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- These doors offer a new start, Molly.
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From your first soldering iron,
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to your crypto-mining rig,
to your engineering degree,
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your whole life has led to this moment.
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- Why do you want to work
at Safeword Venture Capital?
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- I'm honored that you,
Bill the Billionaire,
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would even take the time to talk with me.
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I mean, I just recently graduated
from UC Berkeley, so the-
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Cardi B.
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- You're the top venture
capital firm in Silicon Valley.
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You just say Safeword,
and doors open for you.
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I mean, you're the lead
investor in Theranos,
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Juicero, WeWork, all these-
- I know that.
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But why do you wanna work
here? Don't think, act.
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- I'm-
- Wait!
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I'm so good at spotting talent.
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Have you been to Burning Man?
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- Burning Man? I don't
know why that's relevant.
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- Oh, tell me about your
experience at Burning Man.
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- Well, I've been twice.
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I really wanted to go again this year,
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but I couldn't because of just life stuff.
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- Life stuff. Hm.
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Hey, what do you think of this?
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I had it commissioned when I was on keto.
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I literally willed myself
into having a perm.
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What are your thoughts on mumble rap?
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- Mumble rap?
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You mean like Drake and Migos?
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- Yes, like Drake and, mm, Migo.
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- I don't know why that's relevant
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to the role of junior associate.
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- Oh, Molly, it is so relevant.
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- I like them.
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- Great. Me too.
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You're hashtag hired.
- What?
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- Job comes with the usual benefits:
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free massages, private chef,
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oh, and we will pay off
all your student debt
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once you reach 90 days at the firm.
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Pack your bags. We are
headed to Burning Man.
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We need you to assess whether
or not we should invest
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in a self-driving car startup.
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- A self-driving car startup?
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- Yeah, you can't commercialize a commune
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without some shiny new toys.
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There's a young Zuckerberg-type there.
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We need to poach him before Elon.
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- Musk? Give me four hours.
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- No, no, no. No, no.
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We have everything you need.
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A pinata full of party favors, drugs,
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so much glitter, lots of leather,
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which was the favorite
of my last assistant.
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No need to pack. Be at
Moffett Field in two hours.
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- No, I can pack. I'll be ready.
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- No, no. Molly, my jet
will take us to Burning Man.
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leave it all behind
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in ways never known
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where 70,000 call home
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fake white Buddhists
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got water for a week
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reached its peak in '09
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come to plug-in-play
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- Welcome home. Welcome to Burning Man.
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- Get the WiFi going.
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I want it up and running
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by the time I get back from the john.
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I just did an 8 Ball and my
bobo is like .
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What up, playa, here comes a player!
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Sparkle!
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- No, not that one, not
that one. Post that one.
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- Oh, that one.
- Mm-hm, yeah.
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autonomous, autonomous
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autonomous, autonomous
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autonomous, autonomous
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revolutionary technology
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if you follow me
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you a moveable feast
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into hard-to-reach places
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into burning flames
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the ride of your life
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transportation, automation
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autonomous, autonomous
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autonomous, autonomous
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autonomous, autonomous
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- Thank you.
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Oh, my god. My whole life
depends on having this running.
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- Your life? Come on.
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- This demo has to work.
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I've been working on
this car since undergrad.
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I have a really important
presentation tonight.
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I mean, Bill invented the hashtag.
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- He didn't invent the
hashtag. It's the pound sign.
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- I'm sorry, who are you?
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- Hi, I'm, uh, Molly.
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I'm Bill's newest associate.
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I just started today at
his venture capital firm,
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and I am already at Burning Man.
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I've no idea how I got here.
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I thought I bombed that interview.
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- Oh, hey, please don't
tell Bill anything.
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This is basically a new problem.
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And I have to get out of
the dorms at Stanford.
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- Stanford?
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Are you the software genius,
self-driving car creator Joe?
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Like, 30 under 30, TED Fellow,
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Fast Company's Most Creative?
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- I mean, I didn't do it by
myself. My fraternity helped me.
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- Ew. At Stanford?
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- Yeah, at Stanford. We build things.
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- I see.
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I was gonna tell you how
to fix your lidar system,
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but I know you already
know how to do that.
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- Well, I mean, you know,
just for conjecture.
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- Molly!
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This sexy little Nikola Tesla nugget
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only has hours to prepare his speech.
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Don't distract him. How's it going, Joe?
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- Oh-
- No pressure.
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It's only gonna be me, you,
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and the biggest names in Silicon Valley
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under the tent tonight.
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Nail this, and I will
write you a blank check.
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Ooh, I wanna see a demo
now, Joe. But I can wait.
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Ooh, but I wanna see
it now. But I can wait.
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But if you wanna keep
tickling my balls, do it.
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- Uh, no.
- Tickle them, tickle them-
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- No thank you.
- Tickle them, tickle them.
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Ah, that's what I like
to hear, hashtag awesome!
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Remember, at Camp Safeword,
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we don't just have tech
demos, we have fun.
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What do you do?
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Yoga? What is it?
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- I just...
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Nothing.
- Oh, yeah, you're a juicer.
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Speaking of which, our
drugs were confiscated.
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Bureau of Land Management
is on high alert.
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They're stopping every hippie
bus from here to Gerlach.
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I was promised Choco Tacos
and some goddamned molly!
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- I'm right here.
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- No, I meant pure-grade MDMA...
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Molls, could you get some of that?
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- You're joking, there's-
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- Does it look like I'm joking?!
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We need these drugs
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or else tonight's soiree
is going to be a flop!
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Camp Safeword, which I
co-founded with Diddy,
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hosts the most exclusive
soiree at Burning Man.
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I can hold on the Choco
Tacos, but I need my drugs!
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Why does everything
always happen to me?! Why?
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Okay. Okay, B.
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Breathe, Bill.
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Breathe. Breathe.
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Practice the mindfulness exercises
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you've been working on with Sandeep.
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I'm the best, I'm the
best! I'm hashtag blessed!
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I'm the best, I'm the
best! I'm hashtag blessed!
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I'm the best.
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I'm the best.
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I'm back.
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Get me pure-grade MDMA,
enough for the whole camp.
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And, Joe, remember, this is your moment.
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Hashtag don't fuck it up.
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- Don't worry, I know how to fix
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your lidar mount using parts that I've-
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- Yeah, thanks, I got this.
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- Mm.
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Listen, you got a free
ticket to Burning Man.
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Be a Sparkle Pony, sow your wild oats,
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milk a goat, I don't give a fuck.
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Just get me my drugs.
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You know why you got the job?
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- Because of my degree from Berkeley
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and hardware engineering expertise.
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- Sure, you can tell yourself that.
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I have great instincts.
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You know your way around here.
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You know where to find the drugs.
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I checked out your Finsta.
Really interesting content.
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- You found my Finsta?
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- Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, speaking of which,
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I thought of this outfit
for tonight's soiree.
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Really fits the theme.
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It was supposed to be
for my last assistant,
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who walked out yesterday,
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but I think you can squeeze into it,
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and you will look great.
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Now remember, there is
no "no" at Camp Safeword,
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and your bonus and loan
payments are at my discretion.
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Mm?
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Yeah. Mm.
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That's my girl.
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Bill is out.
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spark, spark, Sparkle Pony
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spark, spark, Sparkle Pony
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love My Little Pony
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from the default world
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actor in this play
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spark, spark, Sparkle Pony
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I'd look up to in life
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wire in my dollhouse
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he'd be so bothered
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was really all about
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out things with gear
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actor in this play
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spark, spark, Sparkle Pony
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spark, spark, Sparkle Pony
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- I'm sorry about before.
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I just...
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Well, I'm sorry.
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Wow, he really gave you
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a leather Princess Leia
bikini for a work event.
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- It wouldn't be the most
revealing thing I've ever worn.
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- It's inappropriate.
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- Yeah.
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- God!
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- Jesus! Didn't you cut the power?!
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Well, now it is the most
revealing thing I've ever worn.
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Is that a self-actualizing thing?
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I do that too.
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That's not what I expected.
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pray to Steve Jobs.
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What?
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Valley's against you
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rut in a technical review
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revolution is up to you
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He didn't have to deal
with sexual harassment.
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- Steven Jobs was his own boss,
he invented the Apple IIe,
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and he saved the rainforest.
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- He literally didn't.
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- We can get you drugs,
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and we can figure out
what's wrong with my car.
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- Your lidar rotational mount's burnt.
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You just need to find a replacement motor.
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But I know you already knew that.
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- Right.
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- Ahem.
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- Oh, sorry.
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Okay, I'm ready. All right, go.
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that this world needs
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through technology
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that this world needs
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through technology
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- Okay.
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I'm guessing from your lack of goggles,
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this is your first Burn?
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- Yeah.
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- Stick with me.
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The playa provides, but we're
gonna have to get creative
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if we wanna meet this deadline,
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which means we'll have
to go to my first hookup.
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- These are fun.
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- Hey, bruh, we got the WiFi going.
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If you want to get the livestream going...
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Yeah, all right.
- Party people,
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it's the place to be!
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Welcome to Camp Polyamory!
261
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touching all my sherwani
262
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Uh, that's it.
263
00:20:22,042 --> 00:20:23,267
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
264
00:20:23,267 --> 00:20:24,100
I'm sorry.
265
00:20:25,574 --> 00:20:26,657
- Skirt-skit?
266
00:20:27,654 --> 00:20:29,130
Go over there and make us some drinks.
267
00:20:29,130 --> 00:20:30,797
Yeah. Yeah.
268
00:20:35,130 --> 00:20:38,595
- That's not the rotational
mount I had in mind.
269
00:20:38,595 --> 00:20:41,535
- Hey, Sparkle, welcome back.
270
00:20:41,535 --> 00:20:42,835
Long time.
271
00:20:42,835 --> 00:20:44,654
- I don't go by Sparkle Pony anymore.
272
00:20:44,654 --> 00:20:45,575
- Wait. You know this guy?
273
00:20:51,346 --> 00:20:54,150
Um, she's helping me with
my autonomous vehicle.
274
00:20:59,406 --> 00:21:01,492
- Who talks like that?
275
00:21:01,492 --> 00:21:05,018
- Everyone, Sparkle, get with the program.
276
00:21:05,018 --> 00:21:07,219
Chad, I need a favor.
277
00:21:07,219 --> 00:21:10,051
- What is it? Anything for you.
