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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:58,934 --> 00:01:04,690 THE CELEBRATION 2 00:01:13,156 --> 00:01:14,616 Christian speaking. 3 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:18,078 Hi. I'm here now. I landed this morning. 4 00:01:22,291 --> 00:01:23,292 What? 5 00:01:24,376 --> 00:01:26,962 I shaved at the airport if you must know. 6 00:01:27,045 --> 00:01:29,756 I shaved at the airport if you must know! 7 00:01:30,716 --> 00:01:32,092 I'm fine. 8 00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:38,140 Right now, I'm looking at the fields, at the land of my father. 9 00:01:39,474 --> 00:01:40,976 It's beautiful. 10 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:46,523 It makes me want to move back for good, but that would be problematic. 11 00:01:47,566 --> 00:01:49,192 I'll make it. 12 00:01:50,902 --> 00:01:53,822 Yes, I suppose it will be a shock. 13 00:01:54,865 --> 00:01:56,074 What? 14 00:01:57,326 --> 00:02:00,037 You're dropping out - Okay. Bye. 15 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:14,926 What the hell? That's my brother. 16 00:02:17,220 --> 00:02:20,223 Why the hell didn't you say something? 17 00:02:20,307 --> 00:02:23,185 As if I saw him! I mean - 18 00:02:23,769 --> 00:02:25,437 I have to do everything myself. 19 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:33,320 Hell, Christian! What's this? 20 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:36,281 Hey, man. 21 00:02:36,365 --> 00:02:40,202 See him, Kasper? He's walked all the way from Paris. 22 00:02:40,285 --> 00:02:42,621 Only from the station. 23 00:02:42,704 --> 00:02:44,873 -Christian. -Wow, man! 24 00:02:44,956 --> 00:02:45,957 Hi. 25 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:52,881 Giddyap! I'll fuck you, damn it! 26 00:02:53,382 --> 00:02:55,592 -Fucking hell! -You're very merry. 27 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:59,221 It's been fucking ages. It fucking has. 28 00:02:59,304 --> 00:03:00,305 How are you? 29 00:03:01,390 --> 00:03:05,018 I'll give you a lift. Hop out, kids! 30 00:03:05,102 --> 00:03:08,188 -I'm giving Christian a lift. -There's plenty of room for us all. 31 00:03:08,271 --> 00:03:10,607 Get out, Kasper! Come on, Mette. 32 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:15,529 -He can walk. -Yeah, yeah. Get out. Come on. 33 00:03:15,612 --> 00:03:17,239 -Sit in the front. -I can walk. 34 00:03:17,322 --> 00:03:21,743 -No, I want a chat. -You want us to walk all the way? 35 00:03:21,827 --> 00:03:25,622 -What's up, man? -What the hell? Walk all the way? 36 00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:31,002 He's my brother, for fuck's sake. Give me a break, will you? 37 00:03:31,670 --> 00:03:33,088 Oh, shut up! 38 00:03:33,672 --> 00:03:35,841 Chill out! 39 00:03:50,147 --> 00:03:52,149 -Has Dad arrived? -Not yet. 40 00:04:12,127 --> 00:04:15,464 -Hello. What's your name? -Lars. 41 00:04:15,547 --> 00:04:17,841 Lars. Okay, Mads. Listen. 42 00:04:18,675 --> 00:04:22,471 I have a little problem with new staff. So now you know. 43 00:04:22,554 --> 00:04:23,805 -Hello. -Hello. 44 00:04:24,681 --> 00:04:26,099 Who do you think we are? 45 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:30,520 This is Christian, my brother. 46 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:33,482 He has two restaurants in Paris. 47 00:04:33,565 --> 00:04:37,527 And I've got a cafeteria in the docklands. 48 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:38,862 Okay. 49 00:04:38,945 --> 00:04:42,532 We grew up here, so we know how to handle customers and stuff. 50 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:47,329 If you're a really good receptionist, you keep a bit of an eye out. 51 00:04:48,246 --> 00:04:53,043 You give us rooms 9 and 19, and we won't complain to the old man. 52 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:55,504 I'm afraid you're not on the list. 53 00:04:57,506 --> 00:04:58,673 What? 54 00:04:58,757 --> 00:05:01,551 Look again. "Michael Klingenfeldt-Hansen." 55 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:04,471 Your father has told me that Michael is not invited. 56 00:05:07,849 --> 00:05:09,392 Okay, watch me. 57 00:05:11,978 --> 00:05:14,648 -Okay, Mads, listen up. -It's "Lars." 58 00:05:14,731 --> 00:05:16,316 Yes. Lars. 59 00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:19,277 It went a bit amok last year. 60 00:05:19,361 --> 00:05:21,905 I got a bit drunk. When I drink, things go a bit crazy. 61 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:25,075 A couple of schnapps over the top and I freak. 62 00:05:26,743 --> 00:05:31,206 Hey, but we'll figure this out. I've brought the wife and kids. 63 00:05:31,289 --> 00:05:33,917 Michelle has come, too, so... 64 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:37,921 I wouldn't know. 65 00:05:38,505 --> 00:05:41,550 -Is there a room or not? -There is not. 66 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:44,219 -Let me talk to my father. Now! -He's out hunting. 67 00:05:44,302 --> 00:05:48,390 Sort it out yourself then! That's your job, right? 68 00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:52,561 Lars, just find a room. I'll talk to Dad. 69 00:05:53,061 --> 00:05:55,605 Okay, listen. 70 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:58,149 Just give us one of the small rooms. 71 00:05:58,233 --> 00:06:02,028 They're never used. Number 3 and 1. 72 00:06:02,112 --> 00:06:03,947 Give us those. That'll be fine. 73 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:06,575 -Don't you want a key? -Oh, yes. 74 00:06:12,831 --> 00:06:14,624 -I must be on the list. -Oh, yes. 75 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:16,042 Has our sister arrived? 76 00:06:30,682 --> 00:06:35,020 Do get a move on. It's Daddy's birthday, his 60th. 77 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:40,400 All the people up ahead are my family. I have to be there to welcome them. 78 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:47,365 -Nadim, wasn't it? -Nadim, yes. 79 00:06:47,449 --> 00:06:52,245 Okay, Nadim. If you go a bit faster, I'll give you my phone number. 80 00:07:04,341 --> 00:07:06,009 -Hi, honey! -Hi. 81 00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:09,095 Hi! They're nearly here. 82 00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:11,598 You haven't been drinking, right? 83 00:07:11,681 --> 00:07:12,682 Not today. 84 00:07:14,309 --> 00:07:16,227 -Wasn't it a fantastic funeral? -Yes. 85 00:07:17,228 --> 00:07:19,564 -I'm ready. -What are you doing here? 86 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:22,317 What did I do now? 87 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:25,528 You missed your sister's funeral, but you're coming to Dad's birthday? 88 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:30,533 Don't poke your nose into what I do. And you arrived late. 89 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:32,953 I'm poking it into what you don't do. 90 00:07:33,036 --> 00:07:36,164 You don't go to her funeral. You don't phone me on my birthday. 91 00:07:36,247 --> 00:07:41,252 You don't pay back the money you owe. You only care about yourself. 92 00:07:41,336 --> 00:07:44,881 Now she's starting too. I've had it. I'm going home. Okay, Christian? 93 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:47,384 -Great idea. Have a nice day. -Want my bike? 94 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:49,344 I don't want to listen to her bullshit. 95 00:07:49,427 --> 00:07:53,640 Be quiet. This is old hat. 96 00:07:53,723 --> 00:07:57,978 -Yes, be quiet. -Spoken just like Christian. 97 00:07:58,687 --> 00:08:00,855 Stop that! 98 00:08:00,939 --> 00:08:02,857 -Michael... -Come on. 99 00:08:02,941 --> 00:08:04,693 -Be quiet. -Yes, be quiet. 100 00:08:04,776 --> 00:08:07,696 He doesn't understand me. Say it like Christian. You're so clever. 101 00:08:07,779 --> 00:08:09,948 Stop it! Be quiet! 102 00:08:10,532 --> 00:08:12,325 Be quiet. Stop now! 103 00:08:19,124 --> 00:08:22,335 Honk the horn again so they can hear it. 104 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:26,089 That's the wife of one of the sons. 105 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:28,049 That's Mette walking. 106 00:08:30,301 --> 00:08:31,928 And Huey, Dewey and Louie. 107 00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:35,098 -Hi! See you in a bit! -How are you? 108 00:08:39,102 --> 00:08:42,981 You tell the kids to shut up. Quiet, kids! We're here. 109 00:08:43,064 --> 00:08:44,399 Behave yourselves. 110 00:08:52,907 --> 00:08:55,618 Don't do that. I'm your sister. 111 00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:57,162 Hi! 112 00:08:57,245 --> 00:08:59,622 A good thing it's only once every ten years. 113 00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:01,291 -Hi! -But it's nice after all. 114 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:02,375 -Hi. -Hi. 115 00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:05,503 Grandad. Welcome. 116 00:09:05,587 --> 00:09:07,630 Thank you, thank you. 117 00:09:08,965 --> 00:09:10,050 Welcome. 118 00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:12,052 -Hello, my dear. -Hello there. 119 00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:17,474 -Thanks for a lovely funeral. -Thank you. 120 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,309 Great to see you again. 121 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:20,977 -Wasn't it hot? -Yes. 122 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:25,023 Hi, and thanks again. That was nice. It was a hot trip. 123 00:09:25,106 --> 00:09:26,107 Yes, it was. 124 00:09:26,191 --> 00:09:29,402 I'll go and unpack. See you later. 125 00:09:29,944 --> 00:09:32,155 -Welcome. -Hi. 126 00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:35,033 -It's so beautiful here. -Beautiful place, right? 127 00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:44,959 Hi, Dad. 128 00:09:46,711 --> 00:09:50,131 Your father asked me to be toastmaster this evening, okay? 129 00:09:50,215 --> 00:09:52,383 -Welcome. -Do you know Lise? 130 00:09:52,467 --> 00:09:54,469 Welcome. Welcome. 131 00:09:54,969 --> 00:09:58,139 -How are you, my boy? -It's so sad. The weather. 132 00:09:58,223 --> 00:10:00,642 -Not sure I can take it. -Go in and have a beer. 133 00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:03,895 -Hi there. You haven't changed. -Thanks. 134 00:10:03,978 --> 00:10:05,063 Not one bit! 135 00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:07,023 -Welcome. -Thank you. 136 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:09,359 Welcome. Go on into the hall. 137 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:10,860 -You'll meet Helge. -Splendid. 