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NARRATOR: Uh-oh.Your battery just died.
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Now you'll never getthat report done in time.
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What a great idea!
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But will you rememberit in the morning?
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Why can't someoneinvent a portable
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data transport system?
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Well, Millennium Communications2000 has.
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Let us take youinto the 21st century and beyond
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with our latest breakthrough,The Dataport 2000T.
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This device uses stateof the art technology
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to allow instantaneoustransfer of information.
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Utilizing the natural forceof gravity.
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This ink-like substanceis forced through
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our patented delivery system,onto a rotating orb composed
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of a space-age polymer usedin the manufacture of cars.
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You can then download your data
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onto our lightweight data field.
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Made by a processthat converts word
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into a random accessstorage area.
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Millennium Communications 2000.
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Building a better tomorrowtoday.
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ANNOUNCER: From New York City,it's The Chris Rock Show!
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Tonight, boxer Roy Jones, Jr.,musical guest Salt-N-Pepa.
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Plus, musicaldirector Grandmaster Flash.
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Ladies and gentlemen,Chris Rock!
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
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Hello.
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Thank you all.
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
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(LAUGHS)
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-Yeah, yeah, yeah! Hey, oh!
-(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
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Thank you all.
Welcome to the show.
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It's the holiday season.
It's holiday season.
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You can tell
out there it's crazy
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and hard to drive around.
It's the holiday season,
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you can tell. You know
how you can tell?
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'Cause everybody's
in the spirit, man.
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Even the Bloods
are in the holiday spirit.
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You know,
because they'll still rob you.
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But they'll give you back
your baby pictures.
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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They got rid of the box cutters
and got some butter knives.
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-It's Christmas.
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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You know, last week
at the Thanksgiving Day Parade,
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the Macy's
Thanksgiving Day Parade.
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I hope you didn't go
to that Woolworth Parade.
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The Macy's
Thanksgiving Day Parade,
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the Cat In The Hat balloon
went out of control,
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and injured a woman, man.
She's like, she's messed up.
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The spokesperson for Dr. Seuss
released a statement saying,
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"I would not like a balloon
upside my head.
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I would not like to end up
motherfucking dead."
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHS, APPLAUDS)
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Yep, that's exactly
what he said.
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Now, what else is going on?
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President Clinton, Billy Bill.
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You know, he's under a lot
of pressure lately, man.
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Clinton's been investigated
so much that now
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he's starting to get his
investigations confused.
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He's getting them all mixed up
because today
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he denied calling up Paula Jones
for money.
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And then he whipped out
his dick to Janet Reno.
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHS, APPLAUDS)
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They love it.
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Now, turning
to show business, now.
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In an interview this week,
Will Smith,
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you know, Big Willie said...
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Big Willie said he gets pulled
over by the cops twice a month.
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And the cops say,
"you're a nigger
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with a nice car.
Shut the fuck up."
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Now if that's how they treat
The Fresh Prince,
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Ice Cube must be getting
his ass kicked twice a day.
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHS, APPLAUDS)
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Poor Ice Cube, man.
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I guess they just hang
Busta Rhymes.
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-Now...
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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You know what happened
last week.
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After being paid
a million dollars,
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Whitney Houston,
you know, Whitney Houston
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cancelled her performance
at the mass wedding
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for the Moonies.
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Just cancelled.
"Forget it, I ain't going,
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I'm a diva, I'm not showing up."
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Here's your money back, too.
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Now people don't know this,
but Bobby Brown
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offered to sing in her place.
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He did! Bobby said, "Hey,
a million, hey, why not?"
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But the Moonies said,
"We wouldn't let you sing
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unless you brought Ralph,
Ronnie, Ricky, and Mike."
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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Now the big news this week
is Latrell Sprewell.
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Latrell Sprewell
of the Golden State Warriors
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was suspended for a year after
he tried to strangle his coach.
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-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
-Tried to strangle his coach.
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Now he can't play
professional basketball no more.
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But you know what
the good news is?
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He found some work
as a nanny.
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHS, APPLAUDS)
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Tried to strangle his coach.
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-I don't want to pick-and-roll.
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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You box that motherfucker out!
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Okay, it's been a bad week
for Sprewell.
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But it's been a bad year
for Dennis Rodman
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'cause not only is he not
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the league leading
rebounder anymore,
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but now
with Sprewell acting crazy,
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he's not the league leading
asshole no more.
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Y'all, we got
a great show tonight.
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We've got Roy Jones Jr.
in the house.
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-We got...
-(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
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We got Salt-N-Pepa
in the house.
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(AUDIENCE CHEERS, APPLAUDS)
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And don't forget to give it up
for Grandmaster Flash.
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(AUDIENCE CHEERS, APPLAUDS)
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Now, whenever I walk
around New York,
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I always see tons of people
wearing Walkmans.
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I always wonder,
"What are they listening to?"
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So, now with some advanced
technology, we here at
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The Chris Rock Show went out
there with a hidden camera
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to tap into people's headphones.