278
00:21:10,051 --> 00:21:12,081
- I need drugs.
- Drugs!
279
00:21:12,081 --> 00:21:14,648
- Okay. Some kinda sexual?
280
00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:18,020
- Pure-grade MDMA or ecstasy.
- Do you have Percocet?
281
00:21:18,020 --> 00:21:19,790
Molly, Percocet?
282
00:21:19,790 --> 00:21:20,745
No.
283
00:21:20,745 --> 00:21:23,802
Okay, well, what are
you gonna give me in return?
284
00:21:23,802 --> 00:21:26,803
- That's not how Burning Man works.
285
00:21:26,803 --> 00:21:27,636
- Okay.
286
00:21:30,249 --> 00:21:32,421
- The gifting economy runs freely
287
00:21:32,421 --> 00:21:34,879
when people give to each
other without money-
288
00:21:34,879 --> 00:21:36,699
- Okay.
- Without bartering.
289
00:21:36,699 --> 00:21:40,338
- Okay.
290
00:21:40,338 --> 00:21:43,020
- Do you have the MDMA or not?
291
00:21:43,020 --> 00:21:43,853
- Um.
292
00:21:46,161 --> 00:21:47,117
Yeah, I do.
293
00:21:47,117 --> 00:21:48,105
- Great.
294
00:21:48,105 --> 00:21:51,574
- I was, like, starting to
feel it before you came.
295
00:21:51,574 --> 00:21:53,405
You said MDMA, right?
296
00:21:53,405 --> 00:21:54,262
- You put it in the...
297
00:21:54,262 --> 00:21:56,847
- Yeah. I made rolly margs!
298
00:21:56,847 --> 00:21:57,680
Here.
299
00:22:00,596 --> 00:22:02,431
It's for you.
300
00:22:02,431 --> 00:22:03,681
You want?
- I'm gonna go.
301
00:22:03,681 --> 00:22:04,597
- No, no, wait!
302
00:22:04,597 --> 00:22:06,318
There's gonna be party favors
303
00:22:06,318 --> 00:22:07,400
at this event I'm DJing tonight.
304
00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:08,474
And Choco Tacos.
305
00:22:08,474 --> 00:22:10,891
I could probably, like, um...
306
00:22:12,095 --> 00:22:13,923
I could, like, probably get you in.
307
00:22:13,923 --> 00:22:15,752
- Bill's party?
308
00:22:15,752 --> 00:22:18,169
- Yeah! Ah, that guy is dope!
309
00:22:20,488 --> 00:22:22,598
He's, like, on the board of Burning Man.
310
00:22:22,598 --> 00:22:23,735
The guy's a visionary.
311
00:22:23,735 --> 00:22:26,542
They're gonna have some
sorta investor meeting
312
00:22:26,542 --> 00:22:28,832
before the event tonight.
313
00:22:28,832 --> 00:22:31,915
Bill is going to automate Burning Man.
314
00:22:33,154 --> 00:22:36,987
And his Burn is gonna
be better than our Burn,
315
00:22:38,384 --> 00:22:43,236
just like how Disney World is
better than the real world.
316
00:22:46,799 --> 00:22:48,966
- What?
- How do you know Bill?
317
00:22:48,966 --> 00:22:49,851
Did you get wristbands?
318
00:22:49,851 --> 00:22:51,100
- Wristbands?
- Yeah.
319
00:22:51,100 --> 00:22:52,853
- He's my employer. I work for Safeword.
320
00:22:52,853 --> 00:22:55,122
- And I'm presenting my-
- Amaze-balls!
321
00:22:55,122 --> 00:22:58,205
What? I am so, like, so proud of you.
322
00:22:59,189 --> 00:23:02,078
This party's gonna be lit.
323
00:23:02,078 --> 00:23:06,039
And I'm gonna be live streaming
until the party gets rolly,
324
00:23:06,039 --> 00:23:07,888
and then I'm gonna switch to my OnlyFans.
325
00:23:07,888 --> 00:23:09,321
- It's not that kinda party, Chad.
326
00:23:09,321 --> 00:23:11,520
- We can connect, you
know, like old times.
327
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:13,853
I'm bringing Willow and Eve,
328
00:23:17,016 --> 00:23:18,736
and, like, Steve.
329
00:23:18,736 --> 00:23:19,569
- No.
330
00:23:24,728 --> 00:23:25,645
- You okay?
331
00:23:26,569 --> 00:23:29,625
- Yeah. It's kinda weird
seeing it from the other side.
332
00:23:29,625 --> 00:23:32,426
Is this what
Burning Man's all about?
333
00:24:16,139 --> 00:24:17,345
- That yogi was gonna call me.
334
00:24:17,345 --> 00:24:19,652
- Molly, you camped with these people?
335
00:24:19,652 --> 00:24:21,556
- Let me explain.
336
00:24:23,864 --> 00:24:25,927
polyamory camp and met Chad
337
00:24:25,927 --> 00:24:27,680
filled me with his love
338
00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:30,029
sharing, and I mean sharing
339
00:24:48,363 --> 00:24:52,257
autonomous, autonomous
340
00:24:58,909 --> 00:25:03,909
consciousness, consciousness
341
00:25:04,650 --> 00:25:06,650
- What's a shirt cocker?
342
00:25:09,414 --> 00:25:10,414
- Mm. There.
343
00:25:12,187 --> 00:25:14,007
- Oh. That's literal.
344
00:25:14,007 --> 00:25:15,090
Just a shirt.
345
00:25:16,317 --> 00:25:17,721
Oh, my god, that's huge.
346
00:25:17,721 --> 00:25:19,180
Oh, my god, that's so big!
347
00:25:19,180 --> 00:25:20,339
Molly what is that?!
348
00:25:20,339 --> 00:25:21,557
- It's a dust storm.
349
00:25:21,557 --> 00:25:24,489
Put your goggles on. We'll
take shelter in that yurt.
350
00:25:24,489 --> 00:25:26,753
What's a yurt?!
351
00:25:26,753 --> 00:25:27,753
- Huh? Wait.
352
00:25:31,736 --> 00:25:32,569
Molly?!
353
00:25:52,111 --> 00:25:53,389
That was insane.
354
00:25:53,389 --> 00:25:55,120
This isn't Sunnyvale anymore.
355
00:25:57,193 --> 00:26:01,191
Is that a headless Barbie doll?
356
00:26:01,191 --> 00:26:03,160
- I don't care.
357
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:04,833
- Welcome home.
358
00:26:04,833 --> 00:26:07,692
take a load off.
359
00:26:07,692 --> 00:26:08,775
- Oh. Thanks.
360
00:26:09,815 --> 00:26:12,402
Could barely breathe out there.
361
00:26:12,402 --> 00:26:13,830
Oh, smells interesting in here.
362
00:26:13,830 --> 00:26:17,977
- Mm. You two cool with
a gentle contact high?
363
00:26:17,977 --> 00:26:20,707
- I'm from Cali. I think I can hang.
364
00:26:21,710 --> 00:26:23,043
Wow, cool vibes.
365
00:26:24,238 --> 00:26:27,988
This is what I used to
imagine Burning Man was like.
366
00:26:27,988 --> 00:26:29,346
How many Burns have you been to?
367
00:26:30,404 --> 00:26:33,690
- Well, they say, well-aged
and aged well, baby.
368
00:26:33,690 --> 00:26:35,690
I was at the first Burn.
369
00:26:37,396 --> 00:26:42,396
with Janis Joplin
370
00:26:43,006 --> 00:26:48,006
a girl with Kerouac
371
00:27:08,310 --> 00:27:13,310
with the Grateful Dead
372
00:27:18,169 --> 00:27:23,169
I nearly lost my head
373
00:27:24,412 --> 00:27:28,803
know what you're missing
374
00:27:33,743 --> 00:27:38,743
these new age hippies
375
00:27:39,235 --> 00:27:44,235
broths, and flying drones
376
00:27:45,319 --> 00:27:49,719
spirit of Burning Man
377
00:27:54,606 --> 00:27:59,606
just ain't the same
378
00:27:59,916 --> 00:28:04,916
and self-expression
379
00:28:05,296 --> 00:28:10,296
band together at all
380
00:28:21,227 --> 00:28:25,000
better the year before
381
00:28:35,296 --> 00:28:40,296
year's Burn was better
382
00:29:05,347 --> 00:29:10,347
in a multi-colored bus
383
00:29:30,653 --> 00:29:35,653
into the next life
384
00:29:36,262 --> 00:29:41,262
this transformative change
385
00:29:42,609 --> 00:29:47,609
and radically participate
386
00:30:01,917 --> 00:30:06,917
without leaving a trace
387
00:30:17,831 --> 00:30:22,831
better the year before
388
00:30:34,412 --> 00:30:39,412
year's Burn was better
389
00:31:26,891 --> 00:31:28,182
Yes?
390
00:31:28,182 --> 00:31:29,157
- I'm confused.
391
00:31:29,157 --> 00:31:31,456
Nostalgia makes us remember
things as better in the past,
392
00:31:31,456 --> 00:31:33,208
but technology is always improving.
393
00:31:33,208 --> 00:31:36,180
- Mm, not necessarily true, my child.
394
00:31:36,180 --> 00:31:38,193
I mean, I used to code on punch cards
395
00:31:38,193 --> 00:31:39,416
when I was starting out.
396
00:31:39,416 --> 00:31:40,962
- Exactly.
- But that meant we had
397
00:31:40,962 --> 00:31:43,764
to be exact and precise with our code,
398
00:31:43,764 --> 00:31:46,171
whereas nowadays any kid
can watch a YouTube video
399
00:31:46,171 --> 00:31:48,186
and become a programmer.
400
00:31:48,186 --> 00:31:49,544
- You used to code?
401
00:31:49,544 --> 00:31:51,625
- I'd rather talk about human connection
402
00:31:51,625 --> 00:31:54,037
than Viewstamped Replication.
403
00:31:54,037 --> 00:31:56,305
- Oh, you used to code, code.
404
00:31:56,305 --> 00:31:58,279
- Children, the song I
sang has history in it.
405
00:31:58,279 --> 00:32:02,241
But I, I wanna know about you two now.
406
00:32:02,241 --> 00:32:05,419
I feel like I've been waiting for you.
407
00:32:05,419 --> 00:32:06,768
- But you don't even know me.
