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[upbeat pop music]
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♪ Look at what's
happened to me ♪
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♪ I can't believe it myself
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♪ Suddenly I'm up on
top of the world ♪
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♪ It shoulda been
somebody else ♪
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♪ Believe it or not
I'm walking on air ♪
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♪ I never thought I
could feel so free ♪
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♪ Flying away on a
wing and a prayer ♪
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♪ Who could it be
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♪ Believe it or
not it's just me ♪
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♪ Just like the
light of a new day ♪
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♪ It hit me from
out of the blue ♪
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♪ Breaking me out of
the spell I was in ♪
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♪ Making all of my
wishes come true ♪
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♪ Believe it or not
I'm walking on air ♪
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♪ I never thought I
could feel so free ♪
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♪ Flying away on a
wing and a prayer ♪
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♪ Who could it be
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♪ Believe it or
not it's just me ♪
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- Oh, boy, look at this one.
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45 years old, playing
tennis on a Sunday morning
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with his friends, bites
it on a baseline coronary.
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Boy, they're just
dropping like flies.
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Look at all these names.
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Every race, creed,
color, and persuasion,
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doesn't matter.
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- Sorry, I'm late.
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- Well, this ain't
exactly poolside
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at the Bel Air Hotel, Ralph.
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I'm out here doing
the Maxwell sizzle,
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you could try to be punctual.
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Now, where's the counselor?
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We need her on this one.
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- Yeah, she couldn't
make it, Bill.
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Uh, her boss invited
her to lunch.
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As a matter of fact, I
don't have much time myself.
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I have to be in
Principal Kane's office
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in about an hour.
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- I don't want to
hear that, Corporal.
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I'm losing a whole
day here myself,
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the least you could do
is play hooky with me.
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We've gotta get you
some practice time
in the suit, Ralph.
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The stuff you have
learned is getting rusty,
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doesn't work half the time.
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- Oh, boy.
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- You're still
banging into walls,
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the whole operation's pitiful.
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- What are you looking for?
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- The sandwiches, Ralph,
the Cokes, I don't see 'em.
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- That's because
they're not there.
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Pam made 'em, but I just uh...
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Well, I didn't have a
chance to get over there
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and pick them up.
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- Sometimes I don't believe
you or the counselor.
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If Patton forgot the chow,
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it could have been Rommel's
war, you know that?
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- Is that the sports page?
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Let me see who won the game...
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The obituaries?
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- Yeah, it's important stuff.
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I gotta keep track
of who's uh...
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Who's uh...
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You know.
- Dying?
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- Can we get started here?
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Now, the counselor's not here,
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so we gotta go
right to Phase Two,
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that's pyrokinesis, the
control and starting of fires.
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- I don't know,
that's a bad sign,
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someone starts reading
the obituaries, Bill.
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Bad sign.
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- Can we please not make a whole
chicken omelet out of that?
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Now, Ralph, I want
you to think heat.
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I want you to think flame, fire.
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Aim it right at this bush.
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If you can do that, if
you can start a fire
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and then stop it just
using the old gray cells,
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we'll drop that
right in the library,
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it'll be devastating.
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Okay, now draw a bead
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and let 'er rip.
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Draw a bead on her.
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Harder.
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- I'm trying.
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- Yeah, it's working, too.
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I can feel it.
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More, go ahead, more!
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Go ahead, harder yet.
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Ah no!
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No!
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- I did it!
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- No, but that's
government issue.
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Stop it.
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You gotta put it out, Ralph.
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Come on, put it out!
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- Uh, hey you know what?
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I think maybe you should,
uh, move away, all right?
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I think maybe I'll
move away, too.
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[boom]
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Gee, Bill, maybe
we shouldn't uh,
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use that power for a while, huh?
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- How am I gonna explain
this down at the Bureau?
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That I torched my
own issued car?
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- I'm sorry, Bill.
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I guess that makes
three this year, huh?
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- Yeah.
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Oh, I'm gonna need a defense.
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Where'd you say
the counselor was?
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- No, no, no, it's not just the
magnificent appellate brief,
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counselor, because
let's face it,
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any good litigator
can handle that.
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What I think we're
beginning to notice
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is a certain legal
flair and imagination
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that doesn't come
along in law every day.
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- Of course, I'm
flattered, Mr. Carter.
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- You remind me a lot
of my oldest daughter.
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When I first hired you, I
think that influenced me.
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And then I came to
respect your legal talent.
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- Well, thank you.
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- I'm about to make you
an offer that I have found
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that I haven't wanted
to make to any attorney,
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man or woman in
almost five years.
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- What's that?
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- I think it's about time
that Carter, Bailey, and Smith
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takes on a junior law partner
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and I would like that partner
to be one Pamela Davidson.
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- Well, I...
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I don't know what to say.
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- Say yes.
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- Okay.
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Okay, I accept the offer.
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But I need one assurance
from you, Clarence.
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- Which is?
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- Am I being offered
this because I'm a woman
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or because I'm a good attorney?
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I don't trade on equal rights.
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I trade on my ability.
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I need your word this
isn't a cosmetic thing.
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- Anybody who would
ask the question
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doesn't need the answer.
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But for the record,
I couldn't care less
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if there are women
attorneys on the letterhead,
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but I sure as hell care if
there are brilliant attorneys
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and you are one of the best.
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Welcome to the top
rung, counselor.
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- Welcome to
administration, Ralph.
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- I was wondering why
you wanted see me.
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I can't believe it.
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I mean, I really
won the election?
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The students really voted
for me to be vice principal?
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- Of course it's only temporary
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until Mr. Knight gets back
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from his sabbatical
in two months.
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You can set your
own office hours
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and of course you'll maintain
your usual class schedule.
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- I can't believe it.
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I mean, the entire student
body really voted for me.
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- Personally, I think
this experiment stinks.
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Liberalization of the
schools is appalling.
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The students vote
their favorite teacher
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as school disciplinarian.
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Where's the sense in that?
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What happens to discipline?
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- Vice principal,
I can't believe it.
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- Temporary vice principal.
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Job starts right now, your
first case is waiting outside.
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- Oh, good, good!
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Because I have some
ideas on how discipline
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should be handled.
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I mean, I wanna set up
constructive work systems
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so I can get the problem
cases to work for the school
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instead of against it.
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- Mm, we'll see.
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Okay, the vice principal
will see you now.
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- Hey, hey, Mr. H,
how you doing, huh?
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- Tony, what --
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- Cubicle 17B, Bill
Maxwell, right?
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- Uh, yeah.
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And you're Palmer
Bradshaw, right?
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- Right.
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- Uh-huh, well, we've been
hearing a lot about you, sir.
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- [chuckles] News travels fast.
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- Yeah.
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- For example, I just
heard about your car.
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- Huh?
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Oh, well...
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- You've totaled three federal
cars in the last six months?
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- Well, uh...
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I'm just finishing up
my report on that, sir.
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- I'll want to read it.
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Any guy who can do that and
walk away all three times
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is my kind of fed.
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Congratulations, Maxwell.
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- Uh, thank you, sir.
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- Um, you're the agent who
puts together the gaming pools
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every baseball season, right?
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- [stutters] Well, I uh...
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- Next time you
put one together,
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be sure to include me, huh?
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I love a betting pool.
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- Oh.
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Sure, absolutely,
I'll put you in
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right at top of the lineup.
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- Oh, no, nothing like that.
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Just anyplace.
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I know I'm being talked about.
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One of the problems with
a high profile situation
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like mine is I never get
to be one of the guys.
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- Yeah, yeah.
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- I hope you can
help me with that.
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- Well, I can give it a whirl.
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Talk it around.
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- Good.
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Thanks.
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- Sure.
- I'll see ya.
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- All right.
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- Quite a piece
of work, isn't he?
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- Yeah.
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- Palmer Bradshaw,
Princeton Class of '74.
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While he was drinking beer
and chasing skirts in college,
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we've been in the field
for 15 years, Bill.
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He's already a senior inspector.
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Already being groomed for
the top spot in the Bureau.
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It's a best desk scenario.
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He's got connections, so
he gets the best jobs.
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It doesn't hurt that his
father runs Technotron
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and contributes to the
President's campaign.
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- Well, he seems like a
nice enough kid to me.
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- Mm-hmm.
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It's easy to be a
prince with everybody
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throwing rose petals
before you, Maxwell.
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- Yeah.
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- He'll be out of here
in a couple of months.
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They're just
rotating him around,
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getting him ready to take over.
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Hey, Bill.
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It's the obituary column.
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- Yeah, so what?
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I keep track of the stats.
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It's part of the job.
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The rest of you guys never
know where anybody is.
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At least I know where
some of them are.
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[pop music]
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♪ Some of my old friends
have fallen behind ♪
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♪ Seems like their dreams
just exceeded their grasp ♪
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♪ With too much to do and
just too little time ♪
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♪ How quickly the
years go past ♪
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♪ Some move up some move out
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♪ And some stay right
where they are ♪
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♪ Some give in some give out
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♪ And some
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♪ Never even get that far
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- Of course you'll be moving
up out of the partners suite,
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new office, bigger desk,
bigger responsibilities.
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- I know.
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I'll make you proud
of me, Clarence.
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- You already have, Pam.
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00:11:14,456 --> 00:11:15,457
- Thank you.
258
00:11:18,503 --> 00:11:21,463
[car door shuts]
259
00:11:36,304 --> 00:11:37,609
- He sticks to his patterns
he'll take a shortcut
260
00:11:37,653 --> 00:11:39,524
down the alley
behind the warehouse.
261
00:11:39,568 --> 00:11:40,569
That's the place to do it.
262
00:11:40,612 --> 00:11:41,396
- Got it.
263
00:11:43,746 --> 00:11:46,706
[suspenseful music]
264
00:11:55,366 --> 00:11:56,193
- Get down!
265
00:11:59,457 --> 00:12:02,460
[tires squealing]
266
00:12:04,419 --> 00:12:06,421
- Drop it, pretty boy!
267
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,437
[gun cocks]
268
00:12:24,352 --> 00:12:26,397
You made a dumb move, Clarence.
