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♪ upbeat theme playing ♪
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♪ Ba�ba�ba�ba,
ba�ba�ba�ba ♪
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♪ Ba�ba, da�da�da�da�da�da
da�da�da ♪
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Son, this is the story of the time
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I tried to help someone else
fix all their dating problems
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through the magic of photography.
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SOPHIE'S SON [on phone]:
I feel like we've derailed.
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I gave you life.
You give me one night.
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Now, back in 2022,
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having the perfect profile photo
was a very big deal.
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Ugh. All my photos are terrible.
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Forget it! I'm not joining Tinder.
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I'll just die alone or with Sid.
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What? No, dude. Hannah and I plan on
dying at the exact same time at 98...
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mid�penetrayshe.
[grossed�out groans]
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And you were not invited to that party.
That's fine!
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Alone it is. Anything's better
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than joining these ridiculous apps.
SOPHIE: Why?
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You'd do great on the apps.
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You're a cool, handsome musician.
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Well, thank you, but no.
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Actually, what I am is a part�time
music teacher who drives Uber
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and is internet famous for
his rejected marriage proposal.
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Look, if I join Tinder,
I'm just going to get a bunch
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of mean messages from people that
recognize me as the Proposal Fail Guy.
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I mean, l�l�let's just take a glimpse
at my Instagram DMs, shall we?
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Uh... "You don't deserve to have balls."
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[sympathetic groans]
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Uh, "LOL, you suck."
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But "suck" is spelled with five k's.
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Uh, "You have kind eyes."
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Okay, well, that one doesn't count
'cause it's from our Aunt Karen.
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You know, who cares about
random internet trolls?
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Jesse, I've been out with
87 app guys this year.
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88.
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Oh, it was 87 before
you struck out with Ian,
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so now, technically, it's 88.
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Oh, got it. Thanks.
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88 guys, okay,
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and I haven't given up on finding someone.
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I refuse to let you quit before
you've even gotten started.
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I don't know...
I say
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if you don't want to join Tinder,
don't join.
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Thank you!
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You can always spend
your Saturday nights with...
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Postmates and Pornhub.
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Ugh, stop.
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Your Kung Pao shrimp in one hand,
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your man shrimp in the other...
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[groans]
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Soy sauce dripping on
your downtown dumpling��
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Okay! Fine! I'll join!
[cheering]
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You know what? I'm going
to help you crush on Tinder.
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If there's one thing I know from my 87��
88.
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We get it! You can count!
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88 app guys,
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it's how to create a profile
that makes a girl swipe right.
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Let me do this for you, Jesse.
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Repeat after me.
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"Today is the first chapter
of my next great love story."
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Okay. I'm never going to say that,
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but I will accept your weird offer.
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Great! Okay, first,
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I have to take the greatest photo
of you ever for your profile.
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Mm�hmm.
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You're gonna be drowning
in internet honeys.
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You're going to be like, "I can't breathe!
There's too many honeys!"
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[laughs] Okay.
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Uh, well, I teach music classes tomorrow,
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but maybe we could do it
during my lunch break?
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Perfect. I'll meet you there.
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Jesse, life's gonna be alright.
Mm�hmm.
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Life's a nightmare.
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Aw, babe. No luck apartment hunting?
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No. Turns out, searching
for apartments in this city
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without access to your
trust fund's impossible.
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I have no idea how you poors did it.
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Charlie! We've talked about
using "poor" as a noun.
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ELLEN:
Charlie's right.
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I'm looking for a place, too.
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I just got my harvest check from
the farm I share with my ex.
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Our love may have wilted,
but our butter lettuce is poppin'.
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Wait, you still get farm money?
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Why aren't you paying us rent?
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Because I'm on my way out.
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I gotta be.
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[mashing buttons]
Mikey!
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You tell your mom
your bedtime is bullshit, okay?
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Stop crying, Mikey!
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Why don't you and Charlie shack up?
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Because you can afford a way
better place with a roommate.
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Oh my god, let's do it! Alright.
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Should we get a grand piano
or a normal piano? Hm? Who am I kidding?
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If you're going to get a piano,
you might as well go big.
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Alright, grand it is.
ELLEN: Sorry.
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I'm not really a... roommate person.
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All good, you know.
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Because I very much see myself
as a lone wolf anyway.
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Solitary and... and serious.
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Often nude...
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I'm sure you can find someone
else to be your roommate��
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I did say, "all good."
