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NARRATOR".
A picturesque day in Gotham city.
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Even more picturesque than usual.
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And in one of the many picturesque art galleries
where culture-loving Gothamites gather...
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Are you interested in purchasing
the painting, sir?
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Not for myself.
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But my employer, millionaire Bruce Wayne...
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is very interested
in acquiring an original Muzzy.
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Oh, you don't say. Well, then perhaps
you'd like to meet the artist himself.
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- It would be a pleasure.
- No sooner said than done.
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This way.
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- Mr...
- Alfred will do.
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Mr. Alfred, allow me to present
Mr. Oliver Muzzy, beloved American artist.
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It's an honor.
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Hey, this an outrage.
An outrage against art.
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An insult, I say.
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Oh, ha-ha-ha!
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Ugliness, monstrosity, horribility. Ha, ha.
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Look at that.
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You call that art?
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And this thing. Pah!
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Disgusting. Oh, ho, ho.
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And this, worse and worse.
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Oh, this ugliness must be destroyed.
Ha, ha.
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Down with ugliness. Away with dullness.
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Take this. Take this and that. Ha-ha-ha!
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Take that.
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Take that.
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Fiend. Monster.
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I'd appreciate your mentioning it
to Mr. Wayne at once.
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- All right, Alfred. I'll tell him right away.
- Thank you, madam.
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Take that, take that and that.
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Aunt Harriet.
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Oh, Bruce, Alfred just called
from the Park gallery.
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He's found a painting
he thinks you'll be very interested in.
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- Mm-hm.
- It's called, uh, "The Laughing Man."
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Well, that sounds very interesting,
Aunt Harriet.
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Dick and I will go down
and have a look at it now.
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Oh, I do hope you like it, Bruce.
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- The Laughing Man?
- That's Alfred's way of telling us...
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that one of Gotham City's arch villains
is at Park Gallery right now.
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Holy tip-off, Joker.
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Exactly, and I think you better continue
your education at the Park Gallery as Robin.
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To the Bat-poles.
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What happened to the signs, Bruce?
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Alfred removed them
to put a new coat of paint.
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Good old, Alfred.
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- Batman. Thank heavens.
- Unh!
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Stay back, you caped clunk-heads
or I'll turn you into a paisley shawl.
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From the stains on your gun barrel, I'd say
you're using very soft bullets these days.
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Ugh. Internal injuries. I'm going to die.
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I hope you do, you finagling fiend.
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Batman, did you see
what he did to the pictures?
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Priceless works of art destroyed forever.
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Think of the loss to posterity
and the loss to my profits.
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Yes, the damage is irreparable.
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But at least you can be sure the Joker won't
be doing any more decorating for a long time.
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He's destroyed the work
of America's most beloved artists.
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Shut up, you bubbling buffoon.
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I have been trying to paint
this modern stuff for years.
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I could never get the hang of it.
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All I could ever draw is stupid looking
farm boys and puppy dogs.
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Now this, ha, ha, this is art.
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Mr. Joker, let me congratulate you.
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Your work is magnificent.
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Holy hoaxes.
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Ha-ha-ha. Oh, well, excuse my appearance,
Mr. Muzzy...
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but, yes, these uncultured boobs
have no appreciation for fine art.
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Obviously.
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By the way, Mr. Joker, would you consider
sharing the credits for those paintings?
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- After all, mine are underneath.
- Why not? Ha, ha!
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A 50-50 split. I mean co-authorship.
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Oh, thank you, thank you.
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Peasant. Philistine. Ha-ha-ha.
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Well, what can you expect from a man who
appears in public in such a ridiculous outfit?
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There, Batman, now you're wearing
an original Joker, signed by the artist.
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Ha-ha-ha!
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Come, boys. Let's leave this zoo
full of bourgeois baboons.
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And henceforth, Batman,
stay out of art galleries, hmm?
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Ooh, ha-ha-ha!
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Are we just going to let him walk
out of here?
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We have no choice, Robin.