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♪ I like big buttsAnd I cannot lie ♪
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♪ You other brothersCan't deny ♪
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♪ When a girl walks inWith a itty bitty waist ♪
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♪ And a round thingIn your face you get sprung ♪
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♪ Want to pull up tough 'causeYou noticed that butt was ♪
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Hello, I'm Gilbert Gottfried.
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And welcome to Books on Tape,
The Dictionary, Chapter One.
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A, Aardvark, a large, burrowingnocturnal African mammal
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that has an extensile tongue,large ears, and heavy hair.
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(VARIOUS ANIMAL SOUNDS)
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MAN: You are not a dork.People like you.
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They just have a funny wayof showing it.
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By weeding you.
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♪ (MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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MAN: Important Japanese phrases.
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(MAN SPEAKING IN JAPANESE)
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MAN: I prefer a womanwith large breasts.
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♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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(MAN SPEAKING IN JAPANESE)
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-MAN: Yes!
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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♪ (YODELING) ♪
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
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Hey, now the year 2000
is fast approaching.
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And if you're like me,
you're doing everything
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you can to get ready
for the millennium.
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What do you think is going
to happen in the year 2000?
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EVE: A lot of people that
are trying to hide things
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are not gonna be able
to hide things anymore.
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-The truth's coming out.
-Like Marv Albert.
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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Now the 21st century
is coming.
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And you're gonna have to change
your name.
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How about 25th century drapes?
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That way you don't have to worry
about it for four centuries.
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No, I don't think so.
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Our job is just a small piece
of the millennium.
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It's to promote and plan what's
gonna happen in New York City.
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Are they going to ship
in more hookers?
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-Big butt drapes?
-No.
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-No. Little butt drapes?
-No.
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Now, they say New York
is cleaner, right?
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-Cleaner.
-And there's less crime?
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-A lot less crime.
-Don't you see that
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as a sign that the world
is about to end?
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How about Chris Rock drapes?
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No.
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These are predictions.
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Oh, predictions.
You're like Jimmy The Greek.
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I'm not like Jimmy The Greek.
I'm like Lady A The Witch.
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There's always something
more that can be learned.
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-In the drape?
-In the drapery business.
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Okay, it's kind of like
being a Jedi?
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And then the tidal wave that's
going to hit New York.
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CHRIS ROCK: A tidal waveis going to hit New York?
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LADY A: We're talking huge.
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Now, if the tidal wave comes,
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will alternate sides
of the street parking
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-be suspended?
-I think it will.
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People are awakening.
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It's happening through
the sexual energy,
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which is rising up.
Yes, and people are changing.
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It comes up, it comes up
all the way to...
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It comes up. I haven't had sex
in a while and it's up to here.
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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You ever watch Bewitched?
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Yeah, it's ridiculous.
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-Okay.
-I used to watch it.
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A long time ago. Yeah, I wish.
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What's going to happen
is plagues will be set forth
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on the earth as a result
of the rejection of God
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and they embrace the Antichrist.
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and they embraceSatan's way of doing things.
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Should I cancel my cable?
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What performers do you think
should wear capes?
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Oh, I'm going to give you
a cape so you can try it out
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-and take a rundown yourself.
-Okay.
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There is an Antichrist.
Do you have any idea who he is?
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Nobody knows exactly
who he is.
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Any suspicions?
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-Some suspect...
-Burt Reynolds?
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(WICKED LAUGHTER)
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LADY A: You're in
a decision period
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in your life right now.
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You're gonna make a decision.
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I know what decision
you're talking about.
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And I've been giving it
a lot of thought.
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Red cape or black cape?
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
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CHRIS: You think you're going
to have to change the name
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-of the garage?
-Not at all.
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I think the name is gonna stay
just the way it is.
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Man will learn more and more
to have orgasm
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without ejaculating.
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Did you ever have an orgasm
without ejaculating?
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-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
-Can't say that I have.
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-You're a teacher of this?
-Yeah, yeah, but not, it's not--
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You teach by--
Not by having sex.
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Would you consider
wearing a cape
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to park a car
in the year 2000?
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Hmm.
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
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Burt Reynolds wore a cape.
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Liberace, Superman, Batman,
but they don't count.
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Where's this cape thing going?
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-♪ (MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
-(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
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Do you have premonitions
about the future?
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Yeah, that it's going
to be better.
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What about the fourth race
at Belmont?
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I'll put my money
on the seven horse.
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Seven horse.
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-(POST HORN SOUNDS)
-(CHEERS)
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Yeah, yeah, yeah!
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-(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
-(CHEERS)
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(AUDIENCE CHEERS, APPLAUDS)
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Hey, my first guest is
a WBC light heavyweight champion
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of the world
and is considered the best
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fighter pound for pound
in the world.
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-Please welcome Roy Jones Jr.
-(AUDIENCE CHEERS, APPLAUDS)
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-How you doing, man?
-All right.
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-Ladies and gentlemen, Roy.
-(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
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-Whoa!
-(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
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They love it. They love it,
they love it. I love it.
