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ALL: Reunion! Reunion!
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Reunion! Reunion! Reunion!
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Reunion! Reunion! Reunion!
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Reunion! Reunion!
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CHARLIE: Go! Chug, chug, chug!
(guys cheer)
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MAC: Whoo!
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SWEET DEE: Yes!
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Fight song! Go!
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Fight song!
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ALL: ♪ "Let's go to the downtown..."
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♪ Is our motto show DENNIS:
♪ Let's go, St. Joe's ♪
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♪ Go, St. Joe's! ♪
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Screw it.
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That's a stupid song.
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Oh, man, this reunion is
going to be awesome, dude.
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I am going to fire into that
school, and it is gonna
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propel me back into the mid-'90s when
Dennis Reynolds was a golden god.
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Yeah. Oh, I'm so excited to show
these douche bags my new back.
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No brace, fools! Baby got back!
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♪ Oh-oh, baby got back. ♪
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Dee, what are you doing?
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Baby, got back.
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You know that one.
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Sir Mix-a-Lot.
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♪ Baby got... ♪
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Sir Mix-a-Lot was not talking
about women whose backs have
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recovered from horrific
spinal disorder.
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He was talking about gorgeous black women
and their big beautiful black butts.
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FRANK: Black butts are good.
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Whatever.
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They're good, right?
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Guess what. Baby got back, and
I can't wait to shove it
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into these fools' faces,
so let's get going.
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Whatever. I don't give a shit.
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Let's just do what we always did
before every school-sponsored
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event and let's...smash 'em up?
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Let's smash 'em up!
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Oh... Smash 'em up!
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Sync & corrected by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Hey, right?
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I got these.
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I get an atomic wedgie.
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It's not gonna happen, dude.
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We're adults now.
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I'm not taking any
risks here, all right?
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And if it does happen, I'm gonna
get high, I'm gonna go to the
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bathroom, I'm gonna huff stuff.
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No, Charlie, you don't have to
do things like that anymore.
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You don't need to huff shit or eat weird
things to get people to like you.
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Nah, I think he does.
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You guys were pretty much
nothing in high school.
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If he wasn't the class clown and
you didn't sell drugs, you'd
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definitely be nothing; nobodies.
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Well, if shit happens, I'm
going directly to Plan B.
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We're not gonna have
to do Plan B, okay?
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You know, I'm gonna come right
out and say that I'm not
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doing Plan B regardless of
what happens with you guys.
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I'm only here for Plan B.
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Oh, shit.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Faculty or alumni?
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Neither one.
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Well, you can't go in.
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No, but we're friends.
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We're buddies.
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We hang out together.
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We do everything together.
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I don't care.
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Okay, look, I'm gonna go inside
because, Frank, I can't
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have you ruining this for me.
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But what am I gonna do?
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I don't know!
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Hang out in the parking lot and
drink beer till we're done.
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We smashed all the beers.
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Oh, no, actually, I have a few more.
You guys want one?
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You can't bring those inside.
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Well, then guess what.
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All right.
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Smash 'em up!
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(all laugh)
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All right, turkey.
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See ya, Frank.
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See ya, jerk jerky.
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Oh, yeah, baby, this is great.
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This brings me back.
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I'm anxious, I'm excited, I
can't wait to see the waitress.
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Charlie, give it a rest.
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I know, but we've been clicking lately.
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This is gonna be a good night for us.
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Like, remember how she was
the coolest girl in school?
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What are you talking about?
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No.
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Well, she was definitely the
prettiest girl in school.
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She was not. She was not, no.
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Maybe the most forgettable
girl in school.
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Yeah, which, by the way, is the worst
thing you could be in high school.
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Totally insignificant.
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Either way, good feelings
are gonna get sparked up.
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I'm gonna see her, she's gonna see me.
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You guys, you guys, you guys.
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What?
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Brad Fisher. Brad Fisher.
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He is not gonna be happy to see
me after that present I gave him.
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Uh, what present?
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Oh, the box of hornets.
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Ooh, that acne really
came back, didn't it?
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Yeah, it sure did.
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The guy looks like shit.
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Mm-hmm.
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All right, I tell you what.
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Why don't you guys sneak past him, and
Mac and I will pick up the name tags.
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Really?
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How does that sound?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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We'll meet you inside.
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Okay.
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All right, go, go, go.
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All right, come on.
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Hey, hey, hey, it's
Brad Fisher, all right!
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How you doing, buddy?
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BRAD: Not great.
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Oh, yeah, well, the acne definitely
came back in full force.
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Yeah.
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That's a shame, but I have products
that will clear that acne up, man.
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It's not acne, actually.
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No, no, it's hornet scars.
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Ooh! Ouch. Yikes.
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I don't think I have any products that'll,
that'll take care of hornet scars.
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That's more of a...
Plastic surgery situation.
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Yeah, plastic surgery
would do it, though.
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Yeah.
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But lasers... Lasers would do it.
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They'd blast those monsters...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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You guys seen Charlie around?
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Charlie Kelly?
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Yeah.
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No.
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No, we don't, we don't
associate with him anymore.
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All right, I'm gonna take off.
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Okay.
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Messy.
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Ooh-hoo-hoo.
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Let's stay out of that.
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Yeah, let's stay out of that.
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Let's just grab our name tags, huh?
