All language subtitles for Queer.as.Folk.US.S05E13.We.Will.Survive.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.x264-NTb_track3_eng

af Afrikaans
ak Akan
sq Albanian
am Amharic
ar Arabic
hy Armenian
az Azerbaijani
eu Basque
be Belarusian
bem Bemba
bn Bengali
bh Bihari
bs Bosnian
br Breton
bg Bulgarian
km Cambodian
ca Catalan
ceb Cebuano
chr Cherokee
ny Chichewa
zh-CN Chinese (Simplified)
zh-TW Chinese (Traditional)
co Corsican
hr Croatian
cs Czech
da Danish
nl Dutch
en English Download
eo Esperanto
et Estonian
ee Ewe
fo Faroese
tl Filipino
fi Finnish
fr French
fy Frisian
gaa Ga
gl Galician
ka Georgian
de German
el Greek
gn Guarani
gu Gujarati
ht Haitian Creole
ha Hausa
haw Hawaiian
iw Hebrew
hi Hindi
hmn Hmong
hu Hungarian
is Icelandic
ig Igbo
id Indonesian
ia Interlingua
ga Irish
it Italian
ja Japanese
jw Javanese
kn Kannada
kk Kazakh
rw Kinyarwanda
rn Kirundi
kg Kongo
ko Korean
kri Krio (Sierra Leone)
ku Kurdish
ckb Kurdish (Soranî)
ky Kyrgyz
lo Laothian
la Latin
lv Latvian
ln Lingala
lt Lithuanian
loz Lozi
lg Luganda
ach Luo
lb Luxembourgish
mk Macedonian
mg Malagasy
ms Malay
ml Malayalam
mt Maltese
mi Maori
mr Marathi
mfe Mauritian Creole
mo Moldavian
mn Mongolian
my Myanmar (Burmese)
sr-ME Montenegrin
ne Nepali
pcm Nigerian Pidgin
nso Northern Sotho
no Norwegian
nn Norwegian (Nynorsk)
oc Occitan
or Oriya
om Oromo
ps Pashto
fa Persian
pl Polish
pt-BR Portuguese (Brazil)
pt Portuguese (Portugal)
pa Punjabi
qu Quechua
ro Romanian
rm Romansh
nyn Runyakitara
ru Russian
sm Samoan
gd Scots Gaelic
sr Serbian
sh Serbo-Croatian
st Sesotho
tn Setswana
crs Seychellois Creole
sn Shona
sd Sindhi
si Sinhalese
sk Slovak
sl Slovenian
so Somali
es Spanish Download
es-419 Spanish (Latin American)
su Sundanese
sw Swahili
sv Swedish
tg Tajik
ta Tamil
tt Tatar
te Telugu
th Thai
ti Tigrinya
to Tonga
lua Tshiluba
tum Tumbuka
tr Turkish
tk Turkmen
tw Twi
ug Uighur
uk Ukrainian
ur Urdu
uz Uzbek
vi Vietnamese
cy Welsh
wo Wolof
xh Xhosa
yi Yiddish
yo Yoruba
zu Zulu
Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,144 --> 00:00:12,546 - * ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX * 2 00:00:12,580 --> 00:00:13,581 * SHAKE IT, DUDE 3 00:00:13,614 --> 00:00:21,555 * 4 00:00:35,169 --> 00:00:38,572 - * CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN 5 00:00:38,606 --> 00:00:46,280 * 6 00:00:46,314 --> 00:00:49,850 * CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN 7 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:53,554 * CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN 8 00:00:53,587 --> 00:00:55,723 * CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN 9 00:00:55,756 --> 00:00:57,225 * 10 00:00:59,593 --> 00:01:00,628 [mellow music] 11 00:01:00,661 --> 00:01:08,736 * 12 00:01:08,769 --> 00:01:10,738 - THEY SAY THAT CHANGE IS GOOD FOR YOU, 13 00:01:10,771 --> 00:01:13,574 THAT IT KEEPS YOU ON YOUR TOES. 14 00:01:13,607 --> 00:01:17,745 WELL, IF THAT'S TRUE, I SHOULD BE A FUCKING BALLERINA. 15 00:01:17,778 --> 00:01:21,482 WHO'D HAVE BELIEVED THAT BABYLON WOULD BE A BOMBED-OUT MEMORY? 16 00:01:21,515 --> 00:01:26,654 OR THAT MEL AND LINZ WOULD BE MOVING TO CANADA? 17 00:01:26,687 --> 00:01:31,759 OR THAT TED WOULD AT LAST FIND TRUE LOVE? 18 00:01:31,792 --> 00:01:33,794 OR THAT-- [chuckles] 19 00:01:33,827 --> 00:01:37,198 I CAN BARELY EVEN SAY IT, BUT I'LL TRY. 20 00:01:37,231 --> 00:01:41,735 THAT MR. BRIAN KINNEY WOULD ASK MR. JUSTIN TAYLOR 21 00:01:41,769 --> 00:01:44,472 FOR HIS HAND IN MARRIAGE? 22 00:01:44,505 --> 00:01:48,476 HOLY SHIT! 23 00:01:48,509 --> 00:01:50,611 - HOLY SHIT. 24 00:01:50,644 --> 00:01:55,349 - WHAT? 25 00:01:55,383 --> 00:01:57,918 - YOU LOOK-- [clears throat] 26 00:01:57,951 --> 00:02:01,489 - GOOD? 27 00:02:01,522 --> 00:02:03,557 BAD? 28 00:02:03,591 --> 00:02:06,494 LAUGHABLE? 29 00:02:06,527 --> 00:02:08,362 - [sighs] 30 00:02:08,396 --> 00:02:11,232 BEAUTIFUL. 31 00:02:11,265 --> 00:02:14,468 - I DO? 32 00:02:21,542 --> 00:02:24,245 - IT'S NOT A QUESTION. 33 00:02:24,278 --> 00:02:28,782 IT'S A DECLARATION. 34 00:02:28,816 --> 00:02:32,520 SO TRY AND BE MORE EMPHATIC WHEN THE MINISTER ASKS YOU 35 00:02:32,553 --> 00:02:37,358 IF YOU WANT TO GO THROUGH WITH THIS. 36 00:02:39,427 --> 00:02:42,930 - I DO. 37 00:02:42,963 --> 00:02:47,801 * 38 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:49,703 - MEANWHILE, OVER AT OUR HOUSE, 39 00:02:49,737 --> 00:02:51,605 THINGS WERE PRETTY MUCH THE SAME, 40 00:02:51,639 --> 00:02:52,940 WHICH, AFTER NEARLY GETTING BLOWN UP, 41 00:02:52,973 --> 00:02:54,408 WAS FINE BY ME. 42 00:02:54,442 --> 00:02:56,810 - OKAY, THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GREEK, 43 00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:59,547 ELIZABETHAN, AND MODERN TRAGEDY. 44 00:02:59,580 --> 00:03:00,814 - UH, YOU'RE ALLOWED ONE PHONE CALL. 45 00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:02,683 - HUSH! [phone rings] 46 00:03:02,716 --> 00:03:04,818 - I'LL GET IT. 47 00:03:04,852 --> 00:03:06,720 - ANYTHING TO AVOID STUDYING. 48 00:03:06,754 --> 00:03:08,856 - HELLO? - HOW'S HE DOING? 49 00:03:08,889 --> 00:03:10,591 - OH, HE'S GOT A LOT OF CATCHING UP TO DO, 50 00:03:10,624 --> 00:03:12,960 BUT I'M HOPEFUL. 51 00:03:12,993 --> 00:03:14,828 - HERE, LOOK AT THIS. - YEAH, HE'S HERE. 52 00:03:14,862 --> 00:03:16,364 HOLD ON FOR A SECOND. 53 00:03:16,397 --> 00:03:18,699 UH, I MEAN, PLEASE HOLD ON FOR A SECOND. 54 00:03:18,732 --> 00:03:23,304 MICHAEL, IT'S FOR YOU. 55 00:03:23,337 --> 00:03:24,505 - OKAY. 56 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:26,507 HELLO? 57 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:28,842 YES, THIS IS HIM... HE. 58 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:30,444 UM, I'M SORRY, UM... 59 00:03:30,478 --> 00:03:34,848 WE'RE A LITTLE SHORT THIS MONTH. 60 00:03:34,882 --> 00:03:36,584 OH... 61 00:03:36,617 --> 00:03:38,452 REALLY? 62 00:03:38,486 --> 00:03:41,589 WELL, I-- I-I'D BE HAPPY TO. 63 00:03:41,622 --> 00:03:44,792 YOU CAN COUNT ON IT. 64 00:03:44,825 --> 00:03:48,262 MY PLEASURE. 65 00:03:48,296 --> 00:03:49,597 - WHO-- 66 00:03:49,630 --> 00:03:51,532 - THAT WAS THE COMMITTEE FOR HUMAN RIGHTS. 67 00:03:51,565 --> 00:03:53,000 - OH, I HOPE YOU TOLD THEM WE ALREADY GAVE. 68 00:03:53,033 --> 00:03:55,002 - I DID, BUT THEY DIDN'T WANT MONEY. 69 00:03:55,035 --> 00:03:57,505 - THEN WHAT'D THEY WANT? 70 00:03:57,538 --> 00:03:59,873 - ME. 71 00:03:59,907 --> 00:04:03,477 - [whistling] 72 00:04:03,511 --> 00:04:06,747 - HEY, EM, MIND IF I SADDLE UP BESIDE YOU? 73 00:04:06,780 --> 00:04:09,750 [techno music] 74 00:04:09,783 --> 00:04:15,823 * 75 00:04:15,856 --> 00:04:18,792 SO HOW'S IT GOING? 76 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:22,930 WHAT, DO YOU HAVE LARYNGITIS? 77 00:04:22,963 --> 00:04:24,031 GET YOUR WISDOM TEETH EXTRACTED? 78 00:04:24,064 --> 00:04:25,533 NO, DON'T TELL ME. 79 00:04:25,566 --> 00:04:26,534 YOU'VE BECOME A NUN AND YOU'VE TAKEN 80 00:04:26,567 --> 00:04:27,935 AN OATH OF SILENCE. 81 00:04:27,968 --> 00:04:31,772 - YEAH, I'M SISTER MARY GO-FUCK-YOURSELF. 82 00:04:31,805 --> 00:04:33,907 YOU KNOW, I HAVEN'T SEEN OR HEARD FROM YOU IN DAYS, 83 00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:36,977 EXCEPT FOR AN E-MAIL CANCELLING YOUR BIRTHDAY DINNER. 84 00:04:37,010 --> 00:04:38,979 - TAD INSISTED ON WHISKING ME OFF TO MOUNT FLAME 85 00:04:39,012 --> 00:04:40,448 FOR GAY SKI WEEK, JUST THE TWO OF US. 86 00:04:40,481 --> 00:04:42,783 ISN'T THAT ADORABLE? - PRECIOUS. 87 00:04:42,816 --> 00:04:44,652 - YEAH, GOT TO KEEP MY THIGHS IN SHAPE, 88 00:04:44,685 --> 00:04:46,587 AND I DON'T MEAN JUST FOR THE SLOPES. 89 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:48,556 [laughs] 90 00:04:50,424 --> 00:04:51,525 [machine clanks] 91 00:04:51,559 --> 00:04:53,093 WHY DID YOU DO THAT? 92 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:55,696 - HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN TAD? 93 00:04:55,729 --> 00:04:56,997 - THREE WEEKS. 94 00:04:57,030 --> 00:04:58,966 - AND YOU DECIDED TO CANCEL YOUR PLANS 95 00:04:58,999 --> 00:05:00,734 TO BE WITH YOUR FRIENDS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY 96 00:05:00,768 --> 00:05:02,803 IN ORDER TO BE WITH HIM? 97 00:05:02,836 --> 00:05:04,071 - I NEED TO DO SOME PEC-DECK. 98 00:05:04,104 --> 00:05:05,473 THOSE LYCRA SKI SUITS ARE UNFORGIVING. 99 00:05:05,506 --> 00:05:06,840 - TEDDY. 100 00:05:06,874 --> 00:05:07,975 - LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 101 00:05:08,008 --> 00:05:09,677 YOU'RE JUST FEELING JEALOUS 102 00:05:09,710 --> 00:05:11,345 BECAUSE I'VE FINALLY FOUND THE LOVE OF MY LIFE. 103 00:05:11,379 --> 00:05:13,547 - NO, I AM NOT JEALOUS. 104 00:05:13,581 --> 00:05:14,948 NOTHING WOULD MAKE ME HAPPIER 105 00:05:14,982 --> 00:05:16,817 THAN FOR YOU TO FIND THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. 106 00:05:16,850 --> 00:05:18,552 BUT TO ALLOW SOMEONE THAT YOU'VE KNOWN LESS THAN A MONTH 107 00:05:18,586 --> 00:05:20,821 TO ISOLATE YOU-- - HE'S NOT ISOLATING ME. 108 00:05:20,854 --> 00:05:22,690 I WANT TO BE WITH HIM, AND I-I RESENT YOU 109 00:05:22,723 --> 00:05:24,858 ACCUSING HIM OF-- - HI, SWEETHEART. 110 00:05:24,892 --> 00:05:26,560 - HEY, HOW'S MY BABY? 111 00:05:26,594 --> 00:05:28,362 - VERY GOOD. both: MMM. 112 00:05:28,396 --> 00:05:29,863 - I JUST PASSED SPORT CHALET. THEY'RE HAVING A SALE. 113 00:05:29,897 --> 00:05:33,100 WE SHOULD CHECK IT OUT, FOR THE TRIP. 114 00:05:33,133 --> 00:05:34,602 OH, HI, EMMETT. 115 00:05:34,635 --> 00:05:36,737 - HELLO, TAD. 116 00:05:38,071 --> 00:05:40,441 - "YOUR WIFE DOESN'T NEED TO KNOW... 117 00:05:40,474 --> 00:05:44,111 NEITHER DOES YOUR GIRLFRIEND." 118 00:05:44,144 --> 00:05:46,447 OUR RESEARCH INDICATES THAT THE PRIMARY DEMO 119 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:48,449 FOR YOUR NEW ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION MEDICATION 120 00:05:48,482 --> 00:05:51,452 IS MEN BETWEEN THE AGES OF 45 AND 75, 121 00:05:51,485 --> 00:05:53,120 WITH A COUPLE OF GENTS IN THEIR 100s 122 00:05:53,153 --> 00:05:55,723 EXPRESSING KEEN INTEREST. 123 00:05:55,756 --> 00:05:58,459 AND THERE WAS ALSO ANOTHER GROUP... 124 00:05:58,492 --> 00:06:01,462 NOT TO BE OVERLOOKED: 125 00:06:01,495 --> 00:06:02,796 "YOUR WIFE DOESN'T NEED TO KNOW, 126 00:06:02,830 --> 00:06:04,998 AND NEITHER DOES YOUR BOYFRIEND." 127 00:06:05,032 --> 00:06:08,469 - I FIND THIS CRUDE, OFFENSIVE, AND SOPHOMORIC. 