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♪
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Let's do this!
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Okay, repeat after me.
"Today is the first chapter"��
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Never gonna say it.
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Well, relax your body.
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Shake it out a little.
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Angle towards me.
Alright, ready? How's this?
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Um, why are you looking up?
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It's my go�to look.
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I have a really prominent Adam's apple,
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which I have heard on good authority women
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find irresistible.
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What women?
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Not my mom,
if that's what you're thinking.
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Okay. Maybe posing is not our friend.
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Let's�let's do something,
like, a little more natural.
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We could, um...
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And you're unpacking hummus.
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Yeah. Let's get some
of me snacking, right?
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And make sure you get the backpack,
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so it's clear that I packed
this hummus myself
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because backpack hummus
says that I'm prepared,
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frugal, and health conscious.
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Your mom tell you that, too?
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Fine. No hummus.
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But just make sure to get my teeth, okay?
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I didn't do two rounds
of Invisalign for nothing.
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♪
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What's that?
Package from Hannah.
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Probably our HelloFresh meal for tonight.
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We do weekly FaceTime
cooking dates to stay connected.
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I think tonight we're making baked cod.
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That's your secret to
a happy long�distance relationship?
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Watching each other eat fish?
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"Thought we could
spice things up tonight."
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Hm, spice things up? What is this?
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A last�minute switch to Thai?
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She is so bad.
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The Vyper Ace Interactive Male... Stroker?
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What is this?
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She sent you a sex toy.
And not just any sex toy.
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That is the Birkin bag
of sex toys. It has...
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three motors.
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So fire.
What?
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Hey, I gotta record my podcast.
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I'll be back in, like, three hours.
SID: Okay...
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This thing? Game changer.
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So, there's a separate toy for her,
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and you can control each
other's devices with an app.
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I don't know.
I'm not really a sex toy guy.
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I'm not even a toy guy.
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I had a bad experience with
a Lego astronaut as a kid.
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He got lost... inside me.
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Look... I don't care
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if you stuffed a Lego astronaut
up your butt when you were little.
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What? I didn't do that.
[nervous laugh] I swallowed it.
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With your butt?
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I'm just gonna text Hannah
and tell her I can't do this.
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Uh�uh�uh! Sid,
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Hannah is trying to keep things
fresh and fun and hot
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from 3,000 miles away!
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She is putting herself out there,
so you need to put yourself in there.
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Yeah, you're right, you're right. Okay.
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Okay. Okay!
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So, what? Li'l Sid just...
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goes into the black tube?
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Your nickname for your penis
has the word "li'l" in it?
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Yeah. It's ironic
'cause he's comically large.
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♪
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Ellen?
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Oh... Hey.
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I guess we have the same taste
in apartments, huh?
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[nervous laugh]
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Hey. Maybe we should
be roommates, after all.
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Just kidding. I know that
roommates aren't your thing.
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Hi. I'm Ralph, Ellen's new roommate.
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See, I thought that I... I get it.
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Well, Ralph must be, like, your best
childhood pal or something.
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I met him on Craigslist an hour ago.
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Wow. Okay, well, that is hurtful.
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And also dangerous.
That man could be a...
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[whispers]:
pervert.
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Hey, I'm a good guy.
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I'm going to go test out the bathtub.
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Look, Charlie, the truth is
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I just don't think we'd be
a good fit to live together.
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I'm brand new to New York.
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I need to live with
someone who isn't so...
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clueless.
Clueless?
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I know my way around this city.
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I even learned to keep my mouth
closed on the subway.
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Open your mouth for a treat.
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Ah!
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That was not a treat!
[creepy laughter]
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Yes, I got very drunk trying to
disinfect my tongue, but I learned!
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[playground chatter]
[shutter snaps]
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I'm sorry, what is this now?
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It's the Karate Kid.
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Alright, break's over.
You think we got it?
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Do you think we got it?
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Jesse!
Yeah?
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I've practicing my Twinkle Twinkle,
and it's getting really good!
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Great! I know you've been working
really hard, and it's a complicated song.
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Some might say poetic.
[shutter snapping]
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Hey, kid. Do me a favor.
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Hold this light reflector up for me?
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Come on, I'll give you an Altoid.
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Here we go. Quick.
I don't wanna miss this shot.
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Uh, uh, Sophie, please stop
photographing me and this child.
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Okay, but this could actually work.
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Okay, you, this cute kid? This is money!
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MAN:
Jesse!
