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??? Previously
on "Resident Alien"...
??? I need to go home.
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??? You're taking me home, right?
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??? Ahh!
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??? Harry, you can't fix it.
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??? I have to.
If I do not, I am stuck here.
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??? If someone sees this,
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then things
will get worse for you.
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[tense music]
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??? What's that?
??? A survival kit.
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??? Botulinum is injectable.
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Maybe all he or she would need
to do is inject a toxin
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into a single insulin vial.
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Both the boot and the foot
were found in the same area.
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What if they fought inside,
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and then Harry
threw dead foot guy
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through the front doors?
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??? And I throw you in the lake.
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??? Looks like we might have
a new prime suspect.
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??? You didn't complete
your mission.
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They'll just send someone else
to kill everyone for you.
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??? Everyone, including Asta?
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??? She's a human, so yes.
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??? This cannot happen.
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Hello?
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Asta?
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Hello?
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Asta?
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Where is everybody?
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Asta?
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D'arcy?
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Ahh!
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D'arcy.
What happened to you?
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??? You...
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[clears throat]
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Sorry??????you let me die.
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You let us all die, big bummer.
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??? Asta.
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??? Way too late for her.
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??? No, not Asta.
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??? She's dead because of you.
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??? I have to help her.
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??? Help her what,
get a better burial site?
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Come on, I mean,
she's at the top of the hill.
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It's as good as you can get.
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I'm down by the pond
and geese.
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I'll just say that.
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So feeling bad yet?
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'Cause you should.
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??? I have to save her.
Asta!
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??? [sighs]
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Asta, Asta!
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??? [screams]
??? Asta!
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??? [screaming]
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[dramatic music]
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??? Scary.
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[Brown Bird's "Bilgewater"]
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??? I did some digging.
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In 2015 and '16,
Dr. Vanderspeigle was working
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at St. Helens Hospital
in New York,
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so I left a message,
to get some background on him.
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??? Hold on.
What is this I'm seeing?
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??? Did he come out?
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??? No, it's like some kind
of hawk in a tree
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over there ripping apart
a mouse or some shit.
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It is nasty.
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Mother Nature
takes no prisoners, Deputy.
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??? Can I look?
??? That's a no???go.
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What if he comes out and kills
somebody during the handoff?
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Go ahead and twizzle me.
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Okay, all right.
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Here comes our
not???so???good doctor right now.
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[tense music]
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What's he doing
with all them buckets of dirt?
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That's a lot of dirt
right there.
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??? Maybe he's burying something
under the cellar,
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or someone.
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??? Man, that's enough dirt
for like five adults,
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or maybe three adult bodies,
and five children,
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and maybe two jockeys.
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Speaking of jockeys,
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when was the last time
you saw Todd Campbell?
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??? My dentist?
??? Mm???hmm.
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??? Are you suggesting
he's a jockey?
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??? Well, the man's short,
he's bowlegged,
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and he wears stripes.
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That's a goddamn jockey.
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Why you want him drilling
in your damn teeth
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I'll never know.
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??? Summertime.
My people love the cold.
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But this body certainly
prefers these warm days.
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The smell of flowers,
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the sound of bugs
rubbing their legs together
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for mating season.
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It is more peaceful.
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??? Whoo!
??? Yeah!
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??? Ah, whoo!
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??? Whoo!
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??? Yeah, baby!
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??? I hate this place.
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??? Are you looking for a better
place to go this summer?
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Hi, I'm Mayor Mitch.
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Summer's just
around the corner,
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and I can't wait to welcome you
to Jessup, Colorado,
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the safest town around.
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Come taste our world???famous
mountain spring water.
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[upbeat music]
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We have the most pristine
lakes in Colorado,
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perfect for boating
and swimming,
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and if you love fishing,
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we have five varieties
of trout
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and zero varieties
of dead human feet.
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When people disappear
in Jessup,
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it's in our world???famous
corn maze,
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so if you're out of patience,
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and you just want to have
some fun, come visit us.
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'Cause here in Jessup the only
murder you'll see is onstage
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at our summer
Shakespeare festival.
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??? Cool.
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I'm just gonna put some cyanide
in my coffee and call it a day.
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[soft music]
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??? This is pathetic.
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You've been digging
for a week.
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You wouldn't have
to do any of this
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if you had just gone home
like you were supposed to.
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??? I could not go home
with that kid on board.
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I could never get him
past customs.
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??? Yeah, that's why
there's an eject button.
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That kid's body should have
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been a shooting star
over Texas.
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??? You don't know anything
about space.
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You are a Colorado octopus.
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??? Is that where we are?
Shit.
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I thought this was India.
That is an Indian rug.
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You are appropriating
their culture.
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That's not a good look, man.
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??? I saw it at a red tag sale
for $5.
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I had to buy it.
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Plus, I think it really
brings the room together.
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??? Listen to you.
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you??????that's a great price,
by the way.
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You're becoming one of them.
Look how human you are.
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You're even vulnerable
to your own people's attack.
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??? I am not because I will cut
a hole in your octopus body
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and wear you
as a protective octo???suit
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when they come to eradicate
all human life.
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??? Wow, is this how
you treat a house guest?
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Then I'm glad
I didn't get you a gift.
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??? Who has touched this?
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That little shit bucket.
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Okay, little dickhead.
Play with my alien technology.
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You deserve what's going
to happen to you.
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[dramatic music]
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??? Oh, oh, wow.
Whoa, whoa.
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Whoa!
Whoa.
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??? With my people coming
to kill everyone on Earth,
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I will need a bunker
to survive.
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I will fix it up
and present it
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to Asta as her new home.
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We will live,
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and all the beer???drinking
douchebags can fry.
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??? Have a good day.
??? Thanks.
??? Oh, Ben.
??? Yeah?
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??? Are you serious?
She cannot be the new doctor.
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??? Dr. Smallwood
is a wonderful physician.
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You know, she was part
of the first stream of women
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to graduate
from Harvard medical school.
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??? Yeah, in the 1940s.
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??? Years of experience.
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??? Are you the little girl
with the broken arm?
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??? No, I'm still the nurse.
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Your patient is
down that hallway.
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??? Thank you, dear.
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??? Hello there, Dr. Smallwood.
It's nice to see you again.
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??? Hello, I know a Hawthorne
when I see one.
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??? Ah, top of her game,
as always.
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??? Send my best to your
twin brother, the mayor.
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Tell him I think
he's doing a dynamite job.
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??? I will do that.
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??? Can you please tell Dr. Ethan
to come back?
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??? He texted me.
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There was a family emergency.
He can't come back.
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??? What am I supposed to do?
I'm here all alone.
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??? She's very experienced.
??? Asta, Asta, come on.
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Let's go.
Time's a???wasting.
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??? Sorry, D'arce.
I can't leave.
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Dr. Smallwood just started,
and it's pretty rough.
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??? Dr. Smallwood?
What are you talking about?
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She's been dead
for like 30 years.
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??? Hello.
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??? Oh, God, ghost.
??? I just saw your brother.
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??? Look, it'll be fine.
Ellen's here.
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Please go enjoy
your day off, okay?
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Mayor's orders.
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??? Yeah, let's get the heck
out of here before she starts
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crawling around
on the ceiling on all fours.
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Come on.
??? Okay, okay.
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I'll get my things.
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??? Have you??????is it supposed
to rain tomorrow still?
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??? Why are you acting so weird?
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??? What?
??? Oh, my God.
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Are you uncomfortable because
you kissed me last week?
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??? Wow, just gonna shout
that in public.
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That's wonderful.
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It was actually you
who kissed me.
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??? Oh, no siree, no.
That's not how it went down.
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??? It is how it went down.
??? You want me to reenact it?
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??? Look, I'll be you, you be me,
and I'll kiss you.
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grab your butt,
and show you how you did it.
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Come on.
Come on over here.
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??? No, no.
??? I'll demonstrate.
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??? Very funny.
??? That's how you were.
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??? Not gonna happen.
??? You were like??????
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??? No.
??? Handy.
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Oh, you're touching my butt.
You're touching my butt.
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??? Nope.
??? You're touching my butt.
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??? I didn't touch her...
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??? Oh, I love the new sign,
by the way.
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??? I want this person arrested.
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??? You even know who did it?
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??? Pretty obvious,
mayor of Jessup.
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Didn't you see
his anti???Patience ad?
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??? Yeah, it's horrible.
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Ooh, looking forward
to the corn maze though.
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??? Oh, me too, I heard a rumor,
back in the '70s, a kid
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got lost in it for two weeks
and had to eat his friend.
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??? Oh.
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??? Now, see,
that's a goddamn good maze.
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??? Sure, kids eating kids
is fine in Jessup.
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We find one foot in our lake,
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suddenly people think
our town isn't safe.
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??? Brutal murder
of a town doctor didn't help.
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??? Yeah.
??? Yeah.
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Well, and the next doctor
disappearing.
