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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,333 --> 00:00:12,293 NARRATOR: Uh-oh. Your battery just died. 2 00:00:12,375 --> 00:00:15,415 Now you'll never get that report done in time. 3 00:00:16,125 --> 00:00:17,125 What a great idea! 4 00:00:18,167 --> 00:00:20,167 But will you remember it in the morning? 5 00:00:20,250 --> 00:00:22,170 Why can't someone invent a portable 6 00:00:22,250 --> 00:00:24,080 data transport system? 7 00:00:24,167 --> 00:00:27,287 Well, Millennium Communications 2000 has. 8 00:00:27,375 --> 00:00:30,245 Let us take you into the 21st century and beyond 9 00:00:30,333 --> 00:00:35,043 with our latest breakthrough, The Dataport 2000T. 10 00:00:35,125 --> 00:00:37,625 This device uses state of the art technology 11 00:00:37,708 --> 00:00:40,878 to allow instantaneous transfer of information. 12 00:00:40,958 --> 00:00:43,828 Utilizing the natural force of gravity. 13 00:00:43,917 --> 00:00:45,877 This ink-like substance is forced through 14 00:00:45,958 --> 00:00:49,918 our patented delivery system, onto a rotating orb composed 15 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:54,540 of a space-age polymer used in the manufacture of cars. 16 00:00:54,625 --> 00:00:56,165 You can then download your data 17 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:57,380 onto our lightweight data field. 18 00:00:57,458 --> 00:01:00,208 Made by a process that converts word 19 00:01:00,042 --> 00:01:02,712 into a random access storage area. 20 00:01:03,417 --> 00:01:06,287 Millennium Communications 2000. 21 00:01:06,375 --> 00:01:09,075 Building a better tomorrow today. 22 00:01:11,417 --> 00:01:14,997 ANNOUNCER: From New York City, it's The Chris Rock Show! 23 00:01:17,083 --> 00:01:23,713 Tonight, boxer Roy Jones, Jr., musical guest Salt-N-Pepa. 24 00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:27,882 Plus, musical director Grandmaster Flash. 25 00:01:29,667 --> 00:01:33,877 Ladies and gentlemen, Chris Rock! 26 00:01:33,958 --> 00:01:40,788 (AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING) 27 00:01:46,208 --> 00:01:47,208 Hello. 28 00:01:47,917 --> 00:01:49,457 Thank you all. 29 00:01:49,542 --> 00:01:54,422 (AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING) 30 00:01:54,500 --> 00:01:56,330 (LAUGHS) 31 00:01:59,708 --> 00:02:06,288 -Yeah, yeah, yeah! Hey, oh! -(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING) 32 00:02:06,375 --> 00:02:09,915 Thank you all. Welcome to the show. 33 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:13,920 It's the holiday season. It's holiday season. 34 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,210 You can tell out there it's crazy 35 00:02:15,292 --> 00:02:17,582 and hard to drive around. It's the holiday season, 36 00:02:17,667 --> 00:02:19,707 you can tell. You know how you can tell? 37 00:02:19,792 --> 00:02:22,172 'Cause everybody's in the spirit, man. 38 00:02:22,250 --> 00:02:25,040 Even the Bloods are in the holiday spirit. 39 00:02:25,125 --> 00:02:27,245 You know, because they'll still rob you. 40 00:02:27,333 --> 00:02:29,463 But they'll give you back your baby pictures. 41 00:02:29,542 --> 00:02:31,672 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 42 00:02:31,750 --> 00:02:34,040 They got rid of the box cutters and got some butter knives. 43 00:02:34,125 --> 00:02:36,205 -It's Christmas. -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 44 00:02:36,292 --> 00:02:40,132 You know, last week at the Thanksgiving Day Parade, 45 00:02:40,208 --> 00:02:42,958 the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. 46 00:02:43,042 --> 00:02:45,002 I hope you didn't go to that Woolworth Parade. 47 00:02:45,875 --> 00:02:48,205 The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, 48 00:02:48,042 --> 00:02:51,332 the Cat In The Hat balloon went out of control, 49 00:02:51,417 --> 00:02:54,077 and injured a woman, man. She's like, she's messed up. 50 00:02:54,167 --> 00:02:58,377 The spokesperson for Dr. Seuss released a statement saying, 51 00:02:58,458 --> 00:03:01,078 "I would not like a balloon upside my head. 52 00:03:01,167 --> 00:03:04,497 I would not like to end up motherfucking dead." 53 00:03:04,583 --> 00:03:11,463 (AUDIENCE LAUGHS, APPLAUDS) 54 00:03:14,125 --> 00:03:16,375 Yep, that's exactly what he said. 55 00:03:16,458 --> 00:03:18,828 Now, what else is going on? 56 00:03:18,917 --> 00:03:20,787 President Clinton, Billy Bill. 57 00:03:20,875 --> 00:03:24,035 You know, he's under a lot of pressure lately, man. 58 00:03:24,125 --> 00:03:26,125 Clinton's been investigated so much that now 59 00:03:26,208 --> 00:03:29,378 he's starting to get his investigations confused. 60 00:03:29,458 --> 00:03:31,708 He's getting them all mixed up because today 61 00:03:31,792 --> 00:03:34,502 he denied calling up Paula Jones for money. 62 00:03:34,583 --> 00:03:36,883 And then he whipped out his dick to Janet Reno. 63 00:03:36,958 --> 00:03:42,328 (AUDIENCE LAUGHS, APPLAUDS) 64 00:03:42,417 --> 00:03:43,457 They love it. 65 00:03:45,958 --> 00:03:47,168 Now, turning to show business, now. 66 00:03:47,250 --> 00:03:49,290 In an interview this week, Will Smith, 67 00:03:49,375 --> 00:03:52,165 you know, Big Willie said... 68 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:56,170 Big Willie said he gets pulled over by the cops twice a month. 69 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,920 And the cops say, "you're a nigger 70 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:00,500 with a nice car. Shut the fuck up." 71 00:04:00,583 --> 00:04:03,963 Now if that's how they treat The Fresh Prince, 72 00:04:04,042 --> 00:04:07,132 Ice Cube must be getting his ass kicked twice a day. 73 00:04:07,208 --> 00:04:13,878 (AUDIENCE LAUGHS, APPLAUDS) 74 00:04:18,458 --> 00:04:20,128 Poor Ice Cube, man. 75 00:04:20,208 --> 00:04:22,628 I guess they just hang Busta Rhymes. 