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>> Joe: Morning Earl.
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Hope I didn't wake you up.
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>> Earl: What are you doing up there, Joe?
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>> Joe: I'm just putting the finishing touches on her.
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Ain't she a peach?
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>> Earl: Well what the hell is it?
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>> Joe: It's a subspace interstellar communications
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array, of course!
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>> Speaker 3: And here we are, bottom of the 9th,
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the Rangers down by two.
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Thomas on third base, Gables on first,
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representing the tying run.
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Johnson takes the plate, it's been a rough night for
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the Rangers, and you can tell that tempers are running hot.
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Anderson's pitched a hell of a game this evening, but
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he has not done well against Johnson allowing-
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>> Joe: This is Joe McNut.
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Can anyone hear me please?
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>> Joe: Hello, hello?
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This is Earth, come in, over.
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>> Earl: Phil, what the hell you trying to do?
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>> Joe: Trying to contact me an alien race, Earl.
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>> Earl: Well do you have to do it now?
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>> Joe: I didn't know him.
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I suppose not.
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>> Joe: Hello space, come in over.
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This is Joe McNut.
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To space.
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>> Joe: Earl?
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What did you do?
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>> Earl: Probably some damn airplane toilet dropped its
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load.
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>> Joe: Then why are you taking your gun?
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>> Earl: Because whatever it is it's trespassing.
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>> Earl: You coming?
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>> [SOUND] >> Joe: One small step for,
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well wait up Earl.
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Hold on Earl, wait for me.
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>> Joe: This dang thing pulverized itself a cow.
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>> Earl: One cow, one bull.
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>> Joe: Now what are the chances of that happening?
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I've seen everything now.
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Except that, of course.
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>> Joe: Maybe you should poke it with a stick.
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>> Earl: I ain't poking it with no stick.
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>> Joe: That's it.
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Go on ahead, give her a good poke there.
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>> Joe: What, do you want me to do it?
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>> Joe: I don't know why you thought you had to go poke it
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with a stick.
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Get it all pissed off.
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>> Earl: Keep your voice down Joe.
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>> Joe: Now I suppose we'll have one of them intergalactic
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wars or something.
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Whole damn planet will probably be taken over.
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You and I'll be the first to go, but whatever.
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>> Earl: I said keep your voice down.
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Besides, there ain't no such thing as aliens.
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>> Joe: Then why are we hiding in a hay stack?
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>> Earl: Cuz whatever it is, it might be dangerous.
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>> Joe: I think I understand.
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You're a-feared of the unknown.
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>> Earl: I ain't no feared of the unknown.
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>> Joe: Yes, you is.
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>> Earl: No, I ain't.
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>> Joe: Yes, you is.
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>> Earl: No, I ain't.
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>> Joe: Yes, you is.
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>> Earl: Oh, now you all gone paranoid.
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How many times I gotta to say it?
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There ain't no such things as aliens!
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It's just you and me sitting on the porch and
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that's all it's ever going to be.
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>> [SOUND] >> Joe: Look Carl.
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>> Earl: Aliens!
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>> Speaker 4: Is this your property?
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>> Earl: Yes ma'am, me and my brother Joel.
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>> Speaker 4: I'm special agent Carlisle, with the NC66.
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Over the past several months we've been monitoring
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the deteriorating orbit of geostationary meteorological
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satellite number 216B4C10.
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>> Speaker 5: At 21:21 number 216B4C10 succumbed to
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the planet's gravitational pull and
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we've since tracked its beacon to this location.
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>> Speaker 4: We will now remove the satellite.
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>> Speaker 5: Your cooperation, though mandatory,
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is appreciated.
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>> Earl: Excuse me, what about my cow?
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>> Speaker 4: Sorry?
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>> Earl: Whatever the hell that thing is.
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It crashed into my field and blew up my stud bull and
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milking cow.
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>> Speaker 5: We are not trained to respond to that.
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>> Speaker 4: Your country thanks you.
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>> Earl: I suppose that's the government for ya, Joe.
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>> Earl: Hey, you dropped this.
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>> Joe: Throw it in the trash, Earl.
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It's garbage.
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>> Earl: You sure?
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I mean, you never know when those aliens will come down and.
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>> Earl: Makes you think though, doesn't it?
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>> Joe: About what?
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>> Earl: You know, about what's out there.
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>> Earl: Here we are, sitting on this porch night after night,
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drinking the same beers, never leaving this town.
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>> Earl: And one day, out of the blue, smack,
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here comes a goddamn weather satellite.
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Crashes into your field and
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turns your best bull into hamburger.
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And you realize we're not just sitting on this porch in
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the middle of this field,
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we are sitting on a front seat of a planet.
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That is shooting its way all across space.
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And who knows, maybe even time.
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>> Earl: In a way, Joel,
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>> Earl: You and me, we are astronauts.
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>> Joe: Yeah.
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>> Joe: I guess we is, ain't we?
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>> Joe: Hey Earl, that was awful good cow meat.
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>> Earl: Yeah, it wasn't half bad.
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Course it was probably crawling with radioactivity.
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>> Joe: Hey Earl.
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>> Earl: Lord what now?
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>> Joe: [LAUGH]
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Sure is one nice night.
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>> Earl: Yeah, it is, isn't it?
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>> Joe: Hello, hello, this is Earth, come in, over.
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