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[TV static drones]
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[bright tone]
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[festive music]
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♪ ♪
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- ♪ I know a place we can go
once a year ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ On the magical street
filled with holiday cheer ♪
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[camera shutter clicks]
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- Whoo-ooh!
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Look at that.
Sitting on Santa's lap.
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Yes.
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You're gonna be
the number one elf.
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You're his number one elf.
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[sighs]
Whoo!
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Hey, Gloria,
why you dragging behind, man?
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Come on, let's go.
Show some hustle.
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God, we gonna miss
all the good deals.
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I swear to God,
every time I turn around,
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it's like you damn got lost
staring off into space.
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Fuckin' space cadet.
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All right, look here, Harmon.
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Now, you gonna pick out
your own gift today.
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None of this guessing shit.
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I ain't gonna let Santa Claus
take all the credit neither.
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Now, the gift you get today--
look at me, son--
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is from your daddy.
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Now, we can go anywhere
in this entire mall.
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We can go to Chess King,
we can go to Sam Goody's,
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we can go to The Body Shop.
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You name it.
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[sighs]
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Well, we can get a pet
at the shelter for free
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instead of supporting
this puppy-mill shit.
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[puppy yapping]
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Are you a cat boy
or a dog boy, Harmon?
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Some people might think
they're both,
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but you got to be
one or the other.
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Now, that's just a fact.
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Now, which one are you?
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Aw, he a cat boy.
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Gloria, go to the back
and get the manager.
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You gonna buy Harmon
a cat today.
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Trust me, he's gonna need it.
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Go.
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You like them kittens?
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- Beep beep.
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- Yeah, beep beep, buddy.
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Hey, Harmon, look here.
Look at me.
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Now, son,
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you're always gonna remember
this Christmas.
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But no matter what,
I will always be your daddy.
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Always.
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Just like these
genuine pair of Oakleys,
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there is no substitute
for the original.
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You hear me?
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Come here.
[puppies yapping]
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Oh, yeah.
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You got the goods, boy.
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I love you, son.
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[somber whistling]
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♪ ♪
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You wait right here
for your mama.
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♪ ♪
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- ♪ Praise ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Praise ♪
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- [groans]
I'm already so anxious.
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Your family's so fucking
tedious to deal with, BJ.
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- What? Tedious?
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They only visit, like,
once a year.
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- Still, it's too much.
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This is not
what I envisioned for myself.
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In-laws.
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I always thought I would marry
a orphan with a dead family
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so I didn't have to deal
with this shit.
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- Being married
is learning to compromise.
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You know, I'm getting baptized
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even though
I'm not 100% solid on it
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because I know
how important it is
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to you and your family.
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- You are killing me
right now.
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Not 100% solid?
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BJ, I organized
a massive celebration.
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I got a DJ
coming in from Vegas.
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My daddy's gonna
baptize you personally.
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What, now you're having doubts?
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Inviting weird people?
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- "Weird people"?
You mean my family?
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- Why are they even coming, BJ?
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They're fucking
filthy atheists.
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- They're intellectuals.
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People of reason
and science.
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I mean, part of it, I'm sure,
is morbid curiosity,
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but for the most part,
they support me.
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They're good folks, Jude.
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- Well, it is not ideal
that your mom is a divorcée
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and that Ken is just a stepdad.
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- My biological father
was abusive.
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We left in the middle
of the night in 1990.
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You know that.
- I know. I know.
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I'm just saying wishes.
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- Well--
- BJ!
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- KJ!
- Oh, my son, I've missed you.
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Hugs.
- Hey.
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- Aww.
Hey, Ken, looking good.
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- BJ--
- Fucking kidding me.
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- Looking better than good.
Oh, my God.
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- Hey, Ken.
Sup, dog?
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- These are
lovely accommodations.
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- Well, we just wanted
you guys to be comfy.
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- I mean, we probably
could have stayed
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in a couple of the 14 bedrooms
at your mansion, but--
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- Oh, actually, KJ,
you couldn't have,
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'cause we have guests
right now.
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My uncle and his wife.
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- Crazy to spend money
on lodging.
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I mean, just two people?
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- Well, it is
just two people, Ken,
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but my uncle's wife
is special needs.
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Yeah, she's basically
a feral person.
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And she's also pregnant.
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So y'all want to give them
their space.
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- Yeah.
- Pregnant, ooh.
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Maybe it'll rub off
and give you two
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some baby fever.
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- Oh, Mom, stop.
- Oh, you can go fuck yourself.
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- Baby fever isn't real.
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- Still would have been nice
to stay
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at the infamous
Gemstone compound.
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- You're at a baptism.
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It's not a vacation,
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where, like, you stand around
and gawk at things.
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You wouldn't expect
to look at shit
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if this was a circumcision.
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If BJ was getting
his dick cut off,
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you wouldn't be all, like,
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"Hey, we want
to stay in your house."
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You'd be like,
"This is important.
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This is about God."
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Same diff.
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Pretty great hotel, huh?
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[country rock music]
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- Oh!
- Bam!
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- Oh, my God!
[laughs]
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- Hit that sweet spot.
- Whoo!
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- Boy, we have been having
some epic hangs, huh?
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- Oh, we sure have.
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With each hang, stronger
and stronger bonds, huh?
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[both chuckle]
- It's funny,
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'cause a business relationship
enhances a friendship,
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'cause then there's respect
and admiration.
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- Yeah, I ain't proud of this,
but some of my regular friends,
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like the ones
we don't do deals with,
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I don't know,
I just feel myself thinking
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they're dumb.
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Eh, not dumb.
That's not PC.
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I just feel sorry for them.
- Mm-hmm.
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- I don't think you need
to feel sorry for them.
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You know, maybe they're
just dealing with things
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outside of their control.
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- You know, that's true.
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You never know
what somebody's going through.
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You know, whether it's
financial troubles
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or family cock blocks.
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- Right.
- Who wants to look
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at some pool shapes for Zion's?
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I know I do. Bam!
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Infinity pool,
old-school kidney bean--
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- Lyle--Lyle, uh, look.
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I'll admit, there is nothing
in this world
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I would rather do than discuss
pool shapes with you,
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but, uh...
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I just feel like I gotta tell
y'all something first.
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- Hey, Jesse, are you crying?
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- No.
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Well, concerning the money,
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it looks like Amber and I
are falling a little short
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of what we need
for the Zion's investment.
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I don't think
we can pull it off.
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- You don't have $10 million?
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- The Gemstones are worth,
like, 600 million.
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I looked it up on Bing.
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- That's my daddy.
That's not us.
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I mean, one day it will be,
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but sadly, right now it is not.
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- He's not helping?
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Did you ask him?
- Oh, yeah.
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He's trying
to teach me a lesson,
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telling me I gotta
figure it out on my own.
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- Well, this genuinely sucks,
Jesse!
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You told us you were in.
You gave us your word.
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- You promised a commitment.
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- Let me ask your dad
for the money.
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- He'll say yes to Lyle.
- No, it won't work.
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It's not gonna work.
- Well, you ask him again.
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- Well, I already
asked him bunches.
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It's--
- Damn it, man!
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Joe Jonas and his wife
were just telling me
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how cool they thought you were.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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This is so disappointing, man.
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We got along so good
with y'all.
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- Well, that doesn't need
to change, does it?
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I mean, we can still remain
on this pathway
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to becoming very close friends.
