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FATKLOK
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>> DETHKLOK TRAVELED TO THE GULF
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OF NEW GUINEA TO KRANGOR ISLAND,
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KNOWN FOR CONTAINING THE
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MAJORITY OF THE WORLD'S NUCLEAR
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WASTE.
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THE ISLANDERS THAT HAVE BEEN
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TRANSFORMED BY THE WASTE
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WELCOMED THE BAND WHO WAS THERE
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TO GIVE THIS VERY SPECIAL
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MESSAGE.
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>> WE HAVE LIBERATED YOUR ISLAND
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FROM YOU--YOUR ISLAND THAT WAS
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ONCE A NUCLEAR--NUCLEAR TESTING
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FACILITY THAT HAS IN TURN
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TRAGICALLY DISFIGURED YOU ALL
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INTO UGLY HORRIBLE-LOOKING
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MUTANTS.
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AND WE NOW DECREE YOUR ISLAND
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THE DETHKLOK HOME
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FOR WAYWARD KITTIES.
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RELEASE THE KITTIES.
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[CATS HISSING]
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>> [SCREAMING]
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>> ♪ DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK
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DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK
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DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK
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DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK
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DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK ♪
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>> ♪ DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK
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DETHKLOK, DETHKLOK ♪
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>> ♪ I'LL
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TEACH YOU
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WHO
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ROCK
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DETHKLOK!
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DETHKLOK! ♪
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>> ♪ SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF
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TALLER THAN A TREE
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TOKI WARTOOTH
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NOT A BUMBLE BEE
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WILLIAM MURDERFACE
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MURDERFACE, MURDERFACE
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PICKLES THE DRUMMER
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DOODILY DOO, DING-DONG
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DOODILY DOODILY DOO
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NATHAN EXPLOSION ♪
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[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
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TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
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>> IT'S THE END OF THE FISCAL
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YEAR AND DETHKLOK, AS PREDICTED,
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IS SCRAMBLING TO DONATE AS MUCH
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AS THEY CAN TO VARIOUS CHARITIES
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TO GET TAX BREAKS.
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>> WE'RE TRYING TO TRACK THEIR
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SPENDING, BUT IT'S JUST TOO
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DIFFICULT.
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THEY'VE GOTTEN SMART AND FOUND
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WAYS TO ERASE THEIR PAPER TRAIL.
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ON THE SURFACE, IT APPEARS
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THEY'RE DOING EVERYTHING BY THE
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BOOK.
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>> WHAT ELSE?
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>> THE MOST CONFUSING THING TO
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US IS THIS YOUNG MAN
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PRESENT AT DETHKLOK'S RECENT
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PUBLIC APPEARANCE.
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>> WHAT DO WE KNOW ABOUT HIM?
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>> ALL WE KNOW IS THAT HE'S BEEN
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IN AND OUT OF FOSTER HOMES FOR
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THE LAST 14 YEARS OF HIS LIFE
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AND NOW IS VERY CLOSE TO
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DETHKLOK.
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THEY CALL HIM FAT KID,
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OR FATTY.
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>> IS DETHKLOK MAKING TOO MUCH
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MONEY?
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WELL, TO SOME, THAT WOULD BE A
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RATHER COMFORTABLE PROBLEM.
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AS THE TAX SEASON DRAWS TO A
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CLOSE, THE BIGGEST BAND IN
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SHOWBIZ--
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>> WELL, THEY'RE RIGHT.
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WE DID IT AGAIN.
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WE MADE TOO MUCH MONEY.
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SO, I'M GOING TO NEED YOU GUYS
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TO PAY EXTRA SPECIAL ATTENTION
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TODAY BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO
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HAVE TO--
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>> MY GOD.
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THESE THINGS ARE AMAZING.
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CHECK IT OUT.
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I'M AN EYE DOCTOR.
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>> CAN YOU PLEASE GIVE ME THE
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LASER POINTER?
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IT DOES NOT BELONG TO YOU.
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>> HEY, WAIT YOUR TURN.
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>> HEY, POINT THAT INTO MY EYES
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AGAIN.
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AH!
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YEAH!
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IT'S AWESOME!
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>> POINT THE LASER BEAMS AT MY
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TOO EYE.
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OH!
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COOL.