138 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:13,154 Hello there. 139 00:10:21,412 --> 00:10:23,331 Christian, darling! 140 00:10:23,414 --> 00:10:25,875 -How lovely you could make it after all! -Hi, Mom. 141 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,502 -You look great. -Oh, stop it. 142 00:10:27,585 --> 00:10:29,212 Excuse me. All guests are here. 143 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:32,048 Okay. Go and see your father. He's waiting for you. 144 00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:33,758 Remember to say happy birthday. 145 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:38,179 -Hi, Dad. Happy birthday! -Thank you, my boy. 146 00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:40,765 -They're all waiting. -Sit down a moment. 147 00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:44,352 -I've something important to tell you. -They are ready. 148 00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:45,645 Sit down. 149 00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:49,357 Come on, sit down. 150 00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:53,945 -Join me in a cognac? -No, thanks. 151 00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:04,289 Well... it's important. I've been thinking about this for days. 152 00:11:06,457 --> 00:11:07,834 Listen. 153 00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:12,005 Two hookers are sitting in a railway car. 154 00:11:13,715 --> 00:11:17,927 Don't laugh at your old dad! On his birthday too! 155 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,345 How dare you? 156 00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:22,182 I'll have to tell your mother. I'll have to. 157 00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:26,519 -We're waiting for you. -The boy is laughing in my face. 158 00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:28,438 Christian, you mustn't do that. 159 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:31,399 -Let's tell jokes and let them wait. -Yeah. 160 00:11:31,482 --> 00:11:35,528 Let them wait. I want a chat with my eldest son. 161 00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:36,696 Right. How are things? 162 00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:40,450 Fine. We're moving to Lyon at the moment, and - 163 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:46,080 I can read the papers, my boy. You're doing well. I must say. 164 00:11:46,164 --> 00:11:48,833 How about that girlfriend who is always phoning? 165 00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:50,710 Can't you have a few kids and move back home? 166 00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:53,963 No. She's having someone else's kid. She's just a friend. 167 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:57,717 Then find another girl and move back here. 168 00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:02,180 I'm getting older, and I want my family around me. 169 00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:06,434 -Then there's your mother. -What about her? 170 00:12:07,018 --> 00:12:08,895 She's getting tired of my jokes. 171 00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:10,188 I see why. 172 00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:15,068 What do you mean you see why? What's wrong with my jokes? 173 00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:16,694 There's no respect anymore. 174 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:22,784 Tell me how you are. Got a girl? Oh, I've already asked. 175 00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:24,911 -Come on! -We're coming. 176 00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:28,581 Come on then, my boy. Just one thing... 177 00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:33,127 Christian, will you say a couple of words about your sister this evening? 178 00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:35,880 I can't do it. I'd just blubber. 179 00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:39,217 Sure. I've already written something. 180 00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:41,177 You have? Well done, my boy. 181 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:45,390 -Michael has come. -Michael? 182 00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:47,350 I suppose I'll have to talk to him. 183 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,061 ...how they will react. 184 00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:51,354 Your guests are ready. 185 00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:55,108 -Michelle, are you married? -No. 186 00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:58,361 -You'd better ask someone else. -I think so too. 187 00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:03,116 Oh, yes, That was my other son. I'll have a word with him. 188 00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:08,329 Today, it's Helge's birthday 189 00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:11,207 Hurrah, hurrah, hurrah 190 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:16,754 He'll get lots of presents He's been wishing for all year 191 00:13:16,838 --> 00:13:22,885 With lovely chocolate and cakes 192 00:13:26,681 --> 00:13:28,516 Hurrah, hurrah, hurrah 193 00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:31,436 -Hi, Christian. -Hi. 194 00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:32,895 Which room are you in? 195 00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:35,189 What? Seventeen. Why? 196 00:13:35,273 --> 00:13:39,152 I need to borrow your bathroom. I mean, may I borrow your bathtub? 197 00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:42,655 Congratulations, Helge! 198 00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:45,867 Hurrah, hurrah, hurrah! 199 00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:48,077 And the sound of the sea. 200 00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:54,250 Bravo! 201 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,719 I'll put them down here. 202 00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:07,138 -No, it's a secret. -A secret? 203 00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:08,222 Yes. 204 00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:11,267 -I hope you've been out today. -As usual. 205 00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:18,232 Are you listening? 206 00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:20,360 Good. 207 00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:26,866 It was the third time we were going to move to Copenhagen, right? 208 00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:30,661 But Bettina H. moved in with him instead. 209 00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:32,497 -Bettina H.? -Yes. 210 00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:37,835 Anyway, I'm still here, right? We went to the park yesterday. 211 00:14:37,919 --> 00:14:42,882 I've been given the room where my sister died. 212 00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:47,637 Well, it's better than giving it to Christian. They were twins. 213 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:51,474 It's one thing not wanting to talk about it, 214 00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:54,268 but covering it all up is just silly. 215 00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:58,606 Look. It's spooky. 216 00:14:59,941 --> 00:15:01,109 Yes, I can see that. 217 00:15:01,192 --> 00:15:02,860 Really ghostlike. 218 00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:06,447 I don't think she'd like it either, if you get me. 219 00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:11,035 Can we remove the covers? Move the furniture a bit? 220 00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:14,497 Then I'll stay with her. I don't mind at all. 221 00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:18,292 Certainly. Perfect. 222 00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:20,336 Okay. 223 00:15:44,235 --> 00:15:46,612 This was where it happened - the bathroom. 224 00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:53,870 Maybe I should have another room. 225 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,580 Yes. Would you rather? 226 00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:57,874 It's just that... 227 00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:10,636 I'm getting really bad vibes. 228 00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:19,729 Did you hear that? 229 00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:23,232 She's in the bathroom. 230 00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:29,614 No, she's... dead 231 00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:36,120 We'll just have a look. 232 00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:44,045 -No, I think we should go. -No, I'll have a look. 233 00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,561 Hey, Mette, I can't find them. Come here. 234 00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:02,563 -Have you checked the suitcases? -Come on. 235 00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:10,404 -I can't find those shoes. Help me. -They should be in a suitcase. 236 00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:13,032 I've looked in that one. 237 00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:16,285 Keep your shirt on. We'll find them. 238 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:19,830 I can't go to dinner in brown shoes. Dad will go nuts. 239 00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:23,584 I know, Michael. They must be somewhere. 240 00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:25,962 I've looked everywhere. 241 00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:29,799 I think I left them behind. 242 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,676 You didn't say that. Get it? 243 00:17:32,927 --> 00:17:37,014 Go home and fetch them. You've got two hours. 244 00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:40,184 Go. Take the car and get the shoes. Got it? 245 00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:41,727 Fucking stop it, Michael. 246 00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:45,982 You fucking have to! I can't see my dad in socks! 247 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:51,153 You expect me to go home now? Stop it. What would your mom and dad say? 248 00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:55,241 I don't fucking care what you think. I can't go to the dinner in these shoes. 