128 00:06:08,502 --> 00:06:10,003 MORE LIKE AMERICAN PIE FOR SENIORS 129 00:06:10,037 --> 00:06:11,505 THAN AN AD OFFERING HOPE FOR MILLIONS 130 00:06:11,539 --> 00:06:14,875 SUFFERING FROM A SERIOUS MEDICAL PROBLEM. 131 00:06:14,908 --> 00:06:19,613 - I HAVE TO SAY, I AGREE WITH MS. DIXON. 132 00:06:19,647 --> 00:06:24,752 - I WANT TO SEE A HAPPILY MARRIED COUPLE... 133 00:06:24,785 --> 00:06:26,887 WITH FLECKS OF GRAY IN THEIR HAIR, 134 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:28,622 EMBRACING IN FRONT OF A WARM FIRE 135 00:06:28,656 --> 00:06:32,192 WITH COPY THAT READS: "REKINDLE THE FLAME." 136 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:34,762 NOT SOME DIRTY JOKE. 137 00:06:34,795 --> 00:06:38,198 - THESE ARE CONSERVATIVE TIMES WE'RE LIVING IN, BRIAN. 138 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:41,869 SEX NO LONGER SELLS. 139 00:06:44,071 --> 00:06:46,640 - I KEEP PICTURING THAT FAMOUS PHOTOGRAPH 140 00:06:46,674 --> 00:06:48,509 OF IMMIGRANTS ARRIVING ON ELLIS ISLAND. 141 00:06:48,542 --> 00:06:50,177 THEY GIVE YOU A NEW NAME 142 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:51,579 'CAUSE THEY CAN'T PRONOUNCE THE ONE YOU'VE GOT. 143 00:06:51,612 --> 00:06:52,813 - "PETERSON"? 144 00:06:52,846 --> 00:06:54,515 - YOU MOVE INTO A ONE-ROOM APARTMENT, 145 00:06:54,548 --> 00:06:56,550 START TAKING IN LAUNDRY AND SPEAKING ENGLISH 146 00:06:56,584 --> 00:06:58,185 WITH A YIDDISH ACCENT. 147 00:06:58,218 --> 00:06:59,720 - HEY, HONEY, IT'S TORONTO, 148 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:01,855 NOT THE LOWER EAST SIDE. 149 00:07:01,889 --> 00:07:03,657 - MY COUSIN JEANNIE SAID THERE'S A HOUSE FOR RENT 150 00:07:03,691 --> 00:07:05,125 DOWN THE STREET FROM HER WITH A STARBUCKS 151 00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:06,560 AND A GAP ON THE CORNER. 152 00:07:06,594 --> 00:07:08,662 - OUR FUTURE'S SECURED. - [laughs] 153 00:07:08,696 --> 00:07:10,664 - YOURS TOO. 154 00:07:10,698 --> 00:07:12,933 - OH, IT'LL BE STRANGE NOT COMING OVER, 155 00:07:12,966 --> 00:07:15,068 SEEING YOU AND GUS AND JENNY. - I KNOW. 156 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:16,570 - YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO COME VISIT US. 157 00:07:16,604 --> 00:07:18,071 - YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE A PLACE TO STAY. 158 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:19,807 - IF YOU EVER DECIDE TO PACK YOUR BAGS AND LEAVE. 159 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:22,476 - MEL. - IT WAS A JOKE. 160 00:07:22,510 --> 00:07:24,945 I KNOW YOU AND BRIAN WILL BE HAPPY. 161 00:07:24,978 --> 00:07:28,215 WE ALL WILL BE. 162 00:07:28,248 --> 00:07:30,984 - THE POLLS ARE SHOWING THAT SINCE THE BOMBING, 163 00:07:31,018 --> 00:07:34,622 SUPPORT FOR "STOP PROP 14" IS UP 28%. 164 00:07:34,655 --> 00:07:38,258 THE COMMITTEE FOR HUMAN RIGHTS WANTS TO TAKE FULL ADVANTAGE 165 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:40,561 OF THIS SUDDEN GROUNDSWELL OF SYMPATHY 166 00:07:40,594 --> 00:07:42,896 AND TURN IT INTO A VICTORY. 167 00:07:42,930 --> 00:07:45,833 WE WANT TO SHOW THE GENERAL POPULATION 168 00:07:45,866 --> 00:07:47,601 THAT THE GAY COMMUNITY 169 00:07:47,635 --> 00:07:50,571 IS NOT JUST THE TRANSVESTITES AND LEATHER DADDIES 170 00:07:50,604 --> 00:07:52,740 THEY SEE AT THE GAY PRIDE PARADE. 171 00:07:52,773 --> 00:07:55,242 BUT FOR THE MOST PART, IT'S PEOPLE LIKE YOU, 172 00:07:55,275 --> 00:08:00,013 LIKE THEM, WITH A PARTNER, A HOME, A FAMILY, 173 00:08:00,047 --> 00:08:01,515 WHO WERE VICTIMS OF THIS... 174 00:08:01,549 --> 00:08:04,117 UNSPEAKABLE ACT OF VIOLENCE. 175 00:08:04,151 --> 00:08:05,753 - BUT WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO WITH IT? 176 00:08:05,786 --> 00:08:07,888 - WE WANT TO INTRODUCE YOU AT THE PRESS CONFERENCE, 177 00:08:07,921 --> 00:08:09,256 HAVE YOU SAY A FEW WORDS. 178 00:08:09,289 --> 00:08:10,991 - I-I'M NOT MUCH OF A PUBLIC SPEAKER. 179 00:08:11,024 --> 00:08:12,259 I WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 180 00:08:12,292 --> 00:08:13,727 - NOT TO WORRY. 181 00:08:13,761 --> 00:08:15,195 WE HAVE SOME EXCELLENT SPEECH WRITERS 182 00:08:15,228 --> 00:08:17,598 WHO'LL BE YOUR VOICE. 183 00:08:17,631 --> 00:08:19,266 JUST GIVE US YOUR BODY. 184 00:08:19,299 --> 00:08:21,134 [laughter] 185 00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:22,736 - WELL, I HAVEN'T HAD A PROPOSITION THAT TEMPTING 186 00:08:22,770 --> 00:08:24,137 IN A LONG TIME. 187 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:27,074 - SO YOU'LL DO IT? 188 00:08:30,644 --> 00:08:33,814 - I'M ALL YOURS. 189 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:37,551 [door opening] 190 00:08:39,653 --> 00:08:41,288 - WHAT ARE THOSE? 191 00:08:41,321 --> 00:08:44,224 - MY REVISED ADS FOR REMSON'S INSTANT WOOD. 192 00:08:44,257 --> 00:08:45,826 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 193 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:47,561 - AT THAT AGE, I THOUGHT IF THEY'RE ON THE FLOOR, 194 00:08:47,595 --> 00:08:49,930 IT MEANT THEY'VE FALLEN AND THEY CAN'T GET UP. 195 00:08:49,963 --> 00:08:52,833 - WHICH DO YOU PREFER? 196 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:54,768 - [laughs] NONE. 197 00:08:54,802 --> 00:08:57,304 - JUST BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T WATCH GERIATRICS GONE WILD 198 00:08:57,337 --> 00:08:58,906 DOESN'T MEAN THEY CAN'T DO IT. 199 00:08:58,939 --> 00:09:01,709 - I DIDN'T MEAN THAT. IT'S NOT EDGY. 200 00:09:01,742 --> 00:09:05,846 IT'S NOT FUNNY. IT'S NOT SEXY. 201 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,715 - HAVEN'T YOU HEARD? 202 00:09:07,748 --> 00:09:10,684 SEX IS OUT. 203 00:09:10,718 --> 00:09:13,120 - WHO TOLD YOU THAT? 204 00:09:13,153 --> 00:09:14,922 NOW PUT ON YOUR SLUTTIEST CLUB CLOTHES 205 00:09:14,955 --> 00:09:18,258 AND BRING PLENTY OF DRUGS, 'CAUSE WE'RE GOING OUT. 206 00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:20,661 - I WAS THINKING WE'D SPEND A NICE, 207 00:09:20,694 --> 00:09:23,697 QUIET EVENING AT HOME. 208 00:09:23,731 --> 00:09:24,698 - [laughs] 209 00:09:24,732 --> 00:09:28,702 [cheers and applause] 210 00:09:28,736 --> 00:09:31,705 [dance music] 211 00:09:31,739 --> 00:09:33,340 * 212 00:09:33,373 --> 00:09:35,142 - WHAT THE FUCK'S THIS? 213 00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:37,077 - IT'S THE END OF YOUR LIFE AS YOU KNOW IT. 214 00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:39,680 - YOUR FAREWELL APPEARANCE. - KINNEY'S LAST STAND. 215 00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:42,750 - WELCOME TO THAT QUAINT, HETEROSEXUAL MALE TRADITION 216 00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:45,686 KNOWN AS "THE STAG PARTY," 217 00:09:45,719 --> 00:09:48,021 WITH A SLIGHTLY GAY TWIST. 218 00:09:48,055 --> 00:09:50,624 - LET'S GET THIS POOR SUCKER A DRINK. 219 00:09:50,658 --> 00:09:52,359 - COME JOIN US. 220 00:09:52,392 --> 00:09:54,161 - NO. 221 00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:55,963 YOU HURRY BACK. 222 00:09:55,996 --> 00:09:58,866 - ALL RIGHT. 223 00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:02,169 - HEY, RINGO. - TEDSTER! 224 00:10:02,202 --> 00:10:03,871 WHAT'LL IT BE? THE USUAL? 225 00:10:03,904 --> 00:10:07,841 - UH, MAKE IT ONE FOR MY BABY AND ONE FOR YOURS TRULY. 226 00:10:07,875 --> 00:10:09,109 - I SEE YOU HOOKED A HOTTIE. 227 00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:12,145 - YEAH, HE'S A KEEPER. 228 00:10:12,179 --> 00:10:13,246 THIS TIME, IT'S FOR REAL. 229 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:15,115 - ON THE HOUSE. 230 00:10:15,148 --> 00:10:16,850 - AH, AREN'T YOU GENEROUS WITH THE BOSS' MONEY. 231 00:10:16,884 --> 00:10:18,752 - ANYTHING FOR YOU. - THANKS, RINGO. 232 00:10:18,786 --> 00:10:21,689 [laughs] YOU'RE THE BEST. 233 00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:25,258 - HEY, TEDDY. 234 00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:26,894 - EM. 235 00:10:26,927 --> 00:10:28,796 - I JUST WANT TO SAY I'M SORRY 236 00:10:28,829 --> 00:10:30,130 FOR WHAT I SAID ABOUT TAD. 237 00:10:30,163 --> 00:10:31,732 IF YOU LOVE HIM, 238 00:10:31,765 --> 00:10:33,901 I'M SURE HE MUST BE A WONDERFUL PERSON 239 00:10:33,934 --> 00:10:38,171 BECAUSE YOU'RE A WONDERFUL PERSON. 240 00:10:38,205 --> 00:10:40,273 AND IF YOU WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH, UH... 241 00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:42,743 I AM JEALOUS. 242 00:10:42,776 --> 00:10:46,880 BUT NOT BECAUSE, UH, YOU HAVE HIM. 243 00:10:46,914 --> 00:10:49,817 BECAUSE HE HAS YOU. 244 00:10:51,451 --> 00:10:54,922 - [chuckles] YOU STILL HAVE ME. 245 00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:05,065 GOTTA BRING THIS OVER. 246 00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:06,767 CRANBERRY AND SODA POUR TOI, 247 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,969 AND CRANBERRY AND SODA POUR MOI. 248 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:13,306 - YOU CAN SHOVE THEM BOTH UP YOUR ASS. 249 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:16,777 - TAD! 250 00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:18,478 TAD, WOULD YOU STOP? 251 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,313 WHAT'S WRONG? WHAT HAPPENED? 252 00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:23,316 - HOW COULD YOU DO THAT? RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME. 253 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:24,785 LIKE I WAS INVISIBLE. 254 00:11:24,818 --> 00:11:26,920 - DO WHAT? - YOU KNOW PERFECTLY WELL. 255 00:11:26,954 --> 00:11:28,321 - I REALLY DON'T. - YOU WANT A LIST? 256 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:30,490 HOW ABOUT COMING ON TO THAT BARTENDER? 257 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:33,326 - WHA--RINGO? I WASN'T COMING ON TO HIM. 258 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,829 I WAS TELLING HIM ABOUT YOU, AND HE WAS CONGRATULATING ME. 259 00:11:35,863 --> 00:11:37,397 HE--HE GAVE US FREE DRINKS. - UH-HUH. 260 00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:38,866 AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR BELOVED EMMETT? 