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I don't see 'em over here.
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Oh, here we go.
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Okay, we got Charlie, we got
Dee, I got myself right there.
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Yeah.
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And, uh, I'm not seeing yours.
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Yeah, I grabbed mine already.
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It's in my pocket.
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Oh, did you grab it?
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Yeah.
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Oh, okay, well, pop it on.
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Uh, I'm probably not gonna wear mine.
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I mean, who wears a name tag, right?
That's not cool.
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I'm gonna wear mine.
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I'm seeing everybody else wearing their
name tags, so just pop that on, buddy.
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Nobody calls me this anymore.
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And I feel like it's
gonna confuse people.
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It's not, because everybody
called you that in high school,
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so pop it on because it's
definitely a rule and they're
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not gonna let you inside without it.
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It's been so long.
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It's probably not even
my name legally anymore.
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You're gonna have to pop it on.
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(sighs) Okay.
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(heart pounding)
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Good. Well, okay, Ronald McDonald.
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Don't call me that.
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Well, it's your name.
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So, Ronald, I'm gonna take a
little lap around, get people
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abuzz about my presence at the reunion.
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And I'll meet up with
you guys later, okay?
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(chuckles)
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No one, no one calls me... ♪
♪
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Is he looking?
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Who? That guy?
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Yes, is he looking at my back rig now?
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Do you see the waitress anywhere?
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Come on. Shut up.
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He's not looking at your back, Dee.
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Are you sure?
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Why are you so obsessed with this guy?
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It's Adriano Calvaniste, Charlie.
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It's the guy who coined the
name "Aluminum monster."
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Really? That's him?!
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Yes.
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That's cool.
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I want to meet him.
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You have met him, Charlie.
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He called you Dirtgrub and
he made you eat spiders.
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Oh, that guy!
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Yeah.
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Oh, he was, like, so cool.
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He was, like, way above me.
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Yeah, him and his cronies
all thought that they were
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way above you and everybody else,
but I've got a plan to get revenge.
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I'm gonna sew myself
into their inner circle.
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Cool. How you gonna do that?
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Well, I'm gonna lure 'em in
with my good looks, and then
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as far as I remember, all you
really got to do to get in with
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that crowd is be really
cruel to people.
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Right.
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So I'm gonna gain their trust and when
the moment's right, I'm gonna strike.
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Oh, cool, all right.
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I'm doing it for us, Charlie.
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Oh, okay. Thanks. Yeah.
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Mm-hmm. Is it, is it him?
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He's coming over.
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All right, do you see a spider I can eat?
I can eat a spider.
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No, stop. Charlie, keep your
mouth shut, keep your...
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ADRIANO: Hey, um, excuse me, but
aren't you the aluminum monster?
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Yes. I mean, no.
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People don't call me
that anymore, but yeah.
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Nor should they.
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I mean, wow, you've, uh,
you've really transformed.
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You look great.
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Really?
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Mm-hmm.
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Thanks.
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Hey, Dirtgrub.
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How are you?
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That's so cool.
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You're so cool, Adriano.
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Yeah.
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Hey, um, why don't you smell this?
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Well, it's probably poisonous, right?
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Probably, but, you
know, smell it anyway.
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Should-should I smell it?
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Smell it.
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Come on.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, Charlie!
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What are you doing, dude?
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Oh, he wanted me to smell a pen,
and I was going to smell
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the pen, because it's Adriano...
You don't have to do that anymore.
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Hey, Ronald McDonald, right?
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No, no.
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For your information,
nobody calls me that.
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Right, right.
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What did we call you?
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Ronnie the Rat.
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Ronnie the Rat, yeah, I
remember, yeah, yeah.
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Why did we call him that anyway?
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'Cause he was a nark and a
tattletale, and he became the
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main drug dealer when he told
on the other main drug dealer.
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Right, yeah, yeah, I remember.
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Well, looks like the rat got a
little too much cheese, huh?
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Fat.
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That's not funny.
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I put on mass.
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We eat a lot of cheese.
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We eat a lot of cheese.
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To put on mass.
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Didn't you also give
everybody ringworm?
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No, no.
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That was a rumor.
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I only gave ringworm to Charlie.
263
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I got it from my dog Poppins,
and then Charlie and I were
264
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wrestling every day because
we were trying out for the
265
00:07:50,355 --> 00:07:53,290
wrestling team, and then, you know, we
just sort of passed it back and forth.
266
00:07:53,292 --> 00:07:56,359
We passed it back and forth...
Although then we did try out
267
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for the wrestling team, and then
I do think a couple of the guys
268
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got it on the team, so yeah,
you're right, you're right.
269
00:08:00,299 --> 00:08:03,866
Wow, yeah, yeah, no, that is really gross.
I mean, that is...
270
00:08:03,868 --> 00:08:05,668
Yeah, that's about as low as it gets.
271
00:08:05,670 --> 00:08:07,871
They probably still have it,
'cause they're so gay together.
272
00:08:07,873 --> 00:08:08,771
Totally.
273
00:08:08,773 --> 00:08:11,874
Hey, Dee, why don't you come back to
our table-- you know, have a drink?
274
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Oh, yeah, okay.
275
00:08:12,610 --> 00:08:13,242
Yeah?
276
00:08:13,244 --> 00:08:14,243
That sounds cool.
