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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:55,264 --> 00:00:59,277 - These doors offer a new start, Molly. 4 00:00:59,277 --> 00:01:01,069 From your first soldering iron, 5 00:01:01,069 --> 00:01:05,569 to your crypto-mining rig, to your engineering degree, 6 00:01:07,689 --> 00:01:10,939 your whole life has led to this moment. 7 00:01:30,484 --> 00:01:32,845 - Why do you want to work at Safeword Venture Capital? 8 00:01:32,845 --> 00:01:35,376 - I'm honored that you, Bill the Billionaire, 9 00:01:35,376 --> 00:01:37,669 would even take the time to talk with me. 10 00:01:37,669 --> 00:01:39,957 I mean, I just recently graduated from UC Berkeley, so the- 11 00:01:42,022 --> 00:01:43,439 Cardi B. 12 00:01:45,475 --> 00:01:48,103 - You're the top venture capital firm in Silicon Valley. 13 00:01:48,103 --> 00:01:51,072 You just say Safeword, and doors open for you. 14 00:01:51,072 --> 00:01:52,970 I mean, you're the lead investor in Theranos, 15 00:01:52,970 --> 00:01:54,665 Juicero, WeWork, all these- - I know that. 16 00:01:54,665 --> 00:01:57,180 But why do you wanna work here? Don't think, act. 17 00:01:57,180 --> 00:01:58,821 - I'm- - Wait! 18 00:01:58,821 --> 00:02:00,516 I'm so good at spotting talent. 19 00:02:03,938 --> 00:02:04,896 Have you been to Burning Man? 20 00:02:04,896 --> 00:02:06,995 - Burning Man? I don't know why that's relevant. 21 00:02:06,995 --> 00:02:09,201 - Oh, tell me about your experience at Burning Man. 22 00:02:09,201 --> 00:02:10,409 - Well, I've been twice. 23 00:02:10,409 --> 00:02:11,789 I really wanted to go again this year, 24 00:02:11,789 --> 00:02:14,924 but I couldn't because of just life stuff. 25 00:02:14,924 --> 00:02:16,341 - Life stuff. Hm. 26 00:02:18,543 --> 00:02:19,995 Hey, what do you think of this? 27 00:02:19,995 --> 00:02:21,975 I had it commissioned when I was on keto. 28 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:25,147 I literally willed myself into having a perm. 29 00:02:25,147 --> 00:02:26,362 What are your thoughts on mumble rap? 30 00:02:26,362 --> 00:02:27,401 - Mumble rap? 31 00:02:27,401 --> 00:02:28,444 You mean like Drake and Migos? 32 00:02:28,444 --> 00:02:29,909 - Yes, like Drake and, mm, Migo. 33 00:02:29,909 --> 00:02:31,204 - I don't know why that's relevant 34 00:02:31,204 --> 00:02:32,667 to the role of junior associate. 35 00:02:32,667 --> 00:02:34,456 - Oh, Molly, it is so relevant. 36 00:02:34,456 --> 00:02:35,737 - I like them. 37 00:02:35,737 --> 00:02:37,070 - Great. Me too. 38 00:02:39,995 --> 00:02:41,593 You're hashtag hired. - What? 39 00:02:41,593 --> 00:02:43,440 - Job comes with the usual benefits: 40 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:45,179 free massages, private chef, 41 00:02:45,179 --> 00:02:47,559 oh, and we will pay off all your student debt 42 00:02:47,559 --> 00:02:49,479 once you reach 90 days at the firm. 43 00:02:49,479 --> 00:02:52,418 Pack your bags. We are headed to Burning Man. 44 00:02:52,418 --> 00:02:54,517 We need you to assess whether or not we should invest 45 00:02:54,517 --> 00:02:56,092 in a self-driving car startup. 46 00:02:56,092 --> 00:02:58,874 - A self-driving car startup? 47 00:02:58,874 --> 00:03:01,351 - Yeah, you can't commercialize a commune 48 00:03:01,351 --> 00:03:04,211 without some shiny new toys. 49 00:03:04,211 --> 00:03:05,632 There's a young Zuckerberg-type there. 50 00:03:05,632 --> 00:03:07,322 We need to poach him before Elon. 51 00:03:07,322 --> 00:03:09,020 - Musk? Give me four hours. 52 00:03:09,020 --> 00:03:10,014 - No, no, no. No, no. 53 00:03:10,014 --> 00:03:12,395 We have everything you need. 54 00:03:12,395 --> 00:03:14,878 A pinata full of party favors, drugs, 55 00:03:14,878 --> 00:03:16,907 so much glitter, lots of leather, 56 00:03:16,907 --> 00:03:19,138 which was the favorite of my last assistant. 57 00:03:19,138 --> 00:03:21,337 No need to pack. Be at Moffett Field in two hours. 58 00:03:21,337 --> 00:03:22,876 - No, I can pack. I'll be ready. 59 00:03:22,876 --> 00:03:27,876 - No, no. Molly, my jet will take us to Burning Man. 60 00:03:52,298 --> 00:03:55,507 leave it all behind 61 00:03:55,507 --> 00:03:59,035 in ways never known 62 00:03:59,035 --> 00:04:04,035 where 70,000 call home 63 00:04:09,889 --> 00:04:11,370 fake white Buddhists 64 00:04:13,066 --> 00:04:15,546 got water for a week 65 00:04:38,675 --> 00:04:43,675 reached its peak in '09 66 00:04:46,567 --> 00:04:49,937 come to plug-in-play 67 00:05:06,394 --> 00:05:09,644 - Welcome home. Welcome to Burning Man. 68 00:05:17,311 --> 00:05:18,408 - Get the WiFi going. 69 00:05:18,408 --> 00:05:19,774 I want it up and running 70 00:05:19,774 --> 00:05:21,535 by the time I get back from the john. 71 00:05:21,535 --> 00:05:26,085 I just did an 8 Ball and my bobo is like . 72 00:05:26,085 --> 00:05:29,283 What up, playa, here comes a player! 73 00:05:29,283 --> 00:05:30,811 Sparkle! 74 00:05:31,687 --> 00:05:33,881 - No, not that one, not that one. Post that one. 75 00:05:33,881 --> 00:05:35,964 - Oh, that one. - Mm-hm, yeah. 76 00:06:26,566 --> 00:06:30,195 autonomous, autonomous 77 00:06:30,195 --> 00:06:33,678 autonomous, autonomous 78 00:06:33,678 --> 00:06:38,199 autonomous, autonomous 79 00:06:41,569 --> 00:06:43,960 revolutionary technology 80 00:06:47,502 --> 00:06:49,711 if you follow me 81 00:06:51,941 --> 00:06:53,905 you a moveable feast 82 00:06:55,591 --> 00:06:58,163 into hard-to-reach places 83 00:06:58,163 --> 00:07:00,564 into burning flames 84 00:07:06,539 --> 00:07:08,671 the ride of your life 85 00:07:08,671 --> 00:07:11,011 transportation, automation 86 00:07:21,417 --> 00:07:24,617 autonomous, autonomous 87 00:07:24,617 --> 00:07:28,533 autonomous, autonomous 88 00:07:28,533 --> 00:07:32,487 autonomous, autonomous 89 00:07:55,905 --> 00:07:57,077 - Thank you. 90 00:07:58,113 --> 00:08:01,054 Oh, my god. My whole life depends on having this running. 91 00:08:01,054 --> 00:08:02,522 - Your life? Come on. 92 00:08:02,522 --> 00:08:03,483 - This demo has to work. 93 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:04,843 I've been working on this car since undergrad. 94 00:08:04,843 --> 00:08:08,319 I have a really important presentation tonight. 95 00:08:08,319 --> 00:08:10,079 I mean, Bill invented the hashtag. 96 00:08:10,079 --> 00:08:14,314 - He didn't invent the hashtag. It's the pound sign. 97 00:08:14,314 --> 00:08:16,579 - I'm sorry, who are you? 98 00:08:16,579 --> 00:08:18,329 - Hi, I'm, uh, Molly. 99 00:08:20,677 --> 00:08:22,465 I'm Bill's newest associate. 100 00:08:22,465 --> 00:08:24,229 I just started today at his venture capital firm, 101 00:08:24,229 --> 00:08:26,007 and I am already at Burning Man. 102 00:08:26,007 --> 00:08:27,024 I've no idea how I got here. 103 00:08:27,024 --> 00:08:28,375 I thought I bombed that interview. 104 00:08:28,375 --> 00:08:29,960 - Oh, hey, please don't tell Bill anything. 105 00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:31,479 This is basically a new problem. 106 00:08:31,479 --> 00:08:33,458 And I have to get out of the dorms at Stanford. 107 00:08:33,458 --> 00:08:34,375 - Stanford? 108 00:08:35,708 --> 00:08:39,026 Are you the software genius, self-driving car creator Joe? 109 00:08:39,026 --> 00:08:40,426 Like, 30 under 30, TED Fellow, 110 00:08:40,426 --> 00:08:41,986 Fast Company's Most Creative? 111 00:08:41,986 --> 00:08:44,633 - I mean, I didn't do it by myself. My fraternity helped me. 112 00:08:44,633 --> 00:08:46,133 - Ew. At Stanford? 113 00:08:48,273 --> 00:08:51,293 - Yeah, at Stanford. We build things. 114 00:08:51,293 --> 00:08:52,126 - I see. 115 00:08:53,183 --> 00:08:54,994 I was gonna tell you how to fix your lidar system, 116 00:08:54,994 --> 00:08:58,577 but I know you already know how to do that. 117 00:08:59,711 --> 00:09:03,879 - Well, I mean, you know, just for conjecture. 118 00:09:03,879 --> 00:09:05,194 - Molly! 119 00:09:05,194 --> 00:09:07,875 This sexy little Nikola Tesla nugget 120 00:09:07,875 --> 00:09:10,171 only has hours to prepare his speech. 121 00:09:10,171 --> 00:09:12,161 Don't distract him. How's it going, Joe? 122 00:09:12,161 --> 00:09:13,440 - Oh- - No pressure. 123 00:09:13,440 --> 00:09:14,798 It's only gonna be me, you, 124 00:09:14,798 --> 00:09:16,820 and the biggest names in Silicon Valley 125 00:09:16,820 --> 00:09:18,309 under the tent tonight. 126 00:09:18,309 --> 00:09:22,668 Nail this, and I will write you a blank check. 127 00:09:22,668 --> 00:09:25,876 Ooh, I wanna see a demo now, Joe. But I can wait. 128 00:09:25,876 --> 00:09:28,561 Ooh, but I wanna see it now. But I can wait. 129 00:09:28,561 --> 00:09:31,974 But if you wanna keep tickling my balls, do it. 130 00:09:31,974 --> 00:09:33,476 - Uh, no. - Tickle them, tickle them- 131 00:09:33,476 --> 00:09:35,494 - No thank you. - Tickle them, tickle them. 132 00:09:35,494 --> 00:09:37,893 Ah, that's what I like to hear, hashtag awesome! 133 00:09:37,893 --> 00:09:40,010 Remember, at Camp Safeword, 134 00:09:40,010 --> 00:09:43,593 we don't just have tech demos, we have fun. 135 00:09:45,445 --> 00:09:47,465 What do you do? 136 00:09:47,465 --> 00:09:48,635 Yoga? What is it? 137 00:09:48,635 --> 00:09:49,468 - I just... 138 00:09:49,468 --> 00:09:51,184 Nothing. - Oh, yeah, you're a juicer. 139 00:09:51,184 --> 00:09:53,540 Speaking of which, our drugs were confiscated. 140 00:09:53,540 --> 00:09:56,082 Bureau of Land Management is on high alert. 