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[ominous music]
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[woman screams]
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[logo whooshes]
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[TV static buzzing]
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[foreboding music]
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[ominous music]
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[TV static buzzing]
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[ominous music]
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[foreboding music]
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[TV static buzzing]
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[ominous music]
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[foreboding music]
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What is that?
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Blood?
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What is that box?
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"Do not open"?
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[man sniffs]
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Holy fuck, it smells!
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What?
[foreboding music]
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[glass cracks]
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Fuck, where are the lights?
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[blood splatters]
[man groans]
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[ominous music]
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Welcome back.
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[ominous music]
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[TV static buzzing]
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[man breathing heavily]
[heartbeat thumping]
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[woman gasping]
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[ominous music]
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[foreboding music]
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[solemn orchestral music]
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[Narrator] Pretty,
pretty thing.
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All innocent in white.
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Don't you wish to join the
creatures of the night?
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They say you should be good,
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and they tie you up in rules,
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but your mommy didn't have
you by being a good girl.
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Ignore that.
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Thou shalt not.
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It only leads to
torture and war.
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Embrace what thou wills,
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and discover yourself and more.
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[thunder cracks]
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So, break the bones and dance.
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Just follow your
heart's desires.
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Let your passions
blow wild and free,
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and set the world on fire!
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[tense music]
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[foreboding music]
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[ominous music]
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[camera whirs]
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[foreboding music]
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[ominous music]
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This is my moment.
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[ominous music]
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Looking good!
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Fire!
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[tense music]
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What the hell are
you doing in here?
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[men shouting]
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[assailant grunting]
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[victim choking]
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[foreboding music]
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[ominous music]
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This is the coroner report
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of county coroner Michael Smith.
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Patient is a white male,
approximately 46 years old.
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No apparent signs
of strangulation.
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Toxicity report
came back negative.
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Organ analysis shows no sign
of other interior disease,
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and there did not appear to be
any outward sign of struggle.
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According to
the police report,
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the patient was found on
the living room floor,
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and there were no
signs of forced entry.
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In my professional opinion,
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this patient died
of natural causes.
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And that's all anyone's
ever gonna know.
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[ominous music]
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[foreboding music]
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[ominous music]
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[ghostly whispering]
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Jenny, I need to talk to you!
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Leave me the fuck alone.
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- No, it's important!
- Leave me alone, weirdo.
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[electricity crackling]
[Jenny screaming]
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[ominous music]
[ghostly whispering]
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[foreboding music]
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[Reporter] Reports
of pets in the area
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going missing in the night.
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Locals authorities
suggest, if you have a pet-
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[switch clicks]
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[Girl] Good night, dad.
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[Dad] Good night, pudding.
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[ominous music]
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[monster sniffing]
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[door creaks]
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[dad snoring]
[monster sniffing]
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[Girl] Gotcha!
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[blood splatters]
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[dad snoring]
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Ah, perfect.
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[tense music]
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[foreboding music]
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[baby crying]
[solemn music]
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[Dad] There, there, child.
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[Woman] Hi, we're back.
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We had such a lovely
time at the park.
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It's a pity you missed it.
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Who's we?
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Huh?
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Huh?
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[baby crying]
What the?
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[tense music]
[man groaning]
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Oh my God.
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[man groaning]
[blood splattering]
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[gentle lullaby music]
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[foreboding music]
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[somber music]
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Sit down!
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Sit down, sit down!
[girl shrieks]
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[women scream]
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Shut up, shut
up, hand it over!
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What?
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What do you think?
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Let go and hand it over, now!
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What makes you think
I won't use this?
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It's not that easy to kill
someone with that thing.
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Certainly not the first one.
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You can have your
finger on that trigger,
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and your finger is
squeezing real hard like,
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but then, your finger
and your brain,
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that all-important
connection, then-
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[gunshot bangs]
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[girl shrieks]
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[Girl] Oh my God, oh my God!
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[girl shrieks]
[man groaning]
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Oh my God, oh my God,
oh my God, oh no!