408
00:32:06,768 --> 00:32:08,252
- Oh. Well, I can fix that.
409
00:32:08,252 --> 00:32:09,726
I'm Hazel.
410
00:32:09,726 --> 00:32:12,878
Out here, they call me Hazel the Hippie.
411
00:32:12,878 --> 00:32:15,211
Come on, sit down, children.
412
00:32:16,348 --> 00:32:18,161
- Oh. Hi, I'm Joe.
413
00:32:18,161 --> 00:32:19,919
Nice to meet you. But I
have to get back to camp.
414
00:32:19,919 --> 00:32:22,361
- There's a dust storm.
415
00:32:22,361 --> 00:32:23,340
I'm Molly.
416
00:32:23,340 --> 00:32:25,007
- Molly, pick three.
417
00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:29,621
This won't take long.
418
00:32:29,621 --> 00:32:30,951
What's your sign?
419
00:32:30,951 --> 00:32:31,909
- Aquarius.
420
00:32:34,042 --> 00:32:35,863
- Free spirit, just like me.
421
00:32:37,410 --> 00:32:41,166
All right, let's see what
the cards have to say.
422
00:32:41,166 --> 00:32:42,042
Hm.
423
00:32:44,858 --> 00:32:45,691
Ooh.
424
00:32:47,216 --> 00:32:51,271
I see a domineering presence in your life
425
00:32:51,271 --> 00:32:52,920
that's keeping you from your potential.
426
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:57,770
- My ex, my father, my new
boss, the list goes on.
427
00:32:57,770 --> 00:33:00,807
- You will rise up to take them down.
428
00:33:02,965 --> 00:33:04,820
Or at least one of them.
429
00:33:04,820 --> 00:33:06,987
Sorry, it's a little hazy.
430
00:33:08,638 --> 00:33:11,126
You came here seeking something.
431
00:33:11,126 --> 00:33:13,055
- Yeah. Replacement parts.
432
00:33:13,055 --> 00:33:15,286
- And drugs. Pure-grade MDMA.
433
00:33:15,286 --> 00:33:17,452
There's this
invite-only soiree tonight,
434
00:33:17,452 --> 00:33:19,067
investor pitch thing.
435
00:33:19,067 --> 00:33:21,734
- I see. It's not Bill's, is it?
436
00:33:22,750 --> 00:33:23,846
- Do the cards say that?
437
00:33:23,846 --> 00:33:27,679
- Nah, I got the Evite
weeks ago. Interesting.
438
00:33:28,875 --> 00:33:30,358
Right.
439
00:33:30,358 --> 00:33:32,275
The sign of your rising
440
00:33:33,630 --> 00:33:36,878
will be when the sheep baas three times.
441
00:33:36,878 --> 00:33:37,711
- Baas?
442
00:33:37,711 --> 00:33:40,982
- Cards say, "Sheep baas three times."
443
00:33:40,982 --> 00:33:42,860
Clairvoyancy works in mysterious ways.
444
00:33:42,860 --> 00:33:43,863
Either you're born with it
445
00:33:43,863 --> 00:33:46,074
or, like me, you get
multiple online degrees
446
00:33:46,074 --> 00:33:47,559
in astrology to master it.
447
00:33:48,397 --> 00:33:49,654
Molly!
448
00:33:49,654 --> 00:33:51,841
- Chad, did you follow me here?
449
00:33:51,841 --> 00:33:53,463
- Yeah, I tried to,
450
00:33:53,463 --> 00:33:56,314
but there was a dust storm,
and I'm still rolling,
451
00:33:56,314 --> 00:33:57,919
and there was this shirt cocker.
452
00:33:57,919 --> 00:33:59,351
- What do you want?
453
00:33:59,351 --> 00:34:01,377
- Well, I thought you were
coming to the cuddle puddle.
454
00:34:01,377 --> 00:34:03,315
I thought we really had
something special, you know?
455
00:34:03,315 --> 00:34:05,065
You, me, Willow, Eve-
456
00:34:06,324 --> 00:34:07,187
- Stop.
457
00:34:07,187 --> 00:34:10,019
- Hey, what about our poly contract, huh?
458
00:34:10,019 --> 00:34:10,900
They have contracts?
459
00:34:10,900 --> 00:34:13,400
- Get everything in
writing in a joint venture.
460
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:15,379
- The contract is over.
461
00:34:15,379 --> 00:34:19,040
I want this experience to be
more than just drugs and tango.
462
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:20,882
- Fair point.
463
00:34:20,882 --> 00:34:21,840
Fair point.
464
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:24,650
But I thought you liked
the dom contract, you know?
465
00:34:24,650 --> 00:34:26,163
You know I'd sub for you any day-
466
00:34:26,163 --> 00:34:27,525
- That was a phase.
467
00:34:27,525 --> 00:34:30,442
I've grown. I won't say up but out.
468
00:34:32,505 --> 00:34:34,588
And maybe you should too.
469
00:34:35,595 --> 00:34:38,734
Come on, Joe, let's go find these drugs.
470
00:34:38,734 --> 00:34:40,768
It was really nice meeting you.
471
00:34:40,768 --> 00:34:42,435
- Thank you.
- Mm-hm.
472
00:34:47,173 --> 00:34:51,006
Hoo, earth child, you
got a lot of work to do.
473
00:34:53,835 --> 00:34:58,335
- I really like Molly, and
Willow, and Eve, and Steve.
474
00:34:59,572 --> 00:35:01,338
- I can see that, baby.
475
00:35:01,338 --> 00:35:05,171
And it's okay. Hazel's
gonna take care of you.
476
00:35:06,395 --> 00:35:09,645
You see, your self is like a labyrinth.
477
00:35:10,865 --> 00:35:14,962
You need to take off the
mask, journey inward,
478
00:35:14,962 --> 00:35:17,129
and shed your former self.
479
00:35:18,954 --> 00:35:20,586
- Are you trying to seduce me?
480
00:35:20,586 --> 00:35:22,001
- Hm?
- 'Cause Chad's down.
481
00:35:22,001 --> 00:35:22,911
- Wait, what?
482
00:35:22,911 --> 00:35:23,994
- Unpeel me, Hazel.
483
00:35:23,994 --> 00:35:25,899
- Ho! Wait, slow your roll, baby.
484
00:35:25,899 --> 00:35:26,732
Slow your roll.
485
00:35:29,350 --> 00:35:31,811
Listen to me, when I ask you,
486
00:35:31,811 --> 00:35:34,394
"Who is Chad?" what do you say?
487
00:35:35,491 --> 00:35:38,940
- Um, well, I'm a
badass, former Vine star,
488
00:35:38,940 --> 00:35:40,509
soon-to-be celebrity DJ
489
00:35:40,509 --> 00:35:42,943
with tens of thousands of
followers on social media.
490
00:35:42,943 --> 00:35:44,011
Church!
- No, no, no, no,
491
00:35:44,011 --> 00:35:44,878
no, no, no, no.
492
00:35:44,878 --> 00:35:48,338
Those are just labels
from the default world.
493
00:35:48,338 --> 00:35:51,421
I'm gonna ask you again, who is Chad?
494
00:35:53,676 --> 00:35:55,097
- Chadwick Edmund Wikowski?
495
00:35:55,097 --> 00:35:56,473
I don't know.
- All right, all right, baby.
496
00:35:56,473 --> 00:35:58,179
Come here, sit down. Come down here.
497
00:35:58,179 --> 00:35:59,292
Come down here.
- Okay.
498
00:35:59,292 --> 00:36:01,216
- Let's go. Unlock your chakras.
499
00:36:12,301 --> 00:36:15,051
- I love everyone and everything.
500
00:36:16,546 --> 00:36:20,802
And I just wanna spread
my love, like Prince.
501
00:36:20,802 --> 00:36:24,641
- Yes, yes, and the universe is ready
502
00:36:24,641 --> 00:36:26,578
for you to spread your love.
503
00:36:26,578 --> 00:36:31,148
But first, you need to learn
to treat everyone as equals,
504
00:36:31,148 --> 00:36:33,065
starting with yourself.
505
00:36:35,637 --> 00:36:36,470
Okay.
506
00:36:37,662 --> 00:36:39,335
I've learned a lot of life lessons
507
00:36:39,335 --> 00:36:41,835
by taking heavy hallucinogens.
508
00:36:43,035 --> 00:36:45,732
I happen to have a special
tea that might help.
509
00:36:45,732 --> 00:36:46,974
- Oh, I keep it one hun.
510
00:36:48,570 --> 00:36:49,810
- Yeah, I don't know what that means,
511
00:36:49,810 --> 00:36:51,361
but I think it's a yes?
512
00:36:51,361 --> 00:36:52,327
- Oh, for sure, yeah.
513
00:36:52,327 --> 00:36:53,606
- Oh, okay.
514
00:37:01,531 --> 00:37:03,372
There's DMT in this cup.
515
00:37:03,372 --> 00:37:06,305
It's fast-acting, derived from ayahuasca.
516
00:37:06,305 --> 00:37:08,196
I brewed it from the
leaves of a caapi vine
517
00:37:08,196 --> 00:37:11,029
gifted to me by an Urarina shaman.
518
00:37:11,879 --> 00:37:13,617
It ain't your average tea.
519
00:37:13,617 --> 00:37:16,498
- I think I heard about this
on the Joe Rogan podcast.
520
00:37:16,498 --> 00:37:17,860
I think I'm in the right place to try it.
521
00:37:17,860 --> 00:37:19,097
- Be sure.
522
00:37:19,097 --> 00:37:24,097
Once sipped, some don't go
back to their former selves.
523
00:37:24,190 --> 00:37:26,857
I will watch over you, my child.
524
00:37:30,451 --> 00:37:32,618
- Oh, holy Hyphy Movement.
525
00:37:33,489 --> 00:37:34,579
Teach me, oracle.
526
00:37:34,579 --> 00:37:37,211
- You're here to teach yourself.
527
00:37:37,211 --> 00:37:39,501
Buckle up, baby, you are flying inward.
528
00:37:39,501 --> 00:37:42,501
Release your chi and drink your tea.
529
00:37:50,478 --> 00:37:51,478
- Ooh. Whoa.
530
00:40:43,564 --> 00:40:45,147
I'm tripping balls.
531
00:40:50,188 --> 00:40:51,099
- Surprising themed.