141 00:09:56,082 --> 00:09:58,100 They're stopping every hippie bus from here to Gerlach. 142 00:09:58,100 --> 00:10:00,980 I was promised Choco Tacos and some goddamned molly! 143 00:10:00,980 --> 00:10:01,991 - I'm right here. 144 00:10:01,991 --> 00:10:03,950 - No, I meant pure-grade MDMA... 145 00:10:03,950 --> 00:10:05,590 Molls, could you get some of that? 146 00:10:05,590 --> 00:10:06,555 - You're joking, there's- 147 00:10:06,555 --> 00:10:09,222 - Does it look like I'm joking?! 148 00:10:10,084 --> 00:10:11,224 We need these drugs 149 00:10:11,224 --> 00:10:14,119 or else tonight's soiree is going to be a flop! 150 00:10:14,119 --> 00:10:16,406 Camp Safeword, which I co-founded with Diddy, 151 00:10:16,406 --> 00:10:19,476 hosts the most exclusive soiree at Burning Man. 152 00:10:19,476 --> 00:10:22,456 I can hold on the Choco Tacos, but I need my drugs! 153 00:10:22,456 --> 00:10:25,891 Why does everything always happen to me?! Why? 154 00:10:25,891 --> 00:10:27,058 Okay. Okay, B. 155 00:10:28,115 --> 00:10:29,875 Breathe, Bill. 156 00:10:29,875 --> 00:10:31,292 Breathe. Breathe. 157 00:10:32,712 --> 00:10:35,274 Practice the mindfulness exercises 158 00:10:35,274 --> 00:10:37,042 you've been working on with Sandeep. 159 00:10:40,433 --> 00:10:42,114 I'm the best, I'm the best! I'm hashtag blessed! 160 00:10:42,114 --> 00:10:44,965 I'm the best, I'm the best! I'm hashtag blessed! 161 00:10:44,965 --> 00:10:46,048 I'm the best. 162 00:10:47,219 --> 00:10:48,302 I'm the best. 163 00:10:50,909 --> 00:10:51,742 I'm back. 164 00:10:52,818 --> 00:10:56,243 Get me pure-grade MDMA, enough for the whole camp. 165 00:10:56,243 --> 00:10:59,796 And, Joe, remember, this is your moment. 166 00:10:59,796 --> 00:11:01,879 Hashtag don't fuck it up. 167 00:11:04,509 --> 00:11:05,891 - Don't worry, I know how to fix 168 00:11:05,891 --> 00:11:07,153 your lidar mount using parts that I've- 169 00:11:07,153 --> 00:11:09,403 - Yeah, thanks, I got this. 170 00:11:11,919 --> 00:11:12,752 - Mm. 171 00:11:17,027 --> 00:11:20,297 Listen, you got a free ticket to Burning Man. 172 00:11:20,297 --> 00:11:22,938 Be a Sparkle Pony, sow your wild oats, 173 00:11:22,938 --> 00:11:24,265 milk a goat, I don't give a fuck. 174 00:11:24,265 --> 00:11:26,015 Just get me my drugs. 175 00:11:28,420 --> 00:11:30,038 You know why you got the job? 176 00:11:30,038 --> 00:11:31,369 - Because of my degree from Berkeley 177 00:11:31,369 --> 00:11:33,750 and hardware engineering expertise. 178 00:11:33,750 --> 00:11:36,798 - Sure, you can tell yourself that. 179 00:11:36,798 --> 00:11:38,728 I have great instincts. 180 00:11:38,728 --> 00:11:40,980 You know your way around here. 181 00:11:40,980 --> 00:11:43,549 You know where to find the drugs. 182 00:11:43,549 --> 00:11:46,317 I checked out your Finsta. Really interesting content. 183 00:11:46,317 --> 00:11:47,403 - You found my Finsta? 184 00:11:47,403 --> 00:11:50,189 - Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, speaking of which, 185 00:11:50,189 --> 00:11:53,109 I thought of this outfit for tonight's soiree. 186 00:11:53,109 --> 00:11:54,005 Really fits the theme. 187 00:11:54,005 --> 00:11:56,499 It was supposed to be for my last assistant, 188 00:11:56,499 --> 00:11:58,608 who walked out yesterday, 189 00:11:58,608 --> 00:12:01,608 but I think you can squeeze into it, 190 00:12:02,837 --> 00:12:04,837 and you will look great. 191 00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:12,459 Now remember, there is no "no" at Camp Safeword, 192 00:12:12,459 --> 00:12:17,459 and your bonus and loan payments are at my discretion. 193 00:12:17,550 --> 00:12:18,383 Mm? 194 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:20,633 Yeah. Mm. 195 00:12:25,926 --> 00:12:27,176 That's my girl. 196 00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:30,836 Bill is out. 197 00:12:37,788 --> 00:12:42,324 spark, spark, Sparkle Pony 198 00:12:42,324 --> 00:12:47,324 spark, spark, Sparkle Pony 199 00:12:52,579 --> 00:12:57,579 love My Little Pony 200 00:13:02,835 --> 00:13:07,631 from the default world 201 00:13:17,814 --> 00:13:21,834 actor in this play 202 00:13:33,425 --> 00:13:38,425 spark, spark, Sparkle Pony 203 00:13:38,836 --> 00:13:43,307 I'd look up to in life 204 00:13:48,759 --> 00:13:51,917 wire in my dollhouse 205 00:13:51,917 --> 00:13:54,528 he'd be so bothered 206 00:13:54,528 --> 00:13:58,987 was really all about 207 00:14:03,460 --> 00:14:05,800 out things with gear 208 00:14:19,076 --> 00:14:24,076 actor in this play 209 00:14:29,549 --> 00:14:34,549 spark, spark, Sparkle Pony 210 00:14:34,704 --> 00:14:39,704 spark, spark, Sparkle Pony 211 00:14:53,985 --> 00:14:56,762 - I'm sorry about before. 212 00:14:56,762 --> 00:14:57,595 I just... 213 00:14:59,014 --> 00:15:00,347 Well, I'm sorry. 214 00:15:02,604 --> 00:15:03,746 Wow, he really gave you 215 00:15:03,746 --> 00:15:05,855 a leather Princess Leia bikini for a work event. 216 00:15:05,855 --> 00:15:08,860 - It wouldn't be the most revealing thing I've ever worn. 217 00:15:08,860 --> 00:15:10,292 - It's inappropriate. 218 00:15:10,292 --> 00:15:11,125 - Yeah. 219 00:15:12,121 --> 00:15:13,088 - God! 220 00:15:13,088 --> 00:15:15,290 - Jesus! Didn't you cut the power?! 221 00:15:25,474 --> 00:15:30,141 Well, now it is the most revealing thing I've ever worn. 222 00:15:34,307 --> 00:15:36,917 Is that a self-actualizing thing? 223 00:15:36,917 --> 00:15:38,084 I do that too. 224 00:15:45,959 --> 00:15:46,792 That's not what I expected. 225 00:15:50,668 --> 00:15:53,877 pray to Steve Jobs. 226 00:15:53,877 --> 00:15:54,710 What? 227 00:15:54,710 --> 00:15:59,710 Valley's against you 228 00:16:09,755 --> 00:16:14,755 rut in a technical review 229 00:16:25,241 --> 00:16:30,241 revolution is up to you 230 00:16:40,293 --> 00:16:42,104 He didn't have to deal with sexual harassment. 231 00:16:42,104 --> 00:16:45,753 - Steven Jobs was his own boss, he invented the Apple IIe, 232 00:16:45,753 --> 00:16:46,884 and he saved the rainforest. 233 00:16:46,884 --> 00:16:48,831 - He literally didn't. 234 00:16:48,831 --> 00:16:50,088 - We can get you drugs, 235 00:16:50,088 --> 00:16:51,651 and we can figure out what's wrong with my car. 236 00:16:51,651 --> 00:16:53,572 - Your lidar rotational mount's burnt. 237 00:16:53,572 --> 00:16:55,192 You just need to find a replacement motor. 238 00:16:55,192 --> 00:16:57,942 But I know you already knew that. 239 00:16:59,615 --> 00:17:01,105 - Right. 240 00:17:01,105 --> 00:17:01,938 - Ahem. 241 00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:04,478 - Oh, sorry. 242 00:17:04,478 --> 00:17:06,868 Okay, I'm ready. All right, go. 243 00:17:26,729 --> 00:17:30,533 that this world needs 244 00:17:30,533 --> 00:17:34,412 through technology 245 00:17:34,412 --> 00:17:38,283 that this world needs 246 00:17:38,283 --> 00:17:41,728 through technology 247 00:17:57,587 --> 00:17:58,420 - Okay. 248 00:18:02,442 --> 00:18:04,162 I'm guessing from your lack of goggles, 249 00:18:04,162 --> 00:18:05,764 this is your first Burn? 250 00:18:05,764 --> 00:18:06,597 - Yeah. 251 00:18:07,842 --> 00:18:09,282 - Stick with me. 252 00:18:09,282 --> 00:18:12,351 The playa provides, but we're gonna have to get creative 253 00:18:12,351 --> 00:18:13,587 if we wanna meet this deadline, 254 00:18:13,587 --> 00:18:16,837 which means we'll have to go to my first hookup. 255 00:18:16,837 --> 00:18:18,170 - These are fun. 256 00:18:21,553 --> 00:18:24,212 - Hey, bruh, we got the WiFi going. 257 00:18:24,212 --> 00:18:26,620 If you want to get the livestream going... 258 00:18:26,620 --> 00:18:28,033 Yeah, all right. - Party people, 259 00:18:28,033 --> 00:18:29,859 it's the place to be! 260 00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:32,026 Welcome to Camp Polyamory! 261 00:19:21,629 --> 00:19:23,657 touching all my sherwani 262 00:20:13,806 --> 00:20:14,973 Uh, that's it. 263 00:20:22,042 --> 00:20:23,267 - I'm sorry, I'm sorry, 264 00:20:23,267 --> 00:20:24,100 I'm sorry. 265 00:20:25,574 --> 00:20:26,657 - Skirt-skit? 266 00:20:27,654 --> 00:20:29,130 Go over there and make us some drinks. 267 00:20:29,130 --> 00:20:30,797 Yeah. Yeah. 268 00:20:35,130 --> 00:20:38,595 - That's not the rotational mount I had in mind. 269 00:20:38,595 --> 00:20:41,535 - Hey, Sparkle, welcome back. 270 00:20:41,535 --> 00:20:42,835 Long time. 271 00:20:42,835 --> 00:20:44,654 - I don't go by Sparkle Pony anymore. 272 00:20:44,654 --> 00:20:45,575 - Wait. You know this guy? 273 00:20:51,346 --> 00:20:54,150 Um, she's helping me with my autonomous vehicle. 274 00:20:59,406 --> 00:21:01,492 - Who talks like that? 275 00:21:01,492 --> 00:21:05,018 - Everyone, Sparkle, get with the program. 276 00:21:05,018 --> 00:21:07,219 Chad, I need a favor. 277 00:21:07,219 --> 00:21:10,051 - What is it? Anything for you. 278 00:21:10,051 --> 00:21:12,081 - I need drugs. - Drugs! 279 00:21:12,081 --> 00:21:14,648 - Okay. Some kinda sexual? 280 00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:18,020 - Pure-grade MDMA or ecstasy. - Do you have Percocet? 281 00:21:18,020 --> 00:21:19,790 Molly, Percocet? 282 00:21:19,790 --> 00:21:20,745 No. 283 00:21:20,745 --> 00:21:23,802 Okay, well, what are you gonna give me in return? 284 00:21:23,802 --> 00:21:26,803 - That's not how Burning Man works. 285 00:21:26,803 --> 00:21:27,636 - Okay. 286 00:21:30,249 --> 00:21:32,421 - The gifting economy runs freely 287 00:21:32,421 --> 00:21:34,879 when people give to each other without money- 288 00:21:34,879 --> 00:21:36,699 - Okay. - Without bartering. 