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Okay, so, if the store
has 10 potatoes, right,
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and you take away
two of them,
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how many potatoes would
the store have left?
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I don't like potatoes.
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Let's not focus on
that part of it.
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You have eight potatoes.
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Marie, we know
that you know.
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I was asking Sydnee.
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Why don't you go sharpen up
some colored pencils?
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That'd be fun.
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I have a lot of kids
in my class,
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and, uh, some of them
are pretty smart potatoes.
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So I try to get creative
with the ones who finish early
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with some special projects.
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- I'm done with the pencils, Ms. Teagues.
- Okay.
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Then why don't you...
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help me grade some of the other
students' worksheets, okay?
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Don't tell anyone.
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Okay, so, if you don't like
"potato" potatoes,
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what if we say
they are sweet potatoes?
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I really don't like
sweet potatoes.
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You've really got to
work with me, Sydnee.
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Janine, what did I say
about taking my potatoes
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from the lunchroom?
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But visual learning
is so much better!
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Well, guess what.
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Now you have zero potatoes.
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Yay!
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Maker's "Hold'em" playing...
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[??]
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- Ava: Good morning, y'all.
- Morning.
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Please allow me to introduce
our newest student, Malcolm.
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He just moved to the area.
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He went to that smart private
school, Elway Academy,
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with the orchestra classes
and everything.
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So he's like baby Beethoven.
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My parents wanted me to go to
a school with other Black kids.
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Well, you are in luck because
we are swimmin' in Black kids.
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Malcolm got straight A's and
he was in the gifted program
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and everything.
Welcome, Malcolm.
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Yes, welcome to Abbott,
Malcolm.
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I was in the gifted program,
too.
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What were you gifted at?
Being annoying?
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[ Laughs ]
No.
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Anyway, Malcolm
has a bright future.
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I can already see him
at the White House,
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thanking Ms. Ava Eva Coleman
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for turning him into
the Oprah of Science.
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All you ever have to be is
the Malcolm of Science,
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and that will be enough.
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Mm-hmm.
Thank you.
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Malcolm, would you like to go
get some breakfast
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with the other kids?
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Yes! Go get whatever
your super brain needs.
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We have fish oils
or whatever.
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Make way!
Smart kid coming through.
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Don't look at him with
your regular I. Q. s.
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This is trash.
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Wow!
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He really is brilliant.
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You know, Ava, I really wish
you wouldn't talk
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about the kids like that
in front of them.
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We have a lot of smart kids
here at Abbott.
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Always have.
Mm-hmm.
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I got a kid in my class
bartering Happy Meals
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for friendship.
Mm!
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Hey. [ Gasps ]
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You know what? We should have
a gifted program here.
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I mean, I need something
for the kids in my class to do
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other than
grade papers and...
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I'm kidding.
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But, seriously, I loved the gifted program
I was in growing up.
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I learned so much, and those
experiences were priceless.
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I was in one, too.
Yeah.
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I got to write my own musical
rap parody about Monsanto.
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It was called
"Mo' Santo, Mo' Problems."
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Yo, check it.
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My youngest, Gina --
she participated
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in a young-engineers program.
It did wonders for her.
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- Mm.
- Looks good on a college application, too.
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Mm-hmm.
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Hey, Gregory,
what do you think?
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Oh, I think I've been here for
like five minutes,
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so I don't really
have a say.
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You need to have
more opinions.
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We used to have a gifted
program, Lollipop Guild,
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but then, you know --
Oh, let me guess.
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- "We don't have the money."
- Oh, no, we have the cheddar.
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It's sitting in an account.
We just can't touch it.
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Believe me, I tried.
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To use it for...
arithmascience.
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Anyway, the problem is,
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there's no one to teach
the gifted program.
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- You guys are in your classes all day.
- Melissa: It's true.
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By the time we take attendance,
it's practically lunch.
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Who's got time?
[ School bell rings ]
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Ooh.
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It'd be easy to just give up
and not have a gifted program,
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but there was an acronym
I learned in the one I was in --
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PIE -- Perseverance, Ingenuity,
and Effort.
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I love PIE.
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Even though I can't eat it,
though.
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Hurts my tummy.
[ Chuckles ]
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But I did try it
for many years.
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That's the perseverance part,
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which is why we should have
a gifted program.
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It's a foot facial.
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It's like a facial,
but for your feet.
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Oh!
See, I'd go for that.
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Mm-hmm.
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Hey, Gar.
Hey.
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So, what? No raspberry iced teas
for me this week?
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You holding out on me?
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No. I got another box
on the truck.
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Oh.
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I was, uh... keeping 'em safe
for you.
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Don't miss me too much
while I'm gone.