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I mean,
people just don't vanish.
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??? Kidnapper's still
on the loose.
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??? And the whole sign's
coming down.
256
00:11:19,759 --> 00:11:22,765
[upbeat music]
257
00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:24,434
??? Soon all of this
will be over.
258
00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:27,742
Their unending consumption
and gluttony will be done,
259
00:11:27,742 --> 00:11:30,480
and Asta and I will be safe
in the bunker.
260
00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:32,083
But if everyone is gone,
261
00:11:32,083 --> 00:11:34,789
who will keep
the bunker clean?
262
00:11:34,789 --> 00:11:36,091
I hate cleaning,
263
00:11:36,091 --> 00:11:37,795
and from the look
of Asta's car,
264
00:11:37,795 --> 00:11:39,298
she's a real piglet.
265
00:11:39,298 --> 00:11:41,135
??? More coffee?
??? Great.
266
00:11:41,135 --> 00:11:43,172
??? Maybe Asta's
giant father could be
267
00:11:43,172 --> 00:11:44,441
in the bunker with us.
268
00:11:44,441 --> 00:11:46,111
He can cook and clean,
269
00:11:46,111 --> 00:11:48,917
and his aftershave smells
like fryer grease.
270
00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:52,858
No, it wouldn't work.
They are father and daughter.
271
00:11:52,858 --> 00:11:55,831
They may turn against me
and make me their servant.
272
00:11:55,831 --> 00:11:57,835
??? You look tired.
??? I am.
273
00:11:57,835 --> 00:12:01,375
My dreams have turned evil.
274
00:12:01,375 --> 00:12:03,079
??? Sounds like a nightmare,
275
00:12:03,079 --> 00:12:07,454
mind's way of working out
fear or guilt.
276
00:12:07,454 --> 00:12:10,059
So what's going on, Harry?
277
00:12:10,059 --> 00:12:12,230
??? I'm building a bunker
to save Asta
278
00:12:12,230 --> 00:12:14,802
from a total extinction event,
and I'm going to lock you out
279
00:12:14,802 --> 00:12:17,207
and then sweep up your ashes
with a dustpan.
280
00:12:17,207 --> 00:12:18,977
Nothing.
281
00:12:18,977 --> 00:12:25,490
? ?
282
00:12:25,490 --> 00:12:27,728
[chuckles]
283
00:12:29,498 --> 00:12:31,235
??? You know,
we really need this.
284
00:12:31,235 --> 00:12:33,974
We work way too hard.
285
00:12:33,974 --> 00:12:35,945
??? You're actually supposed
to be working today, D'arce.
286
00:12:35,945 --> 00:12:39,151
??? Well "Load" was supposed to
be Metallica's comeback album,
287
00:12:39,151 --> 00:12:41,055
but life comes at you fast.
288
00:12:41,055 --> 00:12:42,892
??? Can you at least
take these sandwiches
289
00:12:42,892 --> 00:12:44,862
down to the VIP group
in Sheep's Meadow?
290
00:12:44,862 --> 00:12:47,802
And please don't moon
the tour groups.
291
00:12:47,802 --> 00:12:50,239
??? You got it, and we'll see.
292
00:12:50,239 --> 00:12:52,377
??? Ready to go.
293
00:12:52,377 --> 00:12:55,517
[Nahko And Medicine
For The People's "Simplicity"]
294
00:12:55,517 --> 00:13:01,863
??? ? Simplicity, simplicity ?
295
00:13:01,863 --> 00:13:03,533
? Definitely becomin' me,
becomin' me ?
296
00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:06,873
??? Yeah, baby, whoo!
297
00:13:06,873 --> 00:13:10,013
Dead ahead!
??? Dead ahead!
298
00:13:10,013 --> 00:13:12,551
Whoo!
299
00:13:12,551 --> 00:13:15,156
??? ? New name on an old face,
a place I can escape ?
300
00:13:15,156 --> 00:13:21,101
? All the noise,
all the noise ?
301
00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:23,272
??? Hold still.
You're gonna get cut.
302
00:13:23,272 --> 00:13:25,944
??? I always knew I was
very mature for my age.
303
00:13:25,944 --> 00:13:28,349
I'm not trying to brag,
but I've had BO for a year.
304
00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:30,019
??? You're not mature.
305
00:13:30,019 --> 00:13:32,490
You still laugh
at scatological humor.
306
00:13:32,490 --> 00:13:33,960
??? What's that?
307
00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:36,165
??? Poop jokes.
??? [snorts]
308
00:13:36,165 --> 00:13:38,302
Poop.
??? Wake up.
309
00:13:38,302 --> 00:13:40,440
This happened to you
because you went to space.
310
00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:42,310
??? I don't think
that's how space works.
311
00:13:42,310 --> 00:13:44,582
??? Well, it's definitely not
how puberty works,
312
00:13:44,582 --> 00:13:46,151
so what else could it be?
313
00:13:47,354 --> 00:13:49,358
??? I have no idea.
314
00:13:49,358 --> 00:13:52,364
[tense music]
315
00:13:52,364 --> 00:13:53,900
? ?
316
00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:55,169
[knocking on the door]
317
00:13:55,169 --> 00:13:56,606
??? Hey, guys.
318
00:13:56,606 --> 00:13:58,442
I brought you some toaster
strudel and fruit punch.
319
00:13:58,442 --> 00:13:59,512
??? It's okay, Mom.
We're not hungry.
320
00:13:59,512 --> 00:14:01,181
??? No thank you.
321
00:14:01,181 --> 00:14:02,918
My mom said if you
offered me any junk food,
322
00:14:02,918 --> 00:14:06,191
I should say no
because it will slowly kill me.
323
00:14:06,191 --> 00:14:07,494
??? Okay.
324
00:14:07,494 --> 00:14:11,402
Not junk, tasty snacks.
325
00:14:11,402 --> 00:14:13,172
[whispers]
What the hell?
326
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:17,013
[Nanci Griffith's
"Boots of Spanish Leather"]
327
00:14:17,013 --> 00:14:19,652
? ?
328
00:14:19,652 --> 00:14:24,061
??? ? Oh, I'm sailing away
my own true love ?
329
00:14:24,061 --> 00:14:25,964
??? And we're gonna take things
down a notch
330
00:14:25,964 --> 00:14:28,537
by mellowing out
with the closing track
331
00:14:28,537 --> 00:14:31,943
from Asta's junior year
birthday mix.
332
00:14:31,943 --> 00:14:33,613
Start with a party,
end with a vibe.
333
00:14:33,613 --> 00:14:38,957
That's what I always say
on KPRJ radio.
334
00:14:38,957 --> 00:14:41,028
??? Kind of describes that year
in general.
335
00:14:41,028 --> 00:14:42,097
??? Why?
336
00:14:42,097 --> 00:14:43,667
? ?
337
00:14:43,667 --> 00:14:46,573
??? ? From the place
where I'll be landing ?
338
00:14:46,573 --> 00:14:49,377
??? Right, I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have put it on??????
339
00:14:49,377 --> 00:14:51,583
??? No, no, it's good.
340
00:14:51,583 --> 00:14:53,987
I listened to this song
a million times
341
00:14:53,987 --> 00:14:56,325
while I was pregnant with Jay.
342
00:14:56,325 --> 00:14:58,997
I think she liked it, too.
She'd always kick.
343
00:14:58,997 --> 00:15:01,335
??? I should have been there.
344
00:15:01,335 --> 00:15:03,239
Me, not just some
stupid playlist.
345
00:15:03,239 --> 00:15:06,044
??? What do you mean?
You didn't even know.
346
00:15:06,044 --> 00:15:08,182
? ?
347
00:15:08,182 --> 00:15:09,986
??? But I should have.
348
00:15:09,986 --> 00:15:12,123
I wish you would have told me.
349
00:15:12,123 --> 00:15:14,294
I would have come running.
350
00:15:14,294 --> 00:15:17,333
I just don't like secrets.
351
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:18,670
??? I hope you know
the only reason
352
00:15:18,670 --> 00:15:20,641
I would ever keep anything
from you is
353
00:15:20,641 --> 00:15:23,245
'cause I don't want
to dump shit on you.
354
00:15:23,245 --> 00:15:24,414
??? What are you keeping from me?
355
00:15:24,414 --> 00:15:26,051
??? What?
356
00:15:26,051 --> 00:15:28,022
Nothing.
357
00:15:28,022 --> 00:15:29,692
? ?
358
00:15:29,692 --> 00:15:32,030
I'm talking about Jay.
359
00:15:32,030 --> 00:15:33,466
? ?
360
00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:35,671
You know, you were
training in Europe.
361
00:15:35,671 --> 00:15:38,142
I knew, if I told you,
you would leave.
362
00:15:38,142 --> 00:15:40,981
I didn't want you
ruining your life, too.
363
00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:45,022
??? I'm sorry, ruin my what?
