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‐ Previously on "Resident Alien."
‐ Hello, cousin.
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You cannot give up
on your mission.
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‐ Once I eradicate humanity‐‐
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‐ Don't move.
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‐ I'll return to my planet
a hero.
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‐ If you don't tell me
what is happening,
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I'm going to lose my shit.
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‐ I am what your people call
an extraterrestrial.
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‐ If you kill everyone,
you kill me.
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‐ Then I won't kill everyone.
I will miss you, friend.
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‐ I'll miss you too, friend.
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‐ Hi.
You're taking me home, right?
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‐ This is some bullshit.
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‐ Being an alien is easier
than being a human.
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We have evolved past
having emotions,
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so we are not forced
to deal with things
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like seasonal depression
or road rage.
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We also have no roads,
so nobody can cut you off,
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not even Alpha Draconians,
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who are lizard‐faced
dickheads.
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After living on Earth,
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I am not just an alien
with human emotions.
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I am an alien
with human memories.
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Is there a point where I
become more human than alien?
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‐ I wanna go home!
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‐ I'm not turning around.
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You should've thought of that
before you got in.
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‐ I didn't know we were going
all the way to Grandma's house!
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‐ Well, now you know,
all right?
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You can sing the song "Itsy
Bitsy Spider" to pass the time.
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You are the spider because
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everyone hates you
and you are itsy bitsy.
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‐ You are! And you're mean!
I'm not going.
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‐ ♪ And may God's love be
with you ♪
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‐ Go ahead.
Jump out of the car.
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Your lungs will explode.
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I'll enjoy washing your guts
off the side of the car.
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‐ Turn around, stupid!
‐ What are you doing? Let go!
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Get your hands off the wheel!
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‐ ♪ This is ground control
to Major Tom ♪
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‐ ♪ You really
made the grade ♪
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‐ You've suffered fairly
significant head trauma.
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Are you experiencing any issues
with memory loss?
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‐
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‐ You were pretty dazed
when they brought you in here.
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They said they found you
walking down the road naked.
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Do you remember anything?
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Do you know who you are?
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‐ I'm an alien.
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♪ ♪
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I'm here to kill everyone.
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♪ ♪
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‐ They have Max.
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The military, the mercenaries,
whatever the hell they were.
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They must have taken him
out of the warehouse.
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‐ You don't know that.
‐ I looked everywhere.
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Two hours. Inside, outside.
I mean, Max is gone.
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What the hell
am I gonna tell his parents?
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‐ Try this.
"Your kid is gone.
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There was an alien involved."
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‐
Oh.
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I can't do it.
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‐ Well,
you can't run from this.
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I'll be with you
every step of the way.
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‐
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Okay.
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Thanks for coming with me.
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‐ Hell, no. I'm not going.
I gotta cook eggs.
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Hi, Ben.
‐ Asta, come on in.
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You're just in time
for my famous "Bencakes."
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Pancakes with a secret twist.
‐ Okay.
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‐ The secret ingredient
is brown sugar.
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‐ Max.
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‐ Family secret ruined.
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‐ Asta, hi.
Everything okay?
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‐ Yes, of course.
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I just wanted to check on Max
and you both.
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I heard there was
a break‐in last night.
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Well, I wanted to know
what happened.
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‐ Oh, you mean the attempted
kidnapping we thwarted?
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Had to rough up some perps,
but no B‐I‐G.
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‐ Yeah, the police were here
all night
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trying to collect evidence,
fingerprints, stuff like that.
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‐ Wow.
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‐ Asta...
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you ever looked down
the barrel of death?
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Stare the devil in the face?
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‐ Dad, the blueberries
are burning.
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‐ Dang it!
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‐ Poor Max.
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Looks like
he hasn't slept a wink.
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‐ That is accurate.
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‐ Well, I should go.
I'm just glad you're safe.
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Is that blood?
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‐ Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, there was‐‐
there was blood all over us.
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‐ We're safe now.
‐ Yeah, thanks to you.
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‐ Mm‐mm.
Thanks to you.
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‐ You saved me, Daddy.
‐ Our little baby needs saving.
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‐ Our little baby
needs to be saved.
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‐ Oh, baby.
‐ Yeah, I do.
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‐ Are you okay? Are you scared?
‐ I'm so scared. So upset.
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‐ Are you upset?
‐ Well, I should just‐‐
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‐ Yeah, I'll walk her out.
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‐ What the hell happened
to you?
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‐ Meet me at the baseball field
in 20 minutes.
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‐ Okay.
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♪ ♪
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‐ See, this is why I keep
a fishing rod in the truck.
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Plus, you put
a french fry on the end,
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you can freak the hell
out of some pigeons.
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‐ Sir, I don't think
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Dr. Vanderspeigle would
want you fishing off his deck.
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‐ Trying to get into the mind
of a potential serial killer.
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Sick bastard.
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He probably sat here fishing
just like this.
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‐ Doorknob is a match, which
means the original French doors
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ended up in the lake.
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These ones are replacements.
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‐ Okay, so what we got here?
We got‐‐we got a severed foot.
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We got the boot
that held the foot
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That lets us know it's not just
some simple swimming accident.
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And then somehow,
these doors here,
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they end up in the lake.
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‐ What if there was a struggle?
‐ Oh, yeah.
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See, I love
how your mind works, Deputy.
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You're like
a true crime podcast.
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Go ahead. Pod me.
‐ All right.
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What if they fought inside and
then Harry threw dead foot guy
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through the French doors...
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and he lands around here.
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‐ Yeah, no,
I see where you're going.
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And then‐‐and then Dr. V,
he comes out like this.
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Grab you like that,
and I throw you in the lake.
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‐ You can't.
I'm holding your arms.
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‐ What if I got an extra set
of arms I use to choke you out?
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♪ ♪
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‐ Like an accomplice?
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‐ No, like I was in a radiation
accident when I was five,
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so my father was a scientist
in the lab and then I snuck in
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and then I grew a second pair
of arms and I fight crime.
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‐ Huh.
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Think we should wait
for the doctor to come home
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to talk to him?
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‐ No, we don't wanna spook him.
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We need to do a deep dive
on him first.
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We gotta get inside his head,
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find out what makes
this man tick.
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‐ Mm.
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‐ We can't half‐ass this one.
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Stakes are way too high.
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You know what? Maybe
I'd be better with six arms.
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That's better than four.
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Hell, I can cut my shower
in half if I had six arms.
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I'd get my nuts and my butt
and my pits,
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still have two arms left.
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‐ It's a great day to be alive.
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♪ ♪
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‐ When we crashed,
I blacked out.
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I woke up right here.
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Watch this.
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♪ ♪
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‐ Is that the ship?
‐ It's invisible.
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Cool, right?
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‐ Yeah, cool.
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‐ Where do you think
Harry went?
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‐ Not home.
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♪ ♪
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Not without his ship, anyway.
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You know, when he left,
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I thought I was done
with all this shit.
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Sorry.
‐ It's okay.
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I like that word.
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‐ I don't know where
the hell he is,
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but we gotta find him before
someone finds this thing.
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♪ ♪
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That's his blood.
He's hurt.
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I gotta go.
Don't let anyone near the ship.
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♪ ♪
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‐ My planet is in your
constellation Ursa Major,
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which you call the Great Bear.
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It is one of three planets
that orbits our sun.
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And your planet,
the planet Earth,
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is in one of
our constellations.
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It‐‐it looks like
a giant...human...
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boob...
and your sun is the nipple.
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‐ Well,
this is very interesting.
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What's the name of your planet?
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‐ Sounds familiar.
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‐ Think my uncle lived there.
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‐ He could never live
on my planet.
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He's carbon isotope ratio
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is less than half
the planet's pole magnetism.
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She's so stupid.
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Who else thinks
that she is so stupid?
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‐ Let's go this way.
‐ Mm‐hmm.
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‐ Cousin, I will save you!
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The younger ones
are the most dangerous.
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‐ Sir!
‐ What have you done?
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‐ You have stuffed him.
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You bastard!
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‐ Someone get a sedative.
‐ Yes, Doctor.
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‐ Don't touch me.
Leave me alone!
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I'm a superior being!
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‐ Nurse, where's that sedative?
