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This is a stickup.
Everybody down on the ground.
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Just stay on the floor,
and nobody gets hurt.
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Hurry up before - the pigs get here.
- Be cool.
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Why are you doing this?
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Because banks are a bummer, man.
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This mask is so hot.
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Ah, it's like my hair
was sweating.
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Flower, put your mask back on.
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Don't use my real name.
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That's not your real name.
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Oh, right, it's Susan.
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Let's get out of here.
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G-Go, go, go!
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Bye.
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Babe?
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Sam?
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Hey. I got you your favorite.
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Oh, Daisy's Coffee Shop.
I love this place. Thanks, babe.
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That is an americano
for my booboo,
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and a perfectly normal adult
caffeinated beverage for me.
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This is not a man who's destined
to keep it tight, Sam.
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What are you working on?
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Well, I'm trying to come up with
article ideas for my meeting
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at The Ulster County Review
tomorrow.
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The New Yorker
of the Hudson Valley?
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That's a big opportunity.
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Yeah, this is the kind
of serious journalism
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I've always wanted to do,
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and if it goes well, it could
turn into a regular gig.
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You're gonna kill it, babe.
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All right, I'll leave you to it.
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Mmm. Yum.
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Mmm. Mm.
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I can't watch a man
do this to himself.
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I'm okay with it.
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- Love you, babe.
- Ooh, wait.
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I've got an article
idea for you.
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What about a profile
of a local celebrity?
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Ooh, like who?
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I'm right here.
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You said you wanted
a good story,
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I'm a good story.
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Oh, I got a story.
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Did I ever tell you guys
about the time I robbed a bank?
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Only once a week
for the last 50 years.
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Wait, you robbed a bank?
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Flower's hippie cult
knocked off a bank,
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then gave the money
to poor people.
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This was the commune,
not the cult.
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They're very similar, but the
commune let you wear your shoes
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and you could still talk
to your family.
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A Robin Hood hippie
bank robbery? That's amazing.
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This should be
the article I write.
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Article? What's
she talking about?
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Oh, it's for a local magazine.
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This is exactly the kind
of thing they'd love.
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Quirky, human interest.
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Well you-you can't write
about it. I'm sorry.
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What?
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Flower, this would be, like,
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the biggest assignment
I've ever landed.
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They made me take
an eternal blood oath
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to never talk about it.
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Oh, totally not a cult.
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Flower, you told us
about it a million times.
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Well, that's different than
publishing it in a magazine.
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But, Flower, it would just be...
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I said no!
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So... I guess
we're back to Alberta.
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Hold up.
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"Back to Alberta."
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I think we just found our title.
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So, what do we think?
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I'm gonna say just moved
from the city, Ivy League.
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Close. Northwestern.
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You can see us?
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It's kind of a long story.
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I had this
near-death experience,
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and now I see ghosts.
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I guess that's not such
a long story.
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Name's Winky. Age 12
when I kicked the bucket.
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Headline? I got trampled
by a horse.
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I'm Shiki. I'm Lenape, and
I've been here since the 1500s.
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Lenape?
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I actually know a...
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Who are you talking to?
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I...
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I-I was, uh, just practicing
for our meeting.
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I was saying I actually know
some stories to pitch you.
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Let me just, uh,
check these out. Okay.
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Oh. Oh, okay, that... works.
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Okay. Oof, no. No.
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Did that. That's too obvious.
What's this in the margin here?
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Gummy bears?
Was there a listeria outbreak
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in the plant or something?
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No, my husband wrote that.
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He wanted me to pick up
gummy bears while I was in town
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because we ran out,
and he likes gummy bears.
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Look, there's some
good ideas in there,
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but if I'm gonna hire
a freelancer,
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I really need to be wowed,
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so unless you can do that,
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I'm gonna have to say,
"Nice to meet you,
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and I'm sorry."
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Wait, what if I told you
that I had a lead on a story
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about a group of hippies
who held up
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Hudson Valley Citizens Bank
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in the 1960s
and were never caught?
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I'm interested.
Who's your source?
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- Can you bring them in?
- No.
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Uh, only I can see them.
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Give me 6,000 words by Tuesday.
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Sold. A hippie bank robbery?
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You should've led
with that one, kid.
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Hey, babe.
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So, how'd it go?