532
00:40:51,099 --> 00:40:51,932
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
533
00:40:51,932 --> 00:40:53,049
- It looks good on your face.
534
00:40:53,049 --> 00:40:56,082
- Ooh, unleash your spirit!
535
00:40:56,082 --> 00:40:58,689
Ooh, let your juices flow!
536
00:40:58,689 --> 00:41:00,689
Unclench your sphincter!
537
00:41:02,758 --> 00:41:03,591
- Yeah, I don't think they'll have
538
00:41:03,591 --> 00:41:04,496
the motor we're looking for.
539
00:41:04,496 --> 00:41:06,036
- The drugs either.
540
00:41:06,036 --> 00:41:10,265
- Release those harmful
toxins, those chem trails,
541
00:41:10,265 --> 00:41:12,854
the fluorides poisoning our waters.
542
00:41:12,854 --> 00:41:13,839
Waters.
543
00:41:15,139 --> 00:41:18,297
- Do you know what toxins
are being fed to the whales?
544
00:41:18,297 --> 00:41:20,508
- The whales.
- Release those harmful
545
00:41:20,508 --> 00:41:23,508
injections and let your juices flow.
546
00:41:24,982 --> 00:41:26,348
Ooh.
547
00:41:26,348 --> 00:41:28,832
- Yo, bro! Stop by the
Spring Break Bro Camp!
548
00:41:28,832 --> 00:41:31,411
We're doing Picklebacks to Nickelback!
549
00:41:31,411 --> 00:41:33,412
Spin the wheel, get spanked.
550
00:41:35,364 --> 00:41:38,254
Yes! That means you get spanked.
551
00:41:38,254 --> 00:41:39,087
Bend over.
552
00:41:39,087 --> 00:41:39,920
- What? All right.
553
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:41,260
Oh.
554
00:41:41,260 --> 00:41:43,021
Oh, that was nice.
555
00:41:44,994 --> 00:41:46,107
- Hey, it's not Picklebacks.
556
00:41:46,107 --> 00:41:48,107
It's Fireball. Fireball!
557
00:41:51,057 --> 00:41:53,035
You know, it's half the
calories of a Jagerbomb.
558
00:41:53,035 --> 00:41:55,087
We're about radical self-expression here.
559
00:41:55,087 --> 00:41:56,008
- Then how come you all dress
560
00:41:56,008 --> 00:41:57,508
and look the same?
561
00:41:59,070 --> 00:42:01,517
- Heh! Good one, bro.
562
00:42:01,517 --> 00:42:02,350
Now open up.
563
00:42:09,273 --> 00:42:11,039
- Oh, yeah, this is what
we drink at the frat.
564
00:42:11,039 --> 00:42:13,650
- You're, what, like, 25,
and you still live on campus?
565
00:42:13,650 --> 00:42:15,637
Uh, it's graduate
housing at Stanford.
566
00:42:15,637 --> 00:42:16,669
- Mm, at Stanford?
567
00:42:16,669 --> 00:42:18,552
- Yeah, at Stanford.
- Hey, I got a joke for you.
568
00:42:18,552 --> 00:42:21,993
How do you know that
someone went to Stanford?
569
00:42:21,993 --> 00:42:24,878
They tell you within the first
90 seconds of meeting them,
570
00:42:24,878 --> 00:42:26,220
which is literally what you told me
571
00:42:26,220 --> 00:42:28,591
in the first 90 seconds of me meeting you,
572
00:42:28,591 --> 00:42:32,022
that you went to Stanford.
573
00:42:32,022 --> 00:42:33,685
Hi!
574
00:42:33,685 --> 00:42:37,227
- Hi. What brings you to
this side of the dusty playa?
575
00:42:37,227 --> 00:42:39,862
- I'm looking to score
some pure-grade MDMA.
576
00:42:39,862 --> 00:42:40,862
- Mm, mm-hm.
577
00:42:42,073 --> 00:42:44,156
Shrooms, uppers, downers,
578
00:42:46,482 --> 00:42:48,982
Special K, Children's Tylenol.
579
00:42:50,503 --> 00:42:53,048
Looks like our medicine
cabinet is all out of supplies.
580
00:42:53,048 --> 00:42:54,438
I'm gonna have to send you to Thunderhome.
581
00:42:54,438 --> 00:42:56,215
- Oh, thank you.
582
00:42:56,215 --> 00:42:57,056
- If you're ever in
the neighborhood again,
583
00:42:57,056 --> 00:42:58,893
come by for a spanking.
584
00:42:58,893 --> 00:43:00,095
- Ooh.
- We will.
585
00:43:00,095 --> 00:43:00,928
Thanks.
586
00:43:02,648 --> 00:43:05,065
- Welcome to the Thunderhome!
587
00:43:07,154 --> 00:43:09,421
Two people may enter, one may win,
588
00:43:09,421 --> 00:43:12,010
unless, unless you have,
you know, like, four people,
589
00:43:12,010 --> 00:43:13,623
and then as a tag team, that's two-on-two,
590
00:43:13,623 --> 00:43:15,035
so you have four people that enter,
591
00:43:15,035 --> 00:43:16,093
and then that means two may win.
592
00:43:16,093 --> 00:43:17,923
But if you wanna add
one more person to that,
593
00:43:17,923 --> 00:43:19,517
so that means it's, like,
six people that enter,
594
00:43:19,517 --> 00:43:21,040
so that means it's a
three-on-three, right?
595
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:22,175
So that means six people enter,
596
00:43:22,175 --> 00:43:23,189
and then three people may win,
597
00:43:23,189 --> 00:43:26,340
but with that, with the three people,
598
00:43:26,340 --> 00:43:28,297
that could be every man for himself,
599
00:43:28,297 --> 00:43:30,908
so essentially, one person is the winner.
600
00:43:30,908 --> 00:43:32,799
Right. All right, look at the sign.
601
00:43:32,799 --> 00:43:35,216
Don't bitch. Have a good one.
602
00:43:38,677 --> 00:43:40,767
- Hazel, hi. What are you doing here?
603
00:43:40,767 --> 00:43:42,968
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
604
00:43:42,968 --> 00:43:44,426
This camp?
605
00:43:44,426 --> 00:43:47,926
This is about immediacy and participation.
606
00:43:50,231 --> 00:43:52,648
There are no spectators here.
607
00:43:53,871 --> 00:43:54,704
- Okay.
608
00:43:55,918 --> 00:43:56,751
Mm-hm.
609
00:43:57,688 --> 00:43:59,105
What's happening?
610
00:44:39,260 --> 00:44:40,614
I don't know what just happened.
611
00:44:40,614 --> 00:44:42,669
- Hey, it turns out we have a hundred tabs
612
00:44:42,669 --> 00:44:44,345
of ecstasy in our camp.
613
00:44:44,345 --> 00:44:46,876
Take these. We're supposed
to be a clean and sober camp.
614
00:44:46,876 --> 00:44:47,709
- Thank you!
615
00:44:48,890 --> 00:44:50,731
The playa provides.
616
00:44:50,731 --> 00:44:52,064
- Yeah. Come on.
617
00:44:54,850 --> 00:44:57,252
Hazel, what is this?
618
00:44:57,252 --> 00:45:01,752
- This, oh, this is the heart
and soul of Burning Man.
619
00:45:04,145 --> 00:45:06,978
This coming together in community,
620
00:45:08,316 --> 00:45:09,743
each individual championing
621
00:45:09,743 --> 00:45:11,985
their own radical self-expression,
622
00:45:11,985 --> 00:45:14,839
while honoring the same in others.
623
00:45:15,672 --> 00:45:19,248
This, this Burning Man experiment,
624
00:45:19,248 --> 00:45:22,206
this is the human experience uncorked
625
00:45:22,206 --> 00:45:26,464
and poured out onto the desert
for one week every year.
626
00:45:26,464 --> 00:45:28,664
It's our greatest intention
627
00:45:28,664 --> 00:45:32,831
and our highest creative
expression made manifest.
628
00:46:02,246 --> 00:46:07,079
in embracing warmth
629
00:46:14,921 --> 00:46:19,921
brighter than everything
630
00:47:11,913 --> 00:47:13,692
I'm up here for Camp Safeword.
631
00:47:15,195 --> 00:47:17,128
- Fuck, fuck, fuck my fucking...
632
00:47:17,128 --> 00:47:19,211
Holy Ghost of Steve Jobs.
633
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:23,472
Molly, where've you been?
We've been looking for you.
634
00:47:23,472 --> 00:47:24,556
- Oh.
635
00:47:24,556 --> 00:47:27,889
- There's something different about you.
636
00:47:28,824 --> 00:47:30,974
I don't like it.
637
00:47:30,974 --> 00:47:32,057
Walk with me.
638
00:47:32,922 --> 00:47:36,472
Joe, let me give you a
little piece of advice.
639
00:47:36,472 --> 00:47:38,162
When I was a young man,
much like yourself,
640
00:47:38,162 --> 00:47:40,245
well, not quite like you,
641
00:47:41,655 --> 00:47:45,018
Steve Jobs cornered me in an elevator.
642
00:47:45,018 --> 00:47:48,057
He smelled of cedar and power,
643
00:47:48,057 --> 00:47:51,224
and he said, "Bill, don't fuck it up."
644
00:47:52,516 --> 00:47:56,175
That was the best career
advice I have ever received,
645
00:47:56,175 --> 00:47:58,745
and I'm passing it along to you,
646
00:47:58,745 --> 00:48:01,078
much like herpes but better.
647
00:48:02,436 --> 00:48:03,548
- It's okay, a lot of people have it-
648
00:48:03,548 --> 00:48:05,601
- Joe, go work on the tech demo.
649
00:48:08,660 --> 00:48:09,493
Mm.
650
00:48:15,460 --> 00:48:17,661
Molly, this is molly.
651
00:48:17,661 --> 00:48:19,940
I asked you to get mushrooms!
652
00:48:19,940 --> 00:48:21,963
I don't want my investors
humping each other,
653
00:48:21,963 --> 00:48:23,931
I want their minds blown by my speech!
654
00:48:23,931 --> 00:48:24,874
- You said ecstasy.
655
00:48:24,874 --> 00:48:27,166
- I didn't ask for molly, Molly.
656
00:48:27,166 --> 00:48:28,653
I have one of the great
memories of all time.
657
00:48:28,653 --> 00:48:29,740
Are you calling me a liar?
