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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"Howdy, Neighbor!" ♪
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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪
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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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Spokesperson: As farmers
and cultivators of marijuana,
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we have a responsibility
to society...
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I know we all respect
the crop here,
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and we seek each day
to better understand
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the nuances and legitimacy
of its uses.
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Let's go weed! Wew!
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But we growers must face
a harsh reality --
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Since the legalization of
marijuana, communities of color,
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black and brown Coloradans,
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those most affected
by the racist war on drugs,
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have now been locked out of the
wealth creation of the industry.
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Luckily, the public is starting
to understand this unfairness --
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and many people are now talking
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of boycotting cannabis growers
who are only white owned.
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Boycotting what?
Wait... What?
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We are seeing a healthy
and dramatic spike in consumers
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who demand that their marijuana
be grown
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by those who understand
the fight for social equity.
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Ugh ahhug--
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The bottom line is this --
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a completely white owned
weed business these days...
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just isn't going to survive.
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Guys... I wanna have kind of
a tough talk with you.
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We don't really have
any black friends,
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we don't reach out
to the black community.
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Shelley you never bring
any black dudes over.
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I mean, Stan, your three
best friends are all white.
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There's only one black kid
in my whole class.
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Yes, that kid Token.
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How come you never hang out
with him?
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I do hang out with him.
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In a group maybe
but I don't recall
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just you and Token
ever doing anything.
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I've never seen Token
here at the farm
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just like the two of you guys.
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Why not?
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I...I don't know.
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Randy, stop,
we're not racists.
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We'd like to think that
wouldn't we?
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But...actions speak louder
than words, gang.
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I guess...
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I guess I just want you
to think about it.
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Uh hey Token.
Oh hey Stan.
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Uh listen, I uh...
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How're ya doin?
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Fine.
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Um... You think your family would
wanna come over for dinner?
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Out at our farm?
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It's kind of far isn't it?
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Yeah but...
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Look, Token, I think maybe you
and I should hang out more.
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What are you talking about?
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I mean we never just hang out,
you and me.
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Hey we never hang out
just you and me either, Stan!
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Shut up, Butters.
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Look, just will you please
just see
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if your family
will come over for dinner?
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It would mean a lot.
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Okay, there we go.
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That is a farm fresh hemp salad
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sourced locally here
at Tegridy!
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Alright, come on, everybody,
dig in.
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Thank you so much
for having us over.
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This is really nice.
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We've never been
to a marijuana farm before.
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Well, you know, with our boys
starting to become so close --
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We thought we better get
the families together!
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If they're friends
then we need to be friends! Huh?
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Do you mind if I post this?
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Check out our friends!
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Randy... I hope you didn't invite
us here because we're black.
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W-What are you talking about?
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It's just that
the past year or so
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a lot of people have been
inviting us over to dinner
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and then taking pictures of us
to show everyone on Instagram.
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Oh, that's so lame.
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No, we really just wanted
to get to know you guys better
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since Stan is friends
with Token.
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You know...
Just out of curiosity --
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why did you guys name him that?
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What do you mean?
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Well -- I mean, it's just
kind of an odd name, isn't it?
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Like, some people might think
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you guys naming your son that
isn't very cool.
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People have a problem
with Tolkien's name?
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Well, I mean other people
just think it's a little...
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I mean, come on, I mean, I'm --
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I'm not calling you guys racist,
but --
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why did you name your son that?
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My husband has always been
a huge fan
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of "Lord of The Rings"
and "The Hobbit."
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I wanted to name my son
after my favorite author.
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But she didn't want
to name our son J.R.R.,
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so we just named him Tolkien.
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His name is Tolkien?
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Yes, you know
his name is Tolkien.
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I thought your name was Token.
My name is Tolkien.
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Sorry, I don't think
it's that weird.
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J.R.R. Tolkien is one of
the most prolific,
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influential writers of our time.
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Holy shit,
that's what his name means?
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What did you think
his name meant?
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Would you like to see how we
grow and process our weed?
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You see,
it's all about refinement.
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Here at Tegridy,
we believe the best weed
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is untouched from the earth --
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So we distill it down
to its basic essence.
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Over there
are our clean out vats
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and up here we have
our first stage drying racks.
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Oh, real quick!
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It all takes about six days
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from the field to a jar
that we can sell.
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So... What do you think?
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It's...uh, very involved.
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Yeah. It takes a lot.
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You know --
I just had a crazy idea...
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Our boys are best friends now...
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Why don't you come work
for Tegridy?
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Randy, I have a job.
