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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,144 --> 00:00:12,580 - * ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX * 2 00:00:12,613 --> 00:00:13,714 * SHAKE IT, DUDE 3 00:00:13,747 --> 00:00:21,689 * 4 00:00:35,569 --> 00:00:37,571 - * CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN 5 00:00:37,605 --> 00:00:43,577 * 6 00:00:46,314 --> 00:00:49,817 * CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN 7 00:00:49,850 --> 00:00:53,587 * CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN * 8 00:00:53,621 --> 00:00:56,056 * CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN 9 00:01:00,328 --> 00:01:03,231 [Take Me Higher (Remix)] 10 00:01:03,264 --> 00:01:08,236 * 11 00:01:08,269 --> 00:01:09,737 [indistinct chatter] 12 00:01:19,813 --> 00:01:24,585 - * ON HIGH 13 00:01:24,618 --> 00:01:26,587 * 14 00:01:26,620 --> 00:01:27,855 * TAKE ME HIGHER 15 00:01:27,888 --> 00:01:29,323 - HE'S AMAZING. 16 00:01:29,357 --> 00:01:31,325 - UNBELIEVABLE! 17 00:01:31,359 --> 00:01:34,795 - * TAKE ME HIGHER 18 00:01:34,828 --> 00:01:37,598 - WHEN DID HE MOVE TO TOWN? - A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO. 19 00:01:37,631 --> 00:01:39,533 - * TAKE ME HIGHER 20 00:01:39,567 --> 00:01:42,270 - I THINK HIS NAME'S BRANDON. 21 00:01:42,303 --> 00:01:45,539 - * COME ON 22 00:01:45,573 --> 00:01:48,409 - I HEAR HE'S GOT THE MOST BEAUTIFUL COCK. 23 00:01:48,442 --> 00:01:50,478 * 24 00:01:50,511 --> 00:01:53,247 - * TAKE ME HIGHER 25 00:01:53,281 --> 00:01:55,916 * SO COME ON 26 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:57,618 * PARTY 27 00:01:57,651 --> 00:02:00,788 * SO COME ON, PARTY * 28 00:02:09,530 --> 00:02:10,831 - I ROLLED OVER AND YOU WEREN'T THERE. 29 00:02:10,864 --> 00:02:12,800 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 30 00:02:15,269 --> 00:02:18,639 - SITTING HERE. THINKING. 31 00:02:18,672 --> 00:02:20,774 - WHY DON'T YOU COME BACK TO BED? 32 00:02:20,808 --> 00:02:22,543 - I CAN'T SLEEP. 33 00:02:24,812 --> 00:02:26,780 - BEN... - I KEEP WONDERING... 34 00:02:26,814 --> 00:02:28,182 - WHERE HE IS? 35 00:02:28,216 --> 00:02:30,384 - AND HOPING THAT HE'S ALL RIGHT. 36 00:02:30,418 --> 00:02:33,654 - YEAH, ME TOO. 37 00:02:33,687 --> 00:02:37,791 - I KEEP SEARCHING FOR SOMETHING, SOMETHING THAT... 38 00:02:37,825 --> 00:02:39,427 WE COULD'VE SAID, WE SHOULD HAVE SAID, 39 00:02:39,460 --> 00:02:41,295 THAT WOULD'VE CHANGED HIS MIND. 40 00:02:41,329 --> 00:02:43,564 - AND HAVE YOU FOUND IT? 41 00:02:43,597 --> 00:02:45,699 WHAT WE SHOULD HAVE SAID? 42 00:02:45,733 --> 00:02:47,835 THAT'S BECAUSE THERE ISN'T ANYTHING. 43 00:02:47,868 --> 00:02:49,937 HE WAS DETERMINED TO LEAVE SO HE LEFT. 44 00:02:49,970 --> 00:02:52,806 THERE WASN'T ANYTHING WE COULD HAVE DONE TO HAVE STOPPED HIM. 45 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:55,209 WHY ARE YOU BEATING YOURSELF UP OVER IT? 46 00:02:55,243 --> 00:02:58,846 - BECAUSE HE WAS MY BLOOD. 47 00:02:58,879 --> 00:03:01,815 YOU STILL HAVE A HEALTHY BABY DAUGHTER, MICHAEL. 48 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:05,486 SHE'LL BE LOVED, SENT TO A GOOD SCHOOL, 49 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:07,221 RAISED IN A WORLD WHERE SHE'LL HAVE EVERY CHANCE, 50 00:03:07,255 --> 00:03:08,289 EVERY OPPORTUNITY, 51 00:03:08,322 --> 00:03:09,690 NOT LIKE HUNTER, WHO HAD NOTHING, 52 00:03:09,723 --> 00:03:11,525 LESS THAN NOTHING. 53 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:15,829 I WANTED TO GIVE HIM ALL THOSE THINGS HE NEVER HAD. 54 00:03:15,863 --> 00:03:18,832 - SO DID I. - BUT I FAILED. 55 00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:20,568 - YOU DIDN'T FAIL. 56 00:03:20,601 --> 00:03:23,504 - YES, I DID. I DID FAIL. 57 00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:25,473 - WE GAVE HIM A HOME... 58 00:03:25,506 --> 00:03:28,676 EVERYTHING WE COULD OF OURSELVES TO MAKE HIM PART OF OUR FAMILY. 59 00:03:31,612 --> 00:03:33,747 - THEN WHY ISN'T HE STILL HERE? 60 00:03:37,485 --> 00:03:40,454 [Viens, Mallika aria from Lakme by Bizet] 61 00:03:40,488 --> 00:03:41,755 * 62 00:03:41,789 --> 00:03:43,557 - [panting] 63 00:03:52,766 --> 00:03:54,635 [both groaning] 64 00:04:02,543 --> 00:04:03,544 [chuckling] 65 00:04:11,452 --> 00:04:13,754 - SO DID YOU FUCK HIM OVER? 66 00:04:13,787 --> 00:04:15,523 - DID I EVER. 67 00:04:15,556 --> 00:04:16,924 I FUCKED HIM OVER THE COUCH, 68 00:04:16,957 --> 00:04:18,492 OVER THE KITCHEN COUNTER, 69 00:04:18,526 --> 00:04:19,827 OVER THE COFFEE TABLE. 70 00:04:19,860 --> 00:04:21,962 - WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, THEODORE? ME? 71 00:04:21,995 --> 00:04:24,765 - YEAH, I HAVE TO ADMIT I WAS PRETTY IMPRESSIVE. 72 00:04:24,798 --> 00:04:28,502 - BUT AFTER YOU PLOWED HIM SO DEEP YOU COULD PLANT CORN, 73 00:04:28,536 --> 00:04:32,306 THAT'S WHEN YOU REALLY GAVE IT TO HIM, RIGHT? 74 00:04:32,340 --> 00:04:34,842 RIGHT? 75 00:04:34,875 --> 00:04:36,677 TEDDY? 76 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:39,313 - NOT YET. 77 00:04:39,347 --> 00:04:40,648 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "NOT YET"? 78 00:04:40,681 --> 00:04:43,651 - WELL, WHY RUSH IT? IT'S ALL SO... 79 00:04:43,684 --> 00:04:45,319 DELICIOUS. 80 00:04:45,353 --> 00:04:47,388 - HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN WHAT THAT PERSON DID TO YOU? 81 00:04:47,421 --> 00:04:49,056 HOW HE HUMILIATED YOU? 82 00:04:49,089 --> 00:04:50,924 - "AUNT PITY FUCK." 83 00:04:50,958 --> 00:04:52,926 - THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES. 84 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:54,862 THAT'S WHY I'M WAITING FOR EXACTLY THE RIGHT MOMENT 85 00:04:54,895 --> 00:04:57,297 WHEN THE REVELATION OF WHO I AM WILL HAVE MAXIMUM IMPACT. 86 00:04:58,699 --> 00:05:02,403 - MIGHT I INTERJECT A WORD OR TWO? 87 00:05:02,436 --> 00:05:04,071 THEY SAY REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED COLD, 88 00:05:04,104 --> 00:05:06,807 BUT IN THIS PARTICULAR INSTANCE, 89 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:08,676 IT'S A DISH BEST SERVED HOT... 90 00:05:08,709 --> 00:05:10,110 AND HARD... 91 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:12,346 AND AS MANY TIMES AS POSSIBLE. 92 00:05:12,380 --> 00:05:14,114 - AND YOU'VE SERVED IT ALMOST AS MANY TIMES 93 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:16,016 AS MCDONALD'S. 94 00:05:16,049 --> 00:05:19,820 REMEMBER YOUR PLAN, YOUR STRATEGY. 95 00:05:19,853 --> 00:05:24,558 I SAY, SCREW YOUR COURAGE TO THE STICKING PLACE. 96 00:05:24,592 --> 00:05:27,928 - [snorting] BETTER YET, JUST SCREW. 97 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:38,005 - AND THAT'S FOR YOU, PRECIOUS. 98 00:05:38,038 --> 00:05:39,740 [sighing] 99 00:05:39,773 --> 00:05:42,042 I HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE LIVING UNDER SUCH CONDITIONS. 100 00:05:42,075 --> 00:05:44,712 - WHAT CONDITIONS? IT'S A PERFECTLY DECENT APARTMENT. 101 00:05:44,745 --> 00:05:47,014 - "PERFECTLY DECENT" ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR MY DAUGHTER. 102 00:05:47,047 --> 00:05:50,050 - WELL, AT THE MOMENT, IT'S ALL YOUR DAUGHTER CAN AFFORD. 103 00:05:50,083 --> 00:05:52,853 YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO ALL THIS. - MM. 104 00:05:52,886 --> 00:05:56,390 NICE STUFFED CHICKEN BREASTS THAT YOU LIKE, HMM? 105 00:05:56,424 --> 00:05:59,727 LACE COOKIES. - OH. 106 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:01,662 - I JUST DON'T SEE WHY SHE HAS THE HOUSE. 107 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:03,464 - IT WAS MY DECISION TO LEAVE. 108 00:06:03,497 --> 00:06:05,132 - BUT STILL, IT DOESN'T SEEM FAIR. 109 00:06:05,165 --> 00:06:07,735 - AT THE MOMENT, "FAIR" IS NOT A WORD IN MY VOCABULARY. 110 00:06:07,768 --> 00:06:10,804 - DARLING, I KNOW WE'VE HAD OUR DIFFERENCES, 111 00:06:10,838 --> 00:06:13,941 AND YOU'VE NO IDEA HOW MUCH IT HURT ME. 112 00:06:13,974 --> 00:06:16,877 BUT CONSIDERING YOUR CURRENT SITUATION, 113 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:20,748 CAN'T WE JUST PUT ALL THAT BEHIND US? 114 00:06:20,781 --> 00:06:22,683 - I'D LIKE NOTHING BETTER. 115 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:24,818 - GOOD. 116 00:06:24,852 --> 00:06:26,053 THEN COME LIVE WITH US. 117 00:06:26,086 --> 00:06:27,621 - WHAT? 118 00:06:27,655 --> 00:06:28,822 - YOUR DAD AND I TALKED IT OVER 119 00:06:28,856 --> 00:06:30,891 AND WE THINK IT A SPLENDID IDEA 120 00:06:30,924 --> 00:06:32,660 IF YOU AND GUS WERE TO MOVE IN. 121 00:06:32,693 --> 00:06:34,895 AT LEAST UNTIL YOU GET YOUR LIFE BACK TOGETHER. 122 00:06:34,928 --> 00:06:36,630 - I DON'T THINK THAT'S A VERY GOOD IDEA, MOM. 123 00:06:36,664 --> 00:06:37,898 - BUT WE HAVE PLENTY OF ROOM, 124 00:06:37,931 --> 00:06:39,166 AND I PROMISE NOT TO GET IN YOUR WAY. 125 00:06:39,199 --> 00:06:41,034 - IT'S NOT JUST THAT. 126 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:43,771 THE LAST THING YOU NEED IS TO HAVE A TODDLER RUNNING AROUND. 127 00:06:43,804 --> 00:06:45,639 I CAN BARELY KEEP UP WITH HIM MYSELF. 128 00:06:45,673 --> 00:06:47,975 - I WOULD LOVE TO GET THE CHANCE TO KNOW HIM. 129 00:06:48,008 --> 00:06:49,643 SO WOULD YOUR FATHER. 130 00:06:49,677 --> 00:06:51,044 - AS MUCH AS I APPRECIATE THE OFFER... 