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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:18,973 --> 00:02:21,142 Which insurance, Sir? 2 00:02:22,268 --> 00:02:23,478 Hold the line. 3 00:02:23,645 --> 00:02:25,313 Yes, Sir? 4 00:02:28,483 --> 00:02:30,443 I'll work it out. Hold the line. 5 00:02:30,610 --> 00:02:33,822 Planet Assistance, at your service. 6 00:02:33,988 --> 00:02:35,990 I'll put you through. 7 00:02:38,993 --> 00:02:40,954 Yes, OK. 8 00:02:42,247 --> 00:02:43,957 I have to take a call. 9 00:02:46,584 --> 00:02:47,335 Hello? 10 00:02:47,627 --> 00:02:50,755 This is client no. 174652. 11 00:02:50,922 --> 00:02:54,717 I've had a stupid accident. My front wheel's smashed. 12 00:02:55,009 --> 00:02:56,427 OK, fine. 13 00:02:56,761 --> 00:02:58,471 I'll tell you right now. 14 00:02:58,638 --> 00:02:59,472 Serious? 15 00:02:59,639 --> 00:03:02,934 Some idiot who thinks the Sahara is deserted. 16 00:03:03,268 --> 00:03:06,062 Instead of dying at home, they head abroad. 17 00:03:07,355 --> 00:03:09,107 Yes, I can hear you, Sir. 18 00:03:09,274 --> 00:03:10,483 Now listen. 19 00:03:10,650 --> 00:03:13,236 The nearest garage is at Oued Smir. 20 00:03:13,611 --> 00:03:14,737 The mechanic 21 00:03:15,154 --> 00:03:18,867 is Ahmed - as in the first name - Baroudi. 22 00:03:19,033 --> 00:03:21,411 Baroudi... That's Berthe, Andre, 23 00:03:21,578 --> 00:03:24,205 Robert, Octave, Ursule, Denise, Irene. 24 00:03:24,372 --> 00:03:24,998 Have fun! 25 00:03:25,373 --> 00:03:26,165 You too. 26 00:03:26,374 --> 00:03:28,084 OK, bye. 27 00:03:29,252 --> 00:03:32,255 Here we go. What'll it be like in August? 28 00:03:32,589 --> 00:03:34,340 Planet Assistance speaking. 29 00:03:34,507 --> 00:03:37,051 Client no. 642123 30 00:03:37,927 --> 00:03:41,180 I've had an accident. Acc-i-dent! 31 00:03:42,223 --> 00:03:43,433 Not me! 32 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:47,228 My camel's injured, the front right leg. 33 00:03:47,478 --> 00:03:49,022 Hold the line! 34 00:03:49,355 --> 00:03:52,609 Can't we move the computer closer to the phone? 35 00:03:52,775 --> 00:03:54,444 To save on tiredness! 36 00:03:54,611 --> 00:03:57,363 Michel, my client's banged up in Istanbul. 37 00:03:57,530 --> 00:04:00,116 Nice country but all roads lead to jail. 38 00:04:00,283 --> 00:04:02,577 How did you get yours out last week? 39 00:04:02,744 --> 00:04:05,914 Send a guy over with $10,000 in cash. 40 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:10,877 The name of the guy you need to pay off is on the boss's desk. 41 00:04:11,044 --> 00:04:12,170 OK, thanks. 42 00:04:12,337 --> 00:04:13,755 I can hear you, yes. 43 00:04:13,922 --> 00:04:15,840 For your camel... 44 00:04:16,966 --> 00:04:19,594 the closest vet is at Oued Smir. 45 00:04:19,761 --> 00:04:20,428 Oued Smir? 46 00:04:20,637 --> 00:04:24,223 The vet's name is Ahmed Baroudi. 47 00:04:24,390 --> 00:04:26,517 That's Baroudi: 48 00:04:26,684 --> 00:04:28,561 Baraka, Ahmed, Rachid... 49 00:04:29,812 --> 00:04:31,856 Stop it, I don't have a pen! 50 00:04:32,106 --> 00:04:34,108 Use your finger in the sand. 51 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:37,236 Darn it! The sand... 52 00:04:51,209 --> 00:04:53,503 Hi. Can I speak to Michel? 53 00:04:56,214 --> 00:04:57,882 Planet Assistance. 54 00:04:58,132 --> 00:05:00,927 It's client no. 906088. 55 00:05:01,177 --> 00:05:03,888 Superman speaking. How may I help? 56 00:05:04,514 --> 00:05:06,099 It's my heart. 57 00:05:06,808 --> 00:05:09,227 I'll send someone over. Will 6pm be OK? 58 00:05:09,435 --> 00:05:12,188 No, I need affection, urgently. 59 00:05:12,563 --> 00:05:14,816 Who did you send to Istanbul? 60 00:05:14,983 --> 00:05:16,359 Jean-Pierre. 61 00:05:16,943 --> 00:05:17,819 Hello? 62 00:05:20,488 --> 00:05:23,866 Dammit! What's the receptionist up to? 63 00:05:24,617 --> 00:05:28,538 I was just talking to a client. I didn't touch a thing! 64 00:05:28,705 --> 00:05:29,998 Don't yell, I'm here. 65 00:05:30,164 --> 00:05:31,332 What are you doing? 66 00:05:31,499 --> 00:05:34,794 I'm your fiancée, at your beck and cull! 67 00:05:35,503 --> 00:05:38,965 Well! How come you're in your air hostess gear? 68 00:05:39,132 --> 00:05:41,634 My last trip. I handed in my notice. 69 00:05:41,801 --> 00:05:43,428 Why didn't you tell me? 70 00:05:43,594 --> 00:05:45,680 I wanted to surprise you. 71 00:05:45,847 --> 00:05:48,057 So you'll stop flying altogether? 72 00:05:48,224 --> 00:05:49,434 Altogether. 73 00:05:50,184 --> 00:05:51,352 My pet! 74 00:05:52,353 --> 00:05:53,855 Relax, we'll do the work. 75 00:05:54,022 --> 00:05:55,940 Oh, come off it! 76 00:05:56,858 --> 00:05:58,443 Hello... Madam? 77 00:05:58,609 --> 00:06:00,695 Quiet, I can't hear a thing! 78 00:06:00,862 --> 00:06:03,072 Hello... Yes, Madam. 79 00:06:03,239 --> 00:06:05,783 Giselle, 2 broken legs in Ceylon. 80 00:06:06,159 --> 00:06:09,495 See how dangerous it is, running around the world? 81 00:06:09,662 --> 00:06:12,623 5,000 calls a day from all over the world: 82 00:06:12,790 --> 00:06:14,667 people sick, injured, or dead. 83 00:06:14,834 --> 00:06:17,336 The world is a vast purulent culture. 84 00:06:17,503 --> 00:06:20,590 Kenya is gangrene, 85 00:06:20,757 --> 00:06:22,175 Turkey is jails, 86 00:06:22,341 --> 00:06:25,386 Africa is amoeba, South America is malaria... 87 00:06:25,553 --> 00:06:28,723 You're only safe at home. 88 00:06:28,890 --> 00:06:30,641 That's not why I quit. 89 00:06:30,808 --> 00:06:32,977 It's what you said about Columbus. 90 00:06:33,144 --> 00:06:34,520 What did I say? 91 00:06:34,687 --> 00:06:37,940 That he messed up his private life, always being away. 92 00:06:38,107 --> 00:06:40,777 It's true. A historical fact. 93 00:06:40,943 --> 00:06:43,321 I want our marriage to work out. 94 00:06:43,488 --> 00:06:46,324 That's why I'm going to quit travelling. 95 00:06:46,491 --> 00:06:49,744 I'll work with Sophia in her agency. 96 00:06:50,369 --> 00:06:52,330 We'll be happy all our lives. 97 00:06:52,497 --> 00:06:54,165 At least. 98 00:06:55,666 --> 00:06:56,918 What about dinner? 99 00:06:57,085 --> 00:06:58,669 I'll be in Dakar. You? 100 00:06:58,836 --> 00:07:00,671 In Asnière, with Mum. 101 00:07:01,422 --> 00:07:05,510 ...the Moricets, who are to be released... 102 00:07:05,676 --> 00:07:09,680 I'll quickly review the Moricet saga... 103 00:07:09,847 --> 00:07:12,517 We've set the date for the 25th. 104 00:07:12,683 --> 00:07:14,143 What's the hurry? 105 00:07:14,310 --> 00:07:17,230 Are you kidding? We've been engaged 7 years! 106 00:07:17,855 --> 00:07:22,068 With her job, you'll be sleeping here half the time. 107 00:07:22,235 --> 00:07:25,488 She's quit, to work with Sophia at the agency. 108 00:07:25,863 --> 00:07:27,031 You're leaving me? 109 00:07:27,198 --> 00:07:29,242 I'm 32, don't be ridiculous! 110 00:07:29,408 --> 00:07:32,078 Anyway, we'll have a house nearby. 111 00:07:32,662 --> 00:07:35,498 Bye, pet. I won't be back for dinner. 112 00:07:35,665 --> 00:07:37,083 Give her a kiss from me. 113 00:07:37,250 --> 00:07:38,501 I will! 114 00:07:39,710 --> 00:07:41,671 And don't be back late! 115 00:07:41,838 --> 00:07:43,131 Don't worry, pet. 116 00:07:43,714 --> 00:07:44,423 Bye! 117 00:07:47,218 --> 00:07:49,345 Come on... 118 00:07:52,056 --> 00:07:53,933 Going on vacation, Platini? 119 00:07:54,517 --> 00:07:57,854 Well now! Just wait till that falls off. 120 00:07:58,020 --> 00:07:59,021 It won't. 121 00:07:59,188 --> 00:08:01,274 Sure it will. Look. 122 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:02,733 Safe as houses. 123 00:08:04,026 --> 00:08:08,489 28% of holiday road accidents are due to badly loaded roof racks. 124 00:08:08,656 --> 00:08:09,532 Really? 125 00:08:09,907 --> 00:08:10,950 Let me do it. 126 00:08:11,117 --> 00:08:13,119 Hi, Michel. Still engaged? 127 00:08:13,286 --> 00:08:14,620 Still an Arab? 128 00:08:14,787 --> 00:08:17,123 Yes, increasingly underdeveloped! 129 00:08:18,416 --> 00:08:22,545 No, that goes on your knee, to support you in an accident. 130 00:08:22,712 --> 00:08:24,088 We'll put it in later. 131 00:08:24,255 --> 00:08:26,132 Not there, Arabs are thieves! 132 00:08:26,299 --> 00:08:29,677 Thieves and rapists. Hide your daughters! 133 00:08:29,844 --> 00:08:30,595 Right. 134 00:08:31,262 --> 00:08:32,638 That kid's so cute. 135 00:08:33,014 --> 00:08:35,057 Never mind that, give me a hand. 136 00:08:35,224 --> 00:08:37,518 Hold it, I'll pull it underneath. 137 00:08:39,812 --> 00:08:41,856 Is it hard, being this dumb? 138 00:08:42,023 --> 00:08:44,233 No, we go to a lot of effort! 139 00:08:44,775 --> 00:08:46,360 We work at it. 140 00:08:47,028 --> 00:08:49,697 He can't tell beer from Coke. 141 00:08:49,864 --> 00:08:51,073 Isn't it the some? 142 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:53,534 Out of the bottle, they can't tell. 143 00:08:53,701 --> 00:08:56,829 They're religiously sober but they have days off. 144 00:08:57,121 --> 00:08:59,582 You're fine, that'll hold. 145 00:09:00,374 --> 00:09:02,335 I hope you're well insured. 146 00:09:02,919 --> 00:09:04,420 What about the birds? 147 00:09:04,587 --> 00:09:07,131 You're not taking the birds... 148 00:09:07,298 --> 00:09:09,175 What can we do with them? 149 00:09:09,342 --> 00:09:10,509 Quite. 150 00:09:13,387 --> 00:09:16,098 At least I know they'll be safe. 151 00:09:17,725 --> 00:09:22,772 Fancy that, Mum, they're going to Tunisia without insurance. 152 00:09:22,980 --> 00:09:24,649 Surely you won't let them. 153 00:09:24,899 --> 00:09:27,944 I can't force them to sign up. 154 00:09:28,110 --> 00:09:31,239 You can't make people happy despite themselves. 155 00:09:31,447 --> 00:09:33,115 It's wrong to go abroad, 156 00:09:33,366 --> 00:09:36,327 but without insurance, it's suicide. 157 00:09:36,577 --> 00:09:39,997 If you wound your arm, you get gangrene and lose it. 158 00:09:40,248 --> 00:09:42,708 - Oh, come on! - Sure, both of them! 159 00:09:43,084 --> 00:09:45,920 What do you think we do at Planet Assistance? 