269
00:12:26,441 --> 00:12:27,485
- I don't know who you are,
270
00:12:27,529 --> 00:12:28,486
but you're making
an even dumber one.
271
00:12:28,530 --> 00:12:30,097
- Here's the message.
272
00:12:30,140 --> 00:12:32,577
Don't try and buy off the
commission, that's dumb.
273
00:12:32,621 --> 00:12:35,058
Springsong can't stand
the investigation.
274
00:12:35,102 --> 00:12:36,538
People in Tucson don't like it
275
00:12:36,581 --> 00:12:38,845
when their attorney starts
making plans without them.
276
00:12:38,888 --> 00:12:40,803
- I thought Ted would
want it done, I'm sorry.
277
00:12:40,847 --> 00:12:42,413
- You're getting too big
for yourself, Clarence.
278
00:12:42,457 --> 00:12:43,980
Way too big.
279
00:12:44,024 --> 00:12:46,200
You're on notice right now.
280
00:12:46,243 --> 00:12:51,118
Clean up this mess or you
don't see the end of the month.
281
00:12:51,161 --> 00:12:53,816
You tell your father to
be smart, Miss Carter.
282
00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:56,514
[dramatic music]
283
00:13:20,582 --> 00:13:23,193
- What is this, what's going on?
284
00:13:23,237 --> 00:13:24,542
- I'm sorry, Pam, just
a misunderstanding
285
00:13:24,586 --> 00:13:26,806
that seems to have
gotten way out of hand.
286
00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:28,111
- When they wave a gun at you
287
00:13:28,155 --> 00:13:30,635
it's more than a
misunderstanding, it's a felony.
288
00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:31,941
- The trouble with
this profession
289
00:13:31,985 --> 00:13:33,464
is the people we deal
with are almost always
290
00:13:33,508 --> 00:13:35,423
desperate and in trouble.
291
00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:37,468
I guess you have to
learn to live with it.
292
00:13:37,512 --> 00:13:40,297
It's a misunderstanding,
I'll get it straightened out.
293
00:13:40,341 --> 00:13:41,864
As our newest junior
partner, I think you should
294
00:13:41,908 --> 00:13:44,562
try not to read too
much into this, Pam.
295
00:13:44,606 --> 00:13:47,565
Do you think you
can manage that?
296
00:13:48,392 --> 00:13:49,306
- I'll try.
297
00:13:51,482 --> 00:13:53,571
- Good.
[sighs]
298
00:13:53,615 --> 00:13:54,398
Very good.
299
00:14:00,535 --> 00:14:02,493
- Vice principal!
300
00:14:02,537 --> 00:14:04,278
I mean, the kids
all voted for me.
301
00:14:04,321 --> 00:14:05,888
I'm very flattered, Bill.
302
00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:08,238
- Could we address ourself
to the important stuff?
303
00:14:08,282 --> 00:14:09,674
Where's Davidson?
304
00:14:09,718 --> 00:14:12,199
She wanted us here,
we're here, where's she,
305
00:14:12,242 --> 00:14:13,548
where's the sandwiches?
306
00:14:13,591 --> 00:14:15,332
I'm starving and your
refrigerator looks like
307
00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:16,725
a hotel for dead ants.
308
00:14:16,768 --> 00:14:18,205
- [chuckles] Oh, yeah.
309
00:14:18,248 --> 00:14:19,728
Yeah, they get in there somehow.
310
00:14:19,771 --> 00:14:22,731
I'm sorry, I gotta get an
exterminator over to fix that.
311
00:14:22,774 --> 00:14:23,993
But I mean, talk
about a terrific day,
312
00:14:24,037 --> 00:14:25,560
I get this vice principal thing
313
00:14:25,603 --> 00:14:27,562
and Pam gets a junior
partnership in the law firm.
314
00:14:27,605 --> 00:14:29,129
- She what?
315
00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:30,652
She got what?
316
00:14:30,695 --> 00:14:31,566
- Oh, yeah, it
happened over lunch,
317
00:14:31,609 --> 00:14:33,046
but don't tell her that I know.
318
00:14:33,089 --> 00:14:35,831
I got the info from
her secretary, Bill.
319
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,398
I'm sure that's why she
wanted us both over here
320
00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:39,095
so she could tell
us the good news.
321
00:14:39,139 --> 00:14:42,403
- She got a secretary
named Bill, same as me?
322
00:14:42,446 --> 00:14:43,186
Bill?
323
00:14:43,230 --> 00:14:44,535
Gee whiz.
324
00:14:44,579 --> 00:14:47,625
The world's getting to
be a bad hockey match.
325
00:14:47,669 --> 00:14:50,585
No organization, bad trades,
the good guys are all
326
00:14:50,628 --> 00:14:52,848
in the penalty box, everybody's
got secretaries named Bill.
327
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,719
This is up here,
it's really high.
328
00:14:54,763 --> 00:14:56,025
- How high is it, Bill?
329
00:14:56,069 --> 00:14:57,635
- I can't tell.
330
00:14:57,679 --> 00:14:59,550
I keep losing count because I
think it's skipping now on me.
331
00:14:59,594 --> 00:15:02,684
- Boy, what a terrific day.
332
00:15:02,727 --> 00:15:04,381
It's all coming home
for us now, isn't it?
333
00:15:04,425 --> 00:15:06,340
Can't you feel it, Bill?
334
00:15:06,383 --> 00:15:08,211
William, hello?
335
00:15:08,255 --> 00:15:09,604
- Yeah, I guess I can, Ralph.
336
00:15:09,647 --> 00:15:13,129
You burned up my car,
that was a good start.
337
00:15:13,173 --> 00:15:16,654
And then I got this 28
year old shirt collar ad
338
00:15:16,698 --> 00:15:17,786
for a new boss.
339
00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:20,702
- [sighs] What happened, Bill?
340
00:15:20,745 --> 00:15:23,357
Where's the old 73rd
Armored Tech Seven spirit?
341
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:25,272
- 72nd Armored.
342
00:15:25,315 --> 00:15:26,751
- What happened?
343
00:15:27,752 --> 00:15:28,884
- Ace Aarons.
344
00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:32,670
Dropped over dead,
that's what happened.
345
00:15:32,714 --> 00:15:33,933
- Gee, I'm sorry.
346
00:15:34,759 --> 00:15:36,500
- Well, you know...
347
00:15:37,284 --> 00:15:38,981
- Yeah, but I mean uh...
348
00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:39,895
Ace Aarons.
349
00:15:42,550 --> 00:15:43,420
When?
350
00:15:43,464 --> 00:15:44,378
- Two weeks ago.
351
00:15:44,421 --> 00:15:45,814
- Oh, boy, oh boy.
352
00:15:46,728 --> 00:15:48,251
Who's Ace Aarons?
353
00:15:49,426 --> 00:15:50,732
- That's not funny, Ralph.
354
00:15:50,775 --> 00:15:51,907
- Well, it's not
supposed to be, Bill.
355
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,691
I'm trying to wake
you up here, partner.
356
00:15:53,735 --> 00:15:55,737
- Ace Aarons was my age.
357
00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:59,610
Senior inspector, he's head
of the office out here.
358
00:15:59,654 --> 00:16:02,265
He's out there jogging
along and bang,
359
00:16:02,309 --> 00:16:03,658
there goes the old pump.
360
00:16:03,701 --> 00:16:04,920
Massive coronary.
361
00:16:05,747 --> 00:16:06,617
- Bill, that's an accident.
362
00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:08,228
It could happen to anybody.
363
00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:11,535
- So then they bring in
this Palmer Bradshaw kid.
364
00:16:11,579 --> 00:16:12,623
- So?
365
00:16:13,581 --> 00:16:17,063
- Ralph, the kid's
name is Palmer.
366
00:16:17,106 --> 00:16:20,370
He is gonna be the next
deputy chief of the Bureau.
367
00:16:20,414 --> 00:16:21,676
You can bank it.
368
00:16:21,719 --> 00:16:24,070
And he don't even
shave regularly.
369
00:16:24,113 --> 00:16:26,637
- Well, I see what
this is all about.
370
00:16:26,681 --> 00:16:27,769
- You get to be vice principal,
371
00:16:27,812 --> 00:16:30,598
the counselor, she's
a junior partner.
372
00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:33,035
Yours truly, Dumbo
Maxwell, is chugging across
373
00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:35,777
the finish line, folks up
in the gallery yelling down,
374
00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:37,039
"Go, geezer, go!"
375
00:16:37,953 --> 00:16:38,823
This is skipping here.
376
00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:40,695
Oh, would you believe this?
377
00:16:40,738 --> 00:16:42,392
- I don't believe it.
378
00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:44,481
Bill Maxwell, circuit
rider tough guy,
379
00:16:44,525 --> 00:16:46,048
turns into Weeping Willy.
380
00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:49,051
Well, I been saving my dough
for a little piece of ground.
381
00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:50,705
Oregon, on the Mackenzie.
382
00:16:50,748 --> 00:16:51,793
Gorgeous country trout--
383
00:16:51,836 --> 00:16:52,837
- What, you plan
on leaving me here
384
00:16:52,881 --> 00:16:54,970
with this silly red suit?
385
00:16:56,232 --> 00:16:58,713
- I'm getting slow,
Ralph, you can see it.
386
00:16:58,756 --> 00:17:00,149
- No, I can't.
387
00:17:00,193 --> 00:17:01,542
Bill, I don't wanna hear
this, it doesn't suit you.
388
00:17:01,585 --> 00:17:03,283
- I keep making mistakes!
389
00:17:03,326 --> 00:17:05,372
- Everybody makes
mistakes, Bill.
390
00:17:05,415 --> 00:17:06,199
- I don't.
391
00:17:06,242 --> 00:17:07,765
I don't like it.
392
00:17:07,809 --> 00:17:09,767
- Welcome to the
human race, partner.
393
00:17:09,811 --> 00:17:13,728
You can't go because
we're the package, Bill.
394
00:17:13,771 --> 00:17:14,816
Those little green guys,
395
00:17:14,859 --> 00:17:16,644
they didn't pick
us out by accident.