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[ Scoffs ] You wish.
[ Laughs ]
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Girl, that man likes you.
Ask him out.
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No.
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My ex was a firefighter,
and if he taught me anything,
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it's no men in uniforms,
'cause, somehow,
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you wind up making
their car payments
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and sleeping at your sister's
after a fight.
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My Gerald wears a uniform,
and he's a good man.
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Come on.
You deserve a little fun.
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This fell off
the truck for you.
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[ Chuckles ]
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So, basically, all we need to
make the gifted program work
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is someone enthusiastic
who has a lot of free time.
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- And I think I know someone.
- ? Yo, yo, and that's how it go ?
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? Just say no
to Monsanto ?
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? Hey! ?
And that's just the hook.
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[ Laughs ]
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I found someone to teach
the gifted program.
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[ Breathing heavily ]
Why you breathing so hard?
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I'm excited.
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Well, it's weird.
You should get that checked out.
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Okay. Well, Jacob
is going to teach
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the gifted program
during his free periods.
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I would love to till
the fertile soil
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and grow the minds
of tomorrow.
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- Mm-hmm.
- I'll be like, um, that guy in that movie.
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Um...
Um...
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- "Coach Carter".
- No. Um...
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- "Jiro Dreams of Sushi".
- No, no.
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What's that rock-climbing movie?
Wait. Don't tell me.
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- No, none of these. It's...
- Don't -- Don't tell me. Don't tell me.
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Hey, um, Ava?
What do you think?
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A chance to make
more Science Oprahs?
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"27 Hours". That's the name of
the rock-climbing movie.
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- I knew it. I knew it.
- No.
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Hey, Ava. Ava.
With the --
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- Right. Gifted program.
- Yes.
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You know, my sorority sisters
are always bragging
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about how they have these
smart kids they gave birth to.
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I could be like Charles Xavier
with legs,
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with hundreds of smart kids
that I didn't give birth to,
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obviously. [ Chuckles ]
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Go ahead and start
your little mutant academy.
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Yes!
Thank you.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Take that, Crystal.
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[ School bell rings,
children shouting ]
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So, I called to book it,
and they told me
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they don't do
a foot facial.
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They said
it's just a pedicure.
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That's not
what Dr. Oz said.
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There she is.
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You know, I look forward to
every Thursday,
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and it's not just about
restocking half-full FUNYUNS.
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"Half-full."
The man's an optimist.
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So, uh,
what's your deal, Gary?
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You got dreams or...
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I own and operate
a vending-machine business.
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I'm living it.
[ Chuckles ]
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Yes, to live
in your dreams.
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So, remember how you brought me
that iced tea?
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I'm thinking, what if I let you
buy me dinner to go with it?
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This -- This is gonna be
amazing.
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I'm gonna take you out
for a night on the town
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you'll never forget.
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I'm thinking you, me,
Dave & Buster's.
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Y-You know what?
I just...
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I think I'm really busy
these days.
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Maybe we just scratch
this entire date idea.
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I tried.
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Look, I've learned to spot
a red flag when it's flying.
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A guy suggests a dump
for a first date,
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eventually, you're gonna have to
dump him.
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My ex suggested a strip club.
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[??]
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It's Smart Kids Time!
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I'm gonna need Tyrel,
Nadiyah, and Daniel.
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What are you talking
about?
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For the gifted program.
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Those are the only kids
who talk in my class.
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Sucks to be you.
[ Laughs ]
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All aboard the brain train!
Choo-choo!
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[??]
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What do I think
of the gifted program?
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I mean, look, if everyone's
into it, then great.
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I just think the kids are gonna
miss the end of the movie.
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But who needs
the end of the movie?
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You know, movies are all about
the beginning
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and then the middle and...
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Okay, guys, let's settle down.
Settle down.
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Let's do some math problems
to steady our minds.
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Ronald,
what's 9 times 10?
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- Sydnee: Chicken!
- What?
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Chickens in the library!
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[ Chirping ]
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The chicken has an ovary
and an oviduct,
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and as the female reaches
maturity,
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these ova develop a few
at a time into yolks.
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And when they hatch,
what do we get?
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We get breakfast.
Am I right?
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Served ova easy.
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It's happening!
They're hatching!
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[ Gasps ]
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Aww!
Look at that.
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They're seeing that chickens
don't just come from
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Crown Fried Chicken.
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I'm comin' out of retirement
to save the environment.
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I like farms
'cause they're rustic,
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but GMOs,
don't trust it.
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Ms. Teagues, I'm smart.
Can I go to the chicken school?
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All: Me too!
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- Franken --
- Food!
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- Franken --
- Food!
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Very good.
