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"Police in a Pod"
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"This is a work of fiction, and the
characters, organizations, places, laws,
and names herein bear no
relation to existing entities."
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Come in! It's open!
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Kawai. We'll be late
if we don't get going.
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Wait, you still haven't chosen
what clothes to wear?
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Because I've never been to a mixer before.
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Because I'm not like Sergeant Fuji,
the mixer master!
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I'm not the type who snatches up
all the attractive men, you know.
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Master! What kind of clothes
should I wear to a mixer?
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Clothes that look impossible
to run or fight in.
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Look, I'll choose for you.
You go do your makeup.
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It's nearly time for us to meet up.
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I need help with makeup too, please!
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"Understood! I'll go ahead
and make a reservation."
"Thank you! Looking forward to it."
"We'll be a little late. Sorry."
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Quick note for you, Daddy.
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"Suikyo Tavern"
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"Suikyo Tavern"
This is my first mixer.
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I'm nervous.
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I haven't trembled like this since my
first shooting practice at the academy.
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It seems an office worker
saw me on a friend's Instagram,
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and asked if we could have a mixer.
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She's cute! Introduce me!
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This is a valuable chance to meet
somebody in a respectable field.
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Let's bring our A game.
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"Suikyo Tavern"
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"Suikyo Tavern"
Y-You got it!
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"Suikyo Tavern"
"The Roaring Mixer"
Y-You got it!
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"Suikyo Tavern"
"The Roaring Mixer"
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Welcome!
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I think it's a private room,
toward the back.
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We're supposed to have a reservation.
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Thanks for waiting!
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Your four draft beers!
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Oh wow, you're nurses!
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You're both insanely pretty!
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--Oh, you're exaggerating!
--C'mon!
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Gotta love those angels in white!
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Hello there. Nice to meet you.
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Oh, likewise.
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--Nice to meet you.
--Pardon me.
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I need a quick trip to the bathroom.
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I'll be right back.
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G-Great...
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What, so soon?
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Could you at least move
to the next room down?
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No, you go elsewhere, Seiko-chan.
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I can't help that this is awkward.
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But haven't you guys been
putting in all-nighters for work?
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Is this any time for a mixer?!
Get some sleep, or you'll die!
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Well, didn't you work all last night too?!
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Why use every spare minute
you have for mixers?!
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What are you, a cicada?! Slow down!
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Everything I said comes back around to me.
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Seiko-chan, marriage isn't a
good fit for you in the first place.
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Change your goal right now
from wife to captain.
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No, I'll never be in charge of a station.
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Yes, you can do it!
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The public's happiness is your happiness!
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All you do is work, too!
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Could you make a family
happy even if you had one?!
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These things we've been saying
apply too much to us both.
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All we're doing is
tearing us both to shreds.
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Please. Just for today,
don't get in our way.
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I never do.
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And here's why!
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Nurse is the number-one job for a
woman a policeman wants to marry!
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"My own research"
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We're ordinarily surrounded by gorillas,
and we long for a soothing profession.
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Police get transferred a lot,
and we're grateful to have a wife
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with medical qualifications, who can
be expected to work as well.
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That latter half sounds
amazingly down-to-earth.
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Besides, the white uniform
alone is exciting.
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You get it, right?
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You were gushing over
Go Ayano in that one TV show!
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That was an exception.
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Anyway, don't mess with the
most promising mixer of my life.
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And if you mess with mine, I'll end you.
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Socially speaking.
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Huh? What?
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Scary...
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I'm sorry. A cockroach
showed up in the bathroom.
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Were you okay?
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It was frightening.
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So, once again, my name is Fuji.
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I'm Kawai. Nice to meet you.
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I'm Aoyama.
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This is Konno.
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Thank you for coming to this.
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Um, so, let's drink something
to honor the occasion.
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What would you like?
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They seem nice.
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That's right, we're detectives
at Machiyama Station.
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You're detectives! Wow!
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Well, it's not a big deal.
