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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,480 --> 00:00:11,200 "And then Lord Vanon said, 2 00:00:11,280 --> 00:00:15,120 'Candita, I will love you until my dying day. Marry me!'" 3 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:17,640 "But Candita didn't wanna be owned by some rich, alien dude." 4 00:00:17,720 --> 00:00:21,240 "So she said, 'I don't love you, Lord Vanon, 5 00:00:21,320 --> 00:00:23,560 but I do want to have sex with you.'" 6 00:00:23,640 --> 00:00:26,280 "Lord Vanon agreed to have sex with Candita 7 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:29,200 and showed her his penis hands for the first time." 8 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:31,120 "She was repulsed, but she liked it." 9 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:33,800 What's with the cape, Lily? 10 00:00:33,880 --> 00:00:36,520 It's my nebula protector, obviously. 11 00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:39,280 Lily wrote another story. 12 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:47,480 Sarah, why don't you go and chat with the other girls? 13 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:53,080 I'm going to have to confiscate this. And I need to speak to your parents. 14 00:00:58,000 --> 00:00:59,040 Lily Pad, 15 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:03,640 Miss Talbot called. She was really upset. 16 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:06,000 She said you'd written a story. 17 00:01:06,080 --> 00:01:07,160 Something about 18 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:10,800 hands looking like… 19 00:01:10,880 --> 00:01:12,000 Penises? 20 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:15,480 She asked if everything was all right at home. It was embarrassing. 21 00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:17,040 The thing is, 22 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:22,840 nice girls don't really talk about all that 23 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:26,160 S-E-X stuff. 24 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:29,120 You know, it's… it's just not really appropriate. 25 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:30,560 I like writing stories. 26 00:01:31,080 --> 00:01:34,600 Well, maybe keep 'em to yourself. 27 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:06,120 Are you fucking kidding me? 28 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:14,240 Fuck! 29 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,560 Mum? 30 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:34,120 Yeah? 31 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:37,440 Aimee's here for her appointment. 32 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:40,560 Oh shit. I completely forgot. 33 00:02:41,920 --> 00:02:44,120 - All right, I'll be right down. - Okay. 34 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:55,200 So this one has a longer labia, which is really common. 35 00:02:55,280 --> 00:02:56,760 This one's all tucked in. 36 00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:58,640 With pubes, without pubes. 37 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:00,160 This one's more frilly. 38 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:02,040 This one's crooked, like mine, 39 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:04,960 and this one, as you can see, is on its period. 40 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:07,520 - I'll go for the one with pubes. - Great choice! 41 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:08,920 - Thank you. - Sorry, Aimee. 42 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,480 I'm a bit disorganized this morning. 43 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:15,480 - Morning! - Morning. 44 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:17,560 - Vulva cupcake? - Ah. 45 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:22,000 Yeah. 46 00:03:23,440 --> 00:03:24,480 Thanks. 47 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:28,680 They must have had a fight. 48 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:32,960 Wow. 49 00:03:33,520 --> 00:03:35,080 Look at all those tits. 50 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:39,480 Yeah, I'm reorganizing my vintage men's magazine collection. 51 00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:42,960 Those are my favorites. 52 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:44,200 Oh, they're lovely. 53 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:48,040 Anyway, how you doing today, Aimee? 54 00:03:48,760 --> 00:03:49,640 Well, 55 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:53,480 I had a big fight with my best friend, Maeve, 56 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:55,680 and I'm feeling really sad about it. 57 00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:58,480 But also like I wanna punch her in the face. 58 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:01,720 Why don't we talk about it? 59 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:09,200 You seem quiet. 60 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:12,880 I'm just a bit tired. 61 00:04:21,840 --> 00:04:22,800 What is it? 62 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:26,240 I just got into the Gifted & Talented program. 63 00:04:26,840 --> 00:04:28,120 I can't believe it! 64 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:29,560 I can. 65 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:31,480 I knew you'd get it. 66 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:39,080 - Hey, that's amazing! - Thank you. 67 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:41,040 Try to enjoy it. 68 00:04:42,320 --> 00:04:44,480 Otherwise, I will have to tell a joke. 69 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:45,400 Please don't. 70 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:48,720 - Knock, knock... - No. Okay, I'm going to school. 71 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:50,920 I'll see you later. 72 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:04,360 Ay, ay, ay, ay, Mummy, 73 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:06,720 this is for you. 74 00:05:08,920 --> 00:05:11,400 My friends will be jealous of these gifts. 75 00:05:11,960 --> 00:05:13,760 Abeo is so generous. 76 00:05:14,840 --> 00:05:18,160 Me, I'm always boasting about my son-in-law. 77 00:05:18,680 --> 00:05:20,800 The successful accountant in England. 78 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:25,040 What is she on about? Dad's not an accountant. 79 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:26,160 I don't know. 80 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:27,720 I'll get you some more. 81 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:30,480 Ah-ah. Don't worry, Mummy. I will get it. 82 00:05:30,560 --> 00:05:33,760 No, now it's not often I get to wait on my grandson. 83 00:05:34,640 --> 00:05:36,680 Oh! 84 00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:39,720 - Hey! - Hey, my sister! 85 00:05:40,280 --> 00:05:42,720 Bebe. Emeka. 86 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:44,640 Hm. 87 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:48,120 - He's going to be at the wedding. - I haven't seen him for years. 88 00:05:48,200 --> 00:05:50,800 - His business is doing so well! - Who's Emeka? 89 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:54,280 - I don't know who he is. - And he's still single, you know. 90 00:05:54,360 --> 00:05:56,880 Stop gossiping, Beryl! 91 00:05:56,960 --> 00:05:58,640 - Who's Emeka? - No one! 92 00:05:58,720 --> 00:06:00,840 Eh? You were engaged! 93 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:02,800 - Engaged? - Okay, girls. 94 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:05,080 Time to start getting ready for the wedding! 95 00:06:06,840 --> 00:06:09,120 - Mm-hmm. - Hey! Go! 96 00:06:10,280 --> 00:06:12,160 - Grandma! - Yes. 97 00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:17,000 She said I was being unfair to Steve 98 00:06:17,080 --> 00:06:19,840 because I'm too much of a people pleaser to break up with him. 99 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:23,640 And how did that make you feel? 100 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:25,800 Like an idiot. 101 00:06:26,880 --> 00:06:28,440 Because she's probably right. 102 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:31,240 She didn't have to say it in such a mean way. 103 00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:33,360 Why do you think she's right? 