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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,144 --> 00:00:12,580 - * ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX * 2 00:00:12,613 --> 00:00:13,647 * SHAKE IT, DUDE 3 00:00:13,681 --> 00:00:21,589 * 4 00:00:35,436 --> 00:00:37,471 - * CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN 5 00:00:37,505 --> 00:00:46,280 * 6 00:00:46,314 --> 00:00:50,184 * CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN 7 00:00:50,218 --> 00:00:53,821 * CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN * 8 00:00:53,854 --> 00:00:56,457 * CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN 9 00:01:01,329 --> 00:01:02,296 [I Only Want You by Eagles of Death Metal] 10 00:01:02,330 --> 00:01:04,565 - * I ONLY WANT YOU 11 00:01:04,598 --> 00:01:07,435 * I ONLY WANT YOU 12 00:01:07,468 --> 00:01:10,438 * I ONLY WANT YOU 13 00:01:10,471 --> 00:01:13,307 * I ONLY WANT YOU 14 00:01:13,341 --> 00:01:15,309 * WHEN I FEEL LIKE I GET TOO CLOSE * 15 00:01:15,343 --> 00:01:18,846 * I PUT YOU RIGHT DOWN 16 00:01:18,879 --> 00:01:20,114 * I NEVER REALLY LEAVE 17 00:01:20,148 --> 00:01:23,451 * I JUST SLIP AWAY 18 00:01:23,484 --> 00:01:26,620 * WELL, IT'S NOT MY PURPOSE TO BREAK YOUR SPIRIT * 19 00:01:26,654 --> 00:01:29,123 * I'M NOT REALLY INTERESTED IN WHAT'S IN YOUR HEART * 20 00:01:29,157 --> 00:01:31,725 * I DON'T WANT YOU TO FALL IN LOVE NOW * 21 00:01:31,759 --> 00:01:34,262 * SO PLEASE DON'T START 22 00:01:34,295 --> 00:01:36,897 * 23 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:39,400 * I ONLY WANT YOU 24 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:42,203 * I ONLY WANT YOU 25 00:01:42,236 --> 00:01:44,172 * I ONLY WANT YOU 26 00:01:45,373 --> 00:01:48,209 - I ONLY...HAVE... 27 00:01:48,242 --> 00:01:49,210 ONE QUESTION. 28 00:01:49,243 --> 00:01:50,878 [both panting] 29 00:01:50,911 --> 00:01:53,747 AFTER WE'RE MARRIED... 30 00:01:53,781 --> 00:01:55,783 WILL YOU STILL... 31 00:01:55,816 --> 00:01:56,784 BLOW ME? 32 00:01:56,817 --> 00:01:58,252 - [chuckles] 33 00:01:58,286 --> 00:02:01,155 EVER THE ROMANTIC. 34 00:02:01,189 --> 00:02:03,757 THAT DEPENDS. 35 00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:07,328 IF YOU STILL FUCK ME IN EVERY ROOM OF, UM... 36 00:02:08,662 --> 00:02:11,532 WHAT ARE WE GONNA CALL IT? 37 00:02:11,565 --> 00:02:12,533 MANDALAY? 38 00:02:12,566 --> 00:02:14,568 - UH-UH. 39 00:02:14,602 --> 00:02:16,637 - XANADU? 40 00:02:16,670 --> 00:02:19,307 WUTHERING HEIGHTS? - NOPE. 41 00:02:19,340 --> 00:02:20,641 I'LL LEAVE THE CHRISTENING UP TO YOU. 42 00:02:20,674 --> 00:02:22,576 - [sighs] 43 00:02:22,610 --> 00:02:24,878 BRIGHTON. 44 00:02:29,317 --> 00:02:31,252 - BRI-TIN. 45 00:02:31,285 --> 00:02:33,254 - [chuckles] IT'S AMAZING, ISN'T IT? 46 00:02:33,287 --> 00:02:35,189 - I WOULDN'T GO THAT FAR. 47 00:02:35,223 --> 00:02:38,158 - I MEAN THAT IT'S REALLY HAPPENING. 48 00:02:40,361 --> 00:02:42,463 - I CAN JUST SEE THEIR FACES 49 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:45,699 WHEN THEY GET THEIR ANNOUNCEMENTS. 50 00:02:45,733 --> 00:02:47,701 - JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! 51 00:02:47,735 --> 00:02:49,870 [running footsteps] - WHAT IS IT, DEB? 52 00:02:49,903 --> 00:02:52,773 - BRIAN AND JUSTIN ARE GETTING MARRIED. 53 00:02:54,308 --> 00:02:56,210 IT JUST GOES TO SHOW 54 00:02:56,244 --> 00:02:58,946 IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE LONG ENOUGH AND HARD ENOUGH... 55 00:02:58,979 --> 00:03:01,282 - YOU'LL GET A SORE ASS. 56 00:03:01,315 --> 00:03:03,817 - THERE'S ONLY ONE EXPLANATION. 57 00:03:03,851 --> 00:03:06,787 HE MUST'VE KNOCKED UP SUNSHINE. 58 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:10,324 - THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. 59 00:03:10,358 --> 00:03:11,692 - I ALMOST DIDN'T GIVE IT TO YOU. 60 00:03:11,725 --> 00:03:13,427 I WAS AFRAID YOU'D BUST YOUR STITCHES. 61 00:03:13,461 --> 00:03:15,829 - I'M A "DEFECTOR." I'M A "STEPFORD FAG." 62 00:03:15,863 --> 00:03:17,498 I "INFECTED" HIS BOYFRIEND, AND NOW, 63 00:03:17,531 --> 00:03:19,733 "PLEASE COME CELEBRATE OUR COMMITMENT." 64 00:03:19,767 --> 00:03:21,502 I'M NOT GONNA CELEBRATE ANYTHING. 65 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:23,971 - [singsong] APPLE CINNAMON PANCAKES. 66 00:03:24,004 --> 00:03:25,939 YUM! 67 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:29,577 LOOK, YOU AND BRIAN HAVE A LONG 68 00:03:29,610 --> 00:03:31,379 AND SIGNIFICANT HISTORY, ALL RIGHT? 69 00:03:31,412 --> 00:03:32,980 THERE ARE A LOT OF STRONG FEELINGS. 70 00:03:33,013 --> 00:03:34,982 - "WERE." - NO, "ARE." 71 00:03:35,015 --> 00:03:37,451 WHETHER YOU WANT TO ADMIT IT OR NOT, YOU STILL LOVE EACH OTHER. 72 00:03:37,485 --> 00:03:39,987 - I DO NOT LOVE HIM. 73 00:03:40,020 --> 00:03:41,322 I DON'T. 74 00:03:41,355 --> 00:03:43,257 AND HE CERTAINLY DOESN'T LOVE ME. 75 00:03:43,291 --> 00:03:44,758 I MEAN, DID HE SHOW UP ONCE TO VISIT ME AT THE HOSPITAL? 76 00:03:44,792 --> 00:03:48,329 - AS A MATTER OF FACT, HE DID. 77 00:03:48,362 --> 00:03:49,730 I'M SURE HE'D NEVER WANT ME TO TELL YOU THIS... 78 00:03:49,763 --> 00:03:51,799 - AS IF I CARE. - BUT THE NIGHT OF THE BOMBING, 79 00:03:51,832 --> 00:03:53,467 WHEN YOU'D LOST ALL THAT BLOOD 80 00:03:53,501 --> 00:03:55,403 AND WE WERE AFRAID WE WERE GONNA LOSE YOU, 81 00:03:55,436 --> 00:03:58,539 BRIAN WAS WITH US IN THE E.R. 82 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:00,441 HE WANTED TO DONATE HIS OWN BLOOD, 83 00:04:00,474 --> 00:04:01,875 BUT THE DOCTOR REFUSED TO TAKE IT BECAUSE HE'S GAY. 84 00:04:01,909 --> 00:04:04,878 WELL, WHEN BRIAN HEARD THAT, HE WENT INTO A RAGE. 85 00:04:04,912 --> 00:04:06,347 - HE DID? 86 00:04:06,380 --> 00:04:07,881 - YEAH, YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN HIM. 87 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:11,018 HE WAS LIKE A WILD MAN. 88 00:04:11,051 --> 00:04:14,688 - YEAH, HE CAN GET THAT WAY. 89 00:04:14,722 --> 00:04:17,491 - POINT IS, A PERSON WOULDN'T ACT THAT WAY 90 00:04:17,525 --> 00:04:20,328 UNLESS HE LOVED SOMEONE. 91 00:04:23,664 --> 00:04:25,666 - HUH. 92 00:04:29,570 --> 00:04:31,038 - WHEN YOU'RE DONE CLEARING, TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE 93 00:04:31,071 --> 00:04:32,573 AND MAKE SURE YOU MOP THE FLOOR. 94 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:34,908 - ANYTHING ELSE? - THANKS FOR REMINDING ME. 95 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:36,844 SOMEONE BLEW THEIR COOKIES IN THE GENTS'. 96 00:04:36,877 --> 00:04:38,812 - SO GLAD I ASKED. 97 00:04:43,551 --> 00:04:45,052 - HEY, WATCH HOW YOU'RE CARRYING THAT, HUH? 98 00:04:45,085 --> 00:04:46,787 YOU BREAK ANYTHING, IT COMES OUT OF YOUR PAY. 99 00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:48,722 - AREN'T YOU BEING A LITTLE ROUGH ON THE KID? 100 00:04:48,756 --> 00:04:50,057 - HEY, THE KID DOESN'T LIKE IT HERE, 101 00:04:50,090 --> 00:04:51,792 THE KID CAN GO BACK TO SCHOOL, 102 00:04:51,825 --> 00:04:53,060 WHERE HE BELONGS. 103 00:04:53,093 --> 00:04:55,329 - GO AHEAD. MAKE MY LIFE MISERABLE. 104 00:04:55,363 --> 00:04:56,797 I'D RATHER CLEAN TOILETS FOR ALL ETERNITY 105 00:04:56,830 --> 00:04:58,599 THAN GO BACK TO SHIT-HOLE HIGH. 106 00:04:58,632 --> 00:05:00,634 - GOOD, 'CAUSE WITHOUT A DIPLOMA, 107 00:05:00,668 --> 00:05:02,836 THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GONNA BE DOING. 108 00:05:04,872 --> 00:05:07,074 - SO WHEN DID YOU JOIN THE SERVICE INDUSTRY? 109 00:05:07,107 --> 00:05:10,678 - IN CASE YOU'VE FORGOTTEN, IT'S HOW I GOT MY START. 110 00:05:10,711 --> 00:05:13,080 - THE IRONMEN JUST LOST THEIR FIFTH IN A ROW. 111 00:05:13,113 --> 00:05:14,548 - I GUESS THEY'D SOONER GO STRAIGHT TO THE CELLAR 112 00:05:14,582 --> 00:05:16,417 THAN GAILY TO THE SUPER BOWL. 113 00:05:16,450 --> 00:05:18,752 - THEY'VE EVEN GOT MARKHAM IN THERE DOING LONG THROWS. 114 00:05:18,786 --> 00:05:20,688 - WITH THAT ARM? 115 00:05:20,721 --> 00:05:23,991 GOD, BY HALFTIME, HIS WRIST MUST'VE BEEN LIMPER THAN MINE. 116 00:05:24,024 --> 00:05:26,460 PLUS, HIS BUNS AREN'T AS CUTE AS YOURS. 117 00:05:36,470 --> 00:05:39,707 - UH, DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHOSE BAG THIS IS? 118 00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:42,576 UM... 119 00:05:42,610 --> 00:05:44,478 ANYONE LEAVE A BAG? 120 00:05:44,512 --> 00:05:45,479 - NO. 121 00:05:48,081 --> 00:05:49,049 - CARL? 122 00:05:49,082 --> 00:05:50,718 - DON'T PANIC. 123 00:05:50,751 --> 00:05:53,787 I'LL CALL THE BOMB SQUAD. EXCUSE ME, FOLKS. 124 00:05:53,821 --> 00:05:55,456 DOES ANYONE OWN THIS BAG? - HONEY, DON'T GO NEAR THAT. 125 00:05:55,489 --> 00:05:58,592 THERE COULD BE A BOMB IN THERE-- 126 00:05:58,626 --> 00:06:00,661 - [scoffs] 127 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:02,730 LET'S SEE. [bag unzips] 128 00:06:02,763 --> 00:06:04,465 THAT'S MY LUBE, 129 00:06:04,498 --> 00:06:06,600 MY BUTT-PLUG, MY POPPERS, 130 00:06:06,634 --> 00:06:08,402 THE LATEST ISSUE OF STAR. 131 00:06:08,436 --> 00:06:09,770 POOR JENNIFER. 132 00:06:09,803 --> 00:06:13,541 WILL SHE EVER FIND HAPPINESS WITHOUT BRAD? 133 00:06:13,574 --> 00:06:15,175 I SUPPOSE THE ONLY THING REMOTELY RESEMBLING A BOMB 134 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:18,879 IS THE DVD OF ALEXANDER I RENTED FROM THE VIDEO STORE. 135 00:06:18,912 --> 00:06:21,682 - BLACKENED CHICKEN CAESAR. - BYE-BYE. 136 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:23,083 - YEAH, I'LL TELL LINDSAY, 137 00:06:23,116 --> 00:06:25,619 AND WE'LL, UH, MAKE A TIME TO GET TOGETHER. 138 00:06:25,653 --> 00:06:27,788 OKAY. THANKS. 