658
00:48:29,740 --> 00:48:31,282
- No.
659
00:48:31,282 --> 00:48:34,143
- I ask you to do one
thing, go mushroom shopping,
660
00:48:34,143 --> 00:48:35,840
and you, you fuck it up.
661
00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:37,703
Do you have any idea what
this makes me look like?
662
00:48:37,703 --> 00:48:39,644
I went to all this effort to create an-
663
00:48:39,644 --> 00:48:41,035
- In the spirit of Burning Man, like-
664
00:48:41,035 --> 00:48:42,646
- Don't interrupt me!
665
00:48:45,629 --> 00:48:47,962
"The spirit of Burning Man?"
666
00:48:49,980 --> 00:48:51,766
This place is garbage!
667
00:48:51,766 --> 00:48:56,099
I mean, it is literally
surrounded by a trash fence!
668
00:48:57,358 --> 00:48:59,029
I got on the board to terraform this place
669
00:48:59,029 --> 00:49:01,220
into something valuable,
670
00:49:01,220 --> 00:49:04,483
and not just porta potties
surrounded by stacks of sticks
671
00:49:04,483 --> 00:49:07,650
and tents from Walmart,
and cuddle puddles,
672
00:49:07,650 --> 00:49:10,067
and puppy piles, and furries,
673
00:49:10,909 --> 00:49:14,248
and some kinda weird
human centipede sex act,
674
00:49:14,248 --> 00:49:15,219
I still don't understand it,
675
00:49:15,219 --> 00:49:18,552
and this, what the fuckity fuck is this?
676
00:49:21,408 --> 00:49:25,235
Gee golly, Miss Molly
doesn't know the difference
677
00:49:25,235 --> 00:49:27,537
between pills and shrooms.
678
00:49:27,537 --> 00:49:31,036
I'm about to drop the
most earth-shattering talk
679
00:49:31,036 --> 00:49:33,286
on the motherfucking playa!
680
00:49:40,264 --> 00:49:42,984
what have you heard
681
00:49:42,984 --> 00:49:46,157
welcome to the new Burn
682
00:49:46,157 --> 00:49:49,226
down, burn and pillage
683
00:49:49,226 --> 00:49:52,777
b-b-b-Burning Village
684
00:50:05,122 --> 00:50:06,122
I'm amazing.
685
00:50:08,065 --> 00:50:10,004
Here's what we're gonna do.
686
00:50:10,004 --> 00:50:11,890
Investors will be here soon.
687
00:50:11,890 --> 00:50:14,899
We'll put these into the
swag bags for the Gen Z-ers.
688
00:50:14,899 --> 00:50:17,205
They eat laundry pods for Christ's sakes,
689
00:50:17,205 --> 00:50:18,716
they won't even know what this is.
690
00:50:18,716 --> 00:50:19,895
- I don't think that that's a good idea.
691
00:50:19,895 --> 00:50:21,162
- Well, I'm not paying you to think,
692
00:50:21,162 --> 00:50:23,038
I am paying you for the leather bikini,
693
00:50:23,038 --> 00:50:25,958
which I don't see you wearing.
694
00:50:25,958 --> 00:50:28,066
- It's inappropriate.
695
00:50:28,066 --> 00:50:30,033
I'm a junior associate at your firm.
696
00:50:30,033 --> 00:50:32,220
- "I'm a junior associate at your," okay?
697
00:50:32,220 --> 00:50:33,194
- It's inappropriate.
698
00:50:33,194 --> 00:50:34,738
- Molly.
- And I'm not wearing it.
699
00:50:36,390 --> 00:50:37,223
- Molly.
700
00:50:38,808 --> 00:50:41,058
Molly, Molly, Molly, Molly.
701
00:50:44,449 --> 00:50:48,866
You pretend to be new at
this, but I know you're not.
702
00:50:50,926 --> 00:50:55,676
You are, oh, what's the word,
experienced at Burning Man.
703
00:50:57,201 --> 00:51:00,118
I know you've worn next to nothing.
704
00:51:01,358 --> 00:51:04,191
I know you've done hardcore drugs.
705
00:51:06,027 --> 00:51:11,014
I know you've been part of
the poly camp with my DJ.
706
00:51:11,014 --> 00:51:12,705
This is not an outside ask.
707
00:51:12,705 --> 00:51:15,168
- How did you find that out?
- Safeword Venture Capital
708
00:51:15,168 --> 00:51:17,624
is the world-leading venture capital firm,
709
00:51:17,624 --> 00:51:19,974
investing in the tech
of the further future.
710
00:51:19,974 --> 00:51:21,054
- Doesn't make any sense.
711
00:51:21,054 --> 00:51:24,383
- We vet our hires through
every means possible
712
00:51:24,383 --> 00:51:27,505
to ensure the content of
their character reflects
713
00:51:27,505 --> 00:51:32,505
the ethics of our institution.
714
00:51:32,586 --> 00:51:33,419
Oh.
715
00:51:34,377 --> 00:51:35,210
Mm.
716
00:51:37,103 --> 00:51:38,969
Sweet cheeks.
717
00:51:38,969 --> 00:51:40,647
Get the leather on.
718
00:51:40,647 --> 00:51:41,777
Or you can be replaced like...
719
00:51:45,392 --> 00:51:49,142
Investors will be here
in 60, mm, 59 minutes.
720
00:51:52,462 --> 00:51:54,212
Remember, life stuff.
721
00:52:29,608 --> 00:52:34,608
this preposterous place
722
00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:58,320
spark, spark, Sparkle Pony
723
00:53:06,639 --> 00:53:07,472
- Molly!
724
00:53:10,370 --> 00:53:13,253
Molly! I'm looking for Molly!
725
00:53:13,253 --> 00:53:14,707
- I got molly.
726
00:53:14,707 --> 00:53:16,189
- What do you know about Molly?
727
00:53:16,189 --> 00:53:17,946
- Everybody know about molly.
728
00:53:17,946 --> 00:53:19,007
You're not a cop, are you?
729
00:53:19,007 --> 00:53:20,374
- I need Molly
- Ooh, cha!
730
00:53:20,374 --> 00:53:22,820
- Huh?
- You need an Ambien.
731
00:53:22,820 --> 00:53:23,653
- No, oh,
732
00:53:23,653 --> 00:53:25,620
not that kinda molly.
733
00:53:25,620 --> 00:53:26,652
Sparkle Pony.
734
00:53:26,652 --> 00:53:27,902
What?
735
00:53:30,434 --> 00:53:31,267
- Sparkle?
736
00:53:34,073 --> 00:53:36,026
Oh. Oh, are you in there?
737
00:53:36,026 --> 00:53:37,257
Go away, Chad.
738
00:53:37,257 --> 00:53:39,004
- Oh, I was just hoping
that we could talk.
739
00:53:39,004 --> 00:53:40,280
Can it wait until tomorrow?
740
00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:41,370
- Well, I was really-
- Or never?
741
00:53:41,370 --> 00:53:42,902
- Well, I was really hoping
that I could possibly-
742
00:53:42,902 --> 00:53:43,841
- What do you want, Chad?
743
00:53:43,841 --> 00:53:44,773
- Huh?
- Are you here to rub
744
00:53:44,773 --> 00:53:48,847
my choices in my face like everyone else?
745
00:53:48,847 --> 00:53:50,205
- You okay?
746
00:53:50,205 --> 00:53:51,808
- Yes.
747
00:53:51,808 --> 00:53:53,517
- You're lying.
748
00:53:53,517 --> 00:53:54,852
- Yeah.
749
00:53:54,852 --> 00:53:55,685
- Okay.
750
00:53:58,714 --> 00:54:00,556
Are you okay?
- Do I look okay?
751
00:54:00,556 --> 00:54:02,037
- Well, it's kinda...
752
00:54:02,037 --> 00:54:04,654
I can't really tell. It's,
like, super bright out here.
753
00:54:04,654 --> 00:54:07,457
- Wait, did you really just
ask me how I'm feeling?
754
00:54:07,457 --> 00:54:10,540
- Yeah. Seemed like you are not okay.
755
00:54:11,506 --> 00:54:13,056
Oh, is there anything I can do?
756
00:54:13,056 --> 00:54:14,292
- Okay, what is this really about?
757
00:54:14,292 --> 00:54:15,125
- What? No, no, no.
758
00:54:15,125 --> 00:54:16,570
I just wanted to-
- Tango?
759
00:54:16,570 --> 00:54:19,363
- No, I'm actually looking
for an aux cable for my phone,
760
00:54:19,363 --> 00:54:21,788
for this thing I'm doing later.
761
00:54:21,788 --> 00:54:25,871
Anyway, I just wanted to
tell you that I'm sorry.
762
00:54:26,911 --> 00:54:31,911
Um, you know, I want all this
freedom to spread my love,
763
00:54:32,010 --> 00:54:34,368
but I'm selfish with my love.
764
00:54:34,368 --> 00:54:37,394
And I'm seeing all these people.
765
00:54:37,394 --> 00:54:39,371
I'm with them, and I feel like
766
00:54:39,371 --> 00:54:43,389
I don't communicate
with any of them, so...
767
00:54:43,389 --> 00:54:45,472
And I feel different now.
768
00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:49,151
Hazel really took off some layers.
769
00:54:49,151 --> 00:54:51,217
No, no, not like that. Ew, Molly.
770
00:54:51,217 --> 00:54:53,134
But she went inside me.
771
00:54:55,729 --> 00:54:57,644
And she took me to a place
772
00:54:57,644 --> 00:54:59,513
I haven't been in a really long time.
773
00:54:59,513 --> 00:55:04,169
And for a few hours, it seemed
like I was, like, a dolphin.
774
00:55:04,169 --> 00:55:06,473
It's a lot to unpack.
775
00:55:06,473 --> 00:55:11,473
But I just wanted to
say I'm sorry.
776
00:55:12,044 --> 00:55:16,926
- I have spent my entire life
taking care of other people.
777
00:55:16,926 --> 00:55:18,410
Today, I've decided that I'm going
778
00:55:18,410 --> 00:55:21,592
to take care of myself first.
779
00:55:21,592 --> 00:55:23,090
- Oh, yeah.
780
00:55:23,090 --> 00:55:25,148
- I support you, but that's some work
781
00:55:25,148 --> 00:55:26,418
you're gonna have to do on your own.