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I'm a very successful
co-executive
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of a financial consulting firm.
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Oh my gosh -- I was just saying
we could really use
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a co-executive
of financial consulting!
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Look, I...
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Would it be okay if...
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If I sent you
some of our receipts
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and you could help us
financial consult?
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That's what we do...
Sure.
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Oh, my God, this is amazing.
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Here's to the start
of something wonderful.
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Would you like some free weed?
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No.
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Hey, Stan.
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Dude... My head is reeling,
you're not gonna believe this.
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Not gonna believe what?
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Token's name isn't Token.
It's Tolkien.
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Yeah, I know it's Tolkien.
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No, no, no, no.
He's named after the guy
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who wrote "The Hobbit"
and stuff!
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Yeah, I know.
J.R.R. Tolkien.
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What did you think it was?
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You knew it was Tolkien
like the writer.
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Everyone knew it was Tolkien.
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No, no, no!
No, no, no, no!
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I distinctly remember Cartman
wearing a shirt
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where he spelled it T-o-k-e-n.
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Yeah, dude,
cuz Cartman's a fuckin' moron.
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Wha-- Hold on a second!
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Whatsup, dog.
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Dude, Cartman, did you know
that Tolkien is named
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after J.R.R. Tolkien?
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Well, yeah, I just figured.
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Then why did you spell it Token
without the "L" or the "I"?!
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J.R.R. Tolkien has an "L" in it?
That's gay.
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Who did you think Tolkien
was named after?
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Tolkien:
Stan? You out here?
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Uh, yeah,
hang on a second Tol-kien,
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just taking a shit.
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Oh, okay, sorry.
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Oh, my God...
I suck...
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This is your mornin' commute,
South Park.
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Looks like we have a bit
of slowing heading into town.
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There's like a truck
and a couple cars...
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maybe take ya
a couple minutes there.
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Also, if you're heading
out of town on the main road
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there's a -- there's, like,
a car there, too.
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What the fuck?
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Now let's look at the weather.
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Weather's looking like
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we're gonna have a little bit
of snow.
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And the, uh -- the --
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What the hell
are you doing?
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Taking shit tons
of Tegridy orders.
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Sales are going nuts
right now.
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No -- why is my face
on a billboard?!
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Because we work together.
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You said you just needed someone
to help with accounting!
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Yes, but then --
you got promoted!
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I was gonna surprise you.
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Don't you see how lucrative
this can be?
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I mean, we make a pretty damn
good team in the weed business.
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I mean,
we are Ben and Jerry --
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We're Ben and Jerry.
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You're Jerry, and I'm Ben.
I thought I was Jerry.
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No, you're a towel.
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Oh, that's even better.
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I told you before
that I'm not interested
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in the marijuana business.
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I don't believe in drinking
or doing drugs.
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Doing dru--
Do you remember
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when Bilbo first set out
with the dwarves to fight Smaug.
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What's the first thing
they all did?
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They partied their asses off.
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♪ Chip the glasses,
click the plates ♪
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♪ That's what Bilbo Baggins
hates ♪
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And then they certainly had an
adventure together, didn't they?
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Filled with...
lucrative treasure.
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You really think we could make
a lot of money together?
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Ben and Jerry, my man.
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Ben and fuckin' Jerry.
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Hey-hey!
Stan the man!
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How ya doing, buddy?
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Okay, I guess...
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The nurse said you came here
by yourself. No parents?
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I... kinda wanted to talk about
something in private.
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Oh, okay, pal...
What is it?
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I think...
I might be horribly racist.
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Well, kiddo...
You don't normally go
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to a doctor's office
for feeling racist,
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but tell me what happened.
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So...there's this kid
at my school and...he's black.
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And his parents named him
after the guy
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that wrote "Lord of the Rings."
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Uh-huh, Tolkien.
Great name.
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Yeah...well I-I thought
his name was Token.
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Like -- Like a black kid
that's just there
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so that...like...
there's a black kid.
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Uh huh....and how long
have you thought that?
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The whole time!
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I've thought that
the whole time.
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Wow...
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Fuck you.
Huh?
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You really thought
a couple of black people
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had a child
and named him Token?
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Why would anyone
name a black kid Token?
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You're a piece of shit.
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No, I was just try--
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You were just going along
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with the dominant culture
of the white paradigm,
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that's what you were just --
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Get out of my office,
you make me sick!
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I'm sorry!
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I don't know what's wrong
with some people.
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I wonder if anyone else thought
that this kid's name was Token?
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Hmm? Anybody?
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Anyone else just assume
his name was Token?