104 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:35,240 'Cause it's true. 105 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:39,480 I hate fights. I hate making people feel bad. 106 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,440 So I just lie and tell them what they wanna hear, 107 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:45,720 which is why I probably won't break up with Steve, 108 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:49,800 and why I had such awful friends for so many years. 109 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:54,280 And why I smiled at that gross, stupid man on the bus 110 00:06:54,360 --> 00:06:57,240 and made him think he could rub his stupid dick on me. 111 00:07:04,720 --> 00:07:05,800 Do you feel 112 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:08,320 that if you hadn't smiled at him, 113 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:10,840 he wouldn't have assaulted you? 114 00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:12,880 I don't know. 115 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:15,720 Had you smiled at strangers before? 116 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:20,680 Had that led to them assaulting you? 117 00:07:24,120 --> 00:07:25,360 Listen to me, Aimee. 118 00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:28,920 What that man did to you on the bus 119 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:32,800 has nothing to do with your smile 120 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:35,160 or your personality 121 00:07:36,160 --> 00:07:38,520 and is only about him. 122 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:44,280 And it is absolutely not your fault. 123 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:49,000 Do you understand? 124 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:51,360 Okay. 125 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:55,800 How do I get stronger? 126 00:07:56,360 --> 00:07:57,440 Like you. 127 00:07:57,960 --> 00:07:59,080 Like Maeve. 128 00:07:59,160 --> 00:08:01,600 Oh, I bet you're stronger than you think you are. 129 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:07,240 The fact that you can say you feel angry because of the fight with Maeve, 130 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:11,720 that's a positive step towards feeling your full spectrum of emotions. 131 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:12,760 But also, 132 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:15,280 it's not anybody's place 133 00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:18,280 to tell you that you should or shouldn't break up with your boyfriend. 134 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:20,280 Yeah, I guess so. 135 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,720 I mean, I did tell her to get over herself and be with Otis, 136 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:26,520 but I think I have a point. 137 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:28,240 They're clearly in love. 138 00:08:28,320 --> 00:08:32,280 Yes, he's been a bit of an arsehole, but he's apologized a lot. 139 00:08:32,360 --> 00:08:35,520 And she isn't the easiest person to get to know, so it's kinda like… 140 00:08:38,520 --> 00:08:41,240 I probably shouldn't have talked about Otis, should I? 141 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,480 How was he an arsehole? 142 00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:48,360 Oh. 143 00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:51,200 Well, see you next time, Aimee. 144 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:52,360 Thank you. 145 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:54,840 - Oh, Aimee, can I grab a lift? - Yeah! 146 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:00,520 - Who's that from? - Just Eric. 147 00:09:09,240 --> 00:09:11,480 Aw! 148 00:09:11,560 --> 00:09:13,760 - I like your moves. - Thank you. 149 00:09:14,280 --> 00:09:15,120 Here. 150 00:09:15,960 --> 00:09:17,320 Let me fix your Aso-Oke. 151 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:18,240 Okay. 152 00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:21,600 Wow! What is this called, Mum? 153 00:09:21,680 --> 00:09:23,680 - "The Senator." - Uh-huh! 154 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:26,680 - Do you like it? - Yes! It is camp as hell! 155 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:30,280 Your grandma might hear. 156 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:33,920 Um, 157 00:09:34,920 --> 00:09:36,040 who's this Emeka guy? 158 00:09:38,640 --> 00:09:40,160 It was a long time ago. 159 00:09:40,920 --> 00:09:42,240 We were silly teenagers. 160 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:43,680 Mmm! 161 00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:46,920 Okay. And why did you not get married? 162 00:09:49,680 --> 00:09:50,600 I met your father. 163 00:09:51,640 --> 00:09:54,600 - Okay, you met my father in the war... - You look lovely. 164 00:09:55,480 --> 00:09:56,520 Thanks! 165 00:09:57,160 --> 00:09:59,160 Thanks, Mummy! 166 00:09:59,760 --> 00:10:02,800 If I could add some gold eye shadow, I'd look even better. 167 00:10:03,360 --> 00:10:05,400 I'm serious, Eric. Not here. 168 00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:08,200 I'll see you outside. 169 00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:14,200 Rubbish. 170 00:10:17,680 --> 00:10:21,400 "Lord Vanon unsheathed his throbbing cock-rod, 171 00:10:21,480 --> 00:10:24,160 plowing Princess Zandora all night long." 172 00:10:25,720 --> 00:10:29,400 The musical was weird, but she's actually into banging aliens! 173 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:36,520 Hey, Lil, can we please talk? 174 00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:38,680 What's going on? 175 00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:40,640 They published my story. 176 00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:49,520 Oh my God. 177 00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:58,680 Hope, um, I was wondering if I could talk to you 178 00:10:58,760 --> 00:11:01,840 about getting a gender-neutral changing room on campus? 179 00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:04,920 I think it would really help the trans and queer students here. 180 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:07,240 Cal, we can talk about whatever you like 181 00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:10,320 once you come to school wearing the correct uniform. 182 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:12,800 How exactly would you define "correct"? 183 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:17,240 Layla, could you come here, please? 184 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:25,080 Layla is a perfect example of how you can express your identity 185 00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:27,080 and still abide by school rules. 186 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:31,040 So Layla's a good NB, and I'm a bad one. Is that right? 187 00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:33,840 I don't understand your slang. 188 00:11:34,680 --> 00:11:36,800 N-B. 189 00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:39,080 Like, nonbinary person. 190 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:42,600 Layla, you can step back. Thank you. 191 00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:47,520 I think it's interesting how you like to split us up. 192 00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:50,000 Layla and me, Jackson and Viv. 193 00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:52,600 Is there too much power in multiple otherness for you? 194 00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:56,120 Like I said, come to me when you're sticking to protocol. 195 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:00,480 Can you believe Adam Groff threw poo out of the coach window? 196 00:12:00,560 --> 00:12:02,360 I always knew he was deranged. 197 00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:08,760 Oh my God, Mark! 198 00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:10,640 You scared me. 199 00:12:11,240 --> 00:12:13,080 Why are we in the paper again? 200 00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:15,880 And why have I been fielding complaints from parents 201 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:17,760 telling me their children went on a school trip 202 00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:20,680 which involved missing students and human feces? 