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[chimes ringing]
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[lights clicking]
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[video game music playing]
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[woman] Monica, if you spell
this next word correctly,
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we will declare you the 2005
Scribbs National Spelling Bee champion.
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{\an8}-Opsimath.
-[kid] Definition, please?
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{\an8}Opsimath is a person who begins to learn
or study late in life.
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-Language of origin?
-Ancient Greek.
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{\an8}-Are there any alternate pronunciations?
-Just the one.
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{\an8}-Part of speech?
-Noun.
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-Can you please repeat the word again?
-Opsimath.
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Opsimath.
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O-P-S-I-M-A-T-H.
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Opsimath.
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That is correct!
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{\an8}-[crowd cheering, applauding]
-Congratulations, Monica.
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{\an8}[woman] You are the 2005
Scribbs National Spelling Bee champion!
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[news program music playing]
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{\an8}Joining us now via satellite
is this year's Scribbs national champ
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{\an8}or "Scramp,"
as she likes to call herself…
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{\an8}-[both chuckling]
-…Monica Chowdry,
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{\an8}who has stolen America's hearts
with her stoic demeanor
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{\an8}and spelling prowess.
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{\an8}Hi, I'm Monica Chowdry.
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{\an8}I'm eight years old,
and I'm from Greensburg, Pennsylvania.
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{\an8}[both laughing]
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{\an8}Oh, she is as sweet
as a glass of mango lassi.
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{\an8}I could just slurp her
right down, Wayland.
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{\an8}-Oh, me too, Crystal. Me too.
-Mm-hm.
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{\an8}[both chuckling]
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[soft music playing]
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[kids cheering]
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Learning is like chewing gum.
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Some gum, you spit out,
like the multiplication tables.
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You might find a piece of gum
stuck to the bottom of your shoe,
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like discovering roosters
have built-in ear plugs.
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That's true.
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Other gum, you swallow,
and it stays with you for years.
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-Like riding a bike.
-[children giggling]
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Today's Learning with LeVar little learner
is a very special person.
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I am so proud to be able to invite
the Scribbs Spelling Bee champion,
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-Monica Chowdry, to our classroom.
-[kids] Hooray!
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♪ You could find me at the bee ♪
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♪ Got my classmate on their knees ♪
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♪ Screaming, "Definition, please" ♪
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-♪ Words, words, words, words, words ♪
-[kids] Hooray!
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{\an8}-Words, words, words, words, words!
-[kids laughing, cheering]
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{\an8}Opsimath, O…
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{\an8}Ma, you're watching this again?
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{\an8}But I cannot believe that you let me
cut your hair into that boy cut.
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Well, I didn't have much choice as a kid.
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Mm. Oh, honey.
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Your chai is Oprah-level quality.
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Eat all the Marie biscuits, okay?
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I don't want to find them
all crumby in your pocket
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next time I'm doing laundry.
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Will you be home this afternoon?
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Ma, yes!
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I told you this, like, five times already.
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I've got a couple tutoring sessions,
and then I'll be home after lunch.
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[speaking Bengali]
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[sighs]
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Eat all your Marie biscuits.
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[upbeat music playing]
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{\an8}[man on voicemail] Greetings, Ms. Chowdry.Good news.
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{\an8}We'd love to offer you the full-timeclinical research technician post
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at Dellview Labs.
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So please call me backat your earliest convenience.
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Good job!
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[car alarm beeps]
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-Boony!
-Dada.
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Oh, I hope you got extra hush puppies.
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Oh, I gotta take these off you.
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Sorry, I'm starving. Ooh, what'd you get?
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Ma's on a diet.
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Suicide, it's cheat day!
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Yo, Mom, food's here!
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[yelling in Hindi]
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[in English] I-I feel like
there's extra crispy to this one.
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Dada helped me send
the paperless post for Baba's memorial.
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Did you just forget to add my name
to the guest list?
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We knew you would have
this kind of reaction.
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[groans] Okay.
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So we thought it was best
to tell you one-to-one.
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-I can't fucking believe this.
-Don't say that F!
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I don't like that F. [sighs]
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Dada is here for one week
for Baba's memorial.
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-Ah, my pressure has lifted.
-O-Okay. Okay.
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Now I have made a list of food
that we need for the havan.
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He can't go by himself?
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Boony!
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-Fine, fine.
-[Dada clears throat]
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[mom] Did you get extra kurkure?
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Yes, of course and crab cakes.
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You know, I might have
gormandized one in the car.
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-Good. You are too skinny.
-Yeah, Boony has always been too skinny.
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[mom] Ho-ho.
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[Sonny] Ooh, what's going on over here?
Shah Rukh Khan?
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Hey, what's up with Hrithik Roshan?
Still has six fingers? Look at that, Mama.
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[mellow music playing]
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Hey, Boony, you up here?
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Whoa.
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I love what you've done with this place.
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Except this bunny.
Ooh, this bunny is fugs.
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[Monica] Sewed it in middle school.
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It's creepy. Still fugs though.
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[mellow music continues playing]
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-You gonna offer me a hit or what?
-You don't smoke.
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Uh… [laughs] …newsflash, Boony,
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I've been known to get into the reefer,
you know, occasionally.
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-[Monica] Help yourself.
-Thanks.
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Let's see if this competes
with the Cali cron.
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[inhales, coughs]
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I'm used to the California stuff,
you know. [clears throat]
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[laughs] You still have this?
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Yup.
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Conway Kid Olympics.
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I can't believe I organized
that whole thing.
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You were the only female competitor.
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[Monica] Uh-huh.
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Baba made
that kick-ass jump-jump apparatus.
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This tree house too.
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[Monica] Yeah.
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Maybe you should dust it off,
defend your medal.
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[Monica] Maybe.
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Okay, well, great talk.
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I'll let you get back
to your painting, Picasso.
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Okay.
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Cool, see you.
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I probably shouldn't have smoked
before climbing down this ladder.
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[car honking]
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-To clinical research lab person…
-Technician.
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To clinical research lab technician,
Monica Chowdry.
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[glasses clink]
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Ugh. What's even the point
of virgin shots?
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Empty calories?
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I haven't said yes yet.
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But you will.
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You have to, it's your dream job,
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sitting in a dark room,
breathing dangerous chemicals,
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cloning ugly-ass rats,
curing cancer and shit.
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We'll see how Ma convalesces.
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Mon, I wasn't a word nerd.
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Sorry. We'll see if Ma gets better.
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Gracias.
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And let Sonny take care of Jaya for once.
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All right.
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You okay? You wanna crash at my place?
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Nah, it's just for a week.
Sonny's gotta get back to work.
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Well, it's good he's got a job, right?
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I guess. We'll see for how long though.
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Well, you know I've got you
if you need some air.
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I know.
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I don't know how you work here sober.
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Oh, I got my poison.
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[chuckles]
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[upbeat romantic music playing]
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[Monica] Licentious.
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{\an8}L-I-C-E-N-T-I-O-U-S. Licentious.
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{\an8}Promiscuous and unprincipledin sexual matters.
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Hey, um, can I just get
a beer or something?
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[woman] Yeah.
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Y-You know what?
I'll take, uh, a whiskey, neat.
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-Okay.
-On the rocks.
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[stammering] Actually, I'll just take
a vodka soda.
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-Yeah. You got Tito's?
-Yes.
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-Cool. Thanks.
-That's a skinny bitch drink.
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Monica Chowdry?
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Yeah?
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Holy shit!
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You-- You won the spelling bee.
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Yo, we had that big pep rally
when you got back from DC.
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Oh, my God.
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-Scribb, Scribb, Scribb!
-[Monica laughs]
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Greensburg's own Scribb champ.
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[sighs] Man, you were like a…
A legit celebrity.
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I guess.
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I'm Richie. Richie Kim?
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I was in Mrs. Jugen's science class
with you guys.
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Um, Krista Santos, right?
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Oh, yeah. Richie Kim!
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You were the one
that took those baby chicks home
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then brought them back the next day
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'cause you never asked your mom,
and she was pissed.
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Yo, she was so pissed.
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There was, like, little baby chicken shit
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-all over her fancy shag carpet.
-[Krista, Monica chuckle]
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What brings you back to the GBG?
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Uh, um…
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my Uncle Quincy died,
so you know, funeral stuff, yeah.
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Um, sorry.
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[scoffs] Psh, whatever.
He was a racist jagoff.
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-Rest in peace, dick.
-[laughter]
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I'm looking down
'cause he probably went to hell.
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-[girls laughing]
-Shit.
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-Oh, another brewsky for the champ?
-You want another one?
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Sure.
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Thanks.
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Is-Is this seat open?
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-Yep.
-Oh, cool.
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[Monica chuckles]
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Ah.
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You know, I, um…
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I totally had a crush on you
in high school.
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-Yeah, right.
-Yeah.
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I wore my brother's hand-me-downs
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and had those thick purple glasses
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that were, like, ten times
the size of my cranium.
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Still cute.
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-But you never asked me out.
-You wanna go out?
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-[hip-hop music playing]
-[both moaning]
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-Get your hands off my little sister!
-[Monica] What are you doing?
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Dude, it's cool, man!
It's, like, consensual or whatever!
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-Address me as "sir"!
-[Monica] Hey!
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What?
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You want me to come over to your place
and fucking bang out your little sister?
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-[Monica] Stop!
-No, no, no!
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-No, what?
-No-No, sir. No, sir.
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Good!
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Now get your six-pack,
skinny jean-wearing ass out of here.
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I never wanna see
your fucking face again, you hear me?
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You got it, sir, yep. Loud and clear, sir.
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-Good.
-Yep, okay.
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-[keys jangling]
-[car engine starting]
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[Sonny] Move it!
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-[engine revving]
-[tires screeching]
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[laughing]
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You're not funny!
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[grunts] What the hell?
Hey, I was just messing around!
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-I wasn't gonna actually--
-Fucking crazy!
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-Wait! Ooh, relax.
-[crying]
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-[shushing]
-[sniffles]
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-Come on.
-Why did you come back?
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[soft dramatic music playing]
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[door opens]
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[clicking]
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[clicking]
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[mellow music playing on radio]
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[sighs]
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Did you shower?
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Ma, don't worry.
I'm not gonna sully our puja.
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[bell ringing]
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[water trickling]
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[stone grinding]
245
00:14:52,375 --> 00:14:54,666
[Monica] We can't just lock
our doors at night
246
00:14:54,750 --> 00:14:56,875
and pretend that everything's copacetic.
247
00:14:57,458 --> 00:14:58,458
This is crazy.
248
00:14:58,541 --> 00:15:01,000
[Jaya] You were the one who tried
to beat him with the bat.
249
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:03,166
Maybe it is you who are crazy.
250
00:15:05,625 --> 00:15:07,833
[Monica] I can't believe
you're taking his side.
251
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:12,666
[Jaya] He is trying his very best.
Just let him be.
252
00:15:12,750 --> 00:15:14,875
[Monica sighs]
253
00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:20,000
I found Dr. Goodwin's number
in my backpack, and I…
254
00:15:20,083 --> 00:15:24,500
I have not seen Dada
for one whole year since Baba died.
255
00:15:25,916 --> 00:15:28,208
He came all the way out from California.
256
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,000
I want to enjoy my time with him.
257
00:15:31,875 --> 00:15:32,708
One week.
258
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:35,500
That is all.
259
00:15:36,250 --> 00:15:39,291
[Jaya sighs]
260
00:15:39,375 --> 00:15:40,208
[Monica] Fine.
261
00:15:41,916 --> 00:15:45,041
Hey. No!
No, you know I'm allergic to flowers.
262
00:15:45,125 --> 00:15:48,208
It's a blessing.
You cannot reject a blessing!
263
00:15:50,041 --> 00:15:51,083
[Monica] Cypseline.
264
00:15:52,958 --> 00:15:54,666
Definition, please.
265
00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:56,791
Louder, Payal!
266
00:15:57,791 --> 00:16:02,291
Enunciate! Remember. [clicks tongue]
267
00:16:02,833 --> 00:16:05,208
Mrs. Gandhi, if you're gonna stay
in the kitchen, I really need you--
268
00:16:05,291 --> 00:16:08,125
Just sorry. Sorry. My lips are sealed.
269
00:16:09,958 --> 00:16:12,416
Of or relating to the swifts.
270
00:16:14,375 --> 00:16:16,125
Language of origin?
271
00:16:17,041 --> 00:16:18,333
[Monica] Greek and English.
272
00:16:18,833 --> 00:16:21,375
Are there any alternate pronunciations?
273
00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:22,291
Nope.
274
00:16:23,791 --> 00:16:26,041
-[Payal] Part of speech?
-Adjective.
275
00:16:26,708 --> 00:16:30,416
-[Payal] Can you please repeat the word?
-Cypseline.
276
00:16:31,208 --> 00:16:32,583
Cypseline.
277
00:16:33,666 --> 00:16:38,125
S-I-P…
278
00:16:38,208 --> 00:16:44,041
S-A-L-I-N-E.
279
00:16:44,666 --> 00:16:45,500
Cypseline.
280
00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:50,625
That is correct.
281
00:16:50,708 --> 00:16:51,750
Good job, Payal.
282
00:16:51,833 --> 00:16:55,250
Mm. [clicks tongue] My smart girl!
283
00:16:55,791 --> 00:16:57,333
Pizza bags for everyone.
284
00:17:03,708 --> 00:17:04,666
[sighs]
285
00:17:05,583 --> 00:17:07,291
That wasn't right though.
286
00:17:07,875 --> 00:17:09,666
No, but look, you were close.
287
00:17:10,958 --> 00:17:12,333
Thanks, Monica Didi.
288
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,416
Hey, hey. You're gonna be okay, all right?
289
00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:17,500
Let's just get through
some more of these drills
290
00:17:17,583 --> 00:17:21,500
and we'll get you right back on track.
291
00:17:26,833 --> 00:17:29,458
Oh, banana chips.
Let's get the banana chips for sure.
292
00:17:32,791 --> 00:17:34,708
Yo, Thums Up!
