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Let's dissect this monster mo-fo!
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Ugh.
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Oh!
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I'm gonna barf.
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He's so full of the creepy goo.
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Oh, God.
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Is this it?
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It has those fuzzy swirly thingies.
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Uh. Fascinating extracellular matrix.
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But I don't think so.
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It's supposed to be more dick-shaped.
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Oh, you know what?
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I think "Tontoom"
basically means tongue.
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So, yeah, just rip out his tongue.
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Just?
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Here, I'll do it.
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I got it!
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Okay.
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Ohh.
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Oh! Ugh.
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Oh, look on the bright side:
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only nine more of these
and we can close the portal.
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Oh, great.
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Just in time for Formal.
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_
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I feel like Olivia Benson
should be featured more.
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Or does she like where she is?
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- Get some friends.
- Get out of my room!
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Oh.
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Aw, I love that we're next to Alias.
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Check it out!
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Thanks, Moms.
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What are you doing?
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Mom!
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Shit, I'm going to be late.
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Ah, girl, I've been
waiting for this all day!
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Me too, girl.
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Ohh!
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This song makes me want to write poetry
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in a field of daffodils.
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This song makes me want to dry hump
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in the back of a pickup
truck at Burger King.
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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com
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It's true!
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Okay, so, to conclude the
research from last night...
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- Yes.
- Dance clubs are over.
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But video arcades are happening.
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- Confirmed.
- Whoof!
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Almost here.
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Time to study the inner workings
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of what cool kids do at night.
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Ooh.
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New Patrol Mission, commencing now.
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- Jackpot.
- You got him?
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Okay, well, I can't see a thing
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but I'm pretty sure I see
an upside down cross.
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So hot.
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Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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The subject is in frame!
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Hello, Sparrow.
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Yeah, that's right, baby,
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you stretch that sexy bod.
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You gonna take those
itchy pants off for mama?
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- Down, Sparky!
- Like you wouldn't hit it.
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You know I'm saving
myself for my soulmate.
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Can we just focus on the
cultural task at hand, please?
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- Okay, okay.
- Do you see any,
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like, movie posters or books?
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I think I spy an iguana cage...
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And, oh, an SNFU poster?
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Maybe we should give 'em a listen.
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Yeah, I'll add it to the list.
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How about bitchface Candace?
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Not sure.
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Her porch light is on and it never is.
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- What was that?
- What?
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Ooh, weird. Oh, he dropped something.
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Who the heck is sneaking
around in her backyard?
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That ain't Tate's car.
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There's something there.
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I'm gonna go get it.
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- Careful!
- Okay.
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What? What? What did you get?
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Show me.
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What random dude is
taking pictures of Candace?
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Whoa.
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Hella weird.
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Okay, I gotta write this down.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Um...
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- Icy grey SUV.
- Mm-hm, yeah.
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Crumpled photo found at the scene.
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- Slouching.
- Uh-huh.
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Adult male.
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Six-two.
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Seemed sad.
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Thoughtful.
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Why was he sneaking around
in Candace's backyard?
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Candace.
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Cheating on sexy boyf, Tate?
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- Huh.
- Hm.
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You really think
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us blasting music like this
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SNFU stuff is gonna make
people want to hang out with us?
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Like, I mean, it might?
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I don't know, Lils.
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I thought the whole point
was just to figure out
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how to blend in and not be so "us."
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But I love us.
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Just like I love
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Sparrow's creamy translucent skin.
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I love us too, Lils.
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I am gonna pull prints
off this tomorrow,
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- just in case.
- Good call.
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Does this make us creepy?
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No!
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This makes us Olivia Benson.
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Mm.
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Ah, oh!
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Sparrow's first nipple ring.
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You know, Sparrow's going
to the party tonight.
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Piper, get out of my room!
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- What party tonight?
- The party at Tate's.
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How would you know this? You're 12.
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- I'm connected.
- It's a Sunday night!
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It's what the cool kids are doing.
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No!
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No.
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And here we are!
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And Sparrow's in there
and I look fly as hell!
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And I know there are
some honeys in there
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just dying to get a piece of your jelly.
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Mm, I don't know.
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I do know!
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Let's do this. Let's go.
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Oh, my God, we're here,
we're here, we're here.
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Out on a Sunday. Rock & roll, ladies!
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For you and for you.
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Thanks, Val!
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Oh! Are you...?
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Oh, no, my gosh.
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For the millionth time, I'm not crying.
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It's just allergies.
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Okay, cool, have fun! Bye!
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No, it was crazy.
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There was, like, seven defenders on me.
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There's Candace and Tate.
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They're totally having sex, right?
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You know, I bet his butt
feels like a hard dinner roll.
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Or like the curve of a ripe plum.
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Or like two peeled honeydew melons.
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What are you staring at, FatAsstrid?
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Let's go, babe.
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Imma blow that off.
Let's just keep going.
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Let's go.
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I swear to God he just looked at me.
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Mm-hm.
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Oh, my God. Shut up!
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It's not my fault my mom
won't let me go to Formal.
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Since when do you ever do what she says?
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I don't. I'm just
trying to keep the peace
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so I can get her to let
me go to LA this summer.
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So if you stay here
you'd be stuck with me.
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That's not what I said!
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Whatever. Why don't you just leave town?
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It's like...
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I mean, why even stay?
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Kind of okay here. You drink your drink?
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Go.
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You're being such an asshole.
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Well, should we talk to anyone?
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Why do you guys keep staring at me?
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Oh! We, um...
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Are you okay?
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Gross.
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Can we just go home?
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Sure, they're officially
killing my Sparrow-boner.
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What're you looking at?
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And why are you guys even
here? I didn't invite you.
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Don't worry about it. We're outta here.
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You know, you should do us all a favor
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and get back in that
little weird patrol car
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you're always in and never come out.
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That's what you call it, right?
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Patrol?
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More like Pudge Patrol!
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You're a monster!
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Check out a mirror.
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Let's go.
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I hate that asshole.
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I wish he'd just evaporate.
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Pudge Patrol?
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God, I want to die.
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How does he even know
we've been patrolling?
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For all we know,
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he's been following us.
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Perv!
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I'm just so sick
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of being treated like we're
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sub-human.
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Me too.
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But you know we're not, right?
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We are awesome.
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Maybe they're the subhumans and...
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we're the normal ones.
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He called us...
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monsters.
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Are we really that gross?
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No.
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No! Why?
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Just because we have
a few extra luscious curves?
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And weird,
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fun extracurriculars?
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No-no-no-no-no-no.
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I refuse to let some idiot chodebag
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tell us who we are.
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He doesn't even know us.
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And, what, he gets to
be a total dick to us
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because his butt's hard
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and he kicks a ball around a field?
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What is that even?
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Yeah.
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I think I might know
what'll make us feel better.
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Let's burn the son-of-a-beast.
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Whoa!
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I'm liking this fury.
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This crap will help it burn, right?
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Probably.
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We want you all to just disappear!
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Eff those haters!
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We want Tate to just... evaporate!
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You're the monsters, not us!
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Let's dance 'em out of our bodies!
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Get out!
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Get!
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Oh, and now,
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make sea kelp arms!
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Now, um,
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stare up at the moon and howl!
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Oh, my God!
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Now, we want you all to evaporate!
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Say it backwards.
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Yeah.
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Etaropave...
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Ot...
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lla...
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Ouy... tnaw...
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Yeah!
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Ew!
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Uh, weird.
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Yeah.
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Cool coincidence.
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Oh, shit!
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Curfew!
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- Go-go-go-go-go!
- You have the keys?
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- Yeah!
- Give me them.
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Uh, thanks, pal.
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I feel so much better!
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I know, me too! Okay,
that was so much fun.
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- Love you.
- Mwah!
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She left my party. Next she'll leave me.
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Stupid Candace.
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I'm just gonna be alone.
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Tate.
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Hello?
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Come closer.
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Why don't you join me at my party?
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Ouch! Ow.
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What the...?
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Local crime stoppers
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reported a missing woman,
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last seen crying at the
city central bus station.
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Gross, Mom.