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We'll catch y'all
on the next investment dealio.
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We would love that.
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- There isn't another one.
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This is the only one, Jesse.
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See you in the car, baby.
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- Do y'all think you can cover
two beers and some peanuts?
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I think peanuts are free.
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- Who wants to go
on a mission?
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In 15 hours, we shall walk
the Judean Desert
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just as our Messiah did
more than 2,000 years ago.
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Away from civilization,
away from betrayers
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who cheat on mamas.
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I'm talking 40 days
and 40 nights, y'all!
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Can I get a JC?
all: JC!
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- Can I get a JC?
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all: JC!
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[hard rock music]
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- God Squad.
Let's move.
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- ♪ Time to move on
to a better place ♪
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♪ I'll soon find my home ♪
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♪ No, you cannot stop me now ♪
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♪ I am on my way ♪
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- Martin.
What's the meaning of this?
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- Eli received your email,
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and he says
you are not permitted
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to take a jet to Israel.
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- Shh. Martin.
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Martin, what is the deal,
my dude?
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- BJ's baptism is tomorrow,
and you are expected to attend.
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- Oh, shut up.
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Okay, that is asinine.
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This whole deal is just
Judy kissing Daddy's butt.
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You know this.
- Oh, I'm sorry, Kelvin.
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- No, Martin, come on.
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Hey, I know
that I'm your favorite.
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You just missed us, right?
You just missed us.
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Let my people go...to Israel.
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- No jets.
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- Yeah, jets.
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- No, Kelvin, no.
- Yes, yes.
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- No...jets.
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- Hey. Hi, there.
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[humming]
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♪ Misbehavin' ♪
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[car beeps]
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Aw, what the hell?
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- Maniac Kid.
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[tense music]
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- Are you talking to me?
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- I have a message
from my boss.
256
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That's the state fruit
of Tennessee
257
00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:17,658
right there, old timer.
258
00:10:17,742 --> 00:10:19,493
- Oh, I know a tomater
when I see one.
259
00:10:19,577 --> 00:10:21,746
- Smooshed.
260
00:10:21,829 --> 00:10:22,705
You get the message?
261
00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:23,998
- Well, the message
is a little vague,
262
00:10:24,081 --> 00:10:26,500
but I think I get
the general idea.
263
00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:29,045
- Well, let me
spell it out for you then.
264
00:10:29,128 --> 00:10:31,213
You hurt my boss's feelings
real bad.
265
00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:32,173
And he's not the kind of guy
266
00:10:32,256 --> 00:10:33,716
that likes to have
hurt feelings.
267
00:10:33,799 --> 00:10:36,260
- Oh, I don't know anybody
that likes hurt feelings.
268
00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:38,054
Do you?
269
00:10:38,137 --> 00:10:41,098
- [growls]
- [howls]
270
00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:44,560
You ain't a bad heel, son.
271
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:47,021
That growl needs work, though.
272
00:10:47,104 --> 00:10:49,065
- He wants an apology.
273
00:10:49,148 --> 00:10:51,734
You're gonna give him one.
274
00:10:51,817 --> 00:10:53,361
- Okay.
275
00:10:53,444 --> 00:10:55,738
Tell Junior I am very sorry,
276
00:10:55,821 --> 00:10:58,574
but he can go fuck hisself.
277
00:10:58,657 --> 00:11:05,623
♪ ♪
278
00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:10,753
- Now, listen up, everybody.
279
00:11:10,836 --> 00:11:12,588
I'm gonna tell y'all a story.
280
00:11:12,671 --> 00:11:16,759
♪ There is a fountain
filled with blood ♪
281
00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:21,097
♪ Drawn from Emmanuel's veins ♪
282
00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:25,643
♪ And sinners plunged
beneath that flood ♪
283
00:11:25,726 --> 00:11:29,814
♪ Lose all their
guilty stains ♪
284
00:11:29,897 --> 00:11:34,235
♪ Lose all
their guilty stains ♪
285
00:11:34,318 --> 00:11:38,489
♪ Lose all their
guilty stains ♪
286
00:11:38,572 --> 00:11:39,949
♪ And sinners plunged... ♪
287
00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:41,409
- Hi, good to see you.
288
00:11:41,492 --> 00:11:42,993
- [speaks indistinctly]
- Thank you.
289
00:11:43,077 --> 00:11:47,581
- ♪ Lose all their
guilty stains ♪
290
00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:49,583
♪ ♪
291
00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:54,130
♪ When this poor
lisping, stammering tongue ♪
292
00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:58,092
♪ Lies silent in the grave ♪
293
00:11:58,175 --> 00:12:02,805
♪ Then in a nobler,
sweeter song ♪
294
00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:07,518
♪ I'll sing thy power to save ♪
295
00:12:07,601 --> 00:12:10,062
Hi! Amen, amen.
296
00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:11,230
Thank you.
297
00:12:11,313 --> 00:12:15,109
That's off my brand-new
hit album, "Lightning Round."
298
00:12:15,192 --> 00:12:18,904
In stores everywhere.
Also available for download.
299
00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:20,322
Wow.
300
00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:24,326
Today is the day that TJ
is gonna be born again.
301
00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:25,619
Can I get an amen?
302
00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:27,872
all: Amen!
303
00:12:27,955 --> 00:12:28,956
- [laughs]
304
00:12:29,039 --> 00:12:31,500
Now, who's ready
to meet TJ 2.0?
305
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,461
[cheers and applause]
- BJ.
306
00:12:36,213 --> 00:12:37,631
- Whoo!
307
00:12:38,757 --> 00:12:40,676
- I don't understand this.
308
00:12:40,759 --> 00:12:42,678
Okay? I cleared it all.
309
00:12:42,761 --> 00:12:45,973
- Well, you're on here,
plus one.
310
00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:49,685
- Yeah?
- But these 17 boys aren't.
311
00:12:49,768 --> 00:12:50,769
- First the planes,
now this.
312
00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:52,188
What the fuck
are we even doing?
313
00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:54,607
- Everyone is getting in.
314
00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:57,693
Okay? Trust.
315
00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:02,781
Keefe.
You are my plus one.
316
00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:03,782
Enter.
317
00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:05,159
Gather little-to-no-carb
finger foods
318
00:13:05,242 --> 00:13:06,327
to nourish the men.
319
00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:08,829
Find a service entrance
to sneak them through.
320
00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:09,914
Await my word.
321
00:13:09,997 --> 00:13:13,501
- Today we join together
with the people we love
322
00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:15,711
to witness Benjamin Jason
323
00:13:15,794 --> 00:13:20,549
declare his commitment
to our Lord, Jesus Christ.
324
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,009
BJ, come on down, son,
325
00:13:22,092 --> 00:13:24,136
and join the kingdom of God.
326
00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:25,763
[soft music playing]
327
00:13:25,846 --> 00:13:28,557
- ♪ Butterflies ♪
328
00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:34,104
♪ Butterflies, they start
as caterpills ♪
329
00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:39,360
♪ And the caterpills,
they change into butterflies ♪
330
00:13:39,443 --> 00:13:42,696
♪ That's why Jesus died ♪
331
00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:46,408
♪ To take all
of our Earthly sins away ♪
332
00:13:47,284 --> 00:13:51,372
♪ When a man outgrows ♪
333
00:13:51,455 --> 00:13:56,585
♪ The family of his origin ♪
334
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:59,421
♪ And they've no place
in his life ♪
335
00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:01,799
♪ 'Cause he's different now ♪
336
00:14:01,882 --> 00:14:05,261
♪ He's got to show them how ♪
337
00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:11,225
♪ They need to see
and just go away ♪
338
00:14:11,308 --> 00:14:12,935
♪ ♪
339
00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:15,312
[whispers] Butterflies.