76 00:04:22,708 --> 00:04:25,128 -Now... -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 77 00:04:25,208 --> 00:04:26,668 You know what happened last week. 78 00:04:26,750 --> 00:04:30,040 After being paid a million dollars, 79 00:04:30,125 --> 00:04:32,745 Whitney Houston, you know, Whitney Houston 80 00:04:32,833 --> 00:04:35,003 cancelled her performance at the mass wedding 81 00:04:35,083 --> 00:04:36,213 for the Moonies. 82 00:04:36,292 --> 00:04:37,882 Just cancelled. "Forget it, I ain't going, 83 00:04:37,958 --> 00:04:39,748 I'm a diva, I'm not showing up." 84 00:04:39,833 --> 00:04:41,333 Here's your money back, too. 85 00:04:41,417 --> 00:04:43,627 Now people don't know this, but Bobby Brown 86 00:04:43,708 --> 00:04:45,668 offered to sing in her place. 87 00:04:45,750 --> 00:04:50,670 He did! Bobby said, "Hey, a million, hey, why not?" 88 00:04:50,750 --> 00:04:54,960 But the Moonies said, "We wouldn't let you sing 89 00:04:55,042 --> 00:04:57,422 unless you brought Ralph, Ronnie, Ricky, and Mike." 90 00:04:57,500 --> 00:05:00,670 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 91 00:05:00,750 --> 00:05:05,210 Now the big news this week is Latrell Sprewell. 92 00:05:05,042 --> 00:05:09,042 Latrell Sprewell of the Golden State Warriors 93 00:05:09,125 --> 00:05:13,245 was suspended for a year after he tried to strangle his coach. 94 00:05:13,333 --> 00:05:17,003 -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) -Tried to strangle his coach. 95 00:05:17,083 --> 00:05:20,503 Now he can't play professional basketball no more. 96 00:05:20,583 --> 00:05:21,833 But you know what the good news is? 97 00:05:21,917 --> 00:05:23,537 He found some work as a nanny. 98 00:05:23,625 --> 00:05:30,575 (AUDIENCE LAUGHS, APPLAUDS) 99 00:05:33,542 --> 00:05:36,792 Tried to strangle his coach. 100 00:05:36,875 --> 00:05:42,205 -I don't want to pick-and-roll. -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 101 00:05:42,042 --> 00:05:44,382 You box that motherfucker out! 102 00:05:44,458 --> 00:05:47,628 Okay, it's been a bad week for Sprewell. 103 00:05:47,708 --> 00:05:50,578 But it's been a bad year for Dennis Rodman 104 00:05:50,667 --> 00:05:52,167 'cause not only is he not 105 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,170 the league leading rebounder anymore, 106 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,040 but now with Sprewell acting crazy, 107 00:05:56,125 --> 00:05:58,375 he's not the league leading asshole no more. 108 00:05:58,458 --> 00:06:02,208 (AUDIENCE LAUGHS, APPLAUDS) 109 00:06:02,042 --> 00:06:04,212 Y'all, we got a great show tonight. 110 00:06:04,042 --> 00:06:06,502 We've got Roy Jones Jr. in the house. 111 00:06:06,583 --> 00:06:09,173 -We got... -(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING) 112 00:06:09,250 --> 00:06:11,880 We got Salt-N-Pepa in the house. 113 00:06:11,958 --> 00:06:15,208 (AUDIENCE CHEERS, APPLAUDS) 114 00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:18,462 And don't forget to give it up for Grandmaster Flash. 115 00:06:18,542 --> 00:06:25,042 (AUDIENCE CHEERS, APPLAUDS) 116 00:06:26,417 --> 00:06:28,627 Now, whenever I walk around New York, 117 00:06:28,708 --> 00:06:30,918 I always see tons of people wearing Walkmans. 118 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:33,170 I always wonder, "What are they listening to?" 119 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:35,960 So, now with some advanced technology, we here at 120 00:06:36,042 --> 00:06:40,002 The Chris Rock Show went out there with a hidden camera 121 00:06:40,083 --> 00:06:41,793 to tap into people's headphones. 122 00:06:42,875 --> 00:06:45,325 ♪ I like big butts And I cannot lie ♪ 123 00:06:45,417 --> 00:06:46,997 ♪ You other brothers Can't deny ♪ 124 00:06:47,083 --> 00:06:49,173 ♪ When a girl walks in With a itty bitty waist ♪ 125 00:06:49,250 --> 00:06:51,710 ♪ And a round thing In your face you get sprung ♪ 126 00:06:51,792 --> 00:06:54,002 ♪ Want to pull up tough 'cause You noticed that butt was ♪ 127 00:06:54,875 --> 00:06:57,075 Hello, I'm Gilbert Gottfried. 128 00:06:57,167 --> 00:07:01,827 And welcome to Books on Tape, The Dictionary, Chapter One. 129 00:07:01,917 --> 00:07:06,827 A, Aardvark, a large, burrowing nocturnal African mammal 130 00:07:06,917 --> 00:07:11,417 that has an extensile tongue, large ears, and heavy hair. 131 00:07:12,208 --> 00:07:17,458 (VARIOUS ANIMAL SOUNDS) 132 00:07:17,542 --> 00:07:20,542 MAN: You are not a dork. People like you. 133 00:07:20,625 --> 00:07:22,995 They just have a funny way of showing it. 134 00:07:23,083 --> 00:07:24,293 By weeding you. 135 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:32,790 ♪ (MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 136 00:07:34,042 --> 00:07:36,212 MAN: Important Japanese phrases. 137 00:07:36,292 --> 00:07:39,542 (MAN SPEAKING IN JAPANESE) 138 00:07:39,625 --> 00:07:42,535 MAN: I prefer a woman with large breasts. 139 00:07:43,792 --> 00:07:50,172 ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 140 00:07:52,708 --> 00:07:57,748 (MAN SPEAKING IN JAPANESE) 141 00:07:57,833 --> 00:08:00,923 -MAN: Yes! -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 142 00:08:01,708 --> 00:08:08,038 ♪ (YODELING) ♪ 143 00:08:12,500 --> 00:08:18,040 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING) 144 00:08:18,125 --> 00:08:22,495 Hey, now the year 2000 is fast approaching. 145 00:08:22,583 --> 00:08:24,713 And if you're like me, you're doing everything 146 00:08:24,792 --> 00:08:28,082 you can to get ready for the millennium. 147 00:08:28,167 --> 00:08:31,537 What do you think is going to happen in the year 2000? 148 00:08:31,625 --> 00:08:33,165 EVE: A lot of people that are trying to hide things 149 00:08:33,250 --> 00:08:34,790 are not gonna be able to hide things anymore. 150 00:08:34,875 --> 00:08:37,165 -The truth's coming out. -Like Marv Albert. 151 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:41,040 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 152 00:08:41,125 --> 00:08:42,995 Now the 21st century is coming. 153 00:08:43,083 --> 00:08:45,213 And you're gonna have to change your name. 154 00:08:45,042 --> 00:08:47,132 How about 25th century drapes? 