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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:23,240 --> 00:00:25,720 Eu sunt Mo, ce mai faci ? 2 00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:28,440 Ai un p�r foarte frumos, �n�elegi ce vreau s� spun ? 3 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:30,240 Nu am timp pentru asta, �mi pare r�u. 4 00:00:30,360 --> 00:00:33,200 Trebuie s�-�i faci timp, �n fiecare zi. 5 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:35,480 - Nu am timp, am treab� ! - Bine... 6 00:00:35,868 --> 00:00:38,282 - La revedere... - M� bucur c� te-am �nt�lnit ! 7 00:00:38,737 --> 00:00:40,368 La revedere... 8 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:44,602 Invitatul meu din aceast� sear� este domnul Philippe Saint Pierre. 9 00:00:44,790 --> 00:00:46,525 Sant Pierre ? 10 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:49,040 - San Pierre... - Philippe San Pierre. 11 00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:51,400 El este autorul c�r�ii, 12 00:00:51,560 --> 00:00:53,840 "Cum s� seduci femeile dificile". 13 00:01:01,280 --> 00:01:03,600 Au reduceri de 17 % ast�zi. 14 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:06,040 - Este minunat. - Da... 15 00:01:06,320 --> 00:01:08,360 Por�i o rochie foarte frumoas�. 16 00:01:09,757 --> 00:01:11,139 Da ! 17 00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:14,400 Iar pantofii �ia arat� foarte bine �mpreun�. 18 00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:18,200 - Unde mergi ? - Ce naiba ��i pas� �ie ? 19 00:01:18,320 --> 00:01:20,280 Las�-m� �n pace, ciudatule ! 20 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:31,927 Cartea dumitale pare s� provoace nervozitate. 21 00:01:32,084 --> 00:01:33,564 De ce crezi c� se �nt�mpl� asta ? 22 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:35,600 Cred c� este probabil din cauz� 23 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:40,360 c� tr�im ni�te vremuri �n care b�rba�ii sunt mai numero�i dec�t femeile �i... 24 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:43,200 Femeile nu sunt foarte tolerante cu b�rba�ii, 25 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:46,080 a�a c� sunt foarte mul�i oameni singuri acolo. 26 00:01:52,440 --> 00:01:53,840 Bun� ! 27 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:57,400 �mi place bluza ta purpurie, este dr�gu��. 28 00:01:58,040 --> 00:01:59,520 - Ce ? - La revedere ! 29 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:01,400 La revedere ? 30 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:05,400 - Hei ! - Pleac� de aici, ai �n�eles ? 31 00:02:06,525 --> 00:02:08,556 Vrei s� m� la�i �n pace ? 32 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:17,880 Ce mai faci ? 33 00:02:23,760 --> 00:02:26,280 Dumneata ai s� predai un curs, 34 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:29,200 despre cum se seduc femeile dificile. 35 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:31,840 Da, dureaz� doar zece minute, la �nceput... 36 00:02:38,640 --> 00:02:41,040 C�nd g�sesc o femeie pe care �ncerc s� o seduc, 37 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:44,320 �i arunc un z�mbet, mereu adresez �ntreb�ri... 38 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:49,160 Ele nu vor s� te aud� vorbind, nu-i a�a ? Vor s� se aud� pe ele cum vorbesc. 39 00:02:50,080 --> 00:02:52,680 A�a c� le adresez �ntreb�ri �i z�mbesc c�t de mult este posibil, 40 00:02:52,720 --> 00:02:56,720 de obicei nu ascult ce �mi spun, dar �mi place s� iau ultimele cuvinte care le spun, 41 00:02:57,280 --> 00:03:01,520 ultimele cuvinte din propozi�ie, �i s� formulez o nou� �ntrebare. 42 00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:04,880 Continui s� fac asta, f�r� s� fiu prea evident, 43 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:07,280 �i cred c� problema este rezolvat�. 44 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:15,920 B�rba�ii americani sunt cumva... 45 00:03:18,520 --> 00:03:20,880 Minuna�i, fabulo�i... 46 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:23,760 Sofistica�i... 47 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:26,200 Amabili, grijulii... 48 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:29,880 Sunt sarcastic�, nimic din toate astea nu este adev�rat. 49 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:38,240 Sunte�i singur ? 50 00:03:38,360 --> 00:03:40,240 - Nu, sunt c�s�torit. - Sunte�i c�s�torit ? 51 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:42,440 Deci �ti�i multe lucruri despre femeile dificile ? 52 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:44,200 Exact... 53 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:51,520 Seduce�i femeile dup� regulile obi�nuite ? 54 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:53,840 Asta este o chestiune privat�. 55 00:04:07,440 --> 00:04:09,520 M� pute�i �nv��a �i pe mine cum se seduc... 56 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:11,600 Dac� dori�i s� veni�i, sunte�i invitatul meu ! 57 00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:17,160 Am nevoie de un echipament specializat ? 58 00:04:20,840 --> 00:04:23,280 �n limba francez� se spune... 59 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:26,240 "Fiecare sac �i g�se�te peticul". 60 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:29,200 - Fiecare sac... - κi g�se�te peticul. 61 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:31,120 - Peticul ? - Da, peticul... 62 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:33,480 Asta �nseamn� c�... 63 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:36,440 "Pentru fiecare oal� exist� un capac". 64 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:39,520 - Exist� un capac ? - Da, pentru fiecare oal�. 65 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:41,440 Are s� fie foarte distractiv... 66 00:04:50,760 --> 00:04:52,040 Ce ? 67 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:55,280 Tocmai am vorbit la telefon cu Gigi. 68 00:04:56,120 --> 00:04:59,480 �mi place femeia aia, �tie s� spun� lucrurilor pe nume. 69 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:01,080 E�ti un b�rbat norocos, Philippe. 70 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:02,800 Ea are s� vin� aici miercuri. 71 00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:06,840 Miercuri au s� vin� o mul�ime de oameni care s� te ajute s� devii faimos. 72 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:09,880 �n regul�, acum cartea ! 73 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,040 "Cum merg femeile dificile". 74 00:05:12,440 --> 00:05:14,360 Puteam s� scriu �i eu cartea asta. 75 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:16,640 Tyra este la telefon... 76 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:18,520 Oh, Doamne ! 77 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:20,640 Tyra ! 78 00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:23,440 Ce mai faci ? 79 00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:26,480 - Femei dificile... - Da ! 80 00:05:26,840 --> 00:05:28,840 - Ai spus, femei dificile ? - Da. 81 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:32,040 �n fiecare zi a s�pt�m�nii, fratele meu, asta e adev�rul. 82 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:33,760 - Sunt peste tot. - Vrei s� vii la curs ? 83 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:36,280 Este ultimul. 84 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:37,720 Stai pu�in. 85 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:41,920 - �i noi putem preda un curs. - Sigur c� da. 86 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:45,640 Putem s� facem o avere, tu �i cu mine, o s� ne �mbog��im. 87 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:48,720 - A�a este, dragule. - Da, la naiba ! 88 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:51,800 Este miercuri sear�. 89 00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:53,640 Da, �tiu asta. 90 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:55,360 O s� discut�m despre femeile dificile. 91 00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:58,280 Trebuie s� merg la repeti�ii, nu pot. 92 00:05:58,480 --> 00:06:00,960 Poate dup� aceia, dup� aceia. 93 00:06:01,520 --> 00:06:03,680 - La ora 12... - Aoleu ! 94 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:05,320 La naiba ! 95 00:06:06,640 --> 00:06:09,160 Vampirii sunt periculo�i. 96 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:11,160 Stai calm ! 97 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:25,200 Vai de mine ! 98 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:28,440 - Ce bucat� ! - Da... 99 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:30,920 - S-a uitat la mine. - Nu cred, fratele meu. 100 00:06:30,960 --> 00:06:33,680 Se uit� prin tine, ca s� m� vad� pe mine. 101 00:06:33,840 --> 00:06:36,520 - Avea privirea cruci��. - Da, �tiu... 102 00:06:36,760 --> 00:06:40,280 Dar �n mod sigur era cam de nota �ase. 103 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:42,360 De nou�... 104 00:06:43,760 --> 00:06:46,605 Cred c� este la fel de r�u precum sun�, 105 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:49,480 mul�i b�rba�i sunt ca oamenii cavernelor c�nd merg dup� femei, 106 00:06:50,320 --> 00:06:52,800 pentru c� �i urmeaz� instinctele primare, 107 00:06:52,840 --> 00:06:55,840 men�in lucrurile simple �i nu se g�ndesc prea mult. 108 00:06:57,000 --> 00:07:01,080 "CUM S� SEDUCI FEMEILE DIFICILE". 109 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:05,400 CAPITOLUL 1 "CURSUL". 110 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:10,560 - Ce mai faci, eu sunt Sam. - Sam.. 111 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:12,160 Eu sunt Al. 112 00:07:12,760 --> 00:07:15,400 M� bucur s� te cunosc, Al. 113 00:07:16,120 --> 00:07:17,760 E�ti gata ? 114 00:07:18,440 --> 00:07:20,680 Aproape gata... 115 00:07:42,640 --> 00:07:45,520 - Bun� ziua, tuturor ! - Bun� ziua ! 116 00:07:46,360 --> 00:07:47,640 V� rog... 117 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:51,880 Prezenta�i-v� singuri. 118 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:53,960 Mo ! 119 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:57,280 - Da, Mo ! - Bine... 120 00:07:58,440 --> 00:08:00,640 - M� bucur s� te cunosc. - Da ! 121 00:08:01,520 --> 00:08:03,840 - Po�i lua loc acum. - Da ! 122 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:05,400 Stai jos... 123 00:08:07,160 --> 00:08:08,440 Stai jos ! 124 00:08:10,680 --> 00:08:13,280 Bun�, eu sunt Tom �i nu cred... 125 00:08:14,080 --> 00:08:16,280 C� am fost vreodat� cu o femeie care s� nu fie dificil�. 126 00:08:18,280 --> 00:08:19,560 Eu sunt Mich... 127 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:22,440 Eu sunt Dan �i suntem fra�i. 128 00:08:22,840 --> 00:08:24,160 Ne plac foarte mult femeile. 129 00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:28,120 Suntem �nc�nta�i �i ferici�i s� ne afl�m aici. 130 00:08:28,920 --> 00:08:30,440 - Suntem fra�i ! - Bine... 131 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:33,840 Eu sunt Doug �i... 132 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:36,320 Mama mea era cam dificil�. 133 00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:39,280 Eu caut pe cineva la fel. 134 00:08:40,760 --> 00:08:42,400 - De aceia sunt aici. - Bine... 135 00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:44,840 Ronnie... 136 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:47,920 - Scuz�-m� ? - Ronnie... 137 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:49,400 Ronnie... 138 00:08:49,880 --> 00:08:53,200 Ronnie, Ronnie ! M� bucur s� te cunosc. 139 00:08:53,320 --> 00:08:56,120 Hei, eu sunt David �i... 140 00:08:57,240 --> 00:09:00,160 Femei dificile sau nu at�t de dificile... 141 00:09:01,320 --> 00:09:04,560 Nu conteaz� pentru mine, vreau doar s� �nv�� s� cunosc femei. 142 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:06,760 Bine ! 143 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:08,200 Eu sunt Sam. 144 00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:10,640 - Bun�, Sam. - Bun� ! 145 00:09:10,880 --> 00:09:15,040 Domnule, pot s� v� adresez o �ntrebare ? 146 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:17,360 - Sigur c� da. - Bine... 147 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:20,280 A�i considera nebunia ca fiind dificil�, 148 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:22,160 pentru c� eu m� confrunt cu nebunia. 