340
00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:17,231
- Would you like
to say anything?
341
00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:21,110
- Thank you all
for witnessing my journey.
342
00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:25,531
I was an afraid man,
but now I'm brave and strong.
343
00:14:25,614 --> 00:14:29,076
- Do you accept Jesus Christ
into your heart,
344
00:14:29,159 --> 00:14:31,787
as your savior?
- Yes, I do.
345
00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:37,293
[coughing]
346
00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:39,628
- Okay.
- [coughing]
347
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:40,963
- We got you.
348
00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:45,676
- Introducing
BJ "The Christian" Barnes!
349
00:14:45,759 --> 00:14:48,679
[cheers and applause]
350
00:14:48,762 --> 00:14:50,639
- ♪ Eight ♪
351
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,474
♪ Seven ♪
352
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:54,310
♪ Six, five ♪
353
00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:55,728
♪ Four, three, two, one ♪
354
00:14:55,811 --> 00:14:58,814
["Instant Replay"
by Dan Hartman playing]
355
00:14:58,897 --> 00:15:03,611
♪ ♪
356
00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:07,281
- ♪ You set my lips on fire ♪
357
00:15:07,364 --> 00:15:11,035
♪ You won the key
to my heart ♪
358
00:15:11,118 --> 00:15:13,954
♪ You've got a special way
to move me... ♪
359
00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:15,789
- I'm so proud of you,
sugar baby.
360
00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:17,666
- I'm on cloud nine.
- [chuckles]
361
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,710
- Thank you for the honor, Eli.
362
00:15:19,793 --> 00:15:23,297
I'm gonna go slip into
some special baptism duds.
363
00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:25,799
- Hey, don't you dry
that hair, though.
364
00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:28,636
People want to see it.
That's proof.
365
00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:33,891
Well, you're really
phoning it in today,
366
00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:35,059
aren't you?
- Excuse me?
367
00:15:35,142 --> 00:15:36,101
- Come on, Daddy.
368
00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:38,354
You're being all mopey
and weird out there.
369
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:39,855
We're not even getting fun Eli.
370
00:15:39,938 --> 00:15:42,149
We're getting
emo, low-energy Eli.
371
00:15:42,232 --> 00:15:45,277
It must be so hard
to act like you're having fun.
372
00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:46,987
Guess you'd rather
be chasing skirts
373
00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:48,781
than supporting your daughter
on her big day.
374
00:15:48,864 --> 00:15:50,324
- Huh, here I was
375
00:15:50,407 --> 00:15:53,285
thinking it was your husband's
big day this whole time.
376
00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:55,162
Did BJ even want
to get baptized?
377
00:15:55,245 --> 00:15:56,372
- Yes.
378
00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,249
I told him to, so yes.
379
00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:03,379
["Waiting For a Star to Fall"
by Boy Meets Girl playing]
380
00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:06,548
- ♪ I hear your name
whispered on the wind ♪
381
00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:11,845
♪ It's a sound
that makes me cry ♪
382
00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:14,723
♪ I hear a song
blow again and again ♪
383
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:20,062
♪ Through my mind
and I don't know why ♪
384
00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:23,649
♪ I wish I didn't feel
so strong about you ♪
385
00:16:23,732 --> 00:16:27,695
♪ Like happiness and love
revolve around you ♪
386
00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:31,156
♪ Trying to catch your heart ♪
387
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:36,328
♪ Is like trying
to catch a star ♪
388
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:40,541
♪ So many people
love you, baby ♪
389
00:16:40,624 --> 00:16:41,875
♪ That must be what you are ♪
390
00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:44,962
- Eli. Eli, here I am.
391
00:16:45,045 --> 00:16:47,131
Eli Gemstone.
Hey, hey, hey.
392
00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:50,259
♪ There's a fountain
filled with blood ♪
393
00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:52,469
[laughs]
394
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:53,637
That was a great song,
wasn't it?
395
00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:55,055
Brought the house down.
- Yes, sir, it was.
396
00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:56,223
- You loved it, didn't you?
- I did.
397
00:16:56,306 --> 00:16:57,307
- Yes.
398
00:16:57,391 --> 00:16:58,600
You know, I'm on
the Christian pop charts now.
399
00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:00,728
- I know,
you keep reminding me.
400
00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:02,563
How are you feeling, darlin'?
401
00:17:02,646 --> 00:17:05,149
- Great. I'm due any day now.
- You sure are.
402
00:17:05,232 --> 00:17:06,984
That's why I'm surprised
you traveled.
403
00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:08,736
- Well, there'd be
a lot of upset folks
404
00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:10,404
if old Baby Billy
didn't make it.
405
00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:12,531
'Sides, this
is a family baptism.
406
00:17:12,614 --> 00:17:15,117
I couldn't miss that.
Now, that's way too important.
407
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,745
- It's a goddamn joke
is what it is.
408
00:17:19,329 --> 00:17:20,456
- Hey, Tiff, you know what?
409
00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:21,582
Give me and Eli a minute.
410
00:17:21,665 --> 00:17:23,459
We got some men's business
to discuss.
411
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:24,710
Why don't you go
back over there
412
00:17:24,793 --> 00:17:25,961
and take some more pictures?
413
00:17:26,044 --> 00:17:27,963
Here, take these wings,
will you?
414
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,631
And don't fly off, now.
415
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:31,300
Go over there
and look cute, now.
416
00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:33,302
Get that baby in focus.
417
00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:35,345
[both chuckle]
418
00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:36,805
All right.
What's going on, old boy?
419
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,766
- I just got a lot
on my mind.
420
00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:40,225
- Well, fair enough.
421
00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:41,977
That's the funny thing
about life, you know?
422
00:17:42,060 --> 00:17:43,979
Its ups and downs.
423
00:17:44,062 --> 00:17:45,314
I mean, look at me.
424
00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:48,984
I mean, I'm on the way up,
and you on the way down.
425
00:17:49,067 --> 00:17:50,110
- I'm not on my way down.
426
00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:51,945
- Oh, you are,
a little bit, Eli.
427
00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:52,946
You know, but it don't matter.
428
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:54,823
Here we are, just kind of
meeting in the middle.
429
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:57,117
Just two chiefs sitting
inside of a tepee,
430
00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:59,036
just equals talking.
431
00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:00,788
- I'm glad you're doing well.
432
00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:01,830
That's a real blessing,
433
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,624
with the new baby coming
and all.
434
00:18:03,707 --> 00:18:06,627
You got a chance
to do it right this time.
435
00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:08,170
Don't do him
like you did Harmon.
436
00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:10,005
- Don't go mentioning
that name.
437
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:15,135
I never told Tiff
that I had another son.
438
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:16,512
And now's not the time
to bring it up
439
00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:19,181
since I got
a brand-new son on the way.
440
00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:20,641
- Very thoughtful of you.
441
00:18:20,724 --> 00:18:22,559
- I was not
the best daddy to Harmon,
442
00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:24,019
but we live, and we learn.
443
00:18:24,102 --> 00:18:25,354
I mean, things
are going good for me now.