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♪ ♪
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‐ Dr. Ethan's late.
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‐ I'm sure he'll be here soon.
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‐ I heard he hooked up
with D'arcy.
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Jealous?
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‐ I'm busy, Ellen.
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I can do without the gossip,
okay?
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‐ Then I guess you don't
wanna know about
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D'arcy crushing Jimmy's truck.
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‐ What?
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‐ I heard D'arcy and Jay
cut Jimmy's brakes.
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Jay threatened to kill him
if he ever went near you.
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Psycho.
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‐ Hello?
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‐ Hey, Asta.
It's Cindy over in Braddock.
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We had a guy come in
who matches your description.
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Thank God. Is he okay?
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‐ He's had a head injury.
Thinks he's an alien.
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‐ An alien?
Um, wow.
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Yeah, yeah.
That's a head injury.
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I will be right there, okay?
Thank you.
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‐ For humans,
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memory is a big part
of who they believe they are.
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If a human's brain is damaged
and that memory is affected...
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so is their
perception of self.
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‐ I got news for you, Cozette.
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‐ I've got news for you,
Cozette.
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‐ I got news for you, Cozette.
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‐ With a brain that delicate,
they should wear helmets.
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Where am I?
‐ You hit your head.
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Oh, God,
I'm so glad you're okay.
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‐ I'm glad you are here.
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‐ Hey.
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‐ I thought Johnny got to you.
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You're lucky to be alive.
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‐ Harry, are you okay?
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‐ Who's Harry?
I'm Detective Lennie Briscoe.
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‐ Um, who's Lennie Briscoe?
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♪ ♪
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Wait, who do you think I am?
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‐ You're my informant,
Cozette the hooker.
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And from the look of you,
you've been working all night.
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♪ ♪
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‐ ♪ Take my hand,
come with me ♪
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‐ Mrs. Morin, beautiful day,
is it not?
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‐ ♪ Come with me ♪
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‐ Hello, Mr. Souza.
253
00:12:17,274 --> 00:12:19,478
‐ Hello, Mayor. Heard you had
some visitors last night.
254
00:12:19,512 --> 00:12:20,948
Well done.
255
00:12:20,981 --> 00:12:22,083
‐ Just a couple of bad guys
came for a visit.
256
00:12:22,117 --> 00:12:23,887
Had to serve them up
a little pound cake.
257
00:12:23,921 --> 00:12:25,390
Be well.
258
00:12:25,423 --> 00:12:29,431
‐ ♪ And you and me are
free to be ♪
259
00:12:29,464 --> 00:12:31,937
♪ You and me ♪
260
00:12:31,970 --> 00:12:35,209
♪ ♪
261
00:12:37,915 --> 00:12:39,519
‐ Deputy,
why are you in my office?
262
00:12:39,552 --> 00:12:43,125
‐ Oh, Fred used my phone right
after he had an Italian grinder
263
00:12:43,159 --> 00:12:45,163
and I think I may need
to throw it out now.
264
00:12:45,196 --> 00:12:49,004
That was the
Taos County Sheriff Department.
265
00:12:49,037 --> 00:12:51,041
Looks like they found
Dr. Vanderspeigle's truck
266
00:12:51,075 --> 00:12:53,145
in an abandoned warehouse
there.
267
00:12:53,179 --> 00:12:53,981
‐ Really?
268
00:12:54,014 --> 00:12:56,285
Taos County.
That's in New Mexico.
269
00:12:56,318 --> 00:12:57,354
Interesting.
270
00:12:57,387 --> 00:12:58,991
All right, reach out to him,
have him pick it up,
271
00:12:59,024 --> 00:13:00,159
and then make a note of it
in our file.
272
00:13:00,193 --> 00:13:03,065
‐ Yes, sir.
Thanks for the coffee.
273
00:13:03,099 --> 00:13:05,103
‐ Actually,
they're both for me.
274
00:13:05,136 --> 00:13:06,539
Sir.
275
00:13:08,209 --> 00:13:11,816
And you weren't joking.
276
00:13:11,850 --> 00:13:14,889
Both for you.
Everything okay?
277
00:13:14,922 --> 00:13:18,029
‐ Everything's fine, Deputy.
We got a lot of work to do.
278
00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:22,003
♪ ♪
279
00:13:26,478 --> 00:13:28,349
‐ Please, please, please.
Stop clapping.
280
00:13:28,382 --> 00:13:30,587
I'm‐‐I'm no hero.
281
00:13:32,958 --> 00:13:35,096
Okay, that was quick.
282
00:13:38,069 --> 00:13:43,312
♪ ♪
283
00:13:43,346 --> 00:13:46,318
We have
a little situation here.
284
00:13:46,352 --> 00:13:48,590
Why is my
"Welcome to Patience" sign
285
00:13:48,623 --> 00:13:50,594
in pieces all over my office?
286
00:13:50,627 --> 00:13:54,201
‐ Jimmy Foster's emergency
brake failed over on Wilcox.
287
00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:56,038
His pickup took the sign out.
288
00:13:56,071 --> 00:13:57,173
‐ Street crew didn't know
what to do with it,
289
00:13:57,207 --> 00:14:00,446
so I told him to file it under
your problem, not mine.
290
00:14:01,482 --> 00:14:03,486
♪ ♪
291
00:14:07,193 --> 00:14:10,500
We gonna have a problem here,
Sheriff?
292
00:14:13,139 --> 00:14:15,243
‐ What the hell is that
on your foot?
293
00:14:15,276 --> 00:14:19,017
‐ Oh, I think the street term
for them is, uh, shitkickers.
294
00:14:19,051 --> 00:14:20,420
‐ Oh, okay.
295
00:14:20,453 --> 00:14:21,990
Let's see what
they're called after
296
00:14:22,023 --> 00:14:23,627
I Sharpie a tiny dick
on the toe.
297
00:14:23,660 --> 00:14:26,131
♪ ♪
298
00:14:26,165 --> 00:14:28,202
‐ I am putting my foot
on the ground,
299
00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:32,210
but not because
you are threatening me.
300
00:14:32,243 --> 00:14:35,349
That leg position happens
to be aggravating my sciatica.
301
00:14:36,653 --> 00:14:40,928
♪ ♪
302
00:14:47,708 --> 00:14:49,211
‐ Field's closed!
303
00:14:49,244 --> 00:14:52,518
‐ No, it's not.
304
00:14:54,287 --> 00:14:56,391
‐ You heard him.
Field's closed.
305
00:14:56,425 --> 00:14:58,028
There's an underground
sewage leak.
306
00:14:58,062 --> 00:14:59,264
Crew's on the way.
307
00:14:59,297 --> 00:15:01,636
‐ It doesn't look like
a sewage leak.
308
00:15:01,669 --> 00:15:02,738
‐ It doesn't look like
309
00:15:02,772 --> 00:15:06,579
you understand what the word
underground means either.
310
00:15:06,613 --> 00:15:08,249
Go ahead.
311
00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:09,685
Walk across the field and
breathe the sewage particulates
312
00:15:09,719 --> 00:15:11,288
into your lungs.
313
00:15:11,321 --> 00:15:15,062
By day two of the infection,
your colon blocks off
314
00:15:15,096 --> 00:15:18,269
and poop comes out
of your eyes.
315
00:15:18,302 --> 00:15:22,511
It's called eye‐arrhea.
316
00:15:22,545 --> 00:15:25,684
‐ Yeah, I told you.
317
00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:27,120
Is that true?
318
00:15:27,153 --> 00:15:29,458
I don't wanna
breathe poop particles.
319
00:15:29,491 --> 00:15:31,295
‐ No, I made it up.
320
00:15:31,328 --> 00:15:32,397
I'm quick on my feet,
321
00:15:32,430 --> 00:15:35,269
which will be great when
I'm the first person on Mars.
322
00:15:35,303 --> 00:15:39,712
Not first woman, first person.
323
00:15:39,745 --> 00:15:41,616
Now where is it?
‐ Sahar!
324
00:15:43,319 --> 00:15:45,557
‐ I'm okay.
I'm okay.
325
00:15:45,591 --> 00:15:47,728
♪ ♪
326
00:15:47,761 --> 00:15:52,203
‐ It's not uncommon
with head injuries like his.