149 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:25,400 Asta intr� sub umbrel� no�iunii de dificil ? 150 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:28,040 Da. 151 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:30,360 Nadine... 152 00:09:30,960 --> 00:09:32,240 - Asta e numele t�u ? - Nu ! 153 00:09:32,560 --> 00:09:36,000 Eu sunt Al, dar so�ia mea, adic� fosta mea so�ie 154 00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:38,400 este cam, cam... 155 00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:40,120 Este nebun�. 156 00:09:40,320 --> 00:09:41,720 Bine... 157 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:45,200 Dup� cum �ti�i eu sunt francez. 158 00:09:45,680 --> 00:09:50,000 Deci asta �nseamn� c� provin dintr-o cultur� �n care se presupune 159 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:54,280 c� b�rba�ii sunt foarte pricepu�i �n arta seduc�iei. 160 00:09:54,880 --> 00:09:57,280 - S� nu mai �nt�rzii ! - �mi cer scuze. 161 00:09:57,320 --> 00:09:59,400 Femeile sunt foarte restrictive cu asta. 162 00:09:59,880 --> 00:10:01,360 Dac� mergi la o �nt�lnire 163 00:10:01,720 --> 00:10:03,840 �i �nt�rzii, atunci ea a terminat cu tine. 164 00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:06,560 A terminat ! 165 00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:09,640 - �ine minte asta ! - �mi pare r�u. 166 00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:13,360 Care este numele t�u ? 167 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:15,360 Eu sunt Ira Levinson. 168 00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:17,440 Ira ? 169 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:21,640 - Dac� dori�i s�-mi vede�i buletinul... - Mul�umesc, este �n regul�. 170 00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:23,800 Mul�umesc ! 171 00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:25,600 Ira, Ira... 172 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,240 Am citit cartea, este grozav�... 173 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:29,920 Mul�umesc. 174 00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:33,400 Am �ncercat s� fiu creativ, 175 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:36,040 s� fiu �ncrez�tor �i agresiv, 176 00:10:36,240 --> 00:10:38,520 �i am �ncercat s� folosesc un limbaj mai dur, 177 00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:39,960 dar ea m-a plesnit peste fa��. 178 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:43,960 A�a c� uneori nu �tiu unde s� trag linia, 179 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:47,160 pentru c� am crezut c� e toleranta, 180 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,560 �i o s�-i ajung la p�s�ric�. 181 00:10:49,595 --> 00:10:51,800 A fost amuzant, dar... 182 00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:53,960 R�zboiul nu este amuzant ! 183 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:55,440 Mo ! 184 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:58,320 C�nd primim tricouri ? 185 00:10:58,920 --> 00:11:01,560 Din acelea frumoase, pentru b�rba�i. Femeilor le place. 186 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:04,360 Pot s� cump�r un tricou ? 187 00:11:04,920 --> 00:11:06,240 ��i pot da adres� dac� vrei. 188 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,160 D�-mi-o �i mie, s� cump�r cartea ! 189 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:12,120 - Bine... - Am s� cump�r �i un tricou. 190 00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:14,080 Am s� fiu sexy pentru femei. 191 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:19,040 Este adev�rat c� femeile franceze sunt p�roase ? 192 00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:20,560 Ce vrei s� spui ? 193 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:23,280 Sunt p�roase, am auzit c� sunt p�roase. 194 00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:25,440 Ei bine... 195 00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:28,760 C�nd pui gura la vaginul unei femei. 196 00:11:29,720 --> 00:11:32,560 Cursul nostru nu este despre asta, 197 00:11:32,720 --> 00:11:35,200 este vorba de seduc�ie, nu despre sex. 198 00:11:35,640 --> 00:11:37,720 Dar c�nd po�i s� faci asta ? 199 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:40,560 - Scuz�-m� ? - �nainte sau dup� ? 200 00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:42,920 Dup� ce ? 201 00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:45,600 - Dup� ce faci sex. - Da... 202 00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:48,000 Apoi ��i pui gura �n vagin. 203 00:11:49,720 --> 00:11:53,000 Eu cred c� b�rba�ii americani sunt foarte frumo�i. 204 00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:55,600 Foarte frumo�i ! 205 00:11:55,800 --> 00:12:00,200 �i �mi plac pentru c� nu sunt posesivi. 206 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,840 - �n�elegi ? - Da... 207 00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:04,920 Ai un prieten ? 208 00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:07,800 Am mul�i, mul�i prieteni. 209 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:12,000 Dar eu �l caut... 210 00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:14,800 Pe acel b�rbat care... 211 00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:19,360 S� m� fac� s� m� �ndr�gostesc. 212 00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:22,600 - Ai un anume accent, de unde e�ti ? - Din Lim�. 213 00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:24,080 Din Lim�, Peru... 214 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:29,240 Bine, po�i s� m� suni. 215 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:31,320 - Dac� vrei. - Are s� te sune. 216 00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:34,280 - Altcineva... - Altcineva ? 217 00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:37,880 Bine, nu conteaz� ! 218 00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:39,760 Nu conteaz�... 219 00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:41,840 - Mi-a p�rut bine. - �i mie mi-a p�rut bine. 220 00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:43,360 - La revedere. - Pa ! 221 00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:46,120 Nu cred c� vrei s� vorbe�ti cu mine. 222 00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:49,120 Eu nu sunt o femeie dificil�, a�a c�... 223 00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:52,160 - Asta �nseamn� c� e�ti u�uratic� ? - U�uratic� ? 224 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:56,920 Cine eu ? Nu, nu a� spune c� sunt u�uratic�. 225 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,760 Femeile sunt dure. 226 00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:02,040 Sunt dure �i inteligente. 227 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:06,040 �sta stau lucrurile, iar b�rba�ii trebuie s� se adapteze. 228 00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:09,600 - La revedere... - Pa ! 229 00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:14,040 CAPITOLUL 2 "B�RBATUL DOMINANT". 230 00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:17,891 Nu �mi pas� ce se �nt�mpl� c�nd nu e�ti aici, 231 00:13:18,016 --> 00:13:19,829 e�ti un milog, pentru numele lui Dumnezeu. 232 00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:25,480 G�nde�te-te la asta data viitoare, m-am s�turat s�-�i fac treaba ! 233 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,680 Totul este �n regul� ? 234 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:37,520 Mereu acela�i rahat ! 235 00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:42,440 Te-a sunat Cecilia. 236 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:45,964 Am �nt�rziat, spune-i c� am s� o sun de la aeroport, te rog. 237 00:13:46,680 --> 00:13:48,400 �n ce zi te �ntorci ? 238 00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:52,960 ��i mai spun o dat�, m� �ntorc miercuri. 239 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:58,360 �i s�pt�m�na viitoare este ziua fiicei tale, �n caz c� ai uitat. 240 00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:01,280 Cum, iar�i ? Abia a avut una anul trecut ! 241 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:07,160 Voiam s� ��i spun ceva, apropo, Cecilia... 242 00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:09,760 Nu m� �ntreba nimic acum, bine ? 243 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,280 Tocmai am parcat. 244 00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:36,760 Nu �ncepe f�r� mine... 245 00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:22,360 Are capse, dragule ! 246 00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:27,880 La naiba ! 247 00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:57,640 Alo ? 248 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:02,360 Da... 249 00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:10,920 Era Tiger... 250 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:15,560 A avut probleme la aeroport. 251 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:18,840 Este jos, parcheaz� ma�ina. 252 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:48,800 Scuz�-m�... 253 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:02,280 Cl�te�te, te rog... 254 00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:07,320 O s� facem o radiografie la urm�toarea vizit�. 255 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,360 Vrei s� lu�m cina ? 256 00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:17,560 Nu, dar nu m� �nt�lnesc cu pacien�ii. 257 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,360 Doar o mic� cina. 258 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:25,280 Pe 12 noiembrie ? 259 00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:28,320 - Lu�m cina ? - Nu... 260 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:30,440 E urm�toarea programare. 261 00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:33,160 Sunt cinci zile p�n� atunci �n care te pot scoate la cin�. 262 00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:39,200 Am s� vin imediat. 263 00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:43,920 Te rog, f�-i o programare pentru dat� de 12 noiembrie. 264 00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:45,600 - La ora �apte ? - Nu, nu, nu. 265 00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:47,640 La ora 11, nu ajung at�t de devreme. 266 00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:51,240 - Alt� carte ? - Da. 267 00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:54,680 Asta este despre cum s� seduci femeile dificile. 268 00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:59,480 - La revedere, Philippe. - La revedere... 269 00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:03,240 Bun� ! 270 00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:06,800 Mi-a pl�cut cartea ta, to�i prietenii mei au citit-o ! 271 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,200 E�ti at�t de grozav. 272 00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:11,520 Pot s� te deranjez pentru un autograf ? 273 00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:12,880 Sigur c� da. 274 00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:15,360 Pentru Maureen... 275 00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:17,480 Pentru Maureen ! 276 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:20,320 Cu siguran�� tii o mul�ime de lucruri despre femei. 277 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:22,920 Trebuie s� fie chestia aia franceza, cum se nume�te ? 278 00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:25,320 "Jane no se quoi" ? 279 00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:34,280 Oricum, dup� cum �i-am mai spus �i �nainte, eu sunt Maureen. 280 00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:38,400 - �i sunt singur�. - Tu e�ti singur� ? 281 00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:41,280 Cum se poate c� o femeie care arat� ca tine s� fie singur� ? 282 00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:43,760 Ce s-a �nt�mplat, Maureen ? 283 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:46,520 - Unde sunt b�rba�ii ? - Nu �tiu. 284 00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:48,840 Unde sunt ? 285 00:18:56,360 --> 00:18:59,000 Nu conteaz� unde mergi, b�rba�ii sunt mereu... 286 00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:03,400 �i femeile sunt �ntotdeauna... 