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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,144 --> 00:00:12,580 - * ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX * 2 00:00:12,613 --> 00:00:14,582 * SHAKE IT, DUDE 3 00:00:14,615 --> 00:00:22,556 * 4 00:00:35,436 --> 00:00:38,339 - * CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN 5 00:00:46,347 --> 00:00:50,284 * CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN 6 00:00:50,318 --> 00:00:53,487 * CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN 7 00:00:53,521 --> 00:00:57,325 * CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN 8 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:01,429 [ambient music] 9 00:01:01,462 --> 00:01:03,197 - OHH. 10 00:01:03,231 --> 00:01:04,465 - * WOULD YOU LIKE MY 11 00:01:04,498 --> 00:01:08,169 * 12 00:01:08,202 --> 00:01:09,303 - * WOULD YOU LIKE MY 13 00:01:09,337 --> 00:01:13,707 * 14 00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:17,578 - [grunting] 15 00:01:17,611 --> 00:01:21,782 * 16 00:01:21,815 --> 00:01:23,451 - AHH. 17 00:01:23,484 --> 00:01:26,354 - * WOULD YOU LIKE MY, WOULD YOU LIKE MY * 18 00:01:26,387 --> 00:01:28,456 * WOULD YOU LIKE MY 19 00:01:28,489 --> 00:01:30,724 * 20 00:01:30,758 --> 00:01:34,295 - [grunting] 21 00:01:55,249 --> 00:01:57,385 - SIX DOWN. 22 00:01:57,418 --> 00:01:59,320 VERY IMPRESSIVE. 23 00:02:04,325 --> 00:02:05,826 - SIX AS WELL. 24 00:02:05,859 --> 00:02:07,495 - IT'S A MODEST EFFORT. 25 00:02:07,528 --> 00:02:09,530 - THIS CAN BE VERIFIED? - I HAVE SIGNED AFFIDAVITS. 26 00:02:09,563 --> 00:02:12,700 HOW ABOUT YOU? - THE SAME. 27 00:02:12,733 --> 00:02:14,568 SO IT APPEARS WE'RE NECK AND NECK. 28 00:02:14,602 --> 00:02:17,405 - DICK AND DICK. - EQUAL. 29 00:02:17,438 --> 00:02:19,507 - EVEN, BRANDON. 30 00:02:19,540 --> 00:02:22,810 BUT NEVER, NEVER EQUAL. 31 00:02:22,843 --> 00:02:24,578 - OH, BUT NOT FOR LONG. 32 00:02:24,612 --> 00:02:27,215 MY NUMBER SEVEN JUST WALKED IN. 33 00:02:28,549 --> 00:02:31,652 - WHAT DO YOU KNOW? SO DID MINE. 34 00:02:31,685 --> 00:02:32,653 [chuckles] 35 00:02:32,686 --> 00:02:35,389 AND MY NUMBER EIGHT. 36 00:02:35,423 --> 00:02:36,824 I DON'T BELIEVE THERE WERE ANY STIPULATIONS 37 00:02:36,857 --> 00:02:39,660 REGARDING MORE THAN ONE AT A TIME. 38 00:02:39,693 --> 00:02:41,862 [indistinct chatter] 39 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:47,668 - A COUPLE MORE FEET. 40 00:02:47,701 --> 00:02:49,370 JUST--OHH. 41 00:02:50,471 --> 00:02:51,572 - WHEW! 42 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:54,708 - THAT WAS A SCHLEP. 43 00:02:54,742 --> 00:02:57,278 - AHH. 44 00:02:57,311 --> 00:02:59,413 WHERE'S THE BATHROOM? - THERE ISN'T ONE. 45 00:02:59,447 --> 00:03:01,282 [clears throat] 46 00:03:01,315 --> 00:03:02,950 - I FEEL LIKE SOMETHING TO DRINK--WHERE'S THE KITCHEN? 47 00:03:02,983 --> 00:03:05,353 - SORRY, BUT I HAVE A SINK. 48 00:03:05,386 --> 00:03:07,688 AH. - AND YOU'LL HAVE A BED, 49 00:03:07,721 --> 00:03:10,858 JUST AS SOON AS WE DRAG THE REST OF IT UP... 50 00:03:10,891 --> 00:03:13,561 HOW MANY IS IT, 19 FLIGHTS OF STAIRS? 51 00:03:13,594 --> 00:03:14,928 - NO, IT'S ONLY 18. 52 00:03:16,997 --> 00:03:18,566 THANKS AGAIN FOR THE LOAN. 53 00:03:18,599 --> 00:03:20,334 - YEAH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT RETURNING IT. 54 00:03:20,368 --> 00:03:22,002 - ARE YOU SURE? 55 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:23,804 - I DOUBT WE'LL BE NEEDING IT. 56 00:03:27,408 --> 00:03:29,643 - AS SOON AS I DECORATE... 57 00:03:29,677 --> 00:03:30,844 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF LOUIS COURTURE'S? 58 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:32,580 - LOVE IT. 59 00:03:32,613 --> 00:03:33,981 - I WILL HAVE YOU AND BEN OVER FOR DINNER. 60 00:03:34,014 --> 00:03:35,583 - OF COURSE, FIRST YOU'LL NEED A TABLE. 61 00:03:35,616 --> 00:03:36,850 - AND CHAIRS. 62 00:03:36,884 --> 00:03:38,852 - IS IT WORTH MENTIONING A STOVE? 63 00:03:38,886 --> 00:03:39,920 - [chuckling] 64 00:03:42,656 --> 00:03:44,792 WELL, IF THERE'S ANYTHING ELSE I CAN DO... 65 00:03:44,825 --> 00:03:46,460 YOU'VE ALREADY DONE PLENTY. 66 00:03:46,494 --> 00:03:47,795 - YEAH. 67 00:03:47,828 --> 00:03:50,731 I'M SURE BRIAN WOULD AGREE WITH YOU. 68 00:03:50,764 --> 00:03:52,933 HE BLAMES ME FOR INFECTING YOU 69 00:03:52,966 --> 00:03:55,336 WITH ALL SORTS OF HERETICAL IDEAS, 70 00:03:55,369 --> 00:03:57,371 LIKE MARRIAGE AND MONOGAMY 71 00:03:57,405 --> 00:03:59,940 AND A HOUSE AND KIDS. 72 00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:01,742 HE WANTS ME BURNED AT THE STAKE. 73 00:04:01,775 --> 00:04:03,944 - YOU HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. 74 00:04:03,977 --> 00:04:05,946 THERE ARE THINGS THAT I HAVE WANTED FOR A LONG TIME 75 00:04:05,979 --> 00:04:09,517 THAT I COULD NEVER HAVE IF I STAYED WITH HIM. 76 00:04:09,550 --> 00:04:11,018 I'M JUST SORRY IF IT RUINED YOUR FRIENDSHIP. 77 00:04:11,051 --> 00:04:13,487 - WELL, HE DID A FINE JOB OF THAT ON HIS OWN 78 00:04:13,521 --> 00:04:14,955 WITHOUT ANY ASSISTANCE FROM YOU. 79 00:04:16,724 --> 00:04:18,626 SO... READY FOR THE BOX SPRING? 80 00:04:18,659 --> 00:04:19,660 [sighs] 81 00:04:19,693 --> 00:04:20,728 [grunts] 82 00:04:21,929 --> 00:04:25,533 - HELLO? HELLO-O? 83 00:04:25,566 --> 00:04:26,900 I KNOW YOU'RE THERE. 84 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:28,802 I CAN HEAR YOUR SINUS CONDITION. 85 00:04:30,404 --> 00:04:31,905 - DON'T TELL ME. ANOTHER ONE? 86 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:33,040 - FIFTH ONE THIS WEEK. 87 00:04:33,073 --> 00:04:34,508 - ANOTHER WHAT? 88 00:04:34,542 --> 00:04:36,810 - OH...NOTHIN'. 89 00:04:36,844 --> 00:04:39,513 - SWEETHEART, COULD YOU PUT A LITTLE MORE ROAST BEEF ON THERE 90 00:04:39,547 --> 00:04:41,081 AND, UH, MAYBE ANOTHER TOMATO? 91 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:42,816 - YOU KNOW, CARL'S A DETECTIVE. 92 00:04:42,850 --> 00:04:43,984 MAYBE YOU SHOULD TELL HIM. 93 00:04:44,017 --> 00:04:45,786 - TELL ME WHAT? - AH, IT'S... 94 00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:47,821 NOT LIKE A CRIME'S BEEN COMMITTED OR ANYTHING. 95 00:04:47,855 --> 00:04:49,823 IT'S JUST SOMEONE KEEPS CALLING AND HANGING UP. 96 00:04:49,857 --> 00:04:51,592 - PROBABLY JUST A WRONG NUMBER. 97 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:53,961 - OR A STALKER! 98 00:04:53,994 --> 00:04:56,063 WELL, HE IS ON TV. YOU HEAR ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME. 99 00:04:56,096 --> 00:04:59,066 SOME CRAZED LUNATIC FALLS MADLY IN LOVE WITH A CELEBRITY 100 00:04:59,099 --> 00:05:00,634 AND WANTS TO MARRY HIM. 101 00:05:00,668 --> 00:05:02,069 OR SLICE HIM UP. 102 00:05:02,102 --> 00:05:04,438 - STALKER... 103 00:05:04,472 --> 00:05:06,106 STALKER? 104 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:07,741 A STALKER. OH, MY GOD, 105 00:05:07,775 --> 00:05:09,710 WHAT SHOULD I DO? HIRE A BODYGUARD? 106 00:05:09,743 --> 00:05:11,078 - WE'LL GET AN ALARM SYSTEM. 107 00:05:11,111 --> 00:05:12,813 - WITH ONE OF THOSE PANIC BUTTONS 108 00:05:12,846 --> 00:05:14,081 THAT CONNECTS DIRECTLY TO THE POLICE. 109 00:05:14,114 --> 00:05:15,949 - EXACTLY. - I AM THE POLICE. 110 00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:17,685 YOU DON'T NEED A BUTTON. 111 00:05:17,718 --> 00:05:19,086 YOU TWO ARE JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS. 112 00:05:19,119 --> 00:05:21,889 IF IT IS A STALKER, HE'S PROBABLY HARMLESS. 113 00:05:21,922 --> 00:05:24,091 HELL, HE'S AFRAID TO EVEN TALK TO YOU. 114 00:05:24,124 --> 00:05:26,394 JUST KEEP AN EYE OUT. YOU'LL BE ALL RIGHT. 115 00:05:28,729 --> 00:05:30,964 - AND THAT'S YOUR BEST PROFESSIONAL ADVICE? 116 00:05:30,998 --> 00:05:32,633 - IT IS. - YEAH? 117 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:35,869 WELL, HERE'S MINE. 118 00:05:35,903 --> 00:05:37,738 YOU GET YOURSELF ONE OF THOSE PEPPER SPRAYS 119 00:05:37,771 --> 00:05:39,440 SO YOU CAN BLAST THE BASTARD. 120 00:05:39,473 --> 00:05:40,974 THEN YOU TAKE ONE OF THOSE KARATE CLASSES 121 00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:43,411 SO YOU CAN KICK HIM RIGHT IN THE FUCKIN' BALLS. 122 00:05:45,479 --> 00:05:47,548 HERE, HONEY. YOU HAVE A SANDWICH. 123 00:05:54,488 --> 00:05:57,725 - HERE YOU GO. - THANKS. 124 00:05:57,758 --> 00:06:00,594 CHECK OUT THIS LISTING. - ROOKWOOD VASES ON EBAY? 125 00:06:00,628 --> 00:06:02,463 - CONTRIBUTORS TO PROPOSITION 14 126 00:06:02,496 --> 00:06:04,998 WHO'VE PUT THEIR MONEY WHERE THEIR HATEFUL MOUTHS ARE. 127 00:06:05,032 --> 00:06:06,867 - IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE THERE ARE THAT MANY PEOPLE 128 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:09,002 WHO DONATE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS JUST TO PREVENT US 129 00:06:09,036 --> 00:06:11,472 FROM HAVING THE SAME RIGHTS AS THEY DO. 130 00:06:11,505 --> 00:06:13,807 - I NEED TO GO TO THE CENTER. I PROMISED I'D VOLUNTEER. 131 00:06:13,841 --> 00:06:15,509 - DON'T WORRY. I'LL PICK UP GUS AT DAYCARE. 132 00:06:15,543 --> 00:06:16,777 [doorbell rings] 133 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:23,651 - HEY! 134 00:06:23,684 --> 00:06:25,886 - I'VE COME FOR MY LITTLE HONEYBUN. 135 00:06:25,919 --> 00:06:27,154 I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE TAKING MY... 136 00:06:27,187 --> 00:06:29,089 KID FOR A WORKOUT SO SOON. 137 00:06:29,122 --> 00:06:31,759 - WELL, GYMBOREE'S NOT EXACTLY RIPT GYM. 138 00:06:31,792 --> 00:06:33,093 I'LL GO GET HER. 139 00:06:33,126 --> 00:06:35,028 PERFECT BLEND OF CREAM AND HONEY, AS USUAL. 