249 00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:56,742 Are you insane? 250 00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:59,245 You could just pack your own stuff. 251 00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:02,999 I've packed for you, me and the kids, 252 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:06,752 and you want everything to be just so. 253 00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:11,507 If you are so unhappy, pack your own crap! 254 00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:22,727 I've got fucking news for you! 255 00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:25,646 You're the one who does the packing! 256 00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:28,941 -Every single time, you lose my shoes! -Stop, damn it! 257 00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:30,735 So figure it out, damn it! 258 00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:34,530 -You made us visit your fucking family! -I don't give a shit! 259 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:38,034 -Listen to me when I talk to you! -Shut up! 260 00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:42,663 And then I spent a while at a cake shop. 261 00:18:44,749 --> 00:18:47,293 Actually, I'm doing the dessert tonight. 262 00:18:50,171 --> 00:18:54,967 What does it mean, an upward arrow? Up, up, up? 263 00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:59,680 Please go and lie in the tub, so you can see if there is anything. 264 00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:02,433 The tub? You want me to lie in the tub? 265 00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:03,517 Yeah. 266 00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:06,062 Sure. 267 00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:11,275 I'll take off my shoes. 268 00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:13,277 Shall I lie down? 269 00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:20,117 See if you can see anything. Search for a sign or an arrow. 270 00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:25,456 A wave or a fish or a bird. Kind of like "You're getting warmer." 271 00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:27,792 -It just won't do. -I'm sorry. 272 00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:33,631 -I'd just ironed this. -I lost my temper. Sorry. 273 00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:40,096 Shall we... lie down for five minutes? 274 00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:43,349 Aren't you going to the party? 275 00:19:45,059 --> 00:19:49,313 We'll have to lie down for five minutes, right? 276 00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:58,447 There's a fish. It means flat, which means down. 277 00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:02,868 I'm not sure I understand this game. 278 00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:04,995 No. 279 00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:07,581 How strange. 280 00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:16,882 We always played it. "You're getting warmer." 281 00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:47,079 Come on. Get down. Get down. 282 00:20:49,707 --> 00:20:51,584 Check next to the other leg. 283 00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:56,672 How sweet of her to have done this. 284 00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,008 I can hardly bear it. 285 00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:07,016 I'm practically the only one still stuck here. 286 00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:10,603 The rest of you go gadding off to Paris and all. 287 00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:13,689 You can't sit here crying. 288 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:15,357 I'm sorry. 289 00:21:20,154 --> 00:21:21,530 Have one of these. 290 00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:24,116 Thanks. Just say if you want me to go. 291 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:27,912 -Didn't you want a bath? -Oh, yes. 292 00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:29,830 -An arrow again. -Okay. 293 00:21:29,914 --> 00:21:31,540 And an arrow again. 294 00:21:32,666 --> 00:21:33,793 Will you... 295 00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:35,294 Up! 296 00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:37,421 -Will I what? -Undo me. 297 00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:48,557 I've still got a nice ass. ls a bath all it's going to get? 298 00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:32,393 Up there. Look. 299 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:36,856 -On the other side. -Where? 300 00:22:36,939 --> 00:22:39,859 Next to where the lamp is attached. 301 00:22:49,285 --> 00:22:53,247 "Dear whoever finds this letter, You are probably... " 302 00:23:20,316 --> 00:23:21,317 Boo! 303 00:23:22,985 --> 00:23:24,320 Fucking hell! 304 00:23:25,362 --> 00:23:26,739 It doesn't say anything. 305 00:23:31,619 --> 00:23:33,579 Mette, damn it! 306 00:23:33,662 --> 00:23:35,748 What happened? Oh, shit. 307 00:23:35,831 --> 00:23:38,459 -Did you put all this soap here? -No. 308 00:23:40,586 --> 00:23:42,171 How irritating! 309 00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:44,673 -Damn it, Michael... -For fuck's sake! 310 00:23:44,757 --> 00:23:46,634 Why did you leave the soap here? 311 00:23:46,717 --> 00:23:50,638 You're the one who used it, man. 312 00:23:51,513 --> 00:23:54,683 -Fucking hell. -Did you hurt yourself? 313 00:23:54,767 --> 00:23:56,852 I certainly fucking did. 314 00:23:58,187 --> 00:24:02,066 There've always been ghosts in this house. 315 00:24:02,858 --> 00:24:04,109 It doesn't say anything. 316 00:24:04,193 --> 00:24:05,903 I'll happily stay here. 317 00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:08,697 -Thanks for your help. -Yeah. 318 00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:11,533 -You really took fright? -Not at all. 319 00:24:11,617 --> 00:24:15,245 A bit? I'm sorry. Thanks for your help. 320 00:24:15,329 --> 00:24:16,330 Yeah. 321 00:24:17,831 --> 00:24:20,793 Why the hell did you leave the soap there? 322 00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:24,755 I didn't put the soap there. You did. 323 00:24:24,838 --> 00:24:28,550 -I didn't. -You're the one who used it. 324 00:24:28,634 --> 00:24:33,138 -Where are my pants? -I don't know. Over there? 325 00:24:33,222 --> 00:24:36,141 You should take care of your things. 326 00:24:36,225 --> 00:24:38,018 I'm not your babysitter. 327 00:24:38,102 --> 00:24:40,854 -Shut up, man. -Oh, for God's sake! 328 00:24:42,022 --> 00:24:43,399 Stop it now. 329 00:24:45,109 --> 00:24:48,153 The fucking thing's fallen down now, man. 330 00:24:48,237 --> 00:24:52,449 -You'd better put it up again. -Forget it, man. 331 00:24:52,533 --> 00:24:57,997 It's weird. You were always the wild one, getting into fights. 332 00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:59,665 Now it's your brother. 333 00:25:00,249 --> 00:25:02,876 You can't even be bothered to look at a pretty girl anymore. 334 00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:06,588 Maybe it's because you think I'm too skinny. 335 00:25:07,881 --> 00:25:09,008 Christian? 336 00:25:11,468 --> 00:25:12,511 Christian? 337 00:25:20,978 --> 00:25:25,315 It can go in here. They mustn't find it. 338 00:25:31,739 --> 00:25:33,741 Okay. There. 339 00:25:46,211 --> 00:25:48,881 Where are you, lovely Christian? 340 00:26:16,158 --> 00:26:17,367 Okay. 341 00:26:26,126 --> 00:26:28,796 It's six o'clock! Time to get up! 342 00:26:28,879 --> 00:26:33,884 Cards, please. Tickets please, or other proof of travel! 343 00:26:34,968 --> 00:26:36,178 Up, up! 344 00:26:36,261 --> 00:26:37,387 My trousers! 345 00:26:40,057 --> 00:26:42,976 -Hi, Grandpa! -Hi, Dad. 346 00:26:43,060 --> 00:26:45,687 I want to see you in the drawing room in five minutes. 347 00:26:46,814 --> 00:26:50,150 Fucking hell. I'll never make it. 348 00:27:00,869 --> 00:27:01,870 Hi, Bent. 349 00:27:12,923 --> 00:27:14,133 I got this. 350 00:27:16,844 --> 00:27:18,178 Hi, Poul. 351 00:27:18,262 --> 00:27:20,514 How's tricks, you old honker? 352 00:27:20,597 --> 00:27:21,598 Hi. 353 00:27:21,682 --> 00:27:23,058 Hi, Dad. 354 00:27:23,725 --> 00:27:27,604 Hello, my boy. Another time. We're going in now. 355 00:27:27,688 --> 00:27:29,189 The thing is... 356 00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:34,903 I've been asked to inquire about your interest in the lodge. 357 00:27:34,987 --> 00:27:36,155 Yeah? 358 00:27:36,238 --> 00:27:40,117 I don't see you as one of the brethren, I must say. 359 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:43,453 But Christian has told Preben you're doing well. 360 00:27:43,537 --> 00:27:45,873 And as Christian is not interested, 361 00:27:45,956 --> 00:27:50,419 you may expect to be invited to join the Freemasons. 362 00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:54,715 -Strike while the iron is hot. -Yes? 363 00:27:54,798 --> 00:27:57,467 He could make something of himself. 364 00:27:57,551 --> 00:28:01,096 We have to help you get on. 365 00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:06,185 But behave like a normal human being tonight, all right? 366 00:28:06,268 --> 00:28:11,440 Keep your fingers off - What's her name, Michelle. Okay? 367 00:28:12,149 --> 00:28:18,071 I'd like you to hover about tonight and keep things running smoothly. 368 00:28:18,155 --> 00:28:20,199 Can you manage that? 369 00:28:29,082 --> 00:28:33,879 Hey, give him a drink. Look lively. Get your act together, okay? 370 00:28:33,962 --> 00:28:35,172 Got a drink? 371 00:28:36,131 --> 00:28:38,258 Hey. I need a drink. 372 00:28:38,342 --> 00:28:39,426 Hi, Michael. 373 00:28:39,509 --> 00:28:41,887 You got a drink? Good. 374 00:28:41,970 --> 00:28:43,513 We need to talk. 375 00:28:45,474 --> 00:28:46,683 I don't have time. 376 00:29:02,032 --> 00:29:03,033 Hi. 377 00:29:29,226 --> 00:29:30,936 You do remember something, don't you? 378 00:29:31,019 --> 00:29:35,065 -Oh, yes, certainly. -Very good. 379 00:29:35,148 --> 00:29:36,608 Oh, yes. 380 00:29:37,859 --> 00:29:43,448 I was thinking of saying a word or two this evening. 381 00:29:43,532 --> 00:29:44,783 I thought so. 382 00:29:45,534 --> 00:29:48,036 It won't be anything for little girls. 383 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:50,455 No. I bet it won't. 384 00:29:51,248 --> 00:29:52,708 You fell asleep. 385 00:29:53,750 --> 00:29:54,835 Yes. 386 00:29:57,754 --> 00:29:59,756 Aren't you sleeping properly? 