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>> DUDE, CHECK IT OUT.
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IF YOU PRESS REALLY HARD ON YOUR
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EYES, IT'S AWESOME, DUDE.
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>> OH!
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AWESOME!
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>> YEAH!
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BUT CHECKS THIS OUT.
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I CAN FORCE ALL THE BLOODS TO MY
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FACE AND GIVES MYSELF A REAL
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COOL BLOWJOB!
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THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!
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>> HE MEANS NOSE BLEED,
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NOT BLOWJOB.
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IDIOT.
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>> OK, THAT'S GREAT.
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COUPLE OF THINGS ABOUT THE
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CHARITY EVENT REAL QUICK NOW.
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FIRST, I'M SORRY.
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WHO IS THAT FAT KID?
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>> DON'T PLAY DUMB.
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YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS.
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>> I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THAT IS.
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WHO THE HELL IS THAT?
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>> UH, HELLO.
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THAT'S OUR SON.
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>> YEAH, WE ADOPTED HIM
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FOR CHARITY.
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>> I'M SORRY, HOW IS THAT FOR
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CHARITY?
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>> THAT WE ARE HIS FOSTER
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FATHERS.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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THAT'S FOR CHARITY...
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RIGHT?
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>> NO, NATHAN.
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THAT'S NOT DONATING MONEY TO
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ORGANIZATIONS.
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THAT'S...
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THAT DOESN'T HELP OUR TAX
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SITUATION.
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>> SERIOUSLY?!
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>> YEAH.
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CAN YOU GIVE HIM BACK?
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>> HEY, THAT'S A CRAPPY THING TO
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SAY, BUT, NO, I DON'T THINK WE
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CAN.
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WE TRIED.
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>> WELL...
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LET'S TALK ABOUT THE BIG SHOW.
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YOU GUYS ARE PERFORMING AT THE
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UNITED CELEBRITIES OF THE WORLD
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FOUNDATION WITH THE LONDON
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PHILHARMONIC.
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KIND OF A BIG DEAL.
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LONDON PHILHARMONIC, BLAH BLAH.
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THE DONATION WILL GO TO
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PHARMACEUTICAL RESEARCH.
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>> WHAT KIND OF PHARMACEUTICAL
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RESEARCH?
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>> WELL, I'M NOT SURE.
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IT DOESN'T SAY.
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>> HAVE THOSE GUYS CURED
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ANYTHING?
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>> UH...
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NO, IT SAYS HERE.
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NO.
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THEY HAVE NOT.
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>> OK.
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SHOULDN'T THEY HAVE CURED AT
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LEAST ONE DISEASE?
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>> WELL, IT DOESN'T MATTER.
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ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW IS THAT IF
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YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR MONEY,
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YOU DO THIS SHOW.
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>> SEE, THAT MAKES MORE
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SENSE TO US.
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SAY--JUST SAY THAT FROM NOW ON.
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>> WELL, WE'RE NOT GONNA DO IT
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UNLESS WE HAVE A BIG LASER LIGHT
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SHOW THING AT WHATEVER THAT
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THING IS YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
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GOT IT?!
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>> THAT'S FINE.
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HONESTLY, THE MORE EXPENSIVE
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THIS THING IS, THE MORE YOU CAN
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WRITE OFF.
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>> THAT'S LET'S HAVE A
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MOTHER-LASER-[BLEEP]-LIGHT SHOW
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THEN, OK?
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>> I JUST SAID IT WAS FINE.
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>> WELL, THEN LET'S STILL DO
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THAT.
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>> [SNORTING]
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[BURP]
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[PLAYING SPEED METAL]
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[FEEDBACK]
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>> HEY.
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WE GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO.
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CAN YOU PLEASE CONTAIN YOUR SON?
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>> OH, MY SON!
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HE'S YOUR SON, TOO!
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>> THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
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HE GOTS NO REGAMBLENCE TO ME.
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>> HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO,
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DOUCHE BAG.
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HE'S ADOPTED!
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[CRASH]
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>> I THOUGHT WE AGREED TO NEVER
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TELL HIM HE'S ADOPSTED.
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>> DUDES, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG
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WITH THIS GUY?
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HE CAN'T STAND STILL.