782
00:55:26,418 --> 00:55:27,751
Mm. Mm.
783
00:55:30,647 --> 00:55:32,351
- I gotta go to this party.
- No, no, yeah, you should go.
784
00:55:32,351 --> 00:55:35,090
But I just really wanted to give you this.
785
00:55:35,090 --> 00:55:35,931
- Why?
786
00:55:35,931 --> 00:55:36,895
- What?
- Why?
787
00:55:36,895 --> 00:55:38,303
- Well, actually, it's like a symbol
788
00:55:38,303 --> 00:55:39,949
of how everything is so crazy here,
789
00:55:39,949 --> 00:55:41,372
but it can all come together and mesh.
790
00:55:41,372 --> 00:55:42,316
They blend together-
791
00:55:42,316 --> 00:55:43,353
- You're still coming down.
- Yeah, I know.
792
00:55:43,353 --> 00:55:44,631
I'm definitely still-
- It's fine, I'll take it.
793
00:55:44,631 --> 00:55:45,801
- I just want you to have it.
- Thank you.
794
00:55:45,801 --> 00:55:47,489
- Molly! Molly.
795
00:55:47,489 --> 00:55:49,406
- Molly?! I have molly!
796
00:55:53,319 --> 00:55:55,902
Geez. Okay, fuck your Burn too.
797
00:55:58,520 --> 00:55:59,353
- Molly, I need your help.
798
00:55:59,353 --> 00:56:00,219
I still have some pieces
799
00:56:00,219 --> 00:56:01,328
that I have to find for the lidar mount,
800
00:56:01,328 --> 00:56:02,907
and their thing is in, like, 30 minutes.
801
00:56:02,907 --> 00:56:06,321
- Ooh! I gotta get a plug for my thing.
802
00:56:06,321 --> 00:56:09,238
No, not that kinda plug, but maybe.
803
00:56:10,915 --> 00:56:12,166
But also an aux cable.
804
00:56:17,009 --> 00:56:19,259
- Wait, Chad, your blender.
805
00:56:23,939 --> 00:56:25,939
Couldn't be that simple.
806
00:56:30,368 --> 00:56:31,785
The playa provides.
807
00:56:42,024 --> 00:56:45,580
pray to Steve Jobs
808
00:56:45,580 --> 00:56:50,580
Valley's against you
809
00:56:59,092 --> 00:57:04,092
rut of a technical review
810
00:57:12,721 --> 00:57:17,721
revolution is up to you
811
00:57:18,112 --> 00:57:22,971
would Steve, no, AOC do
812
00:57:22,971 --> 00:57:26,137
do, do, do, do do do
813
00:57:53,886 --> 00:57:57,330
that this world needs
814
00:57:57,330 --> 00:58:00,778
through technology
815
00:58:00,778 --> 00:58:04,147
that this world needs
816
00:58:04,147 --> 00:58:07,217
through technology
817
00:58:14,178 --> 00:58:16,385
Oh! Ooh, the anti-collision system works.
818
00:58:16,385 --> 00:58:17,869
- Yeah, it could use some calibration.
819
00:58:35,430 --> 00:58:36,601
- What are the sheeple doing here?
820
00:58:36,601 --> 00:58:38,509
Baa, our sign will be
821
00:58:38,509 --> 00:58:41,882
when the sheep baas three times.
822
00:58:41,882 --> 00:58:43,915
- Hazel, what are you doing here?
823
00:58:43,915 --> 00:58:46,527
- Shepherding the flock, my star child.
824
00:58:46,527 --> 00:58:48,608
We're protesting your boss.
825
00:58:48,608 --> 00:58:50,116
- Bill's investor party?
826
00:58:50,116 --> 00:58:53,074
- No, his Burning Village.
827
00:58:53,074 --> 00:58:56,074
Turns out, the federal government
is selling land out west,
828
00:58:56,074 --> 00:58:59,546
and Bill is the highest
bidder for Black Rock Desert.
829
00:58:59,546 --> 00:59:02,217
I fear what will happen to
this place if he takes over.
830
00:59:02,217 --> 00:59:03,759
- What?
- You didn't know?
831
00:59:03,759 --> 00:59:05,224
- No.
- Bill's plans for
832
00:59:05,224 --> 00:59:07,388
"a tastefully curated living experience"
833
00:59:07,388 --> 00:59:10,126
will literally destroy
Burning Man as we know it.
834
00:59:10,126 --> 00:59:11,951
- The One Percent will fly
in on their private jets
835
00:59:11,951 --> 00:59:14,051
to experience this Burning Man Lite.
836
00:59:14,051 --> 00:59:17,055
He'll raise ticket prices
to unsustainable levels,
837
00:59:17,055 --> 00:59:19,242
which is not what Burning
Man was founded on.
838
00:59:19,242 --> 00:59:20,183
- We have to do something.
839
00:59:20,183 --> 00:59:22,382
- His presentation starts any minute now!
840
00:59:22,382 --> 00:59:24,854
If he gets funded, we get punted!
841
00:59:24,854 --> 00:59:26,775
- Don't let Bill privatize the desert!
842
00:59:26,775 --> 00:59:29,135
Keep the Libertarians out of our utopia!
843
00:59:29,135 --> 00:59:30,926
- End unnecessary male circumcision!
844
00:59:30,926 --> 00:59:31,822
- No, baby, not that.
845
00:59:31,822 --> 00:59:34,423
- Yes, they're being sheeple, baby!
846
00:59:34,423 --> 00:59:36,130
It's culture jamming,
847
00:59:36,130 --> 00:59:39,445
just like we used to do
with the Cacophony Society!
848
00:59:39,445 --> 00:59:40,415
- Baa!
849
00:59:40,415 --> 00:59:41,998
Baa! Baa!
850
00:59:44,110 --> 00:59:47,422
- Joe, take the car! I have an idea.
851
00:59:47,422 --> 00:59:50,672
Hazel, I think I have something to say.
852
00:59:52,615 --> 00:59:55,556
- The playa provides, baby.
853
00:59:56,668 --> 00:59:59,370
- My fellow sheeple, right now,
854
00:59:59,370 --> 01:00:01,645
influencers and tech CEOs are deciding
855
01:00:01,645 --> 01:00:03,602
the fate of this place.
856
01:00:03,602 --> 01:00:06,614
We are fighting for our
right to be who we are
857
01:00:06,614 --> 01:00:09,124
in a world that doesn't
think that we belong.
858
01:00:09,124 --> 01:00:10,943
- Baa!
- We are here to save
859
01:00:10,943 --> 01:00:13,911
the playa before they fleece us out
860
01:00:13,911 --> 01:00:15,291
of the place that what we love!
861
01:00:15,291 --> 01:00:17,676
- You better believe!
- We are not gonna baa
862
01:00:17,676 --> 01:00:20,119
into the good night and
have our dreams deferred
863
01:00:20,119 --> 01:00:23,087
by culture vultures
stealing what we create!
864
01:00:23,087 --> 01:00:25,946
They have already gentrified
my hometown of Oakland,
865
01:00:25,946 --> 01:00:27,666
but I gotta draw the line somewhere.
866
01:00:27,666 --> 01:00:30,276
And for me, today, that line is here,
867
01:00:30,276 --> 01:00:32,359
so who's coming with me?!
868
01:00:38,089 --> 01:00:40,339
And there will be drugs and booze there!
869
01:00:51,357 --> 01:00:52,274
- Yes, man.
870
01:01:07,374 --> 01:01:08,451
- Hey. Hey.
871
01:01:08,451 --> 01:01:09,587
The fuck are you doing?
872
01:01:09,587 --> 01:01:11,071
This is the third time
you've played that song.
873
01:01:11,071 --> 01:01:13,378
- Oh, little JoJo Siwa wants
me to play it over and over
874
01:01:13,378 --> 01:01:15,197
till she gets the timing
right for her TikTok.
875
01:01:15,197 --> 01:01:16,659
- No, that's good. Keep doing that.
876
01:01:16,659 --> 01:01:17,492
- Yeah.
877
01:01:18,776 --> 01:01:20,933
It's weird seeing this
from the other side.
878
01:01:20,933 --> 01:01:23,636
- Hey, I don't know what your problem is,
879
01:01:23,636 --> 01:01:26,744
but you need to stop fucking
me and start fucking yourself.
880
01:01:26,744 --> 01:01:29,245
I am paying you in massive exposure.
881
01:01:29,245 --> 01:01:30,935
Now, I'm about to make my entrance,
882
01:01:30,935 --> 01:01:33,352
drop that motherfucking bass.
883
01:01:39,486 --> 01:01:41,153
- Hey, party people!
884
01:01:42,346 --> 01:01:44,581
Are y'all ready right meow?!
885
01:01:44,581 --> 01:01:48,996
I'm about to drop this bass
like a self-exploratory trip
886
01:01:48,996 --> 01:01:52,788
that makes you question the societal norms
887
01:01:52,788 --> 01:01:55,017
you've been saddled with
your whole lives, okay?!
888
01:01:55,017 --> 01:01:57,918
So dance, but have a good time!
889
01:01:57,918 --> 01:01:59,328
- Hey, hey, hey, hey!
890
01:01:59,328 --> 01:02:00,911
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
891
01:02:01,823 --> 01:02:02,823
BillConnect!
892
01:02:03,937 --> 01:02:04,770
Whazzup?!
893
01:02:06,870 --> 01:02:09,120
We are changing the future!
894
01:02:11,053 --> 01:02:12,960
Everybody, property developers,
895
01:02:12,960 --> 01:02:15,047
developers, developers, developers,
896
01:02:15,047 --> 01:02:16,683
developers, developers!
- Developers, developers.
897
01:02:16,683 --> 01:02:17,516
- Ah.
898
01:02:20,156 --> 01:02:23,525
Hey. Hey, I see you, Gwyneth Paltrow.
899
01:02:23,525 --> 01:02:26,570
I got your candle. Really
does smell like, mm-hm.
900
01:02:26,570 --> 01:02:29,096
And, Oprah?! You get a yurt!
901
01:02:29,096 --> 01:02:30,949
And you get a yurt! And you get a yurt!
902
01:02:30,949 --> 01:02:35,203
Oh, is that Ja Rule?! Hey,
hey, loved your festival.
903
01:02:35,203 --> 01:02:37,573
Totally believable...