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[man groaning]
[girl sobs]
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[foreboding music]
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[gentle music]
[birds chirping]
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[solemn piano music]
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[ominous music]
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[blood splatters]
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[distorted music]
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[foreboding music]
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[TV static buzzes]
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Do you confess to the
murder of Amber Smith?
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[ominous music]
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[TV static buzzes]
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[door creaks]
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[blood splatters]
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[water burbling]
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[killer chuckles]
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[TV static buzzes]
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Yes.
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Did you know the
victim personally?
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No.
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Then why did you do it?
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It's the blood.
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It's all about the blood, man.
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[killer chuckles]
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[TV static buzzes]
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[foreboding music]
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[ominous music]
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Do you want to
know if they're mine?
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I'll tell you what you
really want to know.
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[man cackles]
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You want to know
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how long it took for me to
drain the blood from their body.
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You want to know.
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All the juicy, gory details,
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like how I ripped
out their hearts.
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[man cackles]
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Don't tell me what I did.
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I'll tell you what I did.
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That's how this goes.
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I'm the only one that knows.
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Me!
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[man cackles]
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No one else!
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No one else.
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Do you want to know their names?
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Well, then fetch me my hat.
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This isn't a discussion!
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Get me
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my hat!
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Hat.
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[man chuckles]
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[foreboding music]
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[somber jazzy music]
♪ Someday ♪
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♪ When you grow lonely ♪
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♪ Your heart will
break like mine ♪
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♪ And you'll want me only ♪
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♪ After you've gone ♪
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♪ After you've gone away ♪
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♪ Oh, you're gonna
miss me, baby ♪
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♪ After, maybe ♪
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♪ Someday ♪
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♪ When you grow lonely,
your heart will break ♪
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♪ For me only ♪
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♪ After you've gone ♪
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♪ After you've gone away ♪
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[gunshot bangs]
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[foreboding music]
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[ominous music]
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[footsteps thumping]
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[camera beeps]
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Fucking bitch.
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I hope you don't
have any kids.
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[blood splatters]
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[footsteps thumping]
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[ominous music]
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[foreboding music]
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[crickets chirping]
[lively music]
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[woman gasps]
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[woman screams]
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[zombies groaning]
[lively music]
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[woman screams]
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[blows thumping]
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[zombies groaning]
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[crickets chirping]
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My savior!
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Oh, honey.
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[tense music]
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[foreboding music]
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[party crowd
indistinctly chattering]
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Hey.
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Hey, have you
seen Dan anywhere?
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No, I haven't.
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Oh, he's always late.
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Do you know where my purse is?
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Uh, yeah, inside
the bedroom, I think.
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[party crowd
indistinctly chattering]
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[Voice] Emily.
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[suspenseful music]
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[door slams]
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Open the door!
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Open the door!
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There's someone in here!
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Open the door, please!
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Open the door!
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Open it, please,
there's someone in here!
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Open the door!
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Hey, what's going on?
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I just heard screaming.
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It's just a Halloween prank.
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Oh.
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Yeah, Dan's inside,
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scaring her with some
stupid mask or something.
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Oh.
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What?
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- Dan?
- Hey.
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Sorry I'm late.
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Where's Emily?
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Shit.
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[blood splattering]
[tense music]
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[Rebecca screams]
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00:27:00,721 --> 00:27:03,657
[foreboding music]
260
00:27:08,530 --> 00:27:11,198
[ominous music]
261
00:27:22,810 --> 00:27:25,813
[strange whooshing]
262
00:27:28,550 --> 00:27:31,886
[dog distantly barking]
263
00:27:33,387 --> 00:27:36,323
[faint clattering]
264
00:27:40,861 --> 00:27:43,632
[ethereal music]
265
00:27:56,844 --> 00:27:59,514
[ominous music]
266
00:28:03,618 --> 00:28:06,120
[tense music]
267
00:28:14,195 --> 00:28:16,797
[woman screams]
268
00:28:38,419 --> 00:28:41,355
[foreboding music]
269
00:28:46,193 --> 00:28:50,464
[TV static buzzes]
[ominous music]
270
00:28:50,497 --> 00:28:55,503
Get off my lawn, you
man bun wearing assholes!
