. 423 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,180 I promise you, it's not a good look. 424 00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:18,473 I used to look up to you, 425 00:18:18,557 --> 00:18:19,975 but now I don't even remember why. 426 00:18:20,058 --> 00:18:21,893 You haven't worked in, like, ten years 427 00:18:21,977 --> 00:18:23,395 and you know why? 428 00:18:23,478 --> 00:18:24,896 Because you're not funny anymore. 429 00:18:24,980 --> 00:18:27,440 You're like toxic podcast funny, at best. 430 00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:30,610 So, chugga chugga, chugga chugga eat shit. 431 00:18:33,154 --> 00:18:34,781 You can forget about my donation check. 432 00:18:34,865 --> 00:18:38,076 Wait, w--what are you--wait. Hey, Danny, wait. 433 00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:40,579 I think it's crazy you haven't worked in ten years. 434 00:18:40,662 --> 00:18:43,707 You don't need his money anyway, right? 435 00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:50,297 I have so many questions. 436 00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:51,590 When did this start? 437 00:18:51,673 --> 00:18:53,091 Is he as good at sex as he looks? 438 00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:54,801 And bitch are you crazy? Answer the sex one first. 439 00:18:54,885 --> 00:18:56,553 I know. I know it's insane. Okay? 440 00:18:56,636 --> 00:19:00,098 But I can't help myself. I--I think I, like, love him. 441 00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:01,850 - You love him? - Willow. 442 00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:03,935 Please keep your voice down. Okay, no one can find out. 443 00:19:04,019 --> 00:19:05,812 This whole team is full of secrets, 444 00:19:05,896 --> 00:19:07,105 and I never share them. 445 00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:08,899 Last spring, Jena ran over a dog. 446 00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:11,192 You just shared one. Willow, please. 447 00:19:11,276 --> 00:19:12,861 Okay, this could ruin Dalton's career. 448 00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:14,196 And with my mom being a senator, 449 00:19:14,279 --> 00:19:15,530 it would be this whole big thing. 450 00:19:15,614 --> 00:19:16,948 Okay, you really can't say anything. 451 00:19:17,032 --> 00:19:19,284 - Say anything about what? - Hey, Jena. 452 00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:21,536 Uh, Willow and I are actually in the middle 453 00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:23,413 of an important, private conversation. 454 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,206 - About what? - News and current events. 455 00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:26,875 What the fuck do you care? Go ahead, go. 456 00:19:26,958 --> 00:19:28,376 Okay, chill. Geez. 457 00:19:29,961 --> 00:19:31,379 Can we just get out of here? 458 00:19:31,463 --> 00:19:33,048 Can we stop at the McDonalds on the way home? 459 00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:34,257 - Yes. - All right. 460 00:19:36,551 --> 00:19:38,803 Well, they're definitely fucking. 461 00:19:38,887 --> 00:19:41,640 ♪ I'm a little late ♪ 462 00:19:41,723 --> 00:19:44,142 ♪ Ah ah ♪ 463 00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:47,228 ♪ Get you water for the wait ♪ 464 00:19:47,312 --> 00:19:50,023 ♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪ 465 00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:51,858 ♪ Doubling the pace...