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- * ONE, TWO, THREE,
FOUR, FIVE, SIX *
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* SHAKE IT, DUDE
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*
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- * CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN
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*
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* CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN
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* CUE THE PULSE
TO BEGIN *
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* CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN
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[I Only Want You
by Eagles of Death Metal]
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- * I ONLY WANT YOU
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* I ONLY WANT YOU
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* I ONLY WANT YOU
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* I ONLY WANT YOU
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* WHEN I FEEL LIKE
I GET TOO CLOSE *
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* I PUT YOU RIGHT DOWN
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* I NEVER REALLY LEAVE
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* I JUST SLIP AWAY
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* WELL, IT'S NOT MY PURPOSE
TO BREAK YOUR SPIRIT *
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* I'M NOT REALLY INTERESTED
IN WHAT'S IN YOUR HEART *
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* I DON'T WANT YOU
TO FALL IN LOVE NOW *
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* SO PLEASE DON'T START
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*
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* I ONLY WANT YOU
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* I ONLY WANT YOU
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* I ONLY WANT YOU
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- I ONLY...HAVE...
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ONE QUESTION.
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[both panting]
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AFTER WE'RE MARRIED...
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WILL YOU STILL...
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BLOW ME?
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- [chuckles]
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EVER THE ROMANTIC.
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THAT DEPENDS.
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IF YOU STILL FUCK ME
IN EVERY ROOM OF, UM...
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WHAT ARE WE GONNA CALL IT?
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MANDALAY?
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- UH-UH.
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- XANADU?
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WUTHERING HEIGHTS?
- NOPE.
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I'LL LEAVE
THE CHRISTENING UP TO YOU.
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- [sighs]
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BRIGHTON.
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- BRI-TIN.
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- [chuckles]
IT'S AMAZING, ISN'T IT?
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- I WOULDN'T GO THAT FAR.
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- I MEAN
THAT IT'S REALLY HAPPENING.
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- I CAN JUST SEE
THEIR FACES
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WHEN THEY GET
THEIR ANNOUNCEMENTS.
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- JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!
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[running footsteps]
- WHAT IS IT, DEB?
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- BRIAN AND JUSTIN
ARE GETTING MARRIED.
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IT JUST GOES TO SHOW
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IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE LONG ENOUGH
AND HARD ENOUGH...
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- YOU'LL GET A SORE ASS.
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- THERE'S ONLY
ONE EXPLANATION.
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HE MUST'VE
KNOCKED UP SUNSHINE.
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- THIS IS
FUCKING BULLSHIT.
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- I ALMOST DIDN'T
GIVE IT TO YOU.
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I WAS AFRAID
YOU'D BUST YOUR STITCHES.
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- I'M A "DEFECTOR."
I'M A "STEPFORD FAG."
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I "INFECTED" HIS BOYFRIEND,
AND NOW,
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"PLEASE COME CELEBRATE
OUR COMMITMENT."
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I'M NOT GONNA
CELEBRATE ANYTHING.
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- [singsong]
APPLE CINNAMON PANCAKES.
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YUM!
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LOOK, YOU AND BRIAN
HAVE A LONG
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AND SIGNIFICANT HISTORY,
ALL RIGHT?
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THERE ARE A LOT
OF STRONG FEELINGS.
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- "WERE."
- NO, "ARE."
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WHETHER YOU WANT TO ADMIT IT OR
NOT, YOU STILL LOVE EACH OTHER.
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- I DO NOT LOVE HIM.
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I DON'T.
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AND HE CERTAINLY
DOESN'T LOVE ME.
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I MEAN, DID HE SHOW UP ONCE
TO VISIT ME AT THE HOSPITAL?
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- AS A MATTER OF FACT,
HE DID.
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I'M SURE HE'D NEVER WANT ME
TO TELL YOU THIS...
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- AS IF I CARE.
- BUT THE NIGHT OF THE BOMBING,
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WHEN YOU'D LOST
ALL THAT BLOOD
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AND WE WERE AFRAID
WE WERE GONNA LOSE YOU,
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BRIAN WAS WITH US
IN THE E.R.
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HE WANTED TO DONATE
HIS OWN BLOOD,
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BUT THE DOCTOR REFUSED
TO TAKE IT BECAUSE HE'S GAY.
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WELL, WHEN BRIAN HEARD THAT,
HE WENT INTO A RAGE.
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- HE DID?
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- YEAH,
YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN HIM.
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HE WAS LIKE A WILD MAN.
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- YEAH, HE CAN
GET THAT WAY.
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- POINT IS,
A PERSON WOULDN'T ACT THAT WAY
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UNLESS HE LOVED SOMEONE.
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- HUH.
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- WHEN YOU'RE DONE CLEARING,
TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE
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AND MAKE SURE
YOU MOP THE FLOOR.
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- ANYTHING ELSE?
- THANKS FOR REMINDING ME.
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SOMEONE BLEW THEIR COOKIES
IN THE GENTS'.
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- SO GLAD I ASKED.
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- HEY, WATCH HOW
YOU'RE CARRYING THAT, HUH?
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YOU BREAK ANYTHING,
IT COMES OUT OF YOUR PAY.
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- AREN'T YOU BEING
A LITTLE ROUGH ON THE KID?
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- HEY, THE KID
DOESN'T LIKE IT HERE,
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THE KID CAN GO
BACK TO SCHOOL,
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WHERE HE BELONGS.
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- GO AHEAD.
MAKE MY LIFE MISERABLE.
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I'D RATHER CLEAN TOILETS
FOR ALL ETERNITY
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THAN GO BACK
TO SHIT-HOLE HIGH.
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- GOOD,
'CAUSE WITHOUT A DIPLOMA,
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THAT'S WHAT
YOU'RE GONNA BE DOING.
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- SO WHEN DID YOU JOIN
THE SERVICE INDUSTRY?
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- IN CASE YOU'VE FORGOTTEN,
IT'S HOW I GOT MY START.
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- THE IRONMEN JUST LOST
THEIR FIFTH IN A ROW.
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- I GUESS THEY'D SOONER
GO STRAIGHT TO THE CELLAR
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THAN GAILY
TO THE SUPER BOWL.
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- THEY'VE EVEN GOT MARKHAM
IN THERE DOING LONG THROWS.
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- WITH THAT ARM?
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GOD, BY HALFTIME, HIS WRIST
MUST'VE BEEN LIMPER THAN MINE.
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PLUS, HIS BUNS
AREN'T AS CUTE AS YOURS.
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- UH, DOES ANYBODY KNOW
WHOSE BAG THIS IS?
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UM...
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ANYONE LEAVE A BAG?
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- NO.
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- CARL?
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- DON'T PANIC.
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I'LL CALL THE BOMB SQUAD.
EXCUSE ME, FOLKS.
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DOES ANYONE OWN THIS BAG?
- HONEY, DON'T GO NEAR THAT.
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THERE COULD BE
A BOMB IN THERE--
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- [scoffs]
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LET'S SEE.
[bag unzips]
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THAT'S MY LUBE,
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MY BUTT-PLUG,
MY POPPERS,
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THE LATEST ISSUE
OF STAR.
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POOR JENNIFER.
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WILL SHE EVER FIND HAPPINESS
WITHOUT BRAD?
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I SUPPOSE THE ONLY THING
REMOTELY RESEMBLING A BOMB
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IS THE DVD OF ALEXANDER
I RENTED FROM THE VIDEO STORE.
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- BLACKENED CHICKEN CAESAR.
- BYE-BYE.
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- YEAH, I'LL TELL LINDSAY,
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AND WE'LL, UH, MAKE A TIME
TO GET TOGETHER.
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OKAY. THANKS.
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- OH!
[laughs]
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HONEY, WHAT DID I TELL YOU
ABOUT GETTING MOMMY WET?
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- [babbles]
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- DID YOU HAVE
TO BUY HIM THAT?
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- IT'S ONLY WATER.
THAT WAS JENNIFER.
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THERE'S A COUPLE
INTERESTED IN THE HOUSE.
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- OH.
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- "OH," WHAT?
- OH, NOTHING.
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- OH, HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS?
- WELL, OF COURSE.
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BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN
WE SHOULDN'T GO THROUGH WITH IT.
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- LISTEN,
IT'S A BIG DECISION.
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I WAS UP HALF THE NIGHT
WORRYING ABOUT IT MYSELF.
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- OH, I THOUGHT
IT WAS THE ENCHILADAS.
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- WHEN I LOOK
AT OUR KIDS' FACES,
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I THINK, WHY SHOULD
THEY GROW UP SOMEPLACE
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WHERE THEY'RE TOLD
THEIR PARENTS ARE SICK?
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WHERE THEY'RE HURT
AND HUMILIATED?
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THAT KIND OF PAIN
IS INDELIBLE.
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YOU CAN NEVER
WASH IT OFF.
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- WE HAVE TO TALK
TO BRIAN AND MICHAEL FIRST.
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- AH, I'M SURE BRIAN
WON'T HAVE ANY PROBLEMS.
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- HE'LL PROBABLY SAY,
"SO LONG, SONNY BOY,
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DON'T FORGET
YOUR OLD DAD."
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- HMM.
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MICHAEL'S ANOTHER STORY.
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- IF ANYONE HAD ASKED ME,
I WOULD'VE SAID
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I'D BE DOING BRITNEY
AND WHOEVER'S WEDDING FIRST.
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- WELL, WE'LL BE SURE
TO RECOMMEND YOU.
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- [chuckles]
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NOW, I'VE GONE OVER
YOUR WISH LIST,
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AND EVERYTHING SEEMS
FAIRLY CUT AND DRY...
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BUT FABULOUS,
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EXCEPT FOR
THIS ONE LITTLE ITEM HERE.
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"GOLDEN GARDENIAS"?
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- THERE'S A CHINESE LEGEND
THAT ONCE YOUR LOVER
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BREATHES THEM,
THEN HE'LL LOVE YOU FOREVER.
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- OH, I'LL CALL THE FLORIST,
ORDER A CRATE.
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- THEY ONLY GROW
IN THE XISHUANGBANNA MOUNTAINS
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IN SOUTHERN CHINA.
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- HOW ABOUT SOME PETUNIAS
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THAT ONLY GROW
IN SOUTHERN PITTSBURGH?
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- IF JUSTIN WANTS
GOLDEN GARDENIAS...
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- ALL RIGHT, THEN HE'LL HAVE
GOLDEN GARDENIAS.
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MICHAEL,
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LOOK AT YOU!
YOU'RE UP.
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- AND OUT.
- HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
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- THE DOCTOR
SAYS I'LL LIVE,
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PROVIDED I STAY AWAY
FROM BOMBS.
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[both chuckle]
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- WE WERE JUST,
UH, PLANNING
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THE, UH,
TAYLOR-KINNEY NUPTIALS.
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- WELL, UH,
DON'T LET ME DISTURB YOU.
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- OH, NO, ACTUALLY,
I WAS JUST LEAVING.
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FOR CHINA.
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IF YOU WOULD POINT ME
IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.
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- I GOT YOUR INVITATION.
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AFTER I NEARLY DIED
A SECOND TIME FROM SHOCK,
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I DECIDED
I'D COME DOWN AND SAY
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CONGRATULATIONS.
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- WELL, I FIGURE, IF IT MAKES
JUSTIN HAPPY, WHAT THE HELL?
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- LIKE YOU'VE EVER DONE ANYTHING
YOU DON'T WANT TO DO.
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- MM.