271
00:28:56,671 --> 00:28:59,440
Man buns, be a real
man and grow a beard!
272
00:29:00,841 --> 00:29:04,478
You're a fucking scumbag,
so I need the money now.
273
00:29:04,512 --> 00:29:07,881
All right, I got it.
274
00:29:07,915 --> 00:29:09,116
[dish clatters]
275
00:29:09,149 --> 00:29:11,819
[water burbles]
276
00:29:13,287 --> 00:29:14,922
Yeah, it won't be a problem.
277
00:29:14,955 --> 00:29:16,257
Oh, I'm dead.
278
00:29:16,290 --> 00:29:18,492
Do you agree? He does agree.
279
00:29:18,526 --> 00:29:19,994
What the fuck was that?
280
00:29:20,027 --> 00:29:21,095
If you're buying street drugs,
281
00:29:21,128 --> 00:29:22,329
watch out for the mushrooms
282
00:29:22,363 --> 00:29:23,665
that have the little
red dots on them.
283
00:29:23,698 --> 00:29:25,799
I know I'm tripping balls.
284
00:29:25,833 --> 00:29:28,335
[man retches]
285
00:29:37,845 --> 00:29:39,847
[Voice] Die, die, die!
286
00:29:41,081 --> 00:29:42,216
You want some more?
287
00:29:42,249 --> 00:29:43,817
Die, die, die, die!
288
00:29:45,654 --> 00:29:47,087
You want some more?
289
00:29:47,121 --> 00:29:49,890
[ethereal music]
290
00:30:01,435 --> 00:30:04,338
[foreboding music]
291
00:30:08,976 --> 00:30:11,646
[ominous music]
292
00:30:15,115 --> 00:30:18,285
[wind chimes ringing]
293
00:30:20,921 --> 00:30:24,526
["Happy Birthday" playing]
294
00:30:39,674 --> 00:30:42,343
[ominous music]
295
00:30:48,916 --> 00:30:51,418
[tense music]
296
00:30:56,423 --> 00:30:58,660
[flesh rips]
297
00:30:58,693 --> 00:31:03,665
[man groans]
[rope creaking]
298
00:31:04,298 --> 00:31:06,433
[ominous music]
299
00:31:08,837 --> 00:31:11,305
[tense music]
300
00:31:24,652 --> 00:31:27,589
[foreboding music]
301
00:31:32,192 --> 00:31:34,796
[solemn music]
302
00:32:27,147 --> 00:32:29,651
[tense music]
303
00:33:40,387 --> 00:33:43,290
[foreboding music]
304
00:33:52,032 --> 00:33:55,435
[solemn classical music]
305
00:34:47,220 --> 00:34:50,558
[tense classical music]
306
00:35:03,871 --> 00:35:06,808
[foreboding music]
307
00:35:11,713 --> 00:35:14,381
[ominous music]
308
00:35:20,989 --> 00:35:24,157
[baseball bat thumps]
309
00:35:30,031 --> 00:35:33,200
[baseball bat thumps]
310
00:35:34,602 --> 00:35:37,105
[tense music]
311
00:36:03,965 --> 00:36:06,634
[intense music]
312
00:36:12,339 --> 00:36:15,442
[gentle piano music]
313
00:36:19,147 --> 00:36:22,482
[Man] A truly great
thing he has done.
314
00:36:24,552 --> 00:36:27,454
[foreboding music]
315
00:36:32,627 --> 00:36:36,864
[overwhelming
mechanical whirring]
316
00:37:33,154 --> 00:37:36,057
[foreboding music]
317
00:37:41,195 --> 00:37:43,898
[logo whooshes]
318
00:37:51,304 --> 00:37:53,975
[text whooshes]
319
00:37:54,876 --> 00:37:57,310
Hello, Karl. Remember me?
320
00:37:57,344 --> 00:37:58,646
Picture the face.
321
00:37:58,679 --> 00:38:01,381
[priest laughs]
322
00:38:01,414 --> 00:38:02,884
Yeah, you remember.
