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- * ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR,
FIVE, SIX *
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* SHAKE IT, DUDE
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*
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- * CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN
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* CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN
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* CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN
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* CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN
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[ambient music]
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- OHH.
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- * WOULD YOU LIKE MY
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*
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- * WOULD YOU LIKE MY
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*
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- [grunting]
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*
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- AHH.
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- * WOULD YOU LIKE MY,
WOULD YOU LIKE MY *
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* WOULD YOU LIKE MY
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*
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- [grunting]
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- SIX DOWN.
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VERY IMPRESSIVE.
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- SIX AS WELL.
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- IT'S A MODEST
EFFORT.
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- THIS CAN BE VERIFIED?
- I HAVE SIGNED AFFIDAVITS.
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HOW ABOUT YOU?
- THE SAME.
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SO IT APPEARS WE'RE
NECK AND NECK.
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- DICK AND DICK.
- EQUAL.
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- EVEN, BRANDON.
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BUT NEVER,
NEVER EQUAL.
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- OH, BUT NOT
FOR LONG.
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MY NUMBER SEVEN
JUST WALKED IN.
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- WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
SO DID MINE.
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[chuckles]
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AND MY NUMBER EIGHT.
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I DON'T BELIEVE THERE WERE
ANY STIPULATIONS
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REGARDING MORE THAN ONE
AT A TIME.
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[indistinct chatter]
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- A COUPLE MORE FEET.
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JUST--OHH.
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- WHEW!
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- THAT WAS A SCHLEP.
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- AHH.
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WHERE'S THE BATHROOM?
- THERE ISN'T ONE.
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[clears throat]
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- I FEEL LIKE SOMETHING TO
DRINK--WHERE'S THE KITCHEN?
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- SORRY, BUT I HAVE A SINK.
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AH.
- AND YOU'LL HAVE A BED,
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JUST AS SOON AS WE DRAG THE REST
OF IT UP...
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HOW MANY IS IT,
19 FLIGHTS OF STAIRS?
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- NO, IT'S ONLY 18.
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THANKS AGAIN FOR THE LOAN.
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- YEAH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT
RETURNING IT.
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- ARE YOU SURE?
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- I DOUBT WE'LL
BE NEEDING IT.
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- AS SOON AS I DECORATE...
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WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF LOUIS COURTURE'S?
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- LOVE IT.
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- I WILL HAVE YOU AND BEN
OVER FOR DINNER.
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- OF COURSE, FIRST
YOU'LL NEED A TABLE.
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- AND CHAIRS.
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- IS IT WORTH
MENTIONING A STOVE?
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- [chuckling]
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WELL, IF THERE'S
ANYTHING ELSE I CAN DO...
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YOU'VE ALREADY DONE PLENTY.
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- YEAH.
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I'M SURE BRIAN
WOULD AGREE WITH YOU.
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HE BLAMES ME
FOR INFECTING YOU
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WITH ALL SORTS
OF HERETICAL IDEAS,
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LIKE MARRIAGE AND MONOGAMY
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AND A HOUSE AND KIDS.
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HE WANTS ME BURNED
AT THE STAKE.
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- YOU HAD NOTHING TO DO
WITH IT.
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THERE ARE THINGS THAT I HAVE
WANTED FOR A LONG TIME
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THAT I COULD NEVER HAVE
IF I STAYED WITH HIM.
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I'M JUST SORRY IF IT
RUINED YOUR FRIENDSHIP.
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- WELL, HE DID A FINE JOB
OF THAT ON HIS OWN
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WITHOUT ANY ASSISTANCE
FROM YOU.
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SO...
READY FOR THE BOX SPRING?
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[sighs]
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[grunts]
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- HELLO? HELLO-O?
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I KNOW YOU'RE THERE.
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I CAN HEAR
YOUR SINUS CONDITION.
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- DON'T TELL ME.
ANOTHER ONE?
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- FIFTH ONE THIS WEEK.
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- ANOTHER WHAT?
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- OH...NOTHIN'.
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- SWEETHEART, COULD YOU PUT A
LITTLE MORE ROAST BEEF ON THERE
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AND, UH,
MAYBE ANOTHER TOMATO?
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- YOU KNOW,
CARL'S A DETECTIVE.
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MAYBE YOU SHOULD TELL HIM.
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- TELL ME WHAT?
- AH, IT'S...
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NOT LIKE A CRIME'S BEEN
COMMITTED OR ANYTHING.
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IT'S JUST SOMEONE KEEPS CALLING
AND HANGING UP.
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- PROBABLY JUST
A WRONG NUMBER.
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- OR A STALKER!
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WELL, HE IS ON TV.
YOU HEAR ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME.
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SOME CRAZED LUNATIC FALLS
MADLY IN LOVE WITH A CELEBRITY
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AND WANTS TO MARRY HIM.
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OR SLICE HIM UP.
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- STALKER...
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STALKER?
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A STALKER.
OH, MY GOD,
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WHAT SHOULD I DO?
HIRE A BODYGUARD?
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- WE'LL GET AN ALARM SYSTEM.
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- WITH ONE OF THOSE
PANIC BUTTONS
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THAT CONNECTS DIRECTLY
TO THE POLICE.
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- EXACTLY.
- I AM THE POLICE.
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YOU DON'T NEED A BUTTON.
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YOU TWO ARE JUMPING
TO CONCLUSIONS.
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IF IT IS A STALKER,
HE'S PROBABLY HARMLESS.
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HELL, HE'S AFRAID
TO EVEN TALK TO YOU.
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JUST KEEP AN EYE OUT.
YOU'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
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- AND THAT'S YOUR BEST
PROFESSIONAL ADVICE?
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- IT IS.
- YEAH?
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WELL, HERE'S MINE.
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YOU GET YOURSELF ONE OF THOSE
PEPPER SPRAYS
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SO YOU CAN BLAST THE BASTARD.
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THEN YOU TAKE ONE OF THOSE
KARATE CLASSES
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SO YOU CAN KICK HIM
RIGHT IN THE FUCKIN' BALLS.
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HERE, HONEY.
YOU HAVE A SANDWICH.
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- HERE YOU GO.
- THANKS.
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CHECK OUT THIS LISTING.
- ROOKWOOD VASES ON EBAY?
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- CONTRIBUTORS
TO PROPOSITION 14
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WHO'VE PUT THEIR MONEY WHERE
THEIR HATEFUL MOUTHS ARE.
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- IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE
THERE ARE THAT MANY PEOPLE
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WHO DONATE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS
JUST TO PREVENT US
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FROM HAVING THE SAME RIGHTS
AS THEY DO.
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- I NEED TO GO TO THE CENTER.
I PROMISED I'D VOLUNTEER.
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- DON'T WORRY.
I'LL PICK UP GUS AT DAYCARE.
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[doorbell rings]
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- HEY!
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- I'VE COME
FOR MY LITTLE HONEYBUN.
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I NEVER THOUGHT
I'D BE TAKING MY...
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KID FOR A WORKOUT SO SOON.
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- WELL, GYMBOREE'S
NOT EXACTLY RIPT GYM.
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I'LL GO GET HER.
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PERFECT BLEND OF CREAM
AND HONEY, AS USUAL.
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- THANK YOU.
ANY TIME.
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- YOU KNOW, IF I DIDN'T
KNOW ANY BETTER,
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I'D SAY YOU TWO WERE
BACK TO NORMAL.
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- MMM, NOT QUITE.
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- UH, IT SURE
LOOKS THAT WAY.
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- MEL AND I HAVE DECIDED TO HAVE
AN IN-HOUSE SEPARATION.
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- A WHAT?
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- IT'S WHAT
OUR THERAPISTS CALL IT.
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WE BOTH LIVE IN THE HOUSE.
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MEL KEEPS THE SECOND FLOOR,
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AND I'M IN THE STUDIO
IN THE ATTIC.
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WE SHARE CHORES
AND CHILD CARE,
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BUT OTHERWISE, WE LIVE
TOTALLY SEPARATE LIVES.
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- I--I CAN'T IMAGINE
BEN AND ME
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HAVING THAT KIND
OF AN ARRANGEMENT.
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- IT'S NOT AS DIFFICULT
AS IT SOUNDS
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ONCE YOU GET THE SYSTEM UP
AND RUNNING.
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IN FACT, I'D SAY
IT'S WORKING RATHER WELL.
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- HEY! HERE'S OUR
LITTLE OLYMPIC CHAMPION.
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YES, YOU ARE.
MWAH!
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- HEY, HOW ABOUT
GRABBING SOME LUNCH?
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THERE'S A NEW SUSHI BAR
THAT SERVES BLOWFISH.
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IT'S EITHER THE MOST DELICIOUS
THING YOU'VE EVER TASTED
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OR YOU DIE.
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- WELL...
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AS TEMPTING AS YOUR OFFER IS,
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I'VE ALREADY ORDERED IN.
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- OKAY, THEN, UH, HOW ABOUT
AFTER WORK WE GO OUT,
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JUST THE TWO OF US, KNOCK BACK
A FEW MANGO MARTINIS?
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OF COURSE,
JUST THE MANGO FOR ME.
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- HOW MUCH?
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- HOW MUCH WHAT?
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- HOW MUCH OF A RAISE
ARE YOU GUNNING FOR?
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- IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK
I'M AFTER?
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- WHY ELSE WOULD YOU BE
THREATENING ME
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WITH BLOWFISH AND MANGO
MARTINIS?
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- OH, I DON'T KNOW,
I JUST THOUGHT,
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CONSIDERING YOU'VE LOST
THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE
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AND YOUR BEST FRIEND,
YOUR SOUL MATE,
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THE YIN TO YOUR YANG,
AS IT WERE,
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YOU MIGHT WANT SOMEONE
TO SHARE YOUR PAIN WITH.
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AND YOU'RE THINKING
THAT SOMEONE MIGHT BE YOU?
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HEY...
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I'M NOT THE PATHETIC PUTZ,
LOWLY ACCOUNTANT
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WHOSE SOLE PURPOSE IN LIFE
IS TO CRUNCH NUMBERS
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I ONCE WAS, YOU KNOW.
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I'VE BEEN TO HELL AND BACK.
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I'VE LOST EVERYTHING,
EVERYONE.
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SO I THINK I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
GOING THROUGH,
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EVEN THOUGH
YOU'RE CONCEALING IT, AS ALWAYS,
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WITH THE UTMOST SKILL AND
APLOMB.
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- THANK YOU, THEODORE.
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THE ONLY PAIN
THAT I'M SUFFERING RIGHT NOW
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IS FROM THESE
NEW GUCCI LOAFERS.
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I KNEW I SHOULD'VE GOTTEN
A SIZE LARGER.
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- COME ON, BRI,
YOU CAN'T FOOL ME.
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YOU'VE GOT TO FREE YOURSELF
OF THIS BURDEN.