274
00:13:19,971 --> 00:13:21,451
What are you cooking?
275
00:13:22,095 --> 00:13:24,966
... please notify the Copper Cove...
276
00:13:30,759 --> 00:13:32,922
If my mom pitches Gateway to God
277
00:13:32,927 --> 00:13:34,873
one more time, I swear to God...
278
00:13:34,878 --> 00:13:36,446
Sorry, girl!
279
00:13:38,592 --> 00:13:41,595
Good morning, Fighting Ferrets!
280
00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:43,035
It's finally here!
281
00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:45,909
The big event you've
all been waiting for...
282
00:13:45,914 --> 00:13:47,549
Midterms!
283
00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:49,996
JK.
284
00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,731
The Soccer Formal!
285
00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:53,400
So, without further ado...
286
00:13:53,478 --> 00:13:55,613
I give you Michelle!
287
00:13:59,784 --> 00:14:03,177
Soccer Formal tix are offish on sale.
288
00:14:03,182 --> 00:14:05,368
There's a sign-up sheet inside the caf.
289
00:14:05,373 --> 00:14:07,732
I will be announcing the
theme later this week
290
00:14:07,737 --> 00:14:10,139
so make sure you write in a suggestion.
291
00:14:10,144 --> 00:14:12,380
Oh, and make them good this year,
292
00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:13,990
for once.
293
00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:15,679
I know it's kinda cliché, but
294
00:14:15,684 --> 00:14:17,185
I really wanted to go to the dance.
295
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,388
Me too, girl.
296
00:14:18,393 --> 00:14:20,027
Hey, worse comes to worse,
297
00:14:20,032 --> 00:14:21,601
I'll be your date.
298
00:14:21,676 --> 00:14:24,146
What? You with moi?
299
00:14:24,151 --> 00:14:25,627
I'd be honored!
300
00:14:31,048 --> 00:14:32,884
Uh, one more thing, guys.
301
00:14:32,889 --> 00:14:35,881
This is probably nothing,
but the police gota call
302
00:14:35,886 --> 00:14:37,881
from Tate Hudson's father.
303
00:14:37,886 --> 00:14:39,935
Tate appears to be missing this morning.
304
00:14:39,940 --> 00:14:43,068
If anyone has seen him
today, come to my office!
305
00:14:43,073 --> 00:14:46,810
And you know me: my office
hours are every hour.
306
00:14:46,815 --> 00:14:49,784
Statistically, it's nearly impossible
307
00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:51,724
to find a missing person after 72 hours.
308
00:14:51,729 --> 00:14:54,052
If a person's been missing
for more than seven years,
309
00:14:54,057 --> 00:14:55,796
in some states, they can be
legally declared deceased.
310
00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:57,029
Jeez, Eggs.
311
00:14:57,034 --> 00:14:59,310
Tate is probably fine.
312
00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:01,396
I heard that he left the party crying.
313
00:15:01,670 --> 00:15:03,670
I heard he has a side piece in the city.
314
00:15:03,675 --> 00:15:04,843
Oh, my gosh!
315
00:15:04,848 --> 00:15:07,295
You have a safe and beautiful day,
316
00:15:07,300 --> 00:15:08,951
Fighting Ferrets!
317
00:15:08,956 --> 00:15:09,956
Squeak, squeak!
318
00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:13,029
Ow! Oh!
319
00:15:13,737 --> 00:15:15,748
Sorry! Nothing! Sorry.
320
00:15:16,057 --> 00:15:18,310
What was that outburst? Are you okay?
321
00:15:18,315 --> 00:15:20,060
Yeah. This is going to sound crazy,
322
00:15:20,065 --> 00:15:21,716
but every time the lightning flashes,
323
00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:23,209
I get a spasm in my leg.
324
00:15:23,357 --> 00:15:24,958
Tate?
325
00:15:25,052 --> 00:15:26,620
Where the hell are you?
326
00:15:26,897 --> 00:15:28,779
You don't think we did that, right?
327
00:15:28,784 --> 00:15:32,552
Ha! I wish we had the power
to make assholes disappear!
328
00:15:45,904 --> 00:15:47,560
I don't need a fashion fund.
329
00:15:48,232 --> 00:15:50,145
I've already got the
hottest new accessory.
330
00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:53,170
My new, favorite portable Bunsen burner,
331
00:15:53,175 --> 00:15:54,555
Bunny!
332
00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:56,276
All right, everyone, enough fun.
333
00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:58,123
Turn your books to page 20.
334
00:15:59,753 --> 00:16:01,571
Oh, my God, what is that smell?
335
00:16:01,576 --> 00:16:02,662
Horseradish?
336
00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:04,873
- I don't smell anything.
- You don't!?
337
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:06,700
How?
338
00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:12,396
Yes, Eggs.
339
00:16:12,401 --> 00:16:13,888
How come the storm clouds today
340
00:16:13,893 --> 00:16:15,895
don't look like standard
cumulonimbus clouds?
341
00:16:16,211 --> 00:16:18,647
It's probably because the
thermal rose so quickly.
342
00:16:19,076 --> 00:16:20,611
Oh!
343
00:16:20,616 --> 00:16:22,284
Oh!
344
00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:49,909
Hey, here are your
photos from last night.
345
00:16:49,909 --> 00:16:50,912
Thanks, Jonas.
346
00:16:50,917 --> 00:16:52,903
Oh, and sorry for the stealth
exit through the garden.
347
00:16:52,907 --> 00:16:55,107
Another patrol mystery solved!
348
00:16:55,112 --> 00:16:57,132
I think we got some good
shots for your portfolio.
349
00:16:57,137 --> 00:16:59,225
And if you need any more copies
anytime just let me know, okay?
350
00:16:59,229 --> 00:17:01,031
- Yeah, for sure.
- Yeah.
351
00:17:01,229 --> 00:17:04,240
So, are you, uh,
getting back into acting?
352
00:17:07,933 --> 00:17:10,420
I'm telling you: it was so weird.
353
00:17:10,425 --> 00:17:13,037
I-I could have sworn
I saw something outside
354
00:17:13,042 --> 00:17:14,224
the window in art class.
355
00:17:14,229 --> 00:17:16,432
I had my camera and I saw something
356
00:17:16,437 --> 00:17:18,037
like, rustling in the trees.
357
00:17:18,042 --> 00:17:19,896
I don't... I can't even
explain to you. Like...
358
00:17:19,901 --> 00:17:21,503
BRB. Emergency.
359
00:17:29,283 --> 00:17:31,179
Anyways, like I was saying,
360
00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:33,310
I definitely saw rustling
in the trees, though.
361
00:17:33,315 --> 00:17:36,051
Or did you fall asleep
watching Twilight Zone again?
362
00:17:36,485 --> 00:17:38,286
Gotta get a jump on the pepperoni
363
00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:40,193
before Pudge Patrol clears it out.
364
00:17:42,494 --> 00:17:44,329
Come on, let's get outta here.
365
00:17:50,036 --> 00:17:51,732
Well, I guess we have a new nickname.
366
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,372
Yeah, this one really stings.
367
00:17:53,377 --> 00:17:54,591
Screw them.
368
00:17:54,596 --> 00:17:56,060
What do you want to do tonight?
369
00:17:56,724 --> 00:17:58,945
Some light breaking
and entering, perhaps?
370
00:18:00,112 --> 00:18:01,680
I hope Tate's okay.
371
00:18:01,685 --> 00:18:04,312
He's obvi my ideal
court king for Formal!
372
00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:06,720
So, I have some goss from my brother
373
00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:08,488
who works at the police station.
374
00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:10,624
I could get in
so much trouble for this...
375
00:18:10,629 --> 00:18:11,850
Dish!
376
00:18:11,855 --> 00:18:13,724
Pinky swear I won't say anything.
377
00:18:13,729 --> 00:18:16,491
You know you're my BFFesty 4L.
378
00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:18,522
Well, apparently,
379
00:18:18,527 --> 00:18:21,197
a few officers got called
to Brighton Creek Trail.
380
00:18:21,522 --> 00:18:24,327
They found Tate's school
ID, but no sign of him.