261 00:11:38,899 --> 00:11:40,400 I THOUGHT YOU TOLD ME THAT WAS OVER. 262 00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:42,235 - IT IS OVER. EMMETT IS A FRIEND, THAT'S ALL. 263 00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:44,471 - OH, REALLY? WELL, IT LOOKED LIKE A LOT MORE THAN THAT TO ME. 264 00:11:44,504 --> 00:11:45,873 - WELL, WHATEVER YOU THINK IT LOOKED LIKE, 265 00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:47,140 I WAS SOCIALIZING, NOTHING MORE. 266 00:11:47,174 --> 00:11:49,076 - YOU CAN CALL IT WHATEVER YOU WANT! 267 00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:50,811 I CALL IT BEING A SLUT! 268 00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:53,080 - EXCUSE ME? - YOU HEARD WHAT I SAID. 269 00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:54,481 WELL, I'M NOT GOING TO PUT UP WITH THAT, OKAY? 270 00:11:54,514 --> 00:11:55,816 I SHOULD NEVER HAVE GOTTEN INVOLVED WITH YOU 271 00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:57,084 IN THE FIRST PLACE. 272 00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:58,251 WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK TO YOUR FRIENDS? 273 00:11:58,285 --> 00:11:59,753 I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 274 00:11:59,787 --> 00:12:02,389 FUCK YOU! 275 00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:04,758 [door slams] 276 00:12:04,792 --> 00:12:06,860 * 277 00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:09,296 - CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE? 278 00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:14,401 I WOULD LIKE TO OFFER A TOAST IN MEMORY OF BRIAN KINNEY. 279 00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:17,504 - OUTGOING, FRIENDLY-- SOME SAY TO A FAULT. 280 00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:19,840 HE NEVER MET A MAN HE DIDN'T LIKE. 281 00:12:19,873 --> 00:12:20,841 [laughter] 282 00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:22,042 - IN HIS YOUNGER DAYS, 283 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:24,544 BRIAN DREAMED OF BEING A LAWYER. 284 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:27,180 HE SAID, "I WANT TO GET INNOCENT MEN OFF... 285 00:12:27,214 --> 00:12:29,016 [laughter] 286 00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:32,285 I'LL GO TO ANY LENGTH TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THINGS." 287 00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:33,854 [laughter] 288 00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:35,122 - LATER ON IN LIFE, 289 00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:37,124 HE DEVOTED HIMSELF TO VOLUNTEER WORK. 290 00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:38,458 - YES. - IT'S TRUE. 291 00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:41,561 - IF HE HEARD THAT SOMEONE WAS LAID UP, 292 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:44,264 OR FLAT ON HIS BACK, 293 00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:48,435 HE'D COME TIME AND TIME AGAIN UNTIL THEY FELT BETTER. 294 00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:49,803 [laughter] 295 00:12:49,837 --> 00:12:50,871 - SO... [clears throat] 296 00:12:50,904 --> 00:12:52,539 NOW THAT HE'S GONE, 297 00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:55,943 I'M SURE THAT THERE'S NOT A MAN IN THIS ROOM 298 00:12:55,976 --> 00:12:59,212 WHO WOULDN'T AGREE THAT HE HAS LEFT A HOLE 299 00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:01,014 THAT CAN NEVER BE FILLED. 300 00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:02,883 [laughter] 301 00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:03,951 - HERE'S TO BRIAN. 302 00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:06,486 all: TO BRIAN! 303 00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:09,222 [cheering] 304 00:13:09,256 --> 00:13:11,158 - ALSO TO BRIAN. 305 00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:14,828 [cheering] 306 00:13:14,862 --> 00:13:18,565 * 307 00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:20,167 - A-HA... 308 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:21,334 - GO FOR IT, BRIAN. 309 00:13:21,368 --> 00:13:23,570 - OH, I JUST WANT TO SMACK IT. 310 00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:25,939 - NO TAN LINES. 311 00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:31,912 [cheering] 312 00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:33,080 - OKAY. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 313 00:13:33,113 --> 00:13:35,215 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 314 00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:37,851 THE PRISONER RESPECTFULLY CHOOSES 315 00:13:37,885 --> 00:13:40,053 NOT TO PARTAKE OF HIS LAST MEAL... 316 00:13:40,087 --> 00:13:41,321 [all groan] 317 00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:43,957 BUT TO BE LED INSTEAD TO THE GALLOWS 318 00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:47,627 A HUNGRY BUT HAPPY MAN. 319 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,496 - GO ON. HAVE A LITTLE FUN. 320 00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:51,598 - IT AIN'T SO LITTLE. 321 00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:53,333 - NO, SERIOUSLY. YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION. 322 00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:57,971 - HEY, I'M CONTENT TO TAKE MY WINNINGS AND GO HOME. 323 00:13:58,005 --> 00:13:59,873 YOU GO FOR IT, EMMYLOU. 324 00:13:59,907 --> 00:14:02,109 - NO... [laughs] 325 00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:03,110 OKAY. 326 00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:04,111 [laughter] 327 00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:05,345 - COME ON, TIGER. 328 00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:07,981 * 329 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:13,086 - NOW REMEMBER, WHEN THE BULL-DYKE MINISTER SAYS, 330 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:17,024 [deep voice] "MAY I HAVE THE RINGS, PLEASE?" 331 00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:20,093 THAT'S WHEN YOU BRING THE RINGS TO DADDY, OKAY? 332 00:14:20,127 --> 00:14:22,429 - OKAY. - NOW, LET'S PRACTICE. 333 00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:25,532 YOU GO STAND OVER THERE. 334 00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:30,971 READY? 335 00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:32,539 - YES. 336 00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:34,241 [deep voice] MAY I HAVE THE RINGS, PLEASE? 337 00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:35,508 - [laughs] 338 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:39,379 - HA HA! GOOD BOY. 339 00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:41,281 YOU GET A KISS FOR THAT. 340 00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:43,116 - BETTER LATE THAN NEVER. 341 00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:45,118 YOU FINALLY GREW A HEART. 342 00:14:45,152 --> 00:14:47,020 - WELL, MAYBE YOU'LL HAVE THE SAME LUCK 343 00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:48,255 GROWING A PENIS. 344 00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:50,523 - OKAY, BIG GUY, 345 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:51,691 TIME FOR YOUR NAP. 346 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,293 - NO, WE DIDN'T PLAY YET. 347 00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:55,528 - YOU'LL SEE DADDY LATER. - [squealing] 348 00:14:55,562 --> 00:15:00,000 - BYE. - BYE-BYE, COWBOY CHICKEN. 349 00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:01,668 - UH-UH, BUDDY-BOY. 350 00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:03,270 - [giggling] 351 00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:05,305 - [clears throat] 352 00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:10,677 I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT, DESPITE OUR PAST GRIEVANCES... 353 00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:13,680 - OH, CHRIST, CAN'T YOU DYKES JUST LEAVE THE COUNTRY FOREVER 354 00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:17,050 WITHOUT MAKING A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT? 355 00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:19,152 - WE'LL TRY OUR BEST. 356 00:15:19,186 --> 00:15:21,054 BUT BEFORE WE DO, 357 00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:24,091 I WANT TO WISH YOU AND JUSTIN 358 00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:26,626 ALL THE HAPPINESS ON EARTH. 359 00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:31,064 I MEAN THAT. 360 00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:32,565 - AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I'M GLAD 361 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:35,568 YOU'RE GOING TO BE HERE FOR THE WEDDING. 362 00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:37,304 I MEAN THAT, TOO. 363 00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:41,208 - WHY THANK YOU, BRIAN. 364 00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:44,311 - IT WOULD'VE REALLY FUCKED UP JUSTIN'S SEATING ARRANGEMENT. 365 00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:46,946 - [laughs] 366 00:15:50,217 --> 00:15:52,252 IT'S JUSTIN'S GIFT TO US. 367 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:54,187 GOING-AWAY PRESENT. 368 00:15:54,221 --> 00:15:55,755 I FEEL LIKE GERTRUDE STEIN. 369 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:58,625 - YOU'RE NOT THAT HEAVY... YET. 370 00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:01,161 NO, I MEAN IT'S LIKE HAVING A PICASSO 371 00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:03,096 BEFORE HE BECOMES PICASSO. 372 00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:05,365 - [inhales] 373 00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:08,601 HE REALLY IS GOOD, ISN'T HE? 374 00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,203 - BETTER THAN GOOD. 375 00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:14,007 THAT'S WHY YOU BETTER BE GOOD TO HIM... 376 00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:18,145 CONSIDERING WHAT HE'S SACRIFICING TO BE WITH YOU. 377 00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:23,216 - MY SON MICHAEL'S PRESS CONFERENCE-- 378 00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:24,551 HAMBURGER MEDIUM, FRUIT INSTEAD OF FRIES-- 379 00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:26,486 TUESDAY AT 2:30-- CHICKEN CAESAR. 380 00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:29,122 DON'T FORGET. DRESSING'S ON THE SIDE, HONEY. 381 00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:31,524 WHAT YOU STUDYING? - THE TUDOR MONARCHS. 