155 00:08:47,208 --> 00:08:49,668 That way you don't have to worry about it for four centuries. 156 00:08:51,167 --> 00:08:53,037 No, I don't think so. 157 00:08:53,125 --> 00:08:54,995 Our job is just a small piece of the millennium. 158 00:08:55,083 --> 00:08:57,543 It's to promote and plan what's gonna happen in New York City. 159 00:08:57,625 --> 00:08:59,245 Are they going to ship in more hookers? 160 00:09:01,333 --> 00:09:04,003 -Big butt drapes? -No. 161 00:09:04,083 --> 00:09:06,583 -No. Little butt drapes? -No. 162 00:09:06,667 --> 00:09:08,127 Now, they say New York is cleaner, right? 163 00:09:08,208 --> 00:09:09,958 -Cleaner. -And there's less crime? 164 00:09:10,042 --> 00:09:11,502 -A lot less crime. -Don't you see that 165 00:09:11,583 --> 00:09:13,883 as a sign that the world is about to end? 166 00:09:13,958 --> 00:09:15,498 How about Chris Rock drapes? 167 00:09:17,042 --> 00:09:18,172 No. 168 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:19,210 These are predictions. 169 00:09:19,292 --> 00:09:21,172 Oh, predictions. You're like Jimmy The Greek. 170 00:09:21,250 --> 00:09:24,830 I'm not like Jimmy The Greek. I'm like Lady A The Witch. 171 00:09:24,917 --> 00:09:28,827 There's always something more that can be learned. 172 00:09:28,917 --> 00:09:30,997 -In the drape? -In the drapery business. 173 00:09:31,083 --> 00:09:34,083 Okay, it's kind of like being a Jedi? 174 00:09:34,167 --> 00:09:37,127 And then the tidal wave that's going to hit New York. 175 00:09:37,208 --> 00:09:38,998 CHRIS ROCK: A tidal wave is going to hit New York? 176 00:09:39,083 --> 00:09:40,713 LADY A: We're talking huge. 177 00:09:40,792 --> 00:09:42,832 Now, if the tidal wave comes, 178 00:09:42,917 --> 00:09:44,327 will alternate sides of the street parking 179 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:46,167 -be suspended? -I think it will. 180 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,380 People are awakening. 181 00:09:48,458 --> 00:09:50,168 It's happening through the sexual energy, 182 00:09:50,250 --> 00:09:53,290 which is rising up. Yes, and people are changing. 183 00:09:53,375 --> 00:09:55,375 It comes up, it comes up all the way to... 184 00:09:55,458 --> 00:09:58,328 It comes up. I haven't had sex in a while and it's up to here. 185 00:09:58,417 --> 00:10:00,037 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 186 00:10:00,125 --> 00:10:01,995 You ever watch Bewitched? 187 00:10:02,083 --> 00:10:03,463 Yeah, it's ridiculous. 188 00:10:03,542 --> 00:10:05,292 -Okay. -I used to watch it. 189 00:10:05,375 --> 00:10:07,075 A long time ago. Yeah, I wish. 190 00:10:08,417 --> 00:10:11,627 What's going to happen is plagues will be set forth 191 00:10:11,708 --> 00:10:15,208 on the earth as a result of the rejection of God 192 00:10:15,292 --> 00:10:17,422 and they embrace the Antichrist. 193 00:10:17,500 --> 00:10:19,580 and they embrace Satan's way of doing things. 194 00:10:19,667 --> 00:10:20,957 Should I cancel my cable? 195 00:10:22,667 --> 00:10:25,327 What performers do you think should wear capes? 196 00:10:25,417 --> 00:10:27,627 Oh, I'm going to give you a cape so you can try it out 197 00:10:27,708 --> 00:10:30,038 -and take a rundown yourself. -Okay. 198 00:10:30,125 --> 00:10:32,785 There is an Antichrist. Do you have any idea who he is? 199 00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:35,880 Nobody knows exactly who he is. 200 00:10:35,958 --> 00:10:36,998 Any suspicions? 201 00:10:37,083 --> 00:10:39,043 -Some suspect... -Burt Reynolds? 202 00:10:39,125 --> 00:10:42,075 (WICKED LAUGHTER) 203 00:10:42,167 --> 00:10:43,457 LADY A: You're in a decision period 204 00:10:43,542 --> 00:10:44,632 in your life right now. 205 00:10:44,708 --> 00:10:46,288 You're gonna make a decision. 206 00:10:46,375 --> 00:10:48,665 I know what decision you're talking about. 207 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,080 And I've been giving it a lot of thought. 208 00:10:54,458 --> 00:10:56,918 Red cape or black cape? 209 00:10:57,708 --> 00:11:04,328 (AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING) 210 00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:09,165 CHRIS: You think you're going to have to change the name 211 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,750 -of the garage? -Not at all. 212 00:11:10,833 --> 00:11:12,753 I think the name is gonna stay just the way it is. 213 00:11:12,833 --> 00:11:15,583 Man will learn more and more to have orgasm 214 00:11:15,667 --> 00:11:16,787 without ejaculating. 215 00:11:16,875 --> 00:11:19,125 Did you ever have an orgasm without ejaculating? 216 00:11:19,208 --> 00:11:22,748 -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) -Can't say that I have. 217 00:11:22,833 --> 00:11:24,923 -You're a teacher of this? -Yeah, yeah, but not, it's not-- 218 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,790 You teach by-- Not by having sex. 219 00:11:27,875 --> 00:11:29,285 Would you consider wearing a cape 220 00:11:29,375 --> 00:11:31,165 to park a car in the year 2000? 221 00:11:31,250 --> 00:11:33,170 Hmm. 222 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:40,170 (AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING) 223 00:11:41,375 --> 00:11:43,455 Burt Reynolds wore a cape. 224 00:11:43,542 --> 00:11:47,712 Liberace, Superman, Batman, but they don't count. 225 00:11:47,792 --> 00:11:49,292 Where's this cape thing going? 226 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:53,165 -♪ (MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ -(AUDIENCE CHEERING) 227 00:11:53,250 --> 00:11:55,330 Do you have premonitions about the future? 228 00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:57,833 Yeah, that it's going to be better. 229 00:11:57,917 --> 00:11:59,827 What about the fourth race at Belmont? 230 00:12:01,042 --> 00:12:02,712 I'll put my money on the seven horse. 231 00:12:02,792 --> 00:12:04,002 Seven horse. 