131 00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:52,813 - NOW, BEFORE YOU SAY NO, 132 00:06:52,846 --> 00:06:55,048 JUST THINK OF ALL THE MONEY YOU'LL SAVE. 133 00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:57,651 BUT MOST OF ALL, 134 00:06:57,685 --> 00:07:00,020 WE'LL HAVE A CHANCE TO BE A FAMILY AGAIN. 135 00:07:03,991 --> 00:07:08,195 - HI. YES. YES. 136 00:07:08,228 --> 00:07:09,730 [baby cooing] HEY. 137 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:11,098 - TUNA MELT FOR MICHAEL. 138 00:07:11,131 --> 00:07:12,933 GRILLED CHEESE AND BACON FOR SUNSHINE. 139 00:07:12,966 --> 00:07:15,068 AND FOR THE QUEER GUY, A BUN-LESS BURGER. 140 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:18,672 - JUST LIKE ME. - WHAT? 141 00:07:18,706 --> 00:07:20,874 - MY PRODUCER HAS INFORMED ME THAT, IN THE FUTURE 142 00:07:20,908 --> 00:07:23,143 WHEN I AM ON SCREEN, I HAVE NO ASS, 143 00:07:23,176 --> 00:07:25,078 NO DICK, NO SEXUALITY. 144 00:07:25,112 --> 00:07:27,848 I AM, AS BRIAN WAS SO KIND TO POINT OUT, 145 00:07:27,881 --> 00:07:29,116 A BALL-LESS EUNUCH... 146 00:07:29,149 --> 00:07:30,884 FORGIVE ME, THAT'S REDUNDANT... 147 00:07:30,918 --> 00:07:33,487 WHOSE SOLE PURPOSE IN LIFE IS TO ENTERTAIN THE WHITE FOLKS. 148 00:07:33,521 --> 00:07:36,023 IN FACT, I SHOULDN'T EVEN BE CALLED A HOMOSEXUAL. 149 00:07:36,056 --> 00:07:38,225 FROM NOW ON, YOU CAN REFER TO ME AS A HOMO-INEFFECTUAL. 150 00:07:38,258 --> 00:07:40,694 - OH, NO. - OH, YES! 151 00:07:40,728 --> 00:07:42,830 APPARENTLY, PITTSBURGH ISN'T READY TO DEAL 152 00:07:42,863 --> 00:07:45,232 WITH THE FACT THAT QUEERS ARE NOT ONLY ANATOMICALLY CORRECT, 153 00:07:45,265 --> 00:07:47,034 BUT THEY ACTUALLY USE ALL THEIR PARTS. 154 00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:48,836 - NO, IT'S NOT JUST PITTSBURGH. 155 00:07:48,869 --> 00:07:50,904 "YESTERDAY AFTERNOON, FAMILY AMERICA, 156 00:07:50,938 --> 00:07:52,773 "A CONSERVATIVE-BASED CITIZENS' ACTION GROUP, 157 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:54,107 "ANNOUNCED THEY'D COLLECTED ENOUGH SIGNATURES 158 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:56,710 "TO HAVE PROPOSITION 14 PLACED ON THE BALLOT 159 00:07:56,744 --> 00:07:58,245 "IN THE UPCOMING STATEWIDE ELECTION. 160 00:07:58,278 --> 00:08:00,814 "IF PASSED, THE CONTROVERSIAL MEASURE COULD DISSOLVE 161 00:08:00,848 --> 00:08:03,050 A BROAD RANGE OF CONTRACTS BETWEEN SAME-SEX COUPLES." 162 00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:06,987 - THOSE GODDAMN RIGHT-WING FUCKS. 163 00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:08,288 THEY'RE AT IT AGAIN. IT'S NOT ENOUGH, 164 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:09,857 WHAT? THAT THEY CAN SAY NO TO GAY MARRIAGE? 165 00:08:09,890 --> 00:08:11,592 NOW THEY'RE GOING TO GO AFTER EVERYTHING? 166 00:08:11,625 --> 00:08:13,861 - COME ON, MA, JUST... DON'T OVERREACT. 167 00:08:13,894 --> 00:08:15,763 - "OPPONENTS SAY PROPOSITION 14 168 00:08:15,796 --> 00:08:17,297 "IS ONE OF THE MOST HOMOPHOBIC PIECES OF LEGISLATION 169 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:18,999 "IN OUR COUNTRY'S HISTORY. 170 00:08:19,032 --> 00:08:20,868 "IT WOULD EFFECTIVELY NEGATE POWERS OF ATTORNEY, 171 00:08:20,901 --> 00:08:22,603 "WILLS, LEASES, CHILD-CUSTODY ARRANGEMENTS, 172 00:08:22,636 --> 00:08:23,937 "JOINT BANK ACCOUNTS, 173 00:08:23,971 --> 00:08:25,639 "AND HEALTH INSURANCE GRANTED BY COMPANIES 174 00:08:25,673 --> 00:08:27,741 THAT RECOGNIZE DOMESTIC PARTNERSHIPS." 175 00:08:27,775 --> 00:08:31,144 - HOLY SHIT. THAT IS EVERYTHING. 176 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:33,180 - DID I HEAR SOMEONE SAY, "DON'T OVERREACT"? 177 00:08:33,213 --> 00:08:35,048 - THAT'S WHAT SOME OTHER PEOPLE SAID ONCE. 178 00:08:35,082 --> 00:08:37,951 NEXT THING YOU KNOW, THEY WERE BEING SHIPPED OFF TO THE CAMPS. 179 00:08:37,985 --> 00:08:40,020 - THEY CAN'T DO THIS, CAN THEY? 180 00:08:40,053 --> 00:08:41,889 - THEY ALREADY HAVE, IN VIRGINIA. 181 00:08:41,922 --> 00:08:43,924 AND A DOZEN OTHER STATES ARE TRYING TO DO THE SAME. 182 00:08:43,957 --> 00:08:45,759 - BUT IF THAT HAPPENS, 183 00:08:45,793 --> 00:08:47,961 IT WOULD DESTROY EVERYTHING YOU AND BEN HAVE WORKED FOR, 184 00:08:47,995 --> 00:08:50,330 THAT YOU'VE BUILT TOGETHER. - TELL ME ABOUT IT. 185 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:52,065 I COULD LOSE MY HEALTH INSURANCE FROM BEN'S JOB. 186 00:08:52,099 --> 00:08:53,066 THEY COULD INVALIDATE OUR MORTGAGE. 187 00:08:53,100 --> 00:08:54,768 WE COULD LOSE THE HOUSE. 188 00:08:54,802 --> 00:08:57,270 - YEAH, AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR PLANS TO ADOPT HUNTER? 189 00:08:59,006 --> 00:09:00,674 - YOU MEAN IF HE EVER COMES BACK? 190 00:09:00,708 --> 00:09:02,643 - SORRY. 191 00:09:02,676 --> 00:09:04,578 - IT'S NOT JUST BEN AND ME. 192 00:09:04,612 --> 00:09:06,947 IT'S EVERYONE. IT'S MEL AND LINZ AND THE KIDS, 193 00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:08,949 ELI AND MONTY... 194 00:09:08,982 --> 00:09:09,983 MAYBE EVEN YOU. 195 00:09:10,017 --> 00:09:12,786 - [scoffs] ME? 196 00:09:12,820 --> 00:09:16,123 - WELL... IF YOU AND BRIAN WERE TO EVER... 197 00:09:17,825 --> 00:09:19,259 - WE WON'T. - WELL... 198 00:09:19,292 --> 00:09:21,695 YOU NEVER KNOW. HE COULD MELLOW. 199 00:09:23,864 --> 00:09:25,699 - HE'S NOT A HEARTY BURGUNDY, MICHAEL. 200 00:09:25,733 --> 00:09:27,968 HE'S NOT GOING TO MELLOW. 201 00:09:28,001 --> 00:09:29,970 WHATEVER THAT PROPOSITION WOULD TAKE AWAY 202 00:09:30,003 --> 00:09:32,572 IS SOMETHING HE WOULD NEVER GIVE ME IN THE FIRST PLACE. 203 00:09:38,278 --> 00:09:39,680 - YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY CONSIDERING 204 00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:40,981 GOING TO LIVE WITH THEM. 205 00:09:41,014 --> 00:09:42,683 - IT SEEMS LIKE A PERFECTLY VIABLE OPTION. 206 00:09:42,716 --> 00:09:44,117 - YEAH, SO IS JUMPING OFF A ROOF. 207 00:09:44,151 --> 00:09:46,954 - ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH. THEY'RE STILL MY FAMILY. 208 00:09:46,987 --> 00:09:49,089 - YEAH, A FAMILY THAT NEVER ACCEPTED YOU OR ME 209 00:09:49,122 --> 00:09:50,357 OR OUR CHILDREN. 210 00:09:50,390 --> 00:09:52,392 A FAMILY THAT BASICALLY DISOWNED YOU, 211 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:54,261 WOULDN'T SPEAK TO YOU, WANTED NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU, 212 00:09:54,294 --> 00:09:57,397 AND NOW SUDDENLY THEY SHOW UP OUT OF THE BLUE TO RESCUE YOU. 213 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:58,866 I SMELL GOYIM. 214 00:09:58,899 --> 00:10:00,367 - IT IS POSSIBLE FOR PEOPLE TO CHANGE. 215 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:03,704 - "PEOPLE," YES. YOUR PARENTS, NO. 216 00:10:03,737 --> 00:10:04,972 - SHE SAID SHE WANTS TO GET TO KNOW HER GRANDSON, 217 00:10:05,005 --> 00:10:06,840 TO MAKE AMENDS. - UH-HUH. 218 00:10:06,874 --> 00:10:08,308 - AND GETTING RID OF THE APARTMENT 219 00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:10,377 WILL TAKE THE PRESSURE OFF ME, AND US, FINANCIALLY. 220 00:10:10,410 --> 00:10:12,646 - YEAH, BUT IS IT WORTH THE PRICE? 221 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:14,247 - IF THEY'RE WILLING TO ADMIT THEY WERE WRONG, 222 00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:17,384 CHANGE THEIR MINDS, LEARN FROM THEIR MISTAKES, 223 00:10:17,417 --> 00:10:20,287 THEN I OWE IT TO THEM TO AT LEAST CONSIDER THEIR OFFER. 224 00:10:22,690 --> 00:10:25,292 - [heavy sigh] 225 00:10:30,097 --> 00:10:31,732 - [grunting] 226 00:10:31,765 --> 00:10:34,735 [Ride of the Valkyries by Richard Wagner] 227 00:10:34,768 --> 00:10:42,710 * 228 00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:16,710 - CONGRATULATIONS, STUD. 229 00:11:16,744 --> 00:11:18,779 THAT'S YOUR THIRD TIME TONIGHT. 230 00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:21,314 - WHO'S KEEPING SCORE? - I AM. 231 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:25,452 LOOK AT HIM, SO SMUG, SO SELF-SATISFIED. 232 00:11:25,485 --> 00:11:27,087 NOW IS THE PERFECT TIME TO SEND HIM OFF 233 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:30,057 WITH HIS NOT-UNATTRACTIVE TAIL BETWEEN HIS LEGS. 234 00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:32,192 - WHAT THE FUCK FOR? 235 00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:34,094 YOU'VE GOT THE SON OF A BITCH WHERE YOU WANT HIM 236 00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:35,863 WITH HIS ASS IN THE AIR, 237 00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:38,065 AND IT'S NOT A BAD ONE, I MIGHT ADD. 238 00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:40,333 - DON'T LISTEN TO HIM. TELL! 239 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:43,070 - WHAT THE HELL DOES HE KNOW? FUCK! 240 00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:45,238 - WOULD YOU GET OFF MY BACK? - HUH? 241 00:11:45,272 --> 00:11:47,240 - OH... 242 00:11:47,274 --> 00:11:48,942 NOTHING. YOU'RE JUST, UH... 243 00:11:48,976 --> 00:11:49,943 GETTING A LITTLE HEAVY, THAT'S ALL. 244 00:11:49,977 --> 00:11:51,211 - [chuckles] 245 00:11:51,244 --> 00:11:52,813 - OH. IT'S LIKE THERE WAS SOMETHING 246 00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:55,148 YOU WANTED TO TELL ME. 247 00:12:00,854 --> 00:12:02,956 - YEAH, ACTUALLY, UH, THERE IS. 248 00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:04,892 - GO FOR IT, TEDDY. 249 00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:06,359 COME ON, THIS IS YOUR CHANCE. 250 00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:09,296 - YOU, UH... 251 00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:15,502 YOU WANT TO GO TO BABYLON TOMORROW NIGHT? 