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Who was that one we
caught recently, Yamada-kun?
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Oh, you mean that terrorist-like guy?
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Yeah, him. That one was tough!
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Wow, just like a TV show!
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That's right, they probably
lifted it straight from TV.
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All they ever catch are burglars
and the like, anyway!
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How much are they going
to exaggerate their duties?
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And our income? It's steady enough.
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And the benefits package?
It doesn't lack a thing.
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They're using their jobs too much as ammo!
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I've got four beers for you!
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Take your time, and enjoy!
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Um, what do you two do for work?
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Oh, right. A bit of clerical work.
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Clerical? Ahh, on-the-spot investigation!
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Oh? I heard from my friend
that you work for the police.
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Right, such as, at the reception
desk for lost property.
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That makes sense.
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Sgt. Fuji? Uh...
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"We are not telling them we
do dangerous police work."
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As you wish.
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There's kind of a scary image
that comes with police officers.
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It makes me think of big, burly policemen.
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I'm surprised to learn there are
women in that kind of workplace.
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Actually, we're still not used
to the vibe there, either.
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What can you do?
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This, coming from a monster who bullies
all those burly officers into the dirt?
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Shit!
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The stress from over there
is killing my concentration!
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Are all the women who work at police
stations pretty like you two?
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Oh, you smooth talker.
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Oh, there's one who would
surprise you, she's so pretty.
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At the next station over... um...
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Team Leader Momoki!
She's so beautiful and kind!
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"Team leader"?
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And she's a woman?
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Huh?
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Of cour--
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Um, what do you two do on your days off?
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Oh, I watch movies and stuff.
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I like to drive.
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Wow! That's great!
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I watch security cam footage,
and go on patrol.
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Not quite the same.
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What about on your days off?
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What do respectable young
women do on their days off?
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Um... Things like, getting dolled up
and taking Print Club pictures.
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Huh...
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Oh, that's no good. My only source of
info is girls we've kept out of trouble.
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Um, so, the police force
is male-dominated, huh?
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Don't you go hang out with coworkers much?
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I bet you two must go on plenty of dates.
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Not at all.
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So many of them are nasty.
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A rough work environment
makes for warped personalities.
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They all seem to walk around
with a self-righteous attitude.
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Misusing their power
as authority figures...
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They really are unpleasant.
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How many boomerangs
are they going to throw?
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All of it ends up applying to them.
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I mean, what's up with that mixer?
Everything besides the insults is fiction.
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Hey...
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You look pale. Are you all right?
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Oh, sure!
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In that case, how about
karaoke after this?
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The way our jobs work,
we're fine staying up late.
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The night is young.
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These girls are angels after all!
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As for nearby karaoke places...
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--Where are they, again?
--Oh, how about this place?
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Oh!
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So...
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If you'd like, the next time you're off...
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Um...
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--Here it comes.
--Huh?
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--There it is.
--Huh?
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"Incoming call"
"Machiyama Police Station"
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Hello. Yes.
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Seiko-chan, fire in a vacant house.
Could be arson.
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Whole station's been called up.
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I just called for a taxi.
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Hello, Unit Chief?
The four of us are on our way.
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Sorry. We've got to call it a day.
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Yamada, I don't know how much the bill is,
so put down all the money in my wallet.
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There's only 2,000 yen!
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I'm sorry, something urgent has come up.
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We'll leave our money behind here.
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We really are sorry.
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We're required to answer the call!
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I smell like booze. Do you have a mask?
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A mask won't do much to hide that.
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I'm not sure what's going on...
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...but go get 'em!
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Aoyama-san...
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Konno-san...
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My angel...
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Beautiful nurse...
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"Suikyo Tavern"
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So...
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Want to go to karaoke, or something?
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Yes, please.
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Why's there a full-station
summons on a day like today?
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We haven't gotten a summons during a mixer
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since that one with the girls who
claimed they were college students.