140 00:06:35,062 --> 00:06:36,864 - THANK YOU. ANY TIME. 141 00:06:40,668 --> 00:06:41,935 - YOU KNOW, IF I DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER, 142 00:06:41,969 --> 00:06:44,037 I'D SAY YOU TWO WERE BACK TO NORMAL. 143 00:06:44,071 --> 00:06:45,806 - MMM, NOT QUITE. 144 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:47,908 - UH, IT SURE LOOKS THAT WAY. 145 00:06:47,941 --> 00:06:51,044 - MEL AND I HAVE DECIDED TO HAVE AN IN-HOUSE SEPARATION. 146 00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:52,646 - A WHAT? 147 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:54,648 - IT'S WHAT OUR THERAPISTS CALL IT. 148 00:06:54,682 --> 00:06:55,916 WE BOTH LIVE IN THE HOUSE. 149 00:06:55,949 --> 00:06:57,451 MEL KEEPS THE SECOND FLOOR, 150 00:06:57,485 --> 00:06:58,919 AND I'M IN THE STUDIO IN THE ATTIC. 151 00:06:58,952 --> 00:07:00,721 WE SHARE CHORES AND CHILD CARE, 152 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:04,792 BUT OTHERWISE, WE LIVE TOTALLY SEPARATE LIVES. 153 00:07:04,825 --> 00:07:06,527 - I--I CAN'T IMAGINE BEN AND ME 154 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:08,662 HAVING THAT KIND OF AN ARRANGEMENT. 155 00:07:08,696 --> 00:07:09,930 - IT'S NOT AS DIFFICULT AS IT SOUNDS 156 00:07:09,963 --> 00:07:11,665 ONCE YOU GET THE SYSTEM UP AND RUNNING. 157 00:07:11,699 --> 00:07:13,967 IN FACT, I'D SAY IT'S WORKING RATHER WELL. 158 00:07:16,103 --> 00:07:18,972 - HEY! HERE'S OUR LITTLE OLYMPIC CHAMPION. 159 00:07:19,006 --> 00:07:21,642 YES, YOU ARE. MWAH! 160 00:07:23,176 --> 00:07:26,079 - HEY, HOW ABOUT GRABBING SOME LUNCH? 161 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:28,849 THERE'S A NEW SUSHI BAR THAT SERVES BLOWFISH. 162 00:07:28,882 --> 00:07:30,951 IT'S EITHER THE MOST DELICIOUS THING YOU'VE EVER TASTED 163 00:07:30,984 --> 00:07:31,985 OR YOU DIE. 164 00:07:32,019 --> 00:07:34,087 - WELL... 165 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:36,023 AS TEMPTING AS YOUR OFFER IS, 166 00:07:36,056 --> 00:07:38,125 I'VE ALREADY ORDERED IN. 167 00:07:38,158 --> 00:07:40,227 - OKAY, THEN, UH, HOW ABOUT AFTER WORK WE GO OUT, 168 00:07:40,260 --> 00:07:42,730 JUST THE TWO OF US, KNOCK BACK A FEW MANGO MARTINIS? 169 00:07:42,763 --> 00:07:44,464 OF COURSE, JUST THE MANGO FOR ME. 170 00:07:47,735 --> 00:07:48,902 - HOW MUCH? 171 00:07:52,005 --> 00:07:53,774 - HOW MUCH WHAT? 172 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:57,110 - HOW MUCH OF A RAISE ARE YOU GUNNING FOR? 173 00:07:57,144 --> 00:07:58,912 - IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK I'M AFTER? 174 00:07:58,946 --> 00:08:00,581 - WHY ELSE WOULD YOU BE THREATENING ME 175 00:08:00,614 --> 00:08:01,915 WITH BLOWFISH AND MANGO MARTINIS? 176 00:08:01,949 --> 00:08:03,584 - OH, I DON'T KNOW, I JUST THOUGHT, 177 00:08:03,617 --> 00:08:04,985 CONSIDERING YOU'VE LOST THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE 178 00:08:05,018 --> 00:08:07,020 AND YOUR BEST FRIEND, YOUR SOUL MATE, 179 00:08:07,054 --> 00:08:08,589 THE YIN TO YOUR YANG, AS IT WERE, 180 00:08:08,622 --> 00:08:10,591 YOU MIGHT WANT SOMEONE TO SHARE YOUR PAIN WITH. 181 00:08:10,624 --> 00:08:12,860 AND YOU'RE THINKING THAT SOMEONE MIGHT BE YOU? 182 00:08:12,893 --> 00:08:14,194 HEY... 183 00:08:14,227 --> 00:08:15,863 I'M NOT THE PATHETIC PUTZ, LOWLY ACCOUNTANT 184 00:08:15,896 --> 00:08:17,297 WHOSE SOLE PURPOSE IN LIFE IS TO CRUNCH NUMBERS 185 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:18,732 I ONCE WAS, YOU KNOW. 186 00:08:18,766 --> 00:08:20,000 I'VE BEEN TO HELL AND BACK. 187 00:08:20,033 --> 00:08:21,669 I'VE LOST EVERYTHING, EVERYONE. 188 00:08:21,702 --> 00:08:23,136 SO I THINK I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH, 189 00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:24,304 EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE CONCEALING IT, AS ALWAYS, 190 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:25,773 WITH THE UTMOST SKILL AND APLOMB. 191 00:08:27,074 --> 00:08:28,508 - THANK YOU, THEODORE. 192 00:08:30,077 --> 00:08:32,880 THE ONLY PAIN THAT I'M SUFFERING RIGHT NOW 193 00:08:32,913 --> 00:08:36,650 IS FROM THESE NEW GUCCI LOAFERS. 194 00:08:36,684 --> 00:08:38,619 I KNEW I SHOULD'VE GOTTEN A SIZE LARGER. 195 00:08:38,652 --> 00:08:41,021 - COME ON, BRI, YOU CAN'T FOOL ME. 196 00:08:41,054 --> 00:08:43,223 YOU'VE GOT TO FREE YOURSELF OF THIS BURDEN. 197 00:08:43,256 --> 00:08:45,292 RELEASE IT. 198 00:08:45,325 --> 00:08:46,794 LET IT ALL HANG OUT. 199 00:08:53,667 --> 00:08:55,969 - MY MOTHER IS A FRIGID BITCH. 200 00:08:56,003 --> 00:08:59,206 MY FATHER WAS AN ABUSIVE DRUNK. 201 00:08:59,239 --> 00:09:01,642 THEY HAD A HATEFUL MARRIAGE, 202 00:09:01,675 --> 00:09:04,578 WHICH IS PROBABLY WHY I AM... 203 00:09:04,612 --> 00:09:07,981 UNWILLING OR UNABLE TO FORM A LONG-TERM, 204 00:09:08,015 --> 00:09:10,918 COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP OF MY OWN. 205 00:09:10,951 --> 00:09:12,786 THE FACT THAT I DRINK LIKE A FISH, 206 00:09:12,820 --> 00:09:17,357 ABUSE DRUGS, AND HAVE MORE OR LESS REDEFINED PROMISCUITY 207 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:19,760 DOESN'T HELP...MUCH. 208 00:09:21,862 --> 00:09:24,131 AS A RESULT, I'VE LOST THE TWO PEOPLE IN MY LIFE 209 00:09:24,164 --> 00:09:25,833 THAT MEAN THE MOST TO ME. 210 00:09:28,736 --> 00:09:31,204 - THERE. 211 00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:32,973 DON'T YOU FEEL BETTER? - NO. 212 00:09:34,708 --> 00:09:35,943 BUT I'M SURE YOU DO. 213 00:09:35,976 --> 00:09:37,711 [knock at door] 214 00:09:39,012 --> 00:09:40,280 NUMBER NINE. 215 00:09:41,715 --> 00:09:44,718 NOW, TED... 216 00:09:44,752 --> 00:09:47,254 IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, 217 00:09:47,287 --> 00:09:48,989 MY LUNCH HAS ARRIVED. 218 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:55,996 - GOOD AFTERNOON, MR. DEMEERS. 219 00:09:56,029 --> 00:09:57,264 - HELLO, MR. MORGAN. 220 00:09:57,297 --> 00:09:58,899 - MR. LOGAN? 221 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:00,634 I'M SORRY, MRS. LOGAN. MY NAME IS JUSTIN. 222 00:10:00,668 --> 00:10:02,035 - HI, I'M CORINNE. - MELANIE. 223 00:10:02,069 --> 00:10:03,103 I'M CALLING FROM THE PENNSYLVANIA 224 00:10:03,136 --> 00:10:04,772 ANTI-PROP 14 INITIATIVE. 225 00:10:04,805 --> 00:10:06,139 - ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE PROPOSED LEGISLATION? 226 00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:07,374 THAT'S RIGHT, SIR. 227 00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:09,142 THE ONE THAT KEEPS GAYS IN THEIR PLACE. 228 00:10:09,176 --> 00:10:10,878 - CAMPAIGN OF HATE LED BY REVEREND FOWLER 229 00:10:10,911 --> 00:10:12,746 AND HIS "FAMILY AMERICA" COALITION. 230 00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:14,748 - THEY WANT THE LEGISLATURE TO REWRITE THE STATE CONSTITUTION, 231 00:10:14,782 --> 00:10:16,016 LIMITING THE RIGHTS OF GAYS AND LESBIANS. 232 00:10:16,049 --> 00:10:18,018 - NO, SIR, I'M NOT A COCKSUCKER. 233 00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:19,252 I'M A LESBIAN. 234 00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:20,988 - IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT GAY PEOPLE. 235 00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:22,255 IT'S ABOUT EVERY AMERICAN HAVING THE SAME RIGHTS. 236 00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:23,891 - CAN WE COUNT ON YOU FOR A DONATION? 237 00:10:23,924 --> 00:10:25,025 - YES, SIR, I'LL BE SURE TO REMEMBER THAT 238 00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:28,128 AS THEY STUFF ME INTO THE OVENS! 239 00:10:28,161 --> 00:10:29,730 - [chuckles] WE'LL SEND YOU A LAWN SIGN. 240 00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:30,764 I'LL PUT A BROCHURE IN THE MAIL. 241 00:10:30,798 --> 00:10:32,132 THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME. 242 00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:34,134 - IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE TALKING TO YOU. 243 00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:36,436 - WHO'D THEY GET THESE LISTS FROM, THE NAZI PARTY? 244 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,071 - WE'RE GOING OVER THEIR LIST OF SUPPORTERS, 245 00:10:38,105 --> 00:10:39,873 FIGURING OUT WHICH BUSINESSES TO TARGET. 246 00:10:39,907 --> 00:10:41,742 - I SAY BOYCOTT THE WHOLE FUCKING BUNCH OF THEM. 247 00:10:41,775 --> 00:10:44,011 - I SECOND THE MOTION. - HOLY SHIT. 248 00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:45,746 WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE NAMES ON HERE? 249 00:10:45,779 --> 00:10:48,415 SOME OF THESE ARE MAJOR CORPORATIONS. 250 00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:50,050 - THEY MUST BE RAISING MILLIONS. 251 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:51,785 - THE HATE SELLS. WHAT ELSE IS NEW? 252 00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:54,154 - JESUS CHRIST. 253 00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:55,322 - DON'T TELL ME: HE'S ON THERE TOO? 254 00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:57,124 - WORSE. MY DAD. 255 00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:03,063 [dog barks] 256 00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:08,668 [car alarm wails] 257 00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:11,939 [banging] 258 00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:15,208 - [sighs] NOW, EM, 259 00:11:15,242 --> 00:11:17,477 DON'T BE SUCH A SCAREDY-QUEEN. 