381
00:18:25,201 --> 00:18:26,202
What?
382
00:18:26,207 --> 00:18:28,231
It's like he evaporated, or something.
383
00:18:28,236 --> 00:18:29,405
No.
384
00:18:29,410 --> 00:18:30,778
You're kidding!
385
00:18:32,642 --> 00:18:34,144
Oh!
386
00:18:34,784 --> 00:18:37,512
Holy shit, Astrid! Evaporated!
387
00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:39,619
Lils, it's a common word;
388
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:40,999
coincidence!
389
00:18:41,003 --> 00:18:42,784
Speaking of, you gotta stop
390
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:44,657
with the psychosomatic guilt yelps.
391
00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:47,514
They're not psychosomatic
and they hurt like hell!
392
00:18:48,039 --> 00:18:49,436
You don't feel different at all?
393
00:18:49,441 --> 00:18:51,843
No. I mean, the smell of breakfast
394
00:18:51,848 --> 00:18:53,428
made me extra nauseated this morning,
395
00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:55,232
but what else is new?
396
00:18:55,628 --> 00:18:58,364
What about science class? Horseradish?
397
00:18:58,369 --> 00:19:00,037
Lils, we didn't do anything.
398
00:19:00,042 --> 00:19:02,511
We burned a Hacky Sack,
danced around the yard
399
00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:04,652
and yelled some stuff into the universe.
400
00:19:05,094 --> 00:19:07,013
People do it all the time.
401
00:19:07,018 --> 00:19:09,037
Can we please check it out tonight?
402
00:19:09,042 --> 00:19:10,678
For science?
403
00:19:13,787 --> 00:19:17,524
Now, who here pissed off God
and brought these storm clouds?
404
00:19:17,524 --> 00:19:18,583
Mom.
405
00:19:19,466 --> 00:19:21,134
How was school, sweetie?
406
00:19:21,139 --> 00:19:22,707
What's in the envelope?
407
00:19:22,924 --> 00:19:24,380
Those better not be the headshots
408
00:19:24,385 --> 00:19:25,986
that I told you not to take.
409
00:19:25,991 --> 00:19:27,966
No, it's just homework.
410
00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:30,060
I know you wouldn't lie to me.
411
00:19:30,065 --> 00:19:32,069
Don't really have a choice.
412
00:19:51,287 --> 00:19:52,588
You coming back, Val?
413
00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:54,412
Yeah, I'll be back to
rehearsals in a moment.
414
00:19:54,417 --> 00:19:56,443
My allergies are just...
They're killing me!
415
00:20:12,183 --> 00:20:15,744
Hello, Valerie.
416
00:20:15,749 --> 00:20:17,287
Alone again,
417
00:20:17,292 --> 00:20:19,451
like always.
418
00:20:19,544 --> 00:20:20,887
It's a shame
419
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:23,356
that your melodramatic personality
420
00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:25,821
pushes everyone away.
421
00:20:25,826 --> 00:20:29,302
I could drink you right up, Valerie.
422
00:20:29,958 --> 00:20:32,513
In fact, I think I will.
423
00:20:36,030 --> 00:20:37,294
Whoa.
424
00:20:37,299 --> 00:20:39,434
What exactly are we looking for?
425
00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:41,107
Not sure. Um...
426
00:20:43,643 --> 00:20:46,685
Oh, I think that flag marks
where Tate's ID was found.
427
00:20:46,690 --> 00:20:47,924
Ouch!
428
00:20:47,929 --> 00:20:49,598
Oh.
429
00:20:49,603 --> 00:20:51,371
Oh, my leg!
430
00:20:52,782 --> 00:20:54,284
What is this stuff?
431
00:20:54,289 --> 00:20:56,021
Uh, like, honestly...
432
00:20:56,026 --> 00:20:57,619
I have no idea.
433
00:20:59,380 --> 00:21:01,787
It's disgusting.
434
00:21:01,792 --> 00:21:03,728
It's so squishy.
435
00:21:03,733 --> 00:21:05,627
Ach! Almost smells like...
436
00:21:05,632 --> 00:21:07,100
burnt pickles.
437
00:21:07,810 --> 00:21:10,432
Oh, my God, what is happening?
438
00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:12,396
My leg won't stop freaking out on me.
439
00:21:12,401 --> 00:21:14,803
It's like it's being drawn to the goo.
440
00:21:20,970 --> 00:21:23,162
Uh, Astrid?
441
00:21:23,167 --> 00:21:24,702
I think I found something!
442
00:21:27,339 --> 00:21:29,943
Is that a broken fingernail?
443
00:21:32,145 --> 00:21:34,314
A seven-inch long
444
00:21:34,319 --> 00:21:36,252
broken fingernail?
445
00:21:36,433 --> 00:21:38,002
Looks like it.
446
00:21:38,007 --> 00:21:39,575
Bag it up.
447
00:21:41,271 --> 00:21:42,873
Oh, God.
448
00:21:42,936 --> 00:21:44,471
Hello?
449
00:21:47,131 --> 00:21:48,866
Aah...
450
00:21:55,779 --> 00:21:57,904
B-b-ack off, buddy!
451
00:21:59,232 --> 00:22:00,518
Oh, shit.
452
00:22:00,523 --> 00:22:02,436
I'm gonna die at the hands
of a hottie with a body.
453
00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:04,709
Relax, I'm not going to kill you.
454
00:22:04,714 --> 00:22:05,804
I'm actually here to protect you
455
00:22:05,808 --> 00:22:08,693
from the thing that wants to
kill you, so, you're welcome.
456
00:22:08,698 --> 00:22:10,367
Wait. What?
457
00:22:10,372 --> 00:22:12,015
Who the hell are you
and wh-what do you mean
458
00:22:12,019 --> 00:22:13,461
that thing that wants to kill us?
459
00:22:13,466 --> 00:22:15,235
Okay, so, I'm Brutus.
460
00:22:15,235 --> 00:22:18,171
Long story short: a portal to
another dimension was opened.
461
00:22:18,171 --> 00:22:20,732
End-of-the-world type
thing: bad guys, monsters...
462
00:22:20,737 --> 00:22:22,678
The sort of thing you see in the movies.
463
00:22:22,683 --> 00:22:25,537
The thing is that this portal
wasn't just opened by itself.
464
00:22:25,542 --> 00:22:27,444
No, it was opened by...
465
00:22:27,449 --> 00:22:29,017
you.
466
00:22:30,165 --> 00:22:31,606
B-T-dubs,
467
00:22:31,611 --> 00:22:33,537
who hurt you, hm?
468
00:22:33,542 --> 00:22:34,842
This portal is no joke.
469
00:22:34,847 --> 00:22:38,115
Only humans with severe
pain can open that portal.
470
00:22:38,120 --> 00:22:39,271
We're stuck in the woods
471
00:22:39,276 --> 00:22:42,670
with a crazy mofo who
thinks monsters are real!
472
00:22:45,054 --> 00:22:46,327
Lilly, run!
473
00:22:46,332 --> 00:22:48,042
What about that spell you did?
474
00:22:48,047 --> 00:22:49,185
Hm?
475
00:22:49,190 --> 00:22:51,266
- Oh, I told you!
- Okay, what spell?
476
00:22:51,271 --> 00:22:53,106
Oh, you know, the one
where you were standing
477
00:22:53,106 --> 00:22:55,646
7.263 feet from each other.
478
00:22:55,651 --> 00:22:57,486
The copper, the fir tree bark
479
00:22:57,491 --> 00:22:58,773
and the pièce de résistance
480
00:22:58,778 --> 00:23:02,295
when you were howling
your intense pain at the moon.
481
00:23:02,300 --> 00:23:04,209
"Ahh..."
482
00:23:04,214 --> 00:23:06,282
And then we said, "We want you
all to evaporate" backwards!
483
00:23:06,286 --> 00:23:08,014
What? No.
484
00:23:08,019 --> 00:23:10,146
No, no only the stuff that I said.
485
00:23:10,151 --> 00:23:11,986
Wait, why are we
listening to this lunatic?