323
00:38:05,485 --> 00:38:08,089
It's not a very good thing
when you laugh in my face.
324
00:38:08,122 --> 00:38:09,590
Fuck off, whatever.
325
00:38:09,624 --> 00:38:14,061
It brings me to this
horrible boiling point,
326
00:38:14,095 --> 00:38:15,495
and I just erupt.
327
00:38:16,697 --> 00:38:19,700
It makes me very, very angry.
328
00:38:19,734 --> 00:38:20,902
Really?
329
00:38:20,935 --> 00:38:22,136
I know where this
fuck-up of a man
330
00:38:22,170 --> 00:38:25,706
that I'm starting at,
right before me, lives,
331
00:38:25,740 --> 00:38:27,074
and I will come for you, Karl.
332
00:38:27,108 --> 00:38:28,276
You ain't coming here.
333
00:38:28,308 --> 00:38:31,311
You will really,
really regret the day
334
00:38:31,344 --> 00:38:34,148
that you ever laughed
in my fucking face.
335
00:38:35,817 --> 00:38:38,485
[priest laughs]
336
00:38:41,222 --> 00:38:43,423
Where the fuck are you?
337
00:38:43,456 --> 00:38:45,226
This ain't real.
338
00:38:45,259 --> 00:38:46,060
This ain't real.
339
00:38:46,093 --> 00:38:48,596
[Karl chokes]
340
00:38:49,997 --> 00:38:51,431
It's happening.
341
00:38:51,464 --> 00:38:53,968
[Karl groans]
342
00:38:55,636 --> 00:38:58,306
[ominous music]
343
00:39:02,475 --> 00:39:05,213
[credits whoosh]
344
00:39:14,055 --> 00:39:16,891
[foreboding music]
345
00:39:23,564 --> 00:39:27,335
[traffic distantly roars]
346
00:39:27,367 --> 00:39:29,971
[solemn music]
347
00:39:53,594 --> 00:39:54,896
[lights crackle]
348
00:39:54,929 --> 00:39:57,598
[ominous music]
349
00:40:00,334 --> 00:40:03,337
[TV static buzzing]
350
00:40:06,439 --> 00:40:09,110
[ghostly wailing]
351
00:40:09,143 --> 00:40:11,812
[woman screams]
352
00:40:11,846 --> 00:40:14,348
[tense music]
353
00:40:21,289 --> 00:40:24,225
[foreboding music]
354
00:40:28,729 --> 00:40:31,498
[VHS tape whirs]
355
00:40:33,267 --> 00:40:35,937
[ominous music]
356
00:40:48,950 --> 00:40:51,451
[tense music]
357
00:40:53,020 --> 00:40:55,488
[door creaks]
358
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:08,069
[killer farts]
359
00:41:08,102 --> 00:41:10,571
[ominous music]
360
00:41:10,604 --> 00:41:13,074
[tense music]
361
00:41:15,843 --> 00:41:16,877
No, no, no!
362
00:41:18,012 --> 00:41:19,479
Come on, no, no!
363
00:41:20,715 --> 00:41:22,717
No, no, leave me alone!
364
00:41:22,750 --> 00:41:24,385
What do you want? No!
365
00:41:24,418 --> 00:41:27,088
[hammer thumps]
366
00:41:39,333 --> 00:41:43,070
[distorted whirring]
367
00:41:43,104 --> 00:41:46,007
[foreboding music]
368
00:41:57,184 --> 00:41:59,854
[ominous music]
369
00:42:19,473 --> 00:42:21,042
[Woman] Oh, baby!
370
00:42:23,210 --> 00:42:25,880
[woman screams]
371
00:42:29,650 --> 00:42:32,653
[blood splattering]
372
00:42:48,803 --> 00:42:51,472
[woman gasping]
373
00:42:56,377 --> 00:42:58,079
[blood splatters]
374
00:42:58,112 --> 00:43:00,781
[ominous music]
375
00:43:07,588 --> 00:43:10,124
[birds cawing]
376
00:43:15,564 --> 00:43:18,432
[foreboding music]
377
00:43:23,370 --> 00:43:26,040
[ominous music]
378
00:44:31,772 --> 00:44:34,708
[foreboding music]
379
00:44:42,683 --> 00:44:45,853
Hey, baby, do you
want to get kinky?