396
00:17:16,687 --> 00:17:18,646
We're supposed to do
this as long as it takes.
397
00:17:18,689 --> 00:17:21,431
How many times have
you told that to me?
398
00:17:21,475 --> 00:17:22,867
We have to hold this
thing together, Bill.
399
00:17:22,911 --> 00:17:26,262
It's you and me and it's
the suit against uh...
400
00:17:26,306 --> 00:17:28,308
- Yeah, that's
right, against what?
401
00:17:28,351 --> 00:17:29,222
- Well, against the world.
402
00:17:29,265 --> 00:17:32,399
When it goes wrong, we fix it.
403
00:17:32,442 --> 00:17:33,922
You know what a metaphor is?
404
00:17:33,965 --> 00:17:35,054
- A what?
405
00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:37,143
- We are a metaphor.
406
00:17:37,186 --> 00:17:38,622
You told me that
when I first met you.
407
00:17:38,666 --> 00:17:40,102
We stand for something.
408
00:17:40,146 --> 00:17:41,408
- Oh, please.
409
00:17:41,451 --> 00:17:43,279
- We are a first
edition folio here
410
00:17:43,323 --> 00:17:45,325
about right and wrong.
411
00:17:45,368 --> 00:17:46,630
- You're an egghead.
412
00:17:46,674 --> 00:17:48,763
I'm tired, I wanna go fishing!
413
00:17:48,806 --> 00:17:49,807
- You can't.
414
00:17:50,808 --> 00:17:52,636
I need your help, Bill.
415
00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:54,725
I can't do it alone.
416
00:17:54,769 --> 00:17:57,250
[door opening]
417
00:17:58,555 --> 00:17:59,730
- I'm in trouble.
418
00:17:59,774 --> 00:18:02,646
I need help and I
can't do this alone.
419
00:18:02,690 --> 00:18:05,301
- Well, so much for ladies lib.
420
00:18:07,651 --> 00:18:08,435
Hey.
421
00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:11,394
- What's wrong?
422
00:18:11,438 --> 00:18:12,134
- Come on, honey,
I'm just kidding.
423
00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:13,440
What's the matter?
424
00:18:17,574 --> 00:18:19,794
- Mr. Spencer, it's Kyle.
425
00:18:19,837 --> 00:18:21,274
I'm in L.A. with Chet.
426
00:18:21,317 --> 00:18:23,145
We passed the message
along to your attorney
427
00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:24,755
and I think he'll
take care of it.
428
00:18:24,799 --> 00:18:25,930
- He was alone?
429
00:18:25,974 --> 00:18:27,236
- [Kyle] No, his
daughter was with him.
430
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:28,150
- His daughter?
431
00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:29,151
Mary was with him?
432
00:18:29,195 --> 00:18:30,283
- Don't worry about it.
433
00:18:30,326 --> 00:18:31,371
He got the message.
434
00:18:31,414 --> 00:18:32,676
I could see it in his eyes.
435
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:33,808
Hers, too.
436
00:18:33,851 --> 00:18:35,157
- Mary Carter's in London.
437
00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:37,159
She's married to a guy
from the Royal Ballet.
438
00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:39,814
You just threatened Carter
in front of a witness.
439
00:18:39,857 --> 00:18:40,641
Fix it!
440
00:18:41,555 --> 00:18:44,253
[slams receiver]
441
00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:49,824
- The girl in the limo.
442
00:18:49,867 --> 00:18:50,868
- Mary Carter.
443
00:18:50,912 --> 00:18:52,522
- Apparently not.
444
00:18:52,566 --> 00:18:55,525
Stakeout his law office
and Clarence's home.
445
00:18:55,569 --> 00:18:57,875
We gotta find out who she is.
446
00:19:00,095 --> 00:19:01,618
- I really like Clarence.
447
00:19:01,662 --> 00:19:03,446
He's one of the most respected
legal minds in this state,
448
00:19:03,490 --> 00:19:04,752
maybe the country.
449
00:19:04,795 --> 00:19:06,101
He handles the top
people in this town.
450
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,451
- How old is this bird?
451
00:19:08,495 --> 00:19:09,365
- Does that matter?
452
00:19:09,409 --> 00:19:10,888
- Just...
453
00:19:10,932 --> 00:19:12,194
Well, maybe not.
454
00:19:12,238 --> 00:19:13,804
I'm just trying to get a
bead on him, that's all.
455
00:19:13,848 --> 00:19:15,763
- Bill's having some kind
of midlife crisis here.
456
00:19:15,806 --> 00:19:17,373
- I am not!
457
00:19:17,417 --> 00:19:18,722
And we don't talk
about that stuff
458
00:19:18,766 --> 00:19:20,550
in front of the counselor.
459
00:19:20,594 --> 00:19:23,118
Now, what happens
if they find out
460
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,859
that you're not this, what's
her name, Mary Carter,
461
00:19:24,902 --> 00:19:26,208
then what?
462
00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:28,428
- Are you in any kind
of danger, honey?
463
00:19:28,471 --> 00:19:29,820
- Well, I suppose I could be.
464
00:19:29,864 --> 00:19:32,649
They had guns and
ski masks and...
465
00:19:33,563 --> 00:19:34,912
What do you think, Bill?
466
00:19:34,956 --> 00:19:37,611
- Well, sweetheart, I think
maybe you got bad guys
467
00:19:37,654 --> 00:19:39,961
in at the top of your law firm.
468
00:19:40,004 --> 00:19:41,876
What you have to
do is go in there
469
00:19:41,919 --> 00:19:45,009
and find out about this,
uh, commission buy off
470
00:19:45,053 --> 00:19:46,968
they're talking about,
whatever that is.
471
00:19:47,011 --> 00:19:48,752
Who are the guys in Tucson?
472
00:19:48,796 --> 00:19:51,799
Why's Clarence the
magnificent got shotguns
473
00:19:51,842 --> 00:19:54,236
waving around in his
face, that stuff.
474
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:55,759
- I could go in there
and vibe the place out,
475
00:19:55,803 --> 00:19:56,934
see what's going on.
476
00:19:56,978 --> 00:19:58,849
- Yeah, that's my scenario.
477
00:19:58,893 --> 00:19:59,850
- It'd have to be
when no one's around.
478
00:19:59,894 --> 00:20:00,851
Tonight, maybe.
479
00:20:00,895 --> 00:20:02,462
You wanna come along, Bill?
480
00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:04,986
- Well, I guess I can
chug around the track
481
00:20:05,029 --> 00:20:07,597
one more time for the counselor.
482
00:20:08,859 --> 00:20:10,513
- We'll have to take
your car, Bill, though.
483
00:20:10,557 --> 00:20:12,211
They may know what I drive.
484
00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:14,300
- Ah, that's okay with me,
485
00:20:14,343 --> 00:20:19,043
but we're gonna have to wear
our grubbies and push it.
486
00:20:19,087 --> 00:20:21,742
- Uh, we had an accident today.
487
00:20:21,785 --> 00:20:23,961
I blew up Bill's car.
488
00:20:24,005 --> 00:20:27,182
- Bill's government issue car?
489
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:30,011
That's three this year.
490
00:20:30,054 --> 00:20:31,665
[sighs]
491
00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:34,407
[dramatic music]
492
00:20:45,026 --> 00:20:46,114
- That's her.
493
00:20:47,463 --> 00:20:49,030
That's the one.
494
00:20:49,073 --> 00:20:50,597
- Hmm, sure looks like Mary.
495
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:52,990
[cocks rifle]
496
00:20:54,688 --> 00:20:58,605
- So, this is the inner sanctum
for the super shysters, huh?
497
00:20:58,648 --> 00:21:01,042
El Swanko, real nifty.
498
00:21:01,085 --> 00:21:01,999
Where's your office?
499
00:21:02,043 --> 00:21:03,479
Down a couple of floors, right?
500
00:21:03,523 --> 00:21:06,352
Well, listen, maybe
someday if you get lucky
501
00:21:06,395 --> 00:21:09,268
you'll get up here on the
top floor with the big guys.
502
00:21:09,311 --> 00:21:12,488
- Come on, my office
is right in here.
503
00:21:13,446 --> 00:21:14,447
- Very nice.
504
00:21:15,883 --> 00:21:16,884
Yes, indeed.
505
00:21:19,495 --> 00:21:21,018
Bill, you should
see my new office.
506
00:21:21,062 --> 00:21:22,498
It's got a private
line and everything.
507
00:21:22,542 --> 00:21:23,934
- Who you kidding?
508
00:21:23,978 --> 00:21:25,893
You got a cubicle just like me.
509
00:21:25,936 --> 00:21:27,677
Would you look at this?
510
00:21:27,721 --> 00:21:30,506
- I'm gonna try
Clarence's office.
511
00:21:33,248 --> 00:21:34,858
Hello, Mr. Carter?
512
00:21:35,685 --> 00:21:36,469
Hello?
513
00:21:39,515 --> 00:21:40,386
It's empty.
514
00:21:41,561 --> 00:21:44,346
Come on, I wanna
show you something.
515
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:53,312
I wanted this so bad, you know.
516
00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:54,878
- I know, I know.
517
00:21:54,922 --> 00:21:57,968
Well, look, Pam, it doesn't
mean that you're through here.
518
00:21:58,012 --> 00:21:59,492
- 'Course it does.
519
00:21:59,535 --> 00:22:00,449
You pull the plug on the boss
and you're through anyway,
520
00:22:00,493 --> 00:22:01,929
don't be silly.
521
00:22:01,972 --> 00:22:06,020
- You know, Bill, you have
a charming way with words.
522
00:22:06,063 --> 00:22:07,108
- Here.
523
00:22:18,554 --> 00:22:21,427
- [chuckles] Yeah.
524
00:22:22,645 --> 00:22:25,082
Yeah, the big guy all right.
525
00:22:26,954 --> 00:22:28,085
Boy, plush.
526
00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:32,525
Is this plush! [chuckles]
527
00:22:32,568 --> 00:22:33,830
The big guy.