244
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Women are actually screaming.
Actually, I've always said that.
245
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Women want to feel safe
with whatever man they're with.
246
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And what's safer than being
with a guy who knocks
247
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-everybody the fuck out?
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
248
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-I don't know.
-I mean,
249
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have you ever
knocked out somebody,
250
00:13:15,292 --> 00:13:17,212
and got a woman over that?
251
00:13:17,292 --> 00:13:20,542
No. Actually, I've had a lot
of women to like me
252
00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:21,875
after knocking someone out,
253
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'cause they didn't like
the person.
254
00:13:23,708 --> 00:13:25,788
Oh, okay. Now what is that--
To me
255
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that's got to be the biggest
high in the world,
256
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to knock a man out.
257
00:13:29,292 --> 00:13:32,002
You're like, "I don't like you."
"Oh, yeah? I don't like you."
258
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Pow! And they're down
on the ground
259
00:13:36,208 --> 00:13:38,328
and you're up like,
"Yeah, motherfucker."
260
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I mean what is it,
'cause a little guy,
261
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I ain't knocking nobody out
without a brick.
262
00:13:44,833 --> 00:13:47,173
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
-So, I mean,
263
00:13:47,250 --> 00:13:50,960
explain to me, what is it
like to knock a man out?
264
00:13:51,042 --> 00:13:53,082
Well, a lot of times
it's according
265
00:13:53,167 --> 00:13:54,247
to how the person is.
266
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:56,713
Some guys-- See, I don't really
have any hate,
267
00:13:56,792 --> 00:13:58,752
for other fighters or nobody.
I don't like to hate people.
268
00:13:58,833 --> 00:14:01,213
I think hate is something that
this world should be without.
269
00:14:01,042 --> 00:14:02,542
So I don't do that,
I don't hate.
270
00:14:02,625 --> 00:14:04,455
-Yeah.
-(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
271
00:14:04,542 --> 00:14:07,382
But sometimes guys come off--
272
00:14:07,458 --> 00:14:09,458
You don't hate people,
but you hate to see
273
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people standing in the ring
with you.
274
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With gloves on.
You got a pair of gloves on.
275
00:14:13,583 --> 00:14:15,963
What you doing?
What you tryna do to me?
276
00:14:16,042 --> 00:14:18,042
My mom taught if you hit me
or if I thought
277
00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:20,035
you were gonna hit me,
hit you back or hit you first.
278
00:14:20,125 --> 00:14:22,625
They got on gloves, I'm like,
"What you trying to do?"
279
00:14:22,708 --> 00:14:24,418
I didn't do anything to you.
I didn't take your candy.
280
00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:25,670
What you jumping
on me for?
281
00:14:25,750 --> 00:14:26,920
So, I get rid of 'em.
282
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-All right.
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
283
00:14:32,083 --> 00:14:33,173
You got to get rid
of them.
284
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,210
-Gotta go, gotta go.
-Gotta go, gotta go.
285
00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:37,252
Now you see the whole
Sprewell thingy.
286
00:14:38,458 --> 00:14:39,878
He beat up the coach
or whatever.
287
00:14:39,958 --> 00:14:41,038
You ever get mad and, like,
288
00:14:41,125 --> 00:14:42,665
punch the trainer
in the face or something?
289
00:14:42,750 --> 00:14:44,790
(CHUCKLES) No.
But, you know,
290
00:14:44,875 --> 00:14:46,125
I don't get that mad,
like I said before.
291
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I'm kind of cool under pressure.
292
00:14:47,667 --> 00:14:49,207
But sometimes
they'll tell you stuff
293
00:14:49,292 --> 00:14:50,422
and it'll make you think.
294
00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:52,500
I won 11 rounds
against James Toney.
295
00:14:52,583 --> 00:14:54,293
I come back after
the 11th round, I'm tired.
296
00:14:54,375 --> 00:14:56,455
But I've won every round,
I'm pretty sure of, right?
297
00:14:56,542 --> 00:14:58,832
And my coach goes, "Look,
you got to win this round."
298
00:14:58,917 --> 00:15:01,537
-I'm like, "What?"
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
299
00:15:01,625 --> 00:15:03,205
And so, I'm like,
"What is he talking about?"
300
00:15:03,292 --> 00:15:04,332
He jumped when you
said what.
301
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,830
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
-No, no.
302
00:15:06,917 --> 00:15:08,167
I'm like, "Well, don't pay
any attention,
303
00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:09,790
he's just probably panicking
304
00:15:09,875 --> 00:15:11,995
'cause this is the biggest time
of our life together."
305
00:15:12,083 --> 00:15:14,253
So I waited for a minute,
just stared into space.
306
00:15:14,333 --> 00:15:16,083
Then he came back, and realized
I really wasn't
307
00:15:16,167 --> 00:15:17,377
paying much attention
anymore and said,
308
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:19,078
"Well, I don't mean it
like that", and he changed it.
309
00:15:19,167 --> 00:15:20,377
And I understood
what he was saying,
310
00:15:20,458 --> 00:15:22,208
but I understood
the situation myself.