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- Well, he bought one of my ideas.
- That's great.
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We're gonna celebrate tonight
with gummy bears,
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which you left in the car,
he said hopefully?
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So...
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which article did he buy?
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Look, you can't tell Flower.
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I literally can't see Flower.
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Oh, I was talking
to Alberta and Isaac.
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They were already
in here with you.
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That's not creepy at all.
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I panicked,
and I pitched the story
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about Flower's commune
robbing the bank.
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The editor flipped for it.
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That's great. Yes! Bravo!
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No, it's terrible.
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Flower explicitly told me
not to write about it.
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Okay, well,
she's not gonna know.
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Come on, babe,
this is your dream gig.
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I know, and now that
they bought it,
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it's not like I can
go back there saying,
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"Whoop, never mind." They'll
never want to work with me.
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Plus, this whole thing
makes no sense.
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For years, she's
bragged about it.
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Now, suddenly, she doesn't want
the whole world to know.
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Mm. That girl
is hiding something,
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and if she's hiding something,
it's probably juicy,
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and if it's juicy,
I'm gonna need to know it.
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Mm, Sam, you must
write this article.
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But Flower's my only source,
and I can't even interview her.
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So just have the ghosts do it.
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Yes. Yes. His mind
is as sharp as his jawline.
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And with questions
woven into conversation
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by her trusted ghost friends,
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she will be completely unaware.
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You think that'll work?
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The girl was staring at a shadow
for four hours yesterday,
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so yeah, I think
we can outfox her.
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Hey, babe, I...
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No one's gonna tell me
how that conversation ended?
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Oh, great, there
you are, Sasappis.
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Uh, seriously? Can I get
a roll call, please?
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Sure. Sasappis, Pete, Trevor.
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That's never not gonna be weird.
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I ran into this Lenape ghost
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who died around
the same time as you,
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and I was wondering
if you knew her.
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Her name was Shiki.
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Shiki? What? Are you serious?
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Did you just ask if two
Lenape people knew each other?
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She was the love of my life.
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That's like me asking you
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if you know another
white lady from Ohio.
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Shh. He knew her.
They were in love.
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Well, I was in love with her,
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and I thought she was
in love with me,
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so I killed a deer,
and brought it to her family.
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- Sure.
- And then I never heard from her again.
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Oh, my God.
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- What? What happened?
- She ghosted him.
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What? Excuse me? Hey, what's
that supposed to mean?
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I'm guessing
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they did not like
the ghosted thing.
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Oh, no, no, no.
Ghosting is what people say
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when you're dating someone,
and they just kind of vanish.
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Is the point that
ghosts have no manners?
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Walk me through this.
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Who knows what was going on
for Shiki 500 years ago.
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The point is she could be in
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a completely different
headspace now.
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I think you should reach out.
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I can pass on a message.
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Uh, okay, yeah.
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Uh, how about,"Shiki,
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"not a day has passed
since we parted
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"that I haven't thought of you.
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You are the love of my
life."JAY: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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That's coming on way too strong.
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What's the difference?
They're ghosts,
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and they can't even be
in the same place.
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But they could be,
one day, right?
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I mean, you guys do,
eventually, go up, right?
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Get sucked off, right.
Yes, in theory, they could.
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Yeah, so he's got to play
this right, and I can help.
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I mean, this is
basically texting,
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and who's better at texting
than your hubs?
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Texting was just
catching on when I died.
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I would've loved to work
with the medium more.
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Sasappis, you should just say
what you want to say.
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Women value honesty
and romance, not games.
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That's so cute.
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When I first met you,
I wanted to text you
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every two minutes,
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but I didn't do that,
you want to know why?
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Because it would've
scared you off.
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Okay, listen to this man, Sass.
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I'm not saying this is a Lyle
Lovett, Julia Roberts situation,
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but he did well for himself.
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You know what
my dating strategy is?
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I like to get myself
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in something I call
"the friendzone."
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Now, nine out of ten times you
end up completely desexualized,
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as if you're a puppy
or their brother,
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but, at the end of the day,
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you got a new friend,
so win-win, right?
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Yeah, I think I'm gonna go
with Jay on this one.
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Fine. Jay, Sasappis wants
to know what he should say.