387 00:30:01,508 --> 00:30:02,634 Only with you. 388 00:30:10,726 --> 00:30:11,727 Yes. 389 00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:20,694 It is a great honor for me to be toastmaster this evening. 390 00:30:20,777 --> 00:30:26,158 The Klingenfeldt-Hansen family has invited us to yet another lavish party. 391 00:30:26,241 --> 00:30:29,786 My name is Helmuth von Sachs. For those of you who don't know me - 392 00:30:29,870 --> 00:30:34,624 Yes. I'm from Germany. Cologne, Ruhr, "The Steelworks." 393 00:30:37,878 --> 00:30:40,714 And Helge is made of steel too. 394 00:30:43,133 --> 00:30:48,972 Helge, my friend, my Danish father, over to you. 395 00:30:59,024 --> 00:31:00,233 Well... 396 00:31:01,818 --> 00:31:07,407 Looking at you all reminds me so clearly 397 00:31:07,491 --> 00:31:11,411 of the years gone by, and of all that has happened to us. 398 00:31:14,414 --> 00:31:20,545 Turning 60 is nothing unique. 399 00:31:22,422 --> 00:31:25,300 To me, it seems like yesterday 400 00:31:25,801 --> 00:31:28,220 that the final negotiations fell into place 401 00:31:28,303 --> 00:31:33,350 for the takeover of this unique place. 402 00:31:33,433 --> 00:31:38,313 Yet it was right back in the summer of 1971 403 00:31:38,397 --> 00:31:44,903 when my little family walked up the steps... 404 00:31:46,988 --> 00:31:48,407 my dear wife, 405 00:31:49,116 --> 00:31:54,413 Helene, Michael and the twins... 406 00:31:57,749 --> 00:31:58,750 and the twins... 407 00:32:02,421 --> 00:32:07,134 ready to move into these lovely buildings. 408 00:32:07,843 --> 00:32:09,052 We were so - 409 00:32:12,848 --> 00:32:14,933 We were so full of expectations. 410 00:32:17,310 --> 00:32:19,646 I'll stop here. 411 00:32:19,729 --> 00:32:23,692 I'll stop here and hope that we will have a lovely party together. 412 00:32:23,775 --> 00:32:25,110 Let's eat! 413 00:32:25,193 --> 00:32:27,028 -Yes! -Bravo! 414 00:32:34,536 --> 00:32:36,079 First course. Ready... 415 00:32:37,497 --> 00:32:38,498 Go! 416 00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:46,047 Good job. 417 00:32:56,850 --> 00:33:00,770 -Wasn't it a lovely trip? -No. It was very hot in the car. 418 00:33:00,854 --> 00:33:03,356 You have air-conditioning, Bent. 419 00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:07,152 Yes, but it dries out your mouth. 420 00:33:07,235 --> 00:33:10,822 -That's not pleasant. -Yeah, that's... 421 00:33:11,323 --> 00:33:14,201 -And you brought the kids and all. -Yes... 422 00:33:17,579 --> 00:33:20,790 Give me a lemonade. 423 00:33:37,307 --> 00:33:38,517 Yeah. 424 00:33:52,364 --> 00:33:54,241 I'm all wet. 425 00:33:54,324 --> 00:33:57,244 -Probably because she spilled something. -That's too bad. 426 00:33:58,912 --> 00:34:00,330 I don't know. 427 00:34:00,413 --> 00:34:02,832 What's your name, my girl? 428 00:34:03,416 --> 00:34:05,460 -My name is Mette. -Oh, yes. 429 00:34:05,544 --> 00:34:09,839 -M-E-T-T-E. Mette. -That's right, yes. 430 00:34:11,883 --> 00:34:14,094 I said it's lobster soup. 431 00:34:14,177 --> 00:34:15,804 -No, it's... -Lovely! 432 00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:17,389 ...it's salmon soup. 433 00:34:17,472 --> 00:34:19,224 Salmon? 434 00:34:20,642 --> 00:34:22,811 I think it tastes more like lobster. 435 00:34:22,894 --> 00:34:25,230 But it's delicious, the soup. 436 00:34:25,313 --> 00:34:28,024 Yes. Tomato soup. 437 00:34:29,234 --> 00:34:33,196 No, it isn't tomato soup. It's lobster soup. 438 00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:35,907 -Yes. -Yes, lobster soup. Cheers! 439 00:34:42,622 --> 00:34:44,249 Eldest son makes speech. 440 00:34:44,958 --> 00:34:46,209 Morten. 441 00:34:46,293 --> 00:34:48,962 It is almost seven o'clock, 442 00:34:49,045 --> 00:34:51,381 and I should like to propose the first toast. 443 00:34:51,464 --> 00:34:54,217 After all, it's my duty as the eldest son. Correct, Helmuth? 444 00:34:54,301 --> 00:34:55,302 Yes. 445 00:34:56,553 --> 00:34:59,472 But first, a speech. 446 00:34:59,556 --> 00:35:02,767 I've written two, Father. 447 00:35:03,435 --> 00:35:06,980 One is green. The other is yellow. You choose. 448 00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:11,735 One is green. The other is yellow. 449 00:35:12,319 --> 00:35:14,029 I'll take the green. 450 00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:17,032 The green is an interesting choice. 451 00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:22,787 It's a kind of "home truths" speech. I call it "Dad's Bath." 452 00:35:26,207 --> 00:35:30,920 I was very young when we moved here. 453 00:35:31,004 --> 00:35:35,759 Times changed completely for us. 454 00:35:35,842 --> 00:35:37,594 We had all the space we wanted 455 00:35:37,677 --> 00:35:40,597 and all the trouble we could cause in all that space. 456 00:35:42,265 --> 00:35:45,101 In those days, this room was a restaurant. 457 00:35:45,185 --> 00:35:49,397 I can't count the times my sister Linda - who is now dead - 458 00:35:49,481 --> 00:35:53,860 and I. .. played in here. 459 00:35:53,943 --> 00:35:59,908 And she would put things in people's food without their noticing. 460 00:35:59,991 --> 00:36:04,537 And we would hide. Then she would begin to laugh. 461 00:36:05,121 --> 00:36:09,334 She had the most infectious laugh you can imagine. 462 00:36:09,417 --> 00:36:12,253 In no time at all, we'd both be howling with laughter. 463 00:36:12,337 --> 00:36:15,173 And, of course, we got caught. 464 00:36:15,256 --> 00:36:17,717 But nothing ever happened to us. 465 00:36:18,593 --> 00:36:22,764 It was much more dangerous when Dad had his bath. 466 00:36:24,683 --> 00:36:26,768 When Dad wanted to take a bath, 467 00:36:27,936 --> 00:36:31,189 he would take Linda and me into his study, 468 00:36:31,272 --> 00:36:35,610 as there was something he had to do first. 469 00:36:35,694 --> 00:36:40,949 Then he'd lock the door and lower the blinds. 470 00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:46,037 Then he'd take his shirt and trousers off and made us do likewise. 471 00:36:46,121 --> 00:36:51,126 Then he'd put us across the green couch - that's been thrown out now - 472 00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:54,379 and raped us, abused us sexually. 473 00:36:54,462 --> 00:36:56,297 He had sex with his little ones. 474 00:36:57,799 --> 00:36:59,008 Christian... 475 00:36:59,092 --> 00:37:01,886 A couple of months ago, when my sister died, 476 00:37:01,970 --> 00:37:06,057 I realized that Helge was a very clean man, with all those baths. 477 00:37:06,141 --> 00:37:10,520 I thought I'd share it with the rest of the family. 478 00:37:10,603 --> 00:37:14,858 Baths summer, winter, spring, autumn, morning, evening. 479 00:37:14,941 --> 00:37:18,945 They should all know this, I thought, that Helge is a very clean man. 480 00:37:19,028 --> 00:37:23,032 Seeing as we're celebrating his 60th birthday. 481 00:37:23,116 --> 00:37:24,117 What a guy! 482 00:37:24,701 --> 00:37:28,705 Imagine living a long life and watching your children grow up! 483 00:37:28,788 --> 00:37:31,040 And Michael's grandchildren. 484 00:37:31,124 --> 00:37:34,169 -But you didn't come to listen to me. -No. 485 00:37:34,252 --> 00:37:39,799 We've come to celebrate Helge's 60th, so let's do so. 486 00:37:39,883 --> 00:37:44,429 So, thank you for all those good years. 487 00:37:45,013 --> 00:37:46,639 Happy birthday. 488 00:37:56,232 --> 00:37:59,235 I've nothing to drink. Fill our glasses! 489 00:38:16,252 --> 00:38:22,300 Christian, you were the first, but now it's my turn. 490 00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:27,180 Else, it is your birthday. 491 00:38:28,556 --> 00:38:30,600 Helge! 492 00:38:30,683 --> 00:38:32,393 -What did he say? -Helge. 493 00:38:32,477 --> 00:38:35,021 He said that it was Helge's birthday, Grandad. 494 00:38:35,104 --> 00:38:38,650 -Listen to Grandad. -Helge, it's your birthday, 495 00:38:38,733 --> 00:38:39,859 and that's good. 496 00:38:40,443 --> 00:38:42,779 You're a big boy now. 497 00:38:42,862 --> 00:38:47,492 Your ears can take a story from the seven seas. 498 00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:51,538 Good on you, Grandad! 499 00:38:52,580 --> 00:38:53,873 I have to go. 500 00:38:53,957 --> 00:38:57,210 When Helge was a young lad, 501 00:38:57,293 --> 00:39:01,506 he told me he had trouble finding lady friends. 502 00:39:08,471 --> 00:39:10,765 Kim. Kim? 503 00:39:14,686 --> 00:39:16,646 -Hi, Christian. -Hi. 504 00:39:16,729 --> 00:39:19,357 I've got a plane to catch. 505 00:39:19,941 --> 00:39:24,487 Stop! May I introduce my boyhood buddy, Christian. 506 00:39:24,571 --> 00:39:26,990 Christian, you know most of them. 507 00:39:27,073 --> 00:39:28,867 -Hi, Christian. -Hi. 508 00:39:28,950 --> 00:39:30,535 Christian, how are you? 509 00:39:32,036 --> 00:39:34,581 -I'm fine. -Fine, you say? 510 00:39:36,249 --> 00:39:37,959 Well done, Christian. 511 00:39:38,042 --> 00:39:41,254 You've made your speech, and now you're going home. 512 00:39:41,337 --> 00:39:44,716 The battle's lost. Nothing's changed. 513 00:39:44,799 --> 00:39:45,800 Over. 514 00:39:46,759 --> 00:39:48,052 Are you drunk? 515 00:39:48,136 --> 00:39:50,013 Otherwise I can't cook. 516 00:39:50,096 --> 00:39:53,474 -How long have we known each other? -Kim, I need to... 517 00:39:53,558 --> 00:39:55,018 Since our first year of school? 518 00:39:56,311 --> 00:39:58,062 We filched apples together. 519 00:39:59,606 --> 00:40:03,610 I've been waiting for this ever since, and you just run away 520 00:40:04,736 --> 00:40:08,907 from your father, who drew lots for you and your sister. 521 00:40:10,617 --> 00:40:14,370 A brilliant start to your speech, drawing lots like your father. 522 00:40:15,163 --> 00:40:16,581 What do you want, Kim? 523 00:40:20,793 --> 00:40:22,754 Sorry to interrupt, Grandad. 524 00:40:22,837 --> 00:40:28,509 I just want to say that I hope none of you took Christian seriously. 525 00:40:28,593 --> 00:40:32,931 He is my brother, and I love him dearly. 526 00:40:33,014 --> 00:40:37,894 But what he said wasn't true. And I should know, right? 527 00:40:37,977 --> 00:40:42,148 And sorry for interrupting, Dad. It was the shock. I'm sorry. 528 00:40:42,732 --> 00:40:47,070 At 7: 15 your father will come down to give me a time for the main course. 529 00:40:48,112 --> 00:40:51,950 He'll say, "I think they like the food." 530 00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:54,911 And he'll have his usual bitters, everything is fine. 531 00:40:56,371 --> 00:40:58,289 Just give me two minutes, you'll see. 532 00:41:22,146 --> 00:41:23,690 Good evening, you all. 533 00:41:25,817 --> 00:41:28,319 I thought you'd... 534 00:41:28,403 --> 00:41:29,904 Come here! 535 00:41:30,571 --> 00:41:32,281 Bitters for me and my son. 536 00:41:32,365 --> 00:41:34,283 -Here you go. -Thank you. 537 00:41:34,867 --> 00:41:36,995 -It tastes splendid. -Thanks. 538 00:41:37,578 --> 00:41:39,539 A fine first course. I think they liked it. 539 00:41:39,622 --> 00:41:40,623 Thanks. 