289 00:21:36,699 --> 00:21:40,338 - Okay. 290 00:21:40,338 --> 00:21:43,020 - Do you have the MDMA or not? 291 00:21:43,020 --> 00:21:43,853 - Um. 292 00:21:46,161 --> 00:21:47,117 Yeah, I do. 293 00:21:47,117 --> 00:21:48,105 - Great. 294 00:21:48,105 --> 00:21:51,574 - I was, like, starting to feel it before you came. 295 00:21:51,574 --> 00:21:53,405 You said MDMA, right? 296 00:21:53,405 --> 00:21:54,262 - You put it in the... 297 00:21:54,262 --> 00:21:56,847 - Yeah. I made rolly margs! 298 00:21:56,847 --> 00:21:57,680 Here. 299 00:22:00,596 --> 00:22:02,431 It's for you. 300 00:22:02,431 --> 00:22:03,681 You want? - I'm gonna go. 301 00:22:03,681 --> 00:22:04,597 - No, no, wait! 302 00:22:04,597 --> 00:22:06,318 There's gonna be party favors 303 00:22:06,318 --> 00:22:07,400 at this event I'm DJing tonight. 304 00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:08,474 And Choco Tacos. 305 00:22:08,474 --> 00:22:10,891 I could probably, like, um... 306 00:22:12,095 --> 00:22:13,923 I could, like, probably get you in. 307 00:22:13,923 --> 00:22:15,752 - Bill's party? 308 00:22:15,752 --> 00:22:18,169 - Yeah! Ah, that guy is dope! 309 00:22:20,488 --> 00:22:22,598 He's, like, on the board of Burning Man. 310 00:22:22,598 --> 00:22:23,735 The guy's a visionary. 311 00:22:23,735 --> 00:22:26,542 They're gonna have some sorta investor meeting 312 00:22:26,542 --> 00:22:28,832 before the event tonight. 313 00:22:28,832 --> 00:22:31,915 Bill is going to automate Burning Man. 314 00:22:33,154 --> 00:22:36,987 And his Burn is gonna be better than our Burn, 315 00:22:38,384 --> 00:22:43,236 just like how Disney World is better than the real world. 316 00:22:46,799 --> 00:22:48,966 - What? - How do you know Bill? 317 00:22:48,966 --> 00:22:49,851 Did you get wristbands? 318 00:22:49,851 --> 00:22:51,100 - Wristbands? - Yeah. 319 00:22:51,100 --> 00:22:52,853 - He's my employer. I work for Safeword. 320 00:22:52,853 --> 00:22:55,122 - And I'm presenting my- - Amaze-balls! 321 00:22:55,122 --> 00:22:58,205 What? I am so, like, so proud of you. 322 00:22:59,189 --> 00:23:02,078 This party's gonna be lit. 323 00:23:02,078 --> 00:23:06,039 And I'm gonna be live streaming until the party gets rolly, 324 00:23:06,039 --> 00:23:07,888 and then I'm gonna switch to my OnlyFans. 325 00:23:07,888 --> 00:23:09,321 - It's not that kinda party, Chad. 326 00:23:09,321 --> 00:23:11,520 - We can connect, you know, like old times. 327 00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:13,853 I'm bringing Willow and Eve, 328 00:23:17,016 --> 00:23:18,736 and, like, Steve. 329 00:23:18,736 --> 00:23:19,569 - No. 330 00:23:24,728 --> 00:23:25,645 - You okay? 331 00:23:26,569 --> 00:23:29,625 - Yeah. It's kinda weird seeing it from the other side. 332 00:23:29,625 --> 00:23:32,426 Is this what Burning Man's all about? 333 00:24:16,139 --> 00:24:17,345 - That yogi was gonna call me. 334 00:24:17,345 --> 00:24:19,652 - Molly, you camped with these people? 335 00:24:19,652 --> 00:24:21,556 - Let me explain. 336 00:24:23,864 --> 00:24:25,927 polyamory camp and met Chad 337 00:24:25,927 --> 00:24:27,680 filled me with his love 338 00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:30,029 sharing, and I mean sharing 339 00:24:48,363 --> 00:24:52,257 autonomous, autonomous 340 00:24:58,909 --> 00:25:03,909 consciousness, consciousness 341 00:25:04,650 --> 00:25:06,650 - What's a shirt cocker? 342 00:25:09,414 --> 00:25:10,414 - Mm. There. 343 00:25:12,187 --> 00:25:14,007 - Oh. That's literal. 344 00:25:14,007 --> 00:25:15,090 Just a shirt. 345 00:25:16,317 --> 00:25:17,721 Oh, my god, that's huge. 346 00:25:17,721 --> 00:25:19,180 Oh, my god, that's so big! 347 00:25:19,180 --> 00:25:20,339 Molly what is that?! 348 00:25:20,339 --> 00:25:21,557 - It's a dust storm. 349 00:25:21,557 --> 00:25:24,489 Put your goggles on. We'll take shelter in that yurt. 350 00:25:24,489 --> 00:25:26,753 What's a yurt?! 351 00:25:26,753 --> 00:25:27,753 - Huh? Wait. 352 00:25:31,736 --> 00:25:32,569 Molly?! 353 00:25:52,111 --> 00:25:53,389 That was insane. 354 00:25:53,389 --> 00:25:55,120 This isn't Sunnyvale anymore. 355 00:25:57,193 --> 00:26:01,191 Is that a headless Barbie doll? 356 00:26:01,191 --> 00:26:03,160 - I don't care. 357 00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:04,833 - Welcome home. 358 00:26:04,833 --> 00:26:07,692 take a load off. 359 00:26:07,692 --> 00:26:08,775 - Oh. Thanks. 360 00:26:09,815 --> 00:26:12,402 Could barely breathe out there. 361 00:26:12,402 --> 00:26:13,830 Oh, smells interesting in here. 362 00:26:13,830 --> 00:26:17,977 - Mm. You two cool with a gentle contact high? 363 00:26:17,977 --> 00:26:20,707 - I'm from Cali. I think I can hang. 364 00:26:21,710 --> 00:26:23,043 Wow, cool vibes. 365 00:26:24,238 --> 00:26:27,988 This is what I used to imagine Burning Man was like. 366 00:26:27,988 --> 00:26:29,346 How many Burns have you been to? 367 00:26:30,404 --> 00:26:33,690 - Well, they say, well-aged and aged well, baby. 368 00:26:33,690 --> 00:26:35,690 I was at the first Burn. 369 00:26:37,396 --> 00:26:42,396 with Janis Joplin 370 00:26:43,006 --> 00:26:48,006 a girl with Kerouac 371 00:27:08,310 --> 00:27:13,310 with the Grateful Dead 372 00:27:18,169 --> 00:27:23,169 I nearly lost my head 373 00:27:24,412 --> 00:27:28,803 know what you're missing 374 00:27:33,743 --> 00:27:38,743 these new age hippies 375 00:27:39,235 --> 00:27:44,235 broths, and flying drones 376 00:27:45,319 --> 00:27:49,719 spirit of Burning Man 377 00:27:54,606 --> 00:27:59,606 just ain't the same 378 00:27:59,916 --> 00:28:04,916 and self-expression 379 00:28:05,296 --> 00:28:10,296 band together at all 380 00:28:21,227 --> 00:28:25,000 better the year before 381 00:28:35,296 --> 00:28:40,296 year's Burn was better 382 00:29:05,347 --> 00:29:10,347 in a multi-colored bus 383 00:29:30,653 --> 00:29:35,653 into the next life 384 00:29:36,262 --> 00:29:41,262 this transformative change 385 00:29:42,609 --> 00:29:47,609 and radically participate 386 00:30:01,917 --> 00:30:06,917 without leaving a trace 387 00:30:17,831 --> 00:30:22,831 better the year before 388 00:30:34,412 --> 00:30:39,412 year's Burn was better 389 00:31:26,891 --> 00:31:28,182 Yes? 390 00:31:28,182 --> 00:31:29,157 - I'm confused. 391 00:31:29,157 --> 00:31:31,456 Nostalgia makes us remember things as better in the past, 392 00:31:31,456 --> 00:31:33,208 but technology is always improving. 393 00:31:33,208 --> 00:31:36,180 - Mm, not necessarily true, my child. 394 00:31:36,180 --> 00:31:38,193 I mean, I used to code on punch cards 395 00:31:38,193 --> 00:31:39,416 when I was starting out. 396 00:31:39,416 --> 00:31:40,962 - Exactly. - But that meant we had 397 00:31:40,962 --> 00:31:43,764 to be exact and precise with our code, 398 00:31:43,764 --> 00:31:46,171 whereas nowadays any kid can watch a YouTube video 399 00:31:46,171 --> 00:31:48,186 and become a programmer. 400 00:31:48,186 --> 00:31:49,544 - You used to code? 401 00:31:49,544 --> 00:31:51,625 - I'd rather talk about human connection 402 00:31:51,625 --> 00:31:54,037 than Viewstamped Replication. 403 00:31:54,037 --> 00:31:56,305 - Oh, you used to code, code. 404 00:31:56,305 --> 00:31:58,279 - Children, the song I sang has history in it. 405 00:31:58,279 --> 00:32:02,241 But I, I wanna know about you two now. 406 00:32:02,241 --> 00:32:05,419 I feel like I've been waiting for you. 407 00:32:05,419 --> 00:32:06,768 - But you don't even know me. 408 00:32:06,768 --> 00:32:08,252 - Oh. Well, I can fix that. 409 00:32:08,252 --> 00:32:09,726 I'm Hazel. 410 00:32:09,726 --> 00:32:12,878 Out here, they call me Hazel the Hippie. 411 00:32:12,878 --> 00:32:15,211 Come on, sit down, children. 412 00:32:16,348 --> 00:32:18,161 - Oh. Hi, I'm Joe. 413 00:32:18,161 --> 00:32:19,919 Nice to meet you. But I have to get back to camp. 414 00:32:19,919 --> 00:32:22,361 - There's a dust storm. 415 00:32:22,361 --> 00:32:23,340 I'm Molly. 416 00:32:23,340 --> 00:32:25,007 - Molly, pick three. 417 00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:29,621 This won't take long. 418 00:32:29,621 --> 00:32:30,951 What's your sign? 419 00:32:30,951 --> 00:32:31,909 - Aquarius. 420 00:32:34,042 --> 00:32:35,863 - Free spirit, just like me. 421 00:32:37,410 --> 00:32:41,166 All right, let's see what the cards have to say. 422 00:32:41,166 --> 00:32:42,042 Hm. 423 00:32:44,858 --> 00:32:45,691 Ooh. 424 00:32:47,216 --> 00:32:51,271 I see a domineering presence in your life 425 00:32:51,271 --> 00:32:52,920 that's keeping you from your potential. 426 00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:57,770 - My ex, my father, my new boss, the list goes on. 427 00:32:57,770 --> 00:33:00,807 - You will rise up to take them down. 428 00:33:02,965 --> 00:33:04,820 Or at least one of them. 429 00:33:04,820 --> 00:33:06,987 Sorry, it's a little hazy. 430 00:33:08,638 --> 00:33:11,126 You came here seeking something. 431 00:33:11,126 --> 00:33:13,055 - Yeah. Replacement parts. 432 00:33:13,055 --> 00:33:15,286 - And drugs. Pure-grade MDMA. 433 00:33:15,286 --> 00:33:17,452 There's this invite-only soiree tonight, 434 00:33:17,452 --> 00:33:19,067 investor pitch thing. 435 00:33:19,067 --> 00:33:21,734 - I see. It's not Bill's, is it? 436 00:33:22,750 --> 00:33:23,846 - Do the cards say that? 437 00:33:23,846 --> 00:33:27,679 - Nah, I got the Evite weeks ago. Interesting. 