160 00:09:46,087 --> 00:09:49,715 Look after your tropical fish while you're away? 161 00:09:50,049 --> 00:09:51,884 No, we're on the ground! 162 00:09:52,051 --> 00:09:55,596 When the surgeon is poised to amputate the wrong limb, 163 00:09:55,763 --> 00:09:58,099 we turn up and save you. 164 00:09:58,266 --> 00:10:03,104 In some countries the police slum you in jail for nothing. 165 00:10:03,938 --> 00:10:05,690 I turn up with the keys... 166 00:10:06,524 --> 00:10:09,527 "It's us, Planet Assistance." And you're out! 167 00:10:10,152 --> 00:10:13,239 - What shall we do? - Do whatever you like. 168 00:10:13,823 --> 00:10:16,909 But you never know... 169 00:10:17,368 --> 00:10:20,121 If anything happens, especially with a kid... 170 00:10:21,372 --> 00:10:23,791 Obviously you can't come along and say: 171 00:10:23,958 --> 00:10:27,586 "Oh, we didn't know," then cry about it. 172 00:10:29,797 --> 00:10:32,133 Sign here... right here. 173 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:34,844 I feel better about you going. 174 00:10:35,011 --> 00:10:38,306 Any mechanical or health problems, I just call you. 175 00:10:38,472 --> 00:10:39,598 And I'll be there. 176 00:10:39,765 --> 00:10:41,726 - That's great! - Isn't it? 177 00:10:41,892 --> 00:10:45,021 But don't go mad just because you're insured. 178 00:10:45,187 --> 00:10:46,272 Bye! 179 00:10:48,816 --> 00:10:51,319 - Here, your kawa. - Thanks. 180 00:10:55,281 --> 00:10:58,367 That's strong. How can you drink 10 a day? 181 00:10:58,534 --> 00:11:00,369 Doesn't keep me awake. 182 00:11:00,661 --> 00:11:03,706 Nothing stops Arabs from sleeping! 183 00:11:03,873 --> 00:11:05,124 Except your wives! 184 00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:09,462 - So when are you getting married? - The 25th. 185 00:11:09,628 --> 00:11:11,922 - Is the Arab invited? - If you wash. 186 00:11:12,089 --> 00:11:14,133 I'll have to learn how to first! 187 00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:17,970 I'll be off. Here. 188 00:11:18,304 --> 00:11:22,600 Take this, 3 times a day. For your liver. 189 00:11:22,767 --> 00:11:23,893 See you later. 190 00:11:24,935 --> 00:11:28,898 It's 9.05. If you're on the ring road, you'll be late. 191 00:11:29,065 --> 00:11:30,941 Only I'm not on the ring road. 192 00:11:31,108 --> 00:11:32,401 Lucky you! 193 00:11:32,568 --> 00:11:34,278 Yes, I'm on the back roads. 194 00:11:40,368 --> 00:11:43,704 Hey, that won't help, he's broken down! 195 00:11:43,996 --> 00:11:46,624 My engine's dead. How about a push? 196 00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:48,459 OK, no problem. 197 00:11:48,626 --> 00:11:49,710 Thanks. 198 00:11:58,094 --> 00:11:59,095 Go on! 199 00:11:59,387 --> 00:12:01,972 Go ahead, go, go! 200 00:12:03,224 --> 00:12:04,392 Hey, watch it! 201 00:12:06,018 --> 00:12:09,605 Stop! Stop the car! 202 00:12:10,773 --> 00:12:13,109 Tell your dad I'm hooked on! 203 00:12:14,652 --> 00:12:16,237 - Little jerk. - Big jerk! 204 00:12:17,279 --> 00:12:17,947 Wop! 205 00:12:20,491 --> 00:12:22,368 That's where I work! Stop! 206 00:12:41,887 --> 00:12:42,763 We've stopped. 207 00:12:47,893 --> 00:12:48,978 Off we go again. 208 00:12:58,696 --> 00:13:00,030 Take a ticket first, 209 00:13:00,197 --> 00:13:02,324 then go through. 210 00:13:02,491 --> 00:13:03,284 It's not hard. 211 00:13:03,659 --> 00:13:06,579 Sure it isn't. He's taking the piss. 212 00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:08,289 Now that's service. 213 00:13:09,665 --> 00:13:11,292 He doesn't care. Open it. 214 00:13:11,542 --> 00:13:15,212 Your gearbox is on the way to Addis Ababa. 215 00:13:15,379 --> 00:13:19,383 You'll have it by tomorrow night of the latest. 216 00:13:19,592 --> 00:13:21,886 The best we can do. It's 6,000km. 217 00:13:22,052 --> 00:13:23,387 Enjoy your trip! 218 00:13:23,679 --> 00:13:27,975 They go across the world in a jalopy and want it repaired in a jiffy. 219 00:13:28,142 --> 00:13:29,894 Seen the new doctor? 220 00:13:30,478 --> 00:13:31,687 Worth a look? 221 00:13:36,609 --> 00:13:38,444 Describe your symptoms. 222 00:13:38,611 --> 00:13:40,154 Can't be faulted. 223 00:13:40,321 --> 00:13:42,531 Maybe she'll get me home later. 224 00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:44,992 If I wasn't already engaged... 225 00:13:45,159 --> 00:13:48,120 - You never cheat on Isabelle? - No, I'm old-school. 226 00:13:48,287 --> 00:13:49,288 Never too late. 227 00:13:51,123 --> 00:13:52,333 What do you want? 228 00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:56,337 You're new, I just wanted to say hello... 229 00:13:56,504 --> 00:13:58,422 It's nice of you but I'm busy. 230 00:13:58,589 --> 00:13:59,590 A problem? 231 00:13:59,757 --> 00:14:03,928 A client called but his symptoms are so vague... 232 00:14:04,094 --> 00:14:06,430 Oh? Maybe I could help. 233 00:14:06,597 --> 00:14:08,599 - Are you a doctor? - No. 234 00:14:08,766 --> 00:14:13,187 But I'm an old hand, I know all the diseases. 235 00:14:13,354 --> 00:14:14,563 Which country? 236 00:14:15,147 --> 00:14:15,898 Colombia. 237 00:14:16,607 --> 00:14:18,984 - Pacific or Caribbean side? - No idea. 238 00:14:19,151 --> 00:14:21,654 Find out, it's important. 239 00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:23,405 Where are you? 240 00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:26,116 - Tumaco. - Pacific. 241 00:14:26,283 --> 00:14:30,287 Itching, tingling in the abdomen, sharp pain behind the eyes? 242 00:14:30,454 --> 00:14:33,082 - Exactly! - It's the runs. Dysentery. 243 00:14:33,249 --> 00:14:34,458 Really? 244 00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:38,254 You get them like parking tickets. 245 00:14:39,338 --> 00:14:41,423 So do I get him brought home? 246 00:14:41,799 --> 00:14:45,970 No, let him crap himself there, we've enough shit here as it is. 247 00:14:46,136 --> 00:14:47,012 You're right. 248 00:14:47,388 --> 00:14:50,307 Hey, I was joking. Get him home, quickly. 249 00:14:50,474 --> 00:14:52,893 We'll send someone to fetch you. 250 00:14:56,981 --> 00:14:57,982 Sir? 251 00:14:58,816 --> 00:15:00,943 For my cousin, Mr Bernardin. 252 00:15:01,110 --> 00:15:02,403 Through there. 253 00:15:11,245 --> 00:15:12,288 There. 254 00:15:12,913 --> 00:15:14,164 No, not you! 255 00:15:14,331 --> 00:15:16,458 That's a nice family welcome! 256 00:15:16,625 --> 00:15:20,129 No, the point is, I'm at work. Call me at home. 257 00:15:20,296 --> 00:15:23,007 I can't, I'm going on holiday. 258 00:15:23,173 --> 00:15:25,384 Go get your insurance elsewhere. 259 00:15:25,551 --> 00:15:27,803 You cost them enough last year. 260 00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:29,513 That's all forgotten. 261 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:33,809 Your epileptic fit on the other side of Canada isn't! 262 00:15:34,059 --> 00:15:38,063 I was broke, I needed to get back to France. 263 00:15:38,230 --> 00:15:40,524 Try explaining that to them. 264 00:15:40,691 --> 00:15:44,320 We sell insurance, not a free return ticket. 265 00:15:44,486 --> 00:15:47,406 - But I was young. - This was last year. 266 00:15:47,615 --> 00:15:51,368 Sorry, it's in your contract. 267 00:15:51,869 --> 00:15:56,540 After the recent strikes, you owe us six trips. 268 00:15:56,707 --> 00:15:58,751 That's another three weeks' work. 269 00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:01,211 But my wedding is on the 25th! 270 00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:04,757 The 21st is in three weeks. Perfect! 271 00:16:08,052 --> 00:16:09,178 Here. 272 00:16:10,846 --> 00:16:14,183 Would you mind fronting me my insurance premium? 273 00:16:14,350 --> 00:16:17,811 I've only got enough for a return ticket to Hong Kong. 274 00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:19,938 Are you taking the mickey? 275 00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:22,107 - The pen... - Haven't got one. 276 00:16:22,274 --> 00:16:23,233 Sure. 277 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:26,070 Just make sure you aren't repatriated. 278 00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:28,530 - You know me. - That's just it! 279 00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:35,162 Excuse me. 280 00:16:38,916 --> 00:16:41,043 - Are you OK? - No. 281 00:16:41,377 --> 00:16:45,839 He was so happy when I told him Dakar was my last trip. 282 00:16:46,590 --> 00:16:49,301 Wait till he hears I have another six. 283 00:16:49,468 --> 00:16:50,636 Why tell him? 284 00:16:50,928 --> 00:16:52,763 We tell each other everything. 285 00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:58,268 Being secretive now and then is better than a huge row. 286 00:17:02,815 --> 00:17:05,109 - Where to now? - Colombia. 287 00:17:05,275 --> 00:17:07,820 Again? I'd prefer the For East. 288 00:17:07,986 --> 00:17:10,572 Clients get the runs wherever they please. 289 00:17:10,739 --> 00:17:13,909 Michel, we need to fetch a client from the airport. 290 00:17:14,993 --> 00:17:15,619 Rex! 291 00:17:15,828 --> 00:17:18,455 Client no. 906088 here. 292 00:17:18,789 --> 00:17:20,666 Superman here. How may I help? 293 00:17:20,916 --> 00:17:23,085 Dinner for two, as planned. 294 00:17:23,419 --> 00:17:26,964 Sounds good! Happy not to be on air hostess anymore? 295 00:17:27,297 --> 00:17:30,092 Oh, I'm so glad it's all over. 296 00:17:31,969 --> 00:17:33,345 See you at Sophie's. 297 00:17:33,679 --> 00:17:36,390 I'll pick you up after my airport trip. 298 00:17:48,861 --> 00:17:49,862 Mr Rex? 299 00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:12,551 Here he is. 300 00:18:14,803 --> 00:18:16,221 Right, thanks. 301 00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:18,807 Come on, then. Rex! 302 00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:23,312 Come on. 303 00:18:25,647 --> 00:18:27,191 In you go! 304 00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:29,943 He's disabled! 305 00:18:30,402 --> 00:18:31,570 Damn thing. 