528
00:22:33,874 --> 00:22:36,224
- No, this was gonna
be my new office.
529
00:22:36,267 --> 00:22:38,705
All the junior partners
have offices like this.
530
00:22:38,748 --> 00:22:40,271
- [Ralph] Gosh!
531
00:22:40,315 --> 00:22:42,099
This is beautiful, Pam.
532
00:22:42,143 --> 00:22:43,840
Absolutely beautiful.
533
00:22:43,884 --> 00:22:46,103
I don't believe it, isn't
this gorgeous, Bill?
534
00:22:46,147 --> 00:22:49,237
- They give an office
like this to a kid?
535
00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:50,891
A girl?
536
00:22:50,934 --> 00:22:55,069
Come on, now, counselor,
I wasn't born yesterday.
537
00:22:55,112 --> 00:22:58,028
- No, it was more like
1880, wasn't it, Bill?
538
00:22:58,072 --> 00:22:59,421
- That's very funny.
539
00:22:59,465 --> 00:23:02,119
If this is your office,
where's Carter's?
540
00:23:02,163 --> 00:23:03,512
- Right through here.
541
00:23:03,556 --> 00:23:06,733
The junior partners have
connecting suites to his.
542
00:23:06,776 --> 00:23:07,908
- Isn't that beautiful?
543
00:23:07,951 --> 00:23:09,039
- Cut it out.
544
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:20,181
- Look.
545
00:23:22,139 --> 00:23:25,055
- Wow, this guy
knows how to live.
546
00:23:25,099 --> 00:23:27,101
- Well, it's...
547
00:23:27,144 --> 00:23:29,756
Well, this doesn't count.
548
00:23:29,799 --> 00:23:32,106
This has gotta be an
old guy, old geezer,
549
00:23:32,149 --> 00:23:34,369
old family, old money.
550
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:37,198
Gotta be oil or gas
or steel or something.
551
00:23:37,241 --> 00:23:39,026
- No, Bill, he's a
self made millionaire.
552
00:23:39,069 --> 00:23:40,593
His family are sharecroppers.
553
00:23:40,636 --> 00:23:42,595
- Where's the closet?
554
00:23:42,638 --> 00:23:44,161
- That's perfect.
555
00:23:46,163 --> 00:23:49,340
"My family were sharecroppers."
556
00:23:49,384 --> 00:23:51,081
- You know, you are the
oldest 12 year old kid
557
00:23:51,125 --> 00:23:52,431
I have ever known.
558
00:23:52,474 --> 00:23:54,215
Now, will you stop
your foolishness?
559
00:23:54,258 --> 00:23:55,477
This is the file cabinet.
560
00:23:55,521 --> 00:23:57,392
Springsong is the
name they mentioned.
561
00:23:57,436 --> 00:23:59,220
- I got something.
562
00:23:59,263 --> 00:24:01,918
It's coming in fairly strong.
563
00:24:01,962 --> 00:24:04,181
- Okay, kid, that's terrific.
564
00:24:14,191 --> 00:24:16,846
- Oh, yeah, it's
coming in real strong.
565
00:24:16,890 --> 00:24:18,413
- Okay, well, hang in there kid.
566
00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:19,675
Get on it!
567
00:24:19,719 --> 00:24:22,243
Ah, Springsong, that's under S.
568
00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:24,593
- I've got it.
569
00:24:24,637 --> 00:24:27,161
- Yeah, yeah, I got it.
570
00:24:27,204 --> 00:24:28,249
I got it.
571
00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:32,862
Springsong Records,
it's a record company.
572
00:24:32,906 --> 00:24:33,646
- What'd he say?
573
00:24:33,689 --> 00:24:34,516
- I couldn't hear him.
574
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:36,823
Uh, Springsong Records.
575
00:24:36,866 --> 00:24:38,520
It's a record company.
576
00:24:38,564 --> 00:24:41,088
- The president's name is um...
577
00:24:41,131 --> 00:24:42,524
- Chuck Hagman.
578
00:24:42,568 --> 00:24:44,526
- Chuck Hagman.
579
00:24:44,570 --> 00:24:46,093
I don't know where this file is.
580
00:24:46,136 --> 00:24:48,574
It's in a very plush office.
581
00:24:48,617 --> 00:24:52,229
Somebody's holding it, it
looks very confidential.
582
00:24:52,273 --> 00:24:53,796
Hey, you guys, hey come
on in here, you guys,
583
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:56,146
I got the whole thing,
it's coming in very clear.
584
00:24:56,190 --> 00:24:57,234
- That's it, everything
else is marked
585
00:24:57,278 --> 00:24:58,758
security file 16.
586
00:24:58,801 --> 00:25:00,716
That's in the basement,
we need a key.
587
00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:02,283
- You mean a key key.
588
00:25:02,326 --> 00:25:03,414
- That's right.
589
00:25:04,677 --> 00:25:06,592
- Hey, you guys I got
the whole thing solved.
590
00:25:06,635 --> 00:25:07,810
The whole thing.
591
00:25:07,854 --> 00:25:09,464
President's name is Hagman.
592
00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:11,901
There's a file,
Springsong Records.
593
00:25:11,945 --> 00:25:14,904
Um, it's situated in a
room that's very plush,
594
00:25:14,948 --> 00:25:18,255
there's a beautiful
girl holding the...
595
00:25:20,301 --> 00:25:22,042
I wanna go home.
596
00:25:22,085 --> 00:25:23,913
- Okay, Bill, you
find out what this
597
00:25:23,957 --> 00:25:25,524
Springsong Record
Company has to do
598
00:25:25,567 --> 00:25:27,221
with Tucson, Arizona
and a guy named Hagman.
599
00:25:27,264 --> 00:25:28,527
- Yeah and the other guy, Ted.
600
00:25:28,570 --> 00:25:29,440
Theodore something.
601
00:25:29,484 --> 00:25:32,182
- [Pam] And you make your move.
602
00:25:36,099 --> 00:25:38,319
- I'm sitting in there in
some guy's hat and raincoat,
603
00:25:38,362 --> 00:25:41,322
doing a holograph and you guys
are out here laughing at me.
604
00:25:41,365 --> 00:25:43,106
- Ralph, Bill, let's go.
605
00:25:43,150 --> 00:25:45,761
- [Ralph] Sometimes I
don't know why I even try.
606
00:25:45,805 --> 00:25:48,329
- [Bill] Now you
know how I feel.
607
00:25:48,372 --> 00:25:49,330
Oregon, that's it.
608
00:25:49,373 --> 00:25:51,288
Mackenzie River,
I'm out of this.
609
00:25:51,332 --> 00:25:52,159
- You'd never make it, Bill.
610
00:25:52,202 --> 00:25:53,421
- Why not?
611
00:25:53,464 --> 00:25:55,292
- Those crickets are
gonna drive you crazy.
612
00:25:55,336 --> 00:25:57,338
- I love crickets.
613
00:25:57,381 --> 00:25:59,732
Bacon in the morning,
flapjacks, I love all that--
614
00:25:59,775 --> 00:26:02,343
- [screaming] Ralph!
615
00:26:02,386 --> 00:26:04,301
[gunshot]
616
00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:11,308
[heroic music]
617
00:26:13,049 --> 00:26:15,356
[shouting]
618
00:26:23,538 --> 00:26:24,321
Ralph!
619
00:26:33,417 --> 00:26:36,203
[tires squealing]
620
00:26:46,692 --> 00:26:48,563
[boom]
621
00:26:55,265 --> 00:26:57,267
[crash]
622
00:27:00,270 --> 00:27:02,011
- You all right, lady?
623
00:27:02,055 --> 00:27:03,491
- Yes, sir.
624
00:27:03,534 --> 00:27:06,363
- Then these guys get to keep
their arms and legs, huh?
625
00:27:06,407 --> 00:27:07,190
- Please.
626
00:27:14,371 --> 00:27:16,460
[sirens]
627
00:27:17,940 --> 00:27:18,811
- You got no right
bringing us here.
628
00:27:18,854 --> 00:27:20,116
- Yeah, what's the charge?
629
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:21,552
- Assault on a federal
officer for openers.
630
00:27:21,596 --> 00:27:23,293
- Well, we didn't know you
were a federal officer.
631
00:27:23,337 --> 00:27:24,991
We thought you
were a circus act.
632
00:27:25,034 --> 00:27:27,036
Now, who is that guy,
how's he do that?
633
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:29,430
- Uh, piece of
friendly advice, boys.
634
00:27:29,473 --> 00:27:32,302
Um, if I were you I'd
forget about Peter Pan
635
00:27:32,346 --> 00:27:34,217
unless you guys are really
into basket weaving.
636
00:27:34,261 --> 00:27:35,436
- Yeah?
637
00:27:35,479 --> 00:27:36,916
Well, if it's bothering
you that much, pal,
638
00:27:36,959 --> 00:27:39,440
then that's exactly what
we're gonna be talking about.
639
00:27:39,483 --> 00:27:40,223
- Big mistake.
640
00:27:40,267 --> 00:27:41,529
If you take my advice--
641
00:27:41,572 --> 00:27:42,661
- Well, we're not
taking your advice,
642
00:27:42,704 --> 00:27:43,879
we're gonna tell it like it is
643
00:27:43,923 --> 00:27:44,837
and maybe you're
the one who's gonna
644
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:46,012
have some explaining to do.
645
00:27:46,055 --> 00:27:46,795
- Uh-huh, okay.
646
00:27:46,839 --> 00:27:48,057
Roy, take 'em.
647
00:27:50,494 --> 00:27:52,235
- Is there an explanation, Bill?
648
00:27:52,279 --> 00:27:53,454
I don't mean to criticize,
649
00:27:53,497 --> 00:27:56,892
but this appears not
to be a federal case.
650
00:27:58,502 --> 00:28:00,374
Breaking and entering,
that's more within
651
00:28:00,417 --> 00:28:02,898
the purview of the local
police, not the Bureau.
652
00:28:02,942 --> 00:28:05,596
- Well, there is the
Tucson connection, sir.
653
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:07,163
- Tucson connection?