540 00:41:41,374 --> 00:41:42,750 -Great. -Thanks. 541 00:41:42,834 --> 00:41:45,003 -No, thanks. -You don't want one. 542 00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:50,258 That tastes good. This crap tastes good. 543 00:41:51,175 --> 00:41:53,136 Yes. I do believe it tastes good. 544 00:41:54,470 --> 00:41:58,641 Have one and then put the bottle away. Come with me. I need to talk to you. 545 00:41:58,725 --> 00:42:00,101 Alone. 546 00:42:01,352 --> 00:42:02,353 Off we go! 547 00:42:10,653 --> 00:42:12,780 Well, how are you? 548 00:42:13,823 --> 00:42:16,743 -I'm fine. -Really. 549 00:42:19,704 --> 00:42:21,205 Are you sure? 550 00:42:22,874 --> 00:42:24,959 Well, I don't understand a thing. 551 00:42:26,586 --> 00:42:29,547 My memory must be failing me. Age probably. 552 00:42:30,256 --> 00:42:31,507 What do you mean? 553 00:42:31,591 --> 00:42:36,095 What you talked about, I don't recall it at all. 554 00:42:36,179 --> 00:42:40,349 You'll have to help me. What happened? 555 00:42:46,939 --> 00:42:51,194 Sorry, it's probably me who got it wrong. 556 00:42:51,277 --> 00:42:54,739 Don't apologize, or you'll really have me worried. 557 00:42:54,822 --> 00:43:00,453 I'm just a bit on edge at the moment with work, with my sister. 558 00:43:01,079 --> 00:43:02,455 Forget it. 559 00:43:02,955 --> 00:43:06,250 What you were talking about is a crime. 560 00:43:06,334 --> 00:43:09,087 We must call the police. 561 00:43:09,170 --> 00:43:13,883 No, don't do that. Just forget it. 562 00:43:14,467 --> 00:43:19,847 I'm not sleeping well. I'm feeling a bit weird. Sorry. 563 00:43:19,931 --> 00:43:21,724 Are things going well upstairs? 564 00:43:21,808 --> 00:43:24,977 Yes, fine. Good people. 565 00:43:25,061 --> 00:43:27,730 It takes more than that to shake them. Don't worry. 566 00:43:31,484 --> 00:43:33,736 Have a good trip home. It was nice seeing you. 567 00:43:33,820 --> 00:43:35,655 They're waiting for me. 568 00:44:02,765 --> 00:44:06,310 -Helge, it's your birthday. -Grandad, not again. 569 00:44:06,894 --> 00:44:09,897 You're a big boy now. 570 00:44:09,981 --> 00:44:15,069 Your ears can take a story from the seven seas. 571 00:44:18,156 --> 00:44:22,869 When Helge was a young lad, 572 00:44:22,952 --> 00:44:27,665 he told me he had trouble finding lady friends. 573 00:44:29,792 --> 00:44:32,420 I told him, "Listen, lad! 574 00:44:32,503 --> 00:44:38,009 Just buy a big potato and stuff it down your swimming trunks, 575 00:44:38,092 --> 00:44:42,722 go down to the lake in summer and they'll come running!" 576 00:44:43,890 --> 00:44:45,683 Anyway, summer came... 577 00:44:47,435 --> 00:44:48,936 What do you think? 578 00:44:49,604 --> 00:44:51,230 -Me? -Yeah. 579 00:44:51,314 --> 00:44:53,441 I don't know what he's planning. 580 00:44:57,612 --> 00:44:58,613 Damn. 581 00:44:59,113 --> 00:45:04,076 He came back in despair and told me things were far worse now. 582 00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:06,996 Nobody would talk to him. 583 00:45:07,079 --> 00:45:08,539 "No wonder," I said. 584 00:45:08,623 --> 00:45:11,334 "You should have put the potato down the front of your trunks." 585 00:45:18,132 --> 00:45:20,718 For he's a jolly good fellow 586 00:45:20,801 --> 00:45:22,678 For he's a jolly good fellow 587 00:45:22,762 --> 00:45:26,682 For he's a jolly good fellow 588 00:45:26,766 --> 00:45:29,185 Which nobody can deny 589 00:45:29,268 --> 00:45:31,771 Michelle, Pia. 590 00:45:32,313 --> 00:45:33,731 A word. 591 00:45:34,523 --> 00:45:38,277 Michelle, come here. Pia, come here. A word. 592 00:45:40,655 --> 00:45:42,657 We'll steal their car keys. Over. 593 00:45:43,199 --> 00:45:44,242 -What? -Us? 594 00:45:44,867 --> 00:45:46,827 -Okay. -It's Christian's turn tonight. 595 00:45:46,911 --> 00:45:48,704 People mustn't go home yet. Over. 596 00:45:49,288 --> 00:45:51,082 Now they will get the entire menu. 597 00:45:51,165 --> 00:45:55,086 I don't think he intends to say any more. He apologized. 598 00:45:55,169 --> 00:45:56,879 Let's wait and see. 599 00:45:56,963 --> 00:46:00,591 Don't tell the old waiters. They need their pensions. 600 00:46:00,675 --> 00:46:03,219 Off you go. Now. 601 00:46:07,098 --> 00:46:11,727 -We mustn't leave any traces. -No, no. We'll just look carefully. 602 00:46:11,811 --> 00:46:13,604 Where the hell is it? 603 00:46:15,648 --> 00:46:16,941 I have it! 604 00:46:18,109 --> 00:46:19,652 Next room. 605 00:46:20,236 --> 00:46:21,362 Is everything okay? 606 00:46:25,825 --> 00:46:27,576 Any problems? 607 00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:30,913 No, everything is fine. 608 00:46:32,623 --> 00:46:35,584 Will my brother stay the night? 609 00:46:36,669 --> 00:46:37,878 I don't really know. 610 00:46:45,469 --> 00:46:47,680 A taxi. I'll go check it. 611 00:46:54,145 --> 00:46:55,646 Hey! 612 00:46:57,690 --> 00:47:02,111 Hey, Charlie Brown, you've come to the wrong place. 613 00:47:11,370 --> 00:47:12,788 Can I go? 614 00:47:12,872 --> 00:47:14,457 Just a moment. 615 00:47:36,187 --> 00:47:39,273 Listen, Max. I don't know where you met my sister, 616 00:47:39,357 --> 00:47:40,775 and I don't want to. 617 00:47:43,527 --> 00:47:45,196 I've missed you so much! 618 00:47:50,618 --> 00:47:53,371 -Michael, what are you doing? -What the hell do you mean? 619 00:47:58,376 --> 00:48:00,294 What the hell are you doing? 620 00:48:00,378 --> 00:48:03,130 Mind your fucking manners, Michael. 621 00:48:03,214 --> 00:48:08,636 How dare you drag a monkey to Dad's 60th? 622 00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:11,514 Are you calling Gbatokai a monkey? 623 00:48:11,597 --> 00:48:14,350 -How dare you! -Chill out. 624 00:48:14,433 --> 00:48:18,771 -You Nazi bastard! -What is happening, man? 625 00:48:27,571 --> 00:48:29,657 Okay, you can shove off. 626 00:48:44,672 --> 00:48:48,342 Mom, wait a minute. This is my boyfriend. 627 00:48:53,889 --> 00:48:56,392 You haven't met him. That was another one. 628 00:49:01,647 --> 00:49:02,648 Absolutely. 629 00:49:18,664 --> 00:49:23,377 Forgive me for disturbing you again, but I forgot the most important bit. 630 00:49:23,461 --> 00:49:27,840 We're here for my father's birthday, not all kinds of other stuff. 631 00:49:27,923 --> 00:49:31,177 I led you up the wrong path earlier. 632 00:49:31,260 --> 00:49:35,639 I'd like to make amends by proposing a toast to my father. 633 00:49:36,223 --> 00:49:38,434 Please stand. 634 00:49:38,517 --> 00:49:39,935 Well done, Christian. 635 00:49:45,107 --> 00:49:46,233 Raise your glasses. 636 00:49:52,364 --> 00:49:54,825 Here's to the man who killed my sister. 637 00:49:54,909 --> 00:49:56,160 Here's to a murderer. 638 00:50:00,748 --> 00:50:02,666 I'm proposing a smoke break. 639 00:50:04,043 --> 00:50:05,753 Cigarettes. Come on! 640 00:50:09,089 --> 00:50:12,009 Cigarettes. Please, now! 641 00:50:20,684 --> 00:50:24,021 Hey. Play something. Nice and easy. 642 00:50:26,273 --> 00:50:27,274 Play something. 643 00:50:29,109 --> 00:50:32,196 Let's stay a while. We can't just leave. 644 00:50:36,825 --> 00:50:37,826 Okay. 645 00:50:44,583 --> 00:50:46,043 Christian, are you mad? 646 00:50:49,421 --> 00:50:51,048 Christian, can you hear me? 647 00:50:52,383 --> 00:50:54,009 Are you mad, Christian? 648 00:50:57,972 --> 00:51:00,349 Make sure nobody goes home. 649 00:51:01,141 --> 00:51:03,269 I'm ill. I'm ill, damn it. 650 00:51:09,024 --> 00:51:11,318 For the last time, I have phoned - 651 00:51:11,402 --> 00:51:14,780 -Hello. Get me a taxi. -Just a moment. 652 00:51:14,863 --> 00:51:19,743 I can't take it. I'm already suffering a bad depression. 653 00:51:19,827 --> 00:51:24,456 -There will be no taxis. Let's walk. -No. Just wait a little. 654 00:51:24,540 --> 00:51:26,292 Here comes the Danish summer 655 00:51:26,375 --> 00:51:28,002 I've had it with family gatherings. 656 00:51:28,085 --> 00:51:31,046 -Bent, have you seen our car keys? -No, I haven't. 657 00:51:31,130 --> 00:51:32,339 Let's call a cab then. 658 00:51:33,966 --> 00:51:36,468 We're leaving, but we can't find our keys. 659 00:51:36,552 --> 00:51:38,262 Is there a problem? 660 00:51:38,345 --> 00:51:41,765 I can't take it. I'm depressed and... 661 00:51:42,433 --> 00:51:43,934 The number is still busy. 662 00:51:45,352 --> 00:51:48,105 There is an 11-month wait. 663 00:51:48,188 --> 00:51:50,274 May I speak to Kim? 664 00:51:50,357 --> 00:51:54,111 Hello, Lars? Just take it easy, okay? 665 00:51:55,112 --> 00:51:56,322 Hide those keys! 666 00:51:56,405 --> 00:51:57,740 -In the oven! -How funny. 667 00:51:57,823 --> 00:52:01,410 -You dropped one! Quick. -What about here? 668 00:52:01,493 --> 00:52:03,120 In the fridge! 669 00:52:03,704 --> 00:52:06,165 Hide the car keys now, damn it. 670 00:52:07,082 --> 00:52:08,083 They've vanished. 671 00:52:08,667 --> 00:52:10,085 Where the hell is Michelle? 672 00:52:11,462 --> 00:52:12,463 Michelle! 673 00:52:12,963 --> 00:52:14,048 Right, sweetie. 674 00:52:14,131 --> 00:52:15,633 Come in, damn it. 675 00:52:16,258 --> 00:52:19,303 Michael, I want a word. With you too. 676 00:52:20,346 --> 00:52:22,973 -You must leave. -No. We're going to talk now. 677 00:52:23,057 --> 00:52:27,019 -Mette, you know what happened? -I want a word with you. 678 00:52:28,103 --> 00:52:32,733 Come on. In here. Come on. 679 00:52:32,816 --> 00:52:33,901 Let go of me. 680 00:52:33,984 --> 00:52:36,362 Calm down, all right? Okay. 681 00:52:36,445 --> 00:52:37,988 What the hell do you want? 682 00:52:38,072 --> 00:52:42,743 Last year, you promised me. You came to me at night. 683 00:52:42,826 --> 00:52:45,496 And now you won't even give me the time of day. 684 00:52:45,579 --> 00:52:46,830 Okay, listen. 685 00:52:46,914 --> 00:52:51,251 Sorry. I've got my wife here, damn it. 686 00:52:51,335 --> 00:52:55,631 Funny how she's never been that important before. 687 00:52:55,714 --> 00:52:57,174 You know I got pregnant, right? 688 00:52:58,092 --> 00:53:02,554 Don't worry. I got rid of it. I just thought you should know. 689 00:53:03,263 --> 00:53:08,644 Listen, it's my old man's 60th, and things are going amok. 690 00:53:08,727 --> 00:53:10,020 Hello. 691 00:53:12,022 --> 00:53:13,273 Hi. 692 00:53:13,899 --> 00:53:15,442 Hi, Bent. Fucking hell. 693 00:53:15,526 --> 00:53:17,528 -Yes, I - -Is this your room? 694 00:53:17,611 --> 00:53:20,698 I was just leaving. Have you seen my car keys? 695 00:53:20,781 --> 00:53:23,534 -No, certainly not. -I'll have a quick look, okay? 696 00:53:26,453 --> 00:53:29,373 -Sure you haven't seen them? -Yeah. 697 00:53:29,915 --> 00:53:32,501 I'll get depressed if I don't find them. 698 00:53:32,584 --> 00:53:36,505 I know. Bent, go downstairs, all right? Great, go. 699 00:53:38,132 --> 00:53:39,466 Okay. 700 00:53:39,550 --> 00:53:43,721 Listen. Pack your gear and go home, all right? 