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No, I'm sure there won't be any.
I'm happy to get a workout,

but not if nobody'll be there.

You can't back out now,
it's too late.

- Why?
- I told them you're coming.

Who's coming?

Mathieu, maybe Louis,
Bernadette...

Bernadette? Forget it,
no point in going if she does.

I only have 2 weeks of vacation.
All the guys'll be after her.

I'm almost 30 and still single.

Club Med's where the guys are.

Depends what you want.

Well, ideally,

an intellectual athlete.

High expectations!

- What?
- Trekking. Well, hiking.

- Where'd you say it was?
- Corsica. The GR 20 trail.

- How much is this?
- ProductID35F35F. See?

That's cheap.

It'll do you some good.
You need some exercise.

- Quit groping me!
- Hey, we're brothers.

People don't always know that.

Besides, Bernadette's coming.

- Not Bernadette from college?
- Yes.

Imagine watching
her hike in tight shorts.

It's worth thinking about.

Don't waste time thinking.
So, you coming?

- Cover for me 5 minutes.
- Why?

- I'll be right back.
- You're such a pain!

OK, I get it.

Hey, I met Eric while hiking.
He knows the GR 20 really well.

He's done it at least 10 times.
It'll be safe with him.

Besides, know what? You carry
a backpack when you go hiking.

- So what?
- What'd your psychic say?

- I'd meet someone this summer.
- Who?

Someone with a weight
on his shoulders!

Exactly! See you tomorrow.

Louis!

Not again!

I've had it!

Damn it!

HIKERS

Eric, this is Coralie,
Louis, Mathieu.

- Hi.
- Hello.

Good trip?

Fine.

Fine, thanks.

Is this everyone?

I thought there'd be 5 of you.

Bernadette couldn't come.

- No big deal.
- You guys wanna go home now?

- No.
- She's not why we came.

- Too late now.
- Yeah, we're here.

- Shall we get our bags?
- Let's go.

- Pretty stupid losing your ID.
- Huh?

Pretty stupid losing
your ID the night before a trip.

She didn't lose it,
her purse got stolen.

- Same thing.
- Getting mugged is different.

- Either way she's not here.
- What's wrong?

Nothing, just talking about
Bernadette. Bummer about her ID.

She was really upset.

Since she knew you were coming.

The green one's mine.

- Wow, it's heavy.
- Yup.

That's mine.

Where to?

- Eric?
- Over there.

- Wait for me.
- Yeah.

- There.
- Thanks, Carlos.

- Thanks, bye!
- Bye!

Hi, Mino!

- Hi.
- How's it going?

- Fine.
- Got enough rooms?

Doubles or singles?

We're together,
so we'll take a double.

- No. 9.
- OK, thanks.

Thanks.

- Who are you with?
- Me? No one.

What, a pretty girl like you?
One of you guys interested?

- No.
- Sorry, no.

Good, me neither.

Thanks.

We're together.

It won't go away.

It likes me.

It's on me!

It's not leaving.

What's the old guy doing?

- He's having a fit!
- Stop bugging people.

Damn, he saw me!

- You're gonna get in trouble.
- I didn't do anything wrong!

- Knock it off!
- You jerk!

You're such a drag.

You have a hair here.

- Isn't this nice?
- Yeah.

What?

I'd better call.

I'll be in the bathroom.

Hi, it's me.

How's everything?
Are the kids OK? Yes?

No, I can't.
Not for another 3 or 4 days.

Yeah, I've got a group.
There are 4 of them.

What? No, they're nice.
Not too bright, but nice.

Yeah, I miss you, too, baby.

I love you.

Listen, I can't talk too long.
I gotta go now.

Hugs and kisses.

I love you.

You OK?

- Was that too long?
- It's OK.

BOSNIA - KARADZIC'S
WITHDRAWAL UNCERTAIN

Here we go again.

Where'd you get that?

A buddy got it for me in NYC.

- It's cheaper there. Only $200.
- $200?

- Yeah.
- Isn't that over ProductID1,000F1,00

Yeah.

You spent ProductID1,000F1,000F
on that?

I had to.

I ordered it 3 months ago.
I couldn't back out afterwards.

You owe people money,
and you bought that?

I couldn't cancel it! I didn't
know I'd need money later on.

That's about the only
predictable thing about you.

- Everybody ready?
- Wait, I can't close up my bag.

- Here, take my sweater.
- Why me?

- You have room.
- I planned for that.

- What? You didn't bring much.
- No.

- What are you planning for?
- I can't carry a heavy pack.

- You won't take my sweater?
- No.

Great attitude.

Here, take my camera.

Only if everyone can use it.

Well, I can't close it,
so I'll just leave it like this.