203 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:23,120 - I'll look into it. - Hm. 204 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:27,920 I told our investors and the rest of the school board 205 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:31,080 that you were going to turn the narrative around. 206 00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:32,160 Yes. 207 00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:35,240 And our upcoming open day will nip this in the bud. 208 00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:37,400 We'll be announcing the rebrand to the press... 209 00:12:37,480 --> 00:12:39,000 A rebrand isn't enough. 210 00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:42,680 You need to show them that this place has changed. 211 00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:46,720 If we don't get the next round of money, we are screwed. Do you understand? 212 00:12:47,320 --> 00:12:50,640 Yes. I will not let you down. 213 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:53,680 Good. I've got a meeting to get to. 214 00:12:53,760 --> 00:12:54,880 Of course. 215 00:12:56,280 --> 00:12:57,440 Of course you do. 216 00:12:57,960 --> 00:12:58,880 Thank you. 217 00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:02,480 Thank you so much for that encouraging pep talk. 218 00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:04,680 So supportive. 219 00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:09,960 - Gentle. Fucking fucklord... - Hi, Hope. 220 00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:11,960 - Hi. - Sorry, I can come back... 221 00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:15,320 No, absolutely not. Um, how can I help you? 222 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:20,040 Um, okay, so I got onto the GTIP. 223 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:21,560 - Oh. Well done. - Um… 224 00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:24,880 So I was wondering if you'd managed to get that funding we talked about. 225 00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:28,320 - I spoke to the school board. - Mm-hmm. 226 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:33,320 And unfortunately, things are a bit tight at the moment. 227 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,360 And so, they said no. 228 00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:39,200 Yeah. 229 00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:40,600 I'm so sorry, Maeve. 230 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:42,200 No, it's fine. 231 00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:47,640 Hopefully, your family can find the money. 232 00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:49,240 Yeah, yeah. 233 00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:50,480 Okay. 234 00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:26,080 - Enjoy! - Thank you. 235 00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:27,320 Free vulva cupcake? 236 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:28,760 Ew, they're so ugly. 237 00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:33,120 I thought so, too, at first, but every vulva is unique and beautiful 238 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:35,000 and deserves to be cherished. 239 00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:36,000 Cherish it. 240 00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:41,240 Mm, this is so good. 241 00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:45,400 Why don't you just speak to her? 242 00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:47,600 'Cause I'm still pissed off. 243 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:54,880 - Hey. - Hi. 244 00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:56,480 - How are you? - Good. 245 00:14:57,280 --> 00:14:59,360 I just got into the Gifted & Talented Program. 246 00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:02,160 That's amazing! Oh, congrats, Maeve. 247 00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:06,120 Thanks. Don't think I have the money to go, but, you know… 248 00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:10,200 So, 249 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,280 I can tell you are ignoring my texts, 250 00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:17,680 which, under the circumstances, is quite a point of vulnerability. 251 00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:19,960 Yeah. I'm sorry. 252 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:22,280 Mm… 253 00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:27,880 It's just… I just wasn't expecting what happened between us to happen. 254 00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:30,560 - Yeah. - And, um… 255 00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:33,760 I like Isaac. 256 00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:38,400 You know, I think we have something good. 257 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:45,000 So, uh… 258 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:48,160 What, we should just forget about it? 259 00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:53,040 I think so. 260 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:57,200 All students to the assembly hall, please. 261 00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:26,400 I've asked you all here 262 00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:29,920 to announce a new direction for your school. 263 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,080 A fresh start. 264 00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:38,040 Moordale Secondary will soon be known as Sparkside Academy. 265 00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:42,920 I'm sure you will have many questions, 266 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,840 but our goals for Sparkside will be made clear 267 00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:48,280 at our upcoming open day. 268 00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:53,720 We will also be inviting the press 269 00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:56,920 to show them that "Sex School" is a thing of the past. 270 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,520 And speaking of press, 271 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:01,600 I'm sure you're all aware 272 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:05,080 that our school once again made the news today. 273 00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:07,240 Take me now, Lord Vanon! 274 00:17:08,840 --> 00:17:11,920 Yes, it was very funny, wasn't it? 275 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:17,120 However, the part where they called us an "institution full of sexual deviants" 276 00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:19,240 was not very funny at all. 277 00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:23,560 It seems that there are some students here 278 00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:28,080 who get a kick out of giving us a bad name. 279 00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:30,160 And it has to stop. 280 00:17:32,560 --> 00:17:34,680 So, Lily Iglehart, Cal Bowman, 281 00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:37,800 and Adam Groff, come to the stage, please. 282 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:00,840 Take a seat, please. 283 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:08,280 From now on, punishment will be dealt with differently on this campus. 284 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:11,920 Will you read that out, please, Cal? 285 00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:18,120 "I am a slovenly troublemaker..." 286 00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:19,800 A little louder, please. 287 00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:25,480 "I am a slovenly troublemaker who doesn't care about my peers!" 288 00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:28,080 - This is fucked up! - Sit down, Jackson. 289 00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:31,840 Put the sign on, Cal. 290 00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:46,480 I don't think my story was dirty. 291 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:50,760 Then why is everyone laughing at you? 292 00:18:58,320 --> 00:18:59,160 Read it. 293 00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:03,400 "I wrote 294 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:08,040 dirty and disgusting words which have brought shame on my peers." 