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Drew.
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Hi. Sophie,
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this is Drew.
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The vice principal.
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What's going on here?
Oh...
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Jesse needs a date, real bad,
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and this little boy's
the only hope we've got.
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Where's my Altoid?
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♪
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Drew, listen��
Let me explain.
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We're taking these photos for Tinder.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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For Jesse's Tinder!
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To get him dates!
We are not trying to get children dates.
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I am very much against children dating.
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So, this was all just to get
Jesse a new Tinder profile pic?
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Yes.
[laughs] Good luck with that.
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Jesse's signature looking�up face
ruined the faculty photo this year.
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It�it was like he was seeing an airplane
for the very first time.
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[laughs] I know, right?
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"My god, a flying machine.
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Whatever will they think of next?"
[laughing]
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[Jesse mouthing]
[Drew laughs]
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Hey, have we met before?
You�you look familiar.
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I don't think so.
I have one of those faces.
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Oh, I�I don't think you have
one of those faces. I...
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I think you have
a singularly great face.
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[school bell ringing]
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Uh, I should go.
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Sophie, it's very nice to meet you.
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[laughs]
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I do need to ask you to leave
the premises immediately.
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But it was very nice meeting you.
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00:10:17,826 --> 00:10:20,996
You, too. I understand.
[nervous laugh]
249
00:10:21,705 --> 00:10:22,748
[sighs]
250
00:10:23,665 --> 00:10:25,876
Wow. He was super into you,
251
00:10:25,876 --> 00:10:28,712
even though you were giving off
strong Amber Alert vibes.
252
00:10:28,712 --> 00:10:30,506
Really? You think so?
253
00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:34,468
Doesn't matter.
Today is "help Jesse find love" day.
254
00:10:34,468 --> 00:10:36,470
Yeah, Jesse's done, okay?
255
00:10:36,470 --> 00:10:39,598
Stop. Okay, okay,
maybe the apps aren't your vibe.
256
00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:42,726
Legend has it, occasionally,
257
00:10:42,726 --> 00:10:44,353
people still meet in real life.
258
00:10:44,770 --> 00:10:47,064
Come on. Let's go to a bar.
I'll be your wingman.
259
00:10:47,064 --> 00:10:47,981
I can't.
260
00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:50,150
Stop making excuses,
and let me help you.
261
00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:51,151
I'm not making excuses.
262
00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:54,071
It's 1:30 PM on a Tuesday.
I'm at work.
263
00:10:54,071 --> 00:10:55,572
Right.
264
00:10:56,740 --> 00:10:57,991
Okay. We'll go later.
265
00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:03,080
Normal work hours are so random.
266
00:11:05,541 --> 00:11:08,126
Remember, the camera adds 10 pounds,
267
00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:10,838
so your best angle naked
is from high up.
268
00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:14,341
But, not too high!
You don't want Li'l Sid to get too li'l.
269
00:11:15,259 --> 00:11:16,885
Okay. Wow.
270
00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:19,263
I mean, you could give a TED Talk
on cross�country coitus.
271
00:11:19,263 --> 00:11:20,973
Aw, you're sweet.
272
00:11:20,973 --> 00:11:22,933
I've been in a ton of LDRs.
273
00:11:22,933 --> 00:11:24,893
I was in a pretty serious one
with the ambassador to Peru.
274
00:11:25,561 --> 00:11:28,272
And then, I had a very hot thing
with a Polish pilot.
275
00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,941
It is true what they say
about the Polish.
276
00:11:30,941 --> 00:11:34,444
No idea what they say, but wow.
You have lived a life.
277
00:11:35,112 --> 00:11:36,613
Alright!
278
00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:39,449
I think my work here is done.
279
00:11:40,242 --> 00:11:41,243
[sighs]
280
00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:43,120
[beeping, vibrating]
281
00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:44,288
Ah!
Get it!
282
00:11:44,288 --> 00:11:45,664
SID: I'm trying!
VALENTINA: Well, try harder!
283
00:11:45,664 --> 00:11:48,125
Well, I didn't think
it'd play hard to get!
284
00:11:50,836 --> 00:11:51,879
Good day.
285
00:11:52,462 --> 00:11:56,008
I know that you have many
interested parties, such as her,
286
00:11:56,008 --> 00:11:58,177
but I want this apartment so much,
287
00:11:58,177 --> 00:12:00,679
I'm prepared to pay a year's cash upfront
288
00:12:00,679 --> 00:12:02,890
and five percent over the asking.