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Okay, first of all,
delete that corny mess
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and repeat after me,
"'Sup," apostrophe,
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S-U-P. End it with a period.
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It is a question,
but we don't care enough
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to put a question mark, do we?
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- Sup.
- Oh, this guy's good.
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I am ready to be Miyagi'd.
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Oh, hello, Flower.
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Just popping in for a casual
chat amongst close friends.
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Oh, hey, guys.
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You know what I thought
was awesome, Isaac?
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Oh, what's that, Alberta?
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How my girl, Flower, here
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stood up to Sam
about the bank robbery.
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That's not Sam's storyto tell,
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that's Flower's thing.
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Agreed.
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Although, I'm curious
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as to why you didn't want her
to write the story.
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Considering how freely you
bless us with retellings of it.
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Well, just between us?
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Obviously.
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There's just a part of the story
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I'm not ready to tell.
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Mm, that's all you need to say.
Mm-hmm.
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Although, I'm worried that Sam,
conniving Living that she is,
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will find some way to trick you
250
00:08:39,344 --> 00:08:40,694
into telling her
your dark secret.
251
00:08:40,737 --> 00:08:42,913
- Do you think?
- It's a risk, though...
252
00:08:42,957 --> 00:08:44,567
Here's a thought,
253
00:08:44,611 --> 00:08:46,491
what if you were tell us
your deep, dark secret,
254
00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:49,137
so we can help steer Sam
as far away from it as possible?
255
00:08:49,180 --> 00:08:52,967
Wait, why are you guys asking me
so many questions about myself?
256
00:08:53,010 --> 00:08:55,056
What? Uh, it's
perfectly consistent
257
00:08:55,099 --> 00:08:56,773
with our personalities
to want to know more
258
00:08:56,797 --> 00:08:58,078
about our good old
friend, Flower.
259
00:08:58,102 --> 00:09:00,714
Well, if we're
such good friends,
260
00:09:00,757 --> 00:09:02,019
what's my last name?
261
00:09:10,114 --> 00:09:12,595
- It's Montero.
- Montero!
262
00:09:12,639 --> 00:09:14,597
I knew that.
- I remember that. - Mm-hmm.
263
00:09:14,641 --> 00:09:16,599
Okay. So, here's
what I want to know,
264
00:09:16,643 --> 00:09:19,776
since you guys are acting
all suspicious and stuff...
265
00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:25,347
Oh, my God.
Is she still with us?
266
00:09:25,390 --> 00:09:26,696
- What's going on?
- Hard to say.
267
00:09:29,220 --> 00:09:31,005
Wait, what-what were we
just talking about?
268
00:09:31,048 --> 00:09:32,180
It was important, wasn't it?
269
00:09:32,223 --> 00:09:33,921
You know, I don't really recall.
270
00:09:33,964 --> 00:09:36,837
- Oh, wait, was it love?
- Sure.
271
00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:38,273
Oh, I love love.
272
00:09:38,316 --> 00:09:39,753
I also hate tomatoes,
273
00:09:39,796 --> 00:09:41,885
and those are a couple
of things about me.
274
00:09:41,929 --> 00:09:43,234
- Good to know.
- Uh, yes.
275
00:09:43,278 --> 00:09:44,798
I am glad we got
to the bottom of that.
276
00:09:48,326 --> 00:09:51,634
Hey. I gave Shiki the message.
277
00:09:51,678 --> 00:09:52,940
It wasn't easy.
278
00:09:52,983 --> 00:09:54,681
The editor was very curious
279
00:09:54,724 --> 00:09:56,397
as to why I just showed up
with no appointment.
280
00:09:56,421 --> 00:09:57,771
Uh, you're back.
281
00:09:57,814 --> 00:09:59,990
Hey. Can I help you?
282
00:10:00,034 --> 00:10:01,688
Uh, I just stopped by
to let you know
283
00:10:01,731 --> 00:10:03,646
how things were going
with the article.
284
00:10:03,690 --> 00:10:05,039
Okay.
285
00:10:05,082 --> 00:10:07,432
Right, uh, so I
dropped by the bank,
286
00:10:07,476 --> 00:10:09,434
and they're putting me
in touch with a woman
287
00:10:09,478 --> 00:10:11,262
who was a young teller
at the time,
288
00:10:11,306 --> 00:10:14,483
so I'm gonna give her a call,
and that is where we're at.