327
00:15:52,237 --> 00:15:54,274
He needs rest.
328
00:15:54,307 --> 00:15:56,546
He will likely
regain his memory again soon.
329
00:15:56,579 --> 00:15:58,583
Mainly just needs somebody
to keep an eye on him.
330
00:15:58,617 --> 00:16:00,119
‐ Okay, thanks.
331
00:16:00,153 --> 00:16:03,058
I will definitely keep my eye‐‐
332
00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:05,196
oh, no.
333
00:16:08,202 --> 00:16:11,175
♪ ♪
334
00:16:11,208 --> 00:16:13,513
‐ ♪ Feel the warmth ♪
335
00:16:13,547 --> 00:16:18,757
♪ Feel my blood circling ♪
336
00:16:18,790 --> 00:16:21,328
♪ Feel the warmth ♪
337
00:16:21,361 --> 00:16:24,735
♪ Feel my blood ♪
338
00:16:24,769 --> 00:16:28,577
♪ Circling ♪
339
00:16:28,610 --> 00:16:34,087
♪ ♪
340
00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:38,362
♪ Don't ever make me blue ♪
341
00:16:38,395 --> 00:16:43,540
♪ Don't ever sacrifice ♪
342
00:16:43,573 --> 00:16:49,484
♪ Baby, let's keep it pure ♪
343
00:16:49,519 --> 00:16:51,221
♪ ♪
344
00:16:51,255 --> 00:16:53,459
♪ Pure ♪
345
00:16:53,492 --> 00:16:56,766
♪ ♪
346
00:16:56,799 --> 00:16:59,204
♪ Asiumanniqi ♪
347
00:16:59,237 --> 00:17:01,809
♪ Asiumanniqi ♪
348
00:17:01,843 --> 00:17:03,813
♪ Asiumanniqi ♪
349
00:17:03,847 --> 00:17:07,186
♪ Naniinniqi ♪
350
00:17:07,220 --> 00:17:08,657
‐ Max, time for lunch.
351
00:17:11,161 --> 00:17:12,397
Max?
352
00:17:16,839 --> 00:17:18,242
‐ Normal.
353
00:17:18,275 --> 00:17:20,514
‐ Why are you doing this?
I'm not sick.
354
00:17:20,547 --> 00:17:23,720
‐ You've been to outer space,
which makes you my Guinea pig.
355
00:17:23,753 --> 00:17:25,591
I need to know
the effect of space flight
356
00:17:25,624 --> 00:17:28,362
on the human body
before I go to Mars.
357
00:17:28,395 --> 00:17:31,401
Have you experienced
any dizzy spells?
358
00:17:31,435 --> 00:17:32,705
‐ No.
359
00:17:32,738 --> 00:17:35,276
‐ Rapid aging?
‐ No.
360
00:17:35,309 --> 00:17:38,683
‐ Increased
intellectual capability?
361
00:17:38,717 --> 00:17:39,752
‐ What?
362
00:17:39,785 --> 00:17:40,821
‐ That's a no.
363
00:17:40,854 --> 00:17:42,290
‐ Max!
364
00:17:42,323 --> 00:17:43,693
‐ Uh‐oh, we got a bogey.
365
00:17:43,727 --> 00:17:45,263
‐ Buddy, what are you doing?
366
00:17:45,296 --> 00:17:46,431
You can't just leave
the house like that.
367
00:17:46,465 --> 00:17:48,536
Your mother is worried sick,
all right?
368
00:17:48,570 --> 00:17:49,672
Let's‐‐let's go.
369
00:17:52,711 --> 00:17:54,548
What are you waiting for?
Let's go. Come on.
370
00:17:54,582 --> 00:17:57,821
We're meeting your mom
at the town hall.
371
00:17:57,855 --> 00:17:59,257
Come on.
Let's go.
372
00:17:59,291 --> 00:18:02,263
‐ Okay.
Yeah, let's‐‐let's go.
373
00:18:02,297 --> 00:18:04,869
‐ Sahar, do you need a ride?
‐ Yes, please.
374
00:18:04,902 --> 00:18:07,541
‐ Get your bikes.
Meet me at the car.
375
00:18:07,574 --> 00:18:10,413
‐ All right, drop your bags!
Hats and gloves!
376
00:18:10,446 --> 00:18:12,718
Let's get out there warming up!
‐ Oh, no.
377
00:18:12,751 --> 00:18:15,557
♪ ♪
378
00:18:25,176 --> 00:18:27,146
‐ ♪ I see these boys ♪
379
00:18:27,180 --> 00:18:28,449
♪ They say to come through ♪
380
00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:29,852
♪ But ‐‐‐‐ that noise ♪
381
00:18:29,885 --> 00:18:32,190
♪ Ain't what I'm into ♪
382
00:18:32,223 --> 00:18:35,363
♪ Get real, get real,
get real, get real, get real ♪
383
00:18:35,396 --> 00:18:36,431
‐ Out!
384
00:18:38,402 --> 00:18:40,473
‐ ♪ I see these boys,
they say I love you ♪
385
00:18:40,507 --> 00:18:43,546
‐ Yes!
Way to go, D'arce!
386
00:18:45,483 --> 00:18:47,688
‐ Why are the cute ones
always the slowest?
387
00:18:47,721 --> 00:18:50,292
‐ Did we win?
388
00:18:51,328 --> 00:18:53,767
♪ ♪
389
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,739
‐ Hey, hey, hey.
Nice play, skank.
390
00:18:56,773 --> 00:18:59,210
First time you didn't let a guy
get to home base.
391
00:18:59,244 --> 00:19:01,448
‐ Oh, you know what?
You should try out for the team
392
00:19:01,481 --> 00:19:03,452
'cause your nickname
is already ball girl.
393
00:19:03,485 --> 00:19:07,493
‐ And Judy Doodie,
Pooper Cooper, Sack Lunch.
394
00:19:07,528 --> 00:19:09,197
‐ Hold up.
395
00:19:09,230 --> 00:19:10,634
What'd you do to your hair?
Is that new?
396
00:19:10,667 --> 00:19:12,370
‐ Oh, nothing.
397
00:19:12,403 --> 00:19:16,244
I mean, I've just had‐‐
had this for a long time.
398
00:19:16,278 --> 00:19:17,514
Oh, my God.
399
00:19:17,548 --> 00:19:19,685
Is it, like, the same as yours?
400
00:19:19,719 --> 00:19:21,455
‐ They're the same.
‐ That's so weird.
401
00:19:21,488 --> 00:19:22,858
‐ So weird.
‐ What?
402
00:19:22,891 --> 00:19:23,893
‐ Anyway, is this for me?
403
00:19:23,927 --> 00:19:25,396
Thank you.
404
00:19:25,429 --> 00:19:26,666
‐ Now it is.
405
00:19:29,638 --> 00:19:36,753
♪ ♪
406
00:19:37,788 --> 00:19:38,923
‐ The female assailant's eyes,
407
00:19:38,957 --> 00:19:40,827
were they close together
or apart?
408
00:19:40,861 --> 00:19:43,432
‐ Mm.
Far apart, I‐‐I think.
409
00:19:43,465 --> 00:19:45,937
I wasn't paying a‐‐
a whole lot of attention
410
00:19:45,971 --> 00:19:46,973
the night they came over
for dinner.
411
00:19:47,006 --> 00:19:48,877
There was a fish incident.
412
00:19:48,910 --> 00:19:50,312
And then during the fight,
413
00:19:50,346 --> 00:19:52,350
I didn't really get a good look
either as I was‐‐you know,
414
00:19:52,383 --> 00:19:54,454
I was really hitting her
mostly from behind.
415
00:19:54,487 --> 00:19:56,258
‐ Oh, hell yeah, you were.
416
00:19:56,291 --> 00:19:57,728
He was amazing.
You should have seen him.
417
00:19:57,761 --> 00:19:58,797
It was so hot.
418
00:19:58,830 --> 00:20:00,232
‐ You know how it is
419
00:20:00,266 --> 00:20:01,903
when your man just
takes care of business.
420
00:20:01,936 --> 00:20:04,809
‐ Yeah, my man takes care
of a lot of business so often,
421
00:20:04,842 --> 00:20:06,779
like, all of the time.