444
00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:27,523
I got a brand-new son
on the way.
445
00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:30,526
And I don't need my old son
fucking it up.
446
00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:32,986
You know, if this--
if this new one's born
447
00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:34,321
while we're here on this visit,
448
00:18:34,404 --> 00:18:36,949
you on the hook
for financial support, right?
449
00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:38,492
- That's not how it works.
- Oh, yes.
450
00:18:38,575 --> 00:18:40,702
It's just like them migrants do
with them anchor babies.
451
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:43,247
- Just take care
of your own responsibility.
452
00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:44,832
- You are one temperamental
son of a gun.
453
00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:46,834
You know that?
454
00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:50,128
It was a joke, Eli.
Chill out, man.
455
00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:56,885
Everything goes
over his fucking head.
456
00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:58,929
What a dick.
457
00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:03,725
- Dr. Gemstone?
This is just beautiful.
458
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:05,519
The pageantry of it all.
459
00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:07,229
- It's all Judy's doing.
460
00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:09,106
I'm just happy we were invited.
461
00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:10,858
Unlike the wedding.
462
00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:12,067
- Isn't that the truth?
463
00:19:12,150 --> 00:19:14,069
I would have loved
to go to Disney World.
464
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,237
- But this is great.
465
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:16,530
I mean, not just the party,
466
00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:18,866
but what a fascinating
ceremony.
467
00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:20,868
I have never been
to anything like that.
468
00:19:20,951 --> 00:19:23,161
- Well, the water's
still warm.
469
00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:25,038
You're welcome
to be baptized next.
470
00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:26,164
- [laughs]
- No, no, no, no.
471
00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:27,416
- No way.
472
00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:29,293
- We're secular people.
473
00:19:29,376 --> 00:19:31,920
- Agnostic.
- Left of center progressive.
474
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,255
- They're from Asheville,
Daddy.
475
00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:34,756
They hate God.
476
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:37,092
- Well, God loves them, Judy.
477
00:19:37,175 --> 00:19:38,802
Uh, well, maybe someday.
478
00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:40,596
- Not very likely.
479
00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:43,932
[Pretty Poison's "Catch Me
I'm Falling" playing]
480
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:48,061
- ♪ So catch me,
I'm falling, baby ♪
481
00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:52,149
♪ Hold onto my love ♪
482
00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:54,192
♪ Catch me, I'm falling ♪
483
00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:56,737
♪ ♪
484
00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:59,740
- What kind of baptism
is this?
485
00:19:59,823 --> 00:20:01,575
I mean, she's acting
like it's a wedding.
486
00:20:01,658 --> 00:20:02,743
- Yeah, of course she is.
487
00:20:02,826 --> 00:20:04,202
She thinks this is gonna
make up for not inviting Daddy
488
00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:05,537
to her real wedding.
489
00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:08,332
- Eli's gonna waste
his money on this
490
00:20:08,415 --> 00:20:11,126
and not invest in a timeshare
with the Lissons?
491
00:20:11,209 --> 00:20:12,252
- Look at him over there,
492
00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:14,296
thinking he's
some kind of sex man,
493
00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:16,131
doing whatever the hell
he wants.
494
00:20:16,214 --> 00:20:19,176
Making us lose our goddamn
best friend couple.
495
00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:20,677
Fuck him.
496
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:23,472
I'm gonna say something.
497
00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:26,475
- ♪ Catch me now,
I'm falling ♪
498
00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:28,352
♪ Falling in love ♪
499
00:20:28,435 --> 00:20:30,812
- Hey! So where's your girls?
500
00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:33,941
- What's that supposed to mean?
501
00:20:34,024 --> 00:20:35,776
- It means you're too busy
shaving pubes
502
00:20:35,859 --> 00:20:37,110
and dating cheap ladies
503
00:20:37,194 --> 00:20:38,820
to see the destruction
you've wrought.
504
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:41,406
We told the Lissons no
like you insisted.
505
00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:43,325
It broke their fucking hearts.
506
00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:44,785
So thank you for that.
507
00:20:44,868 --> 00:20:46,745
- Jesse...
[sighs]
508
00:20:46,828 --> 00:20:48,413
I don't give a shit.
509
00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:50,999
♪ ♪
510
00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:55,712
- Oh, my God.
511
00:20:57,422 --> 00:20:59,841
Look at you, BJ.
512
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:02,636
[chuckles]
All brand-new!
513
00:21:02,719 --> 00:21:04,179
Oh.
514
00:21:04,262 --> 00:21:06,056
A real Christian.
515
00:21:06,139 --> 00:21:08,266
A man worthy of respect.
516
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:10,894
I'm so proud of you.
517
00:21:10,978 --> 00:21:12,854
All the obstacles
you've overcome.
518
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,606
All the shit-talkers.
519
00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:15,649
- It's true.
520
00:21:15,732 --> 00:21:18,151
Your family has been
pretty terrible towards me.
521
00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:20,320
- I'm talking
about your family.
522
00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:21,989
- My family hasn't been
shit-talkers.
523
00:21:22,072 --> 00:21:23,824
They've been very supportive.
524
00:21:23,907 --> 00:21:27,160
- Your mom won't stop
going off about babies.
525
00:21:27,244 --> 00:21:28,704
Ken backs her up.
526
00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:31,331
KJ's been
condescending as fuck,
527
00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:32,833
constantly talking
about how many rooms
528
00:21:32,916 --> 00:21:34,334
are in my house.
529
00:21:34,418 --> 00:21:37,421
BJ, she made a mockery of us.
530
00:21:37,504 --> 00:21:39,006
And by all rights,
you should have owned her
531
00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:40,215
in that moment.
532
00:21:40,298 --> 00:21:42,509
- We really don't have
that kind of relationship.
533
00:21:42,592 --> 00:21:44,219
We just like
to laugh and stuff.
534
00:21:44,302 --> 00:21:45,762
- Whatever.
Whatever.
535
00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:47,431
Look, I'm just trying
to help you
536
00:21:47,514 --> 00:21:49,391
to not be caught off-guard
537
00:21:49,474 --> 00:21:51,059
when someone is trying
to fuck you up
538
00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:53,437
and control you
and talk shit on you.
539
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:55,105
- Oh, okay.
540
00:21:55,188 --> 00:21:56,940
- Want to know what she did?
541
00:21:57,024 --> 00:22:00,902
She tried to throw
your family's secular humanism
542
00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:02,738
into my daddy's face.
543
00:22:02,821 --> 00:22:05,073
- Hold on. She did what?
544
00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:09,119
- I wanted to kill her.
545
00:22:09,202 --> 00:22:10,704
Okay, you know what?
546
00:22:10,787 --> 00:22:15,125
It doesn't matter,
because you are a saved man.
547
00:22:15,208 --> 00:22:16,752
And because of that,
548
00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:19,921
nothing can stop our rise.
549
00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:22,883
And I just have to say,
I'm so happy
550
00:22:22,966 --> 00:22:24,968
that you're not gonna
burn in hell now.
551
00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:27,387
- Whoa, you thought
I was gonna burn in hell
552
00:22:27,471 --> 00:22:28,930
all this time, Judy?
553
00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:30,640
That's really disturbing.
554
00:22:30,724 --> 00:22:33,185
- BJ, I'm saying
something nice right now.
555
00:22:34,144 --> 00:22:36,063
- You're right.