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WELL,
AS YOU SO ELOQUENTLY PUT IT,
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I CAN'T GO ON BEING AN
OVER-THE-HILL CLUB BOY FOREVER.
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- [chuckles]
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STILL, NO ONE
MAKES A BETTER CASE
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FOR PERPETUAL IMMATURITY
THAN YOU.
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00:09:04,678 --> 00:09:06,980
LOOK, WHAT HAPPENED
BETWEEN US,
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I-I, UM, I JUST WANTED TO SAY...
- FORGET IT.
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I BEHAVED LIKE
AN ASSHOLE.
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YOU BEHAVED LIKE
A BIGGER ONE.
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[sighs]
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SO...
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YOU WANT TO BE
MY BEST MAN?
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- REALLY?
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- YOU'VE ALWAYS
STOOD UP FOR ME.
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WHY SHOULD NOW
BE ANY DIFFERENT?
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- [chuckles]
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HEY.
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YOU'RE A MARRIED MAN.
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- NOT QUITE YET.
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[Fire Season]
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[metal detector beeping]
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- * I WANT IT,
I NEED IT *
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- [chuckles]
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- * I WANT IT,
I NEED IT *
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- [sighs]
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- * I FEEL IT
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*
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00:10:18,151 --> 00:10:21,421
* THIS IS FIRE SEASON
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* AND IT'S SO HOT
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- AH, ALWAYS THAT SECOND BALL
THAT'S THE KILLER.
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- YEAH.
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CRANBERRY JUICE
AND SPARKLING WATER.
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- COSMO.
- COMING UP.
234
00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:35,035
- WELL, THE TIMES--
THEY SURE ARE A-CHANGING.
235
00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:36,436
WHO'D EVER THOUGHT
WE'D HAVE TO PASS
236
00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,205
THROUGH A METAL DETECTOR
TO GET INTO WOODY'S?
237
00:10:38,238 --> 00:10:40,407
- YEAH, OR THAT BRIAN KINNEY
WOULD BE GETTING HITCHED.
238
00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:41,441
- YEAH.
239
00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:43,076
OR THAT I'D BE TURNING 35.
240
00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:45,746
IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
241
00:10:45,779 --> 00:10:48,682
- THAT IS UNBELIEVABLE.
242
00:10:48,716 --> 00:10:52,185
- OKAY, 36.
243
00:10:52,219 --> 00:10:54,755
AND A HALF?
244
00:10:54,788 --> 00:10:55,789
ALL RIGHT,
FINE, 39.
245
00:10:55,823 --> 00:10:57,290
ANYWAY, I'M THROWING MYSELF
246
00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:58,759
A LITTLE CELEBRATION
DOWN AT TANGO.
247
00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:00,027
- [gasps]
LOVE THAT PLACE.
248
00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:02,162
- IT'S GONNA BE,
UH, YOU AND DREW,
249
00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:04,164
MICHAEL AND BEN,
MEL AND LINZ,
250
00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:06,834
BRIAN AND JUSTIN.
- MM.
251
00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:08,435
TEDDY.
- WHAT?
252
00:11:08,468 --> 00:11:10,303
- WELL, IT'S--
IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY,
253
00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:13,340
AND YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE
WHO'S ALL ALONE.
254
00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:14,942
- MAYBE NOT FOR LONG.
255
00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:17,444
- YOU MET SOMEONE?
AGAIN?
256
00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:19,947
- NOT JUST "SOMEONE."
THE ONE.
257
00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:22,182
EM, THIS TIME
I THINK I'VE REALLY FOUND HIM.
258
00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:23,984
- TEDDY, TELL ME,
TELL ME, TELL ME.
259
00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:25,786
WHO? WHERE?
WHEN? HOW?
260
00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:28,822
- WELL, I WAS SHARING AT AA,
AND HE WAS SHARING AT AA.
261
00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:30,958
THEN WE HAD SOME COFFEE,
THEN WE WENT BACK TO MY PLACE,
262
00:11:30,991 --> 00:11:32,492
AND WE SHARED
A LITTLE MORE.
263
00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:34,194
- AND HIS NAME?
I NEED FACTS.
264
00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:35,863
HARD--HOPEFULLY--
FACTS.
265
00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:37,364
- HIS NAME IS TAD.
266
00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:39,366
- OH, MY GOD,
THAT'S SO ADORABLE.
267
00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:41,334
TAD AND TED.
TED AND TAD.
268
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,103
IT WAS MEANT TO BE.
269
00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:44,805
WHAT'S HE LOOK LIKE?
I WANT AN EXACT DESCRIPTION.
270
00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:50,477
- UH, WELL, HE LOOKS,
UH, EXACTLY LIKE, UM...
271
00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:55,415
- * I WANT IT,
I NEED IT *
272
00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:58,518
- THAT.
- HEY, HANDSOME.
273
00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,020
- MMM.
274
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:02,222
OH. MMM.
275
00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:03,957
[chuckles]
276
00:12:03,991 --> 00:12:06,226
TAD, THIS IS EMMETT.
EMMETT, THIS IS TAD.
277
00:12:06,259 --> 00:12:08,361
- HELLO, GORGEOUS.
278
00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:10,097
- TED TALKS ABOUT YOU
ALL THE TIME.
279
00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:11,865
- YEAH, WELL,
IF IT CAN'T BE REPEATED,
280
00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:12,866
THEN IT'S TRUE.
281
00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,367
[all chuckle]
282
00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:15,969
- I'VE MISSED YOU.
283
00:12:16,003 --> 00:12:18,005
- IT'S ONLY BEEN A DAY.
284
00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:20,974
- FOR A MONARCH BUTTERFLY,
THAT'S AN ENTIRE LIFETIME.
285
00:12:21,008 --> 00:12:23,010
- AWW.
286
00:12:23,043 --> 00:12:25,145
MMM.
287
00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:28,849
- TOP-OF-THE-LINE APPLIANCES,
288
00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:32,152
HARDWOOD FLOORS,
18-FOOT CEILINGS.
289
00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:35,255
THERE'S NOT ANOTHER LOFT
LIKE IT IN PITTSBURGH.
290
00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:36,523
- YEAH, I KNOW.
291
00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:38,391
I'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE.
292
00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:41,428
- EVERYONE I SHOW IT TO
HAS BEEN HERE BEFORE.
293
00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:43,530
UM...
[clears throat]
294
00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:45,933
HERE'S A TEAR SHEET.
IT'S GOT ALL THE DETAILS.
295
00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:47,300
JUST, UM,
296
00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:50,303
GIVE ME A CALL
IF YOU'RE INTERESTED.
297
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,140
- MIND GIVING ME
THE TOUR?
298
00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:55,142
- WELL, I WAS JUST
ABOUT TO LOCK UP.
299
00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:57,177
I'M SURE YOU CAN
FIND YOUR WAY AROUND.
300
00:12:57,210 --> 00:13:00,413
- MOM...WAIT.
301
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:02,950
- I'M REALLY BUSY.
I'M IN A HURRY.
302
00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:07,320
WHAT'S THIS?
303
00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:10,457
[opening envelope]
304
00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:25,172
OH, HONEY.
305
00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:29,042
THAT'S...
THAT'S...
306
00:13:29,076 --> 00:13:30,443
- [chuckles]
307
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:32,345
- THAT'S JUST...
308
00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:36,449
- UNBELIEVABLE?
I KNOW.
309
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:38,351
[both laugh]
310
00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:40,320
THAT SEEMS TO BE
THE GENERAL CONSENSUS.
311
00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:44,057
- [laughs]
312
00:13:44,091 --> 00:13:46,493
- AND BY THE WAY, IT'S FOR TWO,
SO BRING ANYONE YOU'D LIKE.
313
00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:50,497
- ANYONE?
- YES.
314
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:54,334
- ALL RIGHT.
315
00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:55,635
[chuckles]
316
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:58,338
OH, BUT I-I HAVE
ONE CONDITION.
317
00:13:58,371 --> 00:14:00,340
- I PROMISE I WON'T MAKE
ANY RUDE REFERENCES
318
00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:01,641
TO HIS AGE.
OR YOURS.
319
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,343
- YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT
YOU WON'T,
320
00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:06,346
BUT THAT'S NOT
WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY.
321
00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:08,949
I GET THE FIRST DANCE.
AFTER BRIAN.
322
00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:11,118
- EH, YEAH, NO FUCKING WAY.
- [laughs]
323
00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:14,154
I DON'T CARE
IF IT'S CORNY.
324
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:16,156
THE LAST TIME
WE DANCED WAS...
325
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:17,290
YOUR COUSIN
JOANNE'S WEDDING.
326
00:14:17,324 --> 00:14:18,491
- I WAS SIX.
327
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,093
- STILL REMEMBER
HOW TO FOX-TROT?
328
00:14:20,127 --> 00:14:22,162
- NO.
- [laughs] SURE, YOU DO.
329
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,031
- NO, I DON'T.
- SURE, YOU DO. COME ON.
330
00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:25,565
- NO.
- COME ON!
331
00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:28,001
COME ON.
332
00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:29,002
- MOM.
333
00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:30,670
- [laughs]
334
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:31,671
- OOH.
335
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,873
- WELL...
336
00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:39,379
[chuckles]
337
00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:41,448
WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
338
00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:45,285
NEVER TOO BIG
TO DANCE WITH YOUR MOM.
339
00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:48,421
- HMM.
340
00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:49,990
- THE OWNER
OF THE IRONMEN CALLED.
341
00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:51,258
HE WANTS ME TO COME BACK.
342
00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:53,193
- WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME
HE REALIZED
343
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:54,995
THAT WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP
IS MORE IMPORTANT
344
00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:58,065
THAN WHO YOU'RE FUCKING,
EVEN IF IT IS ME.
345
00:14:58,098 --> 00:15:00,300
- I JUST HOPE MY TEAMMATES
FEEL THE SAME WAY.
346
00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:03,670
- DON'T WORRY ABOUT THEM.
JUST DO WHAT YOU DO BEST.
347
00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:05,605
WELL, SECOND BEST.
348
00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:09,609
- EMMETT, THANKS.
349
00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:11,311
- FOR WHAT?
350
00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:13,446
- BEING THERE,
HELPING ME.
351
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:17,550
- ALL I DID WAS LEND
A LITTLE BACKFIELD SUPPORT.
352
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,052
IT'S YOUR VICTORY.
353
00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:21,454
YOUR...TOUCHDOWN.
354
00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:24,557
- FIRST ONE'S FOR YOU.
355
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:26,459
- HMM.
356
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:33,366
- TRY ONE
OF THE LACE COOKIES.
357
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:34,601
- DEPENDS ON
WHAT THEY'RE LACED WITH.
358
00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:36,036
- HOW'S MY DARLING
LITTLE DAUGHTER?
359
00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:37,604
- GORGEOUS AS EVER.
360
00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:39,706
- YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M GONNA GO
GIVE HER A SQUEEZE.
361
00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:41,341
- OH,
BEFORE YOU DO, UH,
362
00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:43,443
THERE'S SOMETHING
WE NEED TO DISCUSS,
363
00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:46,479
UH, WITH BOTH OF YOU.
364
00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:51,118
- HOMEMADE COOKIES.
365
00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:54,721
WE MUST BE IN TROUBLE.
366
00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:56,689
- I, UM...
367
00:15:58,391 --> 00:16:01,094
I DON'T QUITE KNOW
HOW TO TELL YOU THIS.
368
00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:02,095
- I DO.