422
00:20:11,723 --> 00:20:15,262
The female assailant's nose
was it‐‐
423
00:20:17,366 --> 00:20:18,970
thin?
‐ Uh...
424
00:20:19,003 --> 00:20:21,642
yeah, she‐‐
she had kind of, like,
425
00:20:21,676 --> 00:20:23,980
a Disney princess nose.
‐ Mm‐hmm.
426
00:20:24,013 --> 00:20:26,519
‐ And she‐‐she turned her head
once, you know,
427
00:20:26,552 --> 00:20:28,890
as I was, uh, pounding her.
428
00:20:28,923 --> 00:20:29,959
‐ Pounding her.
429
00:20:29,992 --> 00:20:31,596
‐ And they kept trying
to get up
430
00:20:31,629 --> 00:20:33,600
and we just‐‐
we just kept on hitting.
431
00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:34,802
‐ Hitting.
‐ And hitting.
432
00:20:34,835 --> 00:20:35,804
‐ And hitting
and hitting and hitting.
433
00:20:35,837 --> 00:20:37,841
‐ And hitting and‐‐and then‐‐
and then she did.
434
00:20:37,875 --> 00:20:39,845
She‐‐she turned her head
at the end.
435
00:20:39,879 --> 00:20:42,551
‐ Blood everywhere.
‐ And yeah, thin.
436
00:20:42,584 --> 00:20:43,720
‐ Can I have a glass of water?
437
00:20:43,753 --> 00:20:45,423
‐ I think that would be
a great idea.
438
00:20:51,334 --> 00:20:53,606
‐ Okay, I am so turned on
right now
439
00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:54,875
I just wanna rip
your clothes off.
440
00:20:54,909 --> 00:20:57,748
‐ Okay.
‐ Mm‐hmm.
441
00:20:57,781 --> 00:20:59,350
‐ Ew.
Here you go.
442
00:20:59,384 --> 00:21:01,856
‐ Thank you.
443
00:21:01,889 --> 00:21:03,993
Okey‐doke.
444
00:21:04,027 --> 00:21:06,732
Let's, um, talk about her lips.
445
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,268
Oh, Jesus.
446
00:21:10,473 --> 00:21:12,845
♪ ♪
447
00:21:12,878 --> 00:21:14,715
‐ Go ahead.
They're not looking.
448
00:21:14,748 --> 00:21:20,025
♪ ♪
449
00:21:21,061 --> 00:21:22,598
‐ We've been compromised.
450
00:21:22,631 --> 00:21:24,902
‐ What?
What do you mean?
451
00:21:24,935 --> 00:21:27,473
‐ What does that mean?
452
00:21:28,375 --> 00:21:30,547
Operation "Guard the Ship"
is in peril.
453
00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:32,885
Max's dad pulled us
off the field.
454
00:21:32,918 --> 00:21:34,788
There's a baseball game
tonight.
455
00:21:34,822 --> 00:21:37,895
‐ Oh, no.
Okay.
456
00:21:37,928 --> 00:21:39,464
I'll be there
as soon as I can.
457
00:21:39,497 --> 00:21:43,438
♪ ♪
458
00:21:43,472 --> 00:21:46,478
Excuse me, sir.
Have you seen my‐‐
459
00:21:47,681 --> 00:21:48,917
Jesus.
460
00:21:48,950 --> 00:21:51,789
‐ Cozette,
I thought Johnny got to you.
461
00:21:51,823 --> 00:21:54,895
He has a long memory
and a short temper.
462
00:21:54,929 --> 00:21:57,099
‐ Well, I've been ignoring
Johnny's calls.
463
00:21:57,133 --> 00:21:59,070
‐ You know,
if you are going to be my CI,
464
00:21:59,103 --> 00:22:02,744
you're going to have
to start...spilling.
465
00:22:02,778 --> 00:22:06,686
I pay you a good money to rat.
Cough up some cheese.
466
00:22:06,719 --> 00:22:08,055
‐ I know someone
who stole a suit.
467
00:22:08,088 --> 00:22:11,394
‐ I need something big.
468
00:22:11,428 --> 00:22:14,067
If you can't help with that,
then make yourself useful.
469
00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:17,608
Go get me a street dog
470
00:22:17,641 --> 00:22:20,547
with relish and‐‐and onions.
471
00:22:23,953 --> 00:22:25,524
‐ There's been a murder.
472
00:22:25,557 --> 00:22:27,794
♪ ♪
473
00:22:27,828 --> 00:22:30,399
‐ Murder, you say?
474
00:22:30,432 --> 00:22:32,704
Now you are speaking
my language.
475
00:22:32,738 --> 00:22:39,718
♪ ♪
476
00:22:44,995 --> 00:22:47,500
♪ ♪
477
00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:50,540
So tell me about this guy
who died, Harry Venderspundle.
478
00:22:50,574 --> 00:22:51,809
‐ Close.
479
00:22:51,842 --> 00:22:57,654
Um, I don't know.
He was‐‐he was a friend.
480
00:22:57,688 --> 00:22:58,990
‐ You were schtupping him.
481
00:22:59,023 --> 00:23:03,432
‐ No, I wasn't schtupping him.
482
00:23:03,465 --> 00:23:06,973
He was annoying, untrustworthy,
483
00:23:07,006 --> 00:23:09,878
thinks he knows everything.
484
00:23:09,912 --> 00:23:12,016
Kind of did, actually.
485
00:23:12,049 --> 00:23:15,122
He also knew nothing.
486
00:23:15,155 --> 00:23:16,559
He was like a child.
487
00:23:16,592 --> 00:23:18,863
‐ Schtupping a child
is a class A felony.
488
00:23:18,896 --> 00:23:20,734
Do I need to call
Benson and Stabler?
489
00:23:20,767 --> 00:23:24,541
‐ I didn't‐‐look.
490
00:23:24,575 --> 00:23:26,478
I used to come in here a lot
with Harry
491
00:23:26,512 --> 00:23:28,583
and he loved those noodles
that you're eating.
492
00:23:28,616 --> 00:23:32,423
Do they‐‐do they
remind you of anything?
493
00:23:32,456 --> 00:23:33,726
‐ Yeah.
494
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:36,532
♪ ♪
495
00:23:36,565 --> 00:23:38,903
I was working a homicide case
at Tony's on Greenwich.
496
00:23:38,937 --> 00:23:40,507
Do you know the place?
497
00:23:40,540 --> 00:23:44,047
Johnny Sourdough died face
first in noodles like this.
498
00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:46,619
One in the brain,
two on the balls.
499
00:23:46,652 --> 00:23:48,790
Shooter had daddy issues.
500
00:23:48,823 --> 00:23:50,459
‐ Stop it.
You are not a detective.
501
00:23:50,492 --> 00:23:53,533
Please try and remember, okay?
502
00:23:53,566 --> 00:23:55,704
You‐‐
503
00:23:55,737 --> 00:23:58,576
You are an alien.
504
00:23:58,610 --> 00:24:01,047
‐ Cozette, I see you're back
on the smack.
505
00:24:01,081 --> 00:24:03,786
‐ My name is Asta.
506
00:24:03,820 --> 00:24:05,055
‐ Help me out, man.
507
00:24:05,089 --> 00:24:07,661
‐ Who keeps yelling?
‐ That'll be me.
508
00:24:07,694 --> 00:24:09,497
‐ Who said that?
‐ Yeah, you dumb shit.
509
00:24:09,531 --> 00:24:11,669
That stupid soup
make your ears stop working?
510
00:24:11,702 --> 00:24:13,071
‐ Do I know you?
511
00:24:13,105 --> 00:24:15,610
‐ Wow, what is going on
in your brain?
512
00:24:15,644 --> 00:24:17,814
All I see in there is hookers
and red meat.
513
00:24:17,848 --> 00:24:19,183
Let me clean that up for you.
514
00:24:24,628 --> 00:24:27,801
‐ What are you doing?
515
00:24:27,834 --> 00:24:29,103
Asta?
516
00:24:29,137 --> 00:24:31,676
‐ Harry.
517
00:24:31,709 --> 00:24:33,680
‐ Harry.
Oh, thank God.
518
00:24:33,713 --> 00:24:37,053
‐ God gets the credit? Great.