289
00:10:14,526 --> 00:10:15,963
Okay, that's it, yeah.
290
00:10:16,006 --> 00:10:17,505
Uh, feels like this
could've been an email
291
00:10:17,529 --> 00:10:20,097
- or a non-share, really.
- Mm.
292
00:10:20,141 --> 00:10:22,075
- So, what did she say?
- Did you read her the message?
293
00:10:22,099 --> 00:10:23,623
Yes, I did.
294
00:10:23,666 --> 00:10:25,165
I read the message
that you guys workshopped,
295
00:10:25,189 --> 00:10:27,670
and let me say again,
I was not a fan of it.
296
00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:30,717
"Sup. Cool you're
still around, Shiki.
297
00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:33,458
Would love to hear
the haps sometime. Maybe."
298
00:10:35,417 --> 00:10:38,986
That's-that's it.
That's all he said.
299
00:10:39,029 --> 00:10:40,335
"Sup"?
300
00:10:40,378 --> 00:10:42,554
And? And...
301
00:10:42,598 --> 00:10:44,948
she had a response.
302
00:10:44,992 --> 00:10:46,210
"Hey."
303
00:10:46,254 --> 00:10:49,344
- "Hey"? That's it?
- Oh, she's good.
304
00:10:49,387 --> 00:10:51,433
What? How is that good?
What do we do now?
305
00:10:51,476 --> 00:10:53,304
Sasappis is freaking out,
which makes sense
306
00:10:53,348 --> 00:10:55,132
because, clearly,
that was terrible advice.
307
00:10:55,176 --> 00:10:56,612
No, no, no, no, no.
308
00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,962
If she's playing the game,
that means she's interested.
309
00:10:59,006 --> 00:11:01,443
All we have to do now
is craft the perfect reply.
310
00:11:01,486 --> 00:11:03,271
Good news is we have
a week to do it,
311
00:11:03,314 --> 00:11:04,968
anything sooner than that
is just thirsty.
312
00:11:05,012 --> 00:11:06,578
I am so out of my element
313
00:11:06,622 --> 00:11:07,860
with this written
communication thing.
314
00:11:07,884 --> 00:11:09,886
Funny guys must
clean up these days.
315
00:11:09,930 --> 00:11:12,149
I'd be friendzoning
everybody, hard.
316
00:11:15,152 --> 00:11:17,502
Good news, Samantha.
We found out
317
00:11:17,546 --> 00:11:19,809
that Flower has a deep dark
secret about the robbery.
318
00:11:19,853 --> 00:11:21,463
Oh, amazing. What is it?
319
00:11:21,506 --> 00:11:24,074
No, no, that's it.
We just found out she has one.
320
00:11:24,118 --> 00:11:25,772
Is that enough to go off?
321
00:11:25,815 --> 00:11:27,295
Now let's talk byline.
322
00:11:27,338 --> 00:11:29,297
Alberta and I are fine
if your name comes first,
323
00:11:29,340 --> 00:11:30,927
since you'll be doing
most of the typing.
324
00:11:30,951 --> 00:11:32,300
However...
325
00:11:32,343 --> 00:11:34,183
Okay, just had a pretty intense
acid flashback,
326
00:11:34,215 --> 00:11:36,347
but I remember before that,
you guys were asking me
327
00:11:36,391 --> 00:11:38,088
a bunch of questions
about the robbery.
328
00:11:38,132 --> 00:11:40,134
Why were you doing that?
329
00:11:40,177 --> 00:11:43,093
Because... we're interested
in your life, Flower.
330
00:11:43,137 --> 00:11:45,748
And now you're talking to Sam,
who wanted to write the article
331
00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:48,011
about me before... Oh, my God,
332
00:11:48,055 --> 00:11:49,752
she's piecing it together
in real time.
333
00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:52,146
Nobody move. She has one
plus one, but I'm not confident
334
00:11:52,189 --> 00:11:53,625
she realizes it makes two.
335
00:11:53,669 --> 00:11:55,976
This is ridiculous.
Flower, I'm sorry.
336
00:11:56,019 --> 00:11:57,629
The editor didn't like
my other ideas,
337
00:11:57,673 --> 00:11:59,675
and I was desperate,
so I pitched your story.