I'm sorry.
556
00:22:37,647 --> 00:22:39,066
This is an exciting day.
557
00:22:39,149 --> 00:22:40,901
- Mm-hmm.
- Let's not ruin it.
558
00:22:40,984 --> 00:22:42,152
- The only ones
who could ruin it
559
00:22:42,235 --> 00:22:44,279
are the ones who try
to hold us back.
560
00:22:44,362 --> 00:22:45,947
Like your family.
561
00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:48,408
- Nobody can hold us back.
562
00:22:48,492 --> 00:22:50,035
Not when I'm wearing this.
563
00:22:51,161 --> 00:22:53,080
- Yeah, boy.
564
00:22:53,163 --> 00:22:54,372
[laughs]
565
00:22:54,456 --> 00:22:56,583
Yeah, shake that cake.
566
00:22:58,210 --> 00:22:59,086
- I'm thinking about doing
567
00:22:59,169 --> 00:23:00,587
one of them
natural water births.
568
00:23:00,670 --> 00:23:02,464
- Oh, a very good option
for some people.
569
00:23:02,547 --> 00:23:04,257
- Uh-uh, no, no, no.
570
00:23:04,341 --> 00:23:05,801
None of that
hippie primitive stuff for me.
571
00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:07,719
I'm a wealthy man now.
572
00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:08,678
My child's gonna be born
573
00:23:08,762 --> 00:23:10,639
with the benefits
of modern technology.
574
00:23:10,722 --> 00:23:12,182
- Well, my mama didn't have
none of that stuff
575
00:23:12,265 --> 00:23:13,475
when I was born.
576
00:23:13,558 --> 00:23:15,185
- Yeah, but you
was a toilet baby.
577
00:23:15,268 --> 00:23:17,145
- Oh, yeah.
- A who, what?
578
00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:19,106
- A toilet baby.
579
00:23:19,189 --> 00:23:22,818
See, Tiffany's mom was obese.
580
00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:24,736
Went through
her entire pregnancy
581
00:23:24,820 --> 00:23:26,780
without even knowing
she was pregnant.
582
00:23:26,863 --> 00:23:28,949
Ended up pushing this one out
583
00:23:29,032 --> 00:23:30,450
when she sat down
to do her bathroom business.
584
00:23:30,534 --> 00:23:33,578
Just, like...[groans]
585
00:23:33,662 --> 00:23:35,622
Tiff just plopped down
like a little old turd.
586
00:23:35,705 --> 00:23:36,790
Just--
[clicks tongue]
587
00:23:36,873 --> 00:23:37,958
Right down in the bowl.
588
00:23:38,041 --> 00:23:39,960
Big eyes, like this...
589
00:23:40,043 --> 00:23:41,419
- But it wasn't a turd.
It was me.
590
00:23:41,503 --> 00:23:42,546
- That was you.
- [giggles]
591
00:23:42,629 --> 00:23:45,173
["Dance Hall Days"
by Wang Chung playing]
592
00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:47,175
- Would you look at that.
593
00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:49,511
- ♪ Take your baby
by the hand ♪
594
00:23:49,594 --> 00:23:51,638
♪ ♪
595
00:23:51,721 --> 00:23:54,307
♪ And make her do
a high handstand ♪
596
00:23:54,391 --> 00:23:56,393
♪ ♪
597
00:23:56,476 --> 00:23:58,728
♪ And take your baby
by the heel ♪
598
00:23:58,812 --> 00:24:00,856
♪ ♪
599
00:24:00,939 --> 00:24:03,442
♪ And do the next thing
that you feel ♪
600
00:24:03,525 --> 00:24:05,277
♪ ♪
601
00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:09,489
♪ We were so in phase ♪
602
00:24:09,573 --> 00:24:14,661
♪ In our dance hall days ♪
603
00:24:14,744 --> 00:24:17,831
♪ We were cool on craze ♪
604
00:24:17,914 --> 00:24:19,875
- [laughing]
605
00:24:19,958 --> 00:24:21,960
Oh, my God.
606
00:24:22,043 --> 00:24:25,130
- What?
Not sure why you're laughing.
607
00:24:25,213 --> 00:24:27,757
- Wait, this is not a joke?
608
00:24:27,841 --> 00:24:30,427
You're serious?
- It's a onesie.
609
00:24:30,510 --> 00:24:31,720
Oh, it's darling.
610
00:24:31,803 --> 00:24:33,471
He had one of those
when he was a baby.
611
00:24:33,555 --> 00:24:34,890
- Mom, it's not a onesie.
612
00:24:34,973 --> 00:24:36,516
It's a romper
with a cummerbund.
613
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:39,895
- Okay, a romper.
614
00:24:39,978 --> 00:24:42,814
Ga-ga-goo-goo, little fellow.
[laughs]
615
00:24:42,898 --> 00:24:45,609
- No, don't make him giggle.
- Stop. Just stop.
616
00:24:46,776 --> 00:24:48,695
- Get her, BJ.
Burn her to the ground.
617
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:51,531
- That attitude is part
618
00:24:51,615 --> 00:24:54,034
of what's held men back
fashion-wise.
619
00:24:54,117 --> 00:24:56,870
Okay? There's a whole world
out there to explore.
620
00:24:56,953 --> 00:25:00,582
It isn't just about separates.
621
00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:04,836
- You are something else.
622
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:07,505
He was very excited
about his clothing.
623
00:25:09,716 --> 00:25:12,928
[angsty punk music]
624
00:25:13,011 --> 00:25:14,387
- [screams]
625
00:25:14,471 --> 00:25:17,599
- ♪ So can I fool
I'm a baby, baby boy ♪
626
00:25:17,682 --> 00:25:21,770
♪ Take me home,
I'm a baby, baby boy ♪
627
00:25:21,853 --> 00:25:25,607
♪ Tuck me in,
I'm a baby, baby, baby boy ♪
628
00:25:26,650 --> 00:25:28,026
- Fuck you!
629
00:25:29,319 --> 00:25:32,906
- ♪ Wahh, wahh, wahh
wahh, wahh, wahh ♪
630
00:25:32,989 --> 00:25:34,574
- [screams]
631
00:25:34,658 --> 00:25:36,368
- Oh, he pisses me off
so much.
632
00:25:36,451 --> 00:25:37,369
- I think I hate him.
633
00:25:37,452 --> 00:25:39,579
- Oh, I think I might
hate his ass too.
634
00:25:39,663 --> 00:25:41,957
- Daddy is such an a-hole.
635
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:43,541
- Dude is the worst.
- Mm-hmm.
636
00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:45,752
- I mean, he literally
ruins everything.
637
00:25:45,835 --> 00:25:48,046
Damn dope timeshare
investments,
638
00:25:48,129 --> 00:25:49,798
budding friendships
with pop stars,
639
00:25:49,881 --> 00:25:51,132
my fucking potential.
640
00:25:51,216 --> 00:25:52,467
- I wish I could fight
that man.
641
00:25:52,550 --> 00:25:54,886
Just destroy Daddy.
I know I could.
642
00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:56,763
I could.
I'd make him look like a fool.
643
00:25:56,846 --> 00:25:58,974
All old, stupid, and weak.
644
00:25:59,057 --> 00:26:01,309
- You should.
Somebody needs to.
645
00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:05,188
- I have wanted to do that
so many times.
646
00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:07,691
Pop him right
in the fucking face.
