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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:56,800 Joe!! 2 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:02,882 Joe!! Joe!! 3 00:01:04,520 --> 00:01:08,411 You've been in there for 54.. 55 minutes, Joe!! 4 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:24,559 Masturbation is fun. I get it. 5 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:27,006 It's not very green to do it with the shower running. 6 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:32,242 Jesus!! 7 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:35,804 Bring your briefs in there with you. 8 00:01:35,805 --> 00:01:37,131 You're 15 years old. 9 00:01:37,132 --> 00:01:39,361 It's not cute anymore. 10 00:01:41,320 --> 00:01:43,800 Got his mother's fanny. 11 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:37,162 Your final was due a week ago, Joe. 12 00:03:37,163 --> 00:03:39,288 I mean, look.. look at the board. 13 00:03:39,289 --> 00:03:40,519 School's over. 14 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:42,602 We're playing hangman here. 15 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:53,050 There you are. 16 00:03:55,760 --> 00:03:57,719 Hey. 17 00:03:57,720 --> 00:03:59,482 So, are you guys around tonight? 18 00:03:59,483 --> 00:04:02,243 Because you should totally come to Thirsty Thursdays. 19 00:04:02,244 --> 00:04:04,401 - End-of-school tradition. - Yeah. Yeah, totally. 20 00:04:04,402 --> 00:04:06,368 - I'll.. I'll be there. - Cool. 21 00:04:06,369 --> 00:04:09,199 So it's at Wolf's Pond, whenever you.. 22 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:10,999 Oh.. my God. 23 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:13,048 Eat shit, Toy!! 24 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:15,843 I can lend you a shirt. 25 00:04:15,844 --> 00:04:17,524 I've got like five in my locker. 26 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:21,568 You know what, actually, it doesn't look that bad. 27 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:25,879 So, pregame at Paul's at like 7:00-ish. 28 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:27,882 Paul has his own apartment? 29 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:30,765 What, you're not going to acknowledge me? 30 00:04:30,766 --> 00:04:32,919 - Hi. - Mmm. Yeah. 31 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:35,279 Um, I will see you tonight. 32 00:04:35,280 --> 00:04:36,919 Yes. Yeah, uh.. 33 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:38,239 - Babe. - Yes? 34 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:39,479 Let's go get egg bagels. 35 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:40,959 Okay. All right. Bye. 36 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:43,167 Paul. God. 37 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:51,119 I need a shirt. 38 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:52,679 That's awesome. 39 00:04:52,680 --> 00:04:54,479 That is.. that is great. 40 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:57,086 Actually, I need a picture. Shit, can I get my phone? 41 00:04:57,087 --> 00:04:58,599 Hey. Mrs. Keenan? 42 00:04:58,600 --> 00:04:59,999 Shh!! 43 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:03,479 Patrick, why are you running around? 44 00:05:03,480 --> 00:05:05,839 Oh.. Grandma, you remember Joe. 45 00:05:05,840 --> 00:05:08,039 Hi, Mrs. Keenan. 46 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:09,690 Darling, would you like a cold washcloth? 47 00:05:09,691 --> 00:05:11,091 What? No. No washcloth. 48 00:05:11,092 --> 00:05:12,839 How about you, Joseph? 49 00:05:12,840 --> 00:05:15,204 Actually, yeah, I would.. I'd love a washcloth. 50 00:05:15,205 --> 00:05:18,010 No, Mom, sit. What the hell? What the hell is happening? 51 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:21,605 My mom reminds me of Blanka. 52 00:05:21,606 --> 00:05:24,246 That's the sound I hear whenever she speaks. 53 00:05:24,247 --> 00:05:26,479 Just the gibberish of an undisciplined animal. 54 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:27,970 It's never going to end. Even when I'm 55 00:05:27,971 --> 00:05:30,599 an adult, she'll find me, question me. 56 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:32,045 You're being a little dramatic, I think. 57 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:35,164 Joe, they're giving me hives. 58 00:05:35,165 --> 00:05:37,367 There's no way that they can give you hives. 59 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:41,479 Holy shit. 60 00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:42,720 Hey, kiddo. 61 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:49,322 Round two. Fight!! 62 00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:58,761 - What, Dad? - Should be a stud here. 63 00:06:09,520 --> 00:06:11,639 Oh, what's all this? 64 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:13,163 Carol's going to be here in 30. 65 00:06:13,164 --> 00:06:15,002 - Go wash up. - Uh, Dad, you know, um, 66 00:06:15,003 --> 00:06:17,001 I actually just realized I have a party tonight, 67 00:06:17,002 --> 00:06:18,805 so I'm not going to be able to make it 68 00:06:18,806 --> 00:06:20,165 for dinner and stuff. 69 00:06:20,166 --> 00:06:21,519 Sorry. 70 00:06:21,520 --> 00:06:22,999 Too bad. 71 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:24,399 The plans are already made. 72 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:25,890 Your sister's driving all the way in. 73 00:06:25,891 --> 00:06:27,119 I'm making lamb stew. 74 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:28,599 Are we in Beowulf? 75 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:30,599 Look, after dinner, 76 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:34,559 I was thinking we might bring back Game Night. 77 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:36,799 It'll be fun. 78 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:39,599 Game.. Game Night's a family thing, Dad. 79 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:41,602 I'm not going to play Game Night with some spider woman 80 00:06:41,603 --> 00:06:43,359 you found in the gutter. 81 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:46,123 Carol is not a spider woman that I found in the gutter, Joe. 82 00:06:46,124 --> 00:06:49,169 She's a very nice lady who happens to like me. 83 00:06:49,170 --> 00:06:50,924 And I like her. 84 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:54,882 So, we haven't played Game Night 85 00:06:54,883 --> 00:06:56,562 since Mom died, and then, 86 00:06:56,563 --> 00:06:59,484 all of a sudden, you meet some floozy and expect.. 87 00:06:59,485 --> 00:07:01,359 Enough!! Enough, Joe. 88 00:07:01,360 --> 00:07:03,159 This is not a debate. 89 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:04,959 My house, my rules. 90 00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:06,450 Now, go get ready. 91 00:07:10,920 --> 00:07:12,522 So, Joe, your dad told me 92 00:07:12,523 --> 00:07:13,759 that you go to Tottenville. 93 00:07:13,760 --> 00:07:15,719 Are you on any teams? 94 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:18,599 Carol, before we go any further, 95 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:20,039 you should know-- 96 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:21,642 Frank is not my real father. 97 00:07:21,643 --> 00:07:23,482 I love him, and I owe him a lot. 98 00:07:23,483 --> 00:07:25,448 You know, he's very special to me, 99 00:07:25,449 --> 00:07:27,639 but he's not my blood. 100 00:07:27,640 --> 00:07:29,039 Is that true, Frank? 101 00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:30,530 That's completely untrue. 102 00:07:30,531 --> 00:07:32,199 I'm taking Ventnor. 103 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:34,959 Frank, the lamb was delicious. 104 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:37,919 Just so tender and.. 105 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:40,959 it was like I was chewing avocado meat. 106 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:43,531 I'm not sure I know what you're saying, Colin. 107 00:07:43,532 --> 00:07:45,409 Avocado meat. 108 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:51,999 Heather, do you remember when Dad quit because, um, 109 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:53,919 you wouldn't trade him B&O? 110 00:07:53,920 --> 00:07:55,842 - Remember that? - Oh.. oh, do I remember 111 00:07:55,843 --> 00:07:58,719 when my own father called me a "fear-mongering Chinaman?" 112 00:07:58,720 --> 00:08:00,210 Yeah, I do-- mostly 'cause I'm not a man. 113 00:08:00,211 --> 00:08:02,079 Nor am I Chinese, so.. 114 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:03,599 Oh, my God, what a panic. 115 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:04,931 That's something my great-grandfather would say. 116 00:08:04,932 --> 00:08:06,160 He's a racist. 117 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:09,599 You do that often? 118 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:11,485 Eat the hamburger and then the fries? 119 00:08:11,486 --> 00:08:12,891 You don't.. you don't mix it up? 120 00:08:13,920 --> 00:08:15,559 I don't know, Dad. 121 00:08:15,560 --> 00:08:17,199 Just asking. 122 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:18,723 We watched a very good movie 123 00:08:18,724 --> 00:08:20,003 on the cable last night. 124 00:08:20,004 --> 00:08:21,602 - Mmm. - Oh, honey, what was it called? 125 00:08:21,603 --> 00:08:22,831 It had that guy in it, that actor.. 126 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:23,967 - What was it? - What's his name? 127 00:08:23,968 --> 00:08:25,445 Called, uh, Heimlich, the.. 128 00:08:25,446 --> 00:08:27,122 Yes, yes!! With, uh, what's-his-name. 129 00:08:27,123 --> 00:08:29,407 The Prince, the.. the New Prince. 130 00:08:29,408 --> 00:08:31,439 Will Smith? 131 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:33,159 Will!! Yes. Will Prince. 132 00:08:33,160 --> 00:08:34,762 - Will Prince. - Oh, my gosh, what does he play? 133 00:08:34,763 --> 00:08:36,364 - Superhero? -Oh, he plays a superhero in this one. 134 00:08:36,365 --> 00:08:38,441 Kind of a supe.. Not a cape, though. 135 00:08:38,442 --> 00:08:41,489 - Yeah, it's called Heimlich. - The darnedest thing. 136 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:45,805 Come on. 137 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:48,290 You want to be my buddy? 138 00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:51,319 Yes. I would love that. 139 00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:52,965 Tennessee for Park Place. 140 00:08:52,966 --> 00:08:54,007 Right now, straight up. 141 00:08:54,008 --> 00:08:55,839 Done. 142 00:08:55,840 --> 00:08:57,279 You got it. 143 00:08:57,280 --> 00:08:59,361 What? No. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 144 00:08:59,362 --> 00:09:02,602 - The men are talking, Joseph. Pipe down. -COLIN: Yes. Quiet. 145 00:09:02,603 --> 00:09:04,682 Quiet, everybody, except for the men. 146 00:09:04,683 --> 00:09:08,919 - We're in command of the room. - This is bullshit, Dad. 147 00:09:08,920 --> 00:09:11,446 You're pricing me out of the goddamn game. 148 00:09:11,447 --> 00:09:13,159 Your roll, JoJo. 149 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:14,439 This is collusion. 150 00:09:14,440 --> 00:09:15,879 Dad, come on. 151 00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:17,405 Yeah, it's kind of cruel, Frank. 152 00:09:17,406 --> 00:09:18,999 No, no. 153 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:21,001 He's just mad because he doesn't want to be here, 154 00:09:21,002 --> 00:09:22,240 so he's being a little shit. 155 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:28,806 - Oh, great. - Oh, no. 156 00:09:28,807 --> 00:09:30,399 Joe, don't go. 157 00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:32,528 He's quitting. That's nice work, Dad. 158 00:09:32,529 --> 00:09:33,919 He'll be all right. 159 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:35,331 Let him walk it off. 160 00:09:41,200 --> 00:09:45,199 Patrick, have you been washing that foot every day? 161 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:49,599 Because moisture can get trapped in there from the brace. 162 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:51,045 That's what killed Jim Henson, you know. 163 00:09:51,046 --> 00:09:52,405 Oh.. 164 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:55,279 What the hell are we talking about? 165 00:09:55,280 --> 00:09:56,520 Ooh, Patrick, can you whistle? 166 00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:03,524 I like it when you harmonize with me on the whistling. 