139 00:06:29,056 --> 00:06:31,792 - OH! [laughs] 140 00:06:31,825 --> 00:06:34,495 HONEY, WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT GETTING MOMMY WET? 141 00:06:34,528 --> 00:06:35,563 - [babbles] 142 00:06:35,596 --> 00:06:37,431 - DID YOU HAVE TO BUY HIM THAT? 143 00:06:37,465 --> 00:06:39,933 - IT'S ONLY WATER. THAT WAS JENNIFER. 144 00:06:39,967 --> 00:06:40,934 THERE'S A COUPLE INTERESTED IN THE HOUSE. 145 00:06:40,968 --> 00:06:42,169 - OH. 146 00:06:42,202 --> 00:06:44,938 - "OH," WHAT? - OH, NOTHING. 147 00:06:44,972 --> 00:06:47,575 - OH, HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS? - WELL, OF COURSE. 148 00:06:47,608 --> 00:06:49,777 BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN WE SHOULDN'T GO THROUGH WITH IT. 149 00:06:49,810 --> 00:06:52,045 - LISTEN, IT'S A BIG DECISION. 150 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:54,815 I WAS UP HALF THE NIGHT WORRYING ABOUT IT MYSELF. 151 00:06:54,848 --> 00:06:57,117 - OH, I THOUGHT IT WAS THE ENCHILADAS. 152 00:06:57,150 --> 00:06:59,052 - WHEN I LOOK AT OUR KIDS' FACES, 153 00:06:59,086 --> 00:07:00,688 I THINK, WHY SHOULD THEY GROW UP SOMEPLACE 154 00:07:00,721 --> 00:07:01,989 WHERE THEY'RE TOLD THEIR PARENTS ARE SICK? 155 00:07:02,022 --> 00:07:04,057 WHERE THEY'RE HURT AND HUMILIATED? 156 00:07:04,091 --> 00:07:05,593 THAT KIND OF PAIN IS INDELIBLE. 157 00:07:05,626 --> 00:07:07,127 YOU CAN NEVER WASH IT OFF. 158 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:11,532 - WE HAVE TO TALK TO BRIAN AND MICHAEL FIRST. 159 00:07:11,565 --> 00:07:14,201 - AH, I'M SURE BRIAN WON'T HAVE ANY PROBLEMS. 160 00:07:14,234 --> 00:07:16,003 - HE'LL PROBABLY SAY, "SO LONG, SONNY BOY, 161 00:07:16,036 --> 00:07:18,205 DON'T FORGET YOUR OLD DAD." 162 00:07:18,238 --> 00:07:19,206 - HMM. 163 00:07:19,239 --> 00:07:22,109 MICHAEL'S ANOTHER STORY. 164 00:07:25,178 --> 00:07:26,947 - IF ANYONE HAD ASKED ME, I WOULD'VE SAID 165 00:07:26,980 --> 00:07:29,883 I'D BE DOING BRITNEY AND WHOEVER'S WEDDING FIRST. 166 00:07:29,917 --> 00:07:31,218 - WELL, WE'LL BE SURE TO RECOMMEND YOU. 167 00:07:31,251 --> 00:07:32,686 - [chuckles] 168 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:34,087 NOW, I'VE GONE OVER YOUR WISH LIST, 169 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:36,557 AND EVERYTHING SEEMS FAIRLY CUT AND DRY... 170 00:07:36,590 --> 00:07:37,825 BUT FABULOUS, 171 00:07:37,858 --> 00:07:39,960 EXCEPT FOR THIS ONE LITTLE ITEM HERE. 172 00:07:39,993 --> 00:07:41,829 "GOLDEN GARDENIAS"? 173 00:07:41,862 --> 00:07:43,631 - THERE'S A CHINESE LEGEND THAT ONCE YOUR LOVER 174 00:07:43,664 --> 00:07:45,232 BREATHES THEM, THEN HE'LL LOVE YOU FOREVER. 175 00:07:45,265 --> 00:07:48,168 - OH, I'LL CALL THE FLORIST, ORDER A CRATE. 176 00:07:48,201 --> 00:07:50,003 - THEY ONLY GROW IN THE XISHUANGBANNA MOUNTAINS 177 00:07:50,037 --> 00:07:51,572 IN SOUTHERN CHINA. 178 00:07:51,605 --> 00:07:52,773 - HOW ABOUT SOME PETUNIAS 179 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:54,107 THAT ONLY GROW IN SOUTHERN PITTSBURGH? 180 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:56,143 - IF JUSTIN WANTS GOLDEN GARDENIAS... 181 00:07:56,176 --> 00:07:59,680 - ALL RIGHT, THEN HE'LL HAVE GOLDEN GARDENIAS. 182 00:08:01,882 --> 00:08:02,916 MICHAEL, 183 00:08:02,950 --> 00:08:05,018 LOOK AT YOU! YOU'RE UP. 184 00:08:05,052 --> 00:08:07,588 - AND OUT. - HOW ARE YOU FEELING? 185 00:08:07,621 --> 00:08:08,789 - THE DOCTOR SAYS I'LL LIVE, 186 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:11,058 PROVIDED I STAY AWAY FROM BOMBS. 187 00:08:11,091 --> 00:08:12,860 [both chuckle] 188 00:08:12,893 --> 00:08:14,595 - WE WERE JUST, UH, PLANNING 189 00:08:14,628 --> 00:08:16,730 THE, UH, TAYLOR-KINNEY NUPTIALS. 190 00:08:16,764 --> 00:08:18,532 - WELL, UH, DON'T LET ME DISTURB YOU. 191 00:08:18,566 --> 00:08:20,133 - OH, NO, ACTUALLY, I WAS JUST LEAVING. 192 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:21,769 FOR CHINA. 193 00:08:21,802 --> 00:08:24,772 IF YOU WOULD POINT ME IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION. 194 00:08:30,110 --> 00:08:32,012 - I GOT YOUR INVITATION. 195 00:08:32,045 --> 00:08:36,917 AFTER I NEARLY DIED A SECOND TIME FROM SHOCK, 196 00:08:36,950 --> 00:08:40,220 I DECIDED I'D COME DOWN AND SAY 197 00:08:40,253 --> 00:08:43,891 CONGRATULATIONS. 198 00:08:43,924 --> 00:08:46,627 - WELL, I FIGURE, IF IT MAKES JUSTIN HAPPY, WHAT THE HELL? 199 00:08:46,660 --> 00:08:49,029 - LIKE YOU'VE EVER DONE ANYTHING YOU DON'T WANT TO DO. 200 00:08:49,062 --> 00:08:51,231 - MM. 201 00:08:51,264 --> 00:08:53,033 WELL, AS YOU SO ELOQUENTLY PUT IT, 202 00:08:53,066 --> 00:08:55,302 I CAN'T GO ON BEING AN OVER-THE-HILL CLUB BOY FOREVER. 203 00:08:55,335 --> 00:08:57,104 - [chuckles] 204 00:08:57,137 --> 00:08:59,072 STILL, NO ONE MAKES A BETTER CASE 205 00:08:59,106 --> 00:09:01,942 FOR PERPETUAL IMMATURITY THAN YOU. 206 00:09:04,678 --> 00:09:06,980 LOOK, WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN US, 207 00:09:07,014 --> 00:09:10,317 I-I, UM, I JUST WANTED TO SAY... - FORGET IT. 208 00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:13,053 I BEHAVED LIKE AN ASSHOLE. 209 00:09:13,086 --> 00:09:15,555 YOU BEHAVED LIKE A BIGGER ONE. 210 00:09:18,125 --> 00:09:21,061 [sighs] 211 00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:22,996 SO... 212 00:09:24,765 --> 00:09:27,801 YOU WANT TO BE MY BEST MAN? 213 00:09:27,835 --> 00:09:29,069 - REALLY? 214 00:09:29,102 --> 00:09:32,706 - YOU'VE ALWAYS STOOD UP FOR ME. 215 00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:35,008 WHY SHOULD NOW BE ANY DIFFERENT? 216 00:09:36,109 --> 00:09:38,011 - [chuckles] 217 00:09:48,388 --> 00:09:50,123 HEY. 218 00:09:50,157 --> 00:09:51,825 YOU'RE A MARRIED MAN. 219 00:09:51,859 --> 00:09:53,794 - NOT QUITE YET. 220 00:09:57,998 --> 00:10:01,134 [Fire Season] 221 00:10:01,168 --> 00:10:02,703 [metal detector beeping] 222 00:10:02,736 --> 00:10:05,839 - * I WANT IT, I NEED IT * 223 00:10:05,873 --> 00:10:07,607 - [chuckles] 224 00:10:09,877 --> 00:10:11,912 - * I WANT IT, I NEED IT * 225 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,781 - [sighs] 226 00:10:13,814 --> 00:10:15,248 - * I FEEL IT 227 00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:18,118 * 228 00:10:18,151 --> 00:10:21,421 * THIS IS FIRE SEASON 229 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:25,125 * AND IT'S SO HOT 230 00:10:25,158 --> 00:10:28,195 - AH, ALWAYS THAT SECOND BALL THAT'S THE KILLER. 231 00:10:28,228 --> 00:10:30,030 - YEAH. 232 00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:31,765 CRANBERRY JUICE AND SPARKLING WATER. 233 00:10:31,799 --> 00:10:33,266 - COSMO. - COMING UP. 234 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:35,035 - WELL, THE TIMES-- THEY SURE ARE A-CHANGING. 235 00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:36,436 WHO'D EVER THOUGHT WE'D HAVE TO PASS 236 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,205 THROUGH A METAL DETECTOR TO GET INTO WOODY'S? 237 00:10:38,238 --> 00:10:40,407 - YEAH, OR THAT BRIAN KINNEY WOULD BE GETTING HITCHED. 238 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:41,441 - YEAH. 239 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:43,076 OR THAT I'D BE TURNING 35. 240 00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:45,746 IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. 241 00:10:45,779 --> 00:10:48,682 - THAT IS UNBELIEVABLE. 242 00:10:48,716 --> 00:10:52,185 - OKAY, 36. 243 00:10:52,219 --> 00:10:54,755 AND A HALF? 244 00:10:54,788 --> 00:10:55,789 ALL RIGHT, FINE, 39. 245 00:10:55,823 --> 00:10:57,290 ANYWAY, I'M THROWING MYSELF 246 00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:58,759 A LITTLE CELEBRATION DOWN AT TANGO. 247 00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:00,027 - [gasps] LOVE THAT PLACE. 248 00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:02,162 - IT'S GONNA BE, UH, YOU AND DREW, 249 00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:04,164 MICHAEL AND BEN, MEL AND LINZ, 250 00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:06,834 BRIAN AND JUSTIN. - MM. 251 00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:08,435 TEDDY. - WHAT? 252 00:11:08,468 --> 00:11:10,303 - WELL, IT'S-- IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, 253 00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:13,340 AND YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO'S ALL ALONE. 254 00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:14,942 - MAYBE NOT FOR LONG. 255 00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:17,444 - YOU MET SOMEONE? AGAIN? 256 00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:19,947 - NOT JUST "SOMEONE." THE ONE. 257 00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:22,182 EM, THIS TIME I THINK I'VE REALLY FOUND HIM. 258 00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:23,984 - TEDDY, TELL ME, TELL ME, TELL ME. 259 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:25,786 WHO? WHERE? WHEN? HOW? 260 00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:28,822 - WELL, I WAS SHARING AT AA, AND HE WAS SHARING AT AA. 261 00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:30,958 THEN WE HAD SOME COFFEE, THEN WE WENT BACK TO MY PLACE, 262 00:11:30,991 --> 00:11:32,492 AND WE SHARED A LITTLE MORE. 263 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:34,194 - AND HIS NAME? I NEED FACTS. 264 00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:35,863 HARD--HOPEFULLY-- FACTS. 265 00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:37,364 - HIS NAME IS TAD. 266 00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:39,366 - OH, MY GOD, THAT'S SO ADORABLE. 267 00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:41,334 TAD AND TED. TED AND TAD. 268 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,103 IT WAS MEANT TO BE. 269 00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:44,805 WHAT'S HE LOOK LIKE? I WANT AN EXACT DESCRIPTION. 