♪ 466 00:19:51,942 --> 00:19:53,485 You down? 467 00:19:53,568 --> 00:19:54,945 Yeah, I'm fine. 468 00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:56,571 ♪ I skinny-dipped and did it ♪ 469 00:19:56,655 --> 00:19:57,864 ♪ I should've known better ♪ 470 00:19:57,948 --> 00:19:59,658 ♪ But I didn't overthink it ♪ 471 00:19:59,741 --> 00:20:01,576 ♪ And I probably would've floated but I sank it ♪ 472 00:20:01,660 --> 00:20:03,453 ♪ Took a dive in the deep end ♪ 473 00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,205 ♪ Forgot to move ♪ 474 00:20:05,288 --> 00:20:08,041 ♪ Swam with the fish till my kiss turned blue ♪ 475 00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:10,794 ♪ I aired out my sheets 'cause they smell like you ♪ 476 00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:12,963 ♪ I cleaned out the salt in my wounds ♪ 477 00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:15,715 ♪ And I'm a little late ♪ 478 00:20:15,799 --> 00:20:18,343 ♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪ 479 00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:22,305 ♪ Get you water for the wait ♪ 480 00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:25,517 Bela, I--I really think you overreacted. 481 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:26,851 Danny can't be sexist. 482 00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:28,770 He only hires female assistants. 483 00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:30,730 She's right. I told him my name, 484 00:20:30,814 --> 00:20:32,607 and he said he'd just call me Ali Wong. 485 00:20:32,691 --> 00:20:34,025 He's rude, 486 00:20:34,109 --> 00:20:36,444 and I'm glad Bela said something. 487 00:20:38,863 --> 00:20:39,948 It'll be okay. 488 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:44,160 - Maybe we should just go. - I'll go get our coats. 489 00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:48,790 Bela, right? The roast master herself. 490 00:20:49,624 --> 00:20:51,209 Yeah, now might not be the time. 491 00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:53,378 I overheard what you said to Danny. 492 00:20:53,461 --> 00:20:56,006 And I want to thank you. 493 00:20:57,007 --> 00:20:59,759 Danny Marawitz is and always has been a total shit. 494 00:20:59,843 --> 00:21:01,845 He and I were tapped in the same year, 495 00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:04,055 and his favorite "joke" was to call me gay. 496 00:21:04,139 --> 00:21:07,225 And I am gay, so--that sucked. 497 00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:08,727 He made "The Catullan" a living hell 498 00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:10,520 for everyone on staff for four years. 499 00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:13,231 But until tonight, I've never seen anyone go back at him. 500 00:21:14,232 --> 00:21:17,402 I'd be happy to write a check to replace his donation. 501 00:21:17,485 --> 00:21:19,237 He said he was donating 20 grand. 502 00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:22,240 I'd be happy to write a check to replace half his donation. 503 00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:24,409 Thank you so much. 504 00:21:27,746 --> 00:21:28,913 Thanks. 505 00:21:30,331 --> 00:21:31,875 Hey, Kimberly. 506 00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:35,253 We wanted to give this to you. It's all of your fake tips 507 00:21:35,336 --> 00:21:36,755 and then a cut of everything else that we made. 508 00:21:36,838 --> 00:21:38,465 What? No. I can't take that. 509 00:21:38,548 --> 00:21:41,634 We thought it was only fair and he was reluctant at first, 510 00:21:41,718 --> 00:21:43,303 but I convinced him. 511 00:21:43,386 --> 00:21:44,888 It was definitely the other way around. 512 00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:47,390 That's a lie. An impossible to prove lie. 513 00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:49,768 It's really nice of you guys but-- 514 00:21:49,851 --> 00:21:51,311 Oh, my God, just take it. 515 00:21:51,394 --> 00:21:53,229 It's like a real small percentage of what we made. 516 00:21:53,313 --> 00:21:54,773 - Very small. - We wouldn't have made 517 00:21:54,856 --> 00:21:56,733 - anything without your help. - Thanks. 