I have a great life, Asta.
364
00:15:45,022 --> 00:15:46,559
I just watched my best friend
take a piss
365
00:15:46,559 --> 00:15:47,728
off the side of my boat.
366
00:15:47,728 --> 00:15:51,034
??? [laughs]
??? It's awesome.
367
00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:52,538
? ?
368
00:16:01,421 --> 00:16:08,469
[soft guitar music] ? ?
369
00:16:09,070 --> 00:16:11,441
??? Hey.
??? Not working today?
370
00:16:11,441 --> 00:16:14,381
??? Nah, D'arcy rescued me
from the clinic,
371
00:16:14,381 --> 00:16:15,584
took me to the lake.
372
00:16:15,584 --> 00:16:17,020
??? Yeah?
373
00:16:17,020 --> 00:16:19,692
I hope you wore a life jacket,
maybe two.
374
00:16:19,692 --> 00:16:21,328
? ?
375
00:16:21,328 --> 00:16:22,731
??? What, why?
376
00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:27,473
??? You're the only one keeping
that alien from taking us out.
377
00:16:27,473 --> 00:16:30,346
Anything happens to you,
everybody on Earth is dead.
378
00:16:30,346 --> 00:16:33,419
Do you think this blue
is too dark?
379
00:16:33,419 --> 00:16:36,693
??? I can't help
that I'm Harry's only friend.
380
00:16:36,693 --> 00:16:38,797
??? Maybe he should
have some more.
381
00:16:38,797 --> 00:16:40,567
We're a great town.
382
00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:43,472
If he can't see the value
of humans here,
383
00:16:43,472 --> 00:16:46,445
then maybe we should
become extinct.
384
00:16:46,445 --> 00:16:51,488
??? ? I was reaching
to the sky ?
385
00:16:51,488 --> 00:16:54,996
? ?
386
00:17:01,241 --> 00:17:05,316
??? What's he eating?
??? Not sure.
387
00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:07,420
Chowder?
388
00:17:07,420 --> 00:17:10,226
Whatever it is,
he just dipped his pie in it.
389
00:17:10,226 --> 00:17:11,796
??? Pie and chowder?
390
00:17:11,796 --> 00:17:13,299
That's the meal
of a serial killer.
391
00:17:13,299 --> 00:17:14,334
Watch this.
392
00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:16,071
You want
to understand a murderer,
393
00:17:16,071 --> 00:17:18,242
you gotta get
inside his food head.
394
00:17:18,242 --> 00:17:19,377
Jay.
395
00:17:19,377 --> 00:17:21,114
??? Yeah?
396
00:17:21,114 --> 00:17:22,618
??? I'll have
what Dr. V. is having,
397
00:17:22,618 --> 00:17:24,154
the exact same order.
398
00:17:24,154 --> 00:17:26,358
??? Are you sure?
??? Exact same.
399
00:17:26,358 --> 00:17:28,395
If he got a fly in his thing,
I want a fly in mine,
400
00:17:28,395 --> 00:17:30,066
but put the fly
on the side though
401
00:17:30,066 --> 00:17:31,068
'cause I don't eat no flies.
402
00:17:31,068 --> 00:17:32,571
They walk on shit.
403
00:17:32,571 --> 00:17:34,407
??? Okay.
404
00:17:36,278 --> 00:17:39,150
??? Now Max Hawthorne
and his girlfriend
405
00:17:39,150 --> 00:17:43,425
just walked in
and sat across from him.
406
00:17:43,425 --> 00:17:44,729
??? Really?
407
00:17:44,729 --> 00:17:47,701
Oh, what are they doing?
Can you tell what they saying?
408
00:17:47,701 --> 00:17:50,674
??? I think Dr. V. just said,
409
00:17:50,674 --> 00:17:53,279
"I don't eat
with space pirates."
410
00:17:53,279 --> 00:17:54,381
??? What?
411
00:17:55,751 --> 00:17:57,688
??? I like your face.
412
00:17:57,688 --> 00:18:01,295
I see you took the trampoline
to the ceiling fan store.
413
00:18:01,295 --> 00:18:03,165
[laughs]
414
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:05,303
??? You know it's not
from a fan store.
415
00:18:05,303 --> 00:18:07,574
He had a full???grown beard.
??? Hmm.
416
00:18:07,574 --> 00:18:08,877
??? Obviously, your spaceship
417
00:18:08,877 --> 00:18:10,714
caused
gravitational time dilation.
418
00:18:10,714 --> 00:18:12,851
??? Obviously.
419
00:18:12,851 --> 00:18:15,356
??? Obviously,
your pea???sized brain
420
00:18:15,356 --> 00:18:18,495
is very lonely in that
cavernous skull of yours.
421
00:18:18,495 --> 00:18:21,268
[laughs]
422
00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:23,740
These idiots have no idea
his hormone irregularity
423
00:18:23,740 --> 00:18:26,244
was caused by
the alien technology he stole.
424
00:18:26,244 --> 00:18:27,815
??? It's incredibly rude.
425
00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:30,520
??? I'm sorry.
I wasn't listening.
426
00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:32,858
I was calling you an idiot
in my head.
427
00:18:32,858 --> 00:18:35,329
I have a question.
428
00:18:35,329 --> 00:18:36,866
??? Uh...
429
00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:39,471
"What kind
of toilet would Asta like
430
00:18:39,471 --> 00:18:41,576
to poop in in a bunker?"
431
00:18:41,576 --> 00:18:43,880
That can't be right.
??? Come on, Deputy.
432
00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:45,449
I thought you took
a lipreading workshop.
433
00:18:45,449 --> 00:18:48,288
??? I could only afford
the first three classes,
434
00:18:48,288 --> 00:18:51,596
but I get lots of practice
at family gatherings.
435
00:18:51,596 --> 00:18:55,336
My grandma talks a lot
of shit about me.
436
00:18:57,140 --> 00:18:59,679
??? We're not answering
any of your questions
437
00:18:59,679 --> 00:19:01,783
until you help him.
438
00:19:01,783 --> 00:19:06,291
??? Okay, I will help him
439
00:19:06,291 --> 00:19:11,703
if you stand on your seats
and shout, "I just farted."
440
00:19:11,703 --> 00:19:13,472
??? I'm not your puppet.
441
00:19:13,472 --> 00:19:14,809
??? I'll do it.
I'll be your puppet.
442
00:19:14,809 --> 00:19:16,546
??? No, not you.
443
00:19:16,546 --> 00:19:19,852
You obviously want to do it.
444
00:19:19,852 --> 00:19:21,789
That's why it has to be her.
445
00:19:23,860 --> 00:19:26,899
??? Apple pie and plain oatmeal.
446
00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:29,605
Extra, extra, extra milk.
No flies.
447
00:19:29,605 --> 00:19:31,341
Enjoy.
448
00:19:31,943 --> 00:19:33,513
??? He's a damn psychopath.
449
00:19:33,513 --> 00:19:34,582
??? I just farted!
450
00:19:34,582 --> 00:19:36,619
??? Max said, "I just??????"
??? I heard that.
451
00:19:36,619 --> 00:19:38,255
I heard that part.
452
00:19:38,255 --> 00:19:40,827
??? Oh, now the kids are leaving.
Oh, wait.
453
00:19:40,827 --> 00:19:42,798
Asta just came in.
454
00:19:42,798 --> 00:19:44,334
??? Like musical chairs in here.
455
00:19:46,271 --> 00:19:49,277
??? You are late.
I finished eating without you.
456
00:19:49,277 --> 00:19:51,214
??? I think you'll survive.
457
00:19:51,214 --> 00:19:54,220
??? I prefer to eat with you.
You order a lot of food.
458
00:19:54,220 --> 00:19:57,260
I like to forage
off of your plate.
459
00:19:57,260 --> 00:20:00,499
??? Well, maybe you should
try foraging off
460
00:20:00,499 --> 00:20:03,540
someone else's plate, hm?
461
00:20:03,540 --> 00:20:05,977
I'm like your only friend.
462
00:20:05,977 --> 00:20:07,981
??? I need only one friend.
463
00:20:07,981 --> 00:20:11,589
And one bunker butler,
but I'm working on that.
464
00:20:11,589 --> 00:20:14,294
Maybe that one.
465
00:20:14,294 --> 00:20:16,833
No, she looks like
she may leave hair
466
00:20:16,833 --> 00:20:18,937
on the wall of the shower.
467
00:20:20,372 --> 00:20:21,843
??? I think you should spend
more time
468
00:20:21,843 --> 00:20:23,580
with some other people in town.
469
00:20:25,249 --> 00:20:27,386
??? I have met
all the other people in town.
470
00:20:27,386 --> 00:20:29,692
They are annoying
flesh monkeys.
471
00:20:29,692 --> 00:20:31,929
??? Okay, come on.
You got it.
472
00:20:31,929 --> 00:20:34,568
Here we go.