382 00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:33,626 - I FUCKING LOVED ENGLISH HISTORY. 383 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:37,130 GO AHEAD, ASK ME A QUESTION. 384 00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:39,666 - THE WIVES OF HENRY VIII, IN ORDER. 385 00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:41,101 - EASY. 386 00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:42,635 CATHERINE OF ARAGON, ANNE BOLEYN, 387 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:44,504 JANE SEYMOUR, ANNE OF CLEVES, 388 00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:46,639 KATHRYN HOWARD... 389 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:47,774 WHO IN THE HELL WAS THE LAST ONE? 390 00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:50,510 KATHERINE PARR! - WICKED. 391 00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:51,778 - HONEY, IF THERE'S ONE THING I KNOW ABOUT, 392 00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:53,246 IT'S QUEENS. 393 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:54,547 [bell dings] - DEB, YOUR ORDER'S UP. 394 00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:56,449 - AND IF I HEAR ONE MORE FUCKING DING, 395 00:16:56,483 --> 00:16:59,452 HIS HEAD'S GOING TO ROLL FASTER THAN ANNE BOLEYN'S. 396 00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:01,121 DON'T FORGET MICHAEL'S PRESS CONFERENCE, 397 00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:02,555 TUESDAY, 2:30. 398 00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:04,391 - THAT'S WHEN I'VE GOT MY TRANNY SUPPORT GROUP. 399 00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:07,660 - SO BRING THEM ALONG. 400 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,296 - THEN HE ACCUSED ME OF COMING ON 401 00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:10,563 TO PRACTICALLY EVERY GUY AT THE STAG PARTY, 402 00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:11,564 INCLUDING YOU. 403 00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:13,166 - THERE YOU GO, BABY. 404 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:16,669 - AM I REPEATING MYSELF? 405 00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,705 I'M REPEATING MYSELF, JUST LIKE MY UNCLE LOUIE. 406 00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:20,707 HE'D TELL THE SAME GODDAMN STORY OVER AND OVER AGAIN, 407 00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:22,675 LIKE THE TIME HE PEED NEXT TO BOB HOPE. 408 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,344 - WELL, AUNT LULAH ALWAYS SAID, 409 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:25,845 "A GOOD STORY IS WORTH RETELLING." 410 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,415 SO YOU GO RIGHT AHEAD. 411 00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:30,683 - HE BECAME THIS ENTIRELY DIFFERENT PERSON. 412 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,319 A PERSON I-I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW. 413 00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:33,853 HE WAS SO LOVING, AND SWEET, 414 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:36,689 AND THEN HE TURNED INTO THIS ANGRY, SUSPICIOUS... 415 00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,625 both: PUNITIVE... - PARANOIAC? 416 00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:41,561 YEAH, IT'S A CLASSIC CASE OF BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER. 417 00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:43,163 - HOW COULD I HAVE NOT SEEN IT COMING? 418 00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:45,298 - BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO. 419 00:17:45,332 --> 00:17:48,835 YOU WANTED TO BE IN LOVE. WHO DOESN'T? 420 00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:50,637 SO STOP BEATING YOURSELF UP. 421 00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:52,439 JUST BE GLAD IT'S OVER. 422 00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:54,174 THAT YOU FOUND OUT BEFORE HE LOCKED YOU IN YOUR ROOM, 423 00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:56,709 TIED YOU TO YOUR BED, AND FED YOU YOUR DEAD PARAKEET. 424 00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:59,712 [both chuckle] 425 00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:01,314 - YEAH, I SUPPOSE. 426 00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:03,650 - THE RIGHT GUY WILL COME ALONG, TEDDY. 427 00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:06,153 - YOU'LL SEE. 428 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,157 - SHAKE? 429 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:14,727 - RIGHT THIS WAY, GENTLEMEN. 430 00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,796 - OH, UH, I WAS PLANNING ON WEARING THIS 431 00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:19,266 SUIT TO THE WEDDING, BUT WITH A DIFFERENT TIE. 432 00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:20,533 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 433 00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:22,535 WHAT, ARE YOU TRYING TO UPSTAGE ME? 434 00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:26,739 - I JUST WANT TO LOOK MY BEST. - [clears throat] 435 00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:29,776 DOESN'T MATTER TO ME IF YOU'RE NAKED, 436 00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:31,878 AS LONG AS YOU'RE THERE TO GIVE ME AWAY. 437 00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:33,646 OH, WELL, IN THAT CASE, 438 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:36,483 MAYBE I SHOULD WEAR MY BLACK LEATHER PANTS. 439 00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:38,485 - WHAT? YOU MEAN THE ONES YOU WORE-- 440 00:18:38,518 --> 00:18:41,488 - THE FIRST NIGHT WE WENT TO BABYLON. 441 00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:43,223 - THEY WERE SO TIGHT, YOU COULD BARELY MOVE. 442 00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:44,524 - I KNOW, MY BALLS WERE KILLING ME. 443 00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:45,892 AND THAT SHIRT YOU WERE WEARING. 444 00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:47,694 - WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THE SHIRT I WAS WEARING? 445 00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:49,762 - NO SELF-RESPECTING PIMP WOULD BE CAUGHT DEAD IN THAT. 446 00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:51,231 - [laughs] I THOUGHT I LOOKED PRETTY HOT. 447 00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:54,201 - YOU DID LOOK PRETTY HOT. 448 00:18:56,536 --> 00:19:00,139 THAT NIGHT, I-I JERKED OFF THINKING ABOUT YOU. 449 00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:03,776 - WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? 450 00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,812 I JERKED OFF THINKING ABOUT ME TOO. 451 00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:08,815 [both laughing] 452 00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:12,252 - [sighs] 453 00:19:12,285 --> 00:19:13,820 WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT THAT ONE DAY, BABYLON WOULD BE GONE 454 00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:16,189 AND WE'D BE SITTING HERE IN SUITS? 455 00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:21,661 - TALKING ABOUT OUR WILD AND RECKLESSLY DRESSED YOUTH. 456 00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:23,863 - PATHETIC, HUH? 457 00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:27,567 - INEVITABLE. 458 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,536 - GENTLEMEN. 459 00:19:29,569 --> 00:19:30,537 - MERLOT. 460 00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:32,272 - UH, PEPSI. 461 00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:36,643 - UH--UH, MAKE THAT A GLASS OF WHITE WINE. 462 00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:44,617 - ALMOST READY. HOW ARE YOU DOING? 463 00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:46,753 - HE'S SCARED SHITLESS. - [laughs] 464 00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:48,355 - I'M FINE, THANK YOU. 465 00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:49,956 - JUST STICK TO YOUR SPEECH 466 00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:51,824 AND I'M SURE YOU'LL DO SPLENDIDLY. 467 00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:55,295 - UM, EXCUSE ME. 468 00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:57,297 EXCUSE ME, HONEY. 469 00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:58,831 SORRY, SWEETHEART, I THINK THESE ARE OUR SEATS. 470 00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:00,567 MY--MY SON'S SPEAKING. 471 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,869 THANK YOU. 472 00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:05,872 MY SON'S SPEAKING. 473 00:20:08,275 --> 00:20:10,443 - WHO ARE THEY? - HIS MOTHER AND HER FRIENDS. 474 00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:11,778 - THEY CAN'T SIT THERE. 475 00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:15,415 MOVE THEM TO THE BACK, OUT OF CAMERA RANGE. 476 00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:23,323 - SO IF YOU DON'T MIND MOVING DOWN... 477 00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:27,860 THERE'S A LITTLE MORE ROOM IN THE BACK. THANKS. 478 00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,329 - IS SOMETHING THE MATTER? 479 00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:30,863 - OH, JUST A LITTLE MISUNDERSTANDING. 480 00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:32,732 THOSE SEATS WERE ALREADY RESERVED. 481 00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:34,033 - FOR WHO? 482 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:37,470 - FOR COUPLES WITH CHILDREN, LIKE YOURSELVES. 483 00:20:37,504 --> 00:20:41,774 I APOLOGIZE FOR THE MIX-UP. 484 00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:47,747 [mixed chatter] 485 00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:50,016 GOOD AFTERNOON AND WELCOME. 486 00:20:50,049 --> 00:20:54,887 [applause] 487 00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:57,690 I'M CONGRESSWOMAN BETH EDELSTEIN. 