287 00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:09,280 Dar �nainte s�-i ceri unei femei s� ias� cu tine, trebuie s� faci asta mai �nt�i... 288 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,360 Ai remarcat cum �i se schimb� ritmul respira�iei 289 00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:19,840 de fiecare dat� c�nd vorbe�ti despre mama ta ? 290 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:24,480 Noi numim asta distrofie caracteristic�. 291 00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:27,400 Cred c� tu nu doar �i-ai iubit mama. 292 00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:30,560 Eu cred c� erai �ndr�gostit de ea. 293 00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:33,960 A�a c� ast�zi e�ti �ndr�gostit de toate femeile, sau cel pu�in a�a crezi. 294 00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:38,760 �n acest punct nu cred c� vorbim numai de un comportament obsesiv. 295 00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:43,360 Cred c� �n mod sigur am penetrat problema dependen�ei. 296 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:47,360 Evident asta a avut un efect subiectiv asupra primei tale casnicii. 297 00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:49,480 La ce te g�nde�ti acum ? 298 00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:05,880 Bun�, iepura� ! 299 00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:09,280 La mul�i ani ! 300 00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:11,480 Ai �mplinit 14 ani... 301 00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:16,920 Apropo, c�nd te �ntorci la �coal� ? 302 00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:19,360 Joia urm�toare. 303 00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:23,040 Tat�, nu am �mplinit 14 ani, am deja 15 ani. 304 00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:27,760 Abia a�tept s� cresc, ca s� ies cu b�ie�ii c�t e noaptea de lung�, dac� am chef. 305 00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:30,880 Ai 15 ani, ce s-a �nt�mplat c�nd aveai 14 ani ? 306 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:36,000 Vreau s� merg la Peter �n acest weekend. 307 00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:40,040 Stai pu�in, ce �nseamn� c� vrei s� mergi la Peter ? 308 00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:41,800 Gigi �tie de asta ? 309 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:44,720 Da, mam� mea vitreg� e minunat� �i am stat de vorb� cu ea. 310 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:47,280 �i ea are �ncredere �n mine. 311 00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:49,840 Nu vreau s� mai vorbim despre asta. 312 00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:54,880 Cum este rela�ia cu fiica ta ? 313 00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:59,120 E o fat� grozav�, o iubesc foarte mult. 314 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:05,320 Nu �ncerc s� fiu cel mai bun tat�, la care spera ea chiar acum. 315 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:10,960 C�l�toria �n Florida este prea mult. 316 00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:15,200 - Da ? - Dar de ce nu mi-a spus mie asta ? 317 00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:17,200 Este �n regul�. 318 00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:20,200 Are s� stea cu p�rin�ii lui. 319 00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:23,680 P�rin�ii lui Steve sunt complet idio�i. 320 00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:25,720 Nu vreau s� aib� un prieten. 321 00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:28,600 Are doar 15 ani ! 322 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:31,240 Oh, Doamne ! 323 00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:35,200 Merge la internat, sunt b�ie�i �n jurul ei tot timpul. 324 00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:40,080 Este o femeie t�n�r� �i de�teapt�, am complet� �ncredere �n ea. 325 00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:45,000 Tu nu ? 326 00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:47,880 Cum ai caracteriza rela�ia ta prezenta ? 327 00:21:51,360 --> 00:21:53,360 Probabil la fel ca toate rela�iile. 328 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:57,720 O zi este minunat�, �n alt� te �ntrebi ce naiba se �nt�mpl� ! 329 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,720 Cau�i s� te �mpaci cu femeia cu care tr�ie�ti. 330 00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:06,880 CAPITOLUL 3 "CLUBUL INIMILOR SINGURATICE". 331 00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:21,520 Se spune c� multe femei sunt atrase de b�rba�ii cu bani 332 00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:23,800 �i din acest motiv, to�i b�rba�ii 333 00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:26,560 caut� s� pun� m�na pe o fat� t�n�r� 334 00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:29,320 c� iubita, care caut� un sponsor care s� o �ntre�in�. 335 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:36,960 Da, f�-mi leg�tura la Washington �i anuleaz� pr�nzul de miercurea viitoare. 336 00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:45,360 Dar trebuie s� spun c� exist� de asemenea �i b�rba�i dificili acolo. 337 00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:48,880 �mp�rt�im acelea�i calit��i, eu cred c� 338 00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:52,400 b�rba�ii sunt m�na�i de invidie, gelozie, resentimente... 339 00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:54,200 Sunt dificili ! 340 00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:56,160 Nici nu �tiu de ce merg la curs. 341 00:22:56,320 --> 00:23:00,720 Femeile se folosesc �n mod constant de corpul meu exclusiv. 342 00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:03,080 Ai aceia�i problem� ? 343 00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:05,040 Te comp�timesc. 344 00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:07,960 Oricum, Rabi, ne vedem s�mb�t�. 345 00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:13,640 Vreau s� aduci mai multe sticle de vin, prima s� o pui pe mas�. 346 00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:16,920 O sticl� de Chateau Branier de Luke de Cruce, din anul 1942. 347 00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:21,400 De Luke de Cruce, din anul 1942. 348 00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:26,760 O sticl� de Saint Julien de Luke de Cruce, din anul 1942. 349 00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:30,560 Saint Julien... 350 00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:34,440 Sunt dezolat, domnule, 351 00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:37,360 eu nu vorbesc limba francez�. 352 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:42,800 Dac� mama mea e o femeie dificil� ? 353 00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:45,080 Nu mama nu este... Adic� din punct de vedere sexual ? 354 00:23:45,115 --> 00:23:46,440 Sexual, nu ! 355 00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:49,600 Am jucat �n spectacolul de asear� �i dramaturgul a condus-o acas�. 356 00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:21,840 Una din cele mai bune lucruri la �nt�lniri este s� �ncerci s� fi persoana 357 00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:25,800 care ��i place s� crezi c� ei cred c� tu vrei s� fii... 358 00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:28,640 �i odat� ce te place, 359 00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:31,120 atunci apar complica�iile. 360 00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:37,280 Deci este mai u�or �n primele s�pt�m�ni sau poate �n primele luni, 361 00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:40,160 �i apoi de �ndat� ce acea persoan� se simte confortabil, 362 00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:42,320 atunci asta te face s� te despar�i de ea. 363 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:42,640 Ce scrii ? 364 00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:50,120 Numele meu este Mo. 365 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,400 Pe tine cum te cheam� ? 366 00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:56,720 Vorbe�ti limba englez� ? 367 00:25:57,960 --> 00:25:59,560 Englez� ? 368 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,560 - Bine ai venit �n America ! - Stai cuminte, omule ! 369 00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:10,640 Ce ? 370 00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:14,040 Nu am �n�eles ce ai spus. 371 00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:27,160 Lucrezi �n acest cartier ? 372 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,680 �mi cer scuze, poate dac� scrii o scrisoare, nu... 373 00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:34,200 Eu sunt Mo. 374 00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:49,880 CAPITOLUL 4 "STIGMATUL FRUMUSE�II". 375 00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:53,680 �mi plac femeile care sunt frumoase, 376 00:26:53,715 --> 00:26:55,280 care sunt uimitor de frumoase, 377 00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:57,160 dar m� fac s� fiu nervos. 378 00:26:57,640 --> 00:27:00,960 Ave�i un exerci�iu care s� sugera�i c� o s� m� ajute, 379 00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:03,586 adic� dac� merg la o �nt�lnire sau dac� v�d pe cineva, 380 00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:06,160 ca s� pot s� fiu eu �nsumi, sau... 381 00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:09,360 Oh, m� blochez ! 382 00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:36,240 - V-o prezint pe... - Aoleu ! 383 00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:40,760 - Sabrina ! - Aoleu... 384 00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:43,400 Sabrina ! 385 00:27:44,360 --> 00:27:45,920 Este atractiv�... 386 00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:48,160 Este adepta... 387 00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:51,360 Independen�ei... 388 00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:54,040 Este sofisticat� �i inteligenta. 389 00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:57,240 �i c� majoritatea femeilor de azi 390 00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:00,640 Sabrina este de asemenea, 391 00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:05,040 sensibil�, vulnerabil� �i dornic� s� �nt�lneasc� b�rbatul potrivit. 392 00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:09,840 Ia-o u�or, nu trebuie s� g�nde�ti. 393 00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:12,280 Vorbe�te-i din inim�. 394 00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:15,480 Femeile au nevoie de dragoste. 395 00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:19,600 Femeile ador� s� iubeasc�. 396 00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:23,280 Exprima o p�rere, spune orice ��i trece prin minte. 397 00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:27,720 Are s� fie surprins� �i are s� aprecieze faptul c� ai remarcat-o. 398 00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:31,360 Dac� nu are dispozi�ia necesar� are s� te ignore, a�a c� ai pierdut. 399 00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:35,080 Am s� v� �nv�� cum s� veni�i aici 400 00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:38,120 �i s� v� prezenta�i lui Sabrina. 401 00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:41,840 Tom ! 402 00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:44,120 Da, tu, vino aici ! 403 00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:52,920 Tom ! 404 00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:56,160 S� fii �ncrez�tor �i �armant, �n regul� ? 405 00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:01,280 Bun�, eu sunt Tom. 406 00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:06,560 �mi pare bine... 407 00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:10,400 �mi pare bine s� te cunosc, Sabrina. 408 00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:14,160 Uit�-te la Sabrina, spune-mi ce vezi ? 409 00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:20,000 �mi place asta ! 410 00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:23,520 - Chiar a�a ? - Da, este frumoas�. 411 00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:26,080 O cump�r ! 