293
00:17:34,791 --> 00:17:37,875
Yo, Baba used to buy us
crates of this stuff growing up.
294
00:17:37,958 --> 00:17:40,708
I'm only here because Mom wants me here.
295
00:17:40,791 --> 00:17:42,708
Look, for the last time,
296
00:17:42,791 --> 00:17:46,916
I am so sorry for joking around
and going full Liam Neeson on your date.
297
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,041
It's kinda hard to tell
when you're joking or not.
298
00:17:49,125 --> 00:17:50,875
[sighs] Man, this stuff's like crack.
299
00:17:50,958 --> 00:17:53,291
It's got five times
the amount of caffeine as Coke.
300
00:17:53,375 --> 00:17:54,208
Do you want one?
301
00:17:55,041 --> 00:17:57,500
-Well, I want it.
-[soda fizzles]
302
00:17:57,583 --> 00:17:58,916
[man] Hey, hey, hey!
303
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,625
Hey, Jimit uncle, don't worry,
I'll pay for it.
304
00:18:00,708 --> 00:18:02,916
-[Jimit] Okay, 'cause I have cameras now.
-Uh-huh.
305
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:06,958
Mm, "Thums Up! Too fun thandak!"
306
00:18:07,041 --> 00:18:09,041
Do you-- Do you wanna sip? It's so good!
307
00:18:09,125 --> 00:18:10,875
Come on, come on. Seriously.
308
00:18:13,541 --> 00:18:14,375
Crack.
309
00:18:15,666 --> 00:18:17,666
What does "too fun thandak" even mean?
310
00:18:17,750 --> 00:18:19,458
Uh, "cold fun," I think?
311
00:18:19,541 --> 00:18:21,208
Like, thandak means "cold,"
so yeah, "cold fun."
312
00:18:21,291 --> 00:18:23,750
Actually, "taste the thunder." [chuckles]
313
00:18:23,833 --> 00:18:26,000
"Too fun thandak…"
[chuckles] …means nothing.
314
00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:29,208
-We have a sale on mangoes.
-[Sonny] Mm.
315
00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:32,458
-I'm pretty sure it's "too fun thandak."
-Me too.
316
00:18:32,541 --> 00:18:34,916
Uncle, too fun thandak!
317
00:18:35,750 --> 00:18:38,083
-[Jimit] I heard that.
-[Sonny laughing]
318
00:18:38,166 --> 00:18:40,208
I can't believe
Mom let us drink this stuff.
319
00:18:40,291 --> 00:18:42,500
-It definitely stunted my growth.
-Definitely.
320
00:18:42,583 --> 00:18:45,041
You can come out to California
whenever you want.
321
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:47,875
I… I can't.
322
00:18:48,875 --> 00:18:50,458
Well, you'd have a place to stay.
323
00:18:50,541 --> 00:18:53,625
You know, uh…
I could take a day or two off from work.
324
00:18:53,708 --> 00:18:56,791
We could drive to the coast, or…
Oh, maybe we could hit the beach.
325
00:18:56,875 --> 00:18:58,583
-I hate the beach.
-Oh.
326
00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:01,750
-Sonny! [laughs]
-Hey, buddy. How you been?
327
00:19:01,833 --> 00:19:03,291
-I'm good. How are you?
-Good.
328
00:19:04,250 --> 00:19:05,083
Yeah.
329
00:19:09,083 --> 00:19:09,916
Monica.
330
00:19:11,208 --> 00:19:12,041
Rahul.
331
00:19:14,333 --> 00:19:18,000
Wait, the two of you still aren't beefing
over the spelling bee, are you?
332
00:19:18,083 --> 00:19:21,333
What beef? I won fair and square.
333
00:19:21,416 --> 00:19:25,375
Oh, depends on what your definition
of winning is.
334
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:29,708
[both laughing]
335
00:19:29,791 --> 00:19:31,333
-Oh, it's good to see you.
-You too.
336
00:19:31,416 --> 00:19:34,333
[laughs] That was cute.
No, it was not cute at all.
337
00:19:34,416 --> 00:19:36,333
-You guys are weird.
-[all laughing]
338
00:19:36,416 --> 00:19:40,916
-So I see you're living the LA life, huh?
-Yeah, man, things are pretty good.
339
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:44,458
But, uh, dating is not so hot.
340
00:19:44,541 --> 00:19:47,041
I was seeing this Pakistani girl.
341
00:19:47,125 --> 00:19:50,708
She actually was, uh,
Miss Pakistan-America.
342
00:19:50,791 --> 00:19:53,958
-Agoura. Super hot!
-Oh, wow. [laughs]
343
00:19:56,500 --> 00:20:00,041
[indistinct chattering]
344
00:20:00,125 --> 00:20:01,291
-[Baba] Really.
-Yeah?
345
00:20:01,375 --> 00:20:04,416
-Yeah.
-And what about the water…
346
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:05,333
[Baba] Boony.
347
00:20:07,166 --> 00:20:08,541
You had the roti last time.
348
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,666
Brother's turn. No.
349
00:20:12,750 --> 00:20:14,708
[Jaya] Um, fair is fair, Boony.
350
00:20:20,416 --> 00:20:21,708
Here you go, Boony.
351
00:20:23,625 --> 00:20:25,833
Enough is enough, no?
352
00:20:27,083 --> 00:20:30,125
[Jaya, Baba chattering]
353
00:20:30,208 --> 00:20:32,416
-[Baba] I can handle myself.
-[Jaya laughing]
354
00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:33,708
[soft pop music playing]
355
00:20:33,791 --> 00:20:37,333
Um, hey, Boony, I think Ma's list
only said only two boxes of mangoes.
356
00:20:37,416 --> 00:20:38,500
Oh, wow.
357
00:20:38,583 --> 00:20:40,750
"You can never have too many mangoes."
358
00:20:40,833 --> 00:20:44,500
You know who said that?
It wasn't me, it was Gandhi.
359
00:20:45,208 --> 00:20:46,041
Indira.
360
00:20:46,791 --> 00:20:48,708
No, honestly, it was Mother Teresa.
361
00:20:49,666 --> 00:20:51,958
-Um…
-I don't think she ever said that.
362
00:20:52,916 --> 00:20:55,083
Fine, fine. I'll put it back.
363
00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:57,958
Just remember, don't @ me
when you run out of lassi.
364
00:20:58,041 --> 00:21:00,791
And you will. You will.
365
00:21:00,875 --> 00:21:02,708
Hey, uncle, we won't.
366
00:21:03,291 --> 00:21:04,708
Don't worry, uncle. We're not gonna @ you.
367
00:21:04,791 --> 00:21:06,208
[whispers] He has a Twitter?
368
00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:09,625
[Monica] Hey, you coming
to Baba's anniversary?
369
00:21:09,708 --> 00:21:11,458
Yeah, of course. We'll be at the havan.
370
00:21:13,833 --> 00:21:14,708
Don't invite uncle.
371
00:21:16,333 --> 00:21:18,125
-Yeah, pay for this.
-Yes, yes.
372
00:21:20,666 --> 00:21:22,166
[Krista giggling]
373
00:21:22,250 --> 00:21:26,333
According to Wombat,
you were gonna marry Lonnie Erling,
374
00:21:26,416 --> 00:21:29,083
live in Tahiti in a shack,
drive a Jeep Wrangler,
375
00:21:29,166 --> 00:21:30,875
and have 16 kids.
376
00:21:30,958 --> 00:21:33,625
-[chuckling]
-Wombat told no lies.
377
00:21:33,708 --> 00:21:36,500
Dude, everyone wanted to get their hands
on Wombat back in the day.
378
00:21:36,583 --> 00:21:38,958
-[Monica] Mm-hm.
-[chuckles]
379
00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:42,458
[both] Wombat rules!
380
00:21:42,541 --> 00:21:44,000
[both laughing]
381
00:21:44,083 --> 00:21:45,375
I mean, who didn't wanna know
382
00:21:45,458 --> 00:21:49,083
if Nathan or Curtis gave you
three carnations on Valentine's Day?
383
00:21:49,166 --> 00:21:53,625
Mm. Nathan, three.
Curtis, two. Rajiv, one.
384
00:21:53,708 --> 00:21:56,083
-Ugh. Justin, one.
-[groans]
385
00:21:56,166 --> 00:21:59,208
-Monica, one.
-Aw.
386
00:21:59,291 --> 00:22:00,291
What was my count?
387
00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:04,083
-Trey, one. Andrew, one.
-Mm-hm.
388
00:22:04,166 --> 00:22:06,250
Krista, duh, one.
389
00:22:07,041 --> 00:22:09,416
Richie, one. [laughs]
390
00:22:09,500 --> 00:22:12,333
Damn, lover boy planted the seed
in middle-school.
391
00:22:12,416 --> 00:22:14,166
Stop, stop.
392
00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:17,125
That hook-up was a one-time amalgamation.
393
00:22:18,250 --> 00:22:20,958
Well, he came into Jay's last night
looking for you.
394
00:22:22,125 --> 00:22:25,916
-He did?
-No! [laughs]
395
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,916
You totally care
even though you're pretending not to.
396
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,083
So now you're subterfuging me?
397
00:22:31,625 --> 00:22:35,458
-Basic English for basic bitch.
-You're tricking me.
398
00:22:36,416 --> 00:22:37,875
-Well, you're retaining the subject…
-Mm.
399
00:22:37,958 --> 00:22:41,125
-…because you care so much.
-[both giggling]
400
00:22:42,750 --> 00:22:44,708
Do you remember
what we promised each other?
401
00:22:46,708 --> 00:22:48,000
Yes.
402
00:22:48,083 --> 00:22:49,916
We promised each other that we would…
403
00:22:50,708 --> 00:22:53,541
get out of this boring-ass town
and do big things.
404
00:22:54,333 --> 00:22:55,166
Big.
405
00:23:00,583 --> 00:23:01,625
Does it bug you?
406
00:23:02,583 --> 00:23:03,416
What?
407
00:23:04,208 --> 00:23:08,916
That you're still here in Greensburg,
doing the opposite of big things.
408
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:09,833
No.
409
00:23:13,416 --> 00:23:16,000
Honestly, I'm just happy to be alive.
410
00:23:16,083 --> 00:23:18,875
Don't ever OD on me again, okay?
411
00:23:18,958 --> 00:23:22,291
The only thing I'm OD'ing on
is sweet motherfucking fish, bitch.
412
00:23:22,375 --> 00:23:26,750
[both laughing]
413
00:23:30,541 --> 00:23:32,208
I think about that night a lot.
414
00:23:33,708 --> 00:23:35,125
Why? Does it bug you?
415
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,708
Yeah. Yeah, I guess it does.
416
00:23:39,291 --> 00:23:41,416
Well, good. It should.
417
00:23:44,375 --> 00:23:48,750
You know, Mon, I Google
all the "Where Are They Now?" articles
418
00:23:48,833 --> 00:23:50,166
about past Scramps…
419
00:23:51,416 --> 00:23:56,000
and they're all doing sick shit,
like working for NASA, playing pro poker,
420
00:23:56,708 --> 00:23:58,458
making billions off start-ups.
421
00:23:59,416 --> 00:24:00,333
Yeah.
422
00:24:01,916 --> 00:24:03,958
You know, you need to be
on those articles.
423
00:24:06,416 --> 00:24:08,375
Dada needs to take his meds.
424
00:24:09,375 --> 00:24:11,375
And you need to stop worrying
about other people
425
00:24:11,458 --> 00:24:13,458
and start worrying about yourself.
426
00:24:13,541 --> 00:24:15,583
You could be a life coach.
427
00:24:15,666 --> 00:24:19,208
-[chuckles]
-Bartender, life coach.
428
00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:22,166
Same thing. [chuckles]
429
00:24:22,666 --> 00:24:26,625
[pensive music playing]
430
00:24:59,041 --> 00:25:00,458
[whispers] Ma, are you awake?
431
00:25:03,750 --> 00:25:05,583
-How are you doing, hm?
-[door closes]
432
00:25:05,666 --> 00:25:06,875
Come in, come in.
433
00:25:13,708 --> 00:25:16,291
[Jaya grunts, sighs]
434
00:25:21,958 --> 00:25:24,541
-I don't want you to die.
-[chuckles]
435
00:25:27,583 --> 00:25:29,708
So morbid.
436
00:25:31,625 --> 00:25:34,708
Keep up that negative attitude,
I probably will die.
437
00:25:34,791 --> 00:25:36,541
-I'm serious.
-Mm.
438
00:25:36,625 --> 00:25:39,291
Our little Boony is always very serious.
439
00:25:41,750 --> 00:25:43,625
Am I taking bad care of you?
440
00:25:47,625 --> 00:25:49,000
Of course not.
441
00:25:52,666 --> 00:25:54,750
That's not why I called Dada here.
442
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,708
Then why did you call Dada?
443
00:26:01,416 --> 00:26:02,916
When God takes me--
444
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,666
-Positive attitude.
-Yes, yes.
445
00:26:07,875 --> 00:26:09,875
The past has passed, Boony.
446
00:26:13,208 --> 00:26:17,166
-And when I am in the grand upstairs…
-Cheater.
447
00:26:17,250 --> 00:26:20,041
-When I am upstairs…
-[sighs]
448
00:26:21,541 --> 00:26:24,083
…Dada's the only family
you have downstairs.
449
00:26:25,666 --> 00:26:27,125
It's not fair.
450
00:26:32,250 --> 00:26:35,166
Oh, you remember
where the safe deposit key is, yes?
451
00:26:35,250 --> 00:26:38,500
-Now who's the saturnine one?
-Mm.
452
00:26:39,208 --> 00:26:41,958
I have a lot of family gold there.
453
00:26:44,208 --> 00:26:46,291
You can sell it if you get into trouble.
454
00:26:47,041 --> 00:26:49,458
It's, uh, under the bed…
455
00:26:50,250 --> 00:26:52,750
in the Payless shoe box
456
00:26:52,833 --> 00:26:56,083
wrapped in a paper towel
under your wishbone collection.
457
00:26:57,333 --> 00:26:59,416
Good, good.