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Because that's disgusting,
and you are the problem.
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Doctor?
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I thought I told you
to get out of my office
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00:11:16,884 --> 00:11:18,552
because you seriously
make me sick --
250
00:11:18,636 --> 00:11:20,471
I'm gonna shit my fucking pants
right now.
251
00:11:20,471 --> 00:11:22,431
Doctor, please,
I don't want to be like this!
252
00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:24,392
I'll do anything,
just tell me what to do.
253
00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:25,726
Oh, you wanna change?
254
00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:28,771
Then I suggest you start
doing a lot of reading.
255
00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:30,731
Okay.
What should I read?
256
00:11:30,815 --> 00:11:33,275
And I suggest
that when you're reading --
257
00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:36,695
you do it from the perspective
of a black person!
258
00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:51,669
Strong black voice:
The knight Pigwiggen rides
on a frisky earwig,
259
00:11:51,669 --> 00:11:55,589
and sends his love, Queen Mab,
a bracelet of emmets' eyes,
260
00:11:55,673 --> 00:11:56,799
making an assignation...
261
00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:59,844
Old Tom Bombadil
was a merry fellow.
262
00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:03,889
Bright blue his jacket was,
and his boots was yellow...
263
00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:06,183
It is told
that in their beginning,
264
00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:09,186
the dwarves was made by Aule
265
00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:11,355
in the darkness
of Middle-Earth.
266
00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:24,160
♪ Black puppy and white puppy ♪
267
00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:28,038
♪ Play together
in the backyard ♪
268
00:12:28,122 --> 00:12:29,957
♪ Why can't we? ♪
269
00:12:29,957 --> 00:12:34,044
♪ Getting rough
with a brand new chew toy ♪
270
00:12:34,128 --> 00:12:35,629
♪ Oh, boy ♪
271
00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:38,716
♪ Let's all get along ♪
272
00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:48,642
♪ We all know that puppies
are the same wherever you go ♪
273
00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:51,520
♪ There are good puppies... ♪
♪ Mm-hmm ♪
274
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,647
♪ ...and bad puppies ♪
275
00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:56,901
♪ When one of them
chews a shoe... ♪
276
00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:58,569
As the owners
of Tegridy farms,
277
00:12:58,569 --> 00:13:00,529
you are accused of plagiarizing
a song
278
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,072
for your marijuana company.
279
00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:02,907
How do you plead?
280
00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:04,366
Not guilty, your honor.
281
00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:06,452
The complaint says
that you asked for the rights
282
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:07,703
to the song "Ebony and Ivory,"
283
00:13:07,703 --> 00:13:09,580
but when you were turned down
by Paul McCartney,
284
00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:11,165
you copied the song
into something similar.
285
00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:12,708
Not true, your honor.
286
00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:15,461
I've never even heard
Paul McCartney's version.
287
00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:18,547
"Black Puppy White Puppy"
is a song I wrote by myself
288
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,633
on my piano keyboard.
289
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:23,385
♪ Black puppy, white puppy ♪
290
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:25,763
♪ Playing in the back yard,
why can't we? ♪
291
00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:29,808
♪ Black puppy, white puppy,
playing in the back... ♪
292
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:35,814
Guys... Lately I've been doing
a lot of soul searching.
293
00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:38,234
I've had to ask myself
hard questions,
294
00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:40,069
because for a long time now,
295
00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:42,655
I've misinterpreted
some amazing writing.
296
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:45,407
I've done a lot of reading...
297
00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:48,452
And I've learned why Sauron
built the black gate of Mordor
298
00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:50,246
across the pass
of Cirith Gorgor,
299
00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:52,456
which led into
the enclosed plain of Udun.
300
00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:54,041
I've learned
that the Mouth of Sauron
301
00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:55,417
was once a man,
302
00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:57,253
who commanded the orc armies
of Gorgoroth
303
00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:59,088
and dismissed Aragorn's claim
as King.
304
00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:01,465
I think Stan's lost
his marbles.
305
00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:03,759
I firmly believe that everyone
would benefit
306
00:14:03,759 --> 00:14:06,804
from the school making required
reading of these books.
307
00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:09,431
Because if we don't fully know
about Tolkien,
308
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:12,101
then we can make some terrible,
offensive mistakes.
309
00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:14,895
In fact...did you guys know
that our friend Tolkien,
310
00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:18,482
who goes to school here,
is named after J.R.R. Tolkien?
311
00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:20,150
Yup!
312
00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:21,485
Yeah, I knew that.