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RELEASE IT.
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LET IT ALL HANG OUT.
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- MY MOTHER
IS A FRIGID BITCH.
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MY FATHER
WAS AN ABUSIVE DRUNK.
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THEY HAD A HATEFUL MARRIAGE,
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WHICH IS PROBABLY
WHY I AM...
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UNWILLING OR UNABLE
TO FORM A LONG-TERM,
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COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP
OF MY OWN.
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THE FACT THAT I DRINK
LIKE A FISH,
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ABUSE DRUGS, AND HAVE MORE
OR LESS REDEFINED PROMISCUITY
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DOESN'T HELP...MUCH.
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AS A RESULT, I'VE LOST
THE TWO PEOPLE IN MY LIFE
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THAT MEAN THE MOST TO ME.
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- THERE.
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DON'T YOU FEEL BETTER?
- NO.
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BUT I'M SURE YOU DO.
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[knock at door]
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NUMBER NINE.
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NOW, TED...
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IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
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MY LUNCH HAS ARRIVED.
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- GOOD AFTERNOON,
MR. DEMEERS.
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- HELLO, MR. MORGAN.
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- MR. LOGAN?
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I'M SORRY, MRS. LOGAN.
MY NAME IS JUSTIN.
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- HI, I'M CORINNE.
- MELANIE.
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I'M CALLING
FROM THE PENNSYLVANIA
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ANTI-PROP 14 INITIATIVE.
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- ARE YOU FAMILIAR
WITH THE PROPOSED LEGISLATION?
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THAT'S RIGHT, SIR.
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THE ONE THAT KEEPS GAYS
IN THEIR PLACE.
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- CAMPAIGN OF HATE
LED BY REVEREND FOWLER
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AND HIS "FAMILY AMERICA"
COALITION.
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- THEY WANT THE LEGISLATURE TO
REWRITE THE STATE CONSTITUTION,
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LIMITING THE RIGHTS OF GAYS
AND LESBIANS.
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- NO, SIR,
I'M NOT A COCKSUCKER.
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I'M A LESBIAN.
234
00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:20,988
- IT'S NOT JUST
ABOUT GAY PEOPLE.
235
00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:22,255
IT'S ABOUT EVERY AMERICAN
HAVING THE SAME RIGHTS.
236
00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:23,891
- CAN WE COUNT ON YOU
FOR A DONATION?
237
00:10:23,924 --> 00:10:25,025
- YES, SIR, I'LL BE SURE
TO REMEMBER THAT
238
00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:28,128
AS THEY STUFF ME
INTO THE OVENS!
239
00:10:28,161 --> 00:10:29,730
- [chuckles]
WE'LL SEND YOU A LAWN SIGN.
240
00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:30,764
I'LL PUT A BROCHURE
IN THE MAIL.
241
00:10:30,798 --> 00:10:32,132
THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME.
242
00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:34,134
- IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE
TALKING TO YOU.
243
00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:36,436
- WHO'D THEY GET THESE LISTS
FROM, THE NAZI PARTY?
244
00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,071
- WE'RE GOING OVER THEIR LIST
OF SUPPORTERS,
245
00:10:38,105 --> 00:10:39,873
FIGURING OUT WHICH
BUSINESSES TO TARGET.
246
00:10:39,907 --> 00:10:41,742
- I SAY BOYCOTT THE WHOLE
FUCKING BUNCH OF THEM.
247
00:10:41,775 --> 00:10:44,011
- I SECOND THE MOTION.
- HOLY SHIT.
248
00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:45,746
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE NAMES
ON HERE?
249
00:10:45,779 --> 00:10:48,415
SOME OF THESE
ARE MAJOR CORPORATIONS.
250
00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:50,050
- THEY MUST
BE RAISING MILLIONS.
251
00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:51,785
- THE HATE SELLS.
WHAT ELSE IS NEW?
252
00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:54,154
- JESUS CHRIST.
253
00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:55,322
- DON'T TELL ME:
HE'S ON THERE TOO?
254
00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:57,124
- WORSE. MY DAD.
255
00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:03,063
[dog barks]
256
00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:08,668
[car alarm wails]
257
00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:11,939
[banging]
258
00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:15,208
- [sighs]
NOW, EM,
259
00:11:15,242 --> 00:11:17,477
DON'T BE SUCH
A SCAREDY-QUEEN.
260
00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:19,179
NO ONE'S STALKING YOU.
261
00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:21,782
WHY WOULD ANYBODY
STALK YOU?
262
00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:23,483
JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE
ON CHANNEL FIVE NEWS
263
00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:26,353
AND EVERYONE ADORES
THE QUEER GUY AND...
264
00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:27,788
OF COURSE,
THERE IS THE UNDENIABLE FACT
265
00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:29,957
THAT YOU DO HAVE
AN AWESOME ASS. I...
266
00:11:29,990 --> 00:11:31,324
AAH! OH, PLEASE!
267
00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:33,093
PLEASE, YOU CAN HAVE
ANYTHING YOU WANT!
268
00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:34,828
TAKE MY BAG! I-I'LL GIVE YOU
AN AUTOGRAPHED PICTURE!
269
00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:36,463
- EMMETT!
270
00:11:36,496 --> 00:11:38,365
- OH, MY GOD.
271
00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:39,767
DREW!
272
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,136
WHAT'S UP?
273
00:11:43,170 --> 00:11:46,373
- EVERY TIME I'D GET UP
THE NERVE TO PHONE YOU,
274
00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:49,509
I'D HANG UP, AFRAID SOMEBODY
MIGHT BE TAPPING MY LINE.
275
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:52,079
- YOU'RE "THE BREATHER"?
276
00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:55,248
YOU SHOULD REALLY DO SOMETHING
ABOUT THOSE SINUSES.
277
00:11:55,282 --> 00:11:57,785
- [chuckles] I KNOW.
IT'S MY ALLERGIES.
278
00:11:59,787 --> 00:12:01,889
- SO OTHER THAN THE RAGWEED,
279
00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:04,858
HOW YOU BEEN?
280
00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:06,426
- NOT SO GOOD.
281
00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:07,895
- YOU PLAYED
IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP.
282
00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:10,764
- I WAS IN WOODY'S AND...
283
00:12:10,798 --> 00:12:12,265
IT JUST HAPPENED TO BE ON,
284
00:12:12,299 --> 00:12:15,235
AND I JUST HAPPENED TO CATCH
YOUR WINNING TOUCHDOWN.
285
00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:17,137
- [chuckles]
286
00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:20,173
- THEN I JUST HAPPENED TO READ
ABOUT YOUR WEDDING TO SIERRA.
287
00:12:20,207 --> 00:12:23,977
- CONGRATULATIONS.
- THANKS.
288
00:12:24,011 --> 00:12:27,014
WE'RE GETTING A DIVORCE.
289
00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:28,916
THAT'S WHY I WAS TRYING
TO CALL YOU.
290
00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:34,855
I NEED SOMEONE
I CAN TALK TO, EMMETT.
291
00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:36,156
REALLY TALK TO.
292
00:12:39,226 --> 00:12:41,394
SEE, THERE WAS THIS GUY.
293
00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:44,264
A FAN.
294
00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:46,800
[sighs] I DON'T KNOW HOW IT
HAPPENED, BUT, UH...
295
00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:48,836
- YOU FUCKED HIM.
296
00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:55,342
- THEN HE THREATENED
TO SELL THESE TO THE TABLOIDS
297
00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:56,810
IF I WOULDN'T PAY HIM OFF.
298
00:13:01,849 --> 00:13:04,284
- WOW. HEH.
299
00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:07,220
YOU, UH, WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO HAVE
ANOTHER SET, WOULD YOU?
300
00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:11,791
- SON OF A BITCH
HAD A HIDDEN CAMERA.
301
00:13:13,861 --> 00:13:15,896
SAID HE WANTED 100 GRAND.
302
00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:18,198
SO I PAID HIM.
303
00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:20,067
NOW HE'S COME BACK,
SAYS HE WANTS MORE.
304
00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:24,071
WHEN I TOLD SIERRA,
SHE LEFT.
305
00:13:26,874 --> 00:13:28,909
- I'M SORRY, DREW.
306
00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:31,311
I REALLY AM, BUT...
307
00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:33,480
WHAT CAN I DO?
308
00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:36,917
- I NEED ADVICE.
309
00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:40,387
FROM SOMEONE
I CAN REALLY TRUST.
310
00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:42,956
- I TOLD YOU THE LAST TIME
WHAT YOU SHOULD DO.
311
00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:45,625
- AND I TOLD YOU...
- YOU'RE NOT GAY.
312
00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:46,860
RIGHT.
313
00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:55,102
YOU KNOW, IF IT HAD
JUST BEEN ABOUT THE SEX...
314
00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:57,004
I MIGHT'VE BELIEVED YOU
315
00:13:57,037 --> 00:14:01,641
THAT IT WAS JUST, YOU KNOW,
MESSING AROUND.
316
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,110
BUT I KNOW...
317
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:09,282
WHEN YOU KISSED ME AND--
AND HUGGED ME,
318
00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:12,085
WHEN WE FELL
ASLEEP TOGETHER,
319
00:14:12,119 --> 00:14:15,488
IT WAS MORE THAN JUST
SPORT-FUCKING.
320
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,857
AND YOU KNOW IT TOO.
321
00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:24,397
LOOK, IF YOU CAN'T
BE HONEST WITH ME,
322
00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:26,099
THAT'S FINE.
323
00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:28,902
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
324
00:14:28,936 --> 00:14:31,871
BUT AT LEAST BE HONEST
WITH YOURSELF.
325
00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:40,880
[car door slams]
326
00:14:44,151 --> 00:14:45,452
- [sighs]
327
00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:48,188
- YEAH, SEE YA.
BYE.
328
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,023
- I'M NOT A NAIVE PERSON,
329
00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:51,524
BUT TALKING TO SOME OF THESE
PEOPLE TONIGHT,
330
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,660
I NEARLY LOST IT.
331
00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:55,162
I WANTED TO SAY,
332
00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:57,564
"HOW CAN YOU BE SUCH A BIGOTED,
IGNORANT ASSHOLE
333
00:14:57,597 --> 00:15:00,300
AND STILL CALL YOURSELF
AN AMERICAN?"
334
00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:02,135
- AND WHAT DID
PRESIDENT BUSH SAY?
335
00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:04,037
[chuckling]
336
00:15:04,071 --> 00:15:07,040
- SORRY IF I GOT
A LITTLE CARRIED AWAY.
337
00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:09,142
- NO, DON'T BE SORRY.
PASSION'S A GOOD THING.
338
00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:12,079
NOTHING WORTHWHILE EVER
GOT ACCOMPLISHED WITHOUT IT.
339
00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:13,546
I COULDN'T AGREE MORE.