252 00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:17,404 - [snide chuckle] 253 00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:19,907 - WHERE'S YOUR BACKBONE, YOUR FORTITUDE? 254 00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:21,441 - WHERE'S THE LUBE? 255 00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:24,444 [Ride of the Valkyries playing] 256 00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:28,415 * 257 00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:36,423 [keys rattling] 258 00:13:05,052 --> 00:13:06,453 - THE CLUB WAS PACKED TONIGHT. 259 00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:08,555 - HMM. THAT'S NICE. 260 00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:10,290 - LINE ALL THE WAY AROUND THE BLOCK. 261 00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:12,559 - GREAT. 262 00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:15,162 - BARELY ANY ROOM ON THE DANCE FLOOR. 263 00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:19,199 - WHATEVER ELSE HAPPENS, BY ALL MEANS KEEP ON DANCING. 264 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:23,036 - WHAT ABOUT YOU, DEAR? HOW WAS YOUR EVENING? 265 00:13:23,070 --> 00:13:26,573 - NOT NEARLY AS EXCITING AS YOURS. 266 00:13:26,606 --> 00:13:28,842 I SPENT IT HERE.... 267 00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:30,944 ALONE... 268 00:13:30,978 --> 00:13:32,345 THINKING. 269 00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:33,813 AND DON'T SAY, "ALWAYS A DANGEROUS SIGN." 270 00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:40,854 I MADE SOME DECISIONS. 271 00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:42,055 - ABOUT WHAT? 272 00:13:42,089 --> 00:13:43,523 - MY LIFE. 273 00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:45,926 - AH. 274 00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:47,961 - WHAT I WANT. 275 00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:53,100 - I THOUGHT YOU HAD ALREADY WORKED THAT OUT. 276 00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:57,204 YOU WERE GOING TO LIVE OFF YOUR CONSIDERABLE HOLLYWOOD WEALTH 277 00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:59,339 AND TRY YOUR HAND AT BEING AN ARTIST. 278 00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:01,108 - WHY ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME? 279 00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:04,344 - I'M NOT MAKING FUN. 280 00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:06,146 LOOK, YOU'RE MAKING ME FUCKING NERVOUS AS HELL, 281 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:10,217 JUST... TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT... 282 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:12,485 WHAT YOU'VE DECIDED. 283 00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:14,654 WE CAN GO TO BED AND FUCK. 284 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,089 - [scoffing] 285 00:14:16,123 --> 00:14:19,126 YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT I WANT. 286 00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:21,094 I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU. 287 00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:25,098 - THAT'S RIGHT. YOU HAVE. 288 00:14:25,132 --> 00:14:27,234 A HUSBAND. A FAMILY. 289 00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:28,568 A HOME. 290 00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:31,504 ALL THE THINGS THAT MAKE LIFE WORTH LIVING. 291 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:34,274 - WOULD YOU FUCKING CUT IT OUT? 292 00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:36,143 JUST STOP IT. 293 00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:40,580 [sighing] 294 00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:43,383 AND I KNOW YOU CAN'T GIVE ME THOSE THINGS. 295 00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:44,684 - NOT "CAN'T." 296 00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:47,154 "CAN'T" IMPLIES THAT I'M INCAPABLE. 297 00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:48,521 IT'S THAT I WON'T. 298 00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:52,325 - I ACCEPT THAT. 299 00:14:52,359 --> 00:14:53,994 I SUPPOSE, IT'S WHY I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU. 300 00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:55,695 - [scoffs] 301 00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,664 OH, THE UNTAMABLE BEAST. 302 00:14:57,697 --> 00:14:59,666 - BUT TO BE A COUPLE, 303 00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:02,669 BOTH PEOPLE HAVE TO WANT THE SAME THINGS, 304 00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:05,205 TO MOVE IN THE SAME DIRECTION. 305 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:09,142 IF THEY CAN'T OR...OR WON'T... 306 00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:11,478 THEY REALLY HAVE NOWHERE TO GO. 307 00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:16,283 - PROBABLY NOT. 308 00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:18,351 - THEN WHY ARE WE STILL DOING THIS 309 00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:21,054 IF WE BOTH KNOW IT'S NEVER GOING TO WORK? 310 00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:27,594 - DAMNED IF I KNOW. 311 00:16:17,044 --> 00:16:18,211 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 312 00:16:18,245 --> 00:16:19,679 - HMM... 313 00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:22,382 I'LL FIGURE IT OUT. 314 00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:42,001 [door opens] 315 00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:46,005 - LET ME KNOW. 316 00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:05,725 - OH, MY GOODNESS! 317 00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:07,260 YOU'VE TURNED INTO A MONSTER. 318 00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:09,396 - CAREFUL, RON, YOUR BACK. - [chuckling] 319 00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:12,799 HEY, PARTNER, YOU WANT TO GO SEE YOUR ROOM? 320 00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:17,304 WOULD YOU LADIES EXCUSE US GENTS? 321 00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:18,705 - DIDN'T I TELL YOU HE'D BE THRILLED? 322 00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:20,807 - MOM! - WHAT? 323 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,542 - YOU HAVE MY PROM PICTURE OUT. 324 00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:24,344 - I'VE ALWAYS LOVED THAT PICTURE. 325 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:27,480 - [groans] LOOK AT THAT HAIR AND THAT GOWN. 326 00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:29,416 [whimpers] IT'S EMBARRASSING. 327 00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:31,684 - NOT TO ME. 328 00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:33,553 YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES I COME IN HERE 329 00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:34,821 AND I JUST SIT. 330 00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:38,158 - YOU DO? - SOMETIMES I FEEL 331 00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:41,094 IT'S ALL I HAVE LEFT OF YOU. 332 00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:48,368 - THANKS, MOM, FOR BEING SO GENEROUS. 333 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:51,704 - IT'S OUR PLEASURE, DARLING. 334 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,340 BY THE WAY, 335 00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:55,242 WE HAVE SOME PEOPLE COMING FOR DINNER TONIGHT. 336 00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:57,577 I MEAN, NOTHING FORMAL, JUST AL AND LOIS SEGGERMAN 337 00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:59,246 AND SOMEONE FROM DAD'S OFFICE. 338 00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:00,580 - YEAH, DON'T WORRY, I WON'T BE IN THE WAY. 339 00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:02,449 I'LL STAY UP HERE, TAKE A BATH, READ. 340 00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:03,650 - I WAS HOPING YOU'D JOIN US. 341 00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:06,519 - OH, IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY AND... 342 00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:09,622 - I UNDERSTAND. WHATEVER YOU LIKE. 343 00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:11,458 BUT IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND, 344 00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:14,894 ELVIRA'S MAKING YOUR FAVORITE, SALMON IN DILL SAUCE. 345 00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:17,730 I TOLD HER IT WAS YOUR WELCOME-HOME DINNER. 346 00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:20,267 - AW, THEN I SUPPOSE I HAVE NO CHOICE. 347 00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:22,502 - IT'S SO GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK. 348 00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:53,633 - YOU READING THE DVD TITLES? 349 00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:56,536 I DO THAT SOMETIMES TO MAKE SURE I DON'T NEED GLASSES. 350 00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:58,171 SINGIN' IN THE RAIN, 351 00:18:58,205 --> 00:18:59,806 SOME LIKE IT HOT, 352 00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:02,509 DIRTY HARRY. 