306 00:18:34,698 --> 00:18:35,657 You OK? 307 00:18:38,702 --> 00:18:39,828 OK? 308 00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:47,127 Hey, stop that! 309 00:18:51,548 --> 00:18:53,133 He's eating his muzzle. 310 00:18:53,675 --> 00:18:54,802 Hey! 311 00:18:55,594 --> 00:18:58,764 Jeez! It's horrible, leave it! 312 00:19:15,447 --> 00:19:17,741 Does he bite? No, nice doggie. 313 00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:26,083 Right. 314 00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:27,626 Stay there. 315 00:19:27,793 --> 00:19:30,587 I'll only be a moment, really. 316 00:19:39,513 --> 00:19:41,473 - Get a move on! - One moment. 317 00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:49,690 I'll be right down. 318 00:19:58,365 --> 00:19:59,700 Coming! 319 00:20:10,669 --> 00:20:11,628 What's up? 320 00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:14,172 The dog's locked itself in. 321 00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:16,967 Open for Daddy! 322 00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:27,769 Open the door for Daddy. Rex! 323 00:20:28,103 --> 00:20:29,438 Michel, what's wrong? 324 00:20:29,813 --> 00:20:32,983 The dog's locked the door and sat on the horn! 325 00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:38,822 What the hell is this? 326 00:20:38,989 --> 00:20:41,992 The dog's locked the door and sat on the horn! 327 00:20:42,159 --> 00:20:43,994 Break the window, then! 328 00:20:44,202 --> 00:20:46,121 He might bite me. 329 00:20:46,538 --> 00:20:49,458 Bite you! Hear that? The dog might bite him! 330 00:20:49,666 --> 00:20:53,378 It isn't my dog. Check out the papers in the boot. 331 00:20:53,545 --> 00:20:55,756 I've got better things to do! 332 00:20:55,923 --> 00:20:58,175 - Do you speak dog? - No! 333 00:20:58,592 --> 00:21:01,261 - Pity. - I don't believe this! 334 00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:02,512 Your car roof! 335 00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:06,683 Hey, my car! Cut it out! 336 00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:09,394 He's getting away! 337 00:21:09,686 --> 00:21:11,605 Come back! 338 00:21:13,190 --> 00:21:14,441 Rex, come here! 339 00:21:14,608 --> 00:21:16,652 Catch him! 340 00:21:21,281 --> 00:21:22,699 Got him! 341 00:21:22,991 --> 00:21:25,827 No, the dog will get out! 342 00:21:25,994 --> 00:21:28,205 Leave him there! 343 00:21:28,372 --> 00:21:30,207 Get your hands off my fiancé! 344 00:21:30,374 --> 00:21:32,542 No, don't get involved! 345 00:21:36,838 --> 00:21:38,507 Get over there! 346 00:21:45,806 --> 00:21:47,683 Fancy a slug, pal? 347 00:21:47,849 --> 00:21:49,977 No, thanks, my head hurts already. 348 00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:52,187 Hey, it's good stuff! 349 00:21:52,354 --> 00:21:55,148 Only I'm not thirsty. 350 00:21:56,942 --> 00:21:57,943 Snob! 351 00:21:58,568 --> 00:22:01,071 I feel so safe with you. 352 00:22:01,238 --> 00:22:03,949 That's odd, because you're obviously not! 353 00:22:05,409 --> 00:22:08,203 No mutter, you're perfectly safe now. 354 00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:12,874 We're getting married, you're no longer an air hostess, you're safe! 355 00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:14,501 My superman! 356 00:22:18,714 --> 00:22:20,424 Banzai! 357 00:22:28,056 --> 00:22:30,225 I'm here about Michel Bernardin. 358 00:22:31,018 --> 00:22:34,104 Look... I'm typing the report. 359 00:22:34,438 --> 00:22:35,522 Come this way. 360 00:22:36,148 --> 00:22:37,357 My boss. 361 00:22:49,870 --> 00:22:51,329 He looks a bit strict. 362 00:22:51,496 --> 00:22:54,916 We'll both be out of a job on the same day! 363 00:22:55,083 --> 00:22:56,585 I'm not out of a job. 364 00:22:56,752 --> 00:22:58,712 You're still an air hostess? 365 00:22:59,296 --> 00:23:00,213 No. 366 00:23:00,714 --> 00:23:04,176 But I'm starting work with Sophia at the travel agency. 367 00:23:04,342 --> 00:23:07,054 Oh yes, I'd forgotten. 368 00:23:07,304 --> 00:23:11,892 Michel won't give me a call till about 3. 369 00:23:12,059 --> 00:23:15,270 Call me right away at this number. 370 00:23:15,437 --> 00:23:17,731 I'll be back from London at 5. 371 00:23:17,898 --> 00:23:19,816 I'll cover for you. 372 00:23:19,983 --> 00:23:21,151 Bye. 373 00:23:25,822 --> 00:23:31,286 OK, my fiancée and I will come to see the house at 7. 374 00:23:31,912 --> 00:23:33,330 Goodbye and thanks. 375 00:23:33,830 --> 00:23:35,248 So how was Colombia? 376 00:23:36,374 --> 00:23:40,545 That dysentery guy, I stuck a cork up his ass before take-off. 377 00:23:40,796 --> 00:23:43,632 It popped out mid flight. Can you imagine? 378 00:23:43,799 --> 00:23:46,093 Thanks, I just ate breakfast! 379 00:23:46,343 --> 00:23:48,386 Sophia? Can I speak to Isabelle? 380 00:23:48,637 --> 00:23:53,642 Oh, that is a nuisance! I just sent her out on an errand. 381 00:23:54,017 --> 00:23:57,646 She'll be out all morning. Call buck this afternoon. 382 00:23:57,979 --> 00:23:59,022 Have a nice day. 383 00:24:06,530 --> 00:24:09,825 I've travelled the world and never had an accident. 384 00:24:09,991 --> 00:24:12,619 As soon as that idiot insures us 385 00:24:12,786 --> 00:24:15,705 we crash headlong into a taxi. 386 00:24:16,123 --> 00:24:17,249 It's his fault! 387 00:24:17,916 --> 00:24:21,586 He can come and take Julien back to Paris. 388 00:24:21,878 --> 00:24:24,673 That won't be possible. 389 00:24:25,048 --> 00:24:26,591 How so, Mr Bernardin? 390 00:24:26,967 --> 00:24:31,471 First, I've never flown anywhere, I'm scared of flying. 391 00:24:31,638 --> 00:24:35,183 Second, foreign countries are full of germs. 392 00:24:35,892 --> 00:24:38,603 And third, my job 393 00:24:38,770 --> 00:24:42,524 is here at HQ, not as an escort. 394 00:24:42,941 --> 00:24:46,403 Well, my job is to run this company. 395 00:24:47,904 --> 00:24:52,159 But when my staff get in a tangle with the police, I sort it out. 396 00:24:54,536 --> 00:24:58,165 Talking of which... how is your lovely fiancée? 397 00:24:58,331 --> 00:24:59,916 Isn't she an air hostess? 398 00:25:00,292 --> 00:25:02,502 No, she's given it up. 399 00:25:05,839 --> 00:25:09,259 - Would you like a drink? - Orange juice, please. 400 00:25:09,551 --> 00:25:11,511 You're getting married, right? 401 00:25:11,678 --> 00:25:15,182 The 25th. If you can make it, we'd love you to come. 402 00:25:15,348 --> 00:25:18,643 How will your wife feel about you not having a job? 403 00:25:18,810 --> 00:25:20,979 Your plane leaves in an hour. 404 00:25:21,354 --> 00:25:25,233 I'd love to but I have to see a house at 7. 405 00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:27,444 But you'll be back by 5. 406 00:25:29,613 --> 00:25:30,614 Tunisia. 407 00:25:31,198 --> 00:25:34,034 - Mum, where's my passport? - No idea! 408 00:25:34,201 --> 00:25:35,493 Got it. 409 00:25:35,994 --> 00:25:38,705 I'm going to look a real idiot! 410 00:25:39,497 --> 00:25:43,043 I ask her to give up her job, then shoot off to Tunisia. 411 00:25:43,210 --> 00:25:44,878 I wouldn't say anything. 412 00:25:45,045 --> 00:25:49,716 If I'd hidden a bit more from your dad, he wouldn't have left us. 413 00:25:49,883 --> 00:25:51,718 Maybe you're right, pet. Bye. 414 00:26:16,868 --> 00:26:20,872 Ladies and gentlemen, we are now above the Mediterranean. 415 00:26:21,039 --> 00:26:23,959 Please follow these safety instructions... 416 00:26:24,125 --> 00:26:26,378 We're over the seu. It's dangerous. 417 00:26:26,544 --> 00:26:29,673 The jacket is stored beneath your seat. 418 00:26:30,090 --> 00:26:32,842 Sure I've got one? Has everyone got one? 419 00:26:33,093 --> 00:26:35,303 Listen carefully to instructions... 420 00:26:35,637 --> 00:26:40,475 Aren't you watching? If it crashes, you won't know what to do. 421 00:26:40,642 --> 00:26:43,270 Pull the cord hard... 422 00:26:46,147 --> 00:26:47,649 Only in an emergency. 423 00:26:47,899 --> 00:26:49,651 Just trying it out. 424 00:26:57,409 --> 00:27:00,161 - I hate flying too. - Not as much as I do. 425 00:27:00,328 --> 00:27:02,872 I take two of these, then sleep. 426 00:27:03,039 --> 00:27:04,708 Give me six! 427 00:27:05,041 --> 00:27:06,042 Thanks. 428 00:27:07,085 --> 00:27:09,629 Now you'll sleep till Abidjan. 429 00:27:10,797 --> 00:27:12,757 But I'm getting off at Tunis! 430 00:27:12,924 --> 00:27:14,884 Maybe you took too many. 431 00:27:15,051 --> 00:27:16,761 Really? That's a nuisance. 432 00:27:45,790 --> 00:27:47,917 Sir? Sir? 433 00:27:48,752 --> 00:27:50,628 We've arrived at Tunis. 434 00:27:55,759 --> 00:27:57,385 Quick, quick. 435 00:27:57,844 --> 00:28:00,513 Excuse me, let me through. 436 00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:03,767 Planet Assistance. A patient is waiting for me. 437 00:28:03,933 --> 00:28:06,644 Planet Assistance, let me through! 438 00:28:10,106 --> 00:28:11,358 Are you hurt? 439 00:28:13,651 --> 00:28:15,612 It's OK, it's OK! 440 00:28:15,820 --> 00:28:17,530 I'm fine. 441 00:28:31,169 --> 00:28:34,005 Bernardin, that's me. 442 00:28:34,172 --> 00:28:35,882 Michel Bernardin. 443 00:29:23,596 --> 00:29:25,807 I'll drive on the way back, 444 00:29:25,974 --> 00:29:27,225 that's enough! 445 00:29:44,367 --> 00:29:47,036 I need to snap out of it... snap out... 446 00:29:49,747 --> 00:29:51,833 Snap out of it. 447 00:29:53,293 --> 00:29:54,919 Here we go. 448 00:29:56,463 --> 00:29:59,716 That's good, that's good... 449 00:30:07,765 --> 00:30:09,100 Are you crazy! 450 00:30:11,102 --> 00:30:13,188 Hey, that's great! 451 00:30:22,822 --> 00:30:23,781 Are you OK? 452 00:30:24,365 --> 00:30:26,034 Only joking. 453 00:30:26,701 --> 00:30:28,661 You look mad. 454 00:30:33,041 --> 00:30:35,168 Let's go. I'll drive. 455 00:30:37,086 --> 00:30:40,256 Hey, your parents are sulking! 456 00:30:41,216 --> 00:30:42,967 They don't look very happy. 457 00:30:44,052 --> 00:30:45,178 Come on! 458 00:31:14,624 --> 00:31:17,544 I'll make a call. Stay here. 459 00:31:17,710 --> 00:31:20,797 The other guy beat it. He's gone. 460 00:31:21,339 --> 00:31:22,799 Hi, telephone! 