654
00:28:07,207 --> 00:28:09,600
- Um, Tucson, Arizona
was mentioned prominently
655
00:28:09,644 --> 00:28:11,864
in these threats made
against Clarence Carter,
656
00:28:11,907 --> 00:28:13,953
the senior law partner of
Carter, Bailey, and Smith.
657
00:28:13,996 --> 00:28:16,782
So that makes it
interstate, that's us.
658
00:28:16,825 --> 00:28:18,784
- That makes what interstate?
659
00:28:18,827 --> 00:28:20,437
- Um, the crime.
660
00:28:20,481 --> 00:28:22,744
See, I got a hunch about
this one, powerful hunch.
661
00:28:22,788 --> 00:28:25,442
I think what we've got here
is the tip of the iceberg.
662
00:28:25,486 --> 00:28:27,314
Down under there we
got Monstro the whale.
663
00:28:27,357 --> 00:28:29,795
If we can crack these
two garbanzo beans,
664
00:28:29,838 --> 00:28:31,448
we'll be on the track.
665
00:28:31,492 --> 00:28:33,799
- They have cracked,
Bill, you heard 'em.
666
00:28:33,842 --> 00:28:34,713
- Um, yeah.
667
00:28:36,018 --> 00:28:38,499
Yeah, the guy in the
long red underwear.
668
00:28:38,542 --> 00:28:40,501
Um, what do you think of that?
669
00:28:40,544 --> 00:28:42,851
- [scoffs] Mental instability,
670
00:28:42,895 --> 00:28:44,505
a clever ploy.
671
00:28:44,548 --> 00:28:48,204
We'll let Psychiatric
sort that one out.
672
00:28:48,248 --> 00:28:51,207
[softly] Too bad it's
got to be on our budget.
673
00:28:51,251 --> 00:28:52,861
You know, I may do
a treatise on that
674
00:28:52,905 --> 00:28:55,734
and circulate it
in the department.
675
00:28:55,777 --> 00:28:59,955
Agents, the misuse of the
concept of federal jurisdiction.
676
00:29:01,696 --> 00:29:04,351
There's a lot of that going on.
677
00:29:08,703 --> 00:29:09,878
Coming, Bill?
678
00:29:09,922 --> 00:29:10,836
- Uh, yeah.
679
00:29:12,533 --> 00:29:14,056
- Don't feel bad about it, Bill.
680
00:29:14,100 --> 00:29:15,318
Nobody's perfect.
681
00:29:15,362 --> 00:29:17,103
We all call them wrong
from time to time.
682
00:29:17,146 --> 00:29:19,148
- Well, I'm just sorry
about that wild goose chase.
683
00:29:19,192 --> 00:29:20,933
I didn't know you were
out for the evening.
684
00:29:20,976 --> 00:29:22,369
- It goes with the territory.
685
00:29:22,412 --> 00:29:24,545
Besides, it's not like I
was out with civilians.
686
00:29:24,588 --> 00:29:25,459
The mayor understood.
687
00:29:25,502 --> 00:29:27,026
- Yeah, the mayor, nice guy.
688
00:29:27,069 --> 00:29:28,331
- The best.
689
00:29:28,375 --> 00:29:30,377
Some friends of Dad's
are in town from DC,
690
00:29:30,420 --> 00:29:31,378
Pentagon brass, you know.
691
00:29:31,421 --> 00:29:32,858
- Oh.
692
00:29:32,901 --> 00:29:34,903
- Anyhow, I guess they know
how I feel about the opera,
693
00:29:34,947 --> 00:29:37,340
so the mayor got this
little party together.
694
00:29:37,384 --> 00:29:39,952
I don't know why they don't
do Turandot more often.
695
00:29:39,995 --> 00:29:41,518
Great libretto by Adami.
696
00:29:41,562 --> 00:29:45,784
Jeez, I may just be able to
catch the end of the last act.
697
00:29:46,697 --> 00:29:49,091
I'll see you tomorrow, Bill.
698
00:29:51,093 --> 00:29:51,877
- Right.
699
00:29:53,530 --> 00:29:54,705
- When my lawyer gets
done with you on this...
700
00:29:54,749 --> 00:29:55,750
- Mine, too!
701
00:29:58,927 --> 00:30:01,408
- How could things go
so right and so wrong
702
00:30:01,451 --> 00:30:02,844
in the same day?
703
00:30:02,888 --> 00:30:03,845
- Gee, I don't know.
704
00:30:03,889 --> 00:30:06,021
Tell me anything
that went right.
705
00:30:06,065 --> 00:30:07,849
- I got a junior partnership.
706
00:30:07,893 --> 00:30:09,720
Do you know how hard
I worked for that?
707
00:30:09,764 --> 00:30:12,898
I had it for about 15 minutes.
708
00:30:12,941 --> 00:30:14,116
- Well, honey, you don't know
709
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:15,988
that you don't still have it.
710
00:30:16,031 --> 00:30:18,729
I mean, Clarence Carter is only
one of the senior partners.
711
00:30:18,773 --> 00:30:20,557
- Oh, the most senior
of the seniors.
712
00:30:20,601 --> 00:30:22,559
The one who wanted me.
713
00:30:22,603 --> 00:30:24,170
- Well, he couldn't
make that offer
714
00:30:24,213 --> 00:30:26,825
unless the other partners
agreed, could he?
715
00:30:26,868 --> 00:30:27,608
- No.
716
00:30:27,651 --> 00:30:29,175
No, no.
717
00:30:29,218 --> 00:30:31,394
- Well, Bill's got these
gunslingers under toe.
718
00:30:31,438 --> 00:30:32,656
You'll get them to talk, right?
719
00:30:32,700 --> 00:30:34,571
- Oh, and we prove old
Clarence is a crook?
720
00:30:34,615 --> 00:30:36,443
I see how it works now.
721
00:30:36,486 --> 00:30:38,532
Carter, Bailey, and
Smith will be so grateful
722
00:30:38,575 --> 00:30:40,360
for the marvelous
publicity that generates,
723
00:30:40,403 --> 00:30:41,752
I'll be a shoo-in.
724
00:30:41,796 --> 00:30:43,406
- Don't sweat it, counselor.
725
00:30:43,450 --> 00:30:45,234
They already talked.
726
00:30:46,496 --> 00:30:49,630
They loved your act, couldn't
shut 'em up about that.
727
00:30:49,673 --> 00:30:51,414
Not too choked up about me.
728
00:30:51,458 --> 00:30:54,200
So our head boy scout
stamped them loony cuckoo,
729
00:30:54,243 --> 00:30:56,463
shipped them off to
count their toes.
730
00:30:56,506 --> 00:30:57,899
Slapped me on the wrist,
731
00:30:57,943 --> 00:31:00,206
took away my gold
star for the month,
732
00:31:00,249 --> 00:31:03,078
sent me to the basement
to play with my Velcro.
733
00:31:03,122 --> 00:31:04,384
It's been a wonderful day.
734
00:31:04,427 --> 00:31:05,602
- Now, wait a
minute, let's uh...
735
00:31:05,646 --> 00:31:08,344
Let's count up our score
and see what we got.
736
00:31:08,388 --> 00:31:09,606
- We got nothing.
737
00:31:09,650 --> 00:31:11,739
- Wait, there's the
Hagman Springsong file.
738
00:31:11,782 --> 00:31:13,132
- Yeah, but that's
locked up somewhere.
739
00:31:13,175 --> 00:31:14,350
- Right, under confidential.
740
00:31:14,394 --> 00:31:15,786
That means it's gotta
be in the vault.
741
00:31:15,830 --> 00:31:17,005
I know where that is
742
00:31:17,049 --> 00:31:17,614
and I know that
Clarence's secretary
743
00:31:17,658 --> 00:31:18,528
has a key.
744
00:31:18,572 --> 00:31:19,790
- You can stop right there, Pam.
745
00:31:19,834 --> 00:31:21,662
I'm not having you
take any more chances.
746
00:31:21,705 --> 00:31:23,185
- Ralph, all I need is to
get my hands on that key
747
00:31:23,229 --> 00:31:24,926
for about 10 minutes.
- [Ralph] No!
748
00:31:24,970 --> 00:31:26,710
- Will you two stop
for just a second,
749
00:31:26,754 --> 00:31:29,844
let the old pro solve
us a problem here?
750
00:31:29,888 --> 00:31:31,933
All we need is a little
wax impression of the key.
751
00:31:31,977 --> 00:31:34,762
It takes two seconds, now
what is easier than that?
752
00:31:34,805 --> 00:31:35,981
- I could go in
there tomorrow night
753
00:31:36,024 --> 00:31:36,764
and rip the handle
off the vault.
754
00:31:36,807 --> 00:31:37,983
That's easier.
755
00:31:44,032 --> 00:31:45,599
- You see what's happened to me?
756
00:31:45,642 --> 00:31:47,470
I can't even think straight.
757
00:31:47,514 --> 00:31:49,255
Of course, you're right.
758
00:31:49,298 --> 00:31:50,821
- Okay, now listen,
I'll pick you up at 7:30
759
00:31:50,865 --> 00:31:52,388
tomorrow morning on
my way to school.
760
00:31:52,432 --> 00:31:53,607
- You don't have to.
761
00:31:53,650 --> 00:31:55,652
- Counselor, it's still
possible they could
762
00:31:55,696 --> 00:31:56,827
send some guys after you.
763
00:31:56,871 --> 00:31:58,394
- Yeah, I'll pick you
up in the morning,
764
00:31:58,438 --> 00:31:59,961
I'll take you home at night,
I'll even take you to lunch.
765
00:32:00,005 --> 00:32:01,528
- Honey, I'll be all right.
766
00:32:01,571 --> 00:32:03,617
- Well, do you mind
if I just make sure?
767
00:32:03,660 --> 00:32:04,661
- No, I don't mind.
768
00:32:04,705 --> 00:32:06,359
I think it's sweet.
769
00:32:06,402 --> 00:32:08,230
- All this needs is
a bunch of violins.
770
00:32:08,274 --> 00:32:09,971
What did you order
on the burgers?