He's committed no crime.
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As a matter of fact, he's increased
the value of these paintings.
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I think we should discuss this
with Commissioner Gordon.
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The nerve of that clown.
Paint all over your shirt.
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Batman, you should have cracked
his pate for him.
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His damage to me is unimportant,
Chief O'Hara.
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What concerns us is his potential damage
to Gotham City.
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I'm sure Joker has some larger scheme
of which this only the first step.
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You're right, Batman.
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That crook has something up his sleeve
besides his elbow.
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I'd suggest putting some extra guards
at all the museums, commissioner.
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What about some of the valuable
private collections?
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Right, Boy Wonder.
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You keep them under close surveillance,
Chief O'Hara.
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I'll watch over them like a mother hen,
commissioner.
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That's about all we can do
until Joker makes a move.
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To the Batcave, Robin.
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I'm sorry
about not having a clean costume, sir.
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I meant to wash them, but I've been so busy
trying to get the Bat-poles repainted.
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First things first, Alfred.
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Batman, there's an interesting notice in the
current issue of the Gotham City Art News.
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Mm.
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That is interesting.
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- Yes, commissioner.
- A bit of news, Batman.
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Believe it or not, the Joker has been invited to
enter the Gotham City International Art Contest.
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Yes, I just found out about it myself.
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I plan to have 50 plainclothesmen
at the contest, Batman.
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That's likely to put Joker on his guard,
commissioner.
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Perhaps it would be wiser
to plant just one man there.
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Preferably a man who knows
Baby Jane Towser...
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the wealthy young socialite
who organized the contest.
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Yeah, I've got it.
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Bruce Wayne, the millionaire
philanthropist.
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He's cooperated with us many times
in the past...
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and travels in the same social
circles as Towser.
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Excellent idea, commissioner.
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I suggest that you call Mr. Wayne immediately
and apprise him of the situation.
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Right, Batman.
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Why is Joker entering that contest?
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Especially since they're not offering
a cash prize.
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NARRATOR". And so the next day
at the Gotham City Art Center...
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Ladies and gentlemen...
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before we begin Gotham City's
International Art Contest...
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I'd like to introduce the five
world famous artists who are competing.
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The renowned Spanish artist,
well known for his pink and blue periods...
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Mr. Pablo Pincus.
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I'm sure you all know our American artist,
Mr. Jackson Potluck.
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The noted Italian artist...
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painter of the world famous fresco
Midnight Snack...
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Leonardo Davinsky.
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And the Dutch artist,
founder of the Neo Gamon School of Art...
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Mr. Vincent Van Gauche.
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And now, finally, Gotham City's
own entry in the art contest...
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the Joker.
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How can they clap for that crook?
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Don't forget, Dick, this is a hometown
crowd and Joker is from Gotham City.
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The artists have three minutes
to complete a painting.
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At the end of that time, the judges will
select a winner and award the grand prize.
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Ready, artists? On your mark, get set...
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Modern art tends
to be rather unrestrained, Dick.
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- Unrestrained?
- Yes.
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Governor Stonefellow should declare
this place a disaster area.
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- Isn't it magnificent?
- Glorious.
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Joker, the time is almost up
and you haven't started your painting.
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Started? My dear, I've almost finished.
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Oh, yes, every line in place,
every color balanced.
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Just needs one more little touch.
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Now, gentlemen, let us consider
the works of these marvelous artists.
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Interesting use of color.
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A fine example of, uh, neorealism.
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Ah. Excellent harmonic composition.
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A fine study in abstract.
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What is that?
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My painting is titled,
Death of a Mauve Bat.
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Where is the bat?
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Well, the bat, gentlemen, is dead.
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It died in 1936, a very bad year for bats.
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Of course, the bat is dead. It's symbolic.
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Symbolic of what?
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The emptiness of modern life. What else?
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Gentlemen, come with me.
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There's absolutely no doubt
about who the winner is.
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- I kind of like what the monkey did.
- I think our decision should be unanimous.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
I'm very pleased to announce...