167 00:10:03,525 --> 00:10:05,682 - Patty, where you going? - Got to go potty? 168 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:08,279 Oh, shit, he's doing it. 169 00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:09,327 Joe!! 170 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:15,159 Joe!! 171 00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:16,599 Joe.. 172 00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:17,965 Yeah, I'd like to report a theft. 173 00:10:17,966 --> 00:10:18,959 Goddamn it!! 174 00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:21,079 Yeah, his name is Frank Toy. 175 00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:23,959 Brown hair, uh, height unknown. 176 00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:26,008 I'll call you back. 177 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:29,279 You son of a bitch. 178 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:31,282 But.. 179 00:10:36,560 --> 00:10:39,119 The problem with Joseph's habit 180 00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:41,361 is that one day there will be an actual emergency 181 00:10:41,362 --> 00:10:43,681 or violent crime coming from this house. 182 00:10:43,682 --> 00:10:46,719 Yeah, well, the night is still young. 183 00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:50,441 Uh, Mr. Toy, are you familiar with "The Boy Who Cried Wolf"? 184 00:10:50,442 --> 00:10:54,439 Yes. I experienced a childhood on the planet Earth, so.. 185 00:10:54,440 --> 00:10:56,362 yes, I've heard of that one. 186 00:10:56,363 --> 00:10:58,966 Do you think you can apply it to my situation 187 00:10:58,967 --> 00:11:00,799 in an allegorical fashion? 188 00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:02,839 Okay. It's a.. 189 00:11:02,840 --> 00:11:05,241 -a story that involves a boy who.. -Ah, ah, ah.. 190 00:11:05,242 --> 00:11:07,359 - constantly cries "wolf." Stop. 191 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:09,408 And when the wolf finally comes.. He doesn't know it. 192 00:11:09,409 --> 00:11:11,448 - I'm sorry, "The Boy Who Cried" what? -Wolf. 193 00:11:11,449 --> 00:11:13,959 - Fuck you. - Let's go. 194 00:11:13,960 --> 00:11:16,084 -"The Boy Who Cried" what? - Stop talking. 195 00:11:16,085 --> 00:11:17,725 - Wolf. - Get the fuck off my porch 196 00:11:17,726 --> 00:11:19,684 before I knock your dick in the dirt. 197 00:11:19,685 --> 00:11:22,639 - Come on, let's go. -I don't see what the problem was. 198 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:24,642 - Why are you yelling at me? - What's next? Three Little Pigs? 199 00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:28,405 It gets easier. Okay? Honest. I swear. 200 00:11:28,406 --> 00:11:30,162 Look at it this way: In two years, 201 00:11:30,163 --> 00:11:31,969 he's going to pay for you to leave. 202 00:11:31,970 --> 00:11:34,719 Yeah. 203 00:11:34,720 --> 00:11:37,639 Uh, look, this may sound desperate, 204 00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:40,199 but I am 100% lucid, okay? 205 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,483 Don't smile, 'cause I'm.. 206 00:11:41,484 --> 00:11:43,125 - Don't. - No, this is very serious. 207 00:11:43,126 --> 00:11:45,282 - I am serious. - I'm taking you so seriously. 208 00:11:45,283 --> 00:11:47,439 I can be packed in 15 minutes. 209 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:50,079 Just take me with you to Granville. 210 00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:51,639 Please. 211 00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:53,479 Okay, I would. 212 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,439 Totally would, but.. 213 00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:58,410 Dad would want to come visit us all the time, 214 00:11:58,411 --> 00:12:00,879 and that just wouldn't work for me. 215 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:02,679 - You're lame. - So.. 216 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:05,359 take it easy on him. 217 00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:07,681 - You're getting so handsome. - Yeah. Yeah. 218 00:12:07,682 --> 00:12:09,444 - I love you. - Hey, don't you touch me. 219 00:12:09,445 --> 00:12:11,408 You love it. 220 00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:54,759 Oh, hey. Hey. 221 00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:57,331 - What's up? -Okay, I am going to get you a beer 222 00:12:57,332 --> 00:12:58,719 so you can catch up. 223 00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:00,563 Okay. 224 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,283 Chug!! Chug!! Chug!! Chug!! 225 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,089 Chug!! Chug!! Chug!! Chug!! Chug!! 226 00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:17,043 - What's up, dude? - Hey. 227 00:13:17,044 --> 00:13:18,690 How was, uh, fake family night? 228 00:13:18,691 --> 00:13:19,919 Oh, it was great. 229 00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:21,159 Nothing went wrong. 230 00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:22,446 The police didn't come. 231 00:13:22,447 --> 00:13:23,759 I love my father. 232 00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:25,285 Shit. 233 00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:30,281 - Okay, I have beer for you. - Hey. Thank you. 234 00:13:30,282 --> 00:13:32,005 - Hello. Hello. - Hello, Kelly. 235 00:13:32,006 --> 00:13:33,762 - How are you? - I'm good. How are you? 236 00:13:33,763 --> 00:13:35,524 I'm not as drunk as you are. 237 00:13:35,525 --> 00:13:36,759 I think you are. 238 00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:38,166 - Can I have your beer? - No. 239 00:13:38,167 --> 00:13:40,242 Hey, sorry, bro. Keg's almost tapped. 240 00:13:40,243 --> 00:13:41,759 No beer for freshmen. 241 00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:43,603 Oh, but he is a sophomore now, Paul. 242 00:13:43,604 --> 00:13:45,079 Sorry, babe. 243 00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:46,879 No dice, bro. 244 00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:48,959 Oh, man. 245 00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:52,039 You little fuck-suckers!! 246 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,799 We're trying to sleep!! 247 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,529 It's public property, bro!! 248 00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:56,759 What? 249 00:13:56,760 --> 00:13:58,719 Who told you that? 250 00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:00,722 We assumed!! 251 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:04,004 I don't trust that old guy. 252 00:14:04,005 --> 00:14:06,599 He has a shadow behind his eyes. 253 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:09,126 How long have you been standing there? 254 00:14:09,127 --> 00:14:10,559 Hello. 255 00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:12,130 That's not an answer. 256 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:16,206 You little shit dicks!! 257 00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:19,802 - Oh, my.. - Jesus!! Let's go, let's go. 258 00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:25,841 What the hell are you doing, guys? Come on!! 259 00:14:25,842 --> 00:14:28,124 - Oh, my God!! Oh, my God!! - Let's go!! Let's go!! 260 00:14:28,125 --> 00:14:30,521 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. 261 00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:33,842 Hey, Joe, do you know we've been 262 00:14:33,843 --> 00:14:35,246 walking for half a mile? 263 00:14:35,247 --> 00:14:37,083 I can tell by how much we've bonded. 264 00:14:37,084 --> 00:14:39,319 Well, we're lost, and, um.. 265 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:41,891 you haven't said a word this entire time, so.. 266 00:14:41,892 --> 00:14:43,719 How much longer? 267 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:45,679 I have no idea, Biaggio. 268 00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:50,129 Let's just keep our wits, and we'll get out of here. 269 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:16,804 Where are we? 270 00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:33,961 Someplace they won't find you. 271 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,687 What? 272 00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:49,399 Let's go, man. 273 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:52,165 We got a long walk home. 274 00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:13,919 Hello? Hi. 275 00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:15,199 Hi. 276 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:17,279 I just wanted to make sure 277 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:19,408 that you didn't get shot last night. 278 00:16:19,409 --> 00:16:20,879 No. No, no, no. 279 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,719 I survived. 280 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:25,087 I, uh, wound up getting stuck with that kid Biaggio, though. 281 00:16:25,088 --> 00:16:27,319 Oh, yeah, I spoke to him once. 282 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:30,919 He told me that his uncle died on the Challenger. 283 00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:34,599 That's the price of space travel, right? 284 00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:36,199 Uh.. yeah, sure. 285 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:39,999 Um, so get ready for this. 286 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,082 Paul skedaddled on me last night. 287 00:16:42,083 --> 00:16:45,050 Uh, wow, that's.. that's a dick move. 288 00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:48,482 Tools-- out of the driveway now. 289 00:16:48,483 --> 00:16:50,162 - I'm on the phone. - Oh. 290 00:16:50,163 --> 00:16:51,725 I don't give a shit. Right now. 291 00:16:51,726 --> 00:16:53,006 Is everything okay there? 292 00:16:53,007 --> 00:16:55,079 - No!! - Who is this? Patrick? 293 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:57,999 - Kelly. - Kelly. A girl. 294 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,763 - Jesus, that's a pleasant surprise. -Dad.. 295 00:17:00,764 --> 00:17:04,002 Listen, Kelly, Joe can't talk right now because he's grounded. 296 00:17:04,003 --> 00:17:06,001 He will call you back sometime 297 00:17:06,002 --> 00:17:08,446 before his hot new bedtime of 7:30. 298 00:17:08,447 --> 00:17:09,999 You have a good night. 299 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,399 Okay. 300 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:13,279 Tools. Now. 301 00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:15,324 And if they're ruined, you're going to work 302 00:17:15,325 --> 00:17:17,049 the whole set off this summer. I mean it. 303 00:17:17,050 --> 00:17:18,679 A paper route. 304 00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:20,165 Big Chief Indian Corn. 305 00:17:20,166 --> 00:17:22,242 Goddamn Ohio Soccer Jazz. I don't care. 306 00:17:22,243 --> 00:17:24,359 You have your pick. 307 00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:26,169 This bullshit ends today. 308 00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:32,042 Yes, it does. 309 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:37,843 I can't walk all day like this, Joe. 310 00:17:37,844 --> 00:17:39,330 Okay. We're almost there. 311 00:17:39,331 --> 00:17:40,839 Just 50 yards. 312 00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:42,159 Almost where? 313 00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:43,399 What the hell could you be showing me 314 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:44,686 in the woods right now? 315 00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:50,399 What is this, Joe? 316 00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:52,323 You want your room facing sunrise or sunset? 317 00:17:52,324 --> 00:17:53,599 My What?!! 318 00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:55,762 This is the site of our new house, man. 319 00:17:55,763 --> 00:17:57,399 What, like a tree house? 320 00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:58,806 No, like a real house. 321 00:17:58,807 --> 00:18:01,039 I'm moving out. We're moving out. 322 00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:02,451 What the hell are you talking about? 323 00:18:02,452 --> 00:18:03,679 My mom won't let me walk 324 00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:05,239 around the house without socks on. 325 00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:06,651 She's definitely not going to let us 326 00:18:06,652 --> 00:18:08,003 live out here in the woods. 