771
00:32:10,015 --> 00:32:12,017
- You said no tomatoes,
everything else is the same.
772
00:32:12,060 --> 00:32:13,670
- Right.
773
00:32:13,714 --> 00:32:17,544
I don't know what happened
to me with the tomatoes.
774
00:32:17,587 --> 00:32:20,547
[dramatic music]
775
00:32:33,255 --> 00:32:34,430
- Pam?
776
00:32:34,474 --> 00:32:36,867
Pam, please don't run from me.
777
00:32:38,608 --> 00:32:40,959
I haven't slept all
night worrying about you
778
00:32:41,002 --> 00:32:43,526
and what you must think of me.
779
00:32:43,570 --> 00:32:44,658
- Mr. Carter--
780
00:32:44,701 --> 00:32:47,139
- Oh, we're back to
Mr. Carter, are we?
781
00:32:47,182 --> 00:32:48,705
Look, I owe you an explanation.
782
00:32:48,749 --> 00:32:51,534
Allow me that, will you?
783
00:32:51,578 --> 00:32:53,536
- Well, I'm waiting
for a friend to come by
784
00:32:53,580 --> 00:32:55,103
and pick me up, take
me to the office.
785
00:32:55,147 --> 00:32:57,105
- Oh, all right.
786
00:32:57,149 --> 00:32:59,586
Well, until he
arrives, could we talk?
787
00:32:59,629 --> 00:33:01,283
Privately?
788
00:33:01,327 --> 00:33:02,981
We could use the car.
789
00:33:05,548 --> 00:33:08,551
This isn't easy for me, Pam.
790
00:33:08,595 --> 00:33:10,031
If you don't respect someone,
791
00:33:10,075 --> 00:33:12,773
you don't care what
they think of you.
792
00:33:12,816 --> 00:33:14,122
You have my respect.
793
00:33:14,166 --> 00:33:16,777
I'd like to keep yours if I can.
794
00:33:23,784 --> 00:33:26,787
[suspenseful music]
795
00:33:33,359 --> 00:33:35,230
[locks click]
796
00:33:35,274 --> 00:33:36,884
- Mr. Carter!
- They won't unlock.
797
00:33:36,927 --> 00:33:39,452
It's a security feature.
798
00:33:39,495 --> 00:33:40,235
Go.
799
00:33:40,279 --> 00:33:42,890
[motor revving]
800
00:34:03,432 --> 00:34:04,433
[knocking]
801
00:34:04,477 --> 00:34:05,782
- Pam, it's me.
802
00:34:09,612 --> 00:34:10,831
[knocking]
803
00:34:10,874 --> 00:34:11,658
Pamela!
804
00:34:38,598 --> 00:34:39,816
There was no
messages, no nothing.
805
00:34:39,860 --> 00:34:40,600
- Why don't you calm--
806
00:34:40,643 --> 00:34:41,862
- Carter's got her!
807
00:34:41,905 --> 00:34:42,863
- Come down off the
ceiling, Ralph, please.
808
00:34:42,906 --> 00:34:44,169
- But we have
absolutely no lead!
809
00:34:44,212 --> 00:34:45,822
- Yeah, we do, we
got Chuck Hagman,
810
00:34:45,866 --> 00:34:47,563
Springsong Records, remember?
811
00:34:47,607 --> 00:34:48,999
- Oh, that's right.
812
00:34:49,043 --> 00:34:49,696
Well, let's get back there
and rip the vault open.
813
00:34:49,739 --> 00:34:50,871
- No, we don't have to.
814
00:34:50,914 --> 00:34:52,307
I ran him through the computer.
815
00:34:52,351 --> 00:34:53,656
Our friend Hagman the record
mogul is branching out.
816
00:34:53,700 --> 00:34:57,138
He's trying to buy the
Desert Sun Hotel in Vegas.
817
00:34:57,182 --> 00:34:58,096
- The bribe to the commission,
818
00:34:58,139 --> 00:34:59,358
the Vegas gambling commission,
819
00:34:59,401 --> 00:35:00,663
that's what Carter was doing!
820
00:35:00,707 --> 00:35:01,925
- Yeah, and it came
up aces and eights
821
00:35:01,969 --> 00:35:03,536
then a dead man's hand.
822
00:35:03,579 --> 00:35:04,711
The commission has launched
a full scale investigation
823
00:35:04,754 --> 00:35:06,321
of Hagman and associates.
824
00:35:06,365 --> 00:35:08,715
Somebody in Tucson thinks
that's a very bad idea.
825
00:35:08,758 --> 00:35:10,195
- A mob connection.
- Yeah.
826
00:35:10,238 --> 00:35:11,761
- Who?
827
00:35:11,805 --> 00:35:12,501
- Well, I don't know,
that's what we're gonna ask
828
00:35:12,545 --> 00:35:13,763
Mr. Hagman right now.
829
00:35:19,247 --> 00:35:21,075
Thank you, ma'am.
830
00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:22,032
- What if he won't talk?
831
00:35:22,076 --> 00:35:23,338
- Don't sweat it, Ralph.
832
00:35:23,382 --> 00:35:24,644
We're gonna badge him,
tell him what we know,
833
00:35:24,687 --> 00:35:25,558
and he's gonna tell
us where they got Pam
834
00:35:25,601 --> 00:35:26,820
or we break his legs.
835
00:35:26,863 --> 00:35:28,300
- Just like that?
836
00:35:28,343 --> 00:35:31,868
- Just like that, he sings
or he's gonna lose it all.
837
00:35:35,959 --> 00:35:38,310
- He's lost it all.
838
00:35:38,353 --> 00:35:42,575
- [Bill] Mr. Hagman went to
the great jukebox in the sky.
839
00:35:47,101 --> 00:35:49,669
- Don't mean to be overly
harsh with you, Bill,
840
00:35:49,712 --> 00:35:51,366
but we seem to be right
back at that question
841
00:35:51,410 --> 00:35:53,890
of federal jurisdiction.
842
00:35:53,934 --> 00:35:56,632
I thought we'd covered that
pretty thoroughly last night.
843
00:35:56,676 --> 00:35:58,939
- Oh, well we did,
boss, but uh--
844
00:35:58,982 --> 00:36:01,637
- Look, I don't mean
to beat a dead horse--
845
00:36:01,681 --> 00:36:02,812
- No, you're not.
846
00:36:02,856 --> 00:36:04,727
And I'm real sorry
they pulled you in here
847
00:36:04,771 --> 00:36:06,251
on your day off.
848
00:36:06,294 --> 00:36:07,861
I mean, you're out there in
the fresh air with the ponies
849
00:36:07,904 --> 00:36:09,776
and everything, that's
terrible, I'm sorry.
850
00:36:09,819 --> 00:36:11,560
- It's my job, Maxwell.
851
00:36:11,604 --> 00:36:13,649
What's a troubleshooter
without trouble?
852
00:36:13,693 --> 00:36:16,043
- Well, this Hagman
murder is definitely
853
00:36:16,086 --> 00:36:17,871
federal jurisdiction, sir.
854
00:36:17,914 --> 00:36:18,915
I mean, the guy
lived in California,
855
00:36:18,959 --> 00:36:20,352
he had ties to
the mob in Tucson,
856
00:36:20,395 --> 00:36:21,614
was trying to buy
a hotel in Nevada.
857
00:36:21,657 --> 00:36:23,964
That crosses three state lines.
858
00:36:24,007 --> 00:36:25,879
- You never mentioned
any of this last night.
859
00:36:25,922 --> 00:36:28,838
- Uh, well, no, I didn't
know it last night.
860
00:36:28,882 --> 00:36:30,275
The guy wasn't dead then.
861
00:36:30,318 --> 00:36:32,886
But I did mention
Tucson, remember?
862
00:36:32,929 --> 00:36:34,279
- Was I supposed
to make something
863
00:36:34,322 --> 00:36:37,978
out of an obscure
reference like that?
864
00:36:38,021 --> 00:36:39,806
- Uh, no, but...
865
00:36:39,849 --> 00:36:41,982
I think we can make
something out of it now.
866
00:36:42,025 --> 00:36:43,375
I mean, it all ties together.
867
00:36:43,418 --> 00:36:46,856
Hagman, his attorney
Clarence Carter, Tucson,
868
00:36:46,900 --> 00:36:48,293
the Pam Davidson kidnapping.
869
00:36:48,336 --> 00:36:49,250
- Kidnapping?
870
00:36:49,294 --> 00:36:50,686
There's been a kidnapping?
871
00:36:50,730 --> 00:36:52,340
Why wasn't I informed of this?
872
00:36:52,384 --> 00:36:55,909
- Um, well, it only happened
a couple of hours ago.
873
00:36:55,952 --> 00:36:57,084
- I'll get someone
on it immediately.
874
00:36:57,127 --> 00:36:58,825
- Uh, sir, I'm on it.
875
00:37:00,479 --> 00:37:01,871
- Ah, yes, well...
876
00:37:04,396 --> 00:37:06,224
Well, you're a good man, Bill,
877
00:37:06,267 --> 00:37:08,922
um, valued in the Bureau,
878
00:37:08,965 --> 00:37:09,923
highly valued.
879
00:37:12,317 --> 00:37:17,060
But sometimes it helps to get
a fresh perspective on a case.
880
00:37:17,104 --> 00:37:18,975
I'll put Carlyle on it.
881
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:21,500
Oh, that's right, I can't.
882
00:37:21,543 --> 00:37:22,849
Carlyle's gone.
883
00:37:23,937 --> 00:37:25,591
- He's gone?
884
00:37:25,634 --> 00:37:27,810
- Happened early this morning.
885
00:37:27,854 --> 00:37:28,898
- Carlyle?
886
00:37:29,856 --> 00:37:31,858
He couldn't have
been 45 years old.
887
00:37:31,901 --> 00:37:34,034
What was it, the old pump?
888
00:37:34,077 --> 00:37:35,253
Ticker, heart?
889
00:37:36,210 --> 00:37:37,080
- Vacation.
890
00:37:39,082 --> 00:37:42,216
[Bill clears throat]
891
00:37:45,219 --> 00:37:46,394
- Well, what's the matter now?