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>> MAYBE HE GOTS TO GO OUTSIDE
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AND GOES TO THE
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B-A-S-T-H-R-O-H-M-N-S-E.
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>> HEY, FATTY DING DONG,
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YOU WANT TO TAKE IT EASY ON THE
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HORSING AROUND?!
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YOUR DADDIES GOTTA REHEARSE FOR
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A CHARITY EVENT.
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT A CHARITY
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EVENT IS?
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[GRUNTS]
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OH, DAMN IT!
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GET THAT FAT LITTLE SON OF A
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BITCH!
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[CRASH]
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>> [SQUEALS]
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>> DON'T KILL HIM!
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LEAVE HIM ALONE!
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HE'S MY SON!
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>> I'M NOT, YOU IDIOT!
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I'M USING HUG THERAPY.
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I READ SOMEWHERE IT'S SUPPOSED
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TO CALM 'EM DOWN.
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[GRUNTS]
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OH, DEAR SWEET LORD.
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I THINK HE JUST USED THE
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RESTROOM IN HIS SHORTS.
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I GUESS HE DID HAVE TO GO
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OUTSIDE.
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>> NO, FATTY.
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NO GOING TO THE BATHROOM INSIDE!
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ONLY OUTSIDE!
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UGH.
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THERE'S GOTTA BE A BETTER WAY TO
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CALM HIM DOWN.
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[DOGS BARKING]
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>> THIS IS RATHER UNORTHODOX,
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I SHOULD TELL YOU.
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>> YEAH, BUT YOU SEE, WHEN I WAS
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A KID, WE HAD THIS DOG.
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HE WAS A REAL RASCALLY GOOFBALL.
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AND, WELL, YOU KNOW, WE NEUTERED
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HIM.
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SO, THAT SEEMED TO DO THE TRICK.
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SO, YOU KNOW, WHAT DO YOU DO?
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>> YOU MAY NOT HAVE TO ACTUALLY
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NEUTER HIM.
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MAYBE IT'S HIS DIET.
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WHAT ARE YOU FEEDING HIM?
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>> HANKBOIRGERS, YOU KNOW.
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POPSICLE, YOU KNOW.
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REGULAR STUFF.
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CHOCOLATE.
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YOU KNOW, HE LOVES CHOCOLATE.
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LOTS OF--OH, HE HAS CHOCOLATE
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BUNNY RABBITS.
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HA HA.
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HE EATS OFF THE EARS FIRST, YOU
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KNOW.
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>> WELL, IF YOU GAVE HIM
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SOMETHING WITH A LITTLE LESS
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SUGAR, MAYBE HE'D CALM DOWN.
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>> OH, BUT HE LOVES EATING THAT
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CRAP.
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WHAT ARE WE--WE CAN'T JUST TAKE
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THAT AWAY FROM HIM.
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WHAT, ARE WE NAZIS?
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JUST, YOU KNOW, NEUTER HIM.
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>> YOU KNOW, OK, FINE.
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FINE.
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NO, IT'S FINE.
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ALL RIGHT, I'LL DO IT.
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FINE.
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>> GREAT.
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THANK--THANK YOU, DOCTOR.
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>> HEY, GOOFBALL,
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LOOK WHO'S ALL NEUTERED.
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YOU ARE!
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YEAH, YOU'RE NEUTERED, HUH,
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GOOFBALL.
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YEAH.
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WHO'S A NEUTERED GUY?!
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>> HE'S SCRAMBLING AWAY.
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GET HIM!
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>> [SNORTS]
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>> [SCREAMING]
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MAMA MIA!
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[BIRDS CAWING]
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YOU KNOW, I'M STARTING TO GET
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SICK OF THIS FATHERHOODS THING.
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AND WHY ARE WE THE ONES THAT
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ALWAYS GET STUCK FEEDING HIS FAT
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ASS?
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I THINK THEY RACIST OR
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SOMETHING.
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>> WELL, IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE
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EASY, TOKI.
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EAT YOUR FOOD, FATTY DING DONG,
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BECAUSE DADDY'S GOING TO TAKE
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YOU TO THE CHARITY SHOW TO SEES
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DADDYS PLAY.
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HE'S NOT LISTENING.
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I DON'T KNOW, TOKI.