338
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:03,026
- Whoa. Not groovy, Sam.
- I know.
339
00:12:03,070 --> 00:12:04,549
It was wrong, but I still
340
00:12:04,593 --> 00:12:06,049
don't get why
you don't want the article.
341
00:12:06,073 --> 00:12:07,509
Yeah, what are you
hiding, Flower?
342
00:12:07,552 --> 00:12:08,858
Yes, just tell us, Flower.
343
00:12:08,902 --> 00:12:10,860
Why are you so afraid to share
344
00:12:10,904 --> 00:12:12,688
that which you claim to be
the most proud of?
345
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:15,256
Because I'm not proud
of it, okay?
346
00:12:15,299 --> 00:12:17,040
The money never went
to any good cause.
347
00:12:17,084 --> 00:12:18,346
The commune never donated it.
348
00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:19,869
What? Why not?
349
00:12:19,913 --> 00:12:22,698
Because before they could
give it away, I stole it.
350
00:12:25,962 --> 00:12:28,051
Really? No one else gasped?
351
00:12:28,095 --> 00:12:29,681
Well, I guess if you're
not gasping at that,
352
00:12:29,705 --> 00:12:31,315
you're simply not a gasper.
353
00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:38,758
After the bank robbery,
the commune spent weeks debating
354
00:12:38,801 --> 00:12:41,021
what to do with the money.
355
00:12:41,064 --> 00:12:42,587
Seven...
356
00:12:42,631 --> 00:12:43,850
Eight...
357
00:12:43,893 --> 00:12:45,503
And... all right,
358
00:12:45,547 --> 00:12:49,899
so that's nine for helping out
the feral cats of Costa Rica.
359
00:12:49,943 --> 00:12:52,162
And one for narwhals.
360
00:12:52,206 --> 00:12:54,382
Damn it, Brenda.
It has to be unanimous.
361
00:12:54,425 --> 00:12:56,036
- I'm not changing my vote.
- Look,
362
00:12:56,079 --> 00:12:58,168
Brenda, the feral cats
of Costa Rica
363
00:12:58,212 --> 00:13:00,431
live in awful conditions.
364
00:13:00,475 --> 00:13:03,783
They sleep in the dirt.
365
00:13:03,826 --> 00:13:06,742
They-they have no escape
from the elements.
366
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:09,049
They eat out of the garbage.
367
00:13:11,051 --> 00:13:12,704
I have an idea.
368
00:13:12,748 --> 00:13:16,883
What if we used the money
to help people in need.
369
00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:19,450
Like, specifically, us.
370
00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:23,019
No, guys,
371
00:13:23,063 --> 00:13:24,325
the narwhals need us.
372
00:13:24,368 --> 00:13:27,067
No, feral cats, Brenda, come on.
373
00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:30,070
So, then Ira and I
took the money and bolted,
374
00:13:30,113 --> 00:13:31,811
and then I got attacked
by a bear,
375
00:13:31,854 --> 00:13:33,900
and I've had an eternity
to think about what I did.
376
00:13:33,943 --> 00:13:35,858
Well, it sounds like
you just made a mistake.
377
00:13:35,902 --> 00:13:38,382
No, Sam, I'm a fraud.
378
00:13:38,426 --> 00:13:40,645
I wanted to be a person
who helped others,
379
00:13:40,689 --> 00:13:44,258
but I just helped myself.
380
00:13:47,565 --> 00:13:49,741
- Well, now I feel bad.
- Yeah, me, too.
381
00:13:49,785 --> 00:13:51,787
Sam should've never
written that article.
382
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,745
But you told me to.
383
00:13:53,789 --> 00:13:56,183
We're dead, and just
looking for exciting things
384
00:13:56,226 --> 00:13:57,880
to happen around here
to fill up the days.
385
00:13:57,924 --> 00:13:59,360
Why are you listening to us?
386
00:14:01,623 --> 00:14:03,320
So...
387
00:14:03,364 --> 00:14:05,845
did you get a reply
from Sasappis for me?
388
00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:09,457
No, they all w...
Uh, he wanted me to wait a week.
389
00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:11,894
- I don't know.
- Oh. Okay.
390
00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:13,069
I understand.
391
00:14:13,113 --> 00:14:14,331
Wait a minute.