- Alright, Eric?
- OK.

Let's try to get going
by starting off slowly.

- Thank you.
- Everybody follow me.

Bye, Marco!

Mathieu, take up the rear guard.

- What?
- Close up the line.

- Why me?
- Somebody has to.

Look, donkeys!

Now, the most important thing
is to get into your own rhythm.

Walk at your own pace. Never
mind how anyone else is doing.

If someone falls behind,
we'll wait for them.

This isn't a race.
We're here to enjoy nature, OK?

Now, for your boots. Dig into
the ground with your heels.

Roll your feet forward
and push with your toes.

- Like walking?
- Yeah.

Breathe through your nose
in synch with your steps.

It's extremely easy:

1, 2, 3, breathe in,
pause briefly, 1, 2, 3,

breathe out and release all
the air in your lungs, OK?

If you want to speed up,
just take bigger steps.

OK, Mathieu?

You'll see very soon that your
entire body gets involved.

Your arms, for example, will
swing in synch with your legs.

You see? And your pelvis
also gets involved

by rotating from left to right,

especially women,
who swing their hips.

Men swing their shoulders.

Unlike runners, who leave
the ground at every stride,

hikers stay in close contact
with the ground.

If you pay close attention
to your legs, you'll notice

that they alternate between
swinging and supporting,

and your muscles contract when
your heel touches the ground.

And whenever your hips aren't
aligned with your feet,

they serve as brakes
to prevent you from falling.

Basically, hiking is a series
of recovered falls

and attempts at keeping
your balance.

Lose your balance?

Yeah, right. If he'd shut it
this wouldn't have happened.

Never mind.

Yeah, but it's like telling
someone how to breathe.

You're just confusing me.

OK, don't talk.
Save your breath.

Goddamn.

Look at that!

It's magnificent.
Simply majestic! Splendid!

What a marvel!

Look at those mountains.

The palm trees.

Look at the broom...

This yours?

This isn't a garbage dump.
This is a protected area,

which doesn't mean dumping
your trash. Listen up!

Everyone has to agree to keep
their garbage in their bags.

Agreed?

- Agreed.
- I didn't hear you.

Agreed.

- Agreed.
- Or I'll break your face.

- Come on, let's go.
- How about a break?

We'll never get there if
we stop every time we get tired.

When will we stop?

Don't start asking that.
We've only walked ProductID3 km3 km!

- Only?
- There's a stream over there.

Look at
the mountain sheep over there!

Sorry, Cora, those are
mountain goats, not sheep!

Come on.

Wait for me!

Wait for me!

- Is he really married?
- He even has 2 little girls.

- What's she doing with him?
- She thinks he'll get divorced.

That'll cost him,
what with the 2 kids.

A guy with kids is either rich
or stupid if he divorces.

- Yeah.
- But they love each other.

So what?

There she is!

Want an energy bar?

No, thanks.

Give me that.

Let's get going!

Is he crazy? We just got here!

We didn't even take a picture!

I'll take one.

No, I will.
Give me the camera, Louis.

Don't be rude!

Say cheese!

Go on ahead, Cora. It'll be much
easier walking behind Eric.

Thank you.

Don't worry about how
he talked to you back there.

- I thought he'd hit me.
- He's not like that.

But he feels responsible.
He's our leader.

And this isn't a garbage dump.

All we'd need
is some capital up front.

It's too late for this summer,
but I can look for a partner.

Yeah, but it won't be me.

You'd only work 2 months a year.

Yeah, but selling French fries
at the beach is nothing new.

Not French fries, salads.

- What's that noise?
- My mess kit must be open.

- Annoying, huh?
- A little.

It's really annoying.

How much farther?

Jeez, a little energy!

Did we walk most of the way?

Yeah.

No point going back, then.

Nice, huh?

- You OK, Cora?
- What?

No, I'm not OK.

I've had it.

- I can't go any farther.
- Hold on.

Never mind,
this happens all the time.

We'll just start off
a little more slowly.

You'll feel much better
in a couple of km. OK?

Wait a minute,
I don't think you understand.

This is bad.

We could stop for a while.

After all,
this isn't a competition.

- Yeah.
- Just keep going without me.

- No.
- We can't leave you here!

- No.
- That's out of the question.

Climbing mountains
obviously isn't my thing.

You just keep going,
and I'll go back.

I'll just drive you nuts.
We'll meet up in Ajaccio.

No, the basic rule in hiking is:
never split up.

- Yeah, it's not safe.
- I could go with her.

No, I can go by myself!
I'll find my way back.

Cora, don't be stupid.

Don't treat me like a teenager!
If I say I've had it,

I've had it! Believe me, Eric!
I swear I've had it.