647
00:26:09,734 --> 00:26:11,528
See, your daddy...
648
00:26:11,611 --> 00:26:13,405
now, he does not believe
649
00:26:13,488 --> 00:26:15,740
that a man can change.
650
00:26:15,824 --> 00:26:16,950
But I know better,
651
00:26:17,033 --> 00:26:20,370
because I myself have changed.
652
00:26:20,453 --> 00:26:22,289
I mean, look at me now.
653
00:26:22,372 --> 00:26:25,667
Highly successful after years
of financial hardship.
654
00:26:25,750 --> 00:26:28,461
People can change.
655
00:26:28,545 --> 00:26:31,172
And your daddy,
he don't realize that.
656
00:26:31,256 --> 00:26:33,091
- Maybe you haven't heard
that he's been out and about
657
00:26:33,174 --> 00:26:35,218
having little sex encounters.
658
00:26:35,302 --> 00:26:36,553
- What?
659
00:26:36,636 --> 00:26:37,721
Eli trying to fuck somebody?
660
00:26:37,804 --> 00:26:39,180
- Multiple somebodies,
probably.
661
00:26:39,264 --> 00:26:42,183
- Dude fancies himself
a damn cocksmith these days.
662
00:26:42,267 --> 00:26:44,853
Trying to make himself into
a big character for the ladies.
663
00:26:44,936 --> 00:26:47,480
- Wow.
Eli Gemstone?
664
00:26:47,564 --> 00:26:49,190
- Is it time to go?
665
00:26:50,066 --> 00:26:50,984
- Can't you see
I'm sitting here
666
00:26:51,067 --> 00:26:52,819
talking to my nephews?
667
00:26:52,902 --> 00:26:54,112
- Well, he wants Funyuns.
668
00:26:54,195 --> 00:26:56,323
Will you get 'em for me,
Baby Billy?
669
00:26:57,449 --> 00:26:59,159
- I ain't even got
my walking shoes on.
670
00:26:59,242 --> 00:27:01,536
- But it's my cravings.
671
00:27:01,619 --> 00:27:03,788
- All right, sweet angel.
672
00:27:04,748 --> 00:27:06,458
Well, can I at least
finish my mojito?
673
00:27:06,541 --> 00:27:09,252
- [giggles]
Nephews.
674
00:27:10,837 --> 00:27:12,964
- Goddamn, y'all up here
serving prime steak,
675
00:27:13,048 --> 00:27:15,383
all she wants
is some fuckin' Funyuns.
676
00:27:16,343 --> 00:27:18,261
[toilet flushes]
677
00:27:36,154 --> 00:27:37,489
- Okay.
678
00:27:37,572 --> 00:27:38,698
Hi, Judy.
679
00:27:38,782 --> 00:27:41,201
- Mm-mm.
Don't "Hi, Judy" me.
680
00:27:41,284 --> 00:27:43,203
'Cause I see you, KJ.
681
00:27:43,286 --> 00:27:45,246
I know you're trying
to plant shit in BJ's head
682
00:27:45,330 --> 00:27:48,333
when you're all, "Oh, we could
have stayed at the mansion.
683
00:27:48,416 --> 00:27:51,044
There's so many rooms
at the mansion."
684
00:27:51,127 --> 00:27:53,922
- [scoffs]
You're being serious right now?
685
00:27:54,005 --> 00:27:55,965
I just wanted
to see your house.
686
00:27:56,049 --> 00:27:57,717
- I'm not trying
to make fights.
687
00:27:57,801 --> 00:27:58,885
That's not
what I'm trying to do.
688
00:27:58,968 --> 00:28:01,930
I just want to tell you
that I know the score.
689
00:28:02,013 --> 00:28:05,725
Siblings have to hate
siblings' spouses.
690
00:28:05,809 --> 00:28:07,936
My brothers hate BJ too.
691
00:28:08,019 --> 00:28:09,521
- Why do your brothers hate BJ?
692
00:28:11,481 --> 00:28:15,026
- Duh, 'cause he took my ass
off the market, bitch.
693
00:28:15,110 --> 00:28:17,237
Jesse and Kelvin
might be my brothers,
694
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:18,405
but that don't mean they're not
695
00:28:18,488 --> 00:28:20,031
sitting up in their rooms
at night
696
00:28:20,115 --> 00:28:22,492
thinking someday they might
get to hook up with me.
697
00:28:23,451 --> 00:28:25,578
- Ew, Judy, that's disgusting.
698
00:28:25,662 --> 00:28:28,456
- [scoffs]
I didn't say I was gonna do it.
699
00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:30,500
Okay? I don't know
how a man's mind works.
700
00:28:30,583 --> 00:28:32,544
- I would never want
to hook up with BJ.
701
00:28:32,627 --> 00:28:33,795
- You're telling me
you would not want
702
00:28:33,878 --> 00:28:36,297
to fuck your fine-ass brother?
703
00:28:36,381 --> 00:28:39,134
- No. I really wouldn't.
704
00:28:39,217 --> 00:28:40,468
- Okay.
705
00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:42,512
What if I got a big old gun
706
00:28:42,595 --> 00:28:44,514
and I put it right
to your head and I said,
707
00:28:44,597 --> 00:28:47,809
"Ooh, KJ, I'm gonna kill you
unless you get nude
708
00:28:47,892 --> 00:28:49,144
"right now in this living room
709
00:28:49,227 --> 00:28:51,271
and fuck your brother
in front of me"?
710
00:28:51,354 --> 00:28:53,648
Then would you fuck him?
711
00:28:53,731 --> 00:28:55,442
- I mean,
if you were gonna kill me.
712
00:28:55,525 --> 00:28:57,902
- See? I knew it.
713
00:28:57,986 --> 00:28:59,446
I knew it.
714
00:28:59,529 --> 00:29:01,448
Don't be jealous, KJ.
715
00:29:01,531 --> 00:29:03,450
Your brother is mine.
716
00:29:03,533 --> 00:29:05,452
Stop fighting me for him.
717
00:29:05,535 --> 00:29:08,955
[Thrice's "Send Me an Angel"
playing]
718
00:29:09,038 --> 00:29:12,834
- ♪ Do you believe
in heaven above ♪
719
00:29:12,917 --> 00:29:16,671
♪ Do you believe in love? ♪
720
00:29:16,754 --> 00:29:20,008
♪ Don't tell a lie,
don't be false or untrue ♪
721
00:29:20,091 --> 00:29:23,344
♪ It all comes back to you ♪
722
00:29:25,180 --> 00:29:28,016
- Everyone gets one protein
723
00:29:28,099 --> 00:29:29,767
and one cheat dessert square.
724
00:29:34,063 --> 00:29:37,484
- ♪ Every day we've all been
led astray ♪
725
00:29:37,567 --> 00:29:40,612
♪ It's hard to be
lucky in love ♪
726
00:29:41,237 --> 00:29:43,656
♪ It gets in your eyes,
it's making you cry... ♪
727
00:29:43,740 --> 00:29:47,327
- So you're the man
that raised BJ, huh?
728
00:29:47,410 --> 00:29:49,329
- Oh, I can't
take credit for that.
729
00:29:49,412 --> 00:29:51,831
- Yeah, I don't blame you.
[laughs]
730
00:29:51,915 --> 00:29:53,708
- Man, fuck you, Jesse.
731
00:29:53,791 --> 00:29:55,543
Trying to own BJ's stepdad.