340
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:15,949
SEE YOU TOMORROW.
- 5:00 TO 8:00.
341
00:15:15,983 --> 00:15:19,019
- MAYBE WE COULD
GET SOME DINNER AFTER?
342
00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:20,453
- SURE, WE COULD STOP BY
THE DINER.
343
00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:25,492
- I MEANT SOMEPLACE NICE.
344
00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:27,327
JUST THE TWO OF US.
345
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:33,100
- OH. THAT K-KIND OF DINNER.
346
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:35,435
- I'VE BEEN WANTING
TO ASK YOU ALL WEEK.
347
00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:38,171
FINALLY WORKED UP
THE COURAGE.
348
00:15:38,205 --> 00:15:39,439
- I'M VERY FLATTERED,
349
00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:41,308
BUT I'VE BEEN
KIND OF BUSY THESE DAYS,
350
00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:43,176
WHAT WITH THE CAMPAIGN,
THE BABY,
351
00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:44,577
AND STARTING BACK TO WORK.
352
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:47,047
IT JUST DOESN'T LEAVE ME
A LOT OF FREE TIME.
353
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:50,750
[clears throat]
354
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:53,286
- STILL, A GAL'S GOT TO EAT.
355
00:15:58,125 --> 00:16:00,193
- [chuckles]
356
00:16:00,227 --> 00:16:03,663
YOU'RE VERY PERSUASIVE.
357
00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:08,235
- UH, HEY, I HAVEN'T BEEN ON
THE PHONE ALL WEEK FOR NOTHING.
358
00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:15,042
[bumps into chair]
359
00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:22,682
- BEN?
360
00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:25,518
BEN?
361
00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:27,654
- I'M IN HERE.
362
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:34,361
- YOU'RE SMOKING IN THE HOUSE
WITHOUT EVEN A WINDOW OPEN?
363
00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:35,595
- WHERE'S HIS BED?
364
00:16:37,464 --> 00:16:40,100
- I GAVE IT TO JUSTIN
FOR HIS NEW PLACE.
365
00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:42,135
- YOU GAVE IT TO JUSTIN?
366
00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:43,303
- HE NEEDED IT.
367
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:44,537
- AND HUNTER DOESN'T?
368
00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:47,374
- HUNTER'S NOT HERE.
369
00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:48,708
- HE WILL BE.
370
00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:51,244
- IN THAT CASE,
WE'LL BUY ANOTHER BED.
371
00:16:51,278 --> 00:16:52,645
- WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
TO SELL HIS CLOTHES?
372
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,414
CUT HIS FACE OUT
OF ALL THE PHOTOS?
373
00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:56,816
- THAT'S UNFAIR. I WISH HE WERE
HERE TOO, BUT HE'S NOT.
374
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,051
HE'S GONE.
375
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:02,189
- WELL, UNLIKE YOU,
I STILL HAVE A LITTLE FAITH.
376
00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:03,790
- FAITH, DENIAL,
377
00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:05,325
EVERYONE MAKES
THEIR OWN CHOICES.
378
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:10,330
MINE IS TO LET HIM GO,
AND GET ON WITH MY LIFE.
379
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,199
YOU CHOOSE
WHATEVER YOU WANT.
380
00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:17,304
- I FUCKED MY NINTH
IN THE SAUNA.
381
00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:18,838
TWICE.
382
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,039
- WITNESSES?
383
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:22,475
- THREE.
384
00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:26,779
AND YOU?
385
00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:31,718
- KNOCKED OFF
SEVEN AND EIGHT.
386
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:36,789
- VERY GOOD.
387
00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:40,193
BUT, ALAS...
388
00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:41,394
NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
389
00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:45,465
I'VE ONLY GOT ONE TO GO.
390
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,436
ALEX EASLEY.
391
00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:52,839
AND HE CERTAINLY LIVES UP
TO HIS LAST NAME.
392
00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:55,442
THAT GUY'S GOT A SHRINE TO ME
IN HIS BEDROOM.
393
00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:58,778
- YEAH. I SAW IT
WHEN I FUCKED HIM.
394
00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:00,713
HOWEVER, THE TASK WON'T BE
AS "EASLEY" ACCOMPLISHED
395
00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,515
AS YOU THINK.
396
00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:04,117
HE LEAVES FOR PUERTO VALLARTA
TOMORROW
397
00:18:04,151 --> 00:18:05,585
FOR A TWO-WEEK HOLIDAY.
398
00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:08,721
SO, UNLESS YOU'VE GOT
A VERY LONG DICK,
399
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,323
BY THE TIME HE GETS BACK,
400
00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:13,326
I'LL NOT ONLY HAVE
EVENED THE SCORE...
401
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:16,329
I'LL HAVE WON.
402
00:18:16,363 --> 00:18:18,631
- HMM.
403
00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:21,501
- AH. AND THERE'S
MY NUMBER NINE NOW.
404
00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:26,273
[muffled house music]
405
00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:28,208
- DO YOU REALIZE
IF THIS THING PASSES,
406
00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:30,410
IT'LL TAKE AWAY MY RIGHTS,
AS WELL AS THE RIGHTS
407
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:32,479
OF EVERY OTHER GAY MAN AND WOMAN
WHO LIVE IN THIS STATE?
408
00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:34,347
- I BELIEVE THAT'S THE POINT.
409
00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:36,516
- AND YOU DON'T CARE THAT
I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO MARRY,
410
00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:39,486
OR ADOPT A CHILD, OR RECEIVE
DOMESTIC PARTNERSHIP INSURANCE.
411
00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:40,753
- IT'S NOT JUST ME.
412
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,289
THE VAST MAJORITY
OF AMERICANS AGREE
413
00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:44,491
THAT YOU AND THE OTHERS
LIKE YOU ARE A DISGRACE.
414
00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:46,793
YOU'RE AN ABOMINATION
IN THE LORD'S EYES.
415
00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:48,228
BUT IT'S YOUR CHOICE.
416
00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:49,529
- IT'S NOT A CHOICE.
417
00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:50,930
- WELL, DON'T EXPECT
TO BE REWARDED!
418
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,765
- WE'RE NOT ASKING
TO BE REWARDED.
419
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,834
WE'RE ASKING FOR WHAT'S
RIGHTFULLY OURS.
420
00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:56,636
- THE RIGHT TO PERVERT
THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE?
421
00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:58,405
TO MAKE A MOCKERY
OF FAMILY VALUES?
422
00:18:58,438 --> 00:19:01,341
- A HELL OF A LOT YOU KNOW ABOUT
MARRIAGE OR FAMILY VALUES.
423
00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:03,276
YOU FUCKED AROUND ON MOM.
- WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE.
424
00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:04,911
- OH, FORGIVE ME.
SAYING "FUCK" IS FAR WORSE
425
00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:06,879
THAN WHAT YOU DID,
YOU LYING HYPOCRITE.
426
00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:10,917
- FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
JUSTIN,
427
00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:12,652
I DIDN'T BREAK UP
OUR HOME LIFE
428
00:19:12,685 --> 00:19:15,388
OR DESTROY YOUR MOTHER'S
AND MY MARRIAGE. YOU DID.
429
00:19:15,422 --> 00:19:17,390
- [chuckles]
- AND YOU CAN LAUGH AT THAT TOO.
430
00:19:17,424 --> 00:19:18,691
BUT BEFORE YOU ANNOUNCED
TO US AND THE WORLD
431
00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:20,460
THAT YOU WERE QUEER
AND PROUD OF IT,
432
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,829
WE HAD A FAMILY, AND WE WERE
DOING PRETTY GOOD.
433
00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:24,797
SO IF YOU'RE LOOKING
FOR SOMEONE TO BLAME,
434
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:26,165
DON'T LOOK AT ME.
435
00:19:36,643 --> 00:19:39,346
- OH, GOD, I'D LOVE
A JUMBO KIELBASA.
436
00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:40,813
- HEH. WHO WOULDN'T?
437
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:43,583
BUT REMEMBER
WHAT THE DOCTOR SAID:
438
00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:46,453
LIPO IS NOT A LICENSE
TO INDULGE.
439
00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:48,688
THE UNWANTED FAT WILL JUST COME
BACK SOMEWHERE ELSE.
440
00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:51,291
- YEAH, JUST MY LUCK I'D GROW
A SECOND ASS,
441
00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:52,992
OR TWO 50-POUND EARLOBES.
[chuckles]
442
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,428
- MMM.
- HEY.
443
00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:56,629
FORTUNATELY,
THAT WON'T HAPPEN
444
00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:58,298
BECAUSE I HAVE YOU
TO SAVE ME.
445
00:19:58,331 --> 00:20:01,301
WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT
MY PILLAR OF STRENGTH?
446
00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:03,736
- NOT AS STRONG
AS YOU THINK.
447
00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:06,339
THERE I WAS,
SITTING BESIDE DREW.
448
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:07,774
GOD, I WANTED HIM SO BAD,
449
00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:09,642
EVEN AFTER I SWORE
I'D NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN.
450
00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:12,479
- WELL, MAYBE YOU WERE JUST
FEELING SORRY FOR HIM, POOR GUY.
451
00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:14,614
- I TOLD HIM HOW HE COULD
PUT A STOP TO THE WHOLE THING.
452
00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:16,616
ALL HE HAS TO DO
IS COME OUT.
453
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:19,619
- THAT'S ALL? HUH!
YOU MAKE IT SOUND SO EASY.
454
00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:21,388
- IT WAS FOR ME.
455
00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:22,889
I MEAN, IT WAS OBVIOUS
TO EVERYONE
456
00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:24,624
FROM THE MOMENT I POPPED OUT
OF MY MAMA
457
00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:26,593
THAT I WAS THE NEW
QUEEN OF HAZELHURST.
458
00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:28,361
THEY ALMOST NAMED ME
ELIZABETH.
459
00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:29,729
- YOU WERE LUCKY.
460
00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:31,731
- THAT THEY NAMED ME EMMETT?
461
00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:33,500
- THAT IT WAS OBVIOUS.
462
00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:35,635
THAT YOU NEVER HAD TO GO THROUGH
THE HELL OF HIDING IT,
463
00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:37,437
THE FEAR OF BEING FOUND OUT.
464
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,474
BACK IN COLLEGE,
465
00:20:41,508 --> 00:20:43,776
I WAS A "ZAP."
466
00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:45,745
ZETA ALPHA PI.
467
00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:47,514
I COULDN'T BELIEVE
WHEN I WAS ACCEPTED.
468
00:20:47,547 --> 00:20:49,416
I MEAN, IT WAS ONE OF
THE HARDEST HOUSES TO PLEDGE.
469
00:20:49,449 --> 00:20:51,351
AND THEY WANTED ME?
470
00:20:51,384 --> 00:20:52,919
ANYWAY,
471
00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:54,787
EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT,
I'D GO OUT DRINKING
472
00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:57,490
AND TROLLING FOR WOMEN
WITH MY FRAT BUDDY, JACK.