Cora...

It's perfectly natural
for you to feel this way.

You're just using muscles
you haven't used for a while.

You're overwhelmed.

But you're doing beautifully
for a beginner.

That's true for all of you.
I'm very pleased with you.

- Thank you, Eric.
- Thank you.

You can do this.
There's no reason you can't. OK?

5 of us left,
5 of us will make it there. OK?

How much longer?

An hour?

An hour's OK.

Let's go.

Can you take the lead? That
way I can take care of Cora.

OK?

OK.

But first say something nice.

Cute ass.

I'll go first. Coming, guys?

- How much more?
- 15 min.

You said that 15 min. ago!

I didn't mean exactly 15 min.

Tell me exactly how much time.
Otherwise, it's discouraging.

Look, Cora.
See that wooden house?

It's the Ortu diu Piobbu lodge,
"The Poplar Garden."

Really?

It's pretty.

- Hello.
- Hello.

- Hello.
- Hello.

Where do we sleep?

I'm not sleeping with a guy.

Take the mattress between
another girl and me.

OK.

What about Eric?

We can manage for one night.

Damn.

Hi.

- Hi, Tino, how are you?
- Fine.

- How's the job going?
- Fine.

But we already lost a German
and two Austrians.

That sucks.

- Pork curry for tomorrow.
- Wow, duck with peppercorns!

How elegant!

What's this?

Cut it out!
Stop going through my bag!

What?

Nothing. Got your mess kit?

No, I forgot.

- Feeling better?
- The shower has no water.

- What kind of soup is it?
- Taste it, you'll see.

I did. That's why I asked.

- You looked really good before.
- Before?

- Let me see.
- Look.

How can you look so
good in an ID photo?

I go with a bunch of
ProductID10F10F coins.

I take tons of pictures, change
my hair, take some more,

until it comes out well.

- How many times?
- Depends how I look.

- Isn't that expensive?
- A passport lasts for years.

If you're smiling nicely,
you'll get past any border.

Right.

- Never thought of that.
- Me neither.

- You should try it.
- Yeah.

Your turn, Eric.

- Come on, Eric.
- Come on!

OK, but I'm warning you...

- So what?
- Yeah, come on.

Damn, I can't believe it!

What a face!

Looks like Geronimo!

OK.

Take away the hair,
he hasn't changed.

- Yes, he has.
- No, he hasn't.

His driver's license is worse.

- Let me see.
- Show them.

- You always have it.
- I left it in Paris.

- You don't want us to see it.
- No, I don't have it.

- I swear I don't!
- What vanity!

Deadbeat.

Wanna see mine? I'll get 'em.

- When'd you have them taken?
- 'Bout a year ago.

You carry them around with you?

- They're really fabulous.
- Thank you.

- Looks like a supermodel.
- Give me a break!

What about
when directors see the real you?

Thanks for being a jerk!

Just kidding.

The guy who took them's good.
Must've cost you.

It was a lady who charged 1,200F
for the session, ProductID25F25F per

I should've been a photographer.
They make good money.

- Shut up.
- You could be my assistant.

For that price, I could only
give a couple to my family.

I understand.

- They're splendid.
- I like that one.

Looks like a movie star.
Can I have them back?

Thank you.

Be extra good, the France 3
critic's supposed to come.

What? Christ! Now I'm nervous.

Eve, Coralie, hurry up!

Let's go. Come on, girls!

Hurry up!

She sells seashells
by the seashore...

These gloves are always here!

Keep them in the kitchen!

Planning on seducing
the milkman with 'em?

Don't lie! There's no point.

Hang them over the sink.

This room must always be clean.

Absolutely everything
from the kitchen is dirty!

Get out!
Take your dirt with you!

Stop this.

- I had no energy tonight!
- You couldn't tell.

Did the critic look pleased?

Hard to tell.
It wasn't a comedy.

Yeah, people laugh if a comedy's
good. But with The Maids...

Did he look bored?

I didn't have a chance to watch
him, but I don't think so.

- He left before the end.
- He did?

But not in the middle.
He watched more than an hour.

He must've decided
if it's good or not.

Must be bad if he left early.

Yeah, that's right.

It wasn't too bad, was it?

- No!
- No!

You're beautiful on stage!

Did you make any money?

We get a share of the gate.

We should've paid for our seats.

No way! Are you crazy?

Rise and shine! It's a beautiful
day! It's 7 o'clock!

The trail awaits! Get up, Louis!

Nadine! Get up, honey!

Come on, Mathieu! Wake up!

Get up, Cora!

The trail awaits us!
It's a beautiful day. Hurry!

Wow, what a shame this happened.
The landscape's fabulous here.