‐ Is that‐‐
519
00:24:37,086 --> 00:24:40,527
‐ Hello there, human idiot.
520
00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:42,998
‐ Did that octopus
just call me an idiot?
521
00:24:43,031 --> 00:24:45,937
‐ My ship. My ship.
522
00:24:45,970 --> 00:24:47,674
‐ I don't usually talk
to you guys,
523
00:24:47,708 --> 00:24:48,776
but my friend here needs
a little help.
524
00:24:48,810 --> 00:24:49,845
‐ Harry!
‐ Whoa, whoa!
525
00:24:49,878 --> 00:24:50,947
Tell him to break me out!
526
00:24:50,980 --> 00:24:53,720
I'm Monday chef's special!
527
00:24:59,665 --> 00:25:02,269
♪ ♪
528
00:25:02,303 --> 00:25:04,842
‐ You got this!
‐ You got this, D'arce!
529
00:25:04,875 --> 00:25:09,050
♪ ♪
530
00:25:09,083 --> 00:25:11,689
‐ Go, D'arcy!
531
00:25:11,722 --> 00:25:12,691
‐ Strike!
532
00:25:12,724 --> 00:25:19,671
♪ ♪
533
00:25:23,780 --> 00:25:30,727
♪ ♪
534
00:25:32,063 --> 00:25:33,165
‐ What?
535
00:25:33,198 --> 00:25:34,902
‐ Hell is he doing?
‐ Come on!
536
00:25:37,006 --> 00:25:39,978
‐ The ball is lost.
The game is over.
537
00:25:40,012 --> 00:25:41,816
‐ What the hell, man?
538
00:25:42,884 --> 00:25:44,588
‐ He fainted.
539
00:25:44,621 --> 00:25:46,157
Not enough players.
Go home.
540
00:25:46,191 --> 00:25:47,894
‐ Dude, get away from me.
541
00:25:47,928 --> 00:25:50,900
‐ Harry, get off the field!
‐ C'mon on, Harry!
542
00:25:50,934 --> 00:25:52,604
‐ C'mon,
let's get you off the field.
543
00:25:52,637 --> 00:25:54,742
‐ All right, gotta replay that!
Let's go!
544
00:26:06,832 --> 00:26:07,901
♪ ♪
545
00:26:09,671 --> 00:26:12,076
‐ The heck?
‐ Whoa, whoa!
546
00:26:13,813 --> 00:26:15,315
‐ Ball's still live!
547
00:26:15,349 --> 00:26:17,788
You can't see it,
that's your issue!
548
00:26:17,821 --> 00:26:19,892
‐ I could have done that.
549
00:26:30,713 --> 00:26:35,957
♪ ♪
550
00:26:35,990 --> 00:26:38,361
‐ It's damaged.
551
00:26:38,395 --> 00:26:40,767
‐ How do you know?
You can't even see it.
552
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:41,902
♪ ♪
553
00:26:45,309 --> 00:26:46,946
Oh, shit!
554
00:26:46,979 --> 00:26:51,622
Well, now you can.
555
00:26:51,655 --> 00:26:52,991
Now everybody can.
Great.
556
00:26:55,663 --> 00:26:56,932
‐ Come on.
557
00:26:59,838 --> 00:27:01,074
What's this?
Man, what you doing?
558
00:27:01,107 --> 00:27:02,978
I told you I'll just
eat dinner here tonight.
559
00:27:03,011 --> 00:27:06,986
‐ You don't eat to eat alone.
I know what today is.
560
00:27:10,125 --> 00:27:12,296
‐ Dad, you‐‐
you didn't have to do this.
561
00:27:12,329 --> 00:27:14,333
Today is‐‐is‐‐it's just
a regular day.
562
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:23,084
‐ Buy him a coffee
this morning?
563
00:27:23,118 --> 00:27:25,657
‐ Yeah, Dad,
I bought him a coffee.
564
00:27:25,690 --> 00:27:28,328
‐ That's nice.
565
00:27:28,361 --> 00:27:31,669
Closest thing to a show of
affection anyone gets from you.
566
00:27:33,973 --> 00:27:36,679
♪ ♪
567
00:27:36,712 --> 00:27:39,852
He died six years ago.
568
00:27:39,885 --> 00:27:41,889
Can't run away from it forever.
569
00:27:41,922 --> 00:27:48,970
♪ ♪
570
00:27:49,838 --> 00:27:51,942
‐ Thanks, Dad.
571
00:27:51,976 --> 00:27:54,113
‐ I can get it to fly.
572
00:27:54,146 --> 00:27:57,152
‐ From here?
Harry, someone will see it.
573
00:27:57,186 --> 00:28:01,227
‐ No, no.
It is too dark.
574
00:28:01,261 --> 00:28:02,396
We're safe.
575
00:28:03,733 --> 00:28:05,435
‐ Oh, shit.
576
00:28:05,469 --> 00:28:08,441
Shit, shit, shit!
577
00:28:11,481 --> 00:28:14,020
♪ ♪
578
00:28:14,053 --> 00:28:15,455
‐ Goodbye, Asta.
579
00:28:15,489 --> 00:28:19,731
♪ ♪
580
00:28:20,967 --> 00:28:22,904
Is this is some bullshit.
581
00:28:25,342 --> 00:28:27,246
♪ ♪
582
00:28:27,279 --> 00:28:30,285
It won't fly.
583
00:28:30,319 --> 00:28:32,423
I can fix it.
584
00:28:35,329 --> 00:28:37,199
‐ Oh, God.
585
00:28:37,233 --> 00:28:40,272
‐ ♪ When the rain
is all I see ♪
586
00:28:40,305 --> 00:28:43,411
♪ And the black clouds coming
for me ♪
587
00:28:43,445 --> 00:28:45,783
♪ Ain't nothing gonna
take my fire ♪
588
00:28:45,817 --> 00:28:47,353
‐ You're gonna burn me?
589
00:28:48,054 --> 00:28:49,457
‐ Ah, we got a lot on the bed.
590
00:28:49,490 --> 00:28:52,530
‐ ♪ Nobody gonna
make me a liar ♪
591
00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:55,870
‐ Dispatch, you got any info
on this power situation?
592
00:28:55,904 --> 00:28:57,273
‐ Under arrest.
593
00:28:57,306 --> 00:28:59,143
Oh, easy, girl.
594
00:28:59,176 --> 00:29:00,479
‐ That's what you get
for robbing a bank.
595
00:29:00,513 --> 00:29:01,481
Ooh, yeah.
596
00:29:01,515 --> 00:29:02,751
‐ We're running.
597
00:29:02,784 --> 00:29:04,020
‐ Oh, God.
598
00:29:07,192 --> 00:29:08,763
‐ You know,
this shit's getting weird.
599
00:29:08,796 --> 00:29:11,301
‐ ♪ Don't matter if
the wolves start calling ♪
600
00:29:11,334 --> 00:29:12,771
♪ Get down and get down ♪
601
00:29:14,942 --> 00:29:16,044
I just need some water.
602
00:29:16,077 --> 00:29:18,281
‐ Harry, you can't fix it.
603
00:29:18,315 --> 00:29:21,120
‐ I have to.
If I do not, I am stuck here.
604
00:29:21,154 --> 00:29:24,995
‐ Oh, this is really bad.
‐ My people.
605
00:29:25,028 --> 00:29:28,435
‐ Harry, you are running
out of time, okay?
606
00:29:28,468 --> 00:29:30,506
You cannot fix it.
You have to do something.
607
00:29:30,540 --> 00:29:32,877
You can't fix it
because if someone sees this,
608
00:29:32,911 --> 00:29:35,182
then things will
get worse for you, okay?
609
00:29:37,419 --> 00:29:39,791
‐ Okay.
610
00:29:39,825 --> 00:29:41,361
‐ Okay.
611
00:29:41,394 --> 00:29:43,231
‐ Step back.
612
00:29:43,264 --> 00:29:46,471
‐ Oh, okay.
Is it gonna blow up?
613
00:29:46,505 --> 00:29:48,008
♪ ♪
614
00:29:48,041 --> 00:29:49,410
‐ No.
615
00:29:56,491 --> 00:30:03,405
♪ ♪
616
00:30:03,438 --> 00:30:05,008
‐ What is that?