438 00:33:28,875 --> 00:33:30,358 Right. 439 00:33:30,358 --> 00:33:32,275 The sign of your rising 440 00:33:33,630 --> 00:33:36,878 will be when the sheep baas three times. 441 00:33:36,878 --> 00:33:37,711 - Baas? 442 00:33:37,711 --> 00:33:40,982 - Cards say, "Sheep baas three times." 443 00:33:40,982 --> 00:33:42,860 Clairvoyancy works in mysterious ways. 444 00:33:42,860 --> 00:33:43,863 Either you're born with it 445 00:33:43,863 --> 00:33:46,074 or, like me, you get multiple online degrees 446 00:33:46,074 --> 00:33:47,559 in astrology to master it. 447 00:33:48,397 --> 00:33:49,654 Molly! 448 00:33:49,654 --> 00:33:51,841 - Chad, did you follow me here? 449 00:33:51,841 --> 00:33:53,463 - Yeah, I tried to, 450 00:33:53,463 --> 00:33:56,314 but there was a dust storm, and I'm still rolling, 451 00:33:56,314 --> 00:33:57,919 and there was this shirt cocker. 452 00:33:57,919 --> 00:33:59,351 - What do you want? 453 00:33:59,351 --> 00:34:01,377 - Well, I thought you were coming to the cuddle puddle. 454 00:34:01,377 --> 00:34:03,315 I thought we really had something special, you know? 455 00:34:03,315 --> 00:34:05,065 You, me, Willow, Eve- 456 00:34:06,324 --> 00:34:07,187 - Stop. 457 00:34:07,187 --> 00:34:10,019 - Hey, what about our poly contract, huh? 458 00:34:10,019 --> 00:34:10,900 They have contracts? 459 00:34:10,900 --> 00:34:13,400 - Get everything in writing in a joint venture. 460 00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:15,379 - The contract is over. 461 00:34:15,379 --> 00:34:19,040 I want this experience to be more than just drugs and tango. 462 00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:20,882 - Fair point. 463 00:34:20,882 --> 00:34:21,840 Fair point. 464 00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:24,650 But I thought you liked the dom contract, you know? 465 00:34:24,650 --> 00:34:26,163 You know I'd sub for you any day- 466 00:34:26,163 --> 00:34:27,525 - That was a phase. 467 00:34:27,525 --> 00:34:30,442 I've grown. I won't say up but out. 468 00:34:32,505 --> 00:34:34,588 And maybe you should too. 469 00:34:35,595 --> 00:34:38,734 Come on, Joe, let's go find these drugs. 470 00:34:38,734 --> 00:34:40,768 It was really nice meeting you. 471 00:34:40,768 --> 00:34:42,435 - Thank you. - Mm-hm. 472 00:34:47,173 --> 00:34:51,006 Hoo, earth child, you got a lot of work to do. 473 00:34:53,835 --> 00:34:58,335 - I really like Molly, and Willow, and Eve, and Steve. 474 00:34:59,572 --> 00:35:01,338 - I can see that, baby. 475 00:35:01,338 --> 00:35:05,171 And it's okay. Hazel's gonna take care of you. 476 00:35:06,395 --> 00:35:09,645 You see, your self is like a labyrinth. 477 00:35:10,865 --> 00:35:14,962 You need to take off the mask, journey inward, 478 00:35:14,962 --> 00:35:17,129 and shed your former self. 479 00:35:18,954 --> 00:35:20,586 - Are you trying to seduce me? 480 00:35:20,586 --> 00:35:22,001 - Hm? - 'Cause Chad's down. 481 00:35:22,001 --> 00:35:22,911 - Wait, what? 482 00:35:22,911 --> 00:35:23,994 - Unpeel me, Hazel. 483 00:35:23,994 --> 00:35:25,899 - Ho! Wait, slow your roll, baby. 484 00:35:25,899 --> 00:35:26,732 Slow your roll. 485 00:35:29,350 --> 00:35:31,811 Listen to me, when I ask you, 486 00:35:31,811 --> 00:35:34,394 "Who is Chad?" what do you say? 487 00:35:35,491 --> 00:35:38,940 - Um, well, I'm a badass, former Vine star, 488 00:35:38,940 --> 00:35:40,509 soon-to-be celebrity DJ 489 00:35:40,509 --> 00:35:42,943 with tens of thousands of followers on social media. 490 00:35:42,943 --> 00:35:44,011 Church! - No, no, no, no, 491 00:35:44,011 --> 00:35:44,878 no, no, no, no. 492 00:35:44,878 --> 00:35:48,338 Those are just labels from the default world. 493 00:35:48,338 --> 00:35:51,421 I'm gonna ask you again, who is Chad? 494 00:35:53,676 --> 00:35:55,097 - Chadwick Edmund Wikowski? 495 00:35:55,097 --> 00:35:56,473 I don't know. - All right, all right, baby. 496 00:35:56,473 --> 00:35:58,179 Come here, sit down. Come down here. 497 00:35:58,179 --> 00:35:59,292 Come down here. - Okay. 498 00:35:59,292 --> 00:36:01,216 - Let's go. Unlock your chakras. 499 00:36:12,301 --> 00:36:15,051 - I love everyone and everything. 500 00:36:16,546 --> 00:36:20,802 And I just wanna spread my love, like Prince. 501 00:36:20,802 --> 00:36:24,641 - Yes, yes, and the universe is ready 502 00:36:24,641 --> 00:36:26,578 for you to spread your love. 503 00:36:26,578 --> 00:36:31,148 But first, you need to learn to treat everyone as equals, 504 00:36:31,148 --> 00:36:33,065 starting with yourself. 505 00:36:35,637 --> 00:36:36,470 Okay. 506 00:36:37,662 --> 00:36:39,335 I've learned a lot of life lessons 507 00:36:39,335 --> 00:36:41,835 by taking heavy hallucinogens. 508 00:36:43,035 --> 00:36:45,732 I happen to have a special tea that might help. 509 00:36:45,732 --> 00:36:46,974 - Oh, I keep it one hun. 510 00:36:48,570 --> 00:36:49,810 - Yeah, I don't know what that means, 511 00:36:49,810 --> 00:36:51,361 but I think it's a yes? 512 00:36:51,361 --> 00:36:52,327 - Oh, for sure, yeah. 513 00:36:52,327 --> 00:36:53,606 - Oh, okay. 514 00:37:01,531 --> 00:37:03,372 There's DMT in this cup. 515 00:37:03,372 --> 00:37:06,305 It's fast-acting, derived from ayahuasca. 516 00:37:06,305 --> 00:37:08,196 I brewed it from the leaves of a caapi vine 517 00:37:08,196 --> 00:37:11,029 gifted to me by an Urarina shaman. 518 00:37:11,879 --> 00:37:13,617 It ain't your average tea. 519 00:37:13,617 --> 00:37:16,498 - I think I heard about this on the Joe Rogan podcast. 520 00:37:16,498 --> 00:37:17,860 I think I'm in the right place to try it. 521 00:37:17,860 --> 00:37:19,097 - Be sure. 522 00:37:19,097 --> 00:37:24,097 Once sipped, some don't go back to their former selves. 523 00:37:24,190 --> 00:37:26,857 I will watch over you, my child. 524 00:37:30,451 --> 00:37:32,618 - Oh, holy Hyphy Movement. 525 00:37:33,489 --> 00:37:34,579 Teach me, oracle. 526 00:37:34,579 --> 00:37:37,211 - You're here to teach yourself. 527 00:37:37,211 --> 00:37:39,501 Buckle up, baby, you are flying inward. 528 00:37:39,501 --> 00:37:42,501 Release your chi and drink your tea. 529 00:37:50,478 --> 00:37:51,478 - Ooh. Whoa. 530 00:40:43,564 --> 00:40:45,147 I'm tripping balls. 531 00:40:50,188 --> 00:40:51,099 - Surprising themed. 532 00:40:51,099 --> 00:40:51,932 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 533 00:40:51,932 --> 00:40:53,049 - It looks good on your face. 534 00:40:53,049 --> 00:40:56,082 - Ooh, unleash your spirit! 535 00:40:56,082 --> 00:40:58,689 Ooh, let your juices flow! 536 00:40:58,689 --> 00:41:00,689 Unclench your sphincter! 537 00:41:02,758 --> 00:41:03,591 - Yeah, I don't think they'll have 538 00:41:03,591 --> 00:41:04,496 the motor we're looking for. 539 00:41:04,496 --> 00:41:06,036 - The drugs either. 540 00:41:06,036 --> 00:41:10,265 - Release those harmful toxins, those chem trails, 541 00:41:10,265 --> 00:41:12,854 the fluorides poisoning our waters. 542 00:41:12,854 --> 00:41:13,839 Waters. 543 00:41:15,139 --> 00:41:18,297 - Do you know what toxins are being fed to the whales? 544 00:41:18,297 --> 00:41:20,508 - The whales. - Release those harmful 545 00:41:20,508 --> 00:41:23,508 injections and let your juices flow. 546 00:41:24,982 --> 00:41:26,348 Ooh. 547 00:41:26,348 --> 00:41:28,832 - Yo, bro! Stop by the Spring Break Bro Camp! 548 00:41:28,832 --> 00:41:31,411 We're doing Picklebacks to Nickelback! 549 00:41:31,411 --> 00:41:33,412 Spin the wheel, get spanked. 550 00:41:35,364 --> 00:41:38,254 Yes! That means you get spanked. 551 00:41:38,254 --> 00:41:39,087 Bend over. 552 00:41:39,087 --> 00:41:39,920 - What? All right. 553 00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:41,260 Oh. 554 00:41:41,260 --> 00:41:43,021 Oh, that was nice. 555 00:41:44,994 --> 00:41:46,107 - Hey, it's not Picklebacks. 556 00:41:46,107 --> 00:41:48,107 It's Fireball. Fireball! 557 00:41:51,057 --> 00:41:53,035 You know, it's half the calories of a Jagerbomb. 558 00:41:53,035 --> 00:41:55,087 We're about radical self-expression here. 559 00:41:55,087 --> 00:41:56,008 - Then how come you all dress 560 00:41:56,008 --> 00:41:57,508 and look the same? 561 00:41:59,070 --> 00:42:01,517 - Heh! Good one, bro. 562 00:42:01,517 --> 00:42:02,350 Now open up. 563 00:42:09,273 --> 00:42:11,039 - Oh, yeah, this is what we drink at the frat. 564 00:42:11,039 --> 00:42:13,650 - You're, what, like, 25, and you still live on campus? 565 00:42:13,650 --> 00:42:15,637 Uh, it's graduate housing at Stanford. 566 00:42:15,637 --> 00:42:16,669 - Mm, at Stanford? 567 00:42:16,669 --> 00:42:18,552 - Yeah, at Stanford. - Hey, I got a joke for you. 568 00:42:18,552 --> 00:42:21,993 How do you know that someone went to Stanford? 569 00:42:21,993 --> 00:42:24,878 They tell you within the first 90 seconds of meeting them, 570 00:42:24,878 --> 00:42:26,220 which is literally what you told me 571 00:42:26,220 --> 00:42:28,591 in the first 90 seconds of me meeting you, 572 00:42:28,591 --> 00:42:32,022 that you went to Stanford. 573 00:42:32,022 --> 00:42:33,685 Hi! 574 00:42:33,685 --> 00:42:37,227 - Hi. What brings you to this side of the dusty playa? 575 00:42:37,227 --> 00:42:39,862 - I'm looking to score some pure-grade MDMA. 576 00:42:39,862 --> 00:42:40,862 - Mm, mm-hm. 577 00:42:42,073 --> 00:42:44,156 Shrooms, uppers, downers, 578 00:42:46,482 --> 00:42:48,982 Special K, Children's Tylenol. 