313
00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:23,445
Why else would his name
be Tolkien
314
00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:25,948
if it wasn't for the guy
that wrote the books?
315
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,493
My point is,
we need to petition the school
316
00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:31,537
to make Tolkien
required reading.
317
00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:33,455
To better understand
our classmate.
318
00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:35,541
I think maybe
we all haven't done enough
319
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:36,750
to make sure that Tolkien
320
00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:38,961
doesn't feel isolated
and left out.
321
00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:41,714
Guys?
Can I come in now?
322
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,757
Not yet, Token.
Just another couple minutes.
323
00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:46,719
W-What are you guys
talking about?
324
00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:49,138
Just a couple minutes, bro.
325
00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:00,774
♪ Black puppy bitch,
black, black puppy bitch ♪
326
00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:03,277
♪ White puppy bitch,
black, white puppy bitch ♪
327
00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:04,778
♪ Black puppy bitch,
white, black puppy bitch ♪
328
00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:07,906
Hey, guys, I've got something
really exciting to show you!
329
00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:10,326
Ohhhh buzzkill...
330
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:12,870
I had this awesome idea
last night...
331
00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:15,414
and I couldn't even sleep
I thought it was so cool --
332
00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:16,749
Oh, okay, what is it?
333
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:20,502
We do an entire line
of cannabis
334
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:23,380
based on all the different races
of Middle Earth!
335
00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:28,427
We do seven different strains in
all, representing the dwarves,
336
00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:30,262
the elves, even the uruk hai!
337
00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:33,599
Uh, yeah...no.
338
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:35,309
Everyone will think
we're dorks!
339
00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:43,359
Randy, you seem not to care very
much about any of my ideas.
340
00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:46,737
Well, you're just -- You know,
you're just not the idea guy.
341
00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:49,281
I don't seem to be
the anything guy.
342
00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:51,367
I thought
we were Ben and Jerry.
343
00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:55,704
Alright, look, I'm gonna tell
you the truth about ice cream --
344
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,873
Jerry actually
doesn't do shit.
345
00:15:57,873 --> 00:16:00,542
Ben does it all,
everyone knows that.
346
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:02,586
Well, I don't want
to just be here
347
00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:05,047
like some kind of token
black person.
348
00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:07,383
Oh, come on, I'm sorry.
349
00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:10,386
No, I totally get now
why you want me around,
350
00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:12,012
and I'm not gonna do it.
351
00:16:16,016 --> 00:16:18,560
He doesn't even really sound
like a black guy, you know that?
352
00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:24,108
PC Principal:
Alright, everyone, listen up!
353
00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:25,859
We have a special announcement
today.
354
00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:28,112
One of our fourth grade students
says he's done a lot of work
355
00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:29,321
and has grown as a person.
356
00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:30,906
And he'd like to share
his journey with you.
357
00:16:30,906 --> 00:16:31,990
Please welcome Stan Marsh.
358
00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:36,370
Sup guys. You know, I've done
a lot of reading lately.
359
00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:39,081
And I'd like to announce
that the school has allowed me
360
00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:42,501
to declare today J.R.R. Tolkien
appreciation day.
361
00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:46,130
These books go so much deeper
than the Hollywood movies.
362
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:48,006
And we see
its influences everywhere
363
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:49,633
in our modern culture.
364
00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:52,052
In fact, how many of you knew
that our classmate Tolkien
365
00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:54,096
was named after J.R.R. Tolkien?
366
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:00,519
But you don't know
that "Lord of the Rings"
367
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,438
was an analogy for World War II,
did you?!
368
00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:03,731
And I'll bet you didn't know
369
00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:05,858
that there was originally
19 Rings of Power
370
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,359
that were forged by Celebrimbor!
371
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:09,153
So there's much
we need to understand.
372
00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:11,321
And so I would like to bring up
the man himself.
373
00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:13,323
Come on up here. Tolkien!
Come on!
374
00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:27,087
I actually don't like
"Lord of the Rings"
375
00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:28,714
and I don't like "The Hobbit."
376
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:31,633
Just cause my dad's into that
stuff doesn't mean that I am.
377
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:34,803
I've always hated
that my name is Tolkien,
378
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:37,806
but I didn't really have
a choice, did I?
379
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,141
So please, whatever you do,
380
00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:41,310
just don't draw
any more attention to my name.
381
00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:42,519
I can't stand any of it.
382
00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:46,482
It's a bunch of nerdy,
jive-ass dragon shit.
383
00:17:57,868 --> 00:18:00,871
Stanley,
are you feeling any better?
384
00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:03,415
Nope.