617
00:30:05,042 --> 00:30:07,479
♪ ♪
618
00:30:09,483 --> 00:30:11,922
A survival kit.
619
00:30:11,955 --> 00:30:16,397
‐ For what? So you can blend
with people on the planet?
620
00:30:16,431 --> 00:30:20,840
‐ No, so we can live
long enough to kill everyone.
621
00:30:20,873 --> 00:30:22,977
‐ Excuse me?
622
00:30:23,011 --> 00:30:27,554
‐ But I will just do
the first thing.
623
00:30:27,587 --> 00:30:29,891
The blending.
624
00:30:29,925 --> 00:30:36,805
♪ ♪
625
00:30:47,660 --> 00:30:48,863
‐ When I arrived on this
planet, things were simpler.
I was an alien
626
00:30:48,896 --> 00:30:50,867
and only focused
on what was in front of me.
627
00:30:50,900 --> 00:30:53,906
It took me two weeks
to get to Patience.
628
00:30:53,939 --> 00:30:55,308
On the way, I met a dog
629
00:30:55,342 --> 00:30:57,947
who taught me the rules
about survival on Earth.
630
00:30:57,981 --> 00:30:59,350
‐ ♪ Oh, the devil's
on my tail ♪
631
00:30:59,383 --> 00:31:02,089
Simple hygiene...
632
00:31:02,122 --> 00:31:03,959
power dynamics...
633
00:31:03,993 --> 00:31:05,195
‐ ♪ I can see the sun
thorough the rain ♪
634
00:31:05,228 --> 00:31:06,364
♪ And it feels so good ♪
635
00:31:10,138 --> 00:31:11,975
‐ Humans do not look forward.
636
00:31:12,009 --> 00:31:15,550
They have memories that
force them to look backwards.
637
00:31:15,583 --> 00:31:18,989
The alien in me
only failed my mission once,
638
00:31:19,023 --> 00:31:20,358
but the human in me
639
00:31:20,392 --> 00:31:23,431
has relived that failure
a thousand times.
640
00:31:23,465 --> 00:31:26,137
Why would I think about it
if it's painful?
641
00:31:26,170 --> 00:31:30,212
Maybe humans like pain
as much as they like pie.
642
00:31:33,084 --> 00:31:34,053
Mm.
643
00:31:36,023 --> 00:31:40,031
‐ Looks like your leg
grew back pretty good.
644
00:31:40,065 --> 00:31:43,506
So you're an alien?
645
00:31:43,539 --> 00:31:46,010
‐ Yes.
646
00:31:46,043 --> 00:31:49,584
And you are Native American.
647
00:31:49,618 --> 00:31:51,655
‐ I am Nuche.
648
00:31:51,688 --> 00:31:54,995
‐ What is Nuche?
649
00:31:55,028 --> 00:31:56,464
‐ It means "The People."
650
00:31:56,497 --> 00:32:01,474
‐ So I should call you Nuche?
651
00:32:01,508 --> 00:32:04,981
‐ You can call me Dan.
652
00:32:05,015 --> 00:32:07,520
‐ My name is difficult
for humans to pronounce,
653
00:32:07,554 --> 00:32:10,258
but you can call me
654
00:32:10,292 --> 00:32:12,597
It is a nickname.
655
00:32:12,630 --> 00:32:15,402
‐ Huh.
656
00:32:15,435 --> 00:32:18,642
I'll just call you Harry.
657
00:32:18,676 --> 00:32:21,314
‐ Okay, Dan.
658
00:32:21,347 --> 00:32:28,461
♪ ♪
659
00:32:35,008 --> 00:32:41,989
♪ ♪
660
00:32:48,234 --> 00:32:49,571
‐ Harry!
661
00:32:49,604 --> 00:32:53,411
‐ What is a skin rat
doing here eating my cereal?
662
00:32:53,444 --> 00:32:56,250
‐ Harry, you're alive!
663
00:32:56,284 --> 00:33:00,458
‐ I did not consent
to this touching.
664
00:33:00,492 --> 00:33:03,532
‐ I thought you were dead.
So glad you're okay!
665
00:33:03,566 --> 00:33:08,742
‐ Can you go to the store
and buy yourself‐‐
666
00:33:08,776 --> 00:33:11,047
what are those,
little trampolines?
667
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:12,149
‐ Cool.
668
00:33:12,182 --> 00:33:13,351
‐ Yes, then take it
669
00:33:13,384 --> 00:33:16,357
to the ceiling fan store
just down the road.
670
00:33:16,390 --> 00:33:19,096
Turn on
the overhead ceiling fans
671
00:33:19,129 --> 00:33:23,371
and trampoline into them
so that your head chops off.
672
00:33:23,404 --> 00:33:25,710
‐ That's rude.
Why are you being mean?
673
00:33:25,743 --> 00:33:31,522
‐ Because you are the reason
I am stuck here.
674
00:33:31,555 --> 00:33:36,430
Do you want to see what
my spaceship looks like, hmm?
675
00:33:36,464 --> 00:33:42,142
This‐‐this is what is left!
676
00:33:42,175 --> 00:33:44,313
I had the coolest whip in town
677
00:33:44,346 --> 00:33:49,123
and now,
I have a box of alien balls.
678
00:33:49,156 --> 00:33:52,564
If it wasn't for you,
679
00:33:52,597 --> 00:33:55,670
I would be on my planet
right now
680
00:33:55,703 --> 00:33:59,143
eating delicious tree skin.
681
00:33:59,176 --> 00:34:01,515
It's like pork rinds,
682
00:34:01,548 --> 00:34:05,255
but it doesn't make you vomit.
683
00:34:05,288 --> 00:34:07,159
‐ You can pretend
you don't like me,
684
00:34:07,192 --> 00:34:09,430
but I know you do.
685
00:34:09,463 --> 00:34:12,302
You saved my life in the ship.
686
00:34:12,336 --> 00:34:14,574
‐ I did not.
‐ Yes, you did!
687
00:34:14,608 --> 00:34:16,712
You protected me
during the crash!
688
00:34:16,745 --> 00:34:19,818
Like‐‐like you are my dad.
689
00:34:19,851 --> 00:34:23,559
‐ How dare you.
You take that back.
690
00:34:23,592 --> 00:34:25,796
‐ You wanna be my father.
‐ I am your father?
691
00:34:25,830 --> 00:34:29,403
Okay, I'll be your father,
and you are a bad boy.
692
00:34:29,436 --> 00:34:31,407
‐ What?
‐ Yes.
693
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:34,346
‐ This hurts me as much
as it hurts you.
694
00:34:34,380 --> 00:34:35,816
‐ This is so inappropriate.
695
00:34:35,850 --> 00:34:37,452
‐ You are inappropriate.
696
00:34:37,486 --> 00:34:39,691
This is why
we can't have nice things!
697
00:34:39,724 --> 00:34:41,494
‐ You can say
whatever you want,
698
00:34:41,528 --> 00:34:43,532
but you can't take back
what happened.
699
00:34:43,565 --> 00:34:45,736
You saved me
because you love me.
700
00:34:45,770 --> 00:34:47,439
‐ I don't even
remember the crash.
701
00:34:47,472 --> 00:34:48,709
You know why?
702
00:34:48,742 --> 00:34:51,715
Because you are meaningless
to me, you stupid, little jerk.
703
00:34:51,748 --> 00:34:54,186
‐ I know you are,
but what am I?
704
00:34:54,219 --> 00:34:57,192
‐ I‐‐no, I did not say
that I am a jerk.
705
00:34:57,225 --> 00:34:58,562
I said that you are a jerk.
706
00:34:58,595 --> 00:35:00,566
‐ I know you are,
but what am I?
707
00:35:00,599 --> 00:35:02,570
‐ You are not
hearing me correctly.
708
00:35:02,604 --> 00:35:06,344
The pronoun is you, not I.
709
00:35:06,377 --> 00:35:08,849
‐ I know you are,
but what am I?
710
00:35:13,559 --> 00:35:15,730
I'm going into
that room over there.
711
00:35:15,763 --> 00:35:17,734
When I come out,
you better be gone,
712
00:35:17,767 --> 00:35:21,541
you dumb, little, shit pocket.