311
00:15:22,292 --> 00:15:23,382
He didn't want me to get robbed.
312
00:15:23,458 --> 00:15:25,038
And you didn't
want to beat his ass?
313
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:26,375
I was going
to beat him anyway.
314
00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:27,498
-Oh, okay.
-Right.
315
00:15:29,083 --> 00:15:30,713
Did you ever bite anybody
in the ear?
316
00:15:30,792 --> 00:15:36,882
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
317
00:15:37,167 --> 00:15:38,627
No.
318
00:15:38,708 --> 00:15:40,458
I actually-- I had to look good.
319
00:15:40,542 --> 00:15:42,132
I was fishing one day
on the bridge back at home.
320
00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:44,828
And this little girl, her father
comes over. "You know him?"
321
00:15:44,917 --> 00:15:46,167
She goes, "No, who is he?"
322
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,170
He said
"That's that prize fighter.
323
00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:48,500
That's the guy that fights."
324
00:15:48,583 --> 00:15:51,133
She said, "Oh... does he bite?"
325
00:15:51,208 --> 00:15:52,828
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
326
00:15:52,917 --> 00:15:54,417
I laughed so hard, man.
327
00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:57,000
But the only time I bit a guy,
when I was small, I was young.
328
00:15:57,083 --> 00:15:58,633
I was weighing about 95
and this guy
329
00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:00,288
weighed like 125 pounds,
330
00:16:00,375 --> 00:16:02,035
and my father had me
sparring with him.
331
00:16:02,125 --> 00:16:03,285
And he kept pushing me
with his shoulder.
332
00:16:03,375 --> 00:16:05,285
My father was like, "Push him
around, bully him, bully him."
333
00:16:05,375 --> 00:16:07,245
Telling him to bully me
to try to make me blow up.
334
00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:09,543
And he kept hitting me with his
shoulder, so finally I said,
335
00:16:09,625 --> 00:16:10,665
"I only got one thing to do
336
00:16:10,750 --> 00:16:12,380
since he's hitting me
in the mouth with his shoulder."
337
00:16:12,458 --> 00:16:13,418
Bite him.
338
00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:15,170
So, I bit him on the shoulder.
He hollered, "Ah!"
339
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,630
But he didn't put his shoulder
on me no more,
340
00:16:16,708 --> 00:16:19,038
and he got out there
and I just dominated him.
341
00:16:19,125 --> 00:16:20,205
But it's one thing.
342
00:16:20,292 --> 00:16:22,042
I can bite him back
in the square ring at the gym.
343
00:16:22,125 --> 00:16:24,165
But you can't bite a man
in Madison Square Garden.
344
00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:28,540
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
-You know?
345
00:16:28,625 --> 00:16:30,825
You can't do that.
No biting at the Garden.
346
00:16:30,917 --> 00:16:34,167
-No.
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
347
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,830
The Knicks need
to bite somebody.
348
00:16:35,917 --> 00:16:42,787
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
349
00:16:43,792 --> 00:16:46,752
You... It's weird
that to me the fighter
350
00:16:46,833 --> 00:16:49,713
who's at the top of his game,
you're making dough,
351
00:16:49,792 --> 00:16:51,632
and you're not down
with Don King.
352
00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:54,170
How the hell did that happen?
353
00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:57,330
Well, basically, I wanted
to maintain control of my life.
354
00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:59,577
After seeing all the things
that guys went through.
355
00:16:59,667 --> 00:17:00,997
Don King is the best promoter
356
00:17:01,083 --> 00:17:02,133
that there has ever been
in boxing.
357
00:17:02,208 --> 00:17:03,498
-Okay.
-That's the honest to God truth.
358
00:17:03,583 --> 00:17:05,543
It's just that you have to know
how to handle him,
359
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,665
and the way
he gets the advantage is
360
00:17:07,750 --> 00:17:09,830
he catches these guys
when they need him the most,
361
00:17:09,917 --> 00:17:11,627
and they have
nothing else to turn to.
362
00:17:11,708 --> 00:17:13,248
The only player
in town is Don King.
363
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,423
So, you have to deal
with Don on Don's terms.
364
00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:18,210
I will deal with Don, but we're
going to deal on my terms.
365
00:17:18,042 --> 00:17:22,582
-Oh, okay. I hear that.
-(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
366
00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:24,167
I hear that, I hear that.
367
00:17:24,250 --> 00:17:27,170
(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
368
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,460
I didn't even realize--
You always see Don in boxing,
369
00:17:29,542 --> 00:17:31,252
but I never realized
how powerful Don King
370
00:17:31,333 --> 00:17:34,253
was until I watched
the Holyfield-Moorer fight.
371
00:17:34,333 --> 00:17:36,133
At the end of the fight
they said, "Holyfield,
372
00:17:36,208 --> 00:17:37,828
you gonna fight,
what's the guy, Lennox Lewis?"
373
00:17:37,917 --> 00:17:39,457
He said, "I got to
talk to Don King."
