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THAT'S A WRAP! 14 00:00:39,033 --> 00:00:43,233 - [howling] 15 00:00:43,233 --> 00:00:44,633 [punk music] - ONE YEAR AGO... 16 00:00:44,633 --> 00:00:46,567 - VAMPIRES, WEREWOLVES, AND ZOMBIES... 17 00:00:46,567 --> 00:00:49,733 - DESCENDED UPON CALIFORNIA'S SAN FERNANDO VALLEY. 18 00:00:49,733 --> 00:00:53,233 - AUTHORITIES REMAIN BAFFLED BY THEIR ORIGINS. 19 00:00:53,233 --> 00:00:54,533 - * WITHOUT A SOUND * 20 00:00:54,533 --> 00:00:57,400 * THIS NASTY BUSINESS GETS SO ROTTEN * 21 00:00:57,400 --> 00:01:00,100 * I THINK IT'S TIME TO PUT THIS BODY IN THE GROUND * 22 00:01:00,100 --> 00:01:04,200 * OH OH OH OH OH * 23 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:05,833 * WE'RE LOSING ALL CONTROL * 24 00:01:05,833 --> 00:01:08,067 * THE BUILDINGS ALL TURNED TO DUST * 25 00:01:08,067 --> 00:01:09,433 * AND I THINK IT'S GETTING CLOSER * 26 00:01:09,433 --> 00:01:12,267 * 'CAUSE THEY'RE COMING FOR US * 27 00:01:12,267 --> 00:01:13,967 - WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE GUYS DOING HERE? 28 00:01:13,967 --> 00:01:16,667 - YEAH, I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE WE'LL GET TO CUT OUT EARLY. 29 00:01:16,667 --> 00:01:18,067 - HEY, WOULD YOU TAP THAT? 30 00:01:18,067 --> 00:01:20,067 - WHO, CARLA? - NO, JOHN-JOHN. 31 00:01:20,067 --> 00:01:21,433 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 32 00:01:21,433 --> 00:01:22,900 - I'M MARRIED. - [groans] 33 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:26,667 WHAT'S THE WORD, GUYS? 34 00:01:26,667 --> 00:01:29,433 - SOME ACTOR WENT WEREWOLF ON THE CREW, I GUESS. 35 00:01:29,433 --> 00:01:31,833 - YEAH, COME TO DADDY. BEVO. 36 00:01:31,833 --> 00:01:33,300 - JESUS, JOHN-JOHN, THE BAT? 37 00:01:33,300 --> 00:01:35,367 HOW ABOUT GRABBING THE TRANQ-GUN ON THIS ONE? 38 00:01:35,367 --> 00:01:36,733 - WHAT? I GOT HANDS FOR BOTH. 39 00:01:36,733 --> 00:01:38,400 AND BESIDES, IT'S BEEN A WHILE 40 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:40,133 SINCE I HAD THE CHANCE TO TEAR UP SOME WOLF ASS. 41 00:01:40,133 --> 00:01:42,333 NOW YOU GONNA HOLD ME DOWN ON THAT BABY OR WHAT, HUH? 42 00:01:42,333 --> 00:01:44,233 - THAT WAS A LOT OF SYLLABLES. 43 00:01:44,233 --> 00:01:45,967 UH...NO. 44 00:01:45,967 --> 00:01:48,267 BUT IF YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT TAKING DOWN A WEREWOLF, 45 00:01:48,267 --> 00:01:49,600 HAVE AT IT. [clears throat] 46 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:51,267 AS A MATTER OF FACT, WHY DON'T YOU GUYS TAKE THE INSIDE, 47 00:01:51,267 --> 00:01:53,933 AND ME AND BILLY WILL TAKE THE PERIMETER? 48 00:01:53,933 --> 00:01:56,133 - PUSSIES. - WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT? 49 00:01:56,133 --> 00:01:57,567 YOU SCARED OF WEREWOLVES ALL OF A SUDDEN? 50 00:01:57,567 --> 00:01:58,800 - NAH, I DON'T WANNA PUT DOWN A WEREWOLF 51 00:01:58,800 --> 00:02:00,733 AND BE STUCK DOING PAPERWORK HERE ALL NIGHT. 52 00:02:00,733 --> 00:02:02,733 - HA! WHERE DO YOU HAVE TO BE? 53 00:02:02,733 --> 00:02:04,733 - PARENT-TEACHER CONFERENCE, LUCILLE'S FIRST, 54 00:02:04,733 --> 00:02:06,567 SO I WANNA BE THERE AND HEAR HOW SHE'S DOING. 55 00:02:06,567 --> 00:02:08,600 - IT'S KINDERGARTEN, STU. 56 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:09,900 HOW FAR BEHIND COULD SHE BE? 57 00:02:09,900 --> 00:02:11,633 - BEHIND? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! 58 00:02:11,633 --> 00:02:13,833 WE ONLY FEED HER SALMON AND BLUEBERRIES. 59 00:02:13,833 --> 00:02:16,500 I WANNA SEE HOW FAR AHEAD SHE IS. 60 00:02:16,500 --> 00:02:19,500 [suspenseful music] 61 00:02:19,500 --> 00:02:26,100 * * 62 00:02:26,100 --> 00:02:28,067 - [whispering] WHAT THE-- 63 00:02:28,067 --> 00:02:31,400 - WHAT? - OH. 64 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:33,500 - WE ARE WAIST-DEEP IN A PORN. 65 00:02:33,500 --> 00:02:35,267 GOTTA LOVE THE VALLEY. 66 00:02:35,267 --> 00:02:36,633 - HEY, YOU WANNA HEAR SOMETHING FUNNY? 67 00:02:36,633 --> 00:02:38,067 - WHAT YOU GOT? 68 00:02:38,067 --> 00:02:40,733 - BILLY. - CARLA. 69 00:02:40,733 --> 00:02:42,500 - THEY'RE SHOOTING A PORN MOVIE IN HERE. 70 00:02:42,500 --> 00:02:45,300 - GOD DAMN IT. - [laughing] 71 00:02:45,300 --> 00:02:46,500 THAT WAS GOOD. - I KNOW. 72 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:48,500 - ALL RIGHT. [clears throat] 73 00:03:07,067 --> 00:03:09,067 - OH, MY GOD. THANK GOD. 74 00:03:09,067 --> 00:03:10,567 PLEASE TELL ME THAT YOU GOT HIM. 75 00:03:10,567 --> 00:03:12,267 - WE'LL GET HIM. DON'T YOU WORRY. 