260 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:19,179 NO ONE'S STALKING YOU. 261 00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:21,782 WHY WOULD ANYBODY STALK YOU? 262 00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:23,483 JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE ON CHANNEL FIVE NEWS 263 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:26,353 AND EVERYONE ADORES THE QUEER GUY AND... 264 00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:27,788 OF COURSE, THERE IS THE UNDENIABLE FACT 265 00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:29,957 THAT YOU DO HAVE AN AWESOME ASS. I... 266 00:11:29,990 --> 00:11:31,324 AAH! OH, PLEASE! 267 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:33,093 PLEASE, YOU CAN HAVE ANYTHING YOU WANT! 268 00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:34,828 TAKE MY BAG! I-I'LL GIVE YOU AN AUTOGRAPHED PICTURE! 269 00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:36,463 - EMMETT! 270 00:11:36,496 --> 00:11:38,365 - OH, MY GOD. 271 00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:39,767 DREW! 272 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,136 WHAT'S UP? 273 00:11:43,170 --> 00:11:46,373 - EVERY TIME I'D GET UP THE NERVE TO PHONE YOU, 274 00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:49,509 I'D HANG UP, AFRAID SOMEBODY MIGHT BE TAPPING MY LINE. 275 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:52,079 - YOU'RE "THE BREATHER"? 276 00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:55,248 YOU SHOULD REALLY DO SOMETHING ABOUT THOSE SINUSES. 277 00:11:55,282 --> 00:11:57,785 - [chuckles] I KNOW. IT'S MY ALLERGIES. 278 00:11:59,787 --> 00:12:01,889 - SO OTHER THAN THE RAGWEED, 279 00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:04,858 HOW YOU BEEN? 280 00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:06,426 - NOT SO GOOD. 281 00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:07,895 - YOU PLAYED IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP. 282 00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:10,764 - I WAS IN WOODY'S AND... 283 00:12:10,798 --> 00:12:12,265 IT JUST HAPPENED TO BE ON, 284 00:12:12,299 --> 00:12:15,235 AND I JUST HAPPENED TO CATCH YOUR WINNING TOUCHDOWN. 285 00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:17,137 - [chuckles] 286 00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:20,173 - THEN I JUST HAPPENED TO READ ABOUT YOUR WEDDING TO SIERRA. 287 00:12:20,207 --> 00:12:23,977 - CONGRATULATIONS. - THANKS. 288 00:12:24,011 --> 00:12:27,014 WE'RE GETTING A DIVORCE. 289 00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:28,916 THAT'S WHY I WAS TRYING TO CALL YOU. 290 00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:34,855 I NEED SOMEONE I CAN TALK TO, EMMETT. 291 00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:36,156 REALLY TALK TO. 292 00:12:39,226 --> 00:12:41,394 SEE, THERE WAS THIS GUY. 293 00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:44,264 A FAN. 294 00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:46,800 [sighs] I DON'T KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED, BUT, UH... 295 00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:48,836 - YOU FUCKED HIM. 296 00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:55,342 - THEN HE THREATENED TO SELL THESE TO THE TABLOIDS 297 00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:56,810 IF I WOULDN'T PAY HIM OFF. 298 00:13:01,849 --> 00:13:04,284 - WOW. HEH. 299 00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:07,220 YOU, UH, WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO HAVE ANOTHER SET, WOULD YOU? 300 00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:11,791 - SON OF A BITCH HAD A HIDDEN CAMERA. 301 00:13:13,861 --> 00:13:15,896 SAID HE WANTED 100 GRAND. 302 00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:18,198 SO I PAID HIM. 303 00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:20,067 NOW HE'S COME BACK, SAYS HE WANTS MORE. 304 00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:24,071 WHEN I TOLD SIERRA, SHE LEFT. 305 00:13:26,874 --> 00:13:28,909 - I'M SORRY, DREW. 306 00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:31,311 I REALLY AM, BUT... 307 00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:33,480 WHAT CAN I DO? 308 00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:36,917 - I NEED ADVICE. 309 00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:40,387 FROM SOMEONE I CAN REALLY TRUST. 310 00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:42,956 - I TOLD YOU THE LAST TIME WHAT YOU SHOULD DO. 311 00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:45,625 - AND I TOLD YOU... - YOU'RE NOT GAY. 312 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:46,860 RIGHT. 313 00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:55,102 YOU KNOW, IF IT HAD JUST BEEN ABOUT THE SEX... 314 00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:57,004 I MIGHT'VE BELIEVED YOU 315 00:13:57,037 --> 00:14:01,641 THAT IT WAS JUST, YOU KNOW, MESSING AROUND. 316 00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,110 BUT I KNOW... 317 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:09,282 WHEN YOU KISSED ME AND-- AND HUGGED ME, 318 00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:12,085 WHEN WE FELL ASLEEP TOGETHER, 319 00:14:12,119 --> 00:14:15,488 IT WAS MORE THAN JUST SPORT-FUCKING. 320 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,857 AND YOU KNOW IT TOO. 321 00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:24,397 LOOK, IF YOU CAN'T BE HONEST WITH ME, 322 00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:26,099 THAT'S FINE. 323 00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:28,902 IT DOESN'T MATTER. 324 00:14:28,936 --> 00:14:31,871 BUT AT LEAST BE HONEST WITH YOURSELF. 325 00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:40,880 [car door slams] 326 00:14:44,151 --> 00:14:45,452 - [sighs] 327 00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:48,188 - YEAH, SEE YA. BYE. 328 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,023 - I'M NOT A NAIVE PERSON, 329 00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:51,524 BUT TALKING TO SOME OF THESE PEOPLE TONIGHT, 330 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,660 I NEARLY LOST IT. 331 00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:55,162 I WANTED TO SAY, 332 00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:57,564 "HOW CAN YOU BE SUCH A BIGOTED, IGNORANT ASSHOLE 333 00:14:57,597 --> 00:15:00,300 AND STILL CALL YOURSELF AN AMERICAN?" 334 00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:02,135 - AND WHAT DID PRESIDENT BUSH SAY? 335 00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:04,037 [chuckling] 336 00:15:04,071 --> 00:15:07,040 - SORRY IF I GOT A LITTLE CARRIED AWAY. 337 00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:09,142 - NO, DON'T BE SORRY. PASSION'S A GOOD THING. 338 00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:12,079 NOTHING WORTHWHILE EVER GOT ACCOMPLISHED WITHOUT IT. 339 00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:13,546 I COULDN'T AGREE MORE. 340 00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:15,949 SEE YOU TOMORROW. - 5:00 TO 8:00. 341 00:15:15,983 --> 00:15:19,019 - MAYBE WE COULD GET SOME DINNER AFTER? 342 00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:20,453 - SURE, WE COULD STOP BY THE DINER. 343 00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:25,492 - I MEANT SOMEPLACE NICE. 344 00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:27,327 JUST THE TWO OF US. 345 00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:33,100 - OH. THAT K-KIND OF DINNER. 346 00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:35,435 - I'VE BEEN WANTING TO ASK YOU ALL WEEK. 347 00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:38,171 FINALLY WORKED UP THE COURAGE. 348 00:15:38,205 --> 00:15:39,439 - I'M VERY FLATTERED, 349 00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:41,308 BUT I'VE BEEN KIND OF BUSY THESE DAYS, 350 00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:43,176 WHAT WITH THE CAMPAIGN, THE BABY, 351 00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:44,577 AND STARTING BACK TO WORK. 352 00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:47,047 IT JUST DOESN'T LEAVE ME A LOT OF FREE TIME. 353 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:50,750 [clears throat] 354 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:53,286 - STILL, A GAL'S GOT TO EAT. 355 00:15:58,125 --> 00:16:00,193 - [chuckles] 356 00:16:00,227 --> 00:16:03,663 YOU'RE VERY PERSUASIVE. 357 00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:08,235 - UH, HEY, I HAVEN'T BEEN ON THE PHONE ALL WEEK FOR NOTHING. 358 00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:15,042 [bumps into chair] 359 00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:22,682 - BEN? 360 00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:25,518 BEN? 361 00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:27,654 - I'M IN HERE. 362 00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:34,361 - YOU'RE SMOKING IN THE HOUSE WITHOUT EVEN A WINDOW OPEN? 363 00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:35,595 - WHERE'S HIS BED? 364 00:16:37,464 --> 00:16:40,100 - I GAVE IT TO JUSTIN FOR HIS NEW PLACE. 