277
00:08:14,245 --> 00:08:16,278
See you later, Dirtgrub
and Ronnie the Rat.
278
00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:19,981
Hope you suck each other's rotten
peckers until you get mouth cancer.
279
00:08:19,983 --> 00:08:21,116
Mouth cancer.
280
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Can I come to the table?
281
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No!
282
00:08:23,287 --> 00:08:25,520
For some reason, homophobia, it's
just, it's awesome to these
283
00:08:25,522 --> 00:08:26,821
guys. I'm sewing myself in.
284
00:08:26,823 --> 00:08:27,822
I'm doing this for us, okay?
285
00:08:27,824 --> 00:08:29,457
What the hell is she talking about?
286
00:08:29,459 --> 00:08:31,125
She's going to strike
when the moment's right.
287
00:08:31,127 --> 00:08:32,059
She's doing it for us, dude.
288
00:08:32,061 --> 00:08:33,060
Really?
289
00:08:33,062 --> 00:08:33,895
Yeah.
290
00:08:33,897 --> 00:08:34,495
Did you thank her?
291
00:08:34,497 --> 00:08:36,330
Of course I thanked her, absolutely.
292
00:08:36,332 --> 00:08:37,331
Oh, what's up, boys?
293
00:08:37,333 --> 00:08:37,898
Hey.
294
00:08:37,900 --> 00:08:39,433
All right, I got your name tags.
295
00:08:39,435 --> 00:08:40,368
Oh.
296
00:08:40,370 --> 00:08:41,736
Hey, did you get on Mac about his?
297
00:08:41,738 --> 00:08:44,304
Yeah, he's got... It's not that...
It's not funny.
298
00:08:44,306 --> 00:08:45,105
That's so funny.
299
00:08:45,107 --> 00:08:47,407
Adriano came over,
blasted him about it.
300
00:08:47,409 --> 00:08:48,008
Oh he did?
301
00:08:48,010 --> 00:08:48,942
Oh, good, oh good.
302
00:08:48,944 --> 00:08:51,043
So Adriano's probably going
to tell everybody about it.
303
00:08:51,045 --> 00:08:52,478
That's going to get
around the whole reunion.
304
00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:53,779
It'll get going round
and round and round.
305
00:08:53,781 --> 00:08:54,279
Probably not.
306
00:08:54,281 --> 00:08:55,147
Probably getting old already.
307
00:08:55,149 --> 00:08:57,716
So listen, guys, this is where
we part ways, all right?
308
00:08:57,718 --> 00:09:00,319
So do do not talk to me for the
rest of the night, and know that
309
00:09:00,321 --> 00:09:01,920
I won't be talking to you,
because you lower my stock.
310
00:09:01,922 --> 00:09:02,621
You guys get it.
311
00:09:02,623 --> 00:09:05,391
I'm going to go post up one of
these tables around here, let my
312
00:09:05,393 --> 00:09:07,594
loyal subjects come and kiss my ring.
313
00:09:07,596 --> 00:09:11,273
Listen, don't laugh when
people make fun of me.
314
00:09:20,641 --> 00:09:22,307
Yo, Stash.
315
00:09:22,309 --> 00:09:23,075
Stash.
316
00:09:23,077 --> 00:09:24,158
What's up, brother?
317
00:09:24,199 --> 00:09:24,876
Dennis.
318
00:09:24,878 --> 00:09:25,945
Sit down, man.
319
00:09:25,947 --> 00:09:27,746
Let's catch up a little bit.
320
00:09:27,748 --> 00:09:30,082
Okay, all right, I'll
catch you later, man.
321
00:09:30,084 --> 00:09:32,418
Hey, if you see any of the old crew,
let them know I'm posted up over here.
322
00:09:32,420 --> 00:09:34,287
I don't think they know I'm-- I'm here.
323
00:09:34,289 --> 00:09:35,088
Dennis.
324
00:09:35,090 --> 00:09:35,889
What are you...?
325
00:09:35,891 --> 00:09:39,225
I snuck right by that security prick.
326
00:09:39,227 --> 00:09:41,228
Look, I got myself a name tag.
327
00:09:41,230 --> 00:09:42,562
I'm Nicki Potnick.
328
00:09:42,564 --> 00:09:44,598
Remember the time he crashed
my car into the tree?
329
00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:47,000
He went crazy and the tire went down...
We had such a good time.
330
00:09:47,002 --> 00:09:49,302
Okay, Frank, first off, Nicki
Potnick is a girl, okay?
331
00:09:49,304 --> 00:09:51,404
And secondly, she's not 65 years old.
332
00:09:51,406 --> 00:09:52,638
I don't want to talk to you.
333
00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:53,472
I don't want to be around you.
334
00:09:53,474 --> 00:09:54,439
Go find Mac and Charlie.
335
00:09:54,441 --> 00:09:54,973
Go, go, go.
336
00:09:54,975 --> 00:09:56,975
Why-- why are you sitting
at a table with no people?
337
00:09:56,977 --> 00:09:57,875
I thought you were cool.
338
00:09:57,877 --> 00:09:58,909
I am cool.
339
00:09:58,911 --> 00:09:59,643
I'm the coolest kid here.
340
00:09:59,645 --> 00:10:02,012
I'm just, you know, posting up,
and they're going to come to me.