76 00:03:12,267 --> 00:03:13,400 - GET HIM? 77 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:15,467 THAT'S, LIKE, NOT EVEN THE SAME THING. 78 00:03:15,467 --> 00:03:16,567 - HOW IS EVERYBODY IN HERE DOING? 79 00:03:16,567 --> 00:03:18,467 - THE GIRLS GOT A LITTLE ROUGHED UP, 80 00:03:18,467 --> 00:03:20,500 BUT THEY'RE PRETTY GOOD WITH THAT KIND OF STUFF-- 81 00:03:20,500 --> 00:03:22,433 IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 82 00:03:22,433 --> 00:03:24,067 AND THE REST OF US ARE FINE. 83 00:03:24,067 --> 00:03:26,067 WE JUST CAN'T FIND OUR MAKEUP GIRL. 84 00:03:26,067 --> 00:03:28,100 AND WE DO A LOT OF CLOSE-UPS. 85 00:03:29,767 --> 00:03:30,900 WHO ARE THESE GUYS? 86 00:03:30,900 --> 00:03:32,667 - OH, THEY'RE JUST DOING A NEWS PIECE. 87 00:03:32,667 --> 00:03:33,800 - YEAH? 88 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:35,300 HEY, WHAT DO YOU GUYS SHOOT ON? 89 00:03:35,300 --> 00:03:37,433 - THE RED. WHY, WHAT DO YOU GUYS USE? 90 00:03:37,433 --> 00:03:38,900 - I HAVE NO IDEA. 91 00:03:38,900 --> 00:03:40,500 I'M MORE ABOUT THE [bleep]. 92 00:03:40,500 --> 00:03:42,800 - [sighs] - WERE YOU HERE FOR ANY OF THIS? 93 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:44,200 - I WAS, BUT UNFORTUNATELY, 94 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:46,267 I WAS IN THE BATHROOM MASTURBATING THE WHOLE TIME. 95 00:03:46,267 --> 00:03:48,167 - EXCUSE ME? - HM? 96 00:03:48,167 --> 00:03:49,467 OH, I'M SORRY, I'M NOT A REAL COP. 97 00:03:49,467 --> 00:03:51,333 [chuckles] NAH, I'M JUST THE INSERT GUY. 98 00:03:51,333 --> 00:03:53,500 - YOU'RE GONNA NEED TO BE CLEARER. 99 00:03:53,500 --> 00:03:55,067 - I'M THE ONE WHO STEPS IN IF, YOU KNOW, 100 00:03:55,067 --> 00:03:56,867 THE TALENT HAS PERFORMANCE ISSUES. 101 00:03:57,967 --> 00:03:59,667 DO YOU WATCH PORN? 102 00:03:59,667 --> 00:04:01,867 - I DO SOMETIMES, BUT I'M GONNA MOVE ON NOW. 103 00:04:01,867 --> 00:04:03,867 TELL ME ABOUT YOUR WEREWOLF. 104 00:04:03,867 --> 00:04:05,900 - MANNY. HE'S A CONSUMMATE PRO. 105 00:04:05,900 --> 00:04:08,200 JUST ASK THE GIRLS, THEY'LL TELL YOU THEMSELVES. 106 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:10,167 - AND THE MAKEUP GIRL? 107 00:04:10,167 --> 00:04:12,067 - UH... MARA. 108 00:04:12,067 --> 00:04:13,833 SHE IS THE BEST IN THE BUSINESS. 109 00:04:13,833 --> 00:04:15,233 SHE CAN MAKE A VAGINA LOOK LIKE 110 00:04:15,233 --> 00:04:18,533 A PAIR OF SWEDISH BABY THUMBS. 111 00:04:18,533 --> 00:04:19,567 - YOU HAVE TO FIND HER. 112 00:04:19,567 --> 00:04:21,633 YOU HAVE TO MAKE SURE SHE'S OKAY. 113 00:04:23,100 --> 00:04:25,167 - BILLY, STUBECK. 114 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:27,333 [siren wails] 115 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:31,933 - MR. AND MRS. HANSON... 116 00:04:31,933 --> 00:04:35,533 [knocking] 117 00:04:35,533 --> 00:04:37,367 - HI. - MRS. HANSON? 118 00:04:37,367 --> 00:04:39,533 - YES, YES. YOU MUST BE OFFICER... 119 00:04:39,533 --> 00:04:42,133 - LANDRY. - LANDRY, THAT'S RIGHT. 120 00:04:42,133 --> 00:04:44,800 - OH, SORRY, THEY'RE JUST DOING A STORY ON THE UTF, 121 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:46,933 DON'T MIND THEM. - OH, OKAY, SURE. 122 00:04:46,933 --> 00:04:49,167 JEFFREY! - COMING. 123 00:04:49,167 --> 00:04:50,500 - IT'LL BE JUST A SECOND. 124 00:04:50,500 --> 00:04:52,200 - NO PROBLEM. - SO... 125 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:53,967 HOW DO YOU LIKE THE UTF? 126 00:04:53,967 --> 00:04:56,967 - I DO, YOU KNOW? IT'S, UM, CHALLENGING. 127 00:04:56,967 --> 00:05:00,733 AND I'M GUESSING YOU'RE MR. HANSON? 128 00:05:00,733 --> 00:05:02,600 - IN THE FLESH. AND THIS IS EDDIE. 129 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:05,167 - WELL, THIS IS MY FIRST TIME ON LOCKDOWN, 130 00:05:05,167 --> 00:05:07,267 BUT I'M SURE YOU GUYS KNOW THE DRILL. 131 00:05:07,267 --> 00:05:08,733 WE'RE COMING UP ON A FULL MOON, 132 00:05:08,733 --> 00:05:10,800 SO I JUST NEED TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU'RE IN COMPLIANCE 133 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:12,667 WITH CITY ORDINANCES REGARDING WEREWOLVES. 134 00:05:12,667 --> 00:05:14,367 - OF COURSE, OF COURSE. DO YOU WANNA COME IN? 135 00:05:14,367 --> 00:05:15,700 - PLEASE. - RIGHT THIS WAY. 136 00:05:15,700 --> 00:05:17,600 - THANKS. - OH, SWEETIE! 137 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:19,333 JEFFREY'S ROOM IS RIGHT UPSTAIRS. 138 00:05:19,333 --> 00:05:21,933 FOLLOW ME. - OKAY, GREAT. 