701 00:53:43,804 --> 00:53:47,725 Here are your wages. Now just shove off. Get it? 702 00:53:50,018 --> 00:53:52,563 You're as sick in the head as your dad. 703 00:54:04,533 --> 00:54:06,869 Don't dis my family. Get it? 704 00:54:15,753 --> 00:54:18,172 ...the dessert. I would like to... 705 00:54:24,762 --> 00:54:27,931 Listen, Dad. Go to the living room. 706 00:54:37,274 --> 00:54:40,277 What if I got up and said a couple of words instead? 707 00:54:41,779 --> 00:54:43,113 About you. 708 00:54:43,697 --> 00:54:46,700 About how sick you were as a child. 709 00:54:47,951 --> 00:54:51,830 About the way you always spoiled things for the other children, 710 00:54:51,914 --> 00:54:54,625 burning their toys in front of them, 711 00:54:54,708 --> 00:54:57,711 about the warped soul you've always been. 712 00:54:59,505 --> 00:55:02,841 I could also tell them how your mom and dad had to go to France 713 00:55:02,925 --> 00:55:07,679 to extricate you from that sanatorium where you lay, 714 00:55:07,763 --> 00:55:11,767 sick in the head as ever, pumped full of medicine, 715 00:55:11,850 --> 00:55:13,811 to your mother's despair. 716 00:55:14,603 --> 00:55:17,606 I could also mention your lack of talent with women. 717 00:55:17,689 --> 00:55:21,235 Lovely women you let go by, year after year, 718 00:55:21,318 --> 00:55:25,906 because there is so little man in you. 719 00:55:25,989 --> 00:55:30,744 I could also make a speech about you and your sister. 720 00:55:30,828 --> 00:55:32,538 What do you say to that? 721 00:55:34,623 --> 00:55:38,377 Did she ever say goodbye to you, Christian? 722 00:55:41,672 --> 00:55:45,050 No. Was there a card? A letter? No. Nothing. 723 00:55:45,676 --> 00:55:47,636 There was for the rest of us. 724 00:55:47,719 --> 00:55:49,513 And maybe there was a reason why. 725 00:55:51,223 --> 00:55:55,269 Because you just left, as usual. 726 00:55:56,520 --> 00:55:58,814 Left your sick sister. 727 00:56:00,858 --> 00:56:02,818 She kept asking for you 728 00:56:02,901 --> 00:56:08,407 and rushing to the phone every time it rang, but it was never you. 729 00:56:08,490 --> 00:56:12,828 As ever, you were only interested in yourself and your sick mind. 730 00:56:12,911 --> 00:56:17,666 Now you sling mud at the family that only ever wanted the best for you. 731 00:56:19,710 --> 00:56:23,088 Your mother thinks you should go. She doesn't want to look at you. 732 00:56:23,171 --> 00:56:25,549 But I think you should stay right here 733 00:56:26,550 --> 00:56:31,013 and feel what it's like to spit in your family's face. 734 00:56:37,185 --> 00:56:42,983 After that little intermezzo pianissimo, 735 00:56:43,066 --> 00:56:45,611 I think we should return to the dinner table. 736 00:56:46,194 --> 00:56:47,279 I'm hungry. 737 00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:51,825 So, let's go, ladies and gentlemen. 738 00:57:04,421 --> 00:57:07,674 They're ready. I don't think Christian is very happy. 739 00:57:07,758 --> 00:57:11,053 Okay. Venison and cranberry, go! 740 00:57:20,812 --> 00:57:22,481 ...the other one. 741 00:57:22,564 --> 00:57:24,858 Cheers, Grandad! Cheers! 742 00:57:28,403 --> 00:57:32,199 Yes, it was a super-duper speech. 743 00:57:33,367 --> 00:57:37,037 You keep yelling into my ear. 744 00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:41,291 Grandad, do you hear me? Cheers! 745 00:57:48,215 --> 00:57:49,633 We're still here. 746 00:58:10,362 --> 00:58:12,280 Salt and pepper! Cheers! 747 00:58:12,364 --> 00:58:13,865 -Champagne. -Yes, champagne. 748 00:58:13,949 --> 00:58:15,909 We must have champagne and caviar. 749 00:59:45,582 --> 00:59:46,583 Yes. 750 00:59:47,250 --> 00:59:50,462 If the birthday boy is my Danish father, 751 00:59:50,545 --> 00:59:53,924 then Else is my Danish mother. 752 00:59:54,883 --> 00:59:57,511 Everyone's mommy. 753 00:59:57,594 --> 00:59:59,429 Else, over to you. 754 00:59:59,513 --> 01:00:01,014 Give her a hand! 755 01:00:07,229 --> 01:00:10,732 Thank you, Helmuth. Thank you all. 756 01:00:10,816 --> 01:00:14,319 I want to say how much 757 01:00:14,402 --> 01:00:18,240 I appreciate your coming today. 758 01:00:19,366 --> 01:00:23,453 I also want to say a word or two 759 01:00:23,537 --> 01:00:26,957 to thank my husband, my Helge. 760 01:00:27,916 --> 01:00:31,086 Though it may be hard, as I can hardly find the words 761 01:00:31,169 --> 01:00:34,589 to describe what you have meant and mean to me. 762 01:00:36,133 --> 01:00:42,514 But with your appetite for life and infinite care for your family, 763 01:00:42,597 --> 01:00:47,686 you have given me everything a wife could wish for. 764 01:00:48,478 --> 01:00:52,190 We've had 30 lovely years. Thank you. 765 01:00:55,318 --> 01:00:58,697 I think I'll take the opportunity 766 01:00:58,780 --> 01:01:02,534 to say a few words to my three children. 767 01:01:03,910 --> 01:01:10,458 I think it is fantastic to see how well you have done, 768 01:01:10,542 --> 01:01:14,880 especially when I consider how little you once were. 769 01:01:17,090 --> 01:01:22,053 Michael, you are our youngest, our Benjamin. 770 01:01:23,263 --> 01:01:26,016 Not that we've seen that much of you. 771 01:01:26,099 --> 01:01:29,686 You were away from home from an early age. 772 01:01:29,769 --> 01:01:32,230 First, boarding school. 773 01:01:33,023 --> 01:01:34,816 Then the school ship. 774 01:01:35,692 --> 01:01:38,278 Then culinary school in Switzerland. 775 01:01:38,904 --> 01:01:45,410 You never did become a chef, but who knows? 776 01:01:45,994 --> 01:01:52,542 At any rate, you have given us three splendid grandchildren 777 01:01:52,626 --> 01:01:55,754 whom your father and I are so grateful for. 778 01:01:56,713 --> 01:02:00,675 And, of course, we thank your little Mette. 779 01:02:02,052 --> 01:02:06,056 Helene, the family loner. 780 01:02:07,224 --> 01:02:08,975 You really are, Helene. 781 01:02:09,059 --> 01:02:14,397 Ever since you came home and told us that you'd decided to become a singer 782 01:02:14,481 --> 01:02:20,028 and had joined the - the Young Socialists, I think it was, 783 01:02:20,111 --> 01:02:22,948 we've known you would choose your own path. 784 01:02:23,031 --> 01:02:29,246 And you certainly have, in life as well as in your studies. 785 01:02:30,372 --> 01:02:33,708 Now you've chosen anthropology. 786 01:02:33,792 --> 01:02:35,710 I think it's interesting, 787 01:02:35,794 --> 01:02:39,089 although your father and I had hoped you'd choose law. 788 01:02:39,172 --> 01:02:40,173 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 789 01:02:41,132 --> 01:02:46,805 But what you have experienced and the contacts you've had 790 01:02:46,888 --> 01:02:52,560 with foreign countries and peoples, it's impressive. 791 01:02:52,644 --> 01:02:58,149 In that connection, I'd like to extend a warm welcome to Gonzales. 792 01:02:58,233 --> 01:03:00,443 Mommy, his name is Gbatokai. 793 01:03:00,527 --> 01:03:01,528 Yes. 794 01:03:05,031 --> 01:03:06,324 Welcome, Kai. 795 01:03:08,535 --> 01:03:11,913 Then there is you, Christian. 796 01:03:12,622 --> 01:03:15,250 You have always been quite special. 797 01:03:15,333 --> 01:03:18,336 A creative child. 798 01:03:19,879 --> 01:03:22,841 The stories Christian could tell when he was small! 799 01:03:22,924 --> 01:03:29,264 I always thought you'd make a really good author one day. 800 01:03:30,682 --> 01:03:35,020 When Christian was small - for all of you who don't know - 801 01:03:35,103 --> 01:03:38,940 he had a loyal companion called Snoot, 802 01:03:40,442 --> 01:03:42,319 who didn't exist. 803 01:03:43,695 --> 01:03:48,158 But Snoot and Christian were inseparable and they always agreed. 804 01:03:48,241 --> 01:03:52,037 If Snoot didn't like something, then Christian didn't either. 805 01:03:52,120 --> 01:03:54,998 And if you were the object of their dislike, 806 01:03:55,081 --> 01:03:57,500 there was nothing you could do about it. 807 01:03:58,543 --> 01:04:00,045 But, dear Christian, 808 01:04:00,795 --> 01:04:06,634 it is so important to be able to distinguish fact from fiction. 809 01:04:06,718 --> 01:04:10,305 I think you've always had trouble doing so. 810 01:04:10,889 --> 01:04:17,604 Of course you can be angry with Father. I am sometimes too. 811 01:04:18,605 --> 01:04:22,108 But it has to be sorted out in private. 812 01:04:22,192 --> 01:04:24,819 Telling stories like those you've told this evening, 813 01:04:24,903 --> 01:04:29,449 however exciting they may be - and they are exciting - 814 01:04:30,450 --> 01:04:33,161 may be a bit too much. 815 01:04:34,996 --> 01:04:39,959 Christian, I think that Snoot has been with you today. 816 01:04:40,043 --> 01:04:42,962 And quite frankly, I think you both rather upset your father. 817 01:04:43,546 --> 01:04:46,925 So I think it would be appropriate if you stood up - 818 01:04:48,134 --> 01:04:52,389 leaving Snoot in his seat - and gave your father an apology. 819 01:04:53,181 --> 01:04:57,185 It won't detract from you to say you're sorry. 820 01:04:57,894 --> 01:04:59,604 It would be quite all right. 821 01:05:03,650 --> 01:05:05,860 Christian, you may stand up now. 822 01:05:09,322 --> 01:05:13,034 Come on, Christian, get your fucking act together! 823 01:05:14,202 --> 01:05:15,995 He's sick in the head, Mom. 824 01:05:16,579 --> 01:05:17,580 Christian? 825 01:05:47,819 --> 01:05:50,822 I'm sorry to disturb you again. 826 01:05:52,657 --> 01:05:55,869 In 1974, you, my mother, came into the study 827 01:05:55,952 --> 01:06:00,457 and saw your son on all fours and your husband with no pants on. 828 01:06:00,540 --> 01:06:02,625 I'm sorry that you saw me like that 829 01:06:02,709 --> 01:06:07,505 and that your husband told you to get out and you did so. 830 01:06:07,589 --> 01:06:12,260 I'm sorry you're so hypocritical and corrupt that I hope you die. 831 01:06:12,343 --> 01:06:16,639 I'm sorry you're all such cunts that you listen to her. 832 01:06:16,723 --> 01:06:20,185 -I'm sorry that for 30 years - -Come here. Follow me. 833 01:06:22,395 --> 01:06:26,524 -Let me finish! -Come on. 834 01:06:26,608 --> 01:06:29,235 -Christian, cool it. Come on. -I wanted to finish. 835 01:06:29,319 --> 01:06:31,321 -Let go of me! -Come on out, man! 836 01:06:31,404 --> 01:06:34,365 -I want my coat. -You can have your coat. 837 01:06:36,159 --> 01:06:37,160 Let go of me! 838 01:06:39,829 --> 01:06:40,830 Come on. 839 01:06:40,914 --> 01:06:42,957 -I'll tell you one thing, Michael. -What? 840 01:06:43,041 --> 01:06:45,001 You were away at culinary school in Switzerland. 841 01:06:45,084 --> 01:06:48,505 So you know fuck all. Yet you know anyway. Right? 842 01:06:48,588 --> 01:06:51,299 -You're way out of line! -You know anyway. 843 01:06:51,382 --> 01:06:53,927 -Don't you? -You're way out of line! 844 01:06:54,010 --> 01:06:57,138 -Get out! -Out of my way! 845 01:06:57,805 --> 01:06:59,349 Calm down, damn it. 846 01:07:02,018 --> 01:07:03,436 Lock the door. 847 01:07:05,605 --> 01:07:06,606 Is it locked? 