369
00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:03,997
UH, LINZ AND I
TALKED IT OVER,
370
00:16:04,031 --> 00:16:05,765
AND WE DECIDED
WE WANT TO MOVE.
371
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:08,201
- WHAT, THE PLACE GETTING
TOO TIGHT FOR THE FOUR OF YOU?
372
00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:09,769
HEADING OFF
TO THE SUBURBS?
373
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:12,772
- I SUPPOSE
YOU COULD THINK OF IT AS THAT.
374
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:15,375
- WE WANT TO MOVE
TO CANADA.
375
00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:23,750
- TO TORONTO.
376
00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:25,618
IT'S NOT REALLY
VERY FAR.
377
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:28,121
- HELL, YOU EVEN
BICYCLED THERE.
378
00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:30,357
- FLYING TIME,
IT'S ONLY 45 MINUTES.
379
00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:32,359
- IT'S STILL
A FOREIGN COUNTRY.
380
00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:33,526
- WELL, IT'S NOT
LIKE UZBEKISTAN
381
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:36,229
OR THE EMIRATE OF QATAR.
382
00:16:36,263 --> 00:16:37,630
- ARE THOSE REAL PLACES?
383
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:40,100
- HOW THE FUCK
SHOULD I KNOW?
384
00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:41,634
- BUT WHY WOULD YOU?
UH...
385
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:44,504
- I THOUGHT MY MARRYING JUSTIN
WAS A BIG SHOCKEROO.
386
00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:48,441
- THE POINT IS,
WE NO LONGER FEEL SAFE HERE.
387
00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:51,444
- OR EVEN WELCOME
IN OUR OWN COUNTRY.
388
00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:52,679
AT LEAST THERE,
WE WON'T BE TREATED
389
00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:54,114
LIKE SECOND-CLASS CITIZENS.
390
00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:55,382
I MEAN, MAKE
THAT THIRD-CLASS
391
00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:57,650
IF PROPOSITION 14 PASSES.
392
00:16:57,684 --> 00:17:02,055
- YOU'RE TALKING
ABOUT TAKING J.R. AND GUS.
393
00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:04,257
- THAT'S WHY
BEFORE WE DO ANYTHING,
394
00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:06,293
WE WANT YOUR APPROVAL.
395
00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:11,398
YOUR BLESSING.
396
00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:14,301
- OTHERWISE WE DON'T GO.
397
00:17:20,307 --> 00:17:23,143
[jazz music]
398
00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:24,411
- GOOD EVENING.
- HI, HOW ARE YOU?
399
00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:26,446
YEAH, UH, TABLE FOR SCHMIDT.
- UH, YES.
400
00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:28,448
- OKAY. THANKS.
401
00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:32,585
*
402
00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:33,853
I'M SO SORRY I'M LATE.
403
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,855
- IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
- MMM.
404
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,190
OH, JUST CRAZY HECTIC.
405
00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:38,691
- YEAH, I WAS CONCERNED.
406
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,227
I LEFT YOU THREE MESSAGES.
407
00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:41,594
YOU DIDN'T CALL BACK.
- I'M SORRY.
408
00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:44,497
I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TIME
TO CHECK MY CELL.
409
00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:46,333
YEP, THREE MESSAGES.
410
00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:48,601
SO WHAT'S SO URGENT?
411
00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:51,471
- WHY DON'T YOU LISTEN?
412
00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:53,473
- OKAY.
413
00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:04,217
"I LOVE YOU."
414
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:09,756
"I LOVE YOU."
415
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:17,397
"I LOVE YOU."
416
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:20,633
WELL, I HAVE
A MESSAGE FOR YOU.
417
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:22,335
THANK YOU
FOR LOVING ME.
418
00:18:22,369 --> 00:18:24,871
- YOU'RE VERY WELCOME.
419
00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:26,906
- AND FOR BEING CONCERNED.
420
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:29,108
- ANY TIME.
421
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:34,614
WHAT?
422
00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:35,682
DO I HAVE A ZIT?
423
00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:37,750
- [chuckles]
424
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:38,751
- IS THERE SOMETHING
CAUGHT IN MY TEETH?
425
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:41,621
- NO.
426
00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:44,824
- THEN...
WHY ARE YOU STARING?
427
00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:48,628
- I'M JUST LOOKING.
428
00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:51,531
- FOR ANYTHING
IN PARTICULAR?
429
00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:53,500
- THE IMPERFECTION.
430
00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:55,435
- OH.
431
00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:57,904
THERE ARE PLENTY,
BELIEVE ME.
432
00:18:57,937 --> 00:19:01,508
- I DON'T SEE ANY.
433
00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:03,510
- IT'S THE LIGHTING.
TRUST ME, THEY'RE THERE.
434
00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:05,712
- [chuckles]
435
00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:08,815
I HAVE A FEW MYSELF.
436
00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:13,253
- I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
437
00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:15,722
I'LL OVERLOOK YOURS
IF YOU OVERLOOK MINE.
438
00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:21,461
- DEAL.
[chuckles]
439
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,430
LET'S EAT.
440
00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:28,801
- I'VE BEEN FAIR.
I'VE BEEN MORE THAN FAIR.
441
00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:31,871
EVEN GAVE UP MY CUSTODY
UNTIL SHE'S MUCH OLDER.
442
00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:33,840
THIS IS GOING TOO FAR.
443
00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:37,944
- THIS SHIT'S REALLY MELLOW.
444
00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:39,879
TRY SOME.
445
00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:46,719
- I MEAN, THERE'S ONLY SO FAR
YOU CAN BEND BEFORE YOU BREAK.
446
00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:48,488
- [laughs]
447
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,557
I LIKE THAT ONE.
448
00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:52,625
DID YOU JUST
MAKE THAT UP?
449
00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:55,728
- I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE OKAY WITH THIS.
450
00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:58,898
- THE WAY I FIGURE,
IT'S JUST A FREE TRIP TO RIO.
451
00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:01,301
- HOW DO YOU FIGURE THAT?
452
00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:03,570
ALL THOSE
FREQUENT-FLIER MILES.
453
00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:04,871
- YEAH, LIKE I CAN
SEE YOU ON A PLANE
454
00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:07,006
EVERY WEEKEND
TO TORONTO.
455
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:09,576
- [sighs]
NO.
456
00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:12,345
BUT I CAN SEE YOU.
457
00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:14,981
LIKE THEY SAID, IT'S JUST
A HOP, SKIP, AND A JUMP.
458
00:20:15,014 --> 00:20:18,485
- I DON'T WANT TO TALK
ABOUT THIS.
459
00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:20,787
- FINE. LET'S TALK
ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE.
460
00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:25,325
PSHH.
461
00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:29,396
WHAT SHOULD I WEAR
TO MY WEDDING?
462
00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:31,464
MY MOM WANTS ME TO WEAR
THE GOWN SHE WORE,
463
00:20:31,498 --> 00:20:32,899
BUT...
464
00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:35,502
LET'S FACE IT,
SHE NEVER HAD MUCH LUCK.
465
00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:38,004
- IT REALLY WOULDN'T BOTHER YOU,
WOULD IT, IF THEY MOVED AWAY?
466
00:20:38,037 --> 00:20:41,408
IF YOU NEVER SAW
YOUR SON AGAIN.
467
00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:43,910
- HE'S WITH HIS TWO MOMS.
468
00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:46,779
THEY'RE BACK
TOGETHER AGAIN.
469
00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:48,781
ONE BIG, HAPPY FAMILY.
470
00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:55,455
[sighs]
471
00:20:57,990 --> 00:20:59,292
SO EVEN IF IT
WILL CAUSE ME
472
00:20:59,326 --> 00:21:01,361
A MOMENTARY TWINGE
OF REGRET
473
00:21:01,394 --> 00:21:05,798
ON THE RARE OCCASION
THAT I THINK OF HIM...
474
00:21:05,832 --> 00:21:07,800
I'D SAY,
475
00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:09,769
HE'LL BE BETTER OFF.
476
00:21:09,802 --> 00:21:13,706
- YEAH, WELL, YOU WERE
NEVER MUCH IN HIS LIFE, ANYWAY.
477
00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:20,413
- NO, I NEVER WAS.
478
00:21:25,084 --> 00:21:28,988
[indistinct chatter]
479
00:21:38,565 --> 00:21:40,667
- HOW GOOD WAS THAT?
480
00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:43,069
I JUST LOVE DREW.
[chuckles] ALL RIGHT.
481
00:21:43,102 --> 00:21:44,437
[laughs]
482
00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:46,539
- CONGRATULATIONS, BABY!
- THANKS.
483
00:21:46,573 --> 00:21:49,342
- FIRST WIN IN WEEKS,
THANKS TO YOU.
484
00:21:49,376 --> 00:21:50,677
- THAT WAS SOME GAME.
485
00:21:50,710 --> 00:21:52,612
GOSH, YOU WERE ABSOLUTELY...
- AWESOME, DUDE!
486
00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:54,414
- I REALLY APPRECIATE
YOU GUYS COMING TO CHEER ME ON.
487
00:21:54,447 --> 00:21:55,948
- ARE YOU KIDDING?
488
00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:58,017
EVEN AN AB FAB MARATHON
WOULDN'T KEEP ME AWAY.
489
00:21:58,050 --> 00:21:59,952
OH, WAIT, HONEY,
LAST THING YOU NEED
490
00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:00,953
IS TO GO OUT THERE
WITH LIPSTICK ON.
491
00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:02,455
[laughter]
492
00:22:02,489 --> 00:22:03,856
- WHEN YOU SCORED
THE WINNING TOUCHDOWN,
493
00:22:03,890 --> 00:22:05,425
THE FANS WENT NUTS.
494
00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:06,893
- YEAH, EXCEPT
FOR A COUPLE NAME-CALLERS.
495
00:22:06,926 --> 00:22:08,495
BUT DEB TOLD THEM
TO SHUT THE FUCK UP,
496
00:22:08,528 --> 00:22:10,497
OR SHE'D SHOVE THEIR BUDWEISERS
UP THEIR BUTTS.
497
00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:12,432
- HA!
AND THAT IS A DIRECT QUOTE.
498
00:22:12,465 --> 00:22:13,833
- [laughs]
THAT'S GREAT.
499
00:22:13,866 --> 00:22:15,835
- SO YOU CATCH
THAT GUY WITH BOYD?
500
00:22:15,868 --> 00:22:16,903
- OH, YOU MEAN
HIS TIGHT END?
501
00:22:16,936 --> 00:22:19,472
[laughter]
502
00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:20,473
- EXCUSE ME?
503
00:22:20,507 --> 00:22:24,611
- JUST LET IT GO.
504
00:22:24,644 --> 00:22:27,714
- IF YOU GUYS WANT TO CONTINUE
YOUR FIVE-GAME LOSING STREAK,
505
00:22:27,747 --> 00:22:29,782
I CAN PLAY
FOR ANOTHER TEAM.
506
00:22:29,816 --> 00:22:31,484
I'M SURE
THEY WOULDN'T MIND WINNING.
507
00:22:31,518 --> 00:22:32,985
IF YOU WANT A SHOT
AT THE SUPER BOWL,
508
00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:34,887
NOT TO MENTION
ALL THE BONUSES
509
00:22:34,921 --> 00:22:37,123
AND ENDORSEMENTS
AND PERKS,
510
00:22:37,156 --> 00:22:40,927
I SUGGEST YOU KEEP
YOUR MOUTHS SHUT.
511
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:42,729
- [sighs]
SORRY, DREW.