461 00:31:25,051 --> 00:31:25,677 Hello? 462 00:31:26,010 --> 00:31:29,347 Sophia? Is Isabelle there? 463 00:31:29,973 --> 00:31:32,100 She's on the phone, hold the line. 464 00:31:50,952 --> 00:31:51,619 Sophia? 465 00:31:51,953 --> 00:31:53,746 Isabelle? Michel, for you. 466 00:31:53,997 --> 00:31:55,707 Does he suspect anything? 467 00:31:55,873 --> 00:31:56,541 Put him on. 468 00:31:56,874 --> 00:31:58,251 I'll hook you up. 469 00:32:04,132 --> 00:32:07,218 Hi, pet, it's me. I'm at the office. 470 00:32:07,385 --> 00:32:09,095 Yeah, we're busy. 471 00:32:09,429 --> 00:32:13,641 I'll pick you up at 6.30 and we'll go see a house, 472 00:32:13,808 --> 00:32:14,892 right nearby. 473 00:32:15,059 --> 00:32:16,603 Great, I'll be there! 474 00:32:16,769 --> 00:32:19,689 Well, I already am, so I still will be. 475 00:32:19,939 --> 00:32:21,899 How so? You sound weird. 476 00:32:22,233 --> 00:32:24,110 Not at all. Why? 477 00:32:24,402 --> 00:32:26,738 No reason. I'll let you go. 478 00:32:26,988 --> 00:32:30,241 It's you who sounds weird. Are you in a hurry? 479 00:32:31,909 --> 00:32:32,660 What the...! 480 00:32:32,994 --> 00:32:33,620 What's up? 481 00:32:36,497 --> 00:32:39,083 Nothing. Just Marcel messing about. 482 00:32:41,419 --> 00:32:42,378 What's up? 483 00:32:42,587 --> 00:32:45,757 Stop that, it isn't funny! He's such a joker. 484 00:32:45,923 --> 00:32:47,634 Sounds like fun. 485 00:32:47,884 --> 00:32:50,345 Good job too, with all the work we do. 486 00:32:52,180 --> 00:32:54,432 OK, Marcel, quit messing about! 487 00:32:56,309 --> 00:32:57,060 Marcel! 488 00:32:57,226 --> 00:32:58,895 Get back to your office! 489 00:33:01,147 --> 00:33:02,357 Here, it's for you. 490 00:33:02,774 --> 00:33:05,193 Well, Marcel, are you having fun? 491 00:33:08,112 --> 00:33:12,200 - Your boyfriend has a problem. - No, it's his pal messing about. 492 00:33:12,450 --> 00:33:13,743 OK, bye, pet. 493 00:33:25,755 --> 00:33:27,632 I'm thirsty. 494 00:33:27,799 --> 00:33:28,675 Thirsty! 495 00:33:28,841 --> 00:33:31,135 We'll stop at the first bar. 496 00:33:43,564 --> 00:33:44,607 Two cokes. 497 00:33:45,024 --> 00:33:45,983 Sit down. 498 00:33:58,538 --> 00:34:00,748 Why did you say Arabs are dumb? 499 00:34:01,290 --> 00:34:03,876 I didn't say that... no. 500 00:34:04,043 --> 00:34:08,464 You said they were too dumb to tell Coke from beer. 501 00:34:09,799 --> 00:34:12,760 No, I was joking. I didn't even say it! 502 00:34:12,969 --> 00:34:15,805 - Why did you call them rapists? - No! 503 00:34:15,972 --> 00:34:19,225 - Thieves, I said. Anyway, I didn't. - You did! 504 00:34:20,643 --> 00:34:23,312 - I was only joking. - You said it! 505 00:34:23,479 --> 00:34:26,149 Just hurry up and drink your Coke. 506 00:34:30,862 --> 00:34:32,488 They're really nice too! 507 00:34:34,407 --> 00:34:35,700 Hurry up. 508 00:34:36,117 --> 00:34:38,035 Wait in the car. 509 00:34:38,745 --> 00:34:40,455 Here. Thanks. 510 00:34:42,665 --> 00:34:45,960 We'd better get out of here, thanks to you. 511 00:34:47,378 --> 00:34:48,463 We're alright now. 512 00:34:51,758 --> 00:34:53,634 Goddam car! 513 00:34:55,470 --> 00:34:59,515 Thanks to you we nearly had our throats cut! 514 00:35:00,475 --> 00:35:01,559 But you said it. 515 00:35:01,726 --> 00:35:04,103 You quoted me out of context! 516 00:35:04,270 --> 00:35:06,481 - You said it. - But not like that. 517 00:35:06,647 --> 00:35:10,526 Then you repeat it and they think I said it. 518 00:35:10,693 --> 00:35:11,402 You did. 519 00:35:11,569 --> 00:35:15,239 You annoy me! I didn't say it like that! 520 00:35:15,865 --> 00:35:19,202 Quit acting so smart or I'll knock your other eye out! 521 00:35:19,869 --> 00:35:23,623 Are you authorized to travel abroad with the child? 522 00:35:23,790 --> 00:35:26,667 I'm repatriating him for his parents. 523 00:35:26,834 --> 00:35:29,462 - I need the authorization. - I know. 524 00:35:29,629 --> 00:35:30,922 You know this man? 525 00:35:31,088 --> 00:35:31,714 No. 526 00:35:31,964 --> 00:35:33,007 What? 527 00:35:33,341 --> 00:35:34,634 - No! - You want a slap? 528 00:35:34,801 --> 00:35:37,470 - What do you mean? - Come with me. 529 00:35:37,637 --> 00:35:38,930 Now don't start... 530 00:35:39,096 --> 00:35:40,181 Follow me! 531 00:35:40,348 --> 00:35:42,183 Sorry. The passport... 532 00:35:42,350 --> 00:35:43,935 Alright, get on with it. 533 00:35:50,441 --> 00:35:52,235 Yes... yes. 534 00:35:52,568 --> 00:35:55,154 Alright, thank you. 535 00:35:55,822 --> 00:35:58,032 He has the parents' permission. 536 00:35:58,199 --> 00:35:59,325 You may go. 537 00:35:59,492 --> 00:36:01,118 Check nothing is missing. 538 00:36:01,285 --> 00:36:03,162 The police are all thieves! 539 00:36:03,329 --> 00:36:05,873 - We didn't rape you! - Maybe next time. 540 00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:07,959 Well, we're all so dumb! 541 00:36:08,292 --> 00:36:09,877 We do our best. 542 00:36:10,378 --> 00:36:11,796 Hurry up, dummy. 543 00:36:15,466 --> 00:36:18,177 Arriving from Tunis, 544 00:36:18,344 --> 00:36:21,639 Tunis Air flight 4342 has landed. 545 00:36:22,890 --> 00:36:25,351 Arriving from London, 546 00:36:25,518 --> 00:36:28,479 Europe Airlines flight 638 has landed. 547 00:36:45,538 --> 00:36:47,373 What lousy weather! 548 00:36:48,958 --> 00:36:50,209 - You OK? - What's wrong? 549 00:36:50,376 --> 00:36:52,211 Nothing. It's the office. 550 00:36:53,004 --> 00:36:53,838 Alright? 551 00:36:54,005 --> 00:36:57,174 Looks like sunburn but it couldn't possibly be. 552 00:36:57,341 --> 00:36:58,759 - OK? - Fine. 553 00:36:59,302 --> 00:37:02,972 - Your office has a microclimate. - You're getting warmer! 554 00:37:03,556 --> 00:37:06,267 They keep messing around at work, 555 00:37:06,767 --> 00:37:07,810 playing jokes. 556 00:37:07,977 --> 00:37:11,314 What's-his-name put a UV bulb in my desk lump. 557 00:37:11,856 --> 00:37:15,359 It looks like sunburn but I'm just tanning. 558 00:37:15,735 --> 00:37:17,612 A desk lamp in your face? 559 00:37:18,029 --> 00:37:20,573 Yes, I often work like that. 560 00:37:20,740 --> 00:37:23,326 I sit like this, on the phone. 561 00:37:23,492 --> 00:37:25,912 My light's here, I sit like this. 562 00:37:26,078 --> 00:37:28,581 It relaxes my back, then I can tan. 563 00:37:28,831 --> 00:37:32,376 There was a lot going on when you called me earlier. 564 00:37:32,585 --> 00:37:34,003 That was Marcel! 565 00:37:34,170 --> 00:37:37,048 That noise you heard, the camel... 566 00:37:37,798 --> 00:37:38,674 That's Marcel. 567 00:37:38,925 --> 00:37:40,968 The lion roars... 568 00:37:41,135 --> 00:37:42,803 and the camel brays. 569 00:37:42,970 --> 00:37:46,515 Downstairs is the kitchen and dining room. 570 00:37:46,766 --> 00:37:49,727 The living room is now my bedroom 571 00:37:49,894 --> 00:37:51,979 as I can't get upstairs. 572 00:37:52,146 --> 00:37:54,440 There are 2 nice bedrooms upstairs. 573 00:37:54,607 --> 00:37:56,859 I can't get up, I'll wait here. 574 00:37:57,860 --> 00:37:59,987 It's a real love nest! 575 00:38:00,237 --> 00:38:02,698 My lute husband and I 576 00:38:03,157 --> 00:38:05,201 lived here happily for 40 years. 577 00:38:07,453 --> 00:38:08,621 It's nice. Look. 578 00:38:08,788 --> 00:38:10,289 Stinks a bit, though. 579 00:38:10,456 --> 00:38:12,667 That's nothing. Look at the bed. 580 00:38:14,168 --> 00:38:15,753 Are you crazy? 581 00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:17,254 Love nest, she said. 582 00:38:17,421 --> 00:38:20,091 That UV lamp has gone to your head! 583 00:38:20,257 --> 00:38:22,301 Not at all. 584 00:38:23,135 --> 00:38:23,970 Not here. 585 00:38:24,136 --> 00:38:26,138 Where else? It's a bed! 586 00:38:26,389 --> 00:38:27,223 How is it? 587 00:38:27,473 --> 00:38:28,265 Perfect! 588 00:38:28,474 --> 00:38:31,018 Does your fiancée like it? 589 00:38:31,185 --> 00:38:31,936 Oh yes! 590 00:38:32,144 --> 00:38:34,480 I'm glad to hear it. 591 00:38:34,981 --> 00:38:36,482 The price... 592 00:38:37,191 --> 00:38:38,651 is 480,000 francs. 593 00:38:39,902 --> 00:38:41,529 But that's negotiable. 594 00:38:42,196 --> 00:38:43,155 Sure it is! 595 00:38:44,156 --> 00:38:45,408 450,000, then. 596 00:38:47,576 --> 00:38:50,538 Money is always a problem for young couples. 597 00:38:50,871 --> 00:38:52,123 Oh yes. 598 00:38:52,498 --> 00:38:54,208 440,000. 599 00:38:56,210 --> 00:38:57,420 430,000? 600 00:38:57,920 --> 00:38:58,963 No! 601 00:38:59,630 --> 00:39:00,631 420,000. 602 00:39:00,965 --> 00:39:01,674 Dammit! 603 00:39:01,924 --> 00:39:02,800 400,000, then. 604 00:39:03,092 --> 00:39:03,843 No! 605 00:39:04,051 --> 00:39:06,012 395,000 francs. 606 00:39:06,178 --> 00:39:07,179 Oh yes! 607 00:39:09,140 --> 00:39:12,018 You won't find better for 395,000 francs. 608 00:39:12,184 --> 00:39:14,395 At that price, we'll take it. 609 00:39:15,521 --> 00:39:17,732 You want to see the 2nd bedroom? 610 00:39:17,898 --> 00:39:19,650 No... no. 611 00:39:20,860 --> 00:39:24,363 No, it doesn't matter. We've had a glimpse. 612 00:39:24,530 --> 00:39:26,115 We get the idea. 613 00:39:26,449 --> 00:39:30,411 The old girl reduced the price from 450,000 to 395,000. 614 00:39:30,578 --> 00:39:31,412 Will you buy? 615 00:39:31,579 --> 00:39:35,082 Possibly. We'll try and borrow from her parents. 616 00:39:35,249 --> 00:39:37,501 Hello? Oh no, not you! 617 00:39:37,793 --> 00:39:39,587 Hey, it's nothing serious. 618 00:39:39,754 --> 00:39:41,714 So why are you calling? 619 00:39:42,298 --> 00:39:45,051 A German girl picked me up but we broke down. 620 00:39:45,301 --> 00:39:46,802 What's wrong? 621 00:39:46,969 --> 00:39:49,221 Fan belt's screwed. 622 00:39:49,430 --> 00:39:53,726 That's nothing, I can get you to the next garage. 623 00:39:54,643 --> 00:39:56,937 Is this girl wearing stockings? 624 00:39:57,188 --> 00:39:59,023 Wait... no. 625 00:39:59,190 --> 00:40:01,067 A belt will do it. 626 00:40:01,233 --> 00:40:03,652 You've got one, right? Use that. 627 00:40:05,362 --> 00:40:06,572 Get in. 628 00:40:18,250 --> 00:40:21,545 Guys, we're going to repatriate the Moricets! 