365 00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:42,135 - YOU GAVE IT TO JUSTIN? 366 00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:43,303 - HE NEEDED IT. 367 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:44,537 - AND HUNTER DOESN'T? 368 00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:47,374 - HUNTER'S NOT HERE. 369 00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:48,708 - HE WILL BE. 370 00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:51,244 - IN THAT CASE, WE'LL BUY ANOTHER BED. 371 00:16:51,278 --> 00:16:52,645 - WHERE ARE YOU GOING? TO SELL HIS CLOTHES? 372 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,414 CUT HIS FACE OUT OF ALL THE PHOTOS? 373 00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:56,816 - THAT'S UNFAIR. I WISH HE WERE HERE TOO, BUT HE'S NOT. 374 00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,051 HE'S GONE. 375 00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:02,189 - WELL, UNLIKE YOU, I STILL HAVE A LITTLE FAITH. 376 00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:03,790 - FAITH, DENIAL, 377 00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:05,325 EVERYONE MAKES THEIR OWN CHOICES. 378 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:10,330 MINE IS TO LET HIM GO, AND GET ON WITH MY LIFE. 379 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,199 YOU CHOOSE WHATEVER YOU WANT. 380 00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:17,304 - I FUCKED MY NINTH IN THE SAUNA. 381 00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:18,838 TWICE. 382 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,039 - WITNESSES? 383 00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:22,475 - THREE. 384 00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:26,779 AND YOU? 385 00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:31,718 - KNOCKED OFF SEVEN AND EIGHT. 386 00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:36,789 - VERY GOOD. 387 00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:40,193 BUT, ALAS... 388 00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:41,394 NOT GOOD ENOUGH. 389 00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:45,465 I'VE ONLY GOT ONE TO GO. 390 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,436 ALEX EASLEY. 391 00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:52,839 AND HE CERTAINLY LIVES UP TO HIS LAST NAME. 392 00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:55,442 THAT GUY'S GOT A SHRINE TO ME IN HIS BEDROOM. 393 00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:58,778 - YEAH. I SAW IT WHEN I FUCKED HIM. 394 00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:00,713 HOWEVER, THE TASK WON'T BE AS "EASLEY" ACCOMPLISHED 395 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,515 AS YOU THINK. 396 00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:04,117 HE LEAVES FOR PUERTO VALLARTA TOMORROW 397 00:18:04,151 --> 00:18:05,585 FOR A TWO-WEEK HOLIDAY. 398 00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:08,721 SO, UNLESS YOU'VE GOT A VERY LONG DICK, 399 00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,323 BY THE TIME HE GETS BACK, 400 00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:13,326 I'LL NOT ONLY HAVE EVENED THE SCORE... 401 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:16,329 I'LL HAVE WON. 402 00:18:16,363 --> 00:18:18,631 - HMM. 403 00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:21,501 - AH. AND THERE'S MY NUMBER NINE NOW. 404 00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:26,273 [muffled house music] 405 00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:28,208 - DO YOU REALIZE IF THIS THING PASSES, 406 00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:30,410 IT'LL TAKE AWAY MY RIGHTS, AS WELL AS THE RIGHTS 407 00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:32,479 OF EVERY OTHER GAY MAN AND WOMAN WHO LIVE IN THIS STATE? 408 00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:34,347 - I BELIEVE THAT'S THE POINT. 409 00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:36,516 - AND YOU DON'T CARE THAT I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO MARRY, 410 00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:39,486 OR ADOPT A CHILD, OR RECEIVE DOMESTIC PARTNERSHIP INSURANCE. 411 00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:40,753 - IT'S NOT JUST ME. 412 00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,289 THE VAST MAJORITY OF AMERICANS AGREE 413 00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:44,491 THAT YOU AND THE OTHERS LIKE YOU ARE A DISGRACE. 414 00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:46,793 YOU'RE AN ABOMINATION IN THE LORD'S EYES. 415 00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:48,228 BUT IT'S YOUR CHOICE. 416 00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:49,529 - IT'S NOT A CHOICE. 417 00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:50,930 - WELL, DON'T EXPECT TO BE REWARDED! 418 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,765 - WE'RE NOT ASKING TO BE REWARDED. 419 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,834 WE'RE ASKING FOR WHAT'S RIGHTFULLY OURS. 420 00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:56,636 - THE RIGHT TO PERVERT THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE? 421 00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:58,405 TO MAKE A MOCKERY OF FAMILY VALUES? 422 00:18:58,438 --> 00:19:01,341 - A HELL OF A LOT YOU KNOW ABOUT MARRIAGE OR FAMILY VALUES. 423 00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:03,276 YOU FUCKED AROUND ON MOM. - WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE. 424 00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:04,911 - OH, FORGIVE ME. SAYING "FUCK" IS FAR WORSE 425 00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:06,879 THAN WHAT YOU DID, YOU LYING HYPOCRITE. 426 00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:10,917 - FOR YOUR INFORMATION, JUSTIN, 427 00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:12,652 I DIDN'T BREAK UP OUR HOME LIFE 428 00:19:12,685 --> 00:19:15,388 OR DESTROY YOUR MOTHER'S AND MY MARRIAGE. YOU DID. 429 00:19:15,422 --> 00:19:17,390 - [chuckles] - AND YOU CAN LAUGH AT THAT TOO. 430 00:19:17,424 --> 00:19:18,691 BUT BEFORE YOU ANNOUNCED TO US AND THE WORLD 431 00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:20,460 THAT YOU WERE QUEER AND PROUD OF IT, 432 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,829 WE HAD A FAMILY, AND WE WERE DOING PRETTY GOOD. 433 00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:24,797 SO IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO BLAME, 434 00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:26,165 DON'T LOOK AT ME. 435 00:19:36,643 --> 00:19:39,346 - OH, GOD, I'D LOVE A JUMBO KIELBASA. 436 00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:40,813 - HEH. WHO WOULDN'T? 437 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:43,583 BUT REMEMBER WHAT THE DOCTOR SAID: 438 00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:46,453 LIPO IS NOT A LICENSE TO INDULGE. 439 00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:48,688 THE UNWANTED FAT WILL JUST COME BACK SOMEWHERE ELSE. 440 00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:51,291 - YEAH, JUST MY LUCK I'D GROW A SECOND ASS, 441 00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:52,992 OR TWO 50-POUND EARLOBES. [chuckles] 442 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,428 - MMM. - HEY. 443 00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:56,629 FORTUNATELY, THAT WON'T HAPPEN 444 00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:58,298 BECAUSE I HAVE YOU TO SAVE ME. 445 00:19:58,331 --> 00:20:01,301 WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT MY PILLAR OF STRENGTH? 446 00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:03,736 - NOT AS STRONG AS YOU THINK. 447 00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:06,339 THERE I WAS, SITTING BESIDE DREW. 448 00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:07,774 GOD, I WANTED HIM SO BAD, 449 00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:09,642 EVEN AFTER I SWORE I'D NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN. 450 00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:12,479 - WELL, MAYBE YOU WERE JUST FEELING SORRY FOR HIM, POOR GUY. 451 00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:14,614 - I TOLD HIM HOW HE COULD PUT A STOP TO THE WHOLE THING. 452 00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:16,616 ALL HE HAS TO DO IS COME OUT. 453 00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:19,619 - THAT'S ALL? HUH! YOU MAKE IT SOUND SO EASY. 454 00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:21,388 - IT WAS FOR ME. 455 00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:22,889 I MEAN, IT WAS OBVIOUS TO EVERYONE 456 00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:24,624 FROM THE MOMENT I POPPED OUT OF MY MAMA 457 00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:26,593 THAT I WAS THE NEW QUEEN OF HAZELHURST. 458 00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:28,361 THEY ALMOST NAMED ME ELIZABETH. 