458
00:27:00,750 --> 00:27:03,625
I don't care about the jewelry.
I care about you.
459
00:27:06,750 --> 00:27:11,541
If you care about me, please,
please open your heart to Dada.
460
00:27:13,250 --> 00:27:15,875
I know. Mood stabilizers
have come a long way since we--
461
00:27:15,958 --> 00:27:18,083
[Jaya humming]
462
00:27:32,916 --> 00:27:33,875
[Jaya laughs]
463
00:27:33,958 --> 00:27:37,500
You can't just make up
the words to the song.
464
00:27:37,583 --> 00:27:39,750
-[Jaya giggles]
-[groans]
465
00:27:39,833 --> 00:27:41,166
You know this part.
466
00:27:42,500 --> 00:27:49,041
[both singing in Hindi]
467
00:27:55,666 --> 00:27:58,000
-Cough.
-[coughs]
468
00:28:00,250 --> 00:28:02,916
-[doctor] Again? A big one this time.
-[Jaya inhales]
469
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,666
-[Jaya coughs]
-Mm.
470
00:28:11,166 --> 00:28:12,166
[Jaya sighs]
471
00:28:13,583 --> 00:28:16,583
-Relax, Jaya.
-[exhales]
472
00:28:29,583 --> 00:28:33,208
You can tell them. They are adults.
473
00:28:35,500 --> 00:28:41,666
There's, uh, zero improvement
from my first diagnosis three weeks ago.
474
00:28:43,125 --> 00:28:47,166
Her triiodothyronine and thyroxine
hormones appear inflamed.
475
00:28:47,250 --> 00:28:49,875
[Monica] But we're doing
everything right though.
476
00:28:49,958 --> 00:28:54,083
She's taking all the pills you prescribed,
and her diet is--
477
00:28:54,166 --> 00:28:56,291
Well, we cheat every now and then, but--
478
00:28:56,375 --> 00:29:00,958
-I cannot give up hush puppies for good.
-Jaya, you must.
479
00:29:01,041 --> 00:29:03,625
Her meals have been mostly pretty healthy.
480
00:29:03,708 --> 00:29:05,833
Yeah, uh, just salads and sabzis.
481
00:29:05,916 --> 00:29:07,458
Oh, and your dal.
482
00:29:08,250 --> 00:29:11,333
Do you know that Dada
makes the most expert moong dal?
483
00:29:12,708 --> 00:29:13,875
I'll have to try it.
484
00:29:16,916 --> 00:29:19,916
If Ma's not getting any better,
maybe we should take her to the hospital.
485
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:23,125
Oh, Boony, hospitals.
Hospitals are so depressing.
486
00:29:23,625 --> 00:29:27,500
Jaya's heart rate is up.
Is there any stress in her life?
487
00:29:31,708 --> 00:29:33,916
Dada and Boony. [sighs]
488
00:29:35,250 --> 00:29:37,041
They cannot get along.
489
00:29:38,791 --> 00:29:41,041
I-I don't-- I don't know what to do.
490
00:29:41,125 --> 00:29:45,000
I don't know what a dying mother
is supposed to do
491
00:29:45,083 --> 00:29:47,250
-when her children cannot…
-[doctor] Jaya, Jaya.
492
00:29:47,333 --> 00:29:49,166
…come together and support.
-Calm down, okay?
493
00:29:49,250 --> 00:29:50,916
They are always fighting.
494
00:29:51,916 --> 00:29:53,458
Okay, you must rest.
495
00:29:53,541 --> 00:29:57,500
Nothing is ever good between them.
There is no hope.
496
00:29:57,583 --> 00:29:59,833
-[doctor] Relax, okay?
-[Jaya sobs]
497
00:29:59,916 --> 00:30:03,083
Come. [clears throat] You must rest.
498
00:30:10,583 --> 00:30:11,958
Dr. Ali, thank you so much--
499
00:30:12,041 --> 00:30:15,583
Your mother's fatigue, depression,
and stress levels is a direct symptom
500
00:30:15,666 --> 00:30:17,291
-of you and you fighting.
-[both grunt]
501
00:30:17,375 --> 00:30:19,500
That's physical assault,
and I'm not gonna take it.
502
00:30:19,583 --> 00:30:21,916
You Indian kids in America
have no shame, huh?
503
00:30:23,541 --> 00:30:26,250
Your hardworking parents
sacrificed so much for you,
504
00:30:26,333 --> 00:30:29,166
and you just take, take, take,
and you throw it all away.
505
00:30:29,250 --> 00:30:30,541
-Um, Auntie, I--
-[yells]
506
00:30:33,125 --> 00:30:36,708
You are both blessed with smart brains
507
00:30:36,791 --> 00:30:39,375
and connected by a deep love
for your mother.
508
00:30:41,500 --> 00:30:43,250
You are in a versus.
509
00:30:44,583 --> 00:30:47,541
Like Ram and Lakshman.
510
00:30:47,625 --> 00:30:48,958
Krishna and Arjuna.
511
00:30:50,041 --> 00:30:51,583
Farhan and Zoya.
512
00:30:52,916 --> 00:30:54,500
Farhan and Zoya? Who are…
513
00:30:54,583 --> 00:30:55,541
Akhtar.
514
00:30:57,875 --> 00:31:00,375
They are brother-sister
Bollywood power duo.
515
00:31:01,458 --> 00:31:02,625
No?
516
00:31:02,708 --> 00:31:03,875
Dil Dhadakne Do.
517
00:31:05,125 --> 00:31:06,416
Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara?
518
00:31:06,500 --> 00:31:08,875
-I don't know that one.
-Yeah, I've never heard of it.
519
00:31:08,958 --> 00:31:10,875
Google it, you fucking fools!
520
00:31:13,250 --> 00:31:18,833
[sighs] Your mother
was my first friend in America.
521
00:31:19,708 --> 00:31:22,333
She is like my sister.
522
00:31:23,708 --> 00:31:26,375
Uh, actually, I don't like my sisters
really all that much.
523
00:31:26,458 --> 00:31:30,125
They take all my money. But I love Jaya.
524
00:31:31,916 --> 00:31:33,625
She's perfect.
525
00:31:36,583 --> 00:31:38,125
Do something special for her.
526
00:31:39,083 --> 00:31:40,750
Together.
527
00:31:42,333 --> 00:31:44,291
It will lift her spirits.
528
00:31:45,375 --> 00:31:46,250
Okay?
529
00:31:46,958 --> 00:31:47,958
Okay, beta?
530
00:31:48,791 --> 00:31:49,750
-Okay, beta?
-[Sonny] Yeah, oh--
531
00:31:49,833 --> 00:31:51,250
-[Monica] Yes.
-Do something.
532
00:31:51,333 --> 00:31:53,000
-[Sonny] Mm-hm.
-Do something.
533
00:31:53,083 --> 00:31:56,333
-[Sonny] Mm-hm.
-[Dr. Ali] Yes. Something.
534
00:31:56,416 --> 00:31:58,833
[upbeat music playing]
535
00:32:01,958 --> 00:32:04,750
[Krista] You know, I'm always
slightly disappointed with udon.
536
00:32:04,833 --> 00:32:09,541
I want it to be spicy like ramen,
but it's just fucking soup.
537
00:32:11,958 --> 00:32:13,750
Frosty Shack never disappoints.
538
00:32:16,625 --> 00:32:18,750
Are you cool putting this show together
with Sonny?
539
00:32:19,541 --> 00:32:20,916
Sort of. [clicks tongue]
540
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:24,291
We're basically just concentrating
on rehearsing the acts and not much else.
541
00:32:24,375 --> 00:32:27,458
[upbeat romantic music playing]
542
00:32:27,541 --> 00:32:28,416
[Monica] Becquerel.
543
00:32:28,500 --> 00:32:33,541
{\an8}B-E-C-Q-U-E-R-E-L. Becquerel.
544
00:32:34,208 --> 00:32:39,625
{\an8}The SI unit of radioactivity correspondingto one disintegration per second.
545
00:32:41,625 --> 00:32:44,833
Hey, you're Sunshine's sister, right?
546
00:32:44,916 --> 00:32:47,125
Yeah, I'm Sonny's sister, Monica.
547
00:32:47,208 --> 00:32:48,833
Yeah, right on. I'm Javi.
548
00:32:48,916 --> 00:32:50,875
I used to play soccer with him
back in the day.
549
00:32:50,958 --> 00:32:52,958
-Cool.
-Tell him I said what's up.
550
00:32:53,041 --> 00:32:54,208
I will.
551
00:32:59,166 --> 00:33:00,500
[squeaking]
552
00:33:00,583 --> 00:33:02,083
-I know.
-What are you doing?
553
00:33:02,166 --> 00:33:03,750
Checking out Javi's butt.
554
00:33:03,833 --> 00:33:05,541
-It's so obvious.
-[chuckles]
555
00:33:05,625 --> 00:33:09,375
-[inhales, exhales]
-[upbeat music playing]
556
00:33:10,541 --> 00:33:12,000
I don't like the mustache.
557
00:33:13,083 --> 00:33:14,416
-Okay, where's my cane?
-Pretty creepy.
558
00:33:14,500 --> 00:33:15,333
[Monica] Fuck.
559
00:33:16,375 --> 00:33:17,416
Okay, go team.
560
00:33:18,166 --> 00:33:19,166
Why are you so sweaty?
561
00:33:25,416 --> 00:33:26,416
[music stops]
562
00:33:28,250 --> 00:33:30,041
-[whispers] Cue music!
-Oh, shit. Sorry.
563
00:33:31,208 --> 00:33:34,041
-[carnival music playing]
-Come one, come all,
564
00:33:34,125 --> 00:33:40,375
to the exciting, popular,
world-renowned Funny Sonny Show!
565
00:33:40,458 --> 00:33:41,625
Whoo!
566
00:33:41,708 --> 00:33:47,208
I'm your emcee with the key,
Sir Rupert Coldwallace!
567
00:33:47,291 --> 00:33:50,041
[laughs] Welcome to my home, Rupert.
568
00:33:50,125 --> 00:33:52,541
Ma, you can't break the fourth wall.
569
00:33:52,625 --> 00:33:54,958
Pretend you're at
the Benedum Center, okay?
570
00:33:56,250 --> 00:34:00,458
Entertainers from all over
the multiverse and beyond
571
00:34:00,541 --> 00:34:02,541
have been gathered and waiting
572
00:34:02,625 --> 00:34:06,708
for this one moment in their lives
to be funny…
573
00:34:06,791 --> 00:34:08,375
to be savvy…
574
00:34:09,125 --> 00:34:11,791
to show!
575
00:34:12,791 --> 00:34:18,250
Our first performance is a muscle man
who has conquered weights
576
00:34:18,333 --> 00:34:21,708
on all four corners of the Earth.
577
00:34:21,791 --> 00:34:23,916
-The Earth is round.
-[growls] Ugh!
578
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:24,958
[Sonny] Just saying!
579
00:34:25,458 --> 00:34:31,708
Presenting Manish
the Magnificent Muscle Man!
580
00:34:31,791 --> 00:34:34,083
[blows air] Whoo!
581
00:34:34,166 --> 00:34:36,916
[whispers] You forgot to play
the Muscle Man music.
582
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:38,375
I didn't want to miss my cue,
I told you we should've hired
583
00:34:38,458 --> 00:34:39,541
Krista as the stage manager.
584
00:34:39,625 --> 00:34:41,208
-You're the worst!
-No, you're the worst!
585
00:34:41,291 --> 00:34:45,041
-[Monica groaning]
-Dada, Boony, stop fighting.
586
00:34:45,125 --> 00:34:47,000
We're not Dada and Boony!
587
00:34:47,083 --> 00:34:50,083
Then Rupert and Manish, behave!
588
00:34:50,166 --> 00:34:51,833
[arguing]
589
00:34:53,458 --> 00:34:57,458
-[Muscle Man music playing]
-[grunting]
590
00:35:00,958 --> 00:35:03,375
-Ah! Whew!
-[Jaya] O-ho!
591
00:35:03,458 --> 00:35:06,083
Uh, all right. Ah, yeah.
592
00:35:09,375 --> 00:35:12,333
-[grunts] Whoo! Whoo!
-Ooh!
593
00:35:13,041 --> 00:35:14,458
-Pretty good, right?
-Yeah.
594
00:35:15,166 --> 00:35:16,000
[pants]
595
00:35:19,958 --> 00:35:20,791
One second.
596
00:35:20,875 --> 00:35:23,875
-I forgot my weights.
-You forgot-- That's your only prop!
597
00:35:23,958 --> 00:35:25,416
-Okay, just-- just get out of my way.
-How could you--
598
00:35:25,500 --> 00:35:26,333
[Sonny] Get out of my way.
599
00:35:28,750 --> 00:35:31,166
[grunting]
600
00:35:36,791 --> 00:35:38,458
[blowing air]
601
00:35:49,875 --> 00:35:51,958
Check out my Swipe Right Diet online
602
00:35:52,041 --> 00:35:54,708
and join our ever growing team
of salesmen.
603
00:35:54,791 --> 00:35:57,375
Are you seriously recruiting Ma
for your pyramid scheme?
604
00:35:57,458 --> 00:35:58,333
[Sonny] It's not a pyramid scheme, okay?
605
00:35:58,416 --> 00:36:00,583
It's a lucrative
business opportunity for entrepreneurs.
606
00:36:00,666 --> 00:36:01,750
[Monica growls]
607
00:36:02,458 --> 00:36:04,875
Check it out.
I'm very close to Emerald status.
608
00:36:04,958 --> 00:36:08,166
-[Jaya] Mm.
-There's some really attractive people.
609
00:36:08,250 --> 00:36:09,625
-I think-- Is that--
-Get in here!
610
00:36:09,708 --> 00:36:12,208
-[Sonny] Oh, is it mine? Okay!
-Okay, you have to help me take this out.
611
00:36:12,291 --> 00:36:14,083
-Okay. Okay, Jesus!
-You have to help me!
612
00:36:14,166 --> 00:36:15,875
[Sonny] Couldn't you just, like,
play the flute or something?