289
00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,726
Let me think about that��
Okay, yes, deal.
290
00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:11,398
I thought you said
you didn't have any money.
291
00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:14,610
Well, I realized that
I can pawn my gold spoon.
292
00:12:14,610 --> 00:12:16,653
This is exactly
what I was talking about.
293
00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:18,947
I don't want to live
with some clueless rich guy
294
00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:22,868
who was born with a literal
gold spoon in his mouth! Come on, Ralph!
295
00:12:23,744 --> 00:12:24,912
Not cool.
296
00:12:26,038 --> 00:12:27,581
I wasn't born with it in my mouth.
297
00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:30,876
It was gently placed in my hand
while I napped in my diamond crib.
298
00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:35,923
You can't put a gold spoon
in a baby's mouth.
299
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:38,717
Choking hazard.
300
00:12:38,717 --> 00:12:40,844
♪
301
00:12:40,844 --> 00:12:42,054
[party chatter]
302
00:12:42,054 --> 00:12:43,305
[text notification]
303
00:12:43,305 --> 00:12:45,307
♪ quiet music ♪
304
00:12:45,307 --> 00:12:47,434
It's Drew. He's asking
for your phone number.
305
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,270
Really?
Yeah, should I give it to him?
306
00:12:51,605 --> 00:12:54,691
Nah, no. He's not really my type.
Really?
307
00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:56,652
You guys were all giggling and smiling
308
00:12:56,652 --> 00:12:58,570
and talking about
how singular your face is.
309
00:12:59,029 --> 00:13:02,199
I said I'm good. Now, stop trying
to change the subject, okay?
310
00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:04,201
Go talk to her.
311
00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:06,995
And say what?
312
00:13:07,496 --> 00:13:09,915
How about, uh... "Hey!
313
00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:12,960
I think you're gonna like me."
So, lie to her?
314
00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:15,546
Fine. [clears throat]
315
00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:21,760
Hey!
Hey.
316
00:13:23,387 --> 00:13:25,305
I think you're gonna like me.
317
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:26,557
Oh, am I?
318
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,476
Honestly, it could go either way.
319
00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:31,144
I mean, some people think
that I'm charming,
320
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:33,647
but other people
kind of find me, like, to be a lot.
321
00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:35,023
Uh...
322
00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:36,733
I could buy you a drink
if you're interested
323
00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:38,819
in figuring out
which category you fit into.
324
00:13:40,279 --> 00:13:41,822
Sure. I'll have a margarita.
325
00:13:41,822 --> 00:13:42,948
Okay.
326
00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:49,496
She will have a margarita.
327
00:13:54,418 --> 00:13:55,460
[phone chimes]
328
00:13:57,171 --> 00:13:59,923
Hey, babe.
HANNAH: Hey. Whoa,
329
00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:02,634
you look amazing! Great angle.
330
00:14:02,634 --> 00:14:05,888
Really? 'Cause I didn't
even think about my setup.
331
00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:08,807
Okay, I'm turning mine...
332
00:14:08,807 --> 00:14:10,225
on.
[vibrating]
333
00:14:10,225 --> 00:14:12,227
Okay, well, watch out 'cause soon
I'll be turning you on.
334
00:14:12,227 --> 00:14:13,145
[buzzing]
335
00:14:13,145 --> 00:14:14,229
[grinding, shorting]
336
00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:17,107
Uh... Wait, something's wrong with mine.
337
00:14:17,107 --> 00:14:18,108
[buzzing]
338
00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:20,611
[beeping]
God, the WiFi in here is so bad.
339
00:14:23,322 --> 00:14:24,364
Come with me.
340
00:14:27,743 --> 00:14:29,244
Anyone home?
341
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:32,623
Alright.
342
00:14:33,332 --> 00:14:35,417
Yeah, the signal's way better in here
343
00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:37,586
[beeping, buzzing]
Okay.
344
00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:43,967
Let me just open the app
that controls your toy...
345
00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:46,303
MICHAEL BARBARO [on toy]:
Today on The Daily...
346
00:14:46,303 --> 00:14:48,096
SID: This thing has a speaker!
BARBARO: ...the survivor
347
00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:49,681
of a rare bacterial infection...
[beeping]
348
00:14:49,681 --> 00:14:52,142
Is that... The Daily?
BARBARO: ...talks to us about losing
349
00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:54,478
all his limbs...