512
00:22:42,762 --> 00:22:44,864
- IT WAS JUST A JOKE.
513
00:22:44,897 --> 00:22:45,865
- GREAT GAME.
514
00:22:45,898 --> 00:22:48,868
- YEAH, GREAT GAME.
515
00:22:48,901 --> 00:22:49,936
- DREW,
PHIL JENSON,
516
00:22:49,969 --> 00:22:51,170
CHANNEL 5 NEWS.
- AWESOME, DUDE.
517
00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:52,472
- DO YOU THINK
YOUR PERFORMANCE TONIGHT
518
00:22:52,505 --> 00:22:54,441
WILL PUT TO BED
ANY RUMORS...
519
00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:02,915
- I LIKE THE MINIMALIST
DIRECTION YOUR WORK'S TAKING.
520
00:23:02,949 --> 00:23:04,417
- [chuckles]
521
00:23:04,451 --> 00:23:06,953
LUCKILY, YOU'RE NOT
AN ART CRITIC.
522
00:23:06,986 --> 00:23:09,956
IT'S THE SEATING CHART
FOR OUR WEDDING DINNER.
523
00:23:09,989 --> 00:23:12,158
- OH.
524
00:23:12,191 --> 00:23:15,662
- HOMO, LESBIAN,
HOMO, LESBIAN,
525
00:23:15,695 --> 00:23:18,197
HOMO, LESBIAN.
526
00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:21,033
I HOPE MEL AND LINZ DON'T
LEAVE TOWN BEFORE THE WEDDING.
527
00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:24,504
IT'LL FUCK UP
MY ENTIRE SEATING ARRANGEMENT.
528
00:23:24,537 --> 00:23:27,540
- SOMETHING TELLS ME
THEY'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
529
00:23:29,676 --> 00:23:31,644
POPE MICHAEL IS NEVER
530
00:23:31,678 --> 00:23:33,780
GONNA GIVE HIS BLESSING.
531
00:23:33,813 --> 00:23:36,048
- I'D HATE NOT
SEEING THEM.
532
00:23:36,082 --> 00:23:38,685
OR THE KIDS,
ESPECIALLY GUS.
533
00:23:39,986 --> 00:23:41,187
I WAS THERE
THE NIGHT HE WAS BORN.
534
00:23:41,220 --> 00:23:43,189
I EVEN NAMED HIM.
535
00:23:43,222 --> 00:23:45,191
- I FORGOT ABOUT THAT.
- I'M NOT SURPRISED.
536
00:23:45,224 --> 00:23:47,994
YOU WERE STONED
OUT OF YOUR MIND.
537
00:23:50,162 --> 00:23:51,698
- AND YET
I HAVE A VIVID MEMORY
538
00:23:51,731 --> 00:23:52,932
OF THE SUBSEQUENT EVENTS.
539
00:23:52,965 --> 00:23:55,568
- [chuckles]
I'M SURE YOU DO.
540
00:24:00,139 --> 00:24:02,441
- WHAT THE FUCK?
541
00:24:03,976 --> 00:24:06,846
IT'S THEIR LIVES.
542
00:24:06,879 --> 00:24:09,015
IT'S THEIR DECISION.
543
00:24:09,048 --> 00:24:11,083
- YOU KNOW,
YOU AMAZE ME.
544
00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:14,253
HE'S YOUR SON, AND YOU'RE ACTING
LIKE YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT.
545
00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:18,257
- THEY'RE HIS PARENTS, NOT ME.
I'M JUST...
546
00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:22,161
- AN UNCREDITED
GUEST APPEARANCE, I KNOW.
547
00:24:22,194 --> 00:24:24,831
YOU SHOULD GIVE YOURSELF
MORE CREDIT.
548
00:24:24,864 --> 00:24:26,232
I SEE HOW YOU ARE
WHEN YOU'RE WITH HIM.
549
00:24:26,265 --> 00:24:28,768
IT'S LIKE NOBODY ELSE
ON EARTH EXISTS.
550
00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:30,236
AND WHEN HE
LOOKS AT YOU...
551
00:24:30,269 --> 00:24:32,271
- YOU KNOW,
I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD SEAT
552
00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:34,273
YOUR MOM'S BOYFRIEND
NEXT TO DEBBIE,
553
00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:36,976
UNLESS YOU'RE TRYING
TO SCARE HIM AWAY.
554
00:24:37,009 --> 00:24:39,979
- WILL YOU LISTEN TO ME?
ARE YOU LISTENING?
555
00:24:40,012 --> 00:24:42,248
- YEAH, I'M LISTENING.
556
00:24:42,281 --> 00:24:43,650
- YOU'RE NOT YOUR FATHER.
557
00:24:43,683 --> 00:24:46,285
YOU LOVE YOUR SON.
558
00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:49,622
NOW, WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE FOR
YOU TO ADMIT IT, ANOTHER BOMB?
559
00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:58,898
- I'M GONNA GO
TAKE A SHOWER.
560
00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:04,737
- YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY
ABOUT BAGS LEFT UNATTENDED.
561
00:25:04,771 --> 00:25:07,073
WELL, I THOUGHT THEY WERE GONNA
BLOW UP THE FUCKING DINER.
562
00:25:07,106 --> 00:25:08,875
SHOWS HOW PARANOID
YOU CAN GET.
563
00:25:08,908 --> 00:25:10,610
ANY MORE ZITI FOR ANYONE?
MICHAEL?
564
00:25:10,643 --> 00:25:12,044
- NO, THANKS.
565
00:25:12,078 --> 00:25:14,547
- YOU DID THE RIGHT THING,
SWEETHEART.
566
00:25:14,581 --> 00:25:16,282
UNTIL WE CATCH
WHOEVER PLANTED THAT BOMB,
567
00:25:16,315 --> 00:25:18,017
YOU CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL.
568
00:25:18,050 --> 00:25:19,886
- IT'S NO WONDER MEL AND LINZ
WANT TO MOVE AWAY.
569
00:25:19,919 --> 00:25:21,220
- WELL, I DON'T CARE
WHAT THE REASON IS.
570
00:25:21,253 --> 00:25:23,089
YOU DON'T SPLIT UP FAMILY.
571
00:25:23,122 --> 00:25:25,758
AND THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO THAT.
PERIOD.
572
00:25:25,792 --> 00:25:27,059
HEY!
573
00:25:27,093 --> 00:25:28,695
WE DON'T GRAB
IN THIS HOUSE.
574
00:25:28,728 --> 00:25:30,563
WE STAND UP,
575
00:25:30,597 --> 00:25:33,199
BEND OVER, AND REACH.
576
00:25:35,935 --> 00:25:38,170
- ARE YOU SAYING YOU THINK
IT'S OKAY IF THEY TAKE J.R.?
577
00:25:38,204 --> 00:25:40,306
- NO, NO.
578
00:25:40,339 --> 00:25:42,308
BUT CONSIDERING WHAT'S GOING ON
IN THIS COUNTRY...
579
00:25:42,341 --> 00:25:43,576
- AT THE RISK
580
00:25:43,610 --> 00:25:45,978
OF SOUNDING UNPOPULAR,
581
00:25:46,012 --> 00:25:47,179
IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
582
00:25:47,213 --> 00:25:50,817
- YEAH, FOR YOU.
YOU'RE NOT GAY.
583
00:25:50,850 --> 00:25:54,954
- I DON'T SEE WHERE YOU GUYS
GOT SUCH A RAW DEAL EITHER.
584
00:25:54,987 --> 00:25:57,089
- TELL THAT TO THE FAMILIES
OF THE PEOPLE WHO WERE KILLED.
585
00:25:57,123 --> 00:25:59,926
IF MICHAEL HADN'T BEEN SO LUCKY,
I'M SURE YOU'D FEEL DIFFERENT.
586
00:25:59,959 --> 00:26:01,794
- I'M NOT SAYING YOU DON'T HAVE
A REASON TO BE CONCERNED.
587
00:26:01,828 --> 00:26:05,197
IF I WAS GAY AND I HAD KIDS,
I'D BE WORRIED TOO.
588
00:26:05,231 --> 00:26:08,234
BUT YOU GOTTA
HAVE FAITH.
589
00:26:08,267 --> 00:26:10,369
THE WIND CHANGES,
THE TIDE TURNS.
590
00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:12,238
- WHILE YOU'RE WAITING
FOR THE WIND AND THE TIDE,
591
00:26:12,271 --> 00:26:14,941
I SAY YOU'VE GOTTA STAND UP
FOR YOURSELF, LIKE DREW DID.
592
00:26:14,974 --> 00:26:16,208
THAT WAS TOTALLY AWESOME.
593
00:26:16,242 --> 00:26:17,810
- WELL, IF IT'S
SO TOTALLY AWESOME,
594
00:26:17,844 --> 00:26:19,011
MAYBE YOU COULD
TAKE A LESSON.
595
00:26:19,045 --> 00:26:20,747
- TOO SKINNY
TO PLAY FOOTBALL.
596
00:26:20,780 --> 00:26:22,849
- YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
597
00:26:22,882 --> 00:26:24,083
CARL, HONEY,
THERE'S A CHICKEN BREAST
598
00:26:24,116 --> 00:26:26,986
RIGHT HERE
WITH YOUR NAME ON IT.
599
00:26:28,655 --> 00:26:30,690
- BABY,
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
600
00:26:30,723 --> 00:26:32,959
- YOU'RE AWFUL QUIET,
SWEETHEART.
601
00:26:32,992 --> 00:26:34,360
IF YOU'RE TIRED,
WHY DON'T YOU GO UPSTAIRS
602
00:26:34,393 --> 00:26:36,696
AND LIE DOWN?
- IT'S OKAY, MA. UM...
603
00:26:36,729 --> 00:26:38,631
[clears throat]
I'M FINE.
604
00:26:41,901 --> 00:26:44,303
- OKAY, WHO'S READY
FOR ICE CREAM?
605
00:26:44,336 --> 00:26:47,740
[rock music]
606
00:26:47,774 --> 00:26:49,842
- REMEMBER THAT CRITIC
FROM ART FORUM,
607
00:26:49,876 --> 00:26:51,744
THE ONE YOU THOUGHT
WAS THAT OTHER C-WORD?
608
00:26:51,778 --> 00:26:52,745
- [chuckles]
609
00:26:52,779 --> 00:26:54,113
SIMON WHAT'S-HIS-NAME?
610
00:26:54,146 --> 00:26:57,149
- HE WROTE AN ENTIRE ARTICLE
ABOUT YOU.
611
00:26:59,018 --> 00:27:00,419
- SO?
612
00:27:00,452 --> 00:27:03,990
- SO DO YOU REALIZE
HOW MUCH BUZZ THIS HAS CREATED?
613
00:27:04,023 --> 00:27:04,991
I MEAN,
I'M ALREADY GETTING CALLS
614
00:27:05,024 --> 00:27:06,058
FROM GALLERIES, COLLECTORS.
615
00:27:06,092 --> 00:27:08,795
- THAT'S NICE.
616
00:27:08,828 --> 00:27:11,197
- NICE.
617
00:27:11,230 --> 00:27:13,933
ARTISTS WORK FOR YEARS,
THEIR ENTIRE LIVES,
618
00:27:13,966 --> 00:27:16,135
AND NEVER GET
THIS KIND OF ATTENTION.
619
00:27:16,168 --> 00:27:17,670
CRITICS ARE RAVING
ABOUT YOU.