613
00:36:15,958 --> 00:36:17,250
No, I don't know how to play the flute.
614
00:36:17,333 --> 00:36:18,166
Well, you don't know
how to play this either.
615
00:36:18,250 --> 00:36:21,166
-Yes, I do! I took that one lesson.
-Yeah, whatever.
616
00:36:21,791 --> 00:36:23,041
[Sonny grunts]
617
00:36:23,125 --> 00:36:25,000
-Take your weights with you.
-I will, I will!
618
00:36:26,041 --> 00:36:27,041
[sighs]
619
00:36:32,041 --> 00:36:33,833
You gotta take my mustache!
620
00:36:33,916 --> 00:36:35,958
This is disgusting, what the fuck?
621
00:36:36,041 --> 00:36:40,166
[slow music playing]
622
00:36:42,875 --> 00:36:47,791
[mimicking Chakraborty] My music,
Lily Chakravarty's music, is for lovers.
623
00:36:48,916 --> 00:36:52,291
Kissing in the monstoon f--
[clears throat]
624
00:36:53,083 --> 00:36:57,833
My music,
Lily Chakravarty's music, is for lovers.
625
00:36:58,708 --> 00:37:03,250
A stolen glance
from a second-story window… [chuckles]
626
00:37:03,333 --> 00:37:06,166
…kissing in the monsoon floods,
627
00:37:06,250 --> 00:37:11,000
-romantic candlelight goat curry dinners.
-[instrument playing]
628
00:37:12,083 --> 00:37:14,541
Ah, join me, Lily Chakravarty,
629
00:37:14,625 --> 00:37:17,833
as I sing my hit song that I learned
630
00:37:17,916 --> 00:37:21,083
from Shammi Ji at Hindu temple camp.
631
00:37:21,166 --> 00:37:24,583
He ended up molesting
some of the tween girl campers,
632
00:37:24,666 --> 00:37:25,708
but… [exclaims]
633
00:37:26,458 --> 00:37:29,375
…that is neither here nor there,
you know?
634
00:37:30,250 --> 00:37:33,500
Judge the art, not the artist.
635
00:37:33,583 --> 00:37:36,166
You know, Lily, in this political climate,
you should judge the artist.
636
00:37:36,250 --> 00:37:38,875
[in normal voice] Shut up, Dada!
Just get backstage and remember your--
637
00:37:38,958 --> 00:37:40,958
[Sonny] Okay! Okay, okay, Jesus.
638
00:37:41,041 --> 00:37:42,458
[instrument continues playing]
639
00:37:44,166 --> 00:37:48,875
[singing in English and Hindi]
640
00:37:48,958 --> 00:37:53,208
[Jaya, Monica singing
in English and Hindi]
641
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:13,791
[Sonny] Yep, that definitely sounds
like a child molester song.
642
00:38:13,875 --> 00:38:15,708
-Shh, just get your friggin'--
-[instrument playing]
643
00:38:15,791 --> 00:38:18,375
-You just remember your cues. [hums]
-[Sonny] Okay.
644
00:38:19,625 --> 00:38:20,625
[instrument stops]
645
00:38:23,041 --> 00:38:27,625
[mimicking Chakraborty] It has been an
absolute honor and phenomenal pleasure
646
00:38:27,708 --> 00:38:31,750
to perform for you,
the greatest audience in the world.
647
00:38:31,833 --> 00:38:35,791
Now please enjoy
the soul-stirring bhajan…
648
00:38:38,125 --> 00:38:39,750
[in normal voice]
Can you play the fucking bhajan?
649
00:38:39,833 --> 00:38:41,541
[Sonny] Oh, fuck, dude, I don't know…
650
00:38:41,625 --> 00:38:44,291
[mimicking Chakraborty]
Enjoy the soul-stirring bhajan
651
00:38:44,375 --> 00:38:48,458
as our next entertainers
prepare to dazzle you
652
00:38:48,541 --> 00:38:52,375
with an extraordinary, excellent
finale number.
653
00:38:53,750 --> 00:38:54,750
Namaskar.
654
00:38:55,625 --> 00:38:58,375
-[in normal voice] Can you help?
-Yeah, I thought I was-- I was just…
655
00:38:59,541 --> 00:39:01,708
Finally, you got a--
You got a cue right, finally.
656
00:39:01,791 --> 00:39:06,166
[Monica, Sonny arguing]
657
00:39:08,791 --> 00:39:11,041
Right. I-I gotta get ready.
You gotta go do something.
658
00:39:11,125 --> 00:39:13,958
-Yeah, but we didn't rehearse this.
-Just sing something.
659
00:39:16,416 --> 00:39:17,708
-Oh, fuck.
-[Sonny sighs]
660
00:39:20,958 --> 00:39:26,916
-[Sonny] ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
-[sniffs] Okay, okay. Oh, my God.
661
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:31,416
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
662
00:39:31,500 --> 00:39:32,583
-Okay, I'm ready. I'm ready, shut up.
-♪ Ha-- ♪
663
00:39:32,666 --> 00:39:34,083
Dude, I was-- That was good.
664
00:39:36,333 --> 00:39:37,541
[sweet music playing]
665
00:39:37,625 --> 00:39:41,375
[lip syncing] ♪ La, la, la ♪
666
00:39:43,458 --> 00:39:47,166
[lip syncing] ♪ La, la, la ♪
667
00:39:53,416 --> 00:39:55,416
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
668
00:39:55,500 --> 00:39:57,333
♪ La, la, la, la ♪
669
00:39:57,416 --> 00:39:59,208
♪ La, la, la, la ♪
670
00:39:59,291 --> 00:40:01,083
♪ La, la, la, la ♪
671
00:40:01,166 --> 00:40:03,000
-♪ La ♪-♪ La ♪
672
00:40:03,083 --> 00:40:05,625
♪ La ♪
673
00:40:05,708 --> 00:40:07,250
-Oh, shit!
-You gotta keep going!
674
00:40:07,333 --> 00:40:09,041
-[groaning] Okay! Ow!
-You're not dancing!
675
00:40:09,125 --> 00:40:10,875
-[Sonny, Boony arguing]
-[paper rustling]
676
00:40:10,958 --> 00:40:15,083
Whoa, we are dancing, dancing!
677
00:40:15,166 --> 00:40:18,583
[gentle Hindi song playing]
678
00:40:40,208 --> 00:40:41,541
-[Jaya] Ah, Boony.
-[Monica snickers]
679
00:40:42,250 --> 00:40:43,583
That is not a circle!
680
00:40:44,583 --> 00:40:49,041
That looks like Motu Mamu's belly.
It's small, then very large. [laughs]
681
00:40:49,125 --> 00:40:51,833
[chuckles] You know what?
That does look like Motu Mamu's belly.
682
00:40:51,916 --> 00:40:54,083
-It's lopsided.
-Uh, I'm trying.
683
00:40:54,166 --> 00:40:55,250
You know, it's hard to maintain
684
00:40:55,333 --> 00:40:57,916
the exact same pressure
as it circumvolves.
685
00:40:58,000 --> 00:40:59,458
[Sonny] Mm. [clicks tongue]
686
00:40:59,958 --> 00:41:00,958
You could just say rotate.
687
00:41:01,041 --> 00:41:03,375
All right. No fighting, please.
688
00:41:03,458 --> 00:41:05,375
-Flour is your best friend.
-[Sonny clears throat]
689
00:41:05,458 --> 00:41:07,125
Krista is my best friend.
690
00:41:07,208 --> 00:41:09,875
-And Richie is your boyfriend.
-Shut up!
691
00:41:11,041 --> 00:41:14,250
-Who is Richie? Richie?
-He's just a friend.
692
00:41:14,333 --> 00:41:16,083
[Jaya humming]
693
00:41:17,041 --> 00:41:19,083
If you get pregnant,
do not have an abortion.
694
00:41:19,166 --> 00:41:20,375
-I will raise the baby.
-Ma!
695
00:41:20,458 --> 00:41:22,166
-Oh, my God!
-[laughing]
696
00:41:22,250 --> 00:41:23,958
[Monica] You're so dead!
697
00:41:28,041 --> 00:41:30,583
-[Jaya] Dada, let me taste the shahi.
-Mm. [clears throat]
698
00:41:30,666 --> 00:41:32,000
It's good. It's spicy.
699
00:41:33,375 --> 00:41:34,208
[Jaya] Mm.
700
00:41:38,583 --> 00:41:39,750
Needs more salt.
701
00:41:40,583 --> 00:41:41,416
Really?
702
00:41:43,125 --> 00:41:44,458
-I thought it was pretty--
-[Jaya hums]
703
00:41:44,541 --> 00:41:46,958
-It's pretty--
-[Jaya] You think too much, hm?
704
00:41:47,041 --> 00:41:49,416
All you have is the present.
705
00:41:49,500 --> 00:41:53,208
[in unison] Past is past.
The future is not here.
706
00:41:53,291 --> 00:41:54,916
[Jaya] See? You know.
707
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:58,833
I taught you one thing at least.
[sniffs] Put more salt.
708
00:42:02,583 --> 00:42:03,416
[Sonny sighs]
709
00:42:04,833 --> 00:42:06,458
I was never good enough for you.
710
00:42:09,250 --> 00:42:10,208
Or for Baba.
711
00:42:14,750 --> 00:42:16,250
Boony was always the perfect one.
712
00:42:19,750 --> 00:42:21,291
I'm just your stupid son.
713
00:42:22,208 --> 00:42:24,416
Dada, are you joking?
714
00:42:27,041 --> 00:42:29,750
Hm. When did I say you are stupid?
715
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:33,833
Every day.
716
00:42:35,500 --> 00:42:37,375
It's why I never wanted to come home.
717
00:42:39,125 --> 00:42:42,166
Baba would always ask me
about MBA this and grad school that.
718
00:42:42,833 --> 00:42:46,541
You know, all the other sons
are lawyers, doctors, and engineers.
719
00:42:46,625 --> 00:42:47,625
You know, like Rahul.
720
00:42:48,958 --> 00:42:51,958
-And I'm just a stupid trainer at the gym.
-All right, all right, all right.
721
00:42:52,458 --> 00:42:54,916
You know what, Baba and I,
we made mistakes.
722
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:59,625
And y-you are great. Just as you are.
723
00:43:01,833 --> 00:43:03,208
If I'm so great…
724
00:43:07,958 --> 00:43:09,333
where is my diploma?
725
00:43:13,125 --> 00:43:15,625
Where is my framed graduation picture?
726
00:43:19,958 --> 00:43:22,750
Where is my art work on the fridge, hm?
727
00:43:24,541 --> 00:43:26,208
-Huh?
-[Monica, Jaya gasp]
728
00:43:29,250 --> 00:43:30,166
[sniffles]
729
00:43:39,666 --> 00:43:41,875
Uh, I-I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
730
00:43:41,958 --> 00:43:43,208
Boony! Boony, Boony. [sniffles]
731
00:43:43,291 --> 00:43:44,500
[stammers] These pictures…
732
00:43:45,916 --> 00:43:47,875
They're great, Boony, huh?
733
00:43:47,958 --> 00:43:50,250
I didn't-- I didn't mean to do--
You're such a good artist.
734
00:43:50,333 --> 00:43:54,458
[stammering] They're great,
I didn't mean to…
735
00:43:55,625 --> 00:43:59,750
It's all right. It's all right.
It is a tough day for all of us.
736
00:44:00,791 --> 00:44:03,541
-[crying]
-Oh, baby.
737
00:44:03,625 --> 00:44:05,750
-[sobbing]
-Oh, Dada, no…
738
00:44:05,833 --> 00:44:09,250
-It's-It's okay. It's okay.
-I'm so sorry, I'm sorry.
739
00:44:09,333 --> 00:44:11,708
-[crickets chirping]
-[gentle music playing]
740
00:44:11,791 --> 00:44:12,625
[Jaya] Boony?
741
00:44:13,500 --> 00:44:14,333
Oh, fuck.
742
00:44:17,583 --> 00:44:21,083
-[clears throat]
-[ladder creaking]
743
00:44:21,166 --> 00:44:23,916
-[Jaya pants]
-You should be resting.
744
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:27,958
Well, Dr. Ali says that I should get
some fresh air, so…
745
00:44:28,041 --> 00:44:29,916
[inhales, exhales]
746
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,458
[gentle music continues playing]
747
00:44:45,833 --> 00:44:48,208
Not that the air up here is very fresh.
748
00:44:52,041 --> 00:44:55,125
-Where's Dada?
-He's lying down. He was tired.
749
00:44:56,041 --> 00:44:58,041
There's nothing wrong with getting help.
750
00:44:58,625 --> 00:45:02,666
Yes, Boony, I know, but he is an adult,
and we cannot force him to get medication.
751
00:45:06,666 --> 00:45:07,875
[Monica] I miss Baba.
752
00:45:10,958 --> 00:45:11,833
Me too.
753
00:45:15,125 --> 00:45:17,250
Dada does too, he just…
754
00:45:18,833 --> 00:45:24,666
He acts out when he has emotions.
755
00:45:25,250 --> 00:45:26,125
And you…
756
00:45:26,791 --> 00:45:30,875
You disconnect, you come up here,
you take your marinara.
757
00:45:30,958 --> 00:45:34,291
-[Monica] Marinara?
-Yes, you take your marinara.
758
00:45:34,375 --> 00:45:35,875
What are you talking about…
759
00:45:36,375 --> 00:45:39,083
Oh, marijuana.
760
00:45:39,166 --> 00:45:40,166
-I don't smoke--
-Mm-hm.
761
00:45:43,375 --> 00:45:45,458
Okay, this is the first time I smoked.
762
00:45:47,333 --> 00:45:48,333
[Jaya chuckles]
763
00:45:49,500 --> 00:45:50,333
Okay.
764
00:45:54,500 --> 00:45:56,666
-Hey, can I try?
-Really?
765
00:45:57,666 --> 00:45:58,500
Yeah.
766
00:46:00,833 --> 00:46:03,416
You know, my friends with cancer,
they love it.