473
00:20:57,524 --> 00:20:59,792
- OOH.
474
00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:03,530
- ONE NIGHT,
WE CAME BACK TOTALLY SMASHED,
475
00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:05,932
AND IN MY INEBRIATED STATE
I CONFESSED TO HIM
476
00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:07,367
THAT I KIND OF
SORT OF TOTALLY HAD
477
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,369
THIS MAD, PASSIONATE
CRUSH ON HIM.
478
00:21:09,402 --> 00:21:10,903
- AND HE SAID, "ME TOO!"
479
00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:13,406
AND YOU FELL
INTO EACH OTHERS' ARMS.
480
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:16,809
- HE PUNCHED ME IN THE NOSE,
481
00:21:16,843 --> 00:21:19,579
THEN TOLD EVERYBODY
IN THE HOUSE I WAS A FAG.
482
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:23,082
AFTER THAT,
I WAS CEREMONIOUSLY UN-ZAPPED.
483
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:25,452
- I NEVER KNEW, TEDDY.
484
00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:27,086
- I MEAN, IT WAS
HARD ENOUGH FOR ME,
485
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:29,556
A MERE MORTAL,
TO COME OUT.
486
00:21:29,589 --> 00:21:31,758
FOR A DEITY LIKE DREW?
I...
487
00:21:38,698 --> 00:21:40,533
- WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE
TO DRINK?
488
00:21:40,567 --> 00:21:41,468
- SCOTCH, PLEASE.
489
00:21:44,737 --> 00:21:46,105
- AND FOR YOU, SIR?
490
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:47,574
- JOHNNY WALKER.
491
00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:51,878
AND, UH, SOME EXTRA NUTS.
492
00:21:55,114 --> 00:21:57,517
WHY...ALEX?
493
00:21:59,051 --> 00:22:01,454
[grunting]
494
00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:07,994
I WIN!
495
00:22:08,027 --> 00:22:10,430
AND IT'S THREE HOURS EARLIER.
496
00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:13,733
- MA, I ASKED
FOR PLAIN PAPER.
497
00:22:13,766 --> 00:22:16,469
- WELL, IF YOU WANT TO BE
BORING, THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM.
498
00:22:16,503 --> 00:22:18,605
BUT DON'T INFLICT IT ON YOUR
POOR KITCHEN.
499
00:22:18,638 --> 00:22:20,139
THIS WAY, EVERY TIME
YOU OPEN A DRAWER,
500
00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:22,675
YOU GET A SURPRISE.
- OR A HEART ATTACK.
501
00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:26,613
WHAT'S THIS?
502
00:22:28,515 --> 00:22:30,116
A SECRET STASH
OF CAP'N CRUNCH.
503
00:22:30,149 --> 00:22:33,486
"KEEP YOUR FUCKIN' HANDS OFF!
HUNTER."
504
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,054
- SOUNDS LIKE A NOVOTNY.
505
00:22:40,493 --> 00:22:42,061
HEARD FROM HIM LATELY?
506
00:22:42,094 --> 00:22:45,598
- NOT A FUCKING WORD.
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?
507
00:22:45,632 --> 00:22:46,899
THAT UNGRATEFUL
LITTLE PRICK.
508
00:22:46,933 --> 00:22:48,067
AFTER ALL WE DID FOR HIM,
509
00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:50,002
TO JUST WALK AWAY
LIKE THAT.
510
00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:52,505
WHO ELSE WOULD'VE TAKEN HIM IN,
MADE HIM PART OF THE FAMILY?
511
00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:53,773
I MEAN, NOT THAT I CARE.
512
00:22:53,806 --> 00:22:54,941
- UH-HUH.
513
00:22:57,577 --> 00:23:00,179
- IT'S JUST REALLY DONE
A NUMBER ON BEN.
514
00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:02,415
WE'RE FIGHTING
ABOUT EVERYTHING.
515
00:23:02,449 --> 00:23:03,783
- ARE YOU TWO HAVING SEX?
516
00:23:03,816 --> 00:23:05,618
- MA...
517
00:23:05,652 --> 00:23:07,086
SHIT.
518
00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:09,021
- I JUST ASKED YOU
THE QUESTION.
519
00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:10,156
DON'T WRECK THE HOUSE.
520
00:23:10,189 --> 00:23:11,858
- IT'S ALREADY WRECKED.
521
00:23:14,661 --> 00:23:17,430
AND, NO,
WE'RE NOT HAVING SEX.
522
00:23:17,464 --> 00:23:19,766
- IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE.
YOU'RE GRIEVING.
523
00:23:19,799 --> 00:23:21,400
BOTH OF YOU.
524
00:23:25,204 --> 00:23:26,539
HONEY.
525
00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:30,843
IT'S A TOUGH LESSON,
526
00:23:30,877 --> 00:23:33,446
BUT ONE THAT EVERYBODY WITH
CHILDREN HAS TO LEARN.
527
00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:36,215
AFTER A POINT, YOU HAVE
NO CONTROL OVER THEM.
528
00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:39,452
AND ALL YOU CAN DO IS HOPE YOU
INSTILLED ENOUGH STRENGTH
529
00:23:39,486 --> 00:23:41,454
AND COMMON SENSE FOR HIM
TO SURVIVE.
530
00:23:43,089 --> 00:23:45,725
AND THAT HE KNOWS
YOU'RE STILL HERE FOR HIM,
531
00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:47,126
IN CASE SOMEDAY
HE CHANGES HIS MIND
532
00:23:47,159 --> 00:23:50,530
AND HE DECIDES TO COME BACK.
- HE WON'T.
533
00:23:50,563 --> 00:23:52,765
YOU AND BEN SHOULD BOTH
GET THAT OUT OF YOUR HEADS.
534
00:23:54,567 --> 00:23:57,236
[glass clinking]
535
00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:59,706
- SURE, I'M INTO THAT.
NO PROBLEM.
536
00:23:59,739 --> 00:24:00,940
50 BUCKS.
537
00:24:00,973 --> 00:24:03,476
[indistinct chatter]
538
00:24:03,510 --> 00:24:06,746
- IT'S SOMEWHERE
AROUND HERE.
539
00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:08,247
- PROMISE YOU WON'T
BE DISAPPOINTED.
540
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,249
- YEAH, I'M INTO THAT.
541
00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:11,751
- HEY, HUNTER!
542
00:24:12,885 --> 00:24:13,986
HUNTER!
543
00:24:16,656 --> 00:24:17,824
NEVER MIND.
544
00:24:17,857 --> 00:24:18,958
- DON'T LOOK
SO DISAPPOINTED.
545
00:24:18,991 --> 00:24:21,894
I CAN BE HUNTER
IF YOU LIKE.
546
00:24:21,928 --> 00:24:23,496
- THANKS, IT'S NOT
WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR.
547
00:24:23,530 --> 00:24:25,097
- THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE?
HEY!
548
00:24:25,131 --> 00:24:27,233
WHATEVER HE DID FOR YOU,
I CAN DO IT BETTER!
549
00:24:27,266 --> 00:24:29,902
- I KNOW HUNTER.
550
00:24:29,936 --> 00:24:30,903
- YOU DO?
551
00:24:32,872 --> 00:24:33,840
WHERE IS HE?
552
00:24:33,873 --> 00:24:35,708
- [chuckling]
553
00:24:35,742 --> 00:24:37,076
- OH, UH...
554
00:24:42,148 --> 00:24:43,750
- HE LEFT TOWN.
555
00:24:43,783 --> 00:24:45,051
- WHERE'D HE GO?
556
00:24:45,084 --> 00:24:47,053
- SOMEPLACE WARM'S
ALL HE SAID.
557
00:24:47,086 --> 00:24:49,756
SAID HE HATED IT HERE,
THAT HE'S NEVER COMING BACK.
558
00:24:55,227 --> 00:24:57,129
- THANKS.
- HEY...
559
00:24:57,163 --> 00:25:00,032
AS LONG AS YOU PAID,
WANT ME TO CHEER YOU UP?
560
00:25:09,642 --> 00:25:11,544
[laughter]
561
00:25:11,578 --> 00:25:12,945
- YOU KNOW,
I'VE LIVED HERE ALL MY LIFE.
562
00:25:12,979 --> 00:25:15,014
I NEVER KNEW THAT
RESTAURANT EXISTED.
563
00:25:15,047 --> 00:25:16,215
- ISN'T IT FABULOUS?
564
00:25:16,248 --> 00:25:17,750
- AH, THOSE STUFFED
GRAPE LEAVES.
565
00:25:17,784 --> 00:25:18,918
- AND THAT LAMB.
566
00:25:18,951 --> 00:25:20,219
- THAT'S LINDSAY'S FAVORITE.
567
00:25:20,252 --> 00:25:22,288
SHE MARINATES IT
IN OLIVE OIL AND MINT
568
00:25:22,321 --> 00:25:25,224
AND THEN GRILLS IT
WITH SOME...UM...
569
00:25:28,260 --> 00:25:30,697
YOU KNOW, I'VE ALWAYS
WANTED TO GO TO GREECE.
570
00:25:30,730 --> 00:25:32,799
ATHENS, MYKONOS.
571
00:25:32,832 --> 00:25:35,301
- NOT TO MENTION LESBOS.
IMAGINE...
572
00:25:35,334 --> 00:25:39,238
A WHOLE ISLAND WHERE EVERY MAN,
WOMAN, AND CHILD IS A LESBIAN.
573
00:25:39,271 --> 00:25:41,908
[both laugh]
574
00:25:41,941 --> 00:25:43,075
- [sighs]
575
00:25:44,343 --> 00:25:46,579
I MUST HAVE
ONION BREATH...
576
00:25:46,613 --> 00:25:49,081
UM, FROM THE GREEK SALAD.
577
00:25:49,115 --> 00:25:52,084
- THEN I MUST TOO.
WE'LL CANCEL EACH OTHER OUT.
578
00:25:54,821 --> 00:25:56,122
- IT'S NOT JUST THE ONIONS.
579
00:25:56,155 --> 00:25:57,990
- I KNOW.
580
00:25:58,024 --> 00:26:00,326
- IT'S--IT'S BEEN
SO LONG SINCE I--
581
00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:02,695
- NO NEED TO EXPLAIN.
582
00:26:02,729 --> 00:26:04,230
SOME OTHER TIME.
583
00:26:04,263 --> 00:26:05,231
- [clears throat]
584
00:26:15,174 --> 00:26:16,609
[door opens]
585
00:26:16,643 --> 00:26:17,710
- [gasps]
OH.
586
00:26:19,245 --> 00:26:21,313
I'M SORRY.
587
00:26:23,983 --> 00:26:25,985
THE TRASH COMES
TOMORROW AND...