579 00:42:50,503 --> 00:42:53,048 Looks like our medicine cabinet is all out of supplies. 580 00:42:53,048 --> 00:42:54,438 I'm gonna have to send you to Thunderhome. 581 00:42:54,438 --> 00:42:56,215 - Oh, thank you. 582 00:42:56,215 --> 00:42:57,056 - If you're ever in the neighborhood again, 583 00:42:57,056 --> 00:42:58,893 come by for a spanking. 584 00:42:58,893 --> 00:43:00,095 - Ooh. - We will. 585 00:43:00,095 --> 00:43:00,928 Thanks. 586 00:43:02,648 --> 00:43:05,065 - Welcome to the Thunderhome! 587 00:43:07,154 --> 00:43:09,421 Two people may enter, one may win, 588 00:43:09,421 --> 00:43:12,010 unless, unless you have, you know, like, four people, 589 00:43:12,010 --> 00:43:13,623 and then as a tag team, that's two-on-two, 590 00:43:13,623 --> 00:43:15,035 so you have four people that enter, 591 00:43:15,035 --> 00:43:16,093 and then that means two may win. 592 00:43:16,093 --> 00:43:17,923 But if you wanna add one more person to that, 593 00:43:17,923 --> 00:43:19,517 so that means it's, like, six people that enter, 594 00:43:19,517 --> 00:43:21,040 so that means it's a three-on-three, right? 595 00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:22,175 So that means six people enter, 596 00:43:22,175 --> 00:43:23,189 and then three people may win, 597 00:43:23,189 --> 00:43:26,340 but with that, with the three people, 598 00:43:26,340 --> 00:43:28,297 that could be every man for himself, 599 00:43:28,297 --> 00:43:30,908 so essentially, one person is the winner. 600 00:43:30,908 --> 00:43:32,799 Right. All right, look at the sign. 601 00:43:32,799 --> 00:43:35,216 Don't bitch. Have a good one. 602 00:43:38,677 --> 00:43:40,767 - Hazel, hi. What are you doing here? 603 00:43:40,767 --> 00:43:42,968 - Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. 604 00:43:42,968 --> 00:43:44,426 This camp? 605 00:43:44,426 --> 00:43:47,926 This is about immediacy and participation. 606 00:43:50,231 --> 00:43:52,648 There are no spectators here. 607 00:43:53,871 --> 00:43:54,704 - Okay. 608 00:43:55,918 --> 00:43:56,751 Mm-hm. 609 00:43:57,688 --> 00:43:59,105 What's happening? 610 00:44:39,260 --> 00:44:40,614 I don't know what just happened. 611 00:44:40,614 --> 00:44:42,669 - Hey, it turns out we have a hundred tabs 612 00:44:42,669 --> 00:44:44,345 of ecstasy in our camp. 613 00:44:44,345 --> 00:44:46,876 Take these. We're supposed to be a clean and sober camp. 614 00:44:46,876 --> 00:44:47,709 - Thank you! 615 00:44:48,890 --> 00:44:50,731 The playa provides. 616 00:44:50,731 --> 00:44:52,064 - Yeah. Come on. 617 00:44:54,850 --> 00:44:57,252 Hazel, what is this? 618 00:44:57,252 --> 00:45:01,752 - This, oh, this is the heart and soul of Burning Man. 619 00:45:04,145 --> 00:45:06,978 This coming together in community, 620 00:45:08,316 --> 00:45:09,743 each individual championing 621 00:45:09,743 --> 00:45:11,985 their own radical self-expression, 622 00:45:11,985 --> 00:45:14,839 while honoring the same in others. 623 00:45:15,672 --> 00:45:19,248 This, this Burning Man experiment, 624 00:45:19,248 --> 00:45:22,206 this is the human experience uncorked 625 00:45:22,206 --> 00:45:26,464 and poured out onto the desert for one week every year. 626 00:45:26,464 --> 00:45:28,664 It's our greatest intention 627 00:45:28,664 --> 00:45:32,831 and our highest creative expression made manifest. 628 00:46:02,246 --> 00:46:07,079 in embracing warmth 629 00:46:14,921 --> 00:46:19,921 brighter than everything 630 00:47:11,913 --> 00:47:13,692 I'm up here for Camp Safeword. 631 00:47:15,195 --> 00:47:17,128 - Fuck, fuck, fuck my fucking... 632 00:47:17,128 --> 00:47:19,211 Holy Ghost of Steve Jobs. 633 00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:23,472 Molly, where've you been? We've been looking for you. 634 00:47:23,472 --> 00:47:24,556 - Oh. 635 00:47:24,556 --> 00:47:27,889 - There's something different about you. 636 00:47:28,824 --> 00:47:30,974 I don't like it. 637 00:47:30,974 --> 00:47:32,057 Walk with me. 638 00:47:32,922 --> 00:47:36,472 Joe, let me give you a little piece of advice. 639 00:47:36,472 --> 00:47:38,162 When I was a young man, much like yourself, 640 00:47:38,162 --> 00:47:40,245 well, not quite like you, 641 00:47:41,655 --> 00:47:45,018 Steve Jobs cornered me in an elevator. 642 00:47:45,018 --> 00:47:48,057 He smelled of cedar and power, 643 00:47:48,057 --> 00:47:51,224 and he said, "Bill, don't fuck it up." 644 00:47:52,516 --> 00:47:56,175 That was the best career advice I have ever received, 645 00:47:56,175 --> 00:47:58,745 and I'm passing it along to you, 646 00:47:58,745 --> 00:48:01,078 much like herpes but better. 647 00:48:02,436 --> 00:48:03,548 - It's okay, a lot of people have it- 648 00:48:03,548 --> 00:48:05,601 - Joe, go work on the tech demo. 649 00:48:08,660 --> 00:48:09,493 Mm. 650 00:48:15,460 --> 00:48:17,661 Molly, this is molly. 651 00:48:17,661 --> 00:48:19,940 I asked you to get mushrooms! 652 00:48:19,940 --> 00:48:21,963 I don't want my investors humping each other, 653 00:48:21,963 --> 00:48:23,931 I want their minds blown by my speech! 654 00:48:23,931 --> 00:48:24,874 - You said ecstasy. 655 00:48:24,874 --> 00:48:27,166 - I didn't ask for molly, Molly. 656 00:48:27,166 --> 00:48:28,653 I have one of the great memories of all time. 657 00:48:28,653 --> 00:48:29,740 Are you calling me a liar? 658 00:48:29,740 --> 00:48:31,282 - No. 659 00:48:31,282 --> 00:48:34,143 - I ask you to do one thing, go mushroom shopping, 660 00:48:34,143 --> 00:48:35,840 and you, you fuck it up. 661 00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:37,703 Do you have any idea what this makes me look like? 662 00:48:37,703 --> 00:48:39,644 I went to all this effort to create an- 663 00:48:39,644 --> 00:48:41,035 - In the spirit of Burning Man, like- 664 00:48:41,035 --> 00:48:42,646 - Don't interrupt me! 665 00:48:45,629 --> 00:48:47,962 "The spirit of Burning Man?" 666 00:48:49,980 --> 00:48:51,766 This place is garbage! 667 00:48:51,766 --> 00:48:56,099 I mean, it is literally surrounded by a trash fence! 668 00:48:57,358 --> 00:48:59,029 I got on the board to terraform this place 669 00:48:59,029 --> 00:49:01,220 into something valuable, 670 00:49:01,220 --> 00:49:04,483 and not just porta potties surrounded by stacks of sticks 671 00:49:04,483 --> 00:49:07,650 and tents from Walmart, and cuddle puddles, 672 00:49:07,650 --> 00:49:10,067 and puppy piles, and furries, 673 00:49:10,909 --> 00:49:14,248 and some kinda weird human centipede sex act, 674 00:49:14,248 --> 00:49:15,219 I still don't understand it, 675 00:49:15,219 --> 00:49:18,552 and this, what the fuckity fuck is this? 676 00:49:21,408 --> 00:49:25,235 Gee golly, Miss Molly doesn't know the difference 677 00:49:25,235 --> 00:49:27,537 between pills and shrooms. 678 00:49:27,537 --> 00:49:31,036 I'm about to drop the most earth-shattering talk 679 00:49:31,036 --> 00:49:33,286 on the motherfucking playa! 680 00:49:40,264 --> 00:49:42,984 what have you heard 681 00:49:42,984 --> 00:49:46,157 welcome to the new Burn 682 00:49:46,157 --> 00:49:49,226 down, burn and pillage 683 00:49:49,226 --> 00:49:52,777 b-b-b-Burning Village 684 00:50:05,122 --> 00:50:06,122 I'm amazing. 685 00:50:08,065 --> 00:50:10,004 Here's what we're gonna do. 686 00:50:10,004 --> 00:50:11,890 Investors will be here soon. 687 00:50:11,890 --> 00:50:14,899 We'll put these into the swag bags for the Gen Z-ers. 688 00:50:14,899 --> 00:50:17,205 They eat laundry pods for Christ's sakes, 689 00:50:17,205 --> 00:50:18,716 they won't even know what this is. 690 00:50:18,716 --> 00:50:19,895 - I don't think that that's a good idea. 691 00:50:19,895 --> 00:50:21,162 - Well, I'm not paying you to think, 692 00:50:21,162 --> 00:50:23,038 I am paying you for the leather bikini, 693 00:50:23,038 --> 00:50:25,958 which I don't see you wearing. 694 00:50:25,958 --> 00:50:28,066 - It's inappropriate. 695 00:50:28,066 --> 00:50:30,033 I'm a junior associate at your firm. 696 00:50:30,033 --> 00:50:32,220 - "I'm a junior associate at your," okay? 697 00:50:32,220 --> 00:50:33,194 - It's inappropriate. 698 00:50:33,194 --> 00:50:34,738 - Molly. - And I'm not wearing it. 699 00:50:36,390 --> 00:50:37,223 - Molly. 700 00:50:38,808 --> 00:50:41,058 Molly, Molly, Molly, Molly. 701 00:50:44,449 --> 00:50:48,866 You pretend to be new at this, but I know you're not. 702 00:50:50,926 --> 00:50:55,676 You are, oh, what's the word, experienced at Burning Man. 703 00:50:57,201 --> 00:51:00,118 I know you've worn next to nothing. 704 00:51:01,358 --> 00:51:04,191 I know you've done hardcore drugs. 705 00:51:06,027 --> 00:51:11,014 I know you've been part of the poly camp with my DJ. 706 00:51:11,014 --> 00:51:12,705 This is not an outside ask. 707 00:51:12,705 --> 00:51:15,168 - How did you find that out? - Safeword Venture Capital 708 00:51:15,168 --> 00:51:17,624 is the world-leading venture capital firm, 709 00:51:17,624 --> 00:51:19,974 investing in the tech of the further future. 710 00:51:19,974 --> 00:51:21,054 - Doesn't make any sense. 711 00:51:21,054 --> 00:51:24,383 - We vet our hires through every means possible 712 00:51:24,383 --> 00:51:27,505 to ensure the content of their character reflects 713 00:51:27,505 --> 00:51:32,505 the ethics of our institution. 714 00:51:32,586 --> 00:51:33,419 Oh. 715 00:51:34,377 --> 00:51:35,210 Mm. 716 00:51:37,103 --> 00:51:38,969 Sweet cheeks. 717 00:51:38,969 --> 00:51:40,647 Get the leather on. 718 00:51:40,647 --> 00:51:41,777 Or you can be replaced like... 719 00:51:45,392 --> 00:51:49,142 Investors will be here in 60, mm, 59 minutes. 