767
00:46:03,500 --> 00:46:06,000
And-And it's basically legal, yeah?
768
00:46:08,291 --> 00:46:09,208
Okay.
769
00:46:14,125 --> 00:46:15,375
Okay.
770
00:46:26,916 --> 00:46:30,041
[Jaya chuckling]
771
00:46:31,125 --> 00:46:32,833
-How does it-- [giggles]
-Put it to your lips,
772
00:46:32,916 --> 00:46:34,708
and you just suck it in.
773
00:46:36,833 --> 00:46:38,458
Okay, okay. Not too much, not too much.
774
00:46:38,541 --> 00:46:40,000
That's it. Good.
775
00:46:40,791 --> 00:46:43,958
-[coughing]
-Okay. Are you okay?
776
00:46:44,041 --> 00:46:44,875
Here, here.
777
00:46:46,791 --> 00:46:49,208
[sniffs] It just burns
your throat a little.
778
00:46:49,291 --> 00:46:51,375
-Just…
-[coughs]
779
00:46:55,333 --> 00:46:57,458
[grunting]
780
00:46:58,375 --> 00:47:01,375
This is… weird.
781
00:47:16,291 --> 00:47:17,125
You know…
782
00:47:19,750 --> 00:47:24,750
Dada, he stopped himself this time
before he got violent, that is…
783
00:47:27,166 --> 00:47:28,250
That is progress.
784
00:47:30,041 --> 00:47:31,125
I guess it is.
785
00:47:37,416 --> 00:47:40,291
-Do you have any snacks or…
-Yes.
786
00:47:47,833 --> 00:47:50,166
[gentle music continues playing]
787
00:48:02,208 --> 00:48:03,041
[Jaya chuckles]
788
00:48:04,500 --> 00:48:07,666
-You know, this was Baba's favorite song.
-[chuckles]
789
00:48:08,916 --> 00:48:09,833
Mine too.
790
00:48:12,208 --> 00:48:13,083
[Jaya hums]
791
00:48:16,791 --> 00:48:17,958
-[bell rings]
-[children shout]
792
00:48:18,041 --> 00:48:19,875
[pop music playing]
793
00:48:21,333 --> 00:48:23,333
[door opens]
794
00:48:35,166 --> 00:48:38,833
[girls] ♪ Pile of shit, pile of shit ♪
795
00:48:38,916 --> 00:48:40,000
♪ We're so lit ♪
796
00:48:40,083 --> 00:48:41,541
-♪ And you're a pile of shit ♪
-Stop!
797
00:48:41,625 --> 00:48:43,583
-Stop!
-♪ A pile of shit ♪
798
00:48:43,666 --> 00:48:44,625
♪ We're so lit ♪
799
00:48:44,708 --> 00:48:46,000
-♪ And you're a pile of shit ♪
-Stop! Ugh!
800
00:48:46,083 --> 00:48:48,291
[upbeat music playing]
801
00:48:49,208 --> 00:48:50,375
[Monica] Spoliator.
802
00:48:50,458 --> 00:48:55,583
{\an8}S-P-O-L-I-A-T-O-R. Spoliator.
803
00:48:55,666 --> 00:48:59,208
{\an8}One who plunders, pillages,despoils, or robs.
804
00:48:59,291 --> 00:49:01,958
Dumb brown turd!
Never teaming up with you again.
805
00:49:02,041 --> 00:49:04,791
What the fuck?
Get back here, you little piece of shit!
806
00:49:04,875 --> 00:49:07,333
-[grunts] Come here!
-Let me go!
807
00:49:07,416 --> 00:49:10,333
Not until you promise me
never to fuck with my girl Payal again.
808
00:49:10,416 --> 00:49:14,833
Who, the president
of the role-playing wizard club?
809
00:49:14,916 --> 00:49:16,041
Pile of shit!
810
00:49:16,708 --> 00:49:21,125
Ew, gross!
Fine, fine, I won't mess with her!
811
00:49:24,291 --> 00:49:26,333
Hey, that's mine, give it back!
812
00:49:26,916 --> 00:49:31,125
Just Venmoed Payal a hundred bucks
for that fancy handbook you aggregated.
813
00:49:31,208 --> 00:49:33,625
-[kid grunts]
-Get out of my face.
814
00:49:35,083 --> 00:49:36,208
You're pathetic.
815
00:49:36,291 --> 00:49:40,000
You got nothing else to do
than live at home in your mom's basement
816
00:49:40,083 --> 00:49:43,083
and beat up little kids
in your spare time.
817
00:49:43,875 --> 00:49:45,250
I don't live in the basement!
818
00:49:46,416 --> 00:49:49,458
I'm on the second floor.
I have my own bathroom, you know that.
819
00:49:49,541 --> 00:49:50,541
Let's get your stuff.
820
00:49:53,625 --> 00:49:54,500
You okay?
821
00:49:54,583 --> 00:49:57,916
Yeah. You didn't have to do that.
I can handle them.
822
00:49:58,000 --> 00:49:58,833
I know.
823
00:49:59,583 --> 00:50:02,625
I wish someone had helped me
when I was getting bullied in school.
824
00:50:03,125 --> 00:50:06,583
-Didn't Dada help you?
-Yeah, I guess he did.
825
00:50:07,750 --> 00:50:09,916
Is he still sick?
826
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:11,000
Yeah.
827
00:50:13,083 --> 00:50:14,833
So you got bullied?
828
00:50:14,916 --> 00:50:18,000
Yeah, Annie DiMarco
called me "clam chowder," and it stuck.
829
00:50:18,083 --> 00:50:19,916
-[giggles]
-Oh, you think that's funny?
830
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:21,916
Well, kinda.
831
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:24,750
Clam chowder,
and your last name is Chowdry.
832
00:50:24,833 --> 00:50:26,375
I-I-I like clam chowder.
833
00:50:26,458 --> 00:50:28,291
[Monica] Clam chowder is bomb!
834
00:50:29,375 --> 00:50:30,625
Leslie's right, though.
835
00:50:31,333 --> 00:50:33,625
-I'm dumb.
-You're not dumb.
836
00:50:34,958 --> 00:50:38,833
Now, let's get you home
and get you some new RPG shit.
837
00:50:38,916 --> 00:50:42,000
[acoustic music playing]
838
00:50:55,500 --> 00:50:57,500
[Sonny laughing] I still got it.
839
00:50:58,083 --> 00:50:59,750
Well, yeah, that's the lowest rung.
840
00:51:01,083 --> 00:51:02,041
Do I sniff a challenge?
841
00:51:03,583 --> 00:51:06,583
Gotta defend my title. Next rung.
842
00:51:06,666 --> 00:51:07,875
[Sonny] Gauntlet thrown!
843
00:51:09,458 --> 00:51:10,583
Boony, are you sure?
844
00:51:10,666 --> 00:51:12,708
-Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
-Okay.
845
00:51:12,791 --> 00:51:15,916
Maybe we should advise a doctor
before you jump or something.
846
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:17,375
I don't want you to get hurt.
847
00:51:17,458 --> 00:51:18,500
-Okay.
-I'm just looking out for you.
848
00:51:18,583 --> 00:51:19,666
-Okay.
-[Sonny laughing]
849
00:51:24,250 --> 00:51:26,833
[squeals, laughs] Oh, my God!
850
00:51:26,916 --> 00:51:29,000
Okay, relax, okay?
Don't celebrate just yet.
851
00:51:29,875 --> 00:51:31,083
-Oh, I'm gonna celebrate.
-Okay.
852
00:51:58,625 --> 00:52:00,708
[squeals, laughs]
853
00:52:00,791 --> 00:52:03,041
-Oh, my God!
-You won't be celebrating after this.
854
00:52:03,625 --> 00:52:06,416
-Uh, this should be…
-Oh, you'll never clear that.
855
00:52:06,500 --> 00:52:08,875
This is, like, what?
Like, an inch taller than you?
856
00:52:08,958 --> 00:52:10,791
-What?
-[laughs]
857
00:52:21,625 --> 00:52:24,791
-Oh, shit!
-Oh, shit, I win, I win, I win!
858
00:52:24,875 --> 00:52:26,375
-All right, relax! Okay!
-I win, I win!
859
00:52:26,458 --> 00:52:28,375
-Okay, I-- You win, you win.
-I win, I win, I win!
860
00:52:28,458 --> 00:52:30,875
-You win. You don't need to rub it in.
-Ha-ha!
861
00:52:30,958 --> 00:52:32,916
-Well, yeah, I kind of do.
-[exhales]
862
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:34,708
You're the athlete in the fam.
863
00:52:35,291 --> 00:52:37,250
-[panting]
-I guess.
864
00:52:37,333 --> 00:52:39,291
[both panting]
865
00:52:41,791 --> 00:52:43,583
This is now yours.
866
00:52:43,666 --> 00:52:45,083
What?
867
00:52:46,208 --> 00:52:49,291
Ha-ha! I'm a jump-jump beast!
868
00:52:49,375 --> 00:52:51,416
-[chuckles] That you are.
-[laughs]
869
00:52:56,708 --> 00:52:57,791
You seem better.
870
00:52:58,958 --> 00:53:01,083
Yeah. Uh, I feel better.
871
00:53:02,125 --> 00:53:04,250
Must be that fresh Greensburg air.
872
00:53:04,833 --> 00:53:07,875
[both laugh]
873
00:53:09,583 --> 00:53:12,166
Wait. How come my name's on this?
874
00:53:13,083 --> 00:53:15,208
-Did you let me win?
-It's tea time for Ma.
875
00:53:15,291 --> 00:53:17,375
Yo, yo, I can kick your ass
876
00:53:17,458 --> 00:53:18,500
-fair and square.
-Mm-hm.
877
00:53:18,583 --> 00:53:19,833
-I don't need any special treatment!
-Uh-huh.
878
00:53:19,916 --> 00:53:21,916
-I demand a rematch immediately.
-Uh-huh. [yells]
879
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:26,583
-[chanting in Hindi]
-[sizzling]
880
00:53:52,875 --> 00:53:54,375
[whispers] What do you think he's saying?
881
00:53:55,291 --> 00:53:56,125
Ouch.
882
00:53:57,125 --> 00:54:00,291
[Sonny sighs deeply]
883
00:54:14,250 --> 00:54:17,208
Do you think he uses that
on other fruit sometimes?
884
00:54:18,291 --> 00:54:20,666
Joshi Ji says "chup."
885
00:54:20,750 --> 00:54:23,041
Or Baba's soul will never reach nirvana.
886
00:54:24,916 --> 00:54:27,500
[chanting continues]
887
00:54:33,416 --> 00:54:35,541
I don't think Joshi Ji ever said "chup."
888
00:54:57,333 --> 00:54:58,916
[soft music playing]
889
00:55:14,791 --> 00:55:17,583
[indistinct chattering]
890
00:55:17,666 --> 00:55:19,333
-Yeah. Fill it up.
-[Sonny] Mm-hm.
891
00:55:19,416 --> 00:55:21,125
-All the way. [hisses]
-Okay, auntie.
892
00:55:21,208 --> 00:55:23,541
-Ooh, it's so hot. Mm.
-Okay, that's enough.
893
00:55:24,958 --> 00:55:27,791
-Yo, you want some? You good?
-I'm good.
894
00:55:27,875 --> 00:55:29,416
-Good.
-I'm wired.
895
00:55:29,500 --> 00:55:30,583
No more for you then.
896
00:55:32,583 --> 00:55:33,875
Hey, you want some chai?
897
00:55:34,500 --> 00:55:37,083
Oh, such a gentleman.
898
00:55:37,791 --> 00:55:40,125
Sonny, when are you gonna find a wife?
899
00:55:40,208 --> 00:55:41,416
Oh. [chuckles]
900
00:55:42,875 --> 00:55:46,583
{\an8}[speaking in Hindi]
901
00:55:46,666 --> 00:55:49,625
-[Sonny chuckles]
-[women whooping, laughing]
902
00:55:49,708 --> 00:55:52,041
Well, if she has your genes,
I'm sure she is.
903
00:55:52,125 --> 00:55:54,250
[upbeat music playing]
904
00:55:54,333 --> 00:55:55,500
[Monica] Cabotinage.
905
00:55:56,208 --> 00:56:00,708
{\an8}C-A-B-O-T-I-N-A-G-E.
906
00:56:00,791 --> 00:56:02,125
{\an8}Cabotinage.
907
00:56:02,208 --> 00:56:04,833
{\an8}Behavior befitting a second-rate actor.
908
00:56:04,916 --> 00:56:07,000
{\an8}Obvious playing to the audience.
909
00:56:07,916 --> 00:56:11,041
-Hey, do you got a match for Scramp?
-Let me go!
910
00:56:11,125 --> 00:56:13,041
Well, but, yeah--
But Scramp, you're such a catch.
911
00:56:13,125 --> 00:56:15,000
-[Monica] Stop it!
-Yeah, Boony.
912
00:56:15,083 --> 00:56:17,708
I think it is time for us
to take out the sandesh, no?
913
00:56:18,375 --> 00:56:19,458
Come on. [laughs]
914
00:56:19,541 --> 00:56:21,833
Sonny, I'm on the market. [giggles]
915
00:56:21,916 --> 00:56:23,666
-[Sonny] Oh.
-Like, I'm single.
916
00:56:23,750 --> 00:56:24,875
That's nice.
917
00:56:26,833 --> 00:56:28,166
[water splashing]
918
00:56:30,291 --> 00:56:31,750
Seems like he's doing better.
919
00:56:37,125 --> 00:56:41,041
You know, we all worshiped him
growing up, Sonny Dada.
920
00:56:41,708 --> 00:56:45,666
-Mm-hm.
-He was the only sporty Indian jock.
921
00:56:45,750 --> 00:56:49,500
He lettered in baseball,
tennis, and soccer.
922
00:56:49,583 --> 00:56:50,833
We all wanted to be him.