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No, that was the one where we
suspected the girls were all minors,
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so we pretended we got
a summons, and left.
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Was it?
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You guys really are trash.
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Hurry and get in.
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--Right-o.
--Yes, ma'am.
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Where to, ladies and gents?
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Machiyama Police Station, and step on it.
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But obey the speed limit.
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Make up your minds!
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Hey!
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"Runaway Police"
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"Machiyama Police Station"
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"Multipurpose Room"
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"Multipurpose Room"
Huh? That's everyone in the
First Investigation Unit.
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"Multipurpose Room"
Their aura's sure different
when they're all together.
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That tense vibe,
from almighty Investigations...
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Maybe something big's happened.
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Let's go, Kawai!
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R-Right.
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First Investigation Unit,
Houjou Squad, reporting.
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"Lieutenant"
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So, do you know why
I've called you in here?
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Sorry, sir. I'm not sure.
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I bet. There are too many
things it could be.
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He's mad at them.
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What brings you two here?
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Oh, Kawai has driving training.
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Ahh.
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Unit Chief, go bring me what we discussed.
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Yes, sir!
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"5 days"
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"Machiyama Police Station"
"5 days have passed without
any accidents or violations."
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"Machiyama Police Station"
"5 days have passed without
any accidents or violations."
See this number here?
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It's not getting any higher.
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Most of the blame lies on you guys.
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Do you know how much trouble accidents
with official vehicles cause the force?
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"Dauntlessness"
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"Dauntlessness"
When you guys cause an accident,
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"Dauntlessness"
first I have to tell the press how
"truly regrettable" it is.
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Next, in a meeting with higher-ups,
our captain gets hammered
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with questions about whether the
superintendent will be angry.
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And then, the police commissioner goes
before the prefectural assembly...
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How many accidents are
the police going to cause?!
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Aren't they supposed to be
role models for the public?!
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...and they let him have it.
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But sir, our unit could pay out of pocket
to repair frequent fender benders,
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--and keep it from going pub--
--Hey!
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Don't ever say that so loudly again.
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Oh, Sgt. Nasu and Makitaka. You wound
up getting called in here as well.
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You're always serious about your duties,
and this has no bearing on you.
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00:15:14,410 --> 00:15:15,990
Get back to work.
251
00:15:15,990 --> 00:15:17,290
Yes, sir! Pardon us.
252
00:15:17,290 --> 00:15:18,500
Dammit.
253
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:22,170
Everyone's always playing favorites
with that honor-student pair.
254
00:15:22,170 --> 00:15:26,550
Well, the senior partner of their pair
is the polar opposite of ours.
255
00:15:26,550 --> 00:15:27,670
With all due respect, sir.
256
00:15:27,670 --> 00:15:28,670
Huh?
257
00:15:28,670 --> 00:15:32,390
Please just understand that our
detective work involves high risk,
258
00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:36,390
such as emergency driving,
and tailing suspects.
259
00:15:36,390 --> 00:15:37,520
No...
260
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,350
Backing into a parking space.
261
00:15:39,350 --> 00:15:40,350
"Crunch!"
262
00:15:40,850 --> 00:15:42,480
Failing to notice a drop-off.
263
00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:43,480
"Scrape!"
264
00:15:44,150 --> 00:15:48,690
The accidents your men are
causing are almost all moronic!
265
00:15:50,820 --> 00:15:53,490
Things sound rough.
266
00:15:53,490 --> 00:15:56,200
When it comes to our
station's vehicular accidents,
267
00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:58,120
Criminal Affairs does cause the most.
268
00:15:58,120 --> 00:16:01,710
Could all the hard work be the cause?
269
00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:04,420
That's what they themselves claim...
270
00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:10,840
Should we pursue on foot?
271
00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:12,630
Keep driving.
272
00:16:12,630 --> 00:16:15,430
The higher-ups won't notice
some scratches from twigs.
273
00:16:15,430 --> 00:16:19,020
But any way you look at it, it's because
of their rough detective nature.