We'll have to take
your word for it.

What rotten luck!

- Can't you see anything?
- Nothing.

- Me neither.
- Not even a bit?

No.

OK, those who can't see,
look where my hand's pointing.

See, Nadine?

See that big shape
beyond my finger?

That's a mountain chain
that's predominately green.

Above that's Monte Corona
which has pinkish rocks.

Imagine all of that covered
by the blue sky

and you have
a superb color scheme.

Pink, blue, green. Magnificent!

This is gray on gray.

Damn it, I had nothing
to do with the fog!

Some things are unpredictable
when you go hiking.

OK, so you can't see anything,
but use your imagination!

Try it!

- He's a barrel of laughs.
- It's easy to complain.

Wait up, I need a couple of
minutes. I gotta take a leak.

Do it here.
We can't see anything.

- I'll go by that rock.
- How pleasant.

I've held it in over an hour!

Let's stop
to recharge our batteries.

- Sure, Robocop!
- What'd you say?

Nothing, everything's fine.

I can imagine.

Slight problem.
There's no room.

- No!
- Yes.

I don't get it.
It's usually empty.

I don't know why,
but it's full up.

You can make money
as a sailboat skipper.

- Yeah?
- 2 or 3 guys take a boat out.

They take a boat from
Cannes to wherever.

They fly back, all expenses
paid. It's good money.

A guy who did it said you don't
need to know how to sail,

just how to steer the boat.

You've never been in a boat.

I'm just giving you an example.

- Stop it, Mathieu!
- That was Louis.

- Is it nice in there?
- It smells awful in here!

- How's that?
- There's the entrance.

- Sure it's not the top hole?
- I don't know, maybe.

- We're out of stakes.
- Take a short one.

We're out of those, too.

Take one from inside.
You never mount a tent before?

Hello.

Hello.

- No room for you either?
- Yes, there is.

You got lucky. We're stuck
in the blue tent back there.

I'm Mathieu, this is Louis.

- Nice to meet you.
- Are you sisters?

- No.
- Cousins?

- No.
- Friends?

That's right.

So are we.
We're brothers and friends.

- Got a cigarette?
- I've got one.

Got a light?

- Know what I'd like right now?
- No.

A nice hot bubble bath
in a huge tub.

Hot baths are really bad
for you. Showers are better.

They keep your skin toned.
I don't mean just you.

No, I may need to lose a few
pounds, but my skin's firm.

But after you lose weight,
your skin loosens up.

After 30 your skin gets saggy.

- Nadine!
- What?

- Cora looks great!
- Thanks, Eric.

- Don't pick on her.
- I just mean in general.

You look perfect, Cora.
You don't have to lose weight.

- Don't stop, I love it.
- I mean it.

There are different
kinds of beauty.

I'll do the dishes now.
Coming, Eric?

- Now?
- Yes.

- Can't we do that later?
- Cora?

No way.

OK, bye.

Wanna hike together?

- Hi.
- Hi.

Problem?

No, we were just talking.
Mountains make people friendly.

Great, let's go.

- Bye!
- Be careful!

Gorgeous girls are never alone.

- They weren't that gorgeous.
- Yeah, they were.

I was a little nervous at first,
but my friend practices it.

- Who?
- "Practices." Meditation.

He took me to the 18th district
to a meeting on Rue des Saules.

I was really scared.

From the start I felt much
better. I mean, physically.

And now,

if I miss more than I day,
I really feel the need for it.

Nature is my form of meditation.

Relax.

If you're interested,

you could always come with me.

- Am I interrupting?
- No.

He gives great massages!
You should let him give you one.

He's given me lots, thanks.
Ready for bed?

OK.

- What time is it?
- Aren't we getting up early?

- 'Night, Cora.
- Thanks, Eric.

- Good night, you two.
- You, too.

Are you upset?

Should I be?

- No.
- Then I'm not.

You keep elbowing me!

- I hope it won't rain.
- There's a rock under me.

- Can I turn out the light?
- Wait.

Hurry up.

Yeah.

- Can I turn out the light?
- Yeah.

Damn.

- Good night.
- Good night.

That's what I said before,

but I didn't know
her mother'd get sick.

What does she have?

They don't know.
Something to do with her heart.

How can I possibly tell
her we're separating now?

But her heart's fine, isn't it?

Well, I guess we have to wait
for her mother to get better.

We'll see in the fall.

Bummer Bernadette couldn't come.

- Why?
- Because...

We would have had 3 men
and 3 women that way.

- Did you come for her?
- No, I'm having a ball.

Can you shut up
and let me sleep?

I couldn't sleep last night.

Louis!

Sorry to bother you,
but can I ask you something?

Later.

Louis!