629 00:40:22,463 --> 00:40:25,925 We won, hands down! 630 00:40:26,092 --> 00:40:26,759 Right. 631 00:40:26,967 --> 00:40:30,346 Three ambulances, one per Moricet. 632 00:40:30,679 --> 00:40:31,639 What publicity! 633 00:40:31,806 --> 00:40:34,725 No one else knows they're landing here. 634 00:40:34,892 --> 00:40:36,936 Tough luck on International Aid. 635 00:40:37,103 --> 00:40:40,981 They lost, bunch of clowns! 636 00:40:41,398 --> 00:40:45,528 We'll usher them up the runway to avoid the crowds. Follow me. 637 00:40:48,405 --> 00:40:51,492 I knew it! The press is here already. 638 00:40:51,659 --> 00:40:54,703 If the International Aid guys show up... 639 00:40:54,870 --> 00:40:56,789 They always miss the boat. 640 00:41:02,711 --> 00:41:06,715 Someone's waiting for you, 500 metres away. I'll wait here. 641 00:41:06,882 --> 00:41:07,758 OK. 642 00:41:36,954 --> 00:41:39,623 I didn't invite you here as shareholders, 643 00:41:39,790 --> 00:41:42,835 seeking a vote of confidence, 644 00:41:43,544 --> 00:41:45,713 rather as friends... good friends, 645 00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:50,426 to share a few moments of good TV viewing... 646 00:41:50,593 --> 00:41:53,596 And now we bring you live coverage 647 00:41:53,762 --> 00:41:57,641 from an airport near Paris 648 00:41:57,808 --> 00:41:59,977 of the final chapter 649 00:42:00,144 --> 00:42:03,606 of what is known as the Moricet Saga. 650 00:42:05,149 --> 00:42:06,442 Are we onto this? 651 00:42:08,611 --> 00:42:09,778 Good publicity! 652 00:42:14,074 --> 00:42:18,495 This is "the new Mata Hari", so say the Bengali authorities, 653 00:42:18,662 --> 00:42:21,165 with an International Aid team... 654 00:42:21,332 --> 00:42:22,374 What's going on? 655 00:42:22,541 --> 00:42:23,584 Bastards! 656 00:42:24,543 --> 00:42:25,836 Look at them. 657 00:42:26,003 --> 00:42:27,546 That's not very nice! 658 00:42:27,755 --> 00:42:30,090 Yeah, great publicity! 659 00:42:31,091 --> 00:42:33,010 Seeing this footage, 660 00:42:33,177 --> 00:42:37,056 if I was travelling, I'd buy insurance from International Aid. 661 00:42:37,598 --> 00:42:40,100 I just don't understand it. 662 00:42:40,351 --> 00:42:43,062 No, that's not very nice. What about us? 663 00:42:43,437 --> 00:42:45,522 You expect me to believe that? 664 00:42:45,689 --> 00:42:48,317 But Sir, it's the truth! 665 00:42:50,027 --> 00:42:54,740 Sir, we've no available escort for the special train tomorrow night. 666 00:42:54,907 --> 00:42:56,992 Don't worry, I've got one here. 667 00:42:59,203 --> 00:43:01,830 I'll be back tomorrow. Cover for me. 668 00:43:01,997 --> 00:43:03,207 - As usual! - Bye. 669 00:43:05,834 --> 00:43:08,921 My mum's at home, and if Isabelle calls... 670 00:43:09,088 --> 00:43:11,966 - Don't worry, I'll see to it. - Bye, then! 671 00:43:13,384 --> 00:43:15,469 Spanish Border 672 00:43:15,636 --> 00:43:18,973 Your attention, please, the Planet Assistance 673 00:43:19,139 --> 00:43:22,977 special train is about to deport... 674 00:43:25,271 --> 00:43:26,730 Well, then! 675 00:43:28,565 --> 00:43:30,025 Everyone OK? 676 00:43:30,192 --> 00:43:32,528 Try not to ride over my shoes. 677 00:43:33,112 --> 00:43:34,238 That's it. 678 00:43:34,863 --> 00:43:37,116 You got it, didn't you? 679 00:43:38,325 --> 00:43:40,911 Jeez, holidays are a drag. 680 00:43:41,078 --> 00:43:43,330 So have you lost any? 681 00:43:43,872 --> 00:43:44,665 37 of them? 682 00:43:46,625 --> 00:43:47,960 See you next time! 683 00:43:48,127 --> 00:43:52,089 Come on, you cripples! The train leaves in 3 minutes. 684 00:43:52,256 --> 00:43:54,174 Get a move on. 685 00:43:54,758 --> 00:43:56,260 Wait, I'll give you a hand. 686 00:43:56,427 --> 00:44:00,055 I told you the train wasn't for me! 687 00:44:00,806 --> 00:44:03,434 - Shove her. - I should be on a plane! 688 00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:06,270 No, we're hurting her. 689 00:44:06,437 --> 00:44:08,814 We won't let a door stop us. 690 00:44:08,981 --> 00:44:11,734 Take her round, we'll go through the window. 691 00:44:11,900 --> 00:44:14,194 Go on, be careful. 692 00:44:14,903 --> 00:44:16,697 Quick, you'll miss the train! 693 00:44:17,448 --> 00:44:20,242 Go on, shove her ass! 694 00:44:22,286 --> 00:44:24,163 I should be on a plane! 695 00:44:24,330 --> 00:44:26,874 A big girl like you? Come on. 696 00:44:27,166 --> 00:44:28,125 Shove her arse! 697 00:44:33,339 --> 00:44:35,299 Shove, she won't jump! 698 00:44:36,717 --> 00:44:40,346 It's leaving, get on board! 699 00:44:41,597 --> 00:44:43,349 Wait for me! 700 00:44:45,351 --> 00:44:46,310 I've got you. 701 00:44:46,518 --> 00:44:48,228 I'm a paid-up client! 702 00:44:50,147 --> 00:44:51,440 Hurry up! 703 00:44:58,030 --> 00:44:59,698 Madam, Sir... 704 00:45:00,199 --> 00:45:01,950 - We'd like a bed. - Of course. 705 00:45:02,117 --> 00:45:04,411 - A big one. - We're getting married. 706 00:45:04,870 --> 00:45:06,330 First floor. 707 00:45:06,497 --> 00:45:08,916 You should've called me at the office. 708 00:45:09,541 --> 00:45:11,335 This one's not bad. 709 00:45:13,170 --> 00:45:15,255 I waited all day for your call. 710 00:45:15,964 --> 00:45:19,760 You could have called me, I was at the agency all day. 711 00:45:19,927 --> 00:45:21,970 Hey, I believe you! 712 00:45:22,388 --> 00:45:26,266 Without trust, what's the point in getting married? 713 00:45:28,060 --> 00:45:30,562 Excuse me, I'll leave you to it. 714 00:45:31,730 --> 00:45:33,232 This one's nice. 715 00:45:33,399 --> 00:45:35,067 Hey, stop that! 716 00:45:37,027 --> 00:45:39,696 Stop it, you mustn't! 717 00:45:46,203 --> 00:45:47,496 You're crazy! 718 00:45:55,879 --> 00:45:58,632 - What about this one? - Not here! 719 00:45:58,799 --> 00:46:01,135 At this price, we need to try it out. 720 00:46:02,761 --> 00:46:04,930 Yes... yes, yes. 721 00:46:06,223 --> 00:46:06,849 Of course. 722 00:46:07,433 --> 00:46:11,395 It was delivered late, I'm sorry, Sir. 723 00:46:11,728 --> 00:46:12,980 Of course. 724 00:46:13,147 --> 00:46:14,940 Leave it to me. 725 00:46:15,190 --> 00:46:18,694 Excuse me, I'm needed. Goodbye, Sir. 726 00:46:24,450 --> 00:46:27,411 - Sir! - It's very good, we'll take it. 727 00:46:27,578 --> 00:46:29,037 An excellent model. 728 00:46:29,455 --> 00:46:31,039 Have you tried it too? 729 00:46:34,042 --> 00:46:38,464 Sorry, Madam, we can't produce garages out of thin air. 730 00:46:38,630 --> 00:46:42,384 If you want one every mile, India's not the place. 731 00:46:42,551 --> 00:46:44,094 Yeah, right... Bye. 732 00:46:44,261 --> 00:46:46,138 People are so cheeky! 733 00:46:46,430 --> 00:46:47,931 Guess where you're going. 734 00:46:48,098 --> 00:46:52,644 Nowhere! I've got to see someone about a mortgage tomorrow. 735 00:46:52,811 --> 00:46:53,896 You won't miss it. 736 00:46:54,062 --> 00:46:57,024 I'm staying put, or Isabelle will figure me out. 737 00:46:57,191 --> 00:46:58,358 You speak English? 738 00:47:14,750 --> 00:47:18,795 New York is scary. I refuse to leave the airport. 739 00:47:18,962 --> 00:47:21,173 I hold my business meetings there, 740 00:47:21,340 --> 00:47:22,382 then fly back. 741 00:47:22,591 --> 00:47:26,512 Violence is rife. A murder every 20 seconds. 742 00:47:27,012 --> 00:47:28,472 112 muggings 743 00:47:28,639 --> 00:47:30,807 and 14 armed attacks every minute. 744 00:47:31,433 --> 00:47:33,268 The Blacks. All drugged up. 745 00:47:33,852 --> 00:47:37,523 Drugs are expensive, so they need the money. 746 00:47:37,731 --> 00:47:41,985 - I'm only staying a few hours. - It only takes a few seconds! 747 00:47:42,861 --> 00:47:45,697 You're only chance is to run. 748 00:47:45,864 --> 00:47:50,410 You must outsprint your assailant. That's why everyone jogs. 749 00:47:51,578 --> 00:47:56,416 New York is just some big black guy chasing you with a knife. 750 00:49:01,565 --> 00:49:05,527 I'm here to pick up a French jazz musician. 751 00:55:24,781 --> 00:55:25,448 It's empty! 752 00:55:27,325 --> 00:55:29,327 Don't. Don't! 753 00:56:52,535 --> 00:56:56,039 Hurry up, I've got a lot to do! 754 00:56:56,247 --> 00:56:57,373 Sit down. 755 00:56:59,084 --> 00:57:00,126 OK? 756 00:57:02,545 --> 00:57:04,422 Call me if you need anything. 757 00:57:10,261 --> 00:57:13,223 Heck, what happened to you? 758 00:57:13,389 --> 00:57:16,726 I was attacked. In the toilets at the airport. 759 00:57:16,893 --> 00:57:18,728 Black guy with a knife? 760 00:57:19,187 --> 00:57:21,606 White. Swiss. 761 00:57:29,030 --> 00:57:31,783 There... like that. Right! 762 00:57:33,660 --> 00:57:36,996 Drop me at the bank, I'm late. 763 00:57:38,289 --> 00:57:42,752 Mortgages are a serious matter, given only to serious people. 764 00:57:43,169 --> 00:57:47,507 My fiancé is a serious, honest, hard-working man. 765 00:57:47,674 --> 00:57:49,676 He's held a job for 10 years. 766 00:57:49,843 --> 00:57:53,471 I'm late, I'm meant to be there by now. 767 00:57:53,638 --> 00:57:55,265 Floor it! 768 00:57:58,476 --> 00:58:00,562 - Is he a manager? - Sorry? 769 00:58:00,854 --> 00:58:01,896 Is he a manager? 770 00:58:02,605 --> 00:58:03,606 I couldn't say. 771 00:58:03,982 --> 00:58:06,234 You'd marry him without knowing? 772 00:58:06,776 --> 00:58:08,403 We'll have to ask him. 773 00:58:08,695 --> 00:58:09,779 Sure he's coming? 774 00:58:13,992 --> 00:58:15,660 Thanks. Bye! 775 00:58:18,830 --> 00:58:20,790 - Room 209? - It's downstairs. 776 00:58:20,957 --> 00:58:22,083 Dammit. 777 00:58:32,927 --> 00:58:34,929 Sorry about that. 778 00:58:36,890 --> 00:58:38,433 My husband-to-be. 779 00:58:38,600 --> 00:58:40,685 Pleased to meet you. 780 00:58:42,562 --> 00:58:43,855 Never mind. 781 00:58:44,022 --> 00:58:45,190 Sorry. 782 00:58:45,356 --> 00:58:46,649 Come on, let's go. 783 00:58:47,984 --> 00:58:49,861 It's that idiot Marcel. 784 00:58:50,028 --> 00:58:51,988 We had a medical today. 785 00:58:52,155 --> 00:58:55,241 I go to the clinic, strip off... 786 00:58:55,408 --> 00:58:58,953 Then someone took my clothes. I couldn't turn up naked. 