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Okay, guys, so, I know
we're all on board
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with the gifted program.
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Ugh! Ugh!
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There you go sounding like
an old locomotive.
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Honey, you've got to walk
at a normal pace.
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I think some of the kids who
aren't in the gifted program
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are feeling left out.
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Agreed. And they took
all the talking kids,
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so now I have to talk.
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Well, this is nothing
we can't fix.
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We just need to make sure
all the kids
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who aren't in the program
are still on track
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to be successful, you know,
go to college, do great things.
247
00:09:02,471 --> 00:09:04,097
You don't have to go to college
to be successful.
248
00:09:04,181 --> 00:09:05,598
No.
Oh, my God, no.
249
00:09:05,682 --> 00:09:06,766
I didn't mean that.
I'm just saying --
250
00:09:06,850 --> 00:09:08,101
I, for one,
love the program.
251
00:09:08,185 --> 00:09:09,519
I feel like a blend of
252
00:09:09,603 --> 00:09:11,771
Robin Williams
in "Dead Poets Society" and,
253
00:09:11,855 --> 00:09:13,606
well, Robin Williams
in "Patch Adams".
254
00:09:13,690 --> 00:09:15,859
Didn't all those kids in
"Patch Adams" die of cancer?
255
00:09:15,943 --> 00:09:17,694
Well, the real cancer is
ignorance.
256
00:09:17,778 --> 00:09:20,363
Mm, the real cancer
is cancer.
257
00:09:20,447 --> 00:09:23,116
Look, there's nothing wrong
with the gifted program itself.
258
00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:24,826
We just need to
organize it better
259
00:09:24,910 --> 00:09:27,078
so that the regular kids --
Ooh.
260
00:09:27,162 --> 00:09:30,665
Uh, the ungifted kids --
Mm.
261
00:09:30,749 --> 00:09:32,333
The regifted kids...
262
00:09:32,417 --> 00:09:35,086
- Let's lift up the other kids.
- Yes, that.
263
00:09:35,170 --> 00:09:37,672
Look, if the program
is making the kids feel bad,
264
00:09:37,756 --> 00:09:39,340
I don't think
it's worth it.
265
00:09:39,424 --> 00:09:42,177
Guys, there has to be a way to
improve the experience
266
00:09:42,261 --> 00:09:43,678
for the other kids,
you know?
267
00:09:43,762 --> 00:09:45,305
Make them feel special,
too.
268
00:09:45,389 --> 00:09:47,390
I'm sure you'll figure it out,
Janine.
269
00:09:47,474 --> 00:09:49,309
You were in the gifted program,
right?
270
00:09:49,393 --> 00:09:50,643
I was.
271
00:09:50,727 --> 00:09:52,312
[ Beeping ]
I don't know.
272
00:09:52,396 --> 00:09:54,230
Maybe try restarting it?
273
00:09:54,314 --> 00:09:56,482
You don't think I would have
tried that, Geek Squad?
274
00:09:56,566 --> 00:09:59,485
Hey, Ava... and Malcolm.
275
00:09:59,569 --> 00:10:00,737
Shouldn't you be in class?
276
00:10:00,821 --> 00:10:02,405
That's what I keep saying!
277
00:10:02,489 --> 00:10:05,116
Ava, we need
more discretionary funds.
278
00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:06,701
I want to get chickens
for my class,
279
00:10:06,785 --> 00:10:09,370
since my kids had to sit
and watch Jacob hatch eggs
280
00:10:09,454 --> 00:10:11,372
in the gifted cl--
Janine, are you new here?
281
00:10:11,456 --> 00:10:13,124
That smart money
is for the smart kids.
282
00:10:13,208 --> 00:10:15,043
You think if I had more money,
I would give it to you for eggs?
283
00:10:15,127 --> 00:10:16,794
[ Laughs ]
284
00:10:16,878 --> 00:10:19,047
Hey, Malcolm,
why don't you come with me?
285
00:10:19,131 --> 00:10:20,965
Alright.
Gonna get you to class.
286
00:10:21,049 --> 00:10:23,051
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
287
00:10:23,135 --> 00:10:26,054
Are you excited for your
inspiring lesson from Mr. Hill?
288
00:10:26,138 --> 00:10:27,597
Yes.
Yay!
289
00:10:27,681 --> 00:10:29,682
Okay.
"O, Captain! My Captain!"
290
00:10:29,766 --> 00:10:32,602
Mm! Fire bar
from MC Walt Whit,
291
00:10:32,686 --> 00:10:35,021
but you can call me
Cap'n Hill.
292
00:10:35,105 --> 00:10:37,190
Alright?
No cap'n.