412 00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:29,480 Voi doi lucra�i �mpreun� ? 413 00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:32,000 Eu nu lucrez aici. 414 00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:35,560 Dar am crezut c� te pot ajuta s� iei o decizie. 415 00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:38,040 Dar am crezut c� te pot ajuta s� iei o decizie. 416 00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:41,440 Mul�umesc, m-ai ajutat. 417 00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:44,080 De fapt, am s� o iau �i pe asta. 418 00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:54,240 Antonio, ce ��i place cel mai mult la ea ? 419 00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:58,000 - Totul ! - �n regul�. 420 00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:00,000 Du-te �i spune-i ! 421 00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:03,640 - Ce s�-i spun ? - Ce mi-ai spus mie ! 422 00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:07,360 Nu �tiu cine e�ti, nu-�i cunosc numele, dar �mi place totul la tine. 423 00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:08,720 Nu a� spune asta niciodat�. 424 00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:10,240 - De ce ? - Este prea �ncrezut. 425 00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:12,285 Femeilor le place s� fii �ncrezut. 426 00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:14,560 Du-te �i spune-i acela�i lucru pe care mi I-ai spus mie. 427 00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:17,880 Dac� se �ntoarce �i z�mbe�te, ai c�tigat. 428 00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:31,040 Nu �tiu cine e�ti, dar �mi place totul la tine. 429 00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:42,080 Foarte bine ! 430 00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:47,120 Toni ! 431 00:30:57,280 --> 00:31:00,480 Lec�ia num�rul unu, �ntotdeauna s� crezi ceea ce spui. 432 00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:05,840 �ntotdeauna s� abordezi femeile cu convingere �i... 433 00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:11,240 �ntotdeauna s� le prive�ti �n ochi c�nd vorbe�ti cu ele. 434 00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:32,160 Eu am doi copii �i... 435 00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:34,480 Uneori, eu... 436 00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:36,760 Pretind c� vorbesc cu ei, 437 00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:39,749 �i m� prefac c� sunt la o �nt�lnire, doar a�a pentru practica... 438 00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:41,800 Vrei s� mergem la un film ? 439 00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:43,960 Este normal ? 440 00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:47,240 P�n� �i cu p�s�rile trebuie s� ai grij�. 441 00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:51,120 Peste �ase luni parc� aud pas�rea aia f�c�nd... 442 00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:53,840 La naiba, Ira, ai o scul� mic�. 443 00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:57,200 Nu c�tigi prea mul�i bani, �ti�i, rahaturi din astea. 444 00:31:57,240 --> 00:31:59,840 Asta a fost cea mai mare nebunie ! 445 00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:03,920 �ntre un b�rbat evreu �i un porumbel, tu vrei s� faci dragoste cu porumbelul ? 446 00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:07,000 Asta nu este un lucru natural �i nu este bine ! 447 00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:11,160 C�nd ie�i cu o femeie, mai �nt�i o �ntrebi dac� m�n�nc� carne. 448 00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:12,760 Da, sigur c� da. 449 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:17,240 Femeile c�rora le place s� m�n�nce carne, emit un semn pozitiv. 450 00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:20,360 Arat� c� apreciaz� b�rba�ii. 451 00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:22,680 Arat� c� �tiu s� se descurce cu un b�rbat. 452 00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:26,280 Dac� este vegetarian�, este un semn c� nu se descurc� cu un b�rbat. 453 00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:27,840 Da ! 454 00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:31,200 - Dac� nu m�n�nc� carne, vrei s� o invi�i ? - Nu ! 455 00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:33,320 Nu vreau, �n mod sigur nu ! 456 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,320 Uite... 457 00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:40,040 Dac� m�n�nc� carne din c�nd �n c�nd, �mi place, dar s� nu m�n�nce deloc ? 458 00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:42,880 Este un semn negativ. 459 00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:45,320 Este o defini�ie a unui semn negativ. 460 00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:48,280 Sau dac� este japonez�... 461 00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:51,160 - Atunci trebuie s� m�n�nce pe�te. - Da ! 462 00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:53,560 Trebuie s� m�n�nce pe�te. 463 00:32:55,520 --> 00:33:01,200 Dac� st� acolo �i comanda homar, creve�i �i chestii din astea, 464 00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:05,400 asta este un semn al unei diete s�n�toase �i a unui s�nge s�n�tos. 465 00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:08,440 - Eu nu ies cu femei care vor s� moar�. - Uit� de m�ncarea chinezeasc�. 466 00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:11,600 - Uit� de m�ncarea chinezeasc�. - �i asta este un semn. 467 00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:14,840 Este un cuv�nt... 468 00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:23,200 Este vegetarian� ! 469 00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:27,000 Dar e delicioas� ! 470 00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:30,800 CAPITOLUL 5 "F�R� INDICII". 471 00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:34,760 Femeile sunt o combina�ie, a�a cum scrie �n carte, 472 00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:37,400 o combina�ie de pericol �i distrac�ie. 473 00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:40,960 - Ce fel de pericol ? - Nu �tiu, cioc, cioc, cine e acolo ? 474 00:33:40,995 --> 00:33:43,000 �i dac� r�spunde, ce �nseamn� asta ? Eu nu �tiu... 475 00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:45,720 �i dup� aceea vrea s� fac� sex cu tine ? 476 00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:51,720 �ntrebarea mea are mai pu�in de-a face cu seducerea femeilor, 477 00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:53,800 este mai mult o �ntrebare personal�. 478 00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:57,720 Sper c� nu sunt prea direct, dar Mo a �ntrebat, a�a c� am s� o fac �i eu. 479 00:33:57,880 --> 00:33:59,520 - Nu am f�cut asta. - Ba da ! 480 00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:01,400 Mo a �ntrebat �i... 481 00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:04,840 Am citit cartea �i... 482 00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:07,600 A�i avut rela�ii cu... 483 00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:10,880 O mul�ime de femei pentru c� ave�i mult� experien��. 484 00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:14,680 C�te au fost ? 485 00:34:16,240 --> 00:34:19,200 De la �nceput p�n� la sf�r�it, de c�te ori... 486 00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:25,760 Ultima oar� c�nd am fost cu o femeie, am fost cu so�ia mea 487 00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:28,320 adic� am f�cut sex cu o femeie. 488 00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:31,760 �i dup� aceia am stat �ntin�i �n pat �i... 489 00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:36,200 Ea a spus, �tii ceva ? 490 00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:39,680 Eu am spus c� nu �i ea mi-a spus c� miros ca h�rtia veche. 491 00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:43,640 �i eu am spus, �n regul�... 492 00:34:44,240 --> 00:34:47,480 Asta este de bine sau de r�u, �i ea a spus c� nu e vorba de bine sau r�u, 493 00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:49,480 ci doar c� miros ca h�rtia veche. 494 00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:52,320 Femeile sunt sensibile la mirosuri. 495 00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:55,200 Eu �tiu asta �i vreau s� adresez o �ntrebare simpl�, 496 00:34:55,720 --> 00:34:58,080 dac� exist� un fel de miros, 497 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,360 pe care I-a�i folosit �i func�ioneaz�... 498 00:35:05,240 --> 00:35:07,800 Mama a murit c�nd aveam �ase ani. 499 00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:12,920 Am r�mas eu cu cei patru fra�i �i cu tata. 500 00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:16,040 Nu erau femei prin preajm�, a�a c�... 501 00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:18,440 Nu cred c� le �n�eleg cu adev�rat. 502 00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:22,160 Mi-am petrecut mult timp cu b�ie�ii... 503 00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:27,320 Exist� �i suport vizual pentru acest curs, pentru c� acum cred c� sunt cam pierdut. 504 00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:30,480 Sincer am venit aici �i am sim�it... 505 00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:34,720 Nu �tiu, poate c� ceva nu este �n regul� cu mine. 506 00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:36,280 Dar... 507 00:35:36,720 --> 00:35:38,960 Dup� ce am stat destul cu acest grup, 508 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:41,400 m� simt mult mai normal. 509 00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:44,320 Acum dup� mult� vreme... 510 00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:47,960 De c�nd Julie a plecat, simt parc� un gol. 511 00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:58,320 Cred c� a�a este mai bine, Richard. 512 00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:00,480 Ronnie ! 513 00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:02,000 Ronnie... 514 00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:04,760 �mi pare r�u. 515 00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:07,440 Ar fi gre�it din partea mea s� m� prefac, 516 00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:11,600 dar te iubesc foarte mult. 517 00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:19,960 Dar nu ai luptat pentru ea ! 518 00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:23,600 O iubeai �i ai l�sat-o s� plece. 519 00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:26,240 Ai s� fii bine, Ronnie ! 520 00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:28,600 �tiu asta... 521 00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:32,680 Haide, dragule ! 522 00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:39,400 A luat c�inele cu ea �i era c�inele meu ! 523 00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:43,480 Spune-i la revedere lui tati ! 524 00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:45,960 Am fost �mpreun� dou� s�pt�m�ni �i jum�tate. 525 00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:51,480 Mi-a luat c�inele... 526 00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:53,720 �i mi-a spus Richard ! 527 00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:56,800 Scrie-i o scrisoare. 528 00:36:57,200 --> 00:37:00,720 Spune-i c� o iube�ti �i c� �i-e dor de ea, 529 00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:02,840 �i c�t de mult ��i lipse�te c�inele. 530 00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:06,600 Asigur�-te c� men�ionezi �i c�inele ! 531 00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:10,680 C�nd te duci s� �i livrezi scrisoarea ia o mul�ime de c�ini cu tine, 532 00:37:10,715 --> 00:37:13,120 a�a ai s� ajungi la inima ei. 533 00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:16,920 Ai s� o rec�tigi, Ronnie ! 534 00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:20,480 O s-o aducem pe femeia aia �napoi ! 535 00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:24,720 ��i promit asta ! 536 00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:32,640 CAPITOLUL 6 "F�R� EXPERIEN��". 537 00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:38,920 - Este minunat ! - Mul�umesc. 