588
00:26:27,319 --> 00:26:29,622
- LINZ, THIS IS CORINNE.
589
00:26:29,656 --> 00:26:30,623
- HEY.
590
00:26:30,657 --> 00:26:31,791
- HI.
591
00:26:33,660 --> 00:26:34,961
- WE VOLUNTEER
592
00:26:34,994 --> 00:26:36,328
AT THE CENTER TOGETHER.
593
00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:39,966
- I JUST REMEMBERED,
594
00:26:39,999 --> 00:26:42,702
I FORGOT THE TRASH
FROM UPSTAIRS.
595
00:26:42,735 --> 00:26:44,036
SO I'LL JUST...
596
00:26:44,070 --> 00:26:45,738
GO UP AND COLLECT IT.
597
00:26:47,006 --> 00:26:49,008
THE TRASH FROM UPSTAIRS.
598
00:26:52,211 --> 00:26:54,013
[door closes]
599
00:26:58,017 --> 00:26:59,051
- [clears throat]
600
00:27:01,087 --> 00:27:02,722
- PEACH...
601
00:27:02,755 --> 00:27:04,056
A LA MODE.
602
00:27:04,090 --> 00:27:05,758
- OH. NO, THANKS.
603
00:27:07,226 --> 00:27:08,895
SHAME TO LET IT MELT.
604
00:27:08,928 --> 00:27:11,130
SO YOU STILL GETTING CALLS
FROM "THE BREATHER"?
605
00:27:11,163 --> 00:27:13,399
- I HAVE A FEELING
THOSE HAVE STOPPED FOR GOOD.
606
00:27:13,432 --> 00:27:15,134
- THAT'S A RELIEF.
607
00:27:15,167 --> 00:27:17,303
- ACTUALLY,
I KIND OF MISS 'EM.
608
00:27:20,106 --> 00:27:23,009
- JUICE. COFFEE.
609
00:27:23,042 --> 00:27:24,310
THREE EGG WHITES, SCRAMBLED.
610
00:27:24,343 --> 00:27:25,812
- IT'S A LITTLE LATE
FOR BREAKFAST.
611
00:27:25,845 --> 00:27:27,313
- NOT IF YOU'VE BEEN UP
ALL NIGHT.
612
00:27:27,346 --> 00:27:29,882
- YOU KNOW, A MAN YOUR AGE
613
00:27:29,916 --> 00:27:31,083
SHOULD TAKE BETTER CARE
OF HIMSELF.
614
00:27:31,117 --> 00:27:32,952
YOU COULD DIE OF A STROKE.
615
00:27:32,985 --> 00:27:34,787
- I'M COUNTING ON YOU
TO GET TO ME FIRST.
616
00:27:34,821 --> 00:27:37,156
- UH-HUH.
617
00:27:37,189 --> 00:27:38,357
- SO WHERE WERE YOU?
618
00:27:38,390 --> 00:27:40,359
TOOL SHED? SLAMMER?
THE PISS HOLE?
619
00:27:40,392 --> 00:27:41,894
- PUERTO VALLARTA.
620
00:27:41,928 --> 00:27:44,897
- MM, MUST BE A NEW ONE.
WHERE IS IT?
621
00:27:44,931 --> 00:27:46,365
- MEXICO.
622
00:27:46,398 --> 00:27:47,834
YOU WENT TO...
623
00:27:47,867 --> 00:27:49,769
- AND BACK
IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS.
624
00:27:49,802 --> 00:27:51,904
- WELL, THAT WAS A QUICKIE.
625
00:27:51,938 --> 00:27:53,439
- IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE.
626
00:27:53,472 --> 00:27:56,242
I HAD A PRESSING PIECE OF
BUSINESS TO ATTEND TO.
627
00:27:56,275 --> 00:27:57,777
- AND DID YOU
TAKE CARE OF IT?
628
00:27:57,810 --> 00:27:59,445
- ONCE, AT CRUISING ALTITUDE,
629
00:27:59,478 --> 00:28:01,981
AND ONCE WHILE WE WERE
MAKING OUR APPROACH.
630
00:28:03,382 --> 00:28:05,852
- COFFEE, JUICE--
EGGS'LL BE READY
631
00:28:05,885 --> 00:28:07,820
SOON AS THE HENS
FINISH LAYING 'EM.
632
00:28:09,221 --> 00:28:10,923
- YOU THINK HE'S A TOP?
633
00:28:10,957 --> 00:28:12,792
- SOME OF THOSE HUNKS,
WHEN YOU GET THEM IN BED,
634
00:28:12,825 --> 00:28:14,927
TURN OUT TO BE
THE BIGGEST BOTTOMS.
635
00:28:14,961 --> 00:28:17,329
- I'D DO HIM EITHER WAY.
636
00:28:17,363 --> 00:28:19,365
- AND WHO MIGHT THAT BE?
637
00:28:19,398 --> 00:28:21,367
- THE QUEEN WHO JUST
GOT OUTED.
638
00:28:29,441 --> 00:28:31,277
- EXCUSE ME, SIR,
YOU MIGHT WANT TO READ THIS
639
00:28:31,310 --> 00:28:33,212
BEFORE YOU SHOP
AT TAYLOR ELECTRONICS.
640
00:28:33,245 --> 00:28:34,814
- DO YOU KNOW THAT THE OWNER
OF THIS STORE
641
00:28:34,847 --> 00:28:36,282
IS A HATE-MONGERING BIGOT
642
00:28:36,315 --> 00:28:38,484
WHO WANTS TO DENY HONEST
CITIZENS THEIR RIGHTS?
643
00:28:38,517 --> 00:28:42,054
- DON'T SUPPORT BUSINESSES THAT
DON'T SUPPORT ALL AMERICANS!
644
00:28:44,456 --> 00:28:46,358
- EXCUSE ME, FOLKS,
645
00:28:46,392 --> 00:28:48,494
BUT YOU'RE TRESPASSING
ON PRIVATE PROPERTY.
646
00:28:48,527 --> 00:28:51,130
- DO YOU WANT TO DENY US
A FEW MORE LIBERTIES?
647
00:28:51,163 --> 00:28:52,398
- MA'AM, IF YOU DON'T LEAVE,
648
00:28:52,431 --> 00:28:53,900
WE'LL BE FORCED
TO MAKE YOU LEAVE.
649
00:28:53,933 --> 00:28:56,302
- OH, YEAH?
WELL, MY HUSBAND...
650
00:28:56,335 --> 00:28:59,171
'CEPT I'M NOT MARRIED 'CAUSE MY
GAY SON HERE CAN'T GET MARRIED,
651
00:28:59,205 --> 00:29:01,307
HAPPENS TO BE DETECTIVE
CARL HORVATH.
652
00:29:01,340 --> 00:29:03,242
EVER HEARD OF HIM?
- YES, MA'AM.
653
00:29:03,275 --> 00:29:05,111
I'VE HEARD OF YOU TOO.
654
00:29:05,144 --> 00:29:07,413
- IT'S NO PROBLEM, OFFICER.
COME ON, MOM.
655
00:29:07,446 --> 00:29:08,547
- YEAH, LET'S MOVE ACROSS
THE STREET, GUYS.
656
00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:09,916
WE CAN STILL
MAKE OUR POINT
657
00:29:09,949 --> 00:29:11,383
WITHOUT GETTING
INTO TROUBLE.
658
00:29:11,417 --> 00:29:13,786
- WELL, WE'LL JUST
YELL TWICE AS LOUD!
659
00:29:13,820 --> 00:29:15,221
all: YEAH!
660
00:29:16,355 --> 00:29:17,790
- YOU TOO, SON.
661
00:29:17,824 --> 00:29:20,526
- I'M NOT YOUR SON.
I'M HIS.
662
00:29:20,559 --> 00:29:22,161
AND I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
663
00:29:22,194 --> 00:29:23,529
- WHATEVER ISSUES YOU HAVE
WITH YOUR FATHER,
664
00:29:23,562 --> 00:29:25,164
YOU SHOULD SETTLE THEM
OFF THE STREET.
665
00:29:25,197 --> 00:29:27,166
- I ALREADY TRIED THAT.
666
00:29:28,901 --> 00:29:30,536
I'M STANDING IN FRONT
OF YOUR DOOR, DAD,
667
00:29:30,569 --> 00:29:32,304
IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE.
668
00:29:32,338 --> 00:29:34,040
NOW YOU CAN CALL IN
YOUR TROOPS,
669
00:29:34,073 --> 00:29:35,341
BUT I'M NOT GOING
TO DISAPPEAR.
670
00:29:35,374 --> 00:29:38,010
SO WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO, HMM?
671
00:29:38,044 --> 00:29:40,446
COME ON, DAD, WHY DON'T YOU SHOW
US YOUR GREAT FAMILY VALUES
672
00:29:40,479 --> 00:29:42,114
AND HAVE THEM
ARREST YOUR SON.
673
00:29:44,216 --> 00:29:45,184
- SIR?
674
00:29:48,187 --> 00:29:49,455
- GO ON.
675
00:29:49,488 --> 00:29:51,057
- YOU SURE YOU WANT
TO DO THAT, SIR?
676
00:29:51,090 --> 00:29:53,325
- I TOLD YOU TO GET HIM
OUT OF HERE.
677
00:29:56,395 --> 00:29:58,064
- YOU ARE HEREBY ARRESTED
678
00:29:58,097 --> 00:30:00,566
FOR UNLAWFULLY TRESPASSING
ON PRIVATE PROPERTY.
679
00:30:00,599 --> 00:30:02,368
ANYTHING YOU SAY MAY
AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU
680
00:30:02,401 --> 00:30:03,903
IN A COURT OF LAW.
681
00:30:03,936 --> 00:30:05,304
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT
TO AN ATTORNEY...
682
00:30:05,337 --> 00:30:07,206
[protestors chanting]
683
00:30:10,609 --> 00:30:12,478
- MEET MY NUMBER TEN.
684
00:30:12,511 --> 00:30:14,113
- I ALREADY HAVE.
685
00:30:14,146 --> 00:30:15,581
HE WAS MY NUMBER...
686
00:30:15,614 --> 00:30:17,449
FIVE, I BELIEVE.
687
00:30:17,483 --> 00:30:19,451
ANYWAY, YOU NEEDN'T BOTHER.
688
00:30:19,485 --> 00:30:20,920
I ALREADY WON.
689
00:30:20,953 --> 00:30:24,223
- [scoffs]
WELL, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
690
00:30:24,256 --> 00:30:25,958
GUY'S IN PUERTO VALLARTA.
691
00:30:27,894 --> 00:30:32,932
WE BOTH HAD A LOVELY FLIGHT.
692
00:30:32,965 --> 00:30:35,968
ALTHOUGH THERE WAS A LITTLE
TURBULENCE IN THE TOILET.