392
00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:16,899
This is crazy.
He's playing games.
393
00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:18,901
And, as a woman,
I know you want the truth.
394
00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:21,904
The truth is Sasappis loves you,
and he's always loved you,
395
00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:23,166
and he always will love you,
396
00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:24,820
and I can't think
of a better person
397
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,301
for you to hopefully one day
spend eternity with.
398
00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:30,478
Whoa. That's a little intense.
399
00:14:30,521 --> 00:14:32,045
- Oh, God.
- Oh, no, no, no.
400
00:14:32,088 --> 00:14:34,308
It's cool, I guess.
401
00:14:34,351 --> 00:14:37,877
I-I got a thing
in the, uh, copy room.
402
00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:39,835
Oh, God, wait.
403
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,184
Did you not want me to come in?
404
00:14:41,228 --> 00:14:42,664
To my office?
405
00:14:42,707 --> 00:14:44,840
I'm sorry, I need
to talk to you, Lewis.
406
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,407
I really appreciate
the opportunity,
407
00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:48,800
but I can't write - the article.
- Excuse me?
408
00:14:48,844 --> 00:14:51,673
I just realized it would,
it would hurt a friend.
409
00:14:51,716 --> 00:14:53,893
Again, email.
410
00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:57,244
Okay, email. I get that.
411
00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:01,988
Knock, knock.
412
00:15:02,031 --> 00:15:04,468
I don't want to see anyone
right now, Alberta.
413
00:15:06,470 --> 00:15:07,970
I just have one thing
I got to tell you,
414
00:15:07,994 --> 00:15:09,256
then I'll leave you be.
415
00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:12,955
I never shared the stage
with Cab Calloway.
416
00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:14,957
I know I always brag about that,
417
00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:16,393
but it didn't happen.
418
00:15:16,437 --> 00:15:19,092
I did share a cab with him once.
419
00:15:19,135 --> 00:15:22,008
Nope! You know what?
Ah! I'm lying again.
420
00:15:22,051 --> 00:15:23,618
I never even met the man.
421
00:15:24,662 --> 00:15:27,100
And I was never at
the Boston Tea Party.
422
00:15:27,143 --> 00:15:28,710
I was in Boston
423
00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:29,972
at a tea party,
424
00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:32,279
but it was at
my Aunt Geraldine's house.
425
00:15:32,322 --> 00:15:33,628
It was a lovely affair.
426
00:15:33,671 --> 00:15:35,499
Why are you guys
telling me this?
427
00:15:35,543 --> 00:15:38,241
None of us lived up
to exactly who we wanted to be.
428
00:15:38,285 --> 00:15:40,069
That doesn't make you a fraud.
429
00:15:40,113 --> 00:15:42,245
You're the biggest do-gooder
of all us ghosts.
430
00:15:42,289 --> 00:15:44,160
Granted, that's a selfish crew.
431
00:15:44,204 --> 00:15:45,814
But you set the bar,
432
00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:47,990
and you need to know that.
433
00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:49,165
Thanks, guys.
434
00:15:50,732 --> 00:15:52,647
Flower, hey.
435
00:15:52,690 --> 00:15:55,519
I wanted to tell you
I'm not gonna write the article,
436
00:15:55,563 --> 00:15:57,434
and I'm sorry I went
behind your back.
437
00:15:57,478 --> 00:16:00,655
You had a moment of weakness.
I know the feeling.
438
00:16:01,525 --> 00:16:03,440
Hmm, I wonder what Ira did
with all that money.
439
00:16:03,484 --> 00:16:06,008
Me, too. Ira wanted
to blow it all on a house,
440
00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:08,228
and I was like,
"No, we should open a business."
441
00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:10,491
You know, so we didn't
have to rob any more banks.
442
00:16:10,534 --> 00:16:11,753
Oh, what kind of business?
443
00:16:11,796 --> 00:16:13,276
A fair trade coffee shop
444
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:14,843
that totally paid
the bean farmers
445
00:16:14,886 --> 00:16:16,473
what they should get paid,
and was, like,
446
00:16:16,497 --> 00:16:18,847
not bad for the earth,
but Ira said,
447
00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:20,330
"Daisy, we don't know
the first thing
448
00:16:20,370 --> 00:16:21,502
about starting a business."