353 00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:04,277 HOW DID THAT GET THERE? 354 00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:05,378 OH, YEAH, I REMEMBER. 355 00:19:05,412 --> 00:19:07,146 I THOUGHT IT WAS A PORN FILM. 356 00:19:09,549 --> 00:19:12,319 HEY, JOKING. 357 00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:16,289 OKAY, IT WASN'T VERY FUNNY. 358 00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:18,191 HOW ABOUT YOU COME WITH ME TO BED BATH AND BEGONE? 359 00:19:18,225 --> 00:19:19,792 I'M BUYING THROW PILLOWS FOR THE BED. 360 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:22,695 THE QUEER GUY SAYS IT'S A STYLISH AND INEXPENSIVE WAY 361 00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:27,400 TO ACCENTUATE THE COLOR SCHEME AND ENLIVEN A ROOM. 362 00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:28,935 OF COURSE... 363 00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:32,939 WE DON'T NEED PILLOWS TO ENLIVEN A ROOM, DO WE? 364 00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:34,607 BEN? 365 00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:38,278 - I REMEMBER WATCHING THOSE MOVIES WITH HUNTER. 366 00:19:38,311 --> 00:19:41,548 HE'D NEVER EVEN HEARD OF SINGIN' IN THE RAIN. 367 00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:44,451 HE LOVED IT. MUST'VE SEEN IT 95 TIMES. 368 00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:46,953 - AND THAT WAS EVEN AFTER HE WASN'T GAY. 369 00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:48,555 PLEASE COME WITH ME. 370 00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:50,723 - EVERYTHING IN THIS HOUSE REMINDS ME OF HIM. 371 00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:52,592 EVERYWHERE I LOOK. 372 00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:54,561 - THAT'S WHY IT MIGHT BE A GOOD IDEA TO GET OUT FOR A WHILE. 373 00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:57,630 YOU KNOW, TAKE YOUR MIND OFF OF THINGS. 374 00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:03,470 LISTEN, THERE'S A MEETING AT THE GAY AND LESBIAN CENTER 375 00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:06,306 TOMORROW NIGHT ABOUT THIS PROPOSITION 14. 376 00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:09,309 - SO? - SO WE SHOULD GO. 377 00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:10,910 THEY'RE GOING TO NEED VOLUNTEERS. 378 00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:13,313 WHO BETTER THAN SOMEONE AS INTELLIGENT, WELL-INFORMED, 379 00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:15,982 AUTHORITATIVE, AND NOT TO MENTION HOT, AS YOU? 380 00:20:16,015 --> 00:20:17,617 - THE LAST THING I WANT TO THINK ABOUT RIGHT NOW 381 00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:19,319 IS ANOTHER GAY CAUSE. 382 00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:22,722 - IT'S NOT JUST ANOTHER GAY CAUSE. 383 00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:24,591 WHEN WE GOT MARRIED, 384 00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:26,359 YOU SAID THAT THIS WAS JUST THE BEGINNING. 385 00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:29,729 WELL, NOW IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S THE BEGINNING OF THE END. 386 00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:32,465 LISTEN, I'M JUST AS UPSET ABOUT THIS AS YOU ARE. 387 00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:34,334 EVERY TIME I HEAR THAT DOOR OPEN 388 00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:39,639 OR THE PHONE RING, I THINK IT'S HIM. 389 00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:40,940 I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD MAKE US BOTH FEEL BETTER 390 00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:43,009 IF WE GOT INVOLVED IN SOMETHING. 391 00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:44,811 - I DON'T WANT TO GET INVOLVED IN SOMETHING, OKAY? 392 00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:46,746 I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT PROPOSITION 14 393 00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:48,047 OR 15 OR 16. 394 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,783 ALL I CARE ABOUT IS WHERE IS HE? IS HE ALL RIGHT? 395 00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:53,420 AM I EVER GOING TO SEE HIM AGAIN? 396 00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:55,955 SO LET SOMEBODY ELSE SIT ON THAT GODDAMN COMMITTEE. 397 00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:58,958 I'VE GIVEN ENOUGH. 398 00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:03,363 - I CAN'T BELIEVE HE LET YOU WALK OUT 399 00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:05,298 AND DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO STOP YOU. 400 00:21:05,332 --> 00:21:06,966 - I DIDN'T EXPECT HIM TO. 401 00:21:06,999 --> 00:21:08,768 - WELL, IF EITHER OF YOU HAD EVER BOTHERED 402 00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:10,069 TO READ JACKIE COLLINS, 403 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:11,838 YOU WOULD KNOW THAT, IN THE LAST CHAPTER, 404 00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:14,441 THE HERO FINALLY REALIZES THAT HE HAS LOVED THE HEROINE-- 405 00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:16,543 IN THIS CASE, THE HEROINE BEING YOU-- 406 00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:18,911 ALL ALONG, AND BEGS HER TO STAY. 407 00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:20,847 - THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED FICTION. 408 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:22,915 - FIGHT PROPOSITION 14! - THANKS. 409 00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:24,984 - THERE'S A MEETING TOMORROW AT THE CENTER. 410 00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:27,954 - YOU PEOPLE NEED JESUS IN YOUR LIVES. 411 00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:30,323 - YEAH, AND YOU NEED A GOOD BLOW-JOB. 412 00:21:30,357 --> 00:21:31,958 THAT IS, IF YOU CAN FIND ANYONE TO GIVE YOU ONE, 413 00:21:31,991 --> 00:21:33,560 AND DON'T LOOK AT ME. 414 00:21:33,593 --> 00:21:36,396 - THAT NO-GOOD SON OF A BITCH. 415 00:21:36,429 --> 00:21:38,465 HOW COULD HE DO THAT TO YOU AFTER ALL THESE YEARS? 416 00:21:38,498 --> 00:21:40,066 - HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. 417 00:21:40,099 --> 00:21:41,934 I WANTED ONE THING AND HE WANTED ANOTHER. 418 00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:43,336 AND SINCE NEITHER ONE OF US 419 00:21:43,370 --> 00:21:44,571 COULD GIVE THE OTHER WHAT HE NEEDED, 420 00:21:44,604 --> 00:21:47,807 WE DECIDED IT WOULD BE BEST TO MOVE ON. 421 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:49,809 - SO WHERE'RE YOU GOING TO GO? 422 00:21:49,842 --> 00:21:51,678 - YOU COULD ALWAYS COME BACK TO DEBBIE'S BOARDING HOUSE, 423 00:21:51,711 --> 00:21:53,480 SHARE EMMETT'S ROOM. 424 00:21:53,513 --> 00:21:56,449 - HEY, UM, PERHAPS, EMMETT WOULD LIKE TO BE CONSULTED ON THAT? 425 00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:58,017 - DON'T WORRY, I ALREADY HAVE IT WORKED OUT. 426 00:21:58,050 --> 00:21:59,118 I'M GOING TO STAY WITH BEN AND MICHAEL 427 00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:00,587 UNTIL I GET A PLACE OF MY OWN. 428 00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:03,089 - A PLACE OF YOUR OWN? AT YOUR AGE? 429 00:22:03,122 --> 00:22:04,491 - DEB, I'M NOT A KID ANYMORE. 430 00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:06,426 - YOU WERE NEVER A KID. 431 00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:10,096 - I KNOW, BUT YOU'LL ALWAYS BE A KID TO ME. 432 00:22:10,129 --> 00:22:12,465 - BESIDES IT'S TIME I MADE IT ON MY OWN. 433 00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:15,602 - LIKE MARY. 434 00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:19,572 - AND EVEN THOUGH I'LL MISS BRIAN 435 00:22:19,606 --> 00:22:21,708 AND I'LL WISH WE WERE STILL TOGETHER... 436 00:22:21,741 --> 00:22:23,876 THIS'LL BE GOOD FOR ME. RIGHT? 437 00:22:23,910 --> 00:22:26,713 - RIGHT. 438 00:22:26,746 --> 00:22:28,347 - YEAH, DAMN... DAMN RIGHT. 439 00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:31,618 - VOTE NO ON PROPOSITION 14! 440 00:22:31,651 --> 00:22:32,885 - YEAH, THANKS. - THANK YOU. 441 00:22:32,919 --> 00:22:34,787 - NO ON 14. MEETING AT THE CENTER. 442 00:22:34,821 --> 00:22:38,925 - OH, EXCUSE ME, FOLKS, I GOT TO GO PEE AGAIN. 443 00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:41,761 DAMN PROSTATE. - AL, PLEASE. 444 00:22:41,794 --> 00:22:43,530 - OH, DON'T BE EMBARRASSED, HONEY. 445 00:22:43,563 --> 00:22:45,498 IT'S NOT AS IF I BROUGHT UP MY HEMORRHOIDS. 446 00:22:45,532 --> 00:22:47,534 [all chuckling] 447 00:22:47,567 --> 00:22:50,470 - WHAT CAN I SAY? AL IS AL. 448 00:22:50,503 --> 00:22:52,905 - I'M AFRAID I'M A LITTLE YOUNG FOR THIS CROWD. 449 00:22:52,939 --> 00:22:55,542 MY PROSTATE'S STILL IN WORKING ORDER. 450 00:22:55,575 --> 00:22:58,044 BUT I'D BE GLAD TO SHOW YOU MY TENNIS ELBOW IF YOU LIKE. 451 00:22:58,077 --> 00:22:59,912 - NO, THAT'S OKAY. 452 00:22:59,946 --> 00:23:03,149 SO YOU WORK WITH MY DAD? - GOING ON FIVE YEARS NOW. 453 00:23:03,182 --> 00:23:06,152 HE'S A GREAT GUY. 454 00:23:06,185 --> 00:23:08,421 AND YOU? YOU WORK AT THE SIDNEY BLOOM GALLERY? 