374
00:17:39,542 --> 00:17:41,332
I said, "What happened to God?"
375
00:17:41,417 --> 00:17:46,127
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
-He was like Don...
376
00:17:46,208 --> 00:17:48,288
I was like God, God...
I was like,
377
00:17:48,375 --> 00:17:51,075
"When the hell did Don King
get ahead of God?"
378
00:17:51,167 --> 00:17:52,747
-I don't know, I don't know.
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
379
00:17:52,833 --> 00:17:54,293
Don't fuck with Don King, man.
380
00:17:54,375 --> 00:17:57,125
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
-He got Holyfield.
381
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,920
So now,
what's next for you?
382
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,500
What's the next thing
for Roy Jones?
383
00:18:01,583 --> 00:18:03,383
Probably to move up to
the Cruiserweight division.
384
00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:04,918
These guys are
a little bigger than me.
385
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,960
but, it's no big thing.
I have to take a chance.
386
00:18:07,042 --> 00:18:08,042
People want to see me fight.
387
00:18:08,125 --> 00:18:10,075
And it's really no fun
fighting guys my size
388
00:18:10,167 --> 00:18:12,077
because I've been beating
them up pretty bad.
389
00:18:12,167 --> 00:18:14,497
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
390
00:18:14,583 --> 00:18:15,713
Will you go to heavyweight?
391
00:18:15,792 --> 00:18:17,212
Yeah, I'll eventually
get to heavyweight.
392
00:18:17,042 --> 00:18:19,002
-Get outta here!
-I have no other choice.
393
00:18:19,083 --> 00:18:23,583
(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
394
00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:25,377
Are you going
to fight Holyfield?
395
00:18:25,458 --> 00:18:28,958
-You'll have to talk to Don.
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
396
00:18:29,042 --> 00:18:32,422
Thanks for showing up, man.
Thank you, Roy Jones Jr.
397
00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:33,750
Give it up.
398
00:18:33,833 --> 00:18:40,423
(AUDIENCE CHEERS, APPLAUDS)
399
00:18:43,792 --> 00:18:46,752
NARRATIVE: How many times hasthis happened to you?
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403
00:18:56,708 --> 00:18:59,828
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(AUDIENCE CHEERS, APPLAUDS)
417
00:19:41,125 --> 00:19:44,285
Now everybody knows
about the McCaugheys,
418
00:19:44,375 --> 00:19:46,995
parents of the septuplets
who live in Iowa.
419
00:19:47,083 --> 00:19:50,173
Now, they've received
an outpouring of assistance
420
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,250
from corporations
and local charities.
421
00:19:52,333 --> 00:19:54,583
However, what people
don't realize is that
422
00:19:54,667 --> 00:19:56,077
there's a Black woman
423
00:19:56,167 --> 00:20:00,167
who recently gave birth
to decoptuplets,
424
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,880
and hasn't made one headline.
425
00:20:02,958 --> 00:20:05,078
We at The Chris Rock Show
wanna help her out.
426
00:20:05,167 --> 00:20:09,167
So here, via satellite,
please welcome Dawn Wise.
427
00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:14,130
(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
428
00:20:14,208 --> 00:20:17,628
Welcome to the show, Dawn.
Now, decoptuplets.
429
00:20:17,708 --> 00:20:20,878
I didn't go to fancy school.
How many babies is that?
430
00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:22,168
Eighteen.
431
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,290
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
432
00:20:24,375 --> 00:20:28,575
Eighteen babies. Good Lord!
What was that like?
433
00:20:28,667 --> 00:20:30,997
Chris, it's like going
to the grocery store
434
00:20:31,083 --> 00:20:32,883
for just a loaf of bread
and coming out
435
00:20:32,958 --> 00:20:34,168
with your own price club.
436
00:20:34,250 --> 00:20:36,580
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
-Now let me ask you this.
437
00:20:36,667 --> 00:20:39,997
Did you have a C-section,
or was it natural birth?
438
00:20:40,083 --> 00:20:43,133
There's nothing natural
about having 18 babies.
439
00:20:43,208 --> 00:20:45,458
I'm not a German Shepherd.
440
00:20:45,542 --> 00:20:48,042
Chris, I had babies coming
out of everywhere.
441
00:20:48,125 --> 00:20:50,125
My ears, my nose.
442
00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:52,878
My dentist delivered
the youngest one.
443
00:20:52,958 --> 00:20:55,208
She was hiding under
my wisdom tooth.
444
00:20:55,292 --> 00:20:57,212
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
-Now...
445
00:20:57,042 --> 00:20:59,712
You don't seem happy
like that mother in Iowa.
446
00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:00,792
Why is that?
447
00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:03,540
I had 18 babies.
448
00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:06,330
Of course that McCaughey
woman's happy
449
00:21:06,417 --> 00:21:08,377
'cause for her, it was like
winning the lottery.
450
00:21:08,458 --> 00:21:10,378
She's getting a lot
of free shit.