Yeah, I'm trying to turn it off.
350
00:14:54,478 --> 00:14:56,271
BARBARO:
...and most of his lower face.
351
00:14:56,271 --> 00:14:57,814
I'm Michael Barbaro.
352
00:14:57,814 --> 00:14:59,858
[buzzing]
353
00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:00,859
Okay.
354
00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:02,152
Okay.
355
00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:04,404
[buzzing]
Where were we?
356
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,406
[buzzing continues]
357
00:15:08,534 --> 00:15:10,369
Yeah. Hannah, I can't do this.
[beep, buzzing stops]
358
00:15:11,370 --> 00:15:14,122
Alright, Li'l Sid's stuck
in a Chinese finger trap.
359
00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:16,416
Big Sid can't stop thinking about
flesh�eating bacteria. I mean,
360
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:19,336
this sucks even more than
cooking FaceTime fish!
361
00:15:19,336 --> 00:15:21,421
Which I have to pretend
to be psyched about once a week.
362
00:15:22,047 --> 00:15:24,049
I know it sucks.
363
00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:26,802
Long�distance relationships suck,
364
00:15:26,802 --> 00:15:29,221
but at least I'm trying!
365
00:15:29,221 --> 00:15:30,472
[ends call]
366
00:15:33,517 --> 00:15:35,769
BARBARO:
Here's what else you need to know today.
367
00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:38,814
No! There's nothing else I need
368
00:15:38,814 --> 00:15:40,190
[imitating]:
to know today!
369
00:15:40,190 --> 00:15:41,400
Michael!
370
00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:44,611
[laughing]
Uh, another drink?
371
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,405
I'd love that!
Okay, great.
372
00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:54,705
Siri. Text Fort Greene Girls.
373
00:15:54,705 --> 00:15:58,500
"OMG. You will not believe
was hitting on me right now!"
374
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:00,878
All caps. "Proposal Fail Guy.
375
00:16:00,878 --> 00:16:03,505
"I literally cannot!
[squealing] I'm dying!
376
00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:06,717
I'm gonna try to get him
to sing me his sad proposal song."
377
00:16:06,717 --> 00:16:07,843
L�O�L, exclamation,
378
00:16:07,843 --> 00:16:10,679
skull face, exclamation,
L�O�L, exclamation, skull face,
379
00:16:10,679 --> 00:16:12,389
exclamation, L�O��
Excuse me.
380
00:16:13,098 --> 00:16:16,560
We're getting drinks from the bar, but
I'll have a water and fries. Thank you!
381
00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:17,895
I'm not your waitress.
382
00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,649
Okay, I get the confusion.
383
00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:25,652
But, this is about my friend Jesse, okay?
384
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:28,030
And he is not some
punchline for you to tell
385
00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:30,032
your dumb friends about at boozy brunch.
386
00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:32,784
He's an incredible guy,
and I am killing myself
387
00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:34,786
to make him believe
that he will find love.
388
00:16:35,287 --> 00:16:38,248
Do you know how hard
it is to believe that?
389
00:16:38,248 --> 00:16:42,044
Do you know what it's like
to go on 87 first dates?
390
00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:43,462
No, 88.
391
00:16:43,462 --> 00:16:45,839
88 first dates and have none of them lead
392
00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:48,342
to anything even close
to a real relationship?
393
00:16:48,884 --> 00:16:51,220
Have you ever met a totally cute,
394
00:16:51,220 --> 00:16:52,930
nice vice principal
who wants to take you out,
395
00:16:52,930 --> 00:16:54,640
and all you can think about is why?
396
00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:55,933
What's the point?
397
00:16:55,933 --> 00:16:58,268
If I say yes, he's inevitably
just going to turn into
398
00:16:58,268 --> 00:16:59,770
failed date number 89!
399
00:17:00,646 --> 00:17:03,524
Yes. Actually, I know
exactly what you mean.
400
00:17:03,524 --> 00:17:05,609
Dating in this city is killing me
and seriously��
401
00:17:05,609 --> 00:17:08,695
No! No, no, you do not get
to be relatable right now.
402
00:17:09,655 --> 00:17:12,241
Okay, look.
Yes, I was texting my friends
403
00:17:12,241 --> 00:17:14,535
about meeting Proposal Fail Guy,
404
00:17:14,535 --> 00:17:16,453
but I still wanted to sleep with him.