455 00:23:08,455 --> 00:23:09,822 - YES, THAT'S RIGHT. 456 00:23:09,856 --> 00:23:11,524 - I DON'T GET MUCH TIME TO GO TO GALLERIES, 457 00:23:11,558 --> 00:23:13,693 BUT I DID MANAGE TO CATCH THE SAM AUERBACH SHOW. 458 00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:15,762 DID YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THAT? 459 00:23:15,795 --> 00:23:18,565 - ACTUALLY, I PUT IT TOGETHER. - REALLY? 460 00:23:18,598 --> 00:23:20,933 YOU DID A GREAT JOB. 461 00:23:20,967 --> 00:23:22,935 AND THE MURAL DOWN AT PENN PLAZA IS... 462 00:23:22,969 --> 00:23:24,671 IT'S A KNOCK-OUT. 463 00:23:24,704 --> 00:23:26,639 BUT OF COURSE, I'M NOT AN EXPERT. 464 00:23:26,673 --> 00:23:28,775 - YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AN EXPERT TO KNOW WHAT YOU LIKE. 465 00:23:28,808 --> 00:23:30,176 I HAPPEN TO AGREE WITH YOU. 466 00:23:30,209 --> 00:23:32,211 IT'S BOLD, LARGER THAN LIFE, 467 00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:34,947 COMPLETELY UNPREDICTABLE, 468 00:23:34,981 --> 00:23:36,449 MUCH LIKE THE MAN. 469 00:23:36,483 --> 00:23:37,984 AND LIKE THE MAN, 470 00:23:38,017 --> 00:23:40,553 BEST APPRECIATED FROM A SAFE DISTANCE. 471 00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:44,223 - THE OLD FOLKS ARE GOING TO BORE THEMSELVES 472 00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:46,459 WITH PICTURES FROM THEIR ALASKAN CRUISE. 473 00:23:46,493 --> 00:23:48,528 WHY DON'T YOU TWO MAKE YOUR ESCAPE 474 00:23:48,561 --> 00:23:50,062 AND WE'LL CALL YOU FOR DESSERT? 475 00:23:50,096 --> 00:23:51,831 - OKAY. - [chuckling] 476 00:23:53,165 --> 00:23:55,835 * 477 00:23:55,868 --> 00:23:57,804 - TEDDY! 478 00:23:57,837 --> 00:24:00,573 - OH. HI, EM. 479 00:24:00,607 --> 00:24:02,742 - ENOUGH WITH ALL THE GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS. 480 00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:04,577 I WANT DETAILS. 481 00:24:04,611 --> 00:24:06,012 HOW DID IT GO WHEN YOU TOLD HIM? 482 00:24:06,045 --> 00:24:07,980 DID HE DIE OF SHAME? 483 00:24:08,014 --> 00:24:09,749 WILL I BE CATERING THE MEMORIAL SERVICE? 484 00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:11,584 - WILL YOU STOP WITH ALL THE QUESTIONS? 485 00:24:15,888 --> 00:24:17,890 - OH, MY GOD! 486 00:24:17,924 --> 00:24:19,091 - WHAT? 487 00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:20,993 - IT'S JUST WHAT I WAS AFRAID OF. 488 00:24:21,027 --> 00:24:22,729 I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR EYES. 489 00:24:22,762 --> 00:24:24,096 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 490 00:24:24,130 --> 00:24:27,567 - YOU'VE FALLEN FOR HIM, HAVEN'T YOU? 491 00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:29,135 ADMIT IT. IT'S TRUE. - HEY, LOOK. HERE'S BRIAN. 492 00:24:29,168 --> 00:24:31,103 BRI. BUDDY. GREAT TO SEE YOU. 493 00:24:31,137 --> 00:24:34,874 - BRIAN, WHY ARE YOU HERE? 494 00:24:34,907 --> 00:24:36,976 - "WHY AM I HERE?" HMM. 495 00:24:37,009 --> 00:24:38,845 THAT'S A QUESTION THAT PHILOSOPHERS, 496 00:24:38,878 --> 00:24:41,748 SCIENTISTS, AND THEOLOGIANS HAVE BEEN ASKING THEMSELVES 497 00:24:41,781 --> 00:24:44,016 FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS. 498 00:24:44,050 --> 00:24:45,852 THE BEST I CAN COME UP WITH IS, WE LIVE IN PITTSBURGH. 499 00:24:45,885 --> 00:24:47,720 WHERE THE HELL ELSE AM I GOING TO GO? 500 00:24:47,754 --> 00:24:49,288 - I BELIEVE WHAT EMMETT MEANS IS WE DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE YOU, 501 00:24:49,321 --> 00:24:52,024 CONSIDERING YOU AND JUSTIN BROKE UP. 502 00:24:52,058 --> 00:24:55,061 - YOU MUST BE DEVASTATED. - WE'RE SO SORRY. 503 00:24:55,094 --> 00:24:56,896 - THANKS FOR THE SYMPATHIES. 504 00:24:56,929 --> 00:24:57,897 ANOTHER. 505 00:24:57,930 --> 00:24:59,265 AND THE CONDOLENCES, BUT... 506 00:24:59,298 --> 00:25:00,767 I'M NOT DEVASTATED, 507 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:03,770 AND YOU'RE NOT SORRY, SO PLEASE... 508 00:25:03,803 --> 00:25:08,040 SPARE ME THE SENTIMENTS AND THE SENTIMENTALITY. 509 00:25:08,074 --> 00:25:09,676 - WELL, IT'S A RELIEF TO KNOW YOU WON'T BE 510 00:25:09,709 --> 00:25:11,778 DYING OF A BROKEN HEART ANY TIME SOON. 511 00:25:11,811 --> 00:25:15,081 - SILLY OF US TO EVEN THINK YOU HAD ONE. 512 00:25:15,114 --> 00:25:17,183 - I'M DOING JUST FINE. 513 00:25:17,216 --> 00:25:18,685 - YEAH, WE CAN SEE. 514 00:25:18,718 --> 00:25:20,920 - AND I'M SURE JUSTIN IS TOO. 515 00:25:20,953 --> 00:25:23,055 - UH, HE'S DOING BETTER THAN FINE. 516 00:25:23,089 --> 00:25:26,325 HE'S PICKED HIMSELF UP, DUSTED HIMSELF OFF, AND... 517 00:25:26,358 --> 00:25:28,928 STARTED ALL OVER AGAIN. 518 00:25:28,961 --> 00:25:30,963 - GLAD TO HEAR IT. 519 00:25:30,997 --> 00:25:33,099 BE SURE AND GIVE HIM MY REGARDS THE NEXT TIME YOU SEE HIM. 520 00:25:33,132 --> 00:25:34,834 - YOU CAN TELL HIM YOURSELF, 521 00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:37,904 NEXT TIME YOU'RE OVER AT MICHAEL AND BEN'S. 522 00:25:37,937 --> 00:25:41,340 - HE'S MOVED IN WITH THEM. 523 00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:49,348 * 524 00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:50,583 - ANOTHER. 525 00:25:53,820 --> 00:25:56,055 - SO I SAID TO HIM, 526 00:25:56,088 --> 00:25:57,990 "WYATT, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO CANCEL YOUR PLAYDATE 527 00:25:58,024 --> 00:26:00,660 BECAUSE YOUR FRIEND CAN'T COME OVER TODAY." 528 00:26:00,693 --> 00:26:03,062 AND HE SAID, AND I SWEAR... 529 00:26:03,095 --> 00:26:05,331 "DADDY, I CAN PLAY WITH MY OTHER FRIEND." 530 00:26:05,364 --> 00:26:07,967 AND I SAID, "WHAT OTHER FRIEND?" 531 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,236 AND THAT'S WHEN HE SHOWED ME. 532 00:26:10,269 --> 00:26:13,740 - [laughs] NO! - OH, YES! 533 00:26:13,773 --> 00:26:15,675 THAT'S WHAT HE CALLS HIS PENIS: HIS "FRIEND." 534 00:26:15,708 --> 00:26:16,743 - OHH. - I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT. 535 00:26:16,776 --> 00:26:18,945 HE'S FIVE. 536 00:26:18,978 --> 00:26:23,282 - OH, THANK GOD GUS HASN'T DISCOVERED HIS "FRIEND" YET. 537 00:26:23,315 --> 00:26:26,285 - AND SO WHEN I TOLD MY EX, SHE GOT ALL UPSET ABOUT IT, 538 00:26:26,318 --> 00:26:28,254 WANTED HIM TO GO TO A SHRINK. 539 00:26:28,287 --> 00:26:29,956 AND BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY, 540 00:26:29,989 --> 00:26:32,859 SHE THOUGHT I SHOULD GO TO A SHRINK. 541 00:26:32,892 --> 00:26:34,226 AND THEN IT TURNED INTO A COMPETITION 542 00:26:34,260 --> 00:26:36,128 ABOUT WHO'S A BETTER PARENT AND... 543 00:26:36,162 --> 00:26:38,297 - I KNOW ALL ABOUT IT, BELIEVE ME. 544 00:26:40,733 --> 00:26:42,735 - WOULD YOU MIND IF I STOPPED BY YOUR GALLERY SOME AFTERNOON 545 00:26:42,769 --> 00:26:44,003 AND TOOK YOU TO LUNCH? 546 00:26:45,738 --> 00:26:47,106 - THAT WOULD BE GREAT. 547 00:26:47,139 --> 00:26:48,374 - WHAT ABOUT THURSDAY? 548 00:26:48,407 --> 00:26:51,911 - THURSDAY'S FINE. 549 00:26:51,944 --> 00:26:53,713 ALTHOUGH JUST TO BE FAIR, 550 00:26:53,746 --> 00:26:56,315 I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING YOU SHOULD KNOW. 551 00:26:56,348 --> 00:26:59,719 I'M A LESBIAN. 552 00:26:59,752 --> 00:27:00,753 - OH. 553 00:27:00,787 --> 00:27:03,055 - IF THAT'S A PROBLEM... 554 00:27:03,089 --> 00:27:07,059 - UH, NO, IT'S... NO, IT'S NOT A PROBLEM. 555 00:27:07,093 --> 00:27:10,797 IT'S...IT'S JUST NOT EXACTLY WHAT YOUR PARENTS TOLD ME 556 00:27:10,830 --> 00:27:12,799 WHEN THEY INVITED ME FOR DINNER. 557 00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:17,136 - WHAT EXACTLY DID THEY TELL YOU? 558 00:27:17,169 --> 00:27:19,271 - UH, THEY SAID THAT YOU'D JUST BROKEN UP... 559 00:27:19,305 --> 00:27:21,340 WITH A MAN. HUH. 560 00:27:38,057 --> 00:27:40,192 - WHOO! 561 00:27:40,226 --> 00:27:45,364 HEY, HOT GUY! - HEY, THERE YOU ARE! 562 00:27:45,397 --> 00:27:46,833 - HMM! 563 00:27:46,866 --> 00:27:49,335 OH, I BROUGHT SOME FRIENDS. 564 00:27:49,368 --> 00:27:51,704 I WANT THEM TO MEET YOU. 565 00:27:51,738 --> 00:27:53,840 - WELL, ANY FRIEND OF YOURS IS A FRIEND OF MINE. 566 00:27:55,742 --> 00:27:58,711 - AUNT PITY FUCK! AUNT PITY FUCK! 567 00:28:00,947 --> 00:28:02,949 - WHO'S THAT? - SOME FREAK! 568 00:28:06,418 --> 00:28:10,122 - COME ON... - TROY. 569 00:28:10,156 --> 00:28:11,090 - UH, HEY... 570 00:28:12,524 --> 00:28:13,993 REMEMBER ME? 571 00:28:14,026 --> 00:28:16,195 WE HOOKED UP A FEW MONTHS AGO? 572 00:28:16,228 --> 00:28:20,967 - SURE. RIGHT, RIGHT RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT. 573 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,202 SO, UH, HOW WAS I? 574 00:28:23,235 --> 00:28:26,005 - HOT. YOU SAID YOU'D CALL BUT... 575 00:28:26,038 --> 00:28:28,474 I GUESS YOU LOST MY NUMBER SO... 576 00:28:28,507 --> 00:28:30,877 I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU AGAIN. 577 00:28:30,910 --> 00:28:32,078 PROMISE NOT TO LOSE IT? 578 00:28:32,111 --> 00:28:34,847 - WORD OF HONOR. 579 00:28:41,187 --> 00:28:43,890 FUCKING LOSERS. 580 00:28:43,923 --> 00:28:47,159 THEY JUST DON'T GET IT, DO THEY? 581 00:28:47,193 --> 00:28:48,494 YOU KNOW, THESE GUYS, 582 00:28:48,527 --> 00:28:51,263 I FEEL SORRY FOR THEM. 583 00:28:51,297 --> 00:28:53,032 I CAN'T HELP IT. IT'S MY NATURE. 584 00:28:53,065 --> 00:28:55,001 SO OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF MY HEART, 585 00:28:55,034 --> 00:28:56,502 I HAVE SEX WITH THEM. 586 00:28:56,535 --> 00:28:59,839 GIVE THEM SOMETHING TO REMEMBER FOR A RAINY DAY. 587 00:28:59,872 --> 00:29:01,841 BUT IT'S NEVER ENOUGH. 