295 00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:22,000 Um, I can't read that word. 296 00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:25,960 It says that you are unhygienic. 297 00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:30,200 Because what you did in France was filthy and put your peers at risk... 298 00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:31,160 Enough! 299 00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:32,200 Sit down. 300 00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:35,440 It's supposed to be school, not somewhere we should be afraid. 301 00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:37,320 Okay, you're suspended. 302 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:38,640 - What? - Leave. 303 00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:39,600 What? 304 00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:43,680 I said, leave! 305 00:19:56,520 --> 00:20:02,280 "I am unhygienic and put my peers at risk." 306 00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:09,040 You will not be allowed your phones for the remainder of the week. 307 00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:18,400 No one is to speak to these students. 308 00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:24,360 And you will not be allowed to remove your sign until I say so. 309 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,680 You better shut your cake stall down. 310 00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:34,120 Okay. Back to class. 311 00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:52,600 Hey. 312 00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:56,800 - Hello, what's going on? - The police are here. 313 00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:59,600 - They're looking for Elsie... - Slow down, Isaac. What? 314 00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:02,480 Your mum took Elsie for a walk at her visitation. She didn't come back. 315 00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:04,400 - They think she's kidnapped her. - What? 316 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:05,840 They're heading to Anna's now. 317 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:06,960 They wanna talk to you. 318 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:09,120 Um, okay, I'll meet them there. 319 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:11,480 You okay? 320 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:12,400 No. 321 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,800 Um, I need to go to Anna's. There's an emergency. 322 00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:19,160 - Do you wanna borrow my bike? - No. 323 00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:21,240 - It's quicker! - I can't ride a bike, Otis. 324 00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:24,160 - What do you mean you can't... - No one ever fucking taught me! Okay? 325 00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:25,560 Fuck! 326 00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:33,160 When will you get married, Eric? 327 00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:35,240 He's 17, Mummy! 328 00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:39,440 I got married at 18. Young people are getting married very old now. 329 00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:42,680 It's foolish! Why wait? 330 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:45,720 Listen, Eric, don't get married until you have to. 331 00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:47,840 Have fun while you can. 332 00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:48,800 Ow! Hey! 333 00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:52,280 Atinuke, I told you you are not in this photo. 334 00:21:52,360 --> 00:21:54,560 - Uh-uh. - What if you and Jimoh break up? 335 00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:57,160 Out! 336 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,920 - Have you got a girlfriend, Eric? - He hasn't... 337 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,560 Eric doesn't have time for girlfriends. 338 00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:10,920 He's too busy focusing on his school work. 339 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,280 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 340 00:22:12,360 --> 00:22:14,000 Don't wait too long. 341 00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:15,400 I'll pray every day 342 00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:19,360 that you meet a good Christian woman and have a big wedding in Nigeria… 343 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:20,280 Yes! 344 00:22:20,360 --> 00:22:21,200 …before I die. 345 00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:23,320 Okay. Everybody, bunch together! 346 00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:26,720 Okay, on three, and then smile. 347 00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:30,200 One, two, three, smile! 348 00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:34,880 Hey, you. 349 00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:38,520 You. Why are you not smiling? You're ruining my picture. 350 00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:40,400 Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry! 351 00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:45,760 - Sorry! - Okay. One, two, three, smile. 352 00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:49,480 Just here. 353 00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:55,480 - Hi. - Hi. 354 00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:58,880 - I wanted to make sure you're okay. - Thank you. 355 00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:01,040 You all right, Maeve? 356 00:23:01,120 --> 00:23:03,200 - What's he doing here? - She needed a lift. 357 00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:05,400 That's convenient. 358 00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:08,680 Well, I'd better go inside and help, 359 00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:11,440 but thank you for dropping Maeve off. 360 00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:14,160 You know, I'm gonna come help too. 361 00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:24,120 Can you tell me about this morning? 362 00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:25,440 She seemed okay. 363 00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:28,840 - Her appeal for custody failed last month. - There you go. 364 00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:31,920 She'd never been happy about the supervised visits. Thank you. 365 00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:35,040 She didn't seem distracted? 366 00:23:35,120 --> 00:23:36,720 Yes, did she seem on edge at all? 367 00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:39,320 How about I ask the questions, boys? Hm? 368 00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:44,000 So, how did Erin seem this morning? 369 00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:46,240 She wanted to take Elsie to the playground. 370 00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:47,800 I had never imagined... 371 00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:49,480 Will my mum be in any trouble? 372 00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:52,960 This is serious. She could face prison time when we find her. 373 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:54,720 It's gonna be all right. 374 00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:58,400 She used a cashpoint on Barrow Street at 10:17 a.m., 375 00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:01,760 but that doesn't give us any indication as to her whereabouts now. 376 00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:06,000 She's probably left Moordale. Have you checked CCTV at the station? 377 00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:07,960 Yeah, we have. 378 00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:10,600 - And what about buses? - We thought about buses too. 379 00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:12,000 And you can tap her phone. 380 00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:14,720 Sorry, how are you both connected to the case again? 381 00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:18,280 I'm Maeve's friend. He is her complicated love interest. 