787 00:58:59,120 --> 00:59:01,247 It wouldn't have changed anything! 788 00:59:01,414 --> 00:59:02,832 Don't worry, pet. 789 00:59:02,999 --> 00:59:05,835 We'll get a loan someplace else. 790 00:59:06,002 --> 00:59:08,671 The main thing is, we're in love. 791 00:59:12,258 --> 00:59:16,179 Lucky man! You're off on a trip with the lovely white lady. 792 00:59:16,346 --> 00:59:17,263 Where to? 793 00:59:17,430 --> 00:59:19,182 Somewhere in Africa. 794 00:59:41,412 --> 00:59:42,205 Here. 795 00:59:42,956 --> 00:59:46,793 I've come to pick up a patient. The name's right here. 796 00:59:46,960 --> 00:59:48,127 I can read! 797 00:59:49,420 --> 00:59:50,463 Thanks. 798 01:00:06,896 --> 01:00:09,983 Why can't I treat him? I'm a doctor, like you. 799 01:00:10,149 --> 01:00:11,693 Like me? I doubt that! 800 01:00:12,026 --> 01:00:15,029 - Because you're white? - No, I'm not a doctor! 801 01:00:15,196 --> 01:00:17,323 I trained in Montpellier. 802 01:00:17,615 --> 01:00:18,616 Me, in Paris. 803 01:00:19,075 --> 01:00:22,412 So you're a better doctor than me? 804 01:00:22,912 --> 01:00:25,373 No, I didn't mean that. 805 01:00:25,540 --> 01:00:28,835 Instead of paying a fortune to repatriate patients, 806 01:00:29,002 --> 01:00:31,587 why not send us drugs and equipment? 807 01:00:31,796 --> 01:00:33,172 Can I see the patient? 808 01:00:33,673 --> 01:00:36,092 I'll call the Minister. Wait in there. 809 01:00:36,884 --> 01:00:38,928 Get me the Minister. 810 01:00:39,595 --> 01:00:41,931 He won't discharge him. Let's go home. 811 01:00:42,098 --> 01:00:44,767 No, never abandon an assignment. 812 01:00:44,934 --> 01:00:46,561 I'll see what I can do. 813 01:00:52,066 --> 01:00:53,609 Hot, isn't it? 814 01:00:56,487 --> 01:00:57,905 May I sit down? 815 01:01:34,359 --> 01:01:35,777 Have you come for him? 816 01:01:35,943 --> 01:01:37,278 Well... yes. 817 01:01:38,029 --> 01:01:39,697 I knew he'd soon be gone. 818 01:01:39,864 --> 01:01:41,657 - Fortunately. - He's better. 819 01:01:41,824 --> 01:01:44,494 - I need to get him out. - It's vital! 820 01:01:44,660 --> 01:01:47,455 Do you know where he is? Will you help? 821 01:01:47,622 --> 01:01:48,414 Let's go. 822 01:01:48,790 --> 01:01:50,500 They're taking their time. 823 01:01:50,666 --> 01:01:52,001 No matter. 824 01:01:52,251 --> 01:01:55,588 - Please don't take it personally. - I understand. 825 01:01:55,755 --> 01:02:00,259 But Europeans have a certain view of Black Africans in general 826 01:02:00,426 --> 01:02:02,220 and doctors in particular. 827 01:02:02,387 --> 01:02:03,971 Yes, I see. 828 01:02:04,389 --> 01:02:09,102 All these soldiers make me nervous. 829 01:02:10,812 --> 01:02:13,898 You see... we are worried 830 01:02:14,649 --> 01:02:18,152 that the rebels may try to rescue their leader. 831 01:02:18,319 --> 01:02:22,698 He was wounded in a skirmish and is being held here. 832 01:02:22,865 --> 01:02:23,616 No! 833 01:02:24,867 --> 01:02:29,455 Put your ambulance over there, by the window with the bars, OK? 834 01:02:41,426 --> 01:02:43,428 They're here for you! 835 01:02:52,520 --> 01:02:56,649 Right, now yell out loud, as if you're being treated! 836 01:03:04,907 --> 01:03:05,783 Come on. 837 01:03:06,909 --> 01:03:08,995 Here we go... 838 01:03:11,122 --> 01:03:13,833 Here. You're not at all what I imagined. 839 01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:15,751 You'll have to make do! 840 01:03:15,960 --> 01:03:18,713 Then you must know my friend! 841 01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:21,757 He's head of Rheumatology. 842 01:03:22,216 --> 01:03:24,343 Professor Jean-Claude Hubert. 843 01:03:24,510 --> 01:03:25,678 Yes, yes. 844 01:03:25,845 --> 01:03:28,764 - Wonderful mun. - Yes, charming. 845 01:03:29,515 --> 01:03:32,602 Come on, or we'll miss the plane. 846 01:03:32,768 --> 01:03:35,271 But we've got another 4 hours! 847 01:03:35,438 --> 01:03:37,315 Sorry about what happened. 848 01:03:37,482 --> 01:03:40,651 Don't worry, I enjoyed it. 849 01:03:40,818 --> 01:03:43,279 Give me the papers, I'll sign them. 850 01:03:43,446 --> 01:03:45,656 The thing is, he wants to stay. 851 01:03:45,823 --> 01:03:48,451 He might get bad treatment in Paris. 852 01:03:48,618 --> 01:03:50,578 Come on, then! 853 01:03:50,745 --> 01:03:52,205 Goodbye! 854 01:04:04,425 --> 01:04:05,843 See how it's done? 855 01:04:06,010 --> 01:04:09,931 Who cares about paperwork as long as we have the client? 856 01:04:13,142 --> 01:04:14,477 Take that road. 857 01:04:15,186 --> 01:04:16,270 Yes, that way! 858 01:04:37,708 --> 01:04:40,670 Comrades, Hissen is back. 859 01:05:02,608 --> 01:05:04,360 Glory to my liberators! 860 01:05:08,114 --> 01:05:09,699 Be seeing you. 861 01:05:10,491 --> 01:05:12,910 In the name of my people, thank you. 862 01:05:13,077 --> 01:05:15,371 You're not Maurice Delauneux? 863 01:05:15,538 --> 01:05:17,415 No, I'm Hissen, the Rebel. 864 01:05:17,582 --> 01:05:19,458 That's no good to me! 865 01:05:19,625 --> 01:05:21,002 What can I do for you? 866 01:05:21,168 --> 01:05:25,047 I need to get my patient and be back in Paris by 8. 867 01:05:25,214 --> 01:05:26,382 Then let's go! 868 01:05:26,549 --> 01:05:29,135 Yeah, let's get a move on! 869 01:05:51,949 --> 01:05:52,700 Go! 870 01:06:28,235 --> 01:06:29,862 The plane leaves in 90'. 871 01:06:30,196 --> 01:06:32,114 If you miss it, we're all dead. 872 01:06:32,281 --> 01:06:34,116 I'd rather catch it. 873 01:06:34,825 --> 01:06:35,618 What's that? 874 01:06:35,993 --> 01:06:38,412 Mosquitoes. They only bite Whites. 875 01:06:39,955 --> 01:06:42,667 Shit! Damn things! 876 01:06:43,125 --> 01:06:48,047 Should he die during questioning, as a result of his injuries, 877 01:06:48,214 --> 01:06:49,298 then so be it. 878 01:06:49,465 --> 01:06:50,132 Naturally. 879 01:07:31,757 --> 01:07:33,968 Get down, things are hotting up. 880 01:07:35,302 --> 01:07:36,178 Down. 881 01:07:36,512 --> 01:07:39,807 I'll have you shot if you don't bring him back! 882 01:07:53,195 --> 01:07:53,821 What the...? 883 01:08:01,996 --> 01:08:02,913 Soldiers! 884 01:08:03,414 --> 01:08:06,667 Your leader, enemy of the people, has been killed. 885 01:08:07,626 --> 01:08:09,128 Surrender! 886 01:08:09,295 --> 01:08:10,921 You will be spared 887 01:08:11,088 --> 01:08:13,966 and enlisted info the national army 888 01:08:14,133 --> 01:08:17,052 of which I am Supreme Commander. 889 01:08:18,137 --> 01:08:20,806 Your will receive a small pay increase. 890 01:08:21,140 --> 01:08:22,641 Soldiers, surrender! 891 01:08:23,517 --> 01:08:26,854 I think they're done. Look, they've calmed down. 892 01:08:27,021 --> 01:08:28,063 Yes. 893 01:08:29,356 --> 01:08:31,776 You seem to be allergic to mosquitoes. 894 01:08:31,942 --> 01:08:35,780 Don't touch, we'll get you something. 895 01:08:35,946 --> 01:08:36,989 Follow me. 896 01:08:39,200 --> 01:08:41,744 Client no. 906088. 897 01:08:42,077 --> 01:08:43,245 Isabelle? 898 01:08:44,121 --> 01:08:46,540 I'll get him for you. 899 01:08:47,917 --> 01:08:49,794 Hi, Superman here. 900 01:08:50,044 --> 01:08:51,545 Sorry, pet, 901 01:08:51,712 --> 01:08:54,006 but I'm snowed under. 902 01:08:54,757 --> 01:08:58,552 I love you, I'll pick you up at 8. 903 01:09:02,264 --> 01:09:04,725 Here's Maurice Delauneux, your client. 904 01:09:04,934 --> 01:09:08,354 No need to start a revolution, I said I'd sign. 905 01:09:11,065 --> 01:09:13,984 There. In 15 minutes you'll be like new. 906 01:09:14,151 --> 01:09:18,614 But another bite from one of our mosquitoes... 907 01:09:18,781 --> 01:09:22,827 I'll leave them alone now, I've troubled them enough. 908 01:09:22,993 --> 01:09:24,078 I won't be buck. 909 01:09:24,578 --> 01:09:26,956 Hissen! Hissen! 910 01:09:35,840 --> 01:09:39,093 - I'm better now. - Told you, they only bite Whites. 911 01:09:39,927 --> 01:09:40,970 Racists! 912 01:09:41,136 --> 01:09:43,180 Best go or we'll miss the plane. 913 01:09:43,347 --> 01:09:47,059 Don't worry, I decide flight departures now. 914 01:09:47,226 --> 01:09:48,978 It won't leave without you. 915 01:09:49,144 --> 01:09:54,149 If you could get me to Paris by 8... I'll be in trouble otherwise. 916 01:09:55,234 --> 01:10:01,740 An amazing road accident just outside Brussels last night 917 01:10:01,907 --> 01:10:05,953 with 36 cars and 6 trucks involved in a pile-up. 918 01:10:07,288 --> 01:10:09,790 Why do you never tell me about your job? 919 01:10:10,749 --> 01:10:14,712 There's nothing much going on at the moment. 920 01:10:14,879 --> 01:10:18,007 You seemed really busy this afternoon. 921 01:10:18,173 --> 01:10:19,884 You called this afternoon? 922 01:10:20,426 --> 01:10:21,927 At the office? 923 01:10:22,094 --> 01:10:24,763 And you got through to me? 924 01:10:25,890 --> 01:10:27,641 Yes, we talked. 925 01:10:27,808 --> 01:10:30,144 That's right, we talked. 926 01:10:30,769 --> 01:10:31,979 What's wrong? 927 01:10:32,146 --> 01:10:34,607 Nothing, I'm tired, I was watching TV. 928 01:10:34,815 --> 01:10:36,859 ...the rebel chief Hissen. 929 01:10:37,067 --> 01:10:38,569 I'll have a shower. 930 01:10:38,777 --> 01:10:40,946 ...a coup d'état... 931 01:10:41,155 --> 01:10:42,740 This guy's nice. 932 01:10:44,575 --> 01:10:45,409 You know him? 933 01:10:45,576 --> 01:10:49,038 No... but he's a nice guy. 934 01:10:52,958 --> 01:10:55,127 Hello, Mum? 935 01:10:56,295 --> 01:10:58,005 It's me, how are you? 936 01:10:58,172 --> 01:11:00,549 Yes... fine, yes. 937 01:11:01,425 --> 01:11:04,470 Just to say I won't be home tonight. 938 01:11:05,387 --> 01:11:06,347 There. 939 01:11:07,431 --> 01:11:10,100 Yes, I'll tell him... Damn! 940 01:11:10,935 --> 01:11:12,853 A mosquito just bit me. 941 01:11:13,646 --> 01:11:14,605 It's nothing. 942 01:11:15,856 --> 01:11:18,067 Anyway, I'll tell him. Bye! 943 01:11:18,400 --> 01:11:21,946 Sophie saw this guy in a restaurant last night. 944 01:11:22,112 --> 01:11:24,114 She met him 6 months ago. 945 01:11:24,657 --> 01:11:26,408 Anyway, he hit on her then 946 01:11:26,575 --> 01:11:30,412 and tried the same line again last night. 