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FATHERHOOD IS A STRANGE BIRD.
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SO MUCH RESPONSIBILITY
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AND WHAT ARE THE REWARDS, HUH?
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>> I SUPPOSE I FEEL A SENSE OF
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PRIDE KNOWING I HELP RAISE HIM.
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SO, THERE'S THAT.
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HERE'S A BUCKET OF HANKBOIRGERS
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AND A COUPLE OF BIG GULPS AND
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CRAP, YOU FAT TITS!
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>> [SNORTING]
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>> TRY NOT TO CHOKE,
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YOU FAT TUB OF [BLEEP].
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WE LOVES YOU.
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>> THE BIGGEST CHARITY EVENT
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THUS FAR IN THE HISTORY OF THE
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WORLD--THE UNITED CELEBRITIES
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FOUNDATION EVENT STARING
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DETHKLOK WITH SPECIAL GUEST THE
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LONDON PHILHARMONIC.
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EXPERTS SAY THAT THEY WILL RAISE
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AN ESTIMATED $20 MILLION FROM
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THIS NIGHT ALONE.
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>> THAT'S A FUN LASER BEAM,
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HUH, PAL?!
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>> [CHEERING]
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[ORCHESTRA PLAYING]
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[KLAXON RINGING]
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>> ♪ I WANT TO KEEP MY MONEY
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AND GIVE AWAY ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
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TO THE GOVERNMENT
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WHO REGULATES MY SPENDING
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AND OBLITERATES DEPENDING ON
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WHAT TIME OF THE YEAR
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BRUTALITY IS NEAR
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IN THE FORM OF INCOME TAX ♪
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>> [SCREAMING]
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>> WELL, FATTY,
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THATS WAS NOT GREAT BACK THERE
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HOW YOU KILLED AN ENTIRE
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ORCHESTRA.
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>> LOOKS COOL, BUT IT DOES NOT
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REFLECTS ON US VERY WELL.
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FATTY DING DONGS, WE'S WOULD
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LIKES TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU,
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FATHERS TO SON.
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>> NOW, WE KNOW IT'S TOTALLY
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YOUR FAULT THAT THE LONDON
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PHILHARMONIC WAS SLICED IN HALF
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BY A LASER BEAM.
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AND WE KNOW THAT YOU'RE SORRY.
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WE KNOW THAT.
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BUT I GUESS...
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HMM.
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I GUESS WE'D KIND OF HOPED THAT
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YOU'D USE BETTER JUDGMENT, YOU
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KNOW.
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YOU KNOW, AND AS YOUR FATHERS,
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WE LIKE TO...
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>> OH, HE AT MY [BLEEP]
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SHOES, THE LITTLE BASTARD!
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HE ATE MY CIVIL WAR SHOES!
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THEY ARE [BLEEP] IRREPLACEABLE
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CIVIL WAR SHOES,
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YOU FAT SON OF A BITCH!
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>> GUYS, I KNOW HE'S OUR SON,
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BUT WE CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS.
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>> I THINK I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE
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ALL TRYING TO SAY.
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I UM...
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I THINK WE HAVE TO BUILD A SPACE
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HELICOPTER.
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>> UH, WELL, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
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BUT I THINK I MAY HAVE A BETTER
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IDEA.
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>> LOOK.
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THERE HE GOES.
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HE IS FREE FINALLY.
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>> THAT FAT BEAUTIFUL SONS OF A
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BITCH WILL BE BETTER OFF THERE.
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[CAT HISSING, SCREECHING]
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>> OH, HE'LL BE FINE.
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HE'S FAT.
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♪ I WANT TO KEEP MY MONEY
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AND GIVE AWAY ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
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TO THE GOVERNMENT
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WHO REGULATES MY SPENDING
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AND OBLITERATES DEPENDING ON
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WHAT TIME OF THE YEAR
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BRUTALITY IS NEAR
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IN THE FORM OF INCOME TAX
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I'D RATHER TAKE
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A [BLEEP] AX
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TO MY FACE
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BLOW UP THIS PLACE
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WITH YOU ALL IN IT
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I'D DO IT IN A MINUTE
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IF I COULD WRITE OFF YOUR MURDER
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I'D SAVE ALL OF MY RECEIPTS ♪
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