327 00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:10,124 No one will find us out here, Patrick. 328 00:18:10,125 --> 00:18:12,201 This house, this land, it's ours!! 329 00:18:12,202 --> 00:18:13,770 We make the rules, you know? 330 00:18:13,771 --> 00:18:15,639 Like men!! 331 00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:17,641 So we're just going to move out here 332 00:18:17,642 --> 00:18:19,961 and, uh, build a house from scratch? 333 00:18:19,962 --> 00:18:21,004 How hard can it be? 334 00:18:21,005 --> 00:18:22,570 Hold on-- what is this kid 335 00:18:22,571 --> 00:18:24,319 doing here? 336 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:25,839 I don't know. 337 00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:27,565 I'm afraid to tell him to leave. 338 00:18:27,566 --> 00:18:29,847 I don't know what he's capable of. 339 00:18:29,848 --> 00:18:31,519 Forget him. 340 00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:33,165 Break ground with me, man. 341 00:18:33,166 --> 00:18:36,004 Look, I'm sorry, Joe, but I can't do this. 342 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,043 Call me when you get home. 343 00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:43,323 Patrick? 344 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:52,165 So you wore the blue shirt today? 345 00:18:52,166 --> 00:18:53,810 Not the one with the pocket? 346 00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:57,321 - He's got the blue one on. - Yeah. 347 00:18:57,322 --> 00:18:59,439 Whoa, rope in the attitude, mister. 348 00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:00,771 This is your mother you're speaking to. 349 00:19:00,772 --> 00:19:02,724 - Come on, buddy. Come on. - Huh? Huh? 350 00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:05,199 - My word. -Sorry, Dad. - Who is he doing a show for? 351 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:06,565 Oh, my gosh, I know, it's like he's on camera. 352 00:19:06,566 --> 00:19:08,003 Are there girls around? 353 00:19:08,004 --> 00:19:09,650 Yeah, there must be. Uh-oh. 354 00:19:09,651 --> 00:19:11,159 Girl check. 355 00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:12,650 Checking for a girl in a bikini. 356 00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:16,399 - Nope. I don't see one. 357 00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:18,243 Those hormones are a-ragin'. 358 00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:27,359 Hello? 359 00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:29,239 I'm in. 360 00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:30,999 - What? - The house. 361 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,119 I'll do it. 362 00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:34,079 Yes!! Yes!! Holy shit!! Yes!! 363 00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:35,599 Okay. Awesome. 364 00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:37,409 Well, we'll break ground tomorrow. 365 00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:39,289 Yeah, right. 366 00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:42,888 Hello? 367 00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:13,163 Joe, what do you tell your dad when you leave all the time? 368 00:20:13,164 --> 00:20:15,606 If we were talking, I still wouldn't tell him shit. 369 00:20:15,607 --> 00:20:18,599 Jesus, what happened between you two? 370 00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:20,679 Nothing. 371 00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:22,879 He's just an old, lonely prick, 372 00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:24,562 and I want to get out of there 373 00:20:24,563 --> 00:20:26,369 before I end up anything like him. 374 00:20:26,370 --> 00:20:28,359 Joe? 375 00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:30,249 Can I talk to you for a second? 376 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,239 - You made this? - I did. 377 00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:39,959 Took very little time. 378 00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:42,327 Very few days. 379 00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:50,406 "My name is Jamal Colorado, and I have kidnapped your son. 380 00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:54,479 "He is unharmed, and will stay that way 381 00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:57,239 if you abide by the following rules." 382 00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:59,559 "Jamal Colorado"? 383 00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:01,528 "Anfernee Texas"? 384 00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:03,919 "D'Sean Utah"? 385 00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:05,081 Yeah, I decided on the format 386 00:21:05,082 --> 00:21:06,559 of Denzel Washington: 387 00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:08,881 a black first name, followed by a state. 388 00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:12,882 Yeah, fuck that. We're not using those. 389 00:21:12,883 --> 00:21:14,239 Okay, Biaggio, 390 00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:15,479 good effort.. 391 00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:16,322 although very poorly planned out 392 00:21:16,323 --> 00:21:17,999 and, um.. 393 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,399 savagely racist. 394 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:22,721 I just didn't want to do nothing. 395 00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:43,479 Dad, um.. 396 00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:45,881 I'm gonna spend the night at Patrick's tonight, 397 00:21:45,882 --> 00:21:47,479 if that's okay. 398 00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:50,290 Okay, and make sure you're in bed by 7:30. 399 00:21:50,291 --> 00:21:52,248 I'll call the Keenans. 400 00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:05,245 Freedom!! 401 00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:14,123 Fuck you, Frank!! 402 00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:18,922 Honey, I got the classic ciabatta bread. 403 00:24:18,923 --> 00:24:20,570 - They finally had it. - You're getting wild. 404 00:24:20,571 --> 00:24:21,999 - Sliced. - Yeah. 405 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,639 - This is our big day. - You're crazy. 406 00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:24,687 We usually do rustic ciabatta. 407 00:24:24,688 --> 00:24:26,439 I know it. 408 00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:29,523 Mom, Dad, I'm going to spend the night at Joe's. 409 00:24:29,524 --> 00:24:31,319 Oh, okay, honey. 410 00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:32,805 Well, I already made dinner, though, 411 00:24:32,806 --> 00:24:35,371 so take some vegetable soup for you and Joe. 412 00:24:35,372 --> 00:24:36,879 Uh, no, thanks. 413 00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:38,450 No one likes vegetable soup, Mom. 414 00:24:38,451 --> 00:24:40,159 Well.. 415 00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:42,284 Okay, we're in Pretendland, I guess. 416 00:24:42,285 --> 00:24:44,042 "Nobody likes vegetable soup." 417 00:24:44,043 --> 00:24:45,724 - Did you hear this, honey? - I heard it. 418 00:24:45,725 --> 00:24:47,003 - Oh, my God. - He's your son. 419 00:24:47,004 --> 00:24:48,363 Listen, tell Mr. Toy 420 00:24:48,364 --> 00:24:49,885 to put some white rice underneath it. 421 00:24:49,886 --> 00:24:51,041 It'll be delightful. 422 00:24:51,042 --> 00:24:52,239 Mom, no. 423 00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:53,599 No vegetable soup. 424 00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:55,123 We're not eating vegetable soup. 425 00:24:55,124 --> 00:24:56,451 I'm getting a Tupperware. 426 00:24:56,452 --> 00:24:58,204 Here, take this tomato. 427 00:25:14,360 --> 00:25:16,328 Jesus. 428 00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:46,959 You okay, fatty? 429 00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:48,199 No. 430 00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:49,519 No, I'm not. 431 00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:50,723 I-I'm really nervous. 432 00:25:50,724 --> 00:25:52,085 We're really doing this, huh? 433 00:25:52,086 --> 00:25:54,959 Yes, we are. 434 00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:56,882 I've never done anything like this, Joe. 435 00:25:56,883 --> 00:25:58,245 It's starting to freak me out. 436 00:25:58,246 --> 00:26:00,439 Well, uh, neither have I. 437 00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:02,359 Kind of the point. 438 00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:04,399 Yeah, yeah, I know, I know. 439 00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:06,199 Just, okay, before I make 440 00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:07,799 a big decision, 441 00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:09,562 I always, you know, say to myself, 442 00:26:09,563 --> 00:26:11,365 "I'll do it unless God gives me 443 00:26:11,366 --> 00:26:13,408 a definitive omen in the next 30 seconds." 444 00:26:13,409 --> 00:26:14,959 So, you know, 445 00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:16,564 it's just some dumb superstition I have. 446 00:26:16,565 --> 00:26:18,847 If you don't want to do it, that's fine. 447 00:26:18,848 --> 00:26:20,199 But.. 448 00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:21,399 Do you want to? 449 00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:22,999 Sure, yeah. 450 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,759 It's.. 451 00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:27,843 Yeah, so just like, close your eyes, and yeah. 452 00:26:27,844 --> 00:26:29,649 You got it. 453 00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:39,399 Oh. 454 00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:40,799 Okay, let's go. 455 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:41,959 Wait, what? 456 00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:43,759 No, no, that was thunder. 457 00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:45,043 Definitely a bad omen. 458 00:26:45,044 --> 00:26:46,642 No, come on, that was thunder. 459 00:26:46,643 --> 00:26:48,525 That's a tree. This is a rock. 460 00:26:48,526 --> 00:26:50,170 Come on, man, it's nature. 461 00:26:50,171 --> 00:26:52,079 It's not an omen. 462 00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:53,479 Have some common sense. 463 00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:54,970 -"Common sense"? - It's not like a raven 464 00:26:54,971 --> 00:26:56,399 told us to go away. 465 00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:57,970 Yeah, we're doing this. 466 00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:25,087 Oh, God. 467 00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:36,599 Ready? 468 00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:38,443 All right, let's unpack. 469 00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:47,319 I came early. 470 00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:48,599 Oh, shit. 471 00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:50,719 Dude. 472 00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:52,722 -- Oh, my God. 473 00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:52,525 Fuck, yeah. 474 00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:06,402 Patrick. 475 00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:14,279 What the f..? Jesus. 476 00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:16,244 - What time is it, man? - Who cares? 477 00:29:16,245 --> 00:29:17,566 We're out in the woods. 478 00:29:17,567 --> 00:29:19,003 There's no time in the woods. 479 00:29:19,004 --> 00:29:20,161 Let's go exploring. 480 00:29:20,162 --> 00:29:21,799 - What? - What? 481 00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:24,164 Of course there's time in the woods. 482 00:29:24,165 --> 00:29:25,965 You go outside and you look at the.. 483 00:29:25,966 --> 00:29:28,244 the sun, and the higher it is in the sky, 484 00:29:28,245 --> 00:29:29,890 the later it is in the day. 485 00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:32,279 "We do swear, 486 00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:34,408 "under pain of friendship lost, 487 00:30:34,409 --> 00:30:36,079 "to never speak 488 00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:38,284 "of this enterprise to any adult, 489 00:30:38,285 --> 00:30:40,089 "and to never betray its location 490 00:30:40,090 --> 00:30:42,599 "or its participants, 491 00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:45,079 "and from this day forthwith 492 00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:46,605 "to boil our own water, 493 00:30:46,606 --> 00:30:49,599 "kill our own food, build our own shelter 494 00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:51,887 and be our own men." 495 00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:59,086 All right, we need cool names for everything. 