488 00:20:57,724 --> 00:21:00,393 THE COMMITTEE FOR HUMAN RIGHTS 489 00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:03,830 HAS CALLED TODAY'S PRESS CONFERENCE IN RESPONSE 490 00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:06,633 TO THE UNCONSCIONABLE ACT OF VIOLENCE 491 00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:08,935 THAT TOOK THE LIVES OF SEVEN 492 00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:11,771 AND CRITICALLY INJURED DOZENS OF OTHERS 493 00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:16,643 AT A RECENT BENEFIT TO STOP PROPOSITION 14. 494 00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:18,978 WE EXPRESS OUR SYMPATHIES TO THE FAMILIES 495 00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:21,047 WHO LOST THEIR LOVED ONES, 496 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:24,451 AND VOW TO CONTINUE FIGHTING FOR EQUAL RIGHTS 497 00:21:24,484 --> 00:21:28,054 FOR ALL AMERICANS, STRAIGHT AND GAY. 498 00:21:28,087 --> 00:21:32,992 [applause] 499 00:21:35,428 --> 00:21:37,864 NOW, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET ONE OF THE SURVIVORS 500 00:21:37,897 --> 00:21:41,934 OF THAT SENSELESS TRAGEDY, MICHAEL NOVOTNY. 501 00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:47,874 [applause] 502 00:21:56,483 --> 00:22:00,420 - THANK YOU, CONGRESSWOMAN. 503 00:22:00,453 --> 00:22:01,554 [clears throat] 504 00:22:01,588 --> 00:22:02,689 "THANK YOU, CONGRESSWOMAN." 505 00:22:02,722 --> 00:22:05,425 OH. I-I ALREADY SAID THAT PART. 506 00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:06,959 [laughter] 507 00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:09,028 "IT'S AN HONOR TO STAND HERE TODAY, 508 00:22:09,061 --> 00:22:10,963 "CONSIDERING A FEW WEEKS AGO, 509 00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:13,733 "THE DOCTORS WEREN'T SURE I WAS GOING TO MAKE IT. 510 00:22:13,766 --> 00:22:15,868 "BUT I WAS ONE OF THE LUCKY ONES. 511 00:22:15,902 --> 00:22:17,870 "I'M HERE. 512 00:22:17,904 --> 00:22:19,739 "AND AS TERRIFYING AS THAT EVENING WAS, 513 00:22:19,772 --> 00:22:21,874 "I WOULD BE THERE AGAIN TO DEFEAT A BILL 514 00:22:21,908 --> 00:22:23,776 "THAT WOULD DENY RIGHTS TO AMERICANS 515 00:22:23,810 --> 00:22:24,977 "JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE GAY. 516 00:22:25,011 --> 00:22:31,984 [applause] 517 00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:34,587 "I HAVE A LOVING PARTNER AND TWO WONDERFUL KIDS, 518 00:22:34,621 --> 00:22:37,023 "A HOME, A SMALL BUSINESS. 519 00:22:37,056 --> 00:22:42,028 THE TRUTH IS, I'M JUST LIKE YOU." 520 00:22:49,502 --> 00:22:54,874 [audience murmuring] 521 00:22:54,907 --> 00:22:59,879 ACTUALLY, THAT'S NOT THE TRUTH. 522 00:22:59,912 --> 00:23:03,750 SURE, IN A LOT OF WAYS, I AM JUST LIKE YOU. 523 00:23:03,783 --> 00:23:05,618 I WANT TO BE HAPPY. 524 00:23:05,652 --> 00:23:06,819 I WANT SOME SECURITY, 525 00:23:06,853 --> 00:23:08,488 A LITTLE EXTRA MONEY IN MY POCKET. 526 00:23:08,521 --> 00:23:14,561 BUT IN MANY WAYS, MY LIFE IS NOTHING LIKE YOURS. 527 00:23:14,594 --> 00:23:17,664 WHY SHOULD IT BE? 528 00:23:17,697 --> 00:23:18,898 DO WE ALL HAVE TO HAVE THE SAME LIVES 529 00:23:18,931 --> 00:23:20,066 TO HAVE THE SAME RIGHTS? 530 00:23:20,099 --> 00:23:22,769 I MEAN, I THOUGHT THAT DIVERSITY 531 00:23:22,802 --> 00:23:26,706 WAS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS ALL ABOUT. 532 00:23:26,739 --> 00:23:29,509 IN THE GAY COMMUNITY, WE HAVE DRAG QUEENS 533 00:23:29,542 --> 00:23:32,679 AND LEATHER DADDIES AND TRANNIES 534 00:23:32,712 --> 00:23:38,685 AND COUPLES WITH CHILDREN EVERY COLOR OF THE RAINBOW. 535 00:23:38,718 --> 00:23:40,820 MY MOTHER, WHO'S STANDING WAY IN THE BACK 536 00:23:40,853 --> 00:23:46,593 WITH SOME FRIENDS, MY FRIENDS... 537 00:23:46,626 --> 00:23:50,062 ONCE TOLD ME THAT PEOPLE ARE LIKE SNOWFLAKES, 538 00:23:50,096 --> 00:23:53,700 EVERY ONE SPECIAL AND UNIQUE, 539 00:23:53,733 --> 00:23:56,936 AND IN THE MORNING, YOU HAVE TO SHOVEL THEM OFF THE DRIVEWAY. 540 00:23:56,969 --> 00:24:01,541 [laughter] 541 00:24:01,574 --> 00:24:06,813 BUT BEING DIFFERENT IS WHAT MAKES US ALL THE SAME. 542 00:24:06,846 --> 00:24:11,651 IT'S WHAT MAKES US... FAMILY. 543 00:24:13,753 --> 00:24:15,087 - YEAH. - HEAR, HEAR! 544 00:24:15,121 --> 00:24:21,060 [applause] 545 00:24:35,908 --> 00:24:39,145 [knock at door] 546 00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:47,253 - GUESS WHAT? I CALLED THE LODGE AT MOUNT FLAME 547 00:24:47,286 --> 00:24:48,855 AND GOT US AN UPGRADE. 548 00:24:48,888 --> 00:24:52,158 ONE OF THEIR DELUXE SUITES ON THE CLUB FLOOR: 549 00:24:52,191 --> 00:24:54,527 FIREPLACE, TERRACE, WITH A JACUZZI. 550 00:24:54,561 --> 00:24:56,629 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 551 00:24:56,663 --> 00:24:58,130 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 552 00:24:58,164 --> 00:24:59,999 I MEAN AFTER THAT LITTLE CHARACTER ASSASSINATION 553 00:25:00,032 --> 00:25:02,068 YOU PERFORMED ON ME, I THOUGHT I'D NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN. 554 00:25:02,101 --> 00:25:03,603 - OH, LET'S JUST FORGET ABOUT THAT. 555 00:25:03,636 --> 00:25:05,605 - I DON'T WANT TO FORGET ABOUT THAT. 556 00:25:05,638 --> 00:25:07,607 - I TOLD YOU I HAD A FEW FLAWS, DIDN'T I? 557 00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:10,276 - THAT'S MORE THAN A FLAW. THAT'S A SERIOUS MALFUNCTION. 558 00:25:10,309 --> 00:25:12,011 - WELL, I JUST--SOMETIMES, I JUST GET A LITTLE JEALOUS. 559 00:25:12,044 --> 00:25:15,047 THAT'S ALL. - THAT'S ALL? 560 00:25:15,081 --> 00:25:18,050 - YEAH, BUT IT'S ONLY BECAUSE I LOVE YOU. 561 00:25:19,652 --> 00:25:23,690 AND YOU LOVE ME. YOU KNOW YOU DO. 562 00:25:23,723 --> 00:25:27,660 - I LOVED THE PERSON I THOUGHT I KNEW. 563 00:25:28,795 --> 00:25:32,164 - I'M STILL THE SAME PERSON. 564 00:25:32,198 --> 00:25:33,933 - WELL, I'M NOT. 565 00:25:33,966 --> 00:25:37,704 NOW, I WANT YOU TO GO. 566 00:25:37,737 --> 00:25:38,971 - I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 567 00:25:39,005 --> 00:25:40,707 - LOOK, I'M ASKING YOU TO LEAVE. 568 00:25:40,740 --> 00:25:43,342 - TED, YOU'LL GET OVER THIS. 569 00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:45,778 - I ALREADY HAVE. 570 00:25:45,812 --> 00:25:48,815 SO, IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'VE HAD A REALLY LONG DAY. 571 00:25:48,848 --> 00:25:50,049 [door slams] 572 00:25:50,082 --> 00:25:52,652 - NO, I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 573 00:25:52,685 --> 00:25:54,320 YOU CAN'T GET RID OF ME. 574 00:25:54,353 --> 00:25:57,056 - LOOK, DON'T MAKE ME FORCE YOU. 575 00:25:57,089 --> 00:25:59,659 - LET GO. - THEN LEAVE, NOW! 576 00:25:59,692 --> 00:26:00,793 - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE DOING THIS. 577 00:26:00,827 --> 00:26:02,795 I TRUSTED YOU, I LOVED YOU. 578 00:26:02,829 --> 00:26:04,196 I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GOOD PERSON. 579 00:26:04,230 --> 00:26:06,065 - I AM A GOOD PERSON. - NO, YOU'RE SHIT! 580 00:26:06,098 --> 00:26:07,333 WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, 581 00:26:07,366 --> 00:26:09,802 TREATING ME LIKE THIS? 582 00:26:09,836 --> 00:26:11,938 NO! NO! - I SAID I WANT YOU OUT. 583 00:26:11,971 --> 00:26:13,673 I SAID I WANT YOU OUT. - TED! 584 00:26:13,706 --> 00:26:15,875 - GET THE FUCK OUT! - TED! 585 00:26:15,908 --> 00:26:19,345 TED! [knock at door] 586 00:26:19,378 --> 00:26:21,948 OPEN THE DOOR. 587 00:26:21,981 --> 00:26:25,985 [knocking] TED? 588 00:26:26,018 --> 00:26:28,988 [sobbing] TED? TED? 589 00:26:29,021 --> 00:26:32,224 TED, PLEASE, OPEN THE DOOR. 590 00:26:32,258 --> 00:26:34,727 - [exhales] - TED. 591 00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:41,901 - I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT 592 00:26:41,934 --> 00:26:45,304 THAT WE WERE IN OUR NEW HOUSE. 593 00:26:45,337 --> 00:26:47,874 - COOKING? 594 00:26:47,907 --> 00:26:50,009 GARDENING? 595 00:26:50,042 --> 00:26:51,844 SITTING IN FRONT OF THE FIRE? 596 00:26:51,878 --> 00:26:56,749 - [chuckles] NOT EXACTLY. 597 00:26:56,783 --> 00:26:59,852 YOU WERE RIDING ME IN THE STABLE, 598 00:26:59,886 --> 00:27:02,388 DIVING INTO ME IN THE POOL, 599 00:27:02,421 --> 00:27:06,158 SLAMMING ME ON THE TENNIS COURT. 600 00:27:07,827 --> 00:27:11,263 - WELL, THAT GIVES A NEW MEANING TO U.S. OPEN. 601 00:27:11,297 --> 00:27:15,634 - I BETTER START PRACTICING MY SERVE. 602 00:27:18,037 --> 00:27:21,841 - WOULDN'T YOU RATHER JUST CUDDLE? 603 00:27:24,310 --> 00:27:25,945 - WHAT? - I SAID WOULDN'T YOU RATHER 604 00:27:25,978 --> 00:27:27,279 JUST LIE HERE AND-- - NO. NO, NO. 605 00:27:27,313 --> 00:27:28,948 I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID. YOU SAID "CUDDLE." 606 00:27:28,981 --> 00:27:30,750 - SO? 607 00:27:30,783 --> 00:27:33,686 - SO, I HAVE NEVER, EVER ONCE 608 00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:35,154 HEARD YOU EVEN USE THAT WORD, 609 00:27:35,187 --> 00:27:37,289 MUCH LESS ACTUALLY WANT TO DO IT. 610 00:27:37,323 --> 00:27:39,425 - OKAY, SO CAN WE JUST TURN THE LIGHTS OUT? 611 00:27:39,458 --> 00:27:41,761 - NO! NO. 612 00:27:41,794 --> 00:27:44,897 BRIAN KINNEY FUCKS, SUCKS, RIMS, RAMS, 613 00:27:44,931 --> 00:27:47,466 BUT NEVER CUDDLES. 614 00:27:47,499 --> 00:27:50,336 - OKAY, SO I USED A WORD THAT OFFENDS YOUR SENSIBILITIES. 615 00:27:50,369 --> 00:27:51,804 - OH... - FORGIVE ME. 616 00:27:51,838 --> 00:27:54,340 I APOLOGIZE. I'LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN. 617 00:27:54,373 --> 00:27:56,308 - NO. IT'S MORE THAN JUST THAT. 618 00:27:56,342 --> 00:27:58,110 EVERY DAY WE GET CLOSER TO BEING MARRIED, 619 00:27:58,144 --> 00:28:00,046 THE PERSON I KNOW GETS FURTHER AWAY. 620 00:28:00,079 --> 00:28:04,216 - I'M RIGHT HERE, - BUT IT'S NOT YOU. 621 00:28:04,250 --> 00:28:07,053 LOOKS LIKE YOU, FEELS LIKE YOU, BUT YOU-- 622 00:28:07,086 --> 00:28:09,055 YOU WOULD NEVER... 623 00:28:09,088 --> 00:28:10,056 [sighs] 624 00:28:10,089 --> 00:28:11,457 GO TO YOUR OWN STAG PARTY 625 00:28:11,490 --> 00:28:14,260 AND NOT FUCK EVERY HOT GUY IN SIGHT. 626 00:28:14,293 --> 00:28:16,362 YOU WOULD NEVER BE MORE INTERESTED IN GARDENING 627 00:28:16,395 --> 00:28:17,930 THAN GETTING LAID. 628 00:28:17,964 --> 00:28:20,466 - I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE YOU HAPPY. 629 00:28:20,499 --> 00:28:24,703 - I WANT YOU TO DO WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY, NOT ME. 630 00:28:29,842 --> 00:28:32,812 - WHAT ABOUT YOU? - [sighs] 631 00:28:32,845 --> 00:28:34,346 - YES, YOU. 632 00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:36,115 - NOT GOING TO NEW YORK? 633 00:28:36,148 --> 00:28:37,349 - FUCK NEW YORK. 634 00:28:37,383 --> 00:28:38,384 - CONQUERING THE ART WORLD? 