923
00:56:50,916 --> 00:56:52,208
-[glass crashes]
-[gasps]
924
00:56:53,666 --> 00:56:56,125
-[melancholy music playing]
-[kids laughing]
925
00:57:01,375 --> 00:57:03,250
[glass crashes]
926
00:57:04,166 --> 00:57:05,125
[Baba] What happened?
927
00:57:10,375 --> 00:57:11,416
Who broke the moorti?
928
00:57:13,166 --> 00:57:14,000
Huh?
929
00:57:14,541 --> 00:57:15,625
[yells] Who broke it?
930
00:57:16,125 --> 00:57:17,916
Baba, it was me.
931
00:57:22,375 --> 00:57:24,250
[Baba] Come here. Come here.
932
00:57:27,750 --> 00:57:28,583
[Monica] Sorry.
933
00:57:31,791 --> 00:57:33,833
Oh, shit. Do you guys need help?
934
00:57:34,416 --> 00:57:35,583
Uh, we got it.
935
00:57:36,250 --> 00:57:39,250
You know, Sashi auntie wants to bottle
your chai and sell it at her GNC.
936
00:57:39,750 --> 00:57:42,500
[chuckles] I've been trying
to get Monica to bottle it for years.
937
00:57:42,583 --> 00:57:43,583
She's a no-go.
938
00:57:44,208 --> 00:57:47,333
-Not even for a million dollars?
-Maybe for a million.
939
00:57:47,416 --> 00:57:51,375
-Oh, that's huge. She's negotiating.
-I want 15 percent for brokering the deal.
940
00:57:51,458 --> 00:57:53,208
-Ten.
-[Sonny] Twelve.
941
00:57:53,291 --> 00:57:55,958
-[glass clattering]
-Fine.
942
00:57:56,041 --> 00:57:59,125
-Great!
-[laughs] There we go.
943
00:58:03,875 --> 00:58:06,666
You know, Sonny protected you for so long.
944
00:58:07,291 --> 00:58:09,458
Maybe it's your turn to protect him.
945
00:58:13,625 --> 00:58:14,541
[glass clatters]
946
00:58:17,291 --> 00:58:18,833
[Sonny] Whoo! [sighs]
947
00:58:18,916 --> 00:58:20,750
-Ma, board's ready.
-Mm.
948
00:58:21,583 --> 00:58:22,708
I'm so tired.
949
00:58:23,541 --> 00:58:25,166
Why don't you play with Boony?
950
00:58:26,250 --> 00:58:27,666
[Monica] Carrom dash, huh?
951
00:58:27,750 --> 00:58:29,500
-Baba's favorite game.
-[Monica] Mm.
952
00:58:30,666 --> 00:58:34,041
-I'm kind of tired too.
-No, you can play one game. [grunts]
953
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:39,125
Yeah, come on, Boony.
I'll let you win. [laughs]
954
00:58:39,208 --> 00:58:41,291
I don't need you to let me win.
955
00:58:41,916 --> 00:58:43,000
[speaking Bengali]
956
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:47,166
-Night, Mom.
-Mm.
957
00:58:54,083 --> 00:58:55,083
Ladies first.
958
00:58:55,166 --> 00:58:59,208
I don't see any ladies.
All I see is a bad-ass bitch.
959
00:58:59,291 --> 00:59:01,416
[chuckles] Okay, well, you know what?
960
00:59:01,500 --> 00:59:05,208
Bad-ass bitches go first.
You know what I mean?
961
00:59:08,458 --> 00:59:11,291
[clears throat]
That was pretty good. [chuckling]
962
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:16,375
-Ooh!
-I'm warming up.
963
00:59:16,458 --> 00:59:20,291
-Nice shot, nice shot.
-I'm just warming up. [clears throat]
964
00:59:21,916 --> 00:59:25,250
You know, I have to sell
two more Swipe Right packages
965
00:59:25,333 --> 00:59:26,875
and then I get to Emerald status.
966
00:59:28,166 --> 00:59:29,041
That's cool.
967
00:59:30,916 --> 00:59:33,250
If Ma buys
a Swipe Right package from you…
968
00:59:33,333 --> 00:59:36,208
-[pieces clattering]
-…I swear, I'll just--
969
00:59:36,291 --> 00:59:37,125
I'll…
970
00:59:37,916 --> 00:59:39,375
Uh, what?
971
00:59:40,500 --> 00:59:44,375
Ooh, five points.
972
00:59:44,458 --> 00:59:46,791
-You're on fire.
-Oh, yeah, yeah.
973
00:59:46,875 --> 00:59:51,041
I don't know,
I'll, like, do something wacky.
974
00:59:51,125 --> 00:59:53,291
-Like move to Fiji or something.
-[clatters]
975
00:59:53,375 --> 00:59:54,208
Do it.
976
00:59:55,041 --> 00:59:57,000
What? Move to Fiji? Okay.
977
00:59:57,083 --> 00:59:59,541
No, dummy.
Like, just move out of the house.
978
00:59:59,625 --> 01:00:01,541
Get an apartment
in Pittsburgh or something.
979
01:00:02,416 --> 01:00:07,458
Nah, I like it here. I like helping Ma.
980
01:00:07,541 --> 01:00:09,875
I like making
my students' dreams come true.
981
01:00:09,958 --> 01:00:11,583
Okay, well, what about your dreams?
982
01:00:12,208 --> 01:00:14,583
Boony, you should be working
in some research facility by now,
983
01:00:14,666 --> 01:00:15,750
making six figures.
984
01:00:18,083 --> 01:00:20,041
Yeah, it's like you got this noodle,
985
01:00:20,666 --> 01:00:23,708
but you do not want to boil the water
and you don't want to put the pasta in it
986
01:00:23,791 --> 01:00:25,250
so it cooks and becomes edible.
987
01:00:27,750 --> 01:00:30,958
Are you hungry?
Is that what this vituperation is about?
988
01:00:31,666 --> 01:00:33,416
Are you coming at me
with Missy Elliott lyrics?
989
01:00:33,500 --> 01:00:35,041
No one's perfect, okay?
990
01:00:38,041 --> 01:00:40,708
I wanna climb up that ladder one day
and you're not there.
991
01:00:41,791 --> 01:00:44,333
I want to see the walls
empty of all your pictures.
992
01:00:47,333 --> 01:00:48,291
I want to see your paints gone.
993
01:00:50,083 --> 01:00:55,541
I wanna not see the creepy eyes
of that fugly rabbit of yours.
994
01:00:55,625 --> 01:00:57,666
My rabbit's not fugly.
995
01:00:59,083 --> 01:01:01,250
[clattering]
996
01:01:01,333 --> 01:01:02,916
-Oh!
-Does that me-- Does that count?
997
01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:04,166
-Yes! [laughs]
-You shot off half the pieces
998
01:01:04,250 --> 01:01:05,125
off the board!
999
01:01:06,041 --> 01:01:09,000
-Insouciant.
-Definition, please.
1000
01:01:09,666 --> 01:01:12,500
[Monica] Light-hearted concern,
nonchalance.
1001
01:01:12,583 --> 01:01:14,250
Uh, language of origin?
1002
01:01:14,333 --> 01:01:15,583
[Monica] French and Latin.
1003
01:01:16,291 --> 01:01:18,958
-Are there any alternate pronunciations?
-No.
1004
01:01:19,833 --> 01:01:22,708
-[sighs] Part of speech?
-Adjective.
1005
01:01:23,500 --> 01:01:26,750
-Can you please repeat the word?
-Insouciant.
1006
01:01:26,833 --> 01:01:28,208
Insouciant.
1007
01:01:28,291 --> 01:01:31,375
I-N-S-O-U…
1008
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:36,125
C-E-N-T.
1009
01:01:36,208 --> 01:01:37,083
Insouciant.
1010
01:01:37,916 --> 01:01:39,625
That is correct.
1011
01:01:40,416 --> 01:01:44,416
It is A-N-T. Not correct at all.
1012
01:01:44,500 --> 01:01:47,041
-Why can't you be more like Adithi?
-Mrs. Gandhi, just--
1013
01:01:47,125 --> 01:01:48,916
And you!
What the hell are we paying you for?
1014
01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:50,666
You're supposed to teach her
the correct spelling.
1015
01:01:50,750 --> 01:01:53,875
I know, I know, it just takes Payal
a little more time to learn--
1016
01:01:53,958 --> 01:01:56,583
Well-- [scoffs] Well, of course,
all learning, it takes time,
1017
01:01:56,666 --> 01:01:59,500
but you're teaching her to lie
to her mother, her family.
1018
01:02:00,333 --> 01:02:02,125
I don't wanna do the spelling bee!
1019
01:02:02,791 --> 01:02:04,291
What did you say?
1020
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:07,791
I don't want to do it.
1021
01:02:07,875 --> 01:02:10,125
Payal, you will do the spelling bee!
1022
01:02:12,125 --> 01:02:14,250
If she doesn't want to do
the spelling bee this year,
1023
01:02:14,333 --> 01:02:16,541
then maybe we can just prep her
for next year.
1024
01:02:16,625 --> 01:02:18,500
Oh, no, no, no, no,
she will do it this year
1025
01:02:18,583 --> 01:02:20,208
and go all the way to national.
1026
01:02:20,291 --> 01:02:21,541
And if she doesn't win this year,
1027
01:02:21,625 --> 01:02:23,541
then we'll do it again next year
and the year after that.
1028
01:02:23,625 --> 01:02:24,500
It just doesn't seem--
1029
01:02:24,583 --> 01:02:29,250
Monica, you can be as much of a failure
as you want to in your own life.
1030
01:02:29,333 --> 01:02:32,875
Your mother really let you run wild,
especially after Radesh died,
1031
01:02:32,958 --> 01:02:35,958
but you leave my daughter
out of your willy-nilly influence.
1032
01:02:36,458 --> 01:02:38,666
-I just don't--
-This is it for today's session.
1033
01:02:38,750 --> 01:02:41,333
I'm only paying you
out of respect for Jaya Didi.
1034
01:02:42,625 --> 01:02:44,250
We no longer need your services.
1035
01:02:45,083 --> 01:02:46,750
[poignant music playing]
1036
01:02:52,708 --> 01:02:54,625
-[clatters, whirrs]
-[clicks tongue]
1037
01:02:54,708 --> 01:02:58,625
[Sonny] BCAs… [mumbling]
1038
01:03:08,250 --> 01:03:09,958
-Hey.
-[Sonny] Oh, hey.
1039
01:03:13,791 --> 01:03:17,041
-What's this?
-Oh, it's just, uh, some event swag.
1040
01:03:17,958 --> 01:03:20,083
-A water bottle.
-Yeah, actually, it's really cool.
1041
01:03:20,166 --> 01:03:22,416
You can put hot water
or cold water in there,
1042
01:03:22,500 --> 01:03:23,416
and it stays the temperature.
1043
01:03:23,500 --> 01:03:24,333
-Cool.
-Yeah.
1044
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:50,500
Why would you send me this card?
1045
01:03:52,041 --> 01:03:54,416
Oh, I don't know.
I guess I thought it was funny.
1046
01:03:57,250 --> 01:03:58,458
But I don't like yoga.
1047
01:03:58,541 --> 01:04:00,541
[unsettling music playing]
1048
01:04:02,750 --> 01:04:05,791
Oh, I thought you liked to work out, so…
1049
01:04:05,875 --> 01:04:07,000
I hate yoga.
1050
01:04:09,708 --> 01:04:11,333
[stammers] I'm not even flexible.
1051
01:04:13,333 --> 01:04:15,625
I mean, you…
1052
01:04:16,666 --> 01:04:18,291
You know I don't like yoga.
1053
01:04:18,375 --> 01:04:20,666
I mean, I like girls in yoga pants, but…
1054
01:04:23,416 --> 01:04:25,000
I told you I don't like yoga.
1055
01:04:25,708 --> 01:04:26,708
[paper rustling]
1056
01:04:30,625 --> 01:04:34,166
-Sonny Chowdry.
-[unsettling music continues]
1057
01:04:34,250 --> 01:04:36,791
Sunny is a girl's name.
1058
01:04:36,875 --> 01:04:38,666
Sonny is not a girl's name.
1059
01:04:40,416 --> 01:04:42,666
[Sonny] Why does everyone think
Indians love yoga, okay?
1060
01:04:42,750 --> 01:04:43,916
Yoga is the worst!
1061
01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:46,666
Yoga is for girls.
1062
01:04:47,625 --> 01:04:49,833
Hm? Yoga is for girls.
1063
01:04:49,916 --> 01:04:51,083
This is your fault.
1064
01:04:51,166 --> 01:04:53,833
[stammering] This is all your fault.
1065
01:04:53,916 --> 01:04:55,875
Okay, Dada, come here, huh?
1066
01:04:55,958 --> 01:04:59,458
-Come here.
-No, no, no. Yoga is for girls.
1067
01:05:00,750 --> 01:05:04,125
And Sonny is a stupid name for a boy.
1068
01:05:04,208 --> 01:05:07,625
-You can change your name.
-No, no, no. Okay?
1069
01:05:07,708 --> 01:05:09,666
Because they made fun of me.
1070
01:05:10,291 --> 01:05:13,958
Because I had a girl's name.
1071
01:05:15,375 --> 01:05:18,500
And I am a boy!
1072
01:05:19,333 --> 01:05:22,125
I am a boy, okay?
1073
01:05:22,916 --> 01:05:25,833
And yoga is for girls.
1074
01:05:26,666 --> 01:05:30,125
They called me Sunshine, okay?
1075
01:05:30,791 --> 01:05:32,250
This is your fault.
1076
01:05:32,958 --> 01:05:34,791
This is Baba's fault.
1077
01:05:34,875 --> 01:05:37,083
Baba and I, we made mistakes,
1078
01:05:37,166 --> 01:05:39,166
uh, we didn't understand…
1079
01:05:39,958 --> 01:05:41,666
and we're sorry, I'm so sorry.
1080
01:05:41,750 --> 01:05:43,458
Baba is so sorry.
1081
01:05:43,541 --> 01:05:45,500
-Huh?
-[sobbing]
1082
01:05:45,583 --> 01:05:48,041
It's not your fault, Dada.