451
00:21:10,458 --> 00:21:14,918
She got Pampers, baby food,
a minivan, and a house.
452
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:18,790
-And what did you get?
-I got 18 babies.
453
00:21:18,875 --> 00:21:22,495
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
454
00:21:22,583 --> 00:21:25,423
And they also gave me a big ass
hospital bill
455
00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:27,290
for one-point-two
million dollars.
456
00:21:28,667 --> 00:21:29,997
What happens
if you don't pay the bill?
457
00:21:30,083 --> 00:21:31,963
Do they take a couple
of the babies back?
458
00:21:32,042 --> 00:21:34,672
-I wish.
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
459
00:21:34,750 --> 00:21:37,040
Now, how is your husband
taking this?
460
00:21:37,125 --> 00:21:39,535
Well, he was fine until
he saw number 16
461
00:21:39,625 --> 00:21:41,745
and that just pushed him
right over the edge.
462
00:21:41,833 --> 00:21:44,423
But he's doing fine now, Chris.
He's out looking for work.
463
00:21:45,625 --> 00:21:46,915
Is he's unemployed?
464
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:50,170
Hell no, he has three jobs.
He's trying to find two more.
465
00:21:50,250 --> 00:21:51,460
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
466
00:21:51,542 --> 00:21:53,332
I guess you got
a Jamaican man, huh?
467
00:21:53,417 --> 00:21:56,747
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
468
00:21:56,833 --> 00:21:59,503
Lemme ask you this, were you
taking any fertility drugs?
469
00:22:00,417 --> 00:22:01,457
Kind of.
470
00:22:02,042 --> 00:22:03,462
What do you mean "kind of"?
471
00:22:04,292 --> 00:22:05,632
Man, I smoked some weed
472
00:22:05,708 --> 00:22:07,708
and forgot
to take my birth control pill.
473
00:22:07,792 --> 00:22:11,632
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING)
474
00:22:11,708 --> 00:22:13,958
Now hey,
a Joanna Albee short record
475
00:22:14,042 --> 00:22:15,462
will get you in trouble
every time.
476
00:22:15,542 --> 00:22:18,042
Now, didn't you know
from that sonogram
477
00:22:18,125 --> 00:22:20,325
that you were going to have
18 babies?
478
00:22:20,417 --> 00:22:23,627
No, my quack doctor told me
that I was gonna have
479
00:22:23,708 --> 00:22:25,878
a big ass baby
with a lumpy head.
480
00:22:25,958 --> 00:22:27,708
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
481
00:22:27,792 --> 00:22:29,212
You know, now I've seen
the McCaugheys
482
00:22:29,292 --> 00:22:30,922
all over the place.
483
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,000
Are you going to be
on any other shows?
484
00:22:33,083 --> 00:22:35,963
Well, Ricki Lake invited me
to do her show,
485
00:22:36,042 --> 00:22:38,212
but when she found out
that I had a Black husband
486
00:22:38,292 --> 00:22:40,922
and an education,
she didn't want me anymore.
487
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:46,830
(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
488
00:22:46,917 --> 00:22:51,667
Yeah, Ricki can do that.
What did you name the babies?
489
00:22:51,750 --> 00:22:57,380
Okay there's Larry Jr., Dwayne,
Roger, Rerun, J. J., Michael,
490
00:22:57,458 --> 00:23:03,168
Thelma, Greg, Marsha, Peter,
Jan, Bobby, Cindy,
491
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:07,130
Buffy, Jody, Mr. French,
Moesha, and Urkel.
492
00:23:09,125 --> 00:23:10,825
Well, you know what, we said
we would help you,
493
00:23:10,917 --> 00:23:14,997
so we are sending you
18 baby car seats,
494
00:23:15,083 --> 00:23:17,003
a coupon
for Popeye's fried chicken,
495
00:23:17,083 --> 00:23:20,003
and your own Chris Rock Show
jacket. That's right.
496
00:23:21,833 --> 00:23:25,173
What in the hell am I going
to do with 18 baby car seats?
497
00:23:25,250 --> 00:23:28,000
I don't even have a car.
I want a minivan.
498
00:23:28,417 --> 00:23:29,577
I'll tell you what,
499
00:23:29,667 --> 00:23:32,497
if you give us an exclusive
peek at those babies,
500
00:23:32,583 --> 00:23:34,333
maybe we can work
something out.
501
00:23:34,417 --> 00:23:35,627
Okay, here they go.
502
00:23:36,708 --> 00:23:38,788
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
503
00:23:38,875 --> 00:23:41,125
CHRIS: Hey! That's enough,
that's enough.
504
00:23:41,208 --> 00:23:43,128
The minivan is on its way.
505
00:23:43,208 --> 00:23:47,328
Thanks for coming. Anita Wise,
everybody! Dawn Wise! All right.
506
00:23:47,417 --> 00:23:52,747
(AUDIENCE CHEERS, APPLAUDS)
507
00:23:52,833 --> 00:23:55,963
Here to perform "Gitty Up"
off their latest album,
508
00:23:56,042 --> 00:23:58,422
Brand New, give it up
for Salt-N-Pepa.