473
00:20:34,568 --> 00:20:36,371
Hey, Liv.
??? Hi.
474
00:20:36,371 --> 00:20:39,010
??? Sheriff, Harry would like
to join your weekly poker game.
475
00:20:39,010 --> 00:20:41,549
??? Oh, really?
Huh.
476
00:20:44,354 --> 00:20:48,429
??? Asta said I do, so I do.
477
00:20:48,429 --> 00:20:49,765
??? Oh, you know what,
Dr. Vanderspeigle?
478
00:20:49,765 --> 00:20:51,334
That'd be real nice.
479
00:20:51,334 --> 00:20:52,470
It'd give us a chance
to get to know one another.
480
00:20:52,470 --> 00:20:54,542
??? Okay.
You going to finish that?
481
00:20:57,013 --> 00:20:59,384
??? No, go right ahead.
??? Thank you.
482
00:21:00,854 --> 00:21:02,490
??? You see that?
483
00:21:02,490 --> 00:21:04,027
Now, I don't know no normal man
that eat that much pie.
484
00:21:04,027 --> 00:21:05,496
I don't care how good it is.
485
00:21:05,496 --> 00:21:08,402
??? This, too, eh?
I mean, thank you.
486
00:21:11,308 --> 00:21:13,479
[electronic music]
487
00:21:13,479 --> 00:21:15,750
??? Okay, players.
Game is Texas hold 'em.
488
00:21:15,750 --> 00:21:19,357
Tournament style, $20 buy???in.
Quarter for the small blind.
489
00:21:19,357 --> 00:21:21,662
50? for the big blind.
There are only three rules.
490
00:21:21,662 --> 00:21:24,869
No spitting, no crying,
and no funny business.
491
00:21:24,869 --> 00:21:25,937
This guy knows
what I'm talking about.
492
00:21:25,937 --> 00:21:27,039
??? [fake laughs]
493
00:21:27,039 --> 00:21:28,442
??? I am glad I am here.
494
00:21:28,442 --> 00:21:29,812
This game will
give me a chance
495
00:21:29,812 --> 00:21:33,018
to audition more potential
helpers for our bunker.
496
00:21:33,018 --> 00:21:36,024
Is anybody here worth saving?
497
00:21:36,024 --> 00:21:38,696
??? All right, well, let's get
this show on the road.
498
00:21:38,696 --> 00:21:40,065
??? ? This is a raid ?
499
00:21:40,065 --> 00:21:42,671
??? Oh, and everybody
welcome Harry who says
500
00:21:42,671 --> 00:21:45,075
he knows how to play.
501
00:21:45,075 --> 00:21:46,646
I call bullshit,
but he's a rich doctor,
502
00:21:46,646 --> 00:21:48,048
so I'm gonna take him
for all he's worth
503
00:21:48,048 --> 00:21:50,085
and buy a new pair
of roller skates.
504
00:21:50,085 --> 00:21:51,789
??? I know how to play.
505
00:21:51,789 --> 00:21:54,929
I spent 15 minutes on YouTube
to master this silly game,
506
00:21:54,929 --> 00:21:58,870
and I mostly just watched
videos of a dog named Tuna.
507
00:21:58,870 --> 00:22:01,408
??? Oh, careful there.
508
00:22:01,408 --> 00:22:04,982
This card table is actually
a Hawthorne family heirloom.
509
00:22:04,982 --> 00:22:06,117
??? Wish there was a story
about the table.
510
00:22:06,117 --> 00:22:07,621
??? Are you shitting me...
??? John.
511
00:22:07,621 --> 00:22:08,823
??? Right now?
??? Oh, there is actually.
512
00:22:08,823 --> 00:22:10,426
It once belonged
513
00:22:10,426 --> 00:22:12,631
to my two???times great
grandfather Dickie Hawthorne.
514
00:22:12,631 --> 00:22:13,633
He built??????
??? Why?
515
00:22:13,633 --> 00:22:15,402
??? The first saloon here
in Patience.
516
00:22:15,402 --> 00:22:17,373
Burned down
in the great fire of '91,
517
00:22:17,373 --> 00:22:19,077
but old Dickie,
he risked his life
518
00:22:19,077 --> 00:22:22,618
to save this very table
that we're playing on tonight.
519
00:22:22,618 --> 00:22:24,487
??? Didn't three people die
in that fire?
520
00:22:24,487 --> 00:22:25,389
??? Four.
521
00:22:25,389 --> 00:22:26,859
??? The thing to focus on,
I think,
522
00:22:26,859 --> 00:22:28,428
is that the table is here.
523
00:22:28,428 --> 00:22:30,432
It should actually be
in the town museum,
524
00:22:30,432 --> 00:22:32,370
but someone
keeps on taking it out.
525
00:22:32,370 --> 00:22:34,742
??? We should probably just kiss
and make up.
526
00:22:34,742 --> 00:22:36,679
??? She's kidding.
We're??????I'm very??????
527
00:22:36,679 --> 00:22:38,415
??? We kiss a lot though,
so it's weird.
528
00:22:38,415 --> 00:22:40,419
??? In high school,
we dated briefly.
529
00:22:40,419 --> 00:22:41,589
??? Yeah, and recently,
we made out.
530
00:22:41,589 --> 00:22:42,991
??? [chokes]
531
00:22:42,991 --> 00:22:44,595
She's kidding.
532
00:22:44,595 --> 00:22:48,035
??? ? This is a raid
so put your hands up ?
533
00:22:48,035 --> 00:22:51,141
? We're gonna win this ?
534
00:22:51,141 --> 00:22:54,648
? Take the mon???mon???money,
this is a raid ?
535
00:22:54,648 --> 00:22:55,884
??? What about this one?
536
00:22:55,884 --> 00:22:58,556
Maybe he has use
to me in the bunker?
537
00:22:58,556 --> 00:23:02,096
??? Can you cook?
??? Sure, I cook every night.
538
00:23:02,096 --> 00:23:03,967
??? Pie?
??? Vegetables.
539
00:23:03,967 --> 00:23:05,837
Raw, if I can,
for the nutrients.
540
00:23:05,837 --> 00:23:08,543
??? I??????
??? Like to eat healthy stuff.
541
00:23:08,543 --> 00:23:09,912
??? Pass.
542
00:23:09,912 --> 00:23:13,519
I would rather just fill
the bunker with bales of hay.
543
00:23:13,519 --> 00:23:17,026
Time to separate the boys
from the men from the girls.
544
00:23:17,026 --> 00:23:18,630
??? ? This is a raid ?
545
00:23:18,630 --> 00:23:21,903
??? Risk taker, interesting.
546
00:23:21,903 --> 00:23:25,476
??? I'll raise.
Better be careful.
547
00:23:25,476 --> 00:23:27,881
Don't want you
to go broke again.
548
00:23:27,881 --> 00:23:30,820
??? Broke?
What you talking about?
549
00:23:30,820 --> 00:23:34,895
??? Rumor has it our doctor lost
all his money six years ago.
550
00:23:34,895 --> 00:23:37,868
Tried to sell his cabin
to my uncle.
551
00:23:37,868 --> 00:23:39,638
??? I did not sell my cabin.
552
00:23:39,638 --> 00:23:41,709
??? Yeah,
you backed out of the deal,
553
00:23:41,709 --> 00:23:44,147
which is why I'll enjoy
taking all your money tonight.
554
00:23:44,147 --> 00:23:45,684
No one can figure out
555
00:23:45,684 --> 00:23:48,690
how you managed
to hang on to that place.
556
00:23:48,690 --> 00:23:50,794
??? You getting all this?
??? I'm getting it.
557
00:23:50,794 --> 00:23:51,896
??? Anybody got some gum?
558
00:23:51,896 --> 00:23:53,065
??? No, no, no, no, no.
559
00:23:53,065 --> 00:23:54,868
??? I can sure
use a piece of gum.
560
00:23:54,868 --> 00:23:56,505
I had an onion sandwich.
561
00:23:56,505 --> 00:23:57,908
It's in everybody's
best interest.
562
00:23:57,908 --> 00:23:59,678
??? Don't mind me.
563
00:23:59,678 --> 00:24:02,784
I'm just gonna rake
in this pile of chips here.
564
00:24:02,784 --> 00:24:06,091
The good news is when I do win,
all of this money
565
00:24:06,091 --> 00:24:09,565
is going into making
a Patience tourism commercial.
566
00:24:09,565 --> 00:24:10,834
? ?
567
00:24:10,834 --> 00:24:12,804
This little guy, huh?
568
00:24:12,804 --> 00:24:14,207
? ?
569
00:24:14,207 --> 00:24:16,244
??? Oh, my.
??? There it is.
570
00:24:16,244 --> 00:24:19,785
??? The mayor can
transmogrify matter.
571
00:24:19,785 --> 00:24:22,824
He must be part Anunnaki.