380
00:44:47,154 --> 00:44:48,590
Fuck yeah!
381
00:44:48,623 --> 00:44:51,626
The safe word is "muffin lived".
382
00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:56,363
[tense metal music]
383
00:44:58,332 --> 00:45:02,671
[indistinct screamo
vocals playing]
384
00:45:06,641 --> 00:45:09,376
[blows thumping]
385
00:45:15,816 --> 00:45:20,522
[indistinct screamo
vocals playing]
386
00:45:20,555 --> 00:45:22,823
[woman giggles]
387
00:45:22,856 --> 00:45:24,124
Muffin, oh...
388
00:45:28,162 --> 00:45:31,732
Okay, strike that
from the record.
389
00:45:31,765 --> 00:45:32,866
[Woman] You like that?
390
00:45:32,900 --> 00:45:34,868
All right, yeah.
391
00:45:34,902 --> 00:45:38,806
[indistinct screamo
vocals playing]
392
00:45:38,839 --> 00:45:41,842
[blows thumping]
[intense metal music]
393
00:45:41,875 --> 00:45:44,613
[woman cackling]
394
00:45:57,559 --> 00:45:58,693
[woman chuckles]
395
00:45:58,727 --> 00:46:01,495
[man choking]
396
00:46:01,529 --> 00:46:03,864
What are you doing, honey?
397
00:46:05,299 --> 00:46:10,304
Oh, shit, muffin, muffin lived,
muffin lived, muffin lived!
398
00:46:11,038 --> 00:46:12,473
[Woman] Okay.
399
00:46:12,507 --> 00:46:16,777
[indistinct screamo
vocals playing]
400
00:46:17,978 --> 00:46:20,914
I don't want to
get kinky anymore.
401
00:46:28,155 --> 00:46:31,058
[foreboding music]
402
00:46:35,396 --> 00:46:38,132
[dramatic music]
403
00:46:47,041 --> 00:46:49,711
[ominous music]
404
00:47:11,365 --> 00:47:15,269
[upbeat music faintly playing]
405
00:47:33,020 --> 00:47:36,256
[Ominous Voice]
Don't touch the coin.
406
00:47:40,060 --> 00:47:42,496
[footsteps thumping]
407
00:47:42,530 --> 00:47:45,966
[ominous music]
408
00:47:45,999 --> 00:47:49,903
[upbeat music faintly playing]
409
00:47:53,474 --> 00:47:56,043
[Ghostly Voice] Put it back.
410
00:47:56,076 --> 00:48:01,081
[ominous music]
[indistinct whispering]
411
00:48:09,089 --> 00:48:13,026
[upbeat music faintly playing]
412
00:48:13,060 --> 00:48:15,362
Stay out. Stay out.
413
00:48:15,396 --> 00:48:17,565
[Ominous Voice] Stay out!
414
00:48:18,767 --> 00:48:19,601
Stay out!
415
00:48:21,335 --> 00:48:23,170
[Ghostly Voices] Get out.
416
00:48:23,203 --> 00:48:24,739
Get out. Stay out.
417
00:48:24,773 --> 00:48:26,173
Leave the woods.
418
00:48:26,206 --> 00:48:28,308
Don't touch the coin, run!
419
00:48:28,342 --> 00:48:29,176
Get out!
420
00:48:30,344 --> 00:48:31,513
Get out, get out!
421
00:48:31,546 --> 00:48:33,213
Run, don't touch the coin!
422
00:48:33,247 --> 00:48:35,517
Stay out, stay out!
423
00:48:35,550 --> 00:48:36,350
Run.
424
00:48:36,383 --> 00:48:39,052
[ominous music]
425
00:48:43,157 --> 00:48:44,592
[Girl] Help me.
426
00:48:45,693 --> 00:48:50,698
Help me.