293
00:10:37,274 --> 00:10:39,525
Huh?
Get out your books.
294
00:10:39,609 --> 00:10:41,027
Thank you, hubby.
Mm-hmm.
295
00:10:41,111 --> 00:10:42,362
Aww, you're
so cute together.
296
00:10:42,446 --> 00:10:44,197
Mm-hmm.
Well, for lunch, madames,
297
00:10:44,281 --> 00:10:47,033
we have a burrito with
light-to-smedium sour cream.
298
00:10:47,117 --> 00:10:48,409
Thank you very much.
299
00:10:48,493 --> 00:10:50,912
A capicola sammich.
My favorite.
300
00:10:50,996 --> 00:10:52,247
Mm-hmm.
[ Laughs ]
301
00:10:52,331 --> 00:10:55,416
And nacho chips,
because they're my chips.
302
00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:56,584
[ Both laugh ]
303
00:10:56,668 --> 00:10:57,919
Now, that's a man.
304
00:10:58,003 --> 00:10:59,087
I'm not gonna settle
for less than that.
305
00:10:59,171 --> 00:11:00,588
That's the bar right there.
306
00:11:00,672 --> 00:11:02,090
See that, baby?
I'm the bar.
307
00:11:02,174 --> 00:11:04,092
Well, let me tell you something
about Gerald.
308
00:11:04,176 --> 00:11:06,761
This is not
the man I first met.
309
00:11:06,845 --> 00:11:09,055
Such a player and a flirt.
310
00:11:09,139 --> 00:11:12,058
Trusting this one
was a risk.
311
00:11:12,142 --> 00:11:15,061
But it is a risk
I'm glad I took.
312
00:11:15,145 --> 00:11:16,646
Girlfriend, sometimes,
you've just got to
313
00:11:16,730 --> 00:11:18,064
take a leap of faith.
314
00:11:18,148 --> 00:11:19,565
Barbara, thank you.
315
00:11:19,649 --> 00:11:23,569
I know you're trying to help,
but I'm -- I'm not you.
316
00:11:23,653 --> 00:11:24,904
I'm a divorced,
317
00:11:24,988 --> 00:11:26,906
none-your-business-year-old
woman.
318
00:11:26,990 --> 00:11:29,701
I --
Maybe this is it for me.
319
00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:37,074
Advertise your product or brand here
contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today
320
00:11:38,210 --> 00:11:39,627
Am I interrupting?
321
00:11:39,711 --> 00:11:41,629
What do you think of Gary,
the vending-machine guy?
322
00:11:41,713 --> 00:11:44,799
Oh. Oh, my God.
I love that he stocks Gushers.
323
00:11:44,883 --> 00:11:46,301
Aren't you like 25?
324
00:11:46,385 --> 00:11:48,553
And three-quarters, yes.
[ Laughs ]
325
00:11:48,637 --> 00:11:51,014
So, when I first got the ball
moving on the gifted program,
326
00:11:51,098 --> 00:11:53,099
I said, "Janine --"
Okay, skip this part.
327
00:11:53,183 --> 00:11:54,934
- What do you want?
- Some chicken eggs that will hatch for my class.
328
00:11:55,018 --> 00:11:57,138
I want to teach them about
their reproductive systems.
329
00:11:59,689 --> 00:12:01,358
Gimme a week.
330
00:12:04,194 --> 00:12:07,613
[ Indistinct conversations ]
331
00:12:07,697 --> 00:12:10,491
Okay, so, when the cloud fills
with water droplets,
332
00:12:10,575 --> 00:12:11,743
then what does it do?
[ Cracking ]
333
00:12:11,827 --> 00:12:13,995
Ms. Teagues,
one of the eggs is breaking.
334
00:12:14,079 --> 00:12:15,747
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
335
00:12:15,831 --> 00:12:17,498
The eggs are hatching! Okay,
everybody, come on, come on.
336
00:12:17,582 --> 00:12:20,001
Gather round.
Everyone gather round.
337
00:12:20,085 --> 00:12:22,003
It's happening!
[ Laughs ]
338
00:12:22,087 --> 00:12:23,504
Watch closely, everyone.
339
00:12:23,588 --> 00:12:25,506
The miracle of life
is happening.
340
00:12:25,590 --> 00:12:27,091
See?
Isn't this cool?
341
00:12:27,175 --> 00:12:29,677
We can do fun stuff right here
in our class.
342
00:12:29,761 --> 00:12:31,304
Ew!
It's wet.
343
00:12:31,388 --> 00:12:33,139
Yes. That would be
the amniotic fluid.
344
00:12:33,223 --> 00:12:34,974
It creates a pillow
around the fetus.