232 00:12:04,083 --> 00:12:09,423 -(POST HORN SOUNDS) -(CHEERS) 233 00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:11,710 Yeah, yeah, yeah! 234 00:12:11,792 --> 00:12:16,462 -(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) -(CHEERS) 235 00:12:17,125 --> 00:12:24,075 (AUDIENCE CHEERS, APPLAUDS) 236 00:12:24,167 --> 00:12:28,457 Hey, my first guest is a WBC light heavyweight champion 237 00:12:28,542 --> 00:12:31,132 of the world and is considered the best 238 00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:32,708 fighter pound for pound in the world. 239 00:12:32,792 --> 00:12:38,382 -Please welcome Roy Jones Jr. -(AUDIENCE CHEERS, APPLAUDS) 240 00:12:46,375 --> 00:12:47,825 -How you doing, man? -All right. 241 00:12:47,917 --> 00:12:51,167 -Ladies and gentlemen, Roy. -(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING) 242 00:12:51,250 --> 00:12:56,170 -Whoa! -(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING) 243 00:12:56,250 --> 00:12:58,880 They love it. They love it, they love it. I love it. 244 00:12:58,958 --> 00:13:02,538 Women are actually screaming. Actually, I've always said that. 245 00:13:02,625 --> 00:13:06,495 Women want to feel safe with whatever man they're with. 246 00:13:06,583 --> 00:13:10,133 And what's safer than being with a guy who knocks 247 00:13:10,208 --> 00:13:12,788 -everybody the fuck out? -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 248 00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:14,205 -I don't know. -I mean, 249 00:13:14,042 --> 00:13:15,212 have you ever knocked out somebody, 250 00:13:15,292 --> 00:13:17,212 and got a woman over that? 251 00:13:17,292 --> 00:13:20,542 No. Actually, I've had a lot of women to like me 252 00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:21,875 after knocking someone out, 253 00:13:21,958 --> 00:13:23,628 'cause they didn't like the person. 254 00:13:23,708 --> 00:13:25,788 Oh, okay. Now what is that-- To me 255 00:13:25,875 --> 00:13:27,915 that's got to be the biggest high in the world, 256 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,210 to knock a man out. 257 00:13:29,292 --> 00:13:32,002 You're like, "I don't like you." "Oh, yeah? I don't like you." 258 00:13:32,083 --> 00:13:36,133 Pow! And they're down on the ground 259 00:13:36,208 --> 00:13:38,328 and you're up like, "Yeah, motherfucker." 260 00:13:38,417 --> 00:13:41,747 I mean what is it, 'cause a little guy, 261 00:13:41,833 --> 00:13:44,753 I ain't knocking nobody out without a brick. 262 00:13:44,833 --> 00:13:47,173 -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) -So, I mean, 263 00:13:47,250 --> 00:13:50,960 explain to me, what is it like to knock a man out? 264 00:13:51,042 --> 00:13:53,082 Well, a lot of times it's according 265 00:13:53,167 --> 00:13:54,247 to how the person is. 266 00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:56,713 Some guys-- See, I don't really have any hate, 267 00:13:56,792 --> 00:13:58,752 for other fighters or nobody. I don't like to hate people. 268 00:13:58,833 --> 00:14:01,213 I think hate is something that this world should be without. 269 00:14:01,042 --> 00:14:02,542 So I don't do that, I don't hate. 270 00:14:02,625 --> 00:14:04,455 -Yeah. -(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING) 271 00:14:04,542 --> 00:14:07,382 But sometimes guys come off-- 272 00:14:07,458 --> 00:14:09,458 You don't hate people, but you hate to see 273 00:14:09,542 --> 00:14:11,132 people standing in the ring with you. 274 00:14:11,208 --> 00:14:13,498 With gloves on. You got a pair of gloves on. 275 00:14:13,583 --> 00:14:15,963 What you doing? What you tryna do to me? 276 00:14:16,042 --> 00:14:18,042 My mom taught if you hit me or if I thought 277 00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:20,035 you were gonna hit me, hit you back or hit you first. 278 00:14:20,125 --> 00:14:22,625 They got on gloves, I'm like, "What you trying to do?" 279 00:14:22,708 --> 00:14:24,418 I didn't do anything to you. I didn't take your candy. 280 00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:25,670 What you jumping on me for? 281 00:14:25,750 --> 00:14:26,920 So, I get rid of 'em. 282 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:32,000 -All right. -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING) 283 00:14:32,083 --> 00:14:33,173 You got to get rid of them. 284 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,210 -Gotta go, gotta go. -Gotta go, gotta go. 285 00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:37,252 Now you see the whole Sprewell thingy. 286 00:14:38,458 --> 00:14:39,878 He beat up the coach or whatever. 287 00:14:39,958 --> 00:14:41,038 You ever get mad and, like, 288 00:14:41,125 --> 00:14:42,665 punch the trainer in the face or something? 289 00:14:42,750 --> 00:14:44,790 (CHUCKLES) No. But, you know, 290 00:14:44,875 --> 00:14:46,125 I don't get that mad, like I said before. 291 00:14:46,208 --> 00:14:47,578 I'm kind of cool under pressure. 292 00:14:47,667 --> 00:14:49,207 But sometimes they'll tell you stuff 293 00:14:49,292 --> 00:14:50,422 and it'll make you think. 294 00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:52,500 I won 11 rounds against James Toney. 295 00:14:52,583 --> 00:14:54,293 I come back after the 11th round, I'm tired. 296 00:14:54,375 --> 00:14:56,455 But I've won every round, I'm pretty sure of, right? 297 00:14:56,542 --> 00:14:58,832 And my coach goes, "Look, you got to win this round." 298 00:14:58,917 --> 00:15:01,537 -I'm like, "What?" -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 299 00:15:01,625 --> 00:15:03,205 And so, I'm like, "What is he talking about?" 300 00:15:03,292 --> 00:15:04,332 He jumped when you said what. 301 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,830 -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) -No, no. 302 00:15:06,917 --> 00:15:08,167 I'm like, "Well, don't pay any attention, 303 00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:09,790 he's just probably panicking 304 00:15:09,875 --> 00:15:11,995 'cause this is the biggest time of our life together." 