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that the winner of the Gotham City
International Art Contest is the Joker.
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Joker's painting, Death of a Mauve Bat...
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will hang in an honored place
in the Gotham City Museum.
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- I don't believe it, Bruce.
- As winner of the grand prize...
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I would like to announce the opening
of a new school for aspiring artists...
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where I personally will instruct my
students in the secrets of modern art.
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Yes, applications for the Joker Art Institute
are now being accepted by my assistants.
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Sorry, millionaires only, please.
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I want to be the very first student
in your art school...
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you big hunk of genius, you.
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Well, of course, my dear.
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Your filthy rich daddy
is several times a millionaire, I believe.
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Oh, yes, I'm the heiress
to the paperclip fortune, you know?
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Oh, well, sign right here, please.
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I begin to see Joker's plan.
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He wins the contest
so he can start an art school.
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In which he enrolls only millionaires.
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In which case, he should welcome
millionaire Bruce Wayne as a student.
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Joker, I'd like to enroll
in your new art institute.
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Well, if it isn't billionaire, Bruce Wayne,
the wealthy philanthropist.
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Consider yourself enrolled.
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Aren't you going to give me a test
to see whether I have talent?
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Oh, the rich, the well-born and the able,
Mr. Wayne, all have talent.
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Especially the rich.
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We're getting a good strong signal from
that homing device Bruce has in his pocket.
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The Bat-radarscope indicates
that he's at Location RIP-478.
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- Please check that on the Batcomputer, Alfred.
- Very good.
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Location RIP-478 is a building
on Eleanor Place.
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Bruce is carrying a miniature
Bat-communicator under his jacket lapel.
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He'll let us know if Joker tries anything.
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Good morning, dear students. Good morning.
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My, but it's good to see
you all working so diligently. Ha-ha-ha.
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Oh, we are a happy cheery group, aren't we?
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Oh, today's lesson is in
still-life sculpture.
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I shall walk around you
and give you my criticism as you work.
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Oh, very good, Mrs. Putney. Very good.
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Oh, but this orange is not quite right.
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Oh, Joker, that's not an orange.
It's a pear.
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Oh, but of course, Mrs. Putney. Of course.
Ha-ha-ha.
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Well, keep up the good work.
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Ooh, ha, ha! Well, you're making splendid
progress, Mrs. Van Dormer.
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Yeah. Ew. Ha-ha-ha.
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Oh, yes, now stick to it. Stick to it.
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Well, now, barbed wire is the medium
of the future, Mrs. Runcilmeyer.
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But that is no way to make a banana.
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Now that is a banana.
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Baby Jane? Baby Jane?
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- How do you like my work?
- Oh, fine. First rate.
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Fruitiest sculpture I ever saw.
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But I'm not sculpting the fruit.
I'm sculpting you.
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- Me?
- Didn't you recognize it?
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Oh, but of course I recognize it. Ha-ha-ha.
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I just didn't realize I was so handsome.
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Ew.
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Well, that's terrible. Terrible, Wayne.
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Why, even a 3-year-old
could do better than that.
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Here, let me show you.
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- Oh, there. That's more like it. Ha, ha.
- Yes, I see what you mean.
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That's about the level of a 3-year-old.
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I do the jokes around here, Wayne.
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I'd say that was one of your better ones.
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Oh, you're very funny, Wayne.
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But the joke's on you.
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Come in, boys.
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No heroics, Wayne,
or the women might get hurt.
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I should have known someone like you
would hide behind the women.
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- Joker, how could you?
- Ah, tut, tut, my dear.
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We artists should not be judged
by ordinary standards.
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We're a very special breed.
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00:19:32,485 --> 00:19:34,862
You're a special breed, all right.
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Oh, button your lip, Wayne,
or you'll be buttoning your shroud.
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00:19:39,617 --> 00:19:43,579
You'll all be happy to learn ransom notes
have already been sent to your families.
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You each own a valuable
renaissance art collection...