572
00:24:22,824 --> 00:24:25,697
Maybe Mayor Snowflake lives.
573
00:24:25,697 --> 00:24:27,701
His skill could be useful
in the bunker
574
00:24:27,701 --> 00:24:30,139
if there's a stray rodent
or a clogged toilet.
575
00:24:30,139 --> 00:24:31,509
??? ? Put your hands up
in the air ?
576
00:24:31,509 --> 00:24:33,946
? Take the mon???mon???money ?
577
00:24:33,946 --> 00:24:35,684
??? Question.
578
00:24:35,684 --> 00:24:36,986
In your medical opinion,
you know,
579
00:24:36,986 --> 00:24:38,556
as far as safety goes,
580
00:24:38,556 --> 00:24:41,962
how long can someone
choke a person during sex?
581
00:24:41,962 --> 00:24:44,535
? ?
582
00:24:44,535 --> 00:24:46,706
??? Pass.
583
00:24:46,706 --> 00:24:48,041
??? We can talk Tuesday about it.
584
00:24:48,041 --> 00:24:50,680
? ?
585
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:52,083
??? ? This is a raid ?
586
00:24:52,083 --> 00:24:53,251
??? All right, Deputy.
I'm in the men's room.
587
00:24:53,251 --> 00:24:55,523
All clear, go ahead
and give me a double honk,
588
00:24:55,523 --> 00:24:56,992
so I know you still hear
everything all right.
589
00:24:56,992 --> 00:24:58,061
[car honks]
590
00:24:58,061 --> 00:24:59,230
Okay, listen.
591
00:24:59,230 --> 00:25:01,267
We need to find out more
about this cabin
592
00:25:01,267 --> 00:25:02,838
and Harry's money problems,
so I need you
593
00:25:02,838 --> 00:25:04,908
to find the realtor
that was handling the deal.
594
00:25:04,908 --> 00:25:06,912
And then we need to set up
an undercover recon mission.
595
00:25:06,912 --> 00:25:08,081
Do you copy?
596
00:25:08,081 --> 00:25:09,852
[honks horn]
Okay, good.
597
00:25:09,852 --> 00:25:13,593
Deputy, it's time for a little
unofficial sheriff's business,
598
00:25:13,593 --> 00:25:16,197
so you might want
to get off this channel
599
00:25:16,197 --> 00:25:18,803
for just a couple minutes.
600
00:25:18,803 --> 00:25:21,809
[car honks]
601
00:25:21,809 --> 00:25:24,615
[upbeat music]
602
00:25:24,615 --> 00:25:29,057
??? Candle equipment.
603
00:25:29,057 --> 00:25:33,165
??? That's not a real IOU.
Your candles are garbage.
604
00:25:33,165 --> 00:25:34,668
??? Well, five stars
on Etsy, Ellen.
605
00:25:34,668 --> 00:25:36,739
I think the general public
would disagree.
606
00:25:36,739 --> 00:25:39,545
??? Yeah, I have one.
It's rotten bathrobe scent.
607
00:25:39,545 --> 00:25:40,980
??? That's cardamom.
608
00:25:40,980 --> 00:25:42,818
??? Don't you usually keep
your bets under a quarter?
609
00:25:42,818 --> 00:25:45,657
??? Yes, I do, John, but
I need to make this commercial.
610
00:25:45,657 --> 00:25:49,732
And with these cards,
I cannot lose.
611
00:25:49,732 --> 00:25:53,071
??? You lose.
??? So do you.
612
00:25:53,071 --> 00:25:54,975
Thanks for your money.
613
00:25:54,975 --> 00:25:56,879
You can keep
your bathrobe candle.
614
00:25:56,879 --> 00:25:58,716
? ?
615
00:25:58,716 --> 00:26:00,787
??? How did that happen?
616
00:26:00,787 --> 00:26:03,058
No, I was supposed to win!
617
00:26:03,058 --> 00:26:04,962
??? Oh, my God!
618
00:26:04,962 --> 00:26:06,999
? ?
619
00:26:06,999 --> 00:26:08,936
??? Should have kept that
in the museum, bro.
620
00:26:08,936 --> 00:26:11,876
??? Your grandfather's table
is crap.
621
00:26:19,223 --> 00:26:21,929
[soft music]
??? Now, undercover work is all
about the backstory, right?
622
00:26:21,929 --> 00:26:24,333
So let's just take a minute
to get ours straight, okay?
623
00:26:24,333 --> 00:26:26,605
Now, my name is
Justin Preacher, all right.
624
00:26:26,605 --> 00:26:29,143
You're my wife,
Mrs. Justin Preacher, okay.
625
00:26:29,143 --> 00:26:30,947
Now, I was a starting pitcher
for the Atlanta Braves
626
00:26:30,947 --> 00:26:33,185
until I tore my ACL
back in 2007,
627
00:26:33,185 --> 00:26:35,623
but I transitioned
right into sports broadcasting,
628
00:26:35,623 --> 00:26:37,961
was an overnight sensation
for an Atlanta affiliate,
629
00:26:37,961 --> 00:26:41,034
and we moved out here because
I just got a lucrative contract
630
00:26:41,034 --> 00:26:43,004
for a satellite
radio station nearby.
631
00:26:43,004 --> 00:26:45,710
I'm also a licensed pilot,
and I'm a horse rancher.
632
00:26:45,710 --> 00:26:49,350
??? Huh, okay, quite a life.
??? Mm???hmm.
633
00:26:49,350 --> 00:26:51,087
??? And me?
??? Oh, you?
634
00:26:51,087 --> 00:26:53,024
You got the most important job
in the world.
635
00:26:53,024 --> 00:26:54,393
You a stay???at???home mom
636
00:26:54,393 --> 00:26:56,364
to our three kids
Alvin, Simon, and Theodore.
637
00:26:56,364 --> 00:26:57,901
Actually, you know what?
Scratch that.
638
00:26:57,901 --> 00:26:59,237
Now, I wasn't
gonna say nothing,
639
00:26:59,237 --> 00:27:00,740
but you looking
a little tired.
640
00:27:00,740 --> 00:27:02,978
Probably got like five kids.
641
00:27:02,978 --> 00:27:05,683
Ooh, this is nice.
642
00:27:05,683 --> 00:27:08,956
??? Well, hello there.
I am Bonnie Shaw.
643
00:27:08,956 --> 00:27:10,760
I'm showing the house today.
??? Hi.
644
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:12,998
??? Justine Preacher.
How do you do?
645
00:27:12,998 --> 00:27:15,670
I'm a big???time
sports broadcaster.
646
00:27:15,670 --> 00:27:18,208
This is my cute,
little husband Mr. Preacher.
647
00:27:18,208 --> 00:27:20,245
He stays at home
with our five kids.
648
00:27:20,245 --> 00:27:22,717
And that's why
he looks so tired.
649
00:27:22,717 --> 00:27:27,928
??? Wow, let's take a look
at the kitchen first, Mr. Mom.
650
00:27:27,928 --> 00:27:30,432
It's every homemaker's dream.
Come on.
651
00:27:30,432 --> 00:27:32,838
??? Yeah, well, I'm also
a licensed helicopter pilot,
652
00:27:32,838 --> 00:27:35,008
and I put out fires
with swimming pool water.
653
00:27:35,008 --> 00:27:38,048
??? Well, you must be busy.
654
00:27:40,085 --> 00:27:42,156
??? This is nice,
655
00:27:42,156 --> 00:27:46,164
but we were looking for
something a little more rustic.
656
00:27:46,164 --> 00:27:49,170
Do you know anything about that
red cabin off of Cove Road,
657
00:27:49,170 --> 00:27:50,840
over in Patience?
658
00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:53,178
It's got a private beach.
We saw it online.
659
00:27:53,178 --> 00:27:55,917
??? It's funny you should ask.
That's the Vanderspeigle cabin.
660
00:27:55,917 --> 00:27:57,888
I listed that myself
a couple years ago,
661
00:27:57,888 --> 00:27:59,892
and it's off
the market right now,
662
00:27:59,892 --> 00:28:03,398
but sometimes,
owners can be convinced.
663
00:28:03,398 --> 00:28:06,104
You know, honestly,
the doc who owns it,
664
00:28:06,104 --> 00:28:07,373
he might be a little bit
of work.
665
00:28:07,373 --> 00:28:08,943
He's a real mystery.
666
00:28:08,943 --> 00:28:09,978
??? So you know him?
667
00:28:09,978 --> 00:28:11,314
??? Oh, honey,
668
00:28:11,314 --> 00:28:14,855
knowing everything about
my clients is my business.
669
00:28:14,855 --> 00:28:16,024
??? I like that.
670
00:28:16,024 --> 00:28:21,267
? ?
671
00:28:23,338 --> 00:28:24,841
??? Hey.
??? Hey.
672
00:28:24,841 --> 00:28:26,444
??? How's it going?
673
00:28:26,444 --> 00:28:28,448
??? It's all right.