588 00:29:01,874 --> 00:29:02,775 THEY'RE PITIFUL. 589 00:29:02,809 --> 00:29:05,011 FUCKING PITIFUL. 590 00:29:05,044 --> 00:29:10,116 - YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 591 00:29:10,149 --> 00:29:12,284 I WAS ONE OF THEM. 592 00:29:12,318 --> 00:29:14,987 - WHAT? WELL, YOU'RE HOT. 593 00:29:15,021 --> 00:29:18,057 - YEAH? WELL, YOU DIDN'T THINK SO THEN. 594 00:29:18,090 --> 00:29:21,027 PRIDE? 2002? 595 00:29:24,430 --> 00:29:26,999 - I THOUGHT THERE WAS SOMETHING FAMILIAR ABOUT YOU. 596 00:29:27,033 --> 00:29:28,901 - YEAH, I WAS ONE OF YOUR PITY FUCKS, 597 00:29:28,935 --> 00:29:33,205 A FACT YOU MADE PAINFULLY CLEAR. 598 00:29:33,239 --> 00:29:36,408 BUT GUESS WHAT? 599 00:29:36,442 --> 00:29:39,011 NOW YOU'RE MINE. 600 00:29:39,045 --> 00:29:41,147 HEY, DON'T LOOK SO BEWILDERED. 601 00:29:41,180 --> 00:29:42,915 I SOUGHT YOU OUT. 602 00:29:42,949 --> 00:29:45,384 I WAITED FOR THE RIGHT MOMENT. 603 00:29:47,519 --> 00:29:49,355 I GUESS THIS IS IT. 604 00:29:53,092 --> 00:29:54,326 HMM. 605 00:29:55,361 --> 00:29:56,428 - YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT? 606 00:29:56,462 --> 00:29:59,165 - 'FRAID NOT. 607 00:29:59,198 --> 00:30:02,434 BUT, HEY, LOOK AT IT THIS WAY. 608 00:30:02,468 --> 00:30:04,803 YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE SOMETHING TO REMEMBER ME BY. 609 00:30:06,138 --> 00:30:07,239 - YOU'RE DUMPING ME? 610 00:30:07,273 --> 00:30:09,942 - IT'S A FAG-EAT-FAG WORLD. 611 00:30:12,611 --> 00:30:14,246 - FUCK YOU. 612 00:30:17,549 --> 00:30:20,519 YOU KNOW... 613 00:30:20,552 --> 00:30:23,622 I LIKED YOU... 614 00:30:23,655 --> 00:30:27,326 A LOT. 615 00:30:27,359 --> 00:30:31,830 I REALLY DID. 616 00:30:55,187 --> 00:30:56,288 [knock at door] 617 00:30:56,322 --> 00:30:59,225 - JESUS CHRIST! I'M COMING! 618 00:30:59,258 --> 00:31:01,160 [banging on door] 619 00:31:01,193 --> 00:31:03,029 OKAY, O... 620 00:31:03,062 --> 00:31:04,363 OKAY! 621 00:31:04,396 --> 00:31:06,532 [pounding on door] JESUS... 622 00:31:06,565 --> 00:31:11,237 WOULD YOU STOP ALREADY? 623 00:31:11,270 --> 00:31:13,372 BRIAN. - EXCELLENT, PROFESSOR. 624 00:31:13,405 --> 00:31:16,408 YOU RECOGNIZE THE SUBJECT AND CAN IDENTIFY HIM BY NAME. 625 00:31:16,442 --> 00:31:18,377 - WE'VE GONE TO BED. - THAT'S RIGHT, I FORGOT. 626 00:31:18,410 --> 00:31:20,646 THE STEPFORD HUSBANDS TURN IN EARLY. 627 00:31:20,679 --> 00:31:22,448 - GET IN HERE. YOU'LL WAKE THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD. 628 00:31:22,481 --> 00:31:26,318 - HMM. 629 00:31:26,352 --> 00:31:28,921 I WANT TO SEE YOUR WIFE. 630 00:31:28,955 --> 00:31:31,323 WHERE IS THE LITTLE WOMAN? I MEAN, LITTLE HUSBAND? 631 00:31:31,357 --> 00:31:32,925 - IF YOU'RE REFERRING TO MICHAEL... 632 00:31:32,959 --> 00:31:34,293 - WHO THE FUCK ELSE WOULD I BE REFERRING TO? 633 00:31:34,326 --> 00:31:36,996 - HE'S ASLEEP. - ROUSE HIM. 634 00:31:37,029 --> 00:31:39,031 WAKE HIM UP. 635 00:31:39,065 --> 00:31:40,166 MICHAEL, YOU GET YOUR ASS DOWN-- - ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 636 00:31:40,199 --> 00:31:42,134 YOU BETTER GO. YOU BETTER GO. 637 00:31:42,168 --> 00:31:43,135 - I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE. - NO, I SAID YOU'RE LEAVING. 638 00:31:43,169 --> 00:31:44,570 - MICHAEL! 639 00:31:44,603 --> 00:31:46,138 - I WANT YOU TO GET YOUR DRUNKEN ASS OUT OF MY HOUSE. 640 00:31:46,172 --> 00:31:49,175 - BEN, IT'S OKAY. 641 00:31:51,577 --> 00:31:53,379 I'LL HANDLE IT. JUST GO TO BED. 642 00:31:55,247 --> 00:31:57,984 - YOU SURE? 643 00:32:00,619 --> 00:32:03,189 - WELL, MIKEY. 644 00:32:03,222 --> 00:32:06,158 CONGRATULATIONS. - FOR WHAT? 645 00:32:06,192 --> 00:32:08,027 - YOU WON. 646 00:32:08,060 --> 00:32:09,962 TO THE SPOILER GOES THE VICTORY. 647 00:32:09,996 --> 00:32:11,563 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 648 00:32:11,597 --> 00:32:14,100 - OF COURSE YOU DON'T. 649 00:32:14,133 --> 00:32:16,235 NO ONE PLAYS DEWY-EYED INNOCENT BETTER THAN YOU, 650 00:32:16,268 --> 00:32:18,170 ALTHOUGH AT 34, 651 00:32:18,204 --> 00:32:19,972 YOU'RE GETTING A LITTLE BIT LONG IN THE TOOTH FOR SHORT PANTS. 652 00:32:20,006 --> 00:32:22,241 - SPEAKING OF OUT-GROWING YOUR ACT, 653 00:32:22,274 --> 00:32:24,243 NOTHING'S MORE PATHETIC, TO USE ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE WORDS, 654 00:32:24,276 --> 00:32:25,711 THAN AN OVER-THE-HILL CLUB BOY. 655 00:32:25,744 --> 00:32:27,679 - [snickering] 656 00:32:30,749 --> 00:32:33,452 YOU INFECTED HIM... 657 00:32:33,485 --> 00:32:35,054 WITH YOUR PETTY, BOURGEOIS, 658 00:32:35,087 --> 00:32:39,458 MEDIOCRE, CONFORMIST, ASSIMILATIONIST LIFE. 659 00:32:39,491 --> 00:32:41,193 THANKS TO YOU, HE'S GOT VISIONS 660 00:32:41,227 --> 00:32:43,729 OF BABIES, WEDDINGS, WHITE PICKET FENCES 661 00:32:43,762 --> 00:32:45,331 DANCING IN HIS BLOND LITTLE HEAD. 662 00:32:45,364 --> 00:32:46,365 - AND YOU THINK I PUT THEM THERE. 663 00:32:46,398 --> 00:32:47,599 - BEFORE YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND 664 00:32:47,633 --> 00:32:48,600 TIED THE NOOSE AROUND YOUR NECKS, 665 00:32:48,634 --> 00:32:50,336 HE WAS PERFECTLY HAPPY! 666 00:32:50,369 --> 00:32:52,104 BUT NOW HE'S A DEFECTOR, JUST LIKE THE REST OF YOU. 667 00:32:52,138 --> 00:32:56,208 - HE WAS NEVER PERFECTLY HAPPY. 668 00:32:56,242 --> 00:32:57,276 WAITING FOR YEARS 669 00:32:57,309 --> 00:32:58,610 FOR YOU TO SAY, "I LOVE YOU. 670 00:32:58,644 --> 00:33:00,279 YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE I WANT." 671 00:33:00,312 --> 00:33:03,015 - THAT'S NOT WHO I AM. 672 00:33:03,049 --> 00:33:04,650 - DON'T WE ALL KNOW! 673 00:33:09,455 --> 00:33:12,358 - AND NOW HE'S HERE IN YOUR HOUSE... 674 00:33:12,391 --> 00:33:14,626 - IT'S A HOME. - IT'S A FARCE! 675 00:33:14,660 --> 00:33:16,628 IT'S A FREAK SHOW. 676 00:33:16,662 --> 00:33:18,264 - CALL IT WHAT YOU WANT, 677 00:33:18,297 --> 00:33:20,499 I HONESTLY DON'T CARE. 678 00:33:20,532 --> 00:33:23,502 BUT HE DIDN'T LEAVE BECAUSE I INFECTED HIM. 679 00:33:23,535 --> 00:33:25,137 HE LEFT BECAUSE OF YOU. 680 00:33:27,339 --> 00:33:29,141 WHO WOULDN'T? 681 00:33:47,493 --> 00:33:49,128 [door slams] 682 00:33:49,161 --> 00:33:51,063 [rapping on door] - KNOCK, KNOCK. 683 00:33:51,097 --> 00:33:53,065 JUST WANTED TO SAY GOOD NIGHT. 684 00:33:53,099 --> 00:33:54,666 DID YOU ENJOY DINNER? 685 00:33:54,700 --> 00:33:57,203 - ELVIRA'S SALMON WAS DELICIOUS. 686 00:33:57,236 --> 00:33:59,138 - AL AND LOIS COULDN'T STOP RAVING 687 00:33:59,171 --> 00:34:00,672 ABOUT HOW WONDERFUL YOU LOOK. 688 00:34:00,706 --> 00:34:02,408 - WELL, THAT'S NICE. 689 00:34:02,441 --> 00:34:05,544 - AND STEPHEN'S QUITE CHARMING, DON'T YOU THINK? 690 00:34:05,577 --> 00:34:07,813 - YES. QUITE. 691 00:34:07,846 --> 00:34:09,815 - GOOD NIGHT, DARLING. 692 00:34:09,848 --> 00:34:11,183 SLEEP WELL. 693 00:34:15,187 --> 00:34:16,222 - MOM? 694 00:34:16,255 --> 00:34:17,189 - HMM? 695 00:34:19,591 --> 00:34:21,493 - WHY DID YOU INVITE HIM HERE TONIGHT? 696 00:34:21,527 --> 00:34:22,828 - HE'S YOUR FATHER'S ASSOCIATE. 697 00:34:22,861 --> 00:34:24,863 WE'VE BEEN MEANING TO HAVE HIM OVER, 698 00:34:24,896 --> 00:34:27,766 AND I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE HAVING SOMEONE TO TALK TO. 699 00:34:27,799 --> 00:34:29,235 - OH, THAT WAS VERY THOUGHTFUL. 700 00:34:29,268 --> 00:34:31,237 - YOU SEEMED TO BE ENJOYING YOURSELF. 701 00:34:31,270 --> 00:34:32,571 - I LIKED HIM VERY MUCH. 702 00:34:32,604 --> 00:34:34,206 - I'M VERY GLAD TO HEAR IT. 703 00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:36,508 - BUT NOT IN THAT WAY. 704 00:34:36,542 --> 00:34:38,577 I'M A LESBIAN, MOTHER. 705 00:34:38,610 --> 00:34:40,346 YOU KNOW THAT. 706 00:34:40,379 --> 00:34:43,315 - I THOUGHT THAT WAS ALL OVER WITH. 707 00:34:43,349 --> 00:34:44,650 - "ALL OVER WITH"? 708 00:34:44,683 --> 00:34:47,353 - YOUR SISTER TOLD ME YOU WERE WITH A MAN. 709 00:34:47,386 --> 00:34:50,589 - THAT CUNT. - LINDSAY! 710 00:34:50,622 --> 00:34:52,624 - THAT HAPPENED ONCE AND IT WAS A MISTAKE. 711 00:34:52,658 --> 00:34:55,227 - AND WHY WAS IT A MISTAKE? 712 00:34:55,261 --> 00:34:57,396 PERHAPS IF YOU HAD GIVEN IT MORE TIME, 713 00:34:57,429 --> 00:34:59,865 YOU MIGHT FINALLY HAVE HAD A MATURE RELATIONSHIP. 714 00:34:59,898 --> 00:35:03,735 - I'VE HAD A MATURE RELATIONSHIP. 715 00:35:03,769 --> 00:35:05,737 - [sighing] WITH THAT PERSON? 716 00:35:05,771 --> 00:35:07,639 - MELANIE, MOTHER. 717 00:35:07,673 --> 00:35:09,208 NOT "THAT PERSON." 718 00:35:09,241 --> 00:35:11,610 AND YES, SHE WAS MY PARTNER FOR TEN YEARS. 719 00:35:11,643 --> 00:35:13,379 AND THAT'S A HELL OF A LOT LONGER THAN 720 00:35:13,412 --> 00:35:17,349 ANY OF THOSE THREE MARRIAGES MY DARLING SISTER HAS HAD. 721 00:35:17,383 --> 00:35:19,485 WE HAVE TWO CHILDREN TOGETHER. 722 00:35:19,518 --> 00:35:23,255 AND IF THAT'S NOT A MATURE... 723 00:35:23,289 --> 00:35:25,924 I CAN'T BELIEVE I STILL HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS WITH YOU. 724 00:35:25,957 --> 00:35:29,395 - I'M SORRY, DEAR. 725 00:35:29,428 --> 00:35:32,631 BUT IT'S JUST NOT THE SAME. 726 00:35:32,664 --> 00:35:35,534 IT ISN'T. 727 00:35:35,567 --> 00:35:38,670 WHEN I HEARD ABOUT YOUR RELATIONS WITH A MAN, 728 00:35:38,704 --> 00:35:43,175 I WAS HOPING THAT... - WHAT? 729 00:35:43,209 --> 00:35:45,611 THAT I'D BE THE DAUGHTER YOU ALWAYS DREAMT OF? 730 00:35:47,613 --> 00:35:50,682 WELL, I'M NOT, MOM. 731 00:35:50,716 --> 00:35:54,386 AND I NEVER WILL BE. 732 00:35:54,420 --> 00:35:57,823 SO IF THAT'S WHY YOU ASKED ME TO COME LIVE HERE... 733 00:35:57,856 --> 00:36:00,526 THEN I'M AFRAID I'VE DISAPPOINTED YOU... 734 00:36:00,559 --> 00:36:03,429 ONCE AGAIN. 