139 00:05:21,933 --> 00:05:24,967 HE IS JUST THE CUTEST. - I KNOW, ISN'T HE? 140 00:05:24,967 --> 00:05:27,067 OH, THIS IS RIGHT WHERE I BRING HIS FOOD. 141 00:05:27,067 --> 00:05:28,400 WE HAVE PLENTY OF DEER IN THE FRIDGE. 142 00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:29,733 - OKAY. 143 00:05:29,733 --> 00:05:32,300 - OH, HERE. GO RIGHT AHEAD. 144 00:05:32,300 --> 00:05:33,500 - THANK YOU. - MM-HMM. 145 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:36,633 - AFTER YOU. - WOW. 146 00:05:36,633 --> 00:05:38,333 MRS. HANSON, THIS LOOKS GREAT. 147 00:05:38,333 --> 00:05:40,267 - THANK YOU. [giggles] 148 00:05:40,267 --> 00:05:41,933 - AND ARE YOU IN POSSESSION OF THE KEY? 149 00:05:41,933 --> 00:05:43,267 - OH, YES, YES. RIGHT HERE. 150 00:05:43,267 --> 00:05:44,500 - AH. - OH. 151 00:05:44,500 --> 00:05:46,367 HONEY, STOP IT. [giggles] 152 00:05:46,367 --> 00:05:47,600 - ONE OF THESE DAYS. [chuckles] 153 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:49,067 - SILLY. 154 00:05:55,100 --> 00:05:57,067 - I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'RE IN THERE SHOOTING PORN 155 00:05:57,067 --> 00:05:59,100 AND WE'RE OUT HERE WITH OUR THUMBS UP OUR ASSES. 156 00:05:59,100 --> 00:06:00,933 - WE'RE LOOKING FOR A WEREWOLF, BILLY. 157 00:06:00,933 --> 00:06:04,167 AND A MAKEUP GIRL. 158 00:06:04,167 --> 00:06:06,067 WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH ABOUT PORN, ANYWAY? 159 00:06:06,067 --> 00:06:07,900 - I DON'T KNOW. WHY DO YOU CARE SO LITTLE? 160 00:06:07,900 --> 00:06:11,200 - I CARE THAT THE GIRLS IN THOSE MOVIES 161 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:14,067 ARE SAD EXAMPLES OF CHILDHOOD TRAUMA AND PARENTAL NEGLECT. 162 00:06:14,067 --> 00:06:15,933 - MAYBE THEY JUST LIKE PORN. 163 00:06:15,933 --> 00:06:17,300 - YEAH, THAT'S PROBABLY IT. 164 00:06:17,300 --> 00:06:18,600 YOU DON'T THINK THEY HAVE SERIOUS PROBLEMS? 165 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:20,900 - I THINK COPS HAVE SERIOUS PROBLEMS. 166 00:06:20,900 --> 00:06:22,300 - HOW MUCH PORN DO YOU HAVE, ANYWAY? 167 00:06:22,300 --> 00:06:24,100 - TWO TERABYTES. 168 00:06:24,100 --> 00:06:25,500 - THAT'S GIBBERISH. IS THAT A LOT? 169 00:06:25,500 --> 00:06:27,933 - I DON'T KNOW. IS 8,000 MOVIES A LOT? 170 00:06:27,933 --> 00:06:29,267 - 8,000? 171 00:06:29,267 --> 00:06:31,233 HOW DO YOU EVEN WATCH THAT MANY MOVIES? 172 00:06:31,233 --> 00:06:33,067 - I DON'T WATCH THE WHOLE MOVIE, STUBECK. 173 00:06:33,067 --> 00:06:35,167 I'M USUALLY FLUSHING TISSUES AFTER THE FIRST SCENE. 174 00:06:35,167 --> 00:06:36,367 - AW! WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? 175 00:06:36,367 --> 00:06:37,400 - OH, JESUS. 176 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:38,900 DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT PORN? 177 00:06:38,900 --> 00:06:41,567 - [scoffs] NO, BECAUSE I LOVE MY WIFE. 178 00:06:41,567 --> 00:06:43,400 SHE GAVE ME A CALENDAR OF BOUDOIR PHOTOGRAPHS 179 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:44,933 FOR OUR FIFTH ANNIVERSARY. 180 00:06:44,933 --> 00:06:46,067 - WHAT ARE WE DOING OUT HERE? 181 00:06:46,067 --> 00:06:47,133 - [scoffs] I'M GONNA TELL THEM 182 00:06:47,133 --> 00:06:48,733 THERE'S NOTHING GOING ON OUT HERE. 183 00:06:48,733 --> 00:06:50,267 [glass shatters, thud] 184 00:06:50,267 --> 00:06:52,933 WHAT? 185 00:06:52,933 --> 00:06:55,800 OH, NO. 186 00:06:57,567 --> 00:06:58,700 - NOTHING. 187 00:06:58,700 --> 00:07:00,433 - WE'VE FOUND THE MAKEUP GIRL. 188 00:07:00,433 --> 00:07:01,833 THE WEREWOLF'S IN THE HOUSE. 189 00:07:11,933 --> 00:07:15,533 - I'M HERE WITH OFFICER JOE STUBECK. 190 00:07:15,533 --> 00:07:17,633 ONLY QUESTION IS... 191 00:07:17,633 --> 00:07:20,133 IF YOU HAD A SEX TOY RIGHT IN YOUR FACE, 192 00:07:20,133 --> 00:07:21,900 WOULD YOU RECOGNIZE IT? 193 00:07:21,900 --> 00:07:25,200 - NO, I PROBABLY-- STOP IT! 194 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:26,567 GET THAT AWAY FROM ME. 195 00:07:26,567 --> 00:07:27,967 - I GUESS NOT. 196 00:07:30,867 --> 00:07:32,700 [whispers] HOLD ON TO THIS. 197 00:07:32,700 --> 00:07:34,100 - WHY? IT'S NOT YOUR PROPERTY. 198 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:41,700 - [sighs] 199 00:07:41,700 --> 00:07:44,633 [exhales] 200 00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:49,333 - LEXI? TORI? 201 00:07:49,333 --> 00:07:51,167 - DO I KNOW YOU? 202 00:07:51,167 --> 00:07:54,067 - NO, BUT... I KNOW YOU GUYS. 203 00:07:54,067 --> 00:07:56,967 I MEAN, I'M NOT A FREAK ABOUT IT, BUT... 204 00:07:56,967 --> 00:07:58,600 - YOU'RE CLOSE. - WOW! 205 00:07:58,600 --> 00:08:00,333 - YOU'RE PRETTY MUCH A FREAK ABOUT IT. 206 00:08:00,333 --> 00:08:02,767 BILLY, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GET THESE GIRLS OUT OF HERE? 207 00:08:02,767 --> 00:08:04,800 - YEAH. - WHO ARE YOU? 208 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:05,867 - I'M THE INSERT GUY. 209 00:08:05,867 --> 00:08:07,867 - YEAH, YOU ARE. 210 00:08:07,867 --> 00:08:09,700 - DID YOU FIND MARA? 211 00:08:09,700 --> 00:08:13,333 - UH... LET'S TALK ABOUT THAT LATER. 