Not any better, mom.
385
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:05,918
Well... Your friend Tolkien
came over to see you.
386
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:08,879
He's downstairs.
387
00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:10,631
Tolkien is...here?
388
00:18:14,676 --> 00:18:16,178
Hey, Tol-kien.
389
00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:18,180
Oh, hey, Stan.
390
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,890
What are you doing here?
391
00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:21,308
Stan... Are you ok?
392
00:18:21,308 --> 00:18:23,936
You've just been acting
kind of strange
393
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,145
the last few days.
394
00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:28,524
Yeah, I'm good. I'm...
395
00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:30,317
No... I'm not...
396
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:35,781
Tolkien... I have something
I have to tell you.
397
00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:37,574
Okay.
398
00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:42,913
This whole time.
I thought your name was Token.
399
00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:46,834
Like the token black person.
400
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:48,961
Wow...
401
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:51,380
Yeah.
402
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:55,217
Wow....
403
00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:56,718
Why would my parents
name me something
404
00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:59,388
that means
the only black person?
405
00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:00,806
I don't know.
406
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:04,935
So I understand if you don't
wanna be around me anymore.
407
00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:07,271
Well, it's not like
I really have a choice.
408
00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:08,522
That's why I'm here.
409
00:19:08,522 --> 00:19:10,232
My parents just bought the farm
across the street.
410
00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:11,525
What?!
411
00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:11,525
Yeah, out of the blue,
412
00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:12,901
my dad was just like,
413
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,444
"We're going into
the farming business!"
414
00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:16,113
And we all just picked up
and moved.
415
00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:18,657
Oh, my God,
this is great!
416
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,118
Mom! Dad!
Guess what?!
417
00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:23,036
Tolkien's Family bought the farm
across the street!
418
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:24,163
We're neighbors!
419
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,123
Oh, that's great!
420
00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:27,416
Yeah that's really cool, boys --
421
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:28,876
Wait, wha-a-a-a-t?!
422
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:40,345
What the hell's going on?
423
00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:42,681
Oh, hey, Randy.
What'dya think of the new place?
424
00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:45,976
Credigree Weed?!
How stupid is that?!
425
00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:48,186
Credigree isn't even a word!
426
00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:52,566
Oh, hello --
we'd like to buy a little weed.
427
00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:54,693
It's our anniversary!
428
00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:56,695
Well, there's really good weed
across the street!
429
00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:58,280
Tegridy weed?
430
00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,616
Yeah, we're just --
we're looking for something
431
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:02,451
with a little more...
street cred.
432
00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:03,744
Yeah, a little more cred!
433
00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:06,413
Well, ya'll came
to the right business,
434
00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:07,748
cuz this shit is hard.
435
00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:10,792
Oh, oh! He didn't even talk
like that before!
436
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:12,419
This guy is a total phony!
437
00:20:12,419 --> 00:20:14,504
Now just come across the street,
438
00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:17,966
and I'll show you some real nice
weed made with Tegridy.
439
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:20,510
These people
don't even belong here.
440
00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:22,763
Wow, bro -- you're a racist
piece of shit.
441
00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:24,640
Can we see
what you've got, please?
442
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:27,768
Hell, yeah,
we got all kinds a shit --
443
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:32,147
Lemme give you a sample
of my Rivendell Elvish Magic...
444
00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:39,696
They stole it!
They stole my idea!
445
00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:42,074
Who did?
Those dickheads
across the street!
446
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:45,077
They took everything I learned
about using black culture
447
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:47,996
to make a bigger profit
and they're doing it themselves!
448
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,582
Get this little prick
outta my house!
449
00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:53,043
Dad!
Get him outta here, he's a spy!
450
00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:55,629
Hey fuck face!
451
00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:58,423
I don't want your kid
over at my house, you got that?!
452
00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:01,760
Hey, man,
what's your problem?
453
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:05,055
You want a war?
Well, you got one!
454
00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:06,765
Game on, asshole!
455
00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:11,228
Game on, muthafucker.
456
00:21:12,479 --> 00:21:14,439
Everyone back in the house.
Come on, let's go.
457
00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:15,857
But dad --
Shut up!
458
00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:25,617
Doctor:
The story of young Stan Marsh
might seem incredible,
459
00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:29,037
but the fact is many people
suffer from unconscious biases.
460
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:30,622
If you or someone you know
461
00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:33,041
might have also thought
the name Tolkien
462
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:35,377
didn't come from J.R.R. Tolkien,
463
00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:36,670
then please call...
464
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:43,343
Because you
are the fucking problem.
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