341
00:10:02,014 --> 00:10:02,979
I don't know what's going on.
342
00:10:02,981 --> 00:10:04,481
MAUREEN: Hello, Dennis.
343
00:10:04,483 --> 00:10:05,548
Whoa.
344
00:10:05,550 --> 00:10:06,349
Oh, goddamn.
345
00:10:06,351 --> 00:10:07,617
You're late on your alimony.
346
00:10:07,619 --> 00:10:09,786
Can we not talk about
alimony payments right now?
347
00:10:09,788 --> 00:10:10,753
We're at our reunion.
348
00:10:10,755 --> 00:10:12,522
Didn't think you'd run
into your ex-wife, huh?
349
00:10:12,524 --> 00:10:15,057
No, I didn't think about it, Maureen,
because I don't think about you.
350
00:10:15,059 --> 00:10:15,625
Really?
351
00:10:15,627 --> 00:10:16,192
No.
352
00:10:16,194 --> 00:10:17,761
What do you think about this?
353
00:10:17,763 --> 00:10:21,697
Oh, it wafted over here.
354
00:10:21,699 --> 00:10:24,533
The dead tooth-- it spurted
in my nose, it stinks.
355
00:10:24,535 --> 00:10:25,468
What is that supposed to be?
356
00:10:25,470 --> 00:10:27,336
That's where your monthly
payments are going.
357
00:10:27,338 --> 00:10:28,804
That's a diamond tooth, Dennis.
358
00:10:28,806 --> 00:10:30,138
A dead tooth, Maureen.
359
00:10:30,140 --> 00:10:31,506
With a diamond in it.
360
00:10:31,508 --> 00:10:33,642
Put a diamond on anything
that's dead, and it's still
361
00:10:33,644 --> 00:10:34,976
dead, Maureen. It's rotting.
362
00:10:34,978 --> 00:10:35,977
Get it out of your face.
363
00:10:35,979 --> 00:10:37,545
Look, I don't want to talk
about these things, all right?
364
00:10:37,547 --> 00:10:39,747
I don't want to talk to old men
who are pretending to be women,
365
00:10:39,749 --> 00:10:41,549
and-and ex-wives, all right?
366
00:10:41,551 --> 00:10:43,517
I can't be seen like this.
367
00:10:43,519 --> 00:10:45,286
Hello, bitches.
368
00:10:45,288 --> 00:10:46,186
Oh, for...!
369
00:10:46,188 --> 00:10:48,856
That's right, I'm off the wagon.
370
00:10:48,858 --> 00:10:49,590
Yeah.
371
00:10:49,592 --> 00:10:50,625
You know what, Dennis?
372
00:10:50,627 --> 00:10:53,028
I went to go find my name tag--
they didn't have one for me.
373
00:10:53,030 --> 00:10:54,062
Oh, really?
374
00:10:54,064 --> 00:10:56,865
All right, see you later.
375
00:10:56,867 --> 00:11:00,302
Yeah, I went to go find my name
tag-- they didn't even have one.
376
00:11:00,304 --> 00:11:03,106
It's like-- it's like
what, I never existed?
377
00:11:03,108 --> 00:11:04,474
I mean, who cares though, right?
378
00:11:04,476 --> 00:11:06,241
'Cause it's high school.
379
00:11:06,243 --> 00:11:08,243
Who cares?
380
00:11:15,986 --> 00:11:17,786
(laughing)
381
00:11:17,788 --> 00:11:19,354
Me, too.
382
00:11:19,356 --> 00:11:20,288
Here we go, grab it.
383
00:11:20,290 --> 00:11:21,256
Oh, yes!
384
00:11:21,258 --> 00:11:26,027
Shots for everybody. Shots for the cool...
Oh, Rickety Cricket, everybody.
385
00:11:26,029 --> 00:11:27,495
Look at this.
386
00:11:27,497 --> 00:11:29,264
Rickety, rickety, rickety.
387
00:11:29,266 --> 00:11:32,034
(blubbering)
388
00:11:32,036 --> 00:11:33,068
(all laughing)
389
00:11:33,070 --> 00:11:34,236
Rickety Cricket!
390
00:11:34,238 --> 00:11:35,738
Cricks, how are you?
391
00:11:35,740 --> 00:11:38,140
All cleaned up huh,
except for that tooth.
392
00:11:38,142 --> 00:11:40,509
Well, actually it's Father Mara again.
393
00:11:40,511 --> 00:11:41,410
Is it?
394
00:11:41,412 --> 00:11:44,213
I cleaned up, yes, and I was
welcomed back into the cloth.
395
00:11:44,215 --> 00:11:45,715
God had a plan for me.
396
00:11:45,717 --> 00:11:48,051
Took me into a deep valley, but
now I'm soaring on eagle's
397
00:11:48,053 --> 00:11:49,285
wings, so praise Him.
398
00:11:49,287 --> 00:11:50,653
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
399
00:11:50,655 --> 00:11:51,321
All that, street rat.
400
00:11:51,323 --> 00:11:52,155
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
401
00:11:52,157 --> 00:11:55,158
So I tell you what, Crick,
should I put my balls on your
402
00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:56,193
chin now or later, huh?
403
00:11:56,195 --> 00:11:57,728
Huh, huh?
404
00:11:57,730 --> 00:11:59,129
Down the hatch, everybody.