270 00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:50,477 - UH, WELL, HE LOOKS, UH, EXACTLY LIKE, UM... 271 00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:55,415 - * I WANT IT, I NEED IT * 272 00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:58,518 - THAT. - HEY, HANDSOME. 273 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,020 - MMM. 274 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:02,222 OH. MMM. 275 00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:03,957 [chuckles] 276 00:12:03,991 --> 00:12:06,226 TAD, THIS IS EMMETT. EMMETT, THIS IS TAD. 277 00:12:06,259 --> 00:12:08,361 - HELLO, GORGEOUS. 278 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:10,097 - TED TALKS ABOUT YOU ALL THE TIME. 279 00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:11,865 - YEAH, WELL, IF IT CAN'T BE REPEATED, 280 00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:12,866 THEN IT'S TRUE. 281 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,367 [all chuckle] 282 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:15,969 - I'VE MISSED YOU. 283 00:12:16,003 --> 00:12:18,005 - IT'S ONLY BEEN A DAY. 284 00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:20,974 - FOR A MONARCH BUTTERFLY, THAT'S AN ENTIRE LIFETIME. 285 00:12:21,008 --> 00:12:23,010 - AWW. 286 00:12:23,043 --> 00:12:25,145 MMM. 287 00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:28,849 - TOP-OF-THE-LINE APPLIANCES, 288 00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:32,152 HARDWOOD FLOORS, 18-FOOT CEILINGS. 289 00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:35,255 THERE'S NOT ANOTHER LOFT LIKE IT IN PITTSBURGH. 290 00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:36,523 - YEAH, I KNOW. 291 00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:38,391 I'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE. 292 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:41,428 - EVERYONE I SHOW IT TO HAS BEEN HERE BEFORE. 293 00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:43,530 UM... [clears throat] 294 00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:45,933 HERE'S A TEAR SHEET. IT'S GOT ALL THE DETAILS. 295 00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:47,300 JUST, UM, 296 00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:50,303 GIVE ME A CALL IF YOU'RE INTERESTED. 297 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,140 - MIND GIVING ME THE TOUR? 298 00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:55,142 - WELL, I WAS JUST ABOUT TO LOCK UP. 299 00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:57,177 I'M SURE YOU CAN FIND YOUR WAY AROUND. 300 00:12:57,210 --> 00:13:00,413 - MOM...WAIT. 301 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:02,950 - I'M REALLY BUSY. I'M IN A HURRY. 302 00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:07,320 WHAT'S THIS? 303 00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:10,457 [opening envelope] 304 00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:25,172 OH, HONEY. 305 00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:29,042 THAT'S... THAT'S... 306 00:13:29,076 --> 00:13:30,443 - [chuckles] 307 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:32,345 - THAT'S JUST... 308 00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:36,449 - UNBELIEVABLE? I KNOW. 309 00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:38,351 [both laugh] 310 00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:40,320 THAT SEEMS TO BE THE GENERAL CONSENSUS. 311 00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:44,057 - [laughs] 312 00:13:44,091 --> 00:13:46,493 - AND BY THE WAY, IT'S FOR TWO, SO BRING ANYONE YOU'D LIKE. 313 00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:50,497 - ANYONE? - YES. 314 00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:54,334 - ALL RIGHT. 315 00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:55,635 [chuckles] 316 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:58,338 OH, BUT I-I HAVE ONE CONDITION. 317 00:13:58,371 --> 00:14:00,340 - I PROMISE I WON'T MAKE ANY RUDE REFERENCES 318 00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:01,641 TO HIS AGE. OR YOURS. 319 00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,343 - YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT YOU WON'T, 320 00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:06,346 BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY. 321 00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:08,949 I GET THE FIRST DANCE. AFTER BRIAN. 322 00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:11,118 - EH, YEAH, NO FUCKING WAY. - [laughs] 323 00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:14,154 I DON'T CARE IF IT'S CORNY. 324 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:16,156 THE LAST TIME WE DANCED WAS... 325 00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:17,290 YOUR COUSIN JOANNE'S WEDDING. 326 00:14:17,324 --> 00:14:18,491 - I WAS SIX. 327 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,093 - STILL REMEMBER HOW TO FOX-TROT? 328 00:14:20,127 --> 00:14:22,162 - NO. - [laughs] SURE, YOU DO. 329 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,031 - NO, I DON'T. - SURE, YOU DO. COME ON. 330 00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:25,565 - NO. - COME ON! 331 00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:28,001 COME ON. 332 00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:29,002 - MOM. 333 00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:30,670 - [laughs] 334 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:31,671 - OOH. 335 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,873 - WELL... 336 00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:39,379 [chuckles] 337 00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:41,448 WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? 338 00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:45,285 NEVER TOO BIG TO DANCE WITH YOUR MOM. 339 00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:48,421 - HMM. 340 00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:49,990 - THE OWNER OF THE IRONMEN CALLED. 341 00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:51,258 HE WANTS ME TO COME BACK. 342 00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:53,193 - WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME HE REALIZED 343 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:54,995 THAT WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP IS MORE IMPORTANT 344 00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:58,065 THAN WHO YOU'RE FUCKING, EVEN IF IT IS ME. 345 00:14:58,098 --> 00:15:00,300 - I JUST HOPE MY TEAMMATES FEEL THE SAME WAY. 346 00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:03,670 - DON'T WORRY ABOUT THEM. JUST DO WHAT YOU DO BEST. 347 00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:05,605 WELL, SECOND BEST. 348 00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:09,609 - EMMETT, THANKS. 349 00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:11,311 - FOR WHAT? 350 00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:13,446 - BEING THERE, HELPING ME. 351 00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:17,550 - ALL I DID WAS LEND A LITTLE BACKFIELD SUPPORT. 352 00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,052 IT'S YOUR VICTORY. 353 00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:21,454 YOUR...TOUCHDOWN. 354 00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:24,557 - FIRST ONE'S FOR YOU. 355 00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:26,459 - HMM. 356 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:33,366 - TRY ONE OF THE LACE COOKIES. 357 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:34,601 - DEPENDS ON WHAT THEY'RE LACED WITH. 358 00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:36,036 - HOW'S MY DARLING LITTLE DAUGHTER? 359 00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:37,604 - GORGEOUS AS EVER. 360 00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:39,706 - YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M GONNA GO GIVE HER A SQUEEZE. 361 00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:41,341 - OH, BEFORE YOU DO, UH, 362 00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:43,443 THERE'S SOMETHING WE NEED TO DISCUSS, 363 00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:46,479 UH, WITH BOTH OF YOU. 364 00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:51,118 - HOMEMADE COOKIES. 365 00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:54,721 WE MUST BE IN TROUBLE. 366 00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:56,689 - I, UM... 367 00:15:58,391 --> 00:16:01,094 I DON'T QUITE KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU THIS. 368 00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:02,095 - I DO. 369 00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:03,997 UH, LINZ AND I TALKED IT OVER, 370 00:16:04,031 --> 00:16:05,765 AND WE DECIDED WE WANT TO MOVE. 371 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:08,201 - WHAT, THE PLACE GETTING TOO TIGHT FOR THE FOUR OF YOU? 372 00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:09,769 HEADING OFF TO THE SUBURBS? 373 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:12,772 - I SUPPOSE YOU COULD THINK OF IT AS THAT. 374 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:15,375 - WE WANT TO MOVE TO CANADA. 375 00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:23,750 - TO TORONTO. 376 00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:25,618 IT'S NOT REALLY VERY FAR. 377 00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:28,121 - HELL, YOU EVEN BICYCLED THERE. 