635 00:28:38,417 --> 00:28:40,252 - FUCK THE ART WORLD. 636 00:28:40,286 --> 00:28:43,355 - WHY? BECAUSE YOU'RE AFRAID? 637 00:28:43,389 --> 00:28:45,091 - I'M NOT AFRAID. - THEN WHAT? 638 00:28:45,124 --> 00:28:46,959 - I DON'T WANT IT. - BULLSHIT. 639 00:28:46,993 --> 00:28:49,128 - I DON'T. IT MEANS NOTHING. 640 00:28:49,161 --> 00:28:52,431 - WOULD IT STILL MEAN NOTHING IF I WASN'T HERE? 641 00:28:52,464 --> 00:28:54,100 - [sighs] 642 00:28:54,133 --> 00:28:56,535 HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO GIVE YOU A RATIONAL RESPONSE 643 00:28:56,568 --> 00:28:58,304 WHEN THE CIRCUMSTANCES YOU'VE PRESENTED 644 00:28:58,337 --> 00:29:00,139 ARE COMPLETELY SUPPOSITIONAL AND, AS SUCH, 645 00:29:00,172 --> 00:29:02,108 HAVE NO BASIS IN REALITY? 646 00:29:02,141 --> 00:29:03,175 - JUST ANSWER THE GODDAMN QUESTION. 647 00:29:03,209 --> 00:29:05,912 - [sighs] I DON'T KNOW! 648 00:29:05,945 --> 00:29:08,480 [groans] 649 00:29:14,553 --> 00:29:17,023 - WELL, I DO. 650 00:29:19,959 --> 00:29:21,160 I DON'T WANT TO LIVE WITH SOMEONE 651 00:29:21,193 --> 00:29:23,395 WHO SACRIFICED THEIR LIFE 652 00:29:23,429 --> 00:29:27,133 AND CALLED IT LOVE... 653 00:29:27,166 --> 00:29:31,270 TO BE WITH ME. 654 00:29:31,303 --> 00:29:35,374 - [sighs] NEITHER DO I. 655 00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:52,291 - TA-DA! 656 00:29:52,324 --> 00:29:53,826 - WHAT'S THAT? 657 00:29:53,860 --> 00:29:55,327 - IT'S A QUADRUPLE BYPASS SUNDAE. 658 00:29:55,361 --> 00:29:57,296 - [laughs] - FOUR KINDS OF ICE CREAM. 659 00:29:57,329 --> 00:29:58,965 FOUR KINDS OF TOPPINGS. FOUR KINDS OF SAUCE. 660 00:29:58,998 --> 00:30:00,299 - YOU WANT TO GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK? 661 00:30:00,332 --> 00:30:02,068 - IT'S THE ONLY THING I COULD THINK OF 662 00:30:02,101 --> 00:30:04,036 THAT WAS SWEETER THAN YOU. 663 00:30:04,070 --> 00:30:06,973 - WELL, I GUESS IT BEATS GETTING WHOPPED UPSIDE THE HEAD, 664 00:30:07,006 --> 00:30:08,307 SO... [smack] 665 00:30:08,340 --> 00:30:09,575 - UH. - OH-- 666 00:30:09,608 --> 00:30:11,610 JESUS, MA! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR? 667 00:30:11,643 --> 00:30:14,446 - THAT'S TO REMIND YOU WHAT'LL HAPPEN TO YOU 668 00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:17,216 IF YOU EVER STOP BEING THE MOST LOVING SON 669 00:30:17,249 --> 00:30:20,452 A MOTHER HAS EVER HAD. 670 00:30:20,486 --> 00:30:21,520 WOULDN'T YOU AGREE, BEN? 671 00:30:21,553 --> 00:30:24,156 - OH, I'D BE SCARED NOT TO. 672 00:30:27,393 --> 00:30:29,628 - HEY, KID. 673 00:30:29,661 --> 00:30:32,831 CAN YOU BRING US SOME WATER? 674 00:30:34,533 --> 00:30:39,371 - DID YOU EVER HEAR OF "PLEASE"? 675 00:30:39,405 --> 00:30:41,073 - SIT DOWN. 676 00:30:41,107 --> 00:30:44,610 - WHAT'D I DO NOW? 677 00:30:44,643 --> 00:30:45,945 - WE GOT YOUR REPORT CARD. 678 00:30:45,978 --> 00:30:47,947 - OH, SHIT. 679 00:30:47,980 --> 00:30:51,617 - YOU PASSED EVERY SUBJECT WITH "B"s AND "C"s. 680 00:30:51,650 --> 00:30:53,986 - NO SHIT? - THAT'S AWESOME, DUDE. 681 00:30:54,020 --> 00:30:56,622 THAT MEANS YOU GET TO GRADUATE WITH YOUR CLASS. 682 00:30:56,655 --> 00:30:59,091 - NEXT STEP, M.I.T. 683 00:30:59,125 --> 00:31:02,528 THAT'S THE MONONGAHELA INSTITUTE OF TYPING. 684 00:31:04,063 --> 00:31:05,364 WHAT'S THIS? 685 00:31:05,397 --> 00:31:08,901 - IT'S A JOURNAL, TO WRITE STUFF IN. 686 00:31:10,669 --> 00:31:11,971 - "H.N.B." 687 00:31:12,004 --> 00:31:14,273 - THEY'RE YOUR INITIALS, 688 00:31:14,306 --> 00:31:17,143 IF YOU'D LIKE THEM TO BE. 689 00:31:17,176 --> 00:31:20,279 - HUNTER NOVOTNY-BRUCKNER. 690 00:31:20,312 --> 00:31:22,314 - INSTEAD OF BEING OUR FOSTER SON, 691 00:31:22,348 --> 00:31:25,451 WE'D LIKE YOU TO BE OUR REAL SON. 692 00:31:25,484 --> 00:31:29,688 THAT IS, IF YOU'D LIKE US TO BE YOUR FATHERS. 693 00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:33,025 - YOU MEAN, YOU WANT TO ADOPT ME? 694 00:31:33,059 --> 00:31:37,463 - AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, IN CASE PROP 14 PASSES. 695 00:31:43,035 --> 00:31:46,605 - SO WHAT DO YOU SAY? 696 00:31:49,475 --> 00:31:54,013 "TODAY, MICHAEL AND BEN ASKED ME 697 00:31:54,046 --> 00:31:57,216 "TO BE THEIR SON... 698 00:32:00,586 --> 00:32:03,622 I SAID 'YES.'" 699 00:32:08,094 --> 00:32:14,066 [mixed chatter] 700 00:32:16,135 --> 00:32:17,436 - IT'S A REHEARSAL DINNER, BUT WHAT'S TO REHEARSE? 701 00:32:17,469 --> 00:32:20,039 THEY SAY, "I DO," THEN THEY DO IT. 702 00:32:20,072 --> 00:32:22,474 - BUT WHAT DO YOU GET THE MAN WHO'S HAD EVERYONE? 703 00:32:22,508 --> 00:32:24,076 [laughter] 704 00:32:24,110 --> 00:32:26,112 - A WATER BUFFALO. 705 00:32:26,145 --> 00:32:28,447 - WHY THE HELL WOULD BRIAN WANT TO FUCK THAT? 706 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:31,050 - IT'S TO HELP CAMBODIAN FARMERS PLOW THEIR FIELDS 707 00:32:31,083 --> 00:32:33,085 AND PROVIDE MILK FOR THEIR CHILDREN. 708 00:32:33,119 --> 00:32:35,454 - WELL, THAT IS SO MUCH MORE IMAGINATIVE 709 00:32:35,487 --> 00:32:37,456 THAN ANOTHER BORING OLD... 710 00:32:37,489 --> 00:32:40,326 STERLING SILVER PLACE SETTING FROM TIFFANY'S. 711 00:32:40,359 --> 00:32:43,595 - JUSTIN'S ALREADY GOTTEN EVERYTHING HE'S EVER WANTED. 712 00:32:43,629 --> 00:32:46,332 - I KNOW HOW HE FEELS. 713 00:32:46,365 --> 00:32:49,601 - [chuckles] 714 00:32:49,635 --> 00:32:52,004 all: HEY! 715 00:32:52,038 --> 00:32:56,742 [cheers and applause] 716 00:32:56,775 --> 00:32:58,244 - TO THE COUPLE! 717 00:32:58,277 --> 00:33:00,112 - WE WOULD LIKE TO THANK YOU ALL 718 00:33:00,146 --> 00:33:01,480 FOR COMING TO OUR REHEARSAL DINNER. 719 00:33:01,513 --> 00:33:04,250 - HA! 720 00:33:04,283 --> 00:33:08,120 - HOWEVER, THERE'S NOTHING TO REHEARSE. 721 00:33:08,154 --> 00:33:11,190 THE WEDDING'S OFF. 722 00:33:13,525 --> 00:33:18,364 [awkward chuckles] 723 00:33:18,397 --> 00:33:20,132 - NO, IT'S TRUE. 724 00:33:20,166 --> 00:33:24,136 WE DECIDED NOT TO GET MARRIED. 725 00:33:33,145 --> 00:33:36,182 - HOW THE FUCK DO YOU RETURN A WATER BUFFALO? 726 00:33:38,684 --> 00:33:40,252 - BASED ON OUR PREVIOUS DISCUSSION, 727 00:33:40,286 --> 00:33:43,155 I CAME UP WITH A CAMPAIGN THAT'S MORE... 728 00:33:43,189 --> 00:33:44,823 IN LINE WITH YOUR VISION. 729 00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:47,293 CYNTHIA. 730 00:33:50,562 --> 00:33:52,798 - NOW WE'RE COOKING. NICE WORK, BRIAN. 731 00:33:52,831 --> 00:33:54,600 - IT'S EXACTLY WHAT I HAD IN MIND. 732 00:33:54,633 --> 00:33:58,070 INTIMATE, WARM, ROMANTIC. 733 00:33:58,104 --> 00:34:01,307 - ALL THE FEELINGS A WOMAN ASSOCIATES WITH LOVE-MAKING. 734 00:34:01,340 --> 00:34:03,142 RIGHT, CYNTHIA? 735 00:34:03,175 --> 00:34:05,544 - UH, SOME WOMEN. 736 00:34:05,577 --> 00:34:07,713 - BUT THERE'S ONLY ONE PROBLEM. 737 00:34:07,746 --> 00:34:09,615 WOMEN AREN'T GOING TO BE BUYING A LITTLE PILL 738 00:34:09,648 --> 00:34:11,750 TO MAKE THEIR DICKS HARD. 739 00:34:11,783 --> 00:34:13,219 MEN ARE. 740 00:34:13,252 --> 00:34:14,553 STRAIGHT, GAY, 741 00:34:14,586 --> 00:34:16,588 DEMOCRAT, REPUBLICAN. DOESN'T MATTER. 742 00:34:16,622 --> 00:34:19,291 THEY'RE ALL PAYING TEN BUCKS A POP 743 00:34:19,325 --> 00:34:21,327 FOR THE SAME REASON. 744 00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:26,565 AND TRUST ME, MS. DIXON, IT'S NOT TO REKINDLE THE FLAME. 745 00:34:26,598 --> 00:34:29,101 THEY WANT TO FUCK. - [clears throat] 746 00:34:29,135 --> 00:34:30,836 - THEY WANT TO SHOOT THEIR LOADS 747 00:34:30,869 --> 00:34:34,240 AS OFTEN AS THEY CAN, AS HARD AS THEY CAN, 748 00:34:34,273 --> 00:34:36,442 ALL NIGHT LONG, IF THEY CAN. 749 00:34:36,475 --> 00:34:38,110 NOT CUDDLE IN FRONT OF THE FIRE 750 00:34:38,144 --> 00:34:41,713 WITH SOME NICE LADY WHO LOOKS LIKE THEIR MOTHER. 751 00:34:41,747 --> 00:34:44,383 - DESPITE YOUR PERSONAL FEELINGS, WE WANT THE AD. 752 00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:47,386 - YOU CAN'T HAVE IT. 753 00:34:47,419 --> 00:34:50,656 BECAUSE, DESPITE THESE CONSERVATIVE TIMES, 754 00:34:50,689 --> 00:34:54,260 IT'S STILL ALL ABOUT SEX. 755 00:34:54,293 --> 00:34:56,328 AND IT ALWAYS WILL BE. 756 00:34:56,362 --> 00:35:00,566 SO I SUGGEST THAT YOU TAKE YOUR BUSINESS ELSEWHERE. 757 00:35:12,678 --> 00:35:14,246 - I MADE US A LITTLE SOMETHING. 758 00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:16,815 - THANKS. I AM FAMISHED. 759 00:35:16,848 --> 00:35:19,151 I TAGGED ALL THE PIECES WE'RE GOING TO PUT IN STORAGE, 760 00:35:19,185 --> 00:35:21,153 THE ONES WE'RE SELLING, AND THE ONES WE'RE GIVING AWAY. 761 00:35:21,187 --> 00:35:22,354 - I DON'T SUPPOSE THERE'S ANY POINT 762 00:35:22,388 --> 00:35:24,256 IN KEEPING THIS OLD TABLE. 763 00:35:24,290 --> 00:35:26,658 - CHRIST, YOU'RE SUCH A SHIKSEH. 764 00:35:26,692 --> 00:35:28,760 WHY DON'T YOU JUST SAY IT? YOU WANT THE TABLE. 765 00:35:28,794 --> 00:35:30,896 - I DON'T, I JUST THOUGHT IT'S A SHAME TO-- 766 00:35:30,929 --> 00:35:33,765 - [laughs] - ALL RIGHT, I WANT THE TABLE. 767 00:35:33,799 --> 00:35:37,169 - GOOD, THEN WE'LL KEEP IT. - [groans] 768 00:35:37,203 --> 00:35:40,272 I KEEP TELLING MYSELF IT'S JUST A HOUSE. 769 00:35:40,306 --> 00:35:43,242 A BUNCH OF NOT-VERY-GRAND OR EVEN SPACIOUS ROOMS, 770 00:35:43,275 --> 00:35:45,844 BUT EVERYWHERE I LOOK, I SEE US. 771 00:35:45,877 --> 00:35:50,382 [chuckles] LIKE OVER THERE, AT GUS' BRIS. 772 00:35:50,416 --> 00:35:53,252 - YOU TWO, IN THE KITCHEN, 773 00:35:53,285 --> 00:35:54,786 NOW! 774 00:35:54,820 --> 00:35:59,691 - YOU MEAN, HIS ALMOST BRIS. 775 00:35:59,725 --> 00:36:03,195 OR THE FRONT GATE, WHERE I PROPOSED TO YOU. 776 00:36:03,229 --> 00:36:06,298 [laughter] 777 00:36:08,300 --> 00:36:11,470 OR THE TIME I WAS SITTING THERE, AND... 778 00:36:11,503 --> 00:36:12,971 YOU TOLD ME... 779 00:36:13,004 --> 00:36:17,943 - I'LL STAY UNTIL AFTER THE BABY'S BORN. 780 00:36:17,976 --> 00:36:20,946 - WHAT? 781 00:36:20,979 --> 00:36:24,716 - NOTHING. JUST A BAD MEMORY. 782 00:36:24,750 --> 00:36:28,287 - THEY'RE PART OF US TOO. 783 00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,489 WITHOUT THEM... 784 00:36:30,522 --> 00:36:34,460 HOW DO WE APPRECIATE THE GOOD ONES? 785 00:36:39,598 --> 00:36:44,503 - WHAT DO YOU SAY... WE MAKE ONE MORE MEMORY? 786 00:36:54,380 --> 00:36:59,918 [mixed chatter] 787 00:36:59,951 --> 00:37:04,022 - MMM, THE GLORIES OF NATURE. 788 00:37:04,055 --> 00:37:06,458 THE "BEAUTIFUL FOR SPACIOUS SKIES," 789 00:37:06,492 --> 00:37:09,461 THE "PURPLE MOUNTAINS MAJESTY." 790 00:37:09,495 --> 00:37:10,996 - DON'T FORGET THE "FRUITED PLAINS." 