848 01:07:07,190 --> 01:07:08,274 I think so. 849 01:07:23,039 --> 01:07:28,545 In the deep, deep forest peace 850 01:07:28,628 --> 01:07:31,714 Where songsters dwell 851 01:07:34,801 --> 01:07:39,222 Where the soul did hearken Many a time 852 01:07:42,642 --> 01:07:46,271 To the birds' happy song 853 01:07:46,938 --> 01:07:48,606 There is idyll- 854 01:07:53,278 --> 01:07:54,279 Where was I? 855 01:07:55,071 --> 01:07:56,990 Mother, my loyal witness. 856 01:07:57,073 --> 01:07:58,950 In 1974, you entered the study 857 01:07:59,534 --> 01:08:04,831 and saw my father's stiff dick rubbing my hair, you bastard. 858 01:08:04,914 --> 01:08:07,125 -Get him out of here. -Goddamn it! 859 01:08:07,208 --> 01:08:09,460 -You bastard. -He's insane! 860 01:08:09,544 --> 01:08:11,045 Let go of me! 861 01:08:11,129 --> 01:08:12,880 Get out! 862 01:08:14,632 --> 01:08:16,342 He is not healthy. 863 01:08:17,218 --> 01:08:20,221 It's sad. Mother, go on. 864 01:08:21,806 --> 01:08:25,810 There is such idyll Peace and calm 865 01:08:25,893 --> 01:08:29,689 In the sylvan solitude 866 01:08:29,772 --> 01:08:33,818 That sorrows are stilled 867 01:08:33,901 --> 01:08:37,864 Where peace and rest do reign 868 01:08:39,782 --> 01:08:41,326 Get him down the steps. 869 01:08:45,663 --> 01:08:49,792 Get out, man! Fucking fuck off! 870 01:08:50,585 --> 01:08:52,128 Okay. Leif. 871 01:08:52,211 --> 01:08:55,089 Leif, stop that, damn it. He's my brother. 872 01:08:57,508 --> 01:08:59,969 Go away! Go! 873 01:09:06,017 --> 01:09:07,101 Get him! Come! 874 01:09:10,521 --> 01:09:11,981 Get him! 875 01:09:13,566 --> 01:09:15,902 Christian, come here. Okay. 876 01:09:16,986 --> 01:09:19,405 The game is over. 877 01:09:20,573 --> 01:09:21,991 Get it? 878 01:09:31,209 --> 01:09:32,543 Are you through, man? 879 01:09:33,378 --> 01:09:37,423 Not that. Take it easy! He's my brother. 880 01:09:37,507 --> 01:09:40,551 -Come on, get rid of him. -Where? 881 01:09:40,635 --> 01:09:44,013 In the woods. This must fucking stop. 882 01:09:47,684 --> 01:09:51,646 -How far? -Just get rid of him. 883 01:09:51,729 --> 01:09:55,358 -What do you mean "get rid of him"? -Shut up. In here. 884 01:09:57,819 --> 01:09:59,821 We'll put him by that tree. 885 01:10:02,240 --> 01:10:03,658 Fucking hell. 886 01:10:03,741 --> 01:10:06,786 That's the way. Come on. Right? 887 01:10:09,163 --> 01:10:10,164 Okay. 888 01:10:12,166 --> 01:10:15,044 Do we really have to tie you to this tree, Christian? 889 01:10:17,547 --> 01:10:21,008 What the hell made you talk such shit? 890 01:10:23,928 --> 01:10:27,306 -Damn it! What are you doing? -Go away! 891 01:10:27,390 --> 01:10:30,727 -Calm down, Michael! -Come on then! 892 01:10:30,810 --> 01:10:35,481 -Give me the stick! Calm down. -Come on! Come on then! 893 01:10:35,565 --> 01:10:36,858 -Come on! -Cut it out! 894 01:10:36,941 --> 01:10:40,111 -Come on! -Calm down now! 895 01:10:40,194 --> 01:10:43,322 -Have you tied him up? -I'm through now. 896 01:10:44,532 --> 01:10:46,534 Easy does it. 897 01:10:46,617 --> 01:10:48,244 That'll do. 898 01:10:49,287 --> 01:10:50,496 Chill out, Christian. 899 01:11:12,268 --> 01:11:15,188 Leif, have you got a cigarette? I dropped mine. 900 01:11:17,440 --> 01:11:19,734 I'll check all the doors. 901 01:11:19,817 --> 01:11:21,027 Sure, right. 902 01:11:24,864 --> 01:11:26,282 I don't want to talk to him. 903 01:11:27,533 --> 01:11:29,243 What have you done to him? 904 01:11:30,036 --> 01:11:32,163 Take it easy. 905 01:11:32,246 --> 01:11:35,750 I talked to Christian. He's gone home. He's very sorry. 906 01:11:35,833 --> 01:11:38,920 -Is he? -Yes. Calm down. We'll talk about it. 907 01:11:44,008 --> 01:11:45,301 You want trouble? 908 01:11:47,595 --> 01:11:48,888 What did you say? 909 01:11:49,597 --> 01:11:52,391 Stop it, Michael! Michael, stop it! 910 01:11:52,475 --> 01:11:56,020 -Listen, you damn... -Stop! Stop, Michael! 911 01:11:56,103 --> 01:11:57,563 Stop it! 912 01:11:57,647 --> 01:11:58,689 Come on! 913 01:11:58,773 --> 01:12:01,234 Stop it, damn you! 914 01:12:01,776 --> 01:12:03,569 Back off! Back off! 915 01:12:10,451 --> 01:12:12,119 -Hi there, Kim. -Hi, Leif. 916 01:12:13,037 --> 01:12:14,872 We need to lock the back door. 917 01:12:14,956 --> 01:12:15,957 Okay. 918 01:12:16,040 --> 01:12:18,668 -Where is it? -Right over here, Leif. 919 01:12:22,046 --> 01:12:24,257 -Too bad what happened to Christian. -Yes. 920 01:12:24,966 --> 01:12:26,926 You didn't fight, did you? 921 01:12:27,510 --> 01:12:29,679 He won't be back. 922 01:12:29,762 --> 01:12:31,848 -This way? -In here. 923 01:12:31,931 --> 01:12:34,100 -This is the wine cellar. -Yes. Over. 924 01:12:38,312 --> 01:12:42,108 Cut it out, Kim. What the hell are you playing at? 925 01:12:42,775 --> 01:12:45,236 -You locked him in? -Yes. 926 01:12:45,319 --> 01:12:47,363 We can't have these violent types running around. 927 01:12:47,446 --> 01:12:48,739 Kim! 928 01:12:51,617 --> 01:12:54,370 -How's it going in here? -Hands off, Kim! 929 01:12:54,453 --> 01:12:57,415 -Kim, where is Christian? -No idea. 930 01:13:18,436 --> 01:13:21,606 Don't start drinking now. Michael. 931 01:13:32,366 --> 01:13:33,701 What are you saying? 932 01:13:35,369 --> 01:13:37,747 Why don't you make a speech? 933 01:13:44,921 --> 01:13:47,048 Right, let's get things swinging! 934 01:13:47,131 --> 01:13:48,966 A little sing-along. 935 01:13:49,050 --> 01:13:53,137 I've seen a real Negro man 936 01:13:53,220 --> 01:13:55,431 His face was black as a bucket of tar... 937 01:13:57,642 --> 01:14:01,228 He spoke all funny 938 01:14:01,312 --> 01:14:04,440 And had a big ring in his nose 939 01:14:05,483 --> 01:14:09,320 I asked him, who are you? 940 01:14:09,403 --> 01:14:13,574 Why did you smear oil All over your legs? 941 01:14:13,658 --> 01:14:17,161 He just smiled and said these words That I did not understand at all 942 01:14:21,165 --> 01:14:23,542 Fidlihak-olatom-gassibom 943 01:14:23,626 --> 01:14:28,547 Black Massa from Umblagidarum 944 01:14:28,631 --> 01:14:32,343 I've seen a little Indian 945 01:14:32,426 --> 01:14:36,138 His face was as red as fire 946 01:14:36,222 --> 01:14:39,266 He spoke all funny... 947 01:14:39,350 --> 01:14:41,268 -I can't bear this! -Calm down. 948 01:14:41,352 --> 01:14:44,814 I simply can't bear it! This has to stop now! 949 01:14:46,107 --> 01:14:47,525 I'm going crazy! 950 01:14:48,734 --> 01:14:49,777 Calm... 951 01:14:55,574 --> 01:14:58,160 I've got such a headache. Will you - 952 01:14:58,244 --> 01:15:00,746 Will you fetch my pills? 953 01:15:05,751 --> 01:15:08,587 -Have you seen Christian? -No, he's gone home. 954 01:15:08,671 --> 01:15:12,049 -A good thing he's gone home, right? -Yes, it is. 955 01:15:13,300 --> 01:15:14,885 I'll get your pills. 956 01:15:31,318 --> 01:15:33,320 This is crazy. 957 01:15:33,404 --> 01:15:36,282 I can't bear it... 958 01:16:33,631 --> 01:16:34,632 Tight. 959 01:17:23,055 --> 01:17:24,557 You're still capable? 960 01:17:24,640 --> 01:17:26,100 -Yes. -Yes. 961 01:17:26,183 --> 01:17:27,852 For longer than you think, Helge. 962 01:17:30,020 --> 01:17:32,481 It's nearly ten o'clock, 963 01:17:33,399 --> 01:17:36,610 and something exciting is about to happen. 964 01:17:51,792 --> 01:17:56,589 As Alfred Hitchcock suggested for his gravestone, 965 01:17:56,672 --> 01:17:59,592 "This is what happens to naughty little boys." 966 01:18:01,051 --> 01:18:06,265 Helge, you're not getting out of the family tradition. 967 01:18:06,348 --> 01:18:07,892 The grand finale. 968 01:18:11,103 --> 01:18:12,104 Hey! 969 01:18:12,188 --> 01:18:15,983 It's Daddy's birthday 970 01:18:16,066 --> 01:18:19,987 Daddy's birthday today 971 01:18:20,070 --> 01:18:23,991 Now listen to the way We play the trumpet 972 01:18:24,074 --> 01:18:27,661 Now listen to the way We play the trumpet 973 01:18:34,960 --> 01:18:35,961 Hey! 974 01:18:36,045 --> 01:18:39,340 Today it's Daddy's birthday 975 01:18:39,423 --> 01:18:43,427 Listen to the way We play the flute 976 01:18:43,510 --> 01:18:47,139 Listen to the way We play the flute 977 01:18:54,021 --> 01:18:55,022 Hey! 978 01:18:55,105 --> 01:18:58,734 Today it's Daddy's birthday 979 01:19:02,321 --> 01:19:06,992 Hurrah, hurrah, hurrah, hurrah Hurrah, hurrah, hurrah, hurrah 980 01:19:07,076 --> 01:19:10,996 You dropped something. It's not good to drop things. 981 01:19:18,754 --> 01:19:19,922 Hello. 982 01:19:20,422 --> 01:19:22,091 You're not going, are you? So soon? 983 01:19:22,800 --> 01:19:25,427 -I want to go home now. -Don't be silly. 984 01:19:25,511 --> 01:19:28,764 Come on now, Helene and Gbatokai. It's time for dessert. 985 01:19:30,266 --> 01:19:31,267 Yes? 986 01:20:03,340 --> 01:20:05,175 -Well... -Well... 987 01:20:05,926 --> 01:20:10,347 I love these traditions, these family traditions. 988 01:20:10,431 --> 01:20:16,603 After the dance around the house, a note appears on the toastmaster's glass. 989 01:20:16,687 --> 01:20:19,481 A secret speech. This is also the case today. 990 01:20:20,899 --> 01:20:27,156 "A man urges his sister to read the letter to his father." 991 01:20:27,239 --> 01:20:29,575 -"A letter." -Yes. 992 01:20:29,658 --> 01:20:35,706 I think Helene is just too shy to start. 993 01:20:35,789 --> 01:20:36,832 Right, Helene? 994 01:20:38,542 --> 01:20:41,545 In any case, taking the situation into account, 995 01:20:41,628 --> 01:20:46,800 it is kind of your brother to help you get started. 996 01:20:48,218 --> 01:20:52,473 And it seems that there is peace in the family again. 997 01:20:53,849 --> 01:20:58,479 So let's give Helene a hand. 998 01:21:08,947 --> 01:21:11,283 -Come on. -Come on, Helene. 999 01:21:18,415 --> 01:21:21,251 -Don't be shy. -Come on. 1000 01:21:21,335 --> 01:21:22,336 Come on. 1001 01:21:27,841 --> 01:21:29,635 Michael, Michael... 1002 01:21:29,718 --> 01:21:31,637 Michael! Pretend he's not here. 1003 01:21:36,975 --> 01:21:38,060 It's - 1004 01:21:41,939 --> 01:21:43,148 It's from my sister. 1005 01:21:47,611 --> 01:21:49,571 "Dear whoever finds this letter, 1006 01:21:52,408 --> 01:21:55,327 You are probably my sister or my brother, 1007 01:21:56,495 --> 01:21:58,914 because you must be good at 'getting warmer.' 1008 01:22:00,666 --> 01:22:02,543 Tee-hee, giggle. 1009 01:22:04,169 --> 01:22:07,047 I know it must be sad to find me 1010 01:22:07,131 --> 01:22:11,385 in a bathtub full of water. 1011 01:22:18,100 --> 01:22:20,227 But it isn't so sad for me. 1012 01:22:26,608 --> 01:22:29,486 I know that you, brothers and sister, 1013 01:22:30,404 --> 01:22:33,699 are happy, radiant people 1014 01:22:35,659 --> 01:22:38,912 and that I love you. 1015 01:22:41,582 --> 01:22:44,501 And I think you should just not think about me. 1016 01:22:47,921 --> 01:22:50,841 Christian, my beloved brother, 1017 01:22:51,925 --> 01:22:55,596 who has always been with me, thanks for everything. 1018 01:22:56,889 --> 01:23:01,894 I don't want to mix you up in this. I love you too much for that. 1019 01:23:01,977 --> 01:23:05,689 And you, Helene, and you, Michael, of course. 