620
00:27:17,704 --> 00:27:19,872
PEOPLE WANT
TO BUY YOUR WORK.
621
00:27:19,906 --> 00:27:20,873
- GREAT.
622
00:27:20,907 --> 00:27:23,943
YOU CAN SELL IT
TO THEM.
623
00:27:23,976 --> 00:27:25,878
- WELL, THAT'S TRUE,
I COULD.
624
00:27:25,912 --> 00:27:28,414
BUT THIS IS A CHANCE
FOR YOU TO MOVE UP.
625
00:27:28,447 --> 00:27:29,882
TAKE THE NEXT STEP.
626
00:27:29,916 --> 00:27:31,751
- WHERE?
627
00:27:31,784 --> 00:27:33,019
- NEW YORK.
628
00:27:33,052 --> 00:27:34,754
- [laughs]
- NO, I'M SERIOUS.
629
00:27:34,787 --> 00:27:35,955
IT'S THE CENTER
OF THE ART WORLD.
630
00:27:35,988 --> 00:27:37,289
- YEAH, I KNOW.
631
00:27:37,323 --> 00:27:39,225
IF I CAN MAKE IT THERE,
I CAN MAKE IT ANYWHERE.
632
00:27:39,258 --> 00:27:40,693
- YOU'VE PRACTICALLY
MADE IT ALREADY.
633
00:27:40,727 --> 00:27:42,161
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO NOW
IS SHOW UP.
634
00:27:42,194 --> 00:27:45,698
- I CAN PAINT
IN PITTSBURGH.
635
00:27:45,732 --> 00:27:47,466
- YOU THINK WARHOL
WOULD HAVE BECOME WARHOL
636
00:27:47,499 --> 00:27:49,168
IF HE'D STAYED HERE?
637
00:27:49,201 --> 00:27:51,170
- IF IT'S SO IMPORTANT,
WHY DIDN'T YOU GO?
638
00:27:51,203 --> 00:27:53,940
- BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE
YOUR TALENT.
639
00:27:53,973 --> 00:27:55,842
- [sighs]
640
00:27:55,875 --> 00:27:57,844
I KNOW HOW MUCH
THIS MEANS TO YOU,
641
00:27:57,877 --> 00:27:58,978
HOW MUCH
YOU BELIEVE IN ME.
642
00:27:59,011 --> 00:28:01,047
YOU ALWAYS HAVE.
643
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:04,450
BUT NEW YORK ISN'T
MY OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME.
644
00:28:04,483 --> 00:28:06,185
BRIAN IS.
645
00:28:06,218 --> 00:28:11,190
*
646
00:28:11,223 --> 00:28:14,460
[overlapping chatter]
647
00:28:14,493 --> 00:28:17,463
[One of a Kind (Remix)]
648
00:28:17,496 --> 00:28:25,437
*
649
00:28:44,423 --> 00:28:46,826
- FEEL THE "THUMPA-THUMPA"?
650
00:28:46,859 --> 00:28:48,527
- YEAH.
651
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:50,863
WHAT'S THE "THUMPA-THUMPA"?
652
00:28:50,897 --> 00:28:53,399
- YOU KNOW,
IT'S THE GAY PULSE
653
00:28:53,432 --> 00:28:56,402
THAT KEEPS ON BEATING
NO MATTER WHAT.
654
00:28:58,270 --> 00:28:59,405
- I CAN FEEL IT.
655
00:28:59,438 --> 00:29:02,108
- YEAH, SO CAN I.
656
00:29:02,141 --> 00:29:03,442
*
657
00:29:03,475 --> 00:29:07,379
- * IN WHO YOU REALLY ARE
INSIDE *
658
00:29:07,413 --> 00:29:09,982
* DON'T HIDE
659
00:29:10,016 --> 00:29:13,052
* MAKE THE WORLD TO SEE
660
00:29:13,085 --> 00:29:14,453
* WHO YOU'RE MEANT TO BE
661
00:29:14,486 --> 00:29:17,056
* TAKE PRIDE
662
00:29:17,089 --> 00:29:19,125
* SPREAD THE NEWS
ALL FAR AND WIDE *
663
00:29:19,158 --> 00:29:21,160
- IT CAN BE DISCONCERTING
AT FIRST,
664
00:29:21,193 --> 00:29:22,795
BEING THE OBJECT
OF DESIRE.
665
00:29:22,829 --> 00:29:25,331
BUT YOU'LL
GET USED TO IT.
666
00:29:25,364 --> 00:29:28,267
I DID.
667
00:29:28,300 --> 00:29:29,869
- HOW ABOUT A DRINK?
668
00:29:29,902 --> 00:29:32,538
- OOH, COSMO, PLEASE.
- THAT GIRLY DRINK?
669
00:29:32,571 --> 00:29:35,341
HAVE SOMETHING THAT PUTS HAIR
ON YOUR CHEST.
670
00:29:35,374 --> 00:29:38,077
- WHY?
I'LL JUST HAVE TO SHAVE IT.
671
00:29:38,110 --> 00:29:42,815
*
672
00:29:42,849 --> 00:29:45,885
- * WALK PROUD,
SHOUT OUT LOUD *
673
00:29:45,918 --> 00:29:47,954
* DEEP INSIDE
674
00:29:47,987 --> 00:29:49,889
* TAKE PRIDE
675
00:29:49,922 --> 00:29:52,458
* WALK PROUD,
SHOUT OUT LOUD *
676
00:29:52,491 --> 00:29:54,560
* DEEP INSIDE
677
00:29:54,593 --> 00:29:56,929
* TAKE PRIDE
678
00:29:56,963 --> 00:29:59,098
- IT'S ROMEO AND JULIET.
679
00:29:59,131 --> 00:30:01,567
- [chuckles]
680
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:03,469
WHO GETS TO BE ROMEO,
AND WHO GETS TO BE JULIET?
681
00:30:03,502 --> 00:30:05,071
- YOU CAN TAKE TURNS
BEING JULIET.
682
00:30:05,104 --> 00:30:06,305
- YOU HERE ALONE?
683
00:30:06,338 --> 00:30:08,975
- I'M WITH MY DREWSIE.
684
00:30:09,008 --> 00:30:11,911
HIS TEAM WON TODAY,
THANKS TO HIS DIVINE TOUCHDOWN.
685
00:30:11,944 --> 00:30:14,246
- I LOVE HOW YOU'VE ADAPTED
YOUR INIMITABLE STYLE
686
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:15,982
TO THE MANLY GAME
OF FOOTBALL.
687
00:30:16,015 --> 00:30:17,049
SO YOU'RE HERE
CELEBRATING?
688
00:30:17,083 --> 00:30:18,517
- YEAH.
689
00:30:18,550 --> 00:30:20,186
IT'S HIS FIRST TIME
IN A GAY CLUB,
690
00:30:20,219 --> 00:30:22,989
SO HE'S FEELING
A LITTLE INTIMIDATED--POOR BABY.
691
00:30:26,358 --> 00:30:28,861
YOU KNOW WHAT,
I BETTER GO SAVE MY LOST LAMB
692
00:30:28,895 --> 00:30:30,229
FROM THE WOLVES.
TA.
693
00:30:30,262 --> 00:30:33,132
- TA.
694
00:30:33,165 --> 00:30:35,267
EM'S GREAT,
ISN'T HE?
695
00:30:35,301 --> 00:30:37,203
- HE'S QUITE A CHARACTER.
696
00:30:37,236 --> 00:30:39,371
- YES, HIS FLAME
BURNS BRIGHT.
697
00:30:39,405 --> 00:30:41,340
BUT DON'T LET THAT
FOOL YOU.
698
00:30:41,373 --> 00:30:43,409
IF IT WEREN'T FOR HIM...
699
00:30:46,145 --> 00:30:47,479
I WOULDN'T BE HERE
WITH YOU TONIGHT.
700
00:30:47,513 --> 00:30:49,481
- I'D LIKE TO GET
TO KNOW HIM.
701
00:30:49,515 --> 00:30:51,350
- I'D LIKE YOU TO KNOW
ALL MY FRIENDS,
702
00:30:51,383 --> 00:30:53,886
MICHAEL, BEN...
703
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:56,355
EVEN BRIAN.
OH, AND YOU WILL.
704
00:30:56,388 --> 00:30:57,623
THEY'LL ALL BE
AT MY BIRTHDAY BASH.
705
00:30:57,656 --> 00:30:59,491
- YOUR BIRTHDAY BASH.
706
00:30:59,525 --> 00:31:01,961
I HAVE TO THINK OF SOMETHING
TOTALLY AMAZING TO GET YOU.
707
00:31:01,994 --> 00:31:03,295
- YOU ALREADY HAVE.
708
00:31:03,329 --> 00:31:05,965
- * ALL FAR AND WIDE
709
00:31:05,998 --> 00:31:09,035
* YOU GOTTA SAY,
"I'M ME" *
710
00:31:09,068 --> 00:31:11,503
* PRIDE FOR THE WORLD
TO SEE *
711
00:31:11,537 --> 00:31:15,407
* INDIVIDUALITY
712
00:31:15,441 --> 00:31:17,109
*
713
00:31:17,143 --> 00:31:19,979
* TAKE PRIDE
714
00:31:20,012 --> 00:31:24,183
* IN WHO YOU REALLY ARE
INSIDE *
715
00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:26,919
* DON'T HIDE
716
00:31:26,953 --> 00:31:29,388
* MAKE THE WORLD TO SEE
717
00:31:29,421 --> 00:31:31,257
* WHO YOU'RE MEANT TO BE
718
00:31:31,290 --> 00:31:33,525
* TAKE PRIDE
719
00:31:33,559 --> 00:31:37,329
* SPREAD THE NEWS
ALL FAR AND WIDE *
720
00:31:37,363 --> 00:31:40,132
* YOU GOTTA SAY,
"I'M ME" *
721
00:31:40,166 --> 00:31:45,004
* I'M ME, I'M ME,
I'M ME *
722
00:31:45,037 --> 00:31:49,942
* I'M ME,
I'M ME, I'M ME *
723
00:31:49,976 --> 00:31:54,680
* I'M ME, I'M ME
724
00:31:54,713 --> 00:31:57,316
- I'VE BEEN THINKING A LOT
ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE ASKED.
725
00:31:57,349 --> 00:31:59,418
UM, IN FACT,
726
00:31:59,451 --> 00:32:02,554
I HAVEN'T THOUGHT
ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE.
727
00:32:02,588 --> 00:32:06,092
AND SO FAR, I'VE COME UP WITH
ABOUT A THOUSAND GOOD REASONS
728
00:32:06,125 --> 00:32:10,296
WHY MOVING TO CANADA
IS A LOUSY IDEA.
729
00:32:10,329 --> 00:32:11,563
I'D BE AWAY
FROM MY DAUGHTER.
730
00:32:11,597 --> 00:32:14,433
SHE'D BE RAISED
IN ANOTHER COUNTRY.
731
00:32:14,466 --> 00:32:16,702
WE WOULDN'T BE
IN EACH OTHER'S LIVES.
732
00:32:16,735 --> 00:32:21,040
SO ALL THINGS
BEING EQUAL,
733
00:32:21,073 --> 00:32:24,110
THERE'S JUST NO WAY
I CAN GO ALONG WITH IT.
734
00:32:26,545 --> 00:32:29,581
- WE FIGURED AS MUCH.
735
00:32:29,615 --> 00:32:31,117
- HOWEVER...
736
00:32:34,286 --> 00:32:37,356
ALL THINGS AREN'T EQUAL.