509
00:23:58,500 --> 00:24:01,330
Featuring Spinderella
and Rufus Black. Come on.
510
00:24:01,417 --> 00:24:05,877
(AUDIENCE CHEERS, APPLAUDS)
511
00:24:05,958 --> 00:24:09,078
♪ You can buy thatFeel the bass and the hi-hats ♪
512
00:24:10,375 --> 00:24:13,165
♪ You can buy thatFeel the bass and the hi-hats ♪
513
00:24:13,250 --> 00:24:16,130
♪ I'm-a make you bounce tillYour hip hurts, make you work ♪
514
00:24:16,208 --> 00:24:18,328
♪ Sweat till you drench yourBlouse and your skirt ♪
515
00:24:18,417 --> 00:24:19,957
♪ And I'm-a freak youTill you pass out ♪
516
00:24:20,042 --> 00:24:22,172
♪ Pull your cash outBaby tear your back out ♪
517
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,210
♪ Keep bangin' ♪
518
00:24:23,292 --> 00:24:27,582
♪ Ho, B.L.A.Q. make you say "Ho"S and P, chi-ca, chi-co ♪
519
00:24:27,667 --> 00:24:29,877
♪ Everybody put your handsIn the sky ♪
520
00:24:29,958 --> 00:24:32,078
♪ Gitty up, gitty upThat's right ♪
521
00:24:32,167 --> 00:24:36,457
♪ Gitty up, baby, gitty upGitty up, gitty up ♪
522
00:24:36,542 --> 00:24:39,002
♪ Gimmie all that you gotBaby, don't stop ♪
523
00:24:39,083 --> 00:24:41,213
♪ Keep it comin' strongMake it hot, say what? ♪
524
00:24:41,292 --> 00:24:44,132
♪ Gitty up, baby, gitty upGitty up, gitty up ♪
525
00:24:44,417 --> 00:24:45,787
♪ Come on ♪
526
00:24:45,875 --> 00:24:48,125
♪ Gimmie all that you gotBaby don't stop ♪
527
00:24:48,208 --> 00:24:49,998
♪ Keep it comin' strongMake it hot? ♪
528
00:24:50,083 --> 00:24:52,543
♪ Gitty up, babyImma take you for a ride ♪
529
00:24:52,625 --> 00:24:55,035
♪ It makes your soul wildWhen I release vibes ♪
530
00:24:55,125 --> 00:24:57,205
♪ Freak ya downTill your asthma hit ya ♪
531
00:24:57,042 --> 00:25:00,712
♪ Salt, non-stop styles, lift yaMake you wanna get your stash ♪
532
00:25:00,792 --> 00:25:03,542
♪ Blowin' like the wind,No need, I got my own ends ♪
533
00:25:03,625 --> 00:25:06,415
♪ Some player-haters never win'Cause Imma ball to the end ♪
534
00:25:06,500 --> 00:25:10,420
♪ Send chill up your skin PoppieSo who the fake? Not me ♪
535
00:25:10,500 --> 00:25:12,880
♪ Can't take what I gotCan't stop me ♪
536
00:25:12,958 --> 00:25:17,128
♪ Feel the vibe, ride bass slideYo, can't fight it ho ♪
537
00:25:17,208 --> 00:25:19,378
♪ Let it flow and moveShow and prove ♪
538
00:25:19,458 --> 00:25:20,998
♪ We can do thisShake your groove thing ♪
539
00:25:21,083 --> 00:25:22,383
♪ Hold tightAin't nothin' to this ♪
540
00:25:22,458 --> 00:25:23,998
♪ You wanna get downWith the skills ♪
541
00:25:24,083 --> 00:25:27,003
♪ Romance and no frills?Uh, it feels ill, don't it? ♪
542
00:25:27,083 --> 00:25:31,213
♪ Gitty up, baby, gitty upGitty up, gitty up ♪
543
00:25:31,292 --> 00:25:33,792
♪ Gimmie all that you gotBaby, don't stop ♪
544
00:25:33,875 --> 00:25:36,165
♪ Keep it comin' strongMake it hot, say what? ♪
545
00:25:36,250 --> 00:25:40,670
♪ Gitty up, baby, gitty upGitty up, gitty up ♪
546
00:25:40,750 --> 00:25:43,080
♪ Gimmie all that you gotBaby, don't stop ♪
547
00:25:43,167 --> 00:25:45,577
♪ Keep it comin' strongMake it hot, say what? ♪
548
00:25:45,667 --> 00:25:47,747
♪ I keep it hot like a blockFull of hustlers ♪
549
00:25:47,833 --> 00:25:49,253
♪ Who can makeIt blaze like us? ♪
550
00:25:49,333 --> 00:25:52,003
♪ Bless you to deathWanna freak me from the back? ♪
551
00:25:52,083 --> 00:25:53,923
♪ Yo, girl, don't even playLike that ♪
552
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,080
♪ Keep it comin' strongGive me all that you got ♪
553
00:25:56,167 --> 00:25:58,287
♪ True baller don't stop ♪
554
00:25:58,375 --> 00:26:01,205