449
00:16:21,545 --> 00:16:22,938
Daisy?
450
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,984
Yeah, that was
Ira's nickname for me
451
00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:27,029
'cause I was his special flower.
452
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:29,292
Also, 'cause it's a weed
and I love weed.
453
00:16:29,336 --> 00:16:31,251
Come with me, now.
454
00:16:31,294 --> 00:16:32,556
Okay.
455
00:16:37,257 --> 00:16:38,910
What is this?
456
00:16:38,954 --> 00:16:40,869
It's your fair trade
coffee shop, Flower,
457
00:16:40,912 --> 00:16:42,958
except it's got, like,
a hundred locations.
458
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,481
Someone stole my idea?
459
00:16:44,525 --> 00:16:46,483
Oh, she's so close
to getting it.
460
00:16:46,527 --> 00:16:47,702
God love her.
461
00:16:47,745 --> 00:16:50,096
Wow. Read this.
462
00:16:50,139 --> 00:16:53,925
"The founder of Daisy's
Coffee Shop is Ira Klein.
463
00:16:53,969 --> 00:16:55,666
"In memory of his
late girlfriend,
464
00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:58,321
"profits go toward
underprivileged communities
465
00:16:58,365 --> 00:16:59,844
and bear safety education."
466
00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:03,674
Ira made my dream come true.
467
00:17:03,718 --> 00:17:06,547
Now that is a good ending
to your article, Sam.
468
00:17:06,590 --> 00:17:07,896
Maybe you should just write it.
469
00:17:07,939 --> 00:17:09,202
Are you sure?
470
00:17:09,245 --> 00:17:11,552
I was so worried
about people, like,
471
00:17:11,595 --> 00:17:14,337
judging me for my
biggest mistake, but,
472
00:17:14,381 --> 00:17:16,296
now I see something
groovy came out of it.
473
00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:20,039
Also is anyone else
seeing that color?
474
00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:21,823
Is there even a name for that?
475
00:17:21,866 --> 00:17:23,912
And the horse
has left the stable.
476
00:17:28,438 --> 00:17:29,831
Well, I have some news.
477
00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:31,789
Lewis loved
the bank robbery article.
478
00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:33,835
Yes!
479
00:17:33,878 --> 00:17:36,403
And-and he said Daisy's Coffee
Shop is even cool with it.
480
00:17:36,446 --> 00:17:38,492
Apparently, the statute
of limitations ran out,
481
00:17:38,535 --> 00:17:40,035
and they think it makes them
look badass.
482
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,321
Ooh, they're not wrong.
483
00:17:41,364 --> 00:17:42,974
Best news for last,
484
00:17:43,018 --> 00:17:44,909
he wants me to come in next week
to pitch more ideas.
485
00:17:44,933 --> 00:17:46,848
That's incredible. Babe,
486
00:17:46,891 --> 00:17:49,155
- I'm so proud of you.
- Thank you.
487
00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:51,070
Alberta, I heard
you were very helpful
488
00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:53,091
with Sam's article, which I
thought should be acknowledged.
489
00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:55,117
Aw, thanks, Pete.
You're a good friend.
490
00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:57,641
Oh, friend. Wow, thank you.
491
00:17:57,685 --> 00:18:00,557
Hello, friendzone. I'm in.
492
00:18:00,601 --> 00:18:01,645
While you are at
493
00:18:01,689 --> 00:18:05,519
the magazine, you can give Shiki
494
00:18:05,562 --> 00:18:07,129
her next message.
495
00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:08,391
Jay nailed it.
496
00:18:08,435 --> 00:18:11,655
It's, "yo yo yo."
497
00:18:11,699 --> 00:18:13,440
The simplicity, right?
498
00:18:13,483 --> 00:18:15,137
You know what? No.
499
00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:17,226
No more aloof messages.
I can't take the waiting.
500
00:18:17,270 --> 00:18:20,273
I can't take not being honest.
I'm not a games guy.
501
00:18:20,316 --> 00:18:21,404
I'm looking for a woman
502
00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:22,903
who wants a dead deer
on her doorstep,
503
00:18:22,927 --> 00:18:25,104
and when I find her,
I'm gonna love her forever.