405
00:17:16,453 --> 00:17:18,914
[clears throat]
Uh, is the "sleeping with me" thing
406
00:17:18,914 --> 00:17:20,624
still on the table or...
407
00:17:20,624 --> 00:17:23,418
No. Your mean waitress friend ruined it!
408
00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:25,462
Waitress?
409
00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:32,344
I think you're gonna like me.
410
00:17:32,344 --> 00:17:33,387
♪
411
00:17:40,435 --> 00:17:42,938
Hey. Thanks for
letting me borrow all this.
412
00:17:42,938 --> 00:17:45,691
How'd it go?
Very, very poorly.
413
00:17:45,691 --> 00:17:48,485
I can tell. If you'd used
the Vyper Ace correctly,
414
00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:50,487
you wouldn't be walking right now.
415
00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:52,906
Talk to me.
416
00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:54,157
Um...
417
00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:56,076
When Hannah took the residency in LA,
418
00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:58,829
we promised each other we wouldn't be
like other long�distance couples.
419
00:17:58,829 --> 00:18:01,456
Like, we'd make time for
our relationship, but...
420
00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:05,085
between her surgery rotations and me
trying to keep this bar afloat,
421
00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:06,545
it's just harder than
I thought it would be.
422
00:18:07,504 --> 00:18:08,547
To feel close to her.
423
00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:11,425
And I hate it. I just miss her.
424
00:18:12,718 --> 00:18:14,803
I just want to cook dinner in
the same room as Hannah.
425
00:18:14,803 --> 00:18:17,431
Or, like, read the newspaper
with her on a Sunday.
426
00:18:18,348 --> 00:18:20,893
Have sex with her human vagina.
427
00:18:20,893 --> 00:18:22,895
That is so romantic.
428
00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:25,898
I have an idea.
Yeah?
429
00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:28,025
God, you are lucky you met me!
430
00:18:28,025 --> 00:18:29,943
♪
431
00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:31,486
[rumbling]
432
00:18:32,404 --> 00:18:35,282
I'm sorry about tonight.
That's okay.
433
00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:38,493
Camilla didn't look like
she was very good at sex anyway.
434
00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:41,830
Yeah, she did.
Yeah, she did.
435
00:18:43,999 --> 00:18:45,375
[sighs]
436
00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:47,753
All that stuff you said to her,
that was, uh...
437
00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:49,713
kind of intense, huh?
438
00:18:50,631 --> 00:18:53,175
You remember that night
when we met at the bar,
439
00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:56,512
and you guessed that my parents
had a really happy marriage?
440
00:18:56,512 --> 00:18:59,515
I'm so sorry about that.
Valentina told me I was way off.
441
00:19:00,557 --> 00:19:01,558
Yeah.
442
00:19:02,476 --> 00:19:03,477
You were.
443
00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:05,312
Hm.
444
00:19:08,065 --> 00:19:10,567
[sighs]
My childhood was kind of a mess.
445
00:19:11,443 --> 00:19:15,239
It was just my mom and I bouncing around
from one boyfriend's house to the next.
446
00:19:16,532 --> 00:19:19,826
We were more like, you know,
sisters than mother�daughter.
447
00:19:20,869 --> 00:19:23,247
And I was the big sister.
Oof.
448
00:19:23,247 --> 00:19:24,498
Always...
449
00:19:25,123 --> 00:19:27,417
picking up the pieces after every breakup.
450
00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:29,294
♪
451
00:19:29,294 --> 00:19:31,380
And I got really good at fixing her.
452
00:19:33,465 --> 00:19:36,844
So, fixer became my go�to mode.
453
00:19:38,512 --> 00:19:41,014
Especially when I can't figure out
how to fix things for myself.
454
00:19:43,141 --> 00:19:46,436
Uh, fix things for yourself, you mean...
455
00:19:46,937 --> 00:19:49,940
You know, like, find my person.
456
00:19:51,692 --> 00:19:53,735
I want to so bad,
457
00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:57,030
and it just... keeps not happening.
458
00:19:58,657 --> 00:20:00,033
Okay. Sophie...
459
00:20:00,701 --> 00:20:04,246
Repeat after me.
"Today is the first chapter
460
00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:07,416
of my next great love story." Come on.
461
00:20:09,877 --> 00:20:12,838
Today is the first chapter of my...
462
00:20:12,838 --> 00:20:15,841
next great love story.
Next... Love story. Hell yeah.