What?

Honestly,

was I that bad in The Maids
in the Moissy-Cramayel Theater?

Yes.

Thanks.

This might look intimidating,
but it's very easy.

If you get dizzy,
don't look at your feet.

Don't look down or up,
but focus on the other side.

Become the end of the bridge.

Just concentrate. Each step is
a plank, each plank is a step.

I'll go first.
You follow.

- Wait, I'm not going on that!
- Me neither!

- My whole life's ahead of me.
- It's not dangerous.

Come on.

Each step is a plank,
each plank is a step.

Concentrate on the far end...

Hey, it's written here,
"The bridge is a challenge,

"but you can get across farther
up where there's less water."

No, we'd waste too much time
that way. Come on, next person!

Concentrate!

There, that's good.
Take your time.

Very good, honey.
See, it's not that hard! Next!

It's wicked easy!

Come on, Mathieu!

This is like Indiana Jones!

It's not a toy!

This is great!

I'll hold your book.

Come on, Louis!

What are you doing?
Why'd you stop?

- Why'd you stop?
- Because...

I'm dizzy.

You were doing just fine!
Why'd you stop? Come on!

It's easy!

Calm down, Louis.

I'm coming. Here I come, slowly.

There.

Easy does it.

Don't bounce.
Don't fool around!

Calm down, Louis!

I'm here, look at me!

Let go of the rope
and grab my belt.

- I can't!
- Yes, you can.

The others did it. Hold onto me.

Let go! Let go of the rope!

Let go!

Are you nuts?

- Grab onto me.
- I can't.

Louis, grab my belt.
We're gonna make it!

I can't!

We're gonna make it.
Grab onto my belt.

Concentrate on
the end and my neck.

Each step is a plank.
Don't look at your feet,

look at my neck and
the other side of the bridge.

Each step a plank,
each plank a step.

Easy does it. There you go.
See, you're gonna make it!

Easy does it.

- It's swaying.
- No, it isn't.

- Yes, it is.
- No, it isn't, Louis.

Each plank a step,
each step a plank.

- We're almost there.
- There's a hole!

- Yes, I see it.
- There's a hole!

It's small.

There we go, Louis.
You can let go now.

Cut that out! It's incessant!

Nice going. There were pictures
of last Christmas on that film.

Hurry, before the storm starts!

What storm?

Not under the trees!
Not under the trees!

- Not under the rocks either!
- Then where?

There's a station farther on.
We'll meet at The Chalet Hotel.

- What?
- At The Chalet Hotel.

1, 2, 3. The lightning's closer!

What now?

I'm going!

Mathieu!

We said we'd stick together!

So much for solidarity. Works
just fine in good weather, huh?

What could we have done?

Obviously, you needed to hurry.
I need towels, my room has none.

- Are you staying with us?
- Are you nuts?

Were you kidding?

- Yeah.
- I hope so.

Hello, Jennifer? It's me.

How are you?

No, I...

OK.

OK, bye.

- Coming to dinner?
- No.

- Shall we bring you something?
- No.

The question you ask yourself is
why you hike in the mountains.

- Should we sit here?
- Yeah.

Nobody's here.

- Is he sleeping?
- Yes.

- Is that it?
- Yes.

Unbelievable!
Looks like Louis XIV.

Wow, I knew he was a hippie,
but not to that extent!

- I'll try to find his passport.
- Look at him!

It's unbelievable!

I don't even recognize him!

- What are you doing?
- Nothing.

- Damn, give me that!
- We didn't mean anything.

- You were cute in curls!
- I was young!

Get out!

Hey, Louis!

Chill out!

Damn.

Did you have fun?

Yeah, what's your problem?

Just wondering
if you had a nice evening.

Yes, thanks. Are you upset
I was with Doumé?

I could care less.

It's your life.
Sleep with him, I don't care.

If you can't have fun...

- I can't have fun?
- No.

Sorry, but I know
how to have fun.

I can even be a riot,
but if you go away with me,

you should stay with me.
Don't go off with some guy.

If anyone shouldn't be talking
like that, it's you.

Nadine, grow up. You know
very well what I mean.

You know what I think.

- You keep avoiding the subject.
- That's not true, Nadine.

It's a question of timing.

The point is that I don't always
have time to answer you.

Right, since we never have time.

Where are they?

I dunno. I went up to their
room, but no one was there.

Don't move.

Louis? Mathieu?

Get out, you can't sleep here!

- What happened?
- I had to sleep somewhere.

- Seen your brother?
- No, why?

At ProductID8 a8 a.m.

Can't find Louis.

Doumé saw him
on the road earlier.

He left with his backpack on.

- On foot?
- On foot.

Hello.

Louis, wait!