504
00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:26,801
I am so glad you said that
505
00:18:26,844 --> 00:18:29,760
because, the last time
I went in, I kind of lost it,
506
00:18:29,804 --> 00:18:31,458
and I basically said
exactly that.
507
00:18:31,501 --> 00:18:33,460
What? Well, what'd she say?
Did she like it?
508
00:18:33,503 --> 00:18:34,983
Not really.
509
00:18:35,026 --> 00:18:36,767
Seriously?
510
00:18:36,811 --> 00:18:37,986
Fix this. Jay!
511
00:18:38,029 --> 00:18:39,988
- Uh, he can't hear you.
- What's he saying?
512
00:18:40,031 --> 00:18:41,946
I want the games back, please.
513
00:18:41,990 --> 00:18:43,339
He's thanking me.
514
00:18:43,383 --> 00:18:44,993
You ruined everything.
515
00:18:45,036 --> 00:18:46,908
You're welcome.
516
00:18:46,951 --> 00:18:50,172
Hey, did I ever tell you guys
about the time I robbed a bank?
517
00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:51,782
Okay.
518
00:18:57,788 --> 00:18:59,007
Okay, I mean, I get it.
519
00:18:59,050 --> 00:19:00,617
I guess people just play games,
520
00:19:00,661 --> 00:19:03,490
but I don't love that
my husband is so good at it.
521
00:19:03,533 --> 00:19:04,752
Okay.
522
00:19:04,795 --> 00:19:06,493
I've been meaning
to show you this
523
00:19:06,536 --> 00:19:08,364
for a while now.
524
00:19:08,408 --> 00:19:11,454
Here. This is a screengrab
of a text that I sent you
525
00:19:11,498 --> 00:19:13,891
exactly one minute
after your cab pulled away,
526
00:19:13,935 --> 00:19:15,197
the night of our first date.
527
00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:17,504
- Oh, cute.
- Read it.
528
00:19:17,547 --> 00:19:19,332
"Samcakes... is it okay
529
00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:21,116
"that I call you that?
530
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,205
"I feel like that'll be
my nickname for you.
531
00:19:23,249 --> 00:19:26,121
I'll call you Samcakes
and you'll call me Jay-bae"?
532
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,818
I know. Keep reading.
533
00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:29,274
"I know you're not supposed
to say stuff like that,
534
00:19:29,298 --> 00:19:31,082
"and maybe I'm tipsy,
but I like you.
535
00:19:31,126 --> 00:19:33,433
"Like, really like you.
536
00:19:33,476 --> 00:19:36,697
And I think you
might be the one."
537
00:19:36,740 --> 00:19:38,220
Oh, I never got that text.
538
00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:39,874
Yeah, because
by some grace of God
539
00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:41,049
it never went through.
540
00:19:42,311 --> 00:19:44,226
Okay, yeah, I would've
run for the hills.
541
00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:46,097
- Obviously.
- I mean, you were psycho.
542
00:19:46,141 --> 00:19:48,380
That guy's gonna crawl inside of
your skin and wear you to prom.
543
00:19:48,404 --> 00:19:49,623
Okay, see?
544
00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:50,991
- Now will you help me?
- Fine, Sass.
545
00:19:51,015 --> 00:19:54,236
Shiki will get a
"yo yo yo" on Tuesday.
546
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:56,760
I can't believe I'm using
my ghost powers for this,
547
00:19:56,804 --> 00:19:59,459
but, I guess, if it means
you two could end up together
548
00:19:59,502 --> 00:20:01,852
to do whatever it is
that ghosts do...
549
00:20:01,896 --> 00:20:03,724
I was wondering about this.
So, tell me,
550
00:20:03,767 --> 00:20:05,682
can ghosts actually have sex?
551
00:20:05,726 --> 00:20:08,685
We can. We just can't finish.
It's very frustrating.
552
00:20:08,729 --> 00:20:10,687
He says they can,
but they can't finish.
553
00:20:10,731 --> 00:20:12,274
- Interesting.
- Gosh, I hate to do this,
554
00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:13,647
but I've got some work to do.
555
00:20:13,690 --> 00:20:15,692
No, no, no, no, no.
Sam, first question,
556
00:20:15,736 --> 00:20:17,259
can they take off
their own clothes?
557
00:20:17,303 --> 00:20:19,303
Sam, come back, I want
to tell Jay about ghost sex.
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