345
00:12:35,058 --> 00:12:36,059
It protects it.
346
00:12:36,143 --> 00:12:37,894
Ew!
And it's scaly.
347
00:12:37,978 --> 00:12:41,314
Yes, it's scal--
It's scaly?
348
00:12:41,398 --> 00:12:42,815
[ Gasps ]
It's a snake!
349
00:12:42,899 --> 00:12:47,070
[ All screaming ]
350
00:12:47,154 --> 00:12:50,490
[ Gasping ]
351
00:12:50,574 --> 00:12:52,700
Back up!
352
00:12:52,784 --> 00:12:55,953
Right on.
Seize the day, cap-I-tan.
353
00:12:56,037 --> 00:12:57,289
Aah!
354
00:12:58,790 --> 00:13:01,876
Fly free, little birdie.
355
00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:03,295
[ Splat ]
356
00:13:07,132 --> 00:13:09,550
- [ Sighs ] Thank you so much.
- It's my job.
357
00:13:09,634 --> 00:13:10,802
By the way, this is actually
an endangered species.
358
00:13:10,886 --> 00:13:12,720
Can I ask
where you got these?
359
00:13:12,804 --> 00:13:17,600
Um... it was a pop-up shop
on 52nd Street.
360
00:13:17,684 --> 00:13:19,018
Not there anymore.
Gone.
361
00:13:19,102 --> 00:13:20,686
Can't track it.
[ Chuckles ]
362
00:13:20,770 --> 00:13:22,855
Yeah, I heard about the snakes.
So, what happened was,
363
00:13:22,939 --> 00:13:24,440
I got a guy named Chicken
for snake eggs
364
00:13:24,524 --> 00:13:25,942
and a guy named Snake
for chicken eggs.
365
00:13:26,026 --> 00:13:27,527
I called Chicken for snakes,
366
00:13:27,611 --> 00:13:29,195
when I should have called Snake
for chickens.
367
00:13:29,279 --> 00:13:30,696
Whoops.
368
00:13:30,780 --> 00:13:32,198
Look, snakes are scary,
369
00:13:32,282 --> 00:13:34,909
but I think there's
a great lesson in this.
370
00:13:34,993 --> 00:13:37,745
Even for me, a teacher
of gifted students.
371
00:13:37,829 --> 00:13:40,332
Don't you have a table
to go stand on?
372
00:13:42,083 --> 00:13:44,002
Mm.
373
00:13:46,087 --> 00:13:49,423
Yes, okay, was this a bigger
setback than I thought?
374
00:13:49,507 --> 00:13:52,844
Sure. But was it a setup
for something great?
375
00:13:52,928 --> 00:13:54,595
[ Laughs ] Look,
I can appreciate
376
00:13:54,679 --> 00:13:55,721
what you're trying to do here,
Janine,
377
00:13:55,805 --> 00:13:57,557
but it's not working.
378
00:13:57,641 --> 00:14:00,059
I think we should get rid of
the gifted program.
379
00:14:00,143 --> 00:14:03,312
Gregory, I can't believe
you're saying this.
380
00:14:03,396 --> 00:14:04,981
I thought you liked
the gifted program,
381
00:14:05,065 --> 00:14:06,732
like earlier,
when you s--
382
00:14:06,816 --> 00:14:09,402
Well, I guess you never said
you liked it.
383
00:14:09,486 --> 00:14:12,738
Well, ugh, look, you know,
I tried to give the kids
384
00:14:12,822 --> 00:14:15,408
not in the gifted program
a little bit more attention,
385
00:14:15,492 --> 00:14:17,201
and it didn't work out
this time,
386
00:14:17,285 --> 00:14:19,620
but I still feel that if we
nurture our most gifted minds --
387
00:14:19,704 --> 00:14:21,289
Janine, when I was a kid,
388
00:14:21,373 --> 00:14:23,374
I didn't get into
the gifted program.
389
00:14:23,458 --> 00:14:25,877
Like, not even close.
390
00:14:25,961 --> 00:14:27,795
It made me feel like school
was only for kids
391
00:14:27,879 --> 00:14:31,132
who were good at taking tests,
which I was not.
392
00:14:31,216 --> 00:14:32,884
So I checked out.
393
00:14:34,886 --> 00:14:36,929
I don't know what to say.
394
00:14:37,013 --> 00:14:40,683
The point is, when you give
some kids chickens,
395
00:14:40,767 --> 00:14:43,686
other kids
are gonna get snakes.
396
00:14:43,770 --> 00:14:45,271
And if you get snakes
for long enough,
397
00:14:45,355 --> 00:14:47,190
that's what you think
you deserve.