What are you doing?

Don't leave over some woman!

It's irresponsible and unfair.

Leave your problems back
in Paris! You're here now!

You don't know the whole story.
This girl's driving me nuts.

OK, she's a bitch. Think nobody
else has problems with women?

I have my problems, too. What
with my wife asking questions

and Nadine hoping for whatever,
what should I do?

I keep up the good fight.
I don't abandon a group.

We said we'd finish this damn
trail, and we will! Do or die!

OK? Believe me, you'll learn
about yourself out here.

Come on.

Stubborn bastard.

Let's go.

What did Louis say?
It wasn't our fault, was it?

No, Jennifer slept with his
neighbor. It's driving him nuts.

- Damn.
- What?

Jennifer had a fling
with a neighbor.

- You're kidding.
- What?

Jennifer got laid by a neighbor.

- No.
- Yeah.

I'm not surprised. She's always
going off half-cocked.

You should've kicked her out,

instead of sleeping
at your friends' houses.

What do you want,
I can't beat her up.

But don't give her the option.

Easy for you to say,
you never could stand her.

You're unhappier with her
than you were before.

Before?

Things didn't work out between
us, but we never got violent.

You broke all the Ikea chairs
and eat on the floor like dogs.

I never broke stuff. We didn't
even yell when we split.

- You've made up for it since.
- Stay out of this.

Wait a minute,
did you guys live together?

Sort of.

Sort of?

For a short time.

After that we had a thing.

You have to spell it out.

Tell her exactly when
to pack her bags.

You have to be firm or she'll
never stop her theatrics.

Keep your sentences short.
Be curt.

I know women.

They can take a tiny word
or the smallest comma

and turn everything around
to their advantage.

Especially Jennifer.

Be brutal or she'll threaten
suicide and crap like that.

- Think so?
- It could go on forever.

The trail markers are gone.

We went a different way.

- A shortcut?
- Kind of.

I should recognize
this area, but...

I don't get it.

- What don't you get?
- Nothing.

There should be a brook
behind that rock.

What if there's no water?

Don't worry, I'm following
my instincts. If you listen,

you can hear it.

Yeah.

Didn't think I heard a brook.

Are we lost or not?

"Lost" is a little harsh.

Let's say we're off track.

According to the map
we're in this area,

between here and there.

A map's no use
if we don't know where we are.

Are we there yet?

- Should I tell them?
- Don't overdo it.

We're completely lost.

What?

Well, this isn't the Amazon.

If we keep going we'll find
something we recognize.

- I'm not going anywhere.
- I've had it.

Fine, we'll set up camp here.
No point wasting our energy.

How can you get lost
when there's only one trail?

Cora, it's you!

Eve!

- Are you in real estate now?
- Yes.

Well!

Hello.

Cora and I were
in The Maids together.

- Hello.
- Nice to meet you.

It's this way.

What about your acting?

I stopped after Moissy-Cramayel.

The ProductID60 sq. m60 sq. m.
living room,

a mezzanine,

and the stairs to the bedroom.

Southern exposure, of course.

- You look good.
- I'm fine.

- What's new?
- I'm going to Prague next week.

That's wonderful!
What'll you do there?

- I'm in a movie.
- That's great!

- Who's in it?
- Gérard Depardieu.

- Is it a big part?
- Pretty big.

- Not the lead?
- Actually, yes.

No! That's wonderful!
Everything's going well for you.

I got so lucky. Things happened
so fast, it's unbelievable.

- What's behind that door?
- Just a closet.

That's the kitchen,
fully-equipped.

Washing machine, dishwasher,
freezer, microwave, etc.

It's funny to see you like this.

Isn't it?

Remember those hysterical
stage directions?

At one point I had to kneel
down and kiss your feet...

Let's take a look in here.

Damn it!

Who the hell did this?

- Damn.
- What's wrong?

- It's our backpacks.
- What?

- Our backpacks.
- Who could've done that?

- A pig.
- A pig? That's polite.

No, a real one.
There are wild pigs here.

They go nuts
when they smell food.

You should've told us
to protect our packs!

Yeah, look what's
left for us to eat!

It's no big deal. The important
thing is nobody's hurt.

Yeah, but we're all gonna starve
to death because of you!

I didn't do that, the pig did!

You're our leader! You should've
thought about the pigs!

Wait a minute, yelling at each
other won't help things.

In this kind of situation you
should look at the bright side.

What bright side, you jerk?

Our packs are lighter now.

In a couple of hours we'll know
better where we are and...

Nadine, go check on what's
left in the packs,

sort it out and let's set
off with confidence,

like on the first day we left
singing. Isn't this great?