735 00:36:06,965 --> 00:36:14,906 * 736 00:36:40,332 --> 00:36:43,869 - WHAT'S UP, BOSS? 737 00:36:43,902 --> 00:36:47,005 - YOU SEE THAT? 738 00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:48,574 - HOW COULD I MISS IT? 739 00:36:48,607 --> 00:36:51,477 - WELL, ARE YOU GOING TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT? 740 00:36:51,510 --> 00:36:53,712 - THE KID'S HOT, ATTRACTS GUYS, SELLS DRINKS. 741 00:36:53,745 --> 00:36:54,980 - YEAH, WELL, FUCK THE DRINKS. 742 00:36:55,013 --> 00:36:56,515 IF HE WANTS TO GET HIS DICK SUCKED, 743 00:36:56,548 --> 00:36:59,585 HE CAN TAKE HIS ACT TO THE BACKROOM. 744 00:36:59,618 --> 00:37:01,720 - I'LL TELL HIM. 745 00:37:01,753 --> 00:37:03,722 - WAIT. 746 00:37:03,755 --> 00:37:05,391 TELL HIM... 747 00:37:05,424 --> 00:37:07,393 HE'S BARRED FROM THE CLUB, 748 00:37:07,426 --> 00:37:09,395 PERMANENTLY. 749 00:37:09,428 --> 00:37:11,730 - AW, COME ON, BRIAN... - DO IT. 750 00:37:11,763 --> 00:37:12,731 NOW! 751 00:37:12,764 --> 00:37:20,672 * 752 00:37:53,672 --> 00:37:55,674 - AND IN A RECENT HOLLYWOOD MOVIE 753 00:37:55,707 --> 00:37:57,409 ABOUT THE TROJAN WAR, 754 00:37:57,443 --> 00:38:00,979 THERE WAS A SMALL, BUT VERY SIGNIFICANT, ALTERATION 755 00:38:01,012 --> 00:38:04,850 IN THE LEGEND AS RECOUNTED BY HOMER IN THE ILIAD. 756 00:38:04,883 --> 00:38:07,052 ACHILLES DIDN'T GO TO WAR 757 00:38:07,085 --> 00:38:10,656 BECAUSE THE GREEKS KILLED PATROCLUS, HIS COUSIN. 758 00:38:10,689 --> 00:38:12,591 HE WENT TO BATTLE 759 00:38:12,624 --> 00:38:15,527 BECAUSE THEY KILLED PATROCLUS, HIS LOVER. 760 00:38:15,561 --> 00:38:17,329 - EXCUSE ME, PROFESSOR, 761 00:38:17,363 --> 00:38:18,464 BUT WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE 762 00:38:18,497 --> 00:38:20,399 IF THEY CHANGED SOME OLD LEGEND? 763 00:38:20,432 --> 00:38:22,434 LIKE, WHAT ELSE IS NEW? 764 00:38:22,468 --> 00:38:24,936 - BECAUSE THAT "OLD LEGEND" WAS REWRITTEN 765 00:38:24,970 --> 00:38:27,105 TO OMIT A VERY IMPORTANT TRUTH: 766 00:38:27,138 --> 00:38:30,108 THAT THE HOMOPHOBIA WHICH INFECTS OUR CULTURE 767 00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:32,411 DIDN'T ALWAYS EXIST. 768 00:38:32,444 --> 00:38:35,481 THERE WERE ONCE GREAT AND POWERFUL CULTURES 769 00:38:35,514 --> 00:38:38,684 IN WHICH THE EMOTIONAL AND SEXUAL LOVE 770 00:38:38,717 --> 00:38:40,886 BETWEEN TWO MEN WAS ACCEPTED, 771 00:38:40,919 --> 00:38:42,421 EVEN AMONG WARRIORS. 772 00:38:42,454 --> 00:38:45,424 - YEAH, GOOD FOR THEM. BUT WHAT ABOUT US? 773 00:38:45,457 --> 00:38:47,826 - WHILE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE TROJAN WAR, 774 00:38:47,859 --> 00:38:48,827 THEY'RE TRYING TO TAKE OUR RIGHTS AWAY. 775 00:38:48,860 --> 00:38:50,562 - I UNDERSTAND YOUR CONCERN. 776 00:38:50,596 --> 00:38:54,366 BUT RIGHT NOW, WE'RE HERE TO DISCUSS GAY IMAGERY 777 00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:56,702 IN MYTHOLOGY AND HISTORY. 778 00:38:56,735 --> 00:38:58,837 - IF PROPOSITION 14 PASSES, 779 00:38:58,870 --> 00:39:00,839 PRETTY SOON WE'LL BE HISTORY. 780 00:39:00,872 --> 00:39:03,442 [murmured agreement] - HE'S RIGHT. 781 00:39:03,475 --> 00:39:04,976 - WELL, THERE'S A MEETING AT THE CENTER. 782 00:39:05,010 --> 00:39:05,911 - ARE YOU GOING TO COME? - YEAH. 783 00:39:18,757 --> 00:39:21,893 - WHAT A DUMP. - [chuckling] 784 00:39:21,927 --> 00:39:25,764 - WHAT'S SO FUNNY? - YOU DO A FABULOUS BETTE DAVIS. 785 00:39:25,797 --> 00:39:26,865 OR IS IT ELIZABETH TAYLOR 786 00:39:26,898 --> 00:39:28,534 DOING A FABULOUS BETTE DAVIS? 787 00:39:28,567 --> 00:39:30,001 - I'M NOT DOING A FABULOUS ANYBODY. 788 00:39:30,035 --> 00:39:32,538 ALL I KNOW IS, THIS IS A DISGUSTING PLACE 789 00:39:32,571 --> 00:39:33,739 AND YOU'RE NOT LIVING HERE. 790 00:39:33,772 --> 00:39:35,641 - I LOVE IT. - ARE YOU CRAZY? 791 00:39:35,674 --> 00:39:37,042 - IF I AM, I HAVE YOU AND DAD TO THANK. 792 00:39:37,075 --> 00:39:39,411 - IT'S TINY, IT SMELLS LIKE, UH, 793 00:39:39,445 --> 00:39:42,013 SOMETHING YOU NEVER WANT TO MEET DIED HERE. 794 00:39:42,047 --> 00:39:43,782 YOU HAVE TO SHARE A BATHROOM DOWN THE HALL 795 00:39:43,815 --> 00:39:45,183 WITH GOD-KNOWS-WHO. 796 00:39:45,216 --> 00:39:47,653 CRACKHEADS? NOT TO MENTION, 797 00:39:47,686 --> 00:39:49,521 YOU CAN'T GO OUT INTO THE STREET AFTER DARK. 798 00:39:49,555 --> 00:39:51,957 - ON THE OTHER HAND, I CAN AFFORD IT. 799 00:39:51,990 --> 00:39:53,425 IT'S GOT GREAT LIGHT, 800 00:39:53,459 --> 00:39:57,028 AND BEST OF ALL, IT'S MY OWN PLACE. 801 00:39:57,062 --> 00:40:00,432 - HOW DID I EVER GIVE BIRTH TO AN ARTIST? 802 00:40:00,466 --> 00:40:03,569 - VAN GOGH'S MOTHER WAS A WASHERWOMAN. 803 00:40:03,602 --> 00:40:06,104 - REALLY? 804 00:40:06,137 --> 00:40:08,073 - I MADE IT UP. - IT'S, UM... 805 00:40:09,741 --> 00:40:13,178 QUITE A COME-DOWN FROM BRIAN'S PLACE. 806 00:40:13,211 --> 00:40:15,781 - YOU WEREN'T SO THRILLED WHEN I MOVED IN THERE. 807 00:40:15,814 --> 00:40:18,984 - NO. I GUESS NOT. 808 00:40:19,017 --> 00:40:21,720 I JUST WISH THAT YOU... 809 00:40:21,753 --> 00:40:23,955 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M ACTUALLY HEARING MYSELF SAY THIS. 810 00:40:23,989 --> 00:40:27,125 - WHAT? - THAT YOU AND HE COULD HAVE... 811 00:40:27,158 --> 00:40:28,960 SOMEHOW MANAGED TO WORK THINGS OUT. 812 00:40:30,095 --> 00:40:32,464 - I KNOW. 813 00:40:32,498 --> 00:40:33,599 ME, TOO. 814 00:40:33,632 --> 00:40:36,067 - I MEAN, IT'S NOT AS IF HE 815 00:40:36,101 --> 00:40:39,971 REPEATEDLY AND SYSTEMATICALLY LIED TO YOU OR ABUSED YOU 816 00:40:40,005 --> 00:40:41,740 OR BETRAYED YOU, 817 00:40:41,773 --> 00:40:43,108 LIKE YOUR FATHER DID TO ME. 818 00:40:43,141 --> 00:40:45,076 - NO, OF COURSE NOT. 819 00:40:45,110 --> 00:40:46,945 HE SAVED MY LIFE. HE TOOK CARE OF ME. 820 00:40:46,978 --> 00:40:49,581 HE GAVE ME EVERYTHING. 821 00:40:49,615 --> 00:40:52,150 IT'S JUST THAT WE EACH WANT DIFFERENT THINGS. 822 00:40:52,183 --> 00:40:55,554 - AND NEITHER OF YOU IS WILLING TO CHANGE? 823 00:40:55,587 --> 00:40:58,490 - THAT'S NOT LOVE, THAT'S SACRIFICE. 824 00:41:00,659 --> 00:41:02,127 - HMM. 825 00:41:04,596 --> 00:41:08,700 - HE FELL ASLEEP THE SECOND HIS HEAD HIT THE PILLOW. 826 00:41:08,734 --> 00:41:11,703 - WELL, HE'S GLAD TO BE BACK IN HIS OWN ROOM, 827 00:41:11,737 --> 00:41:13,805 IN HIS OWN BED. - I DON'T BLAME HIM. 828 00:41:17,809 --> 00:41:20,579 - I'M TRYING TO CATCH UP ON THE WORLD. 829 00:41:20,612 --> 00:41:22,881 I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN LIVING ON A TOTALLY DIFFERENT PLANET. 830 00:41:22,914 --> 00:41:24,916 - ME TOO. 831 00:41:24,950 --> 00:41:27,719 IF YOU WANT TO SAY IT, GO RIGHT AHEAD. 832 00:41:27,753 --> 00:41:30,656 - THOSE WORDS WILL NEVER ESCAPE MY LIPS. 833 00:41:30,689 --> 00:41:34,526 - WHY NOT? YOU WERE RIGHT. 834 00:41:37,663 --> 00:41:39,898 IT'S FUNNY. 835 00:41:39,931 --> 00:41:43,134 NO MATTER WHAT YOU KNOW UP HERE... 836 00:41:43,168 --> 00:41:46,672 YOU HOPE AGAINST HOPE... 837 00:41:46,705 --> 00:41:49,140 IN HERE... 838 00:41:49,174 --> 00:41:50,742 THAT YOUR PARENTS, AT LEAST, 839 00:41:50,776 --> 00:41:54,212 WILL LOVE YOU UNCONDITIONALLY. 840 00:41:54,245 --> 00:41:56,915 - WE'LL TRY AND DO BETTER WITH OUR KIDS. 841 00:42:08,694 --> 00:42:10,662 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 842 00:42:10,696 --> 00:42:12,097 - TO A HOTEL, I GUESS. 843 00:42:12,130 --> 00:42:13,599 AT LEAST, FOR TONIGHT. 844 00:42:17,836 --> 00:42:19,938 - TAKE YOUR COAT OFF. 845 00:42:19,971 --> 00:42:21,707 - WHAT? - TAKE YOUR COAT OFF. 846 00:42:21,740 --> 00:42:23,174 YOU'RE STAYING HERE TONIGHT. 847 00:42:23,208 --> 00:42:25,911 - I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 848 00:42:25,944 --> 00:42:28,647 - OH, NEITHER DO I, BUT YOU'RE STAYING ANYWAY. 849 00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:30,649 - ARE YOU SURE? 850 00:42:30,682 --> 00:42:33,251 - I'LL MAKE US TEA AND GRILLED CHEESE, 851 00:42:33,284 --> 00:42:35,954 AND WE'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT, OKAY? 852 00:42:50,836 --> 00:42:52,070 - ANOTHER BEER. 853 00:42:52,103 --> 00:42:55,006 - AND ANOTHER COSMO AND A DIET PEPSI, 854 00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:56,274 ON ME. 855 00:42:56,307 --> 00:42:57,943 - BIG SPENDER. 856 00:42:57,976 --> 00:42:59,277 WHAT'S THE OCCASION? 857 00:42:59,310 --> 00:43:01,346 - WE'RE CELEBRATING. 858 00:43:01,379 --> 00:43:05,817 TEDDY FINALLY PUT THAT PRICK, TROY, IN HIS PROPER PLACE. 859 00:43:05,851 --> 00:43:07,252 - UP A TIGHT BUTTHOLE? 860 00:43:07,285 --> 00:43:09,354 - OUT ON HIS ASS. 861 00:43:09,387 --> 00:43:12,858 HE'S NO LONGER AUNT PITY FUCK. 862 00:43:12,891 --> 00:43:15,727 - CONGRATULATIONS, THEODORE. 863 00:43:15,761 --> 00:43:18,263 IT'S A RARE MAN WHO'D RATHER GET EVEN THAN GET LAID. 864 00:43:21,199 --> 00:43:23,769 - JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY, HOW GREAT WAS HE? 865 00:43:25,403 --> 00:43:28,707 - BEYOND GREAT. 866 00:43:28,740 --> 00:43:31,710 AMAZING. 867 00:43:31,743 --> 00:43:33,244 THE BEST. 868 00:43:33,278 --> 00:43:36,648 - YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO STILL HAVE HIS PHONE NUMBER? 869 00:43:45,924 --> 00:43:48,126 - WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM? 870 00:43:48,159 --> 00:43:49,427 - YOUR HAND'S ON MY STICK. 