892
00:37:46,438 --> 00:37:48,831
- Um, I'm off the case.
893
00:37:48,875 --> 00:37:49,745
- What do you mean,
you're off the case?
894
00:37:49,789 --> 00:37:51,791
- 28 year old kid took me out.
895
00:37:51,834 --> 00:37:53,967
- Bill, you can't
be off the case!
896
00:37:54,010 --> 00:37:55,708
- I fumbled the ball in
front of him too many times,
897
00:37:55,751 --> 00:37:57,100
I'm benched.
898
00:37:57,144 --> 00:37:58,319
- We're not talking about
the All Star Playoffs,
899
00:37:58,363 --> 00:37:59,755
here, Bill, we're
talking about Pamela.
900
00:37:59,799 --> 00:38:00,974
She's been kidnapped!
901
00:38:01,017 --> 00:38:02,192
- I know and I shoulda
seen it coming.
902
00:38:02,236 --> 00:38:04,238
I shoulda put her under
protective custody.
903
00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:06,458
The greenest recruit knows that.
904
00:38:06,501 --> 00:38:07,546
- You know, I'm about up to here
905
00:38:07,589 --> 00:38:09,896
with this breast beating stuff.
906
00:38:09,939 --> 00:38:11,332
- Yeah, me, too.
907
00:38:11,376 --> 00:38:12,986
Well, listen, it's
in good hands,
908
00:38:13,029 --> 00:38:14,770
let's leave it to the pros.
909
00:38:14,814 --> 00:38:16,381
- I thought you were a pro.
910
00:38:16,424 --> 00:38:17,643
- I'm yesterday's lunch
911
00:38:17,686 --> 00:38:21,037
and I'm getting pretty
sick of that, too.
912
00:38:21,081 --> 00:38:21,951
- All right.
913
00:38:21,995 --> 00:38:24,345
All right, Bill, all right.
914
00:38:24,389 --> 00:38:26,956
You go ahead, feel
sorry for yourself.
915
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,045
You take your blood pressure,
you read your obituaries,
916
00:38:29,089 --> 00:38:31,874
you look for the silver
threads among the gold.
917
00:38:31,918 --> 00:38:33,746
I'm gonna do something.
918
00:38:33,789 --> 00:38:35,269
- Yeah.
919
00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:36,096
Yeah!
920
00:38:37,140 --> 00:38:38,098
Damn!
921
00:38:38,141 --> 00:38:40,970
Okay, let's start at your house.
922
00:38:45,018 --> 00:38:48,064
- Damn, he was supposed to
be here half an hour ago.
923
00:38:48,108 --> 00:38:49,631
- Who was supposed to be here?
924
00:38:49,675 --> 00:38:50,937
The executioner?
925
00:38:50,980 --> 00:38:52,242
Or is that not in your line?
926
00:38:52,286 --> 00:38:54,070
Although you've been
full of surprises.
927
00:38:54,114 --> 00:38:55,376
- Pam, please try to understand.
928
00:38:55,420 --> 00:38:56,682
- Understand?
929
00:38:56,725 --> 00:38:57,552
- You think I like doing this?
930
00:38:57,596 --> 00:38:58,597
It wasn't my decision.
931
00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:00,468
- [scoffs] Of course.
932
00:39:00,512 --> 00:39:03,602
Just following orders,
my favorite defense.
933
00:39:03,645 --> 00:39:07,780
[doorbell chimes]
[knocking]
934
00:39:12,262 --> 00:39:14,482
- I'm in a rotten mood,
so let's make this quick.
935
00:39:14,526 --> 00:39:15,309
- Look, Mr. Svenson--
936
00:39:15,353 --> 00:39:16,223
- Now, you look.
937
00:39:16,266 --> 00:39:17,833
My kid's 10 years old today.
938
00:39:17,877 --> 00:39:19,922
There's ice cream cake
and party favors in Tucson
939
00:39:19,966 --> 00:39:21,924
and I'm up here because
of your mistakes.
940
00:39:21,968 --> 00:39:24,405
This started with you,
Carter, and ends with you.
941
00:39:24,449 --> 00:39:25,928
Trying to bribe the
gaming commissioner,
942
00:39:25,972 --> 00:39:27,103
I don't believe it!
943
00:39:27,147 --> 00:39:27,887
- Hagman said--
944
00:39:27,930 --> 00:39:29,018
- Hagman was an idiot.
945
00:39:29,062 --> 00:39:31,194
Who told him to buy
into a Vegas hotel?
946
00:39:31,238 --> 00:39:32,500
Did he clear it with me?
947
00:39:32,544 --> 00:39:34,110
Did you?
948
00:39:34,154 --> 00:39:35,416
Nobody thought they'd
investigate his finances
949
00:39:35,460 --> 00:39:38,463
and turn up the fact
he's an underworld front.
950
00:39:38,506 --> 00:39:41,117
Okay, I turned that off.
951
00:39:41,161 --> 00:39:43,903
No Vegas buy, no investigation.
952
00:39:47,167 --> 00:39:49,343
Now we tie up the loose ends.
953
00:39:49,387 --> 00:39:54,000
- There'll be more of those
than you're counting on.
954
00:39:54,043 --> 00:39:56,002
- What's she talking about?
955
00:39:56,045 --> 00:39:57,177
- I told Ralph.
956
00:39:57,220 --> 00:39:58,439
- Ralph?
957
00:39:58,483 --> 00:39:59,353
Who's Ralph, do
you know any Ralph?
958
00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:00,659
- Her boyfriend, he's a teacher.
959
00:40:00,702 --> 00:40:02,269
Don't worry about him, I
know where to reach him.
960
00:40:02,312 --> 00:40:04,097
- Why should I worry?
961
00:40:04,140 --> 00:40:07,405
You're doing such
a terrific job.
962
00:40:07,448 --> 00:40:08,623
Okay, get him.
963
00:40:10,146 --> 00:40:11,931
Have him meet us at the yard.
964
00:40:11,974 --> 00:40:14,194
We'll pop them both there.
965
00:40:17,980 --> 00:40:20,635
[dramatic music]
966
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:29,731
- I don't know
what's wrong with me,
967
00:40:29,775 --> 00:40:31,559
I can't get anything.
968
00:40:31,603 --> 00:40:32,778
- There's nothing
wrong with you.
969
00:40:32,821 --> 00:40:33,909
You're jamming down too hard,
970
00:40:33,953 --> 00:40:35,520
that's why you
couldn't get it before.
971
00:40:35,563 --> 00:40:37,086
- Well--
- Just take...
972
00:40:37,130 --> 00:40:39,132
Just back off, nothing
works when you're too tight.
973
00:40:39,175 --> 00:40:40,089
- All right, all right.
974
00:40:40,133 --> 00:40:42,222
- Take it easy, flow with it.
975
00:40:43,266 --> 00:40:44,616
Lay back.
976
00:40:44,659 --> 00:40:46,705
- Right.
- [Bill] Smooth.
977
00:40:48,184 --> 00:40:49,272
- I got it.
978
00:40:50,448 --> 00:40:51,666
Yeah, I got it.
979
00:40:53,015 --> 00:40:55,061
[phone rings]
And there's a phone ringing.
980
00:40:55,104 --> 00:40:56,410
- That's right.
981
00:40:56,454 --> 00:40:59,108
Now, now take it
very easy, hello.
982
00:40:59,152 --> 00:40:59,892
- Oh.
[ring]
983
00:40:59,935 --> 00:41:01,676
- And you're the boss.
984
00:41:02,938 --> 00:41:05,201
Whatever you want,
nobody can stop you.
985
00:41:05,245 --> 00:41:06,115
[ring]
986
00:41:06,159 --> 00:41:06,855
- You oughta hear yourself talk.
987
00:41:06,899 --> 00:41:09,510
- [laughs] pick it up.
988
00:41:09,554 --> 00:41:11,207
- Hello.
989
00:41:11,251 --> 00:41:14,297
- Ralph, this is
Clarence Carter.
990
00:41:14,341 --> 00:41:15,734
- What have you done with Pam?
991
00:41:15,777 --> 00:41:17,387
- She's all right, Ralph.
992
00:41:17,431 --> 00:41:19,694
But we have a problem and
we have to talk about it.
993
00:41:19,738 --> 00:41:21,391
Just the three of us.
994
00:41:21,435 --> 00:41:23,176
- All right.
995
00:41:23,219 --> 00:41:24,525
You put Pam on the phone.
996
00:41:24,569 --> 00:41:26,135
- Just listen.
997
00:41:26,179 --> 00:41:29,138
There's an old junkyard at
the corner of Laraby and 49th.
998
00:41:29,182 --> 00:41:30,313
Meet us there in 20 minutes.
999
00:41:30,357 --> 00:41:34,535
- All right, but--
[dial tone]
1000
00:41:34,579 --> 00:41:35,536
- Okay, give.
1001
00:41:35,580 --> 00:41:37,277
She's all right, okay, right?
1002
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:40,541
- Well, they want me to meet
them in 20 minutes alone.
1003
00:41:40,585 --> 00:41:42,151
- No way.
1004
00:41:42,195 --> 00:41:44,066
She may be your girlfriend,
but she's my counselor,
1005
00:41:44,110 --> 00:41:46,939
nobody messes with
her, that's it.
1006
00:41:46,982 --> 00:41:49,289
Ralph, put your clothes on.
1007
00:41:50,203 --> 00:41:52,292
- I'll change in the car.
1008
00:41:55,295 --> 00:41:58,254
[suspenseful music]
1009
00:42:07,612 --> 00:42:09,439
- [Bill] See anything?
1010
00:42:11,180 --> 00:42:11,964
- Not yet.
1011
00:42:15,620 --> 00:42:17,578
Oh, stay down, get down.
1012
00:42:20,407 --> 00:42:22,583
Got them about 50
feet in front of us.
1013
00:42:22,627 --> 00:42:24,280
- [Bill] Okay, is he alone?
1014
00:42:24,324 --> 00:42:25,804
- Uh, looks that way.