305 00:15:12,083 --> 00:15:14,253 So I waited for a minute, just stared into space. 306 00:15:14,333 --> 00:15:16,083 Then he came back, and realized I really wasn't 307 00:15:16,167 --> 00:15:17,377 paying much attention anymore and said, 308 00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:19,078 "Well, I don't mean it like that", and he changed it. 309 00:15:19,167 --> 00:15:20,377 And I understood what he was saying, 310 00:15:20,458 --> 00:15:22,208 but I understood the situation myself. 311 00:15:22,292 --> 00:15:23,382 He didn't want me to get robbed. 312 00:15:23,458 --> 00:15:25,038 And you didn't want to beat his ass? 313 00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:26,375 I was going to beat him anyway. 314 00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:27,498 -Oh, okay. -Right. 315 00:15:29,083 --> 00:15:30,713 Did you ever bite anybody in the ear? 316 00:15:30,792 --> 00:15:36,882 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING) 317 00:15:37,167 --> 00:15:38,627 No. 318 00:15:38,708 --> 00:15:40,458 I actually-- I had to look good. 319 00:15:40,542 --> 00:15:42,132 I was fishing one day on the bridge back at home. 320 00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:44,828 And this little girl, her father comes over. "You know him?" 321 00:15:44,917 --> 00:15:46,167 She goes, "No, who is he?" 322 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,170 He said "That's that prize fighter. 323 00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:48,500 That's the guy that fights." 324 00:15:48,583 --> 00:15:51,133 She said, "Oh... does he bite?" 325 00:15:51,208 --> 00:15:52,828 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 326 00:15:52,917 --> 00:15:54,417 I laughed so hard, man. 327 00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:57,000 But the only time I bit a guy, when I was small, I was young. 328 00:15:57,083 --> 00:15:58,633 I was weighing about 95 and this guy 329 00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:00,288 weighed like 125 pounds, 330 00:16:00,375 --> 00:16:02,035 and my father had me sparring with him. 331 00:16:02,125 --> 00:16:03,285 And he kept pushing me with his shoulder. 332 00:16:03,375 --> 00:16:05,285 My father was like, "Push him around, bully him, bully him." 333 00:16:05,375 --> 00:16:07,245 Telling him to bully me to try to make me blow up. 334 00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:09,543 And he kept hitting me with his shoulder, so finally I said, 335 00:16:09,625 --> 00:16:10,665 "I only got one thing to do 336 00:16:10,750 --> 00:16:12,380 since he's hitting me in the mouth with his shoulder." 337 00:16:12,458 --> 00:16:13,418 Bite him. 338 00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:15,170 So, I bit him on the shoulder. He hollered, "Ah!" 339 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,630 But he didn't put his shoulder on me no more, 340 00:16:16,708 --> 00:16:19,038 and he got out there and I just dominated him. 341 00:16:19,125 --> 00:16:20,205 But it's one thing. 342 00:16:20,292 --> 00:16:22,042 I can bite him back in the square ring at the gym. 343 00:16:22,125 --> 00:16:24,165 But you can't bite a man in Madison Square Garden. 344 00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:28,540 -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING) -You know? 345 00:16:28,625 --> 00:16:30,825 You can't do that. No biting at the Garden. 346 00:16:30,917 --> 00:16:34,167 -No. -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 347 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,830 The Knicks need to bite somebody. 348 00:16:35,917 --> 00:16:42,787 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING) 349 00:16:43,792 --> 00:16:46,752 You... It's weird that to me the fighter 350 00:16:46,833 --> 00:16:49,713 who's at the top of his game, you're making dough, 351 00:16:49,792 --> 00:16:51,632 and you're not down with Don King. 352 00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:54,170 How the hell did that happen? 353 00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:57,330 Well, basically, I wanted to maintain control of my life. 354 00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:59,577 After seeing all the things that guys went through. 355 00:16:59,667 --> 00:17:00,997 Don King is the best promoter 356 00:17:01,083 --> 00:17:02,133 that there has ever been in boxing. 357 00:17:02,208 --> 00:17:03,498 -Okay. -That's the honest to God truth. 358 00:17:03,583 --> 00:17:05,543 It's just that you have to know how to handle him, 359 00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,665 and the way he gets the advantage is 360 00:17:07,750 --> 00:17:09,830 he catches these guys when they need him the most, 361 00:17:09,917 --> 00:17:11,627 and they have nothing else to turn to. 362 00:17:11,708 --> 00:17:13,248 The only player in town is Don King. 363 00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,423 So, you have to deal with Don on Don's terms. 364 00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:18,210 I will deal with Don, but we're going to deal on my terms. 365 00:17:18,042 --> 00:17:22,582 -Oh, okay. I hear that. -(AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING) 366 00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:24,167 I hear that, I hear that. 367 00:17:24,250 --> 00:17:27,170 (AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING) 368 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,460 I didn't even realize-- You always see Don in boxing, 369 00:17:29,542 --> 00:17:31,252 but I never realized how powerful Don King 370 00:17:31,333 --> 00:17:34,253 was until I watched the Holyfield-Moorer fight. 371 00:17:34,333 --> 00:17:36,133 At the end of the fight they said, "Holyfield, 372 00:17:36,208 --> 00:17:37,828 you gonna fight, what's the guy, Lennox Lewis?" 