459 00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:29,729 - YOU WERE LUCKY. 460 00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:31,731 - THAT THEY NAMED ME EMMETT? 461 00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:33,500 - THAT IT WAS OBVIOUS. 462 00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:35,635 THAT YOU NEVER HAD TO GO THROUGH THE HELL OF HIDING IT, 463 00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:37,437 THE FEAR OF BEING FOUND OUT. 464 00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,474 BACK IN COLLEGE, 465 00:20:41,508 --> 00:20:43,776 I WAS A "ZAP." 466 00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:45,745 ZETA ALPHA PI. 467 00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:47,514 I COULDN'T BELIEVE WHEN I WAS ACCEPTED. 468 00:20:47,547 --> 00:20:49,416 I MEAN, IT WAS ONE OF THE HARDEST HOUSES TO PLEDGE. 469 00:20:49,449 --> 00:20:51,351 AND THEY WANTED ME? 470 00:20:51,384 --> 00:20:52,919 ANYWAY, 471 00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:54,787 EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT, I'D GO OUT DRINKING 472 00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:57,490 AND TROLLING FOR WOMEN WITH MY FRAT BUDDY, JACK. 473 00:20:57,524 --> 00:20:59,792 - OOH. 474 00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:03,530 - ONE NIGHT, WE CAME BACK TOTALLY SMASHED, 475 00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:05,932 AND IN MY INEBRIATED STATE I CONFESSED TO HIM 476 00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:07,367 THAT I KIND OF SORT OF TOTALLY HAD 477 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,369 THIS MAD, PASSIONATE CRUSH ON HIM. 478 00:21:09,402 --> 00:21:10,903 - AND HE SAID, "ME TOO!" 479 00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:13,406 AND YOU FELL INTO EACH OTHERS' ARMS. 480 00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:16,809 - HE PUNCHED ME IN THE NOSE, 481 00:21:16,843 --> 00:21:19,579 THEN TOLD EVERYBODY IN THE HOUSE I WAS A FAG. 482 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:23,082 AFTER THAT, I WAS CEREMONIOUSLY UN-ZAPPED. 483 00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:25,452 - I NEVER KNEW, TEDDY. 484 00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:27,086 - I MEAN, IT WAS HARD ENOUGH FOR ME, 485 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:29,556 A MERE MORTAL, TO COME OUT. 486 00:21:29,589 --> 00:21:31,758 FOR A DEITY LIKE DREW? I... 487 00:21:38,698 --> 00:21:40,533 - WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DRINK? 488 00:21:40,567 --> 00:21:41,468 - SCOTCH, PLEASE. 489 00:21:44,737 --> 00:21:46,105 - AND FOR YOU, SIR? 490 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:47,574 - JOHNNY WALKER. 491 00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:51,878 AND, UH, SOME EXTRA NUTS. 492 00:21:55,114 --> 00:21:57,517 WHY...ALEX? 493 00:21:59,051 --> 00:22:01,454 [grunting] 494 00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:07,994 I WIN! 495 00:22:08,027 --> 00:22:10,430 AND IT'S THREE HOURS EARLIER. 496 00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:13,733 - MA, I ASKED FOR PLAIN PAPER. 497 00:22:13,766 --> 00:22:16,469 - WELL, IF YOU WANT TO BE BORING, THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM. 498 00:22:16,503 --> 00:22:18,605 BUT DON'T INFLICT IT ON YOUR POOR KITCHEN. 499 00:22:18,638 --> 00:22:20,139 THIS WAY, EVERY TIME YOU OPEN A DRAWER, 500 00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:22,675 YOU GET A SURPRISE. - OR A HEART ATTACK. 501 00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:26,613 WHAT'S THIS? 502 00:22:28,515 --> 00:22:30,116 A SECRET STASH OF CAP'N CRUNCH. 503 00:22:30,149 --> 00:22:33,486 "KEEP YOUR FUCKIN' HANDS OFF! HUNTER." 504 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,054 - SOUNDS LIKE A NOVOTNY. 505 00:22:40,493 --> 00:22:42,061 HEARD FROM HIM LATELY? 506 00:22:42,094 --> 00:22:45,598 - NOT A FUCKING WORD. CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? 507 00:22:45,632 --> 00:22:46,899 THAT UNGRATEFUL LITTLE PRICK. 508 00:22:46,933 --> 00:22:48,067 AFTER ALL WE DID FOR HIM, 509 00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:50,002 TO JUST WALK AWAY LIKE THAT. 510 00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:52,505 WHO ELSE WOULD'VE TAKEN HIM IN, MADE HIM PART OF THE FAMILY? 511 00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:53,773 I MEAN, NOT THAT I CARE. 512 00:22:53,806 --> 00:22:54,941 - UH-HUH. 513 00:22:57,577 --> 00:23:00,179 - IT'S JUST REALLY DONE A NUMBER ON BEN. 514 00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:02,415 WE'RE FIGHTING ABOUT EVERYTHING. 515 00:23:02,449 --> 00:23:03,783 - ARE YOU TWO HAVING SEX? 516 00:23:03,816 --> 00:23:05,618 - MA... 517 00:23:05,652 --> 00:23:07,086 SHIT. 518 00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:09,021 - I JUST ASKED YOU THE QUESTION. 519 00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:10,156 DON'T WRECK THE HOUSE. 520 00:23:10,189 --> 00:23:11,858 - IT'S ALREADY WRECKED. 521 00:23:14,661 --> 00:23:17,430 AND, NO, WE'RE NOT HAVING SEX. 522 00:23:17,464 --> 00:23:19,766 - IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE. YOU'RE GRIEVING. 523 00:23:19,799 --> 00:23:21,400 BOTH OF YOU. 524 00:23:25,204 --> 00:23:26,539 HONEY. 525 00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:30,843 IT'S A TOUGH LESSON, 526 00:23:30,877 --> 00:23:33,446 BUT ONE THAT EVERYBODY WITH CHILDREN HAS TO LEARN. 527 00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:36,215 AFTER A POINT, YOU HAVE NO CONTROL OVER THEM. 528 00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:39,452 AND ALL YOU CAN DO IS HOPE YOU INSTILLED ENOUGH STRENGTH 529 00:23:39,486 --> 00:23:41,454 AND COMMON SENSE FOR HIM TO SURVIVE. 530 00:23:43,089 --> 00:23:45,725 AND THAT HE KNOWS YOU'RE STILL HERE FOR HIM, 531 00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:47,126 IN CASE SOMEDAY HE CHANGES HIS MIND 532 00:23:47,159 --> 00:23:50,530 AND HE DECIDES TO COME BACK. - HE WON'T. 533 00:23:50,563 --> 00:23:52,765 YOU AND BEN SHOULD BOTH GET THAT OUT OF YOUR HEADS. 534 00:23:54,567 --> 00:23:57,236 [glass clinking] 535 00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:59,706 - SURE, I'M INTO THAT. NO PROBLEM. 536 00:23:59,739 --> 00:24:00,940 50 BUCKS. 537 00:24:00,973 --> 00:24:03,476 [indistinct chatter] 538 00:24:03,510 --> 00:24:06,746 - IT'S SOMEWHERE AROUND HERE. 539 00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:08,247 - PROMISE YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED. 540 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,249 - YEAH, I'M INTO THAT. 541 00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:11,751 - HEY, HUNTER! 542 00:24:12,885 --> 00:24:13,986 HUNTER! 543 00:24:16,656 --> 00:24:17,824 NEVER MIND. 544 00:24:17,857 --> 00:24:18,958 - DON'T LOOK SO DISAPPOINTED. 545 00:24:18,991 --> 00:24:21,894 I CAN BE HUNTER IF YOU LIKE. 546 00:24:21,928 --> 00:24:23,496 - THANKS, IT'S NOT WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR. 547 00:24:23,530 --> 00:24:25,097 - THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE? HEY! 548 00:24:25,131 --> 00:24:27,233 WHATEVER HE DID FOR YOU, I CAN DO IT BETTER! 549 00:24:27,266 --> 00:24:29,902 - I KNOW HUNTER. 550 00:24:29,936 --> 00:24:30,903 - YOU DO? 551 00:24:32,872 --> 00:24:33,840 WHERE IS HE? 552 00:24:33,873 --> 00:24:35,708 - [chuckling] 553 00:24:35,742 --> 00:24:37,076 - OH, UH... 554 00:24:42,148 --> 00:24:43,750 - HE LEFT TOWN. 555 00:24:43,783 --> 00:24:45,051 - WHERE'D HE GO? 556 00:24:45,084 --> 00:24:47,053 - SOMEPLACE WARM'S ALL HE SAID. 557 00:24:47,086 --> 00:24:49,756 SAID HE HATED IT HERE, THAT HE'S NEVER COMING BACK. 558 00:24:55,227 --> 00:24:57,129 - THANKS. - HEY... 559 00:24:57,163 --> 00:25:00,032 AS LONG AS YOU PAID, WANT ME TO CHEER YOU UP? 560 00:25:09,642 --> 00:25:11,544 [laughter] 561 00:25:11,578 --> 00:25:12,945 - YOU KNOW, I'VE LIVED HERE ALL MY LIFE. 562 00:25:12,979 --> 00:25:15,014 I NEVER KNEW THAT RESTAURANT EXISTED. 563 00:25:15,047 --> 00:25:16,215 - ISN'T IT FABULOUS? 564 00:25:16,248 --> 00:25:17,750 - AH, THOSE STUFFED GRAPE LEAVES. 565 00:25:17,784 --> 00:25:18,918 - AND THAT LAMB. 566 00:25:18,951 --> 00:25:20,219 - THAT'S LINDSAY'S FAVORITE. 567 00:25:20,252 --> 00:25:22,288 SHE MARINATES IT IN OLIVE OIL AND MINT 568 00:25:22,321 --> 00:25:25,224 AND THEN GRILLS IT WITH SOME...UM... 569 00:25:28,260 --> 00:25:30,697 YOU KNOW, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO TO GREECE. 570 00:25:30,730 --> 00:25:32,799 ATHENS, MYKONOS. 571 00:25:32,832 --> 00:25:35,301 - NOT TO MENTION LESBOS. IMAGINE... 572 00:25:35,334 --> 00:25:39,238 A WHOLE ISLAND WHERE EVERY MAN, WOMAN, AND CHILD IS A LESBIAN. 573 00:25:39,271 --> 00:25:41,908 [both laugh] 574 00:25:41,941 --> 00:25:43,075 - [sighs] 575 00:25:44,343 --> 00:25:46,579 I MUST HAVE ONION BREATH... 576 00:25:46,613 --> 00:25:49,081 UM, FROM THE GREEK SALAD. 577 00:25:49,115 --> 00:25:52,084 - THEN I MUST TOO. WE'LL CANCEL EACH OTHER OUT. 578 00:25:54,821 --> 00:25:56,122 - IT'S NOT JUST THE ONIONS. 579 00:25:56,155 --> 00:25:57,990 - I KNOW. 580 00:25:58,024 --> 00:26:00,326 - IT'S--IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE I-- 581 00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:02,695 - NO NEED TO EXPLAIN. 