947 01:11:30,579 --> 01:11:32,456 Exactly the same. 948 01:11:32,623 --> 01:11:33,666 That's crazy. 949 01:11:37,044 --> 01:11:38,796 What's the matter, pet? 950 01:11:40,172 --> 01:11:41,799 What happened? 951 01:11:45,219 --> 01:11:46,345 What's wrong? 952 01:11:48,973 --> 01:11:50,933 Dammit! An ambulance. 953 01:12:13,914 --> 01:12:15,624 What's wrong with him? 954 01:12:18,252 --> 01:12:20,754 What's going on? 955 01:12:23,799 --> 01:12:25,259 Germaine? 956 01:12:31,473 --> 01:12:34,018 What's going on? 957 01:12:34,560 --> 01:12:36,979 It's unbelievable. What the...? 958 01:12:40,024 --> 01:12:42,776 Half an hour after the jab, I was fine. 959 01:12:42,943 --> 01:12:45,154 Elephant Man, after one bite? 960 01:12:45,320 --> 01:12:48,240 Depends on the mosquito. This one was African. 961 01:12:48,407 --> 01:12:50,075 Isabelle isn't suspicious? 962 01:12:50,242 --> 01:12:54,913 No, I'm staying put. I'd rather be jobless here than dead abroad. 963 01:13:07,342 --> 01:13:11,305 Excuse me, are you a client of Planet Assistance? 964 01:13:11,555 --> 01:13:14,141 No, but let's go for a drink. 965 01:13:14,308 --> 01:13:17,352 Not tonight, I'm tired, I'm off to bed. 966 01:13:18,854 --> 01:13:20,230 You're kidding! 967 01:13:20,397 --> 01:13:24,610 Not a single Planet Assistance client in all Hong Kong? 968 01:13:24,777 --> 01:13:26,361 How can that be? 969 01:13:26,528 --> 01:13:29,198 Get back there and find me one! 970 01:13:37,831 --> 01:13:39,750 A nice, cold Coke, please. 971 01:13:43,378 --> 01:13:44,421 Thanks. 972 01:13:44,588 --> 01:13:46,340 Are you French? 973 01:13:46,632 --> 01:13:48,842 I'm crazy about France! 974 01:13:49,510 --> 01:13:50,594 Sure you are. 975 01:13:54,014 --> 01:13:55,390 Same again. 976 01:13:59,686 --> 01:14:01,146 Operation Banzai 977 01:14:01,313 --> 01:14:02,397 in one hour. 978 01:14:06,568 --> 01:14:08,946 Go home, we'll call if we need you. 979 01:14:09,113 --> 01:14:13,784 I'll stay here for an hour or two, in case I'm needed in the Far East. 980 01:14:13,951 --> 01:14:16,995 Fancy dreaming of going to countries like that! 981 01:14:20,749 --> 01:14:24,795 Look, the most beautiful view of Hong Kong. 982 01:14:25,129 --> 01:14:27,422 You will never forget this view. 983 01:14:28,590 --> 01:14:31,176 Yeah, only I prefer this view! 984 01:14:44,606 --> 01:14:45,357 Again! 985 01:14:56,368 --> 01:14:56,994 Again! 986 01:15:03,041 --> 01:15:03,917 Hello? 987 01:15:05,502 --> 01:15:06,795 Planet Assistance? 988 01:15:08,172 --> 01:15:10,382 Dr Chan, in Hong Kong. 989 01:15:10,632 --> 01:15:14,344 One of your clients is seriously... messed up. 990 01:15:14,553 --> 01:15:17,389 Hey, you've got good instincts! 991 01:15:17,556 --> 01:15:20,017 You're off to Hong Kong with Carole. 992 01:15:20,184 --> 01:15:21,476 Lucky me! 993 01:15:21,643 --> 01:15:25,439 Unlike the guy you're fetching buck. He's got 20 fractures. 994 01:15:25,606 --> 01:15:27,816 You can fix him up on the plane. 995 01:15:27,983 --> 01:15:28,734 Don't worry. 996 01:15:28,901 --> 01:15:33,405 Best wishes to Isabelle, who's leaving to get married! 997 01:15:40,245 --> 01:15:42,122 - When is the wedding? - In 2 days. 998 01:15:42,289 --> 01:15:45,292 When we get buck from Hong Kong. Great! 999 01:15:46,293 --> 01:15:47,920 Oxygen: 3 bottles. 1000 01:15:48,086 --> 01:15:50,339 - What's that? - Scoop stretcher. 1001 01:15:54,927 --> 01:15:57,596 My, you're in a hurry to see your Chinese! 1002 01:15:59,723 --> 01:16:01,767 No first class for my last trip? 1003 01:16:01,934 --> 01:16:03,602 Sorry, Miss. 1004 01:16:14,988 --> 01:16:16,198 What's wrong? 1005 01:16:17,407 --> 01:16:18,450 Is it serious? 1006 01:16:19,326 --> 01:16:21,578 - He can't be moved. - The idiot! 1007 01:16:21,870 --> 01:16:23,413 Here, look. 1008 01:16:24,248 --> 01:16:27,459 It's provisional. Once there, you'll need photos. 1009 01:16:27,709 --> 01:16:30,587 - I'm off to Hong Kong. - Never abandon an assignment! 1010 01:16:30,754 --> 01:16:34,758 Can I at least call my mother or Isabelle? 1011 01:16:34,925 --> 01:16:36,635 The flight's in 15 minutes! 1012 01:16:36,802 --> 01:16:38,095 - May I? - Go ahead. 1013 01:16:49,231 --> 01:16:51,400 Don't be so nervous. 1014 01:16:51,566 --> 01:16:55,737 It's bad for the digestion. How will she know you're here? 1015 01:16:56,029 --> 01:16:58,865 She trusts me, I hate lying to her. 1016 01:16:59,700 --> 01:17:00,367 That's all. 1017 01:17:04,246 --> 01:17:08,667 I can't wait for this to be over. I hate having to lie. 1018 01:17:08,834 --> 01:17:11,044 We'll be in Hong Kong in 15 hours 1019 01:17:11,211 --> 01:17:13,797 and back in Paris in 60 hours' time. 1020 01:17:17,759 --> 01:17:20,846 We waited 20 years but what a honeymoon! 1021 01:17:21,013 --> 01:17:25,934 - You brought the hotel coupons? - Everything: hotel, excursions, 1022 01:17:26,101 --> 01:17:27,477 International Aid... 1023 01:17:27,644 --> 01:17:30,355 You should have opted for Planet Assistance! 1024 01:17:30,522 --> 01:17:32,190 International Aid is junk. 1025 01:17:32,482 --> 01:17:34,359 They repatriated the Moricets. 1026 01:17:35,694 --> 01:17:37,654 - Didn't you see it on TV? - No. 1027 01:17:55,339 --> 01:17:57,424 Your smuggler just arrived. 1028 01:17:59,801 --> 01:18:01,970 - Care for a game? - Why not? 1029 01:18:23,867 --> 01:18:24,951 Great, isn't it? 1030 01:18:25,118 --> 01:18:28,205 For the Chinese, not for us. 1031 01:18:28,372 --> 01:18:31,124 Paris is full of Chinese, but here... 1032 01:18:31,291 --> 01:18:33,502 Stop it, we're leaving tomorrow. 1033 01:18:33,668 --> 01:18:36,171 But I'm getting married in 2 days! 1034 01:18:42,052 --> 01:18:42,677 What? 1035 01:18:42,886 --> 01:18:44,679 No, it can't be. 1036 01:18:47,015 --> 01:18:48,266 What's wrong? 1037 01:18:48,975 --> 01:18:50,185 Nothing. 1038 01:18:54,731 --> 01:18:57,484 Look... there's the hospital. 1039 01:19:04,199 --> 01:19:05,200 Hello. 1040 01:19:05,534 --> 01:19:07,702 Hello, Sir. How are you? 1041 01:19:07,869 --> 01:19:08,995 Fine. 1042 01:19:39,568 --> 01:19:41,695 It's a jigsaw, not a skeleton! 1043 01:19:45,574 --> 01:19:48,201 Planet Assistance. Don't worry. 1044 01:19:48,368 --> 01:19:51,830 We'll have you back in France by tomorrow. 1045 01:19:51,997 --> 01:19:53,290 Be brave. 1046 01:19:56,918 --> 01:19:58,420 Michel! 1047 01:20:02,132 --> 01:20:03,800 Paul Bernardin. 1048 01:20:04,342 --> 01:20:05,802 You bastard! 1049 01:20:06,261 --> 01:20:09,264 Fiddled yourself another free ticket? 1050 01:20:09,431 --> 01:20:10,515 I had an accident! 1051 01:20:10,682 --> 01:20:12,392 Accident! 1052 01:20:13,935 --> 01:20:15,687 You're a joker! 1053 01:20:16,354 --> 01:20:18,607 You wanted to travel first class. 1054 01:20:20,817 --> 01:20:23,570 Never again. And you owe me for the premium. 1055 01:20:23,737 --> 01:20:25,280 I had an accident! 1056 01:20:30,452 --> 01:20:31,578 Alright, alright! 1057 01:20:31,745 --> 01:20:33,205 Are you crazy? 1058 01:20:33,413 --> 01:20:34,539 Michel! 1059 01:20:36,041 --> 01:20:40,378 Mr Michel... you'll get the rest later. 1060 01:20:41,796 --> 01:20:42,672 What's this? 1061 01:20:42,839 --> 01:20:45,759 People will protect you when you leave. 1062 01:20:46,551 --> 01:20:47,636 Really? 1063 01:20:48,220 --> 01:20:51,598 In case they try what they did with the Moricets? 1064 01:20:51,932 --> 01:20:54,184 If they do, my boss will kill me! 1065 01:20:54,643 --> 01:20:55,936 Me too! 1066 01:21:18,875 --> 01:21:22,212 Now listen up. Follow Mr Michel closely. 1067 01:21:22,379 --> 01:21:25,966 Call me immediately if you see anything suspicious. 1068 01:21:26,132 --> 01:21:27,509 Now get on with it! 1069 01:21:30,887 --> 01:21:32,430 Good Chinese restaurant. 1070 01:21:32,597 --> 01:21:35,058 Plus those samples aren't fattening! 1071 01:21:35,225 --> 01:21:36,685 How's the happy couple? 1072 01:21:36,851 --> 01:21:39,020 - We lost our case. - Stolen! 1073 01:21:39,187 --> 01:21:42,190 Planet Assistance would have found it by now. 1074 01:21:42,357 --> 01:21:44,776 See? And I've nothing to wear. 1075 01:21:45,193 --> 01:21:47,112 Come on, I'll buy you a dress. 1076 01:21:47,904 --> 01:21:51,366 No, a drink before bedtime. 1077 01:21:51,533 --> 01:21:52,784 But it's midnight! 1078 01:21:52,951 --> 01:21:56,204 No, in Paris it's only 5pm. 1079 01:21:56,371 --> 01:21:58,665 Just for 5 minutes, then. 1080 01:22:27,277 --> 01:22:30,196 - What are they doing? - Looking for a sucker: me. 1081 01:22:32,949 --> 01:22:34,159 Told you! 1082 01:22:34,451 --> 01:22:37,579 Go on, Michel! 1083 01:23:31,299 --> 01:23:33,927 - What's wrong? - I keep seeing my fiancé! 1084 01:23:34,094 --> 01:23:36,930 - But he's in Paris. - I know, I'm overtired. 1085 01:23:37,097 --> 01:23:40,600 Come on, let's take a photo as a souvenir. 1086 01:23:42,977 --> 01:23:45,772 Is this all you could come up with! 1087 01:23:46,439 --> 01:23:47,315 Look. 1088 01:23:47,774 --> 01:23:49,734 I know you, you're the hostess. 1089 01:23:50,360 --> 01:23:52,696 Our suitcase has been stolen! 1090 01:23:52,862 --> 01:23:54,989 Come here. 1091 01:23:55,156 --> 01:23:56,324 Come on! 1092 01:23:56,491 --> 01:23:58,076 I don't want to! 1093 01:23:58,243 --> 01:24:00,036 I've got no more coins. 1094 01:24:00,203 --> 01:24:02,122 Come on, here they are! 1095 01:24:02,497 --> 01:24:05,750 Wait, my photos... 1096 01:24:16,052 --> 01:24:19,472 Right, now I'll vanish, and you try to find me. 1097 01:24:26,062 --> 01:24:27,605 Don't just storm off! 1098 01:24:27,772 --> 01:24:30,942 There's a billion Chinese, let him burn one of them! 1099 01:24:31,109 --> 01:24:32,610 You always complain! 1100 01:24:32,944 --> 01:24:33,945 Yeah, right! 1101 01:24:34,112 --> 01:24:36,406 I need a photo for my visa. 1102 01:24:36,573 --> 01:24:37,615 Killioy! 1103 01:24:38,700 --> 01:24:42,746 It's the last time I go anywhere with you. 1104 01:24:44,247 --> 01:24:47,375 The French don't travel well. Like Camembert. 1105 01:24:48,209 --> 01:24:51,045 - Finished. - We have to wait 3 minutes. 