904
01:02:37,573 --> 01:02:39,484
Tiger King.
905
01:02:39,484 --> 01:02:41,411
You're still relevant?
906
01:02:41,411 --> 01:02:42,244
That doesn't matter.
907
01:02:42,244 --> 01:02:44,721
Thanks so much for coming to the soiree!
908
01:02:44,721 --> 01:02:47,260
Hey, hey, hey, hey, I'm so high,
909
01:02:47,260 --> 01:02:49,593
hey, welcome to BillConnect,
910
01:02:50,651 --> 01:02:53,734
or, or b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-BillCON!
911
01:02:58,691 --> 01:03:02,300
You know me, self-made billionaire,
912
01:03:02,300 --> 01:03:05,967
tech investor, entrepreneur,
playboy, zaddy.
913
01:03:09,613 --> 01:03:12,863
Yes, Billionaire is my legal last name.
914
01:03:17,603 --> 01:03:20,352
Tonight is not about me, no!
915
01:03:20,352 --> 01:03:21,688
No. No, no, no, no.
916
01:03:21,688 --> 01:03:24,447
Tonight is about the
future, future, future,
917
01:03:24,447 --> 01:03:27,239
future, future, future, future.
918
01:03:27,239 --> 01:03:30,022
We're taking the best
parts of Burning Man,
919
01:03:30,022 --> 01:03:32,605
and curating them just for you,
920
01:03:34,228 --> 01:03:39,214
without all the hippies,
and furries, and moopers.
921
01:03:39,214 --> 01:03:40,907
We will use automation
922
01:03:40,907 --> 01:03:43,662
to create the tax-free Libertarian utopia
923
01:03:43,662 --> 01:03:45,912
we've all been dreaming of.
924
01:03:48,202 --> 01:03:50,112
We can recruit the top programmers
925
01:03:50,112 --> 01:03:52,413
in the world and fly them here.
926
01:03:52,413 --> 01:03:54,413
They can build and create,
927
01:03:54,413 --> 01:03:59,413
unfettered by laws and pesky
regulations and, mm, ethics.
928
01:03:59,652 --> 01:04:02,485
Let us open a free trade of ideas,
929
01:04:03,648 --> 01:04:06,239
and create the automated
city of the future
930
01:04:06,239 --> 01:04:08,968
that I'm calling, wait for it,
931
01:04:08,968 --> 01:04:11,635
b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-Burning Village!
932
01:04:45,427 --> 01:04:48,578
to its rightful owners
933
01:04:48,578 --> 01:04:53,411
b-b-b-bitch, move over
934
01:05:01,262 --> 01:05:04,220
And for tonight's keynote address,
935
01:05:04,220 --> 01:05:06,960
we wanna introduce a
bright, supple, young mind
936
01:05:06,960 --> 01:05:10,691
that we here at Safeword are
hoping to get into bed with,
937
01:05:10,691 --> 01:05:11,781
and not just missionary.
938
01:05:11,781 --> 01:05:15,282
We want all the kinks. We love his ideas!
939
01:05:15,282 --> 01:05:19,654
We wanna get inside him,
and we hope you will too.
940
01:05:19,654 --> 01:05:22,904
Allow me to introduce Joe and his aCar!
941
01:05:36,641 --> 01:05:37,474
- Ahem.
942
01:05:38,490 --> 01:05:39,323
Ahem.
943
01:05:44,143 --> 01:05:46,404
They say the wheel can't be reinvented,
944
01:05:46,404 --> 01:05:48,425
but I would argue against it.
945
01:05:48,425 --> 01:05:50,045
Um, I'm offering a revolutionary
946
01:05:50,045 --> 01:05:50,878
technology that's-
- Yes.
947
01:05:50,878 --> 01:05:53,693
That's so revolutionary. It's amazing.
948
01:05:53,693 --> 01:05:55,729
All right, here you go, champ. Keep going.
949
01:05:55,729 --> 01:05:56,924
Eye on the prize. Come on.
950
01:05:56,924 --> 01:05:57,757
- What?
951
01:05:59,165 --> 01:06:02,248
Um, or how about the aCar to cut jobs
952
01:06:04,225 --> 01:06:07,316
and modernize your
shipping infrastructure,
953
01:06:07,316 --> 01:06:10,149
um, stop jobs from going overseas,
954
01:06:11,613 --> 01:06:13,696
compete with the Chinese?
955
01:06:15,350 --> 01:06:18,200
Um, I've got a revolutionary technology
956
01:06:18,200 --> 01:06:20,024
that's better than them all combined.
957
01:06:20,024 --> 01:06:23,544
Um, we can revolutionize, mobilize,
958
01:06:23,544 --> 01:06:25,711
and privatize Burning Man.
959
01:06:28,144 --> 01:06:32,227
And these hippies stans
will never see it coming.
960
01:06:34,338 --> 01:06:36,956
Um, think outside the road
961
01:06:36,956 --> 01:06:38,823
and get ready for the ride of your life.
962
01:06:38,823 --> 01:06:41,636
We've reinvented
transportation, automation,
963
01:06:41,636 --> 01:06:46,053
intelli-humanoidal collaboration,
and I'm calling it,
964
01:06:49,903 --> 01:06:51,320
I'm calling it...
965
01:06:55,133 --> 01:06:57,466
I'm not calling it anything.
966
01:06:59,100 --> 01:07:00,433
I can't do this.
967
01:07:05,728 --> 01:07:06,811
Sorry. Sorry.
968
01:07:08,752 --> 01:07:09,835
Um, fuck you.
969
01:07:10,718 --> 01:07:11,551
- Yeah, fuck...
970
01:07:11,551 --> 01:07:15,541
Fuck me? Joe, what do
you think you're doing?
971
01:07:15,541 --> 01:07:17,012
- Look, I built this car to help people,
972
01:07:17,012 --> 01:07:19,291
not for rich people to joyride in.
973
01:07:19,291 --> 01:07:21,349
I know I came here to pitch my tech,
974
01:07:21,349 --> 01:07:26,259
but I didn't build this car
for you, I built it for them!
975
01:07:26,259 --> 01:07:29,420
No, not them. Like, they're outside.
976
01:07:29,420 --> 01:07:31,228
I know I'm supposed to say
something really profound here,
977
01:07:31,228 --> 01:07:34,108
but I'm still processing it.
978
01:07:34,108 --> 01:07:34,999
Molly, do you-
979
01:07:34,999 --> 01:07:36,995
- I sure can. Baa!
980
01:07:36,995 --> 01:07:38,779
- Baa!
- Oh, god, what is this,
981
01:07:38,779 --> 01:07:40,842
a flash mob?!
982
01:07:46,570 --> 01:07:47,955
- Silence!
983
01:07:47,955 --> 01:07:49,618
- These Burners are expressing
984
01:07:49,618 --> 01:07:52,611
their civic responsibility
and participation,
985
01:07:52,611 --> 01:07:54,741
key principles of Burning
Man that you've thrown
986
01:07:54,741 --> 01:07:57,129
under the bus with your Burning Village.
987
01:07:57,129 --> 01:07:57,962
- No, no, no, no, no.
988
01:07:57,962 --> 01:08:00,188
This woman is pulling
the wool over your eyes.
989
01:08:00,188 --> 01:08:01,359
- That's not funny, that's wack.
990
01:08:01,359 --> 01:08:03,284
- Molly, you got me the wrong drugs,
991
01:08:03,284 --> 01:08:05,382
you started this crappy dinner theater,
992
01:08:05,382 --> 01:08:07,484
and you're still not in your bikini.
993
01:08:07,484 --> 01:08:08,451
- It burned.
994
01:08:08,451 --> 01:08:10,017
- Yes! Free the nipple!
995
01:08:10,017 --> 01:08:11,006
That is not what I meant.
996
01:08:11,006 --> 01:08:11,935
Well, then what you meant.
997
01:08:11,935 --> 01:08:16,435
- Okay. Bill, your toxic
masculinity is exhausting me.
998
01:08:17,368 --> 01:08:20,587
Get a coloring book and a therapist, okay?
999
01:08:20,587 --> 01:08:23,638
Burning Man is not a
playground for the One Percent!
1000
01:08:23,638 --> 01:08:26,877
- Take that shit to Coachella.
1001
01:08:26,877 --> 01:08:27,728
Do you have any idea of what
1002
01:08:27,728 --> 01:08:29,988
you're making me look like?
1003
01:08:29,988 --> 01:08:32,141
Yourself.
1004
01:08:32,141 --> 01:08:33,633
- I'm warning you, I will-
- If you wanna fire me,
1005
01:08:33,633 --> 01:08:34,746
go ahead.
1006
01:08:34,746 --> 01:08:36,028
What happens in the default world
1007
01:08:36,028 --> 01:08:38,535
has no effect on me here on the playa.
1008
01:08:38,535 --> 01:08:41,613
I'm home. I've found my strength here.
1009
01:08:41,613 --> 01:08:43,321
I'm confident.
1010
01:08:43,321 --> 01:08:44,617
I am here now.
1011
01:08:52,213 --> 01:08:54,813
out things with gears
1012
01:09:07,255 --> 01:09:12,255
the actor in this play
1013
01:09:53,503 --> 01:09:56,662
- Yeah, the kids are here now, William.
1014
01:09:56,662 --> 01:09:59,151
Oh, and the new age is leaving you behind.
1015
01:09:59,151 --> 01:10:00,791
- I don't know where you get off, Hazel.
1016
01:10:00,791 --> 01:10:02,105
You're part of the One Percent!
1017
01:10:02,105 --> 01:10:03,836
- What?
1018
01:10:03,836 --> 01:10:04,753
- Oh, Bill.
1019
01:10:06,280 --> 01:10:08,903
Yes, it's true, children.
1020
01:10:08,903 --> 01:10:11,192
Out here, I'm known as Hazel the Hippie,
1021
01:10:11,192 --> 01:10:15,650
but in the default world, I
go by Shirley Booth Werner.
1022
01:10:16,939 --> 01:10:19,395
The inventor
of the clamshell laptop.
1023
01:10:19,395 --> 01:10:22,829
- Now, I may be wealthy
in the default world,
1024
01:10:22,829 --> 01:10:27,162
but I live the principles
of Burning Man year-round.
1025
01:10:28,176 --> 01:10:30,120
I'm an angel investor.