693
00:30:37,636 --> 00:30:40,606
GAME, SET AND MATCH,
SPORT.
694
00:30:40,639 --> 00:30:43,009
THE WINNER,
AND STILL CHAMPION,
695
00:30:43,042 --> 00:30:46,412
IS YOURS TRULY.
696
00:30:46,445 --> 00:30:49,515
- SO I GUESS YOU'LL BE WANTING
TO COLLECT YOUR TROPHY.
697
00:30:49,548 --> 00:30:51,050
- YOU BET YOUR ASS.
698
00:30:53,119 --> 00:30:54,853
SO YOU'D BETTER POLISH IT UP.
699
00:30:59,125 --> 00:31:01,093
- HE SAID HE'D GO
TO THE PRESS,
700
00:31:01,127 --> 00:31:03,963
THAT IF I DIDN'T PAY HIM,
THE TABLOIDS WOULD.
701
00:31:03,996 --> 00:31:05,531
SO I TOLD HIM
TO GO FUCK HIMSELF,
702
00:31:05,564 --> 00:31:07,399
I WASN'T GOING TO GIVE HIM
ANOTHER CENT.
703
00:31:07,433 --> 00:31:10,002
NOW THE DAMN PAPARAZZIS
SURROUNDED MY HOUSE.
704
00:31:10,036 --> 00:31:11,904
I CAN'T EVEN GO HOME.
705
00:31:11,938 --> 00:31:15,274
I FEEL LIKE A FUGITIVE,
A...CRIMINAL!
706
00:31:15,307 --> 00:31:17,443
- YEAH, THAT'S WHY I CALLED,
707
00:31:17,476 --> 00:31:19,145
TO LET YOU KNOW
YOU HAVE A FRIEND.
708
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:22,681
- I'VE ALREADY
CALLED MY LAWYERS.
709
00:31:22,714 --> 00:31:24,183
I'M GOING TO FILE
A LAWSUIT.
710
00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:26,318
SUE 'EM FOR 30 MILLION.
711
00:31:26,352 --> 00:31:28,587
- WHAT ABOUT THE PHOTOGRAPHS?
THEY'RE REAL.
712
00:31:28,620 --> 00:31:31,057
- I'LL DENY IT.
713
00:31:31,090 --> 00:31:34,126
I'LL SAY THEY WERE PHOTOSHOPPED,
THE WORK OF A BLACKMAILER.
714
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:35,461
THEY THINK THEY CAN
MESS WITH ME,
715
00:31:35,494 --> 00:31:37,463
THEY'VE GOT
ANOTHER THING COMING.
716
00:31:37,496 --> 00:31:40,399
THIS TIME, THEY FUCKED
WITH THE WRONG GUY!
717
00:31:40,432 --> 00:31:42,068
- WHAT ABOUT THE NEXT TIME?
718
00:31:42,101 --> 00:31:44,170
- THERE ISN'T GOING TO BE
A NEXT TIME.
719
00:31:44,203 --> 00:31:46,172
- OH, YOU PLANNING
ON GIVING UP SEX?
720
00:31:46,205 --> 00:31:47,940
- WHO SAID THAT?
721
00:31:47,974 --> 00:31:49,575
THERE'RE PLENTY OF WOMEN.
722
00:31:49,608 --> 00:31:51,210
- MAYBE SO, BUT...
723
00:31:51,243 --> 00:31:52,544
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME
YOU HAD SEX WITH A WOMAN
724
00:31:52,578 --> 00:31:54,180
THAT YOU DIDN'T THINK
ABOUT A MAN?
725
00:31:58,217 --> 00:32:01,187
IT'S WHO YOU ARE, BABY.
726
00:32:01,220 --> 00:32:03,455
YOU CAN'T FIGHT IT.
727
00:32:03,489 --> 00:32:05,958
SOONER OR LATER, THERE'RE
GOING TO BE OTHER GUYS.
728
00:32:05,992 --> 00:32:08,294
AND EACH TIME THERE ARE,
YOU'LL BE SCARED SHITLESS
729
00:32:08,327 --> 00:32:10,963
WONDERING,
"DID HE RECOGNIZE ME?
730
00:32:10,997 --> 00:32:13,699
IS HE GOING TO BLACKMAIL ME?
IS HE GOING TO THE TABLOIDS?"
731
00:32:13,732 --> 00:32:16,935
I MEAN, IS THAT HOW YOU WANT
TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?
732
00:32:23,409 --> 00:32:25,511
- THANKS FOR BAILING ME OUT.
733
00:32:25,544 --> 00:32:27,980
- WHEN I TAUGHT YOU TO SAY
"PLEASE" AND "THANK YOU,"
734
00:32:28,014 --> 00:32:31,050
I NEVER QUITE EXPECTED
TO HEAR IT USED THAT WAY.
735
00:32:31,083 --> 00:32:32,618
- YOU TOO, BEN.
- ANYTIME.
736
00:32:32,651 --> 00:32:34,186
ACTUALLY, I TAKE THAT BACK.
737
00:32:34,220 --> 00:32:35,521
LET'S HOPE
IT'S THE LAST TIME.
738
00:32:35,554 --> 00:32:37,389
- YOU CAN DAMN WELL
BE SURE OF THAT.
739
00:32:37,423 --> 00:32:39,725
I'M GOING TO HAVE A FEW WORDS
WITH YOUR FATHER,
740
00:32:39,758 --> 00:32:42,128
STARTING WITH, "YOU SICK
SON OF A BITCH!"
741
00:32:42,161 --> 00:32:44,530
- I WOULDN'T WASTE YOUR BREATH.
HE'S NOT WORTH IT.
742
00:32:44,563 --> 00:32:46,198
- I CAN'T BELIEVE A FATHER
WOULD ACTUALLY
743
00:32:46,232 --> 00:32:48,067
HAVE HIS OWN SON ARRESTED.
744
00:32:48,100 --> 00:32:49,668
- AND I DON'T BELIEVE YOU'VE
EVER HAD THE DISPLEASURE
745
00:32:49,701 --> 00:32:51,770
OF MEETING MY EX-HUSBAND.
746
00:32:51,803 --> 00:32:53,672
- I USED TO THINK IN TIME,
HE WOULD COME AROUND.
747
00:32:53,705 --> 00:32:56,442
BUT NOW I THINK THAT HE WOULD
RATHER SEE ME DEAD THAN GAY.
748
00:32:58,510 --> 00:33:01,247
- YOUR DAD DOESN'T KNOW
HOW LUCKY HE IS TO HAVE A SON.
749
00:33:03,549 --> 00:33:05,251
WHY DON'T I GO GET THE CAR?
750
00:33:05,284 --> 00:33:06,652
- YEAH. THANKS, BEN.
751
00:33:11,257 --> 00:33:13,359
I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT,
EVEN THOUGH YOUR FATHER
752
00:33:13,392 --> 00:33:17,129
MAY NO LONGER CONSIDER
YOU HIS SON,
753
00:33:17,163 --> 00:33:19,165
YOU WILL ALWAYS BE MINE.
754
00:33:19,198 --> 00:33:20,699
- THANKS.
755
00:33:20,732 --> 00:33:23,435
I'M JUST SORRY
I FUCKED THINGS UP.
756
00:33:23,469 --> 00:33:25,304
- FUCKED WHAT UP?
757
00:33:25,337 --> 00:33:27,506
- WELL, DAD SAYS IT'S ON ACCOUNT
OF ME, THAT...
758
00:33:27,539 --> 00:33:31,243
THAT I'M THE ONE THAT DESTROYED
YOUR MARRIAGE.
759
00:33:31,277 --> 00:33:33,579
- HONEY, YOU DON'T
REALLY BELIEVE THAT?
760
00:33:33,612 --> 00:33:35,181
- MM.
761
00:33:35,214 --> 00:33:37,683
- WELL, IT'S NOT TRUE.
762
00:33:37,716 --> 00:33:39,251
WE WERE HAVING PROBLEMS
763
00:33:39,285 --> 00:33:41,820
LONG BEFORE YOU
TOLD US YOU'RE GAY.
764
00:33:41,853 --> 00:33:44,056
SO, IF HE WANTS TO LIE
TO HIMSELF
765
00:33:44,090 --> 00:33:46,058
AND BLAME YOU, LET HIM.
766
00:33:46,092 --> 00:33:50,196
DON'T YOU DARE BLAME YOURSELF.
767
00:33:50,229 --> 00:33:51,697
HMM?
- YEAH.
768
00:33:56,302 --> 00:33:59,138
- IT WAS SO AWFUL SEEING MEL
KISSING THAT WOMAN,
769
00:33:59,171 --> 00:34:01,473
WHILE I JUST STOOD THERE
HOLDING THE GARBAGE.
770
00:34:01,507 --> 00:34:03,442
- HMM, I THINK IT'S SHOCKING.
771
00:34:03,475 --> 00:34:05,211
- ISN'T IT?
772
00:34:05,244 --> 00:34:08,314
- I MEAN, THAT SOMEONE WOULD
WANT TO KISS MEL.
773
00:34:08,347 --> 00:34:09,681
- OW!
774
00:34:09,715 --> 00:34:11,617
FUCK!
775
00:34:11,650 --> 00:34:13,852
- YOU DESERVED THAT.
776
00:34:13,885 --> 00:34:15,287
YOU WANT ME TO RUB
THE BOO-BOO
777
00:34:15,321 --> 00:34:16,622
AND MAKE IT BETTER?
778
00:34:16,655 --> 00:34:19,225
- YOU LEAVE MY BOO-BOO ALONE.
779
00:34:19,258 --> 00:34:21,093
CHRIST.
780
00:34:21,127 --> 00:34:22,861
YOU CAN BARELY TURN AROUND
IN HERE.
781
00:34:22,894 --> 00:34:24,630
- WELL, WHERE ELSE AM I
SUPPOSED TO GO?
782
00:34:24,663 --> 00:34:26,498
SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN
OR ON THE FRONT PORCH?
783
00:34:26,532 --> 00:34:29,301
- THIS WHOLE IN-HOUSE SEPARATION
IS FOR SHIT.
784
00:34:29,335 --> 00:34:31,870
- WE NEED TO DO IT
FOR FINANCIAL REASONS.
785
00:34:31,903 --> 00:34:33,605
- AT THE EXPENSE
OF YOUR EMOTIONAL REASON?
786
00:34:34,806 --> 00:34:35,874
AND WHAT'S NEXT?
787
00:34:35,907 --> 00:34:37,176
YOU COME IN ON THEM FUCKING?
788
00:34:37,209 --> 00:34:38,477
- DON'T SAY THAT.
789
00:34:38,510 --> 00:34:39,578
- CAN'T FACE IT?
790
00:34:39,611 --> 00:34:41,780
- NO, I CAN'T FACE IT.
791
00:34:46,418 --> 00:34:49,721
I GUESS WHEN I MOVED BACK
INTO THIS HOUSE, I...