405
00:11:59,131 --> 00:12:01,932
Down the hatch, everybody...
but you, Father.
406
00:12:01,934 --> 00:12:05,203
All right, well, nonetheless, I
say to you peace, peace be to
407
00:12:05,205 --> 00:12:06,004
you, Deandra, okay?
408
00:12:06,006 --> 00:12:06,771
That's weird.
409
00:12:06,773 --> 00:12:08,640
And peace be to you, my lady.
410
00:12:08,642 --> 00:12:12,211
And to you, my son, peace be to you.
411
00:12:12,213 --> 00:12:13,979
To you.
412
00:12:13,981 --> 00:12:17,784
Hey, hey, everybody, remember me?
413
00:12:17,786 --> 00:12:19,386
Probably not.
414
00:12:19,388 --> 00:12:21,688
Sat behind you in Spanish, remember?
415
00:12:21,690 --> 00:12:24,458
Sat... sat right next
to you in Algebra one.
416
00:12:24,460 --> 00:12:25,259
Who the hell is that?
417
00:12:25,261 --> 00:12:25,892
Oh, I don't know.
418
00:12:25,894 --> 00:12:27,394
I've never seen her before in my life.
419
00:12:27,396 --> 00:12:29,328
Dee. Dee, you know me, Dee.
420
00:12:29,330 --> 00:12:30,262
I know Dee.
421
00:12:30,264 --> 00:12:31,664
Me and Dee, we go way back.
422
00:12:31,666 --> 00:12:34,900
Bad choice on the dress,
know what I mean?
423
00:12:34,902 --> 00:12:36,367
I know you, bitch.
424
00:12:36,369 --> 00:12:37,804
I know you, bitch.
425
00:12:37,806 --> 00:12:39,606
Oh, hey.
426
00:12:39,608 --> 00:12:43,777
More shots, more shots, more shots,
more shots, more shots, more shots.
427
00:12:43,779 --> 00:12:44,878
I'm the queen of the night.
428
00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:47,915
I'm the queen of the night,
right, cool table?
429
00:12:47,917 --> 00:12:50,918
♪ ♪
430
00:13:01,329 --> 00:13:04,631
Wow, I just shook your dead tooth wife.
431
00:13:04,633 --> 00:13:07,067
I mean, I had to wash
my hands and face.
432
00:13:07,069 --> 00:13:08,702
I am trying to shake you, Frank.
433
00:13:08,704 --> 00:13:09,837
It just smells so bad.
434
00:13:09,839 --> 00:13:10,705
Please go away from me.
435
00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:11,839
Please get away.
436
00:13:11,841 --> 00:13:13,341
Yo, Dennis.
437
00:13:13,343 --> 00:13:15,209
Oh, shit.
438
00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:17,011
It's Tim Murphy. Son of a bitch.
439
00:13:17,013 --> 00:13:17,845
Who's Tim Murphy?
440
00:13:17,847 --> 00:13:20,882
Tim Murphy is the asshole
that slept with my prom date.
441
00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:22,951
Dennis Reynolds, what's up, man?
442
00:13:22,953 --> 00:13:24,452
Oh, hey, Tim.
443
00:13:24,454 --> 00:13:25,486
This is my wife Christie.
444
00:13:25,488 --> 00:13:27,121
Dennis and I used to be
really good friends.
445
00:13:27,123 --> 00:13:28,589
Oh, hi. Nice to meet you.
446
00:13:28,591 --> 00:13:29,924
Nicki Potnick.
447
00:13:29,926 --> 00:13:31,124
Shut up.
448
00:13:31,126 --> 00:13:32,125
Oh, hey, honey?
449
00:13:32,127 --> 00:13:33,026
Yeah?
450
00:13:33,028 --> 00:13:34,094
Let's go dance.
451
00:13:34,096 --> 00:13:35,228
Why don't you go ahead.
452
00:13:35,230 --> 00:13:36,162
I'm going to hang for a bit.
453
00:13:36,164 --> 00:13:37,530
Oh, okay.
454
00:13:37,532 --> 00:13:39,065
Nice to meet you both.
455
00:13:39,067 --> 00:13:42,001
Oh. Va-va-voom.
456
00:13:42,003 --> 00:13:43,936
Anyhow, I saw you
standing over here alone.
457
00:13:43,938 --> 00:13:45,838
I wanted to invite you
over to our table.
458
00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:48,441
Oh, I won't be going
anywhere with you, Tim.
459
00:13:48,443 --> 00:13:49,342
Okay, why?
460
00:13:49,344 --> 00:13:53,346
Don't you play coy with
me, you little bitch.
461
00:13:53,348 --> 00:13:57,484
I'm going to stay right here, and I'm
going to wait for my minions to swarm me.
462
00:13:57,486 --> 00:14:00,021
And swarm they will, Tim.
463
00:14:00,023 --> 00:14:01,890
Alone you'll be.
464
00:14:01,892 --> 00:14:02,824
Ha.
465
00:14:02,826 --> 00:14:07,095
Such sad little games we play.
466
00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:09,264
Right, Tim?
467
00:14:09,266 --> 00:14:11,365
Right.
468
00:14:11,367 --> 00:14:13,901
Same old Dennis Reynolds.
469
00:14:13,903 --> 00:14:15,168
You look good, Nicki.