791 00:37:11,029 --> 00:37:13,499 - [chuckling] AREN'T YOU GLAD YOU CAME? 792 00:37:13,532 --> 00:37:16,602 - MMM, THRILLED. 793 00:37:16,635 --> 00:37:20,506 WOULD HAVE LOST THE ROOM DEPOSIT IF WE HADN'T. 794 00:37:20,539 --> 00:37:22,040 - WELL, HONEY, I KNOW IT'S NOT EXACTLY 795 00:37:22,073 --> 00:37:25,477 THE ROMANTIC GETAWAY YOU'D HOPED FOR, BUT, UM... 796 00:37:25,511 --> 00:37:26,645 I PROMISE YOU, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE 797 00:37:26,678 --> 00:37:28,514 A FABULOUS BIRTHDAY ANYWAY. 798 00:37:28,547 --> 00:37:29,515 [clapping] HMM! 799 00:37:29,548 --> 00:37:31,950 - [chuckles] 800 00:37:31,983 --> 00:37:33,752 GOD. OH, GOD. 801 00:37:33,785 --> 00:37:35,421 TALK ABOUT YOUR FIRE HAZARD. 802 00:37:35,454 --> 00:37:37,556 THAT THING'S MORE FLAMING THAN YOU. 803 00:37:37,589 --> 00:37:39,391 JEEZ. - IT'S 40 CANDLES. 804 00:37:39,425 --> 00:37:40,892 ONE FOR EVERY YEAR, PLUS ONE TO GROW ON. 805 00:37:40,926 --> 00:37:43,362 - OH, DO YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME? 806 00:37:43,395 --> 00:37:44,530 - WELL, IT'S QUITE AN ACHIEVEMENT 807 00:37:44,563 --> 00:37:47,366 TO GET TO BE YOUR AGE. 808 00:37:47,399 --> 00:37:49,368 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. - [scoffs] 809 00:37:49,401 --> 00:37:51,370 - WELL, HURRY UP AND MAKE A WISH BEFORE THE PLACE BURNS DOWN. 810 00:37:51,403 --> 00:37:53,939 - [chuckles] 811 00:37:53,972 --> 00:37:58,076 YOU KNOW, EVERY YEAR, I ALWAYS WISH FOR THE SAME THING: 812 00:37:58,109 --> 00:38:03,281 A BOYFRIEND. SOMEONE TO LOVE, WHO'LL LOVE ME. 813 00:38:07,886 --> 00:38:12,958 THIS YEAR, I THINK I'M GOING TO WISH FOR SOMETHING ELSE. 814 00:38:12,991 --> 00:38:16,061 THE WISDOM AND THE MATURITY TO REALIZE THAT... 815 00:38:16,094 --> 00:38:19,030 I WON'T FIND WHAT I WANT BY LOOKING FOR IT. 816 00:38:20,966 --> 00:38:22,334 NOT EXPECT SOMEONE ELSE TO GIVE ME 817 00:38:22,368 --> 00:38:26,472 WHAT I NEVER GAVE MYSELF. 818 00:38:26,505 --> 00:38:30,642 THAT I'M NOT A HALF WAITING TO BE MADE A WHOLE. 819 00:38:34,380 --> 00:38:39,317 AND EVEN IF THAT SPECIAL PERSON NEVER COMES ALONG... 820 00:38:48,627 --> 00:38:51,597 I'LL BE JUST FINE. 821 00:39:05,544 --> 00:39:09,114 - TED? 822 00:39:09,147 --> 00:39:10,516 - BLAKE? 823 00:39:10,549 --> 00:39:12,718 - I THOUGHT IT WAS YOU. 824 00:39:12,751 --> 00:39:14,720 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 825 00:39:14,753 --> 00:39:17,989 - I'M ON THE GAY SKI TEAM NOW. 826 00:39:18,023 --> 00:39:20,726 AND IT'S GAY SKI WEEK. 827 00:39:20,759 --> 00:39:22,861 - RIGHT. [both laugh] 828 00:39:22,894 --> 00:39:26,031 - [laughs] UH, YOU REMEMBER-- 829 00:39:26,064 --> 00:39:27,599 - EMMETT. 830 00:39:27,633 --> 00:39:30,135 - YEAH, WOW. UH, WHAT A SURPRISE. 831 00:39:30,168 --> 00:39:32,871 AND TEDDY WAS JUST ABOUT TO HANG UP HIS SKIS. 832 00:39:32,904 --> 00:39:34,640 - [laughs] - YOU SKI? 833 00:39:34,673 --> 00:39:36,808 - I'M LUCKY IF I CAN WALK. NO, WE'RE-- 834 00:39:36,842 --> 00:39:38,143 WE'RE HERE FOR MY BIRTHDAY. 835 00:39:38,176 --> 00:39:41,112 - UH, STRICTLY AS FRIENDS. 836 00:39:43,549 --> 00:39:46,017 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 837 00:39:46,051 --> 00:39:48,019 - THANKS. 838 00:39:48,053 --> 00:39:49,555 [stammering] AND YOU-- 839 00:39:49,588 --> 00:39:50,556 YOU HERE ALONE? 840 00:39:50,589 --> 00:39:52,090 - NO. 841 00:39:52,123 --> 00:39:53,525 - OH. 842 00:39:53,559 --> 00:39:55,761 - I'M WITH, UH, 11 OTHER MEN. 843 00:39:55,794 --> 00:39:59,498 - [laughs] 844 00:39:59,531 --> 00:40:02,568 - WELL, YOU KNOW, I-- I ALWAYS PREFERRED THE-- 845 00:40:02,601 --> 00:40:05,036 THE ONE-ON-ONE SPORTS. 846 00:40:05,070 --> 00:40:06,171 ALWAYS FOUND THE ACTION MUCH MORE-- 847 00:40:06,204 --> 00:40:09,174 - INTENSE? 848 00:40:09,207 --> 00:40:12,678 - FULFILLING. 849 00:40:15,747 --> 00:40:18,216 - WELL, I'LL, UH... 850 00:40:18,249 --> 00:40:20,452 CATCH YOU LATER. 851 00:40:20,486 --> 00:40:21,920 - UH, NO. HEY, HEY. 852 00:40:21,953 --> 00:40:25,056 WHY NOT NOW? 853 00:40:25,090 --> 00:40:26,792 SERIOUSLY, GO ON. 854 00:40:26,825 --> 00:40:32,163 THAT WAY, I CAN HAVE ALL THIS YUMMY CAKE TO MYSELF. 855 00:40:37,969 --> 00:40:41,239 - [chuckles] 856 00:40:41,272 --> 00:40:43,241 - THANKS, EM. 857 00:40:43,274 --> 00:40:49,447 [mixed chatter and laughter] 858 00:40:54,185 --> 00:40:56,888 - PARDON ME, BUT AREN'T YOU EMMETT HONEYCUTT 859 00:40:56,922 --> 00:41:00,992 OF THE HAZELHURST, MISSISSIPPI, HONEYCUTTS? 860 00:41:01,026 --> 00:41:04,029 - WHY, YES I AM. 861 00:41:04,062 --> 00:41:05,564 AND, UH, YOU ARE? 862 00:41:05,597 --> 00:41:07,633 - AH... 863 00:41:07,666 --> 00:41:10,101 - OH MY GOD. 864 00:41:10,135 --> 00:41:12,971 YOU'RE CALVIN CULPEPPER. - YEP. [laughs] 865 00:41:13,004 --> 00:41:16,575 - YOU WERE ON THE BOYS' SWIM TEAM IN HIGH SCHOOL. 866 00:41:16,608 --> 00:41:17,843 I USED TO GO TO THOSE MEETS 867 00:41:17,876 --> 00:41:20,746 JUST HOPING YOUR TRUNKS WOULD SLIP OFF. 868 00:41:20,779 --> 00:41:23,048 - WELL, NOW... 869 00:41:23,081 --> 00:41:26,585 - BUT, UH, I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU WERE, UM... 870 00:41:26,618 --> 00:41:28,920 - [whispers] SO DID I. 871 00:41:28,954 --> 00:41:31,923 - HMM... 872 00:41:31,957 --> 00:41:33,759 SO, UH, WHAT DO YOU SAY 873 00:41:33,792 --> 00:41:37,128 WE GO BACK TO MY ROOM AND, UH... 874 00:41:37,162 --> 00:41:38,730 REMINISCE ABOUT OLD TIMES? 875 00:41:38,764 --> 00:41:42,300 - THERE'S NOT THAT MUCH TO REMINISCE ABOUT. 876 00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:46,271 - I KNOW. 877 00:41:46,304 --> 00:41:47,806 [baby cooing] 878 00:41:47,839 --> 00:41:49,541 - I LOVE YOU, HONEY BUN. 879 00:41:49,575 --> 00:41:52,678 - I HOPE EVERYBODY PEED. [chuckles] 880 00:41:52,711 --> 00:41:54,646 WHENEVER I USED TO TAKE MICHAEL ANYWHERE, 881 00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:56,181 NO SOONER WE'D LEAVE THE HOUSE THAN HE'D SAY, 882 00:41:56,214 --> 00:41:59,017 "MA, I GOTTA TINKLE." [laughter] 883 00:41:59,050 --> 00:42:00,619 AND I'D SAY, "WHY? YOU COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT 884 00:42:00,652 --> 00:42:01,687 BEFORE YOU LEFT THE HOUSE?" 885 00:42:01,720 --> 00:42:02,854 - DO YOU MIND IF WE NOT RELIVE 886 00:42:02,888 --> 00:42:04,222 THE GOLDEN DAYS OF YESTERYEAR? 887 00:42:04,255 --> 00:42:05,791 - SO TO SPEAK. 888 00:42:05,824 --> 00:42:07,659 - DID YOU PUT AIR IN THE TIRES? 889 00:42:07,693 --> 00:42:09,227 - MICHAEL, I JUST TOOK IT TO THE GAS STATION. 890 00:42:09,260 --> 00:42:11,663 HE CHECKED THE TIRES, THE WATER, THE OIL, THE BRAKES. 891 00:42:11,697 --> 00:42:14,032 - NEVER SEND A FAG TO DO A DYKE'S WORK. 892 00:42:14,065 --> 00:42:16,968 - AND REMEMBER TO CALL WHEN YOU ARRIVE. 893 00:42:17,002 --> 00:42:18,804 - WELL, HOW CAN WE FORGET WHEN MICHAEL WILL BE CALLING US 894 00:42:18,837 --> 00:42:20,305 EVERY FIVE MINUTES TO REMIND US? 895 00:42:20,338 --> 00:42:22,841 [laughter] 896 00:42:24,743 --> 00:42:26,812 - [sighs] WELL, I GUESS IT'S TIME WE-- 897 00:42:26,845 --> 00:42:28,313 - HOLD IT. 898 00:42:28,346 --> 00:42:29,848 I DON'T CARE WHERE YOU'RE GOING 899 00:42:29,881 --> 00:42:31,249 AND I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU'RE DOING, 900 00:42:31,282 --> 00:42:33,051 BUT YOU BETTER GET YOUR ASSES BACK HERE 901 00:42:33,084 --> 00:42:35,721 EVERY THANKSGIVING, CHRISTMAS, 4th OF JULY, 902 00:42:35,754 --> 00:42:38,924 HANUKKAH, AND MOTHER'S DAY. 903 00:42:38,957 --> 00:42:42,728 'CAUSE YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT FAMILY. 904 00:42:42,761 --> 00:42:45,664 - WELL, WE WOULDN'T BE ONE WITHOUT YOU, DEB. 905 00:42:45,697 --> 00:42:47,699 - [laughs] 906 00:42:50,301 --> 00:42:53,739 TAKE GOOD CARE OF MY GRANDDAUGHTER. 907 00:42:57,776 --> 00:42:59,611 [laughs] - MMM! 908 00:42:59,645 --> 00:43:00,612 - OH! 909 00:43:00,646 --> 00:43:01,980 [mixed chatter] 910 00:43:02,013 --> 00:43:03,081 I LOVE YOU. 911 00:43:03,114 --> 00:43:04,282 - WE'RE READY TO ROLL. 912 00:43:04,315 --> 00:43:05,951 - MEL. - BRIAN. 913 00:43:05,984 --> 00:43:07,252 - DON'T YOU THINK I'M NOT COMING UP THERE 914 00:43:07,285 --> 00:43:08,754 FOR MY GRANDDAUGHTER'S BIRTHDAY, 915 00:43:08,787 --> 00:43:12,624 SO YOU BETTER MAKE ROOM. 916 00:43:18,396 --> 00:43:20,398 - YOU'LL BE ALL RIGHT? 917 00:43:20,431 --> 00:43:23,869 - WITHOUT YOU CWAZY WESBIANS? 918 00:43:23,902 --> 00:43:26,304 - I MEANT JUSTIN. 919 00:43:26,337 --> 00:43:29,040 - HE'S A SELFISH PRICK, 920 00:43:29,074 --> 00:43:31,242 THINKS ONLY OF HIMSELF. 921 00:43:31,276 --> 00:43:34,279 - YOU TAUGHT HIM WELL. 922 00:43:39,951 --> 00:43:43,689 I KNOW. I'M SORRY. 923 00:43:44,890 --> 00:43:47,893 NO APOLOGIES. 924 00:43:50,328 --> 00:43:53,732 - NO REGRETS. 925 00:43:53,765 --> 00:43:57,035 - ARE WE LEAVING SOMETIME TODAY? 926 00:44:08,714 --> 00:44:11,649 - GOOD-BYE, SON. [sighs] 927 00:44:16,722 --> 00:44:19,190 [clears throat] 928 00:44:22,227 --> 00:44:24,963 [car starts] - BYE-BYE, SWEETHEART. 929 00:44:24,996 --> 00:44:26,965 DRIVE CAREFULLY. 930 00:44:26,998 --> 00:44:29,701 CALL US WHEN YOU GET THERE. 931 00:44:29,735 --> 00:44:31,069 WE MISS YOU ALREADY. 932 00:44:31,102 --> 00:44:32,904 - BYE. HAVE FUN. 933 00:44:32,938 --> 00:44:34,372 - SEE YOU SOON. [horn honks] 934 00:44:34,405 --> 00:44:36,174 I LOVE YOU. - CALL US. 935 00:44:36,207 --> 00:44:40,078 - BYE. - GOOD-BYE. 936 00:45:06,237 --> 00:45:08,473 - WHEN'S YOUR FLIGHT? 937 00:45:08,506 --> 00:45:11,109 - 10:00. 938 00:45:17,983 --> 00:45:19,484 I THINK I'VE FINALLY FOUND A PLACE TO STAY. 939 00:45:19,517 --> 00:45:23,054 DAPHNE HAS A FRIEND IN THE EAST VILLAGE. 940 00:45:25,256 --> 00:45:28,493 FINDING A WORK SPACE IS GOING TO BE DIFFICULT. 941 00:45:28,526 --> 00:45:32,964 APPARENTLY, EVERYTHING COSTS A FORTUNE. 942 00:45:32,998 --> 00:45:36,768 - WELL, YOU'LL MANAGE. YOU ALWAYS DO. 943 00:45:41,272 --> 00:45:45,176 - I'LL BE BACK. AND YOU'LL COME THERE. 944 00:45:45,210 --> 00:45:46,778 WE'RE GOING TO SEE EACH OTHER ALL THE TIME. 945 00:45:46,812 --> 00:45:50,415 - YOU DON'T KNOW THAT. 946 00:45:50,448 --> 00:45:53,318 NEITHER DO I. 947 00:45:53,351 --> 00:45:55,753 [sighs] 948 00:45:58,957 --> 00:46:00,992 WHETHER WE SEE EACH OTHER NEXT WEEKEND 949 00:46:01,026 --> 00:46:03,528 OR NEXT MONTH... 950 00:46:03,561 --> 00:46:06,197 NEVER AGAIN... 951 00:46:06,231 --> 00:46:10,168 IT DOESN'T MATTER. IT'S ONLY TIME. 952 00:46:18,509 --> 00:46:20,445 - MMM. 953 00:46:27,218 --> 00:46:30,488 YOU DIDN'T RETURN THEM? 954 00:46:30,521 --> 00:46:34,459 - I DIDN'T RETURN THEM. 955 00:46:46,604 --> 00:46:49,540 [box snaps closed] 956 00:46:55,013 --> 00:46:56,381 - WE DON'T NEED RINGS OR VOWS 957 00:46:56,414 --> 00:47:00,185 TO PROVE THAT WE LOVE EACH OTHER. 