486
00:23:11,991 --> 00:23:14,227
And you really should have
known better than to do it
487
00:23:14,232 --> 00:23:16,734
on the third Sunday of
the ninth month during a pink moon.
488
00:23:16,739 --> 00:23:18,140
Come on...
489
00:23:18,145 --> 00:23:19,647
Since you're the ones who opened it,
490
00:23:19,652 --> 00:23:21,654
you are also the only
ones who can close it.
491
00:23:21,659 --> 00:23:23,881
Otherwise, humanity sort of...
492
00:23:24,604 --> 00:23:25,920
disappears.
493
00:23:26,084 --> 00:23:27,248
No biggie.
494
00:23:27,253 --> 00:23:30,055
This cannot be real. You cannot be real.
495
00:23:30,060 --> 00:23:32,029
We were just messing around!
496
00:23:32,034 --> 00:23:33,602
It was all fake!
497
00:23:33,607 --> 00:23:35,009
We were just blowing off steam
498
00:23:35,014 --> 00:23:36,514
from the hostile jerks at school!
499
00:23:36,519 --> 00:23:37,928
Yeah, well, the good news
500
00:23:37,933 --> 00:23:39,981
is that your connection to the portal
501
00:23:39,986 --> 00:23:41,561
is actually increasing your senses.
502
00:23:41,566 --> 00:23:43,232
The leg cramps, the weird smells...
503
00:23:43,237 --> 00:23:44,973
That's your powers kicking in.
504
00:23:45,134 --> 00:23:47,584
Hey, look, hot guy,
505
00:23:47,589 --> 00:23:49,557
you're dropping an insane amount
506
00:23:49,562 --> 00:23:52,170
of batshit craziness on us.
507
00:23:52,175 --> 00:23:54,144
And why the hell would we believe you?
508
00:23:54,149 --> 00:23:56,016
Because I'm from
the dimension you opened.
509
00:23:56,021 --> 00:23:58,242
I'm your guide. Your-your Brutus.
510
00:23:58,928 --> 00:23:59,915
Your, um...
511
00:23:59,920 --> 00:24:03,338
your "Giles," in terms you
humans might understand.
512
00:24:03,343 --> 00:24:04,678
Huh. Nice try.
513
00:24:04,678 --> 00:24:05,748
Okay.
514
00:24:06,279 --> 00:24:08,515
Proof. I really hate this part.
515
00:24:08,515 --> 00:24:10,607
Yeah, messes up the whole 'do.
516
00:24:17,733 --> 00:24:19,990
I know: not a good look.
517
00:24:21,201 --> 00:24:23,123
Nice special effects makeup.
518
00:24:23,458 --> 00:24:26,459
You tell Tate, or Candace, or whoever
519
00:24:26,464 --> 00:24:28,463
to kiss my fat ass!
520
00:24:28,468 --> 00:24:31,137
We'll never go to one of
their parties again, hm?
521
00:24:31,137 --> 00:24:32,972
They win! Come on, Lilly, let's go.
522
00:24:32,972 --> 00:24:35,308
This dude is psycho! Come on!
523
00:24:35,308 --> 00:24:36,951
Look, I can't make you stay.
524
00:24:36,956 --> 00:24:39,358
Rule number 6795C, but
you really should know:
525
00:24:39,363 --> 00:24:41,732
the thing that has your
friend is called a Tearjerker
526
00:24:41,737 --> 00:24:43,611
and it targets literally
anything that cries,
527
00:24:43,616 --> 00:24:44,984
for any reason at all.
528
00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:46,319
We've gotta go. Let's go!
529
00:24:46,319 --> 00:24:48,788
And if you happen to be sad AF,
530
00:24:49,068 --> 00:24:51,558
- then it really wants you.
- Come on, Lilly.
531
00:24:51,558 --> 00:24:54,837
It will say to you the deepest,
darkest thing you fear the most.
532
00:24:54,842 --> 00:24:55,995
Oh, and you should really know
533
00:24:55,995 --> 00:24:58,256
your friend only has 26 hours!
534
00:24:58,261 --> 00:25:01,342
I'm not listening to
a horny guy in the woods!
535
00:25:12,843 --> 00:25:14,876
Why can't I stop crying?
536
00:25:14,881 --> 00:25:16,748
I don't know.
537
00:25:16,753 --> 00:25:18,334
I can't either.
538
00:25:22,064 --> 00:25:24,185
Let all those tears out,
539
00:25:24,190 --> 00:25:26,521
my miserable lovelies!
540
00:25:33,388 --> 00:25:35,967
And I'll tell you why...
541
00:25:35,972 --> 00:25:39,834
you can't stop crying.
542
00:25:40,505 --> 00:25:43,420
Because you're excellent party guests!
543
00:25:45,679 --> 00:25:48,482
Damn, I love these sweet beats.
544
00:25:48,487 --> 00:25:50,850
I know this monster thing is disgusting,
545
00:25:50,855 --> 00:25:53,248
but is he also kind of sexy?
546
00:25:53,253 --> 00:25:55,121
Like a sexy daddy
547
00:25:55,121 --> 00:25:56,923
who deals party drugs?
548
00:25:56,923 --> 00:25:59,107
Gross, but yes, exactly.
549
00:25:59,682 --> 00:26:01,756
I know you're not quite ready yet,
550
00:26:01,761 --> 00:26:04,334
but daddy wants a tear-tini.
551
00:26:10,669 --> 00:26:13,858
I think it might need a little garnish.
552
00:26:26,806 --> 00:26:28,256
Perfect.
553
00:26:36,889 --> 00:26:39,127
Now, speaking of sin...
554
00:26:39,132 --> 00:26:42,999
let's talk about the upcoming
fertile ground for sin:
555
00:26:43,004 --> 00:26:44,655
the Soccer Formal.
556
00:26:44,660 --> 00:26:46,762
And don't give me that look, okay?
557
00:26:46,767 --> 00:26:48,269
I was young once, too,
558
00:26:48,274 --> 00:26:50,977
and we all know what
happens at those things.
559
00:26:51,006 --> 00:26:54,038
So, I am here to ask you
560
00:26:54,043 --> 00:26:56,179
what would you rather have inside you:
561
00:26:56,643 --> 00:26:58,312
The Lord's light
562
00:26:58,317 --> 00:27:00,362
or the devil's penis?
563
00:27:00,780 --> 00:27:02,983
- Jesus, Mom.
- Exactly, Jesus.
564
00:27:02,988 --> 00:27:04,327
Ding, ding, ding! Hm.
565
00:27:04,332 --> 00:27:05,834
That's my girl.
566
00:27:06,101 --> 00:27:07,894
You got it, for the win.
567
00:27:08,161 --> 00:27:09,608
Okay, I'll be right back.
568
00:27:09,613 --> 00:27:11,781
Just going to powder my holy nose.
569
00:27:11,786 --> 00:27:13,321
Hm.
570
00:27:34,803 --> 00:27:36,338
I knew it!
571
00:27:38,876 --> 00:27:41,421
Lord, why have you forsaken me?
572
00:27:42,025 --> 00:27:43,593
Send me
573
00:27:43,598 --> 00:27:46,161
an angel of mercy
574
00:27:46,166 --> 00:27:49,179
to vanquish that devil teacher,
575
00:27:49,184 --> 00:27:50,853
Jonas,
576
00:27:50,858 --> 00:27:53,991
who took these disgusting photos
577
00:27:53,996 --> 00:27:56,432
before he becomes a worse influence
578
00:27:56,437 --> 00:27:58,913
on my precious daughter.
579
00:28:03,163 --> 00:28:04,687
That couldn't have been real, right?
580
00:28:04,692 --> 00:28:06,748
Someone's screwing with us, right?
581
00:28:06,944 --> 00:28:08,241
Who do you think it is?
582
00:28:08,246 --> 00:28:10,381
I honestly don't know what to think.
583
00:28:10,752 --> 00:28:12,520
Well, what does it say again?
584
00:28:12,525 --> 00:28:14,060
Um...