737
00:32:37,389 --> 00:32:40,559
AT LEAST NOT HERE,
NOT FOR US.
738
00:32:42,094 --> 00:32:45,998
AND DESPITE
MY PERSONAL OBJECTIONS,
739
00:32:46,032 --> 00:32:50,736
IF YOU WANT TO LIVE IN A PLACE
WHERE GUS AND J.R. WILL BE SAFE,
740
00:32:50,769 --> 00:32:53,339
WHERE THEY ACCEPT
AND RESPECT GAY PEOPLE,
741
00:32:53,372 --> 00:32:56,975
WHERE THEY'LL HAVE THE SAME
RIGHTS AS EVERYBODY ELSE...
742
00:33:02,248 --> 00:33:03,749
THEN I GIVE YOU
MY BLESSING.
743
00:33:03,782 --> 00:33:06,752
- [chuckles]
- [sighs]
744
00:33:06,785 --> 00:33:09,688
- THANK YOU, MICHAEL.
745
00:33:09,721 --> 00:33:12,358
- YES, MICHAEL.
746
00:33:12,391 --> 00:33:14,226
THANK YOU
FOR YOUR BLESSING.
747
00:33:14,260 --> 00:33:16,195
[Melanie sighs]
748
00:33:18,530 --> 00:33:22,134
- IF YOU WANT TO LEAVE,
I HAVE NO PROBLEM.
749
00:33:23,535 --> 00:33:25,671
YOU HAVE MY BLESSING TOO.
750
00:33:29,408 --> 00:33:32,111
BUT GUS STAYS HERE.
751
00:33:32,144 --> 00:33:33,112
- WHAT?
752
00:33:33,145 --> 00:33:35,047
- GUS STAYS HERE.
753
00:33:39,085 --> 00:33:40,319
- BUT WE ASSUMED...
754
00:33:40,352 --> 00:33:43,255
- THAT I'D GIVE YOU
MY CONSENT.
755
00:33:43,289 --> 00:33:46,392
THAT I'D SAY,
"SURE, TAKE MY SON.
756
00:33:46,425 --> 00:33:48,594
FLEE THE COUNTRY."
757
00:33:48,627 --> 00:33:52,464
THAT'S NOT THE KIND OF LESSON
I WANT YOU TEACHING HIM,
758
00:33:52,498 --> 00:33:54,266
TO RUN AWAY FROM A BULLY...
- [scoffs]
759
00:33:54,300 --> 00:33:58,404
- AND TO BE AFRAID
TO STAND UP AND FIGHT.
760
00:33:58,437 --> 00:34:02,608
- I HAVE NEVER RUN AWAY
FROM A BULLY,
761
00:34:02,641 --> 00:34:04,276
AND I HAVE FOUGHT
FOR GAY RIGHTS
762
00:34:04,310 --> 00:34:06,612
MORE THAN YOU HAVE
OR EVER WILL.
763
00:34:06,645 --> 00:34:08,080
BUT WE HAVE AN INFANT
764
00:34:08,114 --> 00:34:10,216
AND A LITTLE BOY
DEPENDING ON US.
765
00:34:10,249 --> 00:34:11,417
AND THEIR LIVES
COME FIRST.
766
00:34:11,450 --> 00:34:12,818
SO DON'T YOU
DARE ACCUSE ME
767
00:34:12,851 --> 00:34:14,420
OF TEACHING YOUR SON
THE WRONG LESSONS
768
00:34:14,453 --> 00:34:16,488
WHEN YOU HAVEN'T TAUGHT HIM
A GODDAMN THING!
769
00:34:16,522 --> 00:34:17,689
- MEL, PLEASE.
770
00:34:17,723 --> 00:34:20,626
- DON'T TELL ME "PLEASE."
771
00:34:20,659 --> 00:34:22,294
THE--THE WINNER
FOUR YEARS IN A ROW
772
00:34:22,328 --> 00:34:23,695
OF THE DISINTERESTED DAD
AWARD
773
00:34:23,729 --> 00:34:25,097
SUDDENLY DECIDES
HE CARES ABOUT HIS SON,
774
00:34:25,131 --> 00:34:26,632
SO WE CAN'T LEAVE?
775
00:34:26,665 --> 00:34:30,502
- WE ASKED
FOR THEIR BLESSING,
776
00:34:30,536 --> 00:34:34,173
AND HE HAS A RIGHT
NOT TO GIVE IT.
777
00:34:34,206 --> 00:34:36,775
- [sighs]
778
00:34:40,812 --> 00:34:43,249
- HOW'S MY FAVORITE
STUD MUFFIN,
779
00:34:43,282 --> 00:34:46,118
EXCEPT FOR CARL HORVATH,
OF COURSE?
780
00:34:46,152 --> 00:34:48,220
YEAH, HOLD ON.
781
00:34:50,622 --> 00:34:52,624
EMMETT.
782
00:34:55,694 --> 00:34:58,597
UM, HE'S NOT HERE
RIGHT NOW.
783
00:34:58,630 --> 00:35:01,233
WHEN WILL HE BE BACK?
784
00:35:05,237 --> 00:35:07,206
[whispers] WHAT THE FUCK'S THAT
SUPPOSED TO BE?
785
00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:08,340
- [whispers]
BUSY!
786
00:35:08,374 --> 00:35:10,809
- BUS--
787
00:35:10,842 --> 00:35:14,380
HE'S BUSY.
YEAH, VERY BUSY.
788
00:35:15,514 --> 00:35:17,616
HE'LL...
CALL...
789
00:35:17,649 --> 00:35:19,751
YOU.
790
00:35:19,785 --> 00:35:22,554
[sighs]
BYE-BYE.
791
00:35:22,588 --> 00:35:23,789
[slams phone]
792
00:35:23,822 --> 00:35:24,790
IF I WANT TO BE
A FUCKING INTERPRETER,
793
00:35:24,823 --> 00:35:26,492
I'D WORK AT THE U.N.
794
00:35:26,525 --> 00:35:28,527
- WELL, I'M SORRY TO PUT YOU
THROUGH THAT, DEB,
795
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:30,762
BUT I HAVE NO INTENTION
OF SPEAKING TO MR. BOYD
796
00:35:30,796 --> 00:35:32,564
AFTER THAT DISGUSTING DISPLAY.
797
00:35:32,598 --> 00:35:36,435
- WELL, THEN,
DUMP THESE FOR ME, WILL YOU?
798
00:35:39,705 --> 00:35:41,940
- AND AFTER I
STUCK BY HIM.
799
00:35:41,973 --> 00:35:43,242
- FOR CHRIST'S SAKES,
800
00:35:43,275 --> 00:35:44,643
WOULD YOU GIVE
THE GUY A BREAK?
801
00:35:44,676 --> 00:35:46,545
HE'S 17.
802
00:35:46,578 --> 00:35:48,947
- I'LL ADMIT HE LOOKS AMAZING,
BUT ACTUALLY, HE'S 33.
803
00:35:48,980 --> 00:35:51,517
- YEAH, IF YOU'RE COUNTING
CHRONOLOGICALLY,
804
00:35:51,550 --> 00:35:54,553
BUT EMOTIONALLY,
HE'S PRACTICALLY A BABY.
805
00:35:54,586 --> 00:35:56,255
HE'S A KID
IN A CANDY STORE.
806
00:35:56,288 --> 00:35:57,723
HE JUST WANTS TO LICK
EVERY PEPPERMINT STICK
807
00:35:57,756 --> 00:35:59,791
HE CAN GET HIS HANDS ON.
808
00:35:59,825 --> 00:36:01,527
EVENTUALLY
HE'LL GROW UP,
809
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:04,963
BUT FIRST HE HAS TO RELIVE
HIS ADOLESCENCE.
810
00:36:04,996 --> 00:36:06,665
- SO WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
IN THE MEANTIME,
811
00:36:06,698 --> 00:36:07,799
TWIDDLE MY THUMBS?
812
00:36:07,833 --> 00:36:10,702
- OR WHATEVER YOU LIKE.
813
00:36:10,736 --> 00:36:12,538
BUT FORGIVE HIM
HIS YOUTH.
814
00:36:12,571 --> 00:36:15,707
REMEMBER, YOU WERE ONCE
A GAY YOUNG THING YOURSELF.
815
00:36:24,850 --> 00:36:26,818
- MEL?
816
00:36:26,852 --> 00:36:27,819
- SORRY I WOKE YOU.
817
00:36:27,853 --> 00:36:29,421
- NO, YOU DIDN'T.
818
00:36:29,455 --> 00:36:32,224
I COULDN'T SLEEP EITHER.
819
00:36:32,258 --> 00:36:33,292
YOU WANT
SOME TEA AND HONEY?
820
00:36:33,325 --> 00:36:35,494
- MAKE MINE ARSENIC.
821
00:36:35,527 --> 00:36:37,496
- IT'S NOT WORTH
KILLING YOURSELF OVER.
822
00:36:37,529 --> 00:36:39,565
- NOT FOR ME.
FOR HIM.
823
00:36:39,598 --> 00:36:41,333
- GUS IS HIS SON TOO.
824
00:36:41,367 --> 00:36:42,834
WHAT'S THIS?
825
00:36:42,868 --> 00:36:45,871
- UH, IT'S A LETTER
MY GRANDFATHER WROTE ME
826
00:36:45,904 --> 00:36:48,907
WHEN I GOT
INTO LAW SCHOOL.
827
00:36:51,277 --> 00:36:53,445
"MY DEAREST RACHALAH..."
828
00:36:53,479 --> 00:36:55,514
THAT'S, UH, YIDDISH
FOR RACHAEL.
829
00:36:55,547 --> 00:36:59,318
HE LIKED
MY MIDDLE NAME.
830
00:36:59,351 --> 00:37:01,720
"YOU HAVE NO IDEA
HOW PROUD I AM,
831
00:37:01,753 --> 00:37:04,790
"TO THINK THAT ONE DAY
MY GRANDDAUGHTER
832
00:37:04,823 --> 00:37:08,894
WILL BE THE FIRST JEWISH WOMAN
SUPREME COURT JUSTICE."
833
00:37:08,927 --> 00:37:11,797
ZAIDEH ALWAYS
DREAMED BIG.
834
00:37:11,830 --> 00:37:14,266
"I HOPE YOU KNOW
HOW LUCKY YOU ARE
835
00:37:14,300 --> 00:37:17,035
"TO LIVE IN A COUNTRY WHERE
EVERYONE HAS THE SAME RIGHT
836
00:37:17,068 --> 00:37:22,874
"TO LIVE HIS LIFE FREE
OF INTOLERANCE AND OPPRESSION.
837
00:37:22,908 --> 00:37:26,878
"IT'S WHY I CAME HERE
SO MANY YEARS AGO.
838
00:37:26,912 --> 00:37:29,548
BE GRATEFUL
YOU ARE AN AMERICAN."
839
00:37:32,784 --> 00:37:36,254
I WONDER WHAT HE'D SAY IF HE
KNEW WHAT WAS GOING ON NOW.
840
00:37:38,790 --> 00:37:40,492
- "THE HPS SENTINEL SYSTEM
841
00:37:40,526 --> 00:37:42,428
"WILL NOT ONLY GIVE YOU
PEACE OF MIND,
842
00:37:42,461 --> 00:37:44,296
"IT WILL ALSO LOWER
YOUR HOMEOWNER'S INSURANCE
843
00:37:44,330 --> 00:37:45,964
AND IMPROVE THE VALUE
OF YOUR HOUSE."