732
00:29:55,627 --> 00:29:58,046
You're so jelly.
- Oh, jelly? Of what?
733
00:29:58,129 --> 00:30:00,256
- There's a new queen bee
in town.
734
00:30:00,340 --> 00:30:01,925
- Oh, you have got
to be kidding me.
735
00:30:02,008 --> 00:30:03,176
- [chuckles]
736
00:30:03,259 --> 00:30:05,261
- I just spit facts, honey.
737
00:30:05,345 --> 00:30:07,222
You see that woman over there
with Daddy?
738
00:30:07,305 --> 00:30:09,140
That's a U.S. senator.
739
00:30:09,224 --> 00:30:11,476
This is mine and BJ's debut.
740
00:30:11,559 --> 00:30:13,061
We're making the scene, son,
741
00:30:13,144 --> 00:30:14,521
and you can expect
more to come.
742
00:30:14,604 --> 00:30:17,732
- Look, I'll admit
your powers are growing, Judy.
743
00:30:17,815 --> 00:30:19,067
But everybody
in the church knows
744
00:30:19,150 --> 00:30:20,902
that your husband is a joke.
745
00:30:20,985 --> 00:30:22,237
No offense, y'all.
746
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:24,739
But I know that this little boy
is only getting baptized
747
00:30:24,822 --> 00:30:27,200
'cause he thinks
it's gonna make him fit in.
748
00:30:27,283 --> 00:30:28,743
- And why would
anyone want to fit in
749
00:30:28,826 --> 00:30:30,578
to this train-wreck
of a family?
750
00:30:30,662 --> 00:30:33,122
- Oh, KJ,
that's not very polite.
751
00:30:33,206 --> 00:30:34,791
- No, Mom, I have to say
752
00:30:34,874 --> 00:30:36,960
this is pretty much everything
I thought it was gonna be.
753
00:30:37,043 --> 00:30:38,461
BJ's making a huge mistake.
754
00:30:38,545 --> 00:30:40,588
These people are trash.
755
00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:42,298
- Trash?
- What did you say, bitch?
756
00:30:42,382 --> 00:30:44,425
- Let me handle this, lollipop.
757
00:30:44,509 --> 00:30:46,469
You owe my family
an apology, KJ.
758
00:30:46,553 --> 00:30:49,264
- They aren't you family.
We are.
759
00:30:49,347 --> 00:30:50,598
Look at what they did to you.
760
00:30:50,682 --> 00:30:52,976
This religion?
These clothes?
761
00:30:53,059 --> 00:30:56,062
It's not you, BJ.
You're not a Gemstone.
762
00:30:58,481 --> 00:31:00,775
- [screaming] I am a Gemstone!
763
00:31:00,858 --> 00:31:02,902
♪ ♪
764
00:31:02,986 --> 00:31:05,113
- ♪ Send me an angel ♪
765
00:31:06,656 --> 00:31:10,868
♪ Send me an angel
right now ♪
766
00:31:10,952 --> 00:31:13,913
[all gasp]
767
00:31:13,997 --> 00:31:16,082
- You!
768
00:31:16,165 --> 00:31:17,709
What the fuck was that?
769
00:31:17,792 --> 00:31:23,256
♪ ♪
770
00:31:23,339 --> 00:31:24,465
- Are you okay, Daddy?
771
00:31:24,549 --> 00:31:26,968
- I'm damn far from okay.
772
00:31:27,051 --> 00:31:29,429
You kids are an embarrassment.
773
00:31:29,512 --> 00:31:30,805
All of you!
774
00:31:30,888 --> 00:31:33,308
- All of us?
I didn't even do anything.
775
00:31:33,391 --> 00:31:38,229
♪ ♪
776
00:31:42,358 --> 00:31:44,777
- Yo!
We need to talk.
777
00:31:44,861 --> 00:31:47,113
I'm supposed to be
on my way to the Judean desert.
778
00:31:47,196 --> 00:31:49,157
You made me look like a fool
in front of my men.
779
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:51,117
- You make yourself
look like a fool.
780
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:52,243
- We found an entrance,
781
00:31:52,327 --> 00:31:53,453
but maybe now's
not the best time?
782
00:31:53,536 --> 00:31:55,496
- Mm-mm.
- Beat it.
783
00:31:55,580 --> 00:31:56,789
All of you, go!
784
00:31:56,873 --> 00:31:58,583
- Don't you tell him
what to do.
785
00:31:58,666 --> 00:32:01,044
I'm his leader, not you.
786
00:32:01,127 --> 00:32:02,795
I'm all these guys's leader.
787
00:32:02,879 --> 00:32:06,883
- Kelvin, I can no longer
support this ridiculous idea.
788
00:32:06,966 --> 00:32:09,677
- It's not ridiculous.
You're ridiculous.
789
00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:11,095
A sinful old man,
790
00:32:11,179 --> 00:32:14,015
tomcatting around
with women of the night.
791
00:32:14,098 --> 00:32:15,642
You're a false prophet.
792
00:32:15,725 --> 00:32:17,602
- What did you call me,
Kelvin Gemstone?
793
00:32:19,687 --> 00:32:21,606
- You heard me, wrinkles.
794
00:32:21,689 --> 00:32:24,442
- I am in no mood
for your theatrics, son.
795
00:32:24,525 --> 00:32:26,778
Now, it's time
you packed up those yurts
796
00:32:26,861 --> 00:32:27,987
or whatever the hell
you call them
797
00:32:28,071 --> 00:32:29,656
and move them off the compound.
798
00:32:29,739 --> 00:32:31,157
- Don't you say that.
799
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:33,117
- You're mad 'cause I won't
let you go to Israel?
800
00:32:33,201 --> 00:32:35,662
I'm not spending one cent
for you and your muscle boys
801
00:32:35,745 --> 00:32:37,163
to frolic in the desert.
802
00:32:37,246 --> 00:32:38,331
- So we're not going
to the desert?
803
00:32:38,414 --> 00:32:40,166
- Yes, we are!
804
00:32:40,249 --> 00:32:42,502
- Not on my dime, Jack.
805
00:32:44,253 --> 00:32:45,963
- [yells]
- [grunts]
806
00:32:47,131 --> 00:32:50,176
Oh. [groans]
807
00:32:51,636 --> 00:32:54,597
[heavy drum beat]
808
00:32:54,681 --> 00:33:01,646
♪ ♪
809
00:33:03,022 --> 00:33:05,483
- [grunts]
810
00:33:05,566 --> 00:33:07,193
- [groans]
811
00:33:07,276 --> 00:33:09,529
- How does it feel to be
on the receiving end, huh?
812
00:33:09,612 --> 00:33:11,114
About time somebody--ah!
813
00:33:11,197 --> 00:33:13,324
[grunting]
814
00:33:13,408 --> 00:33:15,868
Ahh!
815
00:33:16,744 --> 00:33:18,204
Ow.
816
00:33:19,163 --> 00:33:22,917
[dramatic music]
817
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:24,377
[yells]
818
00:33:24,460 --> 00:33:26,379
♪ ♪
819
00:33:26,462 --> 00:33:29,716
- Your mother's portrait.
Ruined.
820
00:33:31,342 --> 00:33:35,304
That could have killed me.
- I wish it would have.
821
00:33:35,388 --> 00:33:36,514
Ahh!