538 00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:44,360 Am sentimentul c� e�ti exact ceea ce caut�. 539 00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:47,400 A�a c� o s� intri acolo �i ai s� m� faci s� fiu m�ndru de tine. 540 00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:50,200 Bine, �n regul�. 541 00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:52,440 - Bine ! - Mul�umesc... 542 00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:55,640 Mult noroc ! 543 00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:11,440 Bun� ! 544 00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:15,280 Bun�... 545 00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:17,880 Te pot ajuta ? 546 00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:22,600 Da, da, eu... 547 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,200 Eu sunt Doug. 548 00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:29,120 Tipul �la francez a fost aici mai devreme ? 549 00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:34,440 Oh, da ! Da, da... 550 00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:36,480 Im aduc aminte, �mi place de el. 551 00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:39,120 Este frumos ! 552 00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:44,640 Vrei s� ie�im odat� ? 553 00:38:59,720 --> 00:39:02,400 - Nu �tiu, bine... - �n regul� ? 554 00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:06,360 - Uite aici. - Mul�umesc. 555 00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:09,440 �i cu ce te ocupi ? 556 00:39:10,720 --> 00:39:13,280 - Dog... - Numele meu este Doug. 557 00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:15,280 - Dug ? - Doug... 558 00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:17,600 - Doug ! - Ah, Doug... 559 00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:19,080 Doug... 560 00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:20,640 Cel cu "lopata". 561 00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:23,760 - Oh, Doug ! - Lucrez �n construc�ii. 562 00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:25,320 Eu construiesc. 563 00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:27,120 Bine, bine... 564 00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:30,240 Tu e�ti o artist� ! 565 00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:33,480 Da, a�a este. 566 00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:36,240 �i eu... 567 00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:38,920 Sunt catolic�. 568 00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:41,840 �i locuiesc cu sora mea. 569 00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:44,400 Bine, �n regul� ! 570 00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:47,720 Bine, am s� te sun. 571 00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:50,600 �n regul�, Doug. 572 00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:54,560 Bine... 573 00:39:56,240 --> 00:39:58,840 Cele trei sfaturi pe care le dau oric�rui b�rbat... 574 00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:01,840 Prima e �ncrederea de sine. 575 00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:05,000 Al doilea, sim�ul umorului �i relaxarea. 576 00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:07,240 �i al treilea... 577 00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:13,480 Al treilea �i acum vorbesc serios, este s�... 578 00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:18,280 S� afli cine e�ti �nainte s� ie�i �i s� �ncerci s� afli ceva despre fete. 579 00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:25,080 CAPITOLUL 7 "TEAM� DE INTIMITATE". 580 00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:28,480 E�ti mare. 581 00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:32,800 Ai avut dificult��i �n a g�si femei ? 582 00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:35,720 Da... 583 00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:38,840 Primul lucru pe care trebuie s� �l �tii despre mine, 584 00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:43,440 e c� "mare" �i "tonaj" sunt la fel, femeile remarc� �i cred c� asta le intimideaz�. 585 00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:48,800 Dar v�d adesea femei micu�e �mpreun� cu b�rba�i �nal�i. 586 00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:51,200 M�rimea nu pare s� fie o problem�. 587 00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:54,960 Nu �tiu nimic despre asta. 588 00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:57,920 To�i am venit aici ca s� ne d�m seama cum s� cunoa�tem femei. 589 00:41:00,240 --> 00:41:03,520 Asta vreau s� fac, �n pofida m�rimii mele. 590 00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:07,720 Dar b�rba�ii mari ca �ine de obicei sunt ni�te domni. 591 00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:09,640 Da �i eu sunt un domn. 592 00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:11,600 Las�-m� s� ��i v�d m�na ! 593 00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:14,240 Haide... 594 00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:17,320 Las�-m� s� ��i v�d m�na ! 595 00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:24,480 - Aoleu ! - Vezi, am m�ini mari. 596 00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:27,440 C�t de mare e penisul t�u ? 597 00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:31,760 C�t de mare ? 598 00:41:32,720 --> 00:41:35,960 Vezi o femeie care ��i place �i imediat te g�nde�ti, 599 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:37,440 c� nu o s� te vrea, 600 00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:40,040 sau ce s� �i spui, 601 00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:41,640 te g�nde�ti c� e�ti prea �nalt... 602 00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:47,320 Toate acele lucruri care ��i trec prin minte te fac s� sim�i anxietate �i team�. 603 00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:52,840 Haide s� sc�p�m de teama asta. 604 00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:56,520 Odat� pentru totdeauna ! 605 00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:58,360 La revedere �i mul�umesc. 606 00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:04,320 A�a se spune �n englez�, adic� �n francez� vreau s� spun. 607 00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:07,760 - Toate temerile... - Da ! 608 00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:18,880 De c�t timp se �nt�mpl� asta ? 609 00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:22,160 - Ce s� se �nt�mple ? - Ea te place, David. 610 00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:25,760 - Haide, omule. - Am v�zut cum te prive�te, te place ! 611 00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:28,760 Dar nu are s� fac� ea primul pas, nu este genul. 612 00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:33,400 Faci asta s� par� u�or. 613 00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:39,040 Toate temerile ! 614 00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:11,720 Ce cred eu c� vor femeile cu adev�rat ? 615 00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:14,560 Un b�rbat bogat. 616 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,680 Ceea ce vreau eu cu adev�rat este s� m� �ndr�gostesc. 617 00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:20,520 �ntr-o or�... 618 00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:22,680 Ajung imediat, �efa, pe cur�nd. 619 00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:30,540 Ce e asta ? 620 00:43:30,575 --> 00:43:32,400 Da ! 621 00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:34,840 C�l�toria a fost grozav�, mul�umesc c� m-ai �ntrebat. 622 00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:36,640 Scuz�-m�... 623 00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:39,640 Cum ai c�l�torit ? 624 00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:42,080 Nu ��i pas� cu adev�rat ! 625 00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:44,000 Ba da, �mi pas� ! 626 00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:48,480 Pleac� �i s� ai o zi bun� ! 627 00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:51,840 - �i tu la fel. - Da... 628 00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:04,680 Am nevoie de spontaneitate, de afec�iune 629 00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:07,400 am nevoie s� �mp�rt�esc lucruri, am nevoie de securitate, 630 00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:11,480 am nevoie de toate lucrurile de care au nevoie majoritatea femeilor. 631 00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:19,280 Toate feti�ele de pe strada viseaz� la prin�ul din basme. 632 00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:25,920 O scoate pe domni�� din necaz, pune pantoful potrivit �n piciorul potrivit 633 00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:31,240 o s�rut�, o scoate din mizerie 634 00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:34,800 �i apoi tr�iesc ferici�i p�n� la ad�nci b�tr�ne�i. 635 00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:45,560 Aceia�i feti�a micu��, 636 00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:48,920 se treze�te singura c��iva ani mai t�rziu, 637 00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:51,680 a�tept�ndu-te pe tine. 638 00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:54,440 Tu cel romantic ! 639 00:44:56,520 --> 00:45:00,680 De asemenea, dezvolta o pasiune pentru armele de foc. 640 00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:08,920 Voi sunte�i aici ca s�... 641 00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:11,520 deveni�i... 642 00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:13,320 Eroii romantici. 643 00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:22,640 Ele �tiu cum este romantismul lipsit de faim�. 644 00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:24,520 Asta caut�... 645 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:28,880 �n�elegi ce vreau s� spun, trebuie s� aduci bani acas�, la iubita ta. 646 00:45:30,040 --> 00:45:32,640 �mi doresc o femeie care s� fie intens interesat� de art�. 647 00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:35,800 �i care s� fie s�n�toas�. 648 00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:41,040 Eu �i cu Nadine suntem �mpreun� de doi ani 649 00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:44,040 �i am decis s� ne c�s�torim. 650 00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:48,240 �i un an mai t�rziu totul s-a terminat. 651 00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:55,800 A�a c� nu caut o rela�ie chiar acum. 652 00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:05,760 Eu cred c� femeile sunt dificile. 653 00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:09,400 A�a c� am luat un fel de pauz�. 654 00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:13,080 Explorez noi orizonturi, s�-mi descop�r... 655 00:46:15,240 --> 00:46:16,760 Latura feminin�. 656 00:46:17,240 --> 00:46:19,800 Nadine a vorbit mult despre asta. 657 00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:25,040 Dac� m-ar vedea acum, cu siguran�� ar avea despre ce vorbi. 658 00:46:50,240 --> 00:46:53,960 DE LA UN ADMIRATOR SECRET CARE ��I DORE�TE S� Al O ZI FOARTE PL�CUT�. 659 00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:06,320 CAPITOLUL 8 "INTR� �NAPOI �N JOC". 660 00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:17,760 �tiu c� sun� foarte grozav, dar nu o lua personal. 661 00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:20,920 Ea a ie�it la cin� cu at�t de mul�i idio�i, toat� via�a ei, 662 00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:25,880 �nc�t �n mintea ei nu exist� nici un motiv pentru care s� nu fii �i tu un idiot. 663 00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:29,360 Pari obosit�... 664 00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:31,600 Te rog, s�-i spui c� sunt bine. 665 00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:35,440 Ascult�, am un interludiu s�mb�t�. 666 00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:39,160 Florile, s� nu ui�i florile ! 667 00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:42,760 Mai �ii minte ce �i-am spus ? 668 00:47:44,520 --> 00:47:47,320 C�nd ea spune ceva, tu ce faci ? 669 00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:50,000 Trebuie s� urmezi planul, ai �n�eles ? 