496 00:30:59,087 --> 00:31:01,124 Like, awesome, mythical names. 497 00:31:01,125 --> 00:31:02,643 - No, we don't. - Or, uh.. 498 00:31:02,644 --> 00:31:04,051 The Trees of Destiny. 499 00:31:04,052 --> 00:31:05,799 Oh!! 500 00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:07,239 - No. - No!! The map!! 501 00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:09,004 Aah!! 502 00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:14,479 - So, Patrick's a wrestler? - Oh, very good one. 503 00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:15,970 - Yes, a good one. - Very good wrestler. 504 00:31:15,971 --> 00:31:18,327 So what's that, Greco-Roman or arena? 505 00:31:18,328 --> 00:31:19,559 Don't answer that. 506 00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:21,679 Greco-Roman. What's arena? 507 00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:23,119 Arena is pro. 508 00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:25,201 Do you think that Joe would run away 509 00:31:25,202 --> 00:31:27,202 - to prove a point? - Oh, hold on now. 510 00:31:27,203 --> 00:31:29,959 We don't know that they've run away. 511 00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:31,961 I mean, there is absolutely no reason 512 00:31:31,962 --> 00:31:33,439 that Patrick would run away. 513 00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:34,601 Not for Patrick to run away, no. 514 00:31:34,602 --> 00:31:35,803 - Okay. - You're right. 515 00:31:35,804 --> 00:31:37,445 It's a classic kidnapping. 516 00:31:37,446 --> 00:31:39,804 They took our children and the canned goods and pasta. 517 00:31:39,805 --> 00:31:42,004 All right, look, I hate to admit it, 518 00:31:42,005 --> 00:31:44,401 but Frank is right. Right now, we have to assume 519 00:31:44,402 --> 00:31:46,323 that these are voluntary disappearances. 520 00:31:46,324 --> 00:31:49,879 Wow. What do you know? 521 00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:54,044 The police, always pushing their pig Irish agendas. 522 00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:56,079 Whoa. 523 00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:57,319 Mrs. Keenan, I assure you, 524 00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:58,603 there is no other agenda 525 00:31:58,604 --> 00:32:00,006 than to find your son right now. 526 00:32:00,007 --> 00:32:01,968 No. The Irish are the blacks of Europe. 527 00:32:01,969 --> 00:32:03,959 The blacks of Europe. 528 00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:05,439 - Oh, my God. - Period. 529 00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:06,851 - That's powerful stuff. - That's not.. 530 00:32:06,852 --> 00:32:08,239 Okay, wow. 531 00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:10,082 Sweetheart, I'm Irish, okay? 532 00:32:10,083 --> 00:32:11,922 We're under a lot of stress, Captain. 533 00:32:11,923 --> 00:32:13,123 I'm sorry about.. 534 00:32:13,124 --> 00:32:15,441 You know Patrick was our only boy. 535 00:32:15,442 --> 00:32:16,965 "Is." - Did you know that? 536 00:32:16,966 --> 00:32:18,599 - Yes, I do. - Did you? 537 00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:19,839 I'm well aware. 538 00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:22,119 Listen, according to the report, 539 00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:23,679 $80 to $100 in food 540 00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:24,761 and housewares is missing. 541 00:32:24,762 --> 00:32:26,719 From the Toy house, 542 00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:28,359 we are down a tool set, 543 00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:31,239 grill utensils and about $240 in cash. 544 00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:33,447 Now, I presume we're not pressing charges. 545 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,679 Frank, would you like 546 00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:41,603 to press charges against Joe? 547 00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:46,279 Not at this time. 548 00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:47,805 He took the Monopoly, too. 549 00:32:47,806 --> 00:32:49,319 Obviously to spite me. 550 00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:50,481 Maybe he just wanted 551 00:32:50,482 --> 00:32:52,130 something to remember you by. 552 00:32:52,131 --> 00:32:53,719 No way. 553 00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:55,927 He hates that damn game. Did you see him the other night? 554 00:32:55,928 --> 00:32:58,204 Well, he used to love it, you know, 555 00:32:58,205 --> 00:32:59,925 when it was, like, the four of us. 556 00:32:59,926 --> 00:33:03,045 You're kind of shitting on his memories, Dad. 557 00:33:03,046 --> 00:33:05,164 Well, what am I supposed to do, Heather? 558 00:33:05,165 --> 00:33:06,446 You know, if I died, he'd get 559 00:33:06,447 --> 00:33:08,479 over it in about six weeks. 560 00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:11,199 Uh, sir, Chinese food is here, 561 00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:12,770 so I would like to actually.. 562 00:33:12,771 --> 00:33:14,639 How much? 563 00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:16,279 Uh, it's $51. 564 00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:17,679 $51? 565 00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:19,485 What the hell did you order? Heather? 566 00:33:19,486 --> 00:33:21,125 Don't look at me. I got dumplings. 567 00:33:21,126 --> 00:33:22,201 I'm not even hungry. 568 00:33:22,202 --> 00:33:23,882 Yeah, I actually ordered a.. 569 00:33:23,883 --> 00:33:26,446 a large portion of the shrimp with lobster sauce. 570 00:33:26,447 --> 00:33:28,042 I figured it was pretty neutral. 571 00:33:28,043 --> 00:33:29,525 We can eat it family-style. 572 00:33:29,526 --> 00:33:30,846 - Neutral? - Mm-hmm. 573 00:33:30,847 --> 00:33:32,046 Shrimp with lobster sauce? 574 00:33:32,047 --> 00:33:33,159 Yeah. 575 00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:34,879 I can't think 576 00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:37,611 of a more marginal dish in any culture. 577 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:40,399 - Hi. - Hey. 578 00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:43,279 What's your name? 579 00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:44,882 My American name is Gary. 580 00:33:44,883 --> 00:33:46,803 You ever have one of those days, Gary? 581 00:33:46,804 --> 00:33:48,159 What kind of days? 582 00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:49,799 The kind I'm having right now. 583 00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:51,564 I don't know what kind of day you're having. 584 00:33:51,565 --> 00:33:52,966 Where you feel like somebody 585 00:33:52,967 --> 00:33:54,525 is pissing in your face all day long. 586 00:33:54,526 --> 00:33:55,646 Is that good or bad? 587 00:33:57,240 --> 00:33:58,479 - Bad. - Bad. 588 00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:00,999 Gary, 589 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:02,159 every time.. 590 00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:03,603 You see those wontons, Gary? 591 00:34:03,604 --> 00:34:05,165 - You see the size of them? - Mm-hmm. 592 00:34:05,166 --> 00:34:07,359 Those wontons are too big, my friend. 593 00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:09,408 Everybody loves those. People ask us for the recipe. 594 00:34:09,409 --> 00:34:11,079 We won't provide it. 595 00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:12,969 It's part of our training-- how to deal with people 596 00:34:12,970 --> 00:34:14,479 who want the recipe too bad. 597 00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:16,084 - Oh? -We have a phrase we have to repeat. 598 00:34:16,085 --> 00:34:18,081 - What is that? -"We won't provide it." 599 00:34:18,082 --> 00:34:19,679 I can see the value of these now. 600 00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:21,682 I can have the kids from the neighborhood come over 601 00:34:21,683 --> 00:34:24,399 and bounce up and down on them at a fucking party. 602 00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:26,448 - Oh, sarcasm, I get it. - It's like a bouncy house. 603 00:34:26,449 --> 00:34:27,839 The poor man's wit. 604 00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:29,762 My question for you, Gary, is: 605 00:34:29,763 --> 00:34:33,481 How do you want me to eat these with my normal human mouth? 606 00:34:33,482 --> 00:34:36,402 Do you want me to unhinge my jaw like an anaconda? 607 00:34:36,403 --> 00:34:39,199 Should I put this in my belly and lay out in the sun 608 00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:41,282 -for two months, digesting it? - Dad, enough!! My God!! 609 00:34:41,283 --> 00:34:43,759 - Just pay the poor guy. - My God. Yeah, and maybe 610 00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:45,405 you should get some forks in the house 611 00:34:45,406 --> 00:34:48,119 so your dad doesn't have to unhinge his stupid jaw to.. 612 00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:49,760 We're done here, and for the record, your wontons 613 00:34:49,770 --> 00:34:51,477 are way too big. Nobody can fucking eat those. 614 00:34:51,488 --> 00:34:53,130 No, I can eat them; just give them to me. 615 00:34:53,131 --> 00:34:55,851 - Good night, Gary. - I'd be very happy to eat those. 616 00:34:55,852 --> 00:34:58,119 Your house has a bad vibe. 617 00:34:58,120 --> 00:34:59,559 No more rice, 618 00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:00,919 no more pasta. 619 00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:02,285 It's time to eat an honest meal. 620 00:35:02,286 --> 00:35:03,799 Biaggio? 621 00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:05,962 You and I will take to the trees. 622 00:35:05,963 --> 00:35:07,279 Patrick, 623 00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:09,039 you, uh.. 624 00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:10,399 Yeah, yeah, I know. 625 00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:11,765 I-I pick berries and apples 626 00:35:11,766 --> 00:35:13,199 and forage. 627 00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:14,770 And it makes a lot of sense,yeah. 628 00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:18,159 Oh, what? 629 00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:21,050 You should be the hunter just because you're stronger? 630 00:35:21,051 --> 00:35:22,166 Yeah. 631 00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:30,559 Oh, don't.. 632 00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:31,923 don't drink the water. 633 00:35:31,924 --> 00:35:33,645 Uh-uh, I shouldn't have done that. 634 00:35:33,646 --> 00:35:34,926 I'm glad you came out, Biaggio. 635 00:35:34,927 --> 00:35:36,399 I mean, this is.. 636 00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:38,084 this is our rite of passage, goddamn it. 637 00:35:38,085 --> 00:35:39,399 Have you ever felt 638 00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:41,959 this at one with.. with yourself? 639 00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:43,724 With your instincts, with nature? 640 00:35:43,725 --> 00:35:45,719 This.. 641 00:35:45,720 --> 00:35:47,199 this masculine? 642 00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:49,639 I don't know. 643 00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:53,559 I don't really see myself as having a gender. 644 00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:57,199 Is that a problem? 645 00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:59,199 It's not great. 646 00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:02,363 This way to the bison, my friend. 647 00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:06,839 When you get up here, 648 00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:08,205 you can see a field of bison 649 00:36:08,206 --> 00:36:10,799 majestically grazing. 650 00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:12,529 Ooh, get your weapon ready. 