582 00:26:02,729 --> 00:26:04,230 SOME OTHER TIME. 583 00:26:04,263 --> 00:26:05,231 - [clears throat] 584 00:26:15,174 --> 00:26:16,609 [door opens] 585 00:26:16,643 --> 00:26:17,710 - [gasps] OH. 586 00:26:19,245 --> 00:26:21,313 I'M SORRY. 587 00:26:23,983 --> 00:26:25,985 THE TRASH COMES TOMORROW AND... 588 00:26:27,319 --> 00:26:29,622 - LINZ, THIS IS CORINNE. 589 00:26:29,656 --> 00:26:30,623 - HEY. 590 00:26:30,657 --> 00:26:31,791 - HI. 591 00:26:33,660 --> 00:26:34,961 - WE VOLUNTEER 592 00:26:34,994 --> 00:26:36,328 AT THE CENTER TOGETHER. 593 00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:39,966 - I JUST REMEMBERED, 594 00:26:39,999 --> 00:26:42,702 I FORGOT THE TRASH FROM UPSTAIRS. 595 00:26:42,735 --> 00:26:44,036 SO I'LL JUST... 596 00:26:44,070 --> 00:26:45,738 GO UP AND COLLECT IT. 597 00:26:47,006 --> 00:26:49,008 THE TRASH FROM UPSTAIRS. 598 00:26:52,211 --> 00:26:54,013 [door closes] 599 00:26:58,017 --> 00:26:59,051 - [clears throat] 600 00:27:01,087 --> 00:27:02,722 - PEACH... 601 00:27:02,755 --> 00:27:04,056 A LA MODE. 602 00:27:04,090 --> 00:27:05,758 - OH. NO, THANKS. 603 00:27:07,226 --> 00:27:08,895 SHAME TO LET IT MELT. 604 00:27:08,928 --> 00:27:11,130 SO YOU STILL GETTING CALLS FROM "THE BREATHER"? 605 00:27:11,163 --> 00:27:13,399 - I HAVE A FEELING THOSE HAVE STOPPED FOR GOOD. 606 00:27:13,432 --> 00:27:15,134 - THAT'S A RELIEF. 607 00:27:15,167 --> 00:27:17,303 - ACTUALLY, I KIND OF MISS 'EM. 608 00:27:20,106 --> 00:27:23,009 - JUICE. COFFEE. 609 00:27:23,042 --> 00:27:24,310 THREE EGG WHITES, SCRAMBLED. 610 00:27:24,343 --> 00:27:25,812 - IT'S A LITTLE LATE FOR BREAKFAST. 611 00:27:25,845 --> 00:27:27,313 - NOT IF YOU'VE BEEN UP ALL NIGHT. 612 00:27:27,346 --> 00:27:29,882 - YOU KNOW, A MAN YOUR AGE 613 00:27:29,916 --> 00:27:31,083 SHOULD TAKE BETTER CARE OF HIMSELF. 614 00:27:31,117 --> 00:27:32,952 YOU COULD DIE OF A STROKE. 615 00:27:32,985 --> 00:27:34,787 - I'M COUNTING ON YOU TO GET TO ME FIRST. 616 00:27:34,821 --> 00:27:37,156 - UH-HUH. 617 00:27:37,189 --> 00:27:38,357 - SO WHERE WERE YOU? 618 00:27:38,390 --> 00:27:40,359 TOOL SHED? SLAMMER? THE PISS HOLE? 619 00:27:40,392 --> 00:27:41,894 - PUERTO VALLARTA. 620 00:27:41,928 --> 00:27:44,897 - MM, MUST BE A NEW ONE. WHERE IS IT? 621 00:27:44,931 --> 00:27:46,365 - MEXICO. 622 00:27:46,398 --> 00:27:47,834 YOU WENT TO... 623 00:27:47,867 --> 00:27:49,769 - AND BACK IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS. 624 00:27:49,802 --> 00:27:51,904 - WELL, THAT WAS A QUICKIE. 625 00:27:51,938 --> 00:27:53,439 - IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE. 626 00:27:53,472 --> 00:27:56,242 I HAD A PRESSING PIECE OF BUSINESS TO ATTEND TO. 627 00:27:56,275 --> 00:27:57,777 - AND DID YOU TAKE CARE OF IT? 628 00:27:57,810 --> 00:27:59,445 - ONCE, AT CRUISING ALTITUDE, 629 00:27:59,478 --> 00:28:01,981 AND ONCE WHILE WE WERE MAKING OUR APPROACH. 630 00:28:03,382 --> 00:28:05,852 - COFFEE, JUICE-- EGGS'LL BE READY 631 00:28:05,885 --> 00:28:07,820 SOON AS THE HENS FINISH LAYING 'EM. 632 00:28:09,221 --> 00:28:10,923 - YOU THINK HE'S A TOP? 633 00:28:10,957 --> 00:28:12,792 - SOME OF THOSE HUNKS, WHEN YOU GET THEM IN BED, 634 00:28:12,825 --> 00:28:14,927 TURN OUT TO BE THE BIGGEST BOTTOMS. 635 00:28:14,961 --> 00:28:17,329 - I'D DO HIM EITHER WAY. 636 00:28:17,363 --> 00:28:19,365 - AND WHO MIGHT THAT BE? 637 00:28:19,398 --> 00:28:21,367 - THE QUEEN WHO JUST GOT OUTED. 638 00:28:29,441 --> 00:28:31,277 - EXCUSE ME, SIR, YOU MIGHT WANT TO READ THIS 639 00:28:31,310 --> 00:28:33,212 BEFORE YOU SHOP AT TAYLOR ELECTRONICS. 640 00:28:33,245 --> 00:28:34,814 - DO YOU KNOW THAT THE OWNER OF THIS STORE 641 00:28:34,847 --> 00:28:36,282 IS A HATE-MONGERING BIGOT 642 00:28:36,315 --> 00:28:38,484 WHO WANTS TO DENY HONEST CITIZENS THEIR RIGHTS? 643 00:28:38,517 --> 00:28:42,054 - DON'T SUPPORT BUSINESSES THAT DON'T SUPPORT ALL AMERICANS! 644 00:28:44,456 --> 00:28:46,358 - EXCUSE ME, FOLKS, 645 00:28:46,392 --> 00:28:48,494 BUT YOU'RE TRESPASSING ON PRIVATE PROPERTY. 646 00:28:48,527 --> 00:28:51,130 - DO YOU WANT TO DENY US A FEW MORE LIBERTIES? 647 00:28:51,163 --> 00:28:52,398 - MA'AM, IF YOU DON'T LEAVE, 648 00:28:52,431 --> 00:28:53,900 WE'LL BE FORCED TO MAKE YOU LEAVE. 649 00:28:53,933 --> 00:28:56,302 - OH, YEAH? WELL, MY HUSBAND... 650 00:28:56,335 --> 00:28:59,171 'CEPT I'M NOT MARRIED 'CAUSE MY GAY SON HERE CAN'T GET MARRIED, 651 00:28:59,205 --> 00:29:01,307 HAPPENS TO BE DETECTIVE CARL HORVATH. 652 00:29:01,340 --> 00:29:03,242 EVER HEARD OF HIM? - YES, MA'AM. 653 00:29:03,275 --> 00:29:05,111 I'VE HEARD OF YOU TOO. 654 00:29:05,144 --> 00:29:07,413 - IT'S NO PROBLEM, OFFICER. COME ON, MOM. 655 00:29:07,446 --> 00:29:08,547 - YEAH, LET'S MOVE ACROSS THE STREET, GUYS. 656 00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:09,916 WE CAN STILL MAKE OUR POINT 657 00:29:09,949 --> 00:29:11,383 WITHOUT GETTING INTO TROUBLE. 658 00:29:11,417 --> 00:29:13,786 - WELL, WE'LL JUST YELL TWICE AS LOUD! 659 00:29:13,820 --> 00:29:15,221 all: YEAH! 660 00:29:16,355 --> 00:29:17,790 - YOU TOO, SON. 661 00:29:17,824 --> 00:29:20,526 - I'M NOT YOUR SON. I'M HIS. 662 00:29:20,559 --> 00:29:22,161 AND I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 663 00:29:22,194 --> 00:29:23,529 - WHATEVER ISSUES YOU HAVE WITH YOUR FATHER, 664 00:29:23,562 --> 00:29:25,164 YOU SHOULD SETTLE THEM OFF THE STREET. 665 00:29:25,197 --> 00:29:27,166 - I ALREADY TRIED THAT. 666 00:29:28,901 --> 00:29:30,536 I'M STANDING IN FRONT OF YOUR DOOR, DAD, 667 00:29:30,569 --> 00:29:32,304 IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE. 668 00:29:32,338 --> 00:29:34,040 NOW YOU CAN CALL IN YOUR TROOPS, 669 00:29:34,073 --> 00:29:35,341 BUT I'M NOT GOING TO DISAPPEAR. 670 00:29:35,374 --> 00:29:38,010 SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, HMM? 671 00:29:38,044 --> 00:29:40,446 COME ON, DAD, WHY DON'T YOU SHOW US YOUR GREAT FAMILY VALUES 672 00:29:40,479 --> 00:29:42,114 AND HAVE THEM ARREST YOUR SON. 673 00:29:44,216 --> 00:29:45,184 - SIR? 674 00:29:48,187 --> 00:29:49,455 - GO ON. 675 00:29:49,488 --> 00:29:51,057 - YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THAT, SIR? 676 00:29:51,090 --> 00:29:53,325 - I TOLD YOU TO GET HIM OUT OF HERE. 677 00:29:56,395 --> 00:29:58,064 - YOU ARE HEREBY ARRESTED 678 00:29:58,097 --> 00:30:00,566 FOR UNLAWFULLY TRESPASSING ON PRIVATE PROPERTY. 679 00:30:00,599 --> 00:30:02,368 ANYTHING YOU SAY MAY AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU 680 00:30:02,401 --> 00:30:03,903 IN A COURT OF LAW. 681 00:30:03,936 --> 00:30:05,304 YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO AN ATTORNEY... 682 00:30:05,337 --> 00:30:07,206 [protestors chanting] 683 00:30:10,609 --> 00:30:12,478 - MEET MY NUMBER TEN. 684 00:30:12,511 --> 00:30:14,113 - I ALREADY HAVE. 685 00:30:14,146 --> 00:30:15,581 HE WAS MY NUMBER... 686 00:30:15,614 --> 00:30:17,449 FIVE, I BELIEVE. 687 00:30:17,483 --> 00:30:19,451 ANYWAY, YOU NEEDN'T BOTHER. 688 00:30:19,485 --> 00:30:20,920 I ALREADY WON. 689 00:30:20,953 --> 00:30:24,223 - [scoffs] WELL, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 690 00:30:24,256 --> 00:30:25,958 GUY'S IN PUERTO VALLARTA. 691 00:30:27,894 --> 00:30:32,932 WE BOTH HAD A LOVELY FLIGHT. 692 00:30:32,965 --> 00:30:35,968 ALTHOUGH THERE WAS A LITTLE TURBULENCE IN THE TOILET. 693 00:30:37,636 --> 00:30:40,606 GAME, SET AND MATCH, SPORT. 694 00:30:40,639 --> 00:30:43,009 THE WINNER, AND STILL CHAMPION, 695 00:30:43,042 --> 00:30:46,412 IS YOURS TRULY. 696 00:30:46,445 --> 00:30:49,515 - SO I GUESS YOU'LL BE WANTING TO COLLECT YOUR TROPHY. 697 00:30:49,548 --> 00:30:51,050 - YOU BET YOUR ASS. 698 00:30:53,119 --> 00:30:54,853 SO YOU'D BETTER POLISH IT UP. 699 00:30:59,125 --> 00:31:01,093 - HE SAID HE'D GO TO THE PRESS, 700 00:31:01,127 --> 00:31:03,963 THAT IF I DIDN'T PAY HIM, THE TABLOIDS WOULD. 701 00:31:03,996 --> 00:31:05,531 SO I TOLD HIM TO GO FUCK HIMSELF, 702 00:31:05,564 --> 00:31:07,399 I WASN'T GOING TO GIVE HIM ANOTHER CENT. 703 00:31:07,433 --> 00:31:10,002 NOW THE DAMN PAPARAZZIS SURROUNDED MY HOUSE. 704 00:31:10,036 --> 00:31:11,904 I CAN'T EVEN GO HOME. 705 00:31:11,938 --> 00:31:15,274 I FEEL LIKE A FUGITIVE, A...CRIMINAL! 706 00:31:15,307 --> 00:31:17,443 - YEAH, THAT'S WHY I CALLED, 707 00:31:17,476 --> 00:31:19,145 TO LET YOU KNOW YOU HAVE A FRIEND. 708 00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:22,681 - I'VE ALREADY CALLED MY LAWYERS. 709 00:31:22,714 --> 00:31:24,183 I'M GOING TO FILE A LAWSUIT. 710 00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:26,318 SUE 'EM FOR 30 MILLION. 711 00:31:26,352 --> 00:31:28,587 - WHAT ABOUT THE PHOTOGRAPHS? THEY'RE REAL. 712 00:31:28,620 --> 00:31:31,057 - I'LL DENY IT. 713 00:31:31,090 --> 00:31:34,126 I'LL SAY THEY WERE PHOTOSHOPPED, THE WORK OF A BLACKMAILER. 714 00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:35,461 THEY THINK THEY CAN MESS WITH ME, 715 00:31:35,494 --> 00:31:37,463 THEY'VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMING. 716 00:31:37,496 --> 00:31:40,399 THIS TIME, THEY FUCKED WITH THE WRONG GUY! 717 00:31:40,432 --> 00:31:42,068 - WHAT ABOUT THE NEXT TIME? 718 00:31:42,101 --> 00:31:44,170 - THERE ISN'T GOING TO BE A NEXT TIME. 719 00:31:44,203 --> 00:31:46,172 - OH, YOU PLANNING ON GIVING UP SEX? 720 00:31:46,205 --> 00:31:47,940 - WHO SAID THAT? 721 00:31:47,974 --> 00:31:49,575 THERE'RE PLENTY OF WOMEN. 