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Thank you, Rio de Janeiro!
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You're the best dildos
in the world!
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On the drums, is Pickles, the drummer!
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If you need to take a $!*,
now's the time, it's a drum solo!
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%*& you!
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Your guitars solos coming up, Skwisgaar.
Can i haves it just this once?
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Huh, no?
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Please lets me do it tonight, i promised
the kitty cats at the hospitals
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that i would do the solos for'em.
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Huh, Tokis, you don'ts practice
the guitars evers.
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Please, i'm beggin's you!
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No ways, i ams the leads guitarist!
I ams does the solo!
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What abouts if i gaves you chocolates?
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Or pizza?
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%*& yous, no!
Get outta my ways.
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Say no to me, mother%*&�@,
should you.
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Marks my words, i'm gets revenge!
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Sync: Nosferattu
twitter.com/nosferattu
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Translation: Linkerman
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I'll... Teach thee...
To... Rock.
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Dethklok, Dethklok!
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Skwisgaar Skwigelf,
taller than a tree.
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Toki Wartooth,
not a bumblebee.
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William Murderface,
Murderface, Murderface.
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Pickles the drummer, doodily doo.
Ding-dong, doodily, doodily, doo.
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Nathan Explosion.
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Season 4, Episode 5
Bookklok
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Dethklok guitarist, Toki Wartooth,
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has released a tell-all book, called
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Skwisgaar Is Ams Dick:
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The life of Toki, an abused guitarist.
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He has appeared everywhere
plugging his book.
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I have been livings in the shadow of a
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overbearing tyrants for ways too long!
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It makes me feels inadequates.
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He used to gives me compliments,
but now he calls me names like "tone deafs" and "stupid hands".
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He used to says my hands ams skinnys,
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but now he says they ams
putting on wheights.
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...And i'm nots takin' it anymore,
i'm standin' ups for
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all the abused guitarists in the world!
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Toki Wartooth is climbing out from
behind the shadow of abuse,
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to be the highest selling rock'n'roll
author of all time.
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You go, Toki!
And that's the Dethklok Minute.
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Alright guys. We got a lot of work today,
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a lot of stuff to cover...
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Skwisgaar... Sorry, Charles.
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Skwisgaar, sorry about that book.
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Boy, but look at what i got today, guys.
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It's my defibrilator.
I bought it off SkyMall.
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Why do you need that?
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It's, huh, you know, to shock people,
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if they have a thing like a heart attack
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or if they're sleeping.
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But i bought it because it's
%*&�@� awesome!
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Murderface, help me work this thing.
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Guys, i don't think
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you should be messing around
with a defibrilator...
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God, would you butt out, please?
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I mean, God, don't let this guy
abuse you, Nathan.
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He's trying to control you,
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just like Skwisgaar did to Toki!
No offense, Skwisgaar.
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Now, what do you want me to do, Nathan?
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Just stand there...
Oh!, and say "clear!"
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Oh, awesome, like the doctors do on TV!
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Guys? Come on... Let's, let's not...
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Clear!
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Dude, that's pretty awesome!
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Man... Ow, ow... That's pretty awesome!
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Who the %*& peed on me?
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I think YOU'RE the culprit
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in this particular mistery...
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How can i pee on myself
when i'm right here...?
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Skwisgaar, you're scheduled to play
the Guitarganza,
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which kicks off the norwegian
Ice Festival in Lillehammer,
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and you're gonna need to do
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a lot of promotional interviews,
so get ready for...
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Hey Skwisgaar, aren't you afraid that
the success
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of Toki's book it's kinda going to
ruin your career?
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I don't know...
- Yeah, aren't you afraid
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that Toki's book made you really look
like an asshole?
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When you kinda turn into, like,
kinda the Ike Turner of guitar?
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Gentlemen, it appears
as if Toki Wartooth
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has written a tell-all book
about Skwisgaar Skwigelf.
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Vater Orlaag?
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A tell-all book can highlight drunken
encounters, showcase abusive behaviour,
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and ultimately, prove bandmates to be
complete assholes.
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And eventually, tear the band apart.
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Gentlemen, we have another issue to
discuss: the Revengencers.
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We've received intel that they are
still active...
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This is the last place the Revengencers
were known to be.
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These brainwashed ex-Dethklok fans
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stayed hidden in the woods until they
ran out of food, and began
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devouring each other like dogs.
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Still missing is their leader.
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We believe it's a man
with a silver face,
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and several others are still alive.
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The attack will happen soon,
we'll have a secret weapon this time.
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Someone on the inside.
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Dethklok must die.
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Man, is this the best thing
in the world or what?
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Dude, it's great but, i don't know,
i'm kinda gettin' bored using it
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on eachother, maybe we should try
something else on.
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You think it'll work on other stuff?
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Huh... Yeah!?
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Maybe they're too dead.
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Yeah, can you guys bring us stuff
that's not as dead,
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you know, like, "freshly dead"?
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Skwisgaar Skwigelf falling from grace?
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Apparently, his approval ratings
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have plummeted to new lows,
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while Toki Wartooth's are flying high!