651 00:36:12,530 --> 00:36:14,522 - Yeah. 652 00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:22,521 Let's go, Biaggio. Come on. 653 00:36:22,522 --> 00:36:23,719 No, but the.. 654 00:36:23,720 --> 00:36:25,799 the quarter dark is so good. 655 00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:27,919 Boston Market, that's.. 656 00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:31,239 that's from our old life, 657 00:36:31,240 --> 00:36:33,368 our weak life. 658 00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:40,521 Wait here. 659 00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:51,159 What will it attract-- scavengers? 660 00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:52,885 Scavengers? Look at this. 661 00:36:52,886 --> 00:36:54,206 Fit for a goddamn king. 662 00:36:54,207 --> 00:36:56,441 Are there any bears in these woods? 663 00:36:56,442 --> 00:36:59,159 Hope so. 664 00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:01,970 A bear would feed us for a month. 665 00:37:06,720 --> 00:37:09,399 Perhaps we can disillusion him. 666 00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:10,845 A bear who doesn't believe in anything 667 00:37:10,846 --> 00:37:13,047 will be easier to bring down. 668 00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:18,759 I.. I guess I agree with that. 669 00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:21,206 Might be a little small. 670 00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:25,691 One, two, three, four, five. 671 00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:57,842 You have a tag on your pants. 672 00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:02,924 Did you buy new clothes for this? 673 00:38:02,925 --> 00:38:05,002 It comes like that-- it's the style. 674 00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:10,239 Yes!! 675 00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:11,799 Okay, come on. 676 00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:13,802 No, the swords. 677 00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:18,319 We got it. 678 00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:20,319 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 679 00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:21,919 Oh, God, okay. 680 00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:23,365 Flip, flip, flip the thing, 681 00:38:23,366 --> 00:38:26,079 and I'll, uh.. I'll take its life. 682 00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:27,650 Strike it at its neck. Don't compromise the meat. 683 00:38:27,651 --> 00:38:29,641 - I know, I know. - It may plead; don't listen. 684 00:38:29,642 --> 00:38:32,199 - Be cold, clinical with the blade. -I will. 685 00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:33,281 It may try to bargain-- this is natural. 686 00:38:33,282 --> 00:38:34,281 - Just turn it!! - Okay!! 687 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,485 Yeah, I'm just surprised 688 00:38:45,486 --> 00:38:47,721 you found a live chicken in these woods. 689 00:38:48,720 --> 00:38:50,927 Yup, yes, sir. 690 00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:53,359 That's amazing. 691 00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:54,359 Biaggio, 692 00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:58,079 your corn pudding is to die for. 693 00:38:58,080 --> 00:38:59,650 I have to know the recipe. 694 00:38:59,651 --> 00:39:01,290 Mmm. 695 00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:08,879 Oh, God. 696 00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:10,639 So smug. 697 00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:11,839 Dude, 698 00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:13,359 food attracts mice. 699 00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:14,599 And you know what mice attract? 700 00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:16,442 - Stupid fucking questions? - No. 701 00:39:16,443 --> 00:39:17,521 They attract snakes. 702 00:39:17,522 --> 00:39:19,249 In Italian, the word for "snake" 703 00:39:19,250 --> 00:39:21,159 means "the demon's cock." 704 00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:23,364 - No, it doesn't. -There's a chance that it doesn't. 705 00:39:23,365 --> 00:39:24,361 Whatever, dude. 706 00:39:24,362 --> 00:39:26,159 From here on out, 707 00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:29,205 - all the food goes either in the fire or in the ground. - 708 00:39:29,206 --> 00:39:31,404 God, man, you're so doom and gloom 709 00:39:31,405 --> 00:39:33,444 all the time. Just enjoy this. 710 00:39:33,445 --> 00:39:35,005 It's not doom and gloom, bro. 711 00:39:35,006 --> 00:39:37,965 I just found a copperhead skin two hours ago. 712 00:39:37,966 --> 00:39:40,281 I read once that animals see fear as a color. 713 00:39:40,282 --> 00:39:41,930 I thought you can't read. 714 00:39:41,931 --> 00:39:43,919 No, I can read. 715 00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:46,239 I can't cry. 716 00:39:46,240 --> 00:39:49,289 Well, there you go. 717 00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:54,603 Okay, we traced Joe and Patrick's cell phones 718 00:39:54,604 --> 00:39:55,599 to this bus. 719 00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:57,359 Savanovic, Dietzel, 720 00:39:57,360 --> 00:39:59,759 check under the seats, see if the bathroom's locked. 721 00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:00,886 This is an artist's projection 722 00:40:00,887 --> 00:40:02,279 of what he might look like now. 723 00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:03,441 The beard may be a little full. 724 00:40:03,442 --> 00:40:05,199 They aren't here. 725 00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:06,611 This is a waste of real time, Davis. 726 00:40:06,612 --> 00:40:09,439 You can check under the bus if you want. 727 00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:11,042 There's not a lot of air 728 00:40:11,043 --> 00:40:13,041 that can make it under there, but.. 729 00:40:13,042 --> 00:40:15,319 Listen to me. Our son ran away about eight years ago. 730 00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:17,288 - I'm sorry. Did he come back? - So, he came back? 731 00:40:17,289 --> 00:40:21,639 - Well, it was a really hard time for us. -Uh, thank you. 732 00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:23,606 Jesus, we don't need this right now, sir. Are you okay? 733 00:40:23,607 --> 00:40:25,170 - Uh, what does he mean? - He doesn't mean anything. 734 00:40:25,180 --> 00:40:26,684 - You need to lean on each other. - Sir. 735 00:40:26,765 --> 00:40:28,879 - Oh, my God. - Get him back on the bus. 736 00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:30,689 - Davis. -No, I don't want to get on the bus. 737 00:40:30,690 --> 00:40:32,284 I'm a licensed therapist!! 738 00:40:32,285 --> 00:40:33,839 This is Joe's bag. 739 00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:36,320 It's empty- 740 00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:39,922 - That's Patrick's phone. - That's Joe's. 741 00:40:39,923 --> 00:40:41,919 Some dude had a beeper? 742 00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:43,159 That's dope. 743 00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:45,359 W-Wait a minute. 744 00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:46,643 What.. what is that? 745 00:40:46,644 --> 00:40:47,926 What does that mean? 746 00:40:47,927 --> 00:40:49,839 It's a Monopoly piece. 747 00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:52,079 MY Piece. 748 00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:55,279 He's taunting me. 749 00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:56,962 He's like the Zodiac Killer. 750 00:40:56,963 --> 00:40:59,361 Okay, the worst thing you can do is hope right now. 751 00:40:59,362 --> 00:41:00,805 I'm just letting you know. 752 00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:16,279 Hey!! Hey!! Hey!! Hey!! 753 00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:18,799 We have to do this for real. Ready? 754 00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:21,849 One, two.. a-one, two, three, four!! 755 00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:18,444 Cheers. 756 00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:28,491 We have water, shelter. We can put a balanced meal 757 00:42:28,492 --> 00:42:31,559 on the table. I mean, we answer to no one. 758 00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:34,079 We're men. 759 00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:36,079 Just now? 760 00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:37,559 Just happened? 761 00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:39,399 Just happened, man. 762 00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:41,399 You don't say. 763 00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:43,767 All I'm saying is that if anything 764 00:42:43,768 --> 00:42:45,888 was missing from all of this.. 765 00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:49,719 ..it'd be a woman's touch. 766 00:42:49,720 --> 00:42:51,919 We have Biaggio. 767 00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:54,571 Doesn't count. 768 00:42:58,160 --> 00:43:00,242 - Right here. Hey, hey, hey. - Oh, what, what? 769 00:43:00,243 --> 00:43:01,519 Hey. 770 00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:03,488 - Hello. - Got to get my drink on. 771 00:43:03,489 --> 00:43:05,599 Hi. Do you guys want anything? 772 00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:07,125 Uh, I got a Titleist right here. 773 00:43:07,126 --> 00:43:09,919 It's worth like $3.50, so if I could get 774 00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:11,524 a Sun Chips and a beer and then 50 cents 775 00:43:11,525 --> 00:43:12,965 in change, that would be fantastic. 776 00:43:12,966 --> 00:43:15,804 Okay, well, we do not run on a barter system. 777 00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:19,566 What the fuck is a "barger" system? 778 00:43:19,567 --> 00:43:21,199 - Barter. - Barger? 779 00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:23,166 When you use equal goods or services instead of cash. 780 00:43:23,167 --> 00:43:24,683 So you admit that these are equal goods 781 00:43:24,684 --> 00:43:25,919 -in your barger system. - Yeah, but we 782 00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:27,203 do not run on a barter system. 783 00:43:27,204 --> 00:43:28,440 That's not the point. 784 00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:49,482 You're on the news, Joe. Your dad was on K-19. 785 00:43:49,483 --> 00:43:51,079 Okay, please. 786 00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:54,159 My dad is loving every second of this, okay? 787 00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:56,479 No, Joe, I seriously doubt that. 788 00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:57,891 So, uh.. 789 00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:02,243 ..does Patrick have a really big, crazy beard now, too? 790 00:44:02,244 --> 00:44:04,527 Yeah, yeah, his is a little more serious than mine. 791 00:44:04,528 --> 00:44:06,559 I have.. I have thin hair. 792 00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:07,971 You know, you have to groom it. 793 00:44:07,972 --> 00:44:09,279 Oh, right. 794 00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:11,959 Yeah, like Paul's sick-ass goatee? 795 00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:13,999 Uh.. 796 00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,759 I guess you wouldn't have heard-- 797 00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:19,199 Paul and I broke up. 798 00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:20,879 Oh. 799 00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:22,564 This isn't over, Kelly. 800 00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:25,929 This isn't over, Kelly!! 801 00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:33,603 Uh.. uh, no, I did not catch wind of that. 802 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:37,519 Um.. 803 00:44:37,520 --> 00:44:38,965 I'm sorry, though. 804 00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:45,759 I, uh, came here actually to invite you to dinner. 805 00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:48,799 Uh, sort of like a.. a housewarming thing. 806 00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:50,450 - If you want. - Yeah, obviously I want to, 807 00:44:50,451 --> 00:44:52,204 but how do I.. how do I get there? 808 00:44:52,205 --> 00:44:53,439 Do I have to.. 809 00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:55,085 be blindfolded or something? 