585
00:28:14,981 --> 00:28:17,885
Rule 7.85b,
586
00:28:17,890 --> 00:28:19,327
closing the portal:
587
00:28:19,332 --> 00:28:22,680
Collect the following
ten monster body parts:
588
00:28:22,906 --> 00:28:24,926
a krivack from a
589
00:28:24,931 --> 00:28:28,093
J-Z-Z-X-X-S-H,
590
00:28:28,098 --> 00:28:31,035
an A-borg from a Memoragatu;
591
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:33,944
and a bunch of other
words I don't understand.
592
00:28:33,949 --> 00:28:35,410
There must be a logical explanation.
593
00:28:35,415 --> 00:28:36,913
There always is.
594
00:28:36,918 --> 00:28:39,455
A horn came out of his head.
595
00:28:39,460 --> 00:28:40,835
Yeah.
596
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:42,908
Yeah, there is that.
597
00:28:42,913 --> 00:28:44,949
At first, I thought Pilar cyst
598
00:28:44,954 --> 00:28:47,329
but those don't present like that.
599
00:28:48,414 --> 00:28:50,749
What if he was telling the truth?
600
00:28:50,754 --> 00:28:52,456
But what about science?
601
00:28:52,461 --> 00:28:54,499
What about everything else?
602
00:28:54,504 --> 00:28:56,104
That would mean there
are actually monsters
603
00:28:56,108 --> 00:28:57,866
in Coppers Cove.
604
00:28:57,871 --> 00:28:59,373
And...
605
00:28:59,594 --> 00:29:01,429
it's all our fault.
606
00:29:01,434 --> 00:29:03,382
And if that is true,
607
00:29:03,387 --> 00:29:06,641
then that means there's
something called a Tearjerker
608
00:29:06,646 --> 00:29:09,115
eating people's tears
and holding them hostage!
609
00:29:09,554 --> 00:29:12,499
And if somehow Tate
has been taken or hurt
610
00:29:12,504 --> 00:29:14,072
because of us,
611
00:29:14,412 --> 00:29:15,880
then I guess that means...
612
00:29:15,885 --> 00:29:18,179
Oh, son of a bitch.
613
00:29:18,184 --> 00:29:20,273
We gotta find that asshole.
614
00:29:20,278 --> 00:29:21,679
How else will we know?
615
00:29:23,057 --> 00:29:25,126
Ohh! My leg!
616
00:29:25,131 --> 00:29:27,495
God, that smell! Ugh, ew.
617
00:29:27,624 --> 00:29:29,538
Good afternoon, Ferrets!
618
00:29:29,543 --> 00:29:31,011
I'm giving out free hugs...
619
00:29:31,016 --> 00:29:33,007
It's just a normal school day.
620
00:29:33,012 --> 00:29:34,429
Just like any other day.
621
00:29:34,442 --> 00:29:37,507
Absolutely nothing insane
happened last night.
622
00:29:39,619 --> 00:29:41,749
See? Normal.
623
00:29:42,273 --> 00:29:44,275
I'm a monster hunter.
624
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:45,569
What?
625
00:29:45,574 --> 00:29:47,983
- I opened a portal.
- What?
626
00:29:47,988 --> 00:29:50,296
- Of monsters.
- What?
627
00:29:50,301 --> 00:29:53,271
Have you seen Valerie?
She wasn't on the bus.
628
00:29:53,662 --> 00:29:55,990
Oh, no. Her allergies! It got Val!
629
00:29:55,995 --> 00:29:57,638
Let's not jump to conclusions yet.
630
00:29:57,643 --> 00:29:59,828
Okay, but what if it did?
631
00:30:10,429 --> 00:30:12,965
You know you're not as
subtle as you think you are.
632
00:30:12,970 --> 00:30:15,543
Uh, uh, so you're talking to me now?
633
00:30:15,548 --> 00:30:17,317
I never didn't talk to you.
634
00:30:17,317 --> 00:30:18,852
Uh, mmkay.
635
00:30:19,430 --> 00:30:21,783
Ever since you got cool and I got fat,
636
00:30:21,788 --> 00:30:23,289
we haven't exactly been buddies.
637
00:30:23,289 --> 00:30:24,756
It's not like you've
given me the time of day
638
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:26,583
since Astrid came to town.
639
00:30:28,085 --> 00:30:29,887
So, um...
640
00:30:29,892 --> 00:30:31,393
do you...
641
00:30:31,631 --> 00:30:33,166
Do you have any leads?
642
00:30:33,166 --> 00:30:34,901
Let's say, TBD.
643
00:30:34,901 --> 00:30:36,636
Have you heard anything from him?
644
00:30:36,636 --> 00:30:37,930
Pfft. You tell me.
645
00:30:37,935 --> 00:30:40,540
You're the creeper stalking
everyone around town, right?
646
00:30:40,540 --> 00:30:43,138
Right. Cool, have a nice life.
647
00:30:43,143 --> 00:30:44,811
Oh, sorry. Um...
648
00:30:45,660 --> 00:30:47,228
No offense.
649
00:30:48,708 --> 00:30:51,286
I-I heard about the Pudge Patrol thing.
650
00:30:51,291 --> 00:30:53,293
I'm sure Tate didn't
mean for it to spread.
651
00:30:53,476 --> 00:30:55,679
Well, as long as he didn't mean it.
652
00:30:56,053 --> 00:30:57,621
Well, I'm sorry.
653
00:30:59,873 --> 00:31:02,052
So, your jerk boyfriend...
654
00:31:02,708 --> 00:31:04,661
Have you heard from him or what?
655
00:31:04,907 --> 00:31:07,071
No. Nothing.
656
00:31:07,076 --> 00:31:08,263
Crap.
657
00:31:08,268 --> 00:31:09,888
You know, he's not...
658
00:31:09,908 --> 00:31:11,476
always an asshole.
659
00:31:12,778 --> 00:31:14,480
Unlike me.
660
00:31:17,061 --> 00:31:19,810
For those of you who signed up
for formal decorations committee
661
00:31:19,815 --> 00:31:21,743
because you care,
662
00:31:21,748 --> 00:31:23,646
very cool. For those of you
663
00:31:23,651 --> 00:31:25,786
forced to sign up because
of detention, Sparrow,
664
00:31:25,791 --> 00:31:27,916
if you beef up my dance, I will end you.
665
00:31:27,921 --> 00:31:29,489
Got it?
666
00:31:29,997 --> 00:31:33,029
First official meeting
is tomorrow during lunch.
667
00:31:33,488 --> 00:31:35,056
Don't be late.
668
00:31:43,570 --> 00:31:46,267
Oh, shit. Tears.
669
00:31:46,412 --> 00:31:48,802
Yo, she-she didn't mean anything by it.
670
00:31:48,807 --> 00:31:50,408
Are you crying under there?
671
00:31:50,779 --> 00:31:52,240
It probably doesn't matter,
672
00:31:52,245 --> 00:31:54,781
but maybe i-it does so stop!
673
00:31:56,913 --> 00:31:58,481
Just in case.
674
00:32:02,654 --> 00:32:04,188
You're a weird girl.
675
00:32:13,050 --> 00:32:15,013
Oh, I could just... Uh!
676
00:32:21,342 --> 00:32:22,977
Oh, hey.
677
00:32:22,982 --> 00:32:26,310
I think my Sparrow deflowering
dreams are done forever.
678
00:32:26,678 --> 00:32:28,911
But I do think I've
maybe saved his life,
679
00:32:28,916 --> 00:32:30,349
so there's that.
680
00:32:30,354 --> 00:32:32,607
Oh, no! And... cool?
681
00:32:33,353 --> 00:32:36,623
So, I talked to Candace and
I kinda resolved some stuff.
682
00:32:36,623 --> 00:32:39,375
Ew! You talked to Princess Turd-vomit?
683
00:32:39,380 --> 00:32:40,694
How was that?
684
00:32:40,694 --> 00:32:42,328
- It was fine.
- Fine?
685
00:32:42,328 --> 00:32:43,897
- Mm-hm.
- That's it?
686
00:32:44,815 --> 00:32:46,310
What is that face?