470
00:14:15,170 --> 00:14:16,336
Thank you, Tim!
471
00:14:16,338 --> 00:14:17,303
Mm.
472
00:14:17,305 --> 00:14:18,004
Thank you.
473
00:14:18,006 --> 00:14:18,972
Seems like a nice guy.
474
00:14:18,974 --> 00:14:20,073
He's not. Go!
475
00:14:20,075 --> 00:14:21,807
Go away from me!
476
00:14:25,732 --> 00:14:27,033
We just got to get our mojo back.
477
00:14:27,035 --> 00:14:27,700
Yeah.
478
00:14:27,702 --> 00:14:29,402
Get some drinks in us, and...
Confidence, yeah.
479
00:14:29,404 --> 00:14:31,151
Six beers, for the two of us, please.
480
00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:33,407
Drink tickets for the
two of us, please.
481
00:14:33,409 --> 00:14:34,208
Oh, all right.
482
00:14:34,210 --> 00:14:35,243
Here.
483
00:14:35,245 --> 00:14:36,244
Dude, this is only four.
484
00:14:36,246 --> 00:14:38,213
That's all they gave us, bozo.
485
00:14:38,215 --> 00:14:40,882
Well, that's only two per person, bozo.
486
00:14:40,884 --> 00:14:44,886
Well, how am I supposed to get drunk
off of only four beers? I, I...
487
00:14:44,888 --> 00:14:47,956
Is there any way you can work something out?
Or... Two tickets per person, guy.
488
00:14:47,958 --> 00:14:49,123
I didn't ask you, pretty boy.
489
00:14:49,125 --> 00:14:51,225
It's a conversation between
me and the longhair.
490
00:14:51,227 --> 00:14:51,926
Okay.
491
00:14:51,928 --> 00:14:53,961
None for him, or the fat bitch.
492
00:14:53,963 --> 00:14:54,895
(laughing)
493
00:14:54,897 --> 00:14:55,829
You making this about weight?
494
00:14:55,831 --> 00:14:56,830
He's gained a lot of weight.
495
00:14:56,832 --> 00:14:58,965
I'm not going to take some
shit from some bartender.
496
00:14:58,967 --> 00:14:59,966
You're a bartender.
497
00:14:59,968 --> 00:15:00,700
He doesn't know that!
498
00:15:00,702 --> 00:15:02,436
Hey, did you guys see
Ronald McDonald's his name?
499
00:15:02,438 --> 00:15:03,437
(laughing)
500
00:15:03,439 --> 00:15:04,438
Hey!
501
00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:05,472
Eight beers, my friends.
502
00:15:05,474 --> 00:15:06,307
What's up, buddy?
503
00:15:06,309 --> 00:15:07,675
How are you? Boom!
504
00:15:07,677 --> 00:15:08,342
Hey, buddy.
505
00:15:08,344 --> 00:15:09,009
Whoa.
506
00:15:09,011 --> 00:15:10,545
I thought it was only two per person!
507
00:15:10,547 --> 00:15:12,614
The, uh, computer lab printed
out like a hundred of them.
508
00:15:12,616 --> 00:15:14,215
Way more than I need.
509
00:15:14,217 --> 00:15:14,916
That's awesome.
510
00:15:14,918 --> 00:15:15,684
Can we get a few of them?
511
00:15:15,686 --> 00:15:17,052
No. No way.
512
00:15:17,054 --> 00:15:18,520
I, I'm sorry I brought it up, man.
513
00:15:18,522 --> 00:15:19,188
Yeah.
514
00:15:19,190 --> 00:15:20,589
Hey, Adriano, can I get
some more of those tickets?
515
00:15:20,591 --> 00:15:21,924
Yeah, you bet. Here.
516
00:15:21,926 --> 00:15:22,591
Help yourself.
517
00:15:22,593 --> 00:15:23,259
Awesome.
518
00:15:23,261 --> 00:15:23,926
Son of a bitch!
519
00:15:23,928 --> 00:15:24,726
He just gave them to that guy.
520
00:15:24,728 --> 00:15:28,330
Well, that guy's cool, so...
Okay, I got an idea, man.
521
00:15:28,332 --> 00:15:29,964
I got a, I got an
excellent plan, Charlie.
522
00:15:29,966 --> 00:15:32,199
We're going to get everything we
need, we're going to get our
523
00:15:32,201 --> 00:15:33,934
confidence back, and we're going
to fire back into this room.
524
00:15:33,936 --> 00:15:34,634
You ready?
525
00:15:34,636 --> 00:15:35,301
Okay, good.
526
00:15:35,303 --> 00:15:35,969
Here we go.
527
00:15:35,971 --> 00:15:36,703
I want those guys to like us.
528
00:15:36,705 --> 00:15:37,537
Follow my lead.
529
00:15:37,539 --> 00:15:38,538
Okay.
530
00:15:38,540 --> 00:15:39,705
Adriano made fake tickets.
531
00:15:39,707 --> 00:15:40,673
Those tickets are fake!
532
00:15:40,675 --> 00:15:41,440
Don't rat on him!
533
00:15:41,442 --> 00:15:43,843
But he made fake ones, and he
gets to drink and we don't.
534
00:15:43,845 --> 00:15:45,511
That's not fair!