810 00:44:55,086 --> 00:44:56,965 In all seriousness, it's of 811 00:44:56,966 --> 00:45:00,085 absolute vital importance that you not tell anyone, 812 00:45:00,086 --> 00:45:02,124 -not bring anyone. No one. - Yes. 813 00:45:02,125 --> 00:45:04,327 - This is life or death, Kelly. - Okay, okay, okay. 814 00:45:04,328 --> 00:45:06,129 Okay. 815 00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:26,879 Bitch. 816 00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:28,882 Joe. 817 00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:55,239 Dude. 818 00:45:55,240 --> 00:45:56,959 Biaggio. 819 00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:59,042 You're camouflaged horribly. 820 00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:03,679 Dude!! 821 00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:04,959 Where's Joe? 822 00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:06,319 What's up, man? 823 00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:07,479 What's up? 824 00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:08,879 Have you seen Joe? 825 00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:11,159 No, I don't know where he is. 826 00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:12,559 But where's Biaggio? 827 00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:14,399 You're right here. 828 00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:17,324 You're right.. Oh, God. 829 00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:26,679 Okay, fine, fine. 830 00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:28,006 We bought a few chickens. 831 00:47:28,007 --> 00:47:29,645 Less than 30, more than 25. 832 00:47:29,646 --> 00:47:31,046 But the fact is Biaggio and I 833 00:47:31,047 --> 00:47:32,845 have been hunting and getting 834 00:47:32,846 --> 00:47:34,604 pretty goddamn dangerous out there. 835 00:47:34,605 --> 00:47:36,239 This is hypocrisy. 836 00:47:36,240 --> 00:47:38,766 Joe, listen to yourself. How can you sleep at night? 837 00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:41,559 Look, I can deal with the fact 838 00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:42,721 that the chickens were store-bought. 839 00:47:42,722 --> 00:47:43,999 Okay? I can. 840 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:45,639 But it really bothers me 841 00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:47,801 that the loaded potato isn't Biaggio's recipe. 842 00:47:47,802 --> 00:47:49,844 No. No, no, that actually really is. 843 00:47:49,845 --> 00:47:53,526 I.. I honestly have no idea where he's getting chives. 844 00:47:55,480 --> 00:47:59,280 So, um, can I pass or..? 845 00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:03,239 Judy keeps saying 846 00:48:03,240 --> 00:48:05,607 that wherever they are, at least they have each other. 847 00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:09,891 I guess that calms me down sometimes, you know? 848 00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:13,887 I got to wonder whose idea it all was. 849 00:48:13,888 --> 00:48:15,166 Yeah. 850 00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:18,559 Wait, are you serious? 851 00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:19,891 It could have been Patrick's idea. 852 00:48:19,892 --> 00:48:21,243 No way. Oh, my gosh. 853 00:48:21,244 --> 00:48:22,922 Joe is the one who drove them 854 00:48:22,923 --> 00:48:24,405 to the movies when they were nine. 855 00:48:24,406 --> 00:48:25,925 Remember? Only reason they got caught 856 00:48:25,926 --> 00:48:27,968 is 'cause they went through a drive-through. 857 00:48:27,969 --> 00:48:30,799 Sunfish. Damn it. 858 00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:34,521 Joe is the one who tied Patrick's pet turtle to a kite. 859 00:48:34,522 --> 00:48:36,409 Wanted to send him up into space. 860 00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:38,963 I forgot about that. 861 00:48:38,964 --> 00:48:40,041 Are you laughing? 862 00:48:40,042 --> 00:48:41,759 Are you laughing at that? 863 00:48:41,760 --> 00:48:43,842 It was.. it was more of a laugh of admiration. 864 00:48:43,843 --> 00:48:45,919 For the murder of a turtle? 865 00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:48,239 The turtle died, then? 866 00:48:48,240 --> 00:48:50,284 Yeah, the turtle died, Frank. 867 00:48:50,285 --> 00:48:52,599 I suppose that's a shame. 868 00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:55,479 The problem is Joe's a mama's boy. 869 00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:56,925 Clarissa was good for him. 870 00:48:56,926 --> 00:48:58,445 She just let him be. 871 00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:01,802 Something about his innate sense of menace 872 00:49:01,803 --> 00:49:03,404 seemed to charm her. 873 00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:07,719 Now it's just the two of us. 874 00:49:07,720 --> 00:49:10,479 I-I'm afraid I broke him. 875 00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:13,119 I mean, our sons did run away. 876 00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:16,879 They don't.. they don't want to be with us. 877 00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:19,759 They don't want to live in our houses. 878 00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:24,319 I guess maybe.. we did do something wrong, you know? 879 00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:26,687 What the heck? 880 00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:31,039 Ah. 881 00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:33,964 Patrick is the one who set up Bicycle Olympics 882 00:49:33,965 --> 00:49:36,039 in my goddamn swimming pool. 883 00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:39,999 That was a nice $1,300 repair job. 884 00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:43,119 I never called you about that. 885 00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:46,759 Thought we were having a moment just then, Frank. 886 00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:49,366 And Bicycle Olympics was Joe's idea. 887 00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:52,967 Goddamn it. 888 00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:09,079 Joe, I love it here. 889 00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:12,639 I want to spend the rest of my days with you. 890 00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:15,239 That's an emotional fact for me. 891 00:50:15,240 --> 00:50:17,766 Yes, but.. 892 00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:22,479 But I worry. 893 00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:25,319 I can't keep my brain from worrying. 894 00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:27,799 My.. 895 00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:29,759 my woman brain. 896 00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:32,759 Ah, my sweet Kelly, 897 00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:35,604 why should we let it ruin this moment? 898 00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:41,839 Joe!! 899 00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:43,444 It's time to come home. 900 00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:52,799 Leave us, Frank. 901 00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:54,759 The forest is ours. 902 00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:56,719 You're out of your depth. 903 00:50:56,720 --> 00:50:59,291 You made a fool of me in front of the whole town, boy. 904 00:50:59,292 --> 00:51:01,479 A harlequin. 905 00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:04,563 He is a man grown, and his path is his own to choose. 906 00:51:04,564 --> 00:51:06,085 Silence, land-trunt. 907 00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:21,759 You win. 908 00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:23,359 - Perfect. 909 00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:25,599 Joe. Hey, bro, we got company. 910 00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:27,959 Lots of company. 911 00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:29,769 Hi, brother. 912 00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:32,325 All right. 913 00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:40,486 This is so great, Joe. 914 00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:45,599 Yo, bros, what did you guys do 915 00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:46,919 with this chicken? 916 00:51:46,920 --> 00:51:48,522 Melts in your goddamn mouth, right? 917 00:51:48,523 --> 00:51:51,682 So, um, do you guys eat the same thing every night? 918 00:51:51,683 --> 00:51:53,165 Yeah, a lot of chicken. 919 00:51:53,166 --> 00:51:54,161 They're everywhere here. 920 00:51:54,162 --> 00:51:55,491 - Right, Joe? - Oh. 921 00:51:55,492 --> 00:51:56,919 All sorts of them. 922 00:51:56,920 --> 00:51:58,359 Yeah, Patrick, um, 923 00:51:58,360 --> 00:51:59,885 he usually takes care of the gathering, 924 00:51:59,886 --> 00:52:01,243 you know, berries, roots. 925 00:52:01,244 --> 00:52:03,242 I take care of the meat and the protein. 926 00:52:03,243 --> 00:52:04,839 And the shopping. 927 00:52:04,840 --> 00:52:07,399 He's a great bargain hunter. 928 00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:09,719 I do the hunting. 929 00:52:09,720 --> 00:52:13,691 So, Biaggio, what do you do? 930 00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:16,283 I met a dog the other day 931 00:52:16,284 --> 00:52:17,611 that taught me how to die. 932 00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:21,724 Yeah, uh, Biaggio here, he's a.. 933 00:52:21,725 --> 00:52:23,003 he's a real renaissance man. 934 00:52:23,004 --> 00:52:24,602 I have incredible focus. 935 00:52:24,603 --> 00:52:26,724 You should see his hands. So quick. 936 00:52:26,725 --> 00:52:28,839 This cat right here, he can snatch trout 937 00:52:28,840 --> 00:52:30,046 right out of the goddamn stream. 938 00:52:30,047 --> 00:52:31,039 Just.. 939 00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:32,239 Bullshit. 940 00:52:32,240 --> 00:52:33,924 No, it's true. I've seen it. 941 00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:39,922 I rest my case. 942 00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:44,479 Did you take anything out? 943 00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:46,641 No, he doesn't want your money. 944 00:52:46,642 --> 00:52:47,971 He just does it for sport. 945 00:52:47,972 --> 00:52:49,199 You know, um, 946 00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:52,279 I picked those flowers myself. 947 00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:54,328 Oh, yeah. They're really pretty. 948 00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:06,359 So what is this all supposed to be? 949 00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:08,119 This is the den. 950 00:53:08,120 --> 00:53:09,559 Oh, this is the den. 951 00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:10,766 How stupid of me. 952 00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:16,679 Um, and that.. 953 00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:19,119 that is the master bedroom. 954 00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:22,679 Wow. 955 00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:24,719 This is really amazing, Joe. 956 00:53:24,720 --> 00:53:26,839 I mean, I had no idea 957 00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:28,999 how talented you were. 958 00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:30,602 I mean, of course, I suspected, but.. 959 00:53:30,603 --> 00:53:32,364 - Of course. Right. - Of course. 960 00:53:54,720 --> 00:53:56,165 That's horrible. 961 00:53:57,840 --> 00:53:59,763 Yeah. Uh.. 962 00:54:02,720 --> 00:54:05,724 Vicki's making eyes at you, man. 963 00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:08,884 Go talk to her. Look at her. 964 00:54:08,885 --> 00:54:10,439 She's so into it. 965 00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:11,719 There's no point 966 00:54:11,720 --> 00:54:13,879 in me talking to her anyways. 967 00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:16,119 Why not? 968 00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:18,122 Joe.. 969 00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:21,802 I'm gay. 970 00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:24,930 Are you sure? Um.. 971 00:54:26,080 --> 00:54:27,879 Yes. 972 00:54:27,880 --> 00:54:30,884 My lungs fill up with fluid every time the seasons change. 973 00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:36,839 That's not being gay, Biaggio. 974 00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:38,639 What? 975 00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:40,688 I'm pretty sure that's cystic fibrosis. 