212 00:08:13,333 --> 00:08:15,900 EVERYBODY, GET READY TO BOLT FOR THE FRONT DOOR. 213 00:08:15,900 --> 00:08:17,267 WE THINK THE WEREWOLF IS UPSTAIRS. 214 00:08:17,267 --> 00:08:18,867 [loud thud] 215 00:08:18,867 --> 00:08:20,933 - I DON'T THINK WE HAVE A CLEAN PATH TO THE DOOR. 216 00:08:20,933 --> 00:08:23,100 - INSERT GUY'S RIGHT. 217 00:08:23,100 --> 00:08:24,600 WE'LL SPLIT UP. TWO OF US STAY HERE. 218 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:26,067 TWO OF US TAKE DOWN THE WEREWOLF. 219 00:08:26,067 --> 00:08:27,300 - STAYING HERE. - I'M RIGHT WITH YOU. 220 00:08:27,300 --> 00:08:28,867 - OH, THAT'S SHOCKING. 221 00:08:28,867 --> 00:08:32,400 YOU GUYS ARE GONNA STAY HERE WITH THE PORN STARS. 222 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:34,800 CARLA, LET'S END THIS. 223 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:36,467 [sighs] 224 00:08:36,467 --> 00:08:39,200 - WOW! - HI. 225 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:41,067 - SO WHAT IS THE NAME OF THIS THING? 226 00:08:41,067 --> 00:08:42,833 I GOTTA KNOW WHAT TO LOOK FOR WHEN IT COMES OUT. 227 00:08:42,833 --> 00:08:44,967 - TWO GIRLS, ONE COP. 228 00:08:44,967 --> 00:08:47,067 - THAT IS AWESOME. - YEAH. 229 00:08:47,067 --> 00:08:48,533 AND IF YOU LOOK CLOSE, YOU CAN SEE ME IN THE PART WITH-- 230 00:08:48,533 --> 00:08:50,433 - QUIET DOWN, INSERT GUY. I DIDN'T ASK YOU 231 00:08:50,433 --> 00:08:52,067 TO INSERT YOURSELF INTO THIS CONVERSATION. 232 00:08:52,067 --> 00:08:54,067 - OKAY. 233 00:09:00,267 --> 00:09:02,467 - THAT BILLY'S A PIECE OF WORK, ISN'T HE? 234 00:09:02,467 --> 00:09:04,633 - I DON'T BLAME HIM. THOSE GIRLS ARE HOT. 235 00:09:08,467 --> 00:09:10,433 HEY, WHERE'D YOU FIND THE MAKEUP GIRL? 236 00:09:10,433 --> 00:09:12,800 - SHE CAME FLYING THROUGH A WINDOW. 237 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:14,733 BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT KILLED HER. 238 00:09:14,733 --> 00:09:16,167 SHE WAS TORN UP PRETTY GOOD. 239 00:09:16,167 --> 00:09:18,433 - GOD, CAN YOU IMAGINE A WORSE WAY TO GO? 240 00:09:20,367 --> 00:09:22,200 - EATEN BY ZOMBIES. 241 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:24,100 OR I HAVE A FEAR ABOUT BEING BURIED ALIVE. 242 00:09:24,100 --> 00:09:25,267 I HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT IT. 243 00:09:25,267 --> 00:09:27,300 IT'S KIND OF IRRATIONAL, I KNOW-- 244 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:29,500 - I WAS JUST MAKING SMALL TALK. - GOT IT. 245 00:09:29,500 --> 00:09:31,467 SURE, OKAY. 246 00:09:35,767 --> 00:09:39,367 - EVENING, MRS...TRAGER. 247 00:09:39,367 --> 00:09:42,067 SORRY TO INTERRUPT, I JUST NEED TO MAKE SURE 248 00:09:42,067 --> 00:09:43,933 THAT YOUR HUSBAND IS PROPERLY LOCKED DOWN. 249 00:09:43,933 --> 00:09:45,567 - NO, OF COURSE. THE ONLY THING IS, 250 00:09:45,567 --> 00:09:47,367 WE'VE ALREADY LOCKED HIM IN FOR THE WEEKEND, SO. 251 00:09:47,367 --> 00:09:49,333 - THAT'S GREAT. I JUST NEED TO VERIFY THAT. 252 00:09:49,333 --> 00:09:52,067 - BUT I TOLD YOU, HE'S IN HIS ROOM. 253 00:09:52,067 --> 00:09:53,433 YOU KNOW, WE HAVE ALWAYS COMPLIED 254 00:09:53,433 --> 00:09:54,833 WITH THE CITY'S LOCKUP PROCEDURE. 255 00:09:54,833 --> 00:09:55,967 - LOCKDOWN. 256 00:09:55,967 --> 00:09:58,167 AND I CAN'T CHECK YOU OFF MY LIST 257 00:09:58,167 --> 00:09:59,900 UNTIL I COME IN AND CHECK FOR MYSELF. 258 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:01,633 - [chuckles] AND I WOULD HAVE NO PROBLEM 259 00:10:01,633 --> 00:10:04,467 WITH THAT EXCEPT WE JUST HAD OUR FLOORS REDONE. 260 00:10:04,467 --> 00:10:07,033 - UM, MRS. TRAGER, EITHER YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO LET ME IN 261 00:10:07,033 --> 00:10:08,667 OR I'M GONNA FORCE MY WAY IN. 262 00:10:08,667 --> 00:10:10,533 - [sighs] 263 00:10:10,533 --> 00:10:12,567 HE ESCAPED, OFFICER. I AM SO SORRY. 