687
00:32:46,315 --> 00:32:47,917
What face?
688
00:32:50,982 --> 00:32:52,639
There is a weird-looking
689
00:32:52,639 --> 00:32:54,507
mystical golden orb in there.
690
00:32:58,290 --> 00:33:00,966
Goddamn it, Unicorn Boy.
691
00:33:01,314 --> 00:33:02,882
Way to pile it on.
692
00:33:02,882 --> 00:33:04,784
Can't we just quietly
ignore this all away?
693
00:33:04,784 --> 00:33:06,044
I don't think so.
694
00:33:06,049 --> 00:33:07,550
Like we need another reason
695
00:33:07,555 --> 00:33:09,390
for people to think we're freakshows.
696
00:33:09,395 --> 00:33:11,380
You are freakshows.
697
00:33:15,351 --> 00:33:17,513
Hello, monster hunters.
698
00:33:17,518 --> 00:33:19,087
Jesus!
699
00:33:19,092 --> 00:33:20,793
Use me to hold the ten body parts
700
00:33:20,798 --> 00:33:22,497
needed to close the portal.
701
00:33:22,502 --> 00:33:24,304
Is he frickin' serious?
702
00:33:24,482 --> 00:33:25,740
Step one:
703
00:33:25,745 --> 00:33:27,880
retrieve the Tontoom
from the Tearjerker.
704
00:33:27,885 --> 00:33:30,454
His body is weak, but his
urge to kill is strong.
705
00:33:30,459 --> 00:33:32,545
And if you haven't figured it out yet,
706
00:33:32,545 --> 00:33:34,576
follow your nose and leg,
707
00:33:34,581 --> 00:33:37,802
AKA your monster-tracker superpowers.
708
00:33:38,230 --> 00:33:40,966
I can't believe these
are the powers we get!
709
00:33:47,636 --> 00:33:49,238
How does it work?
710
00:33:56,436 --> 00:33:58,130
Time for some recon.
711
00:33:58,135 --> 00:33:59,540
I'll get the car.
712
00:34:01,925 --> 00:34:03,694
- Ugh.
- Where are we?
713
00:34:03,699 --> 00:34:05,862
This is where my leg told me to take us.
714
00:34:06,101 --> 00:34:07,836
Well, what's your leg saying now?
715
00:34:07,841 --> 00:34:09,376
Cold.
716
00:34:09,642 --> 00:34:11,243
Cold.
717
00:34:11,248 --> 00:34:13,050
Warm.
718
00:34:13,055 --> 00:34:14,146
Warmer.
719
00:34:14,151 --> 00:34:16,519
Hot, hot. What's your nose saying?
720
00:34:16,524 --> 00:34:18,534
Ah, same!
721
00:34:18,539 --> 00:34:20,776
Man, lamest powers ever.
722
00:34:21,697 --> 00:34:24,167
Oh! My leg stopped.
723
00:34:24,264 --> 00:34:25,440
But it's...
724
00:34:25,445 --> 00:34:28,181
throbbing like a mofo
from all this cramping.
725
00:34:28,311 --> 00:34:30,651
I like it when you talk dirty.
726
00:34:31,019 --> 00:34:33,155
But yeah, same. My nose stopped, too.
727
00:34:33,951 --> 00:34:35,792
I-I need to sit down a sec.
728
00:34:35,797 --> 00:34:38,511
Yeah. BRB. I gotta pee so bad.
729
00:34:39,145 --> 00:34:41,743
I'll be here, heh, massaging myself.
730
00:34:41,748 --> 00:34:43,149
Ah, yeah, get it, girl!
731
00:34:43,149 --> 00:34:44,751
You know what I mean!
732
00:34:46,536 --> 00:34:48,894
Oh, okay...
733
00:34:50,590 --> 00:34:51,800
Ouch!
734
00:34:51,805 --> 00:34:53,307
Yeah, great power.
735
00:34:53,733 --> 00:34:55,301
Hey-hey Astrid?
736
00:34:57,367 --> 00:34:58,935
Hm.
737
00:35:05,806 --> 00:35:07,386
Astrid?
738
00:35:09,048 --> 00:35:11,394
Try again, Lilly.
739
00:35:14,329 --> 00:35:16,909
Well, look who it is.
740
00:35:18,101 --> 00:35:19,757
It's my number one
741
00:35:19,762 --> 00:35:21,859
portal-opening party girl.
742
00:35:26,901 --> 00:35:28,312
I've been waiting to invite you
743
00:35:28,317 --> 00:35:30,569
to my very special party.
744
00:35:30,592 --> 00:35:33,413
You're not normally invited to parties.
745
00:35:33,418 --> 00:35:35,059
Is that right?
746
00:35:35,064 --> 00:35:36,566
Oh, no.
747
00:35:36,571 --> 00:35:38,373
Did I hit a nerve?
748
00:35:39,984 --> 00:35:42,874
You're not going to cry, are you?
749
00:35:42,929 --> 00:35:44,277
Please...
750
00:35:46,621 --> 00:35:48,156
Let it out.
751
00:35:51,060 --> 00:35:53,101
Shit, that tastes...
752
00:35:53,106 --> 00:35:54,530
good!
753
00:35:54,710 --> 00:35:56,187
You know why?
754
00:35:56,192 --> 00:35:59,154
It's because you hate yourself.
755
00:35:59,159 --> 00:36:00,538
Oh, no.
756
00:36:00,543 --> 00:36:02,530
Sh, sh, sh, sh, sh.
757
00:36:04,325 --> 00:36:05,687
Now sad...
758
00:36:05,692 --> 00:36:07,562
it tastes good
759
00:36:07,567 --> 00:36:09,536
but worthless
760
00:36:09,541 --> 00:36:12,257
is delicious.
761
00:36:12,290 --> 00:36:14,187
Well, I'm... I'm not.
762
00:36:14,192 --> 00:36:16,905
Sure you are, girlfriend.
763
00:36:16,910 --> 00:36:19,446
Now just give daddy one more taste
764
00:36:19,446 --> 00:36:21,757
before we get started.
765
00:36:25,376 --> 00:36:28,464
Lilly! Get the hell away from my friend!
766
00:36:29,877 --> 00:36:31,304
Ooh!
767
00:36:33,122 --> 00:36:34,690
Come on. Let's go.
768
00:36:34,695 --> 00:36:36,591
Keep the flashlight, tear jerkoff!
769
00:36:44,762 --> 00:36:46,530
Ah, oh...
770
00:36:49,239 --> 00:36:50,774
Oh, my God.
771
00:36:51,575 --> 00:36:53,443
Lilly, are you okay?
772
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:55,249
You saved my life.
773
00:36:55,254 --> 00:36:57,530
You were right: this shit's real.
774
00:36:57,535 --> 00:36:59,444
Oh, crap, I'm so...
775
00:36:59,449 --> 00:37:01,184
I'm so glad you're okay.
776
00:37:02,895 --> 00:37:04,116
What?
777
00:37:04,362 --> 00:37:05,964
What happened back there?
778
00:37:06,103 --> 00:37:07,694
You seem...
779
00:37:07,699 --> 00:37:09,100
so sad.
780
00:37:09,195 --> 00:37:10,764
It was awful.
781
00:37:11,664 --> 00:37:13,648
He told me the truth...
782
00:37:13,989 --> 00:37:15,558
What I already knew.
783
00:37:15,830 --> 00:37:17,554
That I'm worthless.
784
00:37:17,559 --> 00:37:18,694
Lilly,
785
00:37:18,699 --> 00:37:22,003
you are the farthest
thing from worthless.
786
00:37:22,008 --> 00:37:24,471
You're the most important
person in my life.
787
00:37:24,753 --> 00:37:26,122
Then why do people keep telling it to me
788
00:37:26,126 --> 00:37:27,594
if it's not true?
789
00:37:27,599 --> 00:37:30,174
Because some people are idiots!
790
00:37:30,179 --> 00:37:33,248
And that thing's a literal monster.
791
00:37:35,203 --> 00:37:37,690
You were the only one
smart enough to see
792
00:37:37,695 --> 00:37:39,213
what was actually happening.