382 00:24:18,360 --> 00:24:22,160 You used to be her friend until you were an arsehole at that party. 383 00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:25,560 The only arsehole is the man who deleted my voice mail without telling her! 384 00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:27,120 Outside, both of you. 385 00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:31,720 - Outside. Yep. - Okay. 386 00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:35,080 Always popping up where people don't want you. 387 00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:37,000 - Just go home, man! - You… you don't know me. 388 00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:39,400 - Always making things worse. - What are you even doing... 389 00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:42,680 Shut up! The pair of you! My sister is missing. 390 00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:45,120 This is not an opportunity for you to swing your dicks around! 391 00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:47,440 Dunno how you can even think of choosing this guy over me. 392 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:50,600 Choosing? What are you talking about? You're so deluded! 393 00:24:57,480 --> 00:24:58,360 Oh right. 394 00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:02,240 Did something happen between you guys on the trip, then? 395 00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:05,680 Yeah, yeah. 396 00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:08,760 But it doesn't mean anything. 397 00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:11,760 I mean… I do… I don't know what it means. 398 00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:14,280 Elsie's missing. That's all I care about right now. 399 00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:17,720 Well, good luck finding her, Maeve. Um… 400 00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:19,520 Isaac, don't go. 401 00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:23,000 Oh fuck. 402 00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:25,960 - Thanks, Otis. - I think I should stay and help. 403 00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:27,200 No, I don't think you should. 404 00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:29,400 - You'd make things worse! - What do you mean? 405 00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:32,440 Since you stopped the clinic, you stopped caring about anyone but yourself. 406 00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:34,000 No, that's not true. 407 00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:36,880 It… it's just not my responsibility. 408 00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:38,440 I think you should go. 409 00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:40,360 I don't wanna see you anymore. 410 00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:41,480 Maeve. 411 00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:49,480 Jakob! 412 00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:51,760 Jakob! 413 00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:56,920 I think we need to work out what we're going to tell the kids 414 00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,200 about why we're sleeping in separate beds. 415 00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:03,000 I don't think they need to know. It's private between you and me. 416 00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:04,400 Well, I disagree. 417 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:07,360 Open dialogue is important with teenagers. 418 00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:09,520 Okay, you go ahead and tell them. 419 00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:31,480 I was just dropping off your book. 420 00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:42,600 Would you like to come in for a chat? 421 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,280 Have a seat. 422 00:26:58,200 --> 00:26:59,040 So, 423 00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:03,360 why did you decide to return my notebook? 424 00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:06,680 I thought you should have it. 425 00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:13,080 So I assume it was also you who made the photocopies last term. 426 00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:14,720 Yes, it was. 427 00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:19,040 And I'm ashamed of my behavior. 428 00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:29,880 Um… 429 00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:34,200 I keep reading the things Maureen said about me to you. 430 00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:38,360 And I think they're all true. 431 00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:44,000 But I don't know how to change. 432 00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:51,880 Come and voice your opinion at the Student Forum tonight. Thank you. 433 00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:53,880 Viv, listen, I've had an idea. 434 00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:57,680 Let's use the forum to ask people how they feel about Hope's new values. 435 00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:00,800 If enough people don't like what she's doing, we can change things. 436 00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:03,680 - I can't do that. - I don't get it. 437 00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:05,880 Why are you trying to help her? She's bad news, Viv! 438 00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:09,320 Jackson, I'm not an idiot, okay? I need to get into a good university. 439 00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:12,120 It's not just my dream. It's important to my whole family. 440 00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:14,280 And I do not have the privilege to fuck up school. 441 00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:18,120 Viv, I know you're not an idiot. You're the smartest person I know. 442 00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:21,040 You're kidding yourself if you think she cares about your dreams. 443 00:28:21,120 --> 00:28:23,840 Vivienne Odusanya to Hope's office, please. 444 00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:27,280 Think about it. 445 00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:38,800 I asked you to keep an eye on your peers during this trip. 446 00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:42,040 And then I hear rumors, and I'm left feeling confused 447 00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:46,920 because when I asked you how the trip was going, you said, 448 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:47,880 "Great!" 449 00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:50,320 So help me out here, Viv. 450 00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:53,560 I didn't wanna get anyone into trouble. I… 451 00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:56,720 - I felt in the middle. - Right. 452 00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:00,280 When I first met you, 453 00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:01,880 I thought, 454 00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:04,160 "This girl's going somewhere." 455 00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:07,840 You know, "She's driven. She's focused." 456 00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:10,240 But I don't know how far you're going to go 457 00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:12,080 if you can't keep your head above the parapet. 458 00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:14,320 I'm sorry. I… I should have been honest. 459 00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:16,280 Don't apologize to me. 460 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,320 Apologize to yourself. 461 00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:20,760 I would hate to see you lose out on opportunities 462 00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:22,440 because of a need to play nice. 463 00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:26,160 It's a very female trait, and it holds us back. 464 00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:27,760 It will not happen again. 465 00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:28,840 It better not. 466 00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:34,520 Oh, one more thing, Vivienne. 