713
00:35:21,575 --> 00:35:23,177
‐ That makes no sense.
714
00:35:23,211 --> 00:35:24,814
‐ Yes, it does.
715
00:35:24,848 --> 00:35:27,654
If you put shit in your pocket.
716
00:35:32,530 --> 00:35:35,770
♪ ♪
717
00:35:35,803 --> 00:35:40,846
Memories define
who these humans are.
718
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:44,386
And if the memories
become too painful
719
00:35:44,420 --> 00:35:49,163
or reveal a side of themselves
they don't like,
720
00:35:49,196 --> 00:35:52,269
their brains tuck
those memories away.
721
00:35:52,302 --> 00:35:59,316
♪ ♪
722
00:35:59,350 --> 00:36:02,924
I am so happy I am not human.
723
00:36:02,957 --> 00:36:07,900
♪ ♪
724
00:36:15,616 --> 00:36:17,653
‐ Beep, beep.
725
00:36:17,687 --> 00:36:19,858
Yes.
726
00:36:19,891 --> 00:36:21,862
It must be summer if you're
bringing out the beast.
727
00:36:21,895 --> 00:36:24,400
‐ "Asta, I'm a beast for you.
728
00:36:24,433 --> 00:36:27,573
I miss your butt ass,
so come on, sit on me."
729
00:36:27,607 --> 00:36:29,744
Get in here.
Come on.
730
00:36:31,447 --> 00:36:35,488
‐ ♪ Just beyond those clouds,
there's sunshine ♪
731
00:36:35,523 --> 00:36:39,363
♪ So bright,
it will hurt your eyes ♪
732
00:36:39,396 --> 00:36:40,933
♪ ♪
733
00:36:40,966 --> 00:36:45,408
♪ Oh, I won't lie,
you've been on my mind ♪
734
00:36:45,442 --> 00:36:48,448
♪ 'Cause all I ever see ♪
735
00:36:48,481 --> 00:36:50,953
♪ All I ever see is you ♪
736
00:36:50,986 --> 00:36:54,326
‐ You always know when I need
something like this.
737
00:36:54,359 --> 00:36:56,732
You know Ethan hasn't come
into work for two days?
738
00:36:56,765 --> 00:36:58,501
I had to cover everything.
739
00:36:58,535 --> 00:37:00,573
‐ Ethan.
740
00:37:00,606 --> 00:37:03,712
Ethan?
Ethan, Ethan, Ethan.
741
00:37:03,746 --> 00:37:06,250
I can't quite place‐‐
who is that again?
742
00:37:06,283 --> 00:37:08,321
‐ You know.
You remember the doctor?
743
00:37:08,354 --> 00:37:10,325
‐ Yeah, I don't‐‐
‐ Oh, let me help you.
744
00:37:10,358 --> 00:37:13,766
He worked for
Médecins Sans Frontières.
745
00:37:13,799 --> 00:37:15,569
‐ Mm?
746
00:37:15,603 --> 00:37:16,705
‐ Mm.
747
00:37:16,738 --> 00:37:20,746
Yeah, you hooked up with him
and thought I didn't know.
748
00:37:20,780 --> 00:37:21,782
‐ That Ethan.
‐ Yes.
749
00:37:21,815 --> 00:37:26,925
‐ That's right.
750
00:37:26,958 --> 00:37:30,633
Well, I guess we both know
each other's secrets now.
751
00:37:34,406 --> 00:37:35,943
Jay told me.
752
00:37:38,615 --> 00:37:40,251
‐ Oh,
753
00:37:44,627 --> 00:37:46,297
I'm sorry
I didn't tell you about Jay.
754
00:37:46,330 --> 00:37:47,533
‐ Don't be.
755
00:37:47,567 --> 00:37:49,838
I should have known,
first of all.
756
00:37:49,871 --> 00:37:52,710
You guys are
pretty much identical.
757
00:37:52,743 --> 00:37:53,879
Like, duh.
758
00:37:53,912 --> 00:37:57,018
‐ Well, you guys have
a lot in common.
759
00:37:57,052 --> 00:38:00,759
I heard you two had
an adventure the other night.
760
00:38:00,793 --> 00:38:05,569
‐ Right.
‐ Uh‐huh.
761
00:38:05,603 --> 00:38:06,905
‐ You remember when
Mrs. Pinkham
762
00:38:06,938 --> 00:38:08,575
assigned us "Beowulf"
in school?
763
00:38:08,609 --> 00:38:09,844
‐ Yeah.
764
00:38:09,878 --> 00:38:11,715
Yeah, and Molly Swenson
called me a bitch,
765
00:38:11,748 --> 00:38:13,919
so you dumped your food tray
on her and called her Grendel.
766
00:38:13,952 --> 00:38:18,929
Oh, that was awesome.
‐ Yeah, epic.
767
00:38:18,962 --> 00:38:24,339
So, like,
Jimmy's the new Grendel.
768
00:38:24,373 --> 00:38:28,549
Sometimes you gotta slay
a monster for your best friend.
769
00:38:28,582 --> 00:38:31,955
♪ ♪
770
00:38:31,988 --> 00:38:36,330
Come here.
‐ Aw, man.
771
00:38:36,363 --> 00:38:37,733
That's like the most
romantic thing
772
00:38:37,767 --> 00:38:40,371
anyone's ever said to me.
773
00:38:40,405 --> 00:38:43,912
‐ That can't be true.
‐ That's so true.
774
00:38:58,107 --> 00:39:01,615
♪ ♪
775
00:39:01,648 --> 00:39:04,621
Harry?
776
00:39:04,654 --> 00:39:05,623
Harry!
777
00:39:05,656 --> 00:39:12,803
♪ ♪
778
00:39:13,739 --> 00:39:15,743
‐ What are you doing?
779
00:39:15,776 --> 00:39:17,647
‐ I thought you were drowning!
780
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:19,082
‐ I was thinking.
781
00:39:19,116 --> 00:39:23,457
Can't an alien think underwater
without being disturbed?
782
00:39:23,491 --> 00:39:24,994
‐ You have gills?
783
00:39:25,028 --> 00:39:26,631
Ugh!
784
00:39:26,665 --> 00:39:28,134
‐ You lungers.
785
00:39:28,167 --> 00:39:31,841
You are very judgmental.
Mm.
786
00:39:43,699 --> 00:39:45,603
‐ You might have a concussion.
I wanted to make sure
you were okay,
787
00:39:45,636 --> 00:39:47,873
but I found you face down
in the water,
788
00:39:47,907 --> 00:39:50,846
which I guess
is normal for you, so...
789
00:39:50,879 --> 00:39:51,781
cool.
790
00:39:51,815 --> 00:39:55,823
‐ We started as water beings.
791
00:39:55,856 --> 00:39:58,795
‐ I guess that explains
the weird, talking octopus.
792
00:39:58,829 --> 00:40:00,164
‐ All octopuses can talk.
793
00:40:00,198 --> 00:40:02,536
They just don't like talking
to humans.
794
00:40:02,570 --> 00:40:06,945
Number 42 only talked to you
because you are with me.
795
00:40:08,882 --> 00:40:12,690
‐ His name is number 42?
‐ On the menu.
796
00:40:12,723 --> 00:40:17,867
Octopus in black bean sauce.
Number 42.
797
00:40:17,900 --> 00:40:22,677
And you wonder why
they aren't speaking to humans.
798
00:40:22,710 --> 00:40:26,885
Octopuses are our descendants.
799
00:40:26,918 --> 00:40:31,026
They are the closest thing
to my people on Earth.
800
00:40:31,060 --> 00:40:33,598
I miss my people.
801
00:40:33,632 --> 00:40:37,472
I should not be here.
802
00:40:37,506 --> 00:40:40,946
I am not Nuche.
‐ Mm.
803
00:40:40,980 --> 00:40:42,950
You've been talking to my dad?
804
00:40:42,984 --> 00:40:47,760
‐ My family is very far away.
805
00:40:49,831 --> 00:40:53,972
‐ You know, on Earth,
806
00:40:54,006 --> 00:40:57,713
you don't really have
to be related to be family.
807
00:40:57,747 --> 00:41:01,186
In fact, you don't have to be
like them at all.