398
00:14:49,526 --> 00:14:53,362
And no one
deserves snakes.
399
00:14:53,446 --> 00:14:56,032
I get it.
So then what do we do?
400
00:14:56,116 --> 00:14:59,577
I'm just saying that there's
more than one way to be gifted.
401
00:14:59,661 --> 00:15:01,245
Have you ever heard of
Howard Gardner's theory
402
00:15:01,329 --> 00:15:03,581
of multiple intelligences?
403
00:15:03,665 --> 00:15:05,833
Okay. So, look, like,
this kid here, right?
404
00:15:05,917 --> 00:15:07,168
He may not be good
at math,
405
00:15:07,252 --> 00:15:09,587
but he may have
naturalistic intelligence,
406
00:15:09,671 --> 00:15:10,838
which means he's good
with nature.
407
00:15:10,922 --> 00:15:13,007
Okay.
And this girl --
408
00:15:13,091 --> 00:15:15,176
she may have musical
intelligence.
409
00:15:15,260 --> 00:15:16,677
And this kid --
410
00:15:16,761 --> 00:15:18,012
Okay, she's sleeping.
411
00:15:18,096 --> 00:15:19,222
Yeah, she's out.
Mm-hmm.
412
00:15:19,306 --> 00:15:21,807
Mm-hmm.
And look at that.
413
00:15:21,891 --> 00:15:25,478
This kid has
custodial intelligence.
414
00:15:25,562 --> 00:15:27,480
You said there was eight eggs,
right?
415
00:15:27,564 --> 00:15:30,483
- Yeah.
- Well, we got six snakes.
416
00:15:30,567 --> 00:15:32,318
That leaves two snakes.
417
00:15:32,402 --> 00:15:34,820
Yes, Sydnee.
That's correct.
418
00:15:34,904 --> 00:15:36,448
Great job.
419
00:15:37,991 --> 00:15:40,701
Hi.
Melissa, it's Thursday.
420
00:15:40,785 --> 00:15:42,703
Are you ready
to see your man?
421
00:15:42,787 --> 00:15:44,038
Oh, come on, Barb.
Let it go.
422
00:15:44,122 --> 00:15:46,624
I'm not ready.
Melissa Ann Schemmenti,
423
00:15:46,708 --> 00:15:48,793
I know you,
and you are not ready
424
00:15:48,877 --> 00:15:51,963
because you are telling yourself
you are not ready.
425
00:15:52,047 --> 00:15:54,632
But, okay,
do what you want to do.
426
00:15:57,635 --> 00:15:59,220
Hey, you.
427
00:15:59,304 --> 00:16:00,429
Joe: You callin' about
the timeshare?
428
00:16:00,513 --> 00:16:01,847
I was gonna use it
in June.
429
00:16:01,931 --> 00:16:03,432
Yeah, no, no, no, no.
It's something else.
430
00:16:03,516 --> 00:16:05,685
But that's fine.
I prefer July anyway.
431
00:16:05,769 --> 00:16:08,104
So, listen, um...
432
00:16:08,188 --> 00:16:10,523
you know after we got divorced
and you started,
433
00:16:10,607 --> 00:16:13,526
you know, seeing Nina
or whatever?
434
00:16:13,610 --> 00:16:16,529
Weren't you...
435
00:16:16,613 --> 00:16:18,197
Weren't you, like,
just so afraid
436
00:16:18,281 --> 00:16:19,865
it was just gonna wind up
like we did?
437
00:16:19,949 --> 00:16:21,742
Of course I was.
438
00:16:21,826 --> 00:16:24,078
It's hard to get near a stove
once you've been burned.
439
00:16:24,162 --> 00:16:26,998
Why?
You thinking about cooking?
440
00:16:28,666 --> 00:16:30,668
I'm thinking about trying out
a new recipe.
441
00:16:30,752 --> 00:16:33,254
Look, we were young,
and I was an idiot.
442
00:16:33,338 --> 00:16:36,674
You deserve a chance
at something better.
443
00:16:36,758 --> 00:16:38,259
Geez, you got soft.
444
00:16:38,343 --> 00:16:40,428
Ha ha.
I hate you.
445
00:16:40,512 --> 00:16:42,638
I hate you more.
446
00:16:42,722 --> 00:16:44,307
See ya, Joe.
447
00:16:46,976 --> 00:16:49,145
And that's why
I don't think
448
00:16:49,229 --> 00:16:51,230
there's a more respectable bird
than the sea gull.
449
00:16:51,314 --> 00:16:52,565
It survives.
450
00:16:52,649 --> 00:16:54,900
Agreed.
[ Laughs ]
451
00:16:54,984 --> 00:16:56,152
Well, well, well.