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which will be delivered to me
in exchange for your lives.
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Tie them up.
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00:19:58,428 --> 00:19:59,721
Something's wrong, Alfred.
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00:19:59,929 --> 00:20:02,932
It's not like Joker to go this long
without trying some underhanded trick.
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- Yes, commissioner?
- Oh, Boy Wonder?
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00:20:08,479 --> 00:20:12,400
I'm afraid we've put our friend,
Bruce Wayne, in terrible danger.
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Joker's kidnapped the art class
and sent out ransom notes.
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- We don't even know where he's holding them.
- Holy hostage.
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I think Batman and I can find him,
commissioner.
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00:20:21,075 --> 00:20:22,910
- Will you need help?
- We can handle it.
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00:20:23,077 --> 00:20:26,539
If the police show up,
innocent people might be hurt.
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00:20:26,706 --> 00:20:30,626
Something must have happened
to Bruce's Bat-communicator, Alfred.
250
00:20:30,835 --> 00:20:33,087
I'd better get down
to Joker's studio right away.
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You stay here and watch the Bat-radarscope
in case Joker moves while I'm en route.
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00:20:37,508 --> 00:20:39,135
I'll take the emergency Bat-tunnel.
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It comes out on Highway One
and I can catch a bus to Gotham City.
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00:20:43,973 --> 00:20:46,392
Your families had better
send the loot pretty soon...
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or you'll all find yourself
at the bottom of the river.
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Even me, Joker?
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00:20:51,355 --> 00:20:54,233
Oh, I'm sorry, my dear,
but business is business.
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Mm. And as for you, Wayne,
I hope your family doesn't deliver.
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00:21:00,948 --> 00:21:04,285
I'd enjoy dropping you in the drink.
Ha-ha-ha!
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00:21:04,452 --> 00:21:06,579
I hope you're better at
that than at painting.
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00:21:06,788 --> 00:21:09,540
Oh, you go too far, Wayne. You go too far.
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00:21:09,707 --> 00:21:11,375
- Joker.
- What?
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00:22:26,617 --> 00:22:31,205
The nerve of that rich smart aleck, thinking
he could match wits with me, the Joker.
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00:22:31,414 --> 00:22:34,542
- Why ain't Batman here, Joker?
- Because he's afraid of me, you dolt.
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00:22:34,709 --> 00:22:38,963
Yes, I knew the day would come
when his spine would turn to Bat-jelly.
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00:22:39,171 --> 00:22:44,135
Yes, I'm only sorry he isn't here to enjoy
a special surprise I cooked up for him.
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Yes.
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00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:47,597
But Bruce Wayne will do as a substitute.
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00:22:47,763 --> 00:22:51,684
I'm beginning to dislike him
as much as Batman.
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My newest artistic creation, the Mobile.
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Too bad that chicken-hearted Batman
isn't here to die on it.
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Batman is no more afraid of you
than he is a flea.
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00:23:08,868 --> 00:23:11,162
And I know Batman well enough
to be sure of it.
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00:23:11,329 --> 00:23:13,956
Ah, no use trying to alibi for him.
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00:23:14,165 --> 00:23:17,043
The Caped Crusader
has turned Cowled Coward.
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00:23:17,251 --> 00:23:18,961
Yes. Ha-ha-ha.
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00:23:19,170 --> 00:23:24,008
And you'll soon discover that the Mobile
is very mobile. Yes.
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00:23:24,216 --> 00:23:28,804
As soon as I leave here, I will activate
a motor that will start it rotating.
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00:23:29,013 --> 00:23:36,020
Yes. Let's see how long you can dodge these
razor sharp palette knives, Boy Bumpkin.
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00:23:51,452 --> 00:23:54,705
Holy hamburger,
I'll be cut to pieces by these blades.
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00:23:54,914 --> 00:23:58,918
Stay with it, old chum,
while I try to loosen these ropes.
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00:24:05,091 --> 00:24:08,970
But by the time you're free,
there'll be nothing left of me.
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