467 00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:40,640 I want you to make a presentation to the press 468 00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:43,440 and prospective students on our upcoming open day. 469 00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:44,640 Even after this? 470 00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:47,240 Yes. You're our head girl. 471 00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:51,160 And having a strong, smart, young woman of color leading the way 472 00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:53,440 shows how progressive we are as a school. 473 00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:57,280 So it's about how it looks. 474 00:29:58,520 --> 00:29:59,720 Of course it is. 475 00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:05,480 Here's the video and the slides for you to prepare with. 476 00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:22,480 Uh, will you be coming to the Student Forum? 477 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:26,280 Perhaps there'll be some interesting ideas I can add to the presentation? 478 00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:30,320 Why would I want to come and listen to a bunch of teenagers whinging on 479 00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:33,640 about their insignificant problems for an hour? No, thank you. 480 00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:36,560 I've had quite enough of this navel-gazing, 481 00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:38,800 identity-obsessed hysteria for one day. 482 00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:42,760 The quicker you and your fragile, petty little peers realize 483 00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:44,320 that you're not that special 484 00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:49,240 and that the real world doesn't care about your supposed issues, the better. 485 00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:10,320 I'd like to ask you about your childhood, Michael. 486 00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:13,640 Can you tell me about your mother? 487 00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:16,640 She was quiet. 488 00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:19,120 And gentle. 489 00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:22,560 And she loved to cook. 490 00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:26,760 And she always smelled rather lovely… 491 00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:29,800 Of shampoo. 492 00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:04,240 And your father? 493 00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:06,400 Dad. Well, he… 494 00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:10,400 He was just different from my mum. 495 00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:22,160 - Terrible, Dad, terrible. - You're supposed to stop it. 496 00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:25,120 I think Michaela's crying, Dad! 497 00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:26,480 What? 498 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:28,200 Why are you crying? 499 00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:30,440 Stop it! You're a boy! 500 00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:34,000 Boys don't cry. 501 00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:39,520 Hm. 502 00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:42,560 When was the last time you cried? 503 00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:45,880 Can't remember. 504 00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:48,360 Not even after your separation? 505 00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:56,680 And what do you do that brings you pleasure? 506 00:32:58,120 --> 00:32:59,400 Are you suggesting I… 507 00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:01,640 Masturbate? 508 00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:03,280 No. 509 00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:08,640 Believe it or not, Michael, I don't think everything comes back to sex. 510 00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:12,640 What I'm asking is, 511 00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:17,400 what do you do that makes you feel joy? 512 00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:23,000 I don't think I feel that emotion. 513 00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:30,080 Very often, Michael, when children are bullied by a parent, 514 00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:35,000 they falsely learn that emotions are a sign of vulnerability, 515 00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:36,640 and so they shut them off. 516 00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:40,160 What I'd like you to do 517 00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:43,080 is to find something 518 00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:45,480 that makes you happy. 519 00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:54,040 Um, thank you. 520 00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:57,960 And I'm sorry I said that thing about… 521 00:33:59,040 --> 00:33:59,960 Masturbation. 522 00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:02,520 That's really okay. 523 00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:06,400 However, in your case, Michael, 524 00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:09,600 masturbation might not be such a bad idea. 525 00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:16,720 You okay? 526 00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:20,040 What happened? 527 00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:24,480 Oh, well, I just messed everything up. Again. 528 00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:27,920 'Cause I am clearly incapable 529 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,280 of forming healthy relationships with anyone. 530 00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:34,640 Is this about Maeve? 531 00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:40,200 I've never told you about Maeve. 532 00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:47,000 Aimee mentioned, just briefly, in her session with me 533 00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:50,600 that you'd had a romantic tension with someone called Maeve, 534 00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:53,840 and something happened at the party that you had here, 535 00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:55,760 and you fell out over something you said. 536 00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:57,280 Do you want to talk about it? 537 00:34:57,800 --> 00:34:59,880 No, I don't want to talk about it. 538 00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:05,920 Jealousy can make us act out of character and say things we don't mean. 539 00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:09,720 - Was there another boy on the scene? - You're doing it! 540 00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:10,720 Again! 541 00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:15,640 I can't believe you had the audacity to tell me to stop giving out advice 542 00:35:15,720 --> 00:35:17,640 because I was being unethical. 543 00:35:17,720 --> 00:35:20,040 You are the most unethical woman in the world! 544 00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:22,720 - Why won't you let me help you, Otis? - Help me? 545 00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:25,440 How could you possibly help me? 546 00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:28,160 You push every man you come into contact with away. 547 00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:32,560 - You literally suck at relationships. - Where is this coming from, Otis? 548 00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:38,080 You brought Jakob into my life. You make me live with Ola like a sister. 549 00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:41,800 And I like having them around. It feels normal, for once. 550 00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:44,200 But that's over, 551 00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:46,160 isn't it? 552 00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:51,440 Yeah, that's what I thought. 553 00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:57,760 Shit. 554 00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:01,240 - Thank you. - My pleasure. 