378 00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:30,357 - FLYING TIME, IT'S ONLY 45 MINUTES. 379 00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:32,359 - IT'S STILL A FOREIGN COUNTRY. 380 00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:33,526 - WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE UZBEKISTAN 381 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:36,229 OR THE EMIRATE OF QATAR. 382 00:16:36,263 --> 00:16:37,630 - ARE THOSE REAL PLACES? 383 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:40,100 - HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW? 384 00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:41,634 - BUT WHY WOULD YOU? UH... 385 00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:44,504 - I THOUGHT MY MARRYING JUSTIN WAS A BIG SHOCKEROO. 386 00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:48,441 - THE POINT IS, WE NO LONGER FEEL SAFE HERE. 387 00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:51,444 - OR EVEN WELCOME IN OUR OWN COUNTRY. 388 00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:52,679 AT LEAST THERE, WE WON'T BE TREATED 389 00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:54,114 LIKE SECOND-CLASS CITIZENS. 390 00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:55,382 I MEAN, MAKE THAT THIRD-CLASS 391 00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:57,650 IF PROPOSITION 14 PASSES. 392 00:16:57,684 --> 00:17:02,055 - YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT TAKING J.R. AND GUS. 393 00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:04,257 - THAT'S WHY BEFORE WE DO ANYTHING, 394 00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:06,293 WE WANT YOUR APPROVAL. 395 00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:11,398 YOUR BLESSING. 396 00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:14,301 - OTHERWISE WE DON'T GO. 397 00:17:20,307 --> 00:17:23,143 [jazz music] 398 00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:24,411 - GOOD EVENING. - HI, HOW ARE YOU? 399 00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:26,446 YEAH, UH, TABLE FOR SCHMIDT. - UH, YES. 400 00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:28,448 - OKAY. THANKS. 401 00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:32,585 * 402 00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:33,853 I'M SO SORRY I'M LATE. 403 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,855 - IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT? - MMM. 404 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,190 OH, JUST CRAZY HECTIC. 405 00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:38,691 - YEAH, I WAS CONCERNED. 406 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,227 I LEFT YOU THREE MESSAGES. 407 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:41,594 YOU DIDN'T CALL BACK. - I'M SORRY. 408 00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:44,497 I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TIME TO CHECK MY CELL. 409 00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:46,333 YEP, THREE MESSAGES. 410 00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:48,601 SO WHAT'S SO URGENT? 411 00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:51,471 - WHY DON'T YOU LISTEN? 412 00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:53,473 - OKAY. 413 00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:04,217 "I LOVE YOU." 414 00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:09,756 "I LOVE YOU." 415 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:17,397 "I LOVE YOU." 416 00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:20,633 WELL, I HAVE A MESSAGE FOR YOU. 417 00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:22,335 THANK YOU FOR LOVING ME. 418 00:18:22,369 --> 00:18:24,871 - YOU'RE VERY WELCOME. 419 00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:26,906 - AND FOR BEING CONCERNED. 420 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:29,108 - ANY TIME. 421 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:34,614 WHAT? 422 00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:35,682 DO I HAVE A ZIT? 423 00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:37,750 - [chuckles] 424 00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:38,751 - IS THERE SOMETHING CAUGHT IN MY TEETH? 425 00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:41,621 - NO. 426 00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:44,824 - THEN... WHY ARE YOU STARING? 427 00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:48,628 - I'M JUST LOOKING. 428 00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:51,531 - FOR ANYTHING IN PARTICULAR? 429 00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:53,500 - THE IMPERFECTION. 430 00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:55,435 - OH. 431 00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:57,904 THERE ARE PLENTY, BELIEVE ME. 432 00:18:57,937 --> 00:19:01,508 - I DON'T SEE ANY. 433 00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:03,510 - IT'S THE LIGHTING. TRUST ME, THEY'RE THERE. 434 00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:05,712 - [chuckles] 435 00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:08,815 I HAVE A FEW MYSELF. 436 00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:13,253 - I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. 437 00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:15,722 I'LL OVERLOOK YOURS IF YOU OVERLOOK MINE. 438 00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:21,461 - DEAL. [chuckles] 439 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,430 LET'S EAT. 440 00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:28,801 - I'VE BEEN FAIR. I'VE BEEN MORE THAN FAIR. 441 00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:31,871 EVEN GAVE UP MY CUSTODY UNTIL SHE'S MUCH OLDER. 442 00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:33,840 THIS IS GOING TOO FAR. 443 00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:37,944 - THIS SHIT'S REALLY MELLOW. 444 00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:39,879 TRY SOME. 445 00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:46,719 - I MEAN, THERE'S ONLY SO FAR YOU CAN BEND BEFORE YOU BREAK. 446 00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:48,488 - [laughs] 447 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,557 I LIKE THAT ONE. 448 00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:52,625 DID YOU JUST MAKE THAT UP? 449 00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:55,728 - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE OKAY WITH THIS. 450 00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:58,898 - THE WAY I FIGURE, IT'S JUST A FREE TRIP TO RIO. 451 00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:01,301 - HOW DO YOU FIGURE THAT? 452 00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:03,570 ALL THOSE FREQUENT-FLIER MILES. 453 00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:04,871 - YEAH, LIKE I CAN SEE YOU ON A PLANE 454 00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:07,006 EVERY WEEKEND TO TORONTO. 455 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:09,576 - [sighs] NO. 456 00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:12,345 BUT I CAN SEE YOU. 457 00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:14,981 LIKE THEY SAID, IT'S JUST A HOP, SKIP, AND A JUMP. 458 00:20:15,014 --> 00:20:18,485 - I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS. 459 00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:20,787 - FINE. LET'S TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE. 460 00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:25,325 PSHH. 461 00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:29,396 WHAT SHOULD I WEAR TO MY WEDDING? 462 00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:31,464 MY MOM WANTS ME TO WEAR THE GOWN SHE WORE, 463 00:20:31,498 --> 00:20:32,899 BUT... 464 00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:35,502 LET'S FACE IT, SHE NEVER HAD MUCH LUCK. 465 00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:38,004 - IT REALLY WOULDN'T BOTHER YOU, WOULD IT, IF THEY MOVED AWAY? 466 00:20:38,037 --> 00:20:41,408 IF YOU NEVER SAW YOUR SON AGAIN. 467 00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:43,910 - HE'S WITH HIS TWO MOMS. 468 00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:46,779 THEY'RE BACK TOGETHER AGAIN. 469 00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:48,781 ONE BIG, HAPPY FAMILY. 470 00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:55,455 [sighs] 471 00:20:57,990 --> 00:20:59,292 SO EVEN IF IT WILL CAUSE ME 472 00:20:59,326 --> 00:21:01,361 A MOMENTARY TWINGE OF REGRET 473 00:21:01,394 --> 00:21:05,798 ON THE RARE OCCASION THAT I THINK OF HIM... 474 00:21:05,832 --> 00:21:07,800 I'D SAY, 475 00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:09,769 HE'LL BE BETTER OFF. 476 00:21:09,802 --> 00:21:13,706 - YEAH, WELL, YOU WERE NEVER MUCH IN HIS LIFE, ANYWAY. 477 00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:20,413 - NO, I NEVER WAS. 478 00:21:25,084 --> 00:21:28,988 [indistinct chatter] 479 00:21:38,565 --> 00:21:40,667 - HOW GOOD WAS THAT? 480 00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:43,069 I JUST LOVE DREW. [chuckles] ALL RIGHT. 481 00:21:43,102 --> 00:21:44,437 [laughs] 482 00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:46,539 - CONGRATULATIONS, BABY! - THANKS. 483 00:21:46,573 --> 00:21:49,342 - FIRST WIN IN WEEKS, THANKS TO YOU. 484 00:21:49,376 --> 00:21:50,677 - THAT WAS SOME GAME. 485 00:21:50,710 --> 00:21:52,612 GOSH, YOU WERE ABSOLUTELY... - AWESOME, DUDE! 486 00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:54,414 - I REALLY APPRECIATE YOU GUYS COMING TO CHEER ME ON. 487 00:21:54,447 --> 00:21:55,948 - ARE YOU KIDDING? 