1020 01:23:05,772 --> 01:23:07,399 You nut. 1021 01:23:16,867 --> 01:23:19,244 Dad has begun having me again. 1022 01:23:19,328 --> 01:23:23,540 In my dreams, anyway, and I can't bear it anymore. 1023 01:23:27,878 --> 01:23:33,300 I'm going away now, as I probably always should have done. 1024 01:23:34,843 --> 01:23:38,764 I know it will fill your life with darkness, Christian. 1025 01:23:41,850 --> 01:23:46,480 I have tried to phone you, but I know you're busy. 1026 01:23:48,357 --> 01:23:52,569 I just want to tell you not to be sad. 1027 01:23:56,031 --> 01:23:59,368 I think there is beauty and light on the other side. 1028 01:24:01,703 --> 01:24:03,872 I'm looking forward to it, as a matter of fact, 1029 01:24:04,831 --> 01:24:06,917 although, of course, I am a bit afraid... 1030 01:24:10,087 --> 01:24:12,339 afraid of leaving without you. 1031 01:24:16,343 --> 01:24:18,053 I love you forever. 1032 01:24:20,681 --> 01:24:22,015 Linda." 1033 01:24:34,820 --> 01:24:36,405 That was a beautiful letter. 1034 01:24:36,488 --> 01:24:40,826 Pour my daughter some port so that I can drink a toast with her. 1035 01:24:45,664 --> 01:24:49,293 Pour my daughter some port so that I can drink a toast with her. 1036 01:24:55,215 --> 01:24:57,968 Pass the port to my daughter so I can drink a toast with her. 1037 01:25:02,431 --> 01:25:04,224 Pass the damned port to my daughter! 1038 01:25:04,308 --> 01:25:06,852 Pass the port to my daughter! 1039 01:25:06,935 --> 01:25:09,229 Show me some respect! 1040 01:25:10,314 --> 01:25:11,982 I've never seen the like. 1041 01:25:14,610 --> 01:25:17,195 What the hell are you staring at? What? 1042 01:25:18,280 --> 01:25:21,867 Is it my fault that I have such talentless offspring? 1043 01:25:22,951 --> 01:25:29,333 I've just never really understood why you did it. Never. 1044 01:25:29,416 --> 01:25:31,251 It was all you were good for. 1045 01:26:12,709 --> 01:26:15,921 It is quite a job being toastmaster tonight. 1046 01:26:18,173 --> 01:26:21,635 I must admit I hadn't tried it before. 1047 01:26:22,427 --> 01:26:25,889 I am profoundly affected by the situation. 1048 01:26:25,972 --> 01:26:28,183 I think we all are. 1049 01:26:29,434 --> 01:26:32,562 -Nevertheless, I regard it... -I have to go now. 1050 01:26:32,646 --> 01:26:36,400 ...as my responsibility to see this dinner out. 1051 01:26:36,483 --> 01:26:42,030 So I suggest dancing, music and coffee next door. 1052 01:27:40,672 --> 01:27:41,673 Good evening. 1053 01:27:42,799 --> 01:27:46,386 I have collected the car keys and put them back. 1054 01:27:47,637 --> 01:27:49,264 May I have a glass of water? 1055 01:27:50,640 --> 01:27:52,142 Shall I call a doctor? 1056 01:27:54,519 --> 01:27:57,105 Christian? Christian? 1057 01:27:58,440 --> 01:27:59,566 Are you okay? 1058 01:28:00,066 --> 01:28:01,401 Come on. 1059 01:28:03,111 --> 01:28:04,112 Come on. 1060 01:28:04,738 --> 01:28:05,739 Come here. 1061 01:28:10,577 --> 01:28:11,578 Okay. 1062 01:28:32,057 --> 01:28:33,391 Christian? 1063 01:28:44,569 --> 01:28:45,654 Christian? 1064 01:28:48,031 --> 01:28:49,241 Pia? 1065 01:28:52,702 --> 01:28:53,703 Pia? 1066 01:28:54,746 --> 01:28:55,956 I was asleep. 1067 01:28:58,124 --> 01:29:01,628 Pia, my sister is here. I love you. 1068 01:29:07,634 --> 01:29:08,718 Christian? 1069 01:29:09,886 --> 01:29:11,137 Christian? 1070 01:29:31,199 --> 01:29:32,325 Hi. 1071 01:29:33,952 --> 01:29:35,161 I miss you. 1072 01:29:37,497 --> 01:29:39,040 I miss you too. 1073 01:29:40,375 --> 01:29:41,459 Shall I come with you? 1074 01:29:45,297 --> 01:29:46,715 I'm going now. 1075 01:29:47,716 --> 01:29:48,842 Come here. 1076 01:30:16,912 --> 01:30:18,705 Hello. Hello? 1077 01:30:18,788 --> 01:30:21,374 -It's Helene. Were you asleep? -What time is it? 1078 01:30:21,458 --> 01:30:24,628 Late. 3..00, I think. I was asleep too. 1079 01:30:24,711 --> 01:30:26,588 Or whatever you'd call it. 1080 01:30:27,172 --> 01:30:30,425 You know, I've been... 1081 01:30:32,802 --> 01:30:34,429 Maybe you have too. 1082 01:30:38,183 --> 01:30:39,184 Have what? 1083 01:30:39,267 --> 01:30:40,769 Nothing. 1084 01:30:40,852 --> 01:30:44,272 Please come, Christian. Michael has disappeared. 1085 01:30:55,200 --> 01:30:57,494 What's going on? What's he up to? 1086 01:30:57,577 --> 01:31:03,124 Michael has vanished, and his wife is bawling her eyes out in my room. 1087 01:31:05,627 --> 01:31:07,253 Is the party still going on? 1088 01:31:08,421 --> 01:31:09,631 No, I don't think so. 1089 01:31:15,303 --> 01:31:16,680 Don't worry about it. 1090 01:31:21,977 --> 01:31:23,728 Well, they all went to bed. 1091 01:31:28,233 --> 01:31:30,193 Let's get some glasses. 1092 01:31:30,276 --> 01:31:31,653 Hi, where is Michelle? 1093 01:31:31,736 --> 01:31:33,488 I think she's at Kim's. 1094 01:31:33,989 --> 01:31:36,574 People are sleeping in the wrong beds. 1095 01:31:36,658 --> 01:31:38,493 We don't do that, right, honey? 1096 01:31:44,666 --> 01:31:46,418 I have a glass for Christian. 1097 01:31:46,501 --> 01:31:48,586 -Do you have one? -Yeah, I need one too. 1098 01:31:49,379 --> 01:31:51,172 I just don't want the glass of someone ugly. 1099 01:32:03,685 --> 01:32:06,062 Come on, play something. 1100 01:32:10,191 --> 01:32:12,527 Gbatokai and Helene shall dance. 1101 01:32:23,121 --> 01:32:25,206 I think you should get married. 1102 01:32:25,790 --> 01:32:27,584 That's right. Next. 1103 01:32:39,596 --> 01:32:40,722 Dad? 1104 01:32:45,560 --> 01:32:48,772 It's Michael, man. Little Michael. I'm coming! 1105 01:32:59,783 --> 01:33:01,367 Open the door! 1106 01:33:02,869 --> 01:33:05,080 It's the fucking postman! 1107 01:33:10,585 --> 01:33:13,004 Open the door, damn it! 1108 01:33:17,300 --> 01:33:19,094 Open it! 1109 01:33:27,143 --> 01:33:29,187 Go inside and close the door. 1110 01:33:33,191 --> 01:33:34,442 Michael, stop it. 1111 01:33:36,444 --> 01:33:38,988 -Stop it, Michael. -I told you to go inside. 1112 01:33:41,950 --> 01:33:44,327 I said keep your mouth shut, man! 1113 01:33:51,292 --> 01:33:53,545 I told you, man! 1114 01:33:53,628 --> 01:33:55,255 Keep your mouth shut! 1115 01:34:15,066 --> 01:34:16,276 Come back here. 1116 01:34:17,193 --> 01:34:18,403 Come back here! 1117 01:34:19,237 --> 01:34:20,822 Just come back here! 1118 01:34:24,492 --> 01:34:27,203 Lie down, man. Lie down! 1119 01:34:34,419 --> 01:34:35,920 And stay lying down. 1120 01:34:38,965 --> 01:34:40,216 Lie down. 1121 01:34:40,300 --> 01:34:43,511 I don't want to hear any more shit. Stay down now. 1122 01:34:44,762 --> 01:34:45,763 Got me? 1123 01:34:48,558 --> 01:34:51,311 You will never see your grandchildren again. 1124 01:34:52,103 --> 01:34:54,981 You'll never see them again, get it? 1125 01:34:57,400 --> 01:34:59,360 This family... 1126 01:35:00,737 --> 01:35:01,905 it's kaput, man! 1127 01:35:03,698 --> 01:35:05,867 Stay down, I said. 1128 01:35:05,950 --> 01:35:08,953 Stay down, I say! 1129 01:35:12,165 --> 01:35:15,043 Now it's me who rang the doorbell, damn it. 1130 01:35:15,960 --> 01:35:17,712 Michael, man. 1131 01:35:56,084 --> 01:35:59,963 They can't just... 1132 01:36:00,046 --> 01:36:01,172 Stop it! 1133 01:36:03,007 --> 01:36:06,177 -Mommy, say something. -They can't... 1134 01:36:08,471 --> 01:36:10,139 What's going on, Mommy? 1135 01:36:10,723 --> 01:36:14,727 They can't... 1136 01:36:17,605 --> 01:36:20,692 -Gbatokai, get out there. -Your father! 1137 01:36:22,944 --> 01:36:25,113 Back off, Michael. Back off! 1138 01:36:38,459 --> 01:36:40,086 You're killing me. 1139 01:36:45,508 --> 01:36:47,093 You're killing me. 1140 01:37:09,907 --> 01:37:13,036 -Waiter, could I have another drink? -Sure. 1141 01:37:14,537 --> 01:37:16,998 I just like starting the day with a wee dram. 1142 01:37:17,081 --> 01:37:19,042 Well, that's not a bad idea. 1143 01:37:40,355 --> 01:37:43,316 Morten, what are you thinking? 1144 01:37:50,114 --> 01:37:52,075 Well, over and out. Yeah. 1145 01:37:58,873 --> 01:38:02,001 She's bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, at least. 1146 01:38:11,594 --> 01:38:12,804 Morning, Christian. 1147 01:38:13,471 --> 01:38:15,807 -Good morning. -Have a roll. 1148 01:38:15,890 --> 01:38:17,517 -Good morning. -Good morning. 1149 01:38:18,434 --> 01:38:20,728 -Where the hell is Leif? -I'm here! 1150 01:38:20,812 --> 01:38:23,648 There you are! How's the hairpiece? 1151 01:38:23,731 --> 01:38:26,109 Where do you get your clothes crumpled? 1152 01:38:28,444 --> 01:38:29,445 Næstved. 1153 01:38:30,279 --> 01:38:31,697 Stop it, man. 1154 01:38:32,907 --> 01:38:33,908 Pia? 1155 01:38:41,707 --> 01:38:43,835 Do you want to come to Paris and live with me? 1156 01:38:51,217 --> 01:38:52,218 Yes. 1157 01:38:55,096 --> 01:38:56,305 That was all. 1158 01:39:04,147 --> 01:39:08,985 Hey, have you got the hots for the waitress? What the hell? 1159 01:39:09,068 --> 01:39:10,903 Shut up, Michael. Eat your breakfast. 1160 01:39:10,987 --> 01:39:12,738 Sure, I'll eat this French bread. 1161 01:39:12,822 --> 01:39:14,449 -Shut up now. -Yeah, yeah. 1162 01:39:19,954 --> 01:39:20,955 Good morning. 1163 01:39:21,539 --> 01:39:23,416 Good morning! 1164 01:39:25,168 --> 01:39:27,753 Good morning, Christian. Enjoy. 1165 01:39:44,687 --> 01:39:47,648 Dorthe, come to Daddy. We're leaving soon. 1166 01:39:47,732 --> 01:39:49,984 Your father will read it to you, I'm sure. 1167 01:40:08,419 --> 01:40:14,008 I know it's an unsuitable moment. You're having breakfast. 1168 01:40:15,635 --> 01:40:18,930 I'll try to be as brief as I can. 1169 01:40:21,140 --> 01:40:22,850 I just want to say 1170 01:40:23,935 --> 01:40:28,689 that I know that when you pack up and go home... 1171 01:40:31,526 --> 01:40:33,444 it will be the last time I see you. 1172 01:40:36,364 --> 01:40:37,907 I also see now... 1173 01:40:40,535 --> 01:40:45,623 that what I did to my children is unforgivable. 1174 01:40:46,999 --> 01:40:49,335 I know that all of you... 1175 01:40:52,046 --> 01:40:53,673 especially my children, 1176 01:40:54,215 --> 01:40:56,467 will hate me for the rest of your lives. 1177 01:40:58,553 --> 01:41:00,263 All the same, 1178 01:41:01,138 --> 01:41:04,350 I want to tell you that you will always be my children, 1179 01:41:04,433 --> 01:41:06,894 and I have loved you and still love you... 1180 01:41:09,188 --> 01:41:15,319 no matter where in the world you are or what you do. 1181 01:41:19,740 --> 01:41:21,909 To you, Christian, I want to say... 1182 01:41:26,998 --> 01:41:29,208 you fought a good fight, my boy. 1183 01:41:32,712 --> 01:41:33,838 Thank you. 1184 01:41:59,488 --> 01:42:02,158 Nice one, Dad. Good speech. Well done. 1185 01:42:03,367 --> 01:42:07,580 But I think you'll have to go now so we can eat our breakfast. 1186 01:42:08,331 --> 01:42:11,334 Of course. Yes. 1187 01:42:13,461 --> 01:42:15,796 Come on. Do you want to... Are you coming? 1188 01:42:15,880 --> 01:42:17,506 -I'll stay here. -Sure. 82303