555 00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:04,840 This is my fault. I should've told you what my mum is like. 556 00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:07,000 Maeve, this is not your fault. 557 00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:09,880 You're 17. You shouldn't have to deal with stuff like this anyway. 558 00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:11,160 It's too much. 559 00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:25,120 Will you stay tonight? 560 00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:56,640 - Eric, what do you think of the wedding? - Auntie Beryl! 561 00:36:56,720 --> 00:37:00,040 It's good! It's good, you know. I think? 562 00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:03,000 - I don't know. I've not been to many. - Ah. You will go to more. 563 00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:13,080 Hmm. Ah! 564 00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:15,520 See Emeka? 565 00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:19,640 Mummy was heartbroken when Beatrice didn't marry him. 566 00:37:19,720 --> 00:37:21,440 - Why? - Hm. 567 00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:22,720 His family is good. 568 00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:24,720 Very wealthy! 569 00:37:25,240 --> 00:37:28,120 Ah! He would have given your mother the world. 570 00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:30,000 Uh, and what about my dad? 571 00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:32,400 - Your father? - Uh-huh. 572 00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:36,520 He was a very local guy! So bush! 573 00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:38,080 Hm. You see? 574 00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:40,640 Mummy didn't even think he had any prospects. 575 00:37:40,720 --> 00:37:42,040 Wow, wow. 576 00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:45,240 But he's proven us all wrong. 577 00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:48,640 And he has made a name for himself in England. 578 00:37:48,720 --> 00:37:49,640 Mm. 579 00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:51,080 Ah! 580 00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:55,560 They barely gave me any stew! 581 00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:57,720 Auntie. 582 00:37:57,800 --> 00:37:59,520 Auntie! 583 00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:25,840 Hey. 584 00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:28,760 I'm so sorry she did this to you. 585 00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:33,120 I was happy not having any friends. 586 00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:38,920 And then you came along and made me feel like I wasn't so strange after all, 587 00:38:40,240 --> 00:38:41,360 but it was just a lie. 588 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,800 You told me not to submit my story because you said it was weird, 589 00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:46,160 and then you judged me. 590 00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:49,080 I was only trying to protect you. 591 00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:53,600 You shouldn't be speaking to me. 592 00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:06,320 Jackson? 593 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:08,880 - Hey. Um… - Hey. 594 00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:11,840 Thanks for sticking up for me. What Hope did was complete bullshit. 595 00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:14,960 - I know. - And I think we should fight this. 596 00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:18,480 All right. Let's do it. 597 00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:26,080 I've had quite enough of this navel-gazing, 598 00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:28,600 {\an8}identity-obsessed hysteria for one day. 599 00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:31,800 {\an8}The quicker you and your fragile, petty little peers realize 600 00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:33,400 {\an8}that you're not that special… 601 00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:36,760 {\an8}- …navel-gazing… - …doesn't care about your supposed issues… 602 00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:39,560 {\an8}I've had quite enough of this navel-gazing, 603 00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:41,560 {\an8}identity-obsessed hysteria for one day. 604 00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:43,240 {\an8}…hysteria for one day. 605 00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:46,400 {\an8}The quicker you and your fragile, petty little peers realize… 606 00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:29,520 Weddings are weird, right? 607 00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:34,040 Can you imagine dancing to a whole room of people looking at you? 608 00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:36,640 I think I'd like it. 609 00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:40,640 My name's Oba. 610 00:40:40,720 --> 00:40:42,200 Uh, I'm Eric. 611 00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:50,280 You must go to a lot of these, then? 612 00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:52,160 Oh. No, not really. 613 00:40:52,240 --> 00:40:54,240 The groom is my close friend. 614 00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:55,520 Ah. 615 00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:59,560 I've always taken photographs as a hobby, and he's a bit cheap. 616 00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:07,840 It's funny. I feel happy for them, but also a bit sad. 617 00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:11,760 Because I know I'll never have this for myself. 618 00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:14,520 Do you know what I mean? 619 00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:20,040 Ah… 620 00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:22,200 I thought 621 00:41:22,720 --> 00:41:25,080 we weren't supposed to talk about that here. 622 00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:30,520 There are lots of people like us here. We just have to speak quietly. 623 00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:38,000 I'm going out after this if you want to meet them. 624 00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:43,880 Uh, no, no. I, uh, 625 00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:46,120 I don't think I can. 626 00:41:50,720 --> 00:41:51,600 Okay. 627 00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:12,880 Hm. 628 00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:18,120 What are you doing here? 629 00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:21,440 I feel bad 630 00:42:22,720 --> 00:42:25,600 that you got suspended for me. 631 00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:28,840 I got suspended for my beliefs. 632 00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:31,880 I, uh… 633 00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:37,720 I'm trying to write a poem for Eric, and I thought you could help me. 634 00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:43,640 You want me to help you write a poem for my ex-boyfriend? 635 00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:47,680 Forget it. 636 00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:52,160 Let me see the poem. 637 00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:09,920 - "Eric, you make me smile..." - Do you have to read it out loud? 638 00:43:27,720 --> 00:43:28,840 This is a bad poem. 639 00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:31,720 You need to write from your heart. 640 00:43:32,240 --> 00:43:33,520 Not overthink. 641 00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:37,720 You shouldn't try to write poetry because I write it. 642 00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:39,880 I'm not. I'm… I'm… 643 00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:43,520 I'm writing it because Eric likes it. 644 00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:46,760 What about you? What do you like? 645 00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:50,800 I… I, um, I like… 646 00:43:52,720 --> 00:43:53,600 Dogs. 647 00:43:56,960 --> 00:43:58,040 I'm a cat person. 