264 00:10:12,567 --> 00:10:15,567 - HOW LONG AGO? - ABOUT 40 MINUTES AGO. 265 00:10:15,567 --> 00:10:17,633 I...I MUST'VE WAITED TOO LONG TO LOCK HIM IN, 266 00:10:17,633 --> 00:10:19,100 AND THEN HE STARTED ACTING UP, 267 00:10:19,100 --> 00:10:21,267 AND TO BE HONEST, I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE HE'S GONE TO. 268 00:10:21,267 --> 00:10:22,767 - YOU HAVE NO IDEA AT ALL? 269 00:10:22,767 --> 00:10:26,533 - WELL, UH, MAYBE HE'S GONE UP TO THE HIGHWAY TO CHASE CARS 270 00:10:26,533 --> 00:10:30,167 OR DOWN BY THE CREEK, DRINKING. 271 00:10:30,167 --> 00:10:33,500 [distant howling] 272 00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:34,733 PLEASE DON'T HURT HIM! 273 00:10:34,733 --> 00:10:37,800 HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING! 274 00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:39,867 AH, [bleep]. 275 00:10:39,867 --> 00:10:43,633 [car alarm and sirens] 276 00:10:46,133 --> 00:10:49,000 - IS THIS THE FIRST TIME YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN TO A PORN SET? 277 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,133 - TRUST ME, IT'S USUALLY NOT THIS EXCITING. 278 00:10:51,133 --> 00:10:52,733 IF YOU WANT, YOU CAN COME BY SOMETIME. 279 00:10:52,733 --> 00:10:55,467 - THAT WOULD BE... AWESOME. 280 00:10:55,467 --> 00:10:58,500 - YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS COULD PROBABLY BE PORN ACTORS. 281 00:10:58,500 --> 00:10:59,633 - NO, I COULD-- - YOU THINK SO? 282 00:10:59,633 --> 00:11:00,767 I ALWAYS THOUGHT WE COULD. - REALLY? 283 00:11:00,767 --> 00:11:02,333 - YEAH! [laughter] 284 00:11:02,333 --> 00:11:03,900 WHAT ABOUT YOU, TORI? 285 00:11:03,900 --> 00:11:05,600 YOU THINK I HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A PORN STAR? 286 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:07,567 - I DON'T KNOW. I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU NAKED. 287 00:11:07,567 --> 00:11:08,800 - WELL, IF YOU PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT, 288 00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:10,067 YOU JUST MIGHT, LITTLE RABBIT. 289 00:11:10,067 --> 00:11:11,167 - [giggles] 290 00:11:11,167 --> 00:11:13,533 WELL, I HOPE I PLAY MY CARDS RIGHT, 291 00:11:13,533 --> 00:11:15,633 'CAUSE, GOSH, I HAVEN'T SEEN A PENIS 292 00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:16,733 IN, LIKE, 20 MINUTES. 293 00:11:16,733 --> 00:11:18,300 - [giggles] - PORN HUMOR. 20 MINUTES. 294 00:11:18,300 --> 00:11:20,067 [laughter] - YEAH. 295 00:11:20,067 --> 00:11:22,467 - SO WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH YOUR PARTNER? 296 00:11:22,467 --> 00:11:24,467 - OH, YOU MEAN THIS CLOWN OVER HERE? 297 00:11:24,467 --> 00:11:26,233 - NO, CARLA. 298 00:11:26,233 --> 00:11:27,700 SHE SEEING ANYBODY? 299 00:11:27,700 --> 00:11:29,500 - THE [bleep] DO I KNOW? 300 00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:31,133 - WELL, WILL YOU TELL HER SOMETHING FOR ME? 301 00:11:31,133 --> 00:11:35,067 [loud growling] - [screams] 302 00:11:35,067 --> 00:11:36,933 [screaming] 303 00:11:41,067 --> 00:11:45,200 [screaming] 304 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:47,567 - TRANQ! TRANQ! AGH! TRANQ! 305 00:11:47,567 --> 00:11:49,367 [shoots] - [groans] 306 00:11:49,367 --> 00:11:52,733 - [growling, whimpering] 307 00:11:52,733 --> 00:11:54,933 - UGH! - [soft growling] 308 00:11:54,933 --> 00:11:56,233 - AND THAT'S HOW YOU KICK SOME WOLF ASS. 309 00:11:56,233 --> 00:11:59,400 - HELL YEAH. - [panting] 310 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:02,067 ALL RIGHT. NICE WORK, FELLAS. 311 00:12:02,067 --> 00:12:04,167 NICE WORK, INSERT GUY. 312 00:12:04,167 --> 00:12:06,167 - I USED TO TAPE BAR MITZVAHS. 313 00:12:06,167 --> 00:12:07,733 - I STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT IS YOU DO, 314 00:12:07,733 --> 00:12:09,700 BUT... - [whispers] 315 00:12:09,700 --> 00:12:11,800 - UGH! 316 00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:13,433 THAT'S A PAYING JOB? 317 00:12:14,767 --> 00:12:16,667 [car alarm wails] 318 00:12:16,667 --> 00:12:18,333 - [growling] 319 00:12:18,333 --> 00:12:20,633 [siren whoops] 320 00:12:20,633 --> 00:12:23,567 [distant howling] 321 00:12:28,233 --> 00:12:31,367 - [howling] 322 00:12:31,367 --> 00:12:33,067 - WHAT DO WE DO? 323 00:12:33,067 --> 00:12:34,867 - [growls, snarls] 324 00:12:38,433 --> 00:12:40,800 - MR. TRAGER, WAIT! 325 00:12:48,567 --> 00:12:51,433 - [howling] 326 00:12:58,133 --> 00:13:01,067 [growling, snarling] - [screams] 327 00:13:01,067 --> 00:13:04,267 AAH! UHH! AAH! 328 00:13:04,267 --> 00:13:06,300 - [howling] 329 00:13:06,300 --> 00:13:08,667 - AH! 330 00:13:17,167 --> 00:13:19,467 [groans] 331 00:13:21,733 --> 00:13:23,567 - [whimpers] 332 00:13:23,567 --> 00:13:26,067 - [grunting] 333 00:13:26,067 --> 00:13:29,100 YAH! YAH! YAH! YAH! 334 00:13:38,133 --> 00:13:40,067 - AH! 335 00:13:40,067 --> 00:13:42,667 - [sighs] JEEZ. 336 00:13:44,133 --> 00:13:45,933 UGH! 337 00:13:48,900 --> 00:13:51,067 - WHAT'S GOING ON? - RELAX. 