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In any ecosystem,
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you'll find a delicate balance
between predator and prey.
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Some well-known predators
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include Panthera leo,
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Ursus arctos,
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and star of the
1987 film Predator,
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Predator.
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Now, examples of prey
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include Oryctolagus cuniculus,
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Gallus gallus domesticus,
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and weighing in at 58 pounds
soaking wet,
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Diminutive homo novus...
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curiously, a close relative
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of Gallus gallus domesticus.
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Cooper.
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Your stop.
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Would you mind dropping me off
closer to my house?
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You know I'm not allowed
to do that.
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What if I did your taxes?
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Sorry, kiddo.
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I could've gotten you
a nice refund.
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The perilous journey
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from the bus stop
to my front door
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was 97.5 meters.
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FYI, insisting on using
the metric system
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in East Texas is another reason
I was hunted by predators.
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Homo novus needs a Yoo-hoo.
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Jiu-jitsu?
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I've decided
to learn self-defense.
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- Why?
- I'm quite small,
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and will be for several years,
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maybe even more
if I'm a late bloomer.
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Your dad's big,
maybe you'll take after him.
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We both like my mom.
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I think that's where
the similarities end.
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You know, one of
the books mentioned
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a Vietnamese martial art.
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Vovinam. I'm a blue belt.
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- Wow.
- Don't be impressed.
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It's what you get when
your mom buys the uniform.
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Do you remember any of it?
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I don't even know
where the belt is.
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The book says jiu-jitsu
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is based on using
your attacker's
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momentum against them.
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It's just physics. Come at me.
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Like, run at you?
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Well, I'm new to this,
so maybe just walk quickly.
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And what happens
when I get to you?
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I'll use your inertia
to take you down.
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Okay.
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And when does inertia
take me down?
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Any second.
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I don't understand.
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I'm using physics.
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This leg lock is called
an Outside Ashi Garami.
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What happens next?
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That depends,
is this your foot or mine?
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Cooper. Your stop.
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Ahh.
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I bowled a new high
score last night.
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Nice.
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- I got two turkeys.
- What's a turkey?
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It's three strikes
in a row.
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Why do they call it a turkey?
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Well, when they first
invented bowling,
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they used to just throw
frozen turkeys at the pins.
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Eventually,
they switched to balls
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to cut down on the smell.
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Why you lying to her?
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I find it keeps
my mind sharp.
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Sheldon, breakfast!
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Be right there!
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Sheldon!
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Coming!
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Hello.
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Shelly,
you all right?
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Yes.
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I must be a little sore
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from doing jiu-jitsu
with Tam yesterday.
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Why were you doing jiu-jitsu?
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We're boys.
Roughhousing is what we do.
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- What was that?
- What was what?
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That sound.
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What sound?
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What's all this?
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An extra layer
of protection.
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Protection from what?
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Sweetie, is someone
bothering you?
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- Yes.
- Who is it?
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I'd rather not talk about it.
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No, I want a name
right now.
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Mary.
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Have you been hurting him?
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Only with my words.
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Tell me who
it is, Shelly.
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Mary, slow down.
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Don't tell me
to slow down.
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- Someone is bullying him.
- Okay.
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Okay.
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Sheldon, you can't go to school
wearing all that.
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Go to your room and take it off.
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Yes, sir.
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You go with him.
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But my cereal's gonna get soggy.
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Go.
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I'd like one nice morning.
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Why aren't you
more upset about this?
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I am. I just think we should
proceed with caution.
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- Someone is hurting our son.
- I understand.
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But handling bullies
is tricky. It...
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It's easy to
make things worse.
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And what makes you the expert?
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Honey, I was a bully.
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He's right.
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You get involved in this
in the wrong way,
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and they'll take it out
on Sheldon.
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Well, I'm sorry,
but I can't just stand by.
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Georgie, I need to talk
to you, and wake up,
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you're gonna be late.
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Got it covered.
I slept in my clothes.
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Oh, Lord. Look, somebody has
been picking on your brother.
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You know anything
about it?
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No.
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You better not be
covering for anybody.
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I'm not. Most kids
at school ignore him,
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and the girls
all think he's cute.
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It's kind of annoying.
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Well, I need you
to look after him.