793
00:37:40,527 --> 00:37:42,662
And who could be worthless
with such a badass
794
00:37:42,662 --> 00:37:44,307
leg cramp superpower?
795
00:37:44,312 --> 00:37:46,081
Huh?
796
00:37:54,607 --> 00:37:57,760
Now, how do we kill this
psycho butt-face monster thing?
797
00:37:57,765 --> 00:37:59,367
Okay.
798
00:38:01,813 --> 00:38:03,568
Okay.
799
00:38:03,573 --> 00:38:05,768
Ten monster body parts...
800
00:38:05,911 --> 00:38:07,746
place them in orb...
801
00:38:08,145 --> 00:38:09,917
yada, yada, yada...
802
00:38:09,922 --> 00:38:11,150
Um...
803
00:38:11,155 --> 00:38:13,503
Tearjerker! Found it.
804
00:38:13,826 --> 00:38:16,338
Okay, listen to this.
805
00:38:17,004 --> 00:38:19,253
Cut out his Tontoom,
806
00:38:19,521 --> 00:38:23,331
permeate him with Krontoxix cocktail.
807
00:38:23,598 --> 00:38:25,088
Cool.
808
00:38:25,093 --> 00:38:26,634
Yeah, easy peasy.
809
00:38:26,639 --> 00:38:28,073
Clear as day.
810
00:38:28,078 --> 00:38:29,739
I see you found what
I left in your mailbox.
811
00:38:29,743 --> 00:38:31,049
Oh!
812
00:38:31,213 --> 00:38:32,714
It's called a locker
813
00:38:32,719 --> 00:38:34,917
and it's extremely public.
814
00:38:34,922 --> 00:38:37,487
How do you expect us to keep
a low profile about all this?
815
00:38:37,492 --> 00:38:39,260
Oh, you'd be surprised.
816
00:38:39,265 --> 00:38:40,900
People see what they wanna see.
817
00:38:41,121 --> 00:38:43,182
Most people, you know, just forget,
818
00:38:43,187 --> 00:38:44,940
or they'll invent their own explanation.
819
00:38:44,945 --> 00:38:47,314
Anyway, I just came to bring you this.
820
00:38:47,759 --> 00:38:49,657
It'll take the Tearjerker right out.
821
00:38:49,807 --> 00:38:52,449
You ran away before
I could give it to you.
822
00:38:52,832 --> 00:38:55,268
Just mix it in with
some stolen victim tears
823
00:38:55,268 --> 00:38:57,137
and some elephant tranquilizer.
824
00:38:57,137 --> 00:38:59,199
Where are we gonna get elephant tra...?
825
00:39:00,776 --> 00:39:02,859
And you're sure he has Tate?
826
00:39:02,864 --> 00:39:05,011
And Valerie and the woman
who went missing?
827
00:39:05,016 --> 00:39:06,784
Yes.
828
00:39:06,795 --> 00:39:08,797
Usually distills his
victims for 48 hours
829
00:39:08,802 --> 00:39:10,337
before he kills them.
830
00:39:11,140 --> 00:39:14,449
To-to wring out as much
despair as possible.
831
00:39:14,454 --> 00:39:15,824
Hm.
832
00:39:15,829 --> 00:39:18,371
For when he drains and
drinks the bodily fluids.
833
00:39:18,376 --> 00:39:19,925
Friends, come on. I...
834
00:39:19,930 --> 00:39:22,074
Oh!
835
00:39:22,362 --> 00:39:24,764
Anyway, you have about...
836
00:39:24,764 --> 00:39:26,900
eight hours left to get to them.
837
00:39:27,408 --> 00:39:30,344
And remember: if you
don't get the Tontoom,
838
00:39:30,349 --> 00:39:31,785
then you can't close the portal
839
00:39:31,790 --> 00:39:32,926
and if you can't close the portal
840
00:39:32,930 --> 00:39:34,949
then the world just...
841
00:39:36,638 --> 00:39:38,406
Dies.
842
00:39:40,805 --> 00:39:42,253
Good luck!
843
00:39:42,549 --> 00:39:44,484
But, wait! What's a Tontoom?
844
00:39:53,210 --> 00:39:54,824
Hey, Astrid!
845
00:39:54,829 --> 00:39:55,964
What?
846
00:39:56,359 --> 00:39:58,494
Got a little something in your hair.
847
00:39:59,666 --> 00:40:01,267
Is that blood?
848
00:40:02,163 --> 00:40:03,531
Um...
849
00:40:03,536 --> 00:40:04,938
I think so.
850
00:40:04,943 --> 00:40:06,550
Cool.
851
00:40:33,081 --> 00:40:34,621
Let's do this.
852
00:40:34,628 --> 00:40:37,097
Oh, my God, this is insane.
853
00:40:37,552 --> 00:40:40,261
I honestly don't know
if I can do this, Astrid.
854
00:40:40,707 --> 00:40:42,509
You are stronger than you think.
855
00:40:42,509 --> 00:40:43,753
Oh...
856
00:40:43,758 --> 00:40:45,003
I'm scared.
857
00:40:45,008 --> 00:40:47,589
- I'm right behind you.
- Okay.
858
00:40:47,594 --> 00:40:49,377
Just you and me, Lils.
859
00:40:49,382 --> 00:40:52,160
Hey, we're the only ones
who can save the world.
860
00:40:52,165 --> 00:40:53,681
Just us.
861
00:40:54,274 --> 00:40:56,574
It's kinda cool when you think about it.
862
00:40:57,194 --> 00:40:59,503
Maybe being us ain't so bad after all.
863
00:40:59,508 --> 00:41:01,077
Hm.
864
00:41:01,963 --> 00:41:03,480
Pudge Patrol:
865
00:41:03,485 --> 00:41:06,422
armed and ready for
some mega ass-kicking.
866
00:41:06,427 --> 00:41:08,363
Oh, my God! Pudge Patrol!
867
00:41:08,368 --> 00:41:11,503
Takin' it back! You're a genius!
868
00:41:14,058 --> 00:41:16,294
Help! Help.
869
00:41:16,438 --> 00:41:18,239
Help!
870
00:41:26,375 --> 00:41:27,943
Okay.
871
00:41:31,386 --> 00:41:32,954
Let's do this.
872
00:41:32,959 --> 00:41:34,527
Okay.
873
00:41:40,467 --> 00:41:41,504
Love you.
874
00:41:43,917 --> 00:41:45,485
Good luck.
875
00:41:51,246 --> 00:41:53,641
Hey, Jerkface, wanna go again?
876
00:41:53,646 --> 00:41:56,254
A return guest!
877
00:41:56,259 --> 00:41:58,176
My favourite!
878
00:42:02,188 --> 00:42:03,231
Sh-sh-sh.
879
00:42:03,236 --> 00:42:05,371
Welcome...
880
00:42:05,555 --> 00:42:07,918
to the paaartyyy!
881
00:42:12,179 --> 00:42:14,254
You poor thing...
882
00:42:14,259 --> 00:42:15,739
Don't you know
883
00:42:15,744 --> 00:42:19,418
faking confidence doesn't
make you any less...
884
00:42:19,423 --> 00:42:21,496
worthless?
885
00:42:27,420 --> 00:42:29,021
Astrid! Now!
886
00:42:29,026 --> 00:42:30,261
Taste this!
887
00:42:30,266 --> 00:42:31,880
Ah!
888
00:42:36,992 --> 00:42:38,527
Whoa.
889
00:42:41,394 --> 00:42:42,864
I think it's stopping.
890
00:42:42,869 --> 00:42:45,942
Let's dissect this mofo
and get the hell outta here!
891
00:42:50,799 --> 00:42:52,567
Uh, gross!
892
00:42:52,872 --> 00:42:54,285
Is this it?
893
00:42:54,669 --> 00:42:55,739
Oh, you know what?
894
00:42:55,744 --> 00:42:57,746
I think "Tontoom"
basically means tongue.
895
00:42:59,935 --> 00:43:01,437
I got it!
896
00:43:01,442 --> 00:43:03,043
Okay.