I'm just waiting for my mom.
674
00:28:28,448 --> 00:28:32,223
She's shopping for towels.
675
00:28:32,223 --> 00:28:36,264
??? Oh, cool, so what's new?
676
00:28:36,264 --> 00:28:38,970
??? I got my driver's license.
??? Whoa.
677
00:28:38,970 --> 00:28:41,341
??? I can't really parallel park
for shit, but...
678
00:28:41,341 --> 00:28:42,811
??? Me neither.
??? Jay.
679
00:28:42,811 --> 00:28:46,384
Honey, why don't you
go start the car?
680
00:28:46,384 --> 00:28:49,123
You can drive us home.
??? Cool.
681
00:28:49,123 --> 00:28:50,960
Later.
??? Later.
682
00:28:53,098 --> 00:28:56,906
??? I always wondered if I would
ever meet Jay's birth mother.
683
00:28:56,906 --> 00:29:01,749
I wanted to someday,
but reuniting a child
684
00:29:01,749 --> 00:29:04,487
with her birth parent
is up to the child.
685
00:29:04,487 --> 00:29:07,126
You know that, right?
686
00:29:07,126 --> 00:29:09,531
??? Um...
687
00:29:09,531 --> 00:29:11,936
I'm sorry.
What I did was wrong.
688
00:29:11,936 --> 00:29:16,912
It's just there she was,
you know, like, at the clinic
689
00:29:16,912 --> 00:29:22,256
asking for work???study,
and, well, I crossed a line.
690
00:29:22,256 --> 00:29:23,993
I just really wanted
to help her.
691
00:29:23,993 --> 00:29:26,799
??? I will never stop Jay from
wanting to be in your life,
692
00:29:26,799 --> 00:29:30,907
but she has to be the one
to cross the street, not you.
693
00:29:30,907 --> 00:29:32,777
? ?
694
00:29:32,777 --> 00:29:36,217
??? I know.
695
00:29:36,217 --> 00:29:37,386
??? Okay.
696
00:29:37,386 --> 00:29:44,534
? ?
697
00:29:46,004 --> 00:29:47,373
??? So six years ago,
he puts his cabin on the market
698
00:29:47,373 --> 00:29:48,876
'cause he needs the money.
699
00:29:48,876 --> 00:29:50,112
??? Mm???hmm.
700
00:29:50,112 --> 00:29:52,016
??? Only to turn around and
pay the whole damn thing off
701
00:29:52,016 --> 00:29:53,485
in cash one week later?
702
00:29:53,485 --> 00:29:55,355
??? Half a million in cash.
703
00:29:55,355 --> 00:29:58,328
??? That's some shady shit
right there.
704
00:29:58,328 --> 00:30:01,034
??? Do you think he's
a contract killer?
705
00:30:01,034 --> 00:30:02,469
??? Now, that's a good guess.
706
00:30:02,469 --> 00:30:03,873
Man, ain't no honest man
707
00:30:03,873 --> 00:30:05,008
got that much liquid
just laying around.
708
00:30:05,008 --> 00:30:06,545
Hell, I only got 90K
in the bank,
709
00:30:06,545 --> 00:30:08,315
and that's just
for emergencies.
710
00:30:08,315 --> 00:30:10,285
??? 90,000?
711
00:30:10,285 --> 00:30:14,026
That's??????seems like a lot.
712
00:30:14,026 --> 00:30:15,162
??? Eh.
713
00:30:15,162 --> 00:30:17,166
[engine grinding]
714
00:30:17,166 --> 00:30:18,836
??? Is there a problem, Deputy?
715
00:30:18,836 --> 00:30:21,307
??? Oh, it just needs
a new starter.
716
00:30:21,307 --> 00:30:23,178
My mechanic can
do it for parts,
717
00:30:23,178 --> 00:30:27,854
but I don't have the $65.
718
00:30:27,854 --> 00:30:30,258
??? Oh.
719
00:30:30,258 --> 00:30:33,933
Well, you know, I was probably
rounding up to that 90 anyway.
720
00:30:33,933 --> 00:30:36,839
It's probably somewhere like,
I don't know, 85, 87.
721
00:30:36,839 --> 00:30:38,909
Just enough for a rainy day.
722
00:30:38,909 --> 00:30:40,278
??? Mm???hmm.
723
00:30:40,278 --> 00:30:44,086
??? Okay, I'ma get out and push.
724
00:30:53,606 --> 00:30:55,042
[soft music]
??? I think it's cool
725
00:30:55,042 --> 00:30:57,212
you're gonna make
a commercial for Patience.
726
00:30:57,212 --> 00:31:00,018
??? Yeah, maybe if I show
some pretty pictures
727
00:31:00,018 --> 00:31:02,256
of our town, people
will want to come visit.
728
00:31:02,256 --> 00:31:04,326
??? They already do.
??? Hm?
729
00:31:04,326 --> 00:31:06,230
??? My friend Scott said
all his California cousins
730
00:31:06,230 --> 00:31:08,168
want to come here this summer
to see dead bodies.
731
00:31:08,168 --> 00:31:10,506
??? What?
??? Wait, or a murder.
732
00:31:10,506 --> 00:31:12,476
Hey, maybe I can play
a dead guy in your commercial.
733
00:31:12,476 --> 00:31:14,313
??? No, no dead guys.
734
00:31:14,313 --> 00:31:18,321
Max, Patience is a beautiful
and safe??????very safe town.
735
00:31:18,321 --> 00:31:20,993
There are no dead bodies here.
736
00:31:20,993 --> 00:31:23,899
??? And this is where
our town doctor
737
00:31:23,899 --> 00:31:26,270
was brutally murdered
by his wife.
738
00:31:26,270 --> 00:31:29,544
The doctor who replaced him
went missing,
739
00:31:29,544 --> 00:31:32,316
but we expect his body
to turn up any day now.
740
00:31:32,316 --> 00:31:34,487
Oh, don't forget to enter
the corpse raffle.
741
00:31:34,487 --> 00:31:38,428
??? What the hell is this?
??? Look, everyone.
742
00:31:38,428 --> 00:31:41,267
It's our town mayor,
Ben Hawthorne.
743
00:31:41,267 --> 00:31:44,240
Great???great???grandson
of Dickie Hawthorne
744
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:47,379
who died the day
the mine collapsed,
745
00:31:47,379 --> 00:31:50,318
but not with his fellow miners.
746
00:31:50,318 --> 00:31:53,391
No, Dickie called in sick
that day.
747
00:31:53,391 --> 00:31:55,663
His wife found him
in the whorehouse
748
00:31:55,663 --> 00:31:58,268
and shot him in the face.
749
00:31:58,268 --> 00:32:00,973
??? I'm related to him.
??? No, just an old rumor, buddy.
750
00:32:00,973 --> 00:32:02,677
Old rumor, not true.
751
00:32:02,677 --> 00:32:05,182
??? We're walking.
Come on.
752
00:32:05,182 --> 00:32:07,152
Take your pictures
if you'd like.
753
00:32:07,152 --> 00:32:08,622
? ?
754
00:32:10,425 --> 00:32:12,296
??? Come on.
Let's get a move on, Deputy.
755
00:32:12,296 --> 00:32:15,469
??? Sir, you're not gonna believe
who just returned my call.
756
00:32:15,469 --> 00:32:19,276
St. Helens Hospital said Dr.
Vanderspeigle was disciplined
757
00:32:19,276 --> 00:32:22,216
after they found him in a lab
he wasn't authorized to be in.
758
00:32:22,216 --> 00:32:23,686
And do you know
what they kept stored there?
759
00:32:23,686 --> 00:32:25,222
??? What?
??? Botulinum toxin.
760
00:32:25,222 --> 00:32:27,660
??? Are you shitting me?
Damn.
761
00:32:27,660 --> 00:32:30,600
We might have put
the wrong person behind bars.
762
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:32,704
??? Looks like it's time
to talk to Dr. Vanderspeigle.
763
00:32:32,704 --> 00:32:34,273
??? Yeah.
764
00:32:34,273 --> 00:32:35,610
??? But first, I have to drop off
this dry cleaning.
765
00:32:35,610 --> 00:32:37,045
??? What?
766
00:32:37,045 --> 00:32:38,582
Justice doesn't wait
for no dry cleaning.
767
00:32:38,582 --> 00:32:40,553
??? It's half???price Tuesdays.
768
00:32:40,553 --> 00:32:42,089
??? This is some shit here.
769
00:32:42,089 --> 00:32:43,726
??? People, stay together.
We have a lot to see.
770
00:32:43,726 --> 00:32:45,195
??? Oh, my God.
771
00:32:45,195 --> 00:32:48,301
??? Oh, another
special treat today.
772
00:32:48,301 --> 00:32:51,307
Here we have
the Patience sheriff
773
00:32:51,307 --> 00:32:57,186
who single???handedly put
the wife of Sam Hodges in jail.