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Why?
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Because I'm your mother,
and I'm asking you nicely.
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What if I don't want to?
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I don't care, you're doing it.
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How was that nice?
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So there I was flying
above the city,
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but when I woke up,
I couldn't fly.
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That's like the dream you had
where you were dating Madonna,
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but when you woke up,
you weren't.
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Exactly.
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You ever have the ones where
your teeth are falling out?
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Better my teeth
than my hair, but...
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- Sheldon?
- Over here.
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- What are you doing?
- Hiding.
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From who?
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Is Billy the one
giving you trouble?
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No.
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His dad?
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No.
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No...
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She's a demon.
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The little Sparks girl?
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You're kidding.
She seems so sweet.
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He says she slaps him around,
takes his lunch money.
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She even put a tadpole
down his shirt.
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Poor kid,
he tucks in those shirts.
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- She looks harmless.
- She's cute.
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So she probably gets
away with stuff.
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I'm like that.
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I wonder if stray cats
poop in that sandbox.
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George.
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You need to talk
to her parents.
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Me? Why me?
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Because you're more
intimidating than me.
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That's rich.
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Hey, Billy.
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Hello, Missy's dad.
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- Is your father home?
- Yes.
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Could you get him for me?
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Happy to.
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Dad, it's Missy's dad!
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He's also Sheldon's dad!
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Well, howdy, neighbor.
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Hey, Herschel.
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What brings you by?
Chickens too loud?
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- Nah, they been fine.
- Good, good.
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Fried up the noisy one
last week.
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That shut him up.
Anyway, how can I help?
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Uh, well...
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It's come to my
attention that, uh...
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Sheldon's run into a bit
of trouble with your daughter.
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What kind of trouble?
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He says she been beating on him.
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- My Bobbi?
- Yeah.
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This one? The six-year-old?
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Bobbi, get over here!
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You realize I've taken dumps
bigger than this kid.
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- Hi, Daddy.
- Hey, babydoll, uh,
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Mr. Cooper says that you've
been picking on Sheldon.
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- Now, is that true?
- No, Daddy.
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Are you sure?
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Okay, go wash up
for dinner.
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I don't know what
to tell you, George.
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I mean, is it,
is it possible
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your son has a
little crush on her?
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Oh, I don't think
he's wired that way.
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Oh, are you saying
that he's a...
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No, no, I'm saying he's
a bookworm.
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Unless she's math or a
dictionary, he ain't interested.
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- Mm.
- Yeah.
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Thanks for hearin' me out.
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Your wife sent you over here,
didn't she?
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I don't want
to talk about it.
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I bet she did!
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Not talkin' about it!
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Tell her I said hi!
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How'd it go?
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Uh, good. Yeah.
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I handled it.
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Oh, thank the Lord.
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Yeah. Me and the Lord.
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Team effort.
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Hello, Bobbi.
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You told on me.
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Well, actually,
my brother
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figured it out, so, technically,
I would argue that I didn't.
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Doesn't matter.
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Uh, I should let you know,
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I've read a book
on jiu-jitsu.
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And I'm prepared
to throw it at you.
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Shelly, it's just Bactine.
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Aah!
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I didn't even put it
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on you yet.
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You want to tell me
what happened?
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Bobbi Sparks
came into the garage...
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And she attacked you?
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Not exactly.
I tried to use jiu-jitsu on her,
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but I tripped and fell.
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Aw, baby. I'm so sorry
you're havin' to deal with this.
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It's okay.
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German philosopher
Friedrich Nietzsche said,
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"That which does not kill us
makes us stronger."
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And do you feel stronger?
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No.
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How are the knees?
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Better, thank you.
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Good.
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And regarding this jiu-jitsu
stuff, you should know
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that a man's not supposed
to raise his hand to a woman.
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Oh, I won't. I don't want
to hurt myself again.
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Did you ever have a bully
when you were growing up?
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Have you met your grandma?
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I thought you said
you handled it next door.
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I did say that.
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Where you goin'?
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To handle it.
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Should've been you
in the first place.
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What?
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Good luck!
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Way to go, Scooby!
That's my newshound!
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Missy, I could
really use your help.
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With what?
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I'm being bullied
by Bobbi Sparks.