897
00:43:03,048 --> 00:43:04,583
Ugh.
898
00:43:05,686 --> 00:43:07,221
Ew...
899
00:43:08,324 --> 00:43:09,522
Ugh.
900
00:43:09,522 --> 00:43:11,082
Oh, look on the bright side:
901
00:43:11,087 --> 00:43:13,723
only nine more of these
and we can close the portal.
902
00:43:13,728 --> 00:43:16,130
Oh, great. Just in time for Formal.
903
00:43:21,931 --> 00:43:23,331
Look out!
904
00:43:25,715 --> 00:43:27,836
Astrid...
905
00:43:27,841 --> 00:43:32,301
I can see why your mom is
so deeply ashamed of you.
906
00:43:32,306 --> 00:43:34,743
Always ruining everything.
907
00:43:34,748 --> 00:43:36,035
Go hide over here.
908
00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:40,215
Pitiful. I'm going to put you
out of your misery right now!
909
00:43:40,220 --> 00:43:42,043
Wait! Some party.
910
00:43:42,048 --> 00:43:43,926
All your snacks are gone.
911
00:43:46,773 --> 00:43:48,793
Who's the sad one now?
912
00:43:55,345 --> 00:43:57,332
I've officially decided
913
00:43:57,337 --> 00:43:59,105
parties are overrated.
914
00:44:04,116 --> 00:44:05,617
Okay. Come on.
915
00:44:05,622 --> 00:44:07,262
I'm dehydrated.
916
00:44:07,267 --> 00:44:09,970
Yeah, don't got no water right now.
917
00:44:12,194 --> 00:44:13,943
Okay, we'll get you some water.
918
00:44:13,948 --> 00:44:15,528
- Ow!
- Oh, sorry.
919
00:44:15,824 --> 00:44:17,149
Are you okay?
920
00:44:17,154 --> 00:44:18,489
I don't know.
921
00:44:18,494 --> 00:44:20,369
What just happened?
Wh-what was that? Was...
922
00:44:20,374 --> 00:44:21,656
Was that a monster?!
923
00:44:21,661 --> 00:44:23,512
Look, it's a long story,
924
00:44:23,517 --> 00:44:26,171
but right now we just need
to get you and Val home, okay?
925
00:44:26,176 --> 00:44:27,879
- I'll explain on the way.
- Who's Val?
926
00:44:27,884 --> 00:44:30,754
She goes to school with us.
927
00:44:31,137 --> 00:44:32,939
She was at your party!
928
00:44:33,137 --> 00:44:34,171
Really?
929
00:44:34,176 --> 00:44:36,723
Maybe you need to get
your head out of your ass.
930
00:44:37,309 --> 00:44:38,611
I don't know what to say.
931
00:44:38,611 --> 00:44:41,395
You can start by thanking us,
932
00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:42,887
Pudge Patrol,
933
00:44:42,892 --> 00:44:45,780
for drowning in monster
guts to save your life!
934
00:44:45,785 --> 00:44:47,035
Pudge Patrol.
935
00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:48,541
We're takin' it back!
936
00:44:48,855 --> 00:44:50,290
Oh, and, uh, don't worry,
937
00:44:50,290 --> 00:44:52,496
we won't tell anyone
about us rescuing you.
938
00:44:52,501 --> 00:44:53,650
In fact, we probably
939
00:44:53,655 --> 00:44:55,509
shouldn't talk about
this to, like, anyone.
940
00:44:55,939 --> 00:44:57,259
Yeah, cover story. Good idea.
941
00:44:57,264 --> 00:44:58,267
- Right?
- Mm-hm.
942
00:44:58,272 --> 00:44:59,337
Yeah, sure.
943
00:44:59,342 --> 00:45:01,517
Nobody would believe monsters are real.
944
00:45:01,564 --> 00:45:03,166
Or that I spent more than five minutes
945
00:45:03,171 --> 00:45:06,033
with you dorks, anyway, so we're cool.
946
00:45:06,038 --> 00:45:07,573
Hm.
947
00:45:08,594 --> 00:45:10,162
Also, thanks.
948
00:45:11,277 --> 00:45:12,775
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
949
00:45:12,780 --> 00:45:14,315
Monster!
950
00:45:15,876 --> 00:45:18,736
Oops. Just a shadow.
951
00:45:24,486 --> 00:45:26,388
I had the weirdest dream
952
00:45:26,393 --> 00:45:28,712
that I was in a drug
den with a sexy monster.
953
00:45:28,717 --> 00:45:30,517
- Your mind, Val!
- What?
954
00:45:36,165 --> 00:45:38,470
You guys chose a dumb
theme for the dance,
955
00:45:38,475 --> 00:45:40,143
even though I asked you not to.
956
00:45:40,148 --> 00:45:42,455
So, I chose something new.
957
00:45:42,460 --> 00:45:46,808
I am super stoked to
announce the new cool theme:
958
00:45:46,813 --> 00:45:48,353
Angels & Demons!
959
00:45:48,358 --> 00:45:49,777
A little on the nose.
960
00:45:49,782 --> 00:45:51,246
And now...
961
00:45:51,251 --> 00:45:54,340
I would like to welcome back to Pine
962
00:45:54,345 --> 00:45:56,048
your favourite ferret:
963
00:45:56,053 --> 00:45:58,415
Tate Hudson!
964
00:45:58,420 --> 00:46:00,220
Ah-ha-ha-ha!
965
00:46:00,225 --> 00:46:01,431
What's up? What's up?
966
00:46:01,436 --> 00:46:03,158
He's alive, guys! Yeah!
967
00:46:03,163 --> 00:46:05,056
Okay, thanks, guys.
968
00:46:05,061 --> 00:46:07,097
Super stoked to be back here.
969
00:46:07,102 --> 00:46:09,671
A-a quick reminder to
everybody, all right?
970
00:46:09,676 --> 00:46:11,766
Wear a helmet before you go bouldering!
971
00:46:11,771 --> 00:46:13,239
You won't regret that, okay.
972
00:46:14,663 --> 00:46:16,504
I do have somebody to thank.
973
00:46:17,803 --> 00:46:20,572
I could not have done it without them.
974
00:46:22,197 --> 00:46:24,267
Candy, baby, will you come up here?
975
00:46:28,870 --> 00:46:30,606
Thank you.
976
00:46:31,202 --> 00:46:33,330
I guess some things never change.
977
00:46:33,335 --> 00:46:35,259
Some stuff changes!
978
00:46:35,264 --> 00:46:37,330
Like, I guess monsters are real.
979
00:46:37,597 --> 00:46:40,095
I guess we're monster hunters now.
980
00:46:40,523 --> 00:46:43,048
Arguably cooler than iguanas and SNFU.
981
00:46:43,398 --> 00:46:46,080
I'm gonna get so much
ass it's gonna be freaky.
982
00:46:46,085 --> 00:46:48,275
You guys are freaky.
983
00:46:48,816 --> 00:46:50,783
Damn right we are!
984
00:46:58,828 --> 00:47:00,430
Hello?
985
00:47:02,654 --> 00:47:05,148
Jamison, if that is you
986
00:47:05,153 --> 00:47:07,422
playing another one of your pranks,
987
00:47:07,427 --> 00:47:10,063
then I will be forced to tell your mo...
988
00:47:15,581 --> 00:47:18,499
Mighty Lord and Savior,
989
00:47:19,671 --> 00:47:21,851
you have chosen me!
990
00:47:24,218 --> 00:47:28,202
What an unusual-looking
angel of his mercy!
991
00:47:29,569 --> 00:47:32,366
Not at all what I expected, but...
992
00:47:33,201 --> 00:47:34,735
no matter.
993
00:47:35,997 --> 00:47:38,651
You heard my prayers.
994
00:47:38,764 --> 00:47:41,516
And you are here to rid me
995
00:47:41,521 --> 00:47:44,212
of that evil teacher,
996
00:47:44,217 --> 00:47:46,007
Jonas.
997
00:47:49,836 --> 00:47:54,140
I am here to serve.
998
00:47:55,484 --> 00:47:58,484
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