535
00:15:45,513 --> 00:15:46,512
Bro, I'm sorry.
536
00:15:46,514 --> 00:15:48,747
If those are fake, you can't
get any of these beers.
537
00:15:48,749 --> 00:15:49,448
Come on.
538
00:15:49,450 --> 00:15:50,115
(Mac laughs)
539
00:15:50,117 --> 00:15:50,916
You got in trouble.
540
00:15:50,918 --> 00:15:52,017
You got in trouble!
541
00:15:52,019 --> 00:15:53,752
Wow. Ronnie the Rat strikes again, huh?
542
00:15:53,754 --> 00:15:55,520
Thanks a lot, douchebag.
543
00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:56,388
You're the worst, Dirtgrub.
544
00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:57,055
Yeah.
545
00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:59,191
I didn't have anything to do...
Don't sell me out.
546
00:15:59,193 --> 00:15:59,891
See what you did, man?
547
00:15:59,893 --> 00:16:01,426
We're supposed to be on
the same team, Charlie.
548
00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:02,427
Aw... see, high school sucks!
549
00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:03,128
You know what?
550
00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:05,096
I'm going to go to the bathroom,
I'm going to find stuff to huff,
551
00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:05,796
I'm going to get high.
552
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,932
If I'm the Dirtgrub, I'm going
to be the Dirtgrub.
553
00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:10,001
(Mac sighs in exasperation)
554
00:16:10,003 --> 00:16:11,869
We're going to go into Plan B.
555
00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:16,106
Because I brought Dee's old back
brace, and I got it in the car.
556
00:16:16,108 --> 00:16:18,675
So, we can implement... Not now, Frank!
557
00:16:18,677 --> 00:16:22,379
A little rehearsal or something.
558
00:16:22,381 --> 00:16:24,081
No, Charlie, dude, you
don't have to do this.
559
00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:25,015
We can find another way.
560
00:16:25,017 --> 00:16:25,749
Yes, I do!
561
00:16:25,751 --> 00:16:27,351
I'm just the Dirtgrub, okay?
562
00:16:27,353 --> 00:16:29,453
Everyone wants the Dirtgrub,
I'll give 'em the Dirtgrub.
563
00:16:29,455 --> 00:16:31,055
I'll get high, I'll get sad.
564
00:16:31,057 --> 00:16:32,056
People can laugh at me.
565
00:16:32,058 --> 00:16:33,124
I hate high school, man.
566
00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:35,927
Charlie, Charlie, don't put the
bleach and the ammonia together!
567
00:16:35,929 --> 00:16:37,630
It's going to knock
the shit out of you.
568
00:16:37,632 --> 00:16:39,264
Don't tell me how to
mix my own inhalants!
569
00:16:39,266 --> 00:16:40,499
I know how to do inhalants.
570
00:16:40,501 --> 00:16:42,134
Charlie, it's going to
knock you unconscious.
571
00:16:42,136 --> 00:16:43,869
Okay, I know how to do
my own inhalants, okay?
572
00:16:43,871 --> 00:16:47,038
I don't need that from... God.
573
00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:47,939
Whoops-a-daisy.
574
00:16:47,941 --> 00:16:48,607
That's it.
575
00:16:48,609 --> 00:16:49,308
All right.
576
00:16:49,310 --> 00:16:51,743
Well, let's just wait till he wakes
up, and then we'll... Oh, wow.
577
00:16:51,745 --> 00:16:53,011
What do we got here?
578
00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:56,681
Ronnie the Rat and, uh...
Hey, look, everyone, Nicki
579
00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:57,615
Potnick made it to the reunion.
580
00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:58,282
(laughing)
581
00:16:58,284 --> 00:16:59,083
Hello.
582
00:16:59,085 --> 00:17:00,918
Looks like you had a rough
couple of years, there, Nicki.
583
00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:03,321
Uh, yeah. I'm a guy now.
584
00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:05,323
Mm. Right. Yeah.
585
00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:06,824
What are you guys doing, perving
out on Dirtgrub over there?
586
00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:08,226
Yeah, probably.
587
00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:10,628
That's what these gay guys do, they just...
knock each other
588
00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:14,165
out with poppers, and then find
some kinda rabies-infested
589
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:16,401
rodent to tickle each
other's taints with.
590
00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:17,703
(laughing)
591
00:17:17,705 --> 00:17:20,172
No. No, that's not what
we're doing, all right?
592
00:17:20,174 --> 00:17:21,273
We are grown adults.
593
00:17:21,275 --> 00:17:23,275
We are respected businessmen now.
594
00:17:23,277 --> 00:17:26,145
You did kind of rat me out there, Ronnie, so...
Yeah, so, I guess it's time
595
00:17:26,147 --> 00:17:27,880
to pay the piper, Rat.
596
00:17:27,882 --> 00:17:30,416
And, uh... old man I don't know.
597
00:17:30,418 --> 00:17:31,417
Whoa! No, no!
598
00:17:31,419 --> 00:17:32,551
What the hell are...?!
599
00:17:32,553 --> 00:17:33,886
(yelling)
600
00:17:33,888 --> 00:17:34,587
Ah!
601
00:17:34,589 --> 00:17:36,155
Ow!
602
00:17:36,157 --> 00:17:40,492
I've been waiting a long time for this.
603
00:17:40,494 --> 00:17:41,894
You know me!