274
00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:22,690
Sgt. Fuji, your opinion is too personal.
275
00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:24,940
Well, then there's the
Traffic Control Division.
276
00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:27,650
Driving with one of them is no picnic.
277
00:16:27,650 --> 00:16:29,360
Hey, your speed!
278
00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:32,570
Go slower! And your posture is bad!
279
00:16:32,570 --> 00:16:37,830
Draw in your chin a little!
Always drive safely, with a smile!
280
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:43,830
He said the memories of tragic accidents
he's seen always linger in his mind.
281
00:16:43,830 --> 00:16:47,630
His highly-tuned awareness
must come from PTSD.
282
00:16:47,630 --> 00:16:50,340
You'll drive a patrol car
too someday, so--
283
00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:57,180
Emergency orders from Headquarters?
Which station?!
284
00:16:57,180 --> 00:16:59,140
Quiet down.
285
00:16:59,140 --> 00:17:00,350
Okajima Headquarters...
286
00:17:00,350 --> 00:17:01,770
--Don't be us.
--Don't be us.
287
00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:03,230
Be someplace else.
288
00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:04,060
...to Machiyama.
289
00:17:04,060 --> 00:17:05,810
It's us!
290
00:17:05,810 --> 00:17:06,690
Get a pen!
291
00:17:06,690 --> 00:17:08,860
Y-Yes, ma'am!
292
00:17:08,860 --> 00:17:10,780
We have a report that a
man is acting violently
293
00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:13,700
with an edged weapon in Yamanaka Village.
294
00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:21,540
Yamanaka Village. That's far away.
295
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,000
Head to the scene immediately.
296
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,580
Machiyama Investigations,
to HQ and Machiyama.
297
00:17:25,580 --> 00:17:27,960
The Nasu Pair's on it already.
298
00:17:29,630 --> 00:17:32,630
We're on our way to the scene now.
299
00:17:32,630 --> 00:17:34,920
Quick to respond, as usual.
300
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:36,050
Let's go, Kawai.
301
00:17:36,050 --> 00:17:37,300
Y-Yes, ma'am.
302
00:17:37,300 --> 00:17:39,180
Unit Chief, we're borrowing
a Police Affairs vehicle.
303
00:17:39,180 --> 00:17:42,520
Wait! My car is still new...
304
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:44,230
We're borrowing a car too.
305
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:45,440
Let's go, Yamada.
306
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,270
Hey! Wait, Minamoto!
307
00:17:47,270 --> 00:17:50,230
Go! I'll take any heat for you!
308
00:17:52,150 --> 00:17:54,070
Okay then! I'm driving!
309
00:17:54,070 --> 00:17:55,280
Please do!
310
00:17:56,910 --> 00:18:01,580
It's just, the only other car
left is the captain's...
311
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:02,790
Huh?
312
00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:08,670
Daddy. I don't know why it is,
313
00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:12,500
but police officers are very hung up
on being the first at the scene.
314
00:18:17,090 --> 00:18:19,340
I'll never let them get there first!
315
00:18:20,510 --> 00:18:23,260
I'd sooner resign than lose to Minamoto!
316
00:18:24,970 --> 00:18:26,350
Huh? This isn't her.
317
00:18:26,350 --> 00:18:28,560
I got into the wrong car!
318
00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:31,310
"Machiyama Police Station"
319
00:18:41,700 --> 00:18:45,250
That's when I made eye contact
with Yamada-san for a moment,
320
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:48,460
and we probably had the same thought.
321
00:18:51,210 --> 00:18:55,460
"Both of these deathtraps are bound
for hell anyway, so it hardly matters."
322
00:18:57,260 --> 00:19:01,970
Sgt. Minamoto, um... You were
just in trouble, so drive safely.
323
00:19:01,970 --> 00:19:04,810
No! I need to get there first!
324
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:07,230
I can't stand not being first!