670 00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:55,560 Nu cred c� sunt preg�tit pentru asta. 671 00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:57,400 Te sun eu m�ine diminea��. 672 00:47:58,400 --> 00:47:59,880 Ciao ! 673 00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:32,240 Oh, da... 674 00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:35,560 lubesc florile. 675 00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:38,280 Sunt pentru tine, bine-�n�eles. 676 00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:40,720 Vrei s� mergem ? 677 00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:43,040 Da... 678 00:48:55,720 --> 00:48:58,400 Tom, cu ce te ocupi ? 679 00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:01,240 Lucrez �n domeniul instala�iilor, �n Jersey City. 680 00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:04,920 Cum stai cu instala�ia ? 681 00:49:05,720 --> 00:49:07,240 Cum stau cu instala�ia ? 682 00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:14,320 Trebuie s�-�i spun c� nici un b�rbat nu m-a �ntrebat asta p�n� acum. 683 00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:17,480 Este o premier�. 684 00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:19,920 �mi cer scuze. 685 00:49:21,240 --> 00:49:22,840 Nu m� ocup de instala�ii �n Jersey City. 686 00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:27,720 Nu am fost niciodat� �n Jersey City �i nici la New Jersey. 687 00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:34,600 So�ia mea a murit cu doi ani �n urm�. 688 00:49:34,720 --> 00:49:37,000 A fost un accident stupid. 689 00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:41,560 �i mi-e dor de ea. 690 00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:45,640 Foarte mult, a�a c�... 691 00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:49,120 Sunt doar un tip obi�nuit. 692 00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:52,000 Care e �mpreun� cu o femeie frumoas�. 693 00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:01,640 - Bun� ! - Bun�, ce mai faci ? 694 00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:04,200 - Cred c� ne vedem m�ine. - Da, sigur c� da. 695 00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:06,480 - Eu sunt mereu aici. - �tiu, �tiu... 696 00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:08,600 - �n regul�. - Te sim�i bine ? 697 00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:11,160 Da, sunt doar pu�in obosit� �n seara asta. 698 00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:13,040 - Sunt bine. - Ai grij� de tine. 699 00:50:13,360 --> 00:50:14,840 - A�a o s� fac. - Noapte bun�. 700 00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:16,280 Noapte bun�... 701 00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:23,400 Nu eu i-am trimis flori, tu ai f�cut asta. 702 00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:26,520 Ce vrei s� spui, eu nu i-am trimis flori ! 703 00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:31,440 Oh, Doamne ! 704 00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:41,000 Dac� vrei s� �tii cine ��i trimite flori, 705 00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:44,520 am s� te a�tept �n hol la ora zece �i o s� port o p�l�rie neagr�. 706 00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:47,520 Dar p�n� atunci... 707 00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:50,760 Chiar te vezi cu un analist ? 708 00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:53,080 Nu �tiu ce s� mai cred. 709 00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:55,640 Ei bine, un fel de analist. 710 00:50:57,640 --> 00:50:59,320 Tom, tu spui vreodat� adev�rul ? 711 00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:03,880 S�rut-o ! 712 00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:06,400 Apuc-o �i s�rut-o ! 713 00:51:06,560 --> 00:51:08,720 S�rut-o tu, eu nu pot s� merg acolo �i s� o s�rut ! 714 00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:10,880 - E�ti nebun ? - F� ce ��i spun ! 715 00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:15,160 Toarn�-i vin �n pahar, uit�-te �n ochi ei, �i s�rut-o, fii un adev�rat b�rbat. 716 00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:16,800 Haide ! 717 00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:44,200 Am v�rsat vinul. 718 00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:47,240 Las�-m� s� m� ocup eu de asta. 719 00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:40,880 - Bun� ! - Bun�... 720 00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:43,640 E�ti at�t de frumoas�. 721 00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:14,120 E�ti un b�rbat foarte norocos, domnule Neville. 722 00:53:15,080 --> 00:53:16,920 O s� ai parte de multe chestii s�lbatice. 723 00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:22,640 Cred c� sunt un b�rbat norocos. 724 00:53:23,440 --> 00:53:25,120 Dar �ntre timp... 725 00:53:25,640 --> 00:53:29,480 O s� ai parte de cea mai bun� partid� de sex oral din via�a ta... 726 00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:50,200 Te �nt�lne�ti cu ea la ora zece �n hol. 727 00:53:51,360 --> 00:53:53,480 Tot ceea ce ai tu nevoie este un mic imbold. 728 00:53:54,760 --> 00:53:56,520 �tiu c� e�ti nebun dup� fata asta 729 00:53:56,560 --> 00:53:58,720 �i �tiu c� asta are s� func�ioneze. 730 00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:01,560 Vorbesc serios. 731 00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:05,600 Este cea mai mare pe care am g�sit-o. 732 00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:15,720 - Este ridicol, omule, ar�t ca un prost. - Are s� func�ioneze. 733 00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:17,800 - Asta �nseamn� ceva. - Da ! 734 00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:20,520 Bine, �n regul�. 735 00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:24,440 Haide, du-te ! 736 00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:19,600 �i acum ce facem ? 737 00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:22,960 Nu �tiu... 738 00:55:25,440 --> 00:55:27,120 Vrei s�... 739 00:55:28,840 --> 00:55:30,520 ��i place jazz-ul ? 740 00:55:31,480 --> 00:55:33,640 Da, iubesc jazz-ul. 741 00:55:34,720 --> 00:55:36,920 C�nt cu trupa asta �n fiecare s�mb�t�. 742 00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:40,400 Are s� fie foarte tare, a�a c� dac� vrei... 743 00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:49,440 Mi-ar place foarte mult. 744 00:56:10,880 --> 00:56:13,680 Da, am s� fiu �n Brazilia m�ine. 745 00:56:14,840 --> 00:56:17,920 Nu, Enrique vine s� m� ia de la muzeu. 746 00:56:18,400 --> 00:56:20,200 La ora dou�... 747 00:56:20,560 --> 00:56:23,120 �n regul�, H�ns, mul�umesc pentru tot. 748 00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:25,080 Pa ! 749 00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:33,200 Cred c� b�rba�ii trag la femeile cu adev�rat ur�te. 750 00:56:36,440 --> 00:56:38,760 �tiu asta foarte bine, 751 00:56:39,360 --> 00:56:43,080 pentru c� am avut �i eu parte de femei frumoase, 752 00:56:43,120 --> 00:56:45,480 nu spun c� au fost cele mai dificile, 753 00:56:46,080 --> 00:56:48,680 dar o s� caut o fat� scund�, 754 00:56:49,680 --> 00:56:52,120 o fat� scund� �i gras�, 755 00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:54,080 cam de un metru jumate, 756 00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:57,240 de vreo 90 de kilograme, dac� se poate. 757 00:56:58,040 --> 00:56:59,880 Vreau o fat� care s� 758 00:57:01,640 --> 00:57:03,760 aprecieze ce fac pentru ea. 759 00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:06,880 Pentru c� am avut parte de fete tot felul. 760 00:57:08,080 --> 00:57:11,440 CAPITOLUL 9 "GUSTUL AMAR". 761 00:57:12,160 --> 00:57:16,720 �ntr-o bun� zi �i nu �tiu cum s-a �nt�mplat asta mai exact, 762 00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:21,760 am plecat pur �i simplu, 763 00:57:22,680 --> 00:57:25,000 �i locuiesc �ntr-un afurisit de apartament, 764 00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:27,360 iar so�ia mea, 765 00:57:28,480 --> 00:57:30,440 �i cei doi copii minuna�i, 766 00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:34,600 locuiesc �nc� �n cas�, �n casa mea. 767 00:57:37,880 --> 00:57:40,520 A�a c� m� trezesc �n apartamentul meu 768 00:57:41,560 --> 00:57:43,680 �i �mi pun aceast� �ntrebare pertinent�. 769 00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:47,320 Cum naiba s-a �nt�mplat una ca asta ? 770 00:57:48,160 --> 00:57:50,440 Unde naiba m� aflu ? 771 00:57:51,640 --> 00:57:53,160 Este cam a�a... 772 00:57:53,440 --> 00:57:55,960 Imagina�i-v� o fotografie, 773 00:57:56,840 --> 00:57:59,160 o fotografie perfect� de familie, 774 00:58:03,160 --> 00:58:07,120 �n care e�ti tu, so�ia ta �i cei doi copii. 775 00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:13,600 Cu excep�ia faptului c� tu nu e�ti acolo. 776 00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:17,240 Tu e�ti fostul so�. 777 00:58:17,680 --> 00:58:21,560 Tu ai o fost� so�ie, o fost� via�a... 778 00:58:24,840 --> 00:58:28,400 �i ai una nou�, dar... 779 00:58:29,040 --> 00:58:31,600 Eu nu am nici o idee ce s� fac cu asta. 780 00:58:37,960 --> 00:58:39,840 Dac� ave�i vreo idee... 781 00:58:41,240 --> 00:58:43,520 - Sunt deschis la sugestii. - Trebuie s� o omori ! 782 00:58:45,680 --> 00:58:50,360 Este afurisitul de Hercule, profesorul �sta de la �coal�. 783 00:58:50,440 --> 00:58:51,960 Adic�... 784 00:58:52,360 --> 00:58:55,600 Myra a mea are un fel de aventur� 785 00:58:55,960 --> 00:58:58,480 cu un tic�los t�n�r cu scul� mare. 786 00:58:59,560 --> 00:59:02,800 Myra, �ie nu ��i pas� de mu�chii lui, 787 00:59:02,840 --> 00:59:04,960 adic� nu i-a p�sat niciodat� de mu�chi, 788 00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:07,560 femeilor evreice nu le pas�. 789 00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:12,920 Da, adic� �i plac banii �i bijuteriile, 790 00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:16,760 �i plac hainele de blan�, dar mu�chii nu �nseamn� nimic pentru ea. 791 00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:21,120 Myra s-a convertit la iudaism. 792 00:59:21,840 --> 00:59:25,360 Nu �i-am spus eu s� nu te c�s�tore�ti cu fata aia ? 793 00:59:39,640 --> 00:59:42,280 Bun� ziua, tu e�ti noul vecin ? 794 00:59:42,680 --> 00:59:44,240 C�nd te-ai mutat ? 795 00:59:44,560 --> 00:59:47,600 Bine ai venit, eu sunt Angela. 796 00:59:49,680 --> 00:59:51,080 Ciao ! 797 00:59:51,360 --> 00:59:54,640 Cred c� o s�-�i plac� s� stai aici, este o cl�dire fantastic�. 798 00:59:54,760 --> 00:59:57,320 M�ine dau o petrecere, vii �i tu, nu-i a�a ? 799 00:59:57,600 --> 00:59:59,280 La ora opt, are s�-�i plac� foarte mult. 800 00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:00,880 Ciao ! 801 01:00:04,760 --> 01:00:06,920 Este o lume �nfrico��toare acolo ! 802 01:00:09,920 --> 01:00:11,600 - Bun� ! - Cum merge treaba ? 803 01:00:11,680 --> 01:00:13,440 Ei sunt b�ie�ii ! 804 01:00:14,320 --> 01:00:16,840 - S� mergem s�-i salut�m. - Nu, nu trebuie s�-i salu�i. 805 01:00:17,320 --> 01:00:19,080 Au s� plece de aici. 806 01:00:19,240 --> 01:00:21,400 - Bun� ! - Bun�, b�ie�i ! 807 01:00:23,480 --> 01:00:24,880 Ascult�... 808 01:00:25,520 --> 01:00:27,320 - Bine... - M� bucur s� te v�d ! 809 01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:31,000 - Ne vedem alt� dat�. - Vorbim �n alt� zi. 810 01:00:31,200 --> 01:00:32,880 Bine... 811 01:00:34,680 --> 01:00:36,160 Mul�umesc... 812 01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:38,760 Bine, �n regul�, vorbim mai t�rziu. 813 01:01:14,720 --> 01:01:17,280 Tat�l meu este bolnav, a�a c� trebuie s� merg acas� �n cur�nd. 814 01:01:17,560 --> 01:01:19,480 - Doug, �mi pare r�u. - Este �n regul�... 815 01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:23,560 - Ai fost vreodat� �n Irlanda ? - Cine, eu ? Nu, nu... 816 01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:28,520 M�tu�a mea Juana, a f�cut o c�l�torie �n Irlanda 817 01:01:29,680 --> 01:01:32,640 �i a spus c� s-a sim�it foarte, foarte r�u, pentru ca... 818 01:01:33,909 --> 01:01:36,440 - A plouat tot timpul... - Este �n regul�. 819 01:01:38,280 --> 01:01:41,000 Ai vrea s� vezi unde am crescut ? 820 01:01:41,560 --> 01:01:43,440 Unde am mers la �coal� ? 821 01:01:46,720 --> 01:01:48,040 �mi cer scuze... 822 01:01:48,800 --> 01:01:50,760 - Dureaz� doar o clip�. - Este �n regul�. 823 01:01:55,120 --> 01:01:56,680 Bun�... 