1015
00:42:25,847 --> 00:42:29,808
- [Bill] Well, he's got
company, you can count on it.
1016
00:42:33,333 --> 00:42:34,943
You get yourself
between Pam and Carter
1017
00:42:34,987 --> 00:42:37,511
and that's when I make my move.
1018
00:42:40,514 --> 00:42:42,037
- Right on time, Ralph.
1019
00:42:42,081 --> 00:42:43,386
You came alone?
1020
00:42:43,430 --> 00:42:44,170
- Did you?
1021
00:42:44,213 --> 00:42:45,258
- Yes.
1022
00:42:47,216 --> 00:42:49,610
- You all right, honey?
1023
00:42:49,654 --> 00:42:50,437
- Hey, Carter!
1024
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:52,091
Freeze it, FBI!
1025
00:42:52,134 --> 00:42:53,266
[gunshot]
1026
00:42:53,309 --> 00:42:54,310
I said freeze it!
1027
00:42:54,354 --> 00:42:55,616
[gunshot]
1028
00:42:55,660 --> 00:42:57,923
[gunshots]
1029
00:43:14,330 --> 00:43:17,029
[heroic music]
1030
00:43:19,292 --> 00:43:20,336
- Oh no!
1031
00:43:21,816 --> 00:43:23,513
[crash]
1032
00:43:23,557 --> 00:43:25,472
[thud]
1033
00:43:30,999 --> 00:43:31,783
- Ralph!
1034
00:43:34,394 --> 00:43:36,396
[smash]
1035
00:43:47,537 --> 00:43:48,713
Get it up now!
1036
00:43:57,547 --> 00:43:59,811
[creaking]
1037
00:44:16,958 --> 00:44:17,829
[laughing]
1038
00:44:17,872 --> 00:44:20,309
[crunching]
1039
00:44:33,714 --> 00:44:34,802
- Think heat.
1040
00:44:37,109 --> 00:44:38,588
Heat, heat, heat...
1041
00:44:42,201 --> 00:44:42,984
- Drop it!
1042
00:44:47,510 --> 00:44:49,382
- Why you--
[bam]
1043
00:44:49,425 --> 00:44:51,340
- Gentlemen, step out, please.
1044
00:44:51,384 --> 00:44:53,734
Come on, leave 'em in the car.
1045
00:45:06,094 --> 00:45:07,661
Whose idea was it
to call me, anyway?
1046
00:45:07,705 --> 00:45:08,575
- Mine.
1047
00:45:08,618 --> 00:45:09,663
I knew you'd do it, Ralph.
1048
00:45:09,707 --> 00:45:11,186
- You know what?
- What?
1049
00:45:11,230 --> 00:45:14,363
- For the first time in my
life, I'm glad I have this suit.
1050
00:45:14,407 --> 00:45:16,844
[upbeat music]
1051
00:45:22,676 --> 00:45:24,417
Anyway, if I can improve
school discipline,
1052
00:45:24,460 --> 00:45:25,418
then they'll let
me keep the job.
1053
00:45:25,461 --> 00:45:26,724
- That's great, hon.
1054
00:45:26,767 --> 00:45:30,205
I can hardly wait to see
your name on the door.
1055
00:45:30,249 --> 00:45:32,555
Oh!
[laughs]
1056
00:45:34,209 --> 00:45:36,559
- 'Course it's not as big an
office as yoU have, but...
1057
00:45:36,603 --> 00:45:38,692
- Well, Ralph, the size
of the office or the desk
1058
00:45:38,736 --> 00:45:40,302
isn't important.
1059
00:45:40,346 --> 00:45:42,870
That's, you know, status
stuff for insecure people.
1060
00:45:42,914 --> 00:45:44,089
- Ready?
1061
00:45:44,132 --> 00:45:44,916
- Ready.
1062
00:45:45,830 --> 00:45:46,613
- Tada!
1063
00:45:48,397 --> 00:45:49,398
- Oh, Ralph!
1064
00:45:50,530 --> 00:45:52,010
Well, it's, uh...
1065
00:45:52,053 --> 00:45:52,837
It's...
1066
00:45:53,663 --> 00:45:55,143
- Small?
1067
00:45:55,187 --> 00:45:57,319
- I wasn't gonna say small,
I was gonna say cozy.
1068
00:45:57,363 --> 00:45:58,407
It's cozy.
1069
00:45:58,451 --> 00:46:01,019
- Well, it's a start, you know?
1070
00:46:01,062 --> 00:46:02,455
Like you, I mean,
you get to keep
1071
00:46:02,498 --> 00:46:04,370
your junior law
partnership in the firm.
1072
00:46:04,413 --> 00:46:05,937
- Well, that's up to
the other partners
1073
00:46:05,980 --> 00:46:07,503
now that Mr. Carter is in jail,
1074
00:46:07,547 --> 00:46:09,636
but it looks that way, yeah.
1075
00:46:09,679 --> 00:46:10,463
- Ow!
1076
00:46:13,901 --> 00:46:16,643
Oh, boy, lookee here
at this little closet
1077
00:46:16,686 --> 00:46:18,210
they gave the kid.
1078
00:46:18,253 --> 00:46:19,602
Well, Ralph, you always
wanted your own phone booth,
1079
00:46:19,646 --> 00:46:21,430
now you got it.
1080
00:46:21,474 --> 00:46:22,910
You hang around in
here long enough,
1081
00:46:22,954 --> 00:46:25,304
you're gonna wind up feeding
your goldfish to the cat.
1082
00:46:25,347 --> 00:46:27,219
- This coming from
Cubicle Bill the sailor.
1083
00:46:27,262 --> 00:46:28,829
- Nah, nah.
1084
00:46:28,873 --> 00:46:30,396
I'm out of the cubicle
business, kiddo.
1085
00:46:30,439 --> 00:46:32,659
That guy, Palmer Bradshaw.
1086
00:46:33,529 --> 00:46:35,140
What a guy, aces!
1087
00:46:35,183 --> 00:46:36,619
Little green around the
edges, but I like him,
1088
00:46:36,663 --> 00:46:37,838
he's a nice kid.
1089
00:46:37,882 --> 00:46:39,884
He appreciates talent
and initiative.
1090
00:46:39,927 --> 00:46:41,537
- Sounds like our
Uncle Bill has been
1091
00:46:41,581 --> 00:46:42,582
kissing up to the boss.
1092
00:46:42,625 --> 00:46:44,105
- Impossible!
1093
00:46:44,149 --> 00:46:44,932
- Okay!
1094
00:46:45,759 --> 00:46:47,369
Now, get this one.
1095
00:46:48,544 --> 00:46:51,721
Not only do we bust
your senior law partner,
1096
00:46:51,765 --> 00:46:54,855
but his principle client,
an underworld guy in Tucson.
1097
00:46:54,899 --> 00:46:57,031
It's a major federal
bust, it's mine!
1098
00:46:57,075 --> 00:46:58,380
It's my bust!
1099
00:46:58,424 --> 00:47:00,818
It shines like a diamond
in the Maxwell package.
1100
00:47:00,861 --> 00:47:01,731
All is forgiven.
1101
00:47:01,775 --> 00:47:04,604
- Well, congratulations, Bill.
1102
00:47:04,647 --> 00:47:06,867
- Yeah, even though Ralph
is the one who busted him.
1103
00:47:06,911 --> 00:47:09,478
- Counselor, if I could
wear those long johns,
1104
00:47:09,522 --> 00:47:11,959
oh, you'd see who busts who!
1105
00:47:12,003 --> 00:47:13,526
- Whom.
- Huh?
1106
00:47:13,569 --> 00:47:15,223
- Who busts whom,
proper English.
1107
00:47:15,267 --> 00:47:16,094
- You sure?
1108
00:47:16,137 --> 00:47:17,443
- Sort of.
1109
00:47:17,486 --> 00:47:19,793
Well, Bill, it sounds
like, uh, you and your boss
1110
00:47:19,837 --> 00:47:23,014
are really getting to be
pals, taking you fishing.
1111
00:47:23,057 --> 00:47:25,930
- His folks have a
cabin on the lake.
1112
00:47:25,973 --> 00:47:29,411
Way it looks, I'm gonna
go to Washington with him.
1113
00:47:29,455 --> 00:47:31,152
Carry his load, the heavy stuff.
1114
00:47:31,196 --> 00:47:33,633
- Along with his coat, I bet.
1115
00:47:33,676 --> 00:47:34,895
- What's the matter with him?
1116
00:47:34,939 --> 00:47:36,114
I don't get this
hostility, Ralph.
1117
00:47:36,157 --> 00:47:37,028
- I do.
1118
00:47:37,071 --> 00:47:38,507
What happens to the suit?
1119
00:47:38,551 --> 00:47:39,291
- Yeah?
1120
00:47:39,334 --> 00:47:41,206
- Oh, that, well, uh...
1121
00:47:42,555 --> 00:47:46,472
I just thought that we pack
up the old foot lockers,
1122
00:47:46,515 --> 00:47:48,648
all three of us, and
we head for Washington.
1123
00:47:48,691 --> 00:47:50,258
That's where it's happening!
1124
00:47:50,302 --> 00:47:54,697
There's more spies per capita
than there are per capitas!
1125
00:47:54,741 --> 00:47:57,570
- Bill, these kids
just voted me in here.
1126
00:47:57,613 --> 00:48:00,529
I'm vice principal now, I can
finally make a difference.
1127
00:48:00,573 --> 00:48:03,315
We're not going
anywhere, end of case!
1128
00:48:03,358 --> 00:48:04,664
- [Bill] End of case?
1129
00:48:04,707 --> 00:48:06,100
What are you talking
about, end of case?
1130
00:48:06,144 --> 00:48:07,319
It's not the end of the--
- [Ralph] I don't care if--
1131
00:48:07,362 --> 00:48:08,624
- [Bill] I'm talking
Washington, here!
1132
00:48:08,668 --> 00:48:11,236
- [Ralph] I'm not
going anywhere!
1133
00:48:14,152 --> 00:48:17,068
[upbeat pop music]
1134
00:49:11,818 --> 00:49:13,994
[fanfare]
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