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Hilarious. Go on.
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Madame Doo!
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That's me!
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Mom says a man should never
raise his hand to a woman.
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But I believe I've
found a loophole.
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You're a woman, so
you're allowed to hit her
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as much as you want.
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Why would I do that?
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Because I'm willing to pay you.
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How much?
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00:13:15,296 --> 00:13:17,214
My life savings,
four dollars.
265
00:13:17,757 --> 00:13:18,758
That's a good start.
266
00:13:19,216 --> 00:13:21,385
Now, let's talk TV privileges.
267
00:13:21,635 --> 00:13:22,636
What do you want?
268
00:13:23,053 --> 00:13:25,222
Complete control
every afternoon for two months.
269
00:13:25,431 --> 00:13:27,475
That's when
Professor Proton is on.
270
00:13:27,892 --> 00:13:30,060
I know. Sucks for you.
271
00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:38,194
I'm on fire!
272
00:13:41,322 --> 00:13:42,239
Hello, Brenda.
273
00:13:42,448 --> 00:13:43,741
Oh, hey, Mary.
274
00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:44,700
How many lanes you need?
275
00:13:44,909 --> 00:13:47,036
Actually, I'm here
to talk to you.
276
00:13:47,787 --> 00:13:49,663
Seems that our kids
are havin' a little problem.
277
00:13:50,039 --> 00:13:51,874
Yeah. Herschel told me.
278
00:13:52,249 --> 00:13:53,584
Oh, good, good.
279
00:13:53,793 --> 00:13:56,003
So, I was wondering what
you're plannin' to do about it,
280
00:13:56,212 --> 00:13:58,506
'cause the situation doesn't
seem to be gettin' any better.
281
00:13:58,923 --> 00:14:00,257
Well, if you haven't noticed,
282
00:14:00,549 --> 00:14:02,176
I'm at work right now.
283
00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:04,094
I see that.
284
00:14:04,303 --> 00:14:05,596
But you understand
285
00:14:05,805 --> 00:14:07,765
that your daughter's being
abusive to my son.
286
00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:11,143
Well, maybe your son needs
to grow a pair.
287
00:14:11,519 --> 00:14:12,937
And in due time, he will.
288
00:14:13,145 --> 00:14:14,647
But right now, I expect you
289
00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:16,732
to teach your children
how to behave.
290
00:14:19,068 --> 00:14:20,903
Connie Tucker
to the front desk, please.
291
00:14:21,445 --> 00:14:22,613
Connie Tucker.
292
00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:24,240
Why are
you calling her?
293
00:14:24,448 --> 00:14:26,283
You say my daughter's
harassing your son.
294
00:14:26,492 --> 00:14:29,036
Well, her daughter's
harassing me.
295
00:14:30,162 --> 00:14:30,955
Hey, Mary.
296
00:14:31,163 --> 00:14:33,123
- What are you doin' here?
- Well,
297
00:14:33,332 --> 00:14:35,960
I was hopin' to have a rational
conversation about Shelly,
298
00:14:36,168 --> 00:14:37,962
but there's only one person
being rational.
299
00:14:38,170 --> 00:14:39,839
Uh, and it ain't you.
300
00:14:40,381 --> 00:14:41,882
Could you excuse us
for just a minute?
301
00:14:45,511 --> 00:14:47,137
Do you understand
that you are in the place
302
00:14:47,346 --> 00:14:49,431
where I socialize three
to four days a week?
303
00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:51,934
So you care more about bowling
than your grandson?
304
00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:53,060
Of course not.
I'm just saying
305
00:14:53,269 --> 00:14:55,145
maybe there's a better way
to go about it.
306
00:14:55,354 --> 00:14:57,606
Now, I'm warnin' you,
Brenda is one mean...
307
00:14:57,940 --> 00:14:59,191
I know you don't like
bad language,
308
00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:01,777
but we are in a bowling alley...
one mean bitch.
309
00:15:02,027 --> 00:15:04,196
Well, I can be mean, too.
310
00:15:05,197 --> 00:15:06,740
Okay, you listen to me.
You get your kid
311
00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:07,992
in line or I...
312
00:15:09,243 --> 00:15:10,327
What are you doing?