774
00:32:57,186 --> 00:33:00,258
Rumor has it she's close
to death in her prison cell,
775
00:33:00,258 --> 00:33:05,168
rats waiting to feast
on her killer corpse.
776
00:33:05,168 --> 00:33:07,740
We're walking.
Bye, handsome.
777
00:33:07,740 --> 00:33:13,519
? ?
778
00:33:13,519 --> 00:33:15,455
[cell phone chimes]
779
00:33:15,455 --> 00:33:19,631
? ?
780
00:33:19,631 --> 00:33:21,802
[radio scanning]
781
00:33:21,802 --> 00:33:23,572
??? You're listening to 102.6,
782
00:33:23,572 --> 00:33:25,342
and we have a special listener
request on the line.
783
00:33:25,342 --> 00:33:27,379
What do you want us to play?
784
00:33:27,379 --> 00:33:29,618
??? Hey, I'd like you to play
The Breeders' "Off You"
785
00:33:29,618 --> 00:33:31,487
for my best friend Asta,
786
00:33:31,487 --> 00:33:33,592
and tell her, if she needs me,
I'll always come running.
787
00:33:33,592 --> 00:33:38,301
??? Wait, I know this voice.
D'arcy?
788
00:33:38,301 --> 00:33:39,403
??? [in Russian accent]
D'arcy?
789
00:33:39,403 --> 00:33:42,309
No, this Sasha.
Hello, yes.
790
00:33:42,309 --> 00:33:44,714
??? Yeah, D'arcy.
We dated for five months.
791
00:33:44,714 --> 00:33:47,554
I think I know your voice,
and the night we broke up
792
00:33:47,554 --> 00:33:49,524
you stole six bottles
of wine out of my fridge.
793
00:33:49,524 --> 00:33:51,795
??? I don't have
no stealing wine.
794
00:33:51,795 --> 00:33:54,701
Only vodka, so okay.
Play song for best friend.
795
00:33:54,701 --> 00:33:56,170
??? Jesus.
??? And then go.
796
00:33:56,170 --> 00:33:58,642
??? Fine.
Here's The Breeders I guess.
797
00:33:58,642 --> 00:34:01,648
[soft guitar music]
798
00:34:01,648 --> 00:34:08,762
? ?
799
00:34:09,330 --> 00:34:14,708
??? ? I land to sail,
island sail ?
800
00:34:14,708 --> 00:34:18,414
? ?
801
00:34:18,414 --> 00:34:20,720
? Yeah, we're movin' ?
802
00:34:20,720 --> 00:34:23,391
? ?
803
00:34:23,391 --> 00:34:26,798
? Yeah, we're movin' ?
804
00:34:26,798 --> 00:34:34,113
? ?
805
00:34:38,589 --> 00:34:40,559
??? Harry?
806
00:34:40,559 --> 00:34:45,836
? ?
807
00:34:45,836 --> 00:34:48,474
Hello?
808
00:34:48,474 --> 00:34:50,746
What's the big surprise?
809
00:34:50,746 --> 00:34:53,786
? ?
810
00:34:53,786 --> 00:34:57,125
[metal clanking]
811
00:35:04,306 --> 00:35:06,110
Harry?
812
00:35:06,110 --> 00:35:09,116
[tense music]
813
00:35:09,116 --> 00:35:12,590
? ?
814
00:35:12,590 --> 00:35:14,561
Harry?
815
00:35:14,561 --> 00:35:16,497
? ?
816
00:35:16,497 --> 00:35:19,436
Harry?
817
00:35:19,436 --> 00:35:26,417
? ?
818
00:35:29,624 --> 00:35:31,360
What the hell is this?
819
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:36,738
??? My survival shelter
and your new home.
820
00:35:36,738 --> 00:35:38,709
[soft music]
821
00:35:38,709 --> 00:35:40,746
You can choose the rugs.
822
00:35:40,746 --> 00:35:42,215
? ?
823
00:35:48,796 --> 00:35:50,332
??? Why do you have
a fallout shelter under your house?
824
00:35:50,332 --> 00:35:55,308
??? I built it for us,
so that we can be safe
825
00:35:55,308 --> 00:35:58,381
when my people come
to kill everyone.
826
00:35:58,381 --> 00:35:59,851
??? What?
827
00:35:59,851 --> 00:36:01,922
??? Oh, I forgot to tell you.
828
00:36:01,922 --> 00:36:04,694
My people are coming
to kill everyone.
829
00:36:04,694 --> 00:36:06,330
??? When?
830
00:36:06,330 --> 00:36:10,171
??? Octopus thinks it may be
a matter of weeks.
831
00:36:10,171 --> 00:36:11,608
Whoops.
832
00:36:11,608 --> 00:36:13,512
??? Hello again, stupid human.
833
00:36:13,512 --> 00:36:15,549
??? God, I hate when you do that.
834
00:36:15,549 --> 00:36:18,789
??? The bathroom
will be over here
835
00:36:18,789 --> 00:36:23,632
if they come before
I get a real toilet,
836
00:36:23,632 --> 00:36:25,803
we can use this bucket.
837
00:36:25,803 --> 00:36:27,940
It is unisex.
838
00:36:27,940 --> 00:36:32,583
Oh, and I am getting a cow
if I can figure out
839
00:36:32,583 --> 00:36:34,821
how to get it
through the opening.
840
00:36:34,821 --> 00:36:37,693
??? You're joking, right?
??? You are right.
841
00:36:37,693 --> 00:36:39,798
The opening is too small.
842
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:42,970
I may get a baby cow
and raise it.
843
00:36:42,970 --> 00:36:45,976
??? Harry, this is not okay.
844
00:36:45,976 --> 00:36:47,714
This was all supposed
to be over with.
845
00:36:47,714 --> 00:36:49,551
Why are your people coming?
846
00:36:49,551 --> 00:36:53,424
??? They are??????how did you put it?
847
00:36:53,424 --> 00:36:58,267
??? Oh, it was "eager
to fry all you Earth pigs."
848
00:36:58,267 --> 00:36:59,938
??? That.
849
00:36:59,938 --> 00:37:02,442
??? I can't do this.
No, no, no.
850
00:37:02,442 --> 00:37:05,716
You expect me to live
underground with you for weeks?
851
00:37:05,716 --> 00:37:09,389
??? Oh, no.
It will be at least a year.
852
00:37:09,389 --> 00:37:13,397
I know that you like
the out???of???doors.
853
00:37:13,397 --> 00:37:15,335
I painted you a window.
854
00:37:15,335 --> 00:37:18,675
You can enjoy
the beautiful Colorado scenery.
855
00:37:18,675 --> 00:37:22,482
? ?
856
00:37:22,482 --> 00:37:25,623
Feel the breeze.
857
00:37:25,623 --> 00:37:27,727
Those are dead people.
858
00:37:27,727 --> 00:37:29,931
That is the stupid boy.
859
00:37:29,931 --> 00:37:35,475
You cannot see his frown
because my brush was too thick.
860
00:37:35,475 --> 00:37:37,713
??? Nope, this isn't happening.
I'm not doing it.
861
00:37:37,713 --> 00:37:39,551
I'm not living in a hole
in the ground with you
862
00:37:39,551 --> 00:37:41,320
and that octo???thing.
863
00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:42,289
??? Oh, wait.
864
00:37:42,289 --> 00:37:43,491
??? Well, that's fine with me.
865
00:37:43,491 --> 00:37:44,761
You think I want
to spend the next year
866
00:37:44,761 --> 00:37:46,363
watching you shit in a bucket?
867
00:37:46,363 --> 00:37:47,667
??? Shh???shh!
868
00:37:47,667 --> 00:37:50,004
??? Huh.
869
00:37:50,004 --> 00:37:52,810
??? Don't go.
It will be fun.
870
00:37:52,810 --> 00:37:56,350
Octopus knows
so many cuttlefish jokes.
871
00:37:56,350 --> 00:37:57,720
They are so stuck up.
872
00:37:57,720 --> 00:37:59,691
??? You're not
taking me seriously.
873
00:37:59,691 --> 00:38:01,561
??? Pizza.
874
00:38:02,362 --> 00:38:04,901
??? You have to do something
about this,
875
00:38:04,901 --> 00:38:08,040
and hiding us underground
for a year isn't it.
876
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:10,713
You're an alien.
You know, phone home.
877
00:38:10,713 --> 00:38:13,384
Call them,
and tell them not to come.
878
00:38:13,384 --> 00:38:16,725
??? Did I tell you that we are
going to have all 20 seasons
879
00:38:16,725 --> 00:38:18,729
of "Law & Order" to watch?
880
00:38:18,729 --> 00:38:20,599
??? Oh, God.
881
00:38:20,599 --> 00:38:24,039
I would rather die than be
on this planet with just you.
882
00:38:24,039 --> 00:38:26,978
??? Rude.