808
00:41:01,220 --> 00:41:03,959
‐ Then how are they family?
809
00:41:06,130 --> 00:41:08,635
♪ ♪
810
00:41:08,669 --> 00:41:10,004
‐ Sometimes family is just
811
00:41:10,038 --> 00:41:13,210
the people in your life
that you love,
812
00:41:13,244 --> 00:41:15,983
that you'd do anything for.
813
00:41:16,016 --> 00:41:19,757
Dan is family,
D'arcy is family too.
814
00:41:19,791 --> 00:41:22,095
‐ I kissed D'arcy.
815
00:41:22,128 --> 00:41:25,234
Yeah, she mentioned that.
816
00:41:25,268 --> 00:41:28,140
‐ Her eyelid tasted
like a potato chip.
817
00:41:31,981 --> 00:41:35,789
‐ You know, kissing doesn't
normally include
818
00:41:35,823 --> 00:41:38,194
tasting someone's eyelid.
819
00:41:40,064 --> 00:41:42,770
I know this is hard for you.
820
00:41:42,803 --> 00:41:45,008
It's a bad feeling
to be stuck anywhere,
821
00:41:45,041 --> 00:41:47,646
especially somewhere you hate.
822
00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:51,120
‐ Like you were with Jimmy.
823
00:41:51,153 --> 00:41:56,196
‐ Yeah,
I try not to think about that.
824
00:41:56,230 --> 00:42:00,606
It helps, though,
to surround yourself in nature,
825
00:42:00,639 --> 00:42:03,879
people you care about.
826
00:42:03,912 --> 00:42:07,285
They take away
the bad feelings.
827
00:42:07,318 --> 00:42:10,058
‐ Human memory
is very powerful.
828
00:42:10,091 --> 00:42:12,095
It is more than just knowledge
of what has been.
829
00:42:12,128 --> 00:42:16,236
It contains feelings
of that moment.
830
00:42:16,270 --> 00:42:21,080
Memories connect humans
even when they are apart,
831
00:42:21,113 --> 00:42:23,852
memories of someone
you've lost.
832
00:42:23,885 --> 00:42:29,897
♪ ♪
833
00:42:29,931 --> 00:42:33,270
‐ Is that coffee for me?
834
00:42:33,304 --> 00:42:35,174
‐ That coffee is for you.
835
00:42:35,208 --> 00:42:38,314
♪ ♪
836
00:42:38,347 --> 00:42:40,218
This is for you, too.
837
00:42:40,251 --> 00:42:42,890
♪ ♪
838
00:42:42,923 --> 00:42:44,727
Let's get to work.
839
00:42:44,761 --> 00:42:50,037
♪ ♪
840
00:42:50,071 --> 00:42:52,877
‐ Memories of traumatic
experiences can take you back
841
00:42:52,910 --> 00:42:57,720
to the event days or weeks,
even years after it happened.
842
00:42:59,757 --> 00:43:02,195
‐ Max?
Max, I'm coming!
843
00:43:02,228 --> 00:43:05,334
♪ ♪
844
00:43:05,368 --> 00:43:07,673
Honey, are you okay?
845
00:43:07,706 --> 00:43:08,975
‐ Yeah, I'm fine.
‐ What happened?
846
00:43:09,009 --> 00:43:11,848
‐ I thought I saw a mouse,
but it was just a sock.
847
00:43:11,881 --> 00:43:13,117
‐ Oh, buddy.
848
00:43:13,150 --> 00:43:15,121
‐ Is everything okay?
‐ Yeah, he's fine.
849
00:43:15,154 --> 00:43:18,762
I'm just still so freaked out
after what happened.
850
00:43:18,795 --> 00:43:20,364
‐ Why are you wearing that?
851
00:43:20,398 --> 00:43:22,335
‐ Daddy's just playing
a little dress‐up.
852
00:43:22,368 --> 00:43:25,108
Go and get some sleep,
okay, champ?
853
00:43:25,141 --> 00:43:26,744
Honey?
854
00:43:26,778 --> 00:43:28,114
‐ Yeah.
‐ Let's go.
855
00:43:28,147 --> 00:43:30,284
‐ See you in the morning, bud.
‐ Goodnight.
856
00:43:30,318 --> 00:43:31,955
‐ Oh, goodnight.
857
00:43:34,961 --> 00:43:37,132
♪ ♪
858
00:43:42,408 --> 00:43:45,014
‐ But memories can also
connect people
859
00:43:45,047 --> 00:43:47,185
and remind them
of better times.
860
00:43:47,218 --> 00:43:51,260
‐ Ethan?
861
00:43:51,293 --> 00:43:52,696
You here?
862
00:43:54,432 --> 00:43:56,403
♪ ♪
863
00:43:56,436 --> 00:43:58,274
Heard you blew off work.
864
00:43:58,307 --> 00:44:05,221
♪ ♪
865
00:44:11,366 --> 00:44:13,003
What the hell?
866
00:44:16,043 --> 00:44:23,123
♪ ♪
867
00:44:52,482 --> 00:44:54,787
‐ Dude, it's about time
you came back.
868
00:44:54,820 --> 00:44:56,456
The chef here is a sicko.
869
00:44:56,490 --> 00:45:00,364
Last night,
I swear he fed me octopus.
870
00:45:00,398 --> 00:45:02,468
‐ Are we family?
871
00:45:02,502 --> 00:45:04,105
‐ Um, yeah, I guess so.
872
00:45:04,139 --> 00:45:06,410
I mean, I'm not, like,
I'll help you move family,
873
00:45:06,443 --> 00:45:09,216
but more, like, I'll see you
at the reunion and say,
874
00:45:09,249 --> 00:45:11,053
"Well, you got fat" family.
875
00:45:11,086 --> 00:45:15,161
‐ I am afraid
I am becoming too human.
876
00:45:15,194 --> 00:45:18,133
I need family to remind me
who I am.
877
00:45:18,167 --> 00:45:19,469
‐ Well, in that case,
break me out of here
878
00:45:19,502 --> 00:45:22,108
and we can be roomies,
but you have to do it quick.
879
00:45:22,141 --> 00:45:23,477
Your people will be here soon.
880
00:45:23,511 --> 00:45:26,985
‐ What do you mean?
‐ Oh, didn't you know?
881
00:45:27,018 --> 00:45:28,487
Pretty obvious you didn't
complete your mission.
882
00:45:28,521 --> 00:45:31,293
They'll just send someone else
to kill everyone for you.
883
00:45:31,326 --> 00:45:34,399
‐ Everyone?
Including Asta?
884
00:45:34,432 --> 00:45:36,270
‐ Uh, yeah, Asta?
Is‐‐the human?
885
00:45:36,303 --> 00:45:38,007
Yes, she's a human, so yes.
886
00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:39,977
‐ This cannot happen.
887
00:45:42,115 --> 00:45:43,985
I should not care about
saving Asta.
888
00:45:44,019 --> 00:45:46,023
She is human.
889
00:45:46,056 --> 00:45:49,362
I know she is, but what am I?
890
00:45:49,396 --> 00:45:51,366
‐ ♪ I don't know what really,
really happens ♪
891
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:52,368
♪ At the end of the road ♪
892
00:45:52,402 --> 00:45:54,272
‐ Run,
you elegant bastard, run!
893
00:45:54,306 --> 00:45:56,243
‐ ♪ I don't know what really,
really happens ♪
894
00:45:56,276 --> 00:45:58,515
♪ At the end of the road ♪
895
00:45:58,548 --> 00:46:01,186
♪ I‐‐I‐‐I‐‐I don't know what
really, really happens ♪
896
00:46:01,219 --> 00:46:03,959
♪ At the end of the road ♪
897
00:46:03,992 --> 00:46:06,196
♪ But my trip is mad ♪
898
00:46:06,229 --> 00:46:08,267
♪ I ain't finished,
I got loads ♪
899
00:46:08,300 --> 00:46:10,505
♪ I think I'm up
for the challenge ♪
900
00:46:10,539 --> 00:46:13,143
♪ To show I got me
some mileage ♪
901
00:46:13,177 --> 00:46:15,515
♪ I got a car and a cottage ♪
902
00:46:15,549 --> 00:46:17,485
♪ I got Suzanne
in my baggage ♪
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