792
00:34:49,755 --> 00:34:54,493
THOUGHT, DESPITE WHAT I KNEW,
DESPITE THE RULES, THAT...
793
00:34:54,526 --> 00:34:56,328
SOMEHOW, MEL AND I WOULD...
794
00:34:56,362 --> 00:34:58,096
- WOULD GET BACK TOGETHER.
795
00:35:00,232 --> 00:35:03,369
YOU DYKES JUST CAN'T
LET GO, CAN YOU?
796
00:35:03,402 --> 00:35:06,338
JUST CAN'T GET IT THROUGH
YOUR LESBIANIC BRAINS
797
00:35:06,372 --> 00:35:09,475
THAT YOU HAVE TO STOP CLINGING
TO YOUR PAST AND MOVE ON.
798
00:35:09,508 --> 00:35:11,210
- MOVE ON?
799
00:35:11,243 --> 00:35:14,146
THAT'S A GOOD ONE,
COMING FROM YOU.
800
00:35:14,180 --> 00:35:15,914
CARRYING ON LIKE
AN OVER-SEXED ADOLESCENT,
801
00:35:15,947 --> 00:35:18,417
THAT "FUCK-OFF" OF YOURS.
802
00:35:20,252 --> 00:35:21,687
YES, I KNOW ALL ABOUT IT.
803
00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:23,755
EVERYONE KNOWS
ALL ABOUT IT.
804
00:35:23,789 --> 00:35:25,624
A CHILDISH COMPETITION
BETWEEN YOU
805
00:35:25,657 --> 00:35:27,493
AND THIS YEAR'S
YOUNG HOT STUD.
806
00:35:27,526 --> 00:35:29,528
NOT ONLY IS IT LUDICROUS,
807
00:35:29,561 --> 00:35:31,530
IT'S HUMILIATING.
808
00:35:33,532 --> 00:35:35,401
WELL, I HOPE YOU WIN.
809
00:35:35,434 --> 00:35:39,438
EVEN THOUGH YOU'VE ALREADY LOST
SOMETHING FAR MORE VALUABLE.
810
00:35:42,341 --> 00:35:45,244
SO DON'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT
CLINGING ON TO MY PAST
811
00:35:45,277 --> 00:35:47,579
UNTIL YOU'RE WILLING
TO LET GO OF YOURS.
812
00:35:57,323 --> 00:35:58,957
- [on TV] STOP RIGHT THERE!
813
00:35:58,990 --> 00:36:02,361
- I'M A POLICE OFFICER.
DETECTIVE ELAINE BENDER, METRO.
814
00:36:02,394 --> 00:36:03,795
HEY. HEY!
815
00:36:03,829 --> 00:36:06,465
- YOU KNOW, I SOLVE CRIMES
FOR A LIVING.
816
00:36:06,498 --> 00:36:08,800
AND I CAN TELL YOU, IT DOESN'T
HAPPEN IN 60 MINUTES
817
00:36:08,834 --> 00:36:11,737
WITH THE HELP OF A PARTNER
WHO LOOKS LIKE A RUNWAY MODEL.
818
00:36:11,770 --> 00:36:13,939
- THAT'S WHY THERE'S
NO CSI: PITTSBURGH.
819
00:36:13,972 --> 00:36:16,208
- [chuckles]
[doorbell rings]
820
00:36:16,242 --> 00:36:17,809
- SWEETHEART,
WOULD YOU GET THAT?
821
00:36:17,843 --> 00:36:24,850
THE RUNWAY MODEL'S
ABOUT TO NAIL THE KILLER.
822
00:36:24,883 --> 00:36:26,952
- OH, MY GOD!
DREW BOYD.
823
00:36:26,985 --> 00:36:28,754
UH, WE MET YOU LAST YEAR
AT THE GAME.
824
00:36:28,787 --> 00:36:30,356
- I REMEMBER.
825
00:36:30,389 --> 00:36:31,990
YOU WERE WITH THIS LOUD WOMAN
WITH RED HAIR.
826
00:36:32,023 --> 00:36:34,693
- THAT WOULD BE ME.
827
00:36:34,726 --> 00:36:36,295
- UH, IS--
IS EMMETT HERE?
828
00:36:36,328 --> 00:36:37,829
- HONEY, IS EMMETT HERE?
829
00:36:37,863 --> 00:36:40,366
- EMMETT!
830
00:36:40,399 --> 00:36:41,500
- COME IN, PLEASE.
- THANK YOU.
831
00:36:44,670 --> 00:36:47,306
- LOOK, I-I JUST
WANT YOU TO KNOW,
832
00:36:47,339 --> 00:36:49,908
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO IN BED
OR WHO YOU DO IT WITH.
833
00:36:49,941 --> 00:36:52,878
YOU'RE STILL ONE HELL
OF A BALL PLAYER.
834
00:36:52,911 --> 00:36:56,882
- YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW SORRY
I AM YOU HAD TO SAY THAT.
835
00:36:56,915 --> 00:36:58,617
BUT HOW GLAD I AM YOU DID.
836
00:36:59,685 --> 00:37:00,986
- DEB...
837
00:37:01,019 --> 00:37:02,521
DID YOU CALL?
838
00:37:16,835 --> 00:37:19,271
- WANT SOME?
- NO, THANKS.
839
00:37:19,305 --> 00:37:21,039
- SURE?
THERE'S ENOUGH FOR TWO.
840
00:37:21,072 --> 00:37:22,908
- WE EACH MAKE OUR OWN DINNER.
ISN'T THAT WHAT WE AGREED ON?
841
00:37:27,846 --> 00:37:29,948
- LINZ, I'M SO SORRY...
842
00:37:29,981 --> 00:37:32,017
FOR THAT KISS WITH CORINNE.
843
00:37:32,050 --> 00:37:33,819
THAT YOU HAD TO SEE IT,
THAT WE DID IT
844
00:37:33,852 --> 00:37:35,487
RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.
845
00:37:35,521 --> 00:37:37,823
- PLEASE, DON'T GIVE IT
ANOTHER THOUGHT. REALLY.
846
00:37:37,856 --> 00:37:41,026
IN FACT, I'M THE ONE WHO SHOULD
APOLOGIZE TO YOU,
847
00:37:41,059 --> 00:37:42,761
FOR INTRUDING.
848
00:37:42,794 --> 00:37:45,564
- IT'S PRETTY MESSY, HUH?
- YEAH, I'LL SAY.
849
00:37:45,597 --> 00:37:48,534
- MM, I THINK WE SHOULD DO
SOMETHING ABOUT THIS.
850
00:37:50,669 --> 00:37:52,304
I THINK WE SHOULD
MAKE IT A RULE
851
00:37:52,338 --> 00:37:53,439
THAT IF WE'RE
DATING SOMEONE--
852
00:37:53,472 --> 00:37:55,307
- ARE YOU DATING HER?
853
00:37:57,476 --> 00:37:58,510
- NO.
854
00:37:58,544 --> 00:37:59,511
NOT REALLY.
855
00:37:59,545 --> 00:38:00,712
UH, I DON'T THINK SO.
856
00:38:00,746 --> 00:38:01,947
- BUT YOU'RE SEEING HER.
857
00:38:01,980 --> 00:38:03,582
- WELL, I GUESS...
858
00:38:03,615 --> 00:38:05,551
I DON'T KNOW.
WELL, ANYWAY, I WAS SAYING--
859
00:38:05,584 --> 00:38:07,586
- I'M SORRY. FORGIVE ME,
I INTERRUPTED YOU.
860
00:38:07,619 --> 00:38:09,054
- NO, NO, NO. IT'S OKAY.
- GO ON.
861
00:38:09,087 --> 00:38:10,989
- I WAS JUST SAYING
THAT IF THERE'S ANYONE
862
00:38:11,022 --> 00:38:12,791
EITHER ONE OF US
HAS AN INTEREST IN,
863
00:38:12,824 --> 00:38:14,526
THAT WE SHOULD
MAKE IT A RULE
864
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:15,827
THAT WE DON'T BRING THAT PERSON
HOME, TO THE HOUSE.
865
00:38:15,861 --> 00:38:17,329
- I AGREE.
866
00:38:17,363 --> 00:38:18,864
- GOOD.
867
00:38:18,897 --> 00:38:20,932
- SEE? WE CAN WORK
THESE THINGS OUT.
868
00:38:20,966 --> 00:38:23,869
- THANK GOD,
WE'RE STILL MATURE ADULTS
869
00:38:23,902 --> 00:38:27,373
WITH OPEN COMMUNICATION.
- YES. THANK GOD.
870
00:38:34,380 --> 00:38:36,114
- YOU CAN HAVE MY ASS,
871
00:38:36,147 --> 00:38:37,549
BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE ME.
872
00:38:37,583 --> 00:38:39,117
- [chuckles]
873
00:38:39,150 --> 00:38:41,687
DEFIANT EVEN IN DEFEAT.
874
00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:42,854
I LIKE THAT.
875
00:38:48,994 --> 00:38:51,963
- NICE PLACE.
- YEAH.
876
00:38:51,997 --> 00:38:55,367
- SO, SHALL WE
GET THIS OVER WITH?
877
00:38:55,401 --> 00:38:57,068
- ALLOW ME
TO POINT THE WAY.
878
00:39:01,907 --> 00:39:03,442
- JUST GO SLOW
879
00:39:03,475 --> 00:39:04,976
AND TAKE IT EASY.
880
00:39:05,010 --> 00:39:07,112
I DON'T BOTTOM VERY OFTEN.
881
00:39:07,145 --> 00:39:08,780
- [chuckles]
882
00:39:08,814 --> 00:39:10,782
- WELL, YOU'LL HAVE
TO TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT.
883
00:39:43,114 --> 00:39:44,550
AHH.
884
00:39:56,094 --> 00:39:57,896
- WELL?
885
00:39:57,929 --> 00:39:59,831
IS IT ALL YOU DREAMT
IT WOULD BE?
886
00:39:59,865 --> 00:40:01,833
- AND LESS.
887
00:40:01,867 --> 00:40:03,702
BUT WE'LL MAKE DO.
888
00:40:16,948 --> 00:40:18,884
AREN'T YOU GOING
TO COLLECT YOUR PRIZE?
889
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:23,855
- [sighs]
890
00:40:23,889 --> 00:40:25,557
IT'S NOT MUCH OF A VICTORY,
891
00:40:25,591 --> 00:40:28,560
CONSIDERING MY YEARS
OF EXPERIENCE AND EXPERTISE.
892
00:40:31,963 --> 00:40:33,599
- YOUR YEARS ARE NUMBERED.
893
00:40:33,632 --> 00:40:35,667
EVENTUALLY, I'M GOING
TO TEAR YOU DOWN
894
00:40:35,701 --> 00:40:37,135
AND PULL YOU APART.