373 00:17:37,917 --> 00:17:39,457 He said, "I got to talk to Don King." 374 00:17:39,542 --> 00:17:41,332 I said, "What happened to God?" 375 00:17:41,417 --> 00:17:46,127 -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING) -He was like Don... 376 00:17:46,208 --> 00:17:48,288 I was like God, God... I was like, 377 00:17:48,375 --> 00:17:51,075 "When the hell did Don King get ahead of God?" 378 00:17:51,167 --> 00:17:52,747 -I don't know, I don't know. -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 379 00:17:52,833 --> 00:17:54,293 Don't fuck with Don King, man. 380 00:17:54,375 --> 00:17:57,125 -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) -He got Holyfield. 381 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,920 So now, what's next for you? 382 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,500 What's the next thing for Roy Jones? 383 00:18:01,583 --> 00:18:03,383 Probably to move up to the Cruiserweight division. 384 00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:04,918 These guys are a little bigger than me. 385 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,960 but, it's no big thing. I have to take a chance. 386 00:18:07,042 --> 00:18:08,042 People want to see me fight. 387 00:18:08,125 --> 00:18:10,075 And it's really no fun fighting guys my size 388 00:18:10,167 --> 00:18:12,077 because I've been beating them up pretty bad. 389 00:18:12,167 --> 00:18:14,497 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 390 00:18:14,583 --> 00:18:15,713 Will you go to heavyweight? 391 00:18:15,792 --> 00:18:17,212 Yeah, I'll eventually get to heavyweight. 392 00:18:17,042 --> 00:18:19,002 -Get outta here! -I have no other choice. 393 00:18:19,083 --> 00:18:23,583 (AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING) 394 00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:25,377 Are you going to fight Holyfield? 395 00:18:25,458 --> 00:18:28,958 -You'll have to talk to Don. -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 396 00:18:29,042 --> 00:18:32,422 Thanks for showing up, man. Thank you, Roy Jones Jr. 397 00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:33,750 Give it up. 398 00:18:33,833 --> 00:18:40,423 (AUDIENCE CHEERS, APPLAUDS) 399 00:18:43,792 --> 00:18:46,752 NARRATIVE: How many times has this happened to you? 400 00:18:46,833 --> 00:18:50,883 The whole family gathers for a night of must-see TV 401 00:18:50,958 --> 00:18:53,078 when the cable goes out. 402 00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:56,633 (SMACKING GUM) 403 00:18:56,708 --> 00:18:59,828 Looks like another evening of Boggle. 404 00:18:59,917 --> 00:19:01,827 Well, stop living in the 20th century 405 00:19:01,917 --> 00:19:05,327 and leap into the future with the Wavelink 2000. 406 00:19:05,417 --> 00:19:08,167 A revolutionary dual analog data receptor 407 00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:11,130 from Millennium Communications 2000. 408 00:19:11,208 --> 00:19:13,878 Thanks to a breakthrough in information transmission, 409 00:19:13,958 --> 00:19:17,828 you can now receive your TV signal through the air. 410 00:19:17,917 --> 00:19:19,747 Originally developed by NASA. 411 00:19:19,833 --> 00:19:23,083 Millennium Communications 2000 has refined this system 412 00:19:23,167 --> 00:19:24,247 for home use. 413 00:19:24,917 --> 00:19:26,497 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 414 00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:28,963 Millennium Communications. 415 00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:32,382 We don't make things, we make better things. 416 00:19:33,667 --> 00:19:38,417 (AUDIENCE CHEERS, APPLAUDS) 417 00:19:41,125 --> 00:19:44,285 Now everybody knows about the McCaugheys, 418 00:19:44,375 --> 00:19:46,995 parents of the septuplets who live in Iowa. 419 00:19:47,083 --> 00:19:50,173 Now, they've received an outpouring of assistance 420 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,250 from corporations and local charities. 421 00:19:52,333 --> 00:19:54,583 However, what people don't realize is that 422 00:19:54,667 --> 00:19:56,077 there's a Black woman 423 00:19:56,167 --> 00:20:00,167 who recently gave birth to decoptuplets, 424 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,880 and hasn't made one headline. 425 00:20:02,958 --> 00:20:05,078 We at The Chris Rock Show wanna help her out. 426 00:20:05,167 --> 00:20:09,167 So here, via satellite, please welcome Dawn Wise. 427 00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:14,130 (AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING) 428 00:20:14,208 --> 00:20:17,628 Welcome to the show, Dawn. Now, decoptuplets. 429 00:20:17,708 --> 00:20:20,878 I didn't go to fancy school. How many babies is that? 430 00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:22,168 Eighteen. 431 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,290 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 432 00:20:24,375 --> 00:20:28,575 Eighteen babies. Good Lord! What was that like? 433 00:20:28,667 --> 00:20:30,997 Chris, it's like going to the grocery store 434 00:20:31,083 --> 00:20:32,883 for just a loaf of bread and coming out 435 00:20:32,958 --> 00:20:34,168 with your own price club. 436 00:20:34,250 --> 00:20:36,580 -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) -Now let me ask you this. 437 00:20:36,667 --> 00:20:39,997 Did you have a C-section, or was it natural birth? 438 00:20:40,083 --> 00:20:43,133 There's nothing natural about having 18 babies. 439 00:20:43,208 --> 00:20:45,458 I'm not a German Shepherd. 440 00:20:45,542 --> 00:20:48,042 Chris, I had babies coming out of everywhere. 441 00:20:48,125 --> 00:20:50,125 My ears, my nose. 442 00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:52,878 My dentist delivered the youngest one. 443 00:20:52,958 --> 00:20:55,208 She was hiding under my wisdom tooth. 444 00:20:55,292 --> 00:20:57,212 -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) -Now... 445 00:20:57,042 --> 00:20:59,712 You don't seem happy like that mother in Iowa. 446 00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:00,792 Why is that? 447 00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:03,540 I had 18 babies. 