463
00:20:15,841 --> 00:20:17,259
[laughs]
464
00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:18,760
[door chiming]
465
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,762
Alright, this is me.
466
00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:22,973
Good night, Sophie.
Good night, Jesse.
467
00:20:30,814 --> 00:20:33,400
Open your mouth for a treat.
468
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,902
Not tonight, Frank.
469
00:20:36,653 --> 00:20:38,739
[bar chatter]
470
00:20:38,739 --> 00:20:40,824
♪ quiet music ♪
471
00:20:40,824 --> 00:20:42,326
Hi.
472
00:20:44,578 --> 00:20:46,079
Hi.
473
00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:48,916
How how's your amazing new apartment?
474
00:20:50,334 --> 00:20:52,002
Didn't exactly work out.
475
00:20:52,461 --> 00:20:54,922
Smile and say, "new apartment"!
476
00:20:54,922 --> 00:20:55,964
[shutter snaps]
477
00:20:56,715 --> 00:20:58,717
Alright, that was fun.
478
00:20:58,717 --> 00:21:00,385
How about that year of rent
you promised?
479
00:21:00,886 --> 00:21:02,137
On it.
480
00:21:02,137 --> 00:21:04,264
♪
481
00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:05,807
Ah!
482
00:21:05,807 --> 00:21:06,934
Ugh.
483
00:21:06,934 --> 00:21:09,895
Well, if makes you feel any better,
my day wasn't great, either.
484
00:21:10,395 --> 00:21:12,814
Hi. I'd like to open a line of credit.
485
00:21:12,814 --> 00:21:16,360
My name's Ellen,
and my social security number is...
486
00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:19,613
He bought a camcorder, a bra,
and three jars of honey
487
00:21:19,613 --> 00:21:21,323
before I could cancel the credit card.
488
00:21:21,782 --> 00:21:23,534
He was definitely a pervert.
489
00:21:24,660 --> 00:21:27,496
Look, Ellen, I'm really sorry
I tried to steal the apartment.
490
00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:31,250
I'm sorry for lying to you
about wanting a roommate.
491
00:21:31,250 --> 00:21:34,294
Maybe I don't need a grizzled
New Yorker to show me the ropes.
492
00:21:34,294 --> 00:21:36,713
Maybe I just need a good person
493
00:21:36,713 --> 00:21:38,465
who won't steal my identity,
494
00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:41,260
and we can figure out
how to crush the city together.
495
00:21:42,386 --> 00:21:44,638
I mean, if you'd still have me?
496
00:21:44,638 --> 00:21:47,891
Absolutely. Together,
we will take this city by storm.
497
00:21:47,891 --> 00:21:50,352
We are not afraid of you, New York.
498
00:21:50,352 --> 00:21:52,271
We're the bravest people in the city!
499
00:21:55,774 --> 00:21:57,025
[knock, knock]
500
00:22:01,238 --> 00:22:02,948
Hey.
Hi!
501
00:22:03,615 --> 00:22:05,325
What are you doing here?
502
00:22:05,325 --> 00:22:07,828
This is me, uh, trying.
503
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:16,712
[laughs] That is so sweet.
504
00:22:16,712 --> 00:22:19,756
But, that last�minute flight
must have cost you a fortune.
505
00:22:19,756 --> 00:22:23,093
Not really. I mean, it's a long story,
but I got hooked up.
506
00:22:23,093 --> 00:22:25,304
I have this friend who was
in a long�distance relationship
507
00:22:25,304 --> 00:22:27,306
with a Polish pilot. Yeah.
Huh...
508
00:22:28,265 --> 00:22:30,934
Like I said, back in 2022,
509
00:22:30,934 --> 00:22:34,354
having a great profile photo
was essential,
510
00:22:34,354 --> 00:22:37,399
but it wasn't everything.
You also had to be willing
511
00:22:37,399 --> 00:22:39,026
to put yourself out there,
512
00:22:39,026 --> 00:22:41,320
time and time again,
513
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:44,615
even when you just wanted
to curl up under a blanket
514
00:22:44,615 --> 00:22:46,575
with a box of Froot Loops,
515
00:22:46,575 --> 00:22:48,452
a box of wine,
516
00:22:48,452 --> 00:22:51,288
and some unboxing videos.
517
00:22:51,288 --> 00:22:53,290
SOPHIE'S SON:
What the hell is an unboxing video?