338 00:13:51,067 --> 00:13:53,233 YOU'RE A GOOD BOY. 339 00:13:55,567 --> 00:13:57,100 - OKAY. 340 00:13:59,633 --> 00:14:01,367 - MISS, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND. 341 00:14:01,367 --> 00:14:04,067 STEP OVER HERE. 342 00:14:07,067 --> 00:14:09,133 LISTEN, THIS IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS, 343 00:14:09,133 --> 00:14:11,233 BUT AS A FATHER OF TWO LITTLE GIRLS, I HAVE TO ASK. 344 00:14:11,233 --> 00:14:13,067 WHAT MADE YOU TURN TO PORN? 345 00:14:13,067 --> 00:14:14,700 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 346 00:14:14,700 --> 00:14:16,467 - UH, I MEAN, USUALLY WITH THIS TYPE OF THING, 347 00:14:16,467 --> 00:14:19,733 WE EXPECT, YOU KNOW, NEGLECT, ABUSE... 348 00:14:19,733 --> 00:14:22,367 A BROKEN HOME, A SKETCHY BOYFRIEND. 349 00:14:22,367 --> 00:14:24,333 - MAYBE SOME OF THE OTHER GIRLS, BUT... 350 00:14:24,333 --> 00:14:25,967 I HAD A HEALTHY CHILDHOOD. 351 00:14:25,967 --> 00:14:29,200 GOOD GRADES, GOOD PARENTS, NO CREEPY UNCLES OR-- 352 00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:31,833 - HOW DOES ONE THEN END UP... 353 00:14:31,833 --> 00:14:33,067 - I WAS PRE-MED AT UCLA, 354 00:14:33,067 --> 00:14:34,500 AND I HATED ORGANIC CHEMISTRY. 355 00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:35,667 - YEAH, WHO DOESN'T? 356 00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:37,500 - AND I DROVE MY FRIEND TO A PHOTO SHOOT, 357 00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:40,100 AND THE GUY OFFERED ME A LAYOUT, AND PRETTY SOON I REALIZED... 358 00:14:40,100 --> 00:14:42,133 I COULD MAKE REALLY GOOD MONEY HAVING SEX, 359 00:14:42,133 --> 00:14:44,767 WHICH IS AWESOME. - YOU'RE NOT WRONG. 360 00:14:44,767 --> 00:14:47,300 - SHUT UP, BILLY. - YEP. 361 00:14:47,300 --> 00:14:49,633 - SO NO TRAUMA OF ANY KIND, 362 00:14:49,633 --> 00:14:51,633 NOTHING YOU THINK MIGHT'VE PUSHED YOU IN THIS DIRECTION? 363 00:14:51,633 --> 00:14:52,767 - NOPE. I MEAN, 364 00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:54,367 MY FATHER NEVER SHOWED UP 365 00:14:54,367 --> 00:14:56,833 TO ANY OF MY PARENT-TEACHER CONFERENCES. 366 00:14:56,833 --> 00:14:59,100 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT HAS TO DO WITH ANYTHING. 367 00:14:59,100 --> 00:15:01,867 - YOU'RE JOKING. - YEAH, OF COURSE I'M JOKING. 368 00:15:01,867 --> 00:15:03,867 [laughter] - OH, MY GOD. 369 00:15:03,867 --> 00:15:06,233 - BILLY TOLD ME YOU WERE FREAKING OUT 370 00:15:06,233 --> 00:15:08,233 ABOUT YOUR KID'S THING TONIGHT. - OH. 371 00:15:08,233 --> 00:15:09,267 NOT FUNNY, BILLY! 372 00:15:09,267 --> 00:15:10,933 - [giggles] - OH, MY GOD. 373 00:15:10,933 --> 00:15:12,633 THAT'S TERRIFYING. 374 00:15:12,633 --> 00:15:14,433 I'M SO AFRAID OF WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN IF-- 375 00:15:14,433 --> 00:15:16,100 - WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME? 376 00:15:16,100 --> 00:15:19,100 - UM, HOPEFULLY NOTHING TOO SERIOUS. 377 00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:20,467 HERE. JUST LEAN BACK, LEAN BACK. I GOT YOU. 378 00:15:20,467 --> 00:15:23,133 I'M GONNA LAY YOU DOWN. - [convulsing] 379 00:15:23,133 --> 00:15:25,533 - GUYS! 380 00:15:25,533 --> 00:15:27,600 - [panting] - GUYS! 381 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:28,633 - [growls] 382 00:15:32,300 --> 00:15:33,400 - GUYS! - [growls] 383 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,533 - NO, NO, NO, NO! NO, NO, NO, NO! 384 00:15:35,533 --> 00:15:37,600 [screaming] 385 00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:40,167 - [growling] 386 00:15:46,733 --> 00:15:48,333 - THANKS. 387 00:15:48,333 --> 00:15:50,733 - YOU'RE WELCOME. - YEAH. 388 00:15:50,733 --> 00:15:53,667 I'VE NEVER--I'VE NEVER PUNCHED A GIRL BEFORE. 389 00:15:53,667 --> 00:15:55,700 - THAT'S COMFORTING. - I FEEL LIKE 390 00:15:55,700 --> 00:15:58,233 SHE HAD IT COMING, THOUGH. YOU KNOW... 391 00:15:58,233 --> 00:16:00,333 SHE WAS TURNING INTO A WOLF AND EVERYTHING. 392 00:16:00,333 --> 00:16:02,800 [siren whoops] 393 00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:05,233 - [snores] 394 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:09,667 [siren wails] 395 00:16:09,667 --> 00:16:11,800 - OKAY. 396 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:12,867 [sighs] 397 00:16:12,867 --> 00:16:14,700 OH, JEEZ. 398 00:16:14,700 --> 00:16:16,300 OH. 399 00:16:16,300 --> 00:16:17,967 [sighs] 400 00:16:17,967 --> 00:16:22,467 DO EITHER OF YOU WANNA SWITCH FOR A LITTLE BIT? 401 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,933 - SURE, YEAH. I WILL. 402 00:16:26,933 --> 00:16:30,700 - THANK YOU. - SURE. 403 00:16:30,700 --> 00:16:33,633 - SWEET. 