313
00:15:10,536 --> 00:15:11,245
Get out of here.
314
00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:12,872
This is my place of business.
315
00:15:14,623 --> 00:15:16,584
And now I see
where your daughter gets it.
316
00:15:16,792 --> 00:15:17,668
You know what?
317
00:15:17,877 --> 00:15:19,461
I have been nothin' but nice
318
00:15:19,670 --> 00:15:21,589
to you and your family
since the day y'all moved in,
319
00:15:21,797 --> 00:15:22,798
and I'm over it.
320
00:15:23,215 --> 00:15:24,550
Watching you walk
around all holier
321
00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:25,968
than thou, like you're better
322
00:15:26,176 --> 00:15:27,970
than everyone else.
Well, guess what,
323
00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:29,471
you're not.
324
00:15:31,891 --> 00:15:33,559
I'm gonna pray for you.
325
00:15:37,813 --> 00:15:40,190
She says that to me
all the time.
326
00:15:40,733 --> 00:15:42,359
I'm not even sure she does it.
327
00:15:53,579 --> 00:15:54,246
How'd it go?
328
00:15:54,455 --> 00:15:55,831
I don't want
to talk about it.
329
00:15:56,749 --> 00:15:58,292
Is that pine?
330
00:15:58,584 --> 00:15:59,752
We're not talkin' about it.
331
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,921
And you get that!
332
00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:09,762
- Herschel.
- Hey, George.
333
00:16:09,970 --> 00:16:11,221
It has come to my attention
334
00:16:11,430 --> 00:16:13,933
that your wife went to speak
with my wife
335
00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:15,601
at her place of work,
336
00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:17,686
- and, uh...
- She send you over here?
337
00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:20,773
Uh, the-the important thing is
that I'm here to tell you
338
00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:23,651
that, uh, Mary's behavior
was inappropriate.
339
00:16:24,526 --> 00:16:25,277
You know, it's interesting.
340
00:16:25,486 --> 00:16:27,321
When I came to your house,
you were laughin',
341
00:16:27,571 --> 00:16:28,405
and...
342
00:16:28,614 --> 00:16:30,157
now you're all serious.
343
00:16:30,783 --> 00:16:31,450
Why is that?
344
00:16:32,201 --> 00:16:33,285
What do you say
we go talk about this
345
00:16:33,494 --> 00:16:35,037
somewhere
a little more comfortable?
346
00:16:35,245 --> 00:16:36,664
Who's at the door?
347
00:16:47,383 --> 00:16:48,467
Make yourself at home.
348
00:16:48,676 --> 00:16:49,969
Oh, boy.
349
00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:51,220
You hang out in here?
350
00:16:51,428 --> 00:16:52,221
Sure.
351
00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:53,472
Once you get used to the smell,
352
00:16:53,681 --> 00:16:55,391
it's not so bad.
353
00:16:55,599 --> 00:16:56,809
I coach a high
school football team.
354
00:16:57,017 --> 00:16:58,143
This smells like petunias.
355
00:16:58,352 --> 00:16:59,770
I like to...
356
00:16:59,979 --> 00:17:02,314
take a break
from the family and...
357
00:17:02,523 --> 00:17:04,817
come out here
and watch the games.
358
00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:06,360
Ooh!
359
00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:09,989
Your wife don't mind?
360
00:17:10,322 --> 00:17:11,073
She don't know.
361
00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:12,366
She's scared
to death of chickens.
362
00:17:12,574 --> 00:17:14,284
- Is that right?
- Once I found out,
363
00:17:14,493 --> 00:17:16,662
buildin' this coop
was a no-brainer.
364
00:17:26,130 --> 00:17:27,047
You were gone so long.
365
00:17:27,256 --> 00:17:28,382
How did it go?
366
00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:30,175
Well...
367
00:17:31,010 --> 00:17:32,052
One lump or two?
368
00:17:32,261 --> 00:17:33,470
Two, please.
369
00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:35,931
Billy?
370
00:17:36,390 --> 00:17:38,058
Why would I want
lumpy tea?
371
00:17:39,393 --> 00:17:40,269
Isn't he pretty?
372
00:17:40,477 --> 00:17:41,353
Very pretty.