518 00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:58,234 You're welcome. 519 00:21:58,318 --> 00:21:59,778 Oh, yes. Of course. 520 00:21:59,861 --> 00:22:02,655 Oh, no, no. That's not how this works. 521 00:22:02,739 --> 00:22:04,157 Help does not tip help. 522 00:22:07,077 --> 00:22:09,621 Willow, you swear you won't tell anyone? 523 00:22:09,704 --> 00:22:12,332 Whitney, I know this may be tough for you to believe, 524 00:22:12,415 --> 00:22:14,125 given all the men's hoodies I wear, 525 00:22:14,209 --> 00:22:15,960 but I was closeted once. I can keep a secret. 526 00:22:16,044 --> 00:22:17,462 Okay. 527 00:22:17,545 --> 00:22:20,590 Now, go have gross, straight sex with our coach. 528 00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:23,885 And do not wake me up when you get back. 529 00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:27,180 - Okay. Hey. - Hmm? 530 00:22:27,263 --> 00:22:28,973 You're a good friend. 531 00:22:30,767 --> 00:22:32,393 Drink water. 532 00:22:50,245 --> 00:22:52,080 ♪ This sounds kind of strange ♪ 533 00:22:52,163 --> 00:22:55,375 ♪ I thought I saw you at a party ♪ 534 00:22:55,458 --> 00:23:00,130 ♪ But I finally got close it wasn't you ♪ 535 00:23:00,213 --> 00:23:01,548 Hey. 536 00:23:01,631 --> 00:23:04,134 I'm so sorry I'm late. I feel terrible. 537 00:23:04,217 --> 00:23:06,594 We had plans and I just lost track of time. 538 00:23:06,678 --> 00:23:08,304 It's all good. 539 00:23:08,388 --> 00:23:10,682 Tonight I get to fall asleep next to you for the first time. 540 00:23:14,602 --> 00:23:16,354 Well don't fall asleep, yet. 541 00:23:16,437 --> 00:23:19,399 ♪ But you're the one I think about ♪ 542 00:23:19,482 --> 00:23:24,237 ♪ So now I don't know what the hell to do ♪ 543 00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:27,615 ♪ 'Cause I've got ♪ 544 00:23:27,699 --> 00:23:30,118 ♪ A soft spot ♪ 545 00:23:30,201 --> 00:23:32,912 ♪ I've got ♪ 546 00:23:32,996 --> 00:23:36,499 ♪ It for you ♪ 547 00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:42,589 ♪ It for you ♪ 548 00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:49,470 ♪ We used to lie in bed and talk for hours ♪ 549 00:23:49,554 --> 00:23:51,264 ♪ About everything ♪ 550 00:23:51,347 --> 00:23:56,895 ♪ And anything you said you wanted to ♪ 551 00:23:56,978 --> 00:24:00,523 ♪ Pull the covers over our short hair ♪ 552 00:24:00,607 --> 00:24:03,318 ♪ Pretend like the city wasn't there ♪ 553 00:24:03,401 --> 00:24:06,905 ♪ Like it was only just us two ♪ 554 00:24:09,574 --> 00:24:11,826 ♪ You told me that it's over now ♪ 555 00:24:11,910 --> 00:24:15,038 ♪ But I can't help that I think about ♪ 556 00:24:15,121 --> 00:24:20,084 ♪ All the things that we used to do ♪ 557 00:24:20,168 --> 00:24:22,712 ♪ 'Cause I've got ♪ 558 00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:26,299 ♪ A soft spot ♪ 559 00:24:26,382 --> 00:24:28,676 ♪ I've got ♪ 560 00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:32,388 ♪ It for you ♪ 561 00:24:34,682 --> 00:24:38,228 ♪ It for you ♪ 562 00:24:41,439 --> 00:24:43,983 ♪ I wish I left all my things ♪ 563 00:24:44,067 --> 00:24:47,320 ♪ At your place so I could come get them ♪ 564 00:24:47,403 --> 00:24:49,948 ♪ We do things we might regret ♪ 565 00:24:50,031 --> 00:24:53,117 ♪ And say that we could make exceptions ♪ 566 00:24:53,201 --> 00:24:56,120 ♪ I just can't take the rejection ♪ 567 00:24:56,204 --> 00:24:59,249 ♪ Maybe I'm just second guessing ♪ 568 00:25:01,042 --> 00:25:03,836 ♪ 'Cause I've got ♪ 569 00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:06,923 ♪ A soft spot ♪ 570 00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:09,759 ♪ I've got ♪ 571 00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:13,513 ♪ It for you ♪ 572 00:25:15,598 --> 00:25:19,227 ♪ It for you ♪ 573 00:25:21,729 --> 00:25:25,108 ♪ It for you ♪ 574 00:25:27,485 --> 00:25:30,446 ♪ It for you ♪ 575 00:25:38,579 --> 00:25:39,664 Go to bed. 42984

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