722 00:31:49,608 --> 00:31:51,210 - MAYBE SO, BUT... 723 00:31:51,243 --> 00:31:52,544 WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU HAD SEX WITH A WOMAN 724 00:31:52,578 --> 00:31:54,180 THAT YOU DIDN'T THINK ABOUT A MAN? 725 00:31:58,217 --> 00:32:01,187 IT'S WHO YOU ARE, BABY. 726 00:32:01,220 --> 00:32:03,455 YOU CAN'T FIGHT IT. 727 00:32:03,489 --> 00:32:05,958 SOONER OR LATER, THERE'RE GOING TO BE OTHER GUYS. 728 00:32:05,992 --> 00:32:08,294 AND EACH TIME THERE ARE, YOU'LL BE SCARED SHITLESS 729 00:32:08,327 --> 00:32:10,963 WONDERING, "DID HE RECOGNIZE ME? 730 00:32:10,997 --> 00:32:13,699 IS HE GOING TO BLACKMAIL ME? IS HE GOING TO THE TABLOIDS?" 731 00:32:13,732 --> 00:32:16,935 I MEAN, IS THAT HOW YOU WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE? 732 00:32:23,409 --> 00:32:25,511 - THANKS FOR BAILING ME OUT. 733 00:32:25,544 --> 00:32:27,980 - WHEN I TAUGHT YOU TO SAY "PLEASE" AND "THANK YOU," 734 00:32:28,014 --> 00:32:31,050 I NEVER QUITE EXPECTED TO HEAR IT USED THAT WAY. 735 00:32:31,083 --> 00:32:32,618 - YOU TOO, BEN. - ANYTIME. 736 00:32:32,651 --> 00:32:34,186 ACTUALLY, I TAKE THAT BACK. 737 00:32:34,220 --> 00:32:35,521 LET'S HOPE IT'S THE LAST TIME. 738 00:32:35,554 --> 00:32:37,389 - YOU CAN DAMN WELL BE SURE OF THAT. 739 00:32:37,423 --> 00:32:39,725 I'M GOING TO HAVE A FEW WORDS WITH YOUR FATHER, 740 00:32:39,758 --> 00:32:42,128 STARTING WITH, "YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH!" 741 00:32:42,161 --> 00:32:44,530 - I WOULDN'T WASTE YOUR BREATH. HE'S NOT WORTH IT. 742 00:32:44,563 --> 00:32:46,198 - I CAN'T BELIEVE A FATHER WOULD ACTUALLY 743 00:32:46,232 --> 00:32:48,067 HAVE HIS OWN SON ARRESTED. 744 00:32:48,100 --> 00:32:49,668 - AND I DON'T BELIEVE YOU'VE EVER HAD THE DISPLEASURE 745 00:32:49,701 --> 00:32:51,770 OF MEETING MY EX-HUSBAND. 746 00:32:51,803 --> 00:32:53,672 - I USED TO THINK IN TIME, HE WOULD COME AROUND. 747 00:32:53,705 --> 00:32:56,442 BUT NOW I THINK THAT HE WOULD RATHER SEE ME DEAD THAN GAY. 748 00:32:58,510 --> 00:33:01,247 - YOUR DAD DOESN'T KNOW HOW LUCKY HE IS TO HAVE A SON. 749 00:33:03,549 --> 00:33:05,251 WHY DON'T I GO GET THE CAR? 750 00:33:05,284 --> 00:33:06,652 - YEAH. THANKS, BEN. 751 00:33:11,257 --> 00:33:13,359 I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT, EVEN THOUGH YOUR FATHER 752 00:33:13,392 --> 00:33:17,129 MAY NO LONGER CONSIDER YOU HIS SON, 753 00:33:17,163 --> 00:33:19,165 YOU WILL ALWAYS BE MINE. 754 00:33:19,198 --> 00:33:20,699 - THANKS. 755 00:33:20,732 --> 00:33:23,435 I'M JUST SORRY I FUCKED THINGS UP. 756 00:33:23,469 --> 00:33:25,304 - FUCKED WHAT UP? 757 00:33:25,337 --> 00:33:27,506 - WELL, DAD SAYS IT'S ON ACCOUNT OF ME, THAT... 758 00:33:27,539 --> 00:33:31,243 THAT I'M THE ONE THAT DESTROYED YOUR MARRIAGE. 759 00:33:31,277 --> 00:33:33,579 - HONEY, YOU DON'T REALLY BELIEVE THAT? 760 00:33:33,612 --> 00:33:35,181 - MM. 761 00:33:35,214 --> 00:33:37,683 - WELL, IT'S NOT TRUE. 762 00:33:37,716 --> 00:33:39,251 WE WERE HAVING PROBLEMS 763 00:33:39,285 --> 00:33:41,820 LONG BEFORE YOU TOLD US YOU'RE GAY. 764 00:33:41,853 --> 00:33:44,056 SO, IF HE WANTS TO LIE TO HIMSELF 765 00:33:44,090 --> 00:33:46,058 AND BLAME YOU, LET HIM. 766 00:33:46,092 --> 00:33:50,196 DON'T YOU DARE BLAME YOURSELF. 767 00:33:50,229 --> 00:33:51,697 HMM? - YEAH. 768 00:33:56,302 --> 00:33:59,138 - IT WAS SO AWFUL SEEING MEL KISSING THAT WOMAN, 769 00:33:59,171 --> 00:34:01,473 WHILE I JUST STOOD THERE HOLDING THE GARBAGE. 770 00:34:01,507 --> 00:34:03,442 - HMM, I THINK IT'S SHOCKING. 771 00:34:03,475 --> 00:34:05,211 - ISN'T IT? 772 00:34:05,244 --> 00:34:08,314 - I MEAN, THAT SOMEONE WOULD WANT TO KISS MEL. 773 00:34:08,347 --> 00:34:09,681 - OW! 774 00:34:09,715 --> 00:34:11,617 FUCK! 775 00:34:11,650 --> 00:34:13,852 - YOU DESERVED THAT. 776 00:34:13,885 --> 00:34:15,287 YOU WANT ME TO RUB THE BOO-BOO 777 00:34:15,321 --> 00:34:16,622 AND MAKE IT BETTER? 778 00:34:16,655 --> 00:34:19,225 - YOU LEAVE MY BOO-BOO ALONE. 779 00:34:19,258 --> 00:34:21,093 CHRIST. 780 00:34:21,127 --> 00:34:22,861 YOU CAN BARELY TURN AROUND IN HERE. 781 00:34:22,894 --> 00:34:24,630 - WELL, WHERE ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO GO? 782 00:34:24,663 --> 00:34:26,498 SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN OR ON THE FRONT PORCH? 783 00:34:26,532 --> 00:34:29,301 - THIS WHOLE IN-HOUSE SEPARATION IS FOR SHIT. 784 00:34:29,335 --> 00:34:31,870 - WE NEED TO DO IT FOR FINANCIAL REASONS. 785 00:34:31,903 --> 00:34:33,605 - AT THE EXPENSE OF YOUR EMOTIONAL REASON? 786 00:34:34,806 --> 00:34:35,874 AND WHAT'S NEXT? 787 00:34:35,907 --> 00:34:37,176 YOU COME IN ON THEM FUCKING? 788 00:34:37,209 --> 00:34:38,477 - DON'T SAY THAT. 789 00:34:38,510 --> 00:34:39,578 - CAN'T FACE IT? 790 00:34:39,611 --> 00:34:41,780 - NO, I CAN'T FACE IT. 791 00:34:46,418 --> 00:34:49,721 I GUESS WHEN I MOVED BACK INTO THIS HOUSE, I... 792 00:34:49,755 --> 00:34:54,493 THOUGHT, DESPITE WHAT I KNEW, DESPITE THE RULES, THAT... 793 00:34:54,526 --> 00:34:56,328 SOMEHOW, MEL AND I WOULD... 794 00:34:56,362 --> 00:34:58,096 - WOULD GET BACK TOGETHER. 795 00:35:00,232 --> 00:35:03,369 YOU DYKES JUST CAN'T LET GO, CAN YOU? 796 00:35:03,402 --> 00:35:06,338 JUST CAN'T GET IT THROUGH YOUR LESBIANIC BRAINS 797 00:35:06,372 --> 00:35:09,475 THAT YOU HAVE TO STOP CLINGING TO YOUR PAST AND MOVE ON. 798 00:35:09,508 --> 00:35:11,210 - MOVE ON? 799 00:35:11,243 --> 00:35:14,146 THAT'S A GOOD ONE, COMING FROM YOU. 800 00:35:14,180 --> 00:35:15,914 CARRYING ON LIKE AN OVER-SEXED ADOLESCENT, 801 00:35:15,947 --> 00:35:18,417 THAT "FUCK-OFF" OF YOURS. 802 00:35:20,252 --> 00:35:21,687 YES, I KNOW ALL ABOUT IT. 803 00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:23,755 EVERYONE KNOWS ALL ABOUT IT. 804 00:35:23,789 --> 00:35:25,624 A CHILDISH COMPETITION BETWEEN YOU 805 00:35:25,657 --> 00:35:27,493 AND THIS YEAR'S YOUNG HOT STUD. 806 00:35:27,526 --> 00:35:29,528 NOT ONLY IS IT LUDICROUS, 807 00:35:29,561 --> 00:35:31,530 IT'S HUMILIATING. 808 00:35:33,532 --> 00:35:35,401 WELL, I HOPE YOU WIN. 809 00:35:35,434 --> 00:35:39,438 EVEN THOUGH YOU'VE ALREADY LOST SOMETHING FAR MORE VALUABLE. 810 00:35:42,341 --> 00:35:45,244 SO DON'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT CLINGING ON TO MY PAST 811 00:35:45,277 --> 00:35:47,579 UNTIL YOU'RE WILLING TO LET GO OF YOURS. 812 00:35:57,323 --> 00:35:58,957 - [on TV] STOP RIGHT THERE! 813 00:35:58,990 --> 00:36:02,361 - I'M A POLICE OFFICER. DETECTIVE ELAINE BENDER, METRO. 814 00:36:02,394 --> 00:36:03,795 HEY. HEY! 815 00:36:03,829 --> 00:36:06,465 - YOU KNOW, I SOLVE CRIMES FOR A LIVING. 816 00:36:06,498 --> 00:36:08,800 AND I CAN TELL YOU, IT DOESN'T HAPPEN IN 60 MINUTES 817 00:36:08,834 --> 00:36:11,737 WITH THE HELP OF A PARTNER WHO LOOKS LIKE A RUNWAY MODEL. 818 00:36:11,770 --> 00:36:13,939 - THAT'S WHY THERE'S NO CSI: PITTSBURGH. 819 00:36:13,972 --> 00:36:16,208 - [chuckles] [doorbell rings] 820 00:36:16,242 --> 00:36:17,809 - SWEETHEART, WOULD YOU GET THAT? 821 00:36:17,843 --> 00:36:24,850 THE RUNWAY MODEL'S ABOUT TO NAIL THE KILLER. 822 00:36:24,883 --> 00:36:26,952 - OH, MY GOD! DREW BOYD. 823 00:36:26,985 --> 00:36:28,754 UH, WE MET YOU LAST YEAR AT THE GAME. 824 00:36:28,787 --> 00:36:30,356 - I REMEMBER. 825 00:36:30,389 --> 00:36:31,990 YOU WERE WITH THIS LOUD WOMAN WITH RED HAIR. 826 00:36:32,023 --> 00:36:34,693 - THAT WOULD BE ME. 827 00:36:34,726 --> 00:36:36,295 - UH, IS-- IS EMMETT HERE? 828 00:36:36,328 --> 00:36:37,829 - HONEY, IS EMMETT HERE? 829 00:36:37,863 --> 00:36:40,366 - EMMETT! 830 00:36:40,399 --> 00:36:41,500 - COME IN, PLEASE. - THANK YOU. 831 00:36:44,670 --> 00:36:47,306 - LOOK, I-I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW, 832 00:36:47,339 --> 00:36:49,908 I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO IN BED OR WHO YOU DO IT WITH. 833 00:36:49,941 --> 00:36:52,878 YOU'RE STILL ONE HELL OF A BALL PLAYER. 834 00:36:52,911 --> 00:36:56,882 - YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW SORRY I AM YOU HAD TO SAY THAT. 835 00:36:56,915 --> 00:36:58,617 BUT HOW GLAD I AM YOU DID. 836 00:36:59,685 --> 00:37:00,986 - DEB... 837 00:37:01,019 --> 00:37:02,521 DID YOU CALL? 838 00:37:16,835 --> 00:37:19,271 - WANT SOME? - NO, THANKS. 839 00:37:19,305 --> 00:37:21,039 - SURE? THERE'S ENOUGH FOR TWO. 840 00:37:21,072 --> 00:37:22,908 - WE EACH MAKE OUR OWN DINNER. ISN'T THAT WHAT WE AGREED ON? 841 00:37:27,846 --> 00:37:29,948 - LINZ, I'M SO SORRY... 842 00:37:29,981 --> 00:37:32,017 FOR THAT KISS WITH CORINNE. 843 00:37:32,050 --> 00:37:33,819 THAT YOU HAD TO SEE IT, THAT WE DID IT 844 00:37:33,852 --> 00:37:35,487 RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU. 845 00:37:35,521 --> 00:37:37,823 - PLEASE, DON'T GIVE IT ANOTHER THOUGHT. REALLY. 846 00:37:37,856 --> 00:37:41,026 IN FACT, I'M THE ONE WHO SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO YOU, 847 00:37:41,059 --> 00:37:42,761 FOR INTRUDING. 848 00:37:42,794 --> 00:37:45,564 - IT'S PRETTY MESSY, HUH? - YEAH, I'LL SAY. 849 00:37:45,597 --> 00:37:48,534 - MM, I THINK WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS. 850 00:37:50,669 --> 00:37:52,304 I THINK WE SHOULD MAKE IT A RULE 851 00:37:52,338 --> 00:37:53,439 THAT IF WE'RE DATING SOMEONE-- 852 00:37:53,472 --> 00:37:55,307 - ARE YOU DATING HER? 853 00:37:57,476 --> 00:37:58,510 - NO. 854 00:37:58,544 --> 00:37:59,511 NOT REALLY. 855 00:37:59,545 --> 00:38:00,712 UH, I DON'T THINK SO. 856 00:38:00,746 --> 00:38:01,947 - BUT YOU'RE SEEING HER. 857 00:38:01,980 --> 00:38:03,582 - WELL, I GUESS... 