844
00:37:45,997 --> 00:37:47,766
- WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING
AT THAT FOR?
845
00:37:47,799 --> 00:37:49,301
- WELL, I JUST THOUGHT
IT'D BE WORTH CONSIDERING,
846
00:37:49,335 --> 00:37:50,936
YOU KNOW, JUST IN CASE.
- MM.
847
00:37:50,969 --> 00:37:52,971
YOU GOT ME
TO PROTECT YOU.
848
00:37:53,004 --> 00:37:55,040
[growling]
- OOH, OOH, OOH.
849
00:37:55,073 --> 00:37:58,043
WHY, MR. KENT,
YOU REALLY ARE SUPERMAN.
850
00:37:58,076 --> 00:37:59,711
- UH-HUH.
851
00:37:59,745 --> 00:38:00,912
- LATER.
852
00:38:00,946 --> 00:38:03,415
- WHOA, WHOA, PAL.
NO BREAKFAST?
853
00:38:03,449 --> 00:38:04,650
- CAN'T. LATE.
854
00:38:04,683 --> 00:38:06,918
- WORKING THE MORNING SHIFT?
- NOPE.
855
00:38:06,952 --> 00:38:08,387
- WELL,
IF YOUR GRANDMOTHER-GENERAL
856
00:38:08,420 --> 00:38:09,521
IS NOT GONNA
COURT-MARTIAL YOU,
857
00:38:09,555 --> 00:38:12,057
WHAT'S THE RUSH?
- SCHOOL.
858
00:38:12,090 --> 00:38:13,659
- [laughs]
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
859
00:38:13,692 --> 00:38:16,728
- DUDE, IF ONE EXPECTS
TO ACHIEVE GREATNESS,
860
00:38:16,762 --> 00:38:18,797
IT WON'T BE BY CLEANING THE
CRAPPER AT THE LIBERTY DINER.
861
00:38:18,830 --> 00:38:20,466
- A PROFOUND OBSERVATION.
862
00:38:20,499 --> 00:38:21,800
- I ADMIRE YOUR AMBITION,
863
00:38:21,833 --> 00:38:24,403
BUT YOU'VE MISSED
A LOT OF CLASSES.
864
00:38:24,436 --> 00:38:27,105
- THEN YOU BETTER
START BONING UP...
865
00:38:27,138 --> 00:38:28,940
SINCE YOU'LL BE HELPING ME.
866
00:38:28,974 --> 00:38:30,108
- HEY.
867
00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:31,577
UH...
868
00:38:31,610 --> 00:38:34,813
[clears throat]
869
00:38:34,846 --> 00:38:37,082
DON'T LET THE KIDS
AT SCHOOL GET TO YOU.
870
00:38:37,115 --> 00:38:41,487
- IF A PUSSY LIKE DREW BOYD
CAN DEAL WITH IT, SO CAN I.
871
00:38:42,654 --> 00:38:43,855
- SMARTASS.
872
00:38:50,529 --> 00:38:52,698
[children shouting]
873
00:38:52,731 --> 00:38:54,099
- [chuckles]
874
00:38:54,132 --> 00:38:56,101
- OVER HERE!
- [laughs]
875
00:38:56,134 --> 00:38:58,637
- WHEN DID HE LEARN
TO THROW LIKE THAT?
876
00:38:58,670 --> 00:39:01,607
- OH,
ABOUT SIX MONTHS AGO.
877
00:39:04,610 --> 00:39:07,379
- I MUST HAVE BEEN WORKING.
878
00:39:07,413 --> 00:39:08,980
- OR SOMETHING.
879
00:39:09,014 --> 00:39:11,950
- WELL, ALL THAT'S
ABOUT TO CHANGE.
880
00:39:13,952 --> 00:39:17,423
NO MORE BABYLON,
NO MORE LATE NIGHTS.
881
00:39:19,057 --> 00:39:22,360
JUST THE QUIET LIFE
OF A HAPPILY MARRIED MAN.
882
00:39:24,763 --> 00:39:26,164
- DOESN'T SOUND LIKE
883
00:39:26,197 --> 00:39:29,601
THE "I DON'T CARE
WHAT THOSE SELF-LOATHING,
884
00:39:29,635 --> 00:39:31,903
"HYPOCRITICAL FAGS THINK,
IT'S MY LIFE,
885
00:39:31,937 --> 00:39:34,606
AND I'LL FUCK
WHOEVER I WANT"
886
00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:37,543
BRIAN KINNEY
I KNOW AND LOVE.
887
00:39:40,979 --> 00:39:43,615
IT'S KIND OF LIKE
TAMING A HORSE.
888
00:39:43,649 --> 00:39:45,150
- HMM.
889
00:39:45,183 --> 00:39:47,486
WELL, LET'S HOPE
I DON'T END UP LIKE TRIGGER.
890
00:39:47,519 --> 00:39:50,422
- [laughs]
OH, DID YOU SEE THIS?
891
00:39:51,923 --> 00:39:55,661
JUSTIN'S PROBABLY
TOO MODEST TO SHOW YOU.
892
00:39:57,829 --> 00:40:00,432
YEP.
893
00:40:00,466 --> 00:40:02,668
- THAT'S PRETTY IMPRESSIVE.
894
00:40:04,570 --> 00:40:08,707
- HE SAYS THE HOUSE YOU BOUGHT
IS PRETTY IMPRESSIVE TOO.
895
00:40:10,008 --> 00:40:12,544
SWIMMING POOL, STABLE.
896
00:40:14,012 --> 00:40:15,814
- HE'S GONNA HAVE
A FUCKING FABULOUS TIME
897
00:40:15,847 --> 00:40:18,850
WHEN HE COMES
AND VISITS HIS OLD MAN.
898
00:40:18,884 --> 00:40:20,686
- HE COULD STILL HAVE
A FABULOUS TIME
899
00:40:20,719 --> 00:40:23,789
WHEN HE VISITS HIS OLD MAN
DURING THE SUMMER.
900
00:40:23,822 --> 00:40:25,957
[children shouting]
901
00:40:27,493 --> 00:40:30,929
YOU KNOW,
KEEPING US HERE...
902
00:40:30,962 --> 00:40:33,899
ISN'T GONNA MAKE UP
FOR LOST OPPORTUNITIES.
903
00:40:39,137 --> 00:40:41,439
- WELL, I WANT
ANOTHER CHANCE.
904
00:40:42,708 --> 00:40:44,943
I WANT HIM
TO KNOW WHO I AM.
905
00:40:44,976 --> 00:40:47,713
- HE WILL.
906
00:40:51,983 --> 00:40:53,585
- I DON'T WANT HIM
TO FORGET ME.
907
00:40:53,619 --> 00:40:54,586
- HE WON'T.
908
00:40:54,620 --> 00:40:56,988
WE'LL MAKE SURE OF THAT.
909
00:41:01,927 --> 00:41:04,863
- HE'S NOT THE ONLY ONE
I'M GONNA BE LOSING.
910
00:41:07,933 --> 00:41:11,102
I DON'T WANT YOU
TO GO, WENDY.
911
00:41:11,136 --> 00:41:13,071
- I HAVE TO, PETER.
912
00:41:23,682 --> 00:41:26,652
- INDIAN FOOD
FIT FOR A RAJAH.
913
00:41:26,685 --> 00:41:28,019
- THAT WAS QUICK.
914
00:41:28,053 --> 00:41:30,155
- WELL,
THERE'S A NEW TAKEOUT PLACE,
915
00:41:30,188 --> 00:41:32,858
"CURRY IN A HURRY."
916
00:41:32,891 --> 00:41:36,161
YOUR ORDER'S READY QUICKER THAN
YOU CAN SAY "CHICKEN VINDALOO."
917
00:41:37,295 --> 00:41:38,597
WHAT YOU LOOKING AT?
918
00:41:38,630 --> 00:41:39,765
- NOTHING.
919
00:41:39,798 --> 00:41:43,602
- COME ON, LET ME SEE.
920
00:41:43,635 --> 00:41:45,537
LET ME SEE.
LET--
921
00:41:47,806 --> 00:41:49,174
LET--
922
00:41:49,207 --> 00:41:51,176
GIVE--
923
00:41:51,209 --> 00:41:53,612
COME ON, AND DOWN.
924
00:41:53,645 --> 00:41:54,913
AND OPEN.
925
00:41:54,946 --> 00:41:56,648
MOUNT FLAME?
926
00:41:56,682 --> 00:41:58,149
- I'M TAKING YOU
FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY.
927
00:41:58,183 --> 00:42:00,318
- [sighs]
- [laughs]
928
00:42:00,351 --> 00:42:02,220
IT'S GAY SKI WEEK.
929
00:42:02,253 --> 00:42:04,289
- YOU DON'T HAVE
TO DO THAT.
930
00:42:04,322 --> 00:42:07,959
- I WANT YOU TO HAVE
THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER.
931
00:42:07,993 --> 00:42:10,929
- YOU MAKE IT
MY BEST BIRTHDAY EVER.
932
00:42:14,199 --> 00:42:16,067
- WELL,
THINK OF HOW MUCH FUN IT'LL BE
933
00:42:16,101 --> 00:42:17,335
SCHUSSING DOWN
THE SLOPES.
934
00:42:17,368 --> 00:42:19,771
- EVEN THOUGH
I DON'T SKI.
935
00:42:19,805 --> 00:42:20,972
- SIPPING HOT TODDIES.
936
00:42:21,006 --> 00:42:22,908
- EVEN THOUGH
I DON'T DRINK.
937
00:42:22,941 --> 00:42:25,844
- CUDDLING IN FRONT OF THE FIRE,
AFTER WE'VE MADE LOVE.
938
00:42:25,877 --> 00:42:28,747
- AH, THAT IS
SOMETHING I DO.
939
00:42:35,754 --> 00:42:36,788
WHEN DO WE GO?
940
00:42:36,822 --> 00:42:38,189
- A WEEK FROM FRIDAY.
941
00:42:38,223 --> 00:42:41,593
- A WEEK FR--OH, WE CAN'T.
- WHY NOT?
942
00:42:41,627 --> 00:42:42,994
- WELL, THAT'S THE NIGHT
OF MY BIRTHDAY DINNER, REMEMBER?
943
00:42:43,028 --> 00:42:46,765
- I DIDN'T FORGET.
I CALLED THE RESTAURANT.
944
00:42:48,233 --> 00:42:50,168
YOU CAN CANCEL IT
IF YOU WANT.
945
00:42:51,770 --> 00:42:53,204
YOU CAN EVEN GET
YOUR DEPOSIT BACK.
946
00:42:53,238 --> 00:42:55,974
JUST ASK FOR...ROB.
947
00:42:57,275 --> 00:42:59,678
- I KNOW, BUT I INVITED
ALL MY FRIENDS.
948
00:42:59,711 --> 00:43:02,914
- TED, YOU CAN SEE
YOUR FRIENDS ANY TIME.
949
00:43:02,948 --> 00:43:04,249
THIS WILL BE A CHANCE FOR US
TO BE ALONE TOGETHER.
950
00:43:04,282 --> 00:43:05,250
I THOUGHT
YOU'D LIKE THAT.
951
00:43:05,283 --> 00:43:07,819
- I WOULD.
952
00:43:07,853 --> 00:43:10,789
- SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
953
00:43:15,727 --> 00:43:17,629
- YOU'RE RIGHT.
THERE ISN'T ANY.