I could've gone to Club Med
and met someone special,

who would've been
really nice to me.

We could've practiced archery
and gone scuba diving.

We would've had a really
wonderful time together.

Now I'm here.

You handle her.

What're you doing?

Looking for that pig. Maybe
we can steal our food back.

He ate everything he stole.

Nadine?

Just a couple of snacks
and a Marlboro.

Fine.

Cheer up! Don't let some old
pigs ruin your vacation.

It's not the pig, it's him.

I trust him completely.
He knows what he's doing.

Enough out of you, Nadine.
No point bringing everyone down.

But I wasn't!

Save your breath.

What a nerd!

Damn.

There are only 4 bars
left for the 5 of us.

We'll eat them tonight.

I agree, we should ration them.

- Isn't there a cigarette?
- Just the one.

Let's share it.

- What kind is it?
- Marlboro.

- That's mine.
- So?

Don't be so stingy.

I need a smoke, I'm stressed.

I have to smoke after lunch.

We'll each get a drag.

That's not very hygienic.

Nadine, give me the cigarette.

- There, no more cigarette!
- Are you crazy?

Are you nuts?

Food is important.

Cigarettes are a health
and fire hazard.

You may not smoke, but we can.

- Shut up, you jerk.
- What'd you say?

- Shut up.
- No, after that.

You jerk.

- No!
- Stop!

Stop!

- Stop, Mathieu!
- Let go of him!

Stop it!

- Hey!
- Stop it!

Stop!

I'm sick of you!
You all piss me off!

I'm leaving! That'll teach you!

You abandoning us?

Yes, you can all die!
I could care less!

It'd make me happy! Jerks!

- He's lost it.
- Don't leave, Eric!

This is your fault! Now we
don't have a guide anymore!

- I didn't ruin the cigarette!
- You hit him!

- He destroyed the cigarette!
- That's no excuse!

- Listen!
- Shut up, cuckold!

- Eric! You can't leave now!
- Leave me alone!

You said yourself we have
to stick together!

Shut your mouth!

Damn.

What's wrong?

Cut it out. It just grazed you.

Louis's bringing Eric back!

Or vice versa.

What's wrong?

Don't touch it.

Don't rub it.

Do we have any rubbing alcohol?

The pig got into
the first aid kit.

- If I ever find him...
- You just missed his eye.

I didn't do it on purpose.

Our situation's changed. He's
hurt, we have to do something.

- You're not hurt.
- No.

We'll have to break up
into two groups,

one to take care of Louis,
one to go get help.

I'm exhausted.

You 3 stay here. Mathieu
and I will come back ASAP.

Yeah, but you won't come back.

- Don't you trust me?
- No.

Hey, it's me, Mathieu.

The sooner we leave,
the sooner we'll get back.

- Will you be OK, Nadine?
- Yeah.

I know you will.

Be brave.

- Come back soon.
- Yes, cute ass.

Be careful.

Mathieu?

- Let's go.
- Let's go.

See you.

- Be careful.
- Yes.

- Think they'll be back?
- I'm sure they will.

If I get out of this, I'm suing
for assault and battery.

That's nice.

- Look, they're coming back.
- Already?

What now?

No problem, we found the road!

- Where?
- ProductID200 m200 m away. We're sav

Are you just saying that
to make us feel better?

No, come see for yourself.

I knew it was a good sign
there were pigs here.

- That's what he said.
- They're always near roads.

- We're saved!
- That won't stop me.

You shouldn't have worried.

- Pretty, isn't it?
- Very.

Hi, Estelle? It's Daddy.

Is Mommy there?

What do you mean, no? Are you
and your sister home alone?

Don't fight, OK?

Tell Mommy that Daddy called and
that I'll try to call later.

OK?

Is everything OK at home?

Mommy, too?

OK, I'll let you go.
I love you. Good-bye.

- Did you call?
- No, I was cooking.

Think I like phone booths?

Is she OK?

- She wasn't there.
- That why you look upset?

- Who asked you to look?
- OK, I'm set!

- Well?
- What'd the doc say?

He gave me anti-inflammatories
and I got a prescription.

For what?

Cortisone cream. I often get
rashes around my eyebrows.

Something wrong?

We're fine.

What comes next?

Try harder.
We're not dictating it to you.

I liked the other
sentence better.

Isn't "forfeiture" misspelled?

Damn!

It's ruined now.

"I'm not writing to you today
because I'm a coward,

"but to avoid
the tears and shouting,

"which my decision to end our
relationship will provoke.

"I disagree that people can
change just to stay together.

"My limits have been
seriously stretched.

"Your behavior has made me react
more and more unnaturally.

"I'm sick of watching everything
I say or do around you.

"You're never satisfied.