858 00:38:03,615 --> 00:38:05,551 I DON'T KNOW. WELL, ANYWAY, I WAS SAYING-- 859 00:38:05,584 --> 00:38:07,586 - I'M SORRY. FORGIVE ME, I INTERRUPTED YOU. 860 00:38:07,619 --> 00:38:09,054 - NO, NO, NO. IT'S OKAY. - GO ON. 861 00:38:09,087 --> 00:38:10,989 - I WAS JUST SAYING THAT IF THERE'S ANYONE 862 00:38:11,022 --> 00:38:12,791 EITHER ONE OF US HAS AN INTEREST IN, 863 00:38:12,824 --> 00:38:14,526 THAT WE SHOULD MAKE IT A RULE 864 00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:15,827 THAT WE DON'T BRING THAT PERSON HOME, TO THE HOUSE. 865 00:38:15,861 --> 00:38:17,329 - I AGREE. 866 00:38:17,363 --> 00:38:18,864 - GOOD. 867 00:38:18,897 --> 00:38:20,932 - SEE? WE CAN WORK THESE THINGS OUT. 868 00:38:20,966 --> 00:38:23,869 - THANK GOD, WE'RE STILL MATURE ADULTS 869 00:38:23,902 --> 00:38:27,373 WITH OPEN COMMUNICATION. - YES. THANK GOD. 870 00:38:34,380 --> 00:38:36,114 - YOU CAN HAVE MY ASS, 871 00:38:36,147 --> 00:38:37,549 BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE ME. 872 00:38:37,583 --> 00:38:39,117 - [chuckles] 873 00:38:39,150 --> 00:38:41,687 DEFIANT EVEN IN DEFEAT. 874 00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:42,854 I LIKE THAT. 875 00:38:48,994 --> 00:38:51,963 - NICE PLACE. - YEAH. 876 00:38:51,997 --> 00:38:55,367 - SO, SHALL WE GET THIS OVER WITH? 877 00:38:55,401 --> 00:38:57,068 - ALLOW ME TO POINT THE WAY. 878 00:39:01,907 --> 00:39:03,442 - JUST GO SLOW 879 00:39:03,475 --> 00:39:04,976 AND TAKE IT EASY. 880 00:39:05,010 --> 00:39:07,112 I DON'T BOTTOM VERY OFTEN. 881 00:39:07,145 --> 00:39:08,780 - [chuckles] 882 00:39:08,814 --> 00:39:10,782 - WELL, YOU'LL HAVE TO TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT. 883 00:39:43,114 --> 00:39:44,550 AHH. 884 00:39:56,094 --> 00:39:57,896 - WELL? 885 00:39:57,929 --> 00:39:59,831 IS IT ALL YOU DREAMT IT WOULD BE? 886 00:39:59,865 --> 00:40:01,833 - AND LESS. 887 00:40:01,867 --> 00:40:03,702 BUT WE'LL MAKE DO. 888 00:40:16,948 --> 00:40:18,884 AREN'T YOU GOING TO COLLECT YOUR PRIZE? 889 00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:23,855 - [sighs] 890 00:40:23,889 --> 00:40:25,557 IT'S NOT MUCH OF A VICTORY, 891 00:40:25,591 --> 00:40:28,560 CONSIDERING MY YEARS OF EXPERIENCE AND EXPERTISE. 892 00:40:31,963 --> 00:40:33,599 - YOUR YEARS ARE NUMBERED. 893 00:40:33,632 --> 00:40:35,667 EVENTUALLY, I'M GOING TO TEAR YOU DOWN 894 00:40:35,701 --> 00:40:37,135 AND PULL YOU APART. 895 00:40:49,715 --> 00:40:50,982 - PUT YOUR PANTS ON. 896 00:40:52,117 --> 00:40:53,685 - HUH? 897 00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:57,856 - I SAID, "PUT YOUR PANTS ON." 898 00:40:57,889 --> 00:40:59,124 GET OUT. 899 00:41:02,628 --> 00:41:05,063 - WHATEVER YOU SAY. YOU'RE THE WINNER. 900 00:41:28,687 --> 00:41:31,256 - SO, YOU, UH, SURE YOU SHOULD BE HERE, 901 00:41:31,289 --> 00:41:33,992 IN A GAY GUY'S ROOM? 902 00:41:34,025 --> 00:41:35,493 - YOU TAKING PICTURES? 903 00:41:37,028 --> 00:41:38,229 - I WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT. 904 00:41:39,631 --> 00:41:41,266 - I KNOW. 905 00:41:41,299 --> 00:41:42,601 - WHAT'S GOING ON? 906 00:41:42,634 --> 00:41:44,736 [muffled shouts] 907 00:41:44,770 --> 00:41:46,872 - OH, THE PRESS. THEY FOLLOWED ME HERE. 908 00:41:46,905 --> 00:41:48,740 - DIDN'T YOU KNOW THEY WOULD? 909 00:41:48,774 --> 00:41:50,041 - I'M ALLOWED TO HAVE FRIENDS, AREN'T I? 910 00:41:50,075 --> 00:41:51,743 GAY OR STRAIGHT. SINCE WHEN IS THAT A CRIME? 911 00:41:51,777 --> 00:41:53,779 - HEY, YOU'RE PREACHING TO THE CHOIR, HONEY. 912 00:41:53,812 --> 00:41:55,280 TELL THEM. 913 00:41:55,313 --> 00:41:58,884 - MAYBE I WILL. 914 00:41:58,917 --> 00:42:03,088 - I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO FIGHT IT. 915 00:42:03,121 --> 00:42:04,790 - MAYBE I CAN'T FIGHT IT. 916 00:42:07,659 --> 00:42:11,062 WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT ME HAVING FEELINGS FOR YOU... 917 00:42:11,096 --> 00:42:12,230 IT'S TRUE. 918 00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:17,035 THERE MIGHT BE A PART OF ME THAT... 919 00:42:17,068 --> 00:42:18,970 NO, THERE IS A PART OF ME... 920 00:42:22,073 --> 00:42:23,709 THAT WANTS TO KISS YOU. 921 00:42:28,213 --> 00:42:29,681 TO HOLD YOU. 922 00:42:32,217 --> 00:42:33,852 I GUESS THAT MAKES ME... 923 00:42:39,224 --> 00:42:41,559 [whispering] YOU HAVE TO SAY IT. 924 00:42:48,634 --> 00:42:49,735 GAY. 925 00:42:52,738 --> 00:42:54,706 - TOUCHDOWN. 926 00:43:02,748 --> 00:43:05,851 - REVEREND FOWLER, THE DRIVING FORCE BEHIND PROPOSITION 14, 927 00:43:05,884 --> 00:43:07,853 SAID TODAY HE WOULD "DO EVERYTHING 928 00:43:07,886 --> 00:43:09,220 "IN HIS AND GOD'S POWER 929 00:43:09,254 --> 00:43:12,290 TO STOP HOMOSEXUALS FROM DESTROYING OUR COUNTRY." 930 00:43:12,323 --> 00:43:14,693 BOLSTERED BY A MAJOR AD CAMPAIGN, 931 00:43:14,726 --> 00:43:16,294 [laptop chimes] FOWLER HAS MOBILIZED 932 00:43:16,327 --> 00:43:19,865 A SIGNIFICANT SUPPORT BASE IN THE STATE. 933 00:43:19,898 --> 00:43:21,833 - BEN? 934 00:43:21,867 --> 00:43:23,702 - WHAT IS IT? 935 00:43:23,735 --> 00:43:25,837 - COME LOOK AT THIS. 936 00:43:25,871 --> 00:43:27,639 - [sighs] 937 00:43:33,779 --> 00:43:37,115 - NOT MUCH OF A CORRESPONDENT, IS HE? 938 00:43:37,148 --> 00:43:38,917 - HE SAID WHAT WE NEEDED TO HEAR. 939 00:43:41,152 --> 00:43:42,788 AND HE SIGNED IT "LOVE." 940 00:43:51,429 --> 00:43:54,933 [techno music] 941 00:43:54,966 --> 00:43:56,267 - * DON'T NEED IT 942 00:43:56,301 --> 00:43:58,269 * I DON'T WANT THE DRAMA 943 00:43:58,303 --> 00:44:00,205 * I'M WALKING OUT THAT DOOR 944 00:44:00,238 --> 00:44:04,009 * I'M MOVING ON, I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE * 945 00:44:04,042 --> 00:44:05,877 * I DON'T WANT THE DRAMA 946 00:44:05,911 --> 00:44:06,978 - LOOK WHO'S BACK. 947 00:44:09,948 --> 00:44:11,016 - I SEE. 948 00:44:11,049 --> 00:44:12,283 - THOUGHT YOU HAD HIM BANNED. 949 00:44:12,317 --> 00:44:14,152 - [laughs] I DID. 950 00:44:14,185 --> 00:44:15,954 - I'LL HAVE HIM THROWN OUT. 951 00:44:15,987 --> 00:44:17,055 - DON'T. 952 00:44:20,058 --> 00:44:21,893 YOU CAN LOCK THE DOORS, 953 00:44:21,927 --> 00:44:24,896 YOU CAN BAR THE WINDOWS, BUT... 954 00:44:24,930 --> 00:44:28,767 EVENTUALLY... BOUND TO GET IN. 955 00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:31,069 - WHAT IS? 956 00:44:31,102 --> 00:44:34,372 - * DON'T WANT IT 957 00:44:34,405 --> 00:44:38,910 * DON'T NEED IT 958 00:44:38,944 --> 00:44:40,779 * YEAH 959 00:44:40,812 --> 00:44:46,752 * [vocalizing] 960 00:44:51,222 --> 00:44:53,925 * I DON'T WANT THE DRAMA 961 00:44:53,959 --> 00:44:59,898 * 962 00:45:04,369 --> 00:45:06,204 * WE MAKE MISTAKES 963 00:45:06,237 --> 00:45:08,339 * THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM 964 00:45:08,373 --> 00:45:11,943 * YOU JUST TOOK MY TRUST AND TAKEN IT TOO FAR * 965 00:45:11,977 --> 00:45:13,879 * I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D DO THIS TO ME * 966 00:45:13,912 --> 00:45:15,947 * THREW OUT OUR RELATIONSHIP 967 00:45:15,981 --> 00:45:19,350 * I GUESS I'LL NEVER KNOW EXACTLY WHO YOU ARE * 968 00:45:19,384 --> 00:45:23,221 * I CAN'T TAKE THIS IN MY LIFE ANYMORE * 969 00:45:23,254 --> 00:45:27,092 * I MUST BE STRONG, AND I MUST ENDURE * 970 00:45:27,125 --> 00:45:30,829 * THE D-R-A-M-A IN MY LIFE 971 00:45:30,862 --> 00:45:34,132 * I DON'T WANT IT, DON'T NEED IT * 972 00:45:34,165 --> 00:45:36,167 * I DON'T WANT THE DRAMA 973 00:45:36,201 --> 00:45:37,903 * I'M WALKING OUT THAT DOOR 974 00:45:37,936 --> 00:45:39,304 * I'M MOVING ON 975 00:45:39,337 --> 00:45:41,506 * I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE * 976 00:45:41,539 --> 00:45:43,842 * I DON'T WANT THE DRAMA 977 00:45:43,875 --> 00:45:45,443 * CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE THROUGH? * 978 00:45:45,476 --> 00:45:47,045 * I'M MOVING ON 979 00:45:47,078 --> 00:45:49,114 * I'M LOOKING FOR SOMEBODY NEW * 980 00:45:49,147 --> 00:45:50,782 * I DON'T WANT THE DRAMA 981 00:45:50,816 --> 00:45:53,118 * DRAMA, DRAMA, DRAMA 982 00:45:53,151 --> 00:45:54,385 * DON'T NEED THE DRAMA 983 00:45:54,419 --> 00:45:56,922 * DRAMA, DRAMA, DRAMA 984 00:45:56,955 --> 00:45:58,323 * I DON'T WANT THE DRAMA 985 00:45:58,356 --> 00:46:00,525 * DRAMA, DRAMA, DRAMA 986 00:46:00,558 --> 00:46:02,193 * CAN'T TAKE THE DRAMA 987 00:46:02,227 --> 00:46:04,395 * I DON'T WANT THE DRAMA 988 00:46:04,429 --> 00:46:06,397 * I'M MOVING ON 989 00:46:06,431 --> 00:46:08,399 * I'VE GOT TO TAKE CONTROL 990 00:46:08,433 --> 00:46:12,003 * I GOT TO TAKE BACK MY HEART AND MY SOUL YOU STOLE * 991 00:46:12,037 --> 00:46:13,438 * HOW COULD YOU BE WITH ME 992 00:46:13,471 --> 00:46:15,874 * DECEIVING ME WITH ALL YOUR LITTLE LIES * 993 00:46:15,907 --> 00:46:19,410 * NOW I KNOW THAT YOU WERE JUST A BIG DISGUISE * 994 00:46:19,444 --> 00:46:23,148 * I CAN'T TAKE THIS IN MY LIFE ANYMORE * 995 00:46:23,181 --> 00:46:27,152 * I MUST BE STRONG AND I MUST ENDURE * 996 00:46:27,185 --> 00:46:30,822 * THE D-R-A-M-A IN MY LIFE 997 00:46:30,856 --> 00:46:34,159 * I DON'T WANT IT, DON'T NEED IT * 998 00:46:34,192 --> 00:46:35,961 * I DON'T WANT THE DRAMA 999 00:46:35,994 --> 00:46:39,030 * I'M WALKING OUT THE DOOR, I'M MOVING ON * 1000 00:46:39,064 --> 00:46:41,499 * I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE * 1001 00:46:41,532 --> 00:46:43,234 * I DON'T WANT THE DRAMA 1002 00:46:43,268 --> 00:46:45,503 * DRAMA, DRAMA, DRAMA 1003 00:46:45,536 --> 00:46:47,038 * CAN'T TAKE THE DRAMA 1004 00:46:47,072 --> 00:46:50,275 * I DON'T WANT THE DRAMA 70202

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