488 00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:58,017 EVEN AN AB FAB MARATHON WOULDN'T KEEP ME AWAY. 489 00:21:58,050 --> 00:21:59,952 OH, WAIT, HONEY, LAST THING YOU NEED 490 00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:00,953 IS TO GO OUT THERE WITH LIPSTICK ON. 491 00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:02,455 [laughter] 492 00:22:02,489 --> 00:22:03,856 - WHEN YOU SCORED THE WINNING TOUCHDOWN, 493 00:22:03,890 --> 00:22:05,425 THE FANS WENT NUTS. 494 00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:06,893 - YEAH, EXCEPT FOR A COUPLE NAME-CALLERS. 495 00:22:06,926 --> 00:22:08,495 BUT DEB TOLD THEM TO SHUT THE FUCK UP, 496 00:22:08,528 --> 00:22:10,497 OR SHE'D SHOVE THEIR BUDWEISERS UP THEIR BUTTS. 497 00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:12,432 - HA! AND THAT IS A DIRECT QUOTE. 498 00:22:12,465 --> 00:22:13,833 - [laughs] THAT'S GREAT. 499 00:22:13,866 --> 00:22:15,835 - SO YOU CATCH THAT GUY WITH BOYD? 500 00:22:15,868 --> 00:22:16,903 - OH, YOU MEAN HIS TIGHT END? 501 00:22:16,936 --> 00:22:19,472 [laughter] 502 00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:20,473 - EXCUSE ME? 503 00:22:20,507 --> 00:22:24,611 - JUST LET IT GO. 504 00:22:24,644 --> 00:22:27,714 - IF YOU GUYS WANT TO CONTINUE YOUR FIVE-GAME LOSING STREAK, 505 00:22:27,747 --> 00:22:29,782 I CAN PLAY FOR ANOTHER TEAM. 506 00:22:29,816 --> 00:22:31,484 I'M SURE THEY WOULDN'T MIND WINNING. 507 00:22:31,518 --> 00:22:32,985 IF YOU WANT A SHOT AT THE SUPER BOWL, 508 00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:34,887 NOT TO MENTION ALL THE BONUSES 509 00:22:34,921 --> 00:22:37,123 AND ENDORSEMENTS AND PERKS, 510 00:22:37,156 --> 00:22:40,927 I SUGGEST YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTHS SHUT. 511 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:42,729 - [sighs] SORRY, DREW. 512 00:22:42,762 --> 00:22:44,864 - IT WAS JUST A JOKE. 513 00:22:44,897 --> 00:22:45,865 - GREAT GAME. 514 00:22:45,898 --> 00:22:48,868 - YEAH, GREAT GAME. 515 00:22:48,901 --> 00:22:49,936 - DREW, PHIL JENSON, 516 00:22:49,969 --> 00:22:51,170 CHANNEL 5 NEWS. - AWESOME, DUDE. 517 00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:52,472 - DO YOU THINK YOUR PERFORMANCE TONIGHT 518 00:22:52,505 --> 00:22:54,441 WILL PUT TO BED ANY RUMORS... 519 00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:02,915 - I LIKE THE MINIMALIST DIRECTION YOUR WORK'S TAKING. 520 00:23:02,949 --> 00:23:04,417 - [chuckles] 521 00:23:04,451 --> 00:23:06,953 LUCKILY, YOU'RE NOT AN ART CRITIC. 522 00:23:06,986 --> 00:23:09,956 IT'S THE SEATING CHART FOR OUR WEDDING DINNER. 523 00:23:09,989 --> 00:23:12,158 - OH. 524 00:23:12,191 --> 00:23:15,662 - HOMO, LESBIAN, HOMO, LESBIAN, 525 00:23:15,695 --> 00:23:18,197 HOMO, LESBIAN. 526 00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:21,033 I HOPE MEL AND LINZ DON'T LEAVE TOWN BEFORE THE WEDDING. 527 00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:24,504 IT'LL FUCK UP MY ENTIRE SEATING ARRANGEMENT. 528 00:23:24,537 --> 00:23:27,540 - SOMETHING TELLS ME THEY'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 529 00:23:29,676 --> 00:23:31,644 POPE MICHAEL IS NEVER 530 00:23:31,678 --> 00:23:33,780 GONNA GIVE HIS BLESSING. 531 00:23:33,813 --> 00:23:36,048 - I'D HATE NOT SEEING THEM. 532 00:23:36,082 --> 00:23:38,685 OR THE KIDS, ESPECIALLY GUS. 533 00:23:39,986 --> 00:23:41,187 I WAS THERE THE NIGHT HE WAS BORN. 534 00:23:41,220 --> 00:23:43,189 I EVEN NAMED HIM. 535 00:23:43,222 --> 00:23:45,191 - I FORGOT ABOUT THAT. - I'M NOT SURPRISED. 536 00:23:45,224 --> 00:23:47,994 YOU WERE STONED OUT OF YOUR MIND. 537 00:23:50,162 --> 00:23:51,698 - AND YET I HAVE A VIVID MEMORY 538 00:23:51,731 --> 00:23:52,932 OF THE SUBSEQUENT EVENTS. 539 00:23:52,965 --> 00:23:55,568 - [chuckles] I'M SURE YOU DO. 540 00:24:00,139 --> 00:24:02,441 - WHAT THE FUCK? 541 00:24:03,976 --> 00:24:06,846 IT'S THEIR LIVES. 542 00:24:06,879 --> 00:24:09,015 IT'S THEIR DECISION. 543 00:24:09,048 --> 00:24:11,083 - YOU KNOW, YOU AMAZE ME. 544 00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:14,253 HE'S YOUR SON, AND YOU'RE ACTING LIKE YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT. 545 00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:18,257 - THEY'RE HIS PARENTS, NOT ME. I'M JUST... 546 00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:22,161 - AN UNCREDITED GUEST APPEARANCE, I KNOW. 547 00:24:22,194 --> 00:24:24,831 YOU SHOULD GIVE YOURSELF MORE CREDIT. 548 00:24:24,864 --> 00:24:26,232 I SEE HOW YOU ARE WHEN YOU'RE WITH HIM. 549 00:24:26,265 --> 00:24:28,768 IT'S LIKE NOBODY ELSE ON EARTH EXISTS. 550 00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:30,236 AND WHEN HE LOOKS AT YOU... 551 00:24:30,269 --> 00:24:32,271 - YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD SEAT 552 00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:34,273 YOUR MOM'S BOYFRIEND NEXT TO DEBBIE, 553 00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:36,976 UNLESS YOU'RE TRYING TO SCARE HIM AWAY. 554 00:24:37,009 --> 00:24:39,979 - WILL YOU LISTEN TO ME? ARE YOU LISTENING? 555 00:24:40,012 --> 00:24:42,248 - YEAH, I'M LISTENING. 556 00:24:42,281 --> 00:24:43,650 - YOU'RE NOT YOUR FATHER. 557 00:24:43,683 --> 00:24:46,285 YOU LOVE YOUR SON. 558 00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:49,622 NOW, WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE FOR YOU TO ADMIT IT, ANOTHER BOMB? 559 00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:58,898 - I'M GONNA GO TAKE A SHOWER. 560 00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:04,737 - YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT BAGS LEFT UNATTENDED. 561 00:25:04,771 --> 00:25:07,073 WELL, I THOUGHT THEY WERE GONNA BLOW UP THE FUCKING DINER. 562 00:25:07,106 --> 00:25:08,875 SHOWS HOW PARANOID YOU CAN GET. 563 00:25:08,908 --> 00:25:10,610 ANY MORE ZITI FOR ANYONE? MICHAEL? 564 00:25:10,643 --> 00:25:12,044 - NO, THANKS. 565 00:25:12,078 --> 00:25:14,547 - YOU DID THE RIGHT THING, SWEETHEART. 566 00:25:14,581 --> 00:25:16,282 UNTIL WE CATCH WHOEVER PLANTED THAT BOMB, 567 00:25:16,315 --> 00:25:18,017 YOU CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL. 568 00:25:18,050 --> 00:25:19,886 - IT'S NO WONDER MEL AND LINZ WANT TO MOVE AWAY. 569 00:25:19,919 --> 00:25:21,220 - WELL, I DON'T CARE WHAT THE REASON IS. 570 00:25:21,253 --> 00:25:23,089 YOU DON'T SPLIT UP FAMILY. 571 00:25:23,122 --> 00:25:25,758 AND THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO THAT. PERIOD. 572 00:25:25,792 --> 00:25:27,059 HEY! 573 00:25:27,093 --> 00:25:28,695 WE DON'T GRAB IN THIS HOUSE. 574 00:25:28,728 --> 00:25:30,563 WE STAND UP, 575 00:25:30,597 --> 00:25:33,199 BEND OVER, AND REACH. 576 00:25:35,935 --> 00:25:38,170 - ARE YOU SAYING YOU THINK IT'S OKAY IF THEY TAKE J.R.? 577 00:25:38,204 --> 00:25:40,306 - NO, NO. 578 00:25:40,339 --> 00:25:42,308 BUT CONSIDERING WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS COUNTRY... 579 00:25:42,341 --> 00:25:43,576 - AT THE RISK 580 00:25:43,610 --> 00:25:45,978 OF SOUNDING UNPOPULAR, 581 00:25:46,012 --> 00:25:47,179 IT'S NOT THAT BAD. 582 00:25:47,213 --> 00:25:50,817 - YEAH, FOR YOU. YOU'RE NOT GAY. 583 00:25:50,850 --> 00:25:54,954 - I DON'T SEE WHERE YOU GUYS GOT SUCH A RAW DEAL EITHER. 584 00:25:54,987 --> 00:25:57,089 - TELL THAT TO THE FAMILIES OF THE PEOPLE WHO WERE KILLED. 585 00:25:57,123 --> 00:25:59,926 IF MICHAEL HADN'T BEEN SO LUCKY, I'M SURE YOU'D FEEL DIFFERENT. 586 00:25:59,959 --> 00:26:01,794 - I'M NOT SAYING YOU DON'T HAVE A REASON TO BE CONCERNED. 587 00:26:01,828 --> 00:26:05,197 IF I WAS GAY AND I HAD KIDS, I'D BE WORRIED TOO. 588 00:26:05,231 --> 00:26:08,234 BUT YOU GOTTA HAVE FAITH. 589 00:26:08,267 --> 00:26:10,369 THE WIND CHANGES, THE TIDE TURNS. 590 00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:12,238 - WHILE YOU'RE WAITING FOR THE WIND AND THE TIDE, 591 00:26:12,271 --> 00:26:14,941 I SAY YOU'VE GOTTA STAND UP FOR YOURSELF, LIKE DREW DID. 592 00:26:14,974 --> 00:26:16,208 THAT WAS TOTALLY AWESOME. 593 00:26:16,242 --> 00:26:17,810 - WELL, IF IT'S SO TOTALLY AWESOME, 594 00:26:17,844 --> 00:26:19,011 MAYBE YOU COULD TAKE A LESSON. 595 00:26:19,045 --> 00:26:20,747 - TOO SKINNY TO PLAY FOOTBALL. 596 00:26:20,780 --> 00:26:22,849 - YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 597 00:26:22,882 --> 00:26:24,083 CARL, HONEY, THERE'S A CHICKEN BREAST 598 00:26:24,116 --> 00:26:26,986 RIGHT HERE WITH YOUR NAME ON IT. 599 00:26:28,655 --> 00:26:30,690 - BABY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 600 00:26:30,723 --> 00:26:32,959 - YOU'RE AWFUL QUIET, SWEETHEART. 601 00:26:32,992 --> 00:26:34,360 IF YOU'RE TIRED, WHY DON'T YOU GO UPSTAIRS 602 00:26:34,393 --> 00:26:36,696 AND LIE DOWN? - IT'S OKAY, MA. UM... 603 00:26:36,729 --> 00:26:38,631 [clears throat] I'M FINE. 604 00:26:41,901 --> 00:26:44,303 - OKAY, WHO'S READY FOR ICE CREAM? 605 00:26:44,336 --> 00:26:47,740 [rock music] 606 00:26:47,774 --> 00:26:49,842 - REMEMBER THAT CRITIC FROM ART FORUM, 607 00:26:49,876 --> 00:26:51,744 THE ONE YOU THOUGHT WAS THAT OTHER C-WORD? 608 00:26:51,778 --> 00:26:52,745 - [chuckles] 609 00:26:52,779 --> 00:26:54,113 SIMON WHAT'S-HIS-NAME? 610 00:26:54,146 --> 00:26:57,149 - HE WROTE AN ENTIRE ARTICLE ABOUT YOU. 611 00:26:59,018 --> 00:27:00,419 - SO? 612 00:27:00,452 --> 00:27:03,990 - SO DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH BUZZ THIS HAS CREATED? 613 00:27:04,023 --> 00:27:04,991 I MEAN, I'M ALREADY GETTING CALLS 614 00:27:05,024 --> 00:27:06,058 FROM GALLERIES, COLLECTORS. 