648 00:43:58,120 --> 00:43:59,000 Of course you are. 649 00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:19,760 Oh yes! 650 00:45:52,720 --> 00:45:54,080 - Your drink, sir. - Thank you. 651 00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:00,560 Unbelievable, man. 652 00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:11,200 Are you sure you don't want to see the rest of Lagos? 653 00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:14,840 I'm sure, Oba. 654 00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:45,480 Oya! 655 00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:48,880 Take me to my people, then. 656 00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:03,880 Oh! Well, we're out in Lagos, baby! 657 00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:05,880 Mm-mm-mm-mm! 658 00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:08,840 - Where are you taking me, then? - You'll see. 659 00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:13,400 Somewhere sexy? Somewhere fun? 660 00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:16,440 Somewhere a little bit sweat? 661 00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:35,600 Yeah, man. Here now. 662 00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:41,080 Yeah, okay. Thank you. I'll be right back. 663 00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:43,680 You… What? 664 00:48:05,240 --> 00:48:06,720 Where are you running off to? 665 00:48:09,240 --> 00:48:13,480 So I… I just don't know you that well, and I think I should probably go. 666 00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:15,120 What? We just got here. 667 00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:17,240 - Where are you taking me? - You'll see. 668 00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:19,560 No, sorry, where did you go before? 669 00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:22,520 I was checking escape routes. 670 00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:24,080 - Escape... - I've got you. 671 00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:25,840 It's okay. 672 00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:29,880 You're going to love it. I promise. 673 00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:33,480 All right, love. 674 00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:36,560 What's all of this rubbish with this small club boys, eh? 675 00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:47,040 - Omo England! Welcome! - Oh. 676 00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:48,560 Hi! 677 00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:52,720 - Oh my gosh! You look incredible! - Mm, mm, mm. 678 00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:55,160 Bow bow! Ah! 679 00:48:55,240 --> 00:48:56,640 Hey! 680 00:48:58,120 --> 00:49:00,560 - Hey, sister. How are you? - Hey, how you doing? 681 00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:03,280 Hi! How are you guys? 682 00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:05,200 Okay. 683 00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:06,440 Thank you! 684 00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:18,920 Don't worry. You are getting there. 685 00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:23,240 - You're not ready. You're not ready! - I don't actually even know. 686 00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:26,680 - You're gonna dance up in here! - Ooh la la. 687 00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:28,840 Oh my gosh. 688 00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:51,920 How do you feel? 689 00:49:57,280 --> 00:49:58,520 Like I've come home. 690 00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:56,800 Oba? 691 00:50:56,880 --> 00:50:58,000 Hm? 692 00:50:58,080 --> 00:51:00,040 Oba, wake up. 693 00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:02,280 Oba, wake up. I… I need to go home. 694 00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:03,920 My family will be worried. 695 00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:05,440 Okay. 696 00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:08,320 It was nice to meet you. 697 00:51:09,240 --> 00:51:11,840 What do you mean, nice to meet me? How am I supposed to get home? 698 00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:12,880 We're in Lagos! 699 00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:15,720 I'm kidding. 700 00:51:16,560 --> 00:51:18,240 I'll make sure you get home okay. 701 00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:20,080 Fine. 702 00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:23,960 Um… 703 00:51:24,960 --> 00:51:26,120 Did we… 704 00:51:29,240 --> 00:51:30,200 No. 705 00:51:30,720 --> 00:51:31,640 Cool. 706 00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:55,360 Where were you? I was worried! 707 00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:58,480 I was out with Oba. 708 00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:02,240 - He showed me some of Lagos. - Why didn't you tell me? 709 00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:06,720 Well, you were too busy flirting with your ex-fiancé. 710 00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:09,560 - Eric, that's... - No, Mum. 711 00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:12,760 I was so excited to come back here, you know? 712 00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:15,440 And all we've done since arriving is lie. 713 00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:18,600 Why'd you tell everyone Dad is a successful accountant? 714 00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:21,720 Your dad is an accountant. At least, he was when he lived here. 715 00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:23,480 No… no, but he's not back home. 716 00:52:24,200 --> 00:52:26,400 So… …why don't you tell the truth? 717 00:52:27,600 --> 00:52:29,800 - Are you ashamed of him? - Not at all! 718 00:52:31,240 --> 00:52:35,400 But my mother didn't always approve of your father. It's been easier to lie! 719 00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:41,240 Do you wish you married that Emeka guy instead of Dad? 720 00:52:42,240 --> 00:52:44,960 No! That man is so vain! 721 00:52:45,040 --> 00:52:48,480 We were never the right fit. Not like your father. 722 00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:50,120 What do you mean? 723 00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:54,600 Being with your dad, I always felt at peace. 724 00:53:08,040 --> 00:53:10,240 I don't want to pretend, Mum. 725 00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:14,600 Not here or anywhere. 726 00:53:23,040 --> 00:53:25,920 I love that you're not afraid to be yourself, Eric. 727 00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:29,640 Maybe one day I'll get there too, hm? 728 00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:32,800 But it takes time. 729 00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:43,320 I'm sorry for scaring you, Mum. 730 00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:49,880 I'll make you something to eat, hm? 731 00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:30,720 Thank Abeo for my beautiful presents. 732 00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:33,320 - Tell him he must visit next time! - I will tell him. 733 00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:36,280 - Oh, Eric! - Mm. 734 00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:38,360 You let me know when you get yourself a girlfriend. 735 00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:40,920 - Actually, Mummy, Eric is dating someone. - Mm-hmm. 736 00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:43,760 I told him not to tell you until he knew it was serious. 737 00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:45,400 Huh. Ah! 738 00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:47,400 What is she like? 739 00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:52,040 - Uh… - Mm-hmm. 740 00:54:53,240 --> 00:54:55,280 They don't talk much, 741 00:54:56,080 --> 00:54:57,680 but they really love dogs. 742 00:54:57,760 --> 00:55:00,760 - Mm-hmm. - And, uh, they can be very kind. 743 00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:01,680 Mm-hmm. 744 00:55:01,760 --> 00:55:03,960 And they make me laugh. 745 00:55:04,040 --> 00:55:05,640 A lot. 746 00:55:07,240 --> 00:55:09,080 And I think you'd really like them. 747 00:55:10,800 --> 00:55:14,640 Laughter does wonders for the heart. They sound like a good choice. 748 00:55:15,800 --> 00:55:17,440 Come on. 54908

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