404 00:16:35,100 --> 00:16:37,067 - [chuckles] - HE'S HEAVY, HUH? 405 00:16:37,067 --> 00:16:38,067 - GOT IT. YEAH. 406 00:16:38,067 --> 00:16:39,733 - WATCH YOUR CORDS. 407 00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:46,600 [horn honks, siren wails] 408 00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:48,600 - ALL RIGHT, WATCH YOUR HEAD. 409 00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:50,467 THE TOP ONE. 410 00:16:50,467 --> 00:16:52,600 - [sighs] 411 00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:55,167 - HOW YOU FEELING, MANNY? 412 00:16:55,167 --> 00:16:56,333 - I GOT A CRAZY HEADACHE. 413 00:16:56,333 --> 00:16:58,867 BUT, YOU KNOW, OTHER THAN THAT-- 414 00:16:58,867 --> 00:17:01,767 SO WHAT, I HAD A LITTLE OUTBREAK, HUH? 415 00:17:01,767 --> 00:17:03,667 I MEAN, WHAT, HOW BAD? 416 00:17:03,667 --> 00:17:05,533 - THE MAKEUP GIRL'S DEAD, MANNY. 417 00:17:05,533 --> 00:17:07,500 - WAIT A MINUTE. 418 00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:09,700 YOU KNEW YOU HAD THE VIRUS? 419 00:17:09,700 --> 00:17:12,467 - LOOK, I HAVE NEVER WORKED ON MOON DAYS BEFORE. 420 00:17:12,467 --> 00:17:14,067 OKAY, I MEAN IT. 421 00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:15,900 BUT I GOT A FIVE-YEAR-OLD STARTING SCHOOL 422 00:17:15,900 --> 00:17:17,567 AND MY WIFE IS PREGNANT AGAIN. 423 00:17:17,567 --> 00:17:18,900 - WAIT, WAIT, YOU'RE MARRIED? - YEAH. 424 00:17:18,900 --> 00:17:21,900 SHE OWNS A CUPCAKE SHOP IN SILVER LAKE. 425 00:17:21,900 --> 00:17:23,600 LOOK, ANYWAY, I NEEDED THE MONEY, 426 00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:25,533 SO I WENT TO THIS DOCTOR WHO TOLD ME 427 00:17:25,533 --> 00:17:27,600 THAT HE COULD CONTROL THE OUTBREAK THROUGH DIET 428 00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:29,967 AND HOMEOPATHIC MEDICINE. 429 00:17:29,967 --> 00:17:31,933 - OH, NO. - WHAT? 430 00:17:31,933 --> 00:17:34,133 - OH, NO! STU, WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER? 431 00:17:34,133 --> 00:17:36,933 - [grunts] SHE WAS CONVULSING. 432 00:17:36,933 --> 00:17:40,067 THEN I NOTICED A SCRATCH WE DIDN'T SEE BEFORE. 433 00:17:40,067 --> 00:17:41,467 COME ON, COME ON. 434 00:17:41,467 --> 00:17:43,400 - OH, MAN! 435 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:44,833 - SHE CAME AT ME REALLY HARD. 436 00:17:44,833 --> 00:17:46,667 I'M SORRY, BILLY. 437 00:17:46,667 --> 00:17:48,067 - WHAT HAPPENED TO ME? 438 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,300 - IT'S OUR FAULT, TORI. 439 00:17:49,300 --> 00:17:51,233 NOT LIKE IT WOULD'VE MADE ANY DIFFERENCE, 440 00:17:51,233 --> 00:17:53,867 BUT WE SHOULD'VE CHECKED YOU FOR BITES AND SCRATCHES. 441 00:17:53,867 --> 00:17:56,500 GUESS THAT ONE WAS DEEP ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU THE VIRUS. 442 00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:58,433 - YOU MEAN THE VIRUS MANNY HAS? 443 00:17:58,433 --> 00:18:00,067 - YEAH. AND YOU KNOW WHAT, 444 00:18:00,067 --> 00:18:02,300 I'M PRETTY PISSED OFF AT THAT GUY RIGHT NOW. 445 00:18:02,300 --> 00:18:03,867 - [growls] - BAD DOG! 446 00:18:03,867 --> 00:18:05,067 - NO, I'M SURE HE DIDN'T KNOW HE HAD IT. 447 00:18:05,067 --> 00:18:06,600 - NO, HE KNEW. HE KNEW. 448 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:08,267 AND HE SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN PORNING TONIGHT! 449 00:18:08,267 --> 00:18:10,600 - WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO ME? 450 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:12,200 AM I STILL GONNA BE ABLE TO WORK? 451 00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:14,867 - YEAH, YOU CAN STILL WORK. 452 00:18:14,867 --> 00:18:15,933 - [scoffs] HOW? 453 00:18:15,933 --> 00:18:17,833 I LOOK LIKE AN OLD ITALIAN WOMAN. 454 00:18:17,833 --> 00:18:20,067 - YOU KNOW, IT'LL TAKE A DAY OR TWO FOR THAT TO GO AWAY. 455 00:18:20,067 --> 00:18:22,733 AND, YOU KNOW, YOU JUST CAN'T WORK ON FULL MOONS. 456 00:18:22,733 --> 00:18:24,400 LISTEN, WE PROMISE, 457 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:25,833 WE'LL GET YOU BACK ON YOUR KNEES IN NO TIME. 458 00:18:25,833 --> 00:18:27,533 - OH! - THAT'S ALL I NEEDED TO HEAR. 459 00:18:27,533 --> 00:18:30,533 - GOOD. - YOU OKAY, SWEETIE? 