1083
01:05:48,125 --> 01:05:50,000
[sobs, sniffles]
1084
01:05:51,541 --> 01:05:52,708
[Baba] Who's gonna pay for that moorti?
1085
01:05:52,791 --> 01:05:54,416
-[slaps]
-[Sonny crying]
1086
01:05:54,500 --> 01:05:55,541
[Baba] Where is your pay
for moorti, huh? Huh?
1087
01:05:55,625 --> 01:05:57,000
-[slaps]
-[Sonny screams]
1088
01:05:57,083 --> 01:05:58,750
-[Baba] Huh?
-[Sonny crying]
1089
01:05:58,833 --> 01:06:00,291
-[Baba] You pay for it!
-[Sonny screams]
1090
01:06:00,375 --> 01:06:03,291
-Will you buy another moorti, huh?
-[Sonny wailing]
1091
01:06:03,375 --> 01:06:05,458
[Baba] Bloody useless! Useless!
1092
01:06:06,250 --> 01:06:07,500
[Jaya] Enough, Baba!
1093
01:06:08,041 --> 01:06:09,666
[Monica] Bewusstseinslage.
1094
01:06:09,750 --> 01:06:14,958
A state of consciousness or a feelingdevoid of sensory components.
1095
01:06:15,041 --> 01:06:16,750
Bewusstseinslage.
1096
01:06:18,291 --> 01:06:20,583
-[grunts] Fuck!
-[objects clatter]
1097
01:06:20,666 --> 01:06:22,458
[Sonny panting] No, no!
1098
01:06:22,541 --> 01:06:26,458
-[shuddering, crying]
-[Jaya murmuring]
1099
01:06:26,541 --> 01:06:29,166
I love you so much. I love you.
1100
01:06:29,250 --> 01:06:34,083
They called me Sunny Sunshine.
This is your fault!
1101
01:06:34,166 --> 01:06:37,208
-[Jaya thuds]
-Mom! What did you do?
1102
01:06:37,875 --> 01:06:39,875
[Dada] Mom, Mom! [stammering] Mom!
1103
01:06:39,958 --> 01:06:44,250
[sobs] Ma! Ma, come on, wake up!
1104
01:06:44,333 --> 01:06:47,625
Word, word, word. [echoing]
1105
01:06:54,666 --> 01:06:56,666
[upbeat music playing]
1106
01:06:56,750 --> 01:06:58,208
[Monica] Callipygian.
1107
01:06:58,291 --> 01:07:03,041
{\an8}C-A-L-L-I-P-Y-G-I-A-N.
1108
01:07:03,125 --> 01:07:04,291
{\an8}Callipygian.
1109
01:07:04,375 --> 01:07:06,541
{\an8}Having well-shaped buttocks.
1110
01:07:11,208 --> 01:07:12,458
Monica, Sonny?
1111
01:07:13,291 --> 01:07:14,583
I'm Dr. Chiou.
1112
01:07:14,666 --> 01:07:16,125
-[Monica] Is she okay?
-Yes.
1113
01:07:16,208 --> 01:07:18,208
Your mother has a mild concussion.
1114
01:07:18,291 --> 01:07:19,291
We wrapped her head.
1115
01:07:19,375 --> 01:07:20,416
Give her plenty of rest,
1116
01:07:20,500 --> 01:07:22,458
and she'll be fully recovered
in a couple days.
1117
01:07:22,541 --> 01:07:23,875
-[Sonny sighs]
-She can go home today.
1118
01:07:23,958 --> 01:07:25,041
Thank God.
1119
01:07:26,375 --> 01:07:28,250
What about her hypothyroidism?
1120
01:07:29,416 --> 01:07:30,708
Hypothyroidism?
1121
01:07:30,791 --> 01:07:33,708
Her fibromyalgia
developed into hypothyroidism
1122
01:07:33,791 --> 01:07:34,958
almost a month ago.
1123
01:07:37,375 --> 01:07:39,291
Your mother has a clean bill of health.
1124
01:07:40,375 --> 01:07:43,791
Her medical history shows no record
of either of those diseases
1125
01:07:43,875 --> 01:07:46,208
or any disease for that matter.
1126
01:07:50,333 --> 01:07:52,208
[paper rustling]
1127
01:07:52,291 --> 01:07:55,541
Sonny, your mother called
your previous therapist, Dr. Goodwin?
1128
01:07:56,166 --> 01:07:59,333
I spoke to him myself.
He'd love to see you again.
1129
01:08:00,375 --> 01:08:02,666
[pensive music playing]
1130
01:08:16,708 --> 01:08:18,791
[Sonny] Hey, Boony, are you--
Are you up there?
1131
01:08:19,958 --> 01:08:20,875
Can I come up?
1132
01:08:21,708 --> 01:08:24,083
-[ladder creaking]
-Okay.
1133
01:08:26,041 --> 01:08:27,791
So the other day,
1134
01:08:27,875 --> 01:08:30,041
I went to the Westmoreland Mall
and I saw Larry Hawkins.
1135
01:08:30,125 --> 01:08:32,750
He still works at Sbarro's.
I mean, I can't believe it.
1136
01:08:32,833 --> 01:08:35,458
I'd be so sick of pizza
if I worked there since high school.
1137
01:08:35,541 --> 01:08:37,083
You need professional help, Dada.
1138
01:08:38,541 --> 01:08:39,666
This isn't a joke.
1139
01:08:43,875 --> 01:08:48,750
Look, uh, Boony, I'm really sorry
about what happened to Ma, but I--
1140
01:08:48,833 --> 01:08:50,791
[stammering] You know,
everything's okay, right?
1141
01:08:50,875 --> 01:08:52,500
And I'm fine.
1142
01:08:52,583 --> 01:08:53,541
No, you're not.
1143
01:08:55,583 --> 01:08:56,750
I'm not crazy.
1144
01:08:59,333 --> 01:09:02,916
I can't be in your life
if you're not on any medication.
1145
01:09:03,875 --> 01:09:05,541
-I'll--
-I just can't. I can't.
1146
01:09:07,458 --> 01:09:08,333
I'm fine.
1147
01:09:11,416 --> 01:09:12,916
You have to go.
1148
01:09:14,041 --> 01:09:16,250
Go make, like, Emerald level status
1149
01:09:16,333 --> 01:09:18,500
or whatever the fuck it is
you do with your life, okay?
1150
01:09:18,583 --> 01:09:21,083
Just, like, don't come back.
Leave us alone.
1151
01:09:40,333 --> 01:09:41,333
[sniffles]
1152
01:10:14,916 --> 01:10:17,833
♪ …reminds me ♪
1153
01:10:17,916 --> 01:10:22,791
♪ You took your things outEven stole a lie ♪
1154
01:10:22,875 --> 01:10:24,208
♪ And left me here… ♪
1155
01:10:24,291 --> 01:10:27,500
-[grunts, pants]
-[laughs]
1156
01:10:27,583 --> 01:10:29,333
-Okay, ready? Good.
-Yeah.
1157
01:10:29,416 --> 01:10:31,458
-Yeah, yeah.
-[song stops]
1158
01:10:32,083 --> 01:10:34,916
"Swish Swish Max"? Can you handle it?
1159
01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:36,833
-You know I can.
-[chuckles]
1160
01:10:36,916 --> 01:10:39,041
-I don't know if I can.
-Thanks.
1161
01:10:39,625 --> 01:10:42,833
-For what?
-For being the best bestie.
1162
01:10:42,916 --> 01:10:46,416
[clicks tongue] Mon, you never told anyone
when I peed in my pants on 1-19,
1163
01:10:46,500 --> 01:10:48,291
-walking home from Park N Pool…
-[laughing]
1164
01:10:48,375 --> 01:10:49,875
…in fourth grade.
1165
01:10:49,958 --> 01:10:51,625
I told Oreo.
1166
01:10:51,708 --> 01:10:55,416
And I forgive you for tattling on me
to my cocker spaniel.
1167
01:10:55,500 --> 01:10:58,250
-May he rest in peace.
-Oh, RIP Oreo.
1168
01:10:58,333 --> 01:11:01,250
-But you know I got your back.
-I know.
1169
01:11:01,333 --> 01:11:02,250
-Always.
-Always.
1170
01:11:03,666 --> 01:11:05,833
[chuckles] Stop trying to distract me.
1171
01:11:05,916 --> 01:11:07,625
-[video game beeping]
-Come on. Okay.
1172
01:11:07,708 --> 01:11:12,458
-♪ I fly like a dream when you open… ♪
-[door opens, closes]
1173
01:11:12,541 --> 01:11:14,250
[both giggling]
1174
01:11:14,333 --> 01:11:16,208
Huh? What? Hi, how…
1175
01:11:16,291 --> 01:11:18,458
-How did you get in here?
-[song stops]
1176
01:11:18,541 --> 01:11:20,125
The door was open.
1177
01:11:20,208 --> 01:11:22,875
These jagoffs stopped in at Jay's,
and they were asking about you.
1178
01:11:22,958 --> 01:11:25,541
Well, I was asking about you.
1179
01:11:25,625 --> 01:11:28,666
Yes. [moans]
1180
01:11:32,041 --> 01:11:33,416
[whispering] I got you.
1181
01:11:34,208 --> 01:11:35,458
[Krista giggling]
1182
01:11:37,958 --> 01:11:38,875
[Richie chuckles]
1183
01:11:41,166 --> 01:11:43,083
-[grunting]
-[fizzles]
1184
01:11:50,375 --> 01:11:51,208
[bottles clink]
1185
01:11:54,916 --> 01:11:55,875
[clicks tongue] Ah.
1186
01:11:57,291 --> 01:11:59,166
-[sniffs]
-I, um…
1187
01:11:59,833 --> 01:12:01,541
I go back to Detroit on Sunday.
1188
01:12:02,125 --> 01:12:03,958
-Cool.
-Yeah.
1189
01:12:04,041 --> 01:12:05,750
[in animated voice]
Back to the grind, Richie!
1190
01:12:05,833 --> 01:12:08,541
-[chuckles, in normal voice] Sorry.
-[chuckles]
1191
01:12:08,625 --> 01:12:09,916
Okay.
1192
01:12:10,958 --> 01:12:13,000
Um, you know what, you should…
1193
01:12:14,291 --> 01:12:15,208
You should come visit.
1194
01:12:15,291 --> 01:12:18,375
It's only a two and a half hour drive
from Cleveland.
1195
01:12:19,958 --> 01:12:21,666
Oh. Oh, Krista told me you were moving.
1196
01:12:21,750 --> 01:12:23,333
Congrats on the job, by the way.
1197
01:12:23,416 --> 01:12:27,333
Yeah, I'm, you know, still kind
of on the fence about it.
1198
01:12:28,125 --> 01:12:30,000
I have a shit-ton of stuff
going on around here,
1199
01:12:30,083 --> 01:12:32,458
and wouldn't wanna cancel my students.
1200
01:12:32,541 --> 01:12:35,166
Well, the ones I have left anyway.
1201
01:12:39,958 --> 01:12:40,791
Okay.
1202
01:12:50,541 --> 01:12:54,333
-[Richie groans, grunts]
-[birds chirping]
1203
01:12:56,333 --> 01:12:58,541
-[Sonny coughing]
-[bottle clinks]
1204
01:12:58,625 --> 01:13:00,125
O-Oh, shit, shit.
1205
01:13:00,208 --> 01:13:01,708
-Uh, good morning, sir!
-Shut up.
1206
01:13:01,791 --> 01:13:02,750
Yes, sir.
1207
01:13:03,916 --> 01:13:05,541
-You should probably…
-Uh, nah, I should--
1208
01:13:05,625 --> 01:13:07,541
-Yeah, I should, um…
-[Sonny] That's a great idea.
1209
01:13:07,625 --> 01:13:09,125
Thank you so much.
1210
01:13:09,708 --> 01:13:11,666
Grab this right here, and, uh…
1211
01:13:11,750 --> 01:13:13,666
Mm. Okay, bye.
1212
01:13:15,625 --> 01:13:19,041
[door opens, closes]
1213
01:13:19,125 --> 01:13:20,458
[pills rattling]
1214
01:13:47,833 --> 01:13:49,500
I'll never forgive you for this.
1215
01:13:50,458 --> 01:13:53,833
[melancholy song playing]
1216
01:14:26,000 --> 01:14:26,875
[car door opens]
1217
01:14:40,833 --> 01:14:42,750
-[dog barking]
-You're not supposed to be here.
1218
01:14:43,250 --> 01:14:44,375
I hate her.
1219
01:14:45,208 --> 01:14:46,041
I know.
1220
01:14:51,708 --> 01:14:52,708
Got you something.
1221
01:15:05,041 --> 01:15:06,041
Thank you.
1222
01:15:10,416 --> 01:15:15,083
How come you're so nice to me
but not nice to Dada?
1223
01:15:22,583 --> 01:15:25,000
-[knocking on door]
-[Monica] Dada, are you in there?
1224
01:15:25,916 --> 01:15:29,208
Cracked open a couple Thums Up,
and set up carrom dash.
1225
01:15:29,291 --> 01:15:32,500
-For a rematch before we go out to eat.
-[doorknob clicking]
1226
01:15:32,583 --> 01:15:34,500
[Monica] I still maintain
that I didn't cheat,
1227
01:15:34,583 --> 01:15:37,458
but if the only way to prove it to you
is a rematch, I'm game.
1228
01:15:39,791 --> 01:15:44,541
Um, you know, it's cool.
We can always play later.
1229
01:15:45,166 --> 01:15:46,291
Totally cool.
1230
01:16:05,250 --> 01:16:08,125
[Jaya] …and also because I thoughtto myself, you know,
1231
01:16:08,208 --> 01:16:10,500
this is a good opportunity
to have a vacation.
1232
01:16:10,583 --> 01:16:13,333
So then I called Dr. Ali,
1233
01:16:14,208 --> 01:16:15,875
and she agreed to help me.
1234
01:16:18,625 --> 01:16:23,166
Ma, what you did,
faking being on your death bed,
1235
01:16:23,250 --> 01:16:25,833
is literally like one
of those Bengali soap operas
1236
01:16:25,916 --> 01:16:27,291
you're so obsessed with.