615 00:27:06,092 --> 00:27:08,795 - THAT'S NICE. 616 00:27:08,828 --> 00:27:11,197 - NICE. 617 00:27:11,230 --> 00:27:13,933 ARTISTS WORK FOR YEARS, THEIR ENTIRE LIVES, 618 00:27:13,966 --> 00:27:16,135 AND NEVER GET THIS KIND OF ATTENTION. 619 00:27:16,168 --> 00:27:17,670 CRITICS ARE RAVING ABOUT YOU. 620 00:27:17,704 --> 00:27:19,872 PEOPLE WANT TO BUY YOUR WORK. 621 00:27:19,906 --> 00:27:20,873 - GREAT. 622 00:27:20,907 --> 00:27:23,943 YOU CAN SELL IT TO THEM. 623 00:27:23,976 --> 00:27:25,878 - WELL, THAT'S TRUE, I COULD. 624 00:27:25,912 --> 00:27:28,414 BUT THIS IS A CHANCE FOR YOU TO MOVE UP. 625 00:27:28,447 --> 00:27:29,882 TAKE THE NEXT STEP. 626 00:27:29,916 --> 00:27:31,751 - WHERE? 627 00:27:31,784 --> 00:27:33,019 - NEW YORK. 628 00:27:33,052 --> 00:27:34,754 - [laughs] - NO, I'M SERIOUS. 629 00:27:34,787 --> 00:27:35,955 IT'S THE CENTER OF THE ART WORLD. 630 00:27:35,988 --> 00:27:37,289 - YEAH, I KNOW. 631 00:27:37,323 --> 00:27:39,225 IF I CAN MAKE IT THERE, I CAN MAKE IT ANYWHERE. 632 00:27:39,258 --> 00:27:40,693 - YOU'VE PRACTICALLY MADE IT ALREADY. 633 00:27:40,727 --> 00:27:42,161 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO NOW IS SHOW UP. 634 00:27:42,194 --> 00:27:45,698 - I CAN PAINT IN PITTSBURGH. 635 00:27:45,732 --> 00:27:47,466 - YOU THINK WARHOL WOULD HAVE BECOME WARHOL 636 00:27:47,499 --> 00:27:49,168 IF HE'D STAYED HERE? 637 00:27:49,201 --> 00:27:51,170 - IF IT'S SO IMPORTANT, WHY DIDN'T YOU GO? 638 00:27:51,203 --> 00:27:53,940 - BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE YOUR TALENT. 639 00:27:53,973 --> 00:27:55,842 - [sighs] 640 00:27:55,875 --> 00:27:57,844 I KNOW HOW MUCH THIS MEANS TO YOU, 641 00:27:57,877 --> 00:27:58,978 HOW MUCH YOU BELIEVE IN ME. 642 00:27:59,011 --> 00:28:01,047 YOU ALWAYS HAVE. 643 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:04,450 BUT NEW YORK ISN'T MY OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME. 644 00:28:04,483 --> 00:28:06,185 BRIAN IS. 645 00:28:06,218 --> 00:28:11,190 * 646 00:28:11,223 --> 00:28:14,460 [overlapping chatter] 647 00:28:14,493 --> 00:28:17,463 [One of a Kind (Remix)] 648 00:28:17,496 --> 00:28:25,437 * 649 00:28:44,423 --> 00:28:46,826 - FEEL THE "THUMPA-THUMPA"? 650 00:28:46,859 --> 00:28:48,527 - YEAH. 651 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:50,863 WHAT'S THE "THUMPA-THUMPA"? 652 00:28:50,897 --> 00:28:53,399 - YOU KNOW, IT'S THE GAY PULSE 653 00:28:53,432 --> 00:28:56,402 THAT KEEPS ON BEATING NO MATTER WHAT. 654 00:28:58,270 --> 00:28:59,405 - I CAN FEEL IT. 655 00:28:59,438 --> 00:29:02,108 - YEAH, SO CAN I. 656 00:29:02,141 --> 00:29:03,442 * 657 00:29:03,475 --> 00:29:07,379 - * IN WHO YOU REALLY ARE INSIDE * 658 00:29:07,413 --> 00:29:09,982 * DON'T HIDE 659 00:29:10,016 --> 00:29:13,052 * MAKE THE WORLD TO SEE 660 00:29:13,085 --> 00:29:14,453 * WHO YOU'RE MEANT TO BE 661 00:29:14,486 --> 00:29:17,056 * TAKE PRIDE 662 00:29:17,089 --> 00:29:19,125 * SPREAD THE NEWS ALL FAR AND WIDE * 663 00:29:19,158 --> 00:29:21,160 - IT CAN BE DISCONCERTING AT FIRST, 664 00:29:21,193 --> 00:29:22,795 BEING THE OBJECT OF DESIRE. 665 00:29:22,829 --> 00:29:25,331 BUT YOU'LL GET USED TO IT. 666 00:29:25,364 --> 00:29:28,267 I DID. 667 00:29:28,300 --> 00:29:29,869 - HOW ABOUT A DRINK? 668 00:29:29,902 --> 00:29:32,538 - OOH, COSMO, PLEASE. - THAT GIRLY DRINK? 669 00:29:32,571 --> 00:29:35,341 HAVE SOMETHING THAT PUTS HAIR ON YOUR CHEST. 670 00:29:35,374 --> 00:29:38,077 - WHY? I'LL JUST HAVE TO SHAVE IT. 671 00:29:38,110 --> 00:29:42,815 * 672 00:29:42,849 --> 00:29:45,885 - * WALK PROUD, SHOUT OUT LOUD * 673 00:29:45,918 --> 00:29:47,954 * DEEP INSIDE 674 00:29:47,987 --> 00:29:49,889 * TAKE PRIDE 675 00:29:49,922 --> 00:29:52,458 * WALK PROUD, SHOUT OUT LOUD * 676 00:29:52,491 --> 00:29:54,560 * DEEP INSIDE 677 00:29:54,593 --> 00:29:56,929 * TAKE PRIDE 678 00:29:56,963 --> 00:29:59,098 - IT'S ROMEO AND JULIET. 679 00:29:59,131 --> 00:30:01,567 - [chuckles] 680 00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:03,469 WHO GETS TO BE ROMEO, AND WHO GETS TO BE JULIET? 681 00:30:03,502 --> 00:30:05,071 - YOU CAN TAKE TURNS BEING JULIET. 682 00:30:05,104 --> 00:30:06,305 - YOU HERE ALONE? 683 00:30:06,338 --> 00:30:08,975 - I'M WITH MY DREWSIE. 684 00:30:09,008 --> 00:30:11,911 HIS TEAM WON TODAY, THANKS TO HIS DIVINE TOUCHDOWN. 685 00:30:11,944 --> 00:30:14,246 - I LOVE HOW YOU'VE ADAPTED YOUR INIMITABLE STYLE 686 00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:15,982 TO THE MANLY GAME OF FOOTBALL. 687 00:30:16,015 --> 00:30:17,049 SO YOU'RE HERE CELEBRATING? 688 00:30:17,083 --> 00:30:18,517 - YEAH. 689 00:30:18,550 --> 00:30:20,186 IT'S HIS FIRST TIME IN A GAY CLUB, 690 00:30:20,219 --> 00:30:22,989 SO HE'S FEELING A LITTLE INTIMIDATED--POOR BABY. 691 00:30:26,358 --> 00:30:28,861 YOU KNOW WHAT, I BETTER GO SAVE MY LOST LAMB 692 00:30:28,895 --> 00:30:30,229 FROM THE WOLVES. TA. 693 00:30:30,262 --> 00:30:33,132 - TA. 694 00:30:33,165 --> 00:30:35,267 EM'S GREAT, ISN'T HE? 695 00:30:35,301 --> 00:30:37,203 - HE'S QUITE A CHARACTER. 696 00:30:37,236 --> 00:30:39,371 - YES, HIS FLAME BURNS BRIGHT. 697 00:30:39,405 --> 00:30:41,340 BUT DON'T LET THAT FOOL YOU. 698 00:30:41,373 --> 00:30:43,409 IF IT WEREN'T FOR HIM... 699 00:30:46,145 --> 00:30:47,479 I WOULDN'T BE HERE WITH YOU TONIGHT. 700 00:30:47,513 --> 00:30:49,481 - I'D LIKE TO GET TO KNOW HIM. 701 00:30:49,515 --> 00:30:51,350 - I'D LIKE YOU TO KNOW ALL MY FRIENDS, 702 00:30:51,383 --> 00:30:53,886 MICHAEL, BEN... 703 00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:56,355 EVEN BRIAN. OH, AND YOU WILL. 704 00:30:56,388 --> 00:30:57,623 THEY'LL ALL BE AT MY BIRTHDAY BASH. 705 00:30:57,656 --> 00:30:59,491 - YOUR BIRTHDAY BASH. 706 00:30:59,525 --> 00:31:01,961 I HAVE TO THINK OF SOMETHING TOTALLY AMAZING TO GET YOU. 707 00:31:01,994 --> 00:31:03,295 - YOU ALREADY HAVE. 708 00:31:03,329 --> 00:31:05,965 - * ALL FAR AND WIDE 709 00:31:05,998 --> 00:31:09,035 * YOU GOTTA SAY, "I'M ME" * 710 00:31:09,068 --> 00:31:11,503 * PRIDE FOR THE WORLD TO SEE * 711 00:31:11,537 --> 00:31:15,407 * INDIVIDUALITY 712 00:31:15,441 --> 00:31:17,109 * 713 00:31:17,143 --> 00:31:19,979 * TAKE PRIDE 714 00:31:20,012 --> 00:31:24,183 * IN WHO YOU REALLY ARE INSIDE * 715 00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:26,919 * DON'T HIDE 716 00:31:26,953 --> 00:31:29,388 * MAKE THE WORLD TO SEE 717 00:31:29,421 --> 00:31:31,257 * WHO YOU'RE MEANT TO BE 718 00:31:31,290 --> 00:31:33,525 * TAKE PRIDE 719 00:31:33,559 --> 00:31:37,329 * SPREAD THE NEWS ALL FAR AND WIDE * 720 00:31:37,363 --> 00:31:40,132 * YOU GOTTA SAY, "I'M ME" * 721 00:31:40,166 --> 00:31:45,004 * I'M ME, I'M ME, I'M ME * 722 00:31:45,037 --> 00:31:49,942 * I'M ME, I'M ME, I'M ME * 723 00:31:49,976 --> 00:31:54,680 * I'M ME, I'M ME 724 00:31:54,713 --> 00:31:57,316 - I'VE BEEN THINKING A LOT ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE ASKED. 725 00:31:57,349 --> 00:31:59,418 UM, IN FACT, 726 00:31:59,451 --> 00:32:02,554 I HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE. 727 00:32:02,588 --> 00:32:06,092 AND SO FAR, I'VE COME UP WITH ABOUT A THOUSAND GOOD REASONS 728 00:32:06,125 --> 00:32:10,296 WHY MOVING TO CANADA IS A LOUSY IDEA. 729 00:32:10,329 --> 00:32:11,563 I'D BE AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER. 730 00:32:11,597 --> 00:32:14,433 SHE'D BE RAISED IN ANOTHER COUNTRY. 731 00:32:14,466 --> 00:32:16,702 WE WOULDN'T BE IN EACH OTHER'S LIVES. 732 00:32:16,735 --> 00:32:21,040 SO ALL THINGS BEING EQUAL, 733 00:32:21,073 --> 00:32:24,110 THERE'S JUST NO WAY I CAN GO ALONG WITH IT. 734 00:32:26,545 --> 00:32:29,581 - WE FIGURED AS MUCH. 735 00:32:29,615 --> 00:32:31,117 - HOWEVER... 736 00:32:34,286 --> 00:32:37,356 ALL THINGS AREN'T EQUAL. 737 00:32:37,389 --> 00:32:40,559 AT LEAST NOT HERE, NOT FOR US. 738 00:32:42,094 --> 00:32:45,998 AND DESPITE MY PERSONAL OBJECTIONS, 739 00:32:46,032 --> 00:32:50,736 IF YOU WANT TO LIVE IN A PLACE WHERE GUS AND J.R. WILL BE SAFE, 740 00:32:50,769 --> 00:32:53,339 WHERE THEY ACCEPT AND RESPECT GAY PEOPLE, 741 00:32:53,372 --> 00:32:56,975 WHERE THEY'LL HAVE THE SAME RIGHTS AS EVERYBODY ELSE... 742 00:33:02,248 --> 00:33:03,749 THEN I GIVE YOU MY BLESSING. 743 00:33:03,782 --> 00:33:06,752 - [chuckles] - [sighs] 744 00:33:06,785 --> 00:33:09,688 - THANK YOU, MICHAEL. 745 00:33:09,721 --> 00:33:12,358 - YES, MICHAEL. 746 00:33:12,391 --> 00:33:14,226 THANK YOU FOR YOUR BLESSING. 747 00:33:14,260 --> 00:33:16,195 [Melanie sighs] 748 00:33:18,530 --> 00:33:22,134 - IF YOU WANT TO LEAVE, I HAVE NO PROBLEM. 749 00:33:23,535 --> 00:33:25,671 YOU HAVE MY BLESSING TOO. 750 00:33:29,408 --> 00:33:32,111 BUT GUS STAYS HERE. 751 00:33:32,144 --> 00:33:33,112 - WHAT? 752 00:33:33,145 --> 00:33:35,047 - GUS STAYS HERE. 753 00:33:39,085 --> 00:33:40,319 - BUT WE ASSUMED... 754 00:33:40,352 --> 00:33:43,255 - THAT I'D GIVE YOU MY CONSENT. 755 00:33:43,289 --> 00:33:46,392 THAT I'D SAY, "SURE, TAKE MY SON. 756 00:33:46,425 --> 00:33:48,594 FLEE THE COUNTRY." 757 00:33:48,627 --> 00:33:52,464 THAT'S NOT THE KIND OF LESSON I WANT YOU TEACHING HIM, 758 00:33:52,498 --> 00:33:54,266 TO RUN AWAY FROM A BULLY... - [scoffs] 759 00:33:54,300 --> 00:33:58,404 - AND TO BE AFRAID TO STAND UP AND FIGHT. 760 00:33:58,437 --> 00:34:02,608 - I HAVE NEVER RUN AWAY FROM A BULLY, 761 00:34:02,641 --> 00:34:04,276 AND I HAVE FOUGHT FOR GAY RIGHTS 762 00:34:04,310 --> 00:34:06,612 MORE THAN YOU HAVE OR EVER WILL. 763 00:34:06,645 --> 00:34:08,080 BUT WE HAVE AN INFANT 764 00:34:08,114 --> 00:34:10,216 AND A LITTLE BOY DEPENDING ON US. 765 00:34:10,249 --> 00:34:11,417 AND THEIR LIVES COME FIRST. 766 00:34:11,450 --> 00:34:12,818 SO DON'T YOU DARE ACCUSE ME 767 00:34:12,851 --> 00:34:14,420 OF TEACHING YOUR SON THE WRONG LESSONS 768 00:34:14,453 --> 00:34:16,488 WHEN YOU HAVEN'T TAUGHT HIM A GODDAMN THING! 769 00:34:16,522 --> 00:34:17,689 - MEL, PLEASE. 