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On cloud nine!
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Fans had this to say:
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We all have bullies in our lives.
My mom's boyfriend
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%*&$ my mom and eats our food.
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Are companies getting cold feet with the
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Skwigelf brand name?
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Yes they are!
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Now, for the Skwisgaar Skwigelf
Endorsement Deal
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Deth Watch: Guitaraid, the energy drink
for fast guitarists...
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Dead! The Shredder, the only 6.66 blade
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disposable razor... Dead!
And Skwoactiv Skwin Care,
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The anti-acne medication... Dead.
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Looks like scrambling companies
have found solace in
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Toki Wartooth's rising popularity.
He has picked up endorsements
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for Guitaraid, the Shredder, and
Tokactiv Tin Tare.
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Horrible abuser Skwisgaar Skwigelf
must be thanking
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his lucky stars he still has the
Guitarganza,
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at the norwegian Ice Festival.
And that's the Dethklok Minute.
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Oh hey, Skwisgaar, what are you doing,
goofing off, palling around?
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So you're getting ready for your big
Ice Festival Guitarganza thing,
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or whatever is called?
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Yeah, it's like, huh, i don't know...
It's like the only thing you got going for you these days.
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Yeah pal, i heard they took away
all your endorsement stuff.
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- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, it's gotta be rough.
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This is like, the only thing
you have left.
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- Yeah.
- Ah, so sad.
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Yeah, it's so sad it's the only thing
you got goin' on for you.
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At least you got that, though, right?
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Huh, Skwisgaar, i have some bad news.
You're out of the Ice Festival.
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Huh, they want Toki.
Sorry, buddy.
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Hey, Skwisgaar.
Skwisgaar, did you hear that Toki's
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playing the Ice Festival instead of you?
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Clear!
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Skwisgaar, it appears as if someone
has peed your pants.
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Moves my ten o'clocks to 10 30s.
Moves my 10 30s to elevens, and
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moves my elevens to noons,
and my noons to next weeks,
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that will gives me 10 minutes for lunch,
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so you better not %*& this up!
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Yes, sir.
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Tokis, i...
Really needs to talks to yous.
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Oh, look who ams waltzings back
into my life.
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What, so's you can abuse me more?
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Pencils him in for next weeks
or some $!* like that.
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- Yes, sir.
- I need to talk to you now, Toki.
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I... Needs to gets my solos back
at the Ice Festivals.
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Wells, wells, wells, isn't this
a funny turns of events?
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I remembers askings yous
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for the same things, and you know
what you did?
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You laugheds at me!
- I don't laughs.
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You may not likes this, but i'ms
becomings empowereds!
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And the answers for you
in regards to your
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Ice Festival solo... Oooooh...
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It's no!
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%*&$ no!
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It's really gots to rips
your guts out to see
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how successful and on tops i am.
Get used to it!
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Be carefuls what you wish fors!
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The audience ams
a fickles mistress, Toki.
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The audience ams a fickles mistress!
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Lillehammer, Norway
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And now, on lead guitar...
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Is amazing,
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abused guitarist,
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Toki Wartooth!
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What the %*&!
- Booooo!
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Can't get it...
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Plug your guitar, you j@*&ass!
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I can'ts a gets it... I c'...
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You're blowing it!
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They're turning on me.
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The audience ams
a fickles mistress, Toki.
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The audience ams a fickles mistress!
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He's rights. The fickle mistress!
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You loser!
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Oh, my lefts arm...
My lefts arms don't wo...
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Oh, my chest, it's tight.
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I thinks i'm havin' a panics attack!
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I'm not a doctor, but i think
he's havin' a heart attack.
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There's gotta be some way to help him.
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- Yeah, there's gotta be a medic here to...
- I mean, that's what i'm sayin', yeah.
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It's a panics attack,
that's what it is!
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I mean, but how do you save someone
from having -- like, how do you jumpstart, like, a heart and...
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Help me please, i'd like to know.
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Yeah, me too. Poor guy, look at him.
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- He seems fibrilated, and if we could just...
- Yeah, fibrilated.
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- ...try to de-fibrilate him, he...
- Yeah, he seems too fibrilly.
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Yeah, he seems over-fibrilated,
or something.
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If there's a way to un-fibrilate him,
like to de-febrilate him,
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you know, then we... Then we'd be talkin'.
Then we'd have something to talk about.
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I'll takes care of this!
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Holds on!
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Come back, Toki. Come back!
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I'm havings a panic attack,
nots a heart attack!
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Clears!
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Comes backs to me, gods dammits!
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Comes backs to me's!
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Clears!
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Clears!
Clears!
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On the next new Metalocalypse:
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Dethklok is in a brutal
third-world country.
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Maybe if you haven't destroyed
the record, in the first place,
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we wouldn't be here!
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- I said i was sorry!
- No you didn't ever say...
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It was implied!
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- I'd like to add to the record...
- You know that i have
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an apology problem!
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Get in the van!
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All of you!
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New Metalocalypse
Next Sunday at 12:15
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