448 00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:06,330 Of course that McCaughey woman's happy 449 00:21:06,417 --> 00:21:08,377 'cause for her, it was like winning the lottery. 450 00:21:08,458 --> 00:21:10,378 She's getting a lot of free shit. 451 00:21:10,458 --> 00:21:14,918 She got Pampers, baby food, a minivan, and a house. 452 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:18,790 -And what did you get? -I got 18 babies. 453 00:21:18,875 --> 00:21:22,495 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING) 454 00:21:22,583 --> 00:21:25,423 And they also gave me a big ass hospital bill 455 00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:27,290 for one-point-two million dollars. 456 00:21:28,667 --> 00:21:29,997 What happens if you don't pay the bill? 457 00:21:30,083 --> 00:21:31,963 Do they take a couple of the babies back? 458 00:21:32,042 --> 00:21:34,672 -I wish. -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 459 00:21:34,750 --> 00:21:37,040 Now, how is your husband taking this? 460 00:21:37,125 --> 00:21:39,535 Well, he was fine until he saw number 16 461 00:21:39,625 --> 00:21:41,745 and that just pushed him right over the edge. 462 00:21:41,833 --> 00:21:44,423 But he's doing fine now, Chris. He's out looking for work. 463 00:21:45,625 --> 00:21:46,915 Is he's unemployed? 464 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:50,170 Hell no, he has three jobs. He's trying to find two more. 465 00:21:50,250 --> 00:21:51,460 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 466 00:21:51,542 --> 00:21:53,332 I guess you got a Jamaican man, huh? 467 00:21:53,417 --> 00:21:56,747 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING) 468 00:21:56,833 --> 00:21:59,503 Lemme ask you this, were you taking any fertility drugs? 469 00:22:00,417 --> 00:22:01,457 Kind of. 470 00:22:02,042 --> 00:22:03,462 What do you mean "kind of"? 471 00:22:04,292 --> 00:22:05,632 Man, I smoked some weed 472 00:22:05,708 --> 00:22:07,708 and forgot to take my birth control pill. 473 00:22:07,792 --> 00:22:11,632 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING) 474 00:22:11,708 --> 00:22:13,958 Now hey, a Joanna Albee short record 475 00:22:14,042 --> 00:22:15,462 will get you in trouble every time. 476 00:22:15,542 --> 00:22:18,042 Now, didn't you know from that sonogram 477 00:22:18,125 --> 00:22:20,325 that you were going to have 18 babies? 478 00:22:20,417 --> 00:22:23,627 No, my quack doctor told me that I was gonna have 479 00:22:23,708 --> 00:22:25,878 a big ass baby with a lumpy head. 480 00:22:25,958 --> 00:22:27,708 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 481 00:22:27,792 --> 00:22:29,212 You know, now I've seen the McCaugheys 482 00:22:29,292 --> 00:22:30,922 all over the place. 483 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,000 Are you going to be on any other shows? 484 00:22:33,083 --> 00:22:35,963 Well, Ricki Lake invited me to do her show, 485 00:22:36,042 --> 00:22:38,212 but when she found out that I had a Black husband 486 00:22:38,292 --> 00:22:40,922 and an education, she didn't want me anymore. 487 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:46,830 (AUDIENCE CHEERING, APPLAUDING) 488 00:22:46,917 --> 00:22:51,667 Yeah, Ricki can do that. What did you name the babies? 489 00:22:51,750 --> 00:22:57,380 Okay there's Larry Jr., Dwayne, Roger, Rerun, J. J., Michael, 490 00:22:57,458 --> 00:23:03,168 Thelma, Greg, Marsha, Peter, Jan, Bobby, Cindy, 491 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:07,130 Buffy, Jody, Mr. French, Moesha, and Urkel. 492 00:23:09,125 --> 00:23:10,825 Well, you know what, we said we would help you, 493 00:23:10,917 --> 00:23:14,997 so we are sending you 18 baby car seats, 494 00:23:15,083 --> 00:23:17,003 a coupon for Popeye's fried chicken, 495 00:23:17,083 --> 00:23:20,003 and your own Chris Rock Show jacket. That's right. 496 00:23:21,833 --> 00:23:25,173 What in the hell am I going to do with 18 baby car seats? 497 00:23:25,250 --> 00:23:28,000 I don't even have a car. I want a minivan. 498 00:23:28,417 --> 00:23:29,577 I'll tell you what, 499 00:23:29,667 --> 00:23:32,497 if you give us an exclusive peek at those babies, 500 00:23:32,583 --> 00:23:34,333 maybe we can work something out. 501 00:23:34,417 --> 00:23:35,627 Okay, here they go. 502 00:23:36,708 --> 00:23:38,788 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 503 00:23:38,875 --> 00:23:41,125 CHRIS: Hey! That's enough, that's enough. 504 00:23:41,208 --> 00:23:43,128 The minivan is on its way. 505 00:23:43,208 --> 00:23:47,328 Thanks for coming. Anita Wise, everybody! Dawn Wise! All right. 506 00:23:47,417 --> 00:23:52,747 (AUDIENCE CHEERS, APPLAUDS) 507 00:23:52,833 --> 00:23:55,963 Here to perform "Gitty Up" off their latest album, 508 00:23:56,042 --> 00:23:58,422 Brand New, give it up for Salt-N-Pepa. 509 00:23:58,500 --> 00:24:01,330 Featuring Spinderella and Rufus Black. Come on. 510 00:24:01,417 --> 00:24:05,877 (AUDIENCE CHEERS, APPLAUDS) 511 00:24:05,958 --> 00:24:09,078 ♪ You can buy that Feel the bass and the hi-hats ♪ 512 00:24:10,375 --> 00:24:13,165 ♪ You can buy that Feel the bass and the hi-hats ♪ 513 00:24:13,250 --> 00:24:16,130 ♪ I'm-a make you bounce till Your hip hurts, make you work ♪ 514 00:24:16,208 --> 00:24:18,328 ♪ Sweat till you drench your Blouse and your skirt ♪ 515 00:24:18,417 --> 00:24:19,957 ♪ And I'm-a freak you Till you pass out ♪ 516 00:24:20,042 --> 00:24:22,172 ♪ Pull your cash out Baby tear your back out ♪ 517 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,210 ♪ Keep bangin' ♪ 518 00:24:23,292 --> 00:24:27,582 ♪ Ho, B.L.A.Q. make you say "Ho" S and P, chi-ca, chi-co ♪ 519 00:24:27,667 --> 00:24:29,877 ♪ Everybody put your hands In the sky ♪ 520 00:24:29,958 --> 00:24:32,078 ♪ Gitty up, gitty up That's right ♪ 521 00:24:32,167 --> 00:24:36,457 ♪ Gitty up, baby, gitty up Gitty up, gitty up ♪ 522 00:24:36,542 --> 00:24:39,002 ♪ Gimmie all that you got Baby, don't stop ♪ 523 00:24:39,083 --> 00:24:41,213 ♪ Keep it comin' strong Make it hot, say