"We understand
each other less and less.

"A separation looks like
the best solution.

"You have until 7 p.m.
on Tuesday the 23rd

"to leave the apartment
and give the super your key.

"I never want
to see you again. Louis."

There, you can just copy it.

Hello? It's me.

Hello, my love.

Did Estelle tell you I called?

OK.

Fine, just a couple of problems,
but it went pretty well.

I have some things to do. I'll
be home in a couple of days.

Me, too.
I really want to come home.

I've had it.
I missed you.

You know how I am,
but I really missed you.

Nadine,

you're an intuitive person.

I think you won't be surprised
by what I'm going to say.

Go ahead.

I...

How can I say this...

You must've felt...

Especially after
what we went through that...

that we're not meant
for each other.

I'm not saying I regret
our time together.

You gave me some great times,
and I hope I did, too.

But it seems like...

I'm not the man for you.

I'm not afraid to leave my wife.

No, I just think
our time together is over.

Whatever we'd do next
would be a letdown.

I think we should just
hold onto our memories now.

I'd rather not destroy those.

- Are you upset?
- No.

It's great you're taking it
so well. You're a smart girl.

I knew we could make
a clean break of it.

Yeah, a clean break.

I'll really miss you.

I'll think of you often.

I did it.

I wrote my letter.
Now I just have to send it.

- To who?
- Jennifer.

- I gave it to her.
- I'll be in the bathroom.

If she doesn't get it now...

Is that the letter you wrote
with Nadine in the train?

No, I wrote a harsher one.
Nadine's letter was too nice.

Mrs. Jacquemart?

You don't know me.
Sorry to bother you.

I'll just say this.
I'm your husband's mistress.

No, it's not a joke.
It's the truth.

Ask him about Nadine Moulin.
See if he turns white.

A little over a year.

Of course not,
he was very discreet.

But I know a lot about you.
You have short blond hair,

you have an I.U.D. Estelle and
Aurélie are your daughters.

Believe me, it's over between
Eric and me, but...

I didn't want you to die stupid.

Good-bye.

There, I did it.

What?

Mailed my letter to Jennifer.

Did you cry?
Your eyes are wet.

No. I didn't even notice.

Still upset?

No.

- Friends?
- Friends.

Coralie?

- Jean-Jacques!
- How are you?

- Don't we kiss hello?
- I think so.

- Is that your daughter?
- Yes, Lulu.

Say hello, Lulu.

Hello.

- Lulu's her name?
- Lucienne.

Her mother's idea.
I would've liked something else.

Last time we met was
at Rue des Saules?

- Yes.
- Did you stop going?

No, but I moved, so I go
to a group near Montrouge.

- You haven't changed.
- I was thinner then.

You look better now.
And you have a tan, too.

That hurts.

There, little monkey.

You alone?

No, but after a week together
we ended up fighting.

Isn't she pretty!

Cora!

Hey,

I don't think a Moroccan rug
was such a great idea.

Too late, we bought it.

We should've gotten something
on the wedding list,

something for ProductID500F500F,
like a crystal ashtray.

- Didn't she pay you back?
- Not yet.

Why are you chewing
me out first?

Hey, check out Bernadette.

She's gorgeous!

- Isn't she overdoing it?
- I had to invite her.

- Does champagne stain?
- No, but it stinks afterwards.

- The band's fabulous!
- Here's Cora. You can tell her.

Are you having fun?

- Yeah!
- The food's great!

- You're in great shape!
- I love a good workout.

Shame you didn't
come this summer.

Yeah, you would've loved it.

I didn't like it much at first,
but then I loved it.

Excuse me.

- This is Aunt Louisette...
- Hello.

The fun started
when we got lost.

Did you hear
a wild animal attacked us?

- Come on!
- What?

- It was just a pig.
- They're wild!

It ripped apart our packs!
Not deadly, but dangerous.

We had nothing to eat,
we were lost and panicking.

I was sure we wouldn't
all make it back alive.

That's awful!
I wouldn't have liked that.

Aside from that, we had a ball.

Corsicans are great.
They sing, drink, party...

What about Eric?

That's over.

I have no regrets. We broke up
in a beautiful place.

I realized
we'd always be a secret.

I can't blame him
for not leaving his wife.

We broke up before we hated each
other. It's better that way.

It's important.

- What?
- Pick me up!

- No!
- Pick her up, she's cute!

No, I don't like responsibility.

Come on!

Here we go!

How are things with Jennifer?

Take a look.

We look pretty good.

Leaving already?

Jennifer's tired.
I have to get up early.

- Tell everyone I said good-bye.
- OK.

Jennifer's such a pain.

Translation: Diana Allen
TV5 Québec Canada