604
00:17:41,896 --> 00:17:44,330
Oh, God!
605
00:17:44,332 --> 00:17:46,667
I'm a grown, goddamn man!
606
00:17:46,669 --> 00:17:48,769
(yelling)
607
00:17:51,039 --> 00:17:53,240
♪ ♪
608
00:17:53,242 --> 00:17:55,643
You should stay away from those people.
609
00:17:55,645 --> 00:17:59,246
I mean, they-they will ruin your
life like they tried to ruin mine.
610
00:17:59,248 --> 00:18:00,514
Oh!
611
00:18:00,516 --> 00:18:03,518
You guys just missed something
so awesome that we did.
612
00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:04,952
Heed my warning.
613
00:18:04,954 --> 00:18:06,287
Hey, how you guys doing?
614
00:18:06,289 --> 00:18:08,389
Yeah. I'm here.
615
00:18:08,391 --> 00:18:09,757
Can you believe I came to this thing?
616
00:18:09,759 --> 00:18:12,026
Yeah, I was posted up over there, I
guess you guys probably didn't see me.
617
00:18:12,028 --> 00:18:12,693
No, we saw you.
618
00:18:12,695 --> 00:18:13,494
Oh, did you?
619
00:18:13,496 --> 00:18:15,528
Oh, okay, well...
no reason to be intimidated.
620
00:18:15,530 --> 00:18:16,262
You know?
621
00:18:16,264 --> 00:18:18,031
I'm a human being, after all.
622
00:18:18,033 --> 00:18:19,766
You know, just a... just a man.
623
00:18:19,768 --> 00:18:20,633
Actually, we're good.
624
00:18:20,635 --> 00:18:22,535
Uh, no, Tim. We're not good.
625
00:18:22,537 --> 00:18:24,304
And you're definitely not good,
because you haven't had the
626
00:18:24,306 --> 00:18:26,706
chance to hang out with me yet.
627
00:18:26,708 --> 00:18:29,409
Um... my wallet's missing.
628
00:18:29,411 --> 00:18:31,510
Oh my God, my necklace is missing.
629
00:18:31,512 --> 00:18:33,112
Come on!
630
00:18:33,114 --> 00:18:34,513
My gold chain's gone.
631
00:18:34,515 --> 00:18:37,082
Have you seen my necklace?
632
00:18:37,084 --> 00:18:38,083
Oh, my.
633
00:18:38,085 --> 00:18:39,617
And with all the security.
634
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:42,053
The fact you even need it...
Wait a second, Mara.
635
00:18:42,055 --> 00:18:43,388
What is that around your neck?
636
00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:45,290
Hmm?
637
00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:48,294
Oh, that's, uh... probably just a ar that...
What the hell?
638
00:18:48,296 --> 00:18:50,696
Ah.
639
00:18:50,698 --> 00:18:53,133
(people exclaiming)
640
00:18:53,135 --> 00:18:54,534
Ah!
641
00:18:54,536 --> 00:18:55,702
I've sinned!
642
00:18:55,704 --> 00:18:57,738
My God, you are covered in ringworm.
643
00:18:57,740 --> 00:18:58,772
It's her fault.
644
00:18:58,774 --> 00:18:59,773
She told me she loved me.
645
00:18:59,775 --> 00:19:02,042
We were supposed to
be together forever.
646
00:19:02,044 --> 00:19:03,043
Calm down, Cricks.
647
00:19:03,045 --> 00:19:03,877
What's he talking about?
648
00:19:03,879 --> 00:19:04,711
Dee, were you two together?
649
00:19:04,713 --> 00:19:06,246
No! Me, with him?
650
00:19:06,248 --> 00:19:08,249
I... what are you, crazy? No!
651
00:19:08,251 --> 00:19:11,519
Yeah, I told him I loved him once,
but that was like four years ago.
652
00:19:11,521 --> 00:19:13,254
You two probably have
ringworm together, don't you?
653
00:19:13,256 --> 00:19:14,188
No!
654
00:19:14,190 --> 00:19:15,956
No, of course I don't have ringworm!
655
00:19:15,958 --> 00:19:16,790
No no no, stay away from me!
656
00:19:16,792 --> 00:19:19,559
To think I was going to let you jack me off...
Wait wait... you were?
657
00:19:19,561 --> 00:19:20,727
Unbelievable.
658
00:19:20,729 --> 00:19:21,795
Get this asshole out of here.
659
00:19:21,797 --> 00:19:22,729
Come on.
660
00:19:22,731 --> 00:19:23,764
No, no!
661
00:19:23,766 --> 00:19:24,598
Come on, move, come on.
662
00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:26,600
Hey, you know I don't
have ringworm, right?
663
00:19:26,602 --> 00:19:27,234
You guys.
664
00:19:27,236 --> 00:19:27,968
No, we don't have ringworm.
665
00:19:27,970 --> 00:19:28,669
I don't have ringworm.
666
00:19:28,671 --> 00:19:29,436
No, no, we're cool!
667
00:19:29,438 --> 00:19:31,891
Yeah, we're like the... Oh, really?
668
00:19:32,011 --> 00:19:34,168
Oh, son of a bitch.
669
00:19:34,288 --> 00:19:36,111
(sighs)
670
00:19:36,113 --> 00:19:41,741
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