895
00:40:49,715 --> 00:40:50,982
- PUT YOUR PANTS ON.
896
00:40:52,117 --> 00:40:53,685
- HUH?
897
00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:57,856
- I SAID,
"PUT YOUR PANTS ON."
898
00:40:57,889 --> 00:40:59,124
GET OUT.
899
00:41:02,628 --> 00:41:05,063
- WHATEVER YOU SAY.
YOU'RE THE WINNER.
900
00:41:28,687 --> 00:41:31,256
- SO, YOU, UH,
SURE YOU SHOULD BE HERE,
901
00:41:31,289 --> 00:41:33,992
IN A GAY GUY'S ROOM?
902
00:41:34,025 --> 00:41:35,493
- YOU TAKING PICTURES?
903
00:41:37,028 --> 00:41:38,229
- I WOULD NEVER
DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
904
00:41:39,631 --> 00:41:41,266
- I KNOW.
905
00:41:41,299 --> 00:41:42,601
- WHAT'S GOING ON?
906
00:41:42,634 --> 00:41:44,736
[muffled shouts]
907
00:41:44,770 --> 00:41:46,872
- OH, THE PRESS.
THEY FOLLOWED ME HERE.
908
00:41:46,905 --> 00:41:48,740
- DIDN'T YOU KNOW THEY WOULD?
909
00:41:48,774 --> 00:41:50,041
- I'M ALLOWED TO HAVE FRIENDS,
AREN'T I?
910
00:41:50,075 --> 00:41:51,743
GAY OR STRAIGHT.
SINCE WHEN IS THAT A CRIME?
911
00:41:51,777 --> 00:41:53,779
- HEY, YOU'RE PREACHING
TO THE CHOIR, HONEY.
912
00:41:53,812 --> 00:41:55,280
TELL THEM.
913
00:41:55,313 --> 00:41:58,884
- MAYBE I WILL.
914
00:41:58,917 --> 00:42:03,088
- I THOUGHT YOU WERE
GOING TO FIGHT IT.
915
00:42:03,121 --> 00:42:04,790
- MAYBE I CAN'T FIGHT IT.
916
00:42:07,659 --> 00:42:11,062
WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT ME
HAVING FEELINGS FOR YOU...
917
00:42:11,096 --> 00:42:12,230
IT'S TRUE.
918
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:17,035
THERE MIGHT BE
A PART OF ME THAT...
919
00:42:17,068 --> 00:42:18,970
NO, THERE
IS A PART OF ME...
920
00:42:22,073 --> 00:42:23,709
THAT WANTS TO KISS YOU.
921
00:42:28,213 --> 00:42:29,681
TO HOLD YOU.
922
00:42:32,217 --> 00:42:33,852
I GUESS THAT MAKES ME...
923
00:42:39,224 --> 00:42:41,559
[whispering]
YOU HAVE TO SAY IT.
924
00:42:48,634 --> 00:42:49,735
GAY.
925
00:42:52,738 --> 00:42:54,706
- TOUCHDOWN.
926
00:43:02,748 --> 00:43:05,851
- REVEREND FOWLER, THE DRIVING
FORCE BEHIND PROPOSITION 14,
927
00:43:05,884 --> 00:43:07,853
SAID TODAY HE WOULD
"DO EVERYTHING
928
00:43:07,886 --> 00:43:09,220
"IN HIS AND GOD'S POWER
929
00:43:09,254 --> 00:43:12,290
TO STOP HOMOSEXUALS FROM
DESTROYING OUR COUNTRY."
930
00:43:12,323 --> 00:43:14,693
BOLSTERED BY A MAJOR
AD CAMPAIGN,
931
00:43:14,726 --> 00:43:16,294
[laptop chimes]
FOWLER HAS MOBILIZED
932
00:43:16,327 --> 00:43:19,865
A SIGNIFICANT SUPPORT BASE
IN THE STATE.
933
00:43:19,898 --> 00:43:21,833
- BEN?
934
00:43:21,867 --> 00:43:23,702
- WHAT IS IT?
935
00:43:23,735 --> 00:43:25,837
- COME LOOK AT THIS.
936
00:43:25,871 --> 00:43:27,639
- [sighs]
937
00:43:33,779 --> 00:43:37,115
- NOT MUCH OF A CORRESPONDENT,
IS HE?
938
00:43:37,148 --> 00:43:38,917
- HE SAID
WHAT WE NEEDED TO HEAR.
939
00:43:41,152 --> 00:43:42,788
AND HE SIGNED IT "LOVE."
940
00:43:51,429 --> 00:43:54,933
[techno music]
941
00:43:54,966 --> 00:43:56,267
- * DON'T NEED IT
942
00:43:56,301 --> 00:43:58,269
* I DON'T WANT THE DRAMA
943
00:43:58,303 --> 00:44:00,205
* I'M WALKING OUT THAT DOOR
944
00:44:00,238 --> 00:44:04,009
* I'M MOVING ON, I JUST CAN'T
TAKE IT ANYMORE *
945
00:44:04,042 --> 00:44:05,877
* I DON'T WANT THE DRAMA
946
00:44:05,911 --> 00:44:06,978
- LOOK WHO'S BACK.
947
00:44:09,948 --> 00:44:11,016
- I SEE.
948
00:44:11,049 --> 00:44:12,283
- THOUGHT YOU HAD HIM BANNED.
949
00:44:12,317 --> 00:44:14,152
- [laughs] I DID.
950
00:44:14,185 --> 00:44:15,954
- I'LL HAVE HIM
THROWN OUT.
951
00:44:15,987 --> 00:44:17,055
- DON'T.
952
00:44:20,058 --> 00:44:21,893
YOU CAN LOCK THE DOORS,
953
00:44:21,927 --> 00:44:24,896
YOU CAN BAR THE WINDOWS,
BUT...
954
00:44:24,930 --> 00:44:28,767
EVENTUALLY...
BOUND TO GET IN.
955
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:31,069
- WHAT IS?
956
00:44:31,102 --> 00:44:34,372
- * DON'T WANT IT
957
00:44:34,405 --> 00:44:38,910
* DON'T NEED IT
958
00:44:38,944 --> 00:44:40,779
* YEAH
959
00:44:40,812 --> 00:44:46,752
* [vocalizing]
960
00:44:51,222 --> 00:44:53,925
* I DON'T WANT THE DRAMA
961
00:44:53,959 --> 00:44:59,898
*
962
00:45:04,369 --> 00:45:06,204
* WE MAKE MISTAKES
963
00:45:06,237 --> 00:45:08,339
* THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM
964
00:45:08,373 --> 00:45:11,943
* YOU JUST TOOK MY TRUST
AND TAKEN IT TOO FAR *
965
00:45:11,977 --> 00:45:13,879
* I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'D DO THIS TO ME *
966
00:45:13,912 --> 00:45:15,947
* THREW OUT OUR RELATIONSHIP
967
00:45:15,981 --> 00:45:19,350
* I GUESS I'LL NEVER KNOW
EXACTLY WHO YOU ARE *
968
00:45:19,384 --> 00:45:23,221
* I CAN'T TAKE THIS IN MY LIFE
ANYMORE *
969
00:45:23,254 --> 00:45:27,092
* I MUST BE STRONG,
AND I MUST ENDURE *
970
00:45:27,125 --> 00:45:30,829
* THE D-R-A-M-A IN MY LIFE
971
00:45:30,862 --> 00:45:34,132
* I DON'T WANT IT,
DON'T NEED IT *
972
00:45:34,165 --> 00:45:36,167
* I DON'T WANT THE DRAMA
973
00:45:36,201 --> 00:45:37,903
* I'M WALKING OUT THAT DOOR
974
00:45:37,936 --> 00:45:39,304
* I'M MOVING ON
975
00:45:39,337 --> 00:45:41,506
* I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT
ANYMORE *
976
00:45:41,539 --> 00:45:43,842
* I DON'T WANT THE DRAMA
977
00:45:43,875 --> 00:45:45,443
* CAN'T YOU SEE
WE'RE THROUGH? *
978
00:45:45,476 --> 00:45:47,045
* I'M MOVING ON
979
00:45:47,078 --> 00:45:49,114
* I'M LOOKING
FOR SOMEBODY NEW *
980
00:45:49,147 --> 00:45:50,782
* I DON'T WANT THE DRAMA
981
00:45:50,816 --> 00:45:53,118
* DRAMA, DRAMA, DRAMA
982
00:45:53,151 --> 00:45:54,385
* DON'T NEED THE DRAMA
983
00:45:54,419 --> 00:45:56,922
* DRAMA, DRAMA, DRAMA
984
00:45:56,955 --> 00:45:58,323
* I DON'T WANT THE DRAMA
985
00:45:58,356 --> 00:46:00,525
* DRAMA, DRAMA, DRAMA
986
00:46:00,558 --> 00:46:02,193
* CAN'T TAKE THE DRAMA
987
00:46:02,227 --> 00:46:04,395
* I DON'T WANT THE DRAMA
988
00:46:04,429 --> 00:46:06,397
* I'M MOVING ON
989
00:46:06,431 --> 00:46:08,399
* I'VE GOT TO TAKE CONTROL
990
00:46:08,433 --> 00:46:12,003
* I GOT TO TAKE BACK MY HEART
AND MY SOUL YOU STOLE *
991
00:46:12,037 --> 00:46:13,438
* HOW COULD YOU BE WITH ME
992
00:46:13,471 --> 00:46:15,874
* DECEIVING ME
WITH ALL YOUR LITTLE LIES *
993
00:46:15,907 --> 00:46:19,410
* NOW I KNOW THAT YOU WERE
JUST A BIG DISGUISE *
994
00:46:19,444 --> 00:46:23,148
* I CAN'T TAKE THIS
IN MY LIFE ANYMORE *
995
00:46:23,181 --> 00:46:27,152
* I MUST BE STRONG
AND I MUST ENDURE *
996
00:46:27,185 --> 00:46:30,822
* THE D-R-A-M-A IN MY LIFE
997
00:46:30,856 --> 00:46:34,159
* I DON'T WANT IT,
DON'T NEED IT *
998
00:46:34,192 --> 00:46:35,961
* I DON'T WANT THE DRAMA
999
00:46:35,994 --> 00:46:39,030
* I'M WALKING OUT THE DOOR,
I'M MOVING ON *
1000
00:46:39,064 --> 00:46:41,499
* I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT
ANYMORE *
1001
00:46:41,532 --> 00:46:43,234
* I DON'T WANT THE DRAMA
1002
00:46:43,268 --> 00:46:45,503
* DRAMA, DRAMA, DRAMA
1003
00:46:45,536 --> 00:46:47,038
* CAN'T TAKE THE DRAMA
1004
00:46:47,072 --> 00:46:50,275
* I DON'T WANT THE DRAMA
70202
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