♪ I throw it like a pitcherLet my sex appeal hit ya ♪
555
00:26:01,292 --> 00:26:04,882
♪ Game so sharp that it split yaPlaya what, keep-a stylin' ♪
556
00:26:04,958 --> 00:26:07,498
♪ I ain't been hookedSince Ewing was a Hoya ♪
557
00:26:07,583 --> 00:26:12,793
♪ Can't nobody do it this tightPep be the bomb, that's right ♪
558
00:26:12,875 --> 00:26:15,575
♪ Look at all the playas tryin'To get with me, sit with me ♪
559
00:26:15,667 --> 00:26:17,077
♪ Yo, it ain't shit to me ♪
560
00:26:17,167 --> 00:26:19,037
♪ Imma partyTill I see the sunrise ♪
561
00:26:19,125 --> 00:26:22,125
♪ S to the P, the party liveKeep it comin' baby ♪
562
00:26:22,208 --> 00:26:26,168
♪ Gitty up, baby, gitty upGitty up, gitty up, gitty up ♪
563
00:26:26,250 --> 00:26:28,710
♪ Gimmie all that you gotBaby, don't stop ♪
564
00:26:28,792 --> 00:26:31,172
♪ Keep it comin' strongMake it hot, say what? ♪
565
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,580
♪ Gitty up, baby, gitty upGitty up, gitty up ♪
566
00:26:33,667 --> 00:26:34,877
♪ Yo, I'm tryna get up ♪
567
00:26:34,958 --> 00:26:37,878
♪ Gitty up, girl, give me allThat you got, baby don't stop ♪
568
00:26:37,958 --> 00:26:40,248
♪ Keep it comin' strongMake it hot, say what ♪
569
00:26:41,417 --> 00:26:42,917
♪ Gimme that S and P ♪
570
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,080
♪ Put your hands upPut your hands up ♪
571
00:26:48,708 --> 00:26:51,418
-♪ Everybody say, ho... ♪
-AUDIENCE: Ho!
572
00:26:51,500 --> 00:26:53,580
-♪ Say ho, ho ♪
-AUDIENCE: Ho, ho!
573
00:26:53,667 --> 00:26:56,247
♪ Somebody, anybody ♪
574
00:26:56,333 --> 00:26:58,383
♪ Everybody scream ♪
575
00:26:58,458 --> 00:27:02,248
♪ P-I-N, spare with a rellaAin't no fella ♪
576
00:27:02,333 --> 00:27:05,293
♪ Well a freak your bodyKeep the party hot ♪
577
00:27:05,375 --> 00:27:07,415
♪ Give me all that you gotAnd it don't stop ♪
578
00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:09,960
♪ When it moves down on mePut your grooves down, homie ♪
579
00:27:10,042 --> 00:27:11,292
♪ Can't lose now, come on ♪
580
00:27:11,375 --> 00:27:13,075
♪ Can you break it downTo the bone ♪
581
00:27:14,292 --> 00:27:16,962
♪ Yo boy, I take you homeYou better move ♪
582
00:27:17,042 --> 00:27:19,462
♪ Say gitty up, baby, gitty upGitty up ♪
583
00:27:19,542 --> 00:27:21,212
♪ Gitty up, gitty up ♪
584
00:27:21,042 --> 00:27:23,712
♪ Give me all that you gotBaby, don't stop ♪
585
00:27:23,792 --> 00:27:26,002
♪ Keep it comin' strongMake it hot, say what ♪
586
00:27:26,083 --> 00:27:28,133
♪ Say S and P ♪
-AUDIENCE: S and P!
587
00:27:28,208 --> 00:27:30,458
♪ Say S and P ♪
-AUDIENCE: S and P!
588
00:27:30,542 --> 00:27:32,882
♪ Give me all that you gotBaby, don't stop ♪
589
00:27:32,958 --> 00:27:35,168
♪ Keep it comin' strongMake it hot, say what ♪
590
00:27:35,250 --> 00:27:36,330
♪ Gitty up, baby ♪
591
00:27:36,417 --> 00:27:39,207
♪ You can buy thatFeel the bass and hi-hat ♪
592
00:27:40,750 --> 00:27:43,880
♪ You can buy thatFeel the bass and hi-hat ♪
593
00:27:45,083 --> 00:27:47,173
N.Y.C. in the house.
594
00:27:47,250 --> 00:27:51,710
-Is Brooklyn in the house?
-(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
595
00:27:53,667 --> 00:27:55,037
That's our show for tonight.
596
00:27:55,125 --> 00:27:58,375
I'd like to thank our guests,
Roy Jones Jr., Salt-N-Pepa.
597
00:27:58,458 --> 00:28:00,378
Yo, Flash, take us out.
598
00:28:00,458 --> 00:28:02,998
-♪ (MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-Thank you!
599
00:28:03,048 --> 00:28:07,598
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