720 00:51:52,462 --> 00:51:54,212 Remember, life stuff. 721 00:52:29,608 --> 00:52:34,608 this preposterous place 722 00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:58,320 spark, spark, Sparkle Pony 723 00:53:06,639 --> 00:53:07,472 - Molly! 724 00:53:10,370 --> 00:53:13,253 Molly! I'm looking for Molly! 725 00:53:13,253 --> 00:53:14,707 - I got molly. 726 00:53:14,707 --> 00:53:16,189 - What do you know about Molly? 727 00:53:16,189 --> 00:53:17,946 - Everybody know about molly. 728 00:53:17,946 --> 00:53:19,007 You're not a cop, are you? 729 00:53:19,007 --> 00:53:20,374 - I need Molly - Ooh, cha! 730 00:53:20,374 --> 00:53:22,820 - Huh? - You need an Ambien. 731 00:53:22,820 --> 00:53:23,653 - No, oh, 732 00:53:23,653 --> 00:53:25,620 not that kinda molly. 733 00:53:25,620 --> 00:53:26,652 Sparkle Pony. 734 00:53:26,652 --> 00:53:27,902 What? 735 00:53:30,434 --> 00:53:31,267 - Sparkle? 736 00:53:34,073 --> 00:53:36,026 Oh. Oh, are you in there? 737 00:53:36,026 --> 00:53:37,257 Go away, Chad. 738 00:53:37,257 --> 00:53:39,004 - Oh, I was just hoping that we could talk. 739 00:53:39,004 --> 00:53:40,280 Can it wait until tomorrow? 740 00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:41,370 - Well, I was really- - Or never? 741 00:53:41,370 --> 00:53:42,902 - Well, I was really hoping that I could possibly- 742 00:53:42,902 --> 00:53:43,841 - What do you want, Chad? 743 00:53:43,841 --> 00:53:44,773 - Huh? - Are you here to rub 744 00:53:44,773 --> 00:53:48,847 my choices in my face like everyone else? 745 00:53:48,847 --> 00:53:50,205 - You okay? 746 00:53:50,205 --> 00:53:51,808 - Yes. 747 00:53:51,808 --> 00:53:53,517 - You're lying. 748 00:53:53,517 --> 00:53:54,852 - Yeah. 749 00:53:54,852 --> 00:53:55,685 - Okay. 750 00:53:58,714 --> 00:54:00,556 Are you okay? - Do I look okay? 751 00:54:00,556 --> 00:54:02,037 - Well, it's kinda... 752 00:54:02,037 --> 00:54:04,654 I can't really tell. It's, like, super bright out here. 753 00:54:04,654 --> 00:54:07,457 - Wait, did you really just ask me how I'm feeling? 754 00:54:07,457 --> 00:54:10,540 - Yeah. Seemed like you are not okay. 755 00:54:11,506 --> 00:54:13,056 Oh, is there anything I can do? 756 00:54:13,056 --> 00:54:14,292 - Okay, what is this really about? 757 00:54:14,292 --> 00:54:15,125 - What? No, no, no. 758 00:54:15,125 --> 00:54:16,570 I just wanted to- - Tango? 759 00:54:16,570 --> 00:54:19,363 - No, I'm actually looking for an aux cable for my phone, 760 00:54:19,363 --> 00:54:21,788 for this thing I'm doing later. 761 00:54:21,788 --> 00:54:25,871 Anyway, I just wanted to tell you that I'm sorry. 762 00:54:26,911 --> 00:54:31,911 Um, you know, I want all this freedom to spread my love, 763 00:54:32,010 --> 00:54:34,368 but I'm selfish with my love. 764 00:54:34,368 --> 00:54:37,394 And I'm seeing all these people. 765 00:54:37,394 --> 00:54:39,371 I'm with them, and I feel like 766 00:54:39,371 --> 00:54:43,389 I don't communicate with any of them, so... 767 00:54:43,389 --> 00:54:45,472 And I feel different now. 768 00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:49,151 Hazel really took off some layers. 769 00:54:49,151 --> 00:54:51,217 No, no, not like that. Ew, Molly. 770 00:54:51,217 --> 00:54:53,134 But she went inside me. 771 00:54:55,729 --> 00:54:57,644 And she took me to a place 772 00:54:57,644 --> 00:54:59,513 I haven't been in a really long time. 773 00:54:59,513 --> 00:55:04,169 And for a few hours, it seemed like I was, like, a dolphin. 774 00:55:04,169 --> 00:55:06,473 It's a lot to unpack. 775 00:55:06,473 --> 00:55:11,473 But I just wanted to say I'm sorry. 776 00:55:12,044 --> 00:55:16,926 - I have spent my entire life taking care of other people. 777 00:55:16,926 --> 00:55:18,410 Today, I've decided that I'm going 778 00:55:18,410 --> 00:55:21,592 to take care of myself first. 779 00:55:21,592 --> 00:55:23,090 - Oh, yeah. 780 00:55:23,090 --> 00:55:25,148 - I support you, but that's some work 781 00:55:25,148 --> 00:55:26,418 you're gonna have to do on your own. 782 00:55:26,418 --> 00:55:27,751 Mm. Mm. 783 00:55:30,647 --> 00:55:32,351 - I gotta go to this party. - No, no, yeah, you should go. 784 00:55:32,351 --> 00:55:35,090 But I just really wanted to give you this. 785 00:55:35,090 --> 00:55:35,931 - Why? 786 00:55:35,931 --> 00:55:36,895 - What? - Why? 787 00:55:36,895 --> 00:55:38,303 - Well, actually, it's like a symbol 788 00:55:38,303 --> 00:55:39,949 of how everything is so crazy here, 789 00:55:39,949 --> 00:55:41,372 but it can all come together and mesh. 790 00:55:41,372 --> 00:55:42,316 They blend together- 791 00:55:42,316 --> 00:55:43,353 - You're still coming down. - Yeah, I know. 792 00:55:43,353 --> 00:55:44,631 I'm definitely still- - It's fine, I'll take it. 793 00:55:44,631 --> 00:55:45,801 - I just want you to have it. - Thank you. 794 00:55:45,801 --> 00:55:47,489 - Molly! Molly. 795 00:55:47,489 --> 00:55:49,406 - Molly?! I have molly! 796 00:55:53,319 --> 00:55:55,902 Geez. Okay, fuck your Burn too. 797 00:55:58,520 --> 00:55:59,353 - Molly, I need your help. 798 00:55:59,353 --> 00:56:00,219 I still have some pieces 799 00:56:00,219 --> 00:56:01,328 that I have to find for the lidar mount, 800 00:56:01,328 --> 00:56:02,907 and their thing is in, like, 30 minutes. 801 00:56:02,907 --> 00:56:06,321 - Ooh! I gotta get a plug for my thing. 802 00:56:06,321 --> 00:56:09,238 No, not that kinda plug, but maybe. 803 00:56:10,915 --> 00:56:12,166 But also an aux cable. 804 00:56:17,009 --> 00:56:19,259 - Wait, Chad, your blender. 805 00:56:23,939 --> 00:56:25,939 Couldn't be that simple. 806 00:56:30,368 --> 00:56:31,785 The playa provides. 807 00:56:42,024 --> 00:56:45,580 pray to Steve Jobs 808 00:56:45,580 --> 00:56:50,580 Valley's against you 809 00:56:59,092 --> 00:57:04,092 rut of a technical review 810 00:57:12,721 --> 00:57:17,721 revolution is up to you 811 00:57:18,112 --> 00:57:22,971 would Steve, no, AOC do 812 00:57:22,971 --> 00:57:26,137 do, do, do, do do do 813 00:57:53,886 --> 00:57:57,330 that this world needs 814 00:57:57,330 --> 00:58:00,778 through technology 815 00:58:00,778 --> 00:58:04,147 that this world needs 816 00:58:04,147 --> 00:58:07,217 through technology 817 00:58:14,178 --> 00:58:16,385 Oh! Ooh, the anti-collision system works. 818 00:58:16,385 --> 00:58:17,869 - Yeah, it could use some calibration. 819 00:58:35,430 --> 00:58:36,601 - What are the sheeple doing here? 820 00:58:36,601 --> 00:58:38,509 Baa, our sign will be 821 00:58:38,509 --> 00:58:41,882 when the sheep baas three times. 822 00:58:41,882 --> 00:58:43,915 - Hazel, what are you doing here? 823 00:58:43,915 --> 00:58:46,527 - Shepherding the flock, my star child. 824 00:58:46,527 --> 00:58:48,608 We're protesting your boss. 825 00:58:48,608 --> 00:58:50,116 - Bill's investor party? 826 00:58:50,116 --> 00:58:53,074 - No, his Burning Village. 827 00:58:53,074 --> 00:58:56,074 Turns out, the federal government is selling land out west, 828 00:58:56,074 --> 00:58:59,546 and Bill is the highest bidder for Black Rock Desert. 829 00:58:59,546 --> 00:59:02,217 I fear what will happen to this place if he takes over. 830 00:59:02,217 --> 00:59:03,759 - What? - You didn't know? 831 00:59:03,759 --> 00:59:05,224 - No. - Bill's plans for 832 00:59:05,224 --> 00:59:07,388 "a tastefully curated living experience" 833 00:59:07,388 --> 00:59:10,126 will literally destroy Burning Man as we know it. 834 00:59:10,126 --> 00:59:11,951 - The One Percent will fly in on their private jets 835 00:59:11,951 --> 00:59:14,051 to experience this Burning Man Lite. 836 00:59:14,051 --> 00:59:17,055 He'll raise ticket prices to unsustainable levels, 837 00:59:17,055 --> 00:59:19,242 which is not what Burning Man was founded on. 838 00:59:19,242 --> 00:59:20,183 - We have to do something. 839 00:59:20,183 --> 00:59:22,382 - His presentation starts any minute now! 840 00:59:22,382 --> 00:59:24,854 If he gets funded, we get punted! 841 00:59:24,854 --> 00:59:26,775 - Don't let Bill privatize the desert! 842 00:59:26,775 --> 00:59:29,135 Keep the Libertarians out of our utopia! 843 00:59:29,135 --> 00:59:30,926 - End unnecessary male circumcision! 844 00:59:30,926 --> 00:59:31,822 - No, baby, not that. 845 00:59:31,822 --> 00:59:34,423 - Yes, they're being sheeple, baby! 846 00:59:34,423 --> 00:59:36,130 It's culture jamming, 847 00:59:36,130 --> 00:59:39,445 just like we used to do with the Cacophony Society! 848 00:59:39,445 --> 00:59:40,415 - Baa! 849 00:59:40,415 --> 00:59:41,998 Baa! Baa! 850 00:59:44,110 --> 00:59:47,422 - Joe, take the car! I have an idea. 851 00:59:47,422 --> 00:59:50,672 Hazel, I think I have something to say. 852 00:59:52,615 --> 00:59:55,556 - The playa provides, baby. 853 00:59:56,668 --> 00:59:59,370 - My fellow sheeple, right now, 854 00:59:59,370 --> 01:00:01,645 influencers and tech CEOs are deciding 855 01:00:01,645 --> 01:00:03,602 the fate of this place. 856 01:00:03,602 --> 01:00:06,614 We are fighting for our right to be who we are 857 01:00:06,614 --> 01:00:09,124 in a world that doesn't think that we belong. 858 01:00:09,124 --> 01:00:10,943 - Baa! - We are here to save 859 01:00:10,943 --> 01:00:13,911 the playa before they fleece us out 860 01:00:13,911 --> 01:00:15,291 of the place that what we love! 861 01:00:15,291 --> 01:00:17,676 - You better believe! - We are not gonna baa 862 01:00:17,676 --> 01:00:20,119 into the good night and have our dreams deferred 863 01:00:20,119 --> 01:00:23,087 by culture vultures stealing what we create! 