1106 01:24:51,212 --> 01:24:53,631 - That's not my fault. - No, it's mine. 1107 01:24:53,798 --> 01:24:55,800 Here we go. 1108 01:25:01,389 --> 01:25:02,390 Well? 1109 01:25:03,266 --> 01:25:05,769 Are they bad? Let me see. 1110 01:25:05,935 --> 01:25:07,479 No, they're fine. 1111 01:25:08,021 --> 01:25:10,398 - So what's wrong? - Nothing. 1112 01:25:10,565 --> 01:25:13,401 Michel... come back! 1113 01:25:13,568 --> 01:25:15,153 Michel! 1114 01:25:15,403 --> 01:25:16,237 Come back! 1115 01:25:33,463 --> 01:25:35,673 - Sophia? - Speaking. 1116 01:25:35,840 --> 01:25:37,634 Can I speak to Isabelle? 1117 01:25:38,092 --> 01:25:39,219 I'll go find her. 1118 01:25:39,385 --> 01:25:40,512 Go on, find her. 1119 01:25:46,184 --> 01:25:46,851 Hello? 1120 01:25:47,310 --> 01:25:49,979 Isabelle? It's Michel, for you. 1121 01:25:54,818 --> 01:25:57,070 - Isabelle? - Yes! 1122 01:25:57,237 --> 01:25:57,904 It's you? 1123 01:25:58,321 --> 01:26:00,406 Sure! Who did you think? 1124 01:26:00,740 --> 01:26:03,535 I was just calling... to say I love you 1125 01:26:03,701 --> 01:26:07,247 und how happy I am we're getting married. 1126 01:26:07,413 --> 01:26:08,706 In 2 days! 1127 01:26:08,998 --> 01:26:10,458 I love you too. 1128 01:26:10,625 --> 01:26:11,668 How's the weather? 1129 01:26:11,918 --> 01:26:13,670 Look out of the window! 1130 01:26:13,837 --> 01:26:15,213 Silly me! 1131 01:26:15,505 --> 01:26:17,173 You seem so far away. 1132 01:26:17,507 --> 01:26:21,386 I can't hear you either. We'd better speak up. 1133 01:26:21,845 --> 01:26:22,762 Maybe. 1134 01:26:22,929 --> 01:26:24,347 Although we're nearby. 1135 01:26:24,514 --> 01:26:25,515 Is that better? 1136 01:26:25,807 --> 01:26:27,433 No, forget it. 1137 01:26:27,600 --> 01:26:31,855 Well, anyway... it was lovely talking to you. 1138 01:26:32,146 --> 01:26:32,856 Same here. 1139 01:26:33,189 --> 01:26:33,898 Bye, then. 1140 01:26:34,065 --> 01:26:35,692 - Bye. Take care. - OK, pet. 1141 01:26:40,697 --> 01:26:41,573 Weird. 1142 01:26:42,115 --> 01:26:44,868 You won't stop me getting the goods out. 1143 01:26:45,034 --> 01:26:47,662 You don't know how I'll go about it. 1144 01:27:10,143 --> 01:27:12,312 We've plenty of time for shopping! 1145 01:27:12,478 --> 01:27:14,355 - Be quick, then. - I will. 1146 01:27:35,293 --> 01:27:37,879 Supposing I kidnap your smuggler? 1147 01:27:38,254 --> 01:27:42,175 Would I leave such on important mun without protection? 1148 01:27:42,717 --> 01:27:46,262 I hope he's better protected than your bishop. 1149 01:27:51,100 --> 01:27:54,437 Sleep well? Any more apparitions? 1150 01:27:54,604 --> 01:27:55,980 I spoke to him. 1151 01:27:56,397 --> 01:27:59,108 On the phone. I spoke to him. 1152 01:28:15,875 --> 01:28:19,879 Aberdeen is amazing! Exactly how I imagined it. 1153 01:28:20,046 --> 01:28:21,547 Teeming with people... 1154 01:28:21,714 --> 01:28:24,759 And it stinks. Like St Lazare at rush hour 1155 01:28:24,926 --> 01:28:27,971 plus it has tetanus, typhus and the runs. 1156 01:28:28,596 --> 01:28:29,389 Great. 1157 01:28:38,439 --> 01:28:39,524 There's Isabelle. 1158 01:28:40,274 --> 01:28:41,901 Hey, Isabelle! 1159 01:28:42,068 --> 01:28:43,611 - Michel! - It's Isabelle! 1160 01:28:43,778 --> 01:28:45,238 - It's Michel! - Here we go. 1161 01:28:48,032 --> 01:28:49,534 Michel, Michel! 1162 01:28:49,701 --> 01:28:51,035 He's following me! 1163 01:28:53,579 --> 01:28:55,832 I want to get off! 1164 01:29:00,336 --> 01:29:01,504 Pain in the ass! 1165 01:29:02,505 --> 01:29:03,631 Dammit! 1166 01:29:05,591 --> 01:29:07,552 How does this thing work? 1167 01:29:13,683 --> 01:29:14,600 Come back! 1168 01:29:14,976 --> 01:29:17,478 Go away, I don't want to marry you! 1169 01:29:17,812 --> 01:29:20,064 Isabelle, I'm here for my work! 1170 01:29:20,565 --> 01:29:23,276 You're a ghost! I can't marry a ghost! 1171 01:29:23,443 --> 01:29:24,902 Isabelle, I can explain! 1172 01:29:25,737 --> 01:29:28,197 Let me off, I want to go home! 1173 01:29:28,364 --> 01:29:29,824 Let me off, now! 1174 01:29:29,991 --> 01:29:30,908 Come back! 1175 01:29:51,846 --> 01:29:54,599 Stay away from me! 1176 01:29:56,517 --> 01:29:59,270 No, leave me alone, you bastard! 1177 01:30:00,646 --> 01:30:02,065 Leave me alone! 1178 01:30:02,231 --> 01:30:03,649 Look... 1179 01:30:03,816 --> 01:30:05,943 No. Watch out! 1180 01:30:10,239 --> 01:30:11,449 Listen to me. 1181 01:30:17,205 --> 01:30:18,372 What's all this? 1182 01:30:26,380 --> 01:30:27,090 Checkmate. 1183 01:30:32,345 --> 01:30:33,596 Not yet. 1184 01:30:34,055 --> 01:30:37,141 They're heading for the warehouses. Get over there! 1185 01:31:21,018 --> 01:31:22,270 Excuse me. 1186 01:31:22,854 --> 01:31:24,063 Thank you. 1187 01:31:26,482 --> 01:31:28,693 We have your smuggler, old chap. 1188 01:31:35,575 --> 01:31:38,911 Where is the merchandise? Speak! 1189 01:31:39,078 --> 01:31:40,913 - I've no idea. - Liar! 1190 01:31:41,414 --> 01:31:42,790 What about you? 1191 01:31:42,957 --> 01:31:44,208 Quit talking! 1192 01:31:44,959 --> 01:31:46,752 That's for the UV lump! 1193 01:31:47,920 --> 01:31:49,922 That's for the braying camel! 1194 01:31:50,089 --> 01:31:52,175 What's this, a secret code? 1195 01:31:52,341 --> 01:31:54,427 I'll get you for this... 1196 01:31:54,594 --> 01:31:55,636 Tell us! 1197 01:31:56,179 --> 01:31:57,263 Talk! 1198 01:32:01,976 --> 01:32:04,103 Watch out, don't push us! 1199 01:32:04,437 --> 01:32:07,064 I'll never believe you again. Liar! 1200 01:32:07,231 --> 01:32:07,857 Shut it! 1201 01:32:09,859 --> 01:32:12,486 That'll teach you to spout bullshit. 1202 01:32:12,653 --> 01:32:13,487 Tell us! 1203 01:32:13,654 --> 01:32:15,698 To think I wanted to marry you! 1204 01:32:15,990 --> 01:32:19,785 We can get married as soon as they let us go. 1205 01:32:19,952 --> 01:32:21,245 Tell us or you die! 1206 01:32:27,376 --> 01:32:29,420 Take your hands off him! 1207 01:32:30,087 --> 01:32:31,088 Talk! 1208 01:32:43,643 --> 01:32:44,894 What's going on? 1209 01:32:46,395 --> 01:32:47,855 Who are these guys? 1210 01:33:09,335 --> 01:33:11,754 So, you do still love me! 1211 01:33:11,921 --> 01:33:12,797 Asshole! 1212 01:33:13,589 --> 01:33:15,841 It's you who is in check now. 1213 01:33:16,717 --> 01:33:19,804 A counterattack. But I'm not beaten yet. 1214 01:33:20,179 --> 01:33:23,349 Where have you been? We'll miss the plane! 1215 01:33:23,516 --> 01:33:27,770 International Aid are after us! Fetch the bags. 1216 01:33:27,937 --> 01:33:30,898 I'll fix up our patient. See you at the airport. 1217 01:33:31,399 --> 01:33:32,400 Bye! 1218 01:33:35,111 --> 01:33:38,489 This time I think you've lost. 1219 01:33:39,824 --> 01:33:41,784 I haven't played my last card. 1220 01:33:59,927 --> 01:34:02,221 Are you fit? Ready to go? 1221 01:34:02,805 --> 01:34:03,764 We'll take you. 1222 01:34:04,348 --> 01:34:05,599 Oh, Michel! 1223 01:34:18,404 --> 01:34:20,823 Michel, give me my money back! 1224 01:34:33,502 --> 01:34:35,212 What is that? 1225 01:34:35,379 --> 01:34:36,464 Big-game fishing! 1226 01:34:36,630 --> 01:34:38,632 And they've hooked one! 1227 01:34:43,346 --> 01:34:43,971 Help! 1228 01:34:54,148 --> 01:34:55,649 I'm doing my best! 1229 01:35:13,250 --> 01:35:15,336 OK, so I didn't recover the drugs 1230 01:35:15,503 --> 01:35:18,047 but neither will anyone else, old chap. 1231 01:35:26,972 --> 01:35:28,974 To hell with International Aid! 1232 01:35:31,894 --> 01:35:34,688 - To our love. - May it last forever. 1233 01:35:39,235 --> 01:35:40,027 Michel! 1234 01:35:58,838 --> 01:36:00,548 Banzai! 1235 01:36:09,515 --> 01:36:11,475 - What's that? - We're turning... 1236 01:36:13,644 --> 01:36:15,646 going back to Hong Kong! 1237 01:36:15,980 --> 01:36:17,398 Paris, Paris! 1238 01:36:20,025 --> 01:36:21,694 Banzai! 1239 01:36:30,995 --> 01:36:31,996 What's he doing? 1240 01:36:45,176 --> 01:36:47,303 We must destroy Pearl Harbor! 1241 01:36:51,390 --> 01:36:54,101 Those bastards! We need to bomb them! 1242 01:36:58,355 --> 01:37:00,191 He's ditching the bags! 1243 01:37:03,319 --> 01:37:05,321 Maybe we're overloaded. 1244 01:37:08,365 --> 01:37:10,284 Not that I've got any. 1245 01:37:10,451 --> 01:37:11,410 Banzai! 1246 01:37:18,584 --> 01:37:19,752 I want to get off. 1247 01:37:28,135 --> 01:37:29,303 Pretty close. 1248 01:37:33,057 --> 01:37:33,933 The bags! 1249 01:37:38,187 --> 01:37:39,438 Banzai! 1250 01:37:51,659 --> 01:37:53,911 DELAYED 1251 01:37:55,371 --> 01:37:57,915 Mission accomplished! 1252 01:37:58,082 --> 01:38:00,125 Back to base! 1253 01:38:03,546 --> 01:38:05,965 What's he doing? He's crazy! 1254 01:38:06,799 --> 01:38:08,217 He's not landing there... 1255 01:38:08,384 --> 01:38:09,009 Why not? 1256 01:38:09,176 --> 01:38:11,804 He can't, the jerk! 1257 01:38:23,023 --> 01:38:23,983 Let me off! 1258 01:38:24,525 --> 01:38:25,234 No! 1259 01:38:25,568 --> 01:38:26,318 Yes, yes! 1260 01:38:29,113 --> 01:38:30,030 No! 1261 01:38:30,406 --> 01:38:31,156 Yes! 1262 01:38:36,078 --> 01:38:36,787 No! 1263 01:38:36,954 --> 01:38:38,956 Yes, yes. 1264 01:38:57,057 --> 01:38:58,058 Michel! 1265 01:39:08,360 --> 01:39:09,486 Mum! 1266 01:39:12,323 --> 01:39:14,366 SUNK 1267 01:39:14,825 --> 01:39:16,410 Oh, my dear! 1268 01:39:22,333 --> 01:39:23,542 Well... 1269 01:39:24,084 --> 01:39:26,170 we're lucky to be alive. 1270 01:39:26,670 --> 01:39:29,256 We should be getting married. 1271 01:39:31,300 --> 01:39:33,677 Hey, you're a chaplain. Could you help? 1272 01:39:34,053 --> 01:39:36,430 - Good Lord, yes! - See? 1273 01:39:38,182 --> 01:39:40,225 - What's your name? - Michel Bernardin. 1274 01:39:40,392 --> 01:39:44,063 Mr Bernardin, do you take this woman... 1275 01:39:44,438 --> 01:39:45,689 Isabelle Paris. 1276 01:39:45,856 --> 01:39:48,525 - ...to be your lawful wedded wife? - I do. 1277 01:39:48,859 --> 01:39:52,237 Miss Paris, do you take Michel Bernardin to be 1278 01:39:52,571 --> 01:39:54,031 your lawful wedded husband? 1279 01:39:54,531 --> 01:39:55,324 I do. 1280 01:39:55,491 --> 01:39:58,077 I now pronounce you man and wife. 1281 01:40:10,089 --> 01:40:11,090 Oh, Michel! 1282 01:40:12,633 --> 01:40:15,177 - So, how's it going? - Swimmingly!86012