452
00:16:56,236 --> 00:16:57,737
If it isn't
the one who ran away.
453
00:16:57,821 --> 00:16:59,655
Yeah, that wasn't
my best moment.
454
00:16:59,739 --> 00:17:01,991
Eh!
I've seen worse moments.
455
00:17:02,075 --> 00:17:03,284
Yeah, well,
and I'm sorry.
456
00:17:03,368 --> 00:17:04,618
Listen, I get it.
457
00:17:04,702 --> 00:17:06,620
You're a beautiful woman.
458
00:17:06,704 --> 00:17:08,622
A Philly 11.
[ Laughs ]
459
00:17:08,706 --> 00:17:11,208
You deserve options.
I get options --
460
00:17:11,292 --> 00:17:14,462
baked chips, classic chips,
cupcakes, sour candy,
461
00:17:14,546 --> 00:17:16,714
granola, local,
big names.
462
00:17:17,882 --> 00:17:20,468
The world's
your vending machine.
463
00:17:20,552 --> 00:17:21,969
Well, I would still like
464
00:17:22,053 --> 00:17:23,846
to go out for dinner,
if you're interested.
465
00:17:23,930 --> 00:17:25,848
Oh, hell yeah.
How about this?
466
00:17:25,932 --> 00:17:28,684
Me, you, Scannicchio's?
467
00:17:28,768 --> 00:17:32,104
Oh, yeah, that's where
my ex proposed that we,
468
00:17:32,188 --> 00:17:33,939
you know, get a divorce,
so, you know,
469
00:17:34,023 --> 00:17:36,359
not there, but we'll --
we'll figure out a place.
470
00:17:38,194 --> 00:17:39,779
I knew that chip metaphor
would work.
471
00:17:39,863 --> 00:17:41,614
[ Laughs ]
472
00:17:41,698 --> 00:17:44,992
Oh, you know, speaking of
options, I would love it
473
00:17:45,076 --> 00:17:49,163
if some SnackWell's could find
their way back into Row E.
474
00:17:49,247 --> 00:17:50,331
Please.
475
00:17:50,415 --> 00:17:51,666
I'll see what I can do.
476
00:17:51,750 --> 00:17:53,084
Alright.
477
00:17:56,755 --> 00:17:59,840
Yeah, he'll get 'em.
I'm a Philly 11.
478
00:17:59,924 --> 00:18:01,592
[ Snaps fingers ]
479
00:18:01,676 --> 00:18:04,178
You so smart.
My little Science Oprah
480
00:18:04,262 --> 00:18:05,805
goin' crazy
in the botanies.
481
00:18:05,889 --> 00:18:07,139
Do you mean botany?
482
00:18:07,223 --> 00:18:09,308
That's what I said.
483
00:18:09,392 --> 00:18:11,727
Anyway, my friend Crystal is
always bragging
484
00:18:11,811 --> 00:18:13,646
about how her kids
are so smart.
485
00:18:13,730 --> 00:18:16,816
Obviously,
I have the smartest kids.
486
00:18:16,900 --> 00:18:18,234
Maybe you can make a video
487
00:18:18,318 --> 00:18:19,985
memorizing the periodic table
or something.
488
00:18:20,069 --> 00:18:21,237
Send that to Crystal.
489
00:18:21,321 --> 00:18:22,571
What do you do here?
490
00:18:22,655 --> 00:18:23,823
I'm the principal.
491
00:18:23,907 --> 00:18:25,784
But you don't do anything.
492
00:18:36,294 --> 00:18:39,380
We shuttin' this down.
He gettin' too smart.
493
00:18:39,464 --> 00:18:41,549
Oh, no, wait.
Actually, we were all
494
00:18:41,633 --> 00:18:43,217
just talking about
the gifted program,
495
00:18:43,301 --> 00:18:44,552
and we have a solution.
496
00:18:44,636 --> 00:18:46,971
Oh, good,
'cause Black Bobby Fischer
497
00:18:47,055 --> 00:18:48,597
is killin' me right now.
498
00:18:48,681 --> 00:18:52,017
Okay, um, well,
we thought instead of a few kids
499
00:18:52,101 --> 00:18:54,186
getting to do something special
every week,
500
00:18:54,270 --> 00:18:56,522
what if every kid
got to do something special
501
00:18:56,606 --> 00:18:57,690
every few weeks?
502
00:18:57,774 --> 00:18:59,275
This way,
no kid feels left out.
503
00:18:59,359 --> 00:19:01,110
We consider all the
intelligences they could have.
504
00:19:01,194 --> 00:19:02,862
We get everyone excited
about learning.