1026
01:10:30,120 --> 01:10:32,502
I fund small startups and nonprofits
1027
01:10:32,502 --> 01:10:36,321
that work to improve the human experience.
1028
01:10:36,321 --> 01:10:40,404
the
minute you get out of
1029
01:10:40,404 --> 01:10:44,385
any kind of contract with
this bozo, you give me a call.
1030
01:10:44,385 --> 01:10:47,145
Yes, tech goddess.
- No, no, no, no, no, no!
1031
01:10:47,145 --> 01:10:51,125
BillConnect is my party;
this will be my desert!
1032
01:10:51,125 --> 01:10:53,616
- Bill, you cannot
throw an exclusive party
1033
01:10:53,616 --> 01:10:56,318
when Burning Man is
about radical inclusion.
1034
01:10:56,318 --> 01:10:58,469
- Can't you see that I'm the victim here?
1035
01:10:58,469 --> 01:11:00,486
No one in history has been treated-
1036
01:11:02,654 --> 01:11:03,805
I'm the best, I'm the best!
1037
01:11:03,805 --> 01:11:06,707
I'm hashtag blessed!
- Oh, that's enough, Bill!
1038
01:11:06,707 --> 01:11:09,466
I mean, I was a dolphin a couple hours ago
1039
01:11:09,466 --> 01:11:14,455
and I think we all agree
with Hazel, you're a clown.
1040
01:11:22,187 --> 01:11:23,020
- Good one, Bill.
1041
01:11:23,020 --> 01:11:24,564
- Okay.
- Excellent.
1042
01:11:24,564 --> 01:11:26,403
- Chad, drop the bass.
1043
01:11:26,403 --> 01:11:29,251
And let's turn this into a dance party!
1044
01:11:31,732 --> 01:11:33,361
- Yes!
1045
01:11:35,680 --> 01:11:37,847
Hey, you're a real leader.
1046
01:11:39,779 --> 01:11:43,497
I think I can see a
place for you in my firm.
1047
01:11:43,497 --> 01:11:46,365
- I really appreciate
the work that you do,
1048
01:11:46,365 --> 01:11:48,516
but out here on the playa,
1049
01:11:48,516 --> 01:11:50,614
I'm free and I do not
wanna talk about business.
1050
01:11:50,614 --> 01:11:52,000
- I gotcha.
1051
01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:54,850
- But let's have coffee, and not tea,
1052
01:11:54,850 --> 01:11:56,963
in the real world.
1053
01:11:56,963 --> 01:11:58,986
- That sounds good to me, Molly.
1054
01:11:58,986 --> 01:12:01,826
- You can call me Sparkle. Sparkle Pony.
1055
01:12:01,826 --> 01:12:03,694
- Ooh, all right, Sparkle Pony.
1056
01:12:03,694 --> 01:12:07,141
- Let's do it.
- Let's walk this way.
1057
01:12:40,827 --> 01:12:45,827
better than the year before
1058
01:12:47,321 --> 01:12:52,321
better than the year before
1059
01:12:58,806 --> 01:13:02,132
autonomous, autonomous
1060
01:13:02,132 --> 01:13:04,650
autonomous, autonomous
1061
01:13:06,222 --> 01:13:11,222
really made a spark
1062
01:13:18,743 --> 01:13:23,743
but came out on top
1063
01:13:32,930 --> 01:13:37,930
than the year before
1064
01:13:39,344 --> 01:13:44,344
than the year before
1065
01:13:50,344 --> 01:13:53,582
autonomous, autonomous
1066
01:15:28,423 --> 01:15:30,682
- Oh, I'm still going?
1067
01:15:30,682 --> 01:15:31,581
Yeah.
1068
01:15:33,676 --> 01:15:36,096
Drink your tea.
1069
01:15:36,096 --> 01:15:37,513
- Down the hatch.
1070
01:15:43,463 --> 01:15:44,900
So hot.
1071
01:15:47,340 --> 01:15:49,416
- That's it.
1072
01:15:49,416 --> 01:15:50,557
Just a little bit more.
1073
01:15:50,557 --> 01:15:51,392
- It's so horrible.
1074
01:15:51,392 --> 01:15:53,096
Oh, is it? It's all right.
1075
01:15:53,096 --> 01:15:54,075
It'll be worth it in the end,
1076
01:15:54,075 --> 01:15:54,910
I promise.
- And it tastes terrible.
1077
01:15:54,910 --> 01:15:55,843
- It's all right.
1078
01:15:55,843 --> 01:15:56,839
Oh, get-
- Okay.
1079
01:15:56,839 --> 01:15:58,427
Here we go.
- Get...
1080
01:15:58,427 --> 01:15:59,688
- Down the hatch.
- Oh.
1081
01:15:59,688 --> 01:16:01,021
- Last bit.
- Mm.
1082
01:16:02,167 --> 01:16:03,167
- There's actually still more.
1083
01:16:03,167 --> 01:16:04,611
- Okay.
- Okay, here we go.
1084
01:16:06,376 --> 01:16:07,219
It's a deep cup.
1085
01:16:07,219 --> 01:16:08,824
Okay, I could
pour less next time.
1086
01:16:08,824 --> 01:16:11,157
- No, no.
- That's all right.
1087
01:16:15,123 --> 01:16:17,450
Oh, I'm tripping balls.
1088
01:16:17,450 --> 01:16:18,850
- Fuck you.
1089
01:16:18,850 --> 01:16:20,522
Fuck me?
1090
01:16:20,522 --> 01:16:23,007
What do you think you're doing, Joe?
1091
01:16:23,007 --> 01:16:24,634
- I-
- Say it.
1092
01:16:24,634 --> 01:16:27,200
No, say it.
- I hate you so much.
1093
01:16:27,200 --> 01:16:28,935
- Why?
- 'Cause you remind me-
1094
01:16:28,935 --> 01:16:30,492
- Of your father.
- Of my father.
1095
01:16:33,789 --> 01:16:34,622
Huh?
- Bend over.
1096
01:16:34,622 --> 01:16:36,070
- Oh, I broke your fan.
1097
01:16:36,070 --> 01:16:38,160
But that felt good.
1098
01:16:40,267 --> 01:16:41,600
- Good one, bro.
1099
01:16:42,848 --> 01:16:44,803
That means you get spanked!
1100
01:16:44,803 --> 01:16:46,061
Bend over.
1101
01:16:46,061 --> 01:16:47,556
- Oh.
1102
01:16:48,910 --> 01:16:49,835
Well...
1103
01:16:49,835 --> 01:16:52,023
- Jagerbomb.
1104
01:16:52,023 --> 01:16:54,330
We're all about radical
self-expression here.
1105
01:16:54,330 --> 01:16:56,858
Yes! That means you get spanked.
1106
01:16:56,858 --> 01:16:57,691
Bend over.
1107
01:17:02,297 --> 01:17:03,334
Yes!
1108
01:17:03,334 --> 01:17:05,262
- It's all right. There's another one.
1109
01:17:07,348 --> 01:17:08,860
- Michael!
- Sorry, guys.
1110
01:17:08,860 --> 01:17:10,927
I'm really not winning today.
1111
01:17:10,927 --> 01:17:15,376
do, do, do, do do do
1112
01:17:15,376 --> 01:17:16,459
- Turn it on.
1113
01:17:26,819 --> 01:17:27,729
Beautiful.
1114
01:17:41,850 --> 01:17:45,261
that this world needs
1115
01:17:45,261 --> 01:17:48,680
through technology
1116
01:17:48,680 --> 01:17:52,166
that this world needs
1117
01:17:52,166 --> 01:17:55,148
through technology
1118
01:18:11,666 --> 01:18:12,499
Beautiful.
1119
01:18:14,742 --> 01:18:15,959
Now, I've sat here and listened
1120
01:18:15,959 --> 01:18:17,399
to this entire thing,
1121
01:18:17,399 --> 01:18:19,999
and a couple hours ago, I was a dolphin,
1122
01:18:19,999 --> 01:18:22,828
but I can still tell that
I think you are a very mean
1123
01:18:22,828 --> 01:18:24,828
or rude and ugly person.
1124
01:18:28,786 --> 01:18:30,036
- I'm not ugly.
1125
01:18:32,714 --> 01:18:35,846
I think there is
a place for you in my firm.
1126
01:18:35,846 --> 01:18:38,483
I really appreciate
the work that you do,
1127
01:18:38,483 --> 01:18:40,754
but I am free on the playa,
1128
01:18:40,754 --> 01:18:42,469
and I do not wanna talk about business.
1129
01:18:42,469 --> 01:18:43,351
- Gotcha.
- Me?
1130
01:18:43,351 --> 01:18:45,270
Hey, Joe, what do you think you're doing?
1131
01:18:45,270 --> 01:18:47,458
- Oh, I'm not doing the speech.
1132
01:18:47,458 --> 01:18:49,658
I think I'm gonna go to, I don't know,
1133
01:18:49,658 --> 01:18:50,815
massage therapy school or something.
1134
01:18:50,815 --> 01:18:52,768
There's one in Costa Rica.
It's, like, really good.
1135
01:18:52,768 --> 01:18:53,756
- Why would you go to Costa Rica?
1136
01:18:53,756 --> 01:18:54,652
- Bye.
1137
01:18:54,652 --> 01:18:56,400
Joe, what do you
think you're doing here?
1138
01:18:56,400 --> 01:18:58,840
- Well, I built this car for poor people.
1139
01:18:58,840 --> 01:19:00,196
I built this car for poor people.
1140
01:19:01,044 --> 01:19:03,813
What do you think you're doing?
1141
01:19:03,813 --> 01:19:06,483
- I don't wanna do this anymore.
1142
01:19:06,483 --> 01:19:08,159
- And Steve.
1143
01:19:08,159 --> 01:19:08,992
- No.
1144
01:19:15,988 --> 01:19:18,338
- Okay, I'm leaving, but on my own accord.
1145
01:19:18,338 --> 01:19:23,108
I'm choosing to go. You
cannot kick me out of BillCON.
1146
01:19:23,108 --> 01:19:24,529
I invented the hashtag.
1147
01:19:24,529 --> 01:19:26,178
- Bill, bye.
1148
01:19:26,178 --> 01:19:27,011
Bye-bye.
1149
01:19:28,105 --> 01:19:28,938
Bye-bye.
1150
01:19:31,137 --> 01:19:31,970
Goodbye.
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