864 01:00:23,087 --> 01:00:25,946 They have already gentrified my hometown of Oakland, 865 01:00:25,946 --> 01:00:27,666 but I gotta draw the line somewhere. 866 01:00:27,666 --> 01:00:30,276 And for me, today, that line is here, 867 01:00:30,276 --> 01:00:32,359 so who's coming with me?! 868 01:00:38,089 --> 01:00:40,339 And there will be drugs and booze there! 869 01:00:51,357 --> 01:00:52,274 - Yes, man. 870 01:01:07,374 --> 01:01:08,451 - Hey. Hey. 871 01:01:08,451 --> 01:01:09,587 The fuck are you doing? 872 01:01:09,587 --> 01:01:11,071 This is the third time you've played that song. 873 01:01:11,071 --> 01:01:13,378 - Oh, little JoJo Siwa wants me to play it over and over 874 01:01:13,378 --> 01:01:15,197 till she gets the timing right for her TikTok. 875 01:01:15,197 --> 01:01:16,659 - No, that's good. Keep doing that. 876 01:01:16,659 --> 01:01:17,492 - Yeah. 877 01:01:18,776 --> 01:01:20,933 It's weird seeing this from the other side. 878 01:01:20,933 --> 01:01:23,636 - Hey, I don't know what your problem is, 879 01:01:23,636 --> 01:01:26,744 but you need to stop fucking me and start fucking yourself. 880 01:01:26,744 --> 01:01:29,245 I am paying you in massive exposure. 881 01:01:29,245 --> 01:01:30,935 Now, I'm about to make my entrance, 882 01:01:30,935 --> 01:01:33,352 drop that motherfucking bass. 883 01:01:39,486 --> 01:01:41,153 - Hey, party people! 884 01:01:42,346 --> 01:01:44,581 Are y'all ready right meow?! 885 01:01:44,581 --> 01:01:48,996 I'm about to drop this bass like a self-exploratory trip 886 01:01:48,996 --> 01:01:52,788 that makes you question the societal norms 887 01:01:52,788 --> 01:01:55,017 you've been saddled with your whole lives, okay?! 888 01:01:55,017 --> 01:01:57,918 So dance, but have a good time! 889 01:01:57,918 --> 01:01:59,328 - Hey, hey, hey, hey! 890 01:01:59,328 --> 01:02:00,911 Hey, hey, hey, hey! 891 01:02:01,823 --> 01:02:02,823 BillConnect! 892 01:02:03,937 --> 01:02:04,770 Whazzup?! 893 01:02:06,870 --> 01:02:09,120 We are changing the future! 894 01:02:11,053 --> 01:02:12,960 Everybody, property developers, 895 01:02:12,960 --> 01:02:15,047 developers, developers, developers, 896 01:02:15,047 --> 01:02:16,683 developers, developers! - Developers, developers. 897 01:02:16,683 --> 01:02:17,516 - Ah. 898 01:02:20,156 --> 01:02:23,525 Hey. Hey, I see you, Gwyneth Paltrow. 899 01:02:23,525 --> 01:02:26,570 I got your candle. Really does smell like, mm-hm. 900 01:02:26,570 --> 01:02:29,096 And, Oprah?! You get a yurt! 901 01:02:29,096 --> 01:02:30,949 And you get a yurt! And you get a yurt! 902 01:02:30,949 --> 01:02:35,203 Oh, is that Ja Rule?! Hey, hey, loved your festival. 903 01:02:35,203 --> 01:02:37,573 Totally believable... 904 01:02:37,573 --> 01:02:39,484 Tiger King. 905 01:02:39,484 --> 01:02:41,411 You're still relevant? 906 01:02:41,411 --> 01:02:42,244 That doesn't matter. 907 01:02:42,244 --> 01:02:44,721 Thanks so much for coming to the soiree! 908 01:02:44,721 --> 01:02:47,260 Hey, hey, hey, hey, I'm so high, 909 01:02:47,260 --> 01:02:49,593 hey, welcome to BillConnect, 910 01:02:50,651 --> 01:02:53,734 or, or b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-BillCON! 911 01:02:58,691 --> 01:03:02,300 You know me, self-made billionaire, 912 01:03:02,300 --> 01:03:05,967 tech investor, entrepreneur, playboy, zaddy. 913 01:03:09,613 --> 01:03:12,863 Yes, Billionaire is my legal last name. 914 01:03:17,603 --> 01:03:20,352 Tonight is not about me, no! 915 01:03:20,352 --> 01:03:21,688 No. No, no, no, no. 916 01:03:21,688 --> 01:03:24,447 Tonight is about the future, future, future, 917 01:03:24,447 --> 01:03:27,239 future, future, future, future. 918 01:03:27,239 --> 01:03:30,022 We're taking the best parts of Burning Man, 919 01:03:30,022 --> 01:03:32,605 and curating them just for you, 920 01:03:34,228 --> 01:03:39,214 without all the hippies, and furries, and moopers. 921 01:03:39,214 --> 01:03:40,907 We will use automation 922 01:03:40,907 --> 01:03:43,662 to create the tax-free Libertarian utopia 923 01:03:43,662 --> 01:03:45,912 we've all been dreaming of. 924 01:03:48,202 --> 01:03:50,112 We can recruit the top programmers 925 01:03:50,112 --> 01:03:52,413 in the world and fly them here. 926 01:03:52,413 --> 01:03:54,413 They can build and create, 927 01:03:54,413 --> 01:03:59,413 unfettered by laws and pesky regulations and, mm, ethics. 928 01:03:59,652 --> 01:04:02,485 Let us open a free trade of ideas, 929 01:04:03,648 --> 01:04:06,239 and create the automated city of the future 930 01:04:06,239 --> 01:04:08,968 that I'm calling, wait for it, 931 01:04:08,968 --> 01:04:11,635 b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-Burning Village! 932 01:04:45,427 --> 01:04:48,578 to its rightful owners 933 01:04:48,578 --> 01:04:53,411 b-b-b-bitch, move over 934 01:05:01,262 --> 01:05:04,220 And for tonight's keynote address, 935 01:05:04,220 --> 01:05:06,960 we wanna introduce a bright, supple, young mind 936 01:05:06,960 --> 01:05:10,691 that we here at Safeword are hoping to get into bed with, 937 01:05:10,691 --> 01:05:11,781 and not just missionary. 938 01:05:11,781 --> 01:05:15,282 We want all the kinks. We love his ideas! 939 01:05:15,282 --> 01:05:19,654 We wanna get inside him, and we hope you will too. 940 01:05:19,654 --> 01:05:22,904 Allow me to introduce Joe and his aCar! 941 01:05:36,641 --> 01:05:37,474 - Ahem. 942 01:05:38,490 --> 01:05:39,323 Ahem. 943 01:05:44,143 --> 01:05:46,404 They say the wheel can't be reinvented, 944 01:05:46,404 --> 01:05:48,425 but I would argue against it. 945 01:05:48,425 --> 01:05:50,045 Um, I'm offering a revolutionary 946 01:05:50,045 --> 01:05:50,878 technology that's- - Yes. 947 01:05:50,878 --> 01:05:53,693 That's so revolutionary. It's amazing. 948 01:05:53,693 --> 01:05:55,729 All right, here you go, champ. Keep going. 949 01:05:55,729 --> 01:05:56,924 Eye on the prize. Come on. 950 01:05:56,924 --> 01:05:57,757 - What? 951 01:05:59,165 --> 01:06:02,248 Um, or how about the aCar to cut jobs 952 01:06:04,225 --> 01:06:07,316 and modernize your shipping infrastructure, 953 01:06:07,316 --> 01:06:10,149 um, stop jobs from going overseas, 954 01:06:11,613 --> 01:06:13,696 compete with the Chinese? 955 01:06:15,350 --> 01:06:18,200 Um, I've got a revolutionary technology 956 01:06:18,200 --> 01:06:20,024 that's better than them all combined. 957 01:06:20,024 --> 01:06:23,544 Um, we can revolutionize, mobilize, 958 01:06:23,544 --> 01:06:25,711 and privatize Burning Man. 959 01:06:28,144 --> 01:06:32,227 And these hippies stans will never see it coming. 960 01:06:34,338 --> 01:06:36,956 Um, think outside the road 961 01:06:36,956 --> 01:06:38,823 and get ready for the ride of your life. 962 01:06:38,823 --> 01:06:41,636 We've reinvented transportation, automation, 963 01:06:41,636 --> 01:06:46,053 intelli-humanoidal collaboration, and I'm calling it, 964 01:06:49,903 --> 01:06:51,320 I'm calling it... 965 01:06:55,133 --> 01:06:57,466 I'm not calling it anything. 966 01:06:59,100 --> 01:07:00,433 I can't do this. 967 01:07:05,728 --> 01:07:06,811 Sorry. Sorry. 968 01:07:08,752 --> 01:07:09,835 Um, fuck you. 969 01:07:10,718 --> 01:07:11,551 - Yeah, fuck... 970 01:07:11,551 --> 01:07:15,541 Fuck me? Joe, what do you think you're doing? 971 01:07:15,541 --> 01:07:17,012 - Look, I built this car to help people, 972 01:07:17,012 --> 01:07:19,291 not for rich people to joyride in. 973 01:07:19,291 --> 01:07:21,349 I know I came here to pitch my tech, 974 01:07:21,349 --> 01:07:26,259 but I didn't build this car for you, I built it for them! 975 01:07:26,259 --> 01:07:29,420 No, not them. Like, they're outside. 976 01:07:29,420 --> 01:07:31,228 I know I'm supposed to say something really profound here, 977 01:07:31,228 --> 01:07:34,108 but I'm still processing it. 978 01:07:34,108 --> 01:07:34,999 Molly, do you- 979 01:07:34,999 --> 01:07:36,995 - I sure can. Baa! 980 01:07:36,995 --> 01:07:38,779 - Baa! - Oh, god, what is this, 981 01:07:38,779 --> 01:07:40,842 a flash mob?! 982 01:07:46,570 --> 01:07:47,955 - Silence! 983 01:07:47,955 --> 01:07:49,618 - These Burners are expressing 984 01:07:49,618 --> 01:07:52,611 their civic responsibility and participation, 985 01:07:52,611 --> 01:07:54,741 key principles of Burning Man that you've thrown 986 01:07:54,741 --> 01:07:57,129 under the bus with your Burning Village. 987 01:07:57,129 --> 01:07:57,962 - No, no, no, no, no. 988 01:07:57,962 --> 01:08:00,188 This woman is pulling the wool over your eyes. 989 01:08:00,188 --> 01:08:01,359 - That's not funny, that's wack. 990 01:08:01,359 --> 01:08:03,284 - Molly, you got me the wrong drugs, 991 01:08:03,284 --> 01:08:05,382 you started this crappy dinner theater, 992 01:08:05,382 --> 01:08:07,484 and you're still not in your bikini. 993 01:08:07,484 --> 01:08:08,451 - It burned. 994 01:08:08,451 --> 01:08:10,017 - Yes! Free the nipple! 995 01:08:10,017 --> 01:08:11,006 That is not what I meant. 996 01:08:11,006 --> 01:08:11,935 Well, then what you meant. 997 01:08:11,935 --> 01:08:16,435 - Okay. Bill, your toxic masculinity is exhausting me. 998 01:08:17,368 --> 01:08:20,587 Get a coloring book and a therapist, okay? 999 01:08:20,587 --> 01:08:23,638 Burning Man is not a playground for the One Percent! 1000 01:08:23,638 --> 01:08:26,877 - Take that shit to Coachella. 