824 01:01:57,040 --> 01:01:59,120 Cere-i s� se c�s�toreasc� cu tine. 825 01:01:59,880 --> 01:02:01,680 E�ti nebun, prietene ! 826 01:02:06,800 --> 01:02:09,000 Doug ? 827 01:02:12,600 --> 01:02:14,880 - �mi cer scuze, doar o clip�. - �n regul�. 828 01:02:15,280 --> 01:02:18,320 Cere-o, ascult� ce ��i spun, cere-o chiar acum ! 829 01:02:18,480 --> 01:02:21,160 Nu, nu se poate, nici nu se poate pune problema ! 830 01:02:38,920 --> 01:02:41,240 Vrei s� te c�s�tore�ti cu mine ? 831 01:02:57,920 --> 01:02:59,680 Ce spui ? 832 01:03:00,400 --> 01:03:01,880 Hei, omule ! 833 01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:05,800 Ai dep�it limita, cu adev�rat. 834 01:03:06,640 --> 01:03:09,400 Ascult�, nu sunt prea priceput cu cuvintele, 835 01:03:10,360 --> 01:03:14,000 dar cred, cred c� tu e�ti, 836 01:03:14,560 --> 01:03:18,560 e�ti frumoas� �i e�ti inteligent� �i... 837 01:03:19,120 --> 01:03:21,360 M-am �ndr�gostit de tine de prima dat� c�nd te-am v�zut. 838 01:03:21,680 --> 01:03:23,480 Chiar �n acel moment. 839 01:03:23,840 --> 01:03:25,680 ��i promit c� ��i spun adev�rul. 840 01:03:26,920 --> 01:03:28,600 Tu nu m� cuno�ti ! 841 01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:32,680 Am un anumit temperament, �tii ce spun �i... 842 01:03:34,120 --> 01:03:36,680 Nu �mi place s� g�tesc �i... 843 01:03:37,200 --> 01:03:39,520 - Sunt catolic�... - E�ti catolic� ? 844 01:03:39,880 --> 01:03:41,640 Ca s� vezi, eu sunt irlandez. 845 01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:52,640 C�s�toria este un lucru serios. 846 01:03:53,600 --> 01:03:55,200 - Bine ? - Da... 847 01:03:55,360 --> 01:03:57,600 �n familia mea nu divor��m niciodat�. 848 01:03:57,680 --> 01:03:59,160 �n regul�... 849 01:03:59,480 --> 01:04:01,480 A�a c� pentru mine, 850 01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:06,200 un lucru este foarte, foarte important. 851 01:04:08,080 --> 01:04:09,560 Bine... 852 01:04:19,800 --> 01:04:22,240 Dumnezeul meu, Doamne ! 853 01:05:26,320 --> 01:05:29,360 Eu cred c� ar trebui s� existe un fel de sistem de filtrare pentru b�rba�i, 854 01:05:29,400 --> 01:05:31,280 cel pu�in c�nd e�ti la facultate. 855 01:05:31,360 --> 01:05:35,640 Po�i afla multe lucruri despre b�ie�ii cu care e�ti prieten, 856 01:05:35,760 --> 01:05:38,000 la cursuri sau oriunde, 857 01:05:38,080 --> 01:05:40,320 dar �n ora� nu exist� nici un fel de filtru, 858 01:05:40,440 --> 01:05:43,400 a�a c� este foarte greu s� afli �n cine po�i avea �ncredere, 859 01:05:44,200 --> 01:05:48,080 nu vrei s� mergi acas� cu un tip ales la �nt�mplare �i s� afli c� e uciga� �n serie. 860 01:05:58,800 --> 01:06:00,480 La naiba ! 861 01:06:13,800 --> 01:06:16,000 - Hei, ciao ! - Bun� ! 862 01:06:16,160 --> 01:06:18,040 - Te rog s� intri. - Da ? 863 01:06:18,240 --> 01:06:20,120 - Aoleu ! - Sunt at�t de fericit� c� ai venit. 864 01:06:21,720 --> 01:06:23,680 Am auzit totul de sus... 865 01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:29,920 - Te pot ajuta cu ceva ? - Nu, nimic. 866 01:06:31,640 --> 01:06:34,400 - Este o nebunie. - Avem vin �i �ampanie. 867 01:06:34,880 --> 01:06:37,400 - Orice dore�ti, bine ? - �n regul�, mul�umesc. 868 01:06:37,960 --> 01:06:40,400 - M� bucur c� ai venit ! - Da, mul�umesc. 869 01:07:42,720 --> 01:07:45,440 Sam, treze�te-te ! Haide, treze�te-te ! 870 01:07:46,280 --> 01:07:48,560 Sam, hei... 871 01:07:49,960 --> 01:07:51,400 Alo ! 872 01:07:51,760 --> 01:07:53,560 Nu, stai a�a ! 873 01:07:55,920 --> 01:07:58,080 Nu po�i s� mergi ast�zi la lucru, Sam. 874 01:07:59,760 --> 01:08:01,480 C�t este ceasul ? 875 01:08:02,080 --> 01:08:03,640 Este ora opt �i jum�tate. 876 01:08:04,400 --> 01:08:05,960 De diminea�� ? 877 01:08:06,400 --> 01:08:08,200 Este t�rziu, nu-i a�a ? 878 01:08:09,080 --> 01:08:11,920 Unde este, unde sunt... 879 01:08:12,160 --> 01:08:13,960 Acas� la mine, nu mai �ii minte ? 880 01:08:14,160 --> 01:08:15,840 Nu... 881 01:08:16,200 --> 01:08:17,640 Ai venit ast� noapte. 882 01:08:17,680 --> 01:08:19,440 Hei, bun�, drag� ! 883 01:08:19,920 --> 01:08:22,240 Noaptea trecut� tu �i cu Tina... 884 01:08:22,920 --> 01:08:24,520 Cum se spune ? 885 01:08:24,640 --> 01:08:27,720 - A�i f�cut prostii �n dormitorul meu. - Cat e noaptea de lung�. 886 01:08:29,360 --> 01:08:31,040 Oh, Doamne ! 887 01:08:31,840 --> 01:08:33,600 A fost o petrecere noaptea trecut�. 888 01:08:33,960 --> 01:08:36,960 Care este grab�, mie nu �mi pas�... 889 01:08:37,080 --> 01:08:39,600 - Trebuie s� mergi la serviciu ? - Trebuie s� merg la serviciu. 890 01:08:39,680 --> 01:08:41,720 Voi r�m�ne�i s� face�i prostii c�t e ziua de lung�, 891 01:08:41,760 --> 01:08:43,160 dar eu trebuie s� merg la serviciu. 892 01:08:43,200 --> 01:08:44,680 - Bun�, drag� ! - Ciao, bella... 893 01:08:44,760 --> 01:08:49,400 A� vrea s� mai stau, dar nu am nici o �ans�, o s� mai facem asta c�t de cur�nd. 894 01:08:51,600 --> 01:08:53,200 Sun�-m�... 895 01:08:58,480 --> 01:09:00,080 Doamne Dumnezeule ! 896 01:09:05,040 --> 01:09:06,600 La naiba ! 897 01:09:11,200 --> 01:09:14,520 E�ti prea conven�ional, b�rba�ii �i femeile sunt la fel �n ziua de azi. 898 01:09:14,880 --> 01:09:16,520 Totul e legat de sentimente. 899 01:09:16,920 --> 01:09:18,800 ��i imaginezi cum sunt prietenii mei ? 900 01:09:18,840 --> 01:09:21,000 Po�i s� ��i imaginezi ce au s� spun� ? 901 01:09:21,520 --> 01:09:23,040 Oh, Doamne ! 902 01:09:23,320 --> 01:09:24,800 Uite... 903 01:09:25,920 --> 01:09:28,280 Mul�umesc, ��i mul�umesc. 904 01:09:28,320 --> 01:09:29,840 Doar c� eu... 905 01:09:31,200 --> 01:09:33,880 Nu �tii asta, dar m-ai f�cut s� m� simt mai bine, 906 01:09:34,040 --> 01:09:36,600 pentru c� aveam nevoie de cineva cu care s� vorbesc. 907 01:09:39,200 --> 01:09:42,960 Dac� nu ai pe nimeni cu care s� vorbe�ti, te sim�i, �tii tu... 908 01:09:48,800 --> 01:09:52,000 Las� timpul s� treac�, Sam, las� timpul s� treac�. 909 01:09:54,600 --> 01:09:57,640 CAPITOLUL 10 "GRE�IT �NDRUMAT". 910 01:09:58,760 --> 01:10:02,760 M-am schimbat, dar oamenii despre care vorbesc sunt poate... 911 01:10:04,280 --> 01:10:06,680 Nu sunt at�t de prieteno�i, nu �tiu... 912 01:10:07,160 --> 01:10:08,640 Poate... 913 01:10:09,200 --> 01:10:11,400 Poate m� fac s� m� simt intim... 914 01:10:11,840 --> 01:10:14,360 M� simt intimidat. 915 01:10:14,920 --> 01:10:17,160 Poate c� sunt un tip �nfrico��tor. 916 01:10:17,600 --> 01:10:19,400 Nu cred asta, dar poate c� sunt... 917 01:10:19,960 --> 01:10:22,240 C�nd m� v�d se g�ndesc c�... 918 01:10:23,760 --> 01:10:26,040 C� sunt un tip �nfrico��tor, bine ? 919 01:10:27,320 --> 01:10:28,720 Bun�... 920 01:10:28,880 --> 01:10:30,760 Te po�i descurca mai bine dec�t at�t ! 921 01:10:32,920 --> 01:10:34,720 Bun� ! 922 01:10:37,320 --> 01:10:39,640 Bun�, eu sunt Mo. 923 01:10:40,120 --> 01:10:42,400 Iar tu e�ti frumoas�, omule ! 924 01:10:44,560 --> 01:10:45,960 Femeie... 925 01:10:48,920 --> 01:10:53,400 Da, tu e�ti frumoas� Sabrina �i... 926 01:10:54,040 --> 01:10:55,800 - Vreau s�... - Ce vrei ? 927 01:10:57,200 --> 01:10:59,240 S� te fac... 928 01:11:00,440 --> 01:11:01,720 O femeie adev�rat�. 929 01:11:02,320 --> 01:11:04,200 Bine, Mo ! 930 01:11:04,320 --> 01:11:05,800 Foarte bine ! 931 01:11:06,120 --> 01:11:08,360 E�ti pe drumul cel bun, Mo. 932 01:11:09,720 --> 01:11:12,480 Cum seduci femeile dificile ? 933 01:11:13,120 --> 01:11:14,880 Trebuie s� faci ceva ie�it din comun, 934 01:11:15,240 --> 01:11:18,040 ceva nea�teptat, ceva ce nu faci de obicei. 935 01:11:42,760 --> 01:11:45,320 M� �ntreb cum ar ar�ta p�rul t�u pe o pern� ? 936 01:12:07,680 --> 01:12:10,440 Uneori �i se spune o replic� foarte siropoasa, 937 01:12:10,480 --> 01:12:12,591 ca de exemplu, 938 01:12:12,951 --> 01:12:16,104 nu cumva ai un �erve�el, pentru c� �i-a intrat rimel �n ochii t�i, 939 01:12:16,277 --> 01:12:19,527 �i alte chestii din astea siropoase, asta te face s� pleci. 940 01:12:20,040 --> 01:12:22,520 Unii oameni se comport� �ntr-o manier� ciudat�, ca de exemplu, 941 01:12:22,640 --> 01:12:24,880 ��i spun, hei, ce faci �i apoi �ncearc� s� te ating�. 942 01:12:25,120 --> 01:12:26,880 Da, de parc� te cunoa�te deja. 943 01:12:27,080 --> 01:12:29,720 �mi pare r�u, nu te cunosc, te rog nu m� atinge. 944 01:12:29,760 --> 01:12:33,320 Pot s� spun cu sinceritate c� am destui pantofi cu care s� mi-o trag. 945 01:12:34,520 --> 01:12:36,880 Nu te cunosc, pleac� de l�ng� mine. 946 01:12:36,915 --> 01:12:40,480 B�ie�ii ar trebui s� te p�c�leasc� a�a cum se f�cea pe vremuri, 947 01:12:41,520 --> 01:12:42,960 asta m-ar face s� m� topesc, 948 01:12:43,040 --> 01:12:44,960 pentru c� sunt at�t de mul�i b�ie�i 949 01:12:45,160 --> 01:12:48,892 care te duc la "Mc Donalds" �i la "Burger King", �tii ce spun ? 950 01:12:49,160 --> 01:12:53,280 Apoi ��i spun c� cardul de credit nu func�ioneaz� �i te �ntreab� dac� ai bani. 951 01:13:08,480 --> 01:13:11,040 C�nd ajungi acolo nu trebuie s� te gr�be�ti. 952 01:13:11,520 --> 01:13:13,200 - �n regul� ? - Bine, nu m� gr�besc. 953 01:13:13,360 --> 01:13:15,320 Nu sari direct pe ea ! 954 01:13:15,720 --> 01:13:17,520 - M-ai auzit ? - Bine, nu sar. 955 01:13:17,800 --> 01:13:19,200 Bine, �n regul�... 956 01:13:22,560 --> 01:13:24,440 Ce am vorbit cu tine ? 957 01:13:25,160 --> 01:13:26,640 S� nu sar ! 958 01:13:27,360 --> 01:13:29,760 - Mo, e�ti tensionat, r�m�i calm. - Bine... 959 01:13:29,800 --> 01:13:31,400 - Sunt relaxat. - Relaxeaz�-te ! 960 01:13:31,480 --> 01:13:32,960 Bine... 961 01:13:33,520 --> 01:13:34,960 - E�ti sigur ? - Da ! 962 01:13:35,040 --> 01:13:36,640 Bine, sunt gata ! 963 01:13:37,360 --> 01:13:38,880 - Du-te ! - S� nu sar ! 964 01:13:39,200 --> 01:13:41,080 - S� nu sari ! - Bine, nu sar... 965 01:14:33,720 --> 01:14:35,440 Mo, dragule, te sim�i bine ? 966 01:14:36,520 --> 01:14:38,760 Dragule, m� auzi ? 967 01:14:40,440 --> 01:14:43,080 �n regul�, ai grij� de tine... 968 01:14:44,280 --> 01:14:46,160 Sunt cam ame�it... 969 01:14:55,080 --> 01:14:57,360 Dac� cred c� femeile au un gen �n ziua de azi ? 970 01:14:59,760 --> 01:15:03,985 Am senza�ia c� femeile din ziua de azi au un fel de gen... 971 01:15:11,640 --> 01:15:13,120 �i... 972 01:15:13,840 --> 01:15:16,120 Crezi c� b�rba�ii nu au gen ? 973 01:15:17,200 --> 01:15:20,120 Nu crezi c� b�rba�ii sunt... 974 01:15:20,760 --> 01:15:23,400 Obseda�i de sex ? 975 01:15:24,120 --> 01:15:26,640 Ca ni�te copii obseda�i ? 976 01:15:28,160 --> 01:15:29,600 Alo ! 977 01:15:33,440 --> 01:15:36,411 Nu cred c� iei cina cu mine �n seara asta 978 01:15:36,495 --> 01:15:38,695 pentru c� speri c�, 979 01:15:38,720 --> 01:15:41,120 ceva mai t�rziu o s�... 980 01:15:47,280 --> 01:15:49,160 Femeile simt asta, Ira ! 981 01:15:50,120 --> 01:15:52,840 Sim�im toate ciud��eniile voastre emo�ionale. 982 01:15:55,920 --> 01:15:58,080 Noi cunoa�tem foarte bine b�rba�ii auto destructivi. 983 01:15:59,240 --> 01:16:02,160 De fapt, mai bine dec�t v� cunoa�te�i voi �n�iv�. 984 01:16:05,640 --> 01:16:07,520 Tot ce ai f�cut a fost s� munce�ti ! 985 01:16:07,600 --> 01:16:11,240 Nu i-ai acordat niciodat� aten�ie lui Maggie, nu ai v�zut c�nd au crescut copii ! 986 01:16:14,200 --> 01:16:18,240 Ai ie�it la cin� cu mine �n seara asta, pentru c� e�ti singur. 987 01:16:22,280 --> 01:16:24,160 Totul este gre�it, Ira ! 988 01:16:25,080 --> 01:16:27,840 Ar trebui s� mergi la un curs unde s� �nve�i cum s� fii mai sensibil, 989 01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:31,440 pentru c� femeile s-au s�turat de b�rba�ii care sunt ni�te tic�lo�i. 990 01:16:32,600 --> 01:16:34,360 Femeile sunt dificile. 991 01:16:34,840 --> 01:16:36,440 Dar nu noi am ales asta ! 992 01:16:36,840 --> 01:16:39,120 Ne-am s�turat s� tot avem de-a face cu ni�te b�ie�i, 993 01:16:39,200 --> 01:16:40,960 care nu �tiu cum s� fie b�rba�i. 994 01:16:51,280 --> 01:16:53,360 Po�i s�-mi mai aduci ni�te cafea, te rog ? 995 01:16:59,960 --> 01:17:01,840 Femeia mea ideal� ? 996 01:17:02,280 --> 01:17:03,760 Minunat�... 997 01:17:04,760 --> 01:17:07,520 P�rul blond, ochii alba�tri... 998 01:17:09,840 --> 01:17:11,200 Goal�... 999 01:17:12,520 --> 01:17:14,520 O fat� frumoas�... 1000 01:17:16,440 --> 01:17:18,040 S� m� lase s�-mi c�nt aria. 1001 01:17:18,800 --> 01:17:21,240 C�t este noaptea de lung�. 1002 01:17:22,000 --> 01:17:24,760 De asemenea, s� m� lase s�-mi v�d de treburile mele din c�nd �n c�nd, 1003 01:17:24,840 --> 01:17:26,960 �i s� nu spun� nimic despre asta. 1004 01:17:27,040 --> 01:17:29,200 �n regul�, b�ie�i, ne mai vedem. 1005 01:17:29,235 --> 01:17:30,520 Pleci deja ? 1006 01:17:30,720 --> 01:17:32,160 - La revedere. - �n regul�. 1007 01:17:32,440 --> 01:17:34,000 Ia-o mai u�or, omule ! 1008 01:17:39,240 --> 01:17:41,720 �i uite a�a pleac� un b�rbat frumos. 1009 01:17:42,560 --> 01:17:44,560 - A�a este. - Nu-i pas� de nimic... 