518
00:22:55,209 --> 00:22:56,752
For a brief time, when I was younger,
519
00:22:56,752 --> 00:22:58,795
everyone was very into watching
520
00:22:58,795 --> 00:23:01,006
other people open stuff on camera.
521
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:04,051
SOPHIE'S SON: Sounds dark.
Mm, it was.
522
00:23:04,051 --> 00:23:05,928
♪ You by benny blanco,
Marshmello, and Vance Joy ♪
523
00:23:05,928 --> 00:23:07,471
But, anyway...
524
00:23:07,846 --> 00:23:10,516
♪ In the moments when I hear my voice ♪
525
00:23:10,516 --> 00:23:13,810
♪ But don't feel like myself,
wish I could hold you ♪
526
00:23:14,645 --> 00:23:16,188
♪ Yes, only you ♪
527
00:23:17,147 --> 00:23:20,234
♪ In the moments when I walked
these city streets ♪
528
00:23:20,234 --> 00:23:23,445
♪ With someone else,
I wish I told you ♪
529
00:23:23,987 --> 00:23:25,489
♪ It's only you ♪
530
00:23:26,490 --> 00:23:28,992
♪ Oh, you ♪
531
00:23:28,992 --> 00:23:31,078
♪ Only you ♪
532
00:23:31,078 --> 00:23:32,913
♪ When the night is over ♪
533
00:23:32,913 --> 00:23:35,415
♪ Out of all the places
I could choose ♪
534
00:23:35,415 --> 00:23:37,084
♪ I go to you ♪
535
00:23:38,085 --> 00:23:39,795
♪ Only you ♪
536
00:23:40,379 --> 00:23:43,465
♪ Feel you just below
the surface, darling ♪
537
00:23:45,717 --> 00:23:48,303
[street noise]
538
00:23:48,303 --> 00:23:49,304
Hello?
539
00:23:49,304 --> 00:23:52,474
Hi, Drew. It's Sophie,
540
00:23:52,474 --> 00:23:54,101
Jesse's photographer friend.
541
00:23:54,101 --> 00:23:55,853
Oh. Hi.
542
00:23:56,937 --> 00:24:00,315
Jesse said that you
asked for my number, so...
543
00:24:00,315 --> 00:24:02,568
well, I thought I'd beat you to the punch.
544
00:24:02,568 --> 00:24:05,279
Oh, amazing.
You know, I was going crazy
545
00:24:05,279 --> 00:24:06,864
trying to figure out
where I know you from,
546
00:24:06,864 --> 00:24:08,740
and then I realized that we met
547
00:24:08,740 --> 00:24:10,701
at Sid and Hannah's engagement party.
548
00:24:10,701 --> 00:24:12,202
We did?
549
00:24:12,202 --> 00:24:14,580
♪ All I wanna do is go to you ♪
550
00:24:14,580 --> 00:24:16,164
Excuse me!
You wouldn't happen to have
551
00:24:16,164 --> 00:24:17,916
a cell phone charger handy, would you?
552
00:24:17,916 --> 00:24:21,044
Oh, uh, yeah.
Never leave home without it.
553
00:24:21,587 --> 00:24:22,838
Thanks!
554
00:24:22,838 --> 00:24:25,007
Yeah. Yeah, Hannah's a college friend.
555
00:24:25,007 --> 00:24:27,009
♪ Feel you just below the surface ♪
556
00:24:27,009 --> 00:24:29,219
So, uh, what are you doing Friday night?
557
00:24:29,928 --> 00:24:31,513
Having dinner with you.
558
00:24:31,513 --> 00:24:34,057
♪ Holding on until forever ♪
559
00:24:34,057 --> 00:24:36,935
♪ Doesn't seem to feel so far away ♪
560
00:24:38,687 --> 00:24:40,689
♪ Oh, you ♪
561
00:24:40,689 --> 00:24:42,482
♪ I go to you ♪
562
00:24:45,319 --> 00:24:47,029
♪ I go to you ♪
563
00:24:47,654 --> 00:24:49,239
♪ I go to you ♪
564
00:24:49,239 --> 00:24:52,367
♪
565
00:24:52,367 --> 00:24:54,077
♪ I go to you ♪
566
00:24:54,661 --> 00:24:56,288
♪ I go to you ♪
567
00:24:58,749 --> 00:25:00,751
♪ Ooh, I go to you ♪
568
00:25:03,378 --> 00:25:05,380
♪ Ooh, I go to you ♪
569
00:25:05,430 --> 00:25:09,980
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