what? ♪ 524 00:24:41,292 --> 00:24:44,132 ♪ Gitty up, baby, gitty up Gitty up, gitty up ♪ 525 00:24:44,417 --> 00:24:45,787 ♪ Come on ♪ 526 00:24:45,875 --> 00:24:48,125 ♪ Gimmie all that you got Baby don't stop ♪ 527 00:24:48,208 --> 00:24:49,998 ♪ Keep it comin' strong Make it hot? ♪ 528 00:24:50,083 --> 00:24:52,543 ♪ Gitty up, baby Imma take you for a ride ♪ 529 00:24:52,625 --> 00:24:55,035 ♪ It makes your soul wild When I release vibes ♪ 530 00:24:55,125 --> 00:24:57,205 ♪ Freak ya down Till your asthma hit ya ♪ 531 00:24:57,042 --> 00:25:00,712 ♪ Salt, non-stop styles, lift ya Make you wanna get your stash ♪ 532 00:25:00,792 --> 00:25:03,542 ♪ Blowin' like the wind, No need, I got my own ends ♪ 533 00:25:03,625 --> 00:25:06,415 ♪ Some player-haters never win 'Cause Imma ball to the end ♪ 534 00:25:06,500 --> 00:25:10,420 ♪ Send chill up your skin Poppie So who the fake? Not me ♪ 535 00:25:10,500 --> 00:25:12,880 ♪ Can't take what I got Can't stop me ♪ 536 00:25:12,958 --> 00:25:17,128 ♪ Feel the vibe, ride bass slide Yo, can't fight it ho ♪ 537 00:25:17,208 --> 00:25:19,378 ♪ Let it flow and move Show and prove ♪ 538 00:25:19,458 --> 00:25:20,998 ♪ We can do this Shake your groove thing ♪ 539 00:25:21,083 --> 00:25:22,383 ♪ Hold tight Ain't nothin' to this ♪ 540 00:25:22,458 --> 00:25:23,998 ♪ You wanna get down With the skills ♪ 541 00:25:24,083 --> 00:25:27,003 ♪ Romance and no frills? Uh, it feels ill, don't it? ♪ 542 00:25:27,083 --> 00:25:31,213 ♪ Gitty up, baby, gitty up Gitty up, gitty up ♪ 543 00:25:31,292 --> 00:25:33,792 ♪ Gimmie all that you got Baby, don't stop ♪ 544 00:25:33,875 --> 00:25:36,165 ♪ Keep it comin' strong Make it hot, say what? ♪ 545 00:25:36,250 --> 00:25:40,670 ♪ Gitty up, baby, gitty up Gitty up, gitty up ♪ 546 00:25:40,750 --> 00:25:43,080 ♪ Gimmie all that you got Baby, don't stop ♪ 547 00:25:43,167 --> 00:25:45,577 ♪ Keep it comin' strong Make it hot, say what? ♪ 548 00:25:45,667 --> 00:25:47,747 ♪ I keep it hot like a block Full of hustlers ♪ 549 00:25:47,833 --> 00:25:49,253 ♪ Who can make It blaze like us? ♪ 550 00:25:49,333 --> 00:25:52,003 ♪ Bless you to death Wanna freak me from the back? ♪ 551 00:25:52,083 --> 00:25:53,923 ♪ Yo, girl, don't even play Like that ♪ 552 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,080 ♪ Keep it comin' strong Give me all that you got ♪ 553 00:25:56,167 --> 00:25:58,287 ♪ True baller don't stop ♪ 554 00:25:58,375 --> 00:26:01,205 ♪ I throw it like a pitcher Let my sex appeal hit ya ♪ 555 00:26:01,292 --> 00:26:04,882 ♪ Game so sharp that it split ya Playa what, keep-a stylin' ♪ 556 00:26:04,958 --> 00:26:07,498 ♪ I ain't been hooked Since Ewing was a Hoya ♪ 557 00:26:07,583 --> 00:26:12,793 ♪ Can't nobody do it this tight Pep be the bomb, that's right ♪ 558 00:26:12,875 --> 00:26:15,575 ♪ Look at all the playas tryin' To get with me, sit with me ♪ 559 00:26:15,667 --> 00:26:17,077 ♪ Yo, it ain't shit to me ♪ 560 00:26:17,167 --> 00:26:19,037 ♪ Imma party Till I see the sunrise ♪ 561 00:26:19,125 --> 00:26:22,125 ♪ S to the P, the party live Keep it comin' baby ♪ 562 00:26:22,208 --> 00:26:26,168 ♪ Gitty up, baby, gitty up Gitty up, gitty up, gitty up ♪ 563 00:26:26,250 --> 00:26:28,710 ♪ Gimmie all that you got Baby, don't stop ♪ 564 00:26:28,792 --> 00:26:31,172 ♪ Keep it comin' strong Make it hot, say what? ♪ 565 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,580 ♪ Gitty up, baby, gitty up Gitty up, gitty up ♪ 566 00:26:33,667 --> 00:26:34,877 ♪ Yo, I'm tryna get up ♪ 567 00:26:34,958 --> 00:26:37,878 ♪ Gitty up, girl, give me all That you got, baby don't stop ♪ 568 00:26:37,958 --> 00:26:40,248 ♪ Keep it comin' strong Make it hot, say what ♪ 569 00:26:41,417 --> 00:26:42,917 ♪ Gimme that S and P ♪ 570 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,080 ♪ Put your hands up Put your hands up ♪ 571 00:26:48,708 --> 00:26:51,418 -♪ Everybody say, ho... ♪ -AUDIENCE: Ho! 572 00:26:51,500 --> 00:26:53,580 -♪ Say ho, ho ♪ -AUDIENCE: Ho, ho! 573 00:26:53,667 --> 00:26:56,247 ♪ Somebody, anybody ♪ 574 00:26:56,333 --> 00:26:58,383 ♪ Everybody scream ♪ 575 00:26:58,458 --> 00:27:02,248 ♪ P-I-N, spare with a rella Ain't no fella ♪ 576 00:27:02,333 --> 00:27:05,293 ♪ Well a freak your body Keep the party hot ♪ 577 00:27:05,375 --> 00:27:07,415 ♪ Give me all that you got And it don't stop ♪ 578 00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:09,960 ♪ When it moves down on me Put your grooves down, homie ♪ 579 00:27:10,042 --> 00:27:11,292 ♪ Can't lose now, come on ♪ 580 00:27:11,375 --> 00:27:13,075 ♪ Can you break it down To the bone ♪ 581 00:27:14,292 --> 00:27:16,962 ♪ Yo boy, I take you home You better move ♪ 582 00:27:17,042 --> 00:27:19,462 ♪ Say gitty up, baby, gitty up Gitty up ♪ 583 00:27:19,542 --> 00:27:21,212 ♪ Gitty up, gitty up ♪ 584 00:27:21,042 --> 00:27:23,712 ♪ Give me all that you got Baby, don't stop ♪ 585 00:27:23,792 --> 00:27:26,002 ♪ Keep it comin' strong Make it hot, say what ♪ 586 00:27:26,083 --> 00:27:28,133 ♪ Say S and P ♪ -AUDIENCE: S and P! 587 00:27:28,208 --> 00:27:30,458 ♪ Say S and P ♪ -AUDIENCE: S and P! 588 00:27:30,542 --> 00:27:32,882 ♪ Give me all that you got Baby, don't stop ♪ 589 00:27:32,958 --> 00:27:35,168 ♪ Keep it comin' strong Make it hot, say what ♪ 590 00:27:35,250 --> 00:27:36,330 ♪ Gitty up, baby ♪ 591 00:27:36,417 --> 00:27:39,207 ♪ You can buy that Feel the bass and hi-hat ♪ 592 00:27:40,750 --> 00:27:43,880 ♪ You can buy that Feel the bass and hi-hat ♪ 593 00:27:45,083 --> 00:27:47,173 N.Y.C. in the house. 594 00:27:47,250 --> 00:27:51,710 -Is Brooklyn in the house? -(AUDIENCE CHEERING) 595 00:27:53,667 --> 00:27:55,037 That's our show for tonight. 596 00:27:55,125 --> 00:27:58,375 I'd like to thank our guests, Roy Jones Jr., Salt-N-Pepa. 597 00:27:58,458 --> 00:28:00,378 Yo, Flash, take us out. 598 00:28:00,458 --> 00:28:02,998 -♪ (MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -Thank you! 599 00:28:03,048 --> 00:28:07,598 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 49692

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