1001 01:08:26,877 --> 01:08:27,728 Do you have any idea of what 1002 01:08:27,728 --> 01:08:29,988 you're making me look like? 1003 01:08:29,988 --> 01:08:32,141 Yourself. 1004 01:08:32,141 --> 01:08:33,633 - I'm warning you, I will- - If you wanna fire me, 1005 01:08:33,633 --> 01:08:34,746 go ahead. 1006 01:08:34,746 --> 01:08:36,028 What happens in the default world 1007 01:08:36,028 --> 01:08:38,535 has no effect on me here on the playa. 1008 01:08:38,535 --> 01:08:41,613 I'm home. I've found my strength here. 1009 01:08:41,613 --> 01:08:43,321 I'm confident. 1010 01:08:43,321 --> 01:08:44,617 I am here now. 1011 01:08:52,213 --> 01:08:54,813 out things with gears 1012 01:09:07,255 --> 01:09:12,255 the actor in this play 1013 01:09:53,503 --> 01:09:56,662 - Yeah, the kids are here now, William. 1014 01:09:56,662 --> 01:09:59,151 Oh, and the new age is leaving you behind. 1015 01:09:59,151 --> 01:10:00,791 - I don't know where you get off, Hazel. 1016 01:10:00,791 --> 01:10:02,105 You're part of the One Percent! 1017 01:10:02,105 --> 01:10:03,836 - What? 1018 01:10:03,836 --> 01:10:04,753 - Oh, Bill. 1019 01:10:06,280 --> 01:10:08,903 Yes, it's true, children. 1020 01:10:08,903 --> 01:10:11,192 Out here, I'm known as Hazel the Hippie, 1021 01:10:11,192 --> 01:10:15,650 but in the default world, I go by Shirley Booth Werner. 1022 01:10:16,939 --> 01:10:19,395 The inventor of the clamshell laptop. 1023 01:10:19,395 --> 01:10:22,829 - Now, I may be wealthy in the default world, 1024 01:10:22,829 --> 01:10:27,162 but I live the principles of Burning Man year-round. 1025 01:10:28,176 --> 01:10:30,120 I'm an angel investor. 1026 01:10:30,120 --> 01:10:32,502 I fund small startups and nonprofits 1027 01:10:32,502 --> 01:10:36,321 that work to improve the human experience. 1028 01:10:36,321 --> 01:10:40,404 the minute you get out of 1029 01:10:40,404 --> 01:10:44,385 any kind of contract with this bozo, you give me a call. 1030 01:10:44,385 --> 01:10:47,145 Yes, tech goddess. - No, no, no, no, no, no! 1031 01:10:47,145 --> 01:10:51,125 BillConnect is my party; this will be my desert! 1032 01:10:51,125 --> 01:10:53,616 - Bill, you cannot throw an exclusive party 1033 01:10:53,616 --> 01:10:56,318 when Burning Man is about radical inclusion. 1034 01:10:56,318 --> 01:10:58,469 - Can't you see that I'm the victim here? 1035 01:10:58,469 --> 01:11:00,486 No one in history has been treated- 1036 01:11:02,654 --> 01:11:03,805 I'm the best, I'm the best! 1037 01:11:03,805 --> 01:11:06,707 I'm hashtag blessed! - Oh, that's enough, Bill! 1038 01:11:06,707 --> 01:11:09,466 I mean, I was a dolphin a couple hours ago 1039 01:11:09,466 --> 01:11:14,455 and I think we all agree with Hazel, you're a clown. 1040 01:11:22,187 --> 01:11:23,020 - Good one, Bill. 1041 01:11:23,020 --> 01:11:24,564 - Okay. - Excellent. 1042 01:11:24,564 --> 01:11:26,403 - Chad, drop the bass. 1043 01:11:26,403 --> 01:11:29,251 And let's turn this into a dance party! 1044 01:11:31,732 --> 01:11:33,361 - Yes! 1045 01:11:35,680 --> 01:11:37,847 Hey, you're a real leader. 1046 01:11:39,779 --> 01:11:43,497 I think I can see a place for you in my firm. 1047 01:11:43,497 --> 01:11:46,365 - I really appreciate the work that you do, 1048 01:11:46,365 --> 01:11:48,516 but out here on the playa, 1049 01:11:48,516 --> 01:11:50,614 I'm free and I do not wanna talk about business. 1050 01:11:50,614 --> 01:11:52,000 - I gotcha. 1051 01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:54,850 - But let's have coffee, and not tea, 1052 01:11:54,850 --> 01:11:56,963 in the real world. 1053 01:11:56,963 --> 01:11:58,986 - That sounds good to me, Molly. 1054 01:11:58,986 --> 01:12:01,826 - You can call me Sparkle. Sparkle Pony. 1055 01:12:01,826 --> 01:12:03,694 - Ooh, all right, Sparkle Pony. 1056 01:12:03,694 --> 01:12:07,141 - Let's do it. - Let's walk this way. 1057 01:12:40,827 --> 01:12:45,827 better than the year before 1058 01:12:47,321 --> 01:12:52,321 better than the year before 1059 01:12:58,806 --> 01:13:02,132 autonomous, autonomous 1060 01:13:02,132 --> 01:13:04,650 autonomous, autonomous 1061 01:13:06,222 --> 01:13:11,222 really made a spark 1062 01:13:18,743 --> 01:13:23,743 but came out on top 1063 01:13:32,930 --> 01:13:37,930 than the year before 1064 01:13:39,344 --> 01:13:44,344 than the year before 1065 01:13:50,344 --> 01:13:53,582 autonomous, autonomous 1066 01:15:28,423 --> 01:15:30,682 - Oh, I'm still going? 1067 01:15:30,682 --> 01:15:31,581 Yeah. 1068 01:15:33,676 --> 01:15:36,096 Drink your tea. 1069 01:15:36,096 --> 01:15:37,513 - Down the hatch. 1070 01:15:43,463 --> 01:15:44,900 So hot. 1071 01:15:47,340 --> 01:15:49,416 - That's it. 1072 01:15:49,416 --> 01:15:50,557 Just a little bit more. 1073 01:15:50,557 --> 01:15:51,392 - It's so horrible. 1074 01:15:51,392 --> 01:15:53,096 Oh, is it? It's all right. 1075 01:15:53,096 --> 01:15:54,075 It'll be worth it in the end, 1076 01:15:54,075 --> 01:15:54,910 I promise. - And it tastes terrible. 1077 01:15:54,910 --> 01:15:55,843 - It's all right. 1078 01:15:55,843 --> 01:15:56,839 Oh, get- - Okay. 1079 01:15:56,839 --> 01:15:58,427 Here we go. - Get... 1080 01:15:58,427 --> 01:15:59,688 - Down the hatch. - Oh. 1081 01:15:59,688 --> 01:16:01,021 - Last bit. - Mm. 1082 01:16:02,167 --> 01:16:03,167 - There's actually still more. 1083 01:16:03,167 --> 01:16:04,611 - Okay. - Okay, here we go. 1084 01:16:06,376 --> 01:16:07,219 It's a deep cup. 1085 01:16:07,219 --> 01:16:08,824 Okay, I could pour less next time. 1086 01:16:08,824 --> 01:16:11,157 - No, no. - That's all right. 1087 01:16:15,123 --> 01:16:17,450 Oh, I'm tripping balls. 1088 01:16:17,450 --> 01:16:18,850 - Fuck you. 1089 01:16:18,850 --> 01:16:20,522 Fuck me? 1090 01:16:20,522 --> 01:16:23,007 What do you think you're doing, Joe? 1091 01:16:23,007 --> 01:16:24,634 - I- - Say it. 1092 01:16:24,634 --> 01:16:27,200 No, say it. - I hate you so much. 1093 01:16:27,200 --> 01:16:28,935 - Why? - 'Cause you remind me- 1094 01:16:28,935 --> 01:16:30,492 - Of your father. - Of my father. 1095 01:16:33,789 --> 01:16:34,622 Huh? - Bend over. 1096 01:16:34,622 --> 01:16:36,070 - Oh, I broke your fan. 1097 01:16:36,070 --> 01:16:38,160 But that felt good. 1098 01:16:40,267 --> 01:16:41,600 - Good one, bro. 1099 01:16:42,848 --> 01:16:44,803 That means you get spanked! 1100 01:16:44,803 --> 01:16:46,061 Bend over. 1101 01:16:46,061 --> 01:16:47,556 - Oh. 1102 01:16:48,910 --> 01:16:49,835 Well... 1103 01:16:49,835 --> 01:16:52,023 - Jagerbomb. 1104 01:16:52,023 --> 01:16:54,330 We're all about radical self-expression here. 1105 01:16:54,330 --> 01:16:56,858 Yes! That means you get spanked. 1106 01:16:56,858 --> 01:16:57,691 Bend over. 1107 01:17:02,297 --> 01:17:03,334 Yes! 1108 01:17:03,334 --> 01:17:05,262 - It's all right. There's another one. 1109 01:17:07,348 --> 01:17:08,860 - Michael! - Sorry, guys. 1110 01:17:08,860 --> 01:17:10,927 I'm really not winning today. 1111 01:17:10,927 --> 01:17:15,376 do, do, do, do do do 1112 01:17:15,376 --> 01:17:16,459 - Turn it on. 1113 01:17:26,819 --> 01:17:27,729 Beautiful. 1114 01:17:41,850 --> 01:17:45,261 that this world needs 1115 01:17:45,261 --> 01:17:48,680 through technology 1116 01:17:48,680 --> 01:17:52,166 that this world needs 1117 01:17:52,166 --> 01:17:55,148 through technology 1118 01:18:11,666 --> 01:18:12,499 Beautiful. 1119 01:18:14,742 --> 01:18:15,959 Now, I've sat here and listened 1120 01:18:15,959 --> 01:18:17,399 to this entire thing, 1121 01:18:17,399 --> 01:18:19,999 and a couple hours ago, I was a dolphin, 1122 01:18:19,999 --> 01:18:22,828 but I can still tell that I think you are a very mean 1123 01:18:22,828 --> 01:18:24,828 or rude and ugly person. 1124 01:18:28,786 --> 01:18:30,036 - I'm not ugly. 1125 01:18:32,714 --> 01:18:35,846 I think there is a place for you in my firm. 1126 01:18:35,846 --> 01:18:38,483 I really appreciate the work that you do, 1127 01:18:38,483 --> 01:18:40,754 but I am free on the playa, 1128 01:18:40,754 --> 01:18:42,469 and I do not wanna talk about business. 1129 01:18:42,469 --> 01:18:43,351 - Gotcha. - Me? 1130 01:18:43,351 --> 01:18:45,270 Hey, Joe, what do you think you're doing? 1131 01:18:45,270 --> 01:18:47,458 - Oh, I'm not doing the speech. 1132 01:18:47,458 --> 01:18:49,658 I think I'm gonna go to, I don't know, 1133 01:18:49,658 --> 01:18:50,815 massage therapy school or something. 1134 01:18:50,815 --> 01:18:52,768 There's one in Costa Rica. It's, like, really good. 1135 01:18:52,768 --> 01:18:53,756 - Why would you go to Costa Rica? 1136 01:18:53,756 --> 01:18:54,652 - Bye. 1137 01:18:54,652 --> 01:18:56,400 Joe, what do you think you're doing here? 1138 01:18:56,400 --> 01:18:58,840 - Well, I built this car for poor people. 1139 01:18:58,840 --> 01:19:00,196 I built this car for poor people. 1140 01:19:01,044 --> 01:19:03,813 What do you think you're doing? 1141 01:19:03,813 --> 01:19:06,483 - I don't wanna do this anymore. 1142 01:19:06,483 --> 01:19:08,159 - And Steve. 1143 01:19:08,159 --> 01:19:08,992 - No. 1144 01:19:15,988 --> 01:19:18,338 - Okay, I'm leaving, but on my own accord. 1145 01:19:18,338 --> 01:19:23,108 I'm choosing to go. You cannot kick me out of BillCON. 1146 01:19:23,108 --> 01:19:24,529 I invented the hashtag. 1147 01:19:24,529 --> 01:19:26,178 - Bill, bye. 1148 01:19:26,178 --> 01:19:27,011 Bye-bye. 1149 01:19:28,105 --> 01:19:28,938 Bye-bye. 1150 01:19:31,137 --> 01:19:31,970 Goodbye. 76146

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