770 00:34:17,723 --> 00:34:20,626 - DON'T TELL ME "PLEASE." 771 00:34:20,659 --> 00:34:22,294 THE--THE WINNER FOUR YEARS IN A ROW 772 00:34:22,328 --> 00:34:23,695 OF THE DISINTERESTED DAD AWARD 773 00:34:23,729 --> 00:34:25,097 SUDDENLY DECIDES HE CARES ABOUT HIS SON, 774 00:34:25,131 --> 00:34:26,632 SO WE CAN'T LEAVE? 775 00:34:26,665 --> 00:34:30,502 - WE ASKED FOR THEIR BLESSING, 776 00:34:30,536 --> 00:34:34,173 AND HE HAS A RIGHT NOT TO GIVE IT. 777 00:34:34,206 --> 00:34:36,775 - [sighs] 778 00:34:40,812 --> 00:34:43,249 - HOW'S MY FAVORITE STUD MUFFIN, 779 00:34:43,282 --> 00:34:46,118 EXCEPT FOR CARL HORVATH, OF COURSE? 780 00:34:46,152 --> 00:34:48,220 YEAH, HOLD ON. 781 00:34:50,622 --> 00:34:52,624 EMMETT. 782 00:34:55,694 --> 00:34:58,597 UM, HE'S NOT HERE RIGHT NOW. 783 00:34:58,630 --> 00:35:01,233 WHEN WILL HE BE BACK? 784 00:35:05,237 --> 00:35:07,206 [whispers] WHAT THE FUCK'S THAT SUPPOSED TO BE? 785 00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:08,340 - [whispers] BUSY! 786 00:35:08,374 --> 00:35:10,809 - BUS-- 787 00:35:10,842 --> 00:35:14,380 HE'S BUSY. YEAH, VERY BUSY. 788 00:35:15,514 --> 00:35:17,616 HE'LL... CALL... 789 00:35:17,649 --> 00:35:19,751 YOU. 790 00:35:19,785 --> 00:35:22,554 [sighs] BYE-BYE. 791 00:35:22,588 --> 00:35:23,789 [slams phone] 792 00:35:23,822 --> 00:35:24,790 IF I WANT TO BE A FUCKING INTERPRETER, 793 00:35:24,823 --> 00:35:26,492 I'D WORK AT THE U.N. 794 00:35:26,525 --> 00:35:28,527 - WELL, I'M SORRY TO PUT YOU THROUGH THAT, DEB, 795 00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:30,762 BUT I HAVE NO INTENTION OF SPEAKING TO MR. BOYD 796 00:35:30,796 --> 00:35:32,564 AFTER THAT DISGUSTING DISPLAY. 797 00:35:32,598 --> 00:35:36,435 - WELL, THEN, DUMP THESE FOR ME, WILL YOU? 798 00:35:39,705 --> 00:35:41,940 - AND AFTER I STUCK BY HIM. 799 00:35:41,973 --> 00:35:43,242 - FOR CHRIST'S SAKES, 800 00:35:43,275 --> 00:35:44,643 WOULD YOU GIVE THE GUY A BREAK? 801 00:35:44,676 --> 00:35:46,545 HE'S 17. 802 00:35:46,578 --> 00:35:48,947 - I'LL ADMIT HE LOOKS AMAZING, BUT ACTUALLY, HE'S 33. 803 00:35:48,980 --> 00:35:51,517 - YEAH, IF YOU'RE COUNTING CHRONOLOGICALLY, 804 00:35:51,550 --> 00:35:54,553 BUT EMOTIONALLY, HE'S PRACTICALLY A BABY. 805 00:35:54,586 --> 00:35:56,255 HE'S A KID IN A CANDY STORE. 806 00:35:56,288 --> 00:35:57,723 HE JUST WANTS TO LICK EVERY PEPPERMINT STICK 807 00:35:57,756 --> 00:35:59,791 HE CAN GET HIS HANDS ON. 808 00:35:59,825 --> 00:36:01,527 EVENTUALLY HE'LL GROW UP, 809 00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:04,963 BUT FIRST HE HAS TO RELIVE HIS ADOLESCENCE. 810 00:36:04,996 --> 00:36:06,665 - SO WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO IN THE MEANTIME, 811 00:36:06,698 --> 00:36:07,799 TWIDDLE MY THUMBS? 812 00:36:07,833 --> 00:36:10,702 - OR WHATEVER YOU LIKE. 813 00:36:10,736 --> 00:36:12,538 BUT FORGIVE HIM HIS YOUTH. 814 00:36:12,571 --> 00:36:15,707 REMEMBER, YOU WERE ONCE A GAY YOUNG THING YOURSELF. 815 00:36:24,850 --> 00:36:26,818 - MEL? 816 00:36:26,852 --> 00:36:27,819 - SORRY I WOKE YOU. 817 00:36:27,853 --> 00:36:29,421 - NO, YOU DIDN'T. 818 00:36:29,455 --> 00:36:32,224 I COULDN'T SLEEP EITHER. 819 00:36:32,258 --> 00:36:33,292 YOU WANT SOME TEA AND HONEY? 820 00:36:33,325 --> 00:36:35,494 - MAKE MINE ARSENIC. 821 00:36:35,527 --> 00:36:37,496 - IT'S NOT WORTH KILLING YOURSELF OVER. 822 00:36:37,529 --> 00:36:39,565 - NOT FOR ME. FOR HIM. 823 00:36:39,598 --> 00:36:41,333 - GUS IS HIS SON TOO. 824 00:36:41,367 --> 00:36:42,834 WHAT'S THIS? 825 00:36:42,868 --> 00:36:45,871 - UH, IT'S A LETTER MY GRANDFATHER WROTE ME 826 00:36:45,904 --> 00:36:48,907 WHEN I GOT INTO LAW SCHOOL. 827 00:36:51,277 --> 00:36:53,445 "MY DEAREST RACHALAH..." 828 00:36:53,479 --> 00:36:55,514 THAT'S, UH, YIDDISH FOR RACHAEL. 829 00:36:55,547 --> 00:36:59,318 HE LIKED MY MIDDLE NAME. 830 00:36:59,351 --> 00:37:01,720 "YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW PROUD I AM, 831 00:37:01,753 --> 00:37:04,790 "TO THINK THAT ONE DAY MY GRANDDAUGHTER 832 00:37:04,823 --> 00:37:08,894 WILL BE THE FIRST JEWISH WOMAN SUPREME COURT JUSTICE." 833 00:37:08,927 --> 00:37:11,797 ZAIDEH ALWAYS DREAMED BIG. 834 00:37:11,830 --> 00:37:14,266 "I HOPE YOU KNOW HOW LUCKY YOU ARE 835 00:37:14,300 --> 00:37:17,035 "TO LIVE IN A COUNTRY WHERE EVERYONE HAS THE SAME RIGHT 836 00:37:17,068 --> 00:37:22,874 "TO LIVE HIS LIFE FREE OF INTOLERANCE AND OPPRESSION. 837 00:37:22,908 --> 00:37:26,878 "IT'S WHY I CAME HERE SO MANY YEARS AGO. 838 00:37:26,912 --> 00:37:29,548 BE GRATEFUL YOU ARE AN AMERICAN." 839 00:37:32,784 --> 00:37:36,254 I WONDER WHAT HE'D SAY IF HE KNEW WHAT WAS GOING ON NOW. 840 00:37:38,790 --> 00:37:40,492 - "THE HPS SENTINEL SYSTEM 841 00:37:40,526 --> 00:37:42,428 "WILL NOT ONLY GIVE YOU PEACE OF MIND, 842 00:37:42,461 --> 00:37:44,296 "IT WILL ALSO LOWER YOUR HOMEOWNER'S INSURANCE 843 00:37:44,330 --> 00:37:45,964 AND IMPROVE THE VALUE OF YOUR HOUSE." 844 00:37:45,997 --> 00:37:47,766 - WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT THAT FOR? 845 00:37:47,799 --> 00:37:49,301 - WELL, I JUST THOUGHT IT'D BE WORTH CONSIDERING, 846 00:37:49,335 --> 00:37:50,936 YOU KNOW, JUST IN CASE. - MM. 847 00:37:50,969 --> 00:37:52,971 YOU GOT ME TO PROTECT YOU. 848 00:37:53,004 --> 00:37:55,040 [growling] - OOH, OOH, OOH. 849 00:37:55,073 --> 00:37:58,043 WHY, MR. KENT, YOU REALLY ARE SUPERMAN. 850 00:37:58,076 --> 00:37:59,711 - UH-HUH. 851 00:37:59,745 --> 00:38:00,912 - LATER. 852 00:38:00,946 --> 00:38:03,415 - WHOA, WHOA, PAL. NO BREAKFAST? 853 00:38:03,449 --> 00:38:04,650 - CAN'T. LATE. 854 00:38:04,683 --> 00:38:06,918 - WORKING THE MORNING SHIFT? - NOPE. 855 00:38:06,952 --> 00:38:08,387 - WELL, IF YOUR GRANDMOTHER-GENERAL 856 00:38:08,420 --> 00:38:09,521 IS NOT GONNA COURT-MARTIAL YOU, 857 00:38:09,555 --> 00:38:12,057 WHAT'S THE RUSH? - SCHOOL. 858 00:38:12,090 --> 00:38:13,659 - [laughs] ARE YOU SERIOUS? 859 00:38:13,692 --> 00:38:16,728 - DUDE, IF ONE EXPECTS TO ACHIEVE GREATNESS, 860 00:38:16,762 --> 00:38:18,797 IT WON'T BE BY CLEANING THE CRAPPER AT THE LIBERTY DINER. 861 00:38:18,830 --> 00:38:20,466 - A PROFOUND OBSERVATION. 862 00:38:20,499 --> 00:38:21,800 - I ADMIRE YOUR AMBITION, 863 00:38:21,833 --> 00:38:24,403 BUT YOU'VE MISSED A LOT OF CLASSES. 864 00:38:24,436 --> 00:38:27,105 - THEN YOU BETTER START BONING UP... 865 00:38:27,138 --> 00:38:28,940 SINCE YOU'LL BE HELPING ME. 866 00:38:28,974 --> 00:38:30,108 - HEY. 867 00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:31,577 UH... 868 00:38:31,610 --> 00:38:34,813 [clears throat] 869 00:38:34,846 --> 00:38:37,082 DON'T LET THE KIDS AT SCHOOL GET TO YOU. 870 00:38:37,115 --> 00:38:41,487 - IF A PUSSY LIKE DREW BOYD CAN DEAL WITH IT, SO CAN I. 871 00:38:42,654 --> 00:38:43,855 - SMARTASS. 872 00:38:50,529 --> 00:38:52,698 [children shouting] 873 00:38:52,731 --> 00:38:54,099 - [chuckles] 874 00:38:54,132 --> 00:38:56,101 - OVER HERE! - [laughs] 875 00:38:56,134 --> 00:38:58,637 - WHEN DID HE LEARN TO THROW LIKE THAT? 876 00:38:58,670 --> 00:39:01,607 - OH, ABOUT SIX MONTHS AGO. 877 00:39:04,610 --> 00:39:07,379 - I MUST HAVE BEEN WORKING. 878 00:39:07,413 --> 00:39:08,980 - OR SOMETHING. 879 00:39:09,014 --> 00:39:11,950 - WELL, ALL THAT'S ABOUT TO CHANGE. 880 00:39:13,952 --> 00:39:17,423 NO MORE BABYLON, NO MORE LATE NIGHTS. 881 00:39:19,057 --> 00:39:22,360 JUST THE QUIET LIFE OF A HAPPILY MARRIED MAN. 882 00:39:24,763 --> 00:39:26,164 - DOESN'T SOUND LIKE 883 00:39:26,197 --> 00:39:29,601 THE "I DON'T CARE WHAT THOSE SELF-LOATHING, 884 00:39:29,635 --> 00:39:31,903 "HYPOCRITICAL FAGS THINK, IT'S MY LIFE, 885 00:39:31,937 --> 00:39:34,606 AND I'LL FUCK WHOEVER I WANT" 886 00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:37,543 BRIAN KINNEY I KNOW AND LOVE. 887 00:39:40,979 --> 00:39:43,615 IT'S KIND OF LIKE TAMING A HORSE. 888 00:39:43,649 --> 00:39:45,150 - HMM. 889 00:39:45,183 --> 00:39:47,486 WELL, LET'S HOPE I DON'T END UP LIKE TRIGGER. 890 00:39:47,519 --> 00:39:50,422 - [laughs] OH, DID YOU SEE THIS? 891 00:39:51,923 --> 00:39:55,661 JUSTIN'S PROBABLY TOO MODEST TO SHOW YOU. 892 00:39:57,829 --> 00:40:00,432 YEP. 893 00:40:00,466 --> 00:40:02,668 - THAT'S PRETTY IMPRESSIVE. 894 00:40:04,570 --> 00:40:08,707 - HE SAYS THE HOUSE YOU BOUGHT IS PRETTY IMPRESSIVE TOO. 895 00:40:10,008 --> 00:40:12,544 SWIMMING POOL, STABLE. 896 00:40:14,012 --> 00:40:15,814 - HE'S GONNA HAVE A FUCKING FABULOUS TIME 897 00:40:15,847 --> 00:40:18,850 WHEN HE COMES AND VISITS HIS OLD MAN. 898 00:40:18,884 --> 00:40:20,686 - HE COULD STILL HAVE A FABULOUS TIME 899 00:40:20,719 --> 00:40:23,789 WHEN HE VISITS HIS OLD MAN DURING THE SUMMER. 900 00:40:23,822 --> 00:40:25,957 [children shouting] 901 00:40:27,493 --> 00:40:30,929 YOU KNOW, KEEPING US HERE... 902 00:40:30,962 --> 00:40:33,899 ISN'T GONNA MAKE UP FOR LOST OPPORTUNITIES. 903 00:40:39,137 --> 00:40:41,439 - WELL, I WANT ANOTHER CHANCE. 904 00:40:42,708 --> 00:40:44,943 I WANT HIM TO KNOW WHO I AM. 905 00:40:44,976 --> 00:40:47,713 - HE WILL. 906 00:40:51,983 --> 00:40:53,585 - I DON'T WANT HIM TO FORGET ME. 907 00:40:53,619 --> 00:40:54,586 - HE WON'T. 908 00:40:54,620 --> 00:40:56,988 WE'LL MAKE SURE OF THAT. 909 00:41:01,927 --> 00:41:04,863 - HE'S NOT THE ONLY ONE I'M GONNA BE LOSING. 910 00:41:07,933 --> 00:41:11,102 I DON'T WANT YOU TO GO, WENDY. 911 00:41:11,136 --> 00:41:13,071 - I HAVE TO, PETER. 912 00:41:23,682 --> 00:41:26,652 - INDIAN FOOD FIT FOR A RAJAH. 913 00:41:26,685 --> 00:41:28,019 - THAT WAS QUICK. 914 00:41:28,053 --> 00:41:30,155 - WELL, THERE'S A NEW TAKEOUT PLACE, 915 00:41:30,188 --> 00:41:32,858 "CURRY IN A HURRY." 916 00:41:32,891 --> 00:41:36,161 YOUR ORDER'S READY QUICKER THAN YOU CAN SAY "CHICKEN VINDALOO." 917 00:41:37,295 --> 00:41:38,597 WHAT YOU LOOKING AT? 918 00:41:38,630 --> 00:41:39,765 - NOTHING. 