373
00:17:41,812 --> 00:17:43,022
I feel pretty.
374
00:17:50,863 --> 00:17:51,905
I handled it.
375
00:17:52,322 --> 00:17:53,824
Thank you so much.
376
00:17:54,033 --> 00:17:55,659
We're family. It's what we do.
377
00:18:00,831 --> 00:18:03,375
Listen, I'm sorry my wife
went down to the bowling alley.
378
00:18:03,584 --> 00:18:06,462
Please, I'm sorry Brenda
made me come to your door.
379
00:18:06,670 --> 00:18:07,379
I'm not.
380
00:18:07,588 --> 00:18:09,548
This is the most fun
I've had all week.
381
00:18:10,382 --> 00:18:12,885
I-I feel bad about
the whole thing with the kids.
382
00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:14,803
Hey, it happens.
383
00:18:15,012 --> 00:18:17,473
I know, but Bobbi shouldn't be
beatin' on Sheldon like that.
384
00:18:17,681 --> 00:18:19,391
- It's not okay.
- What's not okay
385
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:21,518
is Sheldon gettin' beat
up by a little girl.
386
00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:22,561
Well...
387
00:18:23,437 --> 00:18:24,188
Yeah.
388
00:18:26,690 --> 00:18:28,067
Look, I'll talk to Bobbi.
389
00:18:28,442 --> 00:18:30,319
I don't know if it'll help,
but I'll try.
390
00:18:30,611 --> 00:18:32,446
- Hey, you're a good man.
- Mm.
391
00:18:33,614 --> 00:18:35,282
Yeah, I-I should
be headin' back.
392
00:18:35,491 --> 00:18:36,450
Mm.
393
00:18:36,658 --> 00:18:38,911
All right, well, look,
come on by anytime.
394
00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:39,828
Yeah.
395
00:18:41,038 --> 00:18:43,373
You know, we should probably get
our stories straight
396
00:18:43,582 --> 00:18:45,250
before we talk
to our respective...
397
00:18:45,834 --> 00:18:47,086
- mates.
- Sure.
398
00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:48,170
What do you want to say?
399
00:18:49,338 --> 00:18:50,422
How 'bout this?
400
00:18:51,507 --> 00:18:52,591
We had words,
401
00:18:52,883 --> 00:18:54,134
it almost got ugly,
402
00:18:54,343 --> 00:18:55,886
but we came to an understanding.
403
00:18:56,095 --> 00:18:56,762
- I like that.
- Yeah.
404
00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:58,097
You want to take
a swing at me?
405
00:18:58,305 --> 00:18:59,389
Make it look real?
406
00:18:59,598 --> 00:19:02,768
I have a freakishly high
tolerance for pain.
407
00:19:03,018 --> 00:19:05,312
No, no.
But you're sweet for offering.
408
00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:07,773
- You have a good night.
- You, too, pal.
409
00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:09,024
Herschel!
410
00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:11,026
Where the hell
are you?!
411
00:19:11,235 --> 00:19:12,111
Shh.
412
00:19:12,653 --> 00:19:14,905
I built a hidey-hole under here,
413
00:19:15,114 --> 00:19:17,032
but there's only room
for one of us.
414
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:20,410
Where is that fat dumbass?
415
00:19:21,286 --> 00:19:24,331
Believe it or not, that means
I'm gettin' lucky tonight.
416
00:19:25,082 --> 00:19:26,792
Y'all have an
odd relationship.
417
00:19:27,251 --> 00:19:29,670
Love is a mysterious thing.
418
00:19:30,129 --> 00:19:31,839
Herschel!
419
00:19:37,553 --> 00:19:40,514
Existing in a
world of predators isn't easy,
420
00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:43,600
but we prey have developed
several natural defenses
421
00:19:43,809 --> 00:19:45,060
to help us survive.
422
00:19:45,269 --> 00:19:46,520
There's playing dead,
423
00:19:46,728 --> 00:19:48,605
warning calls, camouflage...
424
00:19:50,858 --> 00:19:53,569
...and, last
but certainly not least,
425
00:19:53,777 --> 00:19:55,404
good old-fashioned
running away.
426
00:20:02,578 --> 00:20:04,788
A little screaming
never hurts either.
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