954
00:43:17,663 --> 00:43:19,130
- YEAH?
- YEAH.
955
00:43:19,164 --> 00:43:21,099
- THIS IS GONNA BE
THE MOST ROMANTIC WEEKEND
956
00:43:21,132 --> 00:43:25,003
YOU HAVE EVER HAD.
957
00:43:25,036 --> 00:43:27,639
JUST YOU AND ME,
IN OUR OWN LITTLE WORLD.
958
00:43:28,807 --> 00:43:30,876
- [sighs]
959
00:43:35,781 --> 00:43:37,115
[techno music]
960
00:43:37,148 --> 00:43:39,250
- I'LL HAVE A CUBA LIBRE
AND A VODKA TONIC.
961
00:43:39,284 --> 00:43:40,285
- COMING UP.
962
00:43:40,318 --> 00:43:44,890
*
963
00:43:44,923 --> 00:43:47,158
- I'M GLAD
YOU FINALLY CALLED.
964
00:43:49,094 --> 00:43:53,398
- I WAS UPSET.
I NEEDED SOME TIME.
965
00:43:53,431 --> 00:43:56,034
- I WANT YOU TO KNOW, THAT GUY
AT POPPERZ CAME ONTO ME.
966
00:43:56,067 --> 00:43:59,738
- YOU DIDN'T EXACTLY RESIST.
967
00:43:59,771 --> 00:44:02,808
ALTHOUGH I HAVE TO ADMIT,
HE HAD A CERTAIN TRASHY APPEAL.
968
00:44:05,911 --> 00:44:07,278
- VODKA ROCKS.
969
00:44:07,312 --> 00:44:09,881
- MM, YOU BETTER MAKE HIS
A SHIRLEY TEMPLE.
970
00:44:09,915 --> 00:44:11,950
HE'S UNDERAGE.
971
00:44:11,983 --> 00:44:15,053
- [laughs]
UNDER WHAT AGE?
972
00:44:15,086 --> 00:44:19,190
- THE AGE WHERE
YOU'VE BEEN THERE, DONE THAT.
973
00:44:19,224 --> 00:44:22,160
AND THAT AND THAT.
[chuckles]
974
00:44:22,193 --> 00:44:23,962
AS DEB ONCE SAID TO ME,
975
00:44:23,995 --> 00:44:27,198
"EM, YOU HAVE BEEN ON MORE
WIENERS THAN FRENCH'S MUSTARD."
976
00:44:27,232 --> 00:44:29,034
- [laughs]
977
00:44:29,067 --> 00:44:31,970
- BUT YOU...
978
00:44:32,003 --> 00:44:34,172
YOU'VE JUST BEEN BORN.
979
00:44:34,205 --> 00:44:37,308
YOU'RE NOT READY
FOR BOYFRIEND-HOOD.
980
00:44:37,342 --> 00:44:41,780
YOU GOT A WHOLE WORLD
IN FRONT OF YOU, AND...
981
00:44:41,813 --> 00:44:44,716
I DON'T WANT
TO BLOCK THE VIEW.
982
00:44:51,957 --> 00:44:53,024
- SORRY.
983
00:44:54,159 --> 00:44:55,794
- DON'T BE.
984
00:44:55,827 --> 00:44:57,328
AS THE PRESIDING GEEZER,
LET ME SAY
985
00:44:57,362 --> 00:44:59,464
THAT THIS IS YOUR TIME
TO EXPERIENCE
986
00:44:59,497 --> 00:45:02,400
EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE.
987
00:45:03,534 --> 00:45:05,236
SO ENJOY YOURSELF.
988
00:45:05,270 --> 00:45:07,873
SAFELY.
989
00:45:09,007 --> 00:45:11,242
- ONE SHIRLEY TEMPLE.
990
00:45:13,979 --> 00:45:15,280
- WHAT ABOUT US?
991
00:45:18,283 --> 00:45:20,485
- [sighs]
SOMEDAY WE'LL GET TOGETHER
992
00:45:20,518 --> 00:45:23,188
AND, UH, AND HAVE
A REAL DRINK.
993
00:45:24,790 --> 00:45:26,291
- WHEN WILL THAT BE?
994
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:32,864
- CALL ME
ON YOUR 21ST BIRTHDAY.
995
00:45:38,069 --> 00:45:40,105
[glasses clink]
996
00:45:40,138 --> 00:45:48,079
*
997
00:46:07,465 --> 00:46:10,869
- YOU KNOW, YOUR IDEA OF
REGISTERING AT PRADA WAS GENIUS.
998
00:46:10,902 --> 00:46:12,403
BUT DON'T YOU THINK
THAT, UH,
999
00:46:12,437 --> 00:46:15,406
POTTERY BARN WOULD BE
A LITTLE BIT MORE USEFUL?
1000
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:18,877
- [laughs]
SHOES, SERVING BOWLS.
1001
00:46:18,910 --> 00:46:20,912
SHOES, BLENDER.
NO, I DON'T THINK SO.
1002
00:46:20,946 --> 00:46:23,048
- [chuckles]
1003
00:46:23,081 --> 00:46:24,950
- * ALL THE WALLS
1004
00:46:24,983 --> 00:46:26,952
- [clears throat]
1005
00:46:26,985 --> 00:46:28,453
"MR. TAYLOR'S
LARGE-SCALE CANVAS
1006
00:46:28,486 --> 00:46:30,588
COMBINES THE HIGH-ENERGY
IMPULSIVENESS..."
1007
00:46:30,621 --> 00:46:32,423
WHY, THAT'S A MOUTHFUL.
1008
00:46:32,457 --> 00:46:34,292
"OF POLLOCK,
1009
00:46:34,325 --> 00:46:37,896
PLUS THE ANALYTICAL
PAINTERLINESS..."
1010
00:46:37,929 --> 00:46:40,465
HE LIKES BIG WORDS.
"OF JOHNS.
1011
00:46:40,498 --> 00:46:42,834
"BUT WHAT MAKES
HIS TALENT UNIQUE
1012
00:46:42,868 --> 00:46:44,903
"IS A QUALITY
THAT HASN'T BEEN SEEN
1013
00:46:44,936 --> 00:46:46,872
"IN A LONG TIME...
1014
00:46:48,106 --> 00:46:49,340
SEX APPEAL."
1015
00:46:49,374 --> 00:46:52,077
- [laughs]
1016
00:46:52,110 --> 00:46:55,313
- "NEW YORK IS WAITING
TO BE CONQUERED."
1017
00:46:55,346 --> 00:46:57,248
THAT'S SOME REVIEW,
MR. TAYLOR.
1018
00:46:57,282 --> 00:46:59,217
- I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHY LINDSAY SHOWED YOU THAT.
1019
00:46:59,250 --> 00:47:03,021
- BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T.
1020
00:47:03,054 --> 00:47:04,455
- JUST BECAUSE
SOME ART SCENE FAIRY
1021
00:47:04,489 --> 00:47:06,925
WHO PROBABLY ADMIRED MY ASS
A LOT MORE THAN MY WORK
1022
00:47:06,958 --> 00:47:08,393
DECIDES TO WRITES
A FAWNING REVIEW
1023
00:47:08,426 --> 00:47:09,995
DOESN'T MEAN
I SHOULD PACK MY BAGS
1024
00:47:10,028 --> 00:47:11,362
AND GRAB
THE NEXT GREYHOUND.
1025
00:47:11,396 --> 00:47:13,198
- HE COULD HAVE ADMIRED
YOUR ASS
1026
00:47:13,231 --> 00:47:16,634
WITHOUT WRITING
A FAWNING REVIEW.
1027
00:47:16,667 --> 00:47:19,370
AND YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN
ON A GREYHOUND IN YOUR LIFE.
1028
00:47:19,404 --> 00:47:22,941
- NO, BUT I HAVE BEEN
TO HOLLYWOOD.
1029
00:47:22,974 --> 00:47:24,609
THEY GUSHED TOO,
REMEMBER?
1030
00:47:24,642 --> 00:47:26,344
MADE A BUNCH
OF BULLSHIT PROMISES.
1031
00:47:26,377 --> 00:47:30,048
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK NEW YORK
WOULD BE ANY DIFFERENT?
1032
00:47:32,450 --> 00:47:35,220
THE ONLY ONE WHO NEVER BROKE
A PROMISE WAS YOU.
1033
00:47:35,253 --> 00:47:36,654
- * SHADES ON WINDOWS
1034
00:47:36,687 --> 00:47:38,556
* BLOCK THE LIGHT
1035
00:47:38,589 --> 00:47:40,425
* HERE IN DARKNESS
1036
00:47:40,458 --> 00:47:42,227
* ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
1037
00:47:42,260 --> 00:47:45,296
* SCARED ABOUT THE FUTURE
1038
00:47:45,330 --> 00:47:48,099
* MY GOOD COMPANION
1039
00:47:48,133 --> 00:47:52,370
* ONLY YOU
1040
00:47:52,403 --> 00:47:54,639
* I'M HANGING
1041
00:47:54,672 --> 00:47:58,376
* HANGING
BY A SINGLE THREAD *
1042
00:47:58,409 --> 00:48:03,915
* SLOWLY UNRAVELING
1043
00:48:03,949 --> 00:48:06,251
* I'M HANGING
1044
00:48:06,284 --> 00:48:09,687
* HANGING
BY A SINGLE THREAD *
1045
00:48:09,720 --> 00:48:14,525
* SLOWLY UNRAVELING
1046
00:48:14,559 --> 00:48:18,529
* IN THE WIND
1047
00:48:18,563 --> 00:48:22,133
*
1048
00:48:22,167 --> 00:48:25,603
* PERFECT HINDSIGHT
1049
00:48:25,636 --> 00:48:29,540
* YOU CAN'T SEE
1050
00:48:29,574 --> 00:48:33,144
* WHAT'S YET TO BE
1051
00:48:33,178 --> 00:48:37,282
* YOU CAN ONLY GUESS
1052
00:48:37,315 --> 00:48:40,685
* INSIDE OF ME
1053
00:48:40,718 --> 00:48:43,054
* MY GOOD COMPANION
1054
00:48:43,088 --> 00:48:45,090
* ONLY YOU
1055
00:48:45,123 --> 00:48:47,292
* CONSOLATION
1056
00:48:47,325 --> 00:48:51,562
* SO HARD TO FIND
1057
00:48:51,596 --> 00:48:55,166
* I WOULD NEVER BLAME YOU
1058
00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:59,704
* IF YOU CHANGED YOUR MIND
1059
00:48:59,737 --> 00:49:02,107
* MY GOOD COMPANION
1060
00:49:02,140 --> 00:49:06,377
* ONLY YOU
1061
00:49:06,411 --> 00:49:08,713
* I'M HANGING
1062
00:49:08,746 --> 00:49:12,217
* HANGING BY A SINGLE THREAD
1063
00:49:12,250 --> 00:49:17,722
* SLOWLY UNRAVELING
1064
00:49:17,755 --> 00:49:20,191
* I'M HANGING
1065
00:49:20,225 --> 00:49:23,995
* HANGING BY A SINGLE THREAD
1066
00:49:24,029 --> 00:49:28,599
* SLOWLY UNRAVELING
1067
00:49:28,633 --> 00:49:31,136
* IN THE WIND
1068
00:49:31,169 --> 00:49:34,639
* I'M HANGING
1069
00:49:34,672 --> 00:49:39,610
* I'M HANGING
1070
00:49:39,644 --> 00:49:44,049
* I'M HANGING
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