919 00:41:39,798 --> 00:41:43,602 - COME ON, LET ME SEE. 920 00:41:43,635 --> 00:41:45,537 LET ME SEE. LET-- 921 00:41:47,806 --> 00:41:49,174 LET-- 922 00:41:49,207 --> 00:41:51,176 GIVE-- 923 00:41:51,209 --> 00:41:53,612 COME ON, AND DOWN. 924 00:41:53,645 --> 00:41:54,913 AND OPEN. 925 00:41:54,946 --> 00:41:56,648 MOUNT FLAME? 926 00:41:56,682 --> 00:41:58,149 - I'M TAKING YOU FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY. 927 00:41:58,183 --> 00:42:00,318 - [sighs] - [laughs] 928 00:42:00,351 --> 00:42:02,220 IT'S GAY SKI WEEK. 929 00:42:02,253 --> 00:42:04,289 - YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT. 930 00:42:04,322 --> 00:42:07,959 - I WANT YOU TO HAVE THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER. 931 00:42:07,993 --> 00:42:10,929 - YOU MAKE IT MY BEST BIRTHDAY EVER. 932 00:42:14,199 --> 00:42:16,067 - WELL, THINK OF HOW MUCH FUN IT'LL BE 933 00:42:16,101 --> 00:42:17,335 SCHUSSING DOWN THE SLOPES. 934 00:42:17,368 --> 00:42:19,771 - EVEN THOUGH I DON'T SKI. 935 00:42:19,805 --> 00:42:20,972 - SIPPING HOT TODDIES. 936 00:42:21,006 --> 00:42:22,908 - EVEN THOUGH I DON'T DRINK. 937 00:42:22,941 --> 00:42:25,844 - CUDDLING IN FRONT OF THE FIRE, AFTER WE'VE MADE LOVE. 938 00:42:25,877 --> 00:42:28,747 - AH, THAT IS SOMETHING I DO. 939 00:42:35,754 --> 00:42:36,788 WHEN DO WE GO? 940 00:42:36,822 --> 00:42:38,189 - A WEEK FROM FRIDAY. 941 00:42:38,223 --> 00:42:41,593 - A WEEK FR--OH, WE CAN'T. - WHY NOT? 942 00:42:41,627 --> 00:42:42,994 - WELL, THAT'S THE NIGHT OF MY BIRTHDAY DINNER, REMEMBER? 943 00:42:43,028 --> 00:42:46,765 - I DIDN'T FORGET. I CALLED THE RESTAURANT. 944 00:42:48,233 --> 00:42:50,168 YOU CAN CANCEL IT IF YOU WANT. 945 00:42:51,770 --> 00:42:53,204 YOU CAN EVEN GET YOUR DEPOSIT BACK. 946 00:42:53,238 --> 00:42:55,974 JUST ASK FOR...ROB. 947 00:42:57,275 --> 00:42:59,678 - I KNOW, BUT I INVITED ALL MY FRIENDS. 948 00:42:59,711 --> 00:43:02,914 - TED, YOU CAN SEE YOUR FRIENDS ANY TIME. 949 00:43:02,948 --> 00:43:04,249 THIS WILL BE A CHANCE FOR US TO BE ALONE TOGETHER. 950 00:43:04,282 --> 00:43:05,250 I THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE THAT. 951 00:43:05,283 --> 00:43:07,819 - I WOULD. 952 00:43:07,853 --> 00:43:10,789 - SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 953 00:43:15,727 --> 00:43:17,629 - YOU'RE RIGHT. THERE ISN'T ANY. 954 00:43:17,663 --> 00:43:19,130 - YEAH? - YEAH. 955 00:43:19,164 --> 00:43:21,099 - THIS IS GONNA BE THE MOST ROMANTIC WEEKEND 956 00:43:21,132 --> 00:43:25,003 YOU HAVE EVER HAD. 957 00:43:25,036 --> 00:43:27,639 JUST YOU AND ME, IN OUR OWN LITTLE WORLD. 958 00:43:28,807 --> 00:43:30,876 - [sighs] 959 00:43:35,781 --> 00:43:37,115 [techno music] 960 00:43:37,148 --> 00:43:39,250 - I'LL HAVE A CUBA LIBRE AND A VODKA TONIC. 961 00:43:39,284 --> 00:43:40,285 - COMING UP. 962 00:43:40,318 --> 00:43:44,890 * 963 00:43:44,923 --> 00:43:47,158 - I'M GLAD YOU FINALLY CALLED. 964 00:43:49,094 --> 00:43:53,398 - I WAS UPSET. I NEEDED SOME TIME. 965 00:43:53,431 --> 00:43:56,034 - I WANT YOU TO KNOW, THAT GUY AT POPPERZ CAME ONTO ME. 966 00:43:56,067 --> 00:43:59,738 - YOU DIDN'T EXACTLY RESIST. 967 00:43:59,771 --> 00:44:02,808 ALTHOUGH I HAVE TO ADMIT, HE HAD A CERTAIN TRASHY APPEAL. 968 00:44:05,911 --> 00:44:07,278 - VODKA ROCKS. 969 00:44:07,312 --> 00:44:09,881 - MM, YOU BETTER MAKE HIS A SHIRLEY TEMPLE. 970 00:44:09,915 --> 00:44:11,950 HE'S UNDERAGE. 971 00:44:11,983 --> 00:44:15,053 - [laughs] UNDER WHAT AGE? 972 00:44:15,086 --> 00:44:19,190 - THE AGE WHERE YOU'VE BEEN THERE, DONE THAT. 973 00:44:19,224 --> 00:44:22,160 AND THAT AND THAT. [chuckles] 974 00:44:22,193 --> 00:44:23,962 AS DEB ONCE SAID TO ME, 975 00:44:23,995 --> 00:44:27,198 "EM, YOU HAVE BEEN ON MORE WIENERS THAN FRENCH'S MUSTARD." 976 00:44:27,232 --> 00:44:29,034 - [laughs] 977 00:44:29,067 --> 00:44:31,970 - BUT YOU... 978 00:44:32,003 --> 00:44:34,172 YOU'VE JUST BEEN BORN. 979 00:44:34,205 --> 00:44:37,308 YOU'RE NOT READY FOR BOYFRIEND-HOOD. 980 00:44:37,342 --> 00:44:41,780 YOU GOT A WHOLE WORLD IN FRONT OF YOU, AND... 981 00:44:41,813 --> 00:44:44,716 I DON'T WANT TO BLOCK THE VIEW. 982 00:44:51,957 --> 00:44:53,024 - SORRY. 983 00:44:54,159 --> 00:44:55,794 - DON'T BE. 984 00:44:55,827 --> 00:44:57,328 AS THE PRESIDING GEEZER, LET ME SAY 985 00:44:57,362 --> 00:44:59,464 THAT THIS IS YOUR TIME TO EXPERIENCE 986 00:44:59,497 --> 00:45:02,400 EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE. 987 00:45:03,534 --> 00:45:05,236 SO ENJOY YOURSELF. 988 00:45:05,270 --> 00:45:07,873 SAFELY. 989 00:45:09,007 --> 00:45:11,242 - ONE SHIRLEY TEMPLE. 990 00:45:13,979 --> 00:45:15,280 - WHAT ABOUT US? 991 00:45:18,283 --> 00:45:20,485 - [sighs] SOMEDAY WE'LL GET TOGETHER 992 00:45:20,518 --> 00:45:23,188 AND, UH, AND HAVE A REAL DRINK. 993 00:45:24,790 --> 00:45:26,291 - WHEN WILL THAT BE? 994 00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:32,864 - CALL ME ON YOUR 21ST BIRTHDAY. 995 00:45:38,069 --> 00:45:40,105 [glasses clink] 996 00:45:40,138 --> 00:45:48,079 * 997 00:46:07,465 --> 00:46:10,869 - YOU KNOW, YOUR IDEA OF REGISTERING AT PRADA WAS GENIUS. 998 00:46:10,902 --> 00:46:12,403 BUT DON'T YOU THINK THAT, UH, 999 00:46:12,437 --> 00:46:15,406 POTTERY BARN WOULD BE A LITTLE BIT MORE USEFUL? 1000 00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:18,877 - [laughs] SHOES, SERVING BOWLS. 1001 00:46:18,910 --> 00:46:20,912 SHOES, BLENDER. NO, I DON'T THINK SO. 1002 00:46:20,946 --> 00:46:23,048 - [chuckles] 1003 00:46:23,081 --> 00:46:24,950 - * ALL THE WALLS 1004 00:46:24,983 --> 00:46:26,952 - [clears throat] 1005 00:46:26,985 --> 00:46:28,453 "MR. TAYLOR'S LARGE-SCALE CANVAS 1006 00:46:28,486 --> 00:46:30,588 COMBINES THE HIGH-ENERGY IMPULSIVENESS..." 1007 00:46:30,621 --> 00:46:32,423 WHY, THAT'S A MOUTHFUL. 1008 00:46:32,457 --> 00:46:34,292 "OF POLLOCK, 1009 00:46:34,325 --> 00:46:37,896 PLUS THE ANALYTICAL PAINTERLINESS..." 1010 00:46:37,929 --> 00:46:40,465 HE LIKES BIG WORDS. "OF JOHNS. 1011 00:46:40,498 --> 00:46:42,834 "BUT WHAT MAKES HIS TALENT UNIQUE 1012 00:46:42,868 --> 00:46:44,903 "IS A QUALITY THAT HASN'T BEEN SEEN 1013 00:46:44,936 --> 00:46:46,872 "IN A LONG TIME... 1014 00:46:48,106 --> 00:46:49,340 SEX APPEAL." 1015 00:46:49,374 --> 00:46:52,077 - [laughs] 1016 00:46:52,110 --> 00:46:55,313 - "NEW YORK IS WAITING TO BE CONQUERED." 1017 00:46:55,346 --> 00:46:57,248 THAT'S SOME REVIEW, MR. TAYLOR. 1018 00:46:57,282 --> 00:46:59,217 - I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY LINDSAY SHOWED YOU THAT. 1019 00:46:59,250 --> 00:47:03,021 - BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T. 1020 00:47:03,054 --> 00:47:04,455 - JUST BECAUSE SOME ART SCENE FAIRY 1021 00:47:04,489 --> 00:47:06,925 WHO PROBABLY ADMIRED MY ASS A LOT MORE THAN MY WORK 1022 00:47:06,958 --> 00:47:08,393 DECIDES TO WRITES A FAWNING REVIEW 1023 00:47:08,426 --> 00:47:09,995 DOESN'T MEAN I SHOULD PACK MY BAGS 1024 00:47:10,028 --> 00:47:11,362 AND GRAB THE NEXT GREYHOUND. 1025 00:47:11,396 --> 00:47:13,198 - HE COULD HAVE ADMIRED YOUR ASS 1026 00:47:13,231 --> 00:47:16,634 WITHOUT WRITING A FAWNING REVIEW. 1027 00:47:16,667 --> 00:47:19,370 AND YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN ON A GREYHOUND IN YOUR LIFE. 1028 00:47:19,404 --> 00:47:22,941 - NO, BUT I HAVE BEEN TO HOLLYWOOD. 1029 00:47:22,974 --> 00:47:24,609 THEY GUSHED TOO, REMEMBER? 1030 00:47:24,642 --> 00:47:26,344 MADE A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT PROMISES. 1031 00:47:26,377 --> 00:47:30,048 WHAT MAKES YOU THINK NEW YORK WOULD BE ANY DIFFERENT? 1032 00:47:32,450 --> 00:47:35,220 THE ONLY ONE WHO NEVER BROKE A PROMISE WAS YOU. 1033 00:47:35,253 --> 00:47:36,654 - * SHADES ON WINDOWS 1034 00:47:36,687 --> 00:47:38,556 * BLOCK THE LIGHT 1035 00:47:38,589 --> 00:47:40,425 * HERE IN DARKNESS 1036 00:47:40,458 --> 00:47:42,227 * ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 1037 00:47:42,260 --> 00:47:45,296 * SCARED ABOUT THE FUTURE 1038 00:47:45,330 --> 00:47:48,099 * MY GOOD COMPANION 1039 00:47:48,133 --> 00:47:52,370 * ONLY YOU 1040 00:47:52,403 --> 00:47:54,639 * I'M HANGING 1041 00:47:54,672 --> 00:47:58,376 * HANGING BY A SINGLE THREAD * 1042 00:47:58,409 --> 00:48:03,915 * SLOWLY UNRAVELING 1043 00:48:03,949 --> 00:48:06,251 * I'M HANGING 1044 00:48:06,284 --> 00:48:09,687 * HANGING BY A SINGLE THREAD * 1045 00:48:09,720 --> 00:48:14,525 * SLOWLY UNRAVELING 1046 00:48:14,559 --> 00:48:18,529 * IN THE WIND 1047 00:48:18,563 --> 00:48:22,133 * 1048 00:48:22,167 --> 00:48:25,603 * PERFECT HINDSIGHT 1049 00:48:25,636 --> 00:48:29,540 * YOU CAN'T SEE 1050 00:48:29,574 --> 00:48:33,144 * WHAT'S YET TO BE 1051 00:48:33,178 --> 00:48:37,282 * YOU CAN ONLY GUESS 1052 00:48:37,315 --> 00:48:40,685 * INSIDE OF ME 1053 00:48:40,718 --> 00:48:43,054 * MY GOOD COMPANION 1054 00:48:43,088 --> 00:48:45,090 * ONLY YOU 1055 00:48:45,123 --> 00:48:47,292 * CONSOLATION 1056 00:48:47,325 --> 00:48:51,562 * SO HARD TO FIND 1057 00:48:51,596 --> 00:48:55,166 * I WOULD NEVER BLAME YOU 1058 00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:59,704 * IF YOU CHANGED YOUR MIND 1059 00:48:59,737 --> 00:49:02,107 * MY GOOD COMPANION 1060 00:49:02,140 --> 00:49:06,377 * ONLY YOU 1061 00:49:06,411 --> 00:49:08,713 * I'M HANGING 1062 00:49:08,746 --> 00:49:12,217 * HANGING BY A SINGLE THREAD 1063 00:49:12,250 --> 00:49:17,722 * SLOWLY UNRAVELING 1064 00:49:17,755 --> 00:49:20,191 * I'M HANGING 1065 00:49:20,225 --> 00:49:23,995 * HANGING BY A SINGLE THREAD 1066 00:49:24,029 --> 00:49:28,599 * SLOWLY UNRAVELING 1067 00:49:28,633 --> 00:49:31,136 * IN THE WIND 1068 00:49:31,169 --> 00:49:34,639 * I'M HANGING 1069 00:49:34,672 --> 00:49:39,610 * I'M HANGING 1070 00:49:39,644 --> 00:49:44,049 * I'M HANGING 73461

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