976 00:54:40,689 --> 00:54:42,159 Oh. 977 00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:43,999 Biaggio, I don't know why 978 00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:46,839 you're smiling-- cystic fibrosis is not a walk in the park. 979 00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:48,410 It's actually a very serious medical.. 980 00:54:48,411 --> 00:54:51,519 Hey, what-what about Kelly? 981 00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:54,719 She's just doing what.. all girls do. 982 00:54:54,720 --> 00:54:56,039 You know? 983 00:54:56,040 --> 00:54:58,201 Pretending like she doesn't care. 984 00:54:58,202 --> 00:55:00,487 Playing hard to get. I don't know. 985 00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:04,923 Oh, man. 986 00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:51,439 Hey. 987 00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:52,839 Patrick? 988 00:55:52,840 --> 00:55:54,919 - Yeah? - Can you sleep? 989 00:55:54,920 --> 00:55:56,559 Um.. yeah. 990 00:55:56,560 --> 00:55:59,643 Well, do you want to go for a walk or something? 991 00:55:59,644 --> 00:56:02,159 'Cause I can't sleep. 992 00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:04,367 - Sure. - Okay. 993 00:56:50,360 --> 00:56:52,806 Hey. Joe? 994 00:56:54,280 --> 00:56:56,760 Joe, we're leaving. 995 00:56:58,760 --> 00:57:00,762 Are you awake? 996 00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:49,690 Biaggio!! 997 00:57:51,520 --> 00:57:53,319 Jesus Christ, dude. 998 00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:56,449 Stay above the surface where I could see you, okay? 999 00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:01,359 Um.. Look, I'm gonna go for a walk. 1000 00:58:01,360 --> 00:58:03,119 Don't wait up. 1001 00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:06,727 You should try not to think about them so much. 1002 00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:17,079 Yeah, uh.. 1003 00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:20,448 I'm sorry I'm not more fun to be around right now. 1004 00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:34,359 Call me with anything. 1005 00:58:34,360 --> 00:58:36,599 Okay? Anything. I'm not far. 1006 00:58:36,600 --> 00:58:38,762 Yeah. Thanks. 1007 00:58:40,040 --> 00:58:42,559 Take care, Colin. 1008 00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:44,559 Have fun with.. singing. 1009 00:58:44,560 --> 00:58:47,159 Oh. Thank you. Thank you very much. 1010 00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:48,730 Um, I'm actually part of a.. 1011 00:58:48,731 --> 00:58:52,279 a cappella band called Mmm. 1012 00:58:52,280 --> 00:58:53,639 So long. 1013 00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:55,285 Uh, we're actually, uh, performing 1014 00:58:55,286 --> 00:58:58,564 12-part harmony to, uh, "And the Band Played On." 1015 00:58:58,565 --> 00:59:00,402 - Good night. - Do you know the song? 1016 00:59:00,403 --> 00:59:02,879 Uh, I'll just do the chorus, then, just real fast. 1017 00:59:02,880 --> 00:59:04,166 Oh, babe, I don't think it's.. 1018 00:59:04,167 --> 00:59:05,959 Casey would waltz 1019 00:59:05,960 --> 00:59:08,319 With the strawberry blonde 1020 00:59:08,320 --> 00:59:10,399 And the band 1021 00:59:10,400 --> 00:59:13,199 - Played on Thank you. 1022 00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:15,646 He'd glide cross the floor with the girl 1023 00:59:15,647 --> 00:59:17,919 He adored, and the 1024 00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:20,479 Band played on 1025 00:59:20,480 --> 00:59:22,199 Great. 1026 00:59:22,200 --> 00:59:24,959 His brain was so loaded 1027 00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:26,519 It nearly 1028 00:59:26,520 --> 00:59:28,249 - Exploded - Still going. 1029 00:59:28,250 --> 00:59:32,519 The poor girl would shake with alarm 1030 00:59:32,520 --> 00:59:35,039 He'd never leave the girl with the 1031 00:59:35,040 --> 00:59:37,119 Strawberry curls 1032 00:59:37,120 --> 00:59:38,879 And the 1033 00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:40,159 Band 1034 00:59:40,160 --> 00:59:41,719 Played.. 1035 00:59:41,720 --> 00:59:44,839 - On.. - Okay. Oh, babe. 1036 00:59:44,840 --> 00:59:47,079 - Babe. - Ooh!! 1037 00:59:47,080 --> 00:59:49,367 I think I may never get an erection again. 1038 00:59:49,368 --> 00:59:50,919 Dad!! Jesus!! 1039 00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:53,879 Well.. I mean.. 1040 00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:56,959 Uh, it was good seeing you again. 1041 00:59:56,960 --> 00:59:59,159 All right, drive safe. 1042 00:59:59,160 --> 01:00:01,561 Aw, come on. 1043 01:00:02,760 --> 01:00:04,759 Come on, honey, he just.. 1044 01:00:04,760 --> 01:00:06,762 serenaded me-- I can't pretend 1045 01:00:06,763 --> 01:00:08,799 -that's acceptable. - Right. 1046 01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:11,164 Thanks for giving it the old college try. 1047 01:00:11,165 --> 01:00:12,810 I appreciate it. I got to go. 1048 01:00:12,811 --> 01:00:14,290 Shit, I'm sorry. 1049 01:00:15,920 --> 01:00:18,446 Heather. 1050 01:00:20,160 --> 01:00:23,004 I'm not a bastard, am I? 1051 01:00:24,840 --> 01:00:27,764 No, Dad, a bastard would make everyone around him miserable 1052 01:00:27,765 --> 01:00:29,842 just 'cause he is. 1053 01:00:50,120 --> 01:00:51,919 Hey. 1054 01:00:51,920 --> 01:00:53,759 Hey, uh, we.. 1055 01:00:53,760 --> 01:00:55,599 You do your thing. Just.. 1056 01:00:55,600 --> 01:00:58,319 I'll see you kids.. 1057 01:00:58,320 --> 01:01:01,369 back at the house. 1058 01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:13,599 Look.. don't worry. 1059 01:01:13,600 --> 01:01:15,282 He could never be mad at you. 1060 01:01:15,283 --> 01:01:16,805 You guys are like brothers. 1061 01:01:16,806 --> 01:01:19,839 This is different. 1062 01:01:19,840 --> 01:01:22,439 This is way different. 1063 01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:24,239 Did this work? 1064 01:01:24,240 --> 01:01:25,839 Running away? 1065 01:01:25,840 --> 01:01:28,406 I mean, are you really happy out here? 1066 01:01:28,407 --> 01:01:30,205 Yeah. You know, I'm just.. 1067 01:01:30,206 --> 01:01:32,680 I'm happy to be wherever my parents are not. 1068 01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:55,519 Ah.. 1069 01:01:55,520 --> 01:01:58,729 Is anything better than a good stogie, Biaggio? 1070 01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:01,131 Being in a situation 1071 01:02:01,132 --> 01:02:02,879 where it's easier to lie 1072 01:02:02,880 --> 01:02:04,848 but you choose to tell the truth. 1073 01:02:05,880 --> 01:02:07,519 Hmm. 1074 01:02:07,520 --> 01:02:09,559 Guess that is better. 1075 01:02:09,560 --> 01:02:12,759 Okay, I will trade you B&O Railroad 1076 01:02:12,760 --> 01:02:14,125 for both your utilities. 1077 01:02:14,126 --> 01:02:15,959 - Eh. - Eh. 1078 01:02:15,960 --> 01:02:18,281 Eh.. and this "Get Out of Jail Free" card. 1079 01:02:18,282 --> 01:02:19,879 Deal. 1080 01:02:19,880 --> 01:02:21,599 Deal. That's a good deal. 1081 01:02:21,600 --> 01:02:23,479 That's a good trade. 1082 01:02:23,480 --> 01:02:24,839 What? 1083 01:02:24,840 --> 01:02:26,199 Yeah. 1084 01:02:26,200 --> 01:02:28,085 All four railroads for the utilities 1085 01:02:28,086 --> 01:02:30,481 and your "Get Out of Jail Free" card. 1086 01:02:32,840 --> 01:02:34,410 Savvy. 1087 01:02:37,560 --> 01:02:39,239 Oh, look at that-- 1088 01:02:39,240 --> 01:02:40,765 "Free Parking." 1089 01:02:42,040 --> 01:02:43,559 You know what? 1090 01:02:43,560 --> 01:02:46,131 I think I'm gonna buy some more houses. 1091 01:02:46,132 --> 01:02:48,839 How many is "more"? 1092 01:02:48,840 --> 01:02:50,439 Give me a second. 1093 01:02:50,440 --> 01:02:52,679 Actually.. 1094 01:02:52,680 --> 01:02:55,759 Biaggio, I will give you Baltic, 1095 01:02:55,760 --> 01:02:57,839 Park Place and both my greens 1096 01:02:57,840 --> 01:03:01,159 -for both your oranges. - I want $1,000. 1097 01:03:01,160 --> 01:03:03,606 - I'll give you $50. - Okay. 1098 01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:08,761 Pleasure doing business with you. 1099 01:03:08,762 --> 01:03:10,485 You just went from $1,000 to $50? 1100 01:03:10,486 --> 01:03:11,923 The men.. are talking. 1101 01:03:11,924 --> 01:03:14,127 Yes, Patrick, the men are talking. 1102 01:03:14,128 --> 01:03:16,039 Realtor, could I please get 1103 01:03:16,040 --> 01:03:19,159 -three hotels? - Oh, yeah, sure. On what? 1104 01:03:19,160 --> 01:03:21,527 Orange. What I just bought. 1105 01:03:23,960 --> 01:03:27,601 There you go, property manager. 1106 01:03:39,880 --> 01:03:41,439 What's up, Joe? 1107 01:03:41,440 --> 01:03:43,759 Nothing's up. 1108 01:03:43,760 --> 01:03:46,206 It's your roll. 1109 01:03:48,120 --> 01:03:52,119 Look, Joe, if I roll a six, an eight or a nine, 1110 01:03:52,120 --> 01:03:54,919 things are gonna get very bad in here. 1111 01:03:54,920 --> 01:03:57,519 I don't know what to tell you, buddy. 1112 01:03:57,520 --> 01:04:00,330 Just think of all the other numbers in the world. 1113 01:04:00,331 --> 01:04:03,439 Is everything okay with you guys? 1114 01:04:03,440 --> 01:04:05,999 Yeah. 1115 01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:08,287 We're golden. 1116 01:04:16,920 --> 01:04:19,719 What was that play, Joe?!! 1117 01:04:19,720 --> 01:04:22,765 - Jesus!! It is a game!! - That was the lowest, 1118 01:04:22,766 --> 01:04:24,967 shittiest, dickhead move I've ever seen. 1119 01:04:24,968 --> 01:04:27,439 Second lowest. 1120 01:04:27,440 --> 01:04:29,039 Wow. 1121 01:04:29,040 --> 01:04:31,771 No one was ever trying to hurt you, Joe. 1122 01:04:31,772 --> 01:04:34,079 It was never about you!! 1123 01:04:34,080 --> 01:04:35,762 We just.. It just happened!! 1124 01:04:35,763 --> 01:04:37,442 - Get over it!! - I'm over it!! 1125 01:04:37,443 --> 01:04:38,723 The bitch wants you, then she's 1126 01:04:38,724 --> 01:04:40,046 not good enough for me anyway!! 1127 01:04:40,047 --> 01:04:41,963 Who the fuck are you, Mary J. Blige? 1128 01:04:41,964 --> 01:04:44,079 - Jesus Christ!! - Joe, I.. 1129 01:04:44,080 --> 01:04:45,725 Shut up, Kelly!! All right? 1130 01:04:45,726 --> 01:04:48,483 Everything was fine until you came into the picture. 1131 01:04:48,484 --> 01:04:51,245 You're like.. Jesus, you're like a cancer!! 1132 01:04:57,200 --> 01:04:58,879 Uh.. 1133 01:04:58,880 --> 01:05:00,723 I'm gonna go. 1134 01:05:08,480 --> 01:05:10,639 What was that, Joe? 1135 01:05:10,640 --> 01:05:13,799 You know what? Go be with her. 1136 01:05:13,800 --> 01:05:16,644 Go hang with Kelly and your goddamn mother. 1137 01:05:16,645 --> 01:05:19,919 I don't.. Joe, I don't want to go. 1138 01:05:19,920 --> 01:05:21,839 Joe, I want to stay here. 1139 01:05:21,840 --> 01:05:24,566 - You want to stay here? -This is the most fun I've ever had. 1140 01:05:24,567 --> 01:05:26,319 We built this house together!! 1141 01:05:26,320 --> 01:05:28,482 - Go be with her, man, hmm? - Joe, I don't want to go. 1142 01:05:28,483 --> 01:05:30,960 - Get out of here, man!! - Come on, man, I didn't.. 1143 01:05:42,720 --> 01:05:44,165 Come on!! 1144 01:06:19,040 --> 01:06:21,079 I'll get the tools. 1145 01:06:21,080 --> 01:06:22,879 We'll fix it. 1146 01:06:22,880 --> 01:06:25,611 Leave me alone, Biaggio. 1147 01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:30,319 What do you mean? 1148 01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:33,639 I'm saying I want to be alone. 1149 01:06:33,640 --> 01:06:36,279 Go away. 1150 01:06:36,280 --> 01:06:39,039 Don't mince words with me, Joe. 1151 01:06:39,040 --> 01:06:41,479 We've been through too much. 1152 01:06:41,480 --> 01:06:44,609 Just leave. 1153 01:07:15,680 --> 01:07:17,523 Kelly!! 1154 01:07:18,760 --> 01:07:21,039 Kelly. 1155 01:07:21,040 --> 01:07:22,765 I didn't mean for any of this to happen. 1156 01:07:22,766 --> 01:07:24,569 I didn't want to come between friends. 1157 01:07:24,570 --> 01:07:26,244 I've just.. I've.. 1158 01:07:46,680 --> 01:07:48,125 No!! 1159 01:07:51,560 --> 01:07:53,244 Damn it!! 1160 01:08:02,120 --> 01:08:03,565 God..!! 1161 01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:09,081 Fuck!! 1162 01:09:29,920 --> 01:09:32,048 We didn't want to wake you. 1163 01:09:34,720 --> 01:09:37,041 Yeah. 1164 01:09:40,960 --> 01:09:43,486 Welcome home, Patrick. 1165 01:09:50,240 --> 01:09:51,439 Stop. 1166 01:09:51,440 --> 01:09:53,559 Yep. 1167 01:09:53,560 --> 01:09:56,006 - Glad you're back. 1168 01:09:59,880 --> 01:10:03,005 The report says this boy was with him the whole week. 1169 01:10:03,006 --> 01:10:04,842 He's given us nothing so far. 1170 01:10:04,843 --> 01:10:06,569 He has a contempt for the law 1171 01:10:06,570 --> 01:10:09,199 I've never seen in a minor. 