958 00:47:00,218 --> 00:47:03,488 WE ALREADY KNOW THAT. 959 00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:11,863 - [sighs] 960 00:47:13,131 --> 00:47:15,000 YOU DID IT. 961 00:47:15,033 --> 00:47:17,969 - DID WHAT? 962 00:47:21,039 --> 00:47:23,474 - BECAME... 963 00:47:23,508 --> 00:47:28,446 THE BEST HOMOSEXUAL YOU COULD POSSIBLY BE. 964 00:47:58,276 --> 00:48:01,246 [soft rock music] 965 00:48:01,279 --> 00:48:08,253 * 966 00:48:08,286 --> 00:48:11,923 - * ALWAYS 967 00:48:11,957 --> 00:48:14,392 * 968 00:48:14,425 --> 00:48:18,329 * YOU RISE BEFORE YOU FALL * 969 00:48:18,363 --> 00:48:22,400 * 970 00:48:22,433 --> 00:48:26,671 * JUST WHEN YOU ARE CERTAIN 971 00:48:26,704 --> 00:48:29,540 * 972 00:48:29,574 --> 00:48:34,445 * IT'S THEN YOU LOSE IT ALL * 973 00:48:34,479 --> 00:48:37,282 * 974 00:48:37,315 --> 00:48:41,419 * SOMETIMES YOU'LL GET IT BACK * 975 00:48:41,452 --> 00:48:45,690 * 976 00:48:45,723 --> 00:48:51,196 * OTHER TIMES, IT'S LOST * 977 00:48:51,229 --> 00:48:53,231 * FOREVER 978 00:48:53,264 --> 00:48:57,702 * BUT YOU'LL NEVER KNOW 979 00:48:57,735 --> 00:49:01,039 * 980 00:49:01,072 --> 00:49:06,044 * YOU CAN'T SAY "WHATEVER" 981 00:49:06,077 --> 00:49:08,613 * 982 00:49:08,646 --> 00:49:13,051 * AMAZED BY BEAUTY 983 00:49:13,084 --> 00:49:16,121 * 984 00:49:16,154 --> 00:49:20,525 * UNEXPECTED GRACES 985 00:49:20,558 --> 00:49:24,229 * 986 00:49:24,262 --> 00:49:28,466 * THE HEART CAN BE SURPRISED 987 00:49:28,499 --> 00:49:34,105 * 988 00:49:34,139 --> 00:49:37,108 * STILL 989 00:49:37,142 --> 00:49:39,610 * 990 00:49:39,644 --> 00:49:44,215 * YOU RISE BEFORE YOU FALL 991 00:49:44,249 --> 00:49:47,418 * 992 00:49:47,452 --> 00:49:52,290 * WHEN YOU ARE MOST CERTAIN 993 00:49:52,323 --> 00:49:55,226 * 994 00:49:55,260 --> 00:49:59,397 * YOU'RE BOUND TO LOSE IT ALL * 995 00:49:59,430 --> 00:50:05,270 * 996 00:50:05,303 --> 00:50:11,109 * WEEDS GROW THROUGH THE CRACKS * 997 00:50:11,142 --> 00:50:15,513 * UP THROUGH THE PAVEMENT 998 00:50:15,546 --> 00:50:18,516 * 999 00:50:18,549 --> 00:50:24,522 * YOU RISE BEFORE YOU FALL * 1000 00:50:24,555 --> 00:50:32,463 * 1001 00:50:44,309 --> 00:50:46,111 [door opening] 1002 00:50:49,714 --> 00:50:54,819 - THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE SOME COMPANY. 1003 00:50:54,852 --> 00:50:56,854 - WHY ARE YOU OUT SO LATE? 1004 00:50:56,887 --> 00:50:59,457 - IT'S BARELY MIDNIGHT. 1005 00:50:59,490 --> 00:51:02,160 - THE GOOD OLD DAYS, WE'D JUST BE HEADING OFF TO BABYLON. 1006 00:51:02,193 --> 00:51:04,695 - BABYLON'S GONE. 1007 00:51:04,729 --> 00:51:08,633 SO ARE THE GOOD OLD DAYS. 1008 00:51:10,335 --> 00:51:13,037 - NOT YET. 1009 00:51:16,907 --> 00:51:20,711 [door closes] 1010 00:51:20,745 --> 00:51:22,580 CHRIST. 1011 00:51:22,613 --> 00:51:26,251 - [sighs] WHAT DID YOU EXPECT? 1012 00:51:26,284 --> 00:51:28,186 DANCING BOYS? 1013 00:51:28,219 --> 00:51:31,656 GLITTER FALLING FROM ON HIGH? 1014 00:51:33,891 --> 00:51:37,462 - THIS IS WHERE WE CAME THE NIGHT OF OUR SENIOR PROM, 1015 00:51:37,495 --> 00:51:39,464 WHEN WE DUMPED OUR DATES. 1016 00:51:39,497 --> 00:51:42,767 - HMM, THE GHASTLY JUDY ZUMHOLTZ. 1017 00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:46,137 - AND THE EQUALLY DREADFUL CAROL KOLODNY. 1018 00:51:46,171 --> 00:51:48,473 WE SNUCK IN. WE GOT STONED. 1019 00:51:48,506 --> 00:51:50,475 - DANCED WITH OUR SHIRTS OFF. 1020 00:51:50,508 --> 00:51:54,912 - YOU GOT BLOWN IN THE BACK ROOM. 1021 00:51:54,945 --> 00:51:58,283 THIS IS WHERE IT ALL BEGAN. 1022 00:51:58,316 --> 00:52:02,353 - [sighs] AND ENDED. 1023 00:52:02,387 --> 00:52:05,356 - BUT IT'S WHO WE ARE. 1024 00:52:05,390 --> 00:52:08,893 IT'S WHAT MADE US. 1025 00:52:08,926 --> 00:52:10,761 - DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT-- 1026 00:52:10,795 --> 00:52:12,930 THAT'S ALL A CHEAP ILLUSION, 1027 00:52:12,963 --> 00:52:14,799 AND THAT OUTSIDE, LIFE GOES ON, 1028 00:52:14,832 --> 00:52:16,801 BUT IN HERE, NOTHING EVER CHANGES? 1029 00:52:16,834 --> 00:52:20,638 - I DID SAY THAT. YES. 1030 00:52:20,671 --> 00:52:23,574 BUT THAT WAS BEFORE I UNDERSTOOD... 1031 00:52:23,608 --> 00:52:27,545 THAT SOME THINGS AREN'T MEANT TO CHANGE. 1032 00:52:30,681 --> 00:52:32,850 DANCE WITH ME. 1033 00:52:32,883 --> 00:52:35,786 - [scoffs] - WHY NOT? 1034 00:52:35,820 --> 00:52:38,389 WELL, FOR ONE THING, THERE'S NO MUSIC. 1035 00:52:38,423 --> 00:52:40,925 - OF COURSE THERE IS. CAN'T YOU HEAR IT? 1036 00:52:40,958 --> 00:52:43,894 THE OLD "THUMPA-THUMPA"? 1037 00:52:45,763 --> 00:52:46,931 - HEY, WATCH IT, ASSHOLE. 1038 00:52:46,964 --> 00:52:48,266 YOU WANT TO BUST YOUR STITCHES? 1039 00:52:48,299 --> 00:52:51,936 - I'M FINE. 1040 00:52:51,969 --> 00:52:54,672 COME ON. 1041 00:52:54,705 --> 00:52:55,806 COME ON! 1042 00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:59,810 SHAKE THAT GROOVE THING. 1043 00:52:59,844 --> 00:53:03,381 - YOU SHAKE IT, MIKEY. 1044 00:53:03,414 --> 00:53:07,552 I AM TOO-- - WHAT? OLD? 1045 00:53:07,585 --> 00:53:09,320 YOU'LL ALWAYS BE YOUNG. 1046 00:53:09,354 --> 00:53:10,721 YOU'LL ALWAYS BE BEAUTIFUL. 1047 00:53:10,755 --> 00:53:14,359 YOU'RE BRIAN KINNEY, FOR FUCK'S SAKE. 1048 00:53:40,418 --> 00:53:42,720 - SO WHAT ARE THEY PLAYING? 1049 00:53:42,753 --> 00:53:44,722 - OUR SONG. 1050 00:53:44,755 --> 00:53:47,725 [dance music] 1051 00:53:47,758 --> 00:53:53,731 * 1052 00:53:53,764 --> 00:53:58,469 - * LOOKING AT MY LIFE NOW, INSIDE OUT * 1053 00:53:58,503 --> 00:54:01,339 * 1054 00:54:01,372 --> 00:54:05,543 * NO MORE PARALYZED BY FEAR AND DOUBT * 1055 00:54:05,576 --> 00:54:08,679 * 1056 00:54:08,713 --> 00:54:12,417 * CAN'T WAIT FOR THE SUN TO SHINE * 1057 00:54:12,450 --> 00:54:15,953 * WHATEVER LIGHT I HOPE TO FIND * 1058 00:54:15,986 --> 00:54:19,357 * WILL HAVE TO BE INSIDE OF ME * 1059 00:54:19,390 --> 00:54:22,927 * AND I CAN SEE A SPARK IN YOU * 1060 00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:24,895 * A SPARK IN YOU 1061 00:54:24,929 --> 00:54:26,797 * A SPARK IN YOU 1062 00:54:26,831 --> 00:54:28,766 * A SPARK IN YOU 1063 00:54:28,799 --> 00:54:30,568 * A SPARK IN YOU 1064 00:54:30,601 --> 00:54:32,537 * A SPARK IN YOU 1065 00:54:32,570 --> 00:54:38,909 * 1066 00:54:38,943 --> 00:54:43,814 * WHATEVER YOU DO, YOU GOTTA STAY TRUE * 1067 00:54:43,848 --> 00:54:46,517 * 1068 00:54:46,551 --> 00:54:50,921 * WHATEVER YOU DO, YOU GOTTA STAY TRUE * 1069 00:54:50,955 --> 00:54:53,791 * 1070 00:54:53,824 --> 00:54:56,093 * LOOKING AT MY LIFE NOW, INSIDE OUT * 1071 00:54:56,126 --> 00:55:02,299 [mixed chatter] 1072 00:55:03,768 --> 00:55:08,539 * FEAR AND DOUBT 1073 00:55:08,573 --> 00:55:13,611 * WHATEVER YOU DO, YOU GOTTA STAY TRUE * 1074 00:55:13,644 --> 00:55:16,547 * 1075 00:55:16,581 --> 00:55:21,419 * WHATEVER YOU DO, YOU GOTTA STAY TRUE * 1076 00:55:21,452 --> 00:55:23,554 * 1077 00:55:23,588 --> 00:55:27,458 * THE PATH YOU'VE WANDERED FROM * 1078 00:55:27,492 --> 00:55:32,630 * IS STILL THERE FOR YOU TO COME HOME * 1079 00:55:32,663 --> 00:55:36,100 * TO WHO YOU REALLY ARE 1080 00:55:36,133 --> 00:55:38,836 * 1081 00:55:38,869 --> 00:55:44,008 * EVERY TIME I THINK THERE'S NO HOPE * 1082 00:55:44,041 --> 00:55:46,143 * 1083 00:55:46,176 --> 00:55:51,148 * EVERY TIME I WONDER HOW I'LL COPE * 1084 00:55:51,181 --> 00:55:53,784 * 1085 00:55:53,818 --> 00:55:57,154 * CAN'T WAIT FOR THE SUN TO SHINE * 1086 00:55:57,187 --> 00:56:00,991 * WHATEVER LIGHT I HOPE TO FIND * 1087 00:56:01,025 --> 00:56:04,395 * WILL HAVE TO BE INSIDE OF ME * 1088 00:56:04,429 --> 00:56:08,866 * AND I CAN SEE A SPARK IN YOU * 1089 00:56:08,899 --> 00:56:11,536 * WHATEVER YOU DO, YOU GOTTA STAY TRUE * 1090 00:56:11,569 --> 00:56:13,638 - SO THE THUMPA-THUMPA CONTINUES. 1091 00:56:13,671 --> 00:56:16,607 IT ALWAYS WILL, NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, 1092 00:56:16,641 --> 00:56:18,609 NO MATTER WHO'S PRESIDENT. 1093 00:56:18,643 --> 00:56:21,512 AS OUR LADY OF DISCO, THE DIVINE MISS GLORIA GAYNOR, 1094 00:56:21,546 --> 00:56:23,881 HAS ALWAYS SUNG TO US: 1095 00:56:23,914 --> 00:56:26,484 "WE WILL SURVIVE." 1096 00:56:26,517 --> 00:56:28,185 - * INSIDE OUT 1097 00:56:28,218 --> 00:56:33,824 * 1098 00:56:33,858 --> 00:56:36,193 * INSIDE OUT 1099 00:56:36,226 --> 00:56:38,763 * 1100 00:56:38,796 --> 00:56:43,067 * EVERY TIME I THINK THERE'S NO HOPE * 1101 00:56:43,100 --> 00:56:46,203 * 1102 00:56:46,236 --> 00:56:50,775 * EVERY TIME I WONDER HOW I'LL COPE * 1103 00:56:50,808 --> 00:56:53,844 * 1104 00:56:53,878 --> 00:56:57,181 * CAN'T WAIT FOR THE SUN TO SHINE * 1105 00:56:57,214 --> 00:57:00,985 * WHATEVER LIGHT I HOPE TO FIND * 1106 00:57:01,018 --> 00:57:04,188 * WILL HAVE TO BE INSIDE OF ME * 1107 00:57:04,221 --> 00:57:08,826 * AND I CAN SEE A SPARK IN YOU * 1108 00:57:08,859 --> 00:57:13,230 * WHATEVER YOU DO, YOU GOTTA STAY TRUE * 1109 00:57:13,263 --> 00:57:15,733 * 1110 00:57:15,766 --> 00:57:21,706 * I CAN SEE (echoing) 1111 00:57:27,645 --> 00:57:32,082 * WHATEVER YOU DO, YOU GOTTA STAY TRUE * 1112 00:57:32,116 --> 00:57:35,085 * 1113 00:57:35,119 --> 00:57:40,090 * WHATEVER YOU DO, YOU GOTTA STAY TRUE * 1114 00:57:40,124 --> 00:57:42,760 * 1115 00:57:42,793 --> 00:57:46,096 * THE PATH YOU'VE WANDERED FROM * 1116 00:57:46,130 --> 00:57:51,235 * IS STILL THERE FOR YOU TO COME HOME * 1117 00:57:51,268 --> 00:57:53,971 * TO WHO YOU REALLY ARE 1118 00:57:54,004 --> 00:57:58,876 * WHATEVER YOU DO, YOU GOTTA STAY TRUE * 1119 00:57:58,909 --> 00:58:01,579 * 1120 00:58:01,612 --> 00:58:06,150 * WHATEVER YOU DO, YOU GOTTA STAY TRUE * 1121 00:58:06,183 --> 00:58:08,853 * 1122 00:58:08,886 --> 00:58:12,122 * THE PATH YOU'VE WANDERED FROM * 1123 00:58:12,156 --> 00:58:17,194 * IS STILL THERE FOR YOU TO COME HOME * 1124 00:58:17,227 --> 00:58:21,198 * TO WHO YOU REALLY ARE 1125 00:58:21,231 --> 00:58:29,173 * 1126 00:58:38,849 --> 00:58:43,821 * LOOKING AT MY LIFE NOW, INSIDE OUT * 1127 00:58:43,854 --> 00:58:46,290 * 1128 00:58:46,323 --> 00:58:50,828 * WHATEVER YOU DO, YOU GOTTA STAY TRUE * 1129 00:58:50,861 --> 00:58:53,898 * 1130 00:58:53,931 --> 00:58:58,636 * WHATEVER YOU DO, YOU GOTTA STAY TRUE * 1131 00:58:58,669 --> 00:59:01,105 * 1132 00:59:01,138 --> 00:59:04,975 * IS STILL THERE FOR YOU TO COME HOME * 1133 00:59:05,009 --> 00:59:06,911 - WHOO! 1134 00:59:06,944 --> 00:59:08,646 [laughter] 1135 00:59:08,679 --> 00:59:10,815 - WHOO! 77661

Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.