325
00:19:07,230 --> 00:19:10,980
Thus spoke the detective,
with no sense of justice in his eyes.
326
00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:14,690
It ordinarily takes 30
minutes to get there.
327
00:19:14,690 --> 00:19:18,740
Okay! We'll use the siren,
and do it less than ten!
328
00:19:21,870 --> 00:19:24,200
S-Sgt. Minamoto, where are we going?!
329
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:27,370
Don't worry, it's a shortcut!
I'm going to win!
330
00:19:28,620 --> 00:19:31,500
The blaring siren.
331
00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:35,050
Nervousness over reporting
to a dangerous crime scene.
332
00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:38,970
Police alerts keep
coming in over the radio.
333
00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:40,880
To all Machiyama units en route.
334
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:46,430
During an emergency, you are requested
to drive safely and obey traffic laws.
335
00:19:46,430 --> 00:19:47,560
Clear on the right.
336
00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:48,890
Clear on the left.
337
00:19:48,890 --> 00:19:50,600
Entering intersection.
338
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:54,770
I hate to admit it, but her calmness
during emergency driving...
339
00:19:54,770 --> 00:19:56,690
It really is something else.
340
00:19:59,820 --> 00:20:02,200
Here we go! Blare that siren!
341
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:04,490
We'll catch up to the honor-student pair!
342
00:20:06,410 --> 00:20:10,410
It's no use! He's totally
under the siren's sway!
343
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,960
Sgt. Minamoto, the road narrows!
344
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:18,170
We can't get through with this car!
345
00:20:18,170 --> 00:20:19,510
Tell me this, then.
346
00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:24,550
Can you stop, even when
there's a criminal there?
347
00:20:24,550 --> 00:20:29,180
Thus spoke the detective,
with no sense of justice in his eyes.
348
00:20:30,270 --> 00:20:33,940
Onward, my pride and sense of duty!
349
00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:39,650
Captain, I'm sorry!
350
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,370
This is Yamada.
We've arrived at the scene.
351
00:20:49,370 --> 00:20:50,910
We'll now locate the goon.
352
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:54,670
Sgt. Minamoto!
353
00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:55,880
Dammit!
354
00:20:58,460 --> 00:20:59,710
I'll get there first!
355
00:20:59,710 --> 00:21:00,920
Shut up!
356
00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:06,090
Hey!
357
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:10,560
Sgt. Nasu! Maki-chan!
358
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:11,770
This way.
359
00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:14,730
I'm sorry to cause trouble.
360
00:21:14,730 --> 00:21:17,400
This man is the one who called it in.
361
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:20,860
I just came to take pictures
of the countryside...
362
00:21:20,860 --> 00:21:24,450
It seems he witnessed this man
call to his wife in a loud voice,
363
00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:30,040
while holding a sickle and doing farm
work, and he mistook him for a hoodlum.
364
00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:32,620
It's 'cause you talk so rough.
365
00:21:32,620 --> 00:21:37,130
My dialect's so strong,
I done scared the city folk!
366
00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:39,250
Which means, there was no crime.
367
00:21:39,250 --> 00:21:42,550
Thank goodness it was nothing after all.
368
00:21:42,550 --> 00:21:44,800
Nothing after all, yeah...
369
00:21:51,970 --> 00:21:54,980
"Machiyama Police Station"
370
00:21:55,810 --> 00:21:58,900
Today, a police sergeant from
Machiyama Police Station
371
00:21:58,900 --> 00:22:01,860
caused a traffic accident while
driving during an emergency.
372
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:06,570
The station's lieutenant said this
incident was "truly regrettable."
"One after another...!"
"Police officer traffic accidents"
373
00:22:07,610 --> 00:22:09,450
Sir...
374
00:22:09,450 --> 00:22:11,450
This time it's...
375
00:22:12,740 --> 00:22:14,450
You're all fired.
376
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:20,000
"Why are you so obsessed with
being the first on the scene?"
"Huh? You were that frantic
for no reason at all?"
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