1172 01:10:09,200 --> 01:10:11,439 Look at him. He won't sit down. 1173 01:10:11,440 --> 01:10:13,519 He won't deflate the room. 1174 01:10:13,520 --> 01:10:15,921 It's actually quite sophisticated. 1175 01:10:31,960 --> 01:10:35,009 This kid is in my head. 1176 01:10:42,960 --> 01:10:45,930 If you need to leave, Sergeant, there's no shame in it. 1177 01:10:47,520 --> 01:10:49,639 Yeah, maybe just to.. 1178 01:10:49,640 --> 01:10:52,007 splash a bit of cold water on my face. 1179 01:10:52,008 --> 01:10:53,839 There is shame in it, 1180 01:10:53,840 --> 01:10:57,640 but please leave anyway. 1181 01:11:00,920 --> 01:11:02,759 Oh, God. 1182 01:11:02,760 --> 01:11:04,359 And Patrick? 1183 01:11:04,360 --> 01:11:06,639 He says he hasn't seen Joe 1184 01:11:06,640 --> 01:11:09,120 since they split up. 1185 01:11:31,280 --> 01:11:33,599 No. 1186 01:11:33,600 --> 01:11:35,728 It stays on. 1187 01:11:41,680 --> 01:11:44,679 Oh, my God. 1188 01:11:44,680 --> 01:11:46,444 Dude!! 1189 01:11:49,520 --> 01:11:51,719 Hey!! 1190 01:11:51,720 --> 01:11:53,879 Dude, this is my spot, man!! You're ruining my spot!! 1191 01:11:53,880 --> 01:11:55,803 I thought you said you'd never been here before. 1192 01:11:55,804 --> 01:11:57,079 I haven't. 1193 01:11:57,080 --> 01:11:58,279 Freak. 1194 01:11:58,280 --> 01:12:00,399 - I'm sorry. - Come on. 1195 01:12:00,400 --> 01:12:03,006 I got another spot. 1196 01:13:17,440 --> 01:13:18,487 No fear!! 1197 01:13:27,920 --> 01:13:29,922 Sorry. 1198 01:13:33,560 --> 01:13:36,211 We were just.. hungry. 1199 01:13:38,360 --> 01:13:40,442 I guess we were all just hungry. 1200 01:13:43,200 --> 01:13:45,726 Sorry I yelled. 1201 01:13:52,560 --> 01:13:53,971 Goddamn it. 1202 01:14:15,400 --> 01:14:19,279 "Save the heart and liver if you wish 1203 01:14:19,280 --> 01:14:22,966 and cut from rectum to collar bone." 1204 01:15:17,240 --> 01:15:19,279 Well, anyway, if you guys 1205 01:15:19,280 --> 01:15:21,328 are going to go hunting, you're going to need these. 1206 01:15:21,329 --> 01:15:24,562 Uh, they're masks that you wear on the back of your head 1207 01:15:24,563 --> 01:15:26,445 to keep the animals away from you. 1208 01:15:26,446 --> 01:15:28,841 To keep them from stalking you, essentially. 1209 01:15:30,360 --> 01:15:32,647 This is yours-- on the back of your head. 1210 01:15:32,648 --> 01:15:34,722 This one supposed to be me? 1211 01:15:36,680 --> 01:15:38,728 Yeah. 1212 01:15:51,680 --> 01:15:54,001 Hello? 1213 01:16:06,680 --> 01:16:08,250 Whoa. 1214 01:16:11,320 --> 01:16:13,368 Whoa. 1215 01:16:37,640 --> 01:16:39,445 On now to the story which has captivated 1216 01:16:39,446 --> 01:16:40,679 much of Tottenville County. 1217 01:16:40,680 --> 01:16:42,639 Where is Joseph Toy? 1218 01:16:42,640 --> 01:16:46,042 It's been more than four weeks since the 15-year-old left home. 1219 01:16:46,043 --> 01:16:47,879 Toy's friend Patrick Keenan 1220 01:16:47,880 --> 01:16:50,406 returned home safely this past Tuesday 1221 01:16:50,407 --> 01:16:53,799 with his family calling it, quote, "a miracle." 1222 01:16:53,800 --> 01:16:57,159 Keenan claims he hasn't seen Toy in weeks. 1223 01:16:57,160 --> 01:17:00,322 Toy is described as approximately five-foot-seven, 1224 01:17:00,323 --> 01:17:02,721 with straight brown hair and blue eyes. 1225 01:17:02,722 --> 01:17:06,121 Anyone with information regarding Joseph Toy should call 1226 01:17:06,122 --> 01:17:08,361 the Tottenville County Sheriff's Department. 1227 01:17:08,362 --> 01:17:12,365 Coming up: Could caffeine lead to longer, stronger.. 1228 01:17:16,640 --> 01:17:18,679 Sure. 1229 01:17:18,680 --> 01:17:20,364 Every man has. 1230 01:17:22,960 --> 01:17:26,362 Well, there's good quitting and bad quitting, Biaggio. 1231 01:17:26,363 --> 01:17:28,919 Quit drinking soda: good quitting. 1232 01:17:28,920 --> 01:17:32,279 I quit law school: bad quitting. 1233 01:17:32,280 --> 01:17:33,884 Do you see? 1234 01:17:39,160 --> 01:17:41,288 You should never quit on a friend, son. 1235 01:17:49,400 --> 01:17:51,199 Of course you would. 1236 01:17:51,200 --> 01:17:53,407 Yeah, okay. That's what I thought. 1237 01:18:03,440 --> 01:18:06,679 I-I don't eat cookies. 1238 01:18:06,680 --> 01:18:08,170 I'm sorry to bother you. 1239 01:18:08,171 --> 01:18:10,162 I, uh.. 1240 01:18:14,960 --> 01:18:17,122 I can take you to Joe. 1241 01:18:29,840 --> 01:18:32,319 Joe? 1242 01:18:32,320 --> 01:18:34,799 Dad? Joe!! 1243 01:18:34,800 --> 01:18:36,766 - Dad!! Dad, don't come in here!! - Are you all right? 1244 01:18:36,767 --> 01:18:38,842 - Joe, Joe, I'm not going to hurt you. -Joe, I'm so sorry. 1245 01:18:38,843 --> 01:18:40,808 Seriously, do not come in. There's a snake. 1246 01:18:40,809 --> 01:18:42,039 Whoa. 1247 01:18:42,040 --> 01:18:43,719 What do I do? 1248 01:18:43,720 --> 01:18:46,121 Kelly.. look at me. 1249 01:18:48,440 --> 01:18:50,399 Be cool, all right? 1250 01:18:50,400 --> 01:18:52,279 Be calm. 1251 01:18:52,280 --> 01:18:54,039 - Be still. - Whoa. 1252 01:18:54,040 --> 01:18:56,361 - Do not move. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1253 01:18:56,362 --> 01:18:59,039 It can sense fear, all right? 1254 01:18:59,040 --> 01:19:01,199 Don't move. 1255 01:19:01,200 --> 01:19:02,611 - No, no, no!! - Easy, easy. 1256 01:19:04,520 --> 01:19:06,921 Joe!! Joe, don't be an idiot!! 1257 01:19:08,240 --> 01:19:09,685 Be calm. 1258 01:19:12,760 --> 01:19:15,239 - That's good. 1259 01:19:15,240 --> 01:19:16,685 What the hell is that? 1260 01:19:18,120 --> 01:19:19,804 Biaggio? 1261 01:19:21,120 --> 01:19:23,122 Infamata. 1262 01:19:40,680 --> 01:19:42,728 - Oh, God. - Oh, my living Christ. 1263 01:19:44,920 --> 01:19:47,446 Holy shit. 1264 01:19:57,640 --> 01:19:59,559 Oh.. 1265 01:19:59,560 --> 01:20:00,799 Joe, no!! No, no, Joe!! 1266 01:20:00,800 --> 01:20:02,519 Fuck you, snake!! 1267 01:20:02,520 --> 01:20:04,479 He's awake. 1268 01:20:04,480 --> 01:20:06,402 - You're okay. - Did it get me, man? 1269 01:20:06,403 --> 01:20:08,764 - Yeah, a little bit. Um.. - Small bite. -Okay. 1270 01:20:08,765 --> 01:20:10,599 Dad, take the head and the body 1271 01:20:10,600 --> 01:20:12,680 and bury them in two separate holes, do you understand? 1272 01:20:12,681 --> 01:20:13,966 The venom will attract other snakes. 1273 01:20:13,967 --> 01:20:15,399 Okay. 1274 01:20:15,400 --> 01:20:16,919 - Dad, now!! - Okay. 1275 01:20:16,920 --> 01:20:18,647 Can you not just, like, suck it out of him? 1276 01:20:18,648 --> 01:20:20,210 The venom has already entered his bloodstream. 1277 01:20:20,211 --> 01:20:21,929 Okay, we got to get him out of here. 1278 01:20:21,930 --> 01:20:23,599 - Oh!! Oh!! - My God. 1279 01:20:23,600 --> 01:20:25,359 Maybe that's good. Maybe that's good. 1280 01:20:25,360 --> 01:20:27,328 Maybe he got it out. Maybe he got it out of his system. 1281 01:20:27,329 --> 01:20:28,879 Dad, can you bring the car up? 1282 01:20:28,880 --> 01:20:30,119 Yeah, I'll just.. I'll carry it, I guess, 1283 01:20:30,120 --> 01:20:31,483 or fly it over the forest. 1284 01:20:31,484 --> 01:20:33,684 No, I can't bring the car up here!! 1285 01:20:33,685 --> 01:20:35,359 Your jokes are not funny right now!! 1286 01:20:35,360 --> 01:20:37,281 Guys, stop yelling!! This isn't helping anything!! 1287 01:20:37,282 --> 01:20:39,360 - He's getting worse. -Oh, my God, he's really letting it go. 1288 01:20:39,361 --> 01:20:41,486 - You're pissing yourself, kid. - Guys, he is burning up. 1289 01:20:41,487 --> 01:20:42,561 We need to get him out of here. 1290 01:20:42,562 --> 01:20:44,079 You up for a little walk, buddy? 1291 01:20:44,080 --> 01:20:45,570 All right, look, you two, run up ahead, 1292 01:20:45,571 --> 01:20:47,045 pull the car up as close as you can 1293 01:20:47,046 --> 01:20:48,525 to the mouth of the woods. 1294 01:20:48,526 --> 01:20:50,439 - You know how to put it in gear? -Fuck, yeah. 1295 01:20:50,440 --> 01:20:52,408 Watch your mouth. Good, good. Let's go!! Let's go!! Move!! 1296 01:20:52,409 --> 01:20:53,890 Come here. 1297 01:20:55,600 --> 01:20:57,921 Did you have asparagus? 1298 01:21:27,080 --> 01:21:28,844 Hang on. 1299 01:21:59,360 --> 01:22:02,091 Uh.. try these. 1300 01:23:29,120 --> 01:23:30,919 So.. 1301 01:23:30,920 --> 01:23:34,039 you honestly believe that you saw Heaven? 1302 01:23:34,040 --> 01:23:35,719 Yes. 1303 01:23:35,720 --> 01:23:37,324 There were many demons. 1304 01:23:39,360 --> 01:23:40,799 But I'm better now. 1305 01:23:40,800 --> 01:23:42,359 Stronger. 1306 01:23:42,360 --> 01:23:46,046 If I had to do it over, I'd get bitten again. 1307 01:23:47,400 --> 01:23:50,279 I know you would, Biaggio. 1308 01:23:50,280 --> 01:23:52,279 You're a good friend. 1309 01:23:52,280 --> 01:23:53,959 Remember when I said, 1310 01:23:53,960 --> 01:23:57,165 "If I had to do it over, I'd get bitten again"? 1311 01:23:57,166 --> 01:23:58,924 You.. you just said that. 1312 01:24:01,440 --> 01:24:02,879 I was wrong. 1313 01:24:02,880 --> 01:24:05,406 I would never do that again. 1314 01:24:15,760 --> 01:24:17,762 Joe. 1315 01:24:19,440 --> 01:24:21,239 I.. 1316 01:24:21,240 --> 01:24:25,319 I, um, got this for you from the gift shop. 1317 01:24:25,320 --> 01:24:29,120 Uh, it has an eagle on it, the snake's natural enemy. 1318 01:24:34,120 --> 01:24:35,929 "You're miles above the rest." 1319 01:24:38,080 --> 01:24:40,364 I-I guess they didn't have one that said, uh, 1320 01:24:40,365 --> 01:24:42,282 "You saved me from an agonizing death 1321 01:24:42,283 --> 01:24:44,044 by rapid blood oxygenation." 1322 01:24:44,045 --> 01:24:47,123 Uh, they did; just no envelopes. 1323 01:24:49,320 --> 01:24:51,959 Look, Joe, just.. 1324 01:24:51,960 --> 01:24:54,599 just because we're not dating 1325 01:24:54,600 --> 01:24:57,999 doesn't mean that I don't care about you at all. 1326 01:24:58,000 --> 01:25:00,241 We didn't even know if you were dead or not. 1327 01:25:00,242 --> 01:25:01,730 You know? 1328 01:25:03,800 --> 01:25:06,802 I would give you a hug or something, but I don't know, 1329 01:25:06,803 --> 01:25:09,280 maybe you don't want to be anywhere near me. 1330 01:25:10,400 --> 01:25:12,559 No. 1331 01:25:12,560 --> 01:25:14,642 A hug can work. 1332 01:25:19,880 --> 01:25:21,559 Hey. 1333 01:25:21,560 --> 01:25:22,999 Is he okay? 1334 01:25:23,000 --> 01:25:24,719 Uh, yeah. 1335 01:25:24,720 --> 01:25:26,802 Biaggio is in there. 1336 01:25:35,440 --> 01:25:36,965 Okay. 1337 01:25:54,000 --> 01:25:55,919 Okay. 1338 01:25:55,920 --> 01:25:57,439 See you, bro. 1339 01:25:57,440 --> 01:25:58,930 So, who's this Kelly? 1340 01:26:00,080 --> 01:26:02,679 Is that Patrick's girlfriend? 1341 01:26:02,680 --> 01:26:04,279 Yep. 1342 01:26:04,280 --> 01:26:06,039 Looking that way. 1343 01:26:06,040 --> 01:26:09,010 She looks like a real heartbreaker. 1344 01:26:11,600 --> 01:26:13,523 Yes. 1345 01:26:15,880 --> 01:26:19,679 You were very good, Joe. 1346 01:26:19,680 --> 01:26:21,921 In the woods, before. 1347 01:26:23,080 --> 01:26:24,759 Good? 1348 01:26:24,760 --> 01:26:26,079 Yeah. 1349 01:26:26,080 --> 01:26:27,730 You were very good. 1350 01:26:30,440 --> 01:26:32,329 I was really proud of you. 1351 01:26:34,160 --> 01:26:36,679 Thanks. 1352 01:26:36,680 --> 01:26:38,762 Guess I'm a man now, huh? 1353 01:26:40,520 --> 01:26:42,959 You're getting there, bud. 1354 01:26:42,960 --> 01:26:45,039 No need to rush. 1355 01:26:45,040 --> 01:26:46,599 Stroke alert. 1356 01:26:46,600 --> 01:26:48,479 Fifth floor, building B. 1357 01:26:48,480 --> 01:26:49,879 Room 514. 1358 01:26:49,880 --> 01:26:52,319 Stroke alert. 1359 01:26:52,320 --> 01:26:55,319 So, uh.. 1360 01:26:55,320 --> 01:26:58,599 how are things between you and Carol? 1361 01:26:58,600 --> 01:27:00,439 Carol? 1362 01:27:00,440 --> 01:27:02,362 You're referring to the spider woman 1363 01:27:02,363 --> 01:27:03,643 I found in the gutter? 1364 01:27:03,644 --> 01:27:05,242 That you found in the gutter, yes. 1365 01:27:05,243 --> 01:27:07,204 - That's the one. - The same. One and the same. 1366 01:27:07,205 --> 01:27:08,723 Things, uh.. things are actually 1367 01:27:08,724 --> 01:27:10,961 cooled down between Carol and me. 1368 01:27:10,962 --> 01:27:12,199 It's baffling. 1369 01:27:12,200 --> 01:27:13,879 Just.. I can't quite 1370 01:27:13,880 --> 01:27:16,565 pinpoint the exact moment when everything went south. 1371 01:27:18,960 --> 01:27:21,879 - Yeah. - It's a puzzle. 1372 01:27:21,880 --> 01:27:23,530 Sorry about that one. 1373 01:27:24,720 --> 01:27:26,839 It's okay. 1374 01:27:26,840 --> 01:27:28,729 It wouldn't have worked anyway. 1375 01:27:28,730 --> 01:27:30,290 She didn't.. 1376 01:27:32,760 --> 01:27:33,999 I don't know, she.. 1377 01:27:34,000 --> 01:27:36,319 she didn't make me nervous. 1378 01:27:36,320 --> 01:27:39,519 Not like your mom did, anyway. 1379 01:27:39,520 --> 01:27:41,887 And you need that. 1380 01:27:46,480 --> 01:27:48,289 Mm-hmm. 1381 01:27:52,440 --> 01:27:54,966 I know. I know. 1382 01:28:53,200 --> 01:28:54,770 What's going on over there? 87390