??? You don't get it.
883
00:38:26,978 --> 00:38:29,517
So what, I'm just supposed to
come out after the apocalypse,
884
00:38:29,517 --> 00:38:30,920
and everyone I know is dead?
885
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:33,725
I'm here all alone?
886
00:38:33,725 --> 00:38:35,629
??? Also rude.
887
00:38:35,629 --> 00:38:40,438
??? I'm talking about my family.
What about Dad and D'arcy?
888
00:38:40,438 --> 00:38:41,942
What about Jay?
889
00:38:41,942 --> 00:38:44,413
God, no.
Don't you understand?
890
00:38:44,413 --> 00:38:46,918
I can't live here if I have
to live without all of them.
891
00:38:46,918 --> 00:38:48,856
So there you go, call them,
892
00:38:48,856 --> 00:38:51,427
and tell them not to come,
or I will just die.
893
00:38:51,427 --> 00:38:54,701
??? I know what this is.
894
00:38:54,701 --> 00:38:58,341
You are bluffing,
like in poker.
895
00:38:58,341 --> 00:39:00,411
? ?
896
00:39:00,411 --> 00:39:02,617
??? No, I'm not!
897
00:39:02,617 --> 00:39:04,888
I would rather stand under
your stupid planet's death ray
898
00:39:04,888 --> 00:39:06,457
and explode
into a million pieces
899
00:39:06,457 --> 00:39:09,564
than spend one second
in that hole with you.
900
00:39:09,564 --> 00:39:11,000
??? She is good at bluffing.
901
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:13,104
I could possibly contact them,
902
00:39:13,104 --> 00:39:15,943
but I want to kill
all the bags of douches.
903
00:39:15,943 --> 00:39:18,381
It is my turn to bluff.
904
00:39:18,381 --> 00:39:19,951
? ?
905
00:39:19,951 --> 00:39:23,725
It's impossible.
I cannot contact them.
906
00:39:23,725 --> 00:39:25,428
??? Now you're bluffing.
907
00:39:25,428 --> 00:39:26,898
??? I am bad at bluffing.
908
00:39:26,898 --> 00:39:31,541
??? Okay, okay.
I'll call your bluff.
909
00:39:31,541 --> 00:39:33,979
? ?
910
00:39:33,979 --> 00:39:37,452
If you don't mind
that I die, good.
911
00:39:37,452 --> 00:39:41,393
??? What are you doing?
??? I think I'll take a bath.
912
00:39:41,393 --> 00:39:44,032
? ?
913
00:39:44,032 --> 00:39:48,742
??? You are not really going
to electrocute yourself.
914
00:39:48,742 --> 00:39:52,850
? ?
915
00:39:52,850 --> 00:39:56,423
??? I've got the toaster
all plugged in.
916
00:39:56,423 --> 00:39:58,895
Whoo, nice and warm.
Really good way to go out.
917
00:39:58,895 --> 00:40:00,498
Call it off, Harry.
918
00:40:00,498 --> 00:40:02,904
??? I told you I cannot.
919
00:40:02,904 --> 00:40:06,645
I do not like this game.
The stakes are too high.
920
00:40:06,645 --> 00:40:09,584
You are not really
in the bathtub.
921
00:40:09,584 --> 00:40:10,853
If the toaster is plugged in,
922
00:40:10,853 --> 00:40:12,623
it is because
you are making toast.
923
00:40:12,623 --> 00:40:13,892
Asta.
924
00:40:13,892 --> 00:40:15,729
? ?
925
00:40:15,729 --> 00:40:18,167
You didn't bring the bread.
926
00:40:18,167 --> 00:40:21,641
? ?
927
00:40:21,641 --> 00:40:23,879
This is very dangerous.
928
00:40:23,879 --> 00:40:26,483
??? Then agree
to call your people.
929
00:40:26,483 --> 00:40:28,689
??? Okay.
930
00:40:28,689 --> 00:40:34,934
? ?
931
00:40:34,934 --> 00:40:37,540
It went straight to voicemail.
932
00:40:37,540 --> 00:40:39,476
? ?
933
00:40:39,476 --> 00:40:41,615
??? Goodbye, Harry.
934
00:40:41,615 --> 00:40:47,760
? ?
935
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:48,962
See?
936
00:40:48,962 --> 00:40:50,766
I knew you didn't
want me to die.
937
00:40:50,766 --> 00:40:52,469
You just took your damn time
showing it.
938
00:40:52,469 --> 00:40:55,108
??? Of course I do not
want you to die.
939
00:40:56,076 --> 00:40:59,550
I will try to build a radio
to contact my people.
940
00:41:01,153 --> 00:41:03,925
Be careful getting
out of the tub.
941
00:41:03,925 --> 00:41:05,696
Don't slip.
942
00:41:05,696 --> 00:41:08,134
??? Coming from you, that's
a very sweet thing to say.
943
00:41:10,038 --> 00:41:12,777
??? I'm going
to go eat pizza now.
944
00:41:20,659 --> 00:41:23,164
? ?
945
00:41:23,164 --> 00:41:25,903
[knocking]
946
00:41:25,903 --> 00:41:27,740
??? I'm just gonna keep knocking.
947
00:41:27,740 --> 00:41:29,711
I got hands
that can knock all day.
948
00:41:29,711 --> 00:41:31,514
[knocking]
949
00:41:31,514 --> 00:41:33,117
Dr. V., open up.
950
00:41:33,117 --> 00:41:35,522
We know you're in there.
We need to speak with you.
951
00:41:35,522 --> 00:41:37,593
Don't make us come back
with a search warrant.
952
00:41:37,593 --> 00:41:40,532
? ?
953
00:41:40,532 --> 00:41:42,102
Hello, Asta, need to speak
954
00:41:42,102 --> 00:41:44,106
with Dr. Vanderspeigle
about that severed foot.
955
00:41:44,106 --> 00:41:45,576
??? He's not here.
956
00:41:45,576 --> 00:41:47,546
??? Look, don't lie to me.
957
00:41:47,546 --> 00:41:50,586
We saw him eating pizza through
the window when we rolled up.
958
00:41:50,586 --> 00:41:52,122
??? I'm not lying.
959
00:41:52,122 --> 00:41:54,192
??? Asta, I'm telling you
this as a friend.
960
00:41:54,192 --> 00:41:55,896
Harry is not
who you think he is.
961
00:41:55,896 --> 00:41:58,267
He could be dangerous.
Please don't protect him.
962
00:41:58,267 --> 00:42:00,873
??? Uh...
963
00:42:00,873 --> 00:42:03,010
Maybe come back later?
964
00:42:03,010 --> 00:42:04,747
??? Look, if I have to arrest you
965
00:42:04,747 --> 00:42:06,283
for obstruction
of justice, I will.
966
00:42:06,283 --> 00:42:09,657
Talking about some
"come back later."
967
00:42:09,657 --> 00:42:12,963
Shit!
What the hell is this?
968
00:42:12,963 --> 00:42:14,767
Hold on.
969
00:42:14,767 --> 00:42:21,815
? ?
970
00:42:24,921 --> 00:42:28,027
Oh, my goodness.
Well, I'll be.
971
00:42:28,027 --> 00:42:32,035
Deputy, what's that say
right there?
972
00:42:32,035 --> 00:42:34,607
Botulinum toxin.
The murder weapon.
973
00:42:34,607 --> 00:42:36,143
??? Oh, no.
974
00:42:36,143 --> 00:42:38,247
??? All right, look,
I'ma ask you one more time.
975
00:42:38,247 --> 00:42:41,921
Where is he, Asta?
Where is he, Asta?
976
00:42:41,921 --> 00:42:44,025
? ?
977
00:42:44,025 --> 00:42:46,196
??? He went
to hide in the cellar.
978
00:42:46,196 --> 00:42:48,200
? ?
979
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:50,171
??? You wait here.
980
00:42:50,171 --> 00:42:52,977
Dr. V.?
981
00:42:52,977 --> 00:42:55,248
Sheriff's department.
We coming down into the cellar.
982
00:42:55,248 --> 00:42:56,918
I want you to put your hands
above your head.
983
00:42:56,918 --> 00:42:59,857
You hear me?
We're coming down here!
984
00:42:59,857 --> 00:43:01,193
? ?
985
00:43:01,193 --> 00:43:04,700
Dr. Vanderspeigle,
where you at?
986
00:43:04,700 --> 00:43:06,805
??? Whoa.
What's with the guns?
987
00:43:06,805 --> 00:43:09,309
? ?
988
00:43:09,309 --> 00:43:10,979
??? Asta?
989
00:43:10,979 --> 00:43:13,350
??? What in holy hell?
990
00:43:13,350 --> 00:43:20,331
? ?
991
00:43:46,718 --> 00:43:49,724
[soft music]
992
00:43:49,724 --> 00:43:56,838
? ?
993
00:43:57,305 --> 00:44:57,768
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