460 00:18:30,533 --> 00:18:32,600 IT'S NOT THAT BAD. CALL YOU TOMORROW. 461 00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:33,900 - LISTEN, BILLY, WE GOTTA GET YOUR FRIEND HERE 462 00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:35,633 DOWN TO THE STA-- - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 463 00:18:35,633 --> 00:18:37,633 PLEASE. - SO YOU STILL GONNA 464 00:18:37,633 --> 00:18:40,133 VISIT ME ON-SET, OR AM I RUINED FOREVER? 465 00:18:40,133 --> 00:18:41,167 - ARE YOU CRAZY? 466 00:18:41,167 --> 00:18:42,533 ANYTIME, ANYWHERE. 467 00:18:42,533 --> 00:18:43,867 YOU'RE STILL MY FAVORITE. 468 00:18:43,867 --> 00:18:45,400 - YOU MEAN THAT? 469 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:47,467 - I'LL NEVER EVEN LOOK AT ANOTHER ACTRESS. 470 00:18:47,467 --> 00:18:49,400 I MEAN, UNLESS SHE'S IN A SMOKIN' HOT THREE-WAY. 471 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:50,767 - UGH! - [giggles] 472 00:18:50,767 --> 00:18:52,400 - HOW ABOUT A HUG? 473 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:53,733 HUH? BRING IT IN. 474 00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:55,833 BRING IT IN CLOSER. 475 00:18:55,833 --> 00:18:58,900 OOH. UHH. 476 00:18:58,900 --> 00:19:01,067 SQUISHY BOOBIES. - LAWSUIT! 477 00:19:01,067 --> 00:19:02,133 [clears throat] LAWSUIT. 478 00:19:02,133 --> 00:19:03,767 - OKAY, ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, RELAX. 479 00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:05,833 WHAT, YOU WANT ONE TOO? 480 00:19:05,833 --> 00:19:07,133 - DO NOT HUG ME. - COME ON. 481 00:19:07,133 --> 00:19:08,233 - I DO NOT WANT A-- - COME HERE, BIG GUY. 482 00:19:08,233 --> 00:19:10,600 OOH! THERE IT IS. 483 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:14,167 RUN, TORI. RUN! 484 00:19:14,167 --> 00:19:18,367 RUN, TORI! RUN! - NIGHT, TORI. 485 00:19:18,367 --> 00:19:20,633 - YOU REALIZE WE JUST HAVE TO CHASE HER DOWN NOW. 486 00:19:20,633 --> 00:19:22,067 - I KNOW. 487 00:19:22,067 --> 00:19:23,833 I JUST THOUGHT THAT'D BE A COOL MOMENT 488 00:19:23,833 --> 00:19:25,133 TO WATCH HER RUN AWAY LIKE THAT. 489 00:19:25,133 --> 00:19:26,900 [chuckles] 490 00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:28,467 LISTEN... 491 00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:30,067 I GOT THIS, ALL RIGHT? 492 00:19:30,067 --> 00:19:32,200 WHY DON'T YOU GO TO THAT PARENT-TEACHER CONFERENCE? 493 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:34,167 - I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT ANYWAY. 494 00:19:34,167 --> 00:19:35,833 - DON'T TALK LIKE THAT, MAN. 495 00:19:35,833 --> 00:19:37,500 I'M NOT FREAKED OUT LIKE I WAS BEFORE. 496 00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:38,900 I MEAN, TORI SEEMS LIKE A NICE, YOUNG LADY. 497 00:19:38,900 --> 00:19:40,333 - SHE IS. 498 00:19:40,333 --> 00:19:41,867 YOU EVER SEEN ASS BLASTERS 12? 499 00:19:41,867 --> 00:19:43,433 - WHAT? EW! 500 00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:44,900 I'M GOING TO MY KID'S SCHOOL. - YOU GOT THIS? 501 00:19:44,900 --> 00:19:46,567 - I GOT IT. - ALL RIGHT. GET IN, MAN. 502 00:19:46,567 --> 00:19:48,300 - TELL THE WIFE AND KIDS I SAY HI. 503 00:19:48,300 --> 00:19:49,400 - THEY THINK YOU DIED. 504 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:51,067 [car door beeps] 505 00:19:51,067 --> 00:19:54,067 - YOU READY TO GO TO WORK? 506 00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:56,933 [car door closes] 'CAUSE IT'S SHOWTIME. 507 00:19:58,333 --> 00:20:01,267 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com 508 00:20:04,833 --> 00:20:06,800 - THIS IS THE UTF. - DO THEY KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? 509 00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:07,967 - [growls] 510 00:20:07,967 --> 00:20:09,267 - THIS IS THE UNDEAD TASK FORCE. 511 00:20:09,267 --> 00:20:12,800 - [screams] - UH, RUSSIA! 512 00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:14,267 [cheers and applause] - THEY'RE ZOMBIE FIGHTS. 513 00:20:14,267 --> 00:20:15,933 - OH! 514 00:20:15,933 --> 00:20:17,533 WOW! - YOU'RE REALLY PRETTY. 515 00:20:17,533 --> 00:20:19,067 - [coughing] - THANKS. 516 00:20:19,067 --> 00:20:20,467 [screaming] 517 00:20:20,467 --> 00:20:21,467 - YOU SURE YOU WANNA DO THIS? 518 00:20:21,467 --> 00:20:22,600 - GO TO THE BATHROOM! 519 00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:23,800 - ARE YOU ASKING ME OR TELLING ME? 520 00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:25,133 [gunshot] 33992

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