427
00:49:01,543 --> 00:49:04,111
[solemn music]
428
00:49:46,153 --> 00:49:49,089
[foreboding music]
429
00:49:58,165 --> 00:50:00,835
[ominous music]
430
00:52:23,711 --> 00:52:26,614
[foreboding music]
431
00:52:30,652 --> 00:52:33,387
[dramatic music]
432
00:52:45,533 --> 00:52:49,436
[suspenseful orchestral music]
433
00:53:17,397 --> 00:53:20,568
[lawn mower whirring]
434
00:53:55,368 --> 00:53:56,838
[Sidekick] She's beautiful,
435
00:53:56,871 --> 00:54:01,175
And she was beautiful
when she died 300 years ago.
436
00:54:02,677 --> 00:54:05,312
Well, hold the stake
above her heart,
437
00:54:05,345 --> 00:54:07,414
and I will end her unholy-
438
00:54:07,447 --> 00:54:09,751
- Whoa, whoa, when do I
get to use the mallet?
439
00:54:09,784 --> 00:54:10,918
What?
440
00:54:10,952 --> 00:54:12,186
Well, it's just, you know,
441
00:54:12,220 --> 00:54:13,721
I'm always stuck
holding the stake,
442
00:54:13,755 --> 00:54:16,758
and let's be honest, your aim
isn't as good as it used to.
443
00:54:16,791 --> 00:54:18,526
One mistake, once!
444
00:54:18,559 --> 00:54:19,493
How am I ever going to learn
445
00:54:19,527 --> 00:54:21,229
if you won't give me a chance?
446
00:54:21,261 --> 00:54:25,365
Oh, so now you're the
master vampire hunter.
447
00:54:25,398 --> 00:54:26,634
Is that it?
448
00:54:26,667 --> 00:54:29,137
Old Man Herdenburg can't
cut the mustard anymore.
449
00:54:29,170 --> 00:54:30,270
Is that what people are saying?
450
00:54:30,303 --> 00:54:32,372
Sir, I meant no disrespect.
451
00:54:33,608 --> 00:54:37,245
No, it is I who
should apologize.
452
00:54:37,277 --> 00:54:39,947
You serve me faithfully
and well these many years.
453
00:54:39,981 --> 00:54:41,281
You've earned it.
454
00:54:41,314 --> 00:54:43,551
To you goes the
honor of the kill.
455
00:54:47,387 --> 00:54:50,024
Oh, where did she go?
456
00:54:50,057 --> 00:54:53,227
[tense music]
[vampire growls]
457
00:54:53,261 --> 00:54:56,798
[suspenseful music]
458
00:54:56,831 --> 00:54:59,567
[stake clatters]
459
00:55:04,272 --> 00:55:07,942
[dramatic orchestral music]
460
00:55:27,295 --> 00:55:29,063
Oh, where did she go?
461
00:55:35,269 --> 00:55:36,304
Jeez.
462
00:55:36,336 --> 00:55:37,271
[Director] Cut.
463
00:55:37,305 --> 00:55:38,338
Ah!
464
00:55:38,371 --> 00:55:41,309
[foreboding music]
465
00:55:46,547 --> 00:55:49,482
[droning ambiance]
466
00:55:59,359 --> 00:56:02,429
[ghostly whispering]
467
00:57:17,705 --> 00:57:20,374
[gunshot bangs]
468
00:57:33,387 --> 00:57:36,290
[foreboding music]
469
00:57:39,660 --> 00:57:42,663
[TV static buzzing]
470
00:57:50,638 --> 00:57:53,708
[gentle piano music]
471
00:58:56,704 --> 00:58:59,373
[ominous music]
472
01:00:30,831 --> 01:00:33,334
[tense music]
473
01:01:07,835 --> 01:01:10,471
[intense music]
474
01:01:19,079 --> 01:01:22,082
[TV static buzzing]
475
01:01:52,112 --> 01:01:54,782
[ominous music]
476
01:06:32,727 --> 01:06:35,730
[TV static buzzing]
477
01:07:37,025 --> 01:07:39,928
[foreboding music]
478
01:07:57,058 --> 01:08:02,058
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