1237
01:16:27,375 --> 01:16:29,625
Where do you think I got the idea from?
1238
01:16:31,500 --> 01:16:33,125
It's reassuring to know
which side of the family
1239
01:16:33,208 --> 01:16:35,375
we inherited the bizarre from.
1240
01:16:35,958 --> 01:16:39,208
[Jaya] Mm, we need to make sure
you take the bread home
1241
01:16:39,291 --> 01:16:40,875
in a doggy bag, huh?
1242
01:16:40,958 --> 01:16:43,750
Why would you order another basket
if you weren't gonna eat it?
1243
01:16:44,583 --> 01:16:45,708
I am going to eat it.
1244
01:16:46,666 --> 01:16:48,166
Tomorrow morning for breakfast.
1245
01:16:51,041 --> 01:16:53,166
Dada, Dada, let's…
1246
01:16:53,750 --> 01:16:57,625
Let's tell them
it's your birthday. [giggling]
1247
01:17:01,625 --> 01:17:02,458
Boony…
1248
01:17:08,666 --> 01:17:09,750
I have a headache.
1249
01:17:12,208 --> 01:17:14,916
You know what,
we'll take the rest of this to-go,
1250
01:17:15,833 --> 01:17:17,208
then we'll go home, no?
1251
01:17:18,125 --> 01:17:19,166
Mm.
1252
01:17:19,250 --> 01:17:22,833
But you love telling them
it's your birthday.
1253
01:17:22,916 --> 01:17:25,000
They come over,
and they sing that stupid song,
1254
01:17:25,083 --> 01:17:27,041
and they have the cake
with the one candle in it,
1255
01:17:27,125 --> 01:17:30,250
and you hate cake,
so you give me the cake, and then…
1256
01:17:32,416 --> 01:17:34,416
[upbeat song playing]
1257
01:17:35,333 --> 01:17:36,416
[Monica] Prosopopoeia.
1258
01:17:36,500 --> 01:17:41,000
{\an8}P-R-O-S-O-P-O-P-O-E-I-A.
1259
01:17:41,083 --> 01:17:42,666
{\an8}Prosopopoeia.
1260
01:17:42,750 --> 01:17:46,541
{\an8}A figure of speech in which an imaginedor absent person or thing
1261
01:17:46,625 --> 01:17:48,458
{\an8}is represented as speaking.
1262
01:17:49,666 --> 01:17:52,000
[music fades]
1263
01:17:53,250 --> 01:17:54,208
My head hurts.
1264
01:17:56,375 --> 01:17:57,208
Pretty bad.
1265
01:17:59,541 --> 01:18:00,375
Really bad.
1266
01:18:07,416 --> 01:18:08,583
Dada's tired.
1267
01:18:14,166 --> 01:18:17,166
-So when's your going away party?
-What do you mean?
1268
01:18:17,250 --> 01:18:20,958
You can take the job now.
There's no Jaya to look after.
1269
01:18:23,166 --> 01:18:26,041
-Dada's on his meds.
-That's good, right?
1270
01:18:27,625 --> 01:18:29,750
He's there, but he's not, like, there.
1271
01:18:30,541 --> 01:18:35,416
The lamictal-lithium combo
just kills his personality.
1272
01:18:35,500 --> 01:18:37,541
I get it now. I get why he hates the meds.
1273
01:18:37,625 --> 01:18:39,625
Mon, it's okay.
1274
01:18:39,708 --> 01:18:41,583
He sleeps all the time.
1275
01:18:41,666 --> 01:18:44,291
Even when he's awake,
it's like he's asleep.
1276
01:18:44,375 --> 01:18:47,083
I Googled
into bipolar black hole last night,
1277
01:18:48,166 --> 01:18:52,625
and I saw the definition with him.
1278
01:18:53,291 --> 01:18:54,500
Around your brother?
1279
01:18:55,500 --> 01:18:57,041
He's not a stranger.
1280
01:18:57,833 --> 01:18:58,791
Exactly.
1281
01:19:00,500 --> 01:19:04,541
It was normal,
but then it just got all blurry.
1282
01:19:04,625 --> 01:19:05,708
It's never blurry.
1283
01:19:06,458 --> 01:19:10,291
Okay, first of all,
you have to get the fuck off Google.
1284
01:19:10,875 --> 01:19:15,708
And second of all, at rehab,
we addicts were fed all kinds of pills.
1285
01:19:15,791 --> 01:19:17,250
I went through, like, six different pills
1286
01:19:17,333 --> 01:19:22,583
before one didn't make me
absolutely insane or fat or nauseous.
1287
01:19:23,083 --> 01:19:24,166
But he hates me.
1288
01:19:24,250 --> 01:19:27,500
No, his body is just figuring things out
right now.
1289
01:19:28,458 --> 01:19:31,541
If you're worried, get involved.
Call his doctor.
1290
01:19:32,041 --> 01:19:34,083
Maybe there's another pill he can take.
1291
01:19:34,666 --> 01:19:35,500
Maybe.
1292
01:19:36,416 --> 01:19:39,291
Yeah, if he even wants me involved.
1293
01:19:39,375 --> 01:19:42,750
Do not let Sonny's thing
be another excuse.
1294
01:19:43,291 --> 01:19:45,125
You can't just take care of people
your whole life
1295
01:19:45,208 --> 01:19:46,791
without taking care of yourself.
1296
01:19:50,375 --> 01:19:54,333
-Cleveland sucks though.
-[chuckling] Well, so do the Browns.
1297
01:19:54,916 --> 01:19:56,583
But the job doesn't.
1298
01:19:56,666 --> 01:19:59,916
I mean, think of all those shiny beakers
and petri dishes
1299
01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:01,875
and microscopes you'll get to play with.
1300
01:20:02,916 --> 01:20:03,750
Yeah.
1301
01:20:05,083 --> 01:20:06,833
Oh, hold on.
1302
01:20:14,416 --> 01:20:16,791
-I know it's not V-Day…
-[chuckles]
1303
01:20:16,875 --> 01:20:20,208
…but I thought you could use
some old-school Wombat love tonight.
1304
01:20:21,083 --> 01:20:24,291
-I do not deserve you.
-Yes, you do.
1305
01:20:24,375 --> 01:20:25,416
I know.
1306
01:20:26,041 --> 01:20:28,750
I didn't mean that,
it just felt like something I should say.
1307
01:20:33,583 --> 01:20:36,916
[both] Wombat rules for life! [chuckling]
1308
01:20:39,291 --> 01:20:43,333
Oh, I know. You're allergic to flowers.
1309
01:20:43,416 --> 01:20:46,791
[man] Payal, if you spell
this next word correctly,
1310
01:20:46,875 --> 01:20:52,375
we will declare you the 2020
Harold Junior High Spelling Bee champion.
1311
01:20:54,000 --> 01:20:55,791
Morosoph.
1312
01:20:55,875 --> 01:20:57,750
Definition, please.
1313
01:20:57,833 --> 01:21:01,541
Morosoph is a philosophical
or learned fool.
1314
01:21:02,333 --> 01:21:06,583
-Language of origin?
-Obsolete French and Greek.
1315
01:21:07,250 --> 01:21:10,333
Are there any alternate pronunciations?
1316
01:21:10,875 --> 01:21:13,583
-[man] Just the one.
-Part of speech?
1317
01:21:13,666 --> 01:21:14,500
[man] Noun.
1318
01:21:15,458 --> 01:21:17,583
Can you please repeat the word?
1319
01:21:18,958 --> 01:21:20,333
Morosoph.
1320
01:21:21,416 --> 01:21:22,541
Morosoph.
1321
01:21:23,541 --> 01:21:26,333
M-O-R…
1322
01:21:37,291 --> 01:21:39,125
I don't give a fuck.
1323
01:21:39,208 --> 01:21:41,166
-Morosoph.
-[people gasping]
1324
01:21:41,250 --> 01:21:43,625
[man] That is absolutely not correct!
1325
01:21:43,708 --> 01:21:45,833
Payal, goodness gracious, take your seat.
1326
01:21:46,666 --> 01:21:52,291
Derek, you are the 2020
Harold Junior High Spelling Bee champion,
1327
01:21:52,375 --> 01:21:55,875
which means you're gonna be going
to the regionals next month in Harrisburg.
1328
01:21:55,958 --> 01:21:59,375
-[people applauding]
-[door opens, closes]
1329
01:22:15,416 --> 01:22:16,291
[door closes]
1330
01:22:45,708 --> 01:22:49,333
[birds chirping]
1331
01:23:10,291 --> 01:23:12,791
[Dr. Goodwin] So, that's all the time
we have today.
1332
01:23:14,166 --> 01:23:15,875
Sonny didn't even say anything.
1333
01:23:18,958 --> 01:23:20,750
I don't have anything to say to you.
1334
01:23:30,750 --> 01:23:31,791
Why did you come?
1335
01:23:33,791 --> 01:23:34,791
Because you wanted me to.
1336
01:23:35,916 --> 01:23:37,166
That was last time.
1337
01:23:38,333 --> 01:23:39,166
I know.
1338
01:23:40,125 --> 01:23:41,583
I'm sorry. I was scared.
1339
01:23:46,166 --> 01:23:47,666
Not to blame you for anything,
1340
01:23:49,166 --> 01:23:53,375
but that's when I convinced myself
that I wasn't bipolar, that I was cured.
1341
01:23:56,916 --> 01:23:58,333
I was afraid you were gonna love me less
1342
01:23:58,416 --> 01:24:00,708
because you thought I was
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest.
1343
01:24:00,791 --> 01:24:03,208
I fucking love you so much.
1344
01:24:04,416 --> 01:24:06,541
I hated not talking to you.
1345
01:24:07,458 --> 01:24:08,791
You're my big Dada.
1346
01:24:09,791 --> 01:24:13,625
Then this thing,
this invisible disease just took over,
1347
01:24:13,708 --> 01:24:18,250
and I felt like the old you died
and some stranger just took your place.
1348
01:24:18,333 --> 01:24:20,708
It's still me. It's still your big Dada.
1349
01:24:23,041 --> 01:24:24,041
I was just ashamed
1350
01:24:24,125 --> 01:24:26,666
because I didn't understand
what was happening to me.
1351
01:24:26,750 --> 01:24:28,500
And after everything with Baba, I…
1352
01:24:29,333 --> 01:24:31,416
I just didn't want to hurt anyone else,
so I just stayed away.
1353
01:24:31,500 --> 01:24:33,625
I thought that was the best thing
for everybody.
1354
01:24:33,708 --> 01:24:34,708
I missed you.
1355
01:24:35,250 --> 01:24:36,166
I missed you too.
1356
01:24:38,208 --> 01:24:39,416
I know I let you down.
1357
01:24:40,583 --> 01:24:41,541
My little Boony…
1358
01:24:43,333 --> 01:24:45,541
[sighs] I just thought if I ignored it
1359
01:24:46,500 --> 01:24:50,166
and pretended like nothing was wrong,
it would all just magically go away.
1360
01:24:50,875 --> 01:24:51,750
Me too.
1361
01:24:53,041 --> 01:24:53,916
[Monica sniffles]
1362
01:25:01,750 --> 01:25:03,416
[leaves rustling]
1363
01:25:03,500 --> 01:25:08,208
And now, Boony, you take
the sindoor, and phota it on Dada.
1364
01:25:10,666 --> 01:25:12,333
Dada has to phota me first.
1365
01:25:12,416 --> 01:25:14,041
That is not bhaiphota.
1366
01:25:14,125 --> 01:25:15,625
This is so sexist.
1367
01:25:15,708 --> 01:25:18,833
How come Indians celebrate a Brothers Day,
but not a Sisters Day?
1368
01:25:19,375 --> 01:25:21,416
-[chuckling]
-Ugh. Forget it.
1369
01:25:21,500 --> 01:25:23,708
Hey, hey, hey, just-- Just sit down.
1370
01:25:23,791 --> 01:25:26,625
Sit down, sit down. I'll do it, okay?
I'll phota you first.
1371
01:25:26,708 --> 01:25:28,708
It can be Brother and Sister Day.
1372
01:25:28,791 --> 01:25:33,750
-Oh, Hindu gods are so chill.
-Very chill.
1373
01:25:36,208 --> 01:25:38,208
[chants in Hindi]
1374
01:25:39,000 --> 01:25:41,250
Ma, I just feel like you're just pulling
those chants out of your ass.
1375
01:25:41,333 --> 01:25:45,125
Don't say that A. I hate that A.
1376
01:25:45,208 --> 01:25:47,833
Did you know the definition
of a male donkey is…
1377
01:25:49,208 --> 01:25:51,000
[Monica, Sonny] Ass!
1378
01:25:51,083 --> 01:25:54,791
-Do the phota!
-[Monica, Sonny chuckling]
1379
01:25:56,833 --> 01:25:58,500
Mine looks better though, right?
1380
01:25:59,416 --> 01:26:01,125
-You could tell us. Tell us the truth.
-Y-- No!
1381
01:26:01,208 --> 01:26:02,916
We're old. We're old enough.
We can handle it.
1382
01:26:03,000 --> 01:26:04,125
Who-- Which one's better?
1383
01:26:05,500 --> 01:26:08,458
-I don't choose between my children.
-[laughing] Ha, bullsh--
1384
01:26:08,541 --> 01:26:11,125
[upbeat music playing]
1385
01:26:32,416 --> 01:26:33,250
[groans]
1386
01:26:44,958 --> 01:26:45,875
[car horn honking]
1387
01:26:53,708 --> 01:26:55,166
I'll see you in Cleveland.
1388
01:27:23,666 --> 01:27:25,750
[laughing]
1389
01:27:26,625 --> 01:27:28,875
[birds chirping]
1390
01:28:18,250 --> 01:28:19,250
[music ends]
1391
01:28:22,708 --> 01:28:24,250
["Bracelets" by Mini Dresses playing]
1392
01:30:57,625 --> 01:30:59,208
[song fades]
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