505
00:19:02,946 --> 00:19:04,780
And, you know,
Jacob will still teach.
506
00:19:04,864 --> 00:19:06,031
We'll help.
Yes.
507
00:19:06,115 --> 00:19:08,242
"O Captain! My Captain!"
for everyone.
508
00:19:08,326 --> 00:19:11,663
So, if everyone's special,
then no one's special.
509
00:19:12,997 --> 00:19:14,332
Works for me.
510
00:19:18,169 --> 00:19:19,670
What do you normally do
after school, anyway?
511
00:19:19,754 --> 00:19:20,921
Work out,
watch "Jeopardy!"
512
00:19:21,005 --> 00:19:22,256
Work out
and watch "Jeopardy!"?
513
00:19:22,340 --> 00:19:23,591
Yeah, at the same time.
It stimulates
514
00:19:23,675 --> 00:19:24,925
the body and the mind.
That's cool.
515
00:19:25,009 --> 00:19:26,343
Uh...
Oh.
516
00:19:26,427 --> 00:19:27,928
Are you okay?
517
00:19:28,012 --> 00:19:29,388
Yeah, yeah.
I, um --
518
00:19:29,472 --> 00:19:31,390
I can't open the door
or they'll escape.
519
00:19:31,474 --> 00:19:32,892
Who will escape?
520
00:19:32,976 --> 00:19:34,393
I found the seventh and
eighth snake, okay?
521
00:19:34,477 --> 00:19:35,978
They were --
They were in my bag.
522
00:19:36,062 --> 00:19:39,231
- Oh, no.
- And, um... now they're in my car.
523
00:19:39,315 --> 00:19:41,066
Oh, God.
Um...
524
00:19:41,150 --> 00:19:44,570
Uh...
525
00:19:44,654 --> 00:19:46,572
That man teaches
the gifted program.
526
00:19:46,656 --> 00:19:47,573
[ Laughs ]
Mm-hmm.
527
00:19:47,657 --> 00:19:49,283
[ Laughs ]
528
00:19:49,367 --> 00:19:51,952
That sucks,
how you had to come up,
529
00:19:52,036 --> 00:19:54,455
like, not thinking
you're special.
530
00:19:54,539 --> 00:19:57,458
I mean, I really hope you don't
carry that with you,
531
00:19:57,542 --> 00:20:00,294
because I think
you're gifted.
532
00:20:00,378 --> 00:20:02,463
Just not as gifted as me.
[ Both laugh ]
533
00:20:02,547 --> 00:20:03,964
Oh, oh, is that so?
Okay.
534
00:20:04,048 --> 00:20:05,466
That is.
That is so.
535
00:20:05,550 --> 00:20:10,930
Um, but, in all seriousness,
Gregory,
536
00:20:11,014 --> 00:20:13,933
I was just thinking, um...
537
00:20:14,017 --> 00:20:15,518
do you need me to back your car
out for you?
538
00:20:15,602 --> 00:20:17,102
Because I can do that.
539
00:20:17,186 --> 00:20:18,437
You know, I have the brain
that it takes to --
540
00:20:18,521 --> 00:20:19,939
Alright, now,
you have a good night.
541
00:20:20,023 --> 00:20:21,273
[ Both laugh ]
542
00:20:21,357 --> 00:20:23,192
Alright, see you later.
I'll see you.
543
00:20:28,031 --> 00:20:30,449
I'm really happy Gregory's
opening up.
544
00:20:30,533 --> 00:20:32,243
I mean, he's great,
545
00:20:32,327 --> 00:20:36,080
and it's really nice to have
another friend at the school.
546
00:20:38,333 --> 00:20:39,334
What?
547
00:20:42,587 --> 00:20:45,339
Today, I learned that snake eggs
and chicken eggs look alike.
548
00:20:45,423 --> 00:20:47,842
We never got to do fun stuff
at my old school.
549
00:20:47,926 --> 00:20:51,512
[ Screaming ]
Oh, God! Aah!
550
00:20:51,596 --> 00:20:54,723
I like Principal Coleman.
She's like a big kid.
551
00:20:54,807 --> 00:20:57,268
She's silly,
and she doesn't have a job.
552
00:21:00,229 --> 00:21:02,106
[ Candy clatters ]
553
00:21:03,566 --> 00:21:07,152
There's one area of giftedness
that always goes overlooked.
554
00:21:07,236 --> 00:21:10,155
I've started
a gifted custodian program.
555
00:21:10,239 --> 00:21:13,284
It's like reverse
"Good Will Hunting".
556
00:21:16,788 --> 00:21:18,622
You see a genius cleaning.
557
00:21:18,706 --> 00:21:21,000
I see a cleaning genius.41058
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