822
00:33:38,224 --> 00:33:40,601
[dramatic music]
823
00:33:40,685 --> 00:33:42,103
Ahh!
- You say you're sorry.
824
00:33:42,186 --> 00:33:43,646
- No!
- Apologize now.
825
00:33:43,730 --> 00:33:44,814
- Never!
- Say you're sorry
826
00:33:44,897 --> 00:33:46,733
by the time I count to three.
827
00:33:46,816 --> 00:33:48,234
One...
- I'm not gonna say it.
828
00:33:48,317 --> 00:33:49,402
I'm not sorry.
829
00:33:49,485 --> 00:33:51,946
- Two...
- Sorry, not sorry.
830
00:33:52,029 --> 00:33:54,157
- Three!
[all gasp]
831
00:33:55,950 --> 00:33:59,579
- [laughs]
I knew you weren't gonna do it.
832
00:33:59,662 --> 00:34:02,039
He ain't got the balls.
833
00:34:02,415 --> 00:34:05,126
[bones crunch]
No!
834
00:34:05,209 --> 00:34:08,171
[dark music]
835
00:34:08,254 --> 00:34:15,219
♪ ♪
836
00:34:53,216 --> 00:34:56,177
[siren wailing]
837
00:34:58,763 --> 00:35:01,349
- Niece, I need to go home.
My feet are swollen.
838
00:35:01,432 --> 00:35:03,518
- Well, then go home, dummy.
839
00:35:03,601 --> 00:35:05,978
- Baby Billy ain't come back
with my Funyuns.
840
00:35:07,605 --> 00:35:09,315
- Where the hell is he?
841
00:35:09,398 --> 00:35:12,443
[somber whistling]
842
00:35:12,527 --> 00:35:19,492
♪ ♪
843
00:35:22,703 --> 00:35:25,498
[both laughing]
- What a complete shit show.
844
00:35:25,581 --> 00:35:28,167
- It was such a piece of shit.
845
00:35:28,251 --> 00:35:30,878
- Yo, amigo,
where's our ride?
846
00:35:30,962 --> 00:35:34,215
- The host only made
arrangements for Dr. Gemstone.
847
00:35:34,298 --> 00:35:36,384
- What? How the fuck
are we supposed to get home?
848
00:35:36,467 --> 00:35:38,386
- Uber?
849
00:35:38,469 --> 00:35:39,887
- Nah.
850
00:35:39,971 --> 00:35:41,722
We're taking this one.
- Yeah.
851
00:35:41,806 --> 00:35:44,725
[funky music]
852
00:35:44,809 --> 00:35:51,732
♪ ♪
853
00:35:54,735 --> 00:35:56,821
- ♪ Whoo, yeah ♪
854
00:35:58,322 --> 00:36:00,408
- The hell was that?
- I don't know.
855
00:36:00,491 --> 00:36:01,868
I'm gonna have to pull over
and check under the hood.
856
00:36:01,951 --> 00:36:02,952
- [sighs]
857
00:36:03,035 --> 00:36:04,787
[electricity buzzes]
858
00:36:05,496 --> 00:36:08,374
- Coolant's drained.
I'll have to grab some more.
859
00:36:08,457 --> 00:36:11,294
- The hell you telling me for?
Just go fucking do it.
860
00:36:11,377 --> 00:36:13,963
- [laughing]
- Idiot. [laughs]
861
00:36:14,046 --> 00:36:15,923
- Oh, she tried
to come for us.
862
00:36:16,007 --> 00:36:17,592
And look how that turned out.
863
00:36:17,675 --> 00:36:18,676
That was a disaster.
864
00:36:18,759 --> 00:36:19,802
- [laughs]
Once again,
865
00:36:19,886 --> 00:36:22,096
you and I are the only ones
with our shit together.
866
00:36:22,179 --> 00:36:23,264
Trying to expand the business
867
00:36:23,347 --> 00:36:24,724
while everybody else
is in-fighting,
868
00:36:24,807 --> 00:36:25,975
looking like fools.
869
00:36:26,058 --> 00:36:27,560
- Stupid.
870
00:36:27,643 --> 00:36:30,563
I had no idea Eli had
so much brutality in him.
871
00:36:30,646 --> 00:36:32,190
- Oh, you didn't know
he was like that?
872
00:36:32,273 --> 00:36:33,774
No, Daddy can be
a straight-up monster.
873
00:36:33,858 --> 00:36:36,110
Trust me, you do not want
to get that dude in a corner.
874
00:36:36,193 --> 00:36:38,487
Kelvin fucked around
and found out.
875
00:36:38,571 --> 00:36:39,947
[chuckles]
876
00:36:40,990 --> 00:36:42,283
- ♪ You ♪
877
00:36:42,366 --> 00:36:45,578
♪ ♪
878
00:36:45,661 --> 00:36:47,246
♪ You and me, baby ♪
879
00:36:47,330 --> 00:36:50,708
♪ ♪
880
00:36:50,791 --> 00:36:52,335
♪ We belong together ♪
881
00:36:52,418 --> 00:36:53,794
♪ ♪
882
00:36:53,878 --> 00:36:55,463
♪ We were made
for each other ♪
883
00:36:55,546 --> 00:36:59,258
- Brap-brap. Wassup?
884
00:37:01,886 --> 00:37:03,888
[gunfire]
885
00:37:08,351 --> 00:37:10,519
Ahh! Shit!
886
00:37:20,696 --> 00:37:23,282
- ♪ People stop to ask me ♪
887
00:37:23,366 --> 00:37:25,910
♪ How do you please your man ♪
888
00:37:25,993 --> 00:37:28,496
♪ Take it
from the black sheep, baby ♪
889
00:37:28,579 --> 00:37:31,248
♪ Every way I can ♪
890
00:37:31,332 --> 00:37:33,709
♪ Sometimes it's with fire ♪
891
00:37:33,793 --> 00:37:36,671
♪ And sometimes with ice ♪
892
00:37:36,754 --> 00:37:38,965
♪ Just don't get it twisted ♪
893
00:37:39,048 --> 00:37:40,883
♪ His body's gonna
pay the price ♪
894
00:37:40,967 --> 00:37:46,347
♪ Gonna rock my boy's body ♪
895
00:37:46,430 --> 00:37:52,186
♪ Gonna rock
my boy's body ♪
896
00:37:52,269 --> 00:37:54,230
♪ Tonight ♪
897
00:37:54,313 --> 00:38:01,237
♪ ♪
898
00:38:13,916 --> 00:38:16,544
♪ Rock it till it's sore ♪
899
00:38:16,627 --> 00:38:19,213
♪ Treat it like a whore ♪
900
00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:24,218
♪ Drugs, yeah,
give me some tonight ♪
901
00:38:24,301 --> 00:38:27,263
♪ I'm a lion in the bed ♪
902
00:38:27,346 --> 00:38:29,890
♪ A tiger in the head ♪
903
00:38:29,974 --> 00:38:32,560
♪ Hungry like a monkey ♪
904
00:38:32,643 --> 00:38:34,228
♪ Pussy gonna take a bite ♪
905
00:38:34,311 --> 00:38:39,692
♪ Gonna rock my boy's body ♪
906
00:38:39,775 --> 00:38:45,948
♪ Gonna rock
my boy's body tonight ♪
907
00:38:47,783 --> 00:38:49,744
[bright tone]
908
00:38:49,794 --> 00:38:54,344
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