871 00:43:49,460 --> 00:43:51,997 - WHY DID YOU BAR ME FROM YOUR CLUB? 872 00:43:52,030 --> 00:43:54,800 - BECAUSE I CAN. 873 00:43:57,769 --> 00:43:59,037 GETTING SUCKED OFF ON THE DANCE FLOOR 874 00:43:59,070 --> 00:44:02,841 IS A VERY SERIOUS OFFENSE. 875 00:44:02,874 --> 00:44:04,342 - EXCEPT WHEN IT'S YOU. 876 00:44:04,375 --> 00:44:07,312 - MEMBERSHIP HAS ITS PRIVILEGES. 877 00:44:11,917 --> 00:44:13,752 - I THINK YOU THREW ME OUT 878 00:44:13,785 --> 00:44:15,821 BECAUSE YOU'RE AFRAID I'LL GET THE HOTTEST GUYS. 879 00:44:15,854 --> 00:44:17,022 - I AM THE HOTTEST GUY. 880 00:44:17,055 --> 00:44:18,156 - YOU MEAN "WERE." 881 00:44:18,189 --> 00:44:19,991 - SINCE WHEN? - SINCE ME. 882 00:44:21,860 --> 00:44:24,029 EVEN THE MIGHTIEST ONE DAY MUST FALL. 883 00:44:24,062 --> 00:44:26,832 THE KING IS ASSASSINATED, THE LION IS TORN TO SHREDS. 884 00:44:26,865 --> 00:44:30,668 - OH LORD, PLEASE SPARE US FROM WEARISOME CLICHES. 885 00:44:33,204 --> 00:44:35,173 LISTEN... 886 00:44:35,206 --> 00:44:36,975 TWERP... 887 00:44:37,008 --> 00:44:38,443 YOU THINK YOU GET TO BE THE BEST 888 00:44:38,476 --> 00:44:40,812 BY JUST SHOWING UP AND ANNOUNCING THAT YOU ARE? 889 00:44:42,347 --> 00:44:44,850 YOU HAVE TO PROVE IT FIRST. 890 00:44:44,883 --> 00:44:47,185 - I THOUGHT I ALREADY HAD. 891 00:44:47,218 --> 00:44:50,021 - BY PICKING OFF A COUPLE OF TWINKS BEFORE I GOT TO THEM? 892 00:44:52,490 --> 00:44:54,125 YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DO BETTER THAN THAT. 893 00:44:56,227 --> 00:44:58,864 - THEN HOW ABOUT WE PICK... 894 00:44:58,897 --> 00:45:00,932 SAY, THE TEN HOTTEST GUYS WE CAN FIND, 895 00:45:00,966 --> 00:45:02,934 - AND THE ONE WHO FUCKS THEM ALL FIRST WINS? 896 00:45:02,968 --> 00:45:03,969 - YOU KNOW THE GAME. 897 00:45:04,002 --> 00:45:06,938 - I ALSO KNOW THE OUTCOME. 898 00:45:06,972 --> 00:45:09,474 - I ADMIRE YOUR CONFIDENCE. 899 00:45:09,507 --> 00:45:11,476 BUT THEY SAY EVERY STAR BURNS ITS BRIGHTEST 900 00:45:11,509 --> 00:45:16,081 JUST BEFORE IT BURNS OUT. - OOH. 901 00:45:16,114 --> 00:45:18,349 SAY YOU WIN? 902 00:45:18,383 --> 00:45:19,985 - I GET INTO BABYLON. 903 00:45:21,519 --> 00:45:23,721 AND IF YOU WIN? 904 00:45:25,924 --> 00:45:28,760 - I GET INTO YOU. 905 00:45:36,868 --> 00:45:39,838 [indistinct chatter] 906 00:45:39,871 --> 00:45:42,808 - MICHAEL, WE SAVED SEATS. 907 00:45:45,010 --> 00:45:47,378 - HEY, HONEY. WHERE'S BEN? 908 00:45:47,412 --> 00:45:49,881 - UM, HE HAD OTHER THINGS TO DO. 909 00:45:49,915 --> 00:45:52,017 - WHAT OTHER THING'S MORE IMPORTANT THAN THIS? 910 00:45:52,050 --> 00:45:54,419 - GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE. THANK YOU FOR COMING. 911 00:45:54,452 --> 00:45:56,187 I GUESS WE ALL KNOW WHY WE'RE HERE: 912 00:45:56,221 --> 00:46:01,126 TO JOIN IN THE STATE-WIDE EFFORT TO DEFEAT PROPOSITION 14. 913 00:46:01,159 --> 00:46:04,095 [cheers and applause] 914 00:46:10,035 --> 00:46:11,269 - THAT'S THE SPIRIT 915 00:46:11,302 --> 00:46:13,571 WE'RE GOING TO NEED IN ORDER TO WIN. 916 00:46:13,604 --> 00:46:16,141 HERE TO HELP US IS ONE 917 00:46:16,174 --> 00:46:19,410 OF THE ORGANIZERS OF "STOP PROP 14," 918 00:46:19,444 --> 00:46:22,147 CONGRESSWOMAN BETH EDELSTEIN. 919 00:46:22,180 --> 00:46:23,949 [cheers and applause] 920 00:46:23,982 --> 00:46:26,151 - THANK YOU. 921 00:46:26,184 --> 00:46:28,419 THANKS, TANNIS, PHILLIP, 922 00:46:28,453 --> 00:46:31,322 AND THANK ALL OF YOU, FOR COMING TONIGHT. 923 00:46:31,356 --> 00:46:34,893 AS YOU KNOW, OUR RIGHTS 924 00:46:34,926 --> 00:46:37,896 AS FULL AND EQUAL CITIZENS OF THE UNITED STATES 925 00:46:37,929 --> 00:46:39,364 ARE BEING THREATENED... 926 00:46:39,397 --> 00:46:43,468 NOT BY OUTSIDE FORCES OR TERRORISTS, 927 00:46:43,501 --> 00:46:45,603 BUT BY OUR OWN GOVERNMENT, 928 00:46:45,636 --> 00:46:47,305 BY RELIGIOUS LEADERS WHO, IN THEIR EFFORT 929 00:46:47,338 --> 00:46:50,041 TO STRIP US OF OUR HUMANITY, 930 00:46:50,075 --> 00:46:53,178 CLAIM THAT GOD IS ON THEIR SIDE, 931 00:46:53,211 --> 00:46:56,915 AND BY OTHER AMERICANS ACTING OUT OF HATE AND IGNORANCE. 932 00:46:56,948 --> 00:46:59,918 WE HAVE GOT TO STOP THEM. 933 00:46:59,951 --> 00:47:01,953 BUT IT'S NOT GOING TO BE EASY. 934 00:47:01,987 --> 00:47:03,621 "VOTE TO SAVE AMERICA..." 935 00:47:03,654 --> 00:47:06,391 CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE CALLING THEMSELVES? 936 00:47:06,424 --> 00:47:08,526 HAS MANY SUPPORTERS AND IS WELL-FUNDED. 937 00:47:08,559 --> 00:47:10,095 - ALL RIGHT IF I SIGN UP? 938 00:47:10,128 --> 00:47:11,329 - THAT'S WHY WE'RE GOING TO NEED THE HELP 939 00:47:11,362 --> 00:47:13,098 OF EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM, 940 00:47:13,131 --> 00:47:15,934 AS WELL AS YOUR FAMILIES AND YOUR FRIENDS, 941 00:47:15,967 --> 00:47:19,637 TO DONATE AS MUCH TIME AND MONEY AS YOU CAN. 942 00:47:19,670 --> 00:47:22,240 VOLUNTEER TO SERVE ON VARIOUS COMMITTEES. 943 00:47:22,273 --> 00:47:25,343 MAKE CALLS. CANVAS NEIGHBORHOODS. 944 00:47:25,376 --> 00:47:28,513 SIGN UP AND FIGHT AS IF YOUR FUTURE DEPENDS ON IT, 945 00:47:28,546 --> 00:47:31,349 BECAUSE IT DOES. 946 00:47:31,382 --> 00:47:34,652 - WHOEVER THOUGHT IT'D COME TO THIS, HUH? 947 00:47:34,685 --> 00:47:37,422 FIGHTING FOR...WELL, LIKE SHE SAYS, FOR OUR LIVES? 948 00:47:37,455 --> 00:47:38,990 - IT'S WHAT WE'VE ALWAYS HAD TO DO. 949 00:47:39,024 --> 00:47:40,558 - AND THIS TIME WE JUST HAVE TO DO IT HARDER. 950 00:47:40,591 --> 00:47:43,061 - I'M UP FOR IT. - ME TOO, SUNSHINE. 951 00:47:44,295 --> 00:47:45,363 - BYE. - BYE. 952 00:47:45,396 --> 00:47:46,998 - BYE, TED. - BYE. 953 00:47:51,036 --> 00:47:53,304 - I'M GLAD YOU CHANGED YOUR MIND. 954 00:47:53,338 --> 00:47:55,974 HOW COME? 955 00:47:56,007 --> 00:47:58,109 - "WITH HIS EYES FIXED FIRMLY IN THE PAST, 956 00:47:58,143 --> 00:47:59,978 "HE FAILED TO SEE THE FUTURE. 957 00:48:00,011 --> 00:48:02,313 SO, BY THE PRESENT, HE WAS DESTROYED." 958 00:48:02,347 --> 00:48:03,982 - I GUESS YOU'RE TRYING TO TELL ME 959 00:48:04,015 --> 00:48:05,516 THAT IF YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING AND WE LOST, 960 00:48:05,550 --> 00:48:07,152 YOU'D NEVER FORGIVE YOURSELF. 961 00:48:07,185 --> 00:48:09,087 - YOU GOT IT. 962 00:48:20,498 --> 00:48:22,433 - HEY. - HEY. 963 00:48:27,105 --> 00:48:28,940 - HOW WAS THE MEETING? 964 00:48:28,974 --> 00:48:31,709 - YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN THERE. - [chuckles] 965 00:48:31,742 --> 00:48:34,980 I'M NOT RAGE, SAVING GAYOPOLIS ISN'T MY THING. 966 00:48:39,750 --> 00:48:42,487 YOU DOING OKAY? 967 00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:44,289 - YEAH, I'M FINE. 968 00:48:44,322 --> 00:48:46,191 AND YOU? - LIKEWISE. 969 00:48:46,224 --> 00:48:48,193 THANKS FOR ASKING. 970 00:48:50,195 --> 00:48:52,430 - WELL, I GUESS I'D BETTER GET GOING. 971 00:48:52,463 --> 00:48:54,199 - ME TOO. 972 00:48:57,535 --> 00:48:58,970 TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF. 973 00:48:59,004 --> 00:49:01,706 - YOU TOO. - OKAY. 974 00:49:01,739 --> 00:49:03,308 SEE YOU. 975 00:49:03,341 --> 00:49:04,542 - SEE YOU. 976 00:49:11,249 --> 00:49:14,219 [rock music] 977 00:49:14,252 --> 00:49:16,487 * 978 00:49:16,521 --> 00:49:20,191 - * THE OTHER NIGHT, DEAR 979 00:49:20,225 --> 00:49:23,494 * AS I LAY SLEEPING 980 00:49:23,528 --> 00:49:27,465 * I DREAMED I HELD YOU 981 00:49:27,498 --> 00:49:30,401 * IN MY ARMS 982 00:49:30,435 --> 00:49:33,671 * WHEN I AWOKE, DEAR 983 00:49:33,704 --> 00:49:37,242 * I WAS MISTAKEN 984 00:49:37,275 --> 00:49:41,412 * AND I HUNG MY HEAD 985 00:49:41,446 --> 00:49:44,215 * AND CRIED 986 00:49:44,249 --> 00:49:47,352 * YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE 987 00:49:47,385 --> 00:49:51,089 * MY ONLY SUNSHINE 988 00:49:51,122 --> 00:49:56,327 * YOU MAKE ME HAPPY WHEN SKIES ARE GRAY * 989 00:49:57,795 --> 00:50:01,366 * YOU'LL NEVER KNOW, DEAR 990 00:50:01,399 --> 00:50:05,170 * HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU 991 00:50:05,203 --> 00:50:10,241 * PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY SUNSHINE AWAY * 992 00:50:10,275 --> 00:50:13,244 * 993 00:50:13,278 --> 00:50:15,180 * WHOO-OO-OO-OO 994 00:50:16,414 --> 00:50:18,316 * WHOO-OO-OO-OO 995 00:50:19,817 --> 00:50:21,719 * WHOO-OO-OO-OO 996 00:50:23,088 --> 00:50:25,190 * WHOO-OO-OO-OO 997 00:50:25,223 --> 00:50:28,426 * YOU TOLD ME ONCE, DEAR 998 00:50:28,459 --> 00:50:31,796 * HOW YOU REALLY LOVED ME * 999 00:50:31,829 --> 00:50:37,302 * AND THAT NO ONE ELSE WOULD COME BETWEEN * 1000 00:50:39,170 --> 00:50:42,440 * BUT NOW YOU'VE LEFT ME 1001 00:50:42,473 --> 00:50:45,810 * YOU LOVE ANOTHER 1002 00:50:45,843 --> 00:50:48,813 * YOU HAVE SHATTERED 1003 00:50:48,846 --> 00:50:52,583 * ALL MY DREAMS 1004 00:50:52,617 --> 00:50:55,853 * BUT YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE 1005 00:50:55,886 --> 00:50:59,290 * MY ONLY SUNSHINE 1006 00:50:59,324 --> 00:51:03,128 * YOU MAKE ME HAPPY 1007 00:51:03,161 --> 00:51:06,331 * WHEN SKIES ARE GRAY 1008 00:51:06,364 --> 00:51:09,834 * YOU'LL NEVER KNOW, DEAR 1009 00:51:09,867 --> 00:51:13,604 * HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU 1010 00:51:13,638 --> 00:51:15,740 * PLEASE DON'T TAKE 1011 00:51:15,773 --> 00:51:19,744 * MY SUNSHINE AWAY 1012 00:51:19,777 --> 00:51:25,583 * NOW DON'T YOU TAKE MY SUNSHINE AWAY * 1013 00:51:25,616 --> 00:51:28,386 * 1014 00:51:28,419 --> 00:51:30,355 * WHOO-OO-OO-OO 1015 00:51:31,622 --> 00:51:33,524 * WHOO-OO-OO-OO 71703

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