1010 01:17:47,640 --> 01:17:50,725 Cred c� lucrul cel mai important este s� la�i s� se vad� 1011 01:17:50,760 --> 01:17:53,840 c� ai f�cut-o de at�t de multe ori, de c�te ori ai f�cut-o �n trecut. 1012 01:17:55,000 --> 01:17:58,800 Eu personal �i probabil c� sunt cumva subiectiv� c�nd o spun, 1013 01:17:59,320 --> 01:18:01,285 dar oricine are 1014 01:18:01,320 --> 01:18:05,280 acel sim� al carismei care te face s� crezi c� are ulei peste tot, 1015 01:18:05,880 --> 01:18:07,800 este complet lipsit de �ncredere. 1016 01:18:08,360 --> 01:18:09,760 Uite... 1017 01:18:10,440 --> 01:18:12,080 Realitatea este asta. 1018 01:18:12,480 --> 01:18:16,800 Majoritatea femeilor, dificile sau nu, m� plac foarte mult. 1019 01:18:18,280 --> 01:18:22,360 Din punct de vedere fizic la un nivel carismatic. 1020 01:18:24,800 --> 01:18:28,880 Ceea ce par s� nu �n�eleag�, ceea ce nu pricep cu adev�rat... 1021 01:18:30,800 --> 01:18:33,760 E ceea ce se afla acolo jos. 1022 01:18:42,560 --> 01:18:44,200 M� urm�re�ti, doamna doctor ? 1023 01:18:48,440 --> 01:18:50,120 Tom... 1024 01:18:50,400 --> 01:18:53,120 A fost cel mai bun orgasm pe care I-am avut vreodat�. 1025 01:19:05,520 --> 01:19:08,440 Vreau s�-�i fac cuno�tin�� cu Tree, este prietena mea cea mai apropiat�, 1026 01:19:08,480 --> 01:19:10,800 locuie�te la Montreal �i este �n ora� pentru c�teva zile. 1027 01:19:10,920 --> 01:19:13,680 Cred c� noi trei am putea s� ne distr�m foarte bine. 1028 01:19:14,560 --> 01:19:17,080 La revedere, Tom, o s� zguduim lumea, dragule. 1029 01:19:18,560 --> 01:19:20,400 Pa, dragule ! 1030 01:19:25,400 --> 01:19:26,840 Philippe... 1031 01:19:27,560 --> 01:19:29,800 Nu o s�-�i vin� s� crezi asta ! 1032 01:19:53,600 --> 01:19:55,000 Am decis... 1033 01:19:56,120 --> 01:19:58,840 S� renun� la curs, a�a c�... 1034 01:19:59,880 --> 01:20:02,160 Nu func�ioneaz� pentru mine. 1035 01:20:02,320 --> 01:20:05,120 Dar am g�sit totul foarte pl�cut �i vreau s�-�i mul�umesc. 1036 01:20:06,480 --> 01:20:09,200 Ei bine, respect asta ! 1037 01:20:10,440 --> 01:20:13,280 Este p�cat, pentru c� aproape ai reu�it. 1038 01:20:16,040 --> 01:20:21,000 Tu e�ti un �nving�tor, Ira �i am�ndoi �tim c� �nving�torii nu renun�a. 1039 01:20:21,240 --> 01:20:22,920 Nu, te �n�eli. 1040 01:20:23,560 --> 01:20:25,400 Philippe, eu nu sunt un �nving�tor. 1041 01:20:27,600 --> 01:20:30,040 Unii se nasc ca s� piard�, pur �i simplu. 1042 01:20:30,120 --> 01:20:32,440 Este �n regul�, vorbesc serios. 1043 01:20:32,880 --> 01:20:36,520 Odat� ce accep�i asta, este mult mai pu�in dureros. 1044 01:21:01,640 --> 01:21:03,320 Gigi ! 1045 01:21:04,840 --> 01:21:06,640 Gigi... 1046 01:21:13,760 --> 01:21:17,120 PENTRU PHILIPPE 1047 01:21:22,480 --> 01:21:24,400 �tiu c� o s�-mi duci dorul la �nceput, 1048 01:21:24,440 --> 01:21:27,960 dar sunt sigur� c�, cu toate femeile din via�a ta, 1049 01:21:27,995 --> 01:21:29,880 totul are s� fie �n regul�. 1050 01:21:29,920 --> 01:21:31,400 R�m�i cu bine ! 1051 01:21:31,640 --> 01:21:36,440 Apropo, am vorbit cu Claire �i ea a �n�eles. 1052 01:21:36,600 --> 01:21:39,960 Te rog s� nu m� cau�i, cu dragoste, Gigi... 1053 01:22:25,280 --> 01:22:28,880 UN AN MAl T�RZIU. 1054 01:22:46,840 --> 01:22:49,000 �n regul�, mul�umesc foarte mult. 1055 01:22:49,200 --> 01:22:50,800 Haide, s� mergem. 1056 01:22:52,160 --> 01:22:53,880 Fain� treab�, �n regul�. 1057 01:22:54,080 --> 01:22:55,960 ��i place p�l�ria mea, nu-i a�a ? 1058 01:22:59,440 --> 01:23:02,680 Nu �tiu, a spus c� vine, nu �tiu... 1059 01:23:02,720 --> 01:23:04,360 Sunt sigur c� are s� vin�. 1060 01:23:04,640 --> 01:23:08,120 �n clipa �n care a venit la mine, el... 1061 01:23:09,000 --> 01:23:11,440 Nu era nici un pic de team� �n ochii lui. 1062 01:23:12,320 --> 01:23:15,320 Ca �i cum nu ar fi existat teama. 1063 01:23:16,800 --> 01:23:20,320 Am spus "da" �i �l iubesc pe Doug. 1064 01:23:41,920 --> 01:23:44,400 Trebuie s� o iube�ti �i s� o ascul�i ! 1065 01:23:44,680 --> 01:23:47,280 A�a ��i po�i da seama cum po�i s� o seduci, 1066 01:23:48,160 --> 01:23:51,360 pentru c� femeile vor s� asculte 1067 01:23:51,640 --> 01:23:53,640 �i �n general noi nu facem asta. 1068 01:23:54,960 --> 01:23:56,960 Ele cred... 1069 01:23:59,760 --> 01:24:01,680 Ira, mereu �nt�rzii... 1070 01:24:03,640 --> 01:24:05,200 Ele cred... 1071 01:24:05,880 --> 01:24:08,160 Ca noi nu suntem buni ascult�tori. 1072 01:24:08,280 --> 01:24:11,800 �i �ti�i ceva ? S-ar putea s� aib� dreptate. 1073 01:24:13,480 --> 01:24:15,760 A�a c� �mpreun� vom �nv��a 1074 01:24:15,800 --> 01:24:20,400 cum s� ascult�m femeile, ca s� putem r�m�ne �mpreun� cu ele. 1075 01:24:21,080 --> 01:24:23,920 Sunt o mul�ime de oameni singuri acolo. 1076 01:24:32,240 --> 01:24:34,480 �tii, abia am a�teptat 1077 01:24:34,520 --> 01:24:36,760 s�-�i ar�t locul unde predau. 1078 01:24:37,080 --> 01:24:39,840 Am vrut s�-�i prezint b�ie�ii �i pe to�i ceilal�i. 1079 01:24:39,960 --> 01:24:41,797 - Mie �mi plac b�ie�ii, �tii asta. - Da... 1080 01:24:41,961 --> 01:24:44,160 Dragule, te iubesc at�t de mult. 1081 01:24:44,440 --> 01:24:47,520 Hei, ��i place Shakespeare ? 1082 01:24:47,680 --> 01:24:49,160 Cam a�a ceva... 1083 01:24:55,720 --> 01:24:58,960 - Unde mergi ? - Ai un accent, de unde e�ti ? 1084 01:24:58,995 --> 01:25:01,085 Sunt francez. 1085 01:25:01,120 --> 01:25:03,520 - M-am g�ndit eu... - Eu sunt Philippe. 1086 01:25:04,840 --> 01:25:07,600 - Eu sunt Paula. - E�ti singur� ? 1087 01:25:08,720 --> 01:25:10,160 Da... 1088 01:25:10,320 --> 01:25:12,720 Ai vreo idee, Paula... 1089 01:25:12,880 --> 01:25:17,320 C�t de intimidant este pentru un b�rbat s� abordeze o femeie care arat� ca tine ? 1090 01:25:18,360 --> 01:25:20,480 Majoritatea b�rba�ilor nu �tiu de unde s� �nceap�. 1091 01:25:21,160 --> 01:25:23,520 Doar pentru c� nu �tiu despre ce este vorba. 1092 01:25:23,720 --> 01:25:26,320 - �i ce trebuie s� spun�. - Da... 1093 01:25:29,000 --> 01:25:31,200 - Paula... - Philippe... 1094 01:25:32,320 --> 01:25:33,960 Ne mai vedem... 1095 01:25:40,352 --> 01:25:44,446 Done by Raiser. 1096 01:25:47,880 --> 01:25:49,800 Dac� femeile sunt dificile �n ziua de azi ? 1097 01:25:49,840 --> 01:25:52,400 Eu nu cred c� sunt dificile ast�zi, 1098 01:25:52,560 --> 01:25:55,920 nu au fost dificile nici ieri �i nu cred c� au s� fie dificile nici m�ine. 1099 01:25:57,280 --> 01:25:59,680 De fapt este foarte simplu s� tratezi cu femeile. 1100 01:25:59,720 --> 01:26:02,080 Trebuie doar s� le faci s� r�d� �i sunt cu totul ale tale. 1101 01:26:02,320 --> 01:26:04,360 Lucrezi �n aceast� cl�dire ? 1102 01:26:05,320 --> 01:26:08,040 - Cea din spate. - Cea din spate... 1103 01:26:08,840 --> 01:26:10,400 - Da. - Unde ? 1104 01:26:11,280 --> 01:26:14,760 Este t�rziu, de fapt trebuie s� ne �ntoarcem. 1105 01:26:15,120 --> 01:26:18,280 Asta poate s� mai a�tepte, dar nu �i-ai terminat sandvi�ul. 1106 01:26:18,560 --> 01:26:21,280 - �tiu, po�i s�-l iei tu. - Dar ar trebui s� m�n�nci ceva. 1107 01:26:21,720 --> 01:26:23,760 Asta este o rochie frumoas�. 1108 01:26:23,880 --> 01:26:26,000 Da, este ca o batist�. 1109 01:26:26,160 --> 01:26:29,160 - Bine, nu m� bate la cap ast�zi. - Este �n regul�. 1110 01:26:29,600 --> 01:26:31,560 Salut�-i pe cei de la camer�... 1111 01:26:33,160 --> 01:26:34,960 �i care este numele t�u ? 1112 01:26:35,792 --> 01:26:38,264 - Eu sunt Kate. - Bun�, Kate, eu sunt Mo. 1113 01:26:38,335 --> 01:26:40,100 M� bucur s� te cunosc, Mo. 1114 01:26:40,160 --> 01:26:44,160 Este o pl�cere s� cunosc ni�te femei at�t de frumoase pe strad�. 1115 01:26:44,880 --> 01:26:47,440 Adic� nu vreau s� spun c� sunte�i de pe strad�... 1116 01:26:48,640 --> 01:26:50,680 Dac� am f�cut sex cu femei americane ? Da... 1117 01:26:50,800 --> 01:26:53,280 Nu sunt foarte pasionale, dar �tii... 1118 01:26:54,960 --> 01:26:57,200 Sunt genul sportiv, e un exerci�iu bun. 1119 01:27:01,280 --> 01:27:04,240 �i, deci... 1120 01:27:04,920 --> 01:27:07,800 Poate c� mergem s� lu�m cina, �tii ce vreau s� spun ? 1121 01:27:07,835 --> 01:27:10,200 - Sau ceva de genul �sta... - Nu este nevoie. 1122 01:27:10,360 --> 01:27:13,840 S� nu ��i fie team�, nu trebuie s� te temi. 1123 01:27:14,000 --> 01:27:16,720 - M� tem de tine. - Eu nu sunt un tip �nfrico��tor. 1124 01:27:18,000 --> 01:27:20,080 Nu sunt un om �nfrico��tor. 1125 01:27:20,720 --> 01:27:23,080 B�ie�i, dac� vre�i s� vorbi�i cu mine, 1126 01:27:23,920 --> 01:27:25,960 trebuie s� fi�i amabili �i politico�i. 1127 01:27:26,080 --> 01:27:29,520 S� v� prezenta�i, s� v� spune�i numele... 1128 01:27:32,320 --> 01:27:34,320 �mi po�i atrage aten�ia dac� e�ti de�tept. 1129 01:27:36,000 --> 01:27:38,520 �i trebuie s� m� prive�ti aici, nu acolo... 1130 01:27:40,160 --> 01:27:42,360 Bun�, eu sunt Mo, ce mai faci ? 1131 01:27:43,840 --> 01:27:47,200 Ai un telefon frumos, este Black Berry ? 1132 01:27:47,560 --> 01:27:49,600 Las�-m� �n pace, ciudatule ! 1133 01:27:49,760 --> 01:27:51,880 Nu vezi c� vorbesc la telefon ? 1134 01:27:53,680 --> 01:27:55,720 Voi b�rba�ii �mi face�i sc�rba ! 1135 01:27:57,480 --> 01:27:59,720 Aoleu ! 1136 01:28:01,000 --> 01:28:03,520 Dar la munc�, la serviciu... 1137 01:28:04,352 --> 01:28:06,040 Ce faci ? 1138 01:28:06,480 --> 01:28:08,720 - Vinzi lucruri ? - Eu sunt avocat... 1139 01:28:11,120 --> 01:28:13,440 - Dai oamenii �n judecat� ? - �n fiecare zi. 1140 01:28:13,840 --> 01:28:17,160 �n fiecare zi ? Asta �nseamn� c� sunt o mul�ime de oameni da�i �n judecat� ! 1141 01:28:17,640 --> 01:28:19,640 Faci asta pentru bani ? 1142 01:28:20,480 --> 01:28:22,040 Da. 1143 01:28:22,160 --> 01:28:24,560 Sunt mul�i criminali ? 1144 01:28:25,400 --> 01:28:27,040 - Au f�cut lucruri rele ? - Cam a�a ceva. 1145 01:28:27,120 --> 01:28:29,680 �mi cer scuze, trebuie s� m� �ntorc la birou. 1146 01:28:29,800 --> 01:28:32,640 Du-te �napoi s� dai pe cineva �n judecat�. 1147 01:28:36,320 --> 01:28:37,760 La revedere. 1148 01:28:38,120 --> 01:28:40,000 - Eu sunt Mo. - Bun�... 1149 01:28:40,080 --> 01:28:41,960 Bun�, �mi pare bine s� te cunosc. 1150 01:28:42,000 --> 01:28:44,840 �mi place colierul pe care �l por�i. 1151 01:28:44,920 --> 01:28:47,440 - Este foarte frumos. - Mul�umesc. 1152 01:28:47,800 --> 01:28:50,520 Cu pl�cere, care este numele t�u ? 1153 01:28:50,640 --> 01:28:52,320 Eu sunt Maya. 1154 01:28:52,480 --> 01:28:54,840 Maya, asta este un nume foarte frumos. 1155 01:28:54,920 --> 01:28:56,920 Eu sunt Mo. 1156 01:28:57,240 --> 01:28:58,960 - �i-am spus asta ? - Da. 1157 01:28:59,280 --> 01:29:02,200 Maya, po�i s�-mi dai num�rul t�u ? 1158 01:29:05,120 --> 01:29:06,880 Haide, spune da ! 1159 01:29:07,720 --> 01:29:09,680 - Nu �tiu ce s� spun. - Ce p�rere ai s� spui da ? 1160 01:29:09,760 --> 01:29:11,560 Nu �tiu... 1161 01:29:11,680 --> 01:29:14,040 Uite, am un telefon. 1162 01:29:14,080 --> 01:29:16,520 Dac� �mi dai num�rul �l salvez, 1163 01:29:16,600 --> 01:29:19,120 este cumva magic, �i nu �l mai uit niciodat�. 1164 01:29:19,520 --> 01:29:21,200 - Da... - Bine ! 1165 01:29:22,200 --> 01:29:24,320 Maya, litera "M". 1166 01:29:24,360 --> 01:29:26,480 - "M"... - Da ! 1167 01:29:26,520 --> 01:29:28,800 "A", "Y"... 1168 01:29:28,840 --> 01:29:30,480 A ie�it Mia ! 1169 01:29:30,600 --> 01:29:32,640 - Numele meu este Maya. - �n regul�. 1170 01:29:33,760 --> 01:29:36,240 �i apoi num�rul t�u... 1171 01:29:37,000 --> 01:29:38,480 Este �ase... 1172 01:29:38,600 --> 01:29:40,200 Zero, �ase... 1173 01:29:40,240 --> 01:29:41,520 Unu, patru... 1174 01:29:41,560 --> 01:29:43,760 - De unde este prefixul �sta ? - Din Ohio. 1175 01:29:44,040 --> 01:29:46,880 "Oh", "io", nu este de mirare c� e�ti o persoan� at�t de amabil�. 1176 01:29:46,960 --> 01:29:50,440 Pentru c� oamenii din New York nu sunt foarte amabili, dar cei din Ohio... 1177 01:29:50,480 --> 01:29:52,115 - Asta e �n Middlewest, nu-i a�a ? - Da. 1178 01:29:52,333 --> 01:29:53,765 Ni�te oameni foarte de treab�. 1179 01:29:53,800 --> 01:29:56,280 - Da, uneori. - �i asta este din Idaho. 1180 01:29:56,640 --> 01:29:58,680 - Da... - Da, �tiu asta. 1181 01:30:00,240 --> 01:30:02,000 �ase, unu... 1182 01:30:02,400 --> 01:30:04,480 �ase, unu, patru... 1183 01:30:09,560 --> 01:30:13,080 Locuie�ti �n Ohio, acum locuie�ti aici, sau... 1184 01:30:13,320 --> 01:30:16,040 - Acum lucrez aici. - Cu ce te ocupi ? 1185 01:30:16,480 --> 01:30:18,480 - Lucrez �n domeniul modei. - �n domeniul modei. 1186 01:30:18,800 --> 01:30:22,320 De aceia e�ti �mbr�cat� at�t de frumos �i de creativ. 1187 01:30:22,360 --> 01:30:25,514 - A�a m� �mbrac eu. - Da, te cred ! 1188 01:30:26,120 --> 01:30:28,786 - Maya, am s